1. Man's voice:
One, two, three.Copy !req
2. whoa, oh!Copy !req
3. Hey!Copy !req
4. oh-ho.Copy !req
5. Vroom!Copy !req
6. Yeah!Copy !req
7. Man ( On TV ):
The country bears
officially broke upCopy !req
8. after the '91 hibernation tour.Copy !req
9. It's actually hard to imagine
popular music without the bears.Copy !req
10. I learned a lot
from those guysCopy !req
11. and that was why
I was so sadCopy !req
12. to see them break up.Copy !req
13. I guess I miss the old daysCopy !req
14. at country bear hall.Copy !req
15. We was kinda...Copy !req
16. Different, you see?Copy !req
17. And, uh, at country bear hallCopy !req
18. you could be different
and still fit in.Copy !req
19. Yup. Different. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
20. Hey, beary.Copy !req
21. Doofus, it's time
for dinner.Copy !req
22. Sit down, Dex.Copy !req
23. Okay, that's enough,
that's enough.Copy !req
24. Napkin's not a toy, Dex.Copy !req
25. I'm really
not that hungry.Copy !req
26. Mom?Copy !req
27. Am I adopted?Copy !req
28. Well... of course not, honey.Copy !req
29. Eat your fish.Copy !req
30. Yes, you are.Copy !req
31. Um... why would you
think that, beary?Copy !req
32. I don't know.Copy !req
33. Sometimes I feel...
Different.Copy !req
34. Like Dex and me.Copy !req
35. We don't look the same.Copy !req
36. Our eyes are different colorsCopy !req
37. and he has freckles,
and I don't.Copy !req
38. I think.Copy !req
39. Are you serious?Copy !req
40. That's why you thinkCopy !req
41. you're different?Copy !req
42. You know, um...Copy !req
43. Last week it was "casual
Friday" at the officeCopy !req
44. and I guess I forgotCopy !req
45. and I wore a tie.Copy !req
46. And boy...Copy !req
47. Did I feel different!Copy !req
48. It was...Copy !req
49. Yeah.Copy !req
50. The point isCopy !req
51. that it's not unusual
to feel differentCopy !req
52. and...Copy !req
53. Those differences
always lead usCopy !req
54. to our higher purpose.Copy !req
55. Higher purpose?Copy !req
56. Honey, even if
you were adoptedCopy !req
57. we would love you
as much as we love Dexter.Copy !req
58. Maybe more.Copy !req
59. Just remember, sonCopy !req
60. the people who love
you no matter what...Copy !req
61. That's your family.Copy !req
62. Okay.Copy !req
63. I'm going to go practice.Copy !req
64. Did you knowCopy !req
65. the bears made
the only country songCopy !req
66. ever go be recorded
in Polish?Copy !req
67. Whoa! Really?Copy !req
68. And did you know
that nobody cares?Copy !req
69. Way to go, doofus.Copy !req
70. You're, like,
totally wreckingCopy !req
71. this family.Copy !req
72. Um, what are you
talking about?Copy !req
73. You really want to know
what I'm talking about?Copy !req
74. Okay, this is my baby picture.Copy !req
75. This is yours.Copy !req
76. Yeah?Copy !req
77. See this?Copy !req
78. This is
my birth certificate.Copy !req
79. Here's yours.Copy !req
80. The rangers used this
to track you.Copy !req
81. So... what's your point?Copy !req
82. Forget it.Copy !req
83. That?Copy !req
84. That's the day
mom and dad got you.Copy !req
85. What do you mean...Copy !req
86. "Got me"?Copy !req
87. I mean, picked you up, man.Copy !req
88. You were left alone.Copy !req
89. They brought you home,
they showed youCopy !req
90. a bunch of Barney videosCopy !req
91. and they pretended
you were their son.Copy !req
92. You don't belong here.Copy !req
93. At country bear hallCopy !req
94. you could be different
and still fit in.Copy !req
95. Yup. Different.Copy !req
96. Country bear hall!Copy !req
97. Wow!Copy !req
98. Whoa! Hey! Uh...Copy !req
99. 25 cents?Copy !req
100. Do you have change
for a hundred?Copy !req
101. Hello, Reed.Copy !req
102. I thought
you weren't coming backCopy !req
103. until you could
tear the place down.Copy !req
104. That's a whole
four days away, Henry.Copy !req
105. The peopleCopy !req
106. that owned the
bank before youCopy !req
107. wouldn't mindCopy !req
108. if I got behind in my payments
a month or two.Copy !req
109. They'd cut me
some slack.Copy !req
110. Uh-huh. How far behind
are you right now?Copy !req
111. Uh... six...Copy !req
112. Years.Copy !req
113. Six years?Copy !req
114. $20,000.Copy !req
115. Must be tough.Copy !req
116. You had a
good run, HenryCopy !req
117. but good things must come
to an end, luckily.Copy !req
118. That also applies
to lame junkie thingsCopy !req
119. like country bear hall.Copy !req
120. Do you like the sound
of crunching wood?Copy !req
121. I do.Copy !req
122. Oh, like that's going to help.Copy !req
123. Brother...Copy !req
124. If you're going
to stand thereCopy !req
125. you might as well
give me a hand.Copy !req
126. What's that?Copy !req
127. A sign.Copy !req
128. Yeah, but...
"Destroy"?Copy !req
129. Right.Copy !req
130. Well...Copy !req
131. They're going
to tear downCopy !req
132. country bear hall.Copy !req
133. Tear down
country bear hall?Copy !req
134. Yeah.Copy !req
135. Tear down country bear hall?Copy !req
136. Uh...Copy !req
137. Yeah.Copy !req
138. Sir, officer hamm.Copy !req
139. And officer cheets.Copy !req
140. Hamm and cheets?Copy !req
141. Yeah.Copy !req
142. W-we get that
all the time.Copy !req
143. Well, it's your name.Copy !req
144. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.Copy !req
145. I thought
you officers
might enjoyCopy !req
146. a little nibble
of something.Copy !req
147. Ah...Copy !req
148. When I'm upset,
I bake.Copy !req
149. Please help yourself!Copy !req
150. Okay, um...
About your boy...Copy !req
151. Um, his name is beary.Copy !req
152. "B-a-r..."Copy !req
153. No, it's "b-e-a-r"Copy !req
154. like in...Copy !req
155. The German spelling
of the name.Copy !req
156. Oh, man, are
you kidding me?Copy !req
157. Don't worry,
young buck.Copy !req
158. We'll find your
brother for you.Copy !req
159. Here now.Copy !req
160. There we go.Copy !req
161. Now you're an
honorary deputy.Copy !req
162. Gee, thanks.Copy !req
163. I'm sure all the kids
on the playgroundCopy !req
164. will be really impressed.Copy !req
165. Yeah, well, don't
arrest anybody.Copy !req
166. Yeah, this place would fill up
every weekend night.Copy !req
167. Really?Copy !req
168. I tell you, a lot
of great music
was on that stage.Copy !req
169. There's flat and scruggs,
liver lips McGraw, gomer.Copy !req
170. Jimi Hendrix opened here
for vanilla fudge.Copy !req
171. But nobody, but nobody was
like the country bears.Copy !req
172. Huh! Place would be packed—
people sitting everywhereCopy !req
173. even up in the rafters.Copy !req
174. You know, sometimesCopy !req
175. I'd climb up there
just to hear the notes.Copy !req
176. What notes?Copy !req
177. The music.Copy !req
178. The millions of notes
that floated up there...Copy !req
179. Some of the best
darn notes ever.Copy !req
180. Well, why don't you stop themCopy !req
181. before they start
to tear the place down?Copy !req
182. Why?Copy !req
183. $20,000, that's why.Copy !req
184. You don't got it,
I don't got it.Copy !req
185. Good-bye,
country bear hall.Copy !req
186. I can't raise
that kind of cash.Copy !req
187. Four days from now,
this place comes
a-tumbling down.Copy !req
188. Wait a minute.Copy !req
189. Wait a minute!Copy !req
190. I got it!Copy !req
191. I heard that some people
have a higher purpose in life.Copy !req
192. Well.Copy !req
193. I belong here.Copy !req
194. I belong here helping
you save this place.Copy !req
195. Nah.Copy !req
196. And we can do it
with a concert to
raise the money.Copy !req
197. We can get the band
back together!Copy !req
198. Get the band back to...!Copy !req
199. Uh-huh.Copy !req
200. Get the... get the...!Copy !req
201. Oh, that's
the stupidest thing.Copy !req
202. Never in a million years.Copy !req
203. But this place— it's historic.Copy !req
204. No.Copy !req
205. The notes in the rafters.Copy !req
206. No!
I know they'll do it.Copy !req
207. Oh, come on now.
They could play a show.Copy !req
208. Now, stop it, okay?Copy !req
209. Just forget it. Stop it.Copy !req
210. But wait, you're not...Copy !req
211. I said stop!Copy !req
212. It's over.Copy !req
213. Uh...Copy !req
214. Dumb kid.Copy !req
215. Stupid idea.Copy !req
216. Get the band back together.Copy !req
217. You could do that.Copy !req
218. Oh, look, even if we
found them, uh...Copy !req
219. A concert?Copy !req
220. Yeah, you need equipmentCopy !req
221. and tickets and promotion
and... everything.Copy !req
222. I don't know.Copy !req
223. I could do that.Copy !req
224. Oh, Al.Copy !req
225. Look, let's face it.Copy !req
226. In a week from now,
some teenager'sCopy !req
227. going to be teaching us
how to operate a deep fryer.Copy !req
228. We could do that.Copy !req
229. Does he have
any distinguishing marksCopy !req
230. something that we can
recognize him by?Copy !req
231. I-I...Copy !req
232. Yeah.Copy !req
233. He's got thick
brown hair...Copy !req
234. All over his body.Copy !req
235. Uh, you know, I think I may have
a recent photograph of himCopy !req
236. if-if that would help you out.Copy !req
237. Oh... he looks like a...Copy !req
238. Fourth grader?Copy !req
239. That's right.
Yeah.Copy !req
240. Cutie pie.Copy !req
241. Okay, you know what?Copy !req
242. I'm going to go
to my room nowCopy !req
243. and, uh, I'm going to
stay there till I'm 18.Copy !req
244. Okay, we're all done here.Copy !req
245. Are you going
to find him?Copy !req
246. Ma'am, we're going
to do more than that.Copy !req
247. How are we going
to do more than that?Copy !req
248. Huh?Copy !req
249. What are we going to do,
find him twice?Copy !req
250. All right.Copy !req
251. Let's get mobile.Copy !req
252. hmm?Copy !req
253. uh...Copy !req
254. Hey.Copy !req
255. Henry?Copy !req
256. Uh, well, if we're going
to get the band back togetherCopy !req
257. we're going to need
some transportation.Copy !req
258. Hey, beary, meet roadie.Copy !req
259. Hi.Copy !req
260. Have you seen my chicken?Copy !req
261. Uh, no.Copy !req
262. Big Al:
Get off my grass.Copy !req
263. He was making a mess
on my grass.Copy !req
264. I'm sorry, big Al.Copy !req
265. Yeah.Copy !req
266. Peace.Copy !req
267. The original
country bear tour bus.Copy !req
268. Whoa.Copy !req
269. Wow.Copy !req
270. Oh, yeah, pretty neat, huh?Copy !req
271. Uh-huh. Wow.Copy !req
272. Hey, uh...Copy !req
273. Get the place ready
for the concert, big Al.Copy !req
274. I'm counting on you.Copy !req
275. Let's hit it, roadie.Copy !req
276. Don't you worryCopy !req
277. about nothing, Henry.Copy !req
278. You just go get them boys.Copy !req
279. Oh, and be careful of my...Copy !req
280. Grass.Copy !req
281. So, is Fred
still in show business?Copy !req
282. Yeah, you could say that.Copy !req
283. Hey, Fred.Copy !req
284. Morning.Copy !req
285. How's it going, Fred?Copy !req
286. Okay.Copy !req
287. Excuse me.Copy !req
288. Sorry, got to be part
of the video shoot.Copy !req
289. I kind of am the video shoot.Copy !req
290. Hmm?Copy !req
291. Oh, krystal, hey, sorry.Copy !req
292. I am so happy to see you.Copy !req
293. Uh, really?Copy !req
294. Could you help me get my stuff?Copy !req
295. Yeah.Copy !req
296. What you been up to?Copy !req
297. Uh, not much.Copy !req
298. Playing my harmonica.Copy !req
299. Really? You play?Copy !req
300. Oh, yeah.
I was a country...Copy !req
301. Bear.Copy !req
302. The "Fred"?Copy !req
303. Wait, wait,
you're Fred bedderhead?Copy !req
304. Fred from the
country bears?Copy !req
305. Yeah.Copy !req
306. And didn't you invent
the stage dive?Copy !req
307. Oh, yeah, but I'm
too old for that now.Copy !req
308. You're not too old.Copy !req
309. You should play with us.Copy !req
310. Huh?
Come on, Fred.Copy !req
311. Come on.Copy !req
312. Show us
what you got.Copy !req
313. Well... all right, I suppose.Copy !req
314. Yeah.Copy !req
315. good.Copy !req
316. Wow, look!
There he is.Copy !req
317. stage dive, stage dive,
stage dive.Copy !req
318. Whoo!Copy !req
319. Ooh!Copy !req
320. Oh, Fred.Copy !req
321. Hey, Fred, you all right?Copy !req
322. Uh...Copy !req
323. Uh, the dive works better...Copy !req
324. Yeah, with an audience, right?Copy !req
325. Yeah.Copy !req
326. Yeah.Copy !req
327. Well, if you're all rightCopy !req
328. I gotta go get ready
for the shoot.Copy !req
329. Okay.Copy !req
330. It was fun.
Sure was.Copy !req
331. Wish I could play some more.Copy !req
332. I might be able
to help you out with that.Copy !req
333. Huh? Henry?Copy !req
334. Get the band
back together?Copy !req
335. You can do it.Copy !req
336. You're Fred bedderheadCopy !req
337. the amazing, world-famous
Fred bedderhead.Copy !req
338. The Fred bedderhead.Copy !req
339. Uh, who is this guy?Copy !req
340. Oh, that's beary,
and he's right.Copy !req
341. How you going to get people
to come to the show, hen?Copy !req
342. Why don't you call
rip Holland, hen?Copy !req
343. Rip Holland?Copy !req
344. The guy who stole
the band from me?Copy !req
345. Call rip, yeah.Copy !req
346. Rip Holland.Copy !req
347. Uh, rip?Copy !req
348. Henry?Copy !req
349. Yeah.Copy !req
350. Oh, hey, how you doing, buddy?Copy !req
351. Long time, no talk, huh?Copy !req
352. So, are you nearby?Copy !req
353. Uh, the boys and I are putting
on this reunion showCopy !req
354. at bear hall
this Saturday night.Copy !req
355. Oh, I get it, I get it.Copy !req
356. You just called to gloat.Copy !req
357. Well, you listen to me...Copy !req
358. Oh, no, no, no, rip, rip, rip.Copy !req
359. I called...Copy !req
360. 'Cause I thought we could put
aside the old stuff, and, uh...Copy !req
361. Well, I was hoping you could
promote the show.Copy !req
362. I don't know,
but let meCopy !req
363. check my calendar.Copy !req
364. Well, it's going to be a squeezeCopy !req
365. but I think a
little jugglingCopy !req
366. I can fit it in.Copy !req
367. Well, that's great.Copy !req
368. Well, okay, this Saturday night
at 8:00, then.Copy !req
369. You got it, Henry.Copy !req
370. I am so back, baby!Copy !req
371. Excuse me, sir.Copy !req
372. This is the last time
I'm going to tell you.Copy !req
373. You're going to have
to leave the store.Copy !req
374. Yeah, right,
like I need you.Copy !req
375. Do you know who I am?Copy !req
376. I'm rip Holland— rip Holland.Copy !req
377. That's ours.Copy !req
378. Right.Copy !req
379. You know, Fred, you were
the only one who ever wrote me.Copy !req
380. You know where
any of the other boys are?Copy !req
381. Zeb never gave up the honey.Copy !req
382. Hangs out at a bar
in nuttville.Copy !req
383. Oh, that's a nice scrapbook
there, beary.Copy !req
384. Thanks.Copy !req
385. I've been working
on it forever.Copy !req
386. I really likeCopy !req
387. this picture.Copy !req
388. You used to have
a lot of hair.Copy !req
389. Uh... yeah, well...
Oh, look at this one.Copy !req
390. Winning that talent show
was our big break.Copy !req
391. What's an "arm musician"?Copy !req
392. That's
Benny bogswaggle.Copy !req
393. He was
real talented.Copy !req
394. But he was a bad loser.Copy !req
395. Wait, wait, wait a minute.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
396. He hit zeb with a chair.Copy !req
397. What's that?Copy !req
398. That there's a sign.Copy !req
399. I'm aware of that.Copy !req
400. "Reunion benefit concert."Copy !req
401. Uh, watch the grass.Copy !req
402. Where's Henry?Copy !req
403. In the bears bus,
picking up the band.Copy !req
404. You mean, he's...Copy !req
405. He's not
actually serious.Copy !req
406. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
407. Even gotCopy !req
408. rip Holland to promote it.Copy !req
409. Rip Holland? Really?Copy !req
410. You bet.Copy !req
411. Uh, come here.Copy !req
412. You see, Henry saysCopy !req
413. we do this here concert,
and we raiseCopy !req
414. that $20,000Copy !req
415. we could tell that
little weasel banker to, uh...Copy !req
416. Oops.Copy !req
417. Tell the weasel what?Copy !req
418. Uh...Copy !req
419. Uh, over yonder—Copy !req
420. a monkey.Copy !req
421. Hey.Copy !req
422. I'm chubby,
but I'm quick.Copy !req
423. Rip Holland...Copy !req
424. this way.Copy !req
425. uh, excuse me, miss.Copy !req
426. Yeah?Copy !req
427. Uh, would you happen
to know if there'sCopy !req
428. a zeb zoober here?Copy !req
429. Zeb zoober?
Yeah.Copy !req
430. The zeb zoober
that sleeps on my floor?Copy !req
431. The zeb zoober
that owes me $500?Copy !req
432. The zeb zoober that won't stop
calling me cha-cha?Copy !req
433. Set me up,
cha-cha!Copy !req
434. Sounds like him.Copy !req
435. Zeb zoober.Copy !req
436. I can't get rid of zeb zoober.Copy !req
437. Hey, there, zeb.Copy !req
438. Henry?Copy !req
439. Fred?Copy !req
440. Is that you?Copy !req
441. Now, come on, zeb,
what do you say?Copy !req
442. You give up
the honeyCopy !req
443. and come
with us, hmm?Copy !req
444. Guys, even if I wanted
to leave town, I couldn't.Copy !req
445. I owe cha-cha over there
a lot of money.Copy !req
446. I'm hungry.Copy !req
447. Want to split an order
of salmon fingers?Copy !req
448. Oh, Fred.Copy !req
449. How about twigs
and berries?Copy !req
450. Excuse me, ma'am.Copy !req
451. What's that boy doing?Copy !req
452. I don't know.Copy !req
453. Okay, it's a deal.Copy !req
454. You're zeb zoober.Copy !req
455. Yeah, well, that may be true
but, I-I...Copy !req
456. Who is this guy?Copy !req
457. Well, that's beary.Copy !req
458. Uh, ladies and gentlemenCopy !req
459. can I have your
attention here
for a minute?Copy !req
460. Now, as most of you knowCopy !req
461. zeb zoober owes me
a whole heap of money.Copy !req
462. But his little
friend thereCopy !req
463. has proposed a wager.Copy !req
464. My house band
versus zeb's fiddleCopy !req
465. in a little musical duel.Copy !req
466. Now, if he wins,
he owes me nothingCopy !req
467. but if he loses, I get to keep
the country bear tour bus.Copy !req
468. What?
This should be good.Copy !req
469. Son, that bus is
our only means
of transportation.Copy !req
470. Not to mention
that's where I raised my kids.Copy !req
471. Plus, I
don't thinkCopy !req
472. you've all seen the house band.Copy !req
473. That's my guy.Copy !req
474. Yay!Copy !req
475. You better call a cab.Copy !req
476. Back off, sunshine!Copy !req
477. Gettin' better.Copy !req
478. Go, zeb!Copy !req
479. Yeah, go, zeb!Copy !req
480. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
481. All right, zeb.Copy !req
482. That's my zeb!Copy !req
483. Yeah!Copy !req
484. oh, no!Copy !req
485. Oh, no!Copy !req
486. Oh, no!Copy !req
487. Country bear hall
has been crushed.Copy !req
488. Oh, no!Copy !req
489. Unit 2, this is dispatch.Copy !req
490. We've got a disturbance up here
at the clubhouse.Copy !req
491. We've got Oliver and wendall—Copy !req
492. stuck their heads
in the fence again.Copy !req
493. Can you get over here
right away, please? Over.Copy !req
494. What is that?Copy !req
495. That's a sign.Copy !req
496. No, not that.Copy !req
497. Is that
Kentucky fescue?Copy !req
498. Oh. Sure is.Copy !req
499. Mmm. Beautiful.Copy !req
500. Have you seen this boy?Copy !req
501. Hmm.Copy !req
502. Yup.Copy !req
503. Only... in real life,
he's a lot biggerCopy !req
504. and not all... tiny and flat
like that.Copy !req
505. That's true.Copy !req
506. Where is he?Copy !req
507. Henry took him.Copy !req
508. Henry took him?Copy !req
509. In the bus with roadie.Copy !req
510. Now, where can we find you?Copy !req
511. Right here.Copy !req
512. Or maybe over there
in a little while.Copy !req
513. Sometimes
I'm by that... tree.Copy !req
514. Well, thank you very much.Copy !req
515. You bet.Copy !req
516. So, what do you think,
kidnapping?Copy !req
517. Yep. Let's get mobile.Copy !req
518. You know, would it kill you
just onceCopy !req
519. to say "let's get going,
partner"?Copy !req
520. Mix it up
a little bit?Copy !req
521. They like you.Copy !req
522. Uh, this is the harp
my daddy gave me.Copy !req
523. Uh, uh, hey, zeb, zeb.Copy !req
524. I was wondering.Copy !req
525. What ever happened to Tennessee?Copy !req
526. Saw him a few
years ago.Copy !req
527. He's still the
same heartbrokeCopy !req
528. mixed-up, psycho,
basket case crybaby.Copy !req
529. So, what's he doing?Copy !req
530. He's a marriage counselor.Copy !req
531. Huh?Copy !req
532. I'm tired!Copy !req
533. I've been with the baby all day.Copy !req
534. Look, I work all day.Copy !req
535. I get a lot of stress
from my boss.Copy !req
536. I come home,
I just want to relax.Copy !req
537. Is that too much to ask?Copy !req
538. I mean,
what do you think?Copy !req
539. What do I think?Copy !req
540. I think you two are so dang
lucky to have each other.Copy !req
541. Oh, I'm sure you might
fight over the dishesCopy !req
542. but at the end of the day...Copy !req
543. At least you're going
to be together.Copy !req
544. Not like me.Copy !req
545. Not like me and trixie!Copy !req
546. Oh, I lost her!Copy !req
547. Trixie!Copy !req
548. Oh, sweetheart!Copy !req
549. Oh, baby!Copy !req
550. I'm okay.Copy !req
551. Oh...Copy !req
552. I feel better.Copy !req
553. He's good.Copy !req
554. Oh, trixie!Copy !req
555. Oh, come in.Copy !req
556. Huh?Copy !req
557. Don't tell me you're getting
the band back together.Copy !req
558. Tennessee...Copy !req
559. We're getting the
band back together.Copy !req
560. I'm sorry, boys.Copy !req
561. I just can't play the thingCopy !req
562. not without trixie there. I...Copy !req
563. Why'd she break up with you?Copy !req
564. Was it that sweater
you're wearing?Copy !req
565. Took off with some rich,
millionaire, real estate guy.Copy !req
566. A panda!Copy !req
567. What's with the pandas?
They get everything.Copy !req
568. You're telling me.Copy !req
569. You sure it wasn't
that sweater?Copy !req
570. Zeb!
Huh?Copy !req
571. If I knew
where she wasCopy !req
572. I'd be there in a second.Copy !req
573. Ah, but even if I could play,
who'd come?Copy !req
574. Nobody cares
about the country bears no more.Copy !req
575. Nobody even knows
who we are.Copy !req
576. Hey, how's everybody doing?Copy !req
577. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
578. You're the country bears.Copy !req
579. Oh... you know who we are?Copy !req
580. Sure. You guys inspired me
to go after my dreamCopy !req
581. to become a
famous singer.Copy !req
582. Did you make it?Copy !req
583. Yeah, Fred,
she made it.Copy !req
584. She just works here
for the free uniform.Copy !req
585. Sorry, no offense.Copy !req
586. None taken.Copy !req
587. I'm still working on it.Copy !req
588. I even do one of your songs,
"kick it into gear."Copy !req
589. That old thing?Copy !req
590. Blow the dust
off that one.Copy !req
591. Well, I kind of got
my own arrangement.Copy !req
592. Yeah.Copy !req
593. Yeah!Copy !req
594. Hey, come on.
Sing it!Copy !req
595. Come on!Copy !req
596. Hey, I kind of like
this song.Copy !req
597. Yeah!Copy !req
598. Yeah!Copy !req
599. Oh!Copy !req
600. Whoo!Copy !req
601. Whoo-oh!Copy !req
602. Order up.Copy !req
603. So, how do you boys
like your eggs?Copy !req
604. Hot!Copy !req
605. Like us.Copy !req
606. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
607. I guess people do
remember us.Copy !req
608. Yeah.Copy !req
609. Yeah. Bears
are even on TV.Copy !req
610. Police believe this man...Copy !req
611. Hmm?
Huh?
What?Copy !req
612. is involved in the abductionCopy !req
613. of this ten-year-old boy.Copy !req
614. That's you.Copy !req
615. Police also believe
his accomplices areCopy !req
616. this man, this man,
and this chickenCopy !req
617. who are all traveling
in this bus.Copy !req
618. We'll keep you updated
on bus watch!Copy !req
619. Oh, no!Copy !req
620. You guys are
kidnappers? Huh?Copy !req
621. Of course not, zeb.Copy !req
622. Guys...
I think we have a problem.Copy !req
623. Hmm?
Huh?
Hmm?Copy !req
624. How many?Copy !req
625. Two, please.Copy !req
626. Right this way.Copy !req
627. Ah!
Here you go.Copy !req
628. Suspicious activity at 2:00.Copy !req
629. How could you possibly
know that?Copy !req
630. Look.Copy !req
631. Let's give 'em a...Copy !req
632. Let's go.Copy !req
633. Pull over.Copy !req
634. Pull over.Copy !req
635. Pull over
immediately or...Copy !req
636. Uh... or...Copy !req
637. Or-or what?Copy !req
638. Or we'll make you pull over.Copy !req
639. Or we'll make you pull over.Copy !req
640. Shake these fellas.Copy !req
641. Shake 'em!Copy !req
642. Whoa!Copy !req
643. whoa.Copy !req
644. Whoa!Copy !req
645. I'm scared.Copy !req
646. All right, it's time
to lose these guys.Copy !req
647. I need honey!Copy !req
648. How about a little
thing I callCopy !req
649. "hiding in the car wash."Copy !req
650. Uh, how's that work?Copy !req
651. We hide in the car wash.Copy !req
652. Oh.Copy !req
653. Whoa.Copy !req
654. I lost them.Copy !req
655. What do you mean,
you lost them?Copy !req
656. How do you lose a bus?Copy !req
657. Bingo. 9:00.Copy !req
658. Oh, sweet justice.Copy !req
659. Oh, we got 'em.Copy !req
660. you guys,
they're right behind us.Copy !req
661. Hit it, roadie.Copy !req
662. yeah?Copy !req
663. We're in a car wash.
Oh.Copy !req
664. We're in it.Copy !req
665. Where'd they go?Copy !req
666. I don't know.
I can't see them.Copy !req
667. I can't see anything.
Can you see anything?Copy !req
668. No, I can't.
Put your window down.Copy !req
669. Do you think I should?Copy !req
670. Yeah, it's all right.
It's police business.Copy !req
671. Right.Copy !req
672. You see 'em yet?Copy !req
673. Oh!Copy !req
674. Oh, cheets!Copy !req
675. Cheets, you okay?Copy !req
676. Cheets!Copy !req
677. Cheets! Cheets!Copy !req
678. Oh!Copy !req
679. Help!Copy !req
680. Oh.Copy !req
681. Oh! Ooh! Cheets!Copy !req
682. Oh, man! Oh...!Copy !req
683. whoa, man! Oh!Copy !req
684. Oh, ch... oh, cheets!Copy !req
685. Cheets, I'm
coming, man!Copy !req
686. help!Copy !req
687. I'm coming!Copy !req
688. cheets, where are you,
brother?Copy !req
689. I can't swim!Copy !req
690. Oh, those bears
are gonna get it!Copy !req
691. Oh! Oh! Ah!Copy !req
692. Whoa!Copy !req
693. Oh, my goodness,
that's hot.Copy !req
694. Yeah!Copy !req
695. Yeah!Copy !req
696. Your hair.Copy !req
697. Your hair looks ridiculous.Copy !req
698. My hair?Copy !req
699. Your... mustache.Copy !req
700. What about it?Copy !req
701. It was a fake?Copy !req
702. You still got it, roadie!Copy !req
703. You, too, Mr. chicken.Copy !req
704. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
705. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
706. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
707. Hey, Dex, it's me... beary.Copy !req
708. Beary? You are in
so much trouble.Copy !req
709. It's kind of cool.Copy !req
710. Are mom and dad, uh...Copy !req
711. I mean,
Mr. and Mrs. barrington there?Copy !req
712. No! They're out looking
for you, doofus.Copy !req
713. Oh, well, tell them I haven't
been kidnapped or anythingCopy !req
714. and I'm okay.Copy !req
715. I figured out my higher purpose.Copy !req
716. I'm getting
the country bears back togetherCopy !req
717. for a concert on Saturday
at country bear hall.Copy !req
718. No, you're not.Copy !req
719. I don't care if you don't
believe me, but it's true.Copy !req
720. I just wanted them to know
that I was okay.Copy !req
721. Okay, you know, fine.Copy !req
722. Just...
When are you coming home?Copy !req
723. I'm not.Copy !req
724. You're right, Dex.Copy !req
725. I got to face facts.Copy !req
726. We're different.Copy !req
727. I don't belong there.Copy !req
728. I never did.Copy !req
729. Beary, what are you
talking about?Copy !req
730. Dex, you can keep my game boy.Copy !req
731. Beary?Copy !req
732. Look, you're part of...Copy !req
733. So long, country bears!Copy !req
734. Whoa! What the...?Copy !req
735. Look, he's shooting
a ray gun at us.Copy !req
736. Come on. Let's run.Copy !req
737. Fred, your harmonicaCopy !req
738. might disrupt
the aliens' brain waves.Copy !req
739. Blow. Blow, Fred, blow!Copy !req
740. Ah! That noise!Copy !req
741. Bear power!Copy !req
742. That was bad.Copy !req
743. "Appearing tonight:
Trixie St. Claire"?Copy !req
744. Oh, man!Copy !req
745. Tennessee!Copy !req
746. Tennessee, remember
when you saidCopy !req
747. you'd do anything
to find trixie?Copy !req
748. To get her back?Copy !req
749. Well, guess what?Copy !req
750. Oh...Copy !req
751. Thank you...Copy !req
752. for not listening.Copy !req
753. Uh, well, I am.Copy !req
754. Tennessee!Copy !req
755. Uh...Copy !req
756. Guys, listen up.Copy !req
757. This next song
was writtenCopy !req
758. by an old friend
of mine.Copy !req
759. He wrote it a long time ago
when he was my...Copy !req
760. in a band
called the country bears.Copy !req
761. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
762. Bears rock!Copy !req
763. Oh, trixie, I'm allCopy !req
764. a mess on account
of how much I miss you.Copy !req
765. I know...Copy !req
766. Tennessee...Copy !req
767. Ah...Copy !req
768. Oh, stop
your blubbering, Fred.Copy !req
769. I'm sorry.Copy !req
770. I think we just got Tennessee.Copy !req
771. They're great.Copy !req
772. They were always great.Copy !req
773. Better than the eagles.Copy !req
774. Yeah?Copy !req
775. Uh, uh, yeah, uh...Copy !req
776. Hello?Copy !req
777. Ted? Ted, it's, uh, it's Henry.Copy !req
778. Henry Taylor?Copy !req
779. What do you want, Henry?Copy !req
780. Yeah, well, uh,
well, Ted, look, uhCopy !req
781. I'm sort of in a bind here,
and, uh, I was, uh, well...Copy !req
782. Hey, hey, this is exciting!Copy !req
783. Uh, we're getting the band back
together for a benefit show.Copy !req
784. Great, huh?Copy !req
785. What? Get the...
Get the band back together?Copy !req
786. Yeah-huh.Copy !req
787. I'm going in a tunnel.
I'm losing you.Copy !req
788. Okay, Ted, good,
thank you very much.Copy !req
789. Well?Copy !req
790. Oh, he's in.Copy !req
791. Whoo-eee! Razzle-dazzle!Copy !req
792. Looks like old Ted's done
pretty good for hisself.Copy !req
793. Yeah.Copy !req
794. Why don't you just borrow
the $20,000 from him, man?Copy !req
795. It don't look like
he'd miss it much.Copy !req
796. Okay, guysCopy !req
797. now, one thing
at a time, okay?Copy !req
798. Just one thing
at a time.Copy !req
799. Got to do everything here.Copy !req
800. All right.Copy !req
801. Hello? Hello, we're looking
for a Ted bedderhead.Copy !req
802. Uh, two orders
of French fries
and a shake.Copy !req
803. Fred...Copy !req
804. What?Copy !req
805. Oh!Copy !req
806. Uh, excuse me?Copy !req
807. Excuse me?Copy !req
808. Can I help you?Copy !req
809. Uh, yeah. Uh, Ted bedderhead?Copy !req
810. He's, uh, an old friend
of mine, um...Copy !req
811. Is he here?Copy !req
812. No, he's, uh, not here.Copy !req
813. He's probably still at the
country club at the wedding.Copy !req
814. Oh, yeah, country club.Copy !req
815. Well, thank you.Copy !req
816. You're the country bears, right?Copy !req
817. Um... yeah.
Yeah!Copy !req
818. Well, I'm, uh...
Yeah, yeah, I know—Copy !req
819. you're a big, big fan—
we get it all the time—Copy !req
820. and that's real nice, young man,
but, uh, we got to run.Copy !req
821. Thank you very much.Copy !req
822. Come on, beary.Copy !req
823. Come on, beary.
Bye.Copy !req
824. That guy looks a lot
like Elton John.Copy !req
825. Nah, Elton John's taller.Copy !req
826. Keep your eyes open
for some clues.Copy !req
827. Uh-huh.Copy !req
828. Uh, give me a minute, huh?Copy !req
829. Yeah.Copy !req
830. How's it look?Copy !req
831. I'll find a mirror.Copy !req
832. Ted may be a little surprised
to see usCopy !req
833. so, uh, let me do the talking,
all right?Copy !req
834. I thought you said
he knew we was coming.Copy !req
835. Well, he does, but...Copy !req
836. Let's not embarrass him
in front of his rich friends.Copy !req
837. It wasn't me.
It was the chicken.Copy !req
838. Come on, Fred.Copy !req
839. Let's find your brother.Copy !req
840. Uh... yeah,
my brother, um...Copy !req
841. Uh-huh.Copy !req
842. I'm going to go
get something
to eat first.Copy !req
843. What?
Yeah, eat first.Copy !req
844. Right behind you, big guy.Copy !req
845. uh, maybe he's not here.Copy !req
846. ah...Copy !req
847. how do?Copy !req
848. Your hair is very purty.Copy !req
849. Nice shade
of blue.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
850. Like a
whale's belly.
Yeah.Copy !req
851. You, too.Copy !req
852. Bye-bye, now.Copy !req
853. no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
854. Hey, there, uh...Copy !req
855. Ted.Copy !req
856. What are you doing here, Henry?Copy !req
857. Uh, well...Copy !req
858. Wow! Ted bedderhead!Copy !req
859. I'm such a big fan.Copy !req
860. Oh, I think
it's greatCopy !req
861. you're going to
play in the showCopy !req
862. and save
country bear hall.Copy !req
863. Play in the show?Copy !req
864. Henry?Copy !req
865. No, no, no.Copy !req
866. Well, we just thought we'd
drop by and see if we all...Copy !req
867. We all?Copy !req
868. They're here?Copy !req
869. Uh, uh...Copy !req
870. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
871. so the bear said,
"you going to kill
that before you eat it?"Copy !req
872. You guys!Copy !req
873. You, out!Copy !req
874. Come on, now.Copy !req
875. Hello, Ted.Copy !req
876. Hello, brother.
Out!Copy !req
877. Out!Copy !req
878. O-okay.
All right.Copy !req
879. Sorry, ma'am, I...
Oh, geez.Copy !req
880. Get outta here.
Come on.Copy !req
881. What, what, what
what makes you thinkCopy !req
882. I'd get back together
with you guys?Copy !req
883. Uh...?Copy !req
884. Hey, look...Copy !req
885. That's where I started out.Copy !req
886. I'm not going back.Copy !req
887. When I said I was finished,
I meant it.Copy !req
888. I'm finished.Copy !req
889. But, Mr. bedderheadCopy !req
890. we...
Kid...Copy !req
891. We need everyoneCopy !req
892. to make this happen,
and we need you.Copy !req
893. Now, listen, kid...Copy !req
894. Uh, uh... who is this guy?Copy !req
895. That's beary.Copy !req
896. Uh, no, no, no.Copy !req
897. That was a long time ago, kid.Copy !req
898. Things change.Copy !req
899. Frankly, your little
nostalgic field tripCopy !req
900. you know, is kind of pathetic.Copy !req
901. Well, maybe it was.Copy !req
902. Sorry to have
bothered you, Ted.Copy !req
903. People are
waiting for me.Copy !req
904. You found
your way in.Copy !req
905. You can find your way out.Copy !req
906. Hmm!Copy !req
907. That guy's
turned into a real...Copy !req
908. I'm going to go
get the bus.Copy !req
909. My mistake, everyone.Copy !req
910. Don't know
what I was thinking.Copy !req
911. It's not your fault,
Henry. It's mine.Copy !req
912. This whole thing was my idea.Copy !req
913. No, no, now, it's
nobody's fault.Copy !req
914. But it might as
well be mine!Copy !req
915. Why don't you just...?Copy !req
916. Tennessee...Copy !req
917. Right. Come on, Fred.Copy !req
918. This ain't right.Copy !req
919. oh, I want to die.Copy !req
920. You... you're
a wedding singer?Copy !req
921. Yeah.Copy !req
922. This... this ain't
your party?Copy !req
923. Nope.Copy !req
924. So, you're not rich?Copy !req
925. Yeah.Copy !req
926. And you still
won't play with us?Copy !req
927. Nope.Copy !req
928. I'm not goin'.Copy !req
929. Aw, Ted, you don't
gotta lie to us.Copy !req
930. You're family.Copy !req
931. And you're going.Copy !req
932. Officer hamm:
When the kidnappers call
to make their demandsCopy !req
933. we just agree
with whatever they say.Copy !req
934. I already told you guys
he hasn't been kidnapped.Copy !req
935. He's with
the country bears.Copy !req
936. Listen to me, sonCopy !req
937. you can be sure that they're
going to be keeping himCopy !req
938. in some creepy underground lairCopy !req
939. high up in the building until
they get their ransom, okay?Copy !req
940. Would you guys
listen to me?Copy !req
941. There's not going
to be any ransom.Copy !req
942. He's with
the country bears.Copy !req
943. They're doing a concert
tonight...Copy !req
944. At country bear hall.Copy !req
945. They just said that
to distract youCopy !req
946. sports fan.
Besides...Copy !req
947. The country bears back together?Copy !req
948. Son, listen, leave
the police workCopy !req
949. to the professionals,
okay?Copy !req
950. Sure. Just... tell me
when they get here.Copy !req
951. Good kid.Copy !req
952. He's a keeper.
Yeah.Copy !req
953. All these years, I haven't been
able to face you guys.Copy !req
954. I pretty much
lost everything.Copy !req
955. So I been trying
to make a buck.Copy !req
956. Singing at weddings
and stuff like that.Copy !req
957. Well, at least you're not doing
children's birthday parties.Copy !req
958. Well, uh, I am.Copy !req
959. Really?Copy !req
960. But we saw your house...
Your gardener.Copy !req
961. That's not my gardener.
That's Elton John.Copy !req
962. Told ya.Copy !req
963. I rent a roomCopy !req
964. over the garage from him.Copy !req
965. Well, now, brother, that's okayCopy !req
966. 'cause we's all together again.Copy !req
967. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
968. Just 'cause I'm telling
the truthCopy !req
969. doesn't mean I'm dumb.Copy !req
970. Huh?Copy !req
971. Roadie, stop the bus.Copy !req
972. Okay, have you rehearsed?Copy !req
973. What songs you gonna to do?Copy !req
974. Who's doing sound?Copy !req
975. Well, we ain't exactly
figured all that out yet, Ted.Copy !req
976. Ted
Same old country bears.Copy !req
977. Come on, Ted.
You do kind of owe us.Copy !req
978. I mean, you were
the reason we broke up.Copy !req
979. Well! There it is.
Knew that was coming up.Copy !req
980. I'm the reason
we stayed together, zeb.Copy !req
981. Did any of you—Copy !req
982. any of you—
ever thank me?Copy !req
983. We all had our jobs to do, Ted.Copy !req
984. Uh-huh.Copy !req
985. Oh, right. Drinkin'...Copy !req
986. Blubberin', and...Copy !req
987. Starin' into space.Copy !req
988. Hey!
Huh?Copy !req
989. What we were...Copy !req
990. Was years ago.Copy !req
991. Blubberin'? Uh, uh...Copy !req
992. Well, you were
blubberin'.Copy !req
993. Hey? Okay, there.Copy !req
994. Guys! Hey, hey, guys!Copy !req
995. Guys!Copy !req
996. You know, in people magazine,
April 1983Copy !req
997. you all said that
the bears was your family.Copy !req
998. And like a family...Copy !req
999. Kid, that's just a bunch
of meaningless publicity.Copy !req
1000. You don't know
nothing aboutCopy !req
1001. the real bears,
understand?Copy !req
1002. Nothin'!Copy !req
1003. We are not a family.Copy !req
1004. You're right.Copy !req
1005. This isn't a family.Copy !req
1006. 'Cause the people who love you
no matter what?Copy !req
1007. That's your family.Copy !req
1008. Who told you
that, beary?Copy !req
1009. My dad.Copy !req
1010. My dad.Copy !req
1011. Wh... wh... hold on, beary.Copy !req
1012. Mom?Copy !req
1013. Beary.Copy !req
1014. Beary!Copy !req
1015. Beary, beary, beary! Oh!
There's my good boy!Copy !req
1016. Are you all right?
Did they hurt you?Copy !req
1017. Did they brainwash you?Copy !req
1018. How many fingers
am I holding up?Copy !req
1019. I'm fine, mom.Copy !req
1020. Oh, honey.Copy !req
1021. Norbert! Norbert!Copy !req
1022. Yeah, hon, what is it?Copy !req
1023. Hi, dad.Copy !req
1024. Oh! Beary!Copy !req
1025. Oh, beary, bearyCopy !req
1026. my beary boy! Oh!Copy !req
1027. Hey, doofus.Copy !req
1028. Hey, Dex.Copy !req
1029. Look who's home.Copy !req
1030. Come here!Copy !req
1031. Aw, beary left his stuff.Copy !req
1032. Hmm...Copy !req
1033. "My hero," by beary barrington,
fourth grade.Copy !req
1034. "My hero is really heroesCopy !req
1035. "and my heroes
are the country bears.Copy !req
1036. "Whenever I'm sadCopy !req
1037. "I play one of their songsCopy !req
1038. "and I forget why
I was even sad at all.Copy !req
1039. "And if you'd met my brotherCopy !req
1040. you'd know why
I was always sad."Copy !req
1041. Hmm.Copy !req
1042. "I can't really say zeb
is my hero, or Fred, or TedCopy !req
1043. or even Tennessee."Copy !req
1044. "But as the country bears,
what they can do togetherCopy !req
1045. makes them my heroes."Copy !req
1046. "I'd like to meet them someday.Copy !req
1047. That would be cool."Copy !req
1048. It says hereCopy !req
1049. "a+, but is everything
about the country bears?"Copy !req
1050. Hey.Copy !req
1051. Beary's a sharp little guy.Copy !req
1052. This morning he told meCopy !req
1053. something else.Copy !req
1054. Mr. chicken... is a girl.Copy !req
1055. It's a pretty straightforward
demolition, Mr. thimple.Copy !req
1056. Take aboutCopy !req
1057. a half hour to bulldoze her
to the ground.Copy !req
1058. Oh, yes... do that.Copy !req
1059. Dex, honey,
would you get that?Copy !req
1060. Okay.Copy !req
1061. And tell beary
to come down
for some pie.Copy !req
1062. Beary! Pie!Copy !req
1063. Uh... beary?Copy !req
1064. Hey. That Ted guy is here.Copy !req
1065. You want me to kick him out?Copy !req
1066. Ted? Ted bedderheadCopy !req
1067. is here?Copy !req
1068. Yeah.Copy !req
1069. You, uh, you left your stuff
on the bus.Copy !req
1070. You can keep it.Copy !req
1071. I don't want it.Copy !req
1072. Um, look, I, uh... mm...Copy !req
1073. I hope you know
how lucky you are.Copy !req
1074. It only took you three days
to understand somethingCopy !req
1075. that took me ten years
to figure out.Copy !req
1076. What's that?Copy !req
1077. Mr. chicken is a girl.Copy !req
1078. What?Copy !req
1079. I got ya.Copy !req
1080. Really, I want to tell you
that I'm sorry.Copy !req
1081. I was mad—Copy !req
1082. not at you—
and I'm sorry.Copy !req
1083. And that thing you wrote
in your journal about usCopy !req
1084. being greatCopy !req
1085. when we're together?Copy !req
1086. It's true.Copy !req
1087. You're going to do the show?Copy !req
1088. Nah, we're not doing the show.Copy !req
1089. Not without you.Copy !req
1090. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1091. Y'all come with me.Copy !req
1092. We can all ride together
on the...Copy !req
1093. Bus?
Bus?Copy !req
1094. The bus was stolen.Copy !req
1095. It was that thimple fella.Copy !req
1096. Come on, move along.
Move it. Come on.Copy !req
1097. What are you waiting for?Copy !req
1098. Thimple, I'm definitely
changing banks.Copy !req
1099. Oh, pooh.Copy !req
1100. I hate it
when we lose a customer.Copy !req
1101. We have to find them.Copy !req
1102. They have to do that show.Copy !req
1103. Beary, beary.Copy !req
1104. Your stuff was on
that bus, right?Copy !req
1105. Yeah.Copy !req
1106. All your stuff?Copy !req
1107. We can track them with this.Copy !req
1108. Yeah.Copy !req
1109. Come on.
Let's go. Let's go.Copy !req
1110. All right.Copy !req
1111. Okay, in you go,
big boy.Copy !req
1112. Hey, hey, hey,
no, no.Copy !req
1113. Stop!Copy !req
1114. I have a better idea.Copy !req
1115. Whoa.Copy !req
1116. Easy, captain.Copy !req
1117. Go on. Get in there!Copy !req
1118. Get in there!Copy !req
1119. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
1120. I can't have that show.Copy !req
1121. I can't have you ruinCopy !req
1122. what I've been working on
for 30 years.Copy !req
1123. 30 years!Copy !req
1124. Which way?Copy !req
1125. Just, uh... go straight.Copy !req
1126. Okay, take a right.Copy !req
1127. Take a right here.Copy !req
1128. Whoa!
Whoa!Copy !req
1129. Oh, oh, whoa!Copy !req
1130. Whoa, my kidneys.Copy !req
1131. What's the
problem, bub?Copy !req
1132. You ruined my life.Copy !req
1133. Well, it's not our fault
you became a banker.Copy !req
1134. Not that.Copy !req
1135. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1136. This!Copy !req
1137. Huh?Copy !req
1138. What's he doing?Copy !req
1139. Uh-uh.Copy !req
1140. What are you doing?Copy !req
1141. Wh-what's he doing?Copy !req
1142. Huh?Copy !req
1143. Oh, my word!Copy !req
1144. You're Benny bogswaggle!Copy !req
1145. The armpit farter.Copy !req
1146. Eww...Copy !req
1147. That's right.Copy !req
1148. A sweet, innocent kid
you jerks beatCopy !req
1149. all those years back.Copy !req
1150. You hit me
with a chair.Copy !req
1151. And since that dayCopy !req
1152. I've been plotting my revengeCopy !req
1153. waiting for the day
I'd destroy the placeCopy !req
1154. that brought me misery.Copy !req
1155. Well, that day... is tonight!Copy !req
1156. No, no, no...
No, no...Copy !req
1157. Left, left.Copy !req
1158. We're pulling a boat.Copy !req
1159. Left, left!Copy !req
1160. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1161. It's going right.
It's going right.Copy !req
1162. Turn right.
Turn right.Copy !req
1163. Go right.
Go right!Copy !req
1164. Whoa, oh, oh, oh...!Copy !req
1165. Oh, no, no!Copy !req
1166. No!Copy !req
1167. Aah...!Copy !req
1168. We're right on top of it.Copy !req
1169. Aah!Copy !req
1170. A big turn!Copy !req
1171. The bus!Copy !req
1172. Whoa!Copy !req
1173. That was
pretty nifty.
Yeah.Copy !req
1174. Thanks.Copy !req
1175. What do you say we go show
thimple who's boss, huh?Copy !req
1176. Bearrr... powerrr...!Copy !req
1177. Rrr... sorry.Copy !req
1178. Yeah.Copy !req
1179. Let's go!Copy !req
1180. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
1181. Here we are.Copy !req
1182. Hurry up. Hurry up.Copy !req
1183. Open the door. Open the door.Copy !req
1184. Watch your step.Copy !req
1185. Come on, guys.Copy !req
1186. I can't wait to seeCopy !req
1187. the ol' place.Copy !req
1188. Hey, where is everybody?Copy !req
1189. Huh?Copy !req
1190. What going on?Copy !req
1191. No cars outside,
no lights.Copy !req
1192. No...
No people.Copy !req
1193. Here's the money.Copy !req
1194. You give me
the five backCopy !req
1195. then I give you
the ten.
Wait a minute.Copy !req
1196. You give me the 20...Copy !req
1197. Okay.
Hey!Copy !req
1198. What's going on here?Copy !req
1199. I'm impressed.Copy !req
1200. Wow, I'm telling you.Copy !req
1201. I am
so impressed.Copy !req
1202. I cannot tell youCopy !req
1203. how impressed I am, but,
boys, it doesn't matter.Copy !req
1204. The place is dead.Copy !req
1205. Rip...
Huh?Copy !req
1206. Look at him.Copy !req
1207. He never promoted
the show.Copy !req
1208. Wh...? Rip!Copy !req
1209. Oh, Reed...
What, uh,
it's not me.Copy !req
1210. Rip.Copy !req
1211. Uh, hey.Copy !req
1212. Wow. Hey, guys, long time.Copy !req
1213. Looking good!Copy !req
1214. Henry,
are you working out?Copy !req
1215. Rip!Copy !req
1216. It's not personal, Henry.Copy !req
1217. It's just business.Copy !req
1218. Business? Business
that'll ruin our lives!Copy !req
1219. I can't
believe...!Copy !req
1220. Yeah, maybe,
but it-it's him.Copy !req
1221. Big Al:
Hey, ain't you guysCopy !req
1222. doing the show tonight?Copy !req
1223. Uh...
Ain't gonna be oneCopy !req
1224. big Al.Copy !req
1225. Nobody showed up.Copy !req
1226. What are you talking about,
Fred?Copy !req
1227. They's all outCopy !req
1228. in the back field.Copy !req
1229. They're what?Copy !req
1230. Didn't want anyone parkin'
on my grass out front.Copy !req
1231. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1232. No!Copy !req
1233. Whoo-hoo!
Come on. Come on.Copy !req
1234. This is not over, bears!Copy !req
1235. I hate you bears. Aah!Copy !req
1236. There he is!
There he is!Copy !req
1237. Ah, look, here's
the money I got.Copy !req
1238. Holy moly.Copy !req
1239. Well, folks,
here's the good news.Copy !req
1240. The count is in and we saved
country bear hall!Copy !req
1241. Here we go!Copy !req
1242. Bears, bears, bears...!Copy !req
1243. Good luck, you guys.Copy !req
1244. Hey, where you going?Copy !req
1245. To... sit in the audience.Copy !req
1246. Well, that's a weird place
for a country bear to sitCopy !req
1247. during a country bear
concert.Copy !req
1248. Yeah, beary.Copy !req
1249. You're one of us now.Copy !req
1250. Welcome aboard,
kid.Copy !req
1251. Ladies and gentlemenCopy !req
1252. it gives me great pleasure
to introduce to you—Copy !req
1253. after an absence of many years—Copy !req
1254. the one, the onlyCopy !req
1255. the country bears!Copy !req
1256. Ha, ha! Whoo!Copy !req
1257. sing it!Copy !req
1258. isn't it wonderful?Copy !req
1259. I love you!Copy !req
1260. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1261. go, man, go.Copy !req
1262. Who's that little bear?Copy !req
1263. Oh, that's no
little bear.Copy !req
1264. That's my brother!Copy !req
1265. Yay!
Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1266. The country bears!Copy !req
1267. How about that, folks?Copy !req
1268. Yo, beary!Copy !req
1269. Whoo-whoo-whoo!Copy !req
1270. You're the bear!
You're the bear!Copy !req
1271. Yay!Copy !req
1272. Yay!Copy !req
1273. Don was:
14 platinum records,
26 top ten singles.Copy !req
1274. The bears to me really typify
rock and roll.Copy !req
1275. Their lives embody freedom.Copy !req
1276. Nobody tells them what to do.Copy !req
1277. Hello.Copy !req
1278. Everybody loves the bears.Copy !req
1279. The reason I do what I do today
is because of the bears.Copy !req
1280. I needed a... you know...Copy !req
1281. Somebody that I could relate to,
a certain bandCopy !req
1282. and the bears— they just did it
for me, you know?Copy !req
1283. I admired their, uh, courage.Copy !req
1284. And their tenacity.Copy !req
1285. And their ability to go outCopy !req
1286. and fight
for what they believed in.Copy !req
1287. Real legends.
It's incredible.Copy !req
1288. And I'm glad we didn't get them,
you know, during wintertime.Copy !req
1289. Hmm?Copy !req
1290. The country was cool and all,
but, you knowCopy !req
1291. it was becoming the hip-hop
generation, you know.Copy !req
1292. People wanted the beat.Copy !req
1293. The streets was pop.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
1294. Let 'em feel
what the country feel likeCopy !req
1295. when it's bangin'.Copy !req
1296. we could do that.Copy !req
1297. I found myself going backCopy !req
1298. and-and sampling some
of the baselinesCopy !req
1299. that the bears had
and-and then we used itCopy !req
1300. in our first single
and got sued by 'em.Copy !req
1301. It was like nothing
I'd ever heard.Copy !req
1302. Wow! What is this?Copy !req
1303. I have respect
for all peoplesCopy !req
1304. and all bears.Copy !req
1305. Bears are human beings,
just like us.Copy !req
1306. You understand?Copy !req
1307. I'm an alien.Copy !req
1308. Willie Nelson:
Me and zebCopy !req
1309. opened up a can of honeyCopy !req
1310. on the roof
of the white house.Copy !req
1311. We had a great time.Copy !req
1312. I'm a honey.
They dip honey.Copy !req
1313. I'm a honey dip.Copy !req
1314. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
1315. It's a honey thing, b.Copy !req
1316. A certain amount
of honey, they...Copy !req
1317. They start to lose focus.Copy !req
1318. It was bad.Copy !req
1319. Bon appetit.Copy !req
1320. They'll eat anything
that isn't locked up.Copy !req
1321. Hey, you want a sandwich?Copy !req
1322. Uh, no thanks.Copy !req
1323. I had trout
for breakfast.Copy !req
1324. The bears made me feel proud
to be a full-figured woman.Copy !req
1325. You want me to eat you,
don't you?Copy !req
1326. These guys were fatCopy !req
1327. long before it was spelled
with a "ph."Copy !req
1328. Come on.
In you go.Copy !req
1329. I always hated bears.Copy !req
1330. I knew it.Copy !req
1331. You have one.Copy !req
1332. The guys at the
station have one.Copy !req
1333. Oh.Copy !req
1334. Even Mrs. Davis,
our receptionist, has one.Copy !req
1335. You don't have to
wear no fake mustacheCopy !req
1336. to impress me.Copy !req
1337. Thank you.Copy !req
1338. You know, I'm kind of glad
this happened.Copy !req
1339. Well, good.Copy !req
1340. Now, you don't
have to wear no
mustache, right?Copy !req
1341. No, I'm wearing the mustache.Copy !req