1. The taxi's
gonna be here any minute,Copy !req
2. and I'm not even packed.Copy !req
3. Has anyone seen my tie?Copy !req
4. You're wearing it, Dave.Copy !req
5. Uh... thanks, Simon.Copy !req
6. Don't forget your mittens, Dave.Copy !req
7. It's cold in Europe.Copy !req
8. Thanks, Theodore.Copy !req
9. And don't forget your tour book.Copy !req
10. I'm marking all the great cities
you'll want to visit.Copy !req
11. Great, Simon.Copy !req
12. Now, let's see—
shirts, pants, overcoat, socks.Copy !req
13. Am I forgetting anything?Copy !req
14. Me!Copy !req
15. Unh!Copy !req
16. Alvin, we've been
over this a million times.Copy !req
17. Please, Dave.Copy !req
18. I need a little culture in my life.Copy !req
19. The Eiffel Tower,
the Sistine Chapel,Copy !req
20. the Louvre in Rome.Copy !req
21. The Louvre is in Paris, Alvin.Copy !req
22. You see?Copy !req
23. I don't even know
where the Louvre is.Copy !req
24. Please,
take me with you, Dave!Copy !req
25. Alvin, for the last time,Copy !req
26. this is strictly a business trip.Copy !req
27. It's just not practical.Copy !req
28. Besides,
I've hired someone very goodCopy !req
29. - to take care of you while I'm gone.Copy !req
30. Oh...Copy !req
31. Did it have to be
Miss Miller, Dave?Copy !req
32. Now, come on, fellas.
She's a very nice woman.Copy !req
33. Yoo-hoo! I'm here!Copy !req
34. Hello!Copy !req
35. Anybody home?Copy !req
36. Up here!Copy !req
37. Dave?Copy !req
38. Boys?Copy !req
39. We're up here!Copy !req
40. Hello!Copy !req
41. Hello!Copy !req
42. We'll be right down!Copy !req
43. Well, my taxi's here.Copy !req
44. I'm sure gonna miss you boys.Copy !req
45. Hello!Copy !req
46. Ohh!Copy !req
47. Just a minute!Copy !req
48. David, your jacket!Copy !req
49. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
50. And your tickets!Copy !req
51. Thanks, Simon.Copy !req
52. - Thanks, Alvin.Copy !req
53. Alvin!Copy !req
54. Don't worry about a thing, David!Copy !req
55. The boys will be fine!Copy !req
56. - Bye, Dave!
- Bye, Dave!Copy !req
57. Don't worry, dear.Copy !req
58. You'll get to see
the world soon enough.Copy !req
59. Look out on the left, Alvin!Copy !req
60. You're not going to make it!Copy !req
61. - Oh, Alvin! Hurry!
- Faster, Alvin, faster!Copy !req
62. Go, Alvin!Copy !req
63. Brittany!Copy !req
64. ON. Um...Copy !req
65. Unh!Copy !req
66. Look out for the...Copy !req
67. Sphinx.Copy !req
68. Aw, nuts!Copy !req
69. Since when does Alvin like playing
"Around the World in 30 Days"?Copy !req
70. Since he feels
it's as close to a world tripCopy !req
71. as he'll ever get.Copy !req
72. Come on! Hurry!Copy !req
73. We have people
waiting around the worldCopy !req
74. for $5 million in diamonds,Copy !req
75. and we can't get
anyone to deliver them.Copy !req
76. What about Ivan?Copy !req
77. Oh, we've used him too often.Copy !req
78. Jamal knows his face.Copy !req
79. Oh, sorry, Sophie.Copy !req
80. We need someone new,Copy !req
81. someone Jamal
would never suspect.Copy !req
82. Don't forget, dear brother,Copy !req
83. last year, Jamal robbed usCopy !req
84. of $3 million worth
of priceless, precious...Copy !req
85. - Ja, ja.
- gorgeous, spectacular...Copy !req
86. - Claudia.
- too-die-for gems.Copy !req
87. [crying 1Copy !req
88. Thank you, Sophie.Copy !req
89. Ugh, Claudia, please, not here.Copy !req
90. Come on, Alvin!Copy !req
91. Brittany, watch out!Copy !req
92. Noisy brats!Copy !req
93. Go Alvin!Copy !req
94. Ohh!Copy !req
95. To the left, Alvin, to the left!Copy !req
96. Leave me alone!Copy !req
97. Watch out!Copy !req
98. The Chipettes are winning.Copy !req
99. I heard that, Theodore.Copy !req
100. You need to take the shortcut
across Fiji, Alvin.Copy !req
101. Oh, not that!
It's too dangerous!Copy !req
102. It's my only chance!Copy !req
103. Oh, Brittany, be careful!Copy !req
104. - Oh, Brittany!
You're gaining, Alvin!Copy !req
105. Unh!Copy !req
106. No!Copy !req
107. - Hooray!
- Hooray!Copy !req
108. I won!Copy !req
109. You're lucky this is only a game.Copy !req
110. You'd never beat me
if this were for real.Copy !req
111. Oh, is that so?Copy !req
112. Yeah, that's so!Copy !req
113. If I had the money,Copy !req
114. I'd race you around
the world right now!Copy !req
115. If I hadn't had something stuck...Copy !req
116. Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?Copy !req
117. Ach. Don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
118. It's too dangerous.Copy !req
119. They're only children.Copy !req
120. Exactly.Copy !req
121. Who would suspect them?Copy !req
122. No, Claudia.
It's out of the question.Copy !req
123. - Listen to me, Klaus.Copy !req
124. If you think I'm going to let you
botch up this dealCopy !req
125. - like you did the last one...Copy !req
126. Must you keep reminding me?Copy !req
127. I underestimated Jamal.Copy !req
128. It won't happen again!Copy !req
129. You bet it won't!Copy !req
130. We're doing things
my way this time!Copy !req
131. Well, unless you inherit
a fortune, Alvin,Copy !req
132. I guess we'll never know.Copy !req
133. Excuse us,Copy !req
134. but we couldn't help
overhearing your conversation.Copy !req
135. We were just wondering
which one of youCopy !req
136. really would win
a race around the world.Copy !req
137. - Unh!
- I would!Copy !req
138. Not a chance!Copy !req
139. I know she could win.Copy !req
140. Would you like
to make a little wager?Copy !req
141. Why not?Copy !req
142. I bet a million dollars
on this cutie.Copy !req
143. And I bet on this
handsome gentleman.Copy !req
144. A million dollars?Copy !req
145. You're joking, right?Copy !req
146. Certainly not.Copy !req
147. We're quite wealthy
and very bored.Copy !req
148. Allow us to introduce ourselves.Copy !req
149. My name is Klaus Furschtien,Copy !req
150. and this is my sister Claudia.Copy !req
151. - And Sophie.Copy !req
152. And we are the Chipmunks,Copy !req
153. and these are our friends,
the Chipettes.Copy !req
154. Uh...Copy !req
155. The Chipmunks and Chipettes?Copy !req
156. How adorable!Copy !req
157. Well, what do you say?Copy !req
158. Will you consider our little wager?Copy !req
159. A bet like this would add
a little excitement to our lives!Copy !req
160. Well, I'm game.Copy !req
161. Me, too.Copy !req
162. What?Copy !req
163. Then it's all set.Copy !req
164. We'll supply
all the necessary provisionsCopy !req
165. for you to race around the world,Copy !req
166. and the first one back
gets $100,000.Copy !req
167. $100,000?Copy !req
168. This is fantastic!Copy !req
169. Come on, Simon.Copy !req
170. Help me out.Copy !req
171. Absolutely not.Copy !req
172. I refuse to be
a part of this deception.Copy !req
173. Okay, Theodore,
it's you and me.Copy !req
174. We just need Dave to say,Copy !req
175. "Hello, Miss Miller?Copy !req
176. "I want Alvin, Simon, and Theodore
to meet me in Europe.Copy !req
177. N nCopy !req
178. ls the tape recorder ready?Copy !req
179. I think so.Copy !req
180. I can't believe
you'd deceive Miss MillerCopy !req
181. for a package
of tutti-frutti, Theodore.Copy !req
182. Two packages.Copy !req
183. What could be better?Copy !req
184. An all-expense paid trip
around the worldCopy !req
185. and a chance
at winning $100,000.Copy !req
186. Besides, we'll be back
before Dave gets home.Copy !req
187. Do you realize it's 3:00
in the morning where Dave is?Copy !req
188. Exactly.Copy !req
189. He'll be putty in my hands.Copy !req
190. Hello, Dave?Copy !req
191. Hello, Alvin.Copy !req
192. Alvin, what is it?Copy !req
193. Uh, I just miss
the sound of your voice.Copy !req
194. Ohh!Copy !req
195. So guess who's in the house
right now, Dave?Copy !req
196. I don't know, Alvin.Copy !req
197. Well, there's me and Simon
and Theodore and...Copy !req
198. Miss Miller?Copy !req
199. Very good, Dave.Copy !req
200. Well, that's about all I need.Copy !req
201. Uh, I—I mean, it's been good
talking to you, Dave.Copy !req
202. Bye-bye.Copy !req
203. Uh, Alvin?Copy !req
204. Bye-bye!Copy !req
205. Bye-bye.Copy !req
206. Now what do we do?Copy !req
207. We edit the tape together,
play it for Miss Miller,Copy !req
208. and we're on our way
around the world!Copy !req
209. Now, let's see,
Alvin gets the raisin bread.Copy !req
210. Simon gets the English muffin.Copy !req
211. Mmm, Theodore gets
the banana bread,Copy !req
212. the orange slices, the cereal,Copy !req
213. the bowl of yogurt,
the peanut butter sandwich,Copy !req
214. the pancakes
with gooseberry jelly,Copy !req
215. the scrambled eggs
with toast...Copy !req
216. I wonder when Dave
will call us.Copy !req
217. Ahem!Copy !req
218. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
219. I'll get it!Copy !req
220. Hello?Copy !req
221. Hi, Dave!Copy !req
222. What a coincidence!Copy !req
223. We were just talking about you.Copy !req
224. Sure, hold on.Copy !req
225. Miss Miller, it's Dave.Copy !req
226. He wants to talk to you.Copy !req
227. Hello?Copy !req
228. Ohh!Copy !req
229. Yeah... gaah...
- [ gasps 1Copy !req
230. Huh?Copy !req
231. It's not your hearing aid,
Miss Miller.Copy !req
232. It's a bad connection.Copy !req
233. Oh!Copy !req
234. Uh!Copy !req
235. Oh!Copy !req
236. Hello? Miss Miller?Copy !req
237. David, are you drunk?Copy !req
238. Unh!Copy !req
239. Hello, Miss Miller?Copy !req
240. - I want Alvin,Copy !req
241. Simon, and Theodore
to meet me in Europe.Copy !req
242. Phew.Copy !req
243. Bye-bye.Copy !req
244. Could you repeat that, David?Copy !req
245. Ohh!Copy !req
246. Klaus and Claudia
wanted us here at 2:00.Copy !req
247. I hope we're not too late.Copy !req
248. Simon, I feel kind of funny
about tricking Miss Miller.Copy !req
249. It's called guilt, Theodore.Copy !req
250. Come on, you guys.Copy !req
251. Wow!Copy !req
252. Uh, so, Alvin,
you finally showed up.Copy !req
253. Well, somebody
has to win the race.Copy !req
254. Mr. Furschtien,
I beg you to call this off.Copy !req
255. Don't listen to him, Klaus.Copy !req
256. We're thrilled to be going.Copy !req
257. Unh!Copy !req
258. Oof!Copy !req
259. Oh, Simon,
don't worry so much.Copy !req
260. Now, here are the rules.Copy !req
261. Each of you will be taking
a different route.Copy !req
262. And to make sure you travel
completely around the world,Copy !req
263. both teams must deposit one doll
at twelve different locations.Copy !req
264. Unh!Copy !req
265. You will be given
the opposing team's dollCopy !req
266. to verify you were there.Copy !req
267. The first one back
wins $100,000.Copy !req
268. A hundred...Copy !req
269. thousand dollars.Copy !req
270. Simon, which route do you think
we should take to Bermuda?Copy !req
271. Well, if you insist on going,
don't take the easterly route.Copy !req
272. I heard on the news
there's a hurricaneCopy !req
273. coming from that direction.Copy !req
274. Thank you
for your advice, Simon.Copy !req
275. What a liar!Copy !req
276. He's getting as bad as Alvin.Copy !req
277. But what if he's telling
the truth, Brittany?Copy !req
278. Oh, Jeanette,
don't be so naive.Copy !req
279. He's just saying that
because our route is shorter,Copy !req
280. and he doesn't want us to win.Copy !req
281. On your marks!Copy !req
282. Please reconsider!Copy !req
283. Go!Copy !req
284. Ohh!Copy !req
285. Better get in, Simon!Copy !req
286. Why didn't I think of that?Copy !req
287. Do you know
how to work this thing, Simon?Copy !req
288. Not a clue, Alvin!Copy !req
289. Gott im Himmel!Copy !req
290. Aah!Copy !req
291. Watch out!Copy !req
292. Higher, Jeanette, higher!Copy !req
293. Hang on, Simon!Copy !req
294. Oh, no!Copy !req
295. Ohh.Copy !req
296. - Watch where you're going!Copy !req
297. We had the right-of-way!Copy !req
298. - Whoa!
- Whoa!Copy !req
299. In you go, Simon!
Unh!Copy !req
300. Ugh! Grass stains.Copy !req
301. Still think it's
a good idea, Claudia?Copy !req
302. They'll get the hang of it.Copy !req
303. Jamal will never suspect them
in a million years.Copy !req
304. Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
305. Brittany, maybe Simon
was right about the hurricane.Copy !req
306. For the last time, Eleanor,Copy !req
307. there is no hurricane.Copy !req
308. Yes. The couriers
have already left.Copy !req
309. You'll get your diamonds.Copy !req
310. You just make sure
you fill my dolls with cash.Copy !req
311. Oh, play with her, Klaus.Copy !req
312. It's not going to kill you.Copy !req
313. Ohh!Copy !req
314. Hey.Copy !req
315. Hey-Copy !req
316. The boys are going
to Mexico City.Copy !req
317. ls someone else on the line?Copy !req
318. Don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
319. There's no one here
but Klaus and Mario.Copy !req
320. And Sophie.Copy !req
321. Keep in touch.Copy !req
322. Oh, what a brilliant idea
this was of mine!Copy !req
323. It's not over yet, Claudia.Copy !req
324. What could go wrong?Copy !req
325. Where's my coffee?Copy !req
326. Pronto. Ls-a Jamal there?Copy !req
327. What did you find out?Copy !req
328. The girls' first stop is-a Bermuda,Copy !req
329. and the boys...Copy !req
330. You lose again, mutt.Copy !req
331. Augh!Copy !req
332. This is one
of my Pierre Cardin socks!Copy !req
333. Oh, Klaus.Copy !req
334. Mario, where's my coffee?Copy !req
335. Coming, signora, presto.Copy !req
336. I've got to go.Copy !req
337. I'll call you when I get
some more information.Copy !req
338. Well, Sisman, it looks
like you're off to Bermuda,Copy !req
339. and you, Cuomo, Mexico City.Copy !req
340. Well, that was quite a breeze.Copy !req
341. A breeze?Copy !req
342. It was a hurricane,
just like Simon said.Copy !req
343. Yeah, Brittany.Copy !req
344. Why don't you just admit
you were wrong?Copy !req
345. Because I don't think...Copy !req
346. - Brittany!
- Brittany!Copy !req
347. Okay, Okay, I was wr... wr... wr...Copy !req
348. Jeanette, where's our first drop-off?Copy !req
349. We meet Mr. Anton
on the Flying Surprise.Copy !req
350. Ah! Isn't Rio beautiful?Copy !req
351. We're in Mexico, Theodore.Copy !req
352. Oh, uh, that's what I mean.Copy !req
353. Uh, Alvin, land the balloon
by the fountain.Copy !req
354. Like I said, in the tree.Copy !req
355. Unh!Copy !req
356. Unh!Copy !req
357. Your first drop-off
is the Cluck-n-Taco.Copy !req
358. You mean our first drop-off.Copy !req
359. I'm only along to see you don't get
into too much trouble.Copy !req
360. - Hey!Copy !req
361. There it is, the Cluck-n-Taco!Copy !req
362. Ah! Oh!Copy !req
363. I'll have two cheese enchiladas
with extra sauce,Copy !req
364. a tostada grande,Copy !req
365. oh, the quesadilla
with a side of guacamole,Copy !req
366. two chili rell—Copy !req
367. They're closed, Theodore.Copy !req
368. Oh, fellas?Copy !req
369. The instructions say
to drop the dollCopy !req
370. under the little sombrero.Copy !req
371. Well, what do you know?Copy !req
372. One down and eleven to go.Copy !req
373. - And one quesa—Copy !req
374. dilla.Copy !req
375. Forget it, Theodore.Copy !req
376. And you thought
we were gonna have trouble.Copy !req
377. AV av ay yi!Copy !req
378. Yee-ha ay!Copy !req
379. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
380. There's nothing
to be afraid of, boys.Copy !req
381. The fun has just begun.Copy !req
382. It is our annual fiesta!Copy !req
383. Amigo! Ah!Copy !req
384. Aah! Help!Copy !req
385. Okay, Chipmunks, hit it!Copy !req
386. Ah, ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
387. Aah!Copy !req
388. " Ooh!Copy !req
389. A'... le gusta, le gusta, le gusta a'Copy !req
390. Unh!Copy !req
391. Ah ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
392. Adios, you guys!Copy !req
393. Hello?Copy !req
394. Miss Furschtien, everything's fine.Copy !req
395. They've made the drop-off
right on schedule.Copy !req
396. Brittany,
I really think we should just waitCopy !req
397. until he comes back up.Copy !req
398. But who knows when that'll be?Copy !req
399. Besides,
we're losing valuable time.Copy !req
400. But we've never been
scuba diving,Copy !req
401. and—and who knows
what's down there?Copy !req
402. Relax, Eleanor.Copy !req
403. The only thing down there
is our Chipmunk doll.Copy !req
404. Just remember,
the team that wins gets the...Copy !req
405. $100,000!Copy !req
406. Aah!Copy !req
407. Ohh!Copy !req
408. Oh! We thought you were a goner.Copy !req
409. Me, too.Copy !req
410. We would have been
lost without you.Copy !req
411. I know.Copy !req
412. Thank goodness you're all right.Copy !req
413. What?Copy !req
414. Just kidding, Britt.Copy !req
415. Come on, you guys.Copy !req
416. We've got the whole world to see.Copy !req
417. Aah!Copy !req
418. Aah!Copy !req
419. Ram!Copy !req
420. Ooh!Copy !req
421. Signora.Copy !req
422. There's a long-distance phone call
for you from Europe.Copy !req
423. Wonderful!Copy !req
424. Waah!Copy !req
425. Oh, I'm sorry, Sophie.Copy !req
426. Hello?Copy !req
427. The girls have made
six drop-offs. Good.Copy !req
428. And the boys?Copy !req
429. Wonderful!Copy !req
430. Good.Copy !req
431. Did the spoiled brat get wet, huh?Copy !req
432. Did the rug rat get
a little water on her?Copy !req
433. WONCopy !req
434. KLAUSI Whoa!Copy !req
435. Ohh whoa!Copy !req
436. Ohh aah!Copy !req
437. Ahh!Copy !req
438. This is excellent news.Copy !req
439. Keep me posted.Copy !req
440. Oh, Sophie!Copy !req
441. You got wet!Copy !req
442. - Oh!Copy !req
443. My poor baby!Copy !req
444. Oh, Klaus, you're so reckless!Copy !req
445. Ohh!Copy !req
446. I love Athens!
The nightlife, the girls, the excitement!Copy !req
447. Alvin, you've never been to Athens.Copy !req
448. Well, it looks
like a city I would love.Copy !req
449. I'll have a large order of couscousCopy !req
450. and two loukoumades doughnuts,
quickly, please!Copy !req
451. I saw it first!Copy !req
452. Brittany?Copy !req
453. Alvin, what are you doing here?Copy !req
454. We're on our way to Istanbul.Copy !req
455. What are you doing here?Copy !req
456. Unh!Copy !req
457. We're on our way to Cairo.Copy !req
458. Have you guys had any,
uh, trouble along the way?Copy !req
459. Well, there was
this guy—mmph!Copy !req
460. We've had nothing
but smooth sailing.Copy !req
461. Unh! And you?Copy !req
462. Well, actually,
I get the feeling we're being—Copy !req
463. It's been a piece of cake!Copy !req
464. The only problem
we have is crowd control.Copy !req
465. We're the hottest act in rock 'n' roll.Copy !req
466. But you don't have
that problem, do you?Copy !req
467. No.Copy !req
468. - Sure, we do.
- Shh!Copy !req
469. No, you don't.Copy !req
470. All right, Mr. Popularity!Copy !req
471. How much you wanna bet
we can out-rock 'n' roll you?Copy !req
472. We've got to keep these two apart.Copy !req
473. Ahh!Copy !req
474. Come on, Theodore!Copy !req
475. But my couscous!Copy !req
476. They're for my three boys.Copy !req
477. I want to get them something special
since they're stuck at home.Copy !req
478. Hey, that looks like my boys!Copy !req
479. Ohh!Copy !req
480. Unh!Copy !req
481. Unh!Copy !req
482. I could have sworn...Copy !req
483. No, it couldn't be.Copy !req
484. The boys wouldn't.Copy !req
485. Would they?Copy !req
486. - Huh? Oh, rats!Copy !req
487. Hello?Copy !req
488. Uh, hello, Miss Miller?Copy !req
489. Oh, David.Copy !req
490. I'm just calling
to see how everything is.Copy !req
491. Oh, everything is fine.Copy !req
492. As quiet as a mouse
around here.Copy !req
493. Alvin's behaving himself?Copy !req
494. He is? Well, that's good.Copy !req
495. Uh, could I talk to the boys?Copy !req
496. Well, I don't see why not.Copy !req
497. Uh, is Alvin available?Copy !req
498. Available for what?Copy !req
499. To talk.Copy !req
500. Well, how should I know?Copy !req
501. Look, Miss Miller, I just called
to see if everything was all right.Copy !req
502. Everything's fine, David.Copy !req
503. Well, give the boys my love.Copy !req
504. Why don't you
give them your love?Copy !req
505. Well, are they available?Copy !req
506. Available for what?Copy !req
507. Never mind.Copy !req
508. Uh, nice talking to you,
Miss Miller.Copy !req
509. You, too, David.Copy !req
510. And, David,
get some rest, will you?Copy !req
511. Oh, that poor man
is losing his marbles.Copy !req
512. You imbeciles.Copy !req
513. I ask you take candy from a baby,
and you fail me.Copy !req
514. I can see I need bigger,
tougher men to handle this job.Copy !req
515. Aah!Copy !req
516. Just a few more drop-offs,
and we're finished.Copy !req
517. There they are,
just as Jamal described them.Copy !req
518. Come on. Let us go.Copy !req
519. Well, this next drop-off in EgyptCopy !req
520. - should be a snap.Copy !req
521. Oh!Copy !req
522. Unh!Copy !req
523. Unh!Copy !req
524. " Unh!
" Unh!Copy !req
525. Oof!Copy !req
526. Whoa!Copy !req
527. Unh!Copy !req
528. This happens to be
my favorite dress, Jeanette.Copy !req
529. [all gasping 1Copy !req
530. Uh-Oh.Copy !req
531. If you don't put me down
immediately,Copy !req
532. I'm gonna get
very, very rough with you!Copy !req
533. I will rule the world.Copy !req
534. Sir.Copy !req
535. Oh, no, you won't.Copy !req
536. I will rule the world.Copy !req
537. We have the girls
and their dolls.Copy !req
538. Good.Copy !req
539. I mean it, Buster!Copy !req
540. Unh! Ow! Let me go!Copy !req
541. Unh!Copy !req
542. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
543. Contact Jamal.Copy !req
544. Tell him he can have the dolls,Copy !req
545. but I want the girls.Copy !req
546. But Jamal specifically ordered
the girls to be returned.Copy !req
547. I do not take orders from Jamal.Copy !req
548. I am doing him a favor.Copy !req
549. And as payment,
I keep the girls.Copy !req
550. Ugh! Dream on, Tiny Tim!Copy !req
551. Prepare for
the engagement ceremony!Copy !req
552. In 10 years, I will make her
one of my wives.Copy !req
553. One of your wives?Copy !req
554. Ohh!Copy !req
555. Excuse me, sir,Copy !req
556. but, uh, you wouldn't
want to marry Brittany.Copy !req
557. She's...
Well, she's very difficult.Copy !req
558. And she's not very tidy.Copy !req
559. And her cooking is atrocious.Copy !req
560. And she spends money
like a drunken sailor.Copy !req
561. And—and when she doesn't
get her way...Copy !req
562. That's enough, you guys!Copy !req
563. The ceremony will take place
promptly at dawn.Copy !req
564. [gasps 1 on!Copy !req
565. If you think I'm gonna marry
that pint-sized twerp, you're nuts!Copy !req
566. "Pint-sized twerp!"Copy !req
567. I love it! I love it!Copy !req
568. What is a twerp?Copy !req
569. You don't understand.Copy !req
570. I don't care
how important he is,Copy !req
571. how powerful he is,
how rich he is...Copy !req
572. Uh...Copy !req
573. By the way,
uh, how rich is he?Copy !req
574. An engagement present
from the sheik,Copy !req
575. all the way from the South Pole.Copy !req
576. Have a pleasant night.Copy !req
577. [ Claps 1Copy !req
578. Oh! A baby penguin!Copy !req
579. " Oh!Copy !req
580. How cute.Copy !req
581. Whatever happened
to diamonds and rubies?Copy !req
582. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
583. Ohh!Copy !req
584. It's okay, little fella.Copy !req
585. I'm not gonna hurt you.Copy !req
586. Oh, you miss
your mama and papa, huh?Copy !req
587. [crying 1Copy !req
588. The poor little thing is homesick.Copy !req
589. I'm not exactly thrilled
to be here myself, Jeanette.Copy !req
590. We've got to find our dolls
and get out of here.Copy !req
591. You two go ahead.Copy !req
592. I'll be right back.Copy !req
593. Oh!Copy !req
594. Unh!Copy !req
595. Why don't you just announceCopy !req
596. we're making our escape,
Jeanefie?Copy !req
597. - Oh!Copy !req
598. Oh, no!Copy !req
599. How do we get our dolls?Copy !req
600. Uh, we don't.Copy !req
601. Wait a minute.Copy !req
602. You've heard
of snake charmers, right?Copy !req
603. Well, let's charm them.Copy !req
604. Unh!Copy !req
605. I' Acme I'Copy !req
606. Unh!Copy !req
607. I' Acme I'Copy !req
608. I' Acme I'Copy !req
609. I' Acme I'Copy !req
610. I' Acme I'Copy !req
611. I' Acme I'Copy !req
612. I' Acme I'Copy !req
613. What's in the ice chest, Eleanor?Copy !req
614. Oh, uh, just
some cold drinks and sandwiches.Copy !req
615. Oh, Ellie, how can you think of foodCopy !req
616. at a time like this?Copy !req
617. Okay.
Let's get a good night's sleep,Copy !req
618. so we can get
an early start in the morning.Copy !req
619. I don't think we should have
taken this shortcut.Copy !req
620. It-it's too dangerous!Copy !req
621. Relax, Theodore.Copy !req
622. This isn't the arcade game.Copy !req
623. Huh?Copy !req
624. Aah!Copy !req
625. Phew!Copy !req
626. - Did you hear something?Copy !req
627. Nope.Copy !req
628. But something's out there.Copy !req
629. He's still afraid
of the boogeyman.Copy !req
630. Don't worry, Theodore.Copy !req
631. Alvin and I are right here.Copy !req
632. Just try to go to sleep.Copy !req
633. Okay.Copy !req
634. ,Copy !req
635. Well, Theodore,
did the boogeyman get you?Copy !req
636. Theodore?Copy !req
637. He's gone!Copy !req
638. Hey, what's that?Copy !req
639. Uh-oh.Copy !req
640. The footprints lead into that village.Copy !req
641. Theodore?Copy !req
642. Theodore.Copy !req
643. Theodore?Copy !req
644. Theodore.Copy !req
645. I yells 1 Theo—Copy !req
646. Heh heh heh.
Hi, guys.Copy !req
647. Watch the old maestro at work.Copy !req
648. A little negotiating,
and we're outta here.Copy !req
649. We make you heap good offer.Copy !req
650. See pretty clothes?Copy !req
651. Ohh!Copy !req
652. Nice shoesies.Copy !req
653. Ohh!Copy !req
654. Make 'um plenty good music.Copy !req
655. Ohh!Copy !req
656. You take 'um all this wampum,Copy !req
657. and we take 'um little butterball
you stealum from us last night.Copy !req
658. How 'bout it?Copy !req
659. Brilliant negotiating, Alvin.Copy !req
660. I hate to think
what's happened to Theodore.Copy !req
661. Yeah. Who knows what they've done
to the poor little guy?Copy !req
662. Ohh!Copy !req
663. Theodore!Copy !req
664. Alvin! Simon!Copy !req
665. What's going on?Copy !req
666. Uh, if I'm translating correctly,Copy !req
667. I-I think they said Theodore
is their long lost Prince of Plenty.Copy !req
668. Prince of Plenty?
Now you're talking!Copy !req
669. And the only way for us to live
is to be his slave.Copy !req
670. Slave? Forget it!Copy !req
671. Where to, your Royalness?Copy !req
672. Jeanette, could you
pass me something to eat?Copy !req
673. Don't do it, Jeanette!Copy !req
674. When it comes to food,
Eleanor, you're awful selfish!Copy !req
675. [Squeaking 1 Hello!Copy !req
676. A Penguin?Copy !req
677. You were going to eat
this penguin?Copy !req
678. Don't be ridiculous, Brittany!Copy !req
679. We've gotta get this little guy
back to Antarctica.Copy !req
680. He'll die if we don't.Copy !req
681. And how do you propose
we do that, Eleanor,Copy !req
682. Federal Express?Copy !req
683. No. I thought we could take him.Copy !req
684. And lose the race?Copy !req
685. Jeanette, will you please talk
some sense into your sister?Copy !req
686. She's right, Brittany.Copy !req
687. You're both crazy!Copy !req
688. I'm sorry,
but we're talking about $100,000,Copy !req
689. and... uh, well, uh...Copy !req
690. He doesn't look
very good, Eleanor.Copy !req
691. I told you.Copy !req
692. Well, how do we get to Antarctica?Copy !req
693. Just one little bite
for Auntie Eleanor.Copy !req
694. He's getting worse.Copy !req
695. What can we do?Copy !req
696. He needs his mama, Brittany.Copy !req
697. She'll know what to do.Copy !req
698. We'd better call Miss Furschtien.Copy !req
699. Hello?Copy !req
700. Ma'am, we've located the girls.Copy !req
701. They've strayed nearly
a thousand miles off course.Copy !req
702. What?Copy !req
703. They must have
discovered the jewelsCopy !req
704. and decided to make
a break for it.Copy !req
705. Well, ma'am, we tried to stop them.Copy !req
706. They were very, very slippery.Copy !req
707. I don't want your excuses!Copy !req
708. I want those dolls!Copy !req
709. And don't come back
without them!Copy !req
710. There's the balloon.Copy !req
711. Let's go.Copy !req
712. Mmm!Copy !req
713. Bye-bye!Copy !req
714. Thank you!Copy !req
715. Ahh!Copy !req
716. Unh!Copy !req
717. Mmm! Give us back our dolls,
you creeps!Copy !req
718. Unh!Copy !req
719. HENCHMANI Move!Copy !req
720. Ahh!Copy !req
721. Ooh!Copy !req
722. Aah!Copy !req
723. Thanks again!Copy !req
724. Bye!Copy !req
725. How we going
to explain this to Claudia?Copy !req
726. Hey, you can tell her.Copy !req
727. Listen, every time we get
into some kind of a problem,Copy !req
728. you're always trying
to weasel out of it!Copy !req
729. I don't get it.Copy !req
730. Why are people
willing to kill for these dolls?Copy !req
731. Because they're so cute.Copy !req
732. Look at this sweet little face.Copy !req
733. Wait a minute.Copy !req
734. [ Gasps 1
Look at this!Copy !req
735. Diamonds!Copy !req
736. Open a Chipmunk doll.Copy !req
737. There must be thousands of dollars
in each of these!Copy !req
738. I don't believe it.Copy !req
739. This whole race was just to get us
to deliver these diamonds.Copy !req
740. [ Gasps 1
And if we're in danger,Copy !req
741. the boys must be in danger, too!Copy !req
742. We've got to find them!Copy !req
743. 3:00 in the morning,Copy !req
744. and Prince Theodore
has a craving for mushrooms!Copy !req
745. I hope he chokes on them!Copy !req
746. Alvin!Copy !req
747. Well, I've had it!Copy !req
748. Hey, Alvin, look over here.Copy !req
749. What is it, Simon?Copy !req
750. It's ancient writing that says,Copy !req
751. "Sacrifice the full moon
on the Prince of Plenty."Copy !req
752. That doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
753. Oh.Copy !req
754. How silly of me.Copy !req
755. It's "eyes" before "eat"
except after "teeth."Copy !req
756. I got it reversed.Copy !req
757. It says, "Sacrifice the Prince of Plenty
on the full moon."Copy !req
758. Oh, no!Copy !req
759. They're going to sacrifice
Theodore tonight!Copy !req
760. Over my dead body!Copy !req
761. You mean, over our dead bodies.Copy !req
762. Are there, uh, any, uh,Copy !req
763. Favorite songsCopy !req
764. You'd like to hear
before we go?Copy !req
765. Hmm!Copy !req
766. Woory Burry!Copy !req
767. "Woory?Copy !req
768. Do you think he means
Woo/y Bully?Copy !req
769. Well...Copy !req
770. It's worth a try.Copy !req
771. Uno, dos!Copy !req
772. One, two, tres, cuatro!Copy !req
773. Yeah, Woory Burry!Copy !req
774. Watch it now! They'll get you!Copy !req
775. Here it comes, here it comes!Copy !req
776. I love it! Get down, mama!Copy !req
777. Watch it now!Copy !req
778. ' Raw.
♪ Raw.!Copy !req
779. Get down, get runky! Ha ha!Copy !req
780. Yeah!Copy !req
781. Whoa!Copy !req
782. Aah! Whoo!Copy !req
783. Aah!Copy !req
784. Whoa!Copy !req
785. That's right!Copy !req
786. Watch it now, watch it!Copy !req
787. Watch it, watch it!Copy !req
788. Aah!Copy !req
789. Hey, what's all that ruckus?Copy !req
790. It looks like a big celebration.Copy !req
791. They've got a bonfireCopy !req
792. and a chubby little butterball
tied to a stake.Copy !req
793. [ Gasps 1
It's Theodore!Copy !req
794. They've got the Chipmunks!Copy !req
795. Come on!Copy !req
796. Aah!Copy !req
797. Watch it now, watch it!
- Aah!Copy !req
798. Here it comes!Copy !req
799. You've got it, you've got it!Copy !req
800. Aah! Whoa!Copy !req
801. [tribesmen shoutingCopy !req
802. Hey, shouldn't I thank them?Copy !req
803. They were very sweet to me.Copy !req
804. Send them a postcard, Theodore.Copy !req
805. Two days,
and I haven't heard from anyone!Copy !req
806. Those incompetent fools!Copy !req
807. Where could they be?Copy !req
808. - I'll find them if it's the last thing I do.Copy !req
809. And when I get my hands
on those—Copy !req
810. Unh!Copy !req
811. Oh, my head.Copy !req
812. Claudia, it's 5:00 in the morning.Copy !req
813. What's going on?Copy !req
814. Oh, nothing, Klaus.Copy !req
815. Sophie just knocked
over the vase.Copy !req
816. Huh?Copy !req
817. Hmm!Copy !req
818. Why, you little mutt.Copy !req
819. That was a priceless antique.Copy !req
820. Klaus, heel!Copy !req
821. Really, Klaus, you're such a bully.Copy !req
822. Go back to bed.Copy !req
823. What?Copy !req
824. Any word yet?Copy !req
825. Yes. Our men have spotted them.Copy !req
826. They should be landing
at the airport shortly.Copy !req
827. I'll meet you there, Inspector.Copy !req
828. We'll take you to the airport, Mario.Copy !req
829. Are we there yet?Copy !req
830. Theodore, if you ask one—Copy !req
831. Wait a minute!Copy !req
832. We're home!Copy !req
833. Please fasten your seatbelts.Copy !req
834. There they are!Copy !req
835. Whoa!Copy !req
836. Whoa!Copy !req
837. Children!Copy !req
838. - Children!Copy !req
839. Oh, how good to
see you, darlings!Copy !req
840. Don't "children" us!Copy !req
841. Yeah. We know
all about the diamonds.Copy !req
842. Now, don't try anything stupid.Copy !req
843. Just hand over the dolls.Copy !req
844. Come on!Copy !req
845. Come on, this way.Copy !req
846. Come back here!Copy !req
847. Whoa!Copy !req
848. After them!Copy !req
849. It's too late, Claudia.Copy !req
850. They'll make a scene
in front of all these people.Copy !req
851. Then we'll tell them
we have the babysitter.Copy !req
852. What was her name?Copy !req
853. Miss, uh...Copy !req
854. Miss Miller.Copy !req
855. Oh, Wait!Copy !req
856. I have a message
from Miss Miller!Copy !req
857. Huh?Copy !req
858. Hand over the dolls
and do as we sayCopy !req
859. if you ever want to see
your babysitter again.Copy !req
860. - Hmm.
- Alvin!Copy !req
861. Of course you know Sophie.Copy !req
862. But I don't believe
you've met Mario.Copy !req
863. He has a tendency
to talk too much.Copy !req
864. Get in.Copy !req
865. Hey! My cap!Copy !req
866. P.A.: ... loading and unloading
of passengers only. No—Copy !req
867. Hey, this cap looks like Alvin's.Copy !req
868. Dave!
- Huh?Copy !req
869. Help!Copy !req
870. Somebody, help!Copy !req
871. My son's in trouble!Copy !req
872. Inspector Jamal.Copy !req
873. Let's go.Copy !req
874. - Now, let's see.Copy !req
875. - David is arriving at European Airlines.Copy !req
876. Oh, oh, there it is!Copy !req
877. In a few minutes,Copy !req
878. we'll be on our private jet
to Costa Rica.Copy !req
879. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
880. Here's to me.Copy !req
881. Oh, good heavens!Copy !req
882. You should have been
wearing your seatbelts.Copy !req
883. Huh?Copy !req
884. Oh, my car!Copy !req
885. I hope you have insurance, buster!Copy !req
886. Huh?Copy !req
887. Never in all my life have I seen
such reckless driving!Copy !req
888. Miss Miller?Copy !req
889. [ Gasps 1 Boys?Copy !req
890. Kids!Copy !req
891. Dave!Copy !req
892. Dave!Copy !req
893. Boy, it's good
to see you, Dave, I—I think.Copy !req
894. Well, if it isn't my old friends,
Klaus and Claudia.Copy !req
895. Here's to you, Claudia.Copy !req
896. [ Click 1Copy !req
897. If so much as one hair
is out of place on my Sophie,Copy !req
898. you'll live to regret it!Copy !req
899. I can understand
this deception from Alvin,Copy !req
900. but not you, Theodore.Copy !req
901. I'm sorry, Miss Miller.Copy !req
902. Thanks for all your help,
Inspector.Copy !req
903. Thank you.Copy !req
904. Hey, what about
my 100,000 bucks?Copy !req
905. Your 100,000?
We won the race.Copy !req
906. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
907. Yeah!Copy !req
908. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
909. All right, you two.
We've got a lot of talking to do.Copy !req
910. Yes, Dave.Copy !req
911. [crying 1Copy !req
912. Maybe you should let
Dave drive, Miss Miller.Copy !req
913. I wouldn't think of it.Copy !req
914. - Besides, driving relaxes me.Copy !req
915. Get in, David.Copy !req
916. But, Dave,
they promised us $100,000.Copy !req
917. Not now, Alvin.Copy !req
918. But they've got
$5 million in diamonds!Copy !req
919. Don't we get anything?Copy !req
920. Alvin!Copy !req
921. But we just cracked
a huge smuggling ring!Copy !req
922. Shut up, Alvin!Copy !req
923. Okay, okay, we'll give you half.Copy !req
924. Alvin!Copy !req