1. Christian speaking.Copy !req
2. Hi. I'm here now. I landed this morning.Copy !req
3. What?Copy !req
4. I shaved at the airport if you must know.Copy !req
5. I shaved at the airport if you must know!Copy !req
6. I'm fine.Copy !req
7. Right now, I'm looking at the fields,
at the land of my father.Copy !req
8. It's beautiful.Copy !req
9. It makes me want to move back for good,
but that would be problematic.Copy !req
10. I'll make it.Copy !req
11. Yes, I suppose it will be a shock.Copy !req
12. What?Copy !req
13. You're dropping out — Okay. Bye.Copy !req
14. What the hell? That's my brother.Copy !req
15. Why the hell didn't you say something?Copy !req
16. As if I saw him! I mean —Copy !req
17. I have to do everything myself.Copy !req
18. Hell, Christian! What's this?Copy !req
19. Hey, man.Copy !req
20. See him, Kasper?
He's walked all the way from Paris.Copy !req
21. Only from the station.Copy !req
22. - Christian.
- Wow, man!Copy !req
23. Hi.Copy !req
24. Giddyap! I'll fuck you, damn it!Copy !req
25. - Fucking hell!
- You're very merry.Copy !req
26. It's been fucking ages. It fucking has.Copy !req
27. How are you?Copy !req
28. I'll give you a lift. Hop out, kids!Copy !req
29. - I'm giving Christian a lift.
- There's plenty of room for us all.Copy !req
30. Get out, Kasper! Come on, Mette.Copy !req
31. - He can walk.
- Yeah, yeah. Get out. Come on.Copy !req
32. - Sit in the front.
- I can walk.Copy !req
33. - No, I want a chat.
- You want us to walk all the way?Copy !req
34. - What's up, man?
- What the hell? Walk all the way?Copy !req
35. He's my brother, for fuck's sake.
Give me a break, will you?Copy !req
36. Oh, shut up!Copy !req
37. Chill out!Copy !req
38. - Has Dad arrived?
- Not yet.Copy !req
39. - Hello. What's your name?
- Lars.Copy !req
40. Lars. Okay, Mads. Listen.Copy !req
41. I have a little problem with new staff.
So now you know.Copy !req
42. - Hello.
- Hello.Copy !req
43. Who do you think we are?Copy !req
44. This is Christian, my brother.Copy !req
45. He has two restaurants in Paris.Copy !req
46. And I've got a cafeteria
in the docklands.Copy !req
47. Okay.Copy !req
48. We grew up here, so we know
how to handle customers and stuff.Copy !req
49. If you're a really good receptionist,
you keep a bit of an eye out.Copy !req
50. You give us rooms 9 and 19,
and we won't complain to the old man.Copy !req
51. I'm afraid you're not on the list.Copy !req
52. What?Copy !req
53. Look again. "Michael Klingenfeldt-Hansen."Copy !req
54. Your father has told me
that Michael is not invited.Copy !req
55. Okay, watch me.Copy !req
56. - Okay, Mads, listen up.
- It's "Lars."Copy !req
57. Yes. Lars.Copy !req
58. It went a bit amok last year.Copy !req
59. I got a bit drunk.
When I drink, things go a bit crazy.Copy !req
60. A couple of schnapps over the top
and I freak.Copy !req
61. Hey, but we'll figure this out.
I've brought the wife and kids.Copy !req
62. Michelle has come, too, so...Copy !req
63. I wouldn't know.Copy !req
64. - Is there a room or not?
- There is not.Copy !req
65. - Let me talk to my father. Now!
- He's out hunting.Copy !req
66. Sort it out yourself then!
That's your job, right?Copy !req
67. Lars, just find a room. I'll talk to Dad.Copy !req
68. Okay, listen.Copy !req
69. Just give us one of the small rooms.Copy !req
70. They're never used. Number 3 and 1.Copy !req
71. Give us those. That'll be fine.Copy !req
72. - Don't you want a key?
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
73. - I must be on the list.
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
74. Has our sister arrived?Copy !req
75. Do get a move on.
It's Daddy's birthday, his 60th.Copy !req
76. All the people up ahead are my family.
I have to be there to welcome them.Copy !req
77. - Nadim, wasn't it?
- Nadim, yes.Copy !req
78. Okay, Nadim. If you go a bit faster,
I'll give you my phone number.Copy !req
79. - Hi, honey!
- Hi.Copy !req
80. Hi! They're nearly here.Copy !req
81. You haven't been drinking, right?Copy !req
82. Not today.Copy !req
83. - Wasn't it a fantastic funeral?
- Yes.Copy !req
84. - I'm ready.
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
85. What did I do now?Copy !req
86. You missed your sister's funeral,
but you're coming to Dad's birthday?Copy !req
87. Don't poke your nose into what I do.
And you arrived late.Copy !req
88. I'm poking it into what you don't do.Copy !req
89. You don't go to her funeral.
You don't phone me on my birthday.Copy !req
90. You don't pay back the money you owe.
You only care about yourself.Copy !req
91. Now she's starting too. I've had it.
I'm going home. Okay, Christian?Copy !req
92. - Great idea. Have a nice day.
- Want my bike?Copy !req
93. I don't want to listen to her bullshit.Copy !req
94. Be quiet. This is old hat.Copy !req
95. - Yes, be quiet.
- Spoken just like Christian.Copy !req
96. Stop that!Copy !req
97. - Michael...
- Come on.Copy !req
98. - Be quiet.
- Yes, be quiet.Copy !req
99. He doesn't understand me.
Say it like Christian. You're so clever.Copy !req
100. Stop it! Be quiet!Copy !req
101. Be quiet. Stop now!Copy !req
102. Honk the horn again so they can hear it.Copy !req
103. That's the wife of one of the sons.Copy !req
104. That's Mette walking.Copy !req
105. And Huey, Dewey and Louie.Copy !req
106. - Hi! See you in a bit!
- How are you?Copy !req
107. You tell the kids to shut up.
Quiet, kids! We're here.Copy !req
108. Behave yourselves.Copy !req
109. Don't do that. I'm your sister.Copy !req
110. Hi!Copy !req
111. A good thing
it's only once every ten years.Copy !req
112. - Hi!
- But it's nice after all.Copy !req
113. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
114. Granddad. Welcome.Copy !req
115. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
116. Welcome.Copy !req
117. - Hello, my dear.
- Hello there.Copy !req
118. - Thanks for a lovely funeral.
- Thank you.Copy !req
119. Great to see you again.Copy !req
120. - Wasn't it hot?
- Yes.Copy !req
121. Hi, and thanks again. That was nice.
It was a hot trip.Copy !req
122. Yes, it was.Copy !req
123. I'll go and unpack. See you later.Copy !req
124. - Welcome.
- Hi.Copy !req
125. - It's so beautiful here.
- Beautiful place, right?Copy !req
126. Hi, Dad.Copy !req
127. Your father asked me to be toastmaster
this evening, okay?Copy !req
128. - Welcome.
- Do you know Lise?Copy !req
129. Welcome. Welcome.Copy !req
130. - How are you, my boy?
- It's so sad. The weather.Copy !req
131. - Not sure I can take it.
- Go in and have a beer.Copy !req
132. - Hi there. You haven't changed.
- Thanks.Copy !req
133. Not one bit!Copy !req
134. - Welcome.
- Thank you.Copy !req
135. Welcome. Go on into the hall.Copy !req
136. - You'll meet Helge.
- Splendid.Copy !req
137. Hello there.Copy !req
138. Christian, darling!Copy !req
139. - How lovely you could make it after all!
- Hi, Mom.Copy !req
140. - You look great.
- Oh, stop it.Copy !req
141. Excuse me. All guests are here.Copy !req
142. Okay. Go and see your father.
He's waiting for you.Copy !req
143. Remember to say happy birthday.Copy !req
144. - Hi, Dad. Happy birthday!
- Thank you, my boy.Copy !req
145. - They're all waiting.
- Sit down a moment.Copy !req
146. - I've something important to tell you.
- They are ready.Copy !req
147. Sit down.Copy !req
148. Come on, sit down.Copy !req
149. - Join me in a cognac?
- No, thanks.Copy !req
150. Well... it's important.
I've been thinking about this for days.Copy !req
151. Listen.Copy !req
152. Two hookers are sitting in a railway car.Copy !req
153. Don't laugh at your old dad!
On his birthday too!Copy !req
154. How dare you?Copy !req
155. I'll have to tell your mother.
I'll have to.Copy !req
156. - We're waiting for you.
- The boy is laughing in my face.Copy !req
157. Christian, you mustn't do that.Copy !req
158. - Let's tell jokes and let them wait.
- Yeah.Copy !req
159. Let them wait.
I want a chat with my eldest son.Copy !req
160. Right. How are things?Copy !req
161. Fine. We're moving to Lyon
at the moment, and —Copy !req
162. I can read the papers, my boy.
You're doing well. I must say.Copy !req
163. How about that girlfriend
who is always phoning?Copy !req
164. Can't you have a few kids
and move back home?Copy !req
165. No. She's having someone else's kid.
She's just a friend.Copy !req
166. Then find another girl and move back here.Copy !req
167. I'm getting older,
and I want my family around me.Copy !req
168. - Then there's your mother.
- What about her?Copy !req
169. She's getting tired of my jokes.Copy !req
170. I see why.Copy !req
171. What do you mean you see why?
What's wrong with my jokes?Copy !req
172. There's no respect anymore.Copy !req
173. Tell me how you are.
Got a girl? Oh, I've already asked.Copy !req
174. - Come on!
- We're coming.Copy !req
175. Come on then, my boy. Just one thing...Copy !req
176. Christian, will you say a couple of words
about your sister this evening?Copy !req
177. I can't do it. I'd just blubber.Copy !req
178. Sure. I've already written something.Copy !req
179. You have? Well done, my boy.Copy !req
180. - Michael has come.
- Michael?Copy !req
181. I suppose I'll have to talk to him.Copy !req
182. how they will react.Copy !req
183. Your guests are ready.Copy !req
184. - Michelle, are you married?
- No.Copy !req
185. - You'd better ask someone else.
- I think so too.Copy !req
186. Oh, yes, That was my other son.
I'll have a word with him.Copy !req
187. Today, it's Helge's birthdayCopy !req
188. Hurrah, hurrah, hurrahCopy !req
189. He'll get lots of presents
He's been wishing for all yearCopy !req
190. With lovely chocolate and cakesCopy !req
191. Hurrah, hurrah, hurrahCopy !req
192. - Hi, Christian.
- Hi.Copy !req
193. Which room are you in?Copy !req
194. What? Seventeen. Why?Copy !req
195. I need to borrow your bathroom.
I mean, may I borrow your bathtub?Copy !req
196. Congratulations, Helge!Copy !req
197. Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah!Copy !req
198. And the sound of the sea.Copy !req
199. Bravo!Copy !req
200. I'll put them down here.Copy !req
201. - No, it's a secret.
- A secret?Copy !req
202. Yes.Copy !req
203. - I hope you've been out today.
- As usual.Copy !req
204. Are you listening?Copy !req
205. Good.Copy !req
206. It was the third time we were going
to move to Copenhagen, right?Copy !req
207. But Bettina H. moved in with him instead.Copy !req
208. - Bettina H.?
- Yes.Copy !req
209. Anyway, I'm still here, right?
We went to the park yesterday.Copy !req
210. I've been given the room
where my sister died.Copy !req
211. Well, it's better than giving it
to Christian. They were twins.Copy !req
212. It's one thing
not wanting to talk about it,Copy !req
213. but covering it all up is just silly.Copy !req
214. Look. It's spooky.Copy !req
215. Yes, I can see that.Copy !req
216. Really ghostlike.Copy !req
217. I don't think she'd like it either,
if you get me.Copy !req
218. Can we remove the covers?
Move the furniture a bit?Copy !req
219. Then I'll stay with her.
I don't mind at all.Copy !req
220. Certainly. Perfect.Copy !req
221. Okay.Copy !req
222. This was where it happened — the bathroom.Copy !req
223. Maybe I should have another room.Copy !req
224. Yes. Would you rather?Copy !req
225. It's just that...Copy !req
226. I'm getting really bad vibes.Copy !req
227. Did you hear that?Copy !req
228. She's in the bathroom.Copy !req
229. No, she's... deadCopy !req
230. We'll just have a look.Copy !req
231. - No, I think we should go.
- No, I'll have a look.Copy !req
232. Hey, Mette, I can't find them. Come here.Copy !req
233. - Have you checked the suitcases?
- Come on.Copy !req
234. - I can't find those shoes. Help me.
- They should be in a suitcase.Copy !req
235. I've looked in that one.Copy !req
236. Keep your shirt on. We'll find them.Copy !req
237. I can't go to dinner in brown shoes.
Dad will go nuts.Copy !req
238. I know, Michael. They must be somewhere.Copy !req
239. I've looked everywhere.Copy !req
240. I think I left them behind.Copy !req
241. You didn't say that. Get it?Copy !req
242. Go home and fetch them.
You've got two hours.Copy !req
243. Go. Take the car and get the shoes.
Got it?Copy !req
244. Fucking stop it, Michael.Copy !req
245. You fucking have to!
I can't see my dad in socks!Copy !req
246. You expect me to go home now? Stop it.
What would your mom and dad say?Copy !req
247. I don't fucking care what you think.
I can't go to the dinner in these shoes.Copy !req
248. Are you insane?Copy !req
249. You could just pack your own stuff.Copy !req
250. I've packed for you, me and the kids,Copy !req
251. and you want everything to be just so.Copy !req
252. If you are so unhappy, pack your own crap!Copy !req
253. I've got fucking news for you!Copy !req
254. You're the one who does the packing!Copy !req
255. - Every single time, you lose my shoes!
- Stop, damn it!Copy !req
256. So figure it out, damn it!Copy !req
257. - You made us visit your fucking family!
- I don't give a shit!Copy !req
258. - Listen to me when I talk to you!
- Shut up!Copy !req
259. And then I spent a while at a cake shop.Copy !req
260. Actually, I'm doing the dessert tonight.Copy !req
261. What does it mean, an upward arrow?
Up, up, up?Copy !req
262. Please go and lie in the tub,
so you can see if there is anything.Copy !req
263. The tub? You want me to lie in the tub?Copy !req
264. Yeah.Copy !req
265. Sure.Copy !req
266. I'll take off my shoes.Copy !req
267. Shall I lie down?Copy !req
268. See if you can see anything.
Search for a sign or an arrow.Copy !req
269. A wave or a fish or a bird.
Kind of like "You're getting warmer."Copy !req
270. - It just won't do.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
271. - I'd just ironed this.
- I lost my temper. Sorry.Copy !req
272. Shall we... lie down for five minutes?Copy !req
273. Aren't you going to the party?Copy !req
274. We'll have to lie down
for five minutes, right?Copy !req
275. There's a fish.
It means flat, which means down.Copy !req
276. I'm not sure I understand this game.Copy !req
277. No.Copy !req
278. How strange.Copy !req
279. We always played it.
"You're getting warmer."Copy !req
280. Come on. Get down. Get down.Copy !req
281. Check next to the other leg.Copy !req
282. How sweet of her to have done this.Copy !req
283. I can hardly bear it.Copy !req
284. I'm practically
the only one still stuck here.Copy !req
285. The rest of you
go gadding off to Paris and all.Copy !req
286. You can't sit here crying.Copy !req
287. I'm sorry.Copy !req
288. Have one of these.Copy !req
289. Thanks. Just say if you want me to go.Copy !req
290. - Didn't you want a bath?
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
291. - An arrow again.
- Okay.Copy !req
292. And an arrow again.Copy !req
293. Will you...Copy !req
294. Up!Copy !req
295. - Will I what?
- Undo me.Copy !req
296. I've still got a nice ass.
Is a bath all it's going to get?Copy !req
297. Up there. Look.Copy !req
298. - On the other side.
- Where?Copy !req
299. Next to where the lamp is attached.Copy !req
300. "Dear whoever finds this letter,
You are probably..."Copy !req
301. Boo!Copy !req
302. Fucking hell!Copy !req
303. It doesn't say anything.Copy !req
304. Mette, damn it!Copy !req
305. What happened? Oh, shit.Copy !req
306. - Did you put all this soap here?
- No.Copy !req
307. How irritating!Copy !req
308. - Damn it, Michael...
- For fuck's sake!Copy !req
309. Why did you leave the soap here?Copy !req
310. You're the one who used it, man.Copy !req
311. - Fucking hell.
- Did you hurt yourself?Copy !req
312. I certainly fucking did.Copy !req
313. There've always been ghosts in this house.Copy !req
314. It doesn't say anything.Copy !req
315. I'll happily stay here.Copy !req
316. - Thanks for your help.
- Yeah.Copy !req
317. - You really took fright?
- Not at all.Copy !req
318. A bit? I'm sorry. Thanks for your help.Copy !req
319. Yeah.Copy !req
320. Why the hell did you leave the soap there?Copy !req
321. I didn't put the soap there. You did.Copy !req
322. - I didn't.
- You're the one who used it.Copy !req
323. - Where are my pants?
- I don't know. Over there?Copy !req
324. You should take care of your things.Copy !req
325. I'm not your babysitter.Copy !req
326. - Shut up, man.
- Oh, for God's sake!Copy !req
327. Stop it now.Copy !req
328. The fucking thing's fallen down now, man.Copy !req
329. - You'd better put it up again.
- Forget it, man.Copy !req
330. It's weird. You were always the wild one,
getting into fights.Copy !req
331. Now it's your brother.Copy !req
332. You can't even be bothered
to look at a pretty girl anymore.Copy !req
333. Maybe it's because
you think I'm too skinny.Copy !req
334. Christian?Copy !req
335. Christian?Copy !req
336. It can go in here. They mustn't find it.Copy !req
337. Okay. There.Copy !req
338. Where are you, lovely Christian?Copy !req
339. Okay.Copy !req
340. It's six o'clock! Time to get up!Copy !req
341. Cards, please.
Tickets please, or other proof of travel!Copy !req
342. Up, up!Copy !req
343. My trousers!Copy !req
344. - Hi, Grandpa!
- Hi, Dad.Copy !req
345. I want to see you in the drawing room
in five minutes.Copy !req
346. Fucking hell. I'll never make it.Copy !req
347. Hi, Bent.Copy !req
348. I got this.Copy !req
349. Hi, Poul.Copy !req
350. How's tricks, you old honker?Copy !req
351. Hi.Copy !req
352. Hi, Dad.Copy !req
353. Hello, my boy. Another time.
We're going in now.Copy !req
354. The thing is...Copy !req
355. I've been asked to inquire
about your interest in the lodge.Copy !req
356. Yeah?Copy !req
357. I don't see you
as one of the brethren, I must say.Copy !req
358. But Christian has told Preben
you're doing well.Copy !req
359. And as Christian is not interested,Copy !req
360. you may expect to be invited
to join the Freemasons.Copy !req
361. - Strike while the iron is hot.
- Yes?Copy !req
362. He could make something of himself.Copy !req
363. We have to help you get on.Copy !req
364. But behave like a normal
human being tonight, all right?Copy !req
365. Keep your fingers off—
What's her name, Michelle. Okay?Copy !req
366. I'd like you to hover about tonight
and keep things running smoothly.Copy !req
367. Can you manage that?Copy !req
368. Hey, give him a drink. Look lively.
Get your act together, okay?Copy !req
369. Got a drink?Copy !req
370. Hey. I need a drink.Copy !req
371. Hi, Michael.Copy !req
372. You got a drink? Good.Copy !req
373. We need to talk.Copy !req
374. I don't have time.Copy !req
375. Hi.Copy !req
376. You do remember something, don't you?Copy !req
377. - Oh, yes, certainly.
- Very good.Copy !req
378. Oh, yes.Copy !req
379. I was thinking of saying
a word or two this evening.Copy !req
380. I thought so.Copy !req
381. It won't be anything for little girls.Copy !req
382. No. I bet it won't.Copy !req
383. You fell asleep.Copy !req
384. Yes.Copy !req
385. Aren't you sleeping properly?Copy !req
386. Only with you.Copy !req
387. Yes.Copy !req
388. It is a great honor for me
to be toastmaster this evening.Copy !req
389. The Klingenfeldt-Hansen family has
invited us to yet another lavish party.Copy !req
390. My name is Helmuth von Sachs.
For those of you who don't know me —Copy !req
391. Yes. I'm from Germany.
Cologne, Ruhr, "The Steelworks."Copy !req
392. And Helge is made of steel too.Copy !req
393. Helge, my friend, my Danish father,
over to you.Copy !req
394. Well...Copy !req
395. Looking at you all reminds me so clearlyCopy !req
396. of the years gone by,
and of all that has happened to us.Copy !req
397. Turning 60 is nothing unique.Copy !req
398. To me, it seems like yesterdayCopy !req
399. that the final negotiations
fell into placeCopy !req
400. for the takeover of this unique place.Copy !req
401. Yet it was right back
in the summer of 1971Copy !req
402. when my little family walked up the steps...Copy !req
403. my dear wife,Copy !req
404. Helene, Michael and the twins...Copy !req
405. and the twins...Copy !req
406. ready to move into these lovely buildings.Copy !req
407. We were so —Copy !req
408. We were so full of expectations.Copy !req
409. I'll stop here.Copy !req
410. I'll stop here and hope that we will have
a lovely party together.Copy !req
411. Let's eat!Copy !req
412. - Yes!
- Bravo!Copy !req
413. First course. Ready...Copy !req
414. Go!Copy !req
415. Good job.Copy !req
416. - Wasn't it a lovely trip?
- No. It was very hot in the car.Copy !req
417. You have air-conditioning, Bent.Copy !req
418. Yes, but it dries out your mouth.Copy !req
419. - That's not pleasant.
- Yeah, that's...Copy !req
420. - And you brought the kids and all.
- Yes...Copy !req
421. Give me a lemonade.Copy !req
422. Yeah.Copy !req
423. I'm all wet.Copy !req
424. - Probably because she spilled something.
- That's too bad.Copy !req
425. I don't know.Copy !req
426. What's your name, my girl?Copy !req
427. - My name is Mette.
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
428. - M-E-T-T-E. Mette.
- That's right, yes.Copy !req
429. I said it's lobster soup.Copy !req
430. - No, it's...
- Lovely!Copy !req
431. it's salmon soup.Copy !req
432. Salmon?Copy !req
433. I think it tastes more like lobster.Copy !req
434. But it's delicious, the soup.Copy !req
435. Yes. Tomato soup.Copy !req
436. No, it isn't tomato soup.
It's lobster soup.Copy !req
437. - Yes.
- Yes, lobster soup. Cheers!Copy !req
438. Eldest son makes speech.Copy !req
439. Morten.Copy !req
440. It is almost seven o'clock,Copy !req
441. and I should like
to propose the first toast.Copy !req
442. After all, it's my duty as the eldest son.
Correct, Helmuth?Copy !req
443. Yes.Copy !req
444. But first, a speech.Copy !req
445. I've written two, Father.Copy !req
446. One is green. The other is yellow.
You choose.Copy !req
447. One is green. The other is yellow.Copy !req
448. I'll take the green.Copy !req
449. The green is an interesting choice.Copy !req
450. It's a kind of "home truths" speech.
I call it "Dad's Bath."Copy !req
451. I was very young when we moved here.Copy !req
452. Times changed completely for us.Copy !req
453. We had all the space we wantedCopy !req
454. and all the trouble
we could cause in all that space.Copy !req
455. In those days, this room was a restaurant.Copy !req
456. I can't count the times
my sister Linda — who is now dead —Copy !req
457. and I... played in here.Copy !req
458. And she would put things in people's food
without their noticing.Copy !req
459. And we would hide.
Then she would begin to laugh.Copy !req
460. She had the most infectious laugh
you can imagine.Copy !req
461. In no time at all,
we'd both be howling with laughter.Copy !req
462. And, of course, we got caught.Copy !req
463. But nothing ever happened to us.Copy !req
464. It was much more dangerous
when Dad had his bath.Copy !req
465. When Dad wanted to take a bath,Copy !req
466. he would take Linda and me into his study,Copy !req
467. as there was something he had to do first.Copy !req
468. Then he'd lock the door
and lower the blinds.Copy !req
469. Then he'd take his shirt and trousers off
and made us do likewise.Copy !req
470. Then he'd put us across the green couch —
that's been thrown out now —Copy !req
471. and raped us, abused us sexually.Copy !req
472. He had sex with his little ones.Copy !req
473. Christian...Copy !req
474. A couple of months ago,
when my sister died,Copy !req
475. I realized that Helge was a very
clean man, with all those baths.Copy !req
476. I thought I'd share it
with the rest of the family.Copy !req
477. Baths summer, winter, spring,
autumn, morning, evening.Copy !req
478. They should all know this, I thought,
that Helge is a very clean man.Copy !req
479. Seeing as we're celebrating
his 60th birthday.Copy !req
480. What a guy!Copy !req
481. Imagine living a long life
and watching your children grow up!Copy !req
482. And Michael's grandchildren.Copy !req
483. - But you didn't come to listen to me.
- No.Copy !req
484. We've come to celebrate Helge's 60th,
so let's do so.Copy !req
485. So, thank you for all those good years.Copy !req
486. Happy birthday.Copy !req
487. I've nothing to drink. Fill our glasses!Copy !req
488. Christian, you were the first,
but now it's my turn.Copy !req
489. Else, it is your birthday.Copy !req
490. Helge!Copy !req
491. - What did he say?
- Helge.Copy !req
492. He said that it was
Helge's birthday, Granddad.Copy !req
493. - Listen to Granddad.
- Helge, it's your birthday,Copy !req
494. and that's good.Copy !req
495. You're a big boy now.Copy !req
496. Your ears can take
a story from the seven seas.Copy !req
497. Good on you, Granddad!Copy !req
498. I have to go.Copy !req
499. When Helge was a young lad,Copy !req
500. he told me he had trouble
finding lady friends.Copy !req
501. Kim. Kim?Copy !req
502. - Hi, Christian.
- Hi.Copy !req
503. I've got a plane to catch.Copy !req
504. Stop! May I introduce
my boyhood buddy, Christian.Copy !req
505. Christian, you know most of them.Copy !req
506. - Hi, Christian.
- Hi.Copy !req
507. Christian, how are you?Copy !req
508. - I'm fine.
- Fine, you say?Copy !req
509. Well done, Christian.Copy !req
510. You've made your speech,
and now you're going home.Copy !req
511. The battle's lost. Nothing's changed.Copy !req
512. Over.Copy !req
513. Are you drunk?Copy !req
514. Otherwise I can't cook.Copy !req
515. - How long have we known each other?
- Kim, I need to...Copy !req
516. Since our first year of school?Copy !req
517. We filched apples together.Copy !req
518. I've been waiting for this ever since,
and you just run awayCopy !req
519. from your father,
who drew lots for you and your sister.Copy !req
520. A brilliant start to your speech,
drawing lots like your father.Copy !req
521. What do you want, Kim?Copy !req
522. Sorry to interrupt, Granddad.Copy !req
523. I just want to say that I hope none of you
took Christian seriously.Copy !req
524. He is my brother, and I love him dearly.Copy !req
525. But what he said wasn't true.
And I should know, right?Copy !req
526. And sorry for interrupting, Dad.
It was the shock. I'm sorry.Copy !req
527. At 7:15 your father will come down
to give me a time for the main course.Copy !req
528. He'll say, "I think they like the food."Copy !req
529. And he'll have his usual bitters,
everything is fine.Copy !req
530. Just give me two minutes, you'll see.Copy !req
531. Good evening, you all.Copy !req
532. I thought you'd...Copy !req
533. Come here!Copy !req
534. Bitters for me and my son.Copy !req
535. - Here you go.
- Thank you.Copy !req
536. - It tastes splendid.
- Thanks.Copy !req
537. A fine first course.
I think they liked it.Copy !req
538. Thanks.Copy !req
539. - Great.
- Thanks.Copy !req
540. - No, thanks.
- You don't want one.Copy !req
541. That tastes good. This crap tastes good.Copy !req
542. Yes. I do believe it tastes good.Copy !req
543. Have one and then put the bottle away.
Come with me. I need to talk to you.Copy !req
544. Alone.Copy !req
545. Off we go!Copy !req
546. Well, how are you?Copy !req
547. - I'm fine.
- Really.Copy !req
548. Are you sure?Copy !req
549. Well, I don't understand a thing.Copy !req
550. My memory must be failing me.
Age probably.Copy !req
551. What do you mean?Copy !req
552. What you talked about,
I don't recall it at all.Copy !req
553. You'll have to help me. What happened?Copy !req
554. Sorry, it's probably me
who got it wrong.Copy !req
555. Don't apologize,
or you'll really have me worried.Copy !req
556. I'm just a bit on edge at the moment
with work, with my sister.Copy !req
557. Forget it.Copy !req
558. What you were talking about is a crime.Copy !req
559. We must call the police.Copy !req
560. No, don't do that. Just forget it.Copy !req
561. I'm not sleeping well.
I'm feeling a bit weird. Sorry.Copy !req
562. Are things going well upstairs?Copy !req
563. Yes, fine. Good people.Copy !req
564. It takes more than that to shake them.
Don't worry.Copy !req
565. Have a good trip home.
It was nice seeing you.Copy !req
566. They're waiting for me.Copy !req
567. - Helge, it's your birthday.
- Granddad, not again.Copy !req
568. You're a big boy now.Copy !req
569. Your ears can take a story
from the seven seas.Copy !req
570. When Helge was a young lad,Copy !req
571. he told me he had trouble
finding lady friends.Copy !req
572. I told him, "Listen, lad!Copy !req
573. Just buy a big potato and stuff it
down your swimming trunks,Copy !req
574. go down to the lake in summer
and they'll come running!"Copy !req
575. Anyway, summer came...Copy !req
576. What do you think?Copy !req
577. - Me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
578. I don't know what he's planning.Copy !req
579. Damn.Copy !req
580. He came back in despair
and told me things were far worse now.Copy !req
581. Nobody would talk to him.Copy !req
582. "No wonder," I said.Copy !req
583. "You should have put the potato
down the front of your trunks."Copy !req
584. For he's a jolly good fellowCopy !req
585. For he's a jolly good fellowCopy !req
586. For he's a jolly good fellowCopy !req
587. Which nobody can denyCopy !req
588. Michelle, Pia.Copy !req
589. A word.Copy !req
590. Michelle, come here.
Pia, come here. A word.Copy !req
591. We'll steal their car keys. Over.Copy !req
592. - What?
- Us?Copy !req
593. - Okay.
- It's Christian's turn tonight.Copy !req
594. People mustn't go home yet. Over.Copy !req
595. Now they will get the entire menu.Copy !req
596. I don't think he intends to say any more.
He apologized.Copy !req
597. Let's wait and see.Copy !req
598. Don't tell the old waiters.
They need their pensions.Copy !req
599. Off you go. Now.Copy !req
600. - We mustn't leave any traces.
- No, no. We'll just look carefully.Copy !req
601. Where the hell is it?Copy !req
602. I have it!Copy !req
603. Next room.Copy !req
604. Is everything okay?Copy !req
605. Any problems?Copy !req
606. No, everything is fine.Copy !req
607. Will my brother stay the night?Copy !req
608. I don't really know.Copy !req
609. A taxi. I'll go check it.Copy !req
610. Hey!Copy !req
611. Hey, Charlie Brown,
you've come to the wrong place.Copy !req
612. Can I go?Copy !req
613. Just a moment.Copy !req
614. Listen, Max.
I don't know where you met my sister,Copy !req
615. and I don't want to.Copy !req
616. I've missed you so much!Copy !req
617. - Michael, what are you doing?
- What the hell do you mean?Copy !req
618. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
619. Mind your fucking manners, Michael.Copy !req
620. How dare you drag a monkey to Dad's 60th?Copy !req
621. Are you calling Gbatokai a monkey?Copy !req
622. - How dare you!
- Chill out.Copy !req
623. - You Nazi bastard!
- What is happening, man?Copy !req
624. Okay, you can shove off.Copy !req
625. Mom, wait a minute. This is my boyfriend.Copy !req
626. You haven't met him. That was another one.Copy !req
627. Absolutely.Copy !req
628. Forgive me for disturbing you again,
but I forgot the most important bit.Copy !req
629. We're here for my father's birthday,
not all kinds of other stuff.Copy !req
630. I led you up the wrong path earlier.Copy !req
631. I'd like to make amends
by proposing a toast to my father.Copy !req
632. Please stand.Copy !req
633. Well done, Christian.Copy !req
634. Raise your glasses.Copy !req
635. Here's to the man who killed my sister.Copy !req
636. Here's to a murderer.Copy !req
637. I'm proposing a smoke break.Copy !req
638. Cigarettes. Come on!Copy !req
639. Cigarettes. Please, now!Copy !req
640. Hey. Play something. Nice and easy.Copy !req
641. Play something.Copy !req
642. Let's stay a while. We can't just leave.Copy !req
643. Okay.Copy !req
644. Christian, are you mad?Copy !req
645. Christian, can you hear me?Copy !req
646. Are you mad, Christian?Copy !req
647. Make sure nobody goes home.Copy !req
648. I'm ill. I'm ill, damn it.Copy !req
649. For the last time, I have phoned —Copy !req
650. - Hello. Get me a taxi.
- Just a moment.Copy !req
651. I can't take it.
I'm already suffering a bad depression.Copy !req
652. - There will be no taxis. Let's walk.
- No. Just wait a little.Copy !req
653. Here comes the Danish summerCopy !req
654. I've had it with family gatherings.Copy !req
655. - Bent, have you seen our car keys?
- No, I haven't.Copy !req
656. Let's call a cab then.Copy !req
657. We're leaving, but we can't find our keys.Copy !req
658. Is there a problem?Copy !req
659. I can't take it. I'm depressed and...Copy !req
660. The number is still busy.Copy !req
661. There is an 11-month wait.Copy !req
662. May I speak to Kim?Copy !req
663. Hello, Lars? Just take it easy, okay?Copy !req
664. Hide those keys!Copy !req
665. - In the oven!
- How funny.Copy !req
666. - You dropped one! Quick.
- What about here?Copy !req
667. In the fridge!Copy !req
668. Hide the car keys now, damn it.Copy !req
669. They've vanished.Copy !req
670. Where the hell is Michelle?Copy !req
671. Michelle!Copy !req
672. Right, sweetie.Copy !req
673. Come in, damn it.Copy !req
674. Michael, I want a word. With you too.Copy !req
675. - You must leave.
- No. We're going to talk now.Copy !req
676. - Mette, you know what happened?
- I want a word with you.Copy !req
677. Come on. In here. Come on.Copy !req
678. Let go of me.Copy !req
679. Calm down, all right? Okay.Copy !req
680. What the hell do you want?Copy !req
681. Last year, you promised me.
You came to me at night.Copy !req
682. And now you won't even
give me the time of day.Copy !req
683. Okay, listen.Copy !req
684. Sorry. I've got my wife here, damn it.Copy !req
685. Funny how
she's never been that important before.Copy !req
686. You know I got pregnant, right?Copy !req
687. Don't worry. I got rid of it.
I just thought you should know.Copy !req
688. Listen, it's my old man's 60th,
and things are going amok.Copy !req
689. Hello.Copy !req
690. Hi.Copy !req
691. Hi, Bent. Fucking hell.Copy !req
692. - Yes, I —
- Is this your room?Copy !req
693. I was just leaving.
Have you seen my car keys?Copy !req
694. - No, certainly not.
- I'll have a quick look, okay?Copy !req
695. - Sure you haven't seen them?
- Yeah.Copy !req
696. I'll get depressed if I don't find them.Copy !req
697. I know. Bent, go downstairs, all right?
Great, go.Copy !req
698. Okay.Copy !req
699. Listen. Pack your gear
and go home, all right?Copy !req
700. Here are your wages.
Now just shove off. Get it?Copy !req
701. You're as sick in the head as your dad.Copy !req
702. Don't dis my family. Get it?Copy !req
703. the dessert. I would like to...Copy !req
704. Listen, Dad. Go to the living room.Copy !req
705. What if I got up and said
a couple of words instead?Copy !req
706. About you.Copy !req
707. About how sick you were as a child.Copy !req
708. About the way you always spoiled
things for the other children,Copy !req
709. burning their toys in front of them,Copy !req
710. about the warped soul you've always been.Copy !req
711. I could also tell them how
your mom and dad had to go to FranceCopy !req
712. to extricate you from that sanatorium
where you lay,Copy !req
713. sick in the head as ever,
pumped full of medicine,Copy !req
714. to your mother's despair.Copy !req
715. I could also mention
your lack of talent with women.Copy !req
716. Lovely women you let go by,
year after year,Copy !req
717. because there is so little man in you.Copy !req
718. I could also make a speech
about you and your sister.Copy !req
719. What do you say to that?Copy !req
720. Did she ever say goodbye
to you, Christian?Copy !req
721. No. Was there a card? A letter?
No. Nothing.Copy !req
722. There was for the rest of us.Copy !req
723. And maybe there was a reason why.Copy !req
724. Because you just left, as usual.Copy !req
725. Left your sick sister.Copy !req
726. She kept asking for youCopy !req
727. and rushing to the phone
every time it rang, but it was never you.Copy !req
728. As ever, you were only interested
in yourself and your sick mind.Copy !req
729. Now you sling mud at the family
that only ever wanted the best for you.Copy !req
730. Your mother thinks you should go.
She doesn't want to look at you.Copy !req
731. But I think you should stay right hereCopy !req
732. and feel what it's like
to spit in your family's face.Copy !req
733. After that little intermezzo pianissimo,Copy !req
734. I think we should return
to the dinner table.Copy !req
735. I'm hungry.Copy !req
736. So, let's go, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
737. They're ready.
I don't think Christian is very happy.Copy !req
738. Okay. Venison and cranberry, go!Copy !req
739. the other one.Copy !req
740. Cheers, Granddad! Cheers!Copy !req
741. Yes, it was a super-duper speech.Copy !req
742. You keep yelling into my ear.Copy !req
743. Granddad, do you hear me? Cheers!Copy !req
744. We're still here.Copy !req
745. Salt and pepper! Cheers!Copy !req
746. - Champagne.
- Yes, champagne.Copy !req
747. We must have champagne and caviar.Copy !req
748. Yes.Copy !req
749. If the birthday boy is my Danish father,Copy !req
750. then Else is my Danish mother.Copy !req
751. Everyone's mommy.Copy !req
752. Else, over to you.Copy !req
753. Give her a hand!Copy !req
754. Thank you, Helmuth. Thank you all.Copy !req
755. I want to say how muchCopy !req
756. I appreciate your coming today.Copy !req
757. I also want to say a word or twoCopy !req
758. to thank my husband, my Helge.Copy !req
759. Though it may be hard,
as I can hardly find the wordsCopy !req
760. to describe what you have meant
and mean to me.Copy !req
761. But with your appetite for life
and infinite care for your family,Copy !req
762. you have given me everything
a wife could wish for.Copy !req
763. We've had 30 lovely years. Thank you.Copy !req
764. I think I'll take the opportunityCopy !req
765. to say a few words to my three children.Copy !req
766. I think it is fantastic to see
how well you have done,Copy !req
767. especially when I consider
how little you once were.Copy !req
768. Michael, you are our youngest,
our Benjamin.Copy !req
769. Not that we've seen that much of you.Copy !req
770. You were away from home from an early age.Copy !req
771. First, boarding school.Copy !req
772. Then the school ship.Copy !req
773. Then culinary school in Switzerland.Copy !req
774. You never did become a chef,
but who knows?Copy !req
775. At any rate, you have given us
three splendid grandchildrenCopy !req
776. whom your father and I
are so grateful for.Copy !req
777. And, of course,
we thank your little Mette.Copy !req
778. Helene, the family loner.Copy !req
779. You really are, Helene.Copy !req
780. Ever since you came home and told us
that you'd decided to become a singerCopy !req
781. and had joined the —
the Young Socialists, I think it was,Copy !req
782. we've known you would
choose your own path.Copy !req
783. And you certainly have,
in life as well as in your studies.Copy !req
784. Now you've chosen anthropology.Copy !req
785. I think it's interesting,Copy !req
786. although your father and I
had hoped you'd choose law.Copy !req
787. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
788. But what you have experienced
and the contacts you've hadCopy !req
789. with foreign countries and peoples,
it's impressive.Copy !req
790. In that connection, I'd like to extend
a warm welcome to Gonzales.Copy !req
791. Mommy, his name is Gbatokai.Copy !req
792. Yes.Copy !req
793. Welcome, Kai.Copy !req
794. Then there is you, Christian.Copy !req
795. You have always been quite special.Copy !req
796. A creative child.Copy !req
797. The stories Christian
could tell when he was small!Copy !req
798. I always thought you'd make
a really good author one day.Copy !req
799. When Christian was small —
for all of you who don't know —Copy !req
800. he had a loyal companion called Snoot,Copy !req
801. who didn't exist.Copy !req
802. But Snoot and Christian
were inseparable and they always agreed.Copy !req
803. If Snoot didn't like something,
then Christian didn't either.Copy !req
804. And if you were the object
of their dislike,Copy !req
805. there was nothing you could do about it.Copy !req
806. But, dear Christian,Copy !req
807. it is so important to be able
to distinguish fact from fiction.Copy !req
808. I think you've always
had trouble doing so.Copy !req
809. Of course you can be angry with Father.
I am sometimes too.Copy !req
810. But it has to be sorted out in private.Copy !req
811. Telling stories like those
you've told this evening,Copy !req
812. however exciting they may be —
and they are exciting —Copy !req
813. may be a bit too much.Copy !req
814. Christian, I think that Snoot
has been with you today.Copy !req
815. And quite frankly, I think you both
rather upset your father.Copy !req
816. So I think it would be appropriate
if you stood up —Copy !req
817. leaving Snoot in his seat —
and gave your father an apology.Copy !req
818. It won't detract from you
to say you're sorry.Copy !req
819. It would be quite all right.Copy !req
820. Christian, you may stand up now.Copy !req
821. Come on, Christian,
get your fucking act together!Copy !req
822. He's sick in the head, Mom.Copy !req
823. Christian?Copy !req
824. I'm sorry to disturb you again.Copy !req
825. In 1974, you, my mother,
came into the studyCopy !req
826. and saw your son on all fours
and your husband with no pants on.Copy !req
827. I'm sorry that you saw me like thatCopy !req
828. and that your husband told you
to get out and you did so.Copy !req
829. I'm sorry you're so hypocritical
and corrupt that I hope you die.Copy !req
830. I'm sorry you're all such cunts
that you listen to her.Copy !req
831. - I'm sorry that for 30 years —
- Come here. Follow me.Copy !req
832. - Let me finish!
- Come on.Copy !req
833. - Christian, cool it. Come on.
- I wanted to finish.Copy !req
834. - Let go of me!
- Come on out, man!Copy !req
835. - I want my coat.
- You can have your coat.Copy !req
836. Let go of me!Copy !req
837. Come on.Copy !req
838. - I'll tell you one thing, Michael.
- What?Copy !req
839. You were away at culinary school
in Switzerland.Copy !req
840. So you know fuck all.
Yet you know anyway. Right?Copy !req
841. - You're way out of line!
- You know anyway.Copy !req
842. - Don't you?
- You're way out of line!Copy !req
843. - Get out!
- Out of my way!Copy !req
844. Calm down, damn it.Copy !req
845. Lock the door.Copy !req
846. Is it locked?Copy !req
847. I think so.Copy !req
848. In the deep, deep forest peaceCopy !req
849. Where songsters dwellCopy !req
850. Where the soul did hearken
Many a timeCopy !req
851. To the birds' happy songCopy !req
852. There is idyll —Copy !req
853. Where was I?Copy !req
854. Mother, my loyal witness.Copy !req
855. In 1974, you entered the studyCopy !req
856. and saw my father's stiff dick
rubbing my hair, you bastard.Copy !req
857. - Get him out of here.
- Goddamn it!Copy !req
858. - You bastard.
- He's insane!Copy !req
859. Let go of me!Copy !req
860. Get out!Copy !req
861. He is not healthy.Copy !req
862. It's sad. Mother, go on.Copy !req
863. There is such idyll
Peace and calmCopy !req
864. In the sylvan solitudeCopy !req
865. That sorrows are stilledCopy !req
866. Where peace and rest do reignCopy !req
867. Get him down the steps.Copy !req
868. Get out, man! Fucking fuck off!Copy !req
869. Okay. Leif.Copy !req
870. Leif, stop that, damn it. He's my brother.Copy !req
871. Go away! Go!Copy !req
872. Get him! Come!Copy !req
873. Get him!Copy !req
874. Christian, come here. Okay.Copy !req
875. The game is over.Copy !req
876. Get it?Copy !req
877. Are you through, man?Copy !req
878. Not that. Take it easy! He's my brother.Copy !req
879. - Come on, get rid of him.
- Where?Copy !req
880. In the woods. This must fucking stop.Copy !req
881. - How far?
- Just get rid of him.Copy !req
882. - What do you mean "get rid of him"?
- Shut up. In here.Copy !req
883. We'll put him by that tree.Copy !req
884. Fucking hell.Copy !req
885. That's the way. Come on. Right?Copy !req
886. Okay.Copy !req
887. Do we really have to tie you
to this tree, Christian?Copy !req
888. What the hell made you talk such shit?Copy !req
889. - Damn it! What are you doing?
- Go away!Copy !req
890. - Calm down, Michael!
- Come on then!Copy !req
891. - Give me the stick! Calm down.
- Come on! Come on then!Copy !req
892. - Come on!
- Cut it out!Copy !req
893. - Come on!
- Calm down now!Copy !req
894. - Have you tied him up?
- I'm through now.Copy !req
895. Easy does it.Copy !req
896. That'll do.Copy !req
897. Chill out, Christian.Copy !req
898. Leif, have you got a cigarette?
I dropped mine.Copy !req
899. I'll check all the doors.Copy !req
900. Sure, right.Copy !req
901. I don't want to talk to him.Copy !req
902. What have you done to him?Copy !req
903. Take it easy.Copy !req
904. I talked to Christian. He's gone home.
He's very sorry.Copy !req
905. - Is he?
- Yes. Calm down. We'll talk about it.Copy !req
906. You want trouble?Copy !req
907. What did you say?Copy !req
908. Stop it, Michael! Michael, stop it!Copy !req
909. - Listen, you damn...
- Stop! Stop, Michael!Copy !req
910. Stop it!Copy !req
911. Come on!Copy !req
912. Stop it, damn you!Copy !req
913. Back off! Back off!Copy !req
914. - Hi there, Kim.
- Hi, Leif.Copy !req
915. We need to lock the back door.Copy !req
916. Okay.Copy !req
917. - Where is it?
- Right over here, Leif.Copy !req
918. - Too bad what happened to Christian.
- Yes.Copy !req
919. You didn't fight, did you?Copy !req
920. He won't be back.Copy !req
921. - This way?
- In here.Copy !req
922. - This is the wine cellar.
- Yes. Over.Copy !req
923. Cut it out, Kim.
What the hell are you playing at?Copy !req
924. - You locked him in?
- Yes.Copy !req
925. We can't have these violent types
running around.Copy !req
926. Kim!Copy !req
927. - How's it going in here?
- Hands off, Kim!Copy !req
928. - Kim, where is Christian?
- No idea.Copy !req
929. Don't start drinking now. Michael.Copy !req
930. What are you saying?Copy !req
931. Why don't you make a speech?Copy !req
932. Right, let's get things swinging!Copy !req
933. A little sing-along.Copy !req
934. I've seen a real Negro manCopy !req
935. His face was black as a bucket of tar...Copy !req
936. He spoke all funnyCopy !req
937. And had a big ring in his noseCopy !req
938. I asked him, who are you?Copy !req
939. Why did you smear oil
All over your legs?Copy !req
940. He just smiled and said these words
That I did not understand at allCopy !req
941. Fidlihak-olatom-gassi bomCopy !req
942. Black Massa from UmblagidarumCopy !req
943. I've seen a little IndianCopy !req
944. His face was as red as fireCopy !req
945. He spoke all funny...Copy !req
946. - I can't bear this!
- Calm down.Copy !req
947. I simply can't bear it!
This has to stop now!Copy !req
948. I'm going crazy!Copy !req
949. Calm...Copy !req
950. I've got such a headache. Will you —Copy !req
951. Will you fetch my pills?Copy !req
952. - Have you seen Christian?
- No, he's gone home.Copy !req
953. - A good thing he's gone home, right?
- Yes, it is.Copy !req
954. I'll get your pills.Copy !req
955. This is crazy.Copy !req
956. I can't bear it...Copy !req
957. Tight.Copy !req
958. You're still capable?Copy !req
959. - Yes.
- Yes.Copy !req
960. For longer than you think, Helge.Copy !req
961. It's nearly ten o'clock,Copy !req
962. and something exciting is about to happen.Copy !req
963. As Alfred Hitchcock suggested
for his gravestone,Copy !req
964. "This is what happens
to naughty little boys."Copy !req
965. Helge, you're not getting
out of the family tradition.Copy !req
966. The grand finale.Copy !req
967. Hey!Copy !req
968. It's Daddy's birthdayCopy !req
969. Daddy's birthday todayCopy !req
970. Now listen to the way
We play the trumpetCopy !req
971. Now listen to the way
We play the trumpetCopy !req
972. Hey!Copy !req
973. Today it's Daddy's birthdayCopy !req
974. Listen to the way
We play the fluteCopy !req
975. Listen to the way
We play the fluteCopy !req
976. Hey!Copy !req
977. Today it's Daddy's birthdayCopy !req
978. Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah, hurrah
Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah, hurrahCopy !req
979. You dropped something.
It's not good to drop things.Copy !req
980. Hello.Copy !req
981. You're not going, are you? So soon?Copy !req
982. - I want to go home now.
- Don't be silly.Copy !req
983. Come on now, Helene and Gbatokai.
It's time for dessert.Copy !req
984. Yes?Copy !req
985. - Well...
- Well...Copy !req
986. I love these traditions,
these family traditions.Copy !req
987. After the dance around the house,
a note appears on the toastmaster's glass.Copy !req
988. A secret speech.
This is also the case today.Copy !req
989. "A man urges his sister
to read the letter to his father."Copy !req
990. - "A letter."
- Yes.Copy !req
991. I think Helene is just too shy to start.Copy !req
992. Right, Helene?Copy !req
993. In any case,
taking the situation into account,Copy !req
994. it is kind of your brother
to help you get started.Copy !req
995. And it seems that there is peace
in the family again.Copy !req
996. So let's give Helene a hand.Copy !req
997. - Come on.
- Come on, Helene.Copy !req
998. - Don't be shy.
- Come on.Copy !req
999. Come on.Copy !req
1000. Michael, Michael...Copy !req
1001. Michael! Pretend he's not here.Copy !req
1002. It's —Copy !req
1003. It's from my sister.Copy !req
1004. "Dear whoever finds this letter,Copy !req
1005. You are probably my sister or my brother,Copy !req
1006. because you must be good
at 'getting warmer.'Copy !req
1007. Tee-hee, giggle.Copy !req
1008. I know it must be sad to find meCopy !req
1009. in a bathtub full of water.Copy !req
1010. But it isn't so sad for me.Copy !req
1011. I know that you, brothers and sister,Copy !req
1012. are happy, radiant peopleCopy !req
1013. and that I love you.Copy !req
1014. And I think you should just
not think about me.Copy !req
1015. Christian, my beloved brother,Copy !req
1016. who has always been with me,
thanks for everything.Copy !req
1017. I don't want to mix you up in this.
I love you too much for that.Copy !req
1018. And you, Helene,
and you, Michael, of course.Copy !req
1019. You nut.Copy !req
1020. Dad has begun having me again.Copy !req
1021. In my dreams, anyway,
and I can't bear it anymore.Copy !req
1022. I'm going away now,
as I probably always should have done.Copy !req
1023. I know it will fill your life
with darkness, Christian.Copy !req
1024. I have tried to phone you,
but I know you're busy.Copy !req
1025. I just want to tell you not to be sad.Copy !req
1026. I think there is beauty and light
on the other side.Copy !req
1027. I'm looking forward to it,
as a matter of fact,Copy !req
1028. although, of course, I am a bit afraid...Copy !req
1029. afraid of leaving without you.Copy !req
1030. I love you forever.Copy !req
1031. Linda."Copy !req
1032. That was a beautiful letter.Copy !req
1033. Pour my daughter some port
so that I can drink a toast with her.Copy !req
1034. Pour my daughter some port
so that I can drink a toast with her.Copy !req
1035. Pass the port to my daughter
so I can drink a toast with her.Copy !req
1036. Pass the damned port to my daughter!Copy !req
1037. Pass the port to my daughter!Copy !req
1038. Show me some respect!Copy !req
1039. I've never seen the like.Copy !req
1040. What the hell are you staring at? What?Copy !req
1041. Is it my fault that I have
such talentless offspring?Copy !req
1042. I've just never really understood
why you did it. Never.Copy !req
1043. It was all you were good for.Copy !req
1044. It is quite a job
being toastmaster tonight.Copy !req
1045. I must admit I hadn't tried it before.Copy !req
1046. I am profoundly affected by the situation.Copy !req
1047. I think we all are.Copy !req
1048. - Nevertheless, I regard it...
- I have to go now.Copy !req
1049. as my responsibility
to see this dinner out.Copy !req
1050. So I suggest dancing,
music and coffee next door.Copy !req
1051. Good evening.Copy !req
1052. I have collected the car keys
and put them back.Copy !req
1053. May I have a glass of water?Copy !req
1054. Shall I call a doctor?Copy !req
1055. Christian? Christian?Copy !req
1056. Are you okay?Copy !req
1057. Come on.Copy !req
1058. Come on.Copy !req
1059. Come here.Copy !req
1060. Okay.Copy !req
1061. Christian?Copy !req
1062. Christian?Copy !req
1063. Pia?Copy !req
1064. Pia?Copy !req
1065. I was asleep.Copy !req
1066. Pia, my sister is here. I love you.Copy !req
1067. Christian?Copy !req
1068. Christian?Copy !req
1069. Hi.Copy !req
1070. I miss you.Copy !req
1071. I miss you too.Copy !req
1072. Shall I come with you?Copy !req
1073. I'm going now.Copy !req
1074. Come here.Copy !req
1075. Hello. Hello?Copy !req
1076. - It's Helene. Were you asleep?
- What time is it?Copy !req
1077. Late. 3:00, I think. I was asleep too.Copy !req
1078. Or whatever you'd call it.Copy !req
1079. You know, I've been...Copy !req
1080. Maybe you have too.Copy !req
1081. Have what?Copy !req
1082. Nothing.Copy !req
1083. Please come, Christian.
Michael has disappeared.Copy !req
1084. What's going on? What's he up to?Copy !req
1085. Michael has vanished, and his wife
is bawling her eyes out in my room.Copy !req
1086. Is the party still going on?Copy !req
1087. No, I don't think so.Copy !req
1088. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
1089. Well, they all went to bed.Copy !req
1090. Let's get some glasses.Copy !req
1091. Hi, where is Michelle?Copy !req
1092. I think she's at Kim's.Copy !req
1093. People are sleeping in the wrong beds.Copy !req
1094. We don't do that, right, honey?Copy !req
1095. I have a glass for Christian.Copy !req
1096. - Do you have one?
- Yeah, I need one too.Copy !req
1097. I just don't want the glass
of someone ugly.Copy !req
1098. Come on, play something.Copy !req
1099. Gbatokai and Helene shall dance.Copy !req
1100. I think you should get married.Copy !req
1101. That's right. Next.Copy !req
1102. Dad?Copy !req
1103. It's Michael, man. Little Michael.
I'm coming!Copy !req
1104. Open the door!Copy !req
1105. It's the fucking postman!Copy !req
1106. Open the door, damn it!Copy !req
1107. Open it!Copy !req
1108. Go inside and close the door.Copy !req
1109. Michael, stop it.Copy !req
1110. - Stop it, Michael.
- I told you to go inside.Copy !req
1111. I said keep your mouth shut, man!Copy !req
1112. I told you, man!Copy !req
1113. Keep your mouth shut!Copy !req
1114. Come back here.Copy !req
1115. Come back here!Copy !req
1116. Just come back here!Copy !req
1117. Lie down, man. Lie down!Copy !req
1118. And stay lying down.Copy !req
1119. Lie down.Copy !req
1120. I don't want to hear any more shit.
Stay down now.Copy !req
1121. Got me?Copy !req
1122. You will never see
your grandchildren again.Copy !req
1123. You'll never see them again, get it?Copy !req
1124. This family...Copy !req
1125. it's kaput, man!Copy !req
1126. Stay down, I said.Copy !req
1127. Stay down, I say!Copy !req
1128. Now it's me
who rang the doorbell, damn it.Copy !req
1129. Michael, man.Copy !req
1130. They can't just...Copy !req
1131. Stop it!Copy !req
1132. - Mommy, say something.
- They can't...Copy !req
1133. What's going on, Mommy?Copy !req
1134. They can't...Copy !req
1135. - Gbatokai, get out there.
- Your father!Copy !req
1136. Back off, Michael. Back off!Copy !req
1137. You're killing me.Copy !req
1138. You're killing me.Copy !req
1139. - Waiter, could I have another drink?
- Sure.Copy !req
1140. I just like starting the day
with a wee dram.Copy !req
1141. Well, that's not a bad idea.Copy !req
1142. Morten, what are you thinking?Copy !req
1143. Well, over and out. Yeah.Copy !req
1144. She's bright-eyed and bushy-tailed,
at least.Copy !req
1145. Morning, Christian.Copy !req
1146. - Good morning.
- Have a roll.Copy !req
1147. - Good morning.
- Good morning.Copy !req
1148. - Where the hell is Leif?
- I'm here!Copy !req
1149. There you are! How's the hairpiece?Copy !req
1150. Where do you get your clothes crumpled?Copy !req
1151. Næstved.Copy !req
1152. Stop it, man.Copy !req
1153. Pia?Copy !req
1154. Do you want to come to Paris
and live with me?Copy !req
1155. Yes.Copy !req
1156. That was all.Copy !req
1157. Hey, have you got the hots
for the waitress? What the hell?Copy !req
1158. Shut up, Michael. Eat your breakfast.Copy !req
1159. Sure, I'll eat this French bread.Copy !req
1160. - Shut up now.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1161. Good morning.Copy !req
1162. Good morning!Copy !req
1163. Good morning, Christian. Enjoy.Copy !req
1164. Dorthe, come to Daddy. We're leaving soon.Copy !req
1165. Your father will read it to you, I'm sure.Copy !req
1166. I know it's an unsuitable moment.
You're having breakfast.Copy !req
1167. I'll try to be as brief as I can.Copy !req
1168. I just want to sayCopy !req
1169. that I know that when you pack up
and go home...Copy !req
1170. it will be the last time I see you.Copy !req
1171. I also see now...Copy !req
1172. that what I did to my children
is unforgivable.Copy !req
1173. I know that all of you...Copy !req
1174. especially my children,Copy !req
1175. will hate me for the rest of your lives.Copy !req
1176. All the same,Copy !req
1177. I want to tell you that
you will always be my children,Copy !req
1178. and I have loved you and still love you...Copy !req
1179. no matter where in the world you are
or what you do.Copy !req
1180. To you, Christian, I want to say...Copy !req
1181. you fought a good fight, my boy.Copy !req
1182. Thank you.Copy !req
1183. Nice one, Dad. Good speech. Well done.Copy !req
1184. But I think you'll have to go now
so we can eat our breakfast.Copy !req
1185. Of course. Yes.Copy !req
1186. Come on. Do you want to... Are you coming?Copy !req
1187. - I'll stay here.
- Sure.Copy !req