The Boy Who Cried Werewolf (2010)

1. COME ON.

2. HELLO?

3. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

4. - HUNTER,

5. NOT TO DO THAT TO ME?

6. - THIS IS A REALLY GOOD ONE.

7. - COME ON. WE HAVE TO MAKE DINNER.

8. DESTRUKTOR IV, THE DOWNLOAD OF DEATH.

9. COMES OUT THIS WEEKEND?

10. - YEAH, YOU MENTIONED IT.

11. IT'S RATED "R."

12. - DAD SAID HE'D TAKE ME. - NO, HE SAID, "WE'LL SEE."

13. - WHAT ARE WE HAVING? - TOFU STIR-FRY.

14. - JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE

15. DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVE TO STARVE.

16. HUMANS EAT MEAT, JORDAN!

17. IT'S WHY WE HAVE THESE. - MOVE.

18. - THANK YOU.

19. FOUR PLACES?

20. - I INVITED MS. CARLSBERG FROM DOWN THE STREET OVER FOR DINNER.

21. - WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

22. BE GOOD FOR DAD.

23. BE NICE TO HER!

24. - HELLO.

25. - HI.

26. - YEAH. YEAH.

27. I'M JUST GRABBIN' A QUICK BITE, ALL RIGHT?

28. I'LL SEE YOU SOON.

29. UH, BYE-BYE. I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

30. HELLO. - HI, DAD.

31. - GUYS, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

32. - YOU REMEMBER MS. CARLSBERG? - SURE.

33. HEY. - JACQUELINE.

34. - GOOD. UM...

35. UH, CAN YOU GIVE US A MOMENT?

36. JORDAN?

37. - YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE, DAD!

38. ACROSS TOWN.

39. IT'S A BIG ONE,

40. COULD BE A LOT OF MONEY.

41. - MS. CARLSBERG, I'M AWFULLY THIRSTY.

42. SOME SODA OUT OF THE FRIDGE?

43. - OH, OF COURSE, SWEETIE.

44. WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU.

45. - JORDAN, I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT, BUT I TOLD YOU.

46. WHEN IT'S TIME, WHEN I'M READY,

47. I'LL FIND MY OWN DATE.

48. - SORRY TO INTERRUPT.

49. OH.

50. - OH.

51. GOOD PIE. MM.

52. - THANK YOU.

53. SOME MORE SODA.

54. - MM.

55. HUNTER!

56. - JORDAN, HE'S OVER THERE. ASK HIM TO THE PROM.

57. - FORGET IT. NO POSSIBLE WAY.

58. - J., YOU'VE BEEN DROOLING

59. FROM HARRISON.

60. - I DON'T DROOL.

61. AND BESIDES, WHAT AM I GONNA SAY TO HIM?

62. - NOTHING. YOU SAY NOTHING.

63. LOOK AT ASHLEY AND WHIT.

64. THEY GOT IT DOWN.

65. - THE HAIR FLIP.

66. THE LIP POUT.

67. THE OVER-GIGGLE.

68. IT'S A LANGUAGE ALL ITS OWN.

69. TO BE A MOUSE, JORDAN.

70. YOU'RE THE PREDATOR, AND HE IS YOUR PREY.

71. - ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU. - BYE, CORT.

72. - DANG IT. I FORGOT MY WALLET.

73. - OH, HERE! LET ME. UH...

74. LET ME, UM—I CAN—

75. - WOW. THANKS, JUDY.

76. UH, IT'S-IT'S ACTUALLY JORDAN.

77. - RIGHT.

78. UM...

79. WHAT'S WITH YOUR FACE?

80. UH-HUH.

81. - UGH.

82. - YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?

83. - YOU AND CORT MCCANN?

84. IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN, SWEETIE.

85. - EVER.

86. HANDS UP!

87. COME ON, SANDS!

88. GET A HAND UP!

89. KIND OF STINKS, DUDE.

90. - YEAH.

91. THAT'S THE BAG?

92. - PATIENCE, MY SON.

93. COME ON, SANDS!

94. DID I SAY YOU COULD TAKE A BREAK?

95. YOU WANT TO MAKE THIS TEAM,

96. I'M GONNA NEED A LITTLE MORE EFFORT.

97. - AND HERE WE GO.

98. WATCH THIS.

99. DUDE!

100. WHOO!

101. - HEY, ISN'T THAT YOUR LOSER BROTHER, SANDS?

102. - I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE IN MY LIFE.

103. - FREAK.

104. - YOU'LL NEVER MAKE THE TEAM.

105. OKAY.

106. NEEDS TO BE PAID AND, UM,

107. CAN WAIT UNTIL THE 15TH.

108. - DAD, EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, ISN'T IT?

109. - MM.

110. SURE. OF COURSE IT IS, HONEY.

111. - BUT WE NEED A MIRACLE.

112. - A BIG, BIG MIRACLE.

113. HEY, LOOK, I DON'T WANT YOU GUYS TO WORRY.

114. ALL RIGHT? WE WILL FIGURE THIS OUT.

115. I PROMISE YOU.

116. - OH, AND, UM, THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE I NEED YOU TO SIGN.

117. - YEAH? WHAT'S THAT?

118. SUSPENDED AGAIN?

119. WAS ACTING OUT.

120. - HUNTER, GRAB THE CAMERA. - OKAY, I GOT IT!

121. - I'M GONNA THROW ON THE MASK, OKAY?

122. OKAY, KEEP IT ROLLIN'.

123. I'M GONNA SNEAK UP BEHIND.

124. OH!

125. - YOU FREAKED ME OUT!

126. GET OVER HERE.

127. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

128. MOM!

129. THIS IS SO BRILLIANT, HUNTER.

130. IT'S NOT.

131. RAWR! RAWR!

132. - IT'S NOT FUNNY.

133. DOWN, PLEASE?

134. HUNTER, THIS HAS TO STOP.

135. IT WAS OKAY WHEN YOU WERE A KID, BUT IT'S TIME TO GROW UP.

136. - DAD, I'VE BEEN 14 FOR, LIKE, A MONTH.

137. LIVING IN THE REAL WORLD.

138. OKAY?

139. AND IN THE REAL WORLD,

140. THERE'S NO DESTRUKTOR, ALL RIGHT?

141. THERE'S NO— THERE'S NO MUTILATOR.

142. THERE'S NO ALIENS.

143. - JUST 'CAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT TRUE.

144. I MISS HER TOO.

145. LOOK, ONE MORE OF THESE—

146. ALL OF THIS GOES AWAY.

147. OKAY? - YEAH.

148. I GOT IT.

149. - ALL RIGHT.

150. GOOD NIGHT.

151. IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, HUNTER.

152. - NO! IT'S NOT.

153. JUST OPEN IT.

154. MM.

155. - OKAY.

156. "DEAR SANDS FAMILY,

157. FROM WOLFSBERG, ROMANIA."

158. - ROMANIA? WHO'S FROM ROMANIA?

159. VAMPIRES.

160. WHAT? I'M JUST SAYIN'.

161. - "WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU

162. "OF YOUR GREAT UNCLE DRAGUMEER—

163. "DRAGOMIR VUKOVIC.

164. "YOUR PRESENCE IS REQUESTED

165. "FOR THE READING OF HIS LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT,

166. "AT WHICH TIME POSSESSION

167. WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO YOU."

168. - WOLFSBERG MANOR? - DRAGOMIR?

169. - NO. IT'S NOT ME.

170. OUTSIDE THE DOOR,

171. AND HE WAS WATCHING ME, AND I DON'T KNOW.

172. HE MUST HAVE LEFT IT.

173. LOOK, THERE'S A NUMBER.

174. CALL IT IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME.

175. - WELL, THAT WAS THE EXECUTOR'S OFFICE.

176. - WELL? - WHAT'D THEY SAY?

177. YOUR MOTHER'S GREAT UNCLE

178. HAS LEFT US EVERYTHING, INCLUDING HIS CASTLE.

179. SEE? I TOLD YOU.

180. WE'RE RICH! - NO, WE'RE NOT RICH, HUNTER.

181. DAD, HOW COME MOM NEVER TOLD US WE HAVE RELATIVES IN ROMANIA?

182. - I HAVE NO IDEA, SWEETIE.

183. - DUDE, I'M GOIN' TO ROMANIA!

184. YEAH, I-I DON'T KNOW. LET ME ASK.

185. HEY, DAD, CAN WE GO SEE DRACULA'S CASTLE?

186. OKAY. WELL, HE—HE'S UNDECIDED.

187. YEAH.

188. OKAY. YEAH, I'M-I'M GONNA GO PACK.

189. - DAD, YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING THIS, ARE YOU?

190. - HERE WE ARE, KIDS.

191. - WELCOME TO WOLFSBERG AIRPORT. - WE MADE IT.

192. - AW, COOL! SILVER BULLETS.

193. FLESH FROM BONE.

194. INTO A BONNET.

195. DESTRUKTOR III.

196. FASHION KILLS.

197. - YOU HERE FOR THE FEST, BRO?

198. - THE FEST?

199. - WOLFSBERG MOONLIGHT MANIA,

200. THIS SIDE OF THE BIG APPLE.

201. TO HONOR THE BEAST.

202. - WHAT'S THE BEAST?

203. - BRO, YOU'RE WEARING DESTRUKTOR GEAR,

204. AND YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE WOLFSBERG BEAST?

205. - UH-UH.

206. - EVERY YEAR, THIS TIME, AT THE FULL MOON,

207. AND HOWLS HIS WARNING.

208. - WARNING TO WHO?

209. - VAMPIRES, BROTHER.

210. HE'S TELLIN' 'EM TO STAY AWAY.

211. WOLFSBERG BELONGS TO HIM.

212. BRO, SERIOUSLY. WORLD WIDE WEB. LOG ON.

213. - HEY, HUNTER, LET'S GO. - I GOT TO GO.

214. - OKAY, BRO. I'LL SEE YOU AT THE FESTIVAL.

215. - YEAH, THAT'D BE AWESOME.

216. HEY, DAD, CAN WE SEE THE BEAST?

217. - WHAT'S THE BEAST?

218. - WELL, WHATEVER IT IS,

219. WE'RE NOT HERE TO SEE THE ANIMALS.

220. - YOU NEED TAXI?

221. - YES, UH, WE'RE GOING TO 1212 LYCANTHRO—

222. - WOLFSBERG MANOR. OF COURSE.

223. WHAT WAS THAT?

224. - AH, HE'S RASPUTIN.

225. - I'M NOT GETTING IN THERE.

226. - SHE'S AFRAID OF DOGS, DUDE.

227. - HE'S MAN'S BEST FRIEND.

228. ALL BITE, NO BARK.

229. - DAD? - HONEY, IT'S JUST A DOG.

230. - THAT IS NOT JUST A DOG. - IT'S LATE.

231. LET'S GO. - OHH.

232. I DON'T WANT TO GET IN.

233. I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS.

234. - JUST GO. HURRY UP.

235. - DON'T PUSH ME!

236. - HUNTER!

237. - TOLD YOU.

238. - OKAY.

239. HELLO?

240. HELLO?

241. JEEZ.

242. UH, HELLO. I'M DAVID SANDS.

243. - I AM MADAME VARCOLAC.

244. YOU WILL FOLLOW ME.

245. LIVED HERE LONG?

246. - DAD! - WHAT?

247. CONVERSATION.

248. - BOY, GIRL,

249. THIS WAY.

250. FATHER, YOUR ROOM—

251. THAT WAY.

252. HAVE ONE RULE.

253. STAY IN ROOM AT NIGHT.

254. LOCK DOOR.

255. - ACTUALLY, THAT'S TWO RULES.

256. - HUNTER, DON'T ARGUE WITH MADAME VARCOLAC.

257. OKAY. GO TO BED.

258. - WHAT? - GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.

259. LOCK YOUR DOORS.

260. I'M LOCKING MINE. LOVE YOU.

261. - HEY, CHECK THIS OUT.

262. "TO DRAGOMIR.

263. "THE STRENGTH OF THE PACK

264. "AND THE STRENGTH OF THE WOLF IS THE PACK.

265. BEST WISHES, 'RUDEYARD' KIPLING."

266. THAT'S WHAT MOM ALWAYS USED TO SAY.

267. WHO'S THIS KIPLING DUDE?

268. IT'S FROM THE JUNGLE BOOK, BY "RUDYARD" KIPLING.

269. MOM WAS QUOTING HIM.

270. NOW, COME ON, LET'S GO.

271. TO GET HER ANGRY?

272. - WHO? - MADAME VARCOLAC.

273. GET TO ROOMS.

274. - HUH, WHAT'S THIS?

275. "PROPERTIES BY PAULINA.

276. "WITH MY COMPLIMENTS, PAULINA VON ECKBERG,

277. PROFESSIONAL."

278. COOKIES.

279. OH, GOOD.

280. - UH, BEFORE YOU OPEN THAT,

281. THAT I DON'T EAT—

282. AND CREAM CHEESE.

283. WAS DRAGOMIR'S FAVORITE.

284. - UH, MADAME VARCOLAC?

285. UH, WE'RE GOING INTO TOWN AFTER BREAKFAST.

286. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU NEED? - I GIVE YOU LIST.

287. - IS THERE AN INTERNET CAFE?

288. I NEED TO GET ONLINE.

289. - WE HAVE WORLD WIDE WEB HERE, BOY.

290. - YOU DO? - DA.

291. PASSWORD IS BRANGELINA.

292. CAREFUL ON ROAD.

293. IS SPEED TRAP.

294. - HEY, KIDS.

295. "PROPERTIES BY PAULINA." THAT'S IT.

296. HEY, UM, I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU GUYS LATER, OKAY?

297. OH, HUNTER, DON'T BRING HOME ANY STRAY VAMPIRES.

298. OKAY?

299. - COME WELCOME. EVERYBODY GATHER ROUND.

300. - OH, NO WAY.

301. OF WOLFSBERG.

302. THE BEAST REIGNS SUPREME!

303. OF WOLFSBERG.

304. THE BEAST REIGNS SUPREME!

305. CHILDREN, WHY YOU LAUGH?

306. - THIS PLACE IS AWESOME!

307. LET'S CRUISE AROUND AND CHECK IT OUT.

308. - NO, WE'RE NOT CRUISING.

309. WE HAVE A LIST.

310. - OH, LOOK AT THIS— - THERE'S THE MARKET.

311. I THINK.

312. COME ON.

313. - MAIL CHAIN. WHOA, CHECK THIS OUT.

314. OH, COOL. SNAKE VENOM.

315. - "BE BACK IN A JIFF."

316. - OH! - OH!

317. - I AM SORRY! SO SORRY.

318. I AM BIG KLUTZ. - YEAH, ME TOO.

319. UM, CAN YOU GET THIS OFF ME?

320. - UH, HERE.

321. PLEASE, FORGIVE ME.

322. - THANKS, UH—

323. - GORAN.

324. I, UH—I AM GORAN.

325. EH... - UM, I'M JORDAN.

326. WITH YOUR SHOPPING.

327. - THAT'D BE GREAT, ACTUALLY. YEAH.

328. UM, I HAVE A LIST, BUT I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND

329. ANYTHING ON IT.

330. UH, SO, DO YOU— - OH.

331. AH, MADAME VARCOLAC.

332. TO UNDERSTAND.

333. I—SO, UH, JORDAN,

334. YOU ARE AMERICAN?

335. - YES, I AM.

336. TO GO TO AMERICA.

337. - REALLY? - I WANT TO GET PUNK'D.

338. - I—IT'S, UH, STUPID, RIGHT?

339. - NO, IT'S NOT STUPID AT ALL.

340. I MEAN, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY AT THE SOCCER WORLD CUP.

341. - MAYBE YOU WILL. - DOUBTFUL.

342. - JORDAN, UM— - OH, SORRY.

343. - MAYBE WHILE YOU ARE HERE,

344. I CAN SHOW YOU AROUND WOLFSBERG.

345. IT IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL TOWN,

346. ESPECIALLY UNDER THE FULL MOON.

347. - OH, UH, I DON'T KNOW.

348. I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF MY BROTHER,

349. AND, UM, I'M ONLY HERE FOR A FEW DAYS,

350. SO I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA BE—OH!

351. - OY! OY, OY!

352. - OH, MY GOSH, I'M SO SORRY.

353. I'M SORRY, GORAN.

354. I DIDN'T MEAN TO. - IT'S OKAY.

355. NO PROBLEMA.

356. WERE BEAUTIFUL, BUT SHE'S...

357. - A VEGETARIAN.

358. DON'T EVEN WASTE YOUR TIME ON THAT.

359. HEY, SO HOW MUCH FOR THE EYE OF NEWT?

360. - UH, MADAME VARCOLAC.

361. FOR LOSS.

362. I JUST—I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE

363. OUT OF MY HEAD.

364. AND YOU MUST BE DAVID.

365. - PAULINA?

366. HOW DID YOU KNOW?

367. - OH, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR COOKIES.

368. - AW, WELL, BETWEEN YOU AND ME, I'M JUST AS SWEET,

369. SO SWEET, I GAVE YOU A CAVITY.

370. UH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO...

371. - THANK YOU.

372. - COME IN? - OH, WOW.

373. NOW, THIS IS STUNNING,

374. AND THE EXQUISITE JORDAN.

375. DO WE KNOW YOU?

376. - WELL, I KNOW YOU.

377. IT'S NOT EVERY DAY WOLFSBERG MANOR CHANGES HANDS.

378. THAT MAKES Y'ALL FAMOUS AROUND HERE.

379. THAT'S MY CAMERA.

380. SO, DAVID, I WAS HOPING YOU WERE FREE FOR DINNER TONIGHT.

381. - NO. - NO?

382. - HE'S TOTALLY FREE.

383. I'M TOTALLY FREE.

384. THAT'LL BE THE PERFECT PLACE

385. FOR US TO GET ACQUAINTED.

386. - WELCOME TO VELVET CAPE.

387. PLEASE FOLLOW ME.

388. WITH YOUR MEAL?

389. - YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, MINE'S A LITTLE ON THE RARE SIDE.

390. - MM, THAT'S MY BAD.

391. I LIKE MINE STILL WALKING.

392. COULD YOU COOK IT?

393. YOU KNOW, JORDAN HAS BEEN TRYING

394. TO GET OUT MORE, MEET NEW PEOPLE.

395. H, HUNTER, ON THE OTHER HAND—

396. - ISN'T TOO THRILLED WITH THE IDEA...

397. - RIGHT. - WHICH IS UNDERSTANDABLE.

398. I MEAN, HE WAS REALLY CLOSE TO HIS MOTHER.

399. - WOW. YOU PICKED UP ON THAT.

400. - I'VE GOT THIS CRAZY SIXTH SENSE.

401. I'M KIND OF SPOOKY.

402. CALLING ME SPOOKY?

403. BOO!

404. YOU GOT ME.

405. - WHOO, SOMEONE'S A SCAREDY-CAT.

406. - HEY, RELAX.

407. TRY TO HAVE SOME FUN.

408. I HATE PARTIES.

409. FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

410. CORT'S FOR SURE GONNA BE HERE.

411. - EH, YOU MAY WANT TO DITCH

412. AND PUT ON SOME MAKEUP, THOUGH.

413. UNDERWORLDBLOG.NET,

414. LOVELYCANTHROPES.COM, AND RIPPEDTOSHREDS.ORG.

415. THEY ALL SAY THE SAME THING.

416. IS JUST A GUY IN A SUIT.

417. GARBAGE RUN BY LAME GROWN-UPS.

418. ON THE UNDERGROUND BLOGS.

419. SPENT A WHOLE YEAR IN WOLFSBERG,

420. AND I QUOTE,

421. "THERE IS NO DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT THE WOLFSBERG BEAST EXISTS.

422. AS 100 YARDS AND—"

423. - COME ON, PLEASE?

424. TO THE INTERNET?

425. TO YOUR FACE?

426. - I WAS AT A PARTY. - A COSTUME PARTY?

427. - NOT FUNNY.

428. CAN YOU FIX IT? - YEAH.

429. THE ROUTER AND RESET IT.

430. - COME ON.

431. - SO THE, UH—THE CASTLE—

432. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

433. - WOLFSBERG MANNER, IT'S SPECTACULAR.

434. - IT IS, ISN'T IT?

435. - DAVID, ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU WANT TO SELL IT?

436. IT'S BEEN IN YOUR FAMILY FOREVER.

437. - I KNOW. I KNOW.

438. I'M JUST NOT SURE WE REALLY HAVE A CHOICE.

439. TIMES ARE TOUGH.

440. AND LEAVE EVERYTHING TO ME.

441. I'VE WON THE ROMANIAN REAL ESTATE ASSOCIATION'S

442. FIVE YEARS IN A ROW.

443. - WOW. CONGRATULATIONS.

444. - THANK YOU.

445. IS IT OKAY?

446. - PERFECT. - GREAT.

447. - COME ON. COME ON, SIGNAL.

448. HEY, HERE'S WHERE THE SIGNAL

449. IS THE STRONGEST.

450. - GREAT. SO WHERE IS IT?

451. - IT'S GOT TO BE BEHIND THIS BOOKCASE.

452. - OH, COME ON.

453. - HELLO? CREEPY CASTLE?

454. THE OLDER BOOKS TRIGGERS IT.

455. SEE?

456. - UNIVERSAL REMOTE.

457. - WHOA.

458. - YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T BE IN HERE.

459. I MEAN,

460. I REALLY HATE THAT.

461. SHE FEELS?

462. MAN, THIS PLACE IS AWESOME.

463. - IT'S CREEPY.

464. EW.

465. - HEY, I FOUND THE ROUTER.

466. - JUST FIX IT, AND LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

467. UGH.

468. DISGUSTING.

469. UGH, GROSS.

470. "L.B. 217."

471. HUH.

472. HUNTER!

473. - GOOD GOING. - YOU ARE SO IMMATURE.

474. - THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE.

475. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

476. - HIDE.

477. - OW!

478. - COME ON. - I STEPPED ON THE GLASS.

479. - WOULD YOU HURRY UP?

480. JUST DUCK. DUCK.

481. OKAY.

482. - DO YOU THINK SHE'S GONE?

483. - I DON'T KNOW.

484. - HUNTER, CUT IT OUT.

485. - WHAT? - STOP MAKING THAT NOISE.

486. - IT WASN'T ME.

487. - GET SOME LIGHT.

488. - THOSE ARE...

489. BATS!

490. IN THEIR HOUSE?

491. - UNCLE D. HE WAS LIVING LARGE.

492. - OW! OW, OW.

493. - I HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED YOU YET.

494. - YEAH, WELL, JUST DO IT ALREADY.

495. - OKAY, BUT YOU HAVE TO STOP MOVING.

496. GOT IT.

497. IT'S GNARLY.

498. UGH.

499. GET ANY WORSE?

500. - WHOO!

501. - IT'S GOOD, RIGHT?

502. NO.

503. - THIS LOOKS GREAT.

504. ANYTHING WEIRD LAST NIGHT?

505. - NOT ME. I SLEPT LIKE A DOG.

506. - YOU MEAN LOG.

507. - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

508. - WHAT IS MATTER? YOU DON'T LIKE PORRIDGE?

509. - NO! IT'S GREAT.

510. MMM. YUMMY.

511. - MMM.

512. MMM.

513. - HEY, DAD, TELL US ABOUT YOUR DATE.

514. - IT WASN'T A DATE. - IT WAS JUST BUSINESS.

515. - SURE IT WAS, DAD. - ALL RIGHT.

516. TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, UH,

517. WITH AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN.

518. - DUDE, ARE YOU DROOLING? - WHAT?

519. NO. I DON'T DROOL.

520. - I MEAN, WE DID TALK ABOUT THE CASTLE AND ALL,

521. BUT I HAVE TO SAY,

522. IN YOUR DEAR OLD DAD.

523. - MADAME V., WHERE ARE YOU GONNA LIVE AFTER WE SELL THE CASTLE?

524. - I'M SURE SHE HAS FAMILY, HUNTER.

525. - DRAGOMIR WAS MY FAMILY.

526. GUYS, WE'LL FIGURE THIS OUT, OKAY?

527. WE'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE ANYONE OUT ON THE STREET, OKAY?

528. DIE, ANYWAY?

529. - HUNTER, I'M SURE MADAME V. DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT.

530. - IS OKAY.

531. WAS TRAGIC HUNTING ACCIDENT.

532. - WHAT WAS HE LIKE?

533. WAS HE LIKE DR. FRANKENSTEIN?

534. WITH KIND HEART.

535. SIGUR.

536. - DAD!

537. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO? BRING PAULINA FLOWERS.

538. WOMEN LOVE THAT STUFF. - OH, OKAY.

539. HMM, PLATE.

540. - HMM.

541. - PAULINA?

542. IT'S DAVID SANDS.

543. - OH, HUNTER, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA LIKE ANYONE DAD GOES OUT WITH.

544. - THAT'S NOT IT.

545. - OH, SURE IT IS.

546. IT'S NATURAL!

547. - OW. - BUT IT'S OKAY.

548. YOU'LL GET PAST IT. OH, COME.

549. MY SWEET, SWEET LITTLE BROTHER,

550. EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY!

551. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

552. - I HAVE NO IDEA.

553. DO YOU SMELL THAT?

554. SMELL WHAT?

555. - COTTON CANDY!

556. I LOVE COTTON CANDY. COME ON.

557. - HOW'D YOU SMELL THAT?

558. - THIS PLACE IS AMAZING!

559. I MEAN, THE COSTUMES, THE SHOPS, THE PEOPLE—

560. IT'S JUST BEAUTIFUL.

561. EVERYTHING IS SO BEAUTIFUL.

562. - ARE YOU OKAY, JORDAN?

563. - I DON'T KNOW! DO I LOOK OKAY?

564. - LET'S GO PLAY IN THE PARK!

565. - WHAT PARK? - CAN'T YOU HEAR IT?

566. - NO.

567. JORDAN!

568. - OH, MY GOSH!

569. LOOK AT ALL THAT GRASS. I LOVE GRASS!

570. - WHAT? NO, YOU DON'T.

571. YOU'RE ALLERGIC

572. AND DOGS!

573. - HEY, GUYS!

574. - JORDAN, WHAT IS UP WITH YOU?

575. - GORAN!

576. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

577. - HEY, YOU!

578. UH— - JORDAN, YOU ARE VERY STRONG.

579. - THANKS. SO WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

580. - I WAS DELIVERING, AND, UH, NOW I MUST GO TENDERIZE.

581. - OH.

582. GORAN, I'VE BEEN THINKING.

583. YOU KNOW, MAYBE I WAS WRONG. - ABOUT WHAT?

584. - YOU KNOW, AT FIRST,

585. WAS GONNA BE WAY TOO WEIRD,

586. BUT NOW I'M THINKING NOT SO MUCH.

587. - REALLY? - REALLY.

588. SO IF THE INVITATION'S STILL OPEN,

589. I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU UP ON THAT MOONLIGHT TOUR.

590. - YOU WOULD? - QUIET, HUNTER.

591. SO ARE WE ON?

592. - YES. YES, WE ARE ON.

593. YAY.

594. WHAT? HE'S CUTE.

595. - HE'S A BUTCHER!

596. - YEAH.

597. WHOA.

598. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

599. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

600. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - ME?

601. I'M, UH—I'M GETTING READY FOR MY DATE.

602. OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR.

603. HUNTER, YOU'VE BEEN ACTING REALLY STRANGE LATELY.

604. YOU ALL RIGHT?

605. - I'M FINE.

606. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

607. I'M FINE.

608. SO NOW THAT WE'RE BOTH ALL RIGHT,

609. WHY DON'T YOU GO AND CHAT

610. ONLINE SO I WON'T BE LATE?

611. - OH, MY GOSH.

612. THEY'RE SCRUMDILLYICIOUS.

613. LOOK AT OUR LITTLE FACES.

614. - AW. - AW.

615. WE'RE SO CUTE. - YEAH.

616. MADAME VARCOLAC.

617. UH, YOU REMEMBER PAULINA. - HI.

618. IN KITCHEN.

619. - OF COURSE.

620. SHH!

621. - BUSTED. - CREEPY.

622. SHE'S THE MAYOR OF CREEPYTOWN.

623. YEAH.

624. ABOUT HER, ANYWAY?

625. - OH, THERE'S ALL KINDS OF RUMORS.

626. - WHAT KIND OF RUMORS?

627. - OH, DAVID, I SHOULDN'T SAY.

628. I JUST—I HATE GOSSIP. - OKAY.

629. MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES.

630. - REALLY? - YEAH.

631. THAT MADAME V. MAY HAVE...

632. EH-ERR-EH-ERR-EH-ERR.

633. BUT COME ON.

634. THAT'S CRAZY, RIGHT?

635. I MEAN, THERE'S NO WAY

636. IS THERE?

637. - HMM.

638. - YOU SAID IT YOURSELF.

639. SHE'S EATING MEAT.

640. SHE CAN HEAR FROM A MILE AWAY,

641. LIKE A BLOODHOUND.

642. - DUDE, YOUR SISTER IS A WEREWOLF.

643. - MAYBE SHE'S JUST HORMONAL. - LET'S REVIEW.

644. TO BECOME A WEREWOLF.

645. FIRST, YOU'RE IN THE BLOODLINE OF A WEREWOLF FAMILY,

646. BUT THERE'S NO TRANSFORMATION

647. UNTIL THE FULL MOON'S AT ITS HIGHEST POINT,

648. WHICH ISN'T UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT.

649. - SO THAT RULES OUT JORDAN.

650. IS THE WEREWOLF BITE,

651. OLD-SCHOOL, HARD-CORE.

652. - BUT SHE DIDN'T GET BITTEN,

653. OF A WEREWOLF.

654. SOUND FAMILIAR?

655. IT WAS WEREWOLF BLOOD?

656. - HELLO? - L.B. 217.

657. - LYCANTHROPE BLOOD.

658. - LYCANTHROPE,

659. THE WOLF-MAN TRANSFORMATION.

660. IMMEDIATELY AFTER EXPOSURE.

661. THAT, MY FRIEND, IS WHAT YOU ARE DEALING WITH.

662. - GREAT. WHAT DO I DO?

663. - WHERE IS JORDAN?

664. - I THINK SHE'S GETTING READY FOR A DINNER DATE OR SOMETHING.

665. - DUDE! - DUDE, NO!

666. - WHAT? - DON'T YOU GET IT, BRO?

667. - HER DATE IS THE DINNER!

668. BINE.

669. - GOOD EVENING, GORAN.

670. - JORDAN, UH,

671. YOU LOOK VERY DIFFERENT.

672. IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

673. IT'S PERFECT,

674. JUST PERFECT.

675. - DUDE, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

676. INTO THE BEAST?

677. YOU ARE TOO MUCH.

678. - NO, NOT EXACTLY.

679. - COME.

680. - THEY'RE ON THE MOVE.

681. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS,

682. BUT IN WOLFSBERG,

683. I FEEL LIKE ANOTHER PERSON,

684. YOU KNOW, STRONG, ALIVE.

685. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

686. - MM, NOT SO MUCH.

687. - OH, IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

688. I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT.

689. - HEY!

690. BE CAREFUL!

691. - THIS...

692. IS...

693. AWESOME!

694. - WHOA! - COME ON!

695. - WHAT HAPPENED? - SHE STUCK THE LANDING.

696. THAT TOUR OF THE TOWN?

697. - I— - COME ON.

698. SURE.

699. - WHAT'S SHE DOING NOW?

700. - DANCING.

701. - WHAT, LIKE, BREAK-DANCING?

702. - NO, JUST DANCING.

703. - IT'S NOT DANCING, BRO.

704. IT'S LURING. DON'T YOU GET IT?

705. SHE'S WEANING HIM FROM THE PACK!

706. SHE'S GONNA TURN HIM INTO A ROMANIAN COMBO PLATTER.

707. YOU HAVE TO STOP HER!

708. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

709. WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?

710. - HURRY.

711. WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

712. - WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

713. - THEY WILL COME FOR YOU.

714. YOU MUST PREPARE.

715. I WILL BE WATCHING.

716. - WHAT?

717. - DUDE, WHAT WAS THAT?

718. - I HAVE NO IDEA.

719. - WHERE IS JORDAN?

720. - LOST HER.

721. - WELL, YOU BETTER FIND HER!

722. - OH, GOSH.

723. JORDAN, NO!

724. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

725. - I DON'T KNOW.

726. - THOUGHT I WAS GONNA WHAT?

727. - NEVER MIND.

728. SO...

729. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO?

730. - WELL, WE WERE HAVING A ROMANTIC EVENING,

731. WEREN'T WE, GORAN?

732. - UH, YES?

733. - UNTIL YOU RUINED IT!

734. YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.

735. SHE IS VERY HARD-CORE.

736. - YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

737. - OKAY.

738. DID NOT SEE THAT ONE COMING.

739. - JORDAN?

740. - HEY, JORDAN?

741. I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

742. RIGHT NOW, EVERYTHING SEEMS GREAT.

743. - Y-YOU'RE ROLLIN'

744. AND EATIN' STEAKS AND PLAYIN' WITH THE OTHER DOGS,

745. HOW BAD THIS CAN GET.

746. JORDAN, LOOK OUT THERE.

747. IT'S ONLY GONNA GET WORSE.

748. YOU NEED HELP,

749. BUT I CAN'T HELP YOU IF YOU WON'T LET ME.

750. ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT.

751. YOU'RE A WEREWOLF, AND I'M GETTING DAD.

752. RUN.

753. - GUYS! WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE?

754. - N-NOTHIN', DAD.

755. JUST MESSIN' AROUND.

756. - HUNTER, DON'T SCARE YOUR SISTER.

757. - DON'T WORRY.

758. IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

759. OKAY.

760. I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT.

761. JUST PLEASE DON'T EAT ME.

762. - LOVE YOU.

763. - HEY, DID YOU GUYS

764. AND SQUEALING LAST NIGHT?

765. ALL RILED UP.

766. VERY DANGEROUS PLACE AT NIGHT.

767. GIRL, YOU HAVE NOT TOUCHED YOUR FOOD.

768. - I'M NOT VERY HUNGRY.

769. - WELL, ANYBODY WANT TO HEAR SOME GOOD NEWS?

770. - YES, YES, PLEASE. - DEFINITELY.

771. - LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO KEEP THE HOUSE.

772. - THIS HOUSE?

773. - NO, NO, OUR HOUSE.

774. PAULINA SAYS WE'RE GETTING

775. ON WOLFSBERG MANNER.

776. WE'RE GONNA GET TOGETHER LATER SO I CAN LOOK IT OVER,

777. AND IF IT'S AS GOOD

778. SCUZATI-MA.

779. IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME.

780. - I BETTER GO TALK TO HER.

781. MADAME V?

782. MADAME V.--WHOA.

783. MY ENTIRE LIFE.

784. I HAVE EVER KNOWN.

785. TO FIND YOU ANOTHER HOME.

786. I PROMISE. - THERE IS NO "ANOTHER HOME."

787. - MADAME V., I HAVE TO DO WHAT'S BEST FOR MY FAMILY.

788. - TRUST ME.

789. WHAT IS BEST FOR FAMILY.

790. - EXCUSE ME?

791. - OKAY.

792. MADAME V., LET'S TAKE A MOMENT.

793. YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT...

794. - OH.

795. - THANK YOU.

796. LOOK, I'M SORRY THINGS TURNED OUT THIS WAY.

797. I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND.

798. THAT YOU CAN UNDERSTAND,

799. FALLS INTO WRONG HANDS,

800. GRAVE CONSEQUENCES!

801. - OKAY.

802. SUPER CREEPY.

803. GOOD CHAT.

804. I'M GOING INSIDE NOW.

805. - THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. - MY FAULT?

806. FOR THE CREEPY HIDDEN LAB.

807. - HEY, I WAS JUST TRYING

808. TO YOUR CLOWN PARTY.

809. - NO!

810. JORDAN, NO!

811. WOULD YOU COME DOWN? - NO!

812. GO AWAY!

813. - LOOK. YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT.

814. - YOU CHILL OUT.

815. LAST NIGHT.

816. ONE OF THOSE THINGS?

817. THEY'RE HUGE!

818. - WHAT IF I CAN'T STOP MYSELF NEXT TIME?

819. AFTER YOU OR DAD?

820. - NO. YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT.

821. - SAYS WHO?

822. HUNTER, YOU DON'T KNOW ME ANYMORE.

823. I CAN DO THINGS.

824. - WAIT. LOOK.

825. I DO KNOW YOU, AND YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.

826. - I'M NEVER GONNA BE FINE!

827. I AM A FREAK!

828. LIKE THIS FOREVER,

829. AND NOBODY'S EVER GONNA WANT TO GO TO PROM WITH ME.

830. YOU KNOW WHY?

831. 'CAUSE BOYS DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE PROM WITH A WEREWOLF!

832. - OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,

833. WITH A WEREWOLF,

834. AND SECOND,

835. I'M YOUR BROTHER,

836. AND I'M NOT GONNA LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU.

837. OF EXPERTISE.

838. WHO CAN HELP US,

839. LIKE, SMART PEOPLE—

840. LIKE, HIGHLY TRAINED PROFESSIONALS.

841. - YOU DO?

842. - THEY'RE EXPERTS. I PROMISE.

843. IS THE PACK, REMEMBER?

844. YEAH.

845. - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT TO BE THE WEREWOLF.

846. STRAIGHT THROUGH THE HEART.

847. - THAT'S THE ONLY WAY.

848. - ARE YOU INSANE?

849. I CAN'T SHOOT MY SISTER.

850. I'D GET IN?

851. OF BAD NEWS, DUDE,

852. BUT THAT'S NOT YOUR SISTER ANYMORE.

853. - IT'S THE BEAST.

854. - HI. IN THE ROOM.

855. THESE ARE YOUR EXPERTS?

856. THEY'RE TALKIN' ABOUT.

857. YEAH, SURE SOUNDS LIKE IT.

858. - I'M NOT SHOOTING MY SISTER.

859. END OF DISCUSSION. - THANK YOU.

860. - ALL RIGHT. FINE. WHATEVER.

861. YOU HAVE 24 HOURS.

862. - UNTIL WHAT?

863. - UNTIL SHE'S A WEREWOLF FOREVER.

864. WHEN THAT FULL MOON DISAPPEARS,

865. OF EVER BEING NORMAL AGAIN.

866. - THAT'S RIDICULOUS. - IS IT?

867. EVERY DATABASE, LIBRARY,

868. BLOG, AND HISTORY BOOK.

869. THEY ALL SAY THE SAME THING. - EXACTLY THE SAME.

870. THROUGH YOUR FIRST FULL MOON,

871. FOR ALL ETERNITY.

872. - DOUBLE-LOCK YOUR DOORS, BRO.

873. TONIGHT'S A FULL MOON, AND SHE'S GONNA HUNT.

874. - FORGET IT. - NO—JORDAN!

875. WHAT? - WHAT DID WE SAY?

876. - COME ON. JORDAN, WAIT!

877. - FOR WHAT?

878. PROFESSIONALS?

879. NO, THANKS.

880. I'LL HANDLE IT MYSELF.

881. - WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?

882. - FULL MOON?

883. - COME ON!

884. THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING.

885. BOY!

886. - YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE.

887. - MADAME VARCOLAC.

888. OKAY, LOOK, I—I'M SORRY.

889. I-I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO!

890. MY SISTER'S IN TROUBLE!

891. - I AM AWARE.

892. - YOU ARE?

893. WHEN I SEE ONE.

894. - YOU DO?

895. DA.

896. MY ENTIRE LIFE.

897. - "IN DEATH, ALL ANSWERS ARE REVEALED."

898. WAS THE WOLFSBERG BEAST.

899. - IS TRUE.

900. AND SCIENTIST.

901. - REALLY? - DA.

902. HE INVENTED KARAOKE.

903. - I LOVE KARAOKE. - WHO DOESN'T?

904. HE WAS ALSO HUMANITARIAN.

905. WITH BEING WEREWOLF.

906. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

907. - IT CAN BE LONELY,

908. FEEDING OFF EARTH'S CREATURES,

909. SLAVE TO FULL MOON.

910. FOR SOME, LIKE YOUR SISTER,

911. WHO HAD IT THRUST UPON THEM,

912. FOR ALL ETERNITY.

913. - PLUS, I'D NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT.

914. TO REVERSE EFFECTS.

915. - HE DID? - DA.

916. HE WANTED GIVE PEOPLE CHOICE.

917. - AWESOME. WHERE IS IT?

918. - I HAVE NO IDEA.

919. - UNCLE DRAGOMIR, HELP ME.

920. TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

921. - HEY. - HEY, IT'S ME.

922. I THINK I FOUND SOMETHING.

923. - I DON'T GET IT.

924. HIDE SOMETHIN'

925. THAT CAN HELP PEOPLE?

926. - BECAUSE IN WRONG HANDS,

927. TO HURT OTHERS.

928. - WELL, LIKE, HURT WHO?

929. THOSE WHO MUST REMAIN WEREWOLF.

930. - WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?

931. - IS OKAY. I'M COOL.

932. - SHE IS.

933. WAS THE WOLFSBERG BEAST!

934. I-I TOLD YOU! IT'S ALL REAL.

935. - YEAH, I KIND OF FIGURED THAT.

936. - WHERE IS WRITING?

937. - RIGHT THERE.

938. - WHERE?

939. - RIGHT THERE.

940. - YOU WILL HAVE TO READ.

941. GLASSES—AT CASTLE.

942. "A INVERSA BLESTEMUL"

943. - "TO REVERSE THE CURSE."

944. WHAT ARE INGREDIENTS?

945. UH, "ANIMA DE MARMOTA."

946. - MARMOT HEART.

947. "LARVA DE VISPE."

948. LARVA... VISPE.

949. - WHAT? WHAT'S THE MATTER?

950. - THEY ARE COMING.

951. - THEY? WHO'S THEY?

952. VAMPIRES.

953. - WAMPIRES? - WAMPIRES.

954. - WAMPIRES? - WAMPIRES!

955. VAMPIRES.

956. DA.

957. THEY ARE PURE EVIL.

958. TO RULING THE EARTH.

959. IN OUR HISTORY.

960. ALL BEINGS FROM THIS DARKNESS.

961. - SO WEREWOLVES ARE GOOD?

962. - OF COURSE THEY ARE.

963. 1,000 YEARS AGO,

964. WOLFSBERG MANOR NOW STANDS.

965. FOUGHT TO DEATH.

966. WERE LOST,

967. BUT WEREWOLVES PREVAILED.

968. THIS BECOMES SACRED LAND.

969. THE GREAT PROTECTORS.

970. NOW DRAGOMIR IS GONE.

971. TO PROTECT THE SACRED LAND,

972. TO GAIN CONTROL.

973. IF THEY DO, IT WILL BE SIGNAL

974. AND FEED UPON HUMAN RACE.

975. NO ONE WILL BE SAFE.

976. RULED BY THE UNDEAD!

977. - MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL DAD?

978. - WHAT ABOUT ME? I CAN PROTECT THE CASTLE.

979. - NO.

980. MUST BE BLOODLINE WEREWOLF.

981. WHAT IS MATTER, BOY? - WHOA, WHAT'S WRONG?

982. JUST GOT A LITTLE LIGHT-HEADED,

983. BUT I-I'M OKAY.

984. - WE MUST HURRY.

985. FINISH LIST.

986. - WH-WHAT ABOUT THE CASTLE?

987. - FIRST WE HELP GIRL.

988. THEN WE SAVE UNDERWORLD.

989. - HORNET GLOVES, WE HAVE.

990. SCORPION TAIL.

991. DA—NO.

992. WAIT.

993. WE HAVE.

994. - I HAVE.

995. - NO KIDDING.

996. - HEART OF MARMOT, WE HAVE.

997. - DA. - WHAT'S A MARMOT?

998. - IS BIG SQUIRREL.

999. ROADKILL.

1000. MM.

1001. - DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

1002. - UH, THERE IS

1003. I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF.

1004. L.B. 217?

1005. - GOT IT COVERED.

1006. - MAY I ASK WHAT YOU'RE MAKING?

1007. - WOLFSBERG JAMBALAYA.

1008. HAS REAL KICK.

1009. MMM!

1010. - EXCUSE ME, BOY.

1011. HELLO? DA, MR. SANDS.

1012. I AM WITH CHILDREN.

1013. I WILL TELL THEM.

1014. OH, LA REVEDERE.

1015. THAT WAS YOUR FATHER.

1016. AT VELVET CAPE.

1017. RINGTONE?

1018. DA.

1019. SHE'S WEREWOLF, YOU KNOW.

1020. - WOW.

1021. THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.

1022. - IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

1023. - SURE.

1024. - GORAN, YOU'VE BEEN REALLY QUIET.

1025. I KNOW SOMETHING'S WRONG.

1026. - JORDAN, I AM CONFUSED.

1027. WHEN WE FIRST MET,

1028. YOU WERE VERY DIFFERENT,

1029. AND SO SWEET.

1030. - I KNOW.

1031. IT'S BEEN A REALLY, REALLY WEIRD WEEK FOR ME.

1032. I'M NOT THE SAME GIRL.

1033. - BUT I LIKE THAT GIRL.

1034. SHE MADE ME LAUGH.

1035. SHE STOLE MY HEART...

1036. BUT NOW?

1037. LIKE PIECE OF MEAT.

1038. - NO.

1039. NO, GORAN, YOU'RE NOT.

1040. IT'S JUST—

1041. I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH SOME CHANGES,

1042. WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND,

1043. THAT-THAT I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND.

1044. IS SOMETHING THE MATTER?

1045. - UH, NO. NO, IT'S, UM—

1046. IT'S GETTING CHILLY.

1047. UH, WE HAVE TO GO.

1048. - MADAME V.

1049. - OH.

1050. WE MUST GET GIRL TO CASTLE. NO ONE MUST SEE HER.

1051. - AREN'T WE ALL OUT OF L.B. 217?

1052. - DA. - WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

1053. - WE WILL IMPROVISE, BUT NOW YOU MUST GO.

1054. GET TAXI.

1055. I WILL FINISH, AND I WILL MEET YOU THERE.

1056. - OKAY. - GO, GO, GO, GO.

1057. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

1058. GONNA FIND A CAB?

1059. - I DON'T KNOW.

1060. THERE'S GOT TO BE ONE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

1061. NEED TO KEEP LOOKING.

1062. WHAT?

1063. INTO EACH OTHER LIKE THIS.

1064. THIS IS CRAZY.

1065. WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING?

1066. - WE'RE TRYING TO GET TO WOLFSBERG MANOR.

1067. - HOW LUCKY ARE WE?

1068. I'M ACTUALLY ON MY WAY

1069. RIGHT NOW.

1070. YOU KIDS WANT A RIDE?

1071. - YEAH. - YEAH, THAT'D BE GREAT.

1072. - GREAT.

1073. WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN.

1074. DON'T YOU THINK?

1075. SURE YOU DO.

1076. WELL, THEN AGAIN, I AM A NIGHT OWL.

1077. GUILTY.

1078. HOW ABOUT YOU ALL?

1079. - I'M NOT, BUT SHE IS.

1080. - YOU OKAY OVER THERE, HON-BUN?

1081. - YES.

1082. I MEAN, I'M FINE.

1083. YOU KNOW, JORDAN,

1084. I'VE NOTICED A CHANGE IN YOU

1085. SINCE YOU'VE GOT TO OUR SLEEPY LITTLE TOWN.

1086. I DON'T KNOW.

1087. IT'S LIKE YOU FOUND

1088. OR SOMETHING,

1089. WHICH I, FOR ONE, THINK IS SO COMPLETELY FABULOUS.

1090. HOPE I'M NOT OFF BASE ON ANY OF THIS.

1091. GOSH KNOWS I'M ALL ABOUT THAT GIRL POWER.

1092. - HERE.

1093. - OH. - WHAT'S GOING ON?

1094. - OH, SWEETIE, I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST DIED.

1095. OKAY, NO BIGGIE.

1096. FOR A REASON.

1097. I'M JUST GOING TO JIGGLE THE LITTLE DOOHICKEY AND...

1098. WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY.

1099. TWO SHAKES.

1100. - I DON'T THINK WE HAVE THAT MUCH LONGER.

1101. - YOU GOT TO HOLD IT IN. - I'M TRYING!

1102. IT'S NOT LIKE GOING TO THE BATHROOM, HUNTER.

1103. - WHAT WAS THAT?

1104. - ALL SET.

1105. - PAULINA, NOT TO FREAK YOU OUT OR ANYTHING,

1106. BEHIND YOU.

1107. OH, SWEETIE.

1108. OF COURSE THERE ARE!

1109. OH!

1110. - YOU'RE LATE!

1111. I'VE GOT DINNER PLANS.

1112. OUT OF HERE.

1113. I'LL DEAL WITH THEM...

1114. ONCE WOLFSBERG MANOR IS OURS.

1115. - YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET THE CASTLE, PAULINA!

1116. - "YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET THE CASTLE, PAULINA!"

1117. OH, IT'S FUNNY.

1118. RIGHT BEFORE I KI—OOPS.

1119. WELL, YOU KNOW.

1120. OKAY.

1121. TOODLES.

1122. - GREAT.

1123. NO SERVICE.

1124. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

1125. - WHEN THEY OPEN THE TRUNK, YOU HAVE TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT.

1126. - WHAT ABOUT YOU?

1127. I CAN'T JUST LEAVE YOU HERE.

1128. - DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

1129. I CAN HANDLE MYSELF.

1130. JUST GO FIND DAD AND WARN HIM.

1131. IT'LL BE OKAY, HUNTER.

1132. I PROMISE.

1133. - LEAVE HIM! HE MEANS NOTHING!

1134. - MADAME V! MADAME V!

1135. MADAME V! WAIT!

1136. - YOU. IT WAS YOU THE WHOLE TIME.

1137. - SURPRISE!

1138. - WELL, YOU ARE NOW

1139. ROMANIAN CASTLE,

1140. ALTHOUGH, I HAVE TO SAY

1141. LIKE THE ENGLISH COTTAGE TYPE.

1142. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? - YEAH.

1143. SORRY, I'M JUST A LITTLE EMOTIONAL.

1144. WOULD ACTUALLY BE MINE.

1145. - WELL, I'M GLAD IT'S IN GOOD HANDS, YOU KNOW?

1146. LIKE IT'S STILL IN THE FAMILY.

1147. WE'VE WAITED FOR THIS.

1148. - WE? - I—ME.

1149. IT'S THE ROYAL WE.

1150. WHEE!

1151. OH.

1152. DAD, DON'T DO IT!

1153. - OH, HUNTER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

1154. WHERE'S MY SISTER?

1155. - HUNTER, WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?

1156. - WHERE'D YOU TAKE HER?

1157. - PUNKIN', ARE YOU FEELIN' OKAY?

1158. 'CAUSE YOU LOOK A LITTLE PALE. - NO!

1159. YOU'RE ONE TO TALK!

1160. - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S NOT EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY.

1161. ISN'T FUNNY?

1162. SHE IS A VAMPIRE!

1163. I'M TELLIN' YOU, DAD. THINK ABOUT IT.

1164. - HUNTER, YOU'RE SO SILLY. - GARLIC.

1165. I NEED SOME GARLIC.

1166. WHO HAS SOME GARLIC? - HUNTER!

1167. - I'M AFRAID WE DON'T USE GARLIC HERE.

1168. - AND WHY WOULD THAT BE? OH, I DON'T KNOW.

1169. A VAMPIRE RESTAURANT!

1170. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. I'M TAKING YOU HOME.

1171. I APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE. - NO, NO, NO!

1172. - HE HAS A VIVID IMAGINATION.

1173. - NO, I'M NOT IMAGINING THINGS!

1174. SHE KILLED UNCLE DRAGOMIR!

1175. SHE'S GONNA SEND OUT THE SIGNAL!

1176. - OKAY, THAT'S—I'M— I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

1177. - DAVID, REALLY, IT'S-IT'S O—IT'S OKAY.

1178. OOH, PUNKIN', ARE YOU FEELING OKAY?

1179. YOU SHOULD GET HIM HOME.

1180. - YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.

1181. I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THIS. - NO, NO, NO.

1182. DON'T GIVE IT ANOTHER THOUGHT.

1183. I'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO AT THE OFFICE.

1184. YOU KNOW ME, ALWAYS LIKE TO BURN THAT MIDNIGHT OIL.

1185. BYE-BYE.

1186. ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

1187. - NO, DAD— - COME ON.

1188. - I BELIEVE YOU, BRO.

1189. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.

1190. IF YOU EVER NEED BACKUP, YOU HOLLER AT YOUR BOY.

1191. I GOT YOUR BACK.

1192. - I PROMISE! IT'S ALL TRUE!

1193. - THIS ENDS NOW. OKAY.

1194. NO MORE VAMPIRES,

1195. NO MORE MONSTERS, NO MORE ALIENS.

1196. WHEN WE GET HOME, I AM GETTING RID OF EVERYTHING.

1197. YOU GOT IT? - YEAH, FINE!

1198. GET RID OF IT. SELL IT ALL.

1199. - NOT ANOTHER WORD.

1200. - JORDAN'S A WEREWOLF!

1201. - OKAY, LOOK, THERE'S NO REASON YOU SHOULD BELIEVE ME.

1202. I MEAN, I GET IT. I'M A FREAK.

1203. UNDER MY BED,

1204. ANYTHING I EVER SAY AGAIN,

1205. BUT JUST THIS ONCE, PLEASE, DAD!

1206. - HUNTER, WE'RE GOING HOME.

1207. - NO.

1208. I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

1209. MY SISTER NEEDS HELP, AND I'M GONNA HELP HER.

1210. - HUNTER.

1211. HUNTER! HUNTER!

1212. - MOM WOULD HAVE BELIEVED ME.

1213. - THIS IS CRAZY.

1214. - HEY, OVER HERE.

1215. WELL, AFTER YOU, DAD.

1216. - WOW.

1217. - YOU SEE, DAD?

1218. I THINK IT'S THIS WAY.

1219. I THINK WE'RE UNDER THE CEMETERY.

1220. - YEP. DEFINITELY THE CEMETERY.

1221. WHAT WAS THAT?

1222. - JORDAN!

1223. - WHAT WAS THAT?

1224. - YOUR DAUGHTER. - WHOA.

1225. THE CASTLE BEFORE SUNRISE, OR...

1226. SHE'S GONNA BE LIKE THAT FOREVER.

1227. - OH, SHE WOULDN'T LIKE THAT.

1228. - THIS JUST NEVER GETS OLD.

1229. - OH, GOOD. YOU'RE AWAKE.

1230. - WOULD YOU GIVE IT A REST?

1231. NICE TRY.

1232. - I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND, DAD.

1233. - NO, I'M THE ONE

1234. TO BOTH OF YOU.

1235. HUNTER, I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU.

1236. JORDAN, THIS NEVER SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU, HONEY.

1237. THIS SO MUCH BETTER,

1238. BUT I'M NOT YOUR MOM.

1239. - NO ONE IS, BUT YOU'RE OUR DAD.

1240. - HELLO, PAGING DR. PHIL!

1241. - PAULINA, THEY'RE JUST CHILDREN.

1242. LET THEM GO.

1243. OH, DAVID.

1244. AH, YEAH.

1245. UM, UNFORTUNATELY, THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK.

1246. YOU SEE, I'VE BEEN WAITING 300 YEARS FOR THAT CASTLE,

1247. AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET

1248. GET IN MY WAY.

1249. - YOU HAVE THE CASTLE.

1250. JUST TAKE IT, AND LET THEM GO.

1251. LET THEM GO.

1252. - WELL, UNFORTUNATELY, BOO BEAR,

1253. COOKIE-FACE,

1254. I CAN'T OFFICIALLY TAKE

1255. IF THERE'S A LIVING VUKOVIC WEREWOLF.

1256. "LIVING."

1257. THE CONTRACTS.

1258. NOW, HMM, WHERE WAS I?

1259. OH, RIGHT.

1260. - RELAX, HONEY.

1261. YOU'RE JUST GONNA FEEL A LITTLE PINCH.

1262. - NO!

1263. - LET ME GUESS. HE JUST TURNED 14.

1264. - YEAH, LAST MONTH.

1265. - GET HIM!

1266. - HEY, YOU! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

1267. I'M NEVER HIRING LOCALS AGAIN.

1268. BACK OFF!

1269. - YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA BOUNCE.

1270. - WHOO!

1271. WHOO.

1272. OKAY, KIDS, KIDS, KIDS.

1273. HUNTER, YOU GO KICK SOME VAMPIRE BUTT.

1274. I'LL GET JORDAN HOME TO MADAME VARCOLAC.

1275. SORRY.

1276. SORRY. GO, GO, GO, GO!

1277. - I'M PROUD OF YOU, HUNTER!

1278. COME ON.

1279. MY KIDS ARE WEREWOLVES.

1280. FOR ME!

1281. OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

1282. OW, OW, OW!

1283. - YOU'VE BEEN A VERY BAD DOG.

1284. HEY, PUNKIN'.

1285. MOMMY'S GOT A LITTLE TREAT FOR YOU.

1286. - GREAT.

1287. THE WHOLE LITTER'S HERE. GET HER!

1288. - HURRY, BOY.

1289. - YOU TWO, GET HER!

1290. WE'LL GET HIM.

1291. Thwack!

1292. SOMETHING DONE,

1293. YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT YOURSELF.

1294. ALL RIGHT.

1295. TO A TIME-OUT PERMANENTLY.

1296. - HUNTER! LOOK OUT!

1297. RELAX, PAULINA.

1298. YOU'LL JUST FEEL A LITTLE PINCH.

1299. TOODLES.

1300. - UH-OH!

1301. - L.B. 217.

1302. BLOODLINE OF WEREWOLF.

1303. - OH, GOOD, MORE NEEDLES.

1304. - HEY, THANKS FOR COMIN' BACK FOR ME.

1305. IS THE PACK, REMEMBER?

1306. - OKAY.

1307. WE CAN DO THIS.

1308. - IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY, DAD.

1309. HAVE A PICTURE OF ME?

1310. - HE IS NOT YOU, BOY.

1311. WHEN HE TURNED 14,

1312. HIS FIRST FULL MOON,

1313. RIGHT BEFORE HE BECOME WEREWOLF.

1314. EXACTLY THE SAME.

1315. DA.

1316. - DID YOU KNOW ALL ALONG, MADAME V., THAT I WAS—

1317. - AT CEMETERY, I KNOW. - HOW?

1318. - DRAGOMIR'S GRAVESTONE—

1319. YOU COULD READ WRITING.

1320. COULD DO THIS.

1321. WAS DRAGOMIR'S WAY OF PROTECTING SECRET.

1322. - HOW DO YOU DO?

1323. - YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

1324. DAD, THIS IS THE GUY

1325. THAT I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT!

1326. - PLEASE, ALLOW ME TO FORMALLY INTRODUCE MYSELF.

1327. STANISKLAVSKY.

1328. TO YOUR UNCLE'S ESTATE.

1329. - YOU COULD HAVE JUST TOLD ME!

1330. ON YOUR UNCLE'S BEHALF,

1331. AND MY JOB

1332. RESOLVED THEMSELVES,

1333. AND THEY HAVE, I TRUST?

1334. - YES, THEY HAVE.

1335. - GOOD. GOOD.

1336. THEN WE CAN PROCEED.

1337. WITH YOUR SIGNATURE,

1338. TO THE SANDS FAMILY.

1339. FOR MADAME VARCOLAC.

1340. - WHAT'S THIS?

1341. OF YOUR UNCLE'S ESTATE.

1342. - WHOA, DAD.

1343. - DID NOT SEE THIS COMING.

1344. - I TOLD YOU! WE'RE RICH!

1345. WE GET TO KEEP THE HOUSE?

1346. WE GET TO KEEP THEM BOTH.

1347. - WELL, IF THERE'S NOTHING ELSE,

1348. FOR MOONLIGHT MANIA.

1349. I HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE.

1350. - OH, UH,

1351. JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY,

1352. GET ALL THIS MONEY?

1353. - HE INVENTED KARAOKE.

1354. - HMM.

1355. - GORAN, YOU KNOW, I'M NEVER GONNA BE THE GIRL

1356. THAT FIRST DAY.

1357. - THIS I UNDERSTAND,

1358. - SHE ISN'T,

1359. ISN'T COMPLETELY GONE EITHER.

1360. I MEAN, THIS PLACE HAS CHANGED ME.

1361. - IT'S OKAY.

1362. SOMETIMES, EH, CHANGE IS GOOD.

1363. - YEAH. I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.

1364. - SO, UH, WHERE IS YOUR BROTHER?

1365. - OH, HE'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

1366. - BEHOLD, THE GREAT PROTECTOR OF WOLFSBERG,

1367. THE BEAST REIGNS SUPREME!

1368. - MY SON, THE GREAT PROTECTOR.

1369. - IT'S HIS DESTINY.

1370. IS HARD TO BELIEVE?

1371. - UH, I'M GETTING USED TO IT.

1372. FOR A 14-YEAR-OLD BOY, THOUGH.

1373. - BOY NO LONGER BOY.

1374. BOY IS MAN.

1375. - HUNTER!

1376. - AWESOME!

1377. COMPLETELY OFF THE CHAIN!

1378. AWESOME!

1379. - DUDE,

1380. IS THAT YOUR SISTER?

1381. - HERE, LET ME PAY FOR THAT.

1382. - OH, NO, I'M FINE.

1383. THANKS ANYWAY.

1384. WHAT?

1385. CORT MCCANN!

1386. COME ON.

1387. SO YOU AND— YOU AND ME AND PROM OR WHAT?

1388. - OH, SORRY, I ALREADY HAVE A DATE, BUT, UH, THANKS.

1389. - YEAH. OH, COOL.

1390. - WELL? WHAT DID HE SAY?

1391. - HE ASKED ME TO PROM. - SHUT UP!

1392. - I SAID "NO."

1393. - OKAY, ARE YOU SUFFERING

1394. ROMANIAN STRESS DISORDER?

1395. - QUITE THE CONTRARY.

1396. IT'S JUST THAT I ALREADY HAVE A DATE.

1397. - NO POSSIBLE WAY.

1398. EXCHANGE STUDENT?

1399. TOTAL SIDE OF BEEF!

1400. - YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

1401. - EXCUSE ME.

1402. - SEE YOU AT TRYOUTS, GIRLS.

1403. DESTRUKTOR IV.

1404. THE DOWNLOAD OF DEATH.

1405. - HEY, HOW COME WE HAVE FOUR TICKETS?

1406. - WELL, I, UH, ASKED JACQUELINE TO JOIN US,

1407. IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU GUYS?

1408. - TOTALLY.

1409. - YEAH, DAD. IT'S AWESOME.

1410. HEY, UH, BUT YOU HAVE SEEN HER IN THE DAYLIGHT, RIGHT?

1411. - WAY AHEAD OF YOU.

1412. HELLO. - HI.

1413. - UH, MOVIE TIME.

1414. HEY, LOOK, KIDS.

1415. SOMEONE'S MOVING IN ACROSS THE STREET.

1416. - MOVE IT, GRANDMA! - YES, MA'AM.

1417. THING BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP!

1418. - NO SUN, MA'AM. NO, SIR, NO, SIR.

1419. PAULINA'S MOVIN' IN.

1420. OW.

1421. - MM-MM-MM.

1422. - MM-HMM-MM.