1. You looked at him, you looked at Ray and you said,Copy !req
2. you know yehh, "I want him to be my man"
"I want him to be my boyfriend...Copy !req
3. but he's got a change. The way he does things"Copy !req
4. What do you talking about?Copy !req
5. One of the things that initiated a little...Copy !req
6. you know misunderstanding, that we had...Copy !req
7. was that one day, just because
I didn't want to have sex with him.Copy !req
8. He's gonna come to my face, talking about.Copy !req
9. Oh I feeling want to do. I'm gonna
calling somebody else to do it.Copy !req
10. How do you do it?Copy !req
11. Oh, no.Copy !req
12. Stop at 4000 and a spin.Copy !req
13. That's not why it happened.Copy !req
14. You'd been drinking, and you thought
you were making love to me.Copy !req
15. Yes.Copy !req
16. - This differs from a normal massage. How?
- It's more sexual.Copy !req
17. I ought to know when I see
a good ball.Copy !req
18. Okay baby, You're right.Copy !req
19. Don't patronize me.
I got knee guard.Copy !req
20. - Oh Jamie, I...
- No!Copy !req
21. That this television funny-man
killed his own brother in cold blood.Copy !req
22. My guests today are revealing secret crushes
on food service workers.Copy !req
23. Mr. Davis, do you take
cream and sugar when in your eye?Copy !req
24. - Get out.
- What?Copy !req
25. Atleast say John to stand... is their something,
you want to tell him?Copy !req
26. Well, I'm really a man.Copy !req
27. Jesus. What is the cable guy already?Copy !req
28. Rick Legatos, please.Copy !req
29. Hey, Phil.Copy !req
30. - Hey, Rick, phone.
- Hello?Copy !req
31. - Hey!
- Hey, How's the move going?Copy !req
32. Horrible! The cable guy is missing in action.Copy !req
33. Apparently, He's gonna be here sometime between 8 AM and my death.Copy !req
34. You haven't called Robin, have you?
Please come immediate call her.Copy !req
35. No. I'm giving her her space.Copy !req
36. I can't believe she's doing this.Copy !req
37. You've never should've ask her to marry you.
You're nuts mother of...Copy !req
38. All she had to do was say no.
She didn't have to kick me out.Copy !req
39. I feel like felix hunger.Copy !req
40. - Let's go!
- Just give me one half minute!Copy !req
41. Listen, a one sweet little piece of advice:Copy !req
42. Slip the cable guy 50 bucks, he'll give
you all the movie channels for free.Copy !req
43. Even the dirty ones.Copy !req
44. I couldn't. I'm not good at that stuff.
What if he says no? I feel like an idiot.Copy !req
45. None of them say no.
Never happens.Copy !req
46. - Gotta go. Talk to you later. Kickass.
- All right.Copy !req
47. Hi, this is Robin Harris.
Steven doesn't live here anymore... If you wanna reach him, Call at 955...Copy !req
48. - GUY.
- Oh, great.Copy !req
49. - GUY!
- Don't leave!Copy !req
50. - Wait!
- CABLE GUY!Copy !req
51. - I'm coming!
- CABLE GUY!Copy !req
52. I'm coming. Don't leave.Copy !req
53. CABLE GUY!Copy !req
54. Hey, wait! Come back.Copy !req
55. - Well look who decided to show.
- You were supposed to be here 4 hours ago.Copy !req
56. Was I? So I'm the tardy one?Copy !req
57. Yeah, I was gonna go to that bed and bath place and now it's closed.Copy !req
58. Well maybe I shouldn't have come at all, JERK OFF!Copy !req
59. I'm just joking with you.Copy !req
60. Let's do this.Copy !req
61. Wow, The old McNair place.Copy !req
62. Never thought they'd get
the floors clean after what happened in here.Copy !req
63. What happened?Copy !req
64. They had a lot of cats.Copy !req
65. Here the comment card.
Please mail it in when I'm done.Copy !req
66. Does it go to your boss?Copy !req
67. No, it goes to me.
I'm kind of a perfectioniss...Copy !req
68. Perfectionis... t.Copy !req
69. Well, Let's take a look, what we've dealing with here.Copy !req
70. This could be a cool pad.Copy !req
71. Come on, baby.Copy !req
72. Come on, baby. Talk to me.Copy !req
73. Tell me where you like it.
Come on.Copy !req
74. Hello, mama.Copy !req
75. Is this what you want?
Is this where you need it?Copy !req
76. Talk to me.Copy !req
77. How about this?Copy !req
78. That's your sweet spot, right there.Copy !req
79. So.Copy !req
80. Your lady kicked you out.Copy !req
81. What?Copy !req
82. In preparing your service...Copy !req
83. I noticed you were previously wired
across town 1268 and a half Chestnut.Copy !req
84. Last week, the billing
was transferred to one Robin Harris.Copy !req
85. - Smells like heartbreak to me.
- Well, I really don't want to discuss it with you.Copy !req
86. - Would you just install my cable, please. I'm going to get dressed.
- Suit yourself.Copy !req
87. No sweat off my sack.Copy !req
88. By the way, You might want to put on a bathing suit.Copy !req
89. Because you'll be channel surfing in no time.Copy !req
90. So ends day 54 of the trial
of former child star, Sam Sweet...Copy !req
91. who has been accused of shooting
his twin brother, Stan, in cold blood.Copy !req
92. The twins were stars of
the hit sitcom Double Trouble...Copy !req
93. which aired from 1977 till 1984.Copy !req
94. Who broke this?Copy !req
95. - He did it!
- He did it!Copy !req
96. Life wasn't sweet
after the cancellation of their program.Copy !req
97. Holly witch them up and split them out.
A frustrated Sam turned to petty larceny...Copy !req
98. while his impressionable brother fell in with the finch cult called the Brotherhood of Friends.Copy !req
99. And so today is a turn is continued...Copy !req
100. I hope they fry this bastard.Copy !req
101. . of twin envy.
Also known as Twin stress syndrome.Copy !req
102. And here with Robert Simmons of Frequent commentator on Court TVCopy !req
103. What happened?Copy !req
104. Oh.Copy !req
105. The arrangement of your major
appliances and your furniture...Copy !req
106. was causing some noisy pics and humbaizing your reception.Copy !req
107. - I moved a few things, clear to wide out. Is that cool?
- Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
108. I just have some paperwork
for you to fill out.Copy !req
109. It kind out a drag, you know.Copy !req
110. You just start get to know somebody and then the job is done. Boom-Bam.Copy !req
111. Sign here.Copy !req
112. I feel good about this.Copy !req
113. Okay.Copy !req
114. - Hey, wait.
- Yeah?Copy !req
115. One thing. I have this friend,
and he gave his cable guy $50.Copy !req
116. And then he got all the movie channels for free.
Do you ever hear of anything like that?Copy !req
117. - You mean illegal cable?
- Umm... Yeah.Copy !req
118. - Who told you that? What is his name? I want it.
- Oh, forget it.Copy !req
119. You're offering me a bribe.Copy !req
120. What you've just done is illegal.Copy !req
121. And in this state of convicted,
you could be fined up to $5000...Copy !req
122. or spends 6 months in a correctional facility.Copy !req
123. Ohh Please, No. That was dumb. I was just making conversation. Forget it.Copy !req
124. I'm just jerking your chain.Copy !req
125. You are too easy.Copy !req
126. Wake up little snoozy. Smell the smelling salt.Copy !req
127. I'll juice you up.Copy !req
128. - Call it one guy doing another guy a solid.
- That is so nice.Copy !req
129. Well, you're a nice guy.
You'be surprised how many customers treat me like snot.Copy !req
130. Like I'm a goddamn plumber
or something.Copy !req
131. Here's my personal pager number.
It's for preferred customers only.Copy !req
132. Never call the company.
They've just put you on hold.Copy !req
133. Wow, thanks really. You gotta get some good marks here.Copy !req
134. Hey, maybe I'll take you up to the satellite sometime,
Show you how this whole thing works.Copy !req
135. It's really incredible.Copy !req
136. - Sure, we should do that one day.
- How about tomorrow?Copy !req
137. - Tomorrow? Tomorrow's no good.
- Why? what you're gonna do?Copy !req
138. Sitting around and Stew about your ex?Copy !req
139. No.Copy !req
140. - Okay. I crossed the line. Sorry.
- Oh No, no. You didn't cross the line.Copy !req
141. No. COOL. Pick you up at 6:30.Copy !req
142. There are 24 classrooms.
Each can be converted into a 1400 sq. ft home.Copy !req
143. The facility has an Olympic size swimming pool,
2 tennis courts, a full gym and a stage...Copy !req
144. if the residents decide
they want to perform Oklahoma!Copy !req
145. Oklahoma!Copy !req
146. And most important, the structure is available in foreclosure.Copy !req
147. If we put down a cash bid,
we gonna steal this thing.Copy !req
148. Yo, Steve-o.Copy !req
149. Hey, Tough room, but you got them.
How you feeling?Copy !req
150. Fine.Copy !req
151. Did I hear something about you having
a little domestic discord or something?Copy !req
152. Yehh, Robin and I having a difficult time and I moved out. I think it's only temporary.Copy !req
153. Can I be plump with you?Copy !req
154. If I approve this project and you screwed up, it's not going to be my ass.Copy !req
155. Now I have all the confidence in world in you. It's just.Copy !req
156. - You know, I'm coming from right?
- I'm on it.Copy !req
157. I'm more patient. I'm more loving.
They tell me this.Copy !req
158. Nobody's all you watching this doesn't believe,Copy !req
159. there's something in our life that can improve.Copy !req
160. If they're doing well financially,
what's lots of people challenge by...Copy !req
161. maybe their relationships not going so well,Copy !req
162. because they are so busy working on not find the answers.Copy !req
163. Call now, and you'll be rushed the completeCopy !req
164. "Personal Power Success System
for a no risk 30 day in home free trial."Copy !req
165. SYEVE! STEVEN!Copy !req
166. STEVIE, TIME TO LEAVEY!Copy !req
167. YO, STEVIE!Copy !req
168. Hey buddy. Come on down!
What you waiting for? Graved invitation?Copy !req
169. It's the fun bus. Come on!Copy !req
170. - How's it going?
- Hey, buddy!Copy !req
171. I've had a few drinks, so you might wanna buckle up.Copy !req
172. That's my humor.
Hey, Thanks for coming out.Copy !req
173. Most people thinks cable just a
simple coex because that want.Copy !req
174. They never take the time to understand how it works.Copy !req
175. - Where exactly are we going?
- We're a little ride on the Information Super highway.Copy !req
176. I come up here to think sometimes.
Clear my head.Copy !req
177. Brace yourself.Copy !req
178. There she is.Copy !req
179. Right now she's sending entertainment and
information to millions of satisfied citizens.Copy !req
180. - That's pretty impressive.
- See, I knew you'd appreciate this.Copy !req
181. The future is now!Copy !req
182. Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer.Copy !req
183. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female mud wrestling on another.Copy !req
184. You can do your shopping at home, or play mortal combat with a friend in Vietnam.Copy !req
185. There's no end to the possibilities!Copy !req
186. When I was a kid, my mom worked
nights. I never met my father.Copy !req
187. - But the old TV was always there for me.
- I know what you mean.Copy !req
188. My dad was there everybody might as well
have been away.Copy !req
189. That's tough. You must have
a lot of abandonment issues.Copy !req
190. Reality isn't "Father knows best"
anymore.Copy !req
191. It's a kick in the face on a Saturday night
with a steel-toe grip Kodiak work boot...Copy !req
192. and a trip to the hospital bloodied and bashed
for reconstructive surgery.Copy !req
193. But what doesn't kill us
makes us stronger, right?Copy !req
194. You know, my brother is a speech therapist.Copy !req
195. So?Copy !req
196. Never mind.Copy !req
197. - You're pretty love-struck about your lady, huh?
- Yehh, I miss her.Copy !req
198. - I asked her to marry me, and she asked me to move out.
- I hate that.Copy !req
199. - She says that, I put too much pressure on her.
- Women are a labyrinth, my friend.Copy !req
200. Can I be frank?Copy !req
201. I don't think you listen to her.
I think you try to tell her what she wants to hear.Copy !req
202. She wants you to thirst
for knowledge about who she is.Copy !req
203. All the complicated splendor
that is woman.Copy !req
204. When your love is truly giving,
it will come back to you ten fold.Copy !req
205. You're right.
That's incredibly insightful.Copy !req
206. I know. It was Jerry Springer's
final thought on Friday's show.Copy !req
207. You know what? Women love suckers for Sleepless in Seattle. It's on HBO this month.Copy !req
208. - That's your bait, right there.
- Robin loves that movie.Copy !req
209. That'll do.Copy !req
210. Next time you talk to her, Tell her you're cooking yourself dinner, watching it by yourself.Copy !req
211. And sound like you just never been happier.Copy !req
212. - She'Il come running.
- Well maybe, I'll give it a try.Copy !req
213. You know, I'm embarrassed to say this,
but I don't even know your name.Copy !req
214. Do you really want to know
my name?Copy !req
215. - You do?
- Right, Sure.Copy !req
216. It's Ernie Douglas.
But my friends call me Chip.Copy !req
217. Goodbye.Copy !req
218. This concludes our broadcast day.
Click.Copy !req
219. I don't listen to you.
I pretend to understand but.Copy !req
220. I'm really just saying the things that I think that you
want to hear.Copy !req
221. And I'm interested in learning about every detail of the
complicated splendor that is you.Copy !req
222. Oh.Copy !req
223. I can see why taking this time
might be good for us. So I'm not mad.Copy !req
224. - Well, Sometimes time apart is healthy.
- You're right.Copy !req
225. Well, That's what I came here to say.Copy !req
226. I gotta get back to the office.Copy !req
227. So, What are you doing tomorrow?Copy !req
228. I'm just gonna cook myself some dinner, watch a movie.Copy !req
229. - Sleepless in Seattle is on cable.
- Really, I love that movie.Copy !req
230. Oh, Wow.Copy !req
231. If you around, why don't you come by and checkout the new apartment?Copy !req
232. - Ok, Maybe I will.
- Whatever.Copy !req
233. Hi, I'm Tabitha Soren with MTV news.
Today in the Sam Sweet case...Copy !req
234. the prosecution played the 911 call that
Sam've made, the night he murdered his brother.Copy !req
235. Keep him eye, Mr. Sweet confessed
one month later.Copy !req
236. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
My twin brother's been shot.Copy !req
237. I think it was an Asian gang
or something.Copy !req
238. I saw someone. He looked Asian.Copy !req
239. And he was speaking another language.
I'm pretty sure it was...Copy !req
240. It was Asian.Copy !req
241. Oh, man.Copy !req
242. That's the same injury you had last year?Copy !req
243. HEY, You guys play here too?Copy !req
244. Weird. I was just talking about.Copy !req
245. I thought I'd see if anybody want to play some round ball.Copy !req
246. - Great. We need another man.
- This is Chip Douglas, my cable guy.Copy !req
247. We met about a week ago, on our routine isolation.
but I feel I've know him my whole life.Copy !req
248. Really? That's sweet.Copy !req
249. - Okay Chip Douglas, you're on my team. Let's play.
- No way.Copy !req
250. - I'm on Steven's team.
- I'll switch teams. Let's just play.Copy !req
251. Hold on. I've got to warm up!
I don't want to pull a hammy.Copy !req
252. - Let's get it on.
- You any good?Copy !req
253. Kneel me under the ball.
You'll find out.Copy !req
254. Check it.Copy !req
255. Looks good.Copy !req
256. Okay, Let's see what you got,
White Shadow.Copy !req
257. Foul!Copy !req
258. - That was a travel!
- Whatever you say, Chip!Copy !req
259. Oh, I see.
We're playing prison rules, huh?Copy !req
260. Feed me!Copy !req
261. Steven, I'm open!
Feed me the rock!Copy !req
262. Chip, over here!Copy !req
263. I love this game.Copy !req
264. - I guess we're done.
- Thanks for bringing your friend steven.Copy !req
265. Hey, Rick! I never made a slam dunk
before. Thanks for the boost.Copy !req
266. What are you doing?Copy !req
267. - I'm just talking trash.
- You ruined the game.Copy !req
268. I don't appreciate your tone, Steven. Friends aren't supposed to speak to each other that way...Copy !req
269. What are you talking about? We're not friends.
I don't even know you.Copy !req
270. - Well let's change that. Let me buy you a Heineken.
- I'm going home.Copy !req
271. I guess we'll talk later.
I'd to go shower and do some stuff anyway.Copy !req
272. - You have 11 new messages.
- All right.Copy !req
273. Steven, it's Mom. Give me a Call.
I'm still your mother, you know.Copy !req
274. I'm getting on, Steven, call your mother.Copy !req
275. Hey, Steven. Just check it in. Give me a ring.
I'm at 555-4329.Copy !req
276. What's up, Steve? I'm at a pay phone.
so if you're there pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick upCopy !req
277. Okay I'll be home later.Copy !req
278. Okay, I'm home.
Give me a buzz when you get in. I'll be here pretty much all night.Copy !req
279. Hey man, It's me again. I was just taking a whizz.
Thought you might have called. Okay later.Copy !req
280. We're having ourselves quite
a little game of phone tag here.Copy !req
281. I was just blow-drying my hair.
Thought I heard the phone ring. Is there have any?Copy !req
282. Anyway call me. We'll talk about it.Copy !req
283. Steven, I think your machine is-Copy !req
284. Oh, shit.Copy !req
285. Hi.Copy !req
286. - Hey, good to see you.
- You too.Copy !req
287. - So how's work?
- Work's good.Copy !req
288. - How's Hal?
- How's Hal. Don't get me started. The guy has no vision.Copy !req
289. - It's like working for Mr. Magoo.
And those hair plugs. - I know.Copy !req
290. He's just an utterly useless person.
I think I hate him.Copy !req
291. - It's nice to see that you doing so well.
- It's nice just to see you.Copy !req
292. Hey. It should be on now.Copy !req
293. Damn it. Son of a bitch. Cable's out.Copy !req
294. Oh wait, I know what to do.
The cable guy is a friend of mine.Copy !req
295. I'm a preferred customer. All I have to do is page him. And he should've this fixed in no time.Copy !req
296. - Hi. Is there a problem with your service?
- Yehh, my cable is out.Copy !req
297. Really? So you called me.Copy !req
298. Funny, how you call
when you NEED something.Copy !req
299. - Is that how you treat people?
- Well I've been really busy. Can you give my cable going. Robin is here.Copy !req
300. - Hey, Please this is important.
- But CALLING me back isn't?Copy !req
301. I'm sorry. Please can you help me out?Copy !req
302. Why should I help you?
I gave you free cable.Copy !req
303. - What have you ever done for me?
- Anything you want. Just name it, Quickly.Copy !req
304. - Tomorrow night we hang out.
- Fine, anything you want.Copy !req
305. God bless you. You're too good to me.
You really are.Copy !req
306. ALL SET!Copy !req
307. - What's with the cut cord?
- That's for effect. Until tomorrow Steven.Copy !req
308. She's pretty. Don't kiss her.
Don't even touch her.Copy !req
309. Resist the urge at all costs.
It'll pay off in the end.Copy !req
310. See what I'm saying?Copy !req
311. Enjoy the flick.Copy !req
312. - That was fast.
- Yeah.Copy !req
313. - Are you okay?
- Yehh, I'm fine. Don't I look fine?Copy !req
314. This isn't how it's done.
I'd much rather just see somebody I like.Copy !req
315. And get a feeling about them,
and ask them if they want have a drink.Copy !req
316. - Or a slice of pizza?
- I wanted does it still works this way?Copy !req
317. - It doesn't. They asked you.
- I'm starting to notice that.Copy !req
318. If you get a new wife,
do you get to have sex with her?Copy !req
319. - I certainly hope so.
- Will she scratch up your back?Copy !req
320. What?Copy !req
321. In movies, women always scratching up
the man's back and screaming stuff when they're having sex.Copy !req
322. - How do you know this?
- Jed's got cable.Copy !req
323. - Ok baby, Mommy's got to go out now.
- When will I get a brother? You said I was gonna get a brother to play with.Copy !req
324. Yehh well that's why Mommy is going
to happy hour.Copy !req
325. Now listen, You just sit there with Mr. Babysitter,
he'll take real good care of you. Okay.Copy !req
326. Sweet, don't sit so close to that thing.
It's gonna rot your brain.Copy !req
327. - Why didn't you take my call?
- What is this thing? I kinda top and I'm doing and answer the phone everytime I drinks.Copy !req
328. - Do you know, Your nostrils flare out into little wings when you're mad.
- Come on Evelyn, I've gotta go.Copy !req
329. Sorry about yesterday by the way. I was in kind of a weird mood. How did everything go with you?Copy !req
330. - Keep them closed.
- Pretty well. We'll see. Look about the other night...Copy !req
331. You're not peeking, are you? Come on now.
I want this to be a surprise.Copy !req
332. - I really not need to be a surprise. Where are we going?
- Only the finest restaurant in town.Copy !req
333. Open, sesame.Copy !req
334. Medieval Times?Copy !req
335. I knew you'd like this place.
I come here twice a week.Copy !req
336. Welcome to Medieval Times. I'll be your serving wench, Melinda.Copy !req
337. Might I fetch you something from the barkeep?Copy !req
338. Dos thus have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate...Copy !req
339. he has been pitched in battle for a fortnight and has the king's thirst for the frosty brew dos thou might have for thus!Copy !req
340. - I'll be right back, My Lord.
- My thanks to you, fair wench.Copy !req
341. - Boom-Bam.
- Oh, Thanks.Copy !req
342. - Look, look I have to tell you. This is kind of difficult.
- Hold that thought. Show's on.Copy !req
343. Welcome to a magnificent journey
into the past.Copy !req
344. This is Medieval Times!Copy !req
345. Are you prepared for a night
of feasting and sport...Copy !req
346. the likes of which
you'll never forget?Copy !req
347. Lights out to Stand up and cheer
for your section's knight.Copy !req
348. Let the games begin!
The blue knight rules!Copy !req
349. The red knight sucks the big one!
You're going down, red knight!Copy !req
350. Going down, down, down!
Red knight going down!Copy !req
351. Down, down, down.
Red knight going down!Copy !req
352. Smite him!Copy !req
353. Could I get a knife and fork?Copy !req
354. There were no utensils in medieval times, Hence there are no utensils AT Medieval times.Copy !req
355. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?Copy !req
356. There were no utensils but there was Pepsi?Copy !req
357. Dude, I've a lot of tables.Copy !req
358. - Can I have your skin?
- SureCopy !req
359. Check this out.Copy !req
360. Silence of the Lambs.Copy !req
361. Hello, Clarice.
It's good to see you again.Copy !req
362. Oh, Lord.Copy !req
363. There was so much you know. This has nothing to do with you as a person.Copy !req
364. We have reached the climax
of our competition, Good people.Copy !req
365. And now, Two noblemen from our audience
will battle to the death...Copy !req
366. to resolve the grievance.Copy !req
367. Will a Master Steven Kovacs and a Lord Chip Douglas,
make your way to the fighting pit!Copy !req
368. - Let's go.
- What's going on?Copy !req
369. - It appears that we're going to do battle, Steven.
- Is this a normal part of the show?Copy !req
370. No, but I gave all the knights free cable. They thought it would be cool if we went at it for a while.Copy !req
371. - Well, Is it safe?
- Sure, that's what the armor's for. Come on.Copy !req
372. What are we supposed to do? I mean We have to be careful that we don't hurt each other, right?Copy !req
373. I cannot listen to any of your instructions,
For you are my sworn enemy.Copy !req
374. And apart to meet you demise.Copy !req
375. Okay Just take it easy, all right?Copy !req
376. Nice move.Copy !req
377. Necessity is the mother of invention.Copy !req
378. Come back here, so that I may brain thee!Copy !req
379. My leg! I have a cramp.Copy !req
380. Are you all right?Copy !req
381. I am now.Copy !req
382. Oh, my Lord!Copy !req
383. That's the spirit.
Let's give them a show!Copy !req
384. I'm blinded! My eyes!Copy !req
385. I don't believe you.
It's another trick.Copy !req
386. So that's how it's going to be?
Alright. You want to play rough?Copy !req
387. Daddy can play rough!Copy !req
388. Liked when Spock fought Kirk on Star Trek.
Best friends forced to do battle.Copy !req
389. Chip, this isn't funny! Will you stop it!Copy !req
390. The name is Spock. If we don't fight
until the death, they'll kill us both.Copy !req
391. This isn't Star Trek.Copy !req
392. Goodbye, Jim.Copy !req
393. Good fight. Good fight.Copy !req
394. Eat! Keep eating!Copy !req
395. Quickly! Muster atop your steed.Copy !req
396. Buddy, Get on the friggin' horse.
I don't think he's kidding.Copy !req
397. - Don't do this!
- Good luck to you!Copy !req
398. - This is our destiny!
- No, it's not!Copy !req
399. - Yes, it is! Yes, it is!
- No, it isn't! No, it isn't!Copy !req
400. - Is! Is!
- Isn't! Isn't!Copy !req
401. Are you all right?Copy !req
402. Well done, good sir.
You are the victor.Copy !req
403. But we will meet again.Copy !req
404. Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!Copy !req
405. - Did you hear that?
- Yehh.Copy !req
406. Thanks.Copy !req
407. - You got a real warrior's instinct.
- I had to admit, its a real feeling of power holding that chopstick stick.Copy !req
408. If Robin had seen you tonight, she'd be begging you to take you back. I'm telling you.Copy !req
409. These knights get laid all the time.Copy !req
410. We should go again next week.Copy !req
411. - You have no messages.
- Nobody loves you.Copy !req
412. Oh by the way. I think, I left something in the living room the other day. Can you be apparent check that out for me?Copy !req
413. Just a little piece of equipment.Copy !req
414. - What do you think?
- What is all this?Copy !req
415. It appears as if someone has taken the liberty of updating your home entertainment system.Copy !req
416. I got you the big-screen TV,
deluxe karaoke machine...Copy !req
417. and THX-quality sound that would
make George Lucas cream in his pants.Copy !req
418. You got into my house when I wasn't home?Copy !req
419. Well, how else I supposed to get this stuff here. By Osmosis?Copy !req
420. - How much did all of this cost?
- Practically nothing.Copy !req
421. I have a connection. Preferred customer.
I hook him up, he hooks me up.Copy !req
422. - Listen, I can't accept this. I wouldn't feel right.
- Why not?Copy !req
423. You give me something so much
more valuable. Friendship.Copy !req
424. Yehh and, you given me friendship. So we're even.Copy !req
425. Really don't take this personally but You have to take all this stuff back.Copy !req
426. Okay.Copy !req
427. - My friend with pickup works till Saturday. Can I leave it here till then?
- Sure. No problem.Copy !req
428. Hi, this is Robin Harris.
Steven doesn't live here anymore...Copy !req
429. If you wanna reach him, call 9555-3837Copy !req
430. Hey Robin, it's Steven.
I'm still trying to reach you so.Copy !req
431. Well, I'm at the office. Call me. Bye.Copy !req
432. - How's it going?
- Good.Copy !req
433. - Good. Keep it up. It's your ass.
- Right.Copy !req
434. It's Robin on line two.Copy !req
435. Hey, I had the best time the other night.
So when I'm gonna get you on my sofa again?Copy !req
436. - Well, tonight's not looking too good. How about tomorrow?
- Chip.Copy !req
437. I knew I'd get you
on the phone that way.Copy !req
438. Listen, that equipment is gonna be history soon. Let's break the cherry on that karaoke machine.Copy !req
439. - What does that mean?
- Tomorrow night, Karaoke jam. Your place. No ifs, ands or buts.Copy !req
440. Well maybe a few butts. BIG ONES!Copy !req
441. You're going on a date? I thought we'd fun the other night.Copy !req
442. We good. We good, but that doesn't mean that we're officially back together.Copy !req
443. And you said yourself time apart is good.Copy !req
444. Yes. Time apart from each other,
but not with other people. That's not time apart.Copy !req
445. That's time with someone else.Copy !req
446. - Steven I love you, but I gotta go. Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
447. This is just a sign
that you need to live a little.Copy !req
448. - She's having fun. You should too.
- Maybe you're right.Copy !req
449. You're damn right, I'm right.Copy !req
450. - Oh I must forgot, I got you a little something.
- I thought you said we are even.Copy !req
451. - You're breaking the rules.
- So, shoot me.Copy !req
452. What is it?Copy !req
453. My brother thought
it might help you with your lisp.Copy !req
454. - This is... There's no words...
- It's no big deal.Copy !req
455. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. It is to me.Copy !req
456. Now I'm on a mission.Copy !req
457. This is going to be
the best damn karaoke jam ever.Copy !req
458. We're really bopping!Copy !req
459. - You have some nice friends.
- Ye.. They're just preferred customers.Copy !req
460. Chick alert, 2 O'clock.
What a licorice.Copy !req
461. - Don't look, don't look, don't look, don't.
- You're just playing with me.Copy !req
462. - She's all over you. Like a lamp shield.
- Shut up.Copy !req
463. I'd strike while the iron is hot if I were you.
He who hesitates, masturbates.Copy !req
464. Go.Copy !req
465. - Hey. I'm Steven.
- Heather.Copy !req
466. - Can I get you a beer?
- How about a tequila?Copy !req
467. All right.Copy !req
468. Hi, Rick.Copy !req
469. That's could be a good one.Copy !req
470. - Thanks for accepting my invitation.
- Steven invited me.Copy !req
471. Look at him. He's having a super time.Copy !req
472. He's changing Rick. You gonna have to learn
to live with that.Copy !req
473. I don't know what your story is Chip Douglas,
but I'm going to find out.Copy !req
474. Well don't dig too deep. You might
get burnt by the molten lava.Copy !req
475. I'm out of here.Copy !req
476. Thank you. Thank you very much.
Thank you.Copy !req
477. The soothing sounds of Raul,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
478. - You had honey in your voice tonight Raul.
- Do a song for us.Copy !req
479. Oh No, I couldn't. No, I really couldn't.Copy !req
480. All right, already!Copy !req
481. I fought the law, and the law won.Copy !req
482. You might recognize this song as performed by Jefferson Airplane,Copy !req
483. In a little rockumentary called "Gimme Shelter."Copy !req
484. About the rolling stones and their nightmare at Altamont.Copy !req
485. That night the Oakland chapter of the Hell's Angels
had their way.Copy !req
486. Tonight, it's my turn.Copy !req
487. - So what do you do?
- I can barely hear you. Do we talk in the other room?Copy !req
488. All right.Copy !req
489. It's the summer of love, baby.
Let's leave these two alone.Copy !req
490. Smile!
That's going to be a good one.Copy !req
491. Good morning, Where are you sunshine.
and how are we today?Copy !req
492. I borrowed this sweatshirt. Hope you don't mind.
Bacon and eggs, coming up.Copy !req
493. - Where did Heather go?
- Oh I heard being leaving early this morning.Copy !req
494. You Cad.Copy !req
495. - What a night. Just what I needed.
- Well, I'll tell you something.Copy !req
496. - You look like a new man.
- I feel like a new man.Copy !req
497. I was getting so used to been rejected.
You know, I really liked her.Copy !req
498. Hey. It was my treat.Copy !req
499. - What do you mean with your treat?
- You know I buy this time, you buy next time.Copy !req
500. - Don't let your eggs get cold.
- Buy what?Copy !req
501. What do you mean, "Buy" what?
The women.Copy !req
502. The wom... Do you mean that Heather is a prostitute?Copy !req
503. Of course she is. You think a woman like that would hangout with us if we weren't paying her?Copy !req
504. Oh, God! This can't be happening.Copy !req
505. Oh, hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
506. It's okay. She's totally clean.
I checked her out about a week ago.Copy !req
507. Make sure she was top quality.
And I'm healthy as a horse. Not a drip.Copy !req
508. Would you like some juice?Copy !req
509. You're kidding me right? She's a friend of your. You're just messing with my mind, Right?Copy !req
510. - I wish I had friends like that.
- Get out of my house.Copy !req
511. What are you so ashamed of? I know she was a working girl, but she kinda liked you.Copy !req
512. - You might even able to get a freebie, who knows.
- No, just get out now.Copy !req
513. I don't ever want to see you again.
Robin was never gonna forgive me.Copy !req
514. Well, I tell you how you handle that.Copy !req
515. DON'T TELL HER. You want her back.
I'll help you get her back.Copy !req
516. No, I don't..
I can do it...Copy !req
517. No, I just want you out of my apartment.
And get this stuff out of here.Copy !req
518. I think you need to ask yourself, Why are you doing this Steven?Copy !req
519. If I think you're starting to sabotage yourself.Copy !req
520. - Out. Now.
- OkCopy !req
521. Everything was going so well. Why are you doing this Steven?Copy !req
522. I made you breakfast,
and we were eating and...Copy !req
523. - Out!
- Scrambled eggs and..Copy !req
524. - No, I'll fix this Steven. I' can fix it. I can make it cool again.
- Out.Copy !req
525. This is just a speed bump Steven!
I'll make it better.Copy !req
526. - May I help you?
- No. I'm meeting someone here.Copy !req
527. I apologize about last night.
I came home from gym and I just fell asleep.Copy !req
528. Most appreciated.Copy !req
529. So Gail tells me you're coming out of a relationship. What's that like. It must be hard on you.Copy !req
530. - Not really. We're just sort of in a holding pattern right now.
- A holding pattern?Copy !req
531. It sounds like you need to come down and refuel.Copy !req
532. - You're sexy.
- I Am?Copy !req
533. You heard me.Copy !req
534. You've been working hard.
Take a break.Copy !req
535. Excuse me, excuse me, pardon me, pardon me, pardon me, hey what's the story with our chicken, man?Copy !req
536. - Your chicken?
- Have the eggs had a chance to hatch yet?Copy !req
537. Well, Maybe you can go check on it for me, my friend.Copy !req
538. If it's not too much trouble for you.Copy !req
539. Alright, I'm sorry to put you out.Copy !req
540. You see the attitude? Unbelievable.Copy !req
541. Look I'm like hysterical now.
What were we talking about?Copy !req
542. Your job. What's that like.
What's your job like?Copy !req
543. It's a little crazy right now...
We've just sort of... my..Copy !req
544. Hold that on. Just a second. I need to use the head.
and I'll be right back.Copy !req
545. I want to find out about your job.
about a minute rested, I'm curious about it.Copy !req
546. Hey, what's with the story with our chicken?Copy !req
547. - Enjoy your meal.
- Thank you.Copy !req
548. - Good evening, sir.
- Hey, Stretch.Copy !req
549. - Pleasant night, isn't it?
- Yeah, not too bad.Copy !req
550. Of course, I guess the weather is always fussing in here.Copy !req
551. The winters are remarkably mild!Copy !req
552. If you need anything, just let me know.
Anything at all.Copy !req
553. Don't bother. I think, I got it under control.Copy !req
554. - Unbelievable.
- It's no trouble, really.Copy !req
555. What is your-?Copy !req
556. People rarely take advantage of
all my services. I'll help you wash up.Copy !req
557. Cleanliness is next to godliness.Copy !req
558. You're on a big date.Copy !req
559. You'll need to look your best.Copy !req
560. That'll take care of the shine.
Now, let's pluck those eyebrows!Copy !req
561. She loves me, she loves me not.
She loves me...Copy !req
562. she loves me not.Copy !req
563. A little José Eber...Copy !req
564. a touch of Alfalfa...Copy !req
565. and... Boom-bam... we're ready to dry you off!Copy !req
566. Right into the buckle.
That's got to hurt!Copy !req
567. Suck it.
Suck the air.Copy !req
568. Anyone ever say, You look just like Dizzy Gillespie.Copy !req
569. Don't worry about the tip.
But I've got one for you.Copy !req
570. Stay away from Robin. She's taken.Copy !req
571. Here's a brizzare story from downtown where a man was beaten...Copy !req
572. in a restroom by the sailor disguised as
a bathroom attendant.Copy !req
573. The victim is been unable to speak senses unmotivated attack.Copy !req
574. A police sketch are as put together this drawing for witnesses descriptions.Copy !req
575. We'll be right back.Copy !req
576. Tonight on UPN: The trial
that's captured the nation.Copy !req
577. Everybody is waiting for the verdict,
but you don't have to wait for the movie.Copy !req
578. - Crybaby.
- I love you.Copy !req
579. - No, Sammy!
- Look who's crying now.Copy !req
580. Eric Roberts is Sam and Stan Sweet
in Brother Sweet Brother. The killing of Stanton Sweet.Copy !req
581. Parental discretion advised.Copy !req
582. - Who is it?
- It's the cable guy.Copy !req
583. My cable's fine.Copy !req
584. I have an upgrade order for one Robin Harris.Copy !req
585. Total rainbow package. That's every pay channel available.Copy !req
586. Well, I didn't order that.Copy !req
587. Apparently, you have a secret admirer.Copy !req
588. - Was it a man named Steven?
- I can't tell you that.Copy !req
589. - Come on.
- No, I promised Steven I wouldn't say.Copy !req
590. Oh, My goodness, look what I've done.Copy !req
591. - You didn't hear it from me.
- Hold on.Copy !req
592. - Male witches are the worst kind.
- He's not a witch.Copy !req
593. That about does it. My work is done.Copy !req
594. Okay.Copy !req
595. That was hot up there.Copy !req
596. - So, Are you a friend of Steven's?
- I'm proud to say that I am.Copy !req
597. I recently installed his cable
and we just hit it off. We burned a big time.Copy !req
598. - Are you guys going out a lot?
- Not really.Copy !req
599. That guy is devoted to you.Copy !req
600. You know, I'm probably crossing a boundary telling you this...Copy !req
601. but he thinks you're the cat's pajamas. You really does.Copy !req
602. Did he say that?Copy !req
603. Only every five minutes. Frankly I'm sick of hearing it. I'm just joking.Copy !req
604. - He's a good man.
- Yeah.Copy !req
605. He mentioned that you guys have... had some problems.Copy !req
606. - Yehh, It's a little complicated.
- It always is.Copy !req
607. You know, I asked a woman to marry me once.Copy !req
608. She said, she wanted to think about it.
We agreed to take some time apart. Reassess our feelings.Copy !req
609. You know... Give each other space.Copy !req
610. Well, She's no longer with us.Copy !req
611. Ohh.. I'm sorry.Copy !req
612. Sometimes you don't know
what you've got till it's gone.Copy !req
613. Promise me you'Il never go bungee jumping in Mexico. Okay. They just don't have the regulations.Copy !req
614. - I promise.
- Anyway...Copy !req
615. I've said too much.Copy !req
616. Thank you.Copy !req
617. Cherish him, Robin.
Every hair on his head.Copy !req
618. Excuse me.Copy !req
619. - Hello.
- I love you.Copy !req
620. - Robin?
- Yes.Copy !req
621. Oh, I love you too.Copy !req
622. That was so sweet of you.Copy !req
623. Oh, Well..Copy !req
624. - You didn't have to do that.
- I- I wanted to.Copy !req
625. Giving me free cable.
Only you would do something like that.Copy !req
626. Oh, Well, you know, I've been wanting to do something for you, but always trying to give you your space, so...Copy !req
627. - Maybe, We shouldn't be making more of it anymore.
- Okay.Copy !req
628. - So, Call me later if you're around.
- Oh Sure, I call you soon as I get home.Copy !req
629. Okay.Copy !req
630. - Bye!
- Bye, bye!Copy !req
631. Steven.Copy !req
632. - Are you ready to rock?
- Oh, The concert. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
633. - What?
- That was Robin. I think that we getting back together.Copy !req
634. So you're blowing me off. I can't believe this. You do this everytime man. I don't want put up with it anymore.Copy !req
635. - Don't be mad. Can't you get somebody else to go?
- Yehh, Maybe I'll take MY cable guy.Copy !req
636. So, I'll call you later-Copy !req
637. Pretty smooth work.
I set them up, you knock them down.Copy !req
638. - What?
- Robin. I got her back for you. I juiced her up.Copy !req
639. - How do you know we're back together?
- Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac, Steven.Copy !req
640. - I don't want you messing around with my life.
- I know, I felt bad about the other night. I wanted to make it up to you.Copy !req
641. So what are you doing? Wanna catch a flick?Copy !req
642. Look, I appreciate you helping me out with Robin.Copy !req
643. But you have to understand, I'm going to have to work *extra* hard to not screw this relationship up again.Copy !req
644. You're a very nice guy, but I just
don't have any room in my life for a new friend.Copy !req
645. Okay?Copy !req
646. - So, What are you trying to say?
- I don't want to be your friend.Copy !req
647. I appreciate your honesty.
You're a real straight shooter.Copy !req
648. - So you're all right?
- Hey, I'm a big boy.Copy !req
649. It's no big deal. Whatever.Copy !req
650. - You're sure?
- Uh-huh. I'm fine.Copy !req
651. - Robin Harris.
- Hey, it's Chip Douglas.Copy !req
652. - Chip Douglas?
- The cable guy.Copy !req
653. - Hi, What's up?
- I feel kinda weird calling you just, I'm worried about Steven.Copy !req
654. - What is it?
- Well, something isn't right. Doesn't seem like himselfs lately.Copy !req
655. - Have you noticed anything or... ahh?
- No. Actually things are going really well.Copy !req
656. Good. That makes me feel better.Copy !req
657. - Well, Should I be worried?
- No. I'm probably just been nervous in ally.Copy !req
658. Let's just keep our eyes open.Copy !req
659. - Bye.
- Bye-bye.Copy !req
660. Alright, Just let it put yourself here.
Stevie, you did it, man.Copy !req
661. You took your cajones and mine and you put them on the table and you slam-dunked it.Copy !req
662. Ready to go. Now asked probably give him my job.Copy !req
663. - On to the next order of business.
- Steven, I need to talk to you.Copy !req
664. get down to the order finding an architect.Copy !req
665. - I really need to talk to you.
- It shall wait.Copy !req
666. - Is there a Steven Kovacs in here?
- Oh Yeah. I'm Steven Kovacs. What's the problem?Copy !req
667. - You're under arrest son.
- What did he do?Copy !req
668. Receiving stolen property.Copy !req
669. - What? what I don't know anything about it.
- Do not speak until spoken to.Copy !req
670. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say maybe used against you in a court of law.Copy !req
671. - You have the right to an attorney. Do you understand?
- But, I didn't accept any stolen goods.Copy !req
672. Deluxe karaoke machine.
Big-screen TV.Copy !req
673. Cream in his pants...Copy !req
674. - I can't believe you did this.
- I didn't do anything.Copy !req
675. He gave you a big-screen TV
and a Hi-Fi system as a present?Copy !req
676. You aspect me to believe that. You know, you're killing your mother with this.Copy !req
677. - I swear it's true.
- Why would you accept such extravagant gifts?Copy !req
678. - I don't know. I shouldn't have.
- What's really going on here Steven? Are you on some... Are you taking the pot?Copy !req
679. I'm fine. I didn't do anything!
Just call my cable guy.Copy !req
680. Steven, the police looked into it. Nobody named Chip Douglas works for the cable company.Copy !req
681. - This is a mistake. This can't be happening.
- Yes it is and It's killing your mother.Copy !req
682. - When can you get me out of here?
- Well, unfortunate there's no time to get a bail hearing today.Copy !req
683. You gonna have to spend the weekend in county lockup.Copy !req
684. - Look at the pretty boy!
- Shut-up!Copy !req
685. and they call me to pump
and I'll be your friend.Copy !req
686. Lock down!Copy !req
687. You hear anything?Copy !req
688. Hello Steven! I came as soon as I could.Copy !req
689. - What's your real name?
- It's Larry Tate, but that's not what's important right now.Copy !req
690. We have to get you out of here. I was watching Court TV and I think I saw the loophole in your case.Copy !req
691. I'm gonna talk to the judge about a writ of Habeas Corpus. I'll put the SYSTEM on trial.Copy !req
692. - Why are you doing this to me?
- I didn't do this to you, you did this to you.Copy !req
693. - You set me up.
- No. I taught you a lesson.Copy !req
694. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy.
You seem to prefer the latter.Copy !req
695. I'm just here to comfort you.Copy !req
696. Come on, Touch it. Come on, You need human contact. Touch it.Copy !req
697. I will not touch it.Copy !req
698. - What are you doing? Stop it, Stop it.
- I know how you're feeling right now!Copy !req
699. - Stop it, stop it. Don't do that.
- I'm here for you!Copy !req
700. Don't do that! Jesus christ! You're gonna get me killed!Copy !req
701. Oh, Billy.Copy !req
702. I'm just messing with you.Copy !req
703. Remember Midnight Express?
Oliver Stone won the Academy Award for best screenplay.Copy !req
704. Awesome-awesome scene.Copy !req
705. Sir, This is the man who framed me. He's right here. He set me up. Arrest him.Copy !req
706. Hey, Bernie, how's that sports package?
Alright.Copy !req
707. Ohh By the way! Don't worry about Robin. I'll make sure she is well taking care of.Copy !req
708. - If you go near her, I'll kill you.
- That's it. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
709. This concludes our broadcast day.Copy !req
710. Click.Copy !req
711. - You bet your ass, You've been blowing me off.
- Well, this guy is really been doing a number on me.Copy !req
712. - I told you not to hangout with him.
- You tell me to offer him money and get free cable.Copy !req
713. Did I... tell you to have a karaoke jam with him?Copy !req
714. Rick, I'm out on bail.Copy !req
715. Ok, I'll see if I can get my friend and research to track him down. What do you say his name was?Copy !req
716. Well, He calls himself Larry Tate. But he told me, his name is Chip Douglas.Copy !req
717. Chip Douglas! Chip Douglas! Why this is sounds so familiar.Copy !req
718. - Are you okay?
- Yehh, I'm fine.Copy !req
719. - You're not fine. When you say you're fine, I know that you're not fine.
- I just want to get this over with.Copy !req
720. I hate visiting my parents.Copy !req
721. Is this guy cool? I'm just joking. Come on in, you psycho.Copy !req
722. - What is he doing here?
- I invited him.Copy !req
723. You invited him... When?Copy !req
724. - At lunch, the other day.
- At lunch the other day, you have lunch with him...?Copy !req
725. - You look great.
- And you are a vision.Copy !req
726. - Hello Steven! You look rested.
- Come here.Copy !req
727. What's wrong Steven! You seems some weird energy from you.Copy !req
728. Yehh maybe that's because I just got out of jail where you sent me.Copy !req
729. - I should just take you to the police, Right now.
- You can if you like.Copy !req
730. But I'd hate that to show Robin this.Copy !req
731. - Bastard!
- Come on Steven! Let's just have a good time tonight.Copy !req
732. So, Steven is carrying his battle axe and he's chasing me. Wave it around like a mad man.Copy !req
733. So I says to him I says, "Hey, it's just a show!
What are you trying to prove?"Copy !req
734. - He's always taking things too seriously.
- Totally, certain I don't know, the guy almost took my head off.Copy !req
735. You guys have never played Porno Password?
It's the adult version of the popular television game show.Copy !req
736. Robin, you're on my team.
Steven, you're with Mom.Copy !req
737. You're the judges.Copy !req
738. Pick a word.Copy !req
739. The password is...Copy !req
740. vagina.Copy !req
741. - I really don't want to play this game.
- Come on, Steven.Copy !req
742. Woman.Copy !req
743. - Woman.
- Man?Copy !req
744. Penis.Copy !req
745. - Penis.
- Vagina?Copy !req
746. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
747. She got vagina!Copy !req
748. - I would have said "schlong."
- Hey, Now we're starting to get this!Copy !req
749. The password is...Copy !req
750. nipple.Copy !req
751. - Can I pass?
- Come on, Steven. Don't be a stick in the mud.Copy !req
752. Breast.Copy !req
753. Tit?Copy !req
754. Remember his clue.Copy !req
755. Hard.Copy !req
756. - Erection?
- No. But thanks for noticing.Copy !req
757. - Your turn!
- Center.Copy !req
758. Center.Copy !req
759. - Center!
- Nipple?Copy !req
760. - She got it!
- Mom.Copy !req
761. The password is...Copy !req
762. I'm not quite sure how to say this.Copy !req
763. You know that little thing...Copy !req
764. - No. I can't say that to my mother.
- Hey, She's a grown woman. She can handle it.Copy !req
765. No, I won't do it. I'm not gonna do it. I don't want to play anymore. I've had enough! That's it.Copy !req
766. - It's just skin, Steven.
- No, I had enough I don't want to do it anymore! I'm not playing porno password with him.Copy !req
767. - Steven, I really think, you're overreacting.
- I'm not overreacting. You all being fooled by him.Copy !req
768. - He's not like this. He's a lunatic and is a felon.
- Wooo... Everybody just relax.Copy !req
769. - We knew this is gonna happen.
- Nothing is happening, Nothing is happening!Copy !req
770. Steven! This is a safe place.
You're with people who love you. Right everyone?Copy !req
771. - Yes! We love you.
- I hate you! Get out of my life!Copy !req
772. - He's projecting all of his anger on to me. Maybe I should go.
- No. Don't go.Copy !req
773. - Steven! You are being an asshole.
- What?Copy !req
774. Do you see what's happening right now?Copy !req
775. - You're hitting bottom.
- You stay away from me.Copy !req
776. Come on now.Copy !req
777. This is where the healing begins.
Come on... Come on.Copy !req
778. Robin showed me the birthmark on her left shoulder. It's very sexy. Slurrrrppp.Copy !req
779. Steven!Copy !req
780. What the hell is wrong with you man?Copy !req
781. Thank you for the delightful evening everyone.
I guess I'll be leaving now.Copy !req
782. I forgive you. I only hope
my neurologist will feel the same.Copy !req
783. - Did anybody notice I'm late?
- What you talking about? You've been here for an hour.Copy !req
784. - How's Hal?
- Of, Don't get me started. That man, he has no vision.Copy !req
785. It's like working for Mr. Magoo.
now for only somebody purple would wiseup and dump Hal.Copy !req
786. - And those hair plugs... Just so awful to look at.
- I know.Copy !req
787. - Hair plugs... Hair plugs... Hair plugs... I know... I know... I know.
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
788. He's so pathetic.
I think I hate him. Hate him...Copy !req
789. If only somebody purple would wiseup and dump Hal.Copy !req
790. I... I don't hate you.Copy !req
791. - Those hair plugs.
- Get out.Copy !req
792. Chip! Chip.Copy !req
793. This isn't funny!Copy !req
794. Where are you?Copy !req
795. If you build it, he will come.Copy !req
796. - Hello?
- BINGO! My Three Sons.Copy !req
797. - Chip and Ernie Douglas.
- I got a list here of every cable installer fired in the last 4 years.Copy !req
798. Check out some of these names -
Murray Slaughter.Copy !req
799. George Jetson. Jean-Luc Picard.Copy !req
800. - There is even a guy who liked to be called "The Big Ragu".
- Carmine from Laverne & Shirley.Copy !req
801. That's so sad that you know that.Copy !req
802. Anyway, the cable company in town
fired a guy 6 months ago...Copy !req
803. named Darrin Stevens.Copy !req
804. You may remember his boss... Larry Tate,
from a little show called Bewitched.Copy !req
805. - So, he doesn't even work for the cable company?
- YAHTZEE!Copy !req
806. They booted his ass for stalking customers.Copy !req
807. This guy is deeply troubled. If I were you, I'd lock up *tight*.Copy !req
808. New developments breaking in the Sam Sweet Trial.Copy !req
809. The jury has notified the judge that they are close to a verdict.Copy !req
810. And would like to continue deliberating
into the evening hours.Copy !req
811. We'll keep you updated as events gone.Copy !req
812. The day started real nice here in southern will.Copy !req
813. But now the moisture is increasing. And the clouds are wowering and thickening.Copy !req
814. That time center of the weather radar, we see strong thunderstorms...Copy !req
815. CABLE!Copy !req
816. CABLE GUY!Copy !req
817. CABLE GUY!Copy !req
818. Cabloce gaauy!Copy !req
819. Caaable Gaaaaaauy!Copy !req
820. Okay, I'm going! Take it OFF.Copy !req
821. See you! Bye.Copy !req
822. I just want to hang out! NO BIG DEAL!Copy !req
823. - Hello?
- What a shame! We could have been blood brothers.Copy !req
824. But you're too needy.
It's a real turn-off. Ask Robin.Copy !req
825. Rick told me that you are fired from the cable company. You're not even a real cable guy.Copy !req
826. Can you hold on a second. I have call waiting.Copy !req
827. - Knock it off. I know it's you.
- Sorry about that. Where was I?Copy !req
828. - Don't do this. There must be something, we can do to work this out?
- I wish we could.Copy !req
829. - I'm just so tired, Steven. So very tired.
- Look, Can we talk in person. Where are you?Copy !req
830. I'd love to chat, but I'm
getting together with a lady friend.Copy !req
831. - You might know her.
- Stay away from her!Copy !req
832. Goodbye, Steven. Click.Copy !req
833. Robin!Copy !req
834. - Robin!
- She just left with the man from the cable company!Copy !req
835. - You don't know, where they were going?
- NoCopy !req
836. But, I heard him say they were gonna go for
ride on the information super highway.Copy !req
837. The future is now!Copy !req
838. Soon every American home will integrate their
television, phone and computer!Copy !req
839. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel,
or watch female mud wrestling on another.Copy !req
840. You can do your shopping at home, or play
mortal combat with a friend in Vietnam.Copy !req
841. I want to go home now.
I'm worried about Steven.Copy !req
842. Steven. Steven.Copy !req
843. Steven, Steven, Steven.Copy !req
844. - Help!
- Robin!Copy !req
845. Where are you?Copy !req
846. - Steven!
- I'm coming!Copy !req
847. - Help me!
- Hang on!Copy !req
848. - Steven, look out!
- Yes, Steven! Look out!Copy !req
849. "Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld."Copy !req
850. Leave him alone!Copy !req
851. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie six times. It rules!Copy !req
852. Isn't it funny that we ended up in this position.
Seriously?Copy !req
853. You gonna have to do
better than that, Steven.Copy !req
854. Steven? Steven.Copy !req
855. My lisp is gone!Copy !req
856. You stupid son-of-a-bitch.Copy !req
857. - Stop it! Steven!
- I'm coming!Copy !req
858. You know, the trouble with real life is,
there's no danger music.Copy !req
859. Nice jump, Spiderman!Copy !req
860. Oh, God.Copy !req
861. Uh-oh, Steven called the fuzz!Copy !req
862. "Bad boys, bad boys... whatcha gonna do?"Copy !req
863. Skooch-skooch over just a tad.Copy !req
864. - Oh, Here comes our hero.
- Okay. Easy.Copy !req
865. - It didn't have to be this way Steven.
- Well, What are you up to? What are you planning to do?Copy !req
866. I don't really have a plan, Insect.Copy !req
867. It pre much gone moment to moment right now. Winging it really.Copy !req
868. You got to admit though,
it's a pretty cool place for an ending.Copy !req
869. - An ending to what?
- It's like that movie "GoldenEye".Copy !req
870. No Its not, its not like anything. This isn't a movie! This is reality! There's a difference.Copy !req
871. This is the police. You're
trespassing in a restricted area.Copy !req
872. I just wanted to be your friend...Copy !req
873. but I screwed it up.Copy !req
874. - You are in a high-voltage restricted area.
- What's that?Copy !req
875. Come again?Copy !req
876. Oh I see. You want to quiet down
and just chill out in front of the TV for while. Is that it?Copy !req
877. You were never there for me,
were you, Mother?Copy !req
878. You expected Mike and Carol Brady
to raise me.Copy !req
879. I'm the bastard son
of Clair Huxtable!Copy !req
880. I'm a lost Cunningham!Copy !req
881. I learned the facts of life
from watching "The Facts of Life!"Copy !req
882. Oh, God!Copy !req
883. That's it.Copy !req
884. That's what I have to do!Copy !req
885. No, no no. Don't do that. Don't do that.
No, Come down from there.Copy !req
886. - We... we'll all go out together and will have a Heineken.
- Yeah!Copy !req
887. I'm not thirsty anymore.Copy !req
888. See yaa.Copy !req
889. No!Copy !req
890. You're not going anywhere!Copy !req
891. It's okay!
I understand my purpose now!Copy !req
892. Don't do this. You just need help.
We all get lonely.Copy !req
893. Yehh, but I get really lonely. I mean look at me. Come on!Copy !req
894. You'll be fine. I'll be your pal, just come on up!Copy !req
895. No. It's too late for me.Copy !req
896. but there are a lot of little cable boys and girls out there who STILL have a chance!Copy !req
897. Don't you understand, Steven?Copy !req
898. Somebody has to kill the babysitter.Copy !req
899. This is the moment America has been waiting for. We have just been informed that the jury...Copy !req
900. The jury has notified the judge
that they've reached a verdict.Copy !req
901. We are LIVE.
The jury is seated and the verdict in the sam sweet...Copy !req
902. - The moment of truth...
- Jacob Sweet has been found...Copy !req
903. Help. Help.Copy !req
904. Preferred customer, my ASS!Copy !req
905. Squad 51, squad 51. Man down.
Possible back injury.Copy !req
906. Dixie! We're gonna need an IV with D-5-W bring me as I take to there.Copy !req
907. Check vital signs... need steriliticate drip.Copy !req
908. Prepare to defibrillate! Clear!Copy !req
909. Wait!Copy !req
910. You two will gotta be just fine.Copy !req
911. Take care of him, Robin.
He's good people.Copy !req
912. You never told me your real name.Copy !req
913. You still want to know my name?Copy !req
914. Yeah.Copy !req
915. It's Ricardo.Copy !req
916. Ricky Ricardo.Copy !req
917. I'm just messing with you.Copy !req
918. Let's go home.Copy !req
919. Hang in there, pal!
You're going to make it, buddy!Copy !req
920. Hey.Copy !req
921. - Am I really your buddy?
- Yeah, sure you are!Copy !req