1. That's my train.Copy !req
2. Wait! Wait!Copy !req
3. Shit.Copy !req
4. Wake up, Jack.Copy !req
5. Have you seen Francis?Copy !req
6. Hello, Peter.Copy !req
7. - Good afternoon. Whitman?
- Yeah, that's us.Copy !req
8. May I see your tickets, please?Copy !req
9. Thanks.Copy !req
10. There's no smoking, please.Copy !req
11. Welcome aboard.Copy !req
12. - Sweet lime?
- Sure, I'll have one.
- Yes, please.Copy !req
13. Sounds good.Copy !req
14. Let's go get a drink
and smoke a cigarette.Copy !req
15. I want to start by thanking you both
for being here.Copy !req
16. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
17. You're the two most important people
in the world to me.Copy !req
18. I've never said that before, but it's true,
and I want you both to know it.Copy !req
19. - I love you, Peter.
- Thank you.Copy !req
20. - I love you, Jack.
- I love you too.Copy !req
21. How did it get to this?
Why haven't we spoken in a year?Copy !req
22. Let's make an agreement.Copy !req
23. - To do what?
- Okay.Copy !req
24. A: I want us to become brothers again
like we used to be...Copy !req
25. and for us to find ourselves
and bond with each other.Copy !req
26. - Can we agree to that?
- Okay.
- Yeah.Copy !req
27. B: I want us to make this trip
a spiritual journey...Copy !req
28. where each of us seek the unknown
and we learn about it.Copy !req
29. - Can we agree to that?
- Sure.
- I guess so.Copy !req
30. C: I want us to be completely open
and say yes to everything...Copy !req
31. even if it's shocking and painful.Copy !req
32. Can we agree to that?Copy !req
33. Now, I had Brendan make us an itinerary.Copy !req
34. - Who's Brendan?
- My new assistant.Copy !req
35. He's going to place an updated schedule
under our doors every morning...Copy !req
36. of all the spiritual places and temples
that we need to see...Copy !req
37. and expedite hotels and transportation
and everything.Copy !req
38. How's he going to do that?Copy !req
39. I had him bring a printer
and a laminating machine.Copy !req
40. - Where is he?
- In a way, it actually doesn't matter.Copy !req
41. He's in a different compartment
on another part of the train...Copy !req
42. but we never see him... ever.Copy !req
43. That's more or less it.
Three, please.Copy !req
44. - Does that sound okay to you?
- It sounds good, sure.Copy !req
45. - Yeah, it sounds good.
- Do you have any questions?Copy !req
46. - I do.
- Okay. Go ahead.Copy !req
47. What happened to your face?Copy !req
48. I only remember certain details...Copy !req
49. but from what I've been able
to reconstruct...Copy !req
50. it was raining, I was going about
50 miles an hour as I went into a corner...Copy !req
51. did some wrong steering,
wheels went out from me...Copy !req
52. and I suddenly skidded off the road...Copy !req
53. slammed into a ditch
and got catapulted 50 feet through the air.Copy !req
54. Little particles of glass and debris
were stinging my face as I flew.Copy !req
55. And for a second,
there was just total silence.Copy !req
56. Just...Copy !req
57. Then bam... the bike crashed to the ground,
exploded and caught on fire...Copy !req
58. and I smashed on the side of a hill
with my face.Copy !req
59. I was driving home.
I live alone right now.Copy !req
60. Anyway, two joggers ran up
and started digging out all the dirt...Copy !req
61. that was jammed inside my mouth
and my nose and my ears.Copy !req
62. My brain had stopped,
my heart had stopped...Copy !req
63. so technically I was dead at this point.Copy !req
64. They did all the procedures exactly right,
as a result of which I'm still alive.Copy !req
65. Boy.Copy !req
66. The first thing I thought of when I woke up
was, "I wish Peter and Jack were here."Copy !req
67. - Have you heard anything from Mom?
- No.Copy !req
68. - Have you?
- No.Copy !req
69. Me neither.Copy !req
70. Fuck.Copy !req
71. - What's that?
- Some kind of Indian muscle relaxer.Copy !req
72. I got it at the pharmacy
next to the train station.Copy !req
73. - What's that?
- You don't need a prescription here.Copy !req
74. A type of Indian flu medicine.
It's got a tranquilizer in it.Copy !req
75. - What's that?
- Strongest Indian painkiller you can get.Copy !req
76. It's for my face.
Be careful with that.Copy !req
77. You only want to take one drop.Copy !req
78. I also lost a tooth.Copy !req
79. You want to read a short story
I wrote in France?Copy !req
80. - How long is it?
- What?Copy !req
81. - How long is it?
- How long is it? Never mind. Forget it.Copy !req
82. You can save it till after dinner.Copy !req
83. You know, maybe right before whenever
you're about to take out your tooth...Copy !req
84. you should say something like, "Please forgive
this," because it's actually - It's kind of...Copy !req
85. Can you... Can you back away a little?
You just spit in my eye.Copy !req
86. When was the last time
you were in America, by the way?Copy !req
87. I don't know. The funeral.Copy !req
88. In other words, a year?Copy !req
89. I have to tell you, I support
this relationship not working out.Copy !req
90. May I take your order, please?Copy !req
91. Let's see. Do we want meat or fish?
I'm going to have the chicken.Copy !req
92. Jack, you want to try the fish?
I bet that's delicious.Copy !req
93. And, Peter, the lamb?
A chicken, a fish and a lamb?Copy !req
94. How does that sound?Copy !req
95. And who wants a soup?
Raise your hand.Copy !req
96. - Are those Dad's glasses?
- Yeah.Copy !req
97. You still have his prescription in here.Copy !req
98. How can you see in these?Copy !req
99. - Three soups.
- Soup. Yes.Copy !req
100. Could you not order for me, please?Copy !req
101. - What?
- Order for yourself.Copy !req
102. What part are you on?Copy !req
103. Nothing. It reminded me
of something not related to it.Copy !req
104. How's Alice?Copy !req
105. She's fine.Copy !req
106. She actually started this company
where she makes these little clay pots.Copy !req
107. They're quite popular.Copy !req
108. - We sent you one.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
109. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
110. I want that stewardess.Copy !req
111. These - These Germans are bothering me.Copy !req
112. Ladies! Please, keep it down.
Lower your voices. Thank you.Copy !req
113. Did I raise us? Kind of?Copy !req
114. Hang on. I'm going to ask this guy
if he can get me a power adapter.Copy !req
115. She's pregnant. Alice.Copy !req
116. - Really? You're kidding.
- No.Copy !req
117. - How long?
- Seven and a half months.Copy !req
118. It's... It's... So it's going to be born
in, like, six weeks or something.Copy !req
119. I think so, yeah.Copy !req
120. I'm trying not to get
too caught up in it right now.Copy !req
121. Don't tell Francis.Copy !req
122. Brendan got the wrong voltage.Copy !req
123. Your soup, sir.Copy !req
124. Please forgive this.Copy !req
125. Is it supposed to be sad?Copy !req
126. I think so.Copy !req
127. Well, I'm not too crazy about the part
where I start screaming at the mechanic.Copy !req
128. - That never happened.
- The characters are all fictional.Copy !req
129. May I take your dessert order, sir?Copy !req
130. Let's see. Do we want sweets or fruit?
I'm going to have the pudding.Copy !req
131. Jack, you want to try the cake?
And, Peter, what looks good to you?Copy !req
132. The cookies?Copy !req
133. - He's going to order for himself.
- The cookies.Copy !req
134. Excuse me. I'm...Copy !req
135. Has he been rooting around
and taking things?Copy !req
136. Maybe. I think he's still in mourning.Copy !req
137. Well, I probably am, too, but there's something
kind of unethical about it, isn't there?Copy !req
138. Legally, those glasses belong
to all three of us.Copy !req
139. I'm going to take this bed, because
I'm the oldest and my ankle's fractured.Copy !req
140. Peter, you don't mind climbing a ladder,
as I recall...Copy !req
141. so why don't you set up shop topside?Copy !req
142. And, Jack, you're a little bit of a lone wolf.Copy !req
143. Why don't you bunk out next door?
How does that sound?Copy !req
144. - Oh, sorry. I... I was...
- Stand up.Copy !req
145. - Brendan, this is Jack.
- Good evening.Copy !req
146. - And this is Peter.
- Hello, Brendan.Copy !req
147. - Nice to meet you.
- Let's update me.Copy !req
148. - How's everything going back there?
- Pretty good.Copy !req
149. - What does that mean?
- I never heard back.Copy !req
150. So try again.
What are you waiting for?Copy !req
151. - Well, I left a message.
- Why are you smiling?Copy !req
152. What do you think he looks like
under all that tape and everything?Copy !req
153. Brendan, what did I tell you?Copy !req
154. Well, I don't know about his face,
but I think his brain might be pretty traumatized.Copy !req
155. Damn it!
Come down to this spot over here.Copy !req
156. Call her again right now and keep calling
every 10 minutes until you get through.Copy !req
157. - Okay.
- This is urgent. We're almost there.Copy !req
158. - Okay.
- And once again, so we're explicitly clear...Copy !req
159. I don't want you to mention this
or discuss it with anyone.Copy !req
160. - In other words, it's a surprise.
- Okay.Copy !req
161. - Did you find me a power adapter?
- Not yet.Copy !req
162. How long are you going to stay here?Copy !req
163. What do you mean?
He said till the end of the month.Copy !req
164. Why do you ask that?Copy !req
165. I'm just trying to know
so I can figure out my plans.Copy !req
166. - What plans?
- I don't know yet.Copy !req
167. Anyways, I've got my own ticket, just in case.
Don't tell Francis.Copy !req
168. Well, I'm not going to stay here
with just me and him.Copy !req
169. Is that one of Alice's pots?Copy !req
170. Oh. We should order some more of these.Copy !req
171. - I'll tell Brendan.
- Okay.Copy !req
172. He has this disease
where his head is shaved...Copy !req
173. except he doesn't have to shave it because
he can't grow any hair in the first place.Copy !req
174. Don't talk about it around him though.Copy !req
175. It might offend him.Copy !req
176. Are these Dad's keys?Copy !req
177. - Yeah.
- You've got his car keys too.Copy !req
178. Where's those nuts at?Copy !req
179. I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.Copy !req
180. Good evening, Mr. Whitman.
How can I help you?Copy !req
181. Is it possible for us to get some more
of those Savoury Snacks, please?Copy !req
182. Of course.
Can I offer you anything else?Copy !req
183. - I don't think so.
- I'll be right back.Copy !req
184. I forgot something.Copy !req
185. Do you want to smoke a cigarette with me
in the bathroom?Copy !req
186. You're crazy.Copy !req
187. What's your name?Copy !req
188. Jack. What's yours?Copy !req
189. Rita.Copy !req
190. You're beautiful.Copy !req
191. Don't come into me.Copy !req
192. Jack's got his own return ticket.
He says he might leave early.Copy !req
193. - What are you talking about?
- Don't tell him I told you.Copy !req
194. Brendan's got all the tickets.
There's a whole itinerary.Copy !req
195. Where's he going?Copy !req
196. Air Italiano? What the fuck is this?Copy !req
197. I'm keeping his passport.
In fact, give me yours too.Copy !req
198. I want to keep all the passports
so nothing happens to them.Copy !req
199. - I'm keeping mine.
- No.Copy !req
200. I want to keep them all together.Copy !req
201. Why are you standing there?Copy !req
202. I'm waiting for you.Copy !req
203. Mr. Whitman, the whole point of us coming
out separately is so no one sees us together.Copy !req
204. - Jack.
- Jack.Copy !req
205. Right. I get it. Okay. Good night then.Copy !req
206. Go back to your compartment.Copy !req
207. Move over, please.Copy !req
208. Where are the Savoury Snacks?Copy !req
209. Did you just fuck that Indian girl?Copy !req
210. What?Copy !req
211. Sweet Lime.Copy !req
212. Of course not. I went for a walk.Copy !req
213. Something just happened.Copy !req
214. Who's he talking to?Copy !req
215. No one. He's got the code
to his ex-girlfriend's answering machine...Copy !req
216. and he's checking her messages.Copy !req
217. What? When... When did he confide that to you?Copy !req
218. Just now.Copy !req
219. Why am I not a part of this?Copy !req
220. I've never liked that girl.Copy !req
221. Me neither.Copy !req
222. Anyway, I never trusted her.Copy !req
223. I don't feel good about myself.Copy !req
224. Okay. Let's make another agreement.Copy !req
225. On the spiritual journey, it's crucial
that we don't splinter into factions...Copy !req
226. or not include somebody who has advice
and may know better.Copy !req
227. - Can we agree to that?
- Okay.Copy !req
228. - What'd you find out?
- Nothing.Copy !req
229. Good.Copy !req
230. She put this in my suitcase.Copy !req
231. - Is that her?
- Mmm, that's her.Copy !req
232. How did she gain access
to your personal belongings?Copy !req
233. She came to see me in France for 24 hours.Copy !req
234. - Could she be gaslighting you?
- What's gaslighting?Copy !req
235. Okay, hang on a second.
Let's make another agreement.Copy !req
236. From now on, if you want to talk to her
or check her messages...Copy !req
237. you speak to us first...
day or night, any time.Copy !req
238. Can you agree to that?Copy !req
239. I think we should destroy that.Copy !req
240. Jesus!Copy !req
241. Okay. All right.
Let's check the itinerary.Copy !req
242. Give me a little light.
Okay, here we go.Copy !req
243. Train stops first thing tomorrow morning
for an hour and 45 minutes...Copy !req
244. which is just enough time for a quick visit
to Temple of a Thousand Bulls...Copy !req
245. probably one of the most spiritual places
in the entire world.Copy !req
246. Power adapters!Copy !req
247. - Can I get a power adapter?
- Yes, yes, yes.Copy !req
248. - Do you have a power adapter?
- No, no. No power adapter. Use battery.Copy !req
249. No? I mean, I can't have one?Copy !req
250. Hey, do you have these in say,
a 10 and a half medium? Like...Copy !req
251. - These all size. Take off shoes and try.
- Yeah, like that. That's good.Copy !req
252. Pepper spray.
What ingredients does this have in it?Copy !req
253. - I don't want to kill anybody or anything.
- No, no, not for killing.Copy !req
254. - Spray in face.
- Okay. Spray in face.Copy !req
255. Spray in face.Copy !req
256. Most rare. From desert. Very poisonous.Copy !req
257. How much you want for him?Copy !req
258. This is incredible!Copy !req
259. Ring it.Copy !req
260. Take some of these rupees and put them
on this thing in front of the deity here.Copy !req
261. Is that my belt?Copy !req
262. - Can I borrow it?
- No, not right now.Copy !req
263. I was looking for that earlier.Copy !req
264. Ask first.Copy !req
265. - Next time.
- All right.Copy !req
266. Where's my passport?Copy !req
267. I got pickpocketed.
My passport got stolen.Copy !req
268. Calm down. It's not stolen.Copy !req
269. - No. Yes, it is. It's gone.
- No, it's not. I have it.Copy !req
270. I'll be right back.Copy !req
271. - You stole my passport?
- Peter, where are you going?Copy !req
272. I'm going to go pray at a different thing.Copy !req
273. - Hear ear you're leaving early.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
274. - I thought we made an agreement.
- That's why you stole my passport?Copy !req
275. Well, no, but I think we have a chance to
make this kind of a life-changing experience...Copy !req
276. and I think we need it.Copy !req
277. In other words, I don't want you to leave.Copy !req
278. - He's going to have a kid in six weeks.
- Who?Copy !req
279. Him. Rubby.
He doesn't want you to know.Copy !req
280. - "Rubby"?
- Yeah, you know, Rubby.Copy !req
281. Yeah.Copy !req
282. Why doesn't he want me to know?Copy !req
283. Because we don't trust each other.Copy !req
284. Right?Copy !req
285. - Great. Thanks.
- Amazing.Copy !req
286. Let's get a shoeshine.Copy !req
287. Oh. Hit it.Copy !req
288. Hey. Hey, come back here!Copy !req
289. - What?
- The kid just left...Copy !req
290. - Who?
- He just... Get him!Copy !req
291. - He left his shoeshine kit.
- He...Copy !req
292. Well, now he can pay for this whole building.
Those are $3,000 loafers!Copy !req
293. - Yeah, but he only got one of them.
- Yeah, but that's...Copy !req
294. We're in an emergency here.Copy !req
295. I got my face smashed in,
Jack's heart's been ripped to shreds...Copy !req
296. and Rubby's having a child!Copy !req
297. - Let's get into it!
- You told him?Copy !req
298. It's okay. Okay?Copy !req
299. That's what we're here for,
to start trusting each other.Copy !req
300. I don't get it, by the way.
Why aren't we celebrating?Copy !req
301. Because I don't want to talk about it.Copy !req
302. Well, why not?Copy !req
303. I guess because I always expected
eventually I'll get divorced.Copy !req
304. So having children
really wasn't part of my plan.Copy !req
305. Okay. But you're never going to
do better than Alice.Copy !req
306. - And what's the point in getting married...
- Why'd you expect to get divorced?Copy !req
307. I don't know. I love Alice.Copy !req
308. Maybe it relates to how we were raised.Copy !req
309. I was going to save this
for later in the itinerary...Copy !req
310. but I think it's time.Copy !req
311. There's a ceremony I want us to do where
we each take one of these peacock feathers.Copy !req
312. We're going to go off into the wilderness
and meditate for...Copy !req
313. Damn it, I gave them to Brendan.Copy !req
314. That's all right.
We'll do it after the next stop.Copy !req
315. - Those guys are laughing at us.
- Where?Copy !req
316. I love it here.
These people are beautiful.Copy !req
317. They're playing cricket with a tennis ball.Copy !req
318. Hello. How do you do?Copy !req
319. Hello.Copy !req
320. It's great.Copy !req
321. - Yeah?
- Yeah. It's so well-written.Copy !req
322. You remember everything so clearly.Copy !req
323. Peter getting all frantic
getting the car started, you with the suitcase.Copy !req
324. The characters are all fictional.Copy !req
325. Well, anyway, I think it's the best thing
you've ever written.Copy !req
326. Thank you.Copy !req
327. Here are the peacock feathers,
plus some instructions from the guru.Copy !req
328. - What's in that box?
- He bought a snake.Copy !req
329. - It's got a skull and crossbones on it.
- Let's update me.Copy !req
330. Anything?Copy !req
331. - She got the message, yeah.
- And?Copy !req
332. - What? That's it.
- That's it?Copy !req
333. She got the message.
You're satisfied with that?Copy !req
334. - Well, she knows you're coming.
- Does she want to see us?Copy !req
335. But she's your mother.Copy !req
336. Happy birthday from last year.Copy !req
337. I can't accept this.
It's too valuable.Copy !req
338. It's got one wrong initial,
but you can paint over it.Copy !req
339. It's from me and Jack.Copy !req
340. Yes?Copy !req
341. - Would you like tea?
- Okay.Copy !req
342. Thank you.Copy !req
343. I've got to get off this train.Copy !req
344. What's her name again?Copy !req
345. Rita.Copy !req
346. - Snake isn't in the...
- What'd you say?Copy !req
347. There's a hole in it. He escaped.Copy !req
348. No, he didn't.Copy !req
349. How?Copy !req
350. - Jesus Christ.
- There he is!Copy !req
351. Get him.Copy !req
352. Now you - Now you believe me, assholes?Copy !req
353. We think a snake might've gotten on board!Copy !req
354. Don't go in there, Rita!Copy !req
355. You got him!Copy !req
356. I'm kicking you off at the next station.Copy !req
357. Please don't do that. We're very sorry.
It won't happen again.Copy !req
358. I know it won't.Copy !req
359. - What's that smell?
- Voltaire #6.Copy !req
360. - Do you have a prescription for these?
- Prescription?Copy !req
361. I almost died.Copy !req
362. Give me a second.Copy !req
363. That animal's deadly poisonous,
and you brought him onto my train.Copy !req
364. We didn't know. It was an accident.
We're just trying to experience something.Copy !req
365. It's very important to us.Copy !req
366. You're confined to your compartment
until further notice.Copy !req
367. Is our snake getting confiscated?Copy !req
368. Do you think it's working?
Do we feel something?Copy !req
369. - I hope so.
- It's got to.Copy !req
370. Do you trust me?Copy !req
371. Where are we?Copy !req
372. Brendan, what's going on?Copy !req
373. I don't know.
I guess the train's lost.Copy !req
374. - What'd he say?
- He says the train's lost.Copy !req
375. How can a train be lost?
It's on rails.Copy !req
376. Apparently we took a wrong turn
at some point last night.Copy !req
377. - That's crazy.
- How far off course are we?Copy !req
378. Nobody knows.
We haven't located us yet.Copy !req
379. - What'd you just say?
- What?Copy !req
380. - What you just said. Say it again.
- We haven't located us yet.Copy !req
381. Is that symbolic?Copy !req
382. "We haven't located us... yet."Copy !req
383. - Where's those feathers at?
- In the envelope I gave you this morning.Copy !req
384. Meet me on top of that thing out there.Copy !req
385. The guru told me when the moon turns...Copy !req
386. Do you trust me?Copy !req
387. I hired a private detective
to track down Mom.Copy !req
388. She's living in a convent
in the foothills of the Himalayas.Copy !req
389. We'll be there in six days.Copy !req
390. How is that possible?Copy !req
391. I guess she became a nun, apparently.
You know what she's like.Copy !req
392. - A nun?
- Apparently.Copy !req
393. - Did you talk to her?
- No, I didn't.Copy !req
394. - Does she know we're coming?
- I think so.Copy !req
395. How do you know she wants to see us?Copy !req
396. She probably doesn't.Copy !req
397. But maybe she does.Copy !req
398. Why didn't you tell us sooner?Copy !req
399. Because I'm trying to protect you
from all the painful emotions...Copy !req
400. this is probably going to stir up.Copy !req
401. Well, aren't you kind of doing that right now?Copy !req
402. Yeah. I'm scared too.Copy !req
403. She's obviously suffered
some kind of mental collapse...Copy !req
404. and we've got to go get her
and bring her back home.Copy !req
405. Actually, it's in the itinerary,
but I put it under T.B.D.Copy !req
406. Why are you laughing?Copy !req
407. You didn't tell us because we never
would've come here if we knew about it.Copy !req
408. I'm going to hold this in for a little while.Copy !req
409. You going to drink
that whole bottle of cough medicine?Copy !req
410. That's a dumb way to get loaded.Copy !req
411. - Let's look at the itinerary.
- Fuck the itinerary.Copy !req
412. You know, I think I'm going to have to
get that belt back after all...Copy !req
413. because it cost me $6,000,
and it was made special for me.Copy !req
414. - We'll get you a different present.
- I don't think so.Copy !req
415. What is that supposed to mean?Copy !req
416. It means there's been
too much Indian giving over the years.Copy !req
417. These guys are driving me crazy.
Is there an empty compartment I can move into?Copy !req
418. No, there isn't. We're fully booked.Copy !req
419. I really want to kiss you right now.
Can I?Copy !req
420. - No.
- No?Copy !req
421. But we already... did it. I don't...Copy !req
422. - I have a boyfriend.
- You do?Copy !req
423. Actually, I just broke up with him.
Or I'm about to.Copy !req
424. I really need someone
to talk to right now...Copy !req
425. and I feel like you might be
very important to me in my life.Copy !req
426. All right.Copy !req
427. What did I tell you?
Get back in your room.Copy !req
428. - What's happening?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
429. - I rang the bell.
- I'll be right there.Copy !req
430. Is that Dad's razor?Copy !req
431. - Yeah.
- Can I say something?Copy !req
432. What?Copy !req
433. You don't have permission to take his property
that belongs to all of us...Copy !req
434. and use it for yourself as if it's yours.Copy !req
435. Jack agrees with that. Right, Jack?Copy !req
436. Plus, Dad would have hated it.Copy !req
437. - Why?
- That's my opinion. I knew him well.Copy !req
438. - That's a terrible thing to say.
- Well, I don't mean it to be.Copy !req
439. I just don't want you to get the feeling that
you're better friends with him than we are...Copy !req
440. or something weird like that.Copy !req
441. And also, you can't leave your wife
just because she's pregnant.Copy !req
442. Jack agrees with that too. Right, Jack?Copy !req
443. - Stop including me.
- I was his favorite.Copy !req
444. He told me that with blood all over him,
laying in the street, right before he died.Copy !req
445. How is that supposed to make us feel?Copy !req
446. I want my passport back.Copy !req
447. - Francis?
- Yeah?Copy !req
448. Here's your belt.Copy !req
449. Fuck. Stop!Copy !req
450. Oh!Copy !req
451. - You don't love me!
- Yes, I do!Copy !req
452. I love you, too, but I'm going to
mace you in the face! Stop!Copy !req
453. - I had to do it!
- Jack, come back! Now, you wait... just...Copy !req
454. Help me wash it off.Copy !req
455. Stop including me!Copy !req
456. - I'll find us a hotel.
- The next train's in 24 hours.Copy !req
457. This just came in.Copy !req
458. Why are your eyes all red?Copy !req
459. Why is your head so bald?Copy !req
460. Because I have alopecia.Copy !req
461. Oh, yeah. That's like albino, right?Copy !req
462. Not really.Copy !req
463. Jack maced us.Copy !req
464. Was I just mean to Brendan?Copy !req
465. He's not coming back. He just quit.Copy !req
466. He did, didn't he?Copy !req
467. - Can we at least get our snake back?
- It's dead.Copy !req
468. You killed him?Copy !req
469. Your fake tooth's gone.Copy !req
470. Fuck.Copy !req
471. What did you say?Copy !req
472. Shame on you!Copy !req
473. Did you get maced too?Copy !req
474. No, I'm crying.Copy !req
475. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
476. Let me think about that.
I'll tell you the next time I see you.Copy !req
477. Sure. Tell me then.Copy !req
478. Thanks for using me.Copy !req
479. You're welcome.Copy !req
480. Good-bye, Rita.Copy !req
481. So long, Sweet Lime!Copy !req
482. "Dear boys"...Copy !req
483. Bad timing. This morning
I received the details of your travel plans...Copy !req
484. in a document sent to me
from a man named Brendan.Copy !req
485. Unfortunately, I cannot receive you now.Copy !req
486. A neighboring village requires
our urgent assistance due to an emergency...Copy !req
487. not to mention the recent arrival
of a man-eating tiger in the region.Copy !req
488. I suggest you come in the spring
when you'll be safe with me.Copy !req
489. You must know how sad I am
to experience this long separation.Copy !req
490. I hope you'll eventually understand
and forgive me.Copy !req
491. God bless you and keep you
with Mary's benevolent guidance...Copy !req
492. and the light of Christ's enduring grace.Copy !req
493. All my love,
your mother, Sister Patricia Whitman.Copy !req
494. That sounds like bullshit to me.Copy !req
495. - Me too.
- Obviously.Copy !req
496. She's trying to sell us a vacuum cleaner.Copy !req
497. Let's get high.Copy !req
498. I'm sorry.Copy !req
499. - Me too.
- I wasn't trying to aim for your face.Copy !req
500. It doesn't matter.
It's already demolished.Copy !req
501. Let's just go home.
She doesn't want to see us anyway.Copy !req
502. You don't think so?Copy !req
503. Not even on some primordial level?Copy !req
504. No.Copy !req
505. She's been disappearing all our lives.Copy !req
506. We weren't raised
to be treated like that.Copy !req
507. It's just not done.Copy !req
508. Maybe this is how it's supposed to happen.Copy !req
509. It could all be part of it.Copy !req
510. Maybe this is where
the spiritual journey ends.Copy !req
511. You read the instructions, right?Copy !req
512. Okay, let's do it.Copy !req
513. - I'm going to go over here.
- Yeah. That's good. Get on the rock, yeah.Copy !req
514. - Peter, you got... Yeah.
- Yeah, okay.Copy !req
515. - Everybody ready?
- Yeah.Copy !req
516. - Oh!
- Zsa-loh!Copy !req
517. - Okay, that's it.
- That's it? Okay.Copy !req
518. All right.Copy !req
519. Which direction did yours go?Copy !req
520. - What do you mean?
- Your feathers.Copy !req
521. - Mine blew towards the mountains.
- That's not right.Copy !req
522. - It's not supposed to get blown away.
- You're supposed to blow on it...Copy !req
523. and then bury it.Copy !req
524. I didn't get that. I still have mine.Copy !req
525. You guys didn't do it right.
I asked you if you read the instructions.Copy !req
526. You did it wrong.Copy !req
527. I tried my hardest.Copy !req
528. I don't know what else to do.Copy !req
529. I don't think Dad would've hated it.Copy !req
530. Did he really say you were his favorite?Copy !req
531. I don't know.
I could barely understand him.Copy !req
532. He wasn't really breathing.Copy !req
533. I wonder if the three of us
could have been friends in real life.Copy !req
534. Not as brothers, but as people.Copy !req
535. Well, we probably would've had
a better chance, I guess.Copy !req
536. Let's make another agreement. We'll all
come back here in the spring when the flowers...Copy !req
537. We're never coming back here.Copy !req
538. Let's just find an airport
and go our separate ways.Copy !req
539. Wouldn't it sound great if you could hear
a train going by off in the distance right now?Copy !req
540. - Not really.
- Probably be annoying.Copy !req
541. Look at these assholes.Copy !req
542. That's going to tip over.Copy !req
543. Go!Copy !req
544. Get the little one.Copy !req
545. Francis!Copy !req
546. Grab him.Copy !req
547. Don't let go of me.Copy !req
548. Pull. He's all tangled up.Copy !req
549. Here you go.Copy !req
550. - Hold on!
- Hang on. Hang on. I got you.Copy !req
551. I can't get him out.Copy !req
552. Peter!Copy !req
553. He's all bloody!Copy !req
554. - He's dead. He's dead.
- He's dead?Copy !req
555. - The rocks killed him.
- You're bleeding like crazy.Copy !req
556. - Peter, you okay?
- I didn't save mine.Copy !req
557. What's his name?Copy !req
558. - Papa!
- Hey.Copy !req
559. Papa!Copy !req
560. Hey!Copy !req
561. Thank you.Copy !req
562. Can you explain that I almost had him?Copy !req
563. I lost him when we went off the rocks.
He was too slippery.Copy !req
564. I had him the whole rest of the time.Copy !req
565. I want them to know that.Copy !req
566. What are you doing in this place?Copy !req
567. Well, originally, I guess we came here
on a spiritual journey...Copy !req
568. but that didn't really pan out.Copy !req
569. We're invited to the funeral.Copy !req
570. Okay.Copy !req
571. I can't believe you just said that.Copy !req
572. - Why not? It's the truth.
- He didn't really mean it.Copy !req
573. I think you're all equally grief-stricken.
Let's just leave it at that.Copy !req
574. - When does Mom get in?
- She's going straight there from the airport.Copy !req
575. - I want to pick up the car.
- We're already late.Copy !req
576. - Tell the driver to take a right.
- We don't have time.Copy !req
577. - Let's do this later.
- No. I want to get it now.Copy !req
578. Excuse me. I'm sorry.Copy !req
579. We're going to need
to make a stop first at this address.Copy !req
580. Go ahead.
I'll be right behind you.Copy !req
581. I think we should wait for you.Copy !req
582. Why?Copy !req
583. Francis.Copy !req
584. Tell them we'll be there in five minutes.Copy !req
585. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
586. - Hey.
- Yeah.Copy !req
587. We're here to pick up
Mr. Whitman's car.Copy !req
588. No, Mr. Whitman's car is not ready.Copy !req
589. - What do you mean it's not ready?
- No, we're waiting for a... a part.Copy !req
590. - A part?
- Yeah.Copy !req
591. - I left a message with his secretary.
- No, no, no. That's crazy.Copy !req
592. This car's been here for three months.
He can't wait any longer.Copy !req
593. He'll have to wait another week.
I left a message.Copy !req
594. Yeah, he didn't get the message.
Mr. Whitman is dead. You understand?Copy !req
595. - Jimmy Whitman?
- Yeah.Copy !req
596. - Oh. Wh-What happened to him?
- He got hit by a taxi.Copy !req
597. - A-A-And it killed him?
- Yeah.Copy !req
598. His change was scattered
all over 72nd Street.Copy !req
599. Oh, you're his sons.Copy !req
600. Right. And we're going to take this car...Copy !req
601. to his funeral, which we're late for
right now.Copy !req
602. - Where are the keys?
- Peter, we'll come back later and get the car.Copy !req
603. It's not ready. Right?
It's not ready!Copy !req
604. The battery's dead... too.Copy !req
605. There it is. That's the other one. We found it.Copy !req
606. We're still waiting for a part
to come in from Stuttgart.Copy !req
607. - Where's a battery charger?
- What are you doing?Copy !req
608. - This one's mine.
- No, it's not.Copy !req
609. - We need to take it home and enter it in the inventory along with the...
- I'm taking this suitcase.Copy !req
610. You going somewhere?Copy !req
611. I don't know.Copy !req
612. Where's the goddamn battery charger?Copy !req
613. - I guess he didn't read my book in time.
- What do you mean? In time for what?Copy !req
614. - The envelope's never been opened.
- Oh, you mean when he was still alive.Copy !req
615. Phone call for a Francis Whitman.Copy !req
616. - Hello.
- They want to start.Copy !req
617. Send the car back for us.
The battery's dead.Copy !req
618. They can only wait 10 minutes.
There's another service after us.Copy !req
619. Okay. Well, we might not make it then.Copy !req
620. Guess s just...Copy !req
621. tell them to go fuck themselves.Copy !req
622. Hold the line.Copy !req
623. No, you're going to start when they get here,
not one second before.Copy !req
624. Is that perfectly clear? Is that perfectly clear?
Try to be quick.Copy !req
625. - Okay.
- Wait a second.Copy !req
626. - Yes?
- I spoke to your mother.Copy !req
627. She's not coming.
She didn't get on the plane.Copy !req
628. - Why not?
- I don't know. I'm sorry.Copy !req
629. Will you tell Peter and Jack,
so they don't expect to see her?Copy !req
630. - Yeah.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
631. Thanks, Alice.Copy !req
632. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
633. Put it in second!Copy !req
634. Put it in second!Copy !req
635. Pop it!Copy !req
636. Watch it, asshole!Copy !req
637. - What do you want?
- Are you kidding me?Copy !req
638. - Fuck, no.
- You get back in your car right now.Copy !req
639. Get back in that car!Copy !req
640. - This isn't going to work. Let's put the cover back on it.
- Let's go.Copy !req
641. Come on. Steer it in.Copy !req
642. Let's go.Copy !req
643. - Who called?
- Alice.Copy !req
644. - What'd she say?
- They're waiting.Copy !req
645. Mom there?Copy !req
646. Not yet.Copy !req
647. Hey. Hey. Hey. Help him up.Copy !req
648. You okay?Copy !req
649. Let me help you.Copy !req
650. Whitman.Copy !req
651. The flight boards in 25 minutes.Copy !req
652. Let's set aside the next 10 minutes
to use as free time.Copy !req
653. Do a little shopping, have a snack,
make a phone call.Copy !req
654. And then we'll meet in the bathroom
next to that statue over there...Copy !req
655. about a quarter after.Copy !req
656. Get cleaned up, brush your teeth,
have a shave or what have you...Copy !req
657. and in our last five minutes
we'll sit quietly in that little shrine over there...Copy !req
658. say a prayer and think about everything
we've been through.Copy !req
659. Flight 45 to Mumbai...Copy !req
660. with continuing service
to Frankfurt and points west...Copy !req
661. - Three, please.
- Please stand by for further information.Copy !req
662. I love the way this country smells.
I'll never forget it.Copy !req
663. It's kind of spicy.Copy !req
664. Who's he talking to?Copy !req
665. I think he's trying to rehire Brendan.Copy !req
666. He said he's going to offer him a 50% raise
plus some medical benefits...Copy !req
667. to help with his albino disease
or whatever it's called.Copy !req
668. How'd it go?Copy !req
669. He's going to think about it.
He's got to get hired back...Copy !req
670. because otherwise
I'm probably just a bad person.Copy !req
671. And in some ways
I feel like Brendan might be my...Copy !req
672. friend maybe.Copy !req
673. I'll be right back.Copy !req
674. He didn't really kill our snake, did he?Copy !req
675. I mean, it's got to be against his religion.
I - I bet he just... sent him out into the desert...Copy !req
676. which is actually closer
to his natural habitat.Copy !req
677. Who's he talking to?Copy !req
678. Probably checking
his ex-girlfriend's messages again.Copy !req
679. I thought we made an agreement.
Why didn't you stop him?Copy !req
680. - What'd you find out this time?
- She's going to meet me in Italy.Copy !req
681. - Oh, man, that's terrible.
- I know.Copy !req
682. I'll be right back.Copy !req
683. Let's look at the itinerary.Copy !req
684. Flight 45 to Mumbai...Copy !req
685. with continuing service
to Frankfurt and points west...Copy !req
686. has been detained by 15 minutes.Copy !req
687. Please stand by for further information.Copy !req
688. Is that from Sweet Lime?Copy !req
689. - Who's he talking to?
- I didn't say that. I didn't want...Copy !req
690. Hello?Copy !req
691. Alice, I guess.Copy !req
692. - It's a boy.
- It got born already?Copy !req
693. It's going to be a boy.
She had a... somnogram or something.Copy !req
694. - It's a boy?
- That's incredible!Copy !req
695. Yeah.Copy !req
696. Why were you yelling?Copy !req
697. She's angry because I didn't tell her
I was coming here.Copy !req
698. - Ever? Until just now?
- Yeah.Copy !req
699. But I explained everything.Copy !req
700. It's actually kind of lucky,
because... I got this vest.Copy !req
701. It could work with either one,
but I think it's better for a man.Copy !req
702. Here. He can inherit this.Copy !req
703. It's from me and Jack.Copy !req
704. Thanks.Copy !req
705. Thanks.Copy !req
706. Can I use those scissors?Copy !req
707. I guess I've still got
some more healing to do.Copy !req
708. You're getting there though.Copy !req
709. Anyway, it's definitely going to add
a lot of character to you.Copy !req
710. What should we pray for now?Copy !req
711. Didn't you get my letter?Copy !req
712. I told you to come back in the spring.Copy !req
713. - Should we go?
- Of course not.Copy !req
714. Oh, welcome, my beautiful boys.Copy !req
715. Francie. Peter. Little Jack.Copy !req
716. What happened to your face?Copy !req
717. I smashed into a hill on purpose
on my motorcycle.Copy !req
718. I'm sorry to hear that.Copy !req
719. There are so many things we don't know
about each other, aren't there?Copy !req
720. Who's this?Copy !req
721. That's Oberoi. He got us here.Copy !req
722. W-Wait a second.
What are you saying to him?Copy !req
723. I'm telling him to lock up your horses.
There's a tiger.Copy !req
724. Really? We thought that was bullshit.Copy !req
725. You call that bullshit?Copy !req
726. He ate one of the sister's brothers.Copy !req
727. I'm not kidding.Copy !req
728. What do we want for breakfast?
Jack, you'll like the porridge.Copy !req
729. Peter, fresh mango.
And corn flakes for you, Francie.Copy !req
730. Now, who wants scrambled eggs?
Raise your hand.Copy !req
731. What's on fire in that
hideous little flowerpot?Copy !req
732. Alice made that.Copy !req
733. Oh, it's darling.
Tell her I said so.Copy !req
734. - Okay. You want one?
- Of course I do.Copy !req
735. Mom?Copy !req
736. There's one last thing.Copy !req
737. I want to tell you about my son.Copy !req
738. - What son?
- The one I'm going to have next month.Copy !req
739. - Well, you should be with Alice.
- You should've been at Dad's funeral.Copy !req
740. So that's why you came here.Copy !req
741. We came here because we miss you.Copy !req
742. I miss you too.Copy !req
743. But why didn't you come to Dad's funeral?Copy !req
744. Because I didn't want to.Copy !req
745. See, what...
Why are we talking this way?Copy !req
746. What's wrong with us?
We should be celebrating.Copy !req
747. - What are you doing here?
- I live here. These people need me.Copy !req
748. What about us?Copy !req
749. You're talking to her.Copy !req
750. You're talking to someone else.
You're not talking to me.Copy !req
751. I don't know the answers to these questions,
and I don't see myself this way.Copy !req
752. Listen.Copy !req
753. I'm sorry we lost your father.Copy !req
754. We'll never get over it,
but it's okay.Copy !req
755. There are greater forces at work.Copy !req
756. Yes, the past happened.Copy !req
757. But it's over, isn't it?Copy !req
758. Not for us.Copy !req
759. I told you not to come here.Copy !req
760. Maybe we could express ourselves more fully...Copy !req
761. if we say it without words.Copy !req
762. Should we try that?Copy !req
763. All right. Let's make an agreement.Copy !req
764. A: We'll get an early start
tomorrow morning...Copy !req
765. and try to enjoy each other's company
here in this beautiful place.Copy !req
766. B: We'll stop feeling sorry for ourselves.
It's not very attractive.Copy !req
767. C: We'll make our plans for the future.
Can we agree to that?Copy !req
768. - Sure.
- Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
769. To be continued.Copy !req
770. - Good morning.
- She's gone.Copy !req
771. - What?
- She's gone.Copy !req
772. I was still asleep,
but Oberoi saw her go.Copy !req
773. - Peter.
- What?Copy !req
774. - She's gone.
- Who?Copy !req
775. She's gone?Copy !req
776. Where?Copy !req
777. They couldn't say.
They just said she goes away sometimes.Copy !req
778. She left our breakfast in the doorway.Copy !req
779. Whoo!Copy !req
780. Zip!Copy !req
781. Shoo!Copy !req
782. I'm working on a new short story.Copy !req
783. I wrote the ending,
but I don't know how it starts.Copy !req
784. Read us what you got.Copy !req
785. "'Whatever happens in the end, ' she said...Copy !req
786. "'I don't want to lose you as my friend.'Copy !req
787. "He looked into her eyes. 'I promise I will
never be your friend, no matter what, ever.'Copy !req
788. "Her voice cracked.
'If we fuck, I'm going to feel like shit tomorrow.'Copy !req
789. "'That's okay with me, ' he said.Copy !req
790. "He lifted her shirt over her head.
'I love you, ' she said.Copy !req
791. "'I never hurt you on purpose.'
He nodded.Copy !req
792. 'I don't care.'
He would not be going to Italy."Copy !req
793. - That sound okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
794. It's hard for me to judge the ending
without knowing the rest of it.Copy !req
795. I like how mean you are.Copy !req
796. Well, the characters are all...Copy !req
797. Thanks.Copy !req
798. That's our train.Copy !req
799. Hurry!Copy !req
800. Dad's bags aren't going to make it!Copy !req
801. Good morning. Whitman?Copy !req
802. May I see your ticket, please?Copy !req
803. - Welcome aboard.
- Thank you.Copy !req
804. Thank you.Copy !req
805. Sweet lime?Copy !req
806. Why not?Copy !req
807. Why don't you hang on to mine?Copy !req
808. It's safer if you keep them.Copy !req
809. Let's go get a drink and smoke a cigarette.Copy !req