1. Survival of the fittest.Copy !req
2. It's the law of the jungle.Copy !req
3. There's always someone trying
to take what's yours.Copy !req
4. How do I know?Copy !req
5. It almost happened to me.Copy !req
6. Tim Templeton...Copy !req
7. quit monkeying around.Copy !req
8. Hot dogs are getting cold.Copy !req
9. Hot dogs?Copy !req
10. At least,
this is how I remember it.Copy !req
11. All right, buddy,
let's eat.Copy !req
12. You see,
I was seven years old...Copy !req
13. and back then, you relied
on your imagination.Copy !req
14. When I wasn't
exploring the Congo...Copy !req
15. I was a deep sea diver.Copy !req
16. Tim!Copy !req
17. Our hero!Copy !req
18. Don't worry, Mom and Dad.Copy !req
19. I got this!Copy !req
20. Grab on!Copy !req
21. Some days,
I rescued my parents.Copy !req
22. That way!Copy !req
23. Other days, they rescued me.Copy !req
24. I'm losing control.
Tim, look out!Copy !req
25. Tree!Copy !req
26. You're breaking up!Copy !req
27. Slow down, Tim!Copy !req
28. Turn, Tim.
Turn!Copy !req
29. Oh, are you hurt?
I'm okay.Copy !req
30. Show Mommy your teeth.Copy !req
31. It was just the three of us.Copy !req
32. The Templetons.Copy !req
33. And three is
the perfect number.Copy !req
34. Interesting fact...Copy !req
35. did you know that the triangleCopy !req
36. is the strongest
shape found in nature?Copy !req
37. I was the luckiest kid ever.Copy !req
38. My parents even had cool jobs.Copy !req
39. They worked for the biggest
pet company in the world...Copy !req
40. Puppy Co.Copy !req
41. Yes, Mr. Francis?Copy !req
42. Puppy Co needs you.Copy !req
43. It's go time.Copy !req
44. They worked in a department
called "Marketing... "Copy !req
45. where they got to
launch new products.Copy !req
46. Even though my parents
worked really hard...Copy !req
47. they still made just
enough time for me.Copy !req
48. Three stories, five hugs,
and my special song, right?Copy !req
49. You got it!Copy !req
50. Blackbird singing
in the dead of nightCopy !req
51. Take these broken
wings and learn to flyCopy !req
52. All your lifeCopy !req
53. You were only waiting
For this moment to ariseCopy !req
54. Hey, Tim. How would you like
to have a baby brother?Copy !req
55. No, thanks. I'm enough.Copy !req
56. Life was good.
Life was perfect.Copy !req
57. But as I drifted off
to sleep...Copy !req
58. something my parents said
got me thinking.Copy !req
59. Where do babies come from?Copy !req
60. Heaven, I'm in heavenCopy !req
61. And my heart beats so that
I can hardly speakCopy !req
62. And I seem to find
the happiness I seekCopy !req
63. When we're out together
dancing, cheek to cheekCopy !req
64. Heaven, I'm in heavenCopy !req
65. And the cares that hung
around me through the weekCopy !req
66. Seem to vanish like
a gambler's lucky streakCopy !req
67. When we're out together
dancing cheek to cheekCopy !req
68. Oh, I love to climb a mountainCopy !req
69. And to reach the highest peakCopy !req
70. But it doesn't
thrill me half as muchCopy !req
71. As dancing cheek to cheekCopy !req
72. Oh, I love to go out fishingCopy !req
73. In a river or a creekCopy !req
74. But I don't enjoy it
half as muchCopy !req
75. As dancing cheek to cheekCopy !req
76. The day I got a little
brother started like any other day...Copy !req
77. but little did I know...Copy !req
78. my life would
never be the same.Copy !req
79. Wake up, little halflings!
It's 7:00 a. M.Copy !req
80. Wake up, little halflings!Copy !req
81. Morning, Wizzie!Copy !req
82. What great adventure
lies in wait for you today?Copy !req
83. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
84. My parents always said that I
had an overactive imagination.Copy !req
85. But I clearly remember...Copy !req
86. the baby was delivered
in a taxi.Copy !req
87. What the...Copy !req
88. Hey!Copy !req
89. Tim, look who's here.Copy !req
90. Meet your new baby brother.Copy !req
91. Baby what?Copy !req
92. Brother.Copy !req
93. I had a million questions.Copy !req
94. Who is this guy?
Why is he here?Copy !req
95. What's with that outfit?Copy !req
96. Why's he so fat?
Why's he staring at me?Copy !req
97. Does he know karate?
What's going on?Copy !req
98. That way?Copy !req
99. Okay.
Okay.Copy !req
100. Right from the start,
he was yelling at people...Copy !req
101. ordering everyone around.Copy !req
102. Oh, you want this?Copy !req
103. One thing was clear.
He was the boss.Copy !req
104. He set up his office, right smack
dab in the middle of the house.Copy !req
105. He conducted meetings.Copy !req
106. You called?
Do you need Seńor Squeaky?Copy !req
107. Hey!Copy !req
108. Lots and lots of meetings.Copy !req
109. Even in
the middle of the night.Copy !req
110. I'm up! I'm up!Copy !req
111. We're coming!
We'll be right there!Copy !req
112. If things weren't done to
his immediate satisfaction...Copy !req
113. he had a fit.Copy !req
114. Where's the bottle?
He has to have his bottle!Copy !req
115. He had everyone wrapped around
his chubby little finger.Copy !req
116. Everyone except for me.Copy !req
117. Diaper!
Bottle!Copy !req
118. Diaper!
Bottle!Copy !req
119. Dad! I can't sleep.Copy !req
120. I know, bud. Me neither.Copy !req
121. The baby needs a lot
of attention right now.Copy !req
122. Okay, good talk!Copy !req
123. But...
It's okay.Copy !req
124. Daddy's here. Daddy's here.Copy !req
125. What about me?Copy !req
126. The year: 2057.Copy !req
127. Ensign T-Rex and I are investigating
a hostile alien invasion.Copy !req
128. Ah!Copy !req
129. It's so much worse
than we thought.Copy !req
130. Mom, he's naked!Copy !req
131. I'm naked!Copy !req
132. Say "naked. "Copy !req
133. No!Copy !req
134. Ah.Copy !req
135. Who's Mommy's little cutie?Copy !req
136. Are you Mommy's little cutie?Copy !req
137. No, he's Daddy's
little tough guy, right?Copy !req
138. You know one of us has to go with
Mr. Francis to the pet convention.Copy !req
139. Oh, in Vegas.Copy !req
140. You know what? You should
go. No, no. You should go.Copy !req
141. Well, you need a break.Copy !req
142. I'll stay with the baby,
and you...Copy !req
143. Maybe the baby should decide.Copy !req
144. Who do you want
to stay with you?Copy !req
145. Daddy or Mommy?Copy !req
146. Or Daddy?Copy !req
147. He wants his mommy.Copy !req
148. Okay, we need to talk!Copy !req
149. In private.Copy !req
150. Oh.Copy !req
151. Sure.
About what, bud?Copy !req
152. About the b-a-b-e-e.Copy !req
153. "Y," Tim.Copy !req
154. Why? Because he
came out of nowhere!Copy !req
155. We don't even know him.Copy !req
156. How can we trust him?Copy !req
157. Come on, he's just a baby.Copy !req
158. Seriously?
I'm the only one who thinksCopy !req
159. there's something weird
about this guy?Copy !req
160. Oopsie! I got it.
Five-second rule.Copy !req
161. Tim?Copy !req
162. Look at him! He wears a suit!Copy !req
163. I know. Isn't it cute?
He's like a little man.Copy !req
164. He carries a briefcase.Copy !req
165. Does no else think that's...Copy !req
166. Oh, I don't know,
a little freaky?Copy !req
167. Well, you carried Lam-Lam
around until you were like...Copy !req
168. This is not about Lam-Lam.Copy !req
169. All babies
are different, Tim.Copy !req
170. And each one is special.Copy !req
171. He's taking over
the whole house!Copy !req
172. Are you taking over the house?Copy !req
173. Yes, you are. Yes, you are.Copy !req
174. Trust me, one day you're gonna
get to know this little guy...Copy !req
175. and you are gonna love him
with all of your heart.Copy !req
176. Just like we do.Copy !req
177. All of your heart?Copy !req
178. Never.Copy !req
179. Hello!Copy !req
180. It's time for my three stories,
five hugs, and special song!Copy !req
181. How about one story...Copy !req
182. three hugs,
and my special song?Copy !req
183. Just my special song?Copy !req
184. Mom?Copy !req
185. Dad?Copy !req
186. Hey.Copy !req
187. What happened to bedtime?Copy !req
188. We'll have it on Monday,
Mr. Francis.Copy !req
189. Don't cry! Don't cry.Copy !req
190. Hello?Copy !req
191. Hello? No, ma'am, not yet.Copy !req
192. No, I'm not making excuses.Copy !req
193. Yes, ma'am, I know
I've been here a long time.Copy !req
194. Believe me,
it feels like my whole life.Copy !req
195. I'm making great progress
with the parents already.Copy !req
196. The usual procedure, sleep
deprivation, hunger strikes.Copy !req
197. They're very disoriented.Copy !req
198. I've got them eating
out of the palm of my hand.Copy !req
199. They do everything for me.Copy !req
200. It's hilarious.Copy !req
201. But I think the kid
might be on to me.Copy !req
202. No, I can handle him.Copy !req
203. I know how important this
mission is to the company.Copy !req
204. Mission?Copy !req
205. Well, trust me, ma'am. You got
the right baby for this job.Copy !req
206. Hands up, devil baby!Copy !req
207. Fart! Poop! Doodie!Copy !req
208. I've gotta deal
with the k-I-d.Copy !req
209. You can talk!Copy !req
210. No, you can really talk.
I heard you!Copy !req
211. Fine. I can talk.Copy !req
212. Now, let's see
if you can listen.Copy !req
213. Get me a double espresso...Copy !req
214. and see if there's someplace
around here with decent sushi.Copy !req
215. I'd kill for a spicy
tuna roll right about now.Copy !req
216. Get yourself
a little something.Copy !req
217. Who are you?Copy !req
218. Let's just say I'm the boss.Copy !req
219. The boss? You're a baby!
You wear a diaper.Copy !req
220. You know who else
wears diapers?Copy !req
221. Astronauts and NASCAR drivers,
that's who.Copy !req
222. It's called efficiency,
Templeton.Copy !req
223. The average
toddler spends, what?Copy !req
224. 45 hours a year on the potty?Copy !req
225. I'm the boss.Copy !req
226. I don't have
that kind of spare time.Copy !req
227. Well,
you're not the boss of me.Copy !req
228. I am the boss of you.Copy !req
229. No, you're not.Copy !req
230. Am, too.
Are not.Copy !req
231. Am, too!
Are not!Copy !req
232. Am, too.
Are not!Copy !req
233. Am, too.
Are not!Copy !req
234. Am, too. Am, too.Copy !req
235. Am, too. Am, too.Copy !req
236. I was here first.Copy !req
237. Just wait until Mom and Dad
find out about this.Copy !req
238. Oh, yeah? You think
they'd pick you over me?Copy !req
239. With your track record?Copy !req
240. You don't know
anything about me.Copy !req
241. So that's how you wanna
play it? Let's see.Copy !req
242. Templeton, Timothy.
Middle name...Copy !req
243. I'm sorry. Leslie!Copy !req
244. Mostly C's...
How do you know all that?Copy !req
245. Can't ride a bike
without training wheels?Copy !req
246. Even bears can ride a bike
without training wheels, Leslie.Copy !req
247. DOB says you're seven.Copy !req
248. Seven and a half.Copy !req
249. Power nap!
You were saying?Copy !req
250. I'm seven and a half.Copy !req
251. Exactly! You're old.Copy !req
252. It's time to make way
for the next generation.Copy !req
253. It's the way of the world.Copy !req
254. You would never ask
your parents for an old toy.Copy !req
255. Lam-Lam?Copy !req
256. Everyone wants
the hot, new thing.Copy !req
257. Destroy. Destroy.Copy !req
258. Lam-Lam!Copy !req
259. I've got fresh batteries.Copy !req
260. Boom!Copy !req
261. Mom and Dad
don't even know you.Copy !req
262. They love me!Copy !req
263. Oh, yeah? Do the math, kid.Copy !req
264. There's only
so much love to go around.Copy !req
265. It's like these beads.Copy !req
266. You used to have
all your parents' love.Copy !req
267. All their time.
All their attention.Copy !req
268. You had all the beads.Copy !req
269. But then I came along.Copy !req
270. Babies take up a lot of time.Copy !req
271. They need a lot of attention.
They get all the love.Copy !req
272. We could share.Copy !req
273. You obviously didn't
go to business school.Copy !req
274. Look, Templeton,
the numbers just don't add up.Copy !req
275. There's not enough love
for the two of us.Copy !req
276. Not enough beads
to go around.Copy !req
277. And then,
all of a sudden,Copy !req
278. there's no place for Tim.Copy !req
279. Tim doesn't fit anymore.Copy !req
280. Oh, no!
What about Tim?Copy !req
281. So keep quiet.
Stay out of my way.Copy !req
282. Or there's gonna be cutbacks.Copy !req
283. You can't be fired
from your own family.Copy !req
284. Can you?Copy !req
285. Wake up, little halflings!
It's 7:00 a. M.Copy !req
286. Wake up, little half...Copy !req
287. What's the use?Copy !req
288. Arise for
a nutritious breakfast!Copy !req
289. It's 7:00 a. M.Copy !req
290. Oh, what's wrong, Timothy?Copy !req
291. Has that little dwarf
made you blue?Copy !req
292. Then I shall cast upon him
a great curse!Copy !req
293. He shall not pass!Copy !req
294. It's no use, Wizzie.Copy !req
295. He's got Mom and Dad
completely fooled.Copy !req
296. If they knew what I knew,
they'd never let him stay.Copy !req
297. Perhaps your parents
need to be enlightened.Copy !req
298. With a great curse!Copy !req
299. They shall not pass!Copy !req
300. Yeah. I need
to enlighten them...Copy !req
301. with proof!Copy !req
302. That's what I need, proof!Copy !req
303. Expose his dark magic!Copy !req
304. Testing, testing.Copy !req
305. Testing, testing.Copy !req
306. Maybe they can
return him to the store...Copy !req
307. and get their money back!Copy !req
308. We could buy a bouncy house!Copy !req
309. Godspeed, Tim! It's 8:45 a. M.Copy !req
310. Ninja.Copy !req
311. Ninja.Copy !req
312. Ninja.Copy !req
313. Ninja.Copy !req
314. Babies everywhere!
They're spreading.Copy !req
315. Mom! Dad! What's going on?Copy !req
316. It's an invasion!Copy !req
317. Ah!Copy !req
318. It's a play date!Copy !req
319. That's a keeper.Copy !req
320. It's a meeting,
and you won't be attending.Copy !req
321. We'll see about that.Copy !req
322. Thank you all for
coming here on such short notice.Copy !req
323. Now, before we begin...Copy !req
324. Yes, sir!Copy !req
325. Sure is!
Affirmative!Copy !req
326. Jimbo, run some interference.Copy !req
327. Hey!Copy !req
328. We babiesCopy !req
329. are having a crisis!
Oh, no!Copy !req
330. That's awful!
Horrible!Copy !req
331. What is it?Copy !req
332. It's simpler
if I just show you.Copy !req
333. Teddy, if you please.Copy !req
334. Let's put on a show.Copy !req
335. Oh.Copy !req
336. Here we go!Copy !req
337. Jimbo, hit the lights.Copy !req
338. You see, babies aren't getting
as much love as we used to.Copy !req
339. Why? Have we been bad?Copy !req
340. No, Staci.Copy !req
341. But I'll tell you who is.Copy !req
342. Behold our mortal enemy.
Puppies!Copy !req
343. No!
That's exactly the problem.Copy !req
344. Puppies?
What's the deal with puppies?Copy !req
345. Throughout history...Copy !req
346. people have loved babiesCopy !req
347. more than
anything in the world.Copy !req
348. We've always been
a must-have item...Copy !req
349. number one
on every wish list.Copy !req
350. Puppies were
merely accessories.Copy !req
351. But all that changed when the
puppies began coming out...Copy !req
352. with new designer models.Copy !req
353. Each one more adorable
than the last.Copy !req
354. Remember the Labradoodle?Copy !req
355. The Peekapoo?Copy !req
356. The Chiweenie?Copy !req
357. Try to say
"Chiweenie" without smiling.Copy !req
358. Chiwee...Copy !req
359. Not possible.
Don't waste your time.Copy !req
360. We all laughedCopy !req
361. at the Shar Pei.Copy !req
362. And now it's number one
in China.Copy !req
363. Oh, no.
That's terrible!Copy !req
364. Horrible!
Yes.Copy !req
365. And it gets even worse.Copy !req
366. Francis Francis,
the CEO of Puppy Co,Copy !req
367. made this announcement.Copy !req
368. Teddy, roll the clip.Copy !req
369. And we are on schedule...Copy !req
370. to release the most
adorable puppy ever.Copy !req
371. We're gonna launch it at the
pet convention in Las Vegas!Copy !req
372. Watch out, world!Copy !req
373. It's gonna crush
the competition!Copy !req
374. Yay!
No, Jimbo.Copy !req
375. No "yay"!
We are the competition!Copy !req
376. This is war.Copy !req
377. Puppies are winning,
and babies are losing.Copy !req
378. Thank you, Teddy.Copy !req
379. And if this new puppy
is as cute as we fear...Copy !req
380. it could put the baby business
out of business, baby.Copy !req
381. That's awful!Copy !req
382. Bad news, baby!Copy !req
383. What are we going to do?Copy !req
384. My job is to find out exactly
what that new puppy is...Copy !req
385. so that Baby Corp
can stop it.Copy !req
386. And you're going to help me.Copy !req
387. Genius!
Home run!Copy !req
388. You still got it, boss!Copy !req
389. Yay!Copy !req
390. Yay.Copy !req
391. Now, your parents
all work for Puppy Co.Copy !req
392. So have you learned
anything from them?Copy !req
393. Yes, sir!
Sure did!Copy !req
394. Fantastic. Triplets, go!Copy !req
395. A.
B.Copy !req
396. C.
D.Copy !req
397. No, what have you learned
about the new puppy?Copy !req
398. Yay, puppy!Copy !req
399. No, Jimbo! Puppies are evil.Copy !req
400. Staci, read back the notes.Copy !req
401. I can't read. What's it say?Copy !req
402. This is my team?Copy !req
403. A muscle-head, a bunch
of yes men, and a doodler?Copy !req
404. Exactly!
Affirmative!Copy !req
405. Good call.Copy !req
406. Oh, yeah!
Nice one, BB!Copy !req
407. Gotcha!Copy !req
408. Put that cookie down.
Cookies are for closers.Copy !req
409. Let's have another show!
No, Teddy, no!Copy !req
410. How about a hug?
No more shows!Copy !req
411. Boss?Copy !req
412. There's plenty of
love to go around.Copy !req
413. Go to sleep!Copy !req
414. Nighty-night.Copy !req
415. Boss!
Boss!Copy !req
416. What?
Parents!Copy !req
417. It's like they're having
their own little meeting.Copy !req
418. Isn't that adorable?
Who wants dessert?Copy !req
419. God, this is so humiliating.Copy !req
420. God, this is so humiliating.Copy !req
421. Wait until Mom
and Dad hear this.Copy !req
422. Hey, Templeton,
what you got there?Copy !req
423. Oh, nothing.Copy !req
424. Hand over the tape.Copy !req
425. Never!Copy !req
426. Mom! Dad! Over here!Copy !req
427. Hi, Timmy!Copy !req
428. Hi! Anyway...Copy !req
429. Flower power!Copy !req
430. You can't get away from
Johnny Law, simpleton.Copy !req
431. Ha!Copy !req
432. Fasten your seat belt.
Let's go!Copy !req
433. Run, run, run.Copy !req
434. What? Hey!Copy !req
435. Ha-ha.Copy !req
436. Run, run, run.Copy !req
437. Catch, catch, catch.Copy !req
438. Yes!Copy !req
439. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
440. Let go, you little...Copy !req
441. Oh, look! The kids
are finally getting along.Copy !req
442. That's nice.Copy !req
443. Sayonara!Copy !req
444. You wanna play?Copy !req
445. Let's play.Copy !req
446. No!Copy !req
447. Save Boss! Save Boss!Copy !req
448. Get him!
I got him!Copy !req
449. I got him!
I got him!Copy !req
450. You're toast, baby man!Copy !req
451. Upsies, I need upsies!Copy !req
452. Who wants...Copy !req
453. Cheese sticks!Copy !req
454. Mom, Dad! I've got proof!Copy !req
455. Ah!Copy !req
456. Oh, someone can't go
down the stairs? Ha!Copy !req
457. Nothing can stop me!Copy !req
458. Mom! Dad! Where are you guys?Copy !req
459. Hello?Copy !req
460. Where did everyone go?Copy !req
461. Mom, Dad! The baby can talk!Copy !req
462. Oh, can he now?Copy !req
463. Wait, how did you...Copy !req
464. Hand over the tape, Timmy.Copy !req
465. Or Lam-Lam gets it, see?Copy !req
466. No!Copy !req
467. What's that, Lam-Lam?
You want a nose ring?Copy !req
468. It's really not my scene,Copy !req
469. but who am I to judge?Copy !req
470. And an eyebrow ring?Copy !req
471. Seems like a little too much,Copy !req
472. Lam-Lam.
Ah!Copy !req
473. How's that gonna look
in a job interview?Copy !req
474. Stop it!Copy !req
475. The tape, Timmy!
Or I'm gonna rip, rip, rip.Copy !req
476. No! Let go!Copy !req
477. You let go!
You let go!Copy !req
478. Give me the tape!
Give me Lam-Lam!Copy !req
479. Whoops! Too far.Copy !req
480. Templeton! Templeton,
let's be reasonable.Copy !req
481. We can be reasonable, right?
What are you doing?Copy !req
482. You've been asking for this
since you got here!Copy !req
483. We can talk about this
over a juice box!Copy !req
484. Time for juice boxes is over.Copy !req
485. No, Templeton. You wouldn't.Copy !req
486. Say bye-bye, baby!
You're fired!Copy !req
487. What are you doing?Copy !req
488. Nothing.Copy !req
489. My proof!Copy !req
490. Tim! Explain yourself!Copy !req
491. Yes, explain yourself.Copy !req
492. It wasn't me!
It was the baby's fault.Copy !req
493. The baby's fault?Copy !req
494. It's true! He can talk.Copy !req
495. They all can talk.
They were having a meeting.Copy !req
496. There's something
about puppies.Copy !req
497. It's one big
baby con-spy-racy!Copy !req
498. Timothy Leslie Templeton!Copy !req
499. We are very
disappointed in you.Copy !req
500. No, we're mad at you!
Exactly, we're mad at you.Copy !req
501. Mad?
You need a time-out!Copy !req
502. You're grounded!
Yes, grounded!Copy !req
503. For two...
Three!Copy !req
504. Three days?
Weeks!Copy !req
505. Weeks! Three weeks!Copy !req
506. For three... evers!Copy !req
507. Grounded?Copy !req
508. You're gonna stay in this
house with your baby brother...Copy !req
509. until you learn
to get along.Copy !req
510. Oh, great.Copy !req
511. It was
my first time behind bars.Copy !req
512. The big house.Copy !req
513. The lock-up.Copy !req
514. Grounded for life.Copy !req
515. The minutes turned into hours,
the hours into days.Copy !req
516. Every man has
his breaking point.Copy !req
517. This was mine.Copy !req
518. Blackbird singingCopy !req
519. in the dead of nightCopy !req
520. Take these broken wings
Hey, that's my song.Copy !req
521. And learn to flyCopy !req
522. All your lifeCopy !req
523. You were only waiting
For this moment to ariseCopy !req
524. It's okay, little halfling.Copy !req
525. Perhaps I can be
of some assistance.Copy !req
526. Blackbird singing
in the dead of night!Copy !req
527. Pray, take these broken wings
and learn to fly!Copy !req
528. Fly, you fools!Copy !req
529. Thanks, Wizzie.Copy !req
530. But it's not the same.Copy !req
531. If only I could
reach my magical shank.Copy !req
532. I could break us
out of this big house.Copy !req
533. Psst! Templeton!Copy !req
534. Templeton, we have to talk.Copy !req
535. Go away.Copy !req
536. Blackbird
singing in the dead of nightCopy !req
537. Stop it!Copy !req
538. That's my song, not yours.Copy !req
539. My parents wrote it
just for me.Copy !req
540. Really? Your parents
are Lennon and McCartney?Copy !req
541. No, Ted and Janice.Copy !req
542. You don't even
know their names!Copy !req
543. You're just trying
to steal them from me.Copy !req
544. You stole everything!Copy !req
545. You're the one
who should be in jail!Copy !req
546. Look, it's time
we put our differences aside.Copy !req
547. Oh, have you been...Copy !req
548. No!Copy !req
549. Where's HR
when you need them?Copy !req
550. Oh!Copy !req
551. Take it.Copy !req
552. I don't want
your filthy money.Copy !req
553. Look, I told you
to stay out of my way.Copy !req
554. I can't!
You're in my house.Copy !req
555. I don't wanna be here...Copy !req
556. any more than
you want me to be here.Copy !req
557. Then why are you
torturing me?Copy !req
558. The truth is
I'm no ordinary baby.Copy !req
559. Well, no kidding.Copy !req
560. I'm on a mission from above.Copy !req
561. Are you the Baby Jesus?Copy !req
562. Yes. I'm the Baby Jesus.Copy !req
563. No!Copy !req
564. You see, I'm more middle
management for the company.Copy !req
565. The company? What company?Copy !req
566. Here.Copy !req
567. Take this.
It'll explain everything.Copy !req
568. What do you want me
to do with that?Copy !req
569. I want you to suck it.
You suck it!Copy !req
570. No, it's for you to suck.Copy !req
571. I'm not sucking that!Copy !req
572. Suck it. I don't know where it's been!Copy !req
573. It's not where it's been.
It's where it will take you.Copy !req
574. Don't you wanna know...Copy !req
575. where babies really come from?Copy !req
576. Binky. Papish. Nuk-Nuk.Copy !req
577. Chupie. Hushie-Baby. Tootsie.Copy !req
578. It goes by many names.Copy !req
579. But through its power,
you will know the truth.Copy !req
580. Come on, faster!Copy !req
581. Mommy!Copy !req
582. Where are we?Copy !req
583. Welcome to Baby Corp!Copy !req
584. No way.Copy !req
585. Thank you.
What?Copy !req
586. Relax.
They can't see us or hear us.Copy !req
587. We're, like,
virtual and stuff?Copy !req
588. Yep.Copy !req
589. You mean they won't feel this?Copy !req
590. Nope. Nada.
Or this?Copy !req
591. Karate!Copy !req
592. Don't embarrass yourself,
Templeton.Copy !req
593. I can still see you.Copy !req
594. So this is
where babies come from?Copy !req
595. Where'd you think,
the cabbage patch?Copy !req
596. Magic fairies?Copy !req
597. No, my parents told me that...Copy !req
598. What?Copy !req
599. No. That's disgusting.Copy !req
600. Yeah, it didn't sound
right to me, either.Copy !req
601. I can't believe my parents
didn't tell me about this.Copy !req
602. If people knew
where babies really came from,Copy !req
603. they'd never have one.Copy !req
604. Same thing with
hot dogs, by the way.Copy !req
605. Going upsies!Copy !req
606. So how come
I don't remember this place?Copy !req
607. Oh, you did.Copy !req
608. But after normal babies get
their pacifiers taken away...Copy !req
609. you forget
all about Baby Corp.Copy !req
610. How come you're not normal?Copy !req
611. A few of us,
the best of the best...Copy !req
612. are selected for the...Copy !req
613. For the ultimate honor.Copy !req
614. Upper management.Copy !req
615. This, Templeton,
is where all the action is.Copy !req
616. Nap time in Sector G.Copy !req
617. So this whole
place is run by babies?Copy !req
618. Yep.Copy !req
619. My Dad says,
"Those who can, do. "Copy !req
620. "And those who can't,
supervise. "Copy !req
621. Your father is a hippie.Copy !req
622. What happens
when you grow up?Copy !req
623. Well, we don't.Copy !req
624. We drink a super-secret baby
formula that keeps us babies forever.Copy !req
625. Back to work!
Formula break is over!Copy !req
626. We're in a crisis here!Copy !req
627. Don't you know
we're in a crisis here?Copy !req
628. Who is that?Copy !req
629. That is my boss.
Big Boss Baby.Copy !req
630. What is she screaming about?Copy !req
631. Well, see this pie chart?Copy !req
632. Wow,
it looks like a giant pie.Copy !req
633. It represents all the love
there is in the world.Copy !req
634. I love pie.
Who doesn't?Copy !req
635. Apple.
Fine.Copy !req
636. No, cherry!
Perfect!Copy !req
637. Not pumpkin.
Okay.Copy !req
638. That's a vegetable.Copy !req
639. Point is, the puppies' slice
is getting bigger and bigger.Copy !req
640. They're stealing
all our love!Copy !req
641. Oh, just like
you did to me.Copy !req
642. Exactly.Copy !req
643. Oh!
And if this keeps up...Copy !req
644. there might not be enough pie
left for babies.Copy !req
645. No pie?Copy !req
646. No pie.Copy !req
647. So, my mission...Copy !req
648. is to find out
what this new puppy is.Copy !req
649. So you're, like,
on a spy mission? Cool!Copy !req
650. Yes! Cool!
And if... When I succeed...Copy !req
651. I'll become
a Baby Corp legend.Copy !req
652. Like Super Big Boss Baby,
Mega Boss Baby...Copy !req
653. Seriously Big Boss Baby...Copy !req
654. and him.Copy !req
655. Now that's a big, fat baby.Copy !req
656. No, that's Big Fat Boss Baby.Copy !req
657. This is Super Colossal
Big Fat Boss Baby.Copy !req
658. He was the youngest
Chief Executive InfantCopy !req
659. in the history of the company.Copy !req
660. Was? What happened to him?Copy !req
661. Retired, years ago.Copy !req
662. But I still try and
live up to his legend.Copy !req
663. In every situation,
I ask myself...Copy !req
664. "W-W-S-C-B-F-B-B-D?Copy !req
665. "What Would Super Colossal
Big Fat Boss Baby Do?"Copy !req
666. So that's all you get?
Your picture on the wall?Copy !req
667. Come here!Copy !req
668. I'll get a promotion.Copy !req
669. The corner office...Copy !req
670. with my own private potty.Copy !req
671. Wow.Copy !req
672. So when you're done,
you're coming back here?Copy !req
673. A- S-A-P, T-I-m.Copy !req
674. I'm not a family man.
I belong behind a desk.Copy !req
675. That's awesome!
I know, right?Copy !req
676. Pew pew.
What?Copy !req
677. So help me, I will nail
his diaper to the wall!Copy !req
678. Have we heard anything
from that little Boss Baby...Copy !req
679. that we sent down
to the Templetons?Copy !req
680. I don't know.
You're fired!Copy !req
681. Oh, no.Copy !req
682. You're all fired!Copy !req
683. The pet convention
is in two days.Copy !req
684. If he doesn't come
up with answers...Copy !req
685. he is fired, retired!Copy !req
686. Gone!
Tour's over.Copy !req
687. What was Big Bossy Baby Lady
screaming about?Copy !req
688. She's demanding
actual results.Copy !req
689. The pet convention is in two
days, and I've got nothing!Copy !req
690. That's her! Don't answer it!Copy !req
691. Ah!Copy !req
692. Ah!Copy !req
693. Stress nap!Copy !req
694. If I don't find out what that
new puppy is and fast...Copy !req
695. not only will I not
get that promotion...Copy !req
696. I could get fired!Copy !req
697. Hey, relax.Copy !req
698. I'm sure there's other
cool jobs for babies, right?Copy !req
699. Meanwhile,
two days goes by like that.Copy !req
700. You better start packing.Copy !req
701. What?Copy !req
702. You don't get it, Templeton.Copy !req
703. If I'm fired,
they'll take away my formula.Copy !req
704. I will turn into
a normal baby...Copy !req
705. and live here
forever with you.Copy !req
706. No!
Yes!Copy !req
707. And I promise you this...Copy !req
708. Every morning you wake up...Copy !req
709. I'll be there.Copy !req
710. Every night, at dinner...Copy !req
711. I'll be there.Copy !req
712. Every birthday party...Copy !req
713. I'll be there.Copy !req
714. Every Christmas!Copy !req
715. I'll be thereCopy !req
716. Year after year after year.Copy !req
717. We will grow old together.Copy !req
718. You and I...Copy !req
719. will be brothers.Copy !req
720. Always.Copy !req
721. No. No, this is terrible!
I know.Copy !req
722. This can't be happening.
But it is!Copy !req
723. You can't stay here!
I can't!Copy !req
724. Don't panic!
But it feels right!Copy !req
725. I know,
but we have to fix this.Copy !req
726. We have to make sure
you don't get fired.Copy !req
727. We?Copy !req
728. We.Copy !req
729. I will help you...Copy !req
730. but just to get rid of you.Copy !req
731. Deal?Copy !req
732. Deal.Copy !req
733. Here's to never
seeing you again.Copy !req
734. Back at ya, baby.Copy !req
735. Now let's get to work.Copy !req
736. Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
737. Slice!Copy !req
738. No, no.Copy !req
739. There's nothing
here about a new puppy.Copy !req
740. Aren't you gonna do
any work?Copy !req
741. I'm very busy delegating.Copy !req
742. He drains it!Copy !req
743. So once we find
the file on the new puppy...Copy !req
744. what do we do then?Copy !req
745. Send in the baby ninjas?Copy !req
746. Even better.Copy !req
747. I'm going to write
the perfect memo.Copy !req
748. Boom!
Boom!Copy !req
749. Wait. What's a memo?Copy !req
750. A memo is something you write
to give people information.Copy !req
751. That's your plan? You're
gonna write a book report?Copy !req
752. That's so boring.Copy !req
753. No, Templeton.Copy !req
754. Memos are for
important things.Copy !req
755. A memo can bring
people together.Copy !req
756. A memo can be
a call to arms...Copy !req
757. a manifesto, a poem.Copy !req
758. A memo can change the world.Copy !req
759. Wow! When you
explain it like that...Copy !req
760. it still sounds boring.Copy !req
761. You'll learn, kid.Copy !req
762. You'll learn.Copy !req
763. Wait a second. This is it!Copy !req
764. What? What is it?Copy !req
765. Check this out.
Take Your Kid to Work Day.Copy !req
766. People take children
to a place of business? Why?Copy !req
767. Because it's awesome!Copy !req
768. It's disgusting.Copy !req
769. Don't you see?
We can get inside Puppy Co...Copy !req
770. and find out
what the new puppy is!Copy !req
771. What's the point?Copy !req
772. You're grounded.Copy !req
773. Your parents aren't
going to take us anywhere.Copy !req
774. You're right. They think
we hate each other.Copy !req
775. Hate is a strong word.Copy !req
776. It's the right word,
but still.Copy !req
777. We have to convince them
that we're actual brothers.Copy !req
778. Right.Copy !req
779. That we...Copy !req
780. Loathe?Copy !req
781. No.Copy !req
782. Like!Copy !req
783. No. That we...Copy !req
784. La, la, la...Copy !req
785. La, la, la...Copy !req
786. Le, le, le...Copy !req
787. No.Copy !req
788. No way. No. You don't mean...Copy !req
789. Love each other.Copy !req
790. I just threw up
a noodle and swallowed it.Copy !req
791. Here comes the choo-choo
train! No.Copy !req
792. Choo, choo, chugga, chugga.
No choo-choo!Copy !req
793. Hold the train! No! It looks
like it's already been eaten!Copy !req
794. Who's there? I got a racket!Copy !req
795. What's going on in here?Copy !req
796. I'm just feeding the baby.Copy !req
797. They're watching.Copy !req
798. Choo-choo.Copy !req
799. Okay.
Okay.Copy !req
800. Choo-choo on that.Copy !req
801. I don't wear nautical.
It's not even Friday!Copy !req
802. Come on,
you're putting this thing on!Copy !req
803. You gonna make me?
You can't make me, punk.Copy !req
804. What have you done to me?
Stop!Copy !req
805. Get back here!
No!Copy !req
806. Oh! No way.Copy !req
807. Come on!Copy !req
808. Tim,
what are you doing in here?Copy !req
809. Oh, no.Copy !req
810. Hey, what's all the racket?Copy !req
811. Isn't he adorable?Copy !req
812. Oh, I've got one for you, too!
Ahoy, matey!Copy !req
813. What?Copy !req
814. Bummer.Copy !req
815. Smile!Copy !req
816. Smile for the camera.Copy !req
817. It makes me feel weak.Copy !req
818. Who's ticklish?
It doesn't work on me.Copy !req
819. Here?
I'm dead down there.Copy !req
820. Come on,
everyone has a tickle spot.Copy !req
821. "'I don't think
I'll fit,' said Gretel. "Copy !req
822. Come here, look at this.Copy !req
823. "'I could get in myself. 'Copy !req
824. "And then,
Hansel and Gretel...Copy !req
825. "pushed the wicked old woman
into the oven.Copy !req
826. "And the godless witch
was miserably burnt to death. "Copy !req
827. Let me get this straight.Copy !req
828. The story is about cannibalism
and burning people alive.Copy !req
829. Yeah.Copy !req
830. No wonder kids
are so messed up!Copy !req
831. Getting along is exhausting.Copy !req
832. Back at ya, Tim.Copy !req
833. You should have seen
your face in that picture.Copy !req
834. You were all...Copy !req
835. I'm not used to being tickled.Copy !req
836. Once at a corporate retreat.Copy !req
837. But those things
always get weird.Copy !req
838. What?
You've never been tickled?Copy !req
839. What about your parents?Copy !req
840. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot.Copy !req
841. You didn't have parents,
did you?Copy !req
842. Tim, I may
look like a baby...Copy !req
843. but I was born all grown up.Copy !req
844. I can't even imagine
not being a kid.Copy !req
845. You missed out on
your whole childhood?Copy !req
846. You never had
someone to love you?Copy !req
847. You can't miss
what you never had.Copy !req
848. Wake up, little halflings!Copy !req
849. Hey, Tim. Wake up, buddy.Copy !req
850. What?
Rise and shine!Copy !req
851. Is something wrong?
Am I fired?Copy !req
852. No, you're late for work.Copy !req
853. What?Copy !req
854. It's Take Your Kid to Work
Day! And you're the kid.Copy !req
855. You're officially un-grounded.Copy !req
856. Really?
Really.Copy !req
857. Can the baby come, too?Copy !req
858. I don't see why not.Copy !req
859. Yes! Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
860. Yeah!Copy !req
861. I wish I was that
excited for work.Copy !req
862. Oh, look, it's my spatula.Copy !req
863. Every time I move I loseCopy !req
864. When I look I'm inCopy !req
865. And every time I turn aroundCopy !req
866. I'm back in love againCopy !req
867. Back in love againCopy !req
868. Yeah, baby.Copy !req
869. Seems like, seems likeCopy !req
870. Back in loveCopy !req
871. All right, gentlemen.
Welcome to Puppy Co.Copy !req
872. Wow! This is awesome!Copy !req
873. And Tim, look!Copy !req
874. They have a puppy pool
and everything!Copy !req
875. Isn't that sanitary?Copy !req
876. Hey, bud, you wanna get
a picture with Puppy Co Pete?Copy !req
877. No, thanks. It's probably
too scary for the baby.Copy !req
878. Nice call.Copy !req
879. Your dad and I
have some work to do.Copy !req
880. You wanna come up to the
office and hang out with us?Copy !req
881. We'll stick your
brother in the Puppy Zone...Copy !req
882. while we have
a little Tim time.Copy !req
883. Tim time?Copy !req
884. Dad and I know we
haven't been ableCopy !req
885. to do as much with
you as we used to.Copy !req
886. So, what do you say?Copy !req
887. No, thanks.Copy !req
888. I'd rather spend
time with the baby.Copy !req
889. Oh, so cute.
Oh, that's so sweet.Copy !req
890. Way to keep your eyes
on the prize, Templeton.Copy !req
891. We find out what the new
puppy is, and I go home.Copy !req
892. You guys stay in
the Puppy Zone, okay?Copy !req
893. Okay, bye!Copy !req
894. Oh...Copy !req
895. Yeah!Copy !req
896. Aha!Copy !req
897. That's where we'll find the
secret file on the new puppy.Copy !req
898. We'll never get
through that door.Copy !req
899. No, not that door.Copy !req
900. The doggy door.Copy !req
901. But how do we
get past the guard?Copy !req
902. Ah!Copy !req
903. No, no, no. No way.Copy !req
904. No!Copy !req
905. Itchy, plushy, puppy pants!Copy !req
906. What a cute, little pup...Copy !req
907. Yay!Copy !req
908. Kids.
Psst!Copy !req
909. Get down.Copy !req
910. All the way down.Copy !req
911. I've never been
so humiliated in all my life.Copy !req
912. Arf!Copy !req
913. Hey!Copy !req
914. Fetch!Copy !req
915. What am I doing?Copy !req
916. Oh, no!Copy !req
917. Yes!Copy !req
918. What a good boy.Copy !req
919. No. No biting.Copy !req
920. Timothy Templeton,
office ninja.Copy !req
921. Ha!Copy !req
922. Over here.
What is it?Copy !req
923. It's gotta be in here.Copy !req
924. It's begging us to go in.Copy !req
925. Wow.Copy !req
926. That's a lot of paperwork.Copy !req
927. I thought
puppies shredded everything.Copy !req
928. This is getting creepy.Copy !req
929. I've come for your soul.Copy !req
930. Cut it out!Copy !req
931. Wait!Copy !req
932. That's it!Copy !req
933. The file!Copy !req
934. See! I was right.Copy !req
935. Ah!Copy !req
936. No. I've seen this
before somewhere.Copy !req
937. We've gotta find something
to replace it with.Copy !req
938. You're right.
Like another file.Copy !req
939. Yes! A file with
the same weight.Copy !req
940. So it can be placed in
the exact same position. Ah!Copy !req
941. With the exact same weight.Copy !req
942. You already said that. Ah!Copy !req
943. I know I said it. Ow, hey,
you hit me twice.Copy !req
944. Make it a third time. Wait!Copy !req
945. I think I've seen one here.Copy !req
946. Smead manila,
pressboard edges.Copy !req
947. About 50 ounces. No, 49.Copy !req
948. Try this one.Copy !req
949. Wait!Copy !req
950. Now it's perfect.Copy !req
951. Yes!Copy !req
952. Oops.Copy !req
953. I feel like we should run.Copy !req
954. I know,
but it's just so mesmerizing.Copy !req
955. I kind of wanna
see how it ends.Copy !req
956. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
957. Well, that didn't end well.Copy !req
958. What?Copy !req
959. What the...?Copy !req
960. Thanks for dropping in, kids.Copy !req
961. Francis Francis?Copy !req
962. I see you've met
my big brother, Eugene.Copy !req
963. A man of few words.Copy !req
964. None, in fact.Copy !req
965. Can you put your
head back on, please?Copy !req
966. What is all this?Copy !req
967. Surprise!Copy !req
968. A Baby Corp binky?
Where did you get that?Copy !req
969. Oh, you don't recognize me?Copy !req
970. Perhaps from my youth!Copy !req
971. Super
Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby?Copy !req
972. He is him? And him is you?Copy !req
973. Except older and wrinklier.Copy !req
974. That's not right.Copy !req
975. No. You were my hero!Copy !req
976. How did you end up here?Copy !req
977. You know what I do
to little kidsCopy !req
978. who ask lots of
questions about me?Copy !req
979. Eugene!Copy !req
980. Ah!Copy !req
981. I read them my story.Copy !req
982. And, I baked cookies!Copy !req
983. Eugene, my chair.Copy !req
984. Now, it all
started at Baby Corp...Copy !req
985. a long, long time ago.Copy !req
986. I was a hotshot executive...Copy !req
987. headed straight to the top.Copy !req
988. Everyone loved me.Copy !req
989. They gave me a promotion,
the corner office...Copy !req
990. my very own...Copy !req
991. Personal potty?
Shing!Copy !req
992. I had it all.Copy !req
993. But then one day...Copy !req
994. I made a terrible discovery.Copy !req
995. I was getting old.Copy !req
996. The formula
wasn't working anymore.Copy !req
997. It turns out I was
lactose intolerant.Copy !req
998. No!
Yes!Copy !req
999. I got called in to see
the board of directors.Copy !req
1000. Who are
the boring directors?Copy !req
1001. The biggest baby
bosses of them all.Copy !req
1002. I thought they loved me.Copy !req
1003. But they replaced
me with someone new.Copy !req
1004. Someone younger.Copy !req
1005. That's horrible.Copy !req
1006. All of a sudden,
she got all the love...Copy !req
1007. all the attention.Copy !req
1008. You know how that feels,
don't you, Tim?Copy !req
1009. It hurts, doesn't it?Copy !req
1010. Yeah. It does.Copy !req
1011. And then what happened?Copy !req
1012. Well...Copy !req
1013. They fired me!Copy !req
1014. And took away
my special formula.Copy !req
1015. Then they sent me down
to live with a...Copy !req
1016. family!
Oh, Francis, no!Copy !req
1017. Baby Corp betrayed me!Copy !req
1018. And I'm finally
going to get revenge...Copy !req
1019. with the Forever Puppy.Copy !req
1020. That's it?Copy !req
1021. No, no.Copy !req
1022. Imagine a puppy
that never grows up.Copy !req
1023. A puppy that
stays a puppy forever.Copy !req
1024. Once I launch
my Forever PuppiesCopy !req
1025. to every corner
of the world...Copy !req
1026. they'll be so adorable...Copy !req
1027. How cute!Copy !req
1028. no one will ever want
a baby ever, ever again.Copy !req
1029. The end of Baby Corp!Copy !req
1030. Oh, please.Copy !req
1031. A puppy that never grows up?
That's impossible!Copy !req
1032. Isn't it?Copy !req
1033. Oh, it was, until you
brought me the key ingredient.Copy !req
1034. My secret formula.Copy !req
1035. It's mine! It's mine!Copy !req
1036. It's all mine.Copy !req
1037. No!Copy !req
1038. You brought me the very thing
I needed to destroy Baby Corp.Copy !req
1039. No!
Yes!Copy !req
1040. You walked
right into my trap!Copy !req
1041. You'll never get away with
this! Yeah, not if we...Copy !req
1042. What? Tell?Copy !req
1043. Who are you gonna tell, Tim?
Your parents?Copy !req
1044. Where are the boys?Copy !req
1045. I told them to
stay in the Puppy Zone.Copy !req
1046. I'm taking them both with me
to Las Vegas.Copy !req
1047. So stay out of my way.Copy !req
1048. I'd hate for them
to get terminated.Copy !req
1049. Ha! They'd never
leave us alone.Copy !req
1050. Oh, really?Copy !req
1051. Wait until they meet
Puppy Co's certified...Copy !req
1052. in-house childcare expert.Copy !req
1053. Oh, no.Copy !req
1054. Don't be nervous, buddy.
It's only overnight.Copy !req
1055. We'll be back
before you know it.Copy !req
1056. Besides, you boys
are in great hands.Copy !req
1057. That's right!Copy !req
1058. Eugenia is practically
perfect in every way.Copy !req
1059. No.Copy !req
1060. Please don't go with him.Copy !req
1061. Francis Francis
is trying to...Copy !req
1062. Oh, believe me...Copy !req
1063. Eugenia won't take her eyes
off your children.Copy !req
1064. Not for one second.Copy !req
1065. That's very reassuring.Copy !req
1066. Now you see them.Copy !req
1067. And now, you don't.Copy !req
1068. To the airport!Copy !req
1069. It's over. I'm through.Copy !req
1070. What do we do, Templeton?
What do we do?Copy !req
1071. We have to get to the airport
and stop Francis Francis...Copy !req
1072. before the plane takes off!Copy !req
1073. Yes! But how do we get past
Scary Poppins down there?Copy !req
1074. Okay. There must be
something we can do.Copy !req
1075. Hey, it's not that bad.Copy !req
1076. Are you okay?Copy !req
1077. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
1078. Ah! Don't look at me!Copy !req
1079. Oh, no!Copy !req
1080. Without that formula,
I turn into a normal baby.Copy !req
1081. You know, goo-goo, ga-ga.
The whole bit!Copy !req
1082. Oh, no!Copy !req
1083. Ah! Gross!Copy !req
1084. Ew, ew!Copy !req
1085. I'm a ticking
baby time bomb!Copy !req
1086. I'm going to turn into a
puking, pooping, helpless baby!Copy !req
1087. Wait a second.
That gives me an idea.Copy !req
1088. What? What is it?Copy !req
1089. I've been through
a lot of babysitters...Copy !req
1090. and they all fear one thing.Copy !req
1091. Now, ladies, the secret
to deep fried butter...Copy !req
1092. is a healthy dab of margarine.Copy !req
1093. Hey, Mr. Lady Man!Copy !req
1094. The baby. I think he's sick!Copy !req
1095. You gotta do something!Copy !req
1096. Oh, the horror!Copy !req
1097. Templeton!
Delicious!Copy !req
1098. Gross! It got in your mouth!Copy !req
1099. It got in my mouth, too!Copy !req
1100. I think I'm gonna be sick!Copy !req
1101. Swirly!Copy !req
1102. There's only an hour
before the plane takes off.Copy !req
1103. Who.
Let's take the bike.Copy !req
1104. The bike?Copy !req
1105. I don't know.Copy !req
1106. Ah!Copy !req
1107. Let's move!Copy !req
1108. Okay, but wait right here!
What?Copy !req
1109. Where are you going?
Templeton!Copy !req
1110. Always wear a helmet.Copy !req
1111. Too-da-loo, toilet head!Copy !req
1112. Ha! You'll never catch us!Copy !req
1113. Staci!Copy !req
1114. Staci, come in!Copy !req
1115. Oh, Staci!Copy !req
1116. Is that you, boss?
Code red!Copy !req
1117. I'm being chased
by a killer babysitter!Copy !req
1118. Gather the team!Copy !req
1119. On it, boss.Copy !req
1120. Hello!
Hello!Copy !req
1121. Hello!
Code red.Copy !req
1122. Got it!Copy !req
1123. Everybody loves babiesCopy !req
1124. Everybody loves babiesCopy !req
1125. We got a code red. Repeat...Copy !req
1126. We got a code red!Copy !req
1127. What are you doing, Templeton?
Go, go!Copy !req
1128. But that's jaywalking!Copy !req
1129. Here, I'll pay your ticket.Copy !req
1130. Go!Copy !req
1131. Ha-ha!Copy !req
1132. I think we lost him!Copy !req
1133. Oh, no, we didn't!Copy !req
1134. Flower power!Copy !req
1135. Pow, pow, pow!Copy !req
1136. Pow, pow, pow!Copy !req
1137. Ha-ha! That's my boy!Copy !req
1138. Poppy!Copy !req
1139. Run, run, run.Copy !req
1140. Ha.Copy !req
1141. Run, run, run.Copy !req
1142. Tim, you've gotta go faster!Copy !req
1143. I can't do it!Copy !req
1144. You can.Copy !req
1145. You've got it in you,
Templeton. Now, eyes ahead.Copy !req
1146. I said eyes ahead, son!Copy !req
1147. Buttocks up!
Now pedal like you mean it!Copy !req
1148. Either you run the day,
or the day runs you.Copy !req
1149. Good!Copy !req
1150. My training wheels! I can't
ride without training wheels!Copy !req
1151. Whether you think you can or you
think you can't, you're right!Copy !req
1152. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1153. The path to success is not
a straight line, Templeton...Copy !req
1154. but rather a wild ride...Copy !req
1155. like a ship at sea.Copy !req
1156. And you're a sea captain...Copy !req
1157. taming a turbulent ocean!Copy !req
1158. I'm a sea captain,
taming the ocean!Copy !req
1159. Ah!Copy !req
1160. Good!Copy !req
1161. Tree! I'm gonna hit it!Copy !req
1162. Aim for failure,
and you'll always succeed.Copy !req
1163. What?
Aim away from failure!Copy !req
1164. I'm doing it. I'm doing it!Copy !req
1165. Once success is a habit...Copy !req
1166. then it's all downhill.Copy !req
1167. Look!Copy !req
1168. There they are! Mom, Dad!Copy !req
1169. Train!
Choo-choo!Copy !req
1170. Stop!Copy !req
1171. What are you doing?Copy !req
1172. We're gonna make it.Copy !req
1173. But I don't have
a quote for this!Copy !req
1174. Wow!Copy !req
1175. You did it!Copy !req
1176. No! We did it.Copy !req
1177. And all without
your training wheels.Copy !req
1178. Coming through!Copy !req
1179. Baby on board!Copy !req
1180. Hang on to your diaper!Copy !req
1181. Duck and cover!Copy !req
1182. Hold it, buddy!Copy !req
1183. I'm gonna need
a strip search on two.Copy !req
1184. There they are! Mom, Dad!Copy !req
1185. Hey, not so fast!Copy !req
1186. Oh, no.Copy !req
1187. Ah, Templeton!Copy !req
1188. Hey!
Sorry!Copy !req
1189. Hey, where'd you go?Copy !req
1190. Oh, no!Copy !req
1191. Not again!Copy !req
1192. Not now!Copy !req
1193. What the...?Copy !req
1194. Ah!Copy !req
1195. No, no, no!Copy !req
1196. Come on!Copy !req
1197. I think I ate $1.75.Copy !req
1198. Excuse me, coming through!
Mom, Dad!Copy !req
1199. Hurry now! Move!Copy !req
1200. We don't wanna
miss our flight!Copy !req
1201. No!
I warned you!Copy !req
1202. Wait!Copy !req
1203. No!
No.Copy !req
1204. Mom, Dad! Stop!Copy !req
1205. No!Copy !req
1206. No, no, no.Copy !req
1207. They're gone.Copy !req
1208. I failed.Copy !req
1209. I would've
gotten to my parentsCopy !req
1210. if I didn't have
to go back for you!Copy !req
1211. What? We would have been here
in plenty of time...Copy !req
1212. if you knew how to ride
a bike like a normal kid!Copy !req
1213. We're never going
to stop the launch on time.Copy !req
1214. Who cares?
My parents are in danger.Copy !req
1215. I care! Baby Corp is going
to go out of business.Copy !req
1216. That's all
you ever talk about.Copy !req
1217. You don't even know what it's
like to be part of a family.Copy !req
1218. And you don't know
what it's like to have a job!Copy !req
1219. You don't know
anything about hugs,Copy !req
1220. or bedtime stories,
or special songs!Copy !req
1221. Oh, please!
Stop acting like a baby.Copy !req
1222. You're a baby!Copy !req
1223. You take that back.Copy !req
1224. My life was perfect
until you showed up!Copy !req
1225. Oh, believe me,
kid, the feeling is mutual.Copy !req
1226. I wish I'd never met you!Copy !req
1227. I wish you'd never been born!Copy !req
1228. Where are you going?Copy !req
1229. Fine!Copy !req
1230. Blackbird singing
in the dead of nightCopy !req
1231. Take these broken
wings and learn to flyCopy !req
1232. All your lifeCopy !req
1233. You were only waiting
For this moment to ariseCopy !req
1234. Would Timothy TempletonCopy !req
1235. please pick up
the white courtesy phone?Copy !req
1236. Timothy Leslie Templeton,Copy !req
1237. please pick up
the white courtesy phone.Copy !req
1238. Leslie.Copy !req
1239. Hello?Copy !req
1240. It's me. Don't hang up, Tim!Copy !req
1241. Tim, I wasn't born.
I was hired.Copy !req
1242. What do you mean?Copy !req
1243. Baby Corp is the only
home I've ever known.Copy !req
1244. So you're right.
I don't know what it's like...Copy !req
1245. to be part of a family.Copy !req
1246. But I do care.Copy !req
1247. You do?Copy !req
1248. Yeah.Copy !req
1249. And the only way to save both
is to stop Francis Francis.Copy !req
1250. Yeah.Copy !req
1251. I can't do this
without you, Tim.Copy !req
1252. I need you.Copy !req
1253. I guess we do make
a pretty good team.Copy !req
1254. No.Copy !req
1255. Literally,
I can't reach the door knobs.Copy !req
1256. Oh, right.Copy !req
1257. Don't worry, Tim.Copy !req
1258. We're gonna save your parents.Copy !req
1259. And your company.Copy !req
1260. But how do we
get to Vegas now?Copy !req
1261. We're gonna need a miracle.Copy !req
1262. Ah!Copy !req
1263. Follow that Elvis!Copy !req
1264. Why?Copy !req
1265. Where there's Elvis,
there's Vegas!Copy !req
1266. There's another one!
Hey! Ha!Copy !req
1267. And another one!Copy !req
1268. Elvises everywhere!Copy !req
1269. Tim, there's our flight!Copy !req
1270. And there goes our ticket!Copy !req
1271. Hey! Don't be cruel!Copy !req
1272. Sorry!Copy !req
1273. Well, thank you!
Oh, baby!Copy !req
1274. Well, thank you very much.Copy !req
1275. Hello.Copy !req
1276. Hi.Copy !req
1277. Ticket please.Copy !req
1278. One moment.Copy !req
1279. It's been stolen!Copy !req
1280. Impersonating an Elvis impersonator?Copy !req
1281. Get him!Copy !req
1282. Humina, humina, humina.Copy !req
1283. Stop!Copy !req
1284. The ghost of Elvis!Copy !req
1285. Excuse me! Pardon me! Don't
step on my blue suede shoes!Copy !req
1286. We gotta find seats!Copy !req
1287. Come on, this way!Copy !req
1288. What is this place?Copy !req
1289. This, Templeton,
is first class.Copy !req
1290. Why is it empty?Copy !req
1291. No one can afford it.Copy !req
1292. That's what makes it
so wonderful.Copy !req
1293. Hello! This is Captain Ross.Copy !req
1294. Ladies and gentlemen,
and those in coach...Copy !req
1295. please fasten your seat belts.
We're about to take off.Copy !req
1296. What's the matter, Templeton?Copy !req
1297. My parents always hold my hand
during takeoff.Copy !req
1298. Boy, the stocks
are crazy today.Copy !req
1299. Ladies and gentlemen,
Captain Ross again.Copy !req
1300. As you can see, I've switched
off the seat belt sign.Copy !req
1301. What are you two
boys doing up here?Copy !req
1302. Oh, we're Captain Ross's kids.Copy !req
1303. He told us to sit here.Copy !req
1304. Oh, well, can I get you
special guys anything?Copy !req
1305. Anything?Copy !req
1306. Anything.Copy !req
1307. Aye!
All right, Francis Francis.Copy !req
1308. This will teach you to kidnap
the parents of One-Eyed Tim.Copy !req
1309. Oh, please.
If only it were that easy.Copy !req
1310. What's your plan?Copy !req
1311. You're not gonna
write a memo, are you?Copy !req
1312. No.Copy !req
1313. Come on. You said you never
really had a childhood, right?Copy !req
1314. Why don't you give it a try?Copy !req
1315. No, I can't.
It's fun!Copy !req
1316. Here, let's get you
into character.Copy !req
1317. I don't know.
I feel silly!Copy !req
1318. Go on!
Say something mean to him.Copy !req
1319. All right,
all right, all right.Copy !req
1320. So, you went to
a community college, is it?Copy !req
1321. I don't know.Copy !req
1322. Keep going!Copy !req
1323. And you have the guts
to ask me for a bonus, now?Copy !req
1324. Ha!
See!Copy !req
1325. Now you're getting into it.Copy !req
1326. Well, blow me down.Copy !req
1327. Your exit interview is over!Copy !req
1328. Hey, that was pretty good.
Ha!Copy !req
1329. Who was that guy anyway?Copy !req
1330. The captain!
What?Copy !req
1331. En garde! Ha-ha!Copy !req
1332. Ha!Copy !req
1333. Heave!Copy !req
1334. Ho!Copy !req
1335. Oh.Copy !req
1336. Thar she blows!Copy !req
1337. Watch your stern!Copy !req
1338. Aye!Copy !req
1339. Dodge, parry,
and thrust!Copy !req
1340. Sounds like
a heck of a law firm!Copy !req
1341. Nice try! Heads up!Copy !req
1342. You're fired!Copy !req
1343. And here's your
severance package. Ha!Copy !req
1344. Wait. You're not
supposed to end with "Ha!"Copy !req
1345. You're not?Copy !req
1346. You're supposed
to end with "Argh!"Copy !req
1347. Got it!Copy !req
1348. Hey, that's great!Copy !req
1349. Thanks!
I just went with the flow.Copy !req
1350. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
1351. and those in coach...Copy !req
1352. on the left side
of the plane...Copy !req
1353. you can see we're approaching
fabulous Las Vegas.Copy !req
1354. Land ho!Copy !req
1355. Ahoy, matey.Copy !req
1356. Bye, Dad! Thanks for the lift!Copy !req
1357. Okay. What?
Let's move.Copy !req
1358. Going to the Heartbreak Hotel?Copy !req
1359. I'm going to
the Heartbreak Hotel.Copy !req
1360. Me, too!
Me, too!Copy !req
1361. Me, too!Copy !req
1362. We've gotta get to
the convention center.Copy !req
1363. Should we get a taxi?Copy !req
1364. Darn! I spent all my per
diem. That's more our speed.Copy !req
1365. Right.Copy !req
1366. Excuse me, ladies.Copy !req
1367. Can we get a ride home?Copy !req
1368. Jimmy's been sick, and he
needs his expensive medicine.Copy !req
1369. Where do you live, sweetie?Copy !req
1370. The convention center.Copy !req
1371. Bye, sweetie!Copy !req
1372. Have a fun lady party!Copy !req
1373. Chicks dig babies.Copy !req
1374. The people of Long Island do
not know how to make an iced tea.Copy !req
1375. Oh, no! How are we gonna
find my parents in here?Copy !req
1376. Tim!Copy !req
1377. Over there.Copy !req
1378. Okay, now where's Puppy Co?Copy !req
1379. Puppy Co,
Puppy Co, Puppy Co...Copy !req
1380. Aha! Here it is. Found it!Copy !req
1381. Ah!
Aha!Copy !req
1382. But how did you...?Copy !req
1383. Hey! Where'd you go?Copy !req
1384. Not again!Copy !req
1385. Come on! I need you!Copy !req
1386. I'm back! I'm back.Copy !req
1387. What's going on?Copy !req
1388. That's right.Copy !req
1389. We're gonna launch a brand
new puppy in every continent.Copy !req
1390. In every country!Copy !req
1391. We're going to
take over the world,Copy !req
1392. one heart at a time.Copy !req
1393. Tim, there they are!
Mom, Dad!Copy !req
1394. Imagine a puppy
that never grows up...Copy !req
1395. never gets old.Copy !req
1396. A puppy that
stays a puppy forever.Copy !req
1397. I give you the only thing
you'll ever love...Copy !req
1398. the Forever Puppy!Copy !req
1399. Mommy?Copy !req
1400. Avert your eyes, Templeton!Copy !req
1401. Hey! What are you doing here?Copy !req
1402. Mom, Dad!Copy !req
1403. What are they doing here?Copy !req
1404. What are Tim
and the baby doing here?Copy !req
1405. What are any of us
doing here, really?Copy !req
1406. What is going on here?Copy !req
1407. He's got my parents!Copy !req
1408. We're really here to get them.Copy !req
1409. Get them!Copy !req
1410. Get the Forever Puppy!Copy !req
1411. We've got to get backstage.Copy !req
1412. In there!Copy !req
1413. Ah!
Run!Copy !req
1414. Go, go, go!Copy !req
1415. Left, right!
Left, right! Left, right!Copy !req
1416. Yes!Copy !req
1417. Fart. Poop. Doodie.Copy !req
1418. Look at all that formula.Copy !req
1419. Now that's how you
launch a product.Copy !req
1420. Oh, no!Copy !req
1421. He's putting them
under the rocket!Copy !req
1422. Elvis has left the building!Copy !req
1423. Mom, Dad...Copy !req
1424. I'm coming!Copy !req
1425. Atta boy!
Go, Tim! Go!Copy !req
1426. Go! Go!Copy !req
1427. Ah!Copy !req
1428. Launch initiated.Copy !req
1429. I'm launching
my Forever Puppies,Copy !req
1430. and there's nothing
you can do about it!Copy !req
1431. No!Copy !req
1432. Baby Corp stole
all the love from me...Copy !req
1433. and now I'm going
to take it back from them.Copy !req
1434. You should understand
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
1435. You got replaced
just like me!Copy !req
1436. No! I'm nothing like you!Copy !req
1437. Bratty kid!Copy !req
1438. Let our parents go!
His parents. The parents.Copy !req
1439. Yeah!Copy !req
1440. You could have had your parents'
love all to yourself again!Copy !req
1441. But no!Copy !req
1442. You blew it!Copy !req
1443. You let that baby
boss you around.Copy !req
1444. He doesn't work for me.Copy !req
1445. We're partners! Ha!Copy !req
1446. I'm not ticklish.Copy !req
1447. Hey! Where's the baby?Copy !req
1448. Everyone has a tickle spot!Copy !req
1449. My ears!Copy !req
1450. Stop it!Copy !req
1451. Grr! Little brats!Copy !req
1452. Nothing is going
to get in the wayCopy !req
1453. of my vengeance.Copy !req
1454. Not you, not anybody!Copy !req
1455. Baby Corp is through.Copy !req
1456. I win! Ha!Copy !req
1457. Wrong!Copy !req
1458. You're not
supposed to end with "Ha!"Copy !req
1459. That's right!
What?Copy !req
1460. You're supposed to end with...Copy !req
1461. En garde!Copy !req
1462. You're fired!Copy !req
1463. And here's your
severance package!Copy !req
1464. Take that,
you scurvy scallywag!Copy !req
1465. One minute and counting.Copy !req
1466. Help!
Anybody!Copy !req
1467. Tim! What are you doing?Copy !req
1468. No!Copy !req
1469. Mom, Dad, I'm coming!Copy !req
1470. Tim?
Is that you?Copy !req
1471. Don't worry, Mom and Dad.
I got this!Copy !req
1472. Are you okay?
Is the baby all right?Copy !req
1473. Yes, the baby's fine.Copy !req
1474. Who was that?Copy !req
1475. That was me!Copy !req
1476. The baby's fine.Copy !req
1477. It won't budge!Copy !req
1478. What's happening?Copy !req
1479. Wait a second!Copy !req
1480. Hey.Copy !req
1481. I know a way to
move my parents.Copy !req
1482. How?
We can use the puppies!Copy !req
1483. Upsies.Copy !req
1484. I need upsies.Copy !req
1485. But what if you
"go baby" again?Copy !req
1486. It'll be fine. Fine, fine.Copy !req
1487. Fine!Copy !req
1488. It'll be fine.Copy !req
1489. Hang on to your diaper!Copy !req
1490. We're moving!Copy !req
1491. Why are we moving?Copy !req
1492. All right,
Mom and Dad, hang on!Copy !req
1493. T- minus 30 seconds.Copy !req
1494. Oh, no! Wait!Copy !req
1495. Hold on!Copy !req
1496. Go, Tim! Get your parents...Copy !req
1497. out of here.Copy !req
1498. You've gotta jump!Copy !req
1499. Come on,
it's a piece of cake!Copy !req
1500. No! No patty cake! Get down!Copy !req
1501. Don't cry. I'm sorry.
Please don't cry!Copy !req
1502. 20 seconds.Copy !req
1503. 15 seconds.Copy !req
1504. Blackbird
singing in the dead of nightCopy !req
1505. Take these broken
wings and learn to flyCopy !req
1506. All your lifeCopy !req
1507. You were only waiting
For this moment to ariseCopy !req
1508. Three...
Gotcha!Copy !req
1509. two, one.Copy !req
1510. Blast off!Copy !req
1511. Yeah!Copy !req
1512. Hey, are you still in there?Copy !req
1513. Aha!Copy !req
1514. Ah! What happened?
Did we win?Copy !req
1515. We won!
We won?Copy !req
1516. We won, we won, we won!
We won! Yes!Copy !req
1517. Victory nap!Copy !req
1518. You ruined everything!Copy !req
1519. Ew!Copy !req
1520. It's not fair! It's not fair!Copy !req
1521. That's not right.Copy !req
1522. Now you're
really going to pay!Copy !req
1523. Oh, yeah? It's time you pick
on someone your own size!Copy !req
1524. What?Copy !req
1525. Eugene! You put me down!Copy !req
1526. You hear me?
I am the boss of you!Copy !req
1527. This time,
we'll raise him right.Copy !req
1528. I'm sure that's
gonna turn out fine.Copy !req
1529. Tim, what's happening?Copy !req
1530. Mom, Dad, hold on!Copy !req
1531. Yes!Copy !req
1532. Tim?
Tim!Copy !req
1533. Tim! Are you okay?Copy !req
1534. I'm fine. We're fine.Copy !req
1535. You saved us.Copy !req
1536. You're our hero.Copy !req
1537. And a great big brother.Copy !req
1538. Oh! We love you both
so much.Copy !req
1539. Both of us?Copy !req
1540. With all our heart.Copy !req
1541. Let's go home.Copy !req
1542. How do I look?Copy !req
1543. You look great.Copy !req
1544. Well, team, good job.Copy !req
1545. Staci,
this letter should get youCopy !req
1546. into the school
of your choice.Copy !req
1547. Kindergarten?
That's right.Copy !req
1548. And if there's
anything else...Copy !req
1549. How about a raise?Copy !req
1550. Staci, you don't get paid.Copy !req
1551. One million ziggity-five!
Eight!Copy !req
1552. A tricycle!
Skates!Copy !req
1553. Candy corn?
Lollipop!Copy !req
1554. Deal.Copy !req
1555. Best boss ever.Copy !req
1556. And you guys
don't always have toCopy !req
1557. toe the company line,
you know?Copy !req
1558. It's okay to
think for yourself.Copy !req
1559. No, sir!
No way!Copy !req
1560. That's a terrible idea!Copy !req
1561. That's the attitude.Copy !req
1562. Oh, you're so right!
You've got it, sir!Copy !req
1563. You're the man!
Absolutely!Copy !req
1564. Here you go, big guy.Copy !req
1565. Oh!
You've earned it.Copy !req
1566. You wanna hug me, don't you?Copy !req
1567. Ah!Copy !req
1568. I'll miss you too, buddy.
Okay.Copy !req
1569. There, there.
It'll be okay, big guy.Copy !req
1570. So...Copy !req
1571. you did it.Copy !req
1572. No. We did it.Copy !req
1573. By the way, congratulations
on your promotion.Copy !req
1574. The corner office,
the private potty.Copy !req
1575. All that stuff.Copy !req
1576. But, hey! How about you?Copy !req
1577. You have your parents
all to yourself.Copy !req
1578. So what am I gonna tell
Mom and Dad after you leave?Copy !req
1579. Oh, don't worry.Copy !req
1580. Baby Corp has a procedure
for situations like this.Copy !req
1581. It'll be like
I was never born.Copy !req
1582. I almost forgot!Copy !req
1583. No way! Lam-Lam!Copy !req
1584. You fixed her.
Yep.Copy !req
1585. She's as good as new.
She's a tough one.Copy !req
1586. Well, I guess we both got
what we wanted.Copy !req
1587. It's a win-win.Copy !req
1588. Oh,Copy !req
1589. Probably should...Copy !req
1590. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1591. So, stay in school.Copy !req
1592. I don't really have a choice.Copy !req
1593. Yeah, right.Copy !req
1594. Goodbye, Tim.
Bye.Copy !req
1595. Oh, yeah, right.Copy !req
1596. He left
as suddenly as he arrived.Copy !req
1597. Bye.Copy !req
1598. Finally,
my life was perfect again.Copy !req
1599. Forget about the baby.Copy !req
1600. Forget about the baby.Copy !req
1601. Oopsies!Copy !req
1602. Pardon me, big fella.Copy !req
1603. Surprise!Copy !req
1604. Hooray!Copy !req
1605. Hup-hup. Hup-hup.Copy !req
1606. Forget about the baby?Copy !req
1607. No, thanks. I'm good.Copy !req
1608. Okie-dokie.Copy !req
1609. Dear Boss Baby...Copy !req
1610. I don't usually
write very much...Copy !req
1611. but now I know that memos
are very important things.Copy !req
1612. Even though I never went
to business school...Copy !req
1613. I did learn to
share in kindergarten.Copy !req
1614. And if there isn't enough love
for the two of us...Copy !req
1615. then I wanna give
you all of mine.Copy !req
1616. I would like to
offer you a job.Copy !req
1617. It will be hard work...Copy !req
1618. and there will be no pay.Copy !req
1619. But the good news is that
you can never be fired.Copy !req
1620. And I promise you this.Copy !req
1621. Every morning when you
wake up, I will be there.Copy !req
1622. Every night at dinner,
I will be there.Copy !req
1623. Every birthday party,
every Christmas morning...Copy !req
1624. I will be there.Copy !req
1625. Year after year after year.Copy !req
1626. We will grow old together.Copy !req
1627. And you and I will
always be brothers.Copy !req
1628. Always.Copy !req
1629. Wake up, little halflings!
It's 7:00 a. M.Copy !req
1630. What's the point, Wizzie?Copy !req
1631. Because it's 7:00 a. M.Copy !req
1632. I have one job to do,
and you make it so difficult.Copy !req
1633. It's okay, little halfling.Copy !req
1634. Sometimes,
I get confused too.Copy !req
1635. Especially during
daylight savings time.Copy !req
1636. Spring forward, fall back.Copy !req
1637. We don't even have calendars
in the wizard's realm!Copy !req
1638. There is no spring,
only darkness and winter!Copy !req
1639. I'm not confused
at all, Wizzie.Copy !req
1640. I just miss him.Copy !req
1641. Oh.Copy !req
1642. Tim, look who's here!Copy !req
1643. It's your new baby...Copy !req
1644. Brother!Copy !req
1645. You're here!
You're really here!Copy !req
1646. Gentle, gentle.Copy !req
1647. You came back!Copy !req
1648. Say hello to
Theodore Lindsey Templeton.Copy !req
1649. Lindsey?Copy !req
1650. Who's ticklish?Copy !req
1651. Who's ticklish?Copy !req
1652. Here you go.Copy !req
1653. So, that's my story.Copy !req
1654. Our story.Copy !req
1655. Luckily for me and my little
brother, it had a happy ending.Copy !req
1656. Is that a true story, Daddy?Copy !req
1657. Well, sweetie,
that's how I remember it.Copy !req
1658. But you know what I found out? What?Copy !req
1659. There's plenty of love
for everyone.Copy !req
1660. Even me?Copy !req
1661. Especially you.Copy !req
1662. Just ask your Uncle Ted.Copy !req
1663. Hey, kid, I hear
you're gonna have a baby sister.Copy !req
1664. I wanted a horse.Copy !req
1665. Here you go, kid.
Go get yourself a horse.Copy !req
1666. You know,
I'm proud of you, Leslie.Copy !req
1667. Back at ya, Lindsey.Copy !req
1668. Hi there, baby sister.Copy !req
1669. What the world needs nowCopy !req
1670. Is love, sweet loveCopy !req
1671. It's the only thing that
there's just too little ofCopy !req
1672. What the world needs nowCopy !req
1673. Is love, sweet loveCopy !req
1674. No, not just for someCopy !req
1675. But for everyoneCopy !req
1676. Lord, we don't
need another mountainCopy !req
1677. There are mountains
and hillsides enough to climbCopy !req
1678. There are oceans
and rivers enough to crossCopy !req
1679. Enough to last
till the end of timeCopy !req
1680. What the world needs nowCopy !req
1681. Is love, sweet loveCopy !req
1682. It's the only thing that
there's just too little ofCopy !req
1683. What the world needs nowCopy !req
1684. Is love, sweet loveCopy !req
1685. No, not just for
some but for everyoneCopy !req
1686. Lord,
we don't need another meadowCopy !req
1687. There are cornfieldsCopy !req
1688. And wheat
fields enough to growCopy !req
1689. There are sunbeamsCopy !req
1690. And moonbeams enough to shineCopy !req
1691. Oh, listen,
Lord if you want to knowCopy !req
1692. What the world needs nowCopy !req
1693. Is love, sweet loveCopy !req
1694. It's the only thing that
there's just too little ofCopy !req
1695. What the world needs now
is love, sweet loveCopy !req
1696. No, not just for someCopy !req
1697. But for...Copy !req
1698. EveryoneCopy !req
1699. What the world needs nowCopy !req
1700. What the world needs nowCopy !req
1701. Need loveCopy !req
1702. What the world needs nowCopy !req
1703. Is love, sweet loveCopy !req
1704. All right, guys.Copy !req
1705. Time for bed.Copy !req
1706. Oh, come on, Mom.
Just a little longer.Copy !req
1707. Okay.Copy !req
1708. Need a little loveCopy !req
1709. Oh, we need loveCopy !req
1710. What we need is loveCopy !req
1711. Wake up, little halflings!
It's time to leave.Copy !req
1712. Go and live
your peasant lives.Copy !req
1713. Be gone with you!Copy !req