The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie (2024)

1. An asteroid?

2. Astronomer's log.

3. An asteroid seems to have appeared in our solar system.

4. I am concerned about its trajectory.

5. I need to calculate the...

6. A second anomaly?

7. It's coming right at the Earth with incredible velocity.

8. I must be looking at...

9. a UFO?

10. Come on!

11. Well, now, who do we have here?

12. Porky Pig and Daffy Duck.

13. Walk over to Farmer Jim, boys!

14. Whoa!

15. Hoo, woo-hoo!

16. And so, Gabby Goat kept smiling and dancing.

17. Gabby was so happy that he...

18. He decided to play with his friend.

19. All right. Let 'er rip, Pork-O!

20. Woo-hoo!

21. Happy b-b-birthday, Daffy!

22. Oh, Porky! It's beautiful!

23. Let's try it out!

24. Aw, I'm glad you like it.

25. All right. I know you can do it.

26. Oh, whoa...

27. That a boy, Porky!

28. Your turn now, Daffy.

29. Look, Pa. No training wheels! Woo-hoo!

30. That is one looney duck.

31. Oink-oink, pig boy!

32. Huh? Argh!

33. Eh, D-D-Daffy, are you sure this is a good...

34. Woo-hoo!

35. Can I go back to my room now?

36. Listen here, boys.

37. The world can be a cruel place.

38. But as long as you two stick together,

39. you'll be all right.

40. Oh, and one more thing.

41. Don't forget to take care of your home.

42. Farmer Jim, he's g-g-gone!

43. It's okay, pal. Let it all out.

44. Why, hello there, little birdie.

45. Now let's see what's on the calendar for today.

46. Annual Home Standards Review?

47. Oh, I didn't re-re-realize that was today.

48. I'd better wake up Daffy.

49. Daffy, wake up.

50. Wake up, Daffy.

51. You won't... you won't take me alive...

52. What are you?

53. Oh, Daffy. It's...

54. Daffy, wake up!

55. The subterranean spider-people are real,

56. I tell you!

57. Oh, morning, Porky.

58. What's with the early wake-up call?

59. Today's our Annual Home Standards Review.

60. Ah, yes, the good old Annual Home Standards Review.

61. What is that again?

62. We talked about this before.

63. This is the day when an inspector comes

64. to make sure our house

65. is living up to community standards.

66. Okay.

67. As long as we're done before

68. Extraterrestrial Cover-ups comes on TV.

69. Yeah, well, don't worry.

70. I made a checklist of everything we need to do.

71. I think we'll get it done.

72. Okey dokey, Porky.

73. Let's get crack-a-lackin'.

74. Okay, first things first.

75. Grass must not appear dead and brown.

76. Check!

77. Well, we got that covered.

78. Wooden steps must be free from holes,

79. and safe to walk on.

80. That should work.

81. Check.

82. Gotta make sure the gutters are fully functional.

83. And free of sludge.

84. Yard waste must be...

85. Eradicated!

86. Must make sure there are no cracks

87. on the w-w-walkway.

88. Daffy, I said no cracks.

89. Oh! Sorry.

90. Well, Porky, we're all finished.

91. Here's to passing this inspection

92. and living another year just the way we like it.

93. Yeah, j-j-just the way "we" like it.

94. Don't worry, chum.

95. I'll handle this middle-aged busybody.

96. Hello there, Miss Inspector Lady.

97. I'm sure you'll find that our humble abode

98. meets your specifications.

99. Feel free to inspect as you please.

100. Hmm? Yes.

101. I suppose everything seems satisfactory...

102. with the exception of...

103. your roof!

104. Our roof?

105. There's a giant hole in our roof!

106. That is what we call a code violation,

107. and it breaks the law.

108. If you do not have a functioning roof

109. within ten days, this property will be condemned,

110. seized by the authorities, demolished.

111. And this ungodly eyesore will be eliminated

112. from our the perfect neighborhood once and for all!

113. - Demolished? - What?

114. You heard right.

115. No roof, no home.

116. Gee whiz, she's ruthless.

117. Well, at least I'm not "roofless."

118. Good luck...

119. losers!

120. Shoo! Shoo, you lousy birds!

121. This is horrible.

122. How did we not notice this giant hole in our roof?

123. I don't know.

124. But we can't survive if we lose our home.

125. What would Farmer Jim think of this?

126. This will not stand.

127. We must investigate.

128. Giant hole. Missing roof.

129. What's this?

130. Ew!

131. Hey, Porkman, what do you make of all this?

132. It's probably related to the termite problem

133. we've been putting off.

134. Yeah, termites explain the hole, all right.

135. But what about this goo?

136. Well, that's easy.

137. We also have a serious m-m-mold infestation.

138. Oh! I was gonna say inter-dimensional ectoplasm,

139. but I guess you're right.

140. Well, here it is,

141. our entire life savings.

142. All right!

143. This should be more than enough.

144. That is nowhere near enough.

145. Call me when you two chump-change cheapskates

146. get your hands on some real money.

147. Hmph!

148. Oh, jeez!

149. What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

150. Daffy, calm down.

151. There is one thing we can do.

152. Wait for a stimulus check?

153. No.

154. Get a job.

155. A job?

156. You mean like work?

157. Yeah, a j-j-job.

158. That way, we can earn some money

159. to pay off our roof repair.

160. But we've never worked a day in our lives.

161. Well, now is a good time to start.

162. Besides a little re-re-responsibility

163. and good old-fashioned hard work might do us good.

164. Yeah, a job.

165. There's no possible way

166. two capable characters like us

167. could screw that up.

168. Hey, this paper boy job is a piece of...

169. It's easy!

170. And it's about to get even easier,

171. thanks to my pedal-powered periodical projectile pusher.

172. - Daffy, I don't think... - Woo-hoo!

173. - Daffy, no! - Woo-hoo!

174. Fired!

175. Welcome to Beans Brew Coffee.

176. Can I take your order?

177. Can I get a medium triple-mocha sugar-free latte,

178. non-fat, non-dairy, light creamer,

179. easy ice, upside down, extra whip,

180. half teaspoon of vanilla sweetener,

181. a dusting of cinnamon,

182. a quarter-full, room for milk...

183. We serve coffee here! What you trying to pull, huh?

184. Who are you? What are you after anyways?

185. Are we being filmed?

186. Fired!

187. Don't worry, sir.

188. Our rideshare service

189. will have you to the airport in no time.

190. A bottle of water, sir?

191. Just hop on the landing gear!

192. It's perfectly safe!

193. You got this!

194. Bon voyage!

195. And don't forget to give us a "like."

196. You are fired!

197. Fired! Fired!

198. Fired!

199. Fired!

200. Fired! Fired! Fired!

201. Do you really think

202. we can make money being influencers?

203. Of course we can.

204. All we need is the right look.

205. Did we get a million views

206. and make some roof money?

207. You're canceled.

208. Boy, that really blew up in our face...

209. That's all, folks!

210. Oh, D-D-Daffy,

211. what are we gonna do?

212. We're gonna lose our home!

213. We've gotta stay positive, Porky.

214. We still have two days.

215. That's plenty of time to turn things around.

216. Shakes are on the house, boys.

217. It looks like you both could use some cheering up.

218. See, things are already turning around.

219. What did Farmer Jim say?

220. "As long as we stick together, we'll be all right."

221. I suppose so.

222. Trust me,

223. the right opportunity is bound to come our way

224. sooner or later.

225. I got it.

226. Maybe we can get into underground fighting.

227. I can train you.

228. I mean, how hard could it be?

229. Or maybe we can be delivery drivers.

230. I hear they have great benefits.

231. And then, once we finish night school,

232. we could teach English to foreigners.

233. Or maybe we could get jobs

234. as animation executives.

235. Porky, you listening to me?

236. I see what you're looking at.

237. Boy, does that look delicious.

238. I bet you want a piece of that, eh, buddy?

239. Hmm? Huh? Hmm? I gotcha.

240. Daffy, no!

241. Let me do the talking. You do the watching,

242. and I'll get you some of that tasty dish.

243. Daffy! Please!

244. Hey, Joe,

245. how about a slice of that cherry pie

246. for my friend over there?

247. Oh, no, I don't need any pie.

248. Thank you.

249. Guess he changed his mind.

250. He sure has a moody appetite.

251. Maybe it's a pig thing.

252. Uh, no offense.

253. Say, I don't think I've seen you around here before.

254. I'm Daffy Duck.

255. Hi, I'm Petunia Pig.

256. Nice to meet you.

257. That indecisive scatterbrain over there

258. is my BFF, Porky Pig.

259. Uh, hi.

260. Say, would you like to join us in our booth?

261. We can always use the extra company.

262. Sure! Nice to meet you both.

263. So, are you just dropping in for a cup of coffee?

264. Uh, yes. I mean, no.

265. Well, actually, more like flavor sampling.

266. I'm a flavor scientist at the gum factory.

267. So, are you in charge of that new flavor

268. everyone is so excited about?

269. Super Strongberry?

270. Ugh! No way.

271. Between us, it's just the same old flavor,

272. only repackaged with a "Strong" in front of it.

273. You know, you've got to take risks

274. if you want to make something really good.

275. Me, I'm on the quest

276. to make the world's most perfect flavor.

277. I'm close. Really close.

278. But I haven't quite cracked it yet.

279. Question is, could this coffee

280. be the missing ingredient...

281. Uh, you... you wouldn't want to happen to...

282. Ooh! Let me try.

283. Ah, yes. Mmm.

284. How does it taste?

285. Very fruity.

286. Any tingling? Shortness of breath?

287. Sweeter than I expected.

288. All right, he hasn't turned green yet. That's good.

289. Though I can't quite pinpoint...

290. the aftertaste.

291. Wow, that was crazy!

292. How did you do that?

293. It's nothing, really.

294. Just a series of chemical reactions

295. that lead to a crazy explosion, but not a literal explosion,

296. a flavor explosion.

297. That's what I'm trying to achieve.

298. Anyway. What do you guys do?

299. Absolutely nothing.

300. We can't even hold down a job for more than...

301. Actually, we're in the middle of a career transition.

302. It's just that people don't appreciate

303. our specialized skill set.

304. Tell me about it.

305. People are so set in their ways.

306. They're just afraid of the unknown.

307. Not us. We're not afraid of nothing.

308. We're a couple of old-fashioned risk-takers.

309. You know, it would be great

310. to have a couple of like-minded allies at the factory.

311. And I know they're hiring extra workers

312. to help with the new Super Strongberry rollout.

313. If you're interested.

314. - Interested? - We'd love to!

315. Great. I'll see what I can do.

316. Come on by tomorrow morning.

317. Why, this is just the opportunity

318. we've been waiting for.

319. Woo-hoo!

320. Oh, sorry to cut things short, guys,

321. but I have some rotting eggs to check on.

322. I'll see you guys tomorrow.

323. - Bye! Nice meeting you. - So long.

324. Thanks again.

325. See, Porky?

326. As long as we stick together, we'll be all right.

327. Okay, the job's pretty simple.

328. You push the button, you pull the crank.

329. Mess up once and you're fired.

330. So just to clarify...

331. This crank here?

332. It's the only crank in the building, Einstein.

333. Okay, Daffy.

334. You heard what the man said.

335. I'm gonna push this button.

336. And I'm gonna smash the crank.

337. Daffy, no!

338. You're supposed to p-p-pull the crank.

339. That's right, I forgot.

340. Pull the crank.

341. Okay. Off to a good start.

342. Push the button.

343. And pull the crank.

344. Push the button.

345. And pull the crank.

346. - Push the button. - And pull the crank.

347. - Push the button. - And pull the crank.

348. Push the button.

349. And pull the crank.

350. Push the button.

351. And pull the crank.

352. - Push the button. - And pull the crank.

353. Congratulations on completing your first successful shift.

354. Not that that's any sort of accomplishment.

355. Thanks, Mr. Bossman.

356. I can't believe it.

357. We're actually working well together.

358. Amazing, isn't it?

359. I think we've finally found our calling

360. as entry-level factory workers.

361. And if we keep this up,

362. we'll have enough money to fix our roof in no time.

363. Yeah, as long as the plot doesn't twist.

364. Hey, Daffy.

365. I'm gonna g-g-grab a quick refreshment.

366. Sounds good, pal.

367. Maybe I'll try to meet some new people.

368. Hey, you seem like the friendly type.

369. Care to go back and forth about the weather with me?

370. Mister?

371. Chew!

372. "Chew"?

373. Is that some sort of gum factory employee greeting?

374. You know, because chewing gum...

375. Sheesh!

376. I thought everyone here was friendly.

377. That looks exactly like the goo from the roof.

378. Something's screwy about that fella.

379. And I know screwy.

380. Hoo-hoo!

381. Hmm. I wonder if this could work.

382. Hey, Petunia, anybody ever tell you

383. that sponges are for cleaning and not for eating?

384. What a freak!

385. Whatever.

386. Come on, guys.

387. We better leave before she blows up the break room again.

388. Have fun with your new flavor.

389. At least it's not another boring berry reboot.

390. What a nerd!

391. Yuck! What a bunch of corporate drones.

392. Now, where was I?

393. Oh, yeah. Squid ink.

394. Blue mugs!

395. Oh, hey, Porky.

396. How's it going?

397. Sorry. I didn't mean to startle you.

398. I just noticed, we both have b-b-blue mugs.

399. Oh, yeah. Matching mugs.

400. So are you d-d-doing some more tests on coffee?

401. No. Um, actually, I made some dandelion squid ink tea.

402. Wanna try?

403. Oh, I'd love to!

404. It t-t-tastes delicious.

405. Whoa!

406. It's okay, Porky.

407. Thanks for offering up your taste buds.

408. Excuse me.

409. I don't mind, Petunia.

410. You can tickle my taste buds anytime you want.

411. Oh! Uh, for science, of course.

412. Oh, right. For science, of course,

413. You know, Porky,

414. I'm really glad you started working here.

415. It's nice to make a new fr-fr-fr...

416. Oh, you mean make a new, eh, fr-fr-fr...

417. acquaintance!

418. Yeah, sorry.

419. I tend to stutter when I get a little nervous.

420. Oh, no need to apologize.

421. I stutter even when I'm not a-a-a-eh-anxious.

422. A-ha!

423. Right at the Earth with incredible velocity.

424. I must be looking at... a UFO!

425. What in the world is going on here?

426. Chew...

427. That's a good little chew toy.

428. It's time for the next phase of my plan.

429. Soon this tangy, juicy gum

430. will force the doomed inhabitants

431. of this helpless little planet

432. to bow before me,

433. and my superior intellect.

434. Then, I will take their most precious resource

435. and make it all mine!

436. Well, Chewy, Mrs. Grecht.

437. The new flavor celebration

438. is looking absolutely splendid!

439. Thank you, Mr. Mayor.

440. But splendid would be

441. if we can get the banner straight!

442. And where is our gum shipment?

443. People will be here shortly.

444. Well, it's about time!

445. I'd like those boxes placed orderly.

446. Is she always like this?

447. Yes, she is.

448. Well, it was really nice talking to you, Porky.

449. I guess I gotta get back to the flavor lab.

450. Yeah, and I got some buttons to push.

451. Attention, all gum factory employees.

452. A reminder that our new Super Strongberry

453. global gum launch will start with a kickoff celebration

454. today at four o'clock outside of City Hall.

455. Eh, say, Petunia,

456. would you maybe wanna go with me

457. to the Super Strongberry celebration?

458. You know, to support the ne-ne-new flavor?

459. Support that new flavor?

460. Oh, that is the last thing I want to do.

461. But I'd love to go and hang out with you.

462. Really?

463. Yeah. Let's meet out front before.

464. Okay, great.

465. Porky!

466. Thank goodness I found you.

467. I don't want to alarm you,

468. but there are some incredibly strange

469. and wildly conspiratorial things

470. happening to this very factory

471. as we speak!

472. What strange things?

473. Oh... Hello again.

474. Uh, Daffy, what in the world are you talking about?

475. Oh, I'll tell you.

476. The goo from our roof is here!

477. Now, I thought I told you

478. not to make inside jokes at the, uh, w-w-w-workplace.

479. Excuse us.

480. We're gonna get some fresh air.

481. Uh, okay.

482. See you after work!

483. Now, you listen here, Daffy.

484. These conspiracy theories of yours

485. are gonna get us into t-t-trouble!

486. If we want to fix our roof and save the house,

487. you gotta keep this, eh, c-c-crazy talk to yourself!

488. Why don't you go for a walk and cool down?

489. And please, promise not to yell out anything looney.

490. But... But...

491. Yeah, yeah. Maybe Porky is right.

492. I just gotta take a walk and cool down.

493. There's nothing strange going on.

494. People just want to celebrate and show their town pride.

495. Yeah, hanging out,

496. playing games,

497. and buying some gum.

498. - Hey, is that the new flavor? - Sure is.

499. Arrived just in time for today's celebration.

500. Well, I'm just gonna have to give that a chew.

501. Chew?

502. Chew...

503. Chew...

504. Oh! A bit gooier than I imagined.

505. Chew...

506. Goo? Chew?

507. - Chew... - Chew!

508. All right, sister!

509. Spit that chewing gum out!

510. Hello?

511. That gum just blinked.

512. - And now it's looking at me. - Chew?

513. Chew!

514. What do you want?

515. I gotta do something about this.

516. What is that? A duck?

517. How does it know?

518. He'll ruin everything!

519. What the...

520. Get me another...

521. - Chew, chew. - Don't touch me!

522. Get me another visual!

523. Chew, chew, chew!

524. Help! The gum is watching us!

525. It's doing things to people's minds!

526. Crazy duck!

527. Can't you see what's going on?

528. It's the new Goodie Gum flavor!

529. It's changing people!

530. Please, stay away from us!

531. This duck is a buffoon.

532. No one will ever take him seriously.

533. He poses no threat to my plan,

534. so let him "chew" his way out of danger.

535. Chew.

536. Stop the wedding!

537. The gum has evil goo in it!

538. Welcome, Townspeople!

539. We've got plenty of free samples

540. of the new Super Strongberry gum for everyone!

541. I gotta warn everybody!

542. I gotta warn them all!

543. It's the gum!

544. It's the gum!

545. All right! Now, to kick off this celebration

546. with Grandview's very own Gary and the Gumballs!

547. What's up, Grandview?

548. - Who's ready to chew? - Nobody!

549. Citizens of Grandview,

550. the new Goodie Gum is turning everyone into zombies!

551. Uh, is... is this part of the show?

552. What? A hysterical, naked duck at the event?

553. I gotta see this.

554. D-D-Daffy!

555. I hope Porky's here soon.

556. Please, don't do something crazy!

557. Please, don't do something crazy!

558. Please... Oh!

559. I'm not doing something crazy!

560. - Daffy! - That duck is crazy.

561. - What're you doing? - Are you seeing this?

562. The gum, it takes over your mind!

563. Excuse me. Our home! Our jobs!

564. I saw it in the factory!

565. A strange man was putting goo into the gum!

566. - Now, now. - There's a zombie right now!

567. Don't be fooled by their common appearance.

568. The broken, slouching stature!

569. These big, fake eyebrows that easily...

570. - Come... off! - What are you doing?

571. See?

572. Daffy!

573. Don't do this!

574. This entire getup is obviously a disguise!

575. Oh, no!

576. Covering their...

577. slimy...

578. interior?

579. Hoo!

580. Well, I hope you're happy, Daffy.

581. You got us fired

582. from the only job we were good at.

583. You r-r-ruined my date with Petunia.

584. And now we're down to our last nickel

585. because I had to use our roof savings

586. to bail you out of j-j-jail!

587. What's next?

588. But, Porky, this is bigger than our roof problems.

589. You have to believe me.

590. Something is definitely going on with the gum.

591. Oh, is that so?

592. Something going on with the gum, huh?

593. Yeah, I'm telling ya!

594. It's doing something crazy to people's brains.

595. Well, maybe I just gotta show you

596. how crazy you sound.

597. One stick of Super Strongberry gum, please.

598. Porky, no!

599. I'm tired of chewing you out,

600. so I'm going to chew this myself.

601. Porky, wait!

602. Don't chew it! It's dangerous!

603. Daffy, stop! It's for your own good!

604. - No! No! No! - Let go!

605. - I won't let you chew! - Cut it out!

606. Stop!

607. What happened? Huh?

608. Porky?

609. What the heck are you doing?

610. And what happened today?

611. My apologies, Petunia.

612. - I was trying to... - Hey, wait a minute.

613. You're a nerdy scientist.

614. Can you help us figure out what's wrong with this gum?

615. What's wrong with it?

616. What's not wrong with it?

617. First off, it's generic, unimaginative, not to mention...

618. No, no, no! You don't understand.

619. Whenever people chew this, they turn into zombies.

620. Well, if it means I get to show the world

621. how horrible that flavor is, count me in.

622. With my state-of-the-art flavor testing equipment,

623. I should be able to figure out

624. if this gum has been compromised.

625. And initiating chew sequence.

626. Chew!

627. Uh... Chew?

628. Chew! Chew, chew, chew!

629. Oh! What is it now?

630. I told you never disturb my "me" time.

631. Chew, chew, chew!

632. Fine. Bring it here.

633. Chop-chop! Hurry up! Come on.

634. Whoa! Chew!

635. Chew! Chew, chew, chew...

636. Chew, chew.

637. Eight billion people on the planet,

638. and I get stuck with the stupidest one!

639. Chew.

640. No biological host?

641. Nothing seems to be happening.

642. It's that duck again.

643. What's this?

644. He's joined by some ham-fisted friends?

645. Hmm. Maybe I underestimated you.

646. I can't allow you to discover my plan, now can I?

647. Well, so much for my theory, huh?

648. Yep. Nothing remarkable about this gum.

649. Just another dull, uninspired, lackluster...

650. Guys?

651. My.

652. Gum!

653. Problem solved.

654. Now, get out of here!

655. And don't interrupt me again.

656. Wait!

657. On second thought,

658. I have something I need you to do.

659. I hope that shatterproof glass can withstand the abuse.

660. Well, technically, shatterproof glass

661. can withstand 24,000 pounds

662. per square inch without breaking.

663. Oh, thank goodness.

664. But that's not shatterproof glass.

665. Mother!

666. Aah! Oh!

667. This way!

668. Shh!

669. Daffy! You're gonna get us caught.

670. Where did it go?

671. Shh!

672. Porky, Petunia... Whoa!

673. Daffy!

674. Whatever you do, don't let it in your mouth!

675. A little... Ha!

676. Help...

677. would be...

678. Nice!

679. Sooner rather than later, please!

680. We gotta help him!

681. Oh! Where is it?

682. I know it's here somewhere.

683. Where is it? Where is it? Ah...

684. I barely even know you.

685. Chew on this!

686. Get it off me! Get it off me!

687. Get it off me! Get it off me!

688. Grab me the citric acid and the mentholated mint!

689. It's our only chance!

690. Which one is it?

691. Red and blue!

692. - Got it! - Now, mix them together!

693. Get it off me! Get it off me! Get it off!

694. D-D-Done!

695. Throw it!

696. Get it off me! Get it off me!

697. Get it off me! Get it off me!

698. Get it off me! Get it off me!

699. Oh. Is it over?

700. I don't know what's in this gum,

701. but whatever it is, it's not from this world.

702. Ooh, I wonder what it tastes like.

703. Petunia!

704. Well, that's enough alien-infected gum for one day.

705. Time to get the heck out of...

706. Chew!

707. Chew.

708. Oh, boy! Gum!

709. Chew...

710. They're everywhere.

711. Quick, turn out the lights!

712. Close the curtains!

713. And lower your voices!

714. Chew!

715. It was nice knowing you guys.

716. Now, who gets what?

717. It's already infected everyone in town.

718. And that new flavor was a global rollout.

719. Then at this rate,

720. it's probably spread across the entire...

721. Planet!

722. You know, we can't just sit here and do nothing

723. while the whole town gets taken over.

724. I just realized, I don't actually own anything.

725. That is, except for half of our house.

726. Pork man.

727. If they get to me first,

728. you can have the house,

729. and remember to take good care of it

730. like Farmer Jim wanted.

731. Our house. Our promise to Farmer Jim.

732. Don't forget to take care of your home.

733. Porky!

734. Earth to Porky! Are you having a flashback?

735. Yeah.

736. Guys, we have to fight.

737. Right here, right now.

738. Because we have something worth fighting for.

739. Like saving our home.

740. And saving our town!

741. And saving the w-w-world!

742. And saving everyone's taste buds,

743. so that they can try new flavors

744. that will blow their minds!

745. We might not be the best people for the job.

746. After all, Porky,

747. you're soft, you're a coward, and you stutter.

748. And, Petunia,

749. You're weird.

750. You lick stuff that should never be licked.

751. And you're a nerd!

752. And me? Well, I'm just plain looney.

753. But none of that matters!

754. Because when the chips are down

755. and the gum zombies are chewing,

756. we will rise to the occasion and go out there

757. and kick some gum zombie butts!

758. - Woo-hoo! - Yeah! Let's do it!

759. But first, we need a plan.

760. First things first.

761. Can't reverse an invasion on an empty stomach.

762. That's what I always say.

763. If chewing the gum turns people,

764. how do we get them...

765. to s-s-stop?

766. Yeah. How do we undo the chew?

767. Hey, anyone want some hot sauce?

768. Oh, no! That's not hot sauce.

769. That's...

770. My rotten egg extract.

771. Thought it would be a perfect flavor compliment

772. in a yeasty garlic gum base,

773. but everyone gags when they smell it.

774. Porky, are you stinkin' what I'm stinkin'?

775. Eggs-actly.

776. Say, Petunia, any chance you can make more of this stuff?

777. Does glutamic acid salt

778. make flavor pop and become more intense?

779. That means "yes."

780. Here it goes.

781. Wow, that worked great!

782. All right. We're really gonna do it!

783. Two pigs and a duck!

784. Stinkin', singein', and savin' lives!

785. I just want to know what kind of firepower

786. this sucker is packing.

787. Careful, Daffy. It has a sensitive...

788. Trigger.

789. Daffy! Be careful with that thing.

790. Don't worry! I'll put it out.

791. Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Oops, it's spreading.

792. Daffy, try the extinguisher!

793. Huh? Oh, yeah. Just gotta break the glass.

794. Oh, Daffy.

795. I think I got it. Whoa! Oh!

796. I'll just go get us some more eggs from my storage closet.

797. Eggs...

798. Okay. Situation is under control.

799. Yeah, I'm gonna go help Petunia out with those eggs.

800. Sounds good, Pork.

801. Aah!

802. Oh, don't worry. I'll go get the eggs.

803. Oh, um, okay. I'll go top off my propane tank then.

804. And that! Spit it out, you...

805. Boy, I can't wait to get out there.

806. Actually, Daffy,

807. it turns out we're all out of eggs.

808. We need you to stay here in the lab

809. and lay more to fill our gas cans.

810. Yes, sir. Lay the...

811. Lay the eggs?

812. Yep. I checked everywhere.

813. I can't believe we're fresh out.

814. Can't we just get some from the store?

815. It's too dangerous out there, Daffy.

816. But I thought Farmer Jim said...

817. Now, this is an important job, Daffy.

818. You're the only one who can l-l-lay the eggs.

819. We need you. Here.

820. Well, okay.

821. I guess I gotta do my part.

822. Come on, you guys.

823. Time to save the world!

824. Thanks, Daffy.

825. Just stay here and lay those eggs, okay?

826. Okay, cool.

827. You guys have fun saving the world without me.

828. Where's Daffy?

829. Oh, he's gonna hang back and help with the eggs.

830. Are you ready, Petunia?

831. You gas 'em, I'll blast 'em.

832. Chew...

833. What happened to me?

834. You were infected by an alien mind-control gum.

835. See ya!

836. Chew!

837. Finally! Let me have it.

838. Oh, sweet resource.

839. You are indeed most precious.

840. No.

841. What the... What is this?

842. Are you kidding me?

843. Why did you buy so many novelty teeth?

844. Chew.

845. You imbecile!

846. You were supposed to get me one thing!

847. What? The number of controlled is dropping abruptly?

848. How is that possible?

849. I'll figure this out!

850. Great work, Petunia.

851. Impossible!

852. I thought I roasted those pigs!

853. That's it.

854. It's time to get rid of them.

855. Once and for all!

856. Who's there?

857. Oh, yeah.

858. I'm over here nodding off in a nest,

859. when really, I should be out there

860. where all the action is!

861. Well, no more!

862. Time for this duck to go...

863. amuck.

864. This is amazing, Porky.

865. We're really doing it.

866. I don't know what it is, but when I'm around you,

867. I feel like I'm unstoppable.

868. You know, I think we make a great...

869. You mean a great...

870. - Team! - Couple!

871. Maybe I, uh, should have said "team."

872. Well, "couple" doesn't sound bad, either.

873. Oh. When this is all done,

874. we could, uh, we could...

875. Make way!

876. Daffy Duck has entered the game.

877. Daffy!

878. You're supposed to be laying eggs in the lab.

879. Don't worry. I took care of it.

880. Daffy! That wasn't the plan.

881. Me and Petunia have it under control.

882. Well, what happened to sticking together?

883. Besides, you call that under control?

884. Stand back!

885. I've got a brand-new move I've been working on.

886. Daffy! You did it again!

887. Whoa! Since when could they do that?

888. Since right now.

889. Well, looks like we're totally defenseless now.

890. Oh, no!

891. I have you right where I want you.

892. What do we do now?

893. Run!

894. Quick, up there!

895. Slide down.

896. Trust me, it's perfectly...

897. Don't worry about that.

898. You can still make the jump.

899. I'll... Oh! Oh! Whoa!

900. I'll catch ya!

901. What are you waiting for?

902. Trust me!

903. Trust you?

904. Just jump!

905. No.

906. I don't think Daffy can catch us.

907. Well, you're just gonna have to try!

908. What took you so long?

909. Porky!

910. Catch me!

911. I got you!

912. Aah!

913. Porky!

914. Petunia!

915. I waited too long.

916. She's gone because of me.

917. - Come on, pal. We gotta go. - Oh, wait.

918. Porky!

919. You can run,

920. but you can't hide.

921. Chew!

922. What are we gonna do?

923. Let's go home!

924. Quick! Cover the windows!

925. They're coming through the front door!

926. We have to fight them off!

927. Whoa!

928. L-L-Look!

929. Daffy, look at our house!

930. Oh, no!

931. Stop!

932. Our house!

933. Our home!

934. Oh, no!

935. No!

936. It's the belly of the alien ship.

937. Come on, Petunia.

938. I know you're in there.

939. It's no use, Porky.

940. She's one of them now!

941. Yes! It's no use.

942. Pukey!

943. You two have chewed me over for the last time.

944. Nothing can stop my plan now.

945. You evil space fiend!

946. We will rise up against you.

947. You can probe us, subjugate us,

948. take our dignity!

949. Probe us again!

950. Probe us at home, on the beaches,

951. on the French Riviera!

952. In truck stop restrooms.

953. At the supermarket!

954. But we'll never submit to your tyranny.

955. - Never! - Daffy! Will you shut up?

956. You always make everything w-w-worse!

957. Me? You're the one who got us into this mess.

958. If you would've only jumped when I told you to,

959. none of this would have happened.

960. Jumping?

961. This mess

962. started when you left your post laying eggs!

963. Hey, bub! Do you know how hard it is

964. for a male duck to lay eggs?

965. Besides, why should you and Petunia have all the fun?

966. Because when you're around, it's not fun.

967. It turns into a disaster!

968. Oh! Ooh!

969. And that's why I hid all the eggs.

970. You did what?

971. Did I s-s-stutter?

972. You mean you hid all the eggs because...

973. That's right.

974. I couldn't trust you not to ruin everything!

975. Ouch!

976. Ruin everything?

977. Who introduced you to Petunia?

978. Who uncovered this alien gum invasion?

979. You know, those are fighting words.

980. I hope you get probed.

981. I'll show you probed!

982. I'll probe you with my foot.

983. Come here.

984. Come here.

985. Enough!

986. So long, jerks.

987. I'll just leave you two to work things out.

988. Oh, and do enjoy the front-row seat

989. of me blowing up the Earth!

990. You maniac! You'll never get away with it.

991. Sorry, can't hear you.

992. With those pesky interlopers out of the way,

993. I can finally execute the rest of my plan.

994. Now, where were we?

995. Ah, yes.

996. The entire population of Earth

997. is chewing my personally modified gum.

998. Which means...

999. Initiating Stage Two of operation.

1000. It's blow time.

1001. Yes, yes, blow.

1002. Blow, baby, blow!

1003. Chew, chew.

1004. Ow! My jaw.

1005. Yes!

1006. I guess this is it, huh, Pork?

1007. The day the Earth blew up.

1008. Yeah.

1009. We really messed things up.

1010. We?

1011. It wasn't all your fault.

1012. Oh, Porky!

1013. Where did everything go wrong?

1014. I didn't want things to end up this way.

1015. Stupid Daffy.

1016. Dumb Daffy. You dumb duck!

1017. Why did you mess things up so bad?

1018. Now the whole world is ending and my best friend hates me.

1019. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

1020. Daffy, no! I don't hate you.

1021. Maybe we're just not as

1022. good a team as we thought.

1023. I guess you're right.

1024. What would Farmer Jim think of us?

1025. We lost our jobs.

1026. We lost our home.

1027. And now we're losing all of planet Earth!

1028. We're just big...

1029. Losers!

1030. Hey, Porky, look.

1031. No bars!

1032. Aah!

1033. What happened?

1034. Ew, do I taste Super Strongberry?

1035. Oh, no!

1036. Petunia, you're back!

1037. I'm s-s-so sorry.

1038. I didn't jump and you got taken and turned into a gum zombie.

1039. And our house got destroyed.

1040. It was terrible.

1041. What?

1042. - I said... - No, no, no. Here's the script.

1043. Catch up on your own time.

1044. We've got bigger fish to fry,

1045. like popping that bubble gum bubble around planet Earth!

1046. Uh, okay.

1047. How do you think we p-p-pop this bubble?

1048. If you would like to stop pressurization,

1049. press the button now.

1050. Well, that's convenient.

1051. A-ha!

1052. Does anyone have any peanut butter?

1053. I think I'm gonna be sick.

1054. - We did it! - We did?

1055. Bubble popped.

1056. Yeah, we did it!

1057. We really showed that alien what for, huh?

1058. You barnyard freaks!

1059. You ruined everything!

1060. Well, when I see some alien weirdo

1061. trying to subjugate the Earth with gum,

1062. I put a stop to it.

1063. But I was... I was not subjugating the Earth.

1064. I was trying to save it.

1065. Save it?

1066. From what?

1067. Warning.

1068. Warning.

1069. From that!

1070. Oh, what is that?

1071. This just in.

1072. An asteroid is hurtling toward Earth,

1073. threatening our total destruction.

1074. And the Knob County Fair gets underway this weekend.

1075. What's going on?

1076. A giant asteroid is hurtling towards Earth!

1077. Asteroid? The asteroid!

1078. Okay, people. Calm it down.

1079. What we need is a plan.

1080. Well, I had a plan, but you ninnies just ruined it.

1081. - Do tell. - I devised a way

1082. to make everyone blow a giant gum bubble,

1083. which would surround the Earth

1084. and make the asteroid bounce clean off.

1085. And I continue my access

1086. to Earth's most precious resource.

1087. Resource? You mean like gold?

1088. - Uranium? - Smog?

1089. No!

1090. I'm talking something much more precious.

1091. Earth is the only planet in the galaxy

1092. to produce this incredible resource.

1093. Behold!

1094. All hail the resource.

1095. Isn't that a boba drink?

1096. Boba!

1097. Looks like it's up to us to save the Earth.

1098. Us? How can we stop the asteroid?

1099. With old-fashioned know-how.

1100. Look, right there.

1101. There's a pocket in the heart of the asteroid.

1102. All we have to do is beam down,

1103. drop an explosive payload inside and detonate,

1104. and boom!

1105. The asteroid will be blown to bits

1106. and Earth will be saved.

1107. We don't have any explosives.

1108. Then a laser.

1109. Tactical bio-weapons?

1110. We have goo. Lots of goo.

1111. What kind of alien are you?

1112. Certainly not an uninformed explosives-carrying alien!

1113. I'll explode on you and you

1114. if you don't start thinking explosives!

1115. Explode?

1116. Say, Petunia, can you make any more of your explosive gum?

1117. Does glutamic acid salt

1118. make flavor pop and become more intense?

1119. That means yes.

1120. Hey, stop! We've got a plan!

1121. This just in.

1122. We've received transmission that a scientist, an alien,

1123. a duck and two pigs have a plan to save Earth.

1124. We are all doomed.

1125. Status report.

1126. We're almost ready.

1127. We only have 15 minutes until impact.

1128. Get in and out as fast as you can,

1129. then we'll beam you back up for detonation.

1130. Detonation?

1131. Oh, you have to chew this stuff to detonate it.

1132. We can't chew it. We'll blow up.

1133. Well, that's the end of that plan.

1134. How could we possibly chew the gum?

1135. Chew?

1136. Wind-up novelty teeth?

1137. These will work.

1138. Let's do this, gang.

1139. Yeah!

1140. You won't have much time once you're inside,

1141. so deliver the payload and get out.

1142. The path to the core should be smooth sailing.

1143. Beyond the entrance

1144. lies some non-threatening gas fields.

1145. Then you'll come upon some

1146. harmless Class Two terrain.

1147. And finally, pass through a wide-open cavern.

1148. All right. You should be at the drop point.

1149. Well, there she is.

1150. The center of the asteroid.

1151. It's a 200-foot drop to the bottom,

1152. so you better get started.

1153. Okay, guys.

1154. J-J-Just like we planned.

1155. Petunia, you'll man the winch

1156. and lower Daffy and I down to the core.

1157. Daffy, you'll spray the core

1158. with the modified projectile pusher

1159. that's loaded with Petunia's gum compound.

1160. And I'll set the novelty teeth.

1161. Finally, I get a piece of the action.

1162. I'm gonna go down there

1163. and show them how it's really done!

1164. Maybe this isn't such a good idea.

1165. All right, everyone.

1166. Let's chew this.

1167. Porky.

1168. You know, this is a pretty important job.

1169. And I'm liable to mess it up.

1170. Maybe Petunia can do it.

1171. I mean, after all, it is her gum compound.

1172. And, you know, I think this winch here

1173. is the perfect job for me.

1174. Because if there's one thing I know how to do right,

1175. it's pulling the crane.

1176. - Are you sure? - I'm more than happy to...

1177. I've never been more sure in my life.

1178. Oh, Earthlings.

1179. Sorry to break up your chitter-chattering,

1180. but we have a planet to save.

1181. So, if you don't mind, could you please get moving?

1182. Roger that.

1183. Okay, Daffy. Drop us down.

1184. Going down!

1185. - Stop! - I got you.

1186. Ready, Petunia?

1187. Let's blow this mother.

1188. Done.

1189. All right, Daffy. Pull us up.

1190. Aye-aye, Captain.

1191. They're almost to the gum.

1192. Oh, me. Oh, my.

1193. Dear lord, I hope this plan works.

1194. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please.

1195. They flipped!

1196. - W-w-what? - What?

1197. They flipped! They flipped!

1198. Oh, my gosh. They...

1199. Stop flipping out, man. Get a hold of yourself.

1200. What are we gonna do?

1201. Get back down there and turn them over.

1202. They don't have time for that!

1203. How are we gonna chew all that gum?

1204. I don't know.

1205. - Unless you got a second... - Don't look at me.

1206. I've got a plan!

1207. They have to...

1208. You what?

1209. I have a plan, but we have to act fast,

1210. and there's only one person that can do the j-j-job.

1211. Daffy Duck.

1212. Me?

1213. The duck?

1214. Daffy?

1215. Oh, no, not the duck.

1216. The duck?

1217. That's right. The duck.

1218. You gotta be kidding me.

1219. Who greenlit this garbage?

1220. Daffy.

1221. I need you to go down there and fix this.

1222. But, Porky, you know I can't.

1223. I always make things worse.

1224. And that's exactly what we need.

1225. Really?

1226. This whole time, I've been doubting you.

1227. I've been afraid of what you might do.

1228. It's about time

1229. I trust you, Daffy.

1230. Now you get down there and do this thing.

1231. The Daffy Duck way.

1232. I read you loud and clear, buddy.

1233. Let's get looney!

1234. Whoo-hoo!

1235. He's smashing the teeth?

1236. What? Someone stop that looney duck!

1237. Porky, what is he doing?

1238. Just wait. You'll see.

1239. - He's causing an earthquake! - Exactly.

1240. Oh, that duck is completely mad!

1241. Look, it's working!

1242. The stalactites from the ceiling!

1243. They are chewing the gum!

1244. What?

1245. The duck actually pulled it off.

1246. Great work, Daffy.

1247. Now let's get out of here!

1248. All right, pull me up.

1249. Woo-hoo!

1250. Hurry. We've got to get out of here

1251. before the chain reaction.

1252. This way.

1253. Only three minutes till impact.

1254. Hurry!

1255. Whoa!

1256. Come on. Come on.

1257. Whoa!

1258. Where's Daffy?

1259. Porky?

1260. No!

1261. - Daffy! - Porky, what are you doing?

1262. - You've got to get out of here! - Not without my friend.

1263. It's no use, Porky.

1264. Save yourself.

1265. I am one stuck duck.

1266. We gotta go back!

1267. They're still on the asteroid!

1268. It's no use.

1269. We must get the ship to a safe distance.

1270. Go, Porky.

1271. Go live a full life.

1272. Okay, fine.

1273. One last hug.

1274. Time to bail out.

1275. I'm not letting go, Daffy.

1276. But, but...

1277. It's just like Farmer Jim always told us.

1278. As long as we stick together...

1279. We'll be all right.

1280. By gum, we did it.

1281. We saved the Earth.

1282. - Yay! Oh, science. - Oh, my resource!

1283. I really do love science.

1284. Thank you. Thank you.

1285. A lovely welcome, indeed.

1286. And now...

1287. take me to your nearest teahouse!

1288. The first round of boba is on me.

1289. Boba. It's not even that flavorful.

1290. Oh, cheer up, little piggy.

1291. You're a hero.

1292. Actually, the real heroes are my friends,

1293. Porky and Daffy.

1294. Ugh, those unkempt barn animals?

1295. Yes. Without the bravery

1296. and sacrifice of those barn animals,

1297. Earth would have never stood a chance.

1298. Well, this town will

1299. certainly name a park bench after them.

1300. Ugh, nothing too prominent, please.

1301. Hey, you know, this boba is really good.

1302. It's better than I expected. Kind of like a snot ball.

1303. Mmm. Pure boba bliss.

1304. Oh, you squishy, delicious resource.

1305. It can't be! A third anomaly.

1306. Wait.

1307. Porky! Daffy!

1308. Did I just hear Petunia?

1309. Daffy, I think we survived.

1310. - You did! - Petunia!

1311. Go get 'em, Pork!

1312. Porky!

1313. We really did it!

1314. Way to go, pork man.

1315. Wow! That was...

1316. Very...

1317. Pleasant.

1318. Cool! Space gum!

1319. Whoa.

1320. That's the greatest flavor I've ever tasted.

1321. Just one second.

1322. Asteroid crystals.

1323. That is the missing ingredient.

1324. I did it!

1325. I created the perfect flavor!

1326. - Way to go! - I knew you could do it!

1327. Hey, boys. Can I get a photo of the heroes for the paper?

1328. You betcha.

1329. Wow! Pretty amazing, eh, Pork?

1330. We managed to save the whole world,

1331. but we couldn't save our own home.

1332. Yeah.

1333. The only thing we have left is this picture of us

1334. and F-F-Farmer Jim.

1335. Oh, boys.

1336. Farmer Jim?

1337. Up here, boys.

1338. Farmer Jim!

1339. I wanted to tell you how proud I am of you two.

1340. You really stuck together

1341. and stepped up to help when the world needed you most.

1342. Oh, Farmer Jim, we're so sorry about the house.

1343. We never meant for it to get destroyed.

1344. Ah, wouldn't worry your pretty little heads over that.

1345. - You wouldn't? - But we have nowhere to live.

1346. Well, then, it's a good thing

1347. you held on to our family picture.

1348. It is?

1349. Go ahead and take it out.

1350. Oh, okay.

1351. What is it, Pork?

1352. A home insurance policy.

1353. In our names.

1354. "Covers extensive damage or rebuild caused by,

1355. but not limited to, alien mind control schemes."

1356. "Coverage good for..."

1357. $5,000,000!

1358. Daffy, this means we can buy a new home.

1359. Oh, my gosh. Farmer Jim, how did you know?

1360. Well, I lived with you two long enough

1361. to know something looney was bound to happen.

1362. You take care now, boys.

1363. Love you.

1364. Farmer Jim, out. Peace!

1365. - Bye, Farmer Jim. - Thanks, Farmer Jim.

1366. Well, Porky, are you ready to build ourselves a new home?

1367. As long as we stick together, pal.

1368. Oh, you better believe it!

1369. Our new house should cover us

1370. for that whole roof situation, right?

1371. That's all, folks!

1372. Porky, wait!

1373. That can't be all.

1374. We've got to keep this thing open for a sequel.