1. 6:00 PM, BANGKOK
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2. So this is what heaven feels like, right?
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3. That's right.
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4. Whoopsie!
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5. Hey!
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6. Say this together. So!
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7. - So!
- Cramped!
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8. - Cramped!
- Yeah, some of you get out!
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9. You don't all need to go up there.
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10. What a bunch of idiots.
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11. Why must I be surrounded by idiots?
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12. - Welcome. Please follow me.
- There's still room inside.
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13. To the left, not the right.
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14. Here's your drink.
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15. Do you want anything else?
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16. Oh, what a lucky day!
I haven't seen you in ages.
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17. Have a seat, my friend.
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18. Have a seat.
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19. Tonight, we won't quit
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20. until we're blitzed.
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21. What? You look like
you just got kicked in the face.
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22. Like I said, kids these days,
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23. they're disrespectful.
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24. That one over there. See?
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25. - Which one?
- The guy who's babbling
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26. and laughing. Make sure he's dead.
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27. Here, take this.
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28. How about you show me what I came for.
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29. - Pipob, bring it in.
- Right away, boss.
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30. To be honest with you,
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31. I wouldn't sell this stuff to anyone.
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32. My God, this is amazing!
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33. When the gangs from across the river
asked me for it,
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34. I just said no.
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35. I don't see a damn thing.
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36. Pipob, turn it on for him.
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37. You know he doesn't have
enough brain cells for this.
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38. Sorry, brother.
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39. Let me take care of this.
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40. How's that? Get it?
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41. No?
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42. 'Course not.
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43. I told you so.
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44. You know how to shoot?
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45. No sweat. Back in the day,
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46. - I went shooting with my pop every day.
- Alright then.
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47. Keep an eye on that guy.
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48. Get ready and wait for my signal.
When I nod,
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49. you pull the trigger.
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50. Go get the money.
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51. - I don't have it.
- That's why I told you to go get it.
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52. My God, how can you be this stupid?
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53. Is this a revolver?
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54. No. You're sure you know how to shoot?
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55. Of course, trust me.
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56. Pull the slide, aim, and shoot.
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57. Why do I need to slide?
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58. So it puts a bullet into the chamber.
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59. Then switch off the safety. Okay?
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60. Safety? What safety?
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61. - You're sure you can shoot?
- Of course.
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62. I told you, I did it all the time.
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63. - Okay. Wait here.
- Okay.
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64. What are you doing here?
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65. Get out of here.
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66. Everybody freeze.
Stay right where you are.
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67. - This isn't a good time for a prank.
- What prank?
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68. Who's pulling the prank on whom? You?
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69. Just admit it, brother.
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70. I'm such an honest man. If I weren't,
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71. I'd be dead by now.
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72. Oh shit!
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73. - What?
- Hey!
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74. Kill him! Kill him!
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75. Hey!
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76. - How did you get down so fast?
- I fell, you idiot!
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77. That's my head, dumb-ass!
You messed up my hairdo!
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78. - No!
- You have to save your own ass now.
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79. Let's go this way!
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80. Slide back and safety off.
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81. Pull the trigger?
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82. Sin!
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83. - Yes?
- What are you doing?
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84. - Just sitting.
- I can see that.
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85. - Which way are they going?
- That way.
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86. Two shots.
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87. Double the damage.
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88. I won't lie to you...
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89. Hurry!
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90. You're hot? Let's get some air.
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91. What kind of bird is that?
The head looks so purple.
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92. It's a purple-headed pigeon.
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93. I've never heard of this species.
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94. It's just migrated to Thailand.
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95. It must have been a long journey.
This poor thing lost its feathers.
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96. Did it fly straight to a brick wall?
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97. - The head looks battered. Shoo!
- No!
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98. This way.
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99. Get out of here.
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100. It's an honor to...
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101. fight alongside you, boss.
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102. Go!
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103. I will give you a Medal of Honor
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104. for your acts of valor.
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105. - It's a basement floor, boss.
- Why did you
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106. bring me down here, you moron?
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107. If I die, can I have a medal?
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108. I'll shove it down your throat!
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109. You die so I can survive!
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110. - Didn't you hear the gunshots? Let's go!
- Come on!
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111. Hey, cover me.
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112. - The rest of you follow me.
- Yes, sir.
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113. Shoot him!
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114. What the actual fuck?
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115. How could you even miss that?
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116. Where did he go?
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117. Dammit!
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118. What are you doing?
Who are you shooting at?
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119. You got a gun?
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120. I know this look.
I know you want to take my bike.
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121. There you go. Take it.
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122. He's getting away. Follow him!
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123. - Shit!
- What?
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124. You didn't even use your indicators.
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125. I was about to make a turn.
Why couldn't you slow down?
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126. What is the biggest fish in the world?
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127. Mekong catfish.
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128. Wrong. A whale.
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129. What animal can jump so high?
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130. A motorcycle.
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131. Damn, this bus always takes forever.
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132. What was that noise?
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133. They're probably filming.
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134. They did this last week.
I had to wait for hours.
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135. They're filming
car chase scenes, I'm sure.
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136. Hey!
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137. Hang in there.
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138. An ambulance is coming.
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139. Cut to the left.
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140. Yahoo!
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141. Ha-ha! I'm not dead!
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142. I'm doing fine. See the smile on my face?
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143. I'm too tough to die!
Oh man, that was close.
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144. This amulet protects me.
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145. Let me show you this one.
This one's better.
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146. It's far, far better. Come with me.
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147. It's right here. Just 300,000 baht.
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148. Judging by your style and personality,
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149. I guarantee that this car...
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150. is just perfect for you.
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151. Forty-eight easy installments.
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152. Plus first-class insurance.
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153. Hear the horn?
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154. Sounds great, right?
What? It startled you?
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155. So what do you say? You're interested?
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156. How about a test drive?
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157. Alright then.
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158. Let me get the key for you.
I'll be right back.
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159. Hold on, I'm pulling over.
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160. Sure.
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161. Come on, baby, don't be like that.
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162. You know I miss you.
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163. I always do.
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164. Come on, don't say that.
I had a bad dream last night.
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165. I dreamed I lost my car.
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166. Don't worry about it. It's just a dream.
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167. Here's the key. Let's drive.
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168. What's the rush? Take it easy.
We have plenty of time.
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169. This car is just perfect...
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170. Hurry up, old hag.
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171. Do you want to die? I've been driving
for 20 years and never hit anyone.
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172. I've been walking for 60 years
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173. and never been hit by a car.
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174. I'm invincible, asshole!
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175. Oh my God, he has a gun!
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176. You don't quit, do you?
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177. Why do you have a gun?
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178. Yeah! You missed!
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179. What the hell?
How can you drive like this?
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180. I won't sell you this car. Let me go!
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181. Hey, why are you so persistent?
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182. I need a smoke.
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183. Hey, have you ordered gas?
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184. Go for it. We only live once.
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185. Special agent.
National Counterterrorism Agency
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186. of Nongwaileum.
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187. - What about the car?
- Get it fixed.
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188. OK.
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189. Get up now. Get up.
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190. And stop looking at me like that.
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191. Slippery son of a bitch.
Come on, keep moving.
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192. NONGWAILEUM SECRET SERVICE
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193. What is this all about?
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194. Why am I being arrested?
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195. With a face like this,
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196. you really think I'm a bad guy?
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197. This is the face of an angel.
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198. I come from an upstanding family.
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199. My father owns a jewelry shop.
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200. My mother works for the National Bank.
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201. My brother has an office
in the Ministry of Commerce.
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202. You're screwed! So screwed!
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203. How many times have I told you?
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204. I told you to think.
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205. Think before you act.
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206. Are you even capable of thinking?
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207. I don't think so.
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208. I told you...
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209. Hey there.
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210. Yes, I'm working.
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211. Sure. See you at dinner.
I promise. Six o'clock.
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212. Alright. See you.
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213. There's been collateral damage
because of you.
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214. How can you pay for that?
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215. You think our agency can?
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216. Is your dad a billionaire?
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217. Do you think my dad's got money?
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218. You...
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219. Hi. Fish noodles?
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220. I knew you'd like it.
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221. I can drop by to order.
Six o'clock, right?
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222. What kind of noodles?
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223. Thin noodles
with lots of fish balls. Okay.
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224. See you at six.
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225. You're lucky the director
doesn't know yet.
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226. If our division gets closed down,
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227. you tell me,
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228. what are we going to do?
We'll be out of jobs.
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229. Can you tell me? Huh, can you?
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230. I won't be home at six!
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231. You can forget about your noodles!
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232. Get out of here. Get out.
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233. I have no prior record.
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234. I won three Outstanding Citizen awards.
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235. I'm gonna sue you. Yes, you.
I'm gonna sue all of you.
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236. I'll sue anyone who looks like you.
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237. I'll sue everyone with your last name.
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238. I'll sue you all, but I won't sue me.
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239. I don't give a damn who you are.
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240. Still want to sue us?
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241. All of us?
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242. Huh?
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243. Oh, please.
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244. Don't worry about my husband.
I don't even know what to say.
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245. He comes and goes as he pleases.
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246. I haven't seen him for days.
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247. He's just gone. I don't even know
what he does for a living.
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248. He never takes anything seriously.
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249. He worked on
a construction site for a while
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250. and then quit after less than a month.
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251. Then he tried selling insurance,
selling detergent.
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252. - Totally useless.
- How much?
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253. Two hundred.
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254. Keep the change.
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255. Right, because there isn't any change.
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256. Are you nuts?
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257. Yes, this style is very trendy.
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258. It looks great on you.
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259. Peekaboo! Guess who?
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260. You think it's funny?
Can't you see I'm working?
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261. Where have you been?
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262. Dirty clothes are all over the place.
You'd better take care of them now.
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263. - Want to test me?
- Where's a washing bucket?
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264. On my head, I guess.
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265. Go!
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266. Your backpack!
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267. Put it away. It's not my job
to clean up after you.
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268. What a complete idiot!
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269. So good at doing stupid things.
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270. Why are you like this?
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271. I'm just so done with him.
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272. With a husband like this,
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273. I'd be better off without him.
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274. Whatever job you take on,
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275. you have to do your best
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276. and learn to compromise.
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277. You have to try
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278. to make things work. Okay?
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279. And stop bouncing between jobs.
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280. Otherwise,
we'll never have enough savings.
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281. Don't you want a house, a car?
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282. Hey! Hey!
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283. Remember what to do before bed?
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284. Why do I have to
repeat myself all the time?
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285. Why can't you remember?
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286. HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE MANTRA
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287. How about this?
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288. I'll take you to this place
to ward off misfortunes.
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289. It's in Thailand.
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290. Very sacred.
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291. The guru there is highly respectable.
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292. You will be blessed with prosperity.
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293. It will help you get a good job. Okay?
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294. What about tonight?
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295. It's been a couple of weeks.
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296. Do you want to have some fun?
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297. I can't. I'm tired.
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298. Ugh!
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299. Will I ever get laid?
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300. You suck!
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301. Your husband dumped you?
Um...
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302. So packed in there.
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303. You have to get creative
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304. to satisfy him, you know?
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305. Come closer.
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306. Put this sacred beeswax on your lips.
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307. You'll see results
within a couple of days. Boy!
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308. Bring me some beeswax.
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309. In less than a week,
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310. your husband will crawl back to you.
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311. Master, we're out of beeswax.
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312. It's alright.
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313. Bring me some holy feces.
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314. It's feces from the holy horse.
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315. We air-dried it,
but someone left it in the rain.
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316. You put it on your lips.
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317. - What a nice smile you have.
- Here, Master.
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318. Give me your hand.
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319. Chin up. Don't lower your head.
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320. Oh wow!
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321. There you go.
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322. You got this.
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323. He'll come back to you.
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324. Isn't this full of crap?
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325. What crap?
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326. Don't you see? Everyone comes to see him.
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327. Hello, Cheun.
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328. - Hello, Master.
- What brings you today?
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329. I hope you can help my grandson.
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330. Alright, bring him here.
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331. Right.
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332. What's wrong with his legs?
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333. His legs are just lazy.
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334. Lazy?
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335. What? Lazy legs?
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336. His legs don't work.
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337. You're funny.
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338. I take it you like the Cha-Cha-Cha gang.
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339. You stay up late for them, huh?
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340. Come here, son.
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341. Come.
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342. - Hello, Master.
- Yeah, yeah.
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343. Can you cure me?
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344. - It looks quite bad.
- Yeah.
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345. But I think you should be fine.
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346. At this point,
they're already quite withered.
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347. - Stay focused.
- Yes.
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348. - Yes.
- Repeat after me.
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349. So who's leading?
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350. Who's following?
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351. - You repeat after me.
- Alright.
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352. Okay. Get up now.
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353. Try to walk.
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354. Test your steps.
Yeah, just like that. Good job.
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355. Come back here. Sit down.
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356. - Cheun, come here.
- Yes?
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357. Take him to see an orthopedist.
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358. You can go now.
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359. Grandpa, ouch!
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360. - Namkhiao.
- Hello!
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361. Who is that?
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362. - My husband.
- Yeah?
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363. Okay. Come over here.
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364. - Right in front of me?
- That hurts!
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365. Don't you dare, sister. He's mine.
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366. Come here.
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367. - Your husband?
- Yes, Master.
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368. What happened to his face?
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369. Why does he look smashed?
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370. He's just born this way.
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371. Let me get a closer look.
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372. Hmm, let me see.
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373. You have a nice structure,
according to Chinese physiognomy.
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374. He's a good catch, Khiao.
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375. Good-looking fella.
Where are you going? Come here.
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376. Ooh, look at these brows!
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377. These are a wealthy man's brows.
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378. Both sides are perfect.
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379. What? Why are you glaring so hard?
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380. Blink your eyes. Yeah, just like that.
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381. Now take a deep breath.
Breath in, breath out.
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382. That's right. Long and deep.
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383. Look at his little mouth.
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384. This is just perfect, my child.
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385. Now concentrate
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386. and pray with me.
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387. Peekaboo!
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388. You seem stressed.
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389. I just want you to relax.
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390. Let's try again.
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391. By 3 p.m. tomorrow,
you'll have an important job,
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392. I hope you understand that
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393. this is about our national security.
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394. Alright.
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395. We have to keep an eye
on these two people,
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396. This one is the biggest threat.
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397. His name is Suchin.
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398. And this one
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399. is Surachai,
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400. the lesser evil.
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401. They're running an operation in Thailand
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402. under the guise of a record label.
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403. But behind the scenes,
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404. are illegal activities.
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405. They have quite a number of heavy weapons
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406. that will be used to attack us.
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407. I want someone who can bring them in.
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408. We have to get them
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409. before the KGB
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410. or CIA can have a chance.
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411. Is there anyone
you think can take this mission?
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412. I know a guy.
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413. Are you deaf? Pick up the phone!
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414. Utterly useless!
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415. You can't do anything right.
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416. She's just teasing me.
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417. - I believe you.
- Thank you for that.
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418. Hello?
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419. Yes.
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420. Yes. Be right there.
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421. Here, take it.
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422. This is your chance now.
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423. These guys are a threat to our nation.
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424. How do you want me to infiltrate them?
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425. That's your job.
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426. - Why didn't you assign it to someone else?
- That's my job.
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427. What am I supposed to tell my wife?
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428. That's your job.
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429. - Your phone.
- That's my call.
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430. Of course! How can I forget?
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431. You're dismissed.
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432. I hope you don't screw
this whole thing up.
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433. That's my job.
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434. You're going to be a French teacher?
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435. You can't even speak your own language.
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436. Do whatever you want. I don't care.
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437. You keep showing up and disappearing.
I mean, you don't care about me anyway.
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438. You're here for food
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439. and live to die.
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440. Thinking to myself
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441. This hurts me to the core
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442. For I'm just a slave
To your love who's asking
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443. - For more
- Go!
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444. This wasn't a duet!
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445. You ruined my song!
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446. Here we go again.
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447. All over again.
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448. Mr. Thala,
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449. in order to make music,
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450. you need to have brains and talents.
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451. Take 4S Studio as an example.
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452. They're just a small label
but they flourish.
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453. Every song is a hit.
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454. While my major label
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455. is struggling to make one hit album.
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456. Oh, come on,
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457. you have to understand
that making music these days
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458. is like buying lottery tickets.
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459. You can either win or lose.
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460. I'm a businessman.
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461. I'm not a gambler.
I don't want to talk to you anymore.
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462. Hey, Surachai, talk to him for me.
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463. He's annoying me to death.
He just never shuts up.
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464. I'm this close to snapping your neck.
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465. Mr. Thala,
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466. do you know we're
in a lot of trouble right now?
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467. Out of the seven or eight albums
you've produced,
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468. none of them is remotely close to success.
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469. To be honest,
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470. I'd like to call you a fucking failure,
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471. but I'm too nice for that.
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472. So I just keep it to myself.
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473. Hot coffee?
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474. Didn't you notice if it's hot or not
when you were making it?
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475. Hey,
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476. I'm going to give you three more months.
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477. After that, if you want me to fire you
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478. or if you want to walk away,
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479. that's your choice.
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480. But for now,
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482. off of my sofa.
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483. Yes, it's me.
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484. I'm so tired of this.
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485. They don't even talk about my hit numbers.
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486. Yeah. Forget about it.
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487. I'll make them see that I'm the real deal.
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488. Hey, I have to go now.
Call you back later.
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489. I suggest you take a dump.
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490. What's this icky stuff?
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492. Mr. Thala, we have three artists
coming in for auditions.
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493. - Three? Okay. Let's do it.
- Yes.
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494. This way.
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495. - Name?
- Amnuay.
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496. - Last name?
- Huakahd.
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497. - Amnuay Huakahd.
- Yes.
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498. - What are you singing?
- "A Fool for Love"
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499. - It's a song from "Hello Yasothon."
- I know.
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500. - Have you watched it?
- Three times.
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502. Shut up.
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503. That's none of your business. Go ahead.
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508. Before you leave for the big city
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510. Unlike a crow
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512. Cuckoo...
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514. You can leave now.
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515. What kind of crow sings cuckoo?
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516. But I haven't reached the chorus yet.
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517. I hated it from the "cuckoos."
So, cuckoo to you, bye.
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518. - Next.
- Your turn.
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519. Hello.
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520. - Name?
- It's Sai.
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521. - What song?
- "Tears of Warin Girl."
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522. - By Jintara Poonlap?
- Yes.
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523. Go on.
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524. This Warin girl is drowning
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525. in her own tears
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526. Her boy from Ubon is not here
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527. To join her on the candle parade
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528. He's gone for good
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529. To be with a girl from Sakon Nakhon
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531. Waiting alone by the candles
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532. The rainy season has become so lonely
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533. - Do you know the bus station?
- Why?
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534. To find a bus back to Warin.
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535. And take that
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Just get together, okay?
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537. Hello.
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538. - That's my bag.
- Yeah, I know.
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539. - Name?
- Kamlao.
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540. - You sing?
- Beautifully, in fact.
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541. My friends call me Elvis.
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542. - You dance?
- Oh, I'm the best.
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543. My friends call me Michael.
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544. - Okay.
- That's what you call a face of an artist?
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545. Mr. Thala,
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546. where did you find him?
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547. You flushed him out of a sewer
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549. My, oh my!
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550. Mr. Thala, please ask him for me.
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551. Is that a face or a water bucket?
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552. With such insults
he just said about your artist,
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553. how can you still sit here?
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554. Get out. Do whatever you have to do.
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555. I don't think
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556. His face just makes me feel sick
for some reason.
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557. Leave now. We have things to discuss.
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558. Hey, La, my man!
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559. Hey, Tik!
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560. When will you get out of the woods?
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561. And do what exactly?
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562. I don't want to deal with
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563. - That's Kamlao.
- Kamlao?
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564. - Hi.
- Hi!
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565. My new guy.
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566. Your new guy?
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567. You signed a comedian now?
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568. - He's a singer.
- A singer?
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569. - What do you think?
- Hmm...
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570. I'm not sure about his face.
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571. I think a mushroom
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572. Good physique though.
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573. - How many fights have you won?
- Not a boxer.
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574. He's a singer.
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575. Let me see.
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576. Yeah, he's alright.
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577. - Your face has a great cemetery.
- Symmetry.
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578. You want to be a singer?
Do as I say, you'll be a star.
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579. Show me your smile.
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580. - Heh-heh.
- Heh-heh.
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581. Yeah, we're screwed.
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582. - So what do you want me to do?
- How about this?
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583. You teach him some dance moves.
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584. You sure?
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585. Positive. One hundred percent sure.
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586. - Starting now?
- Yes.
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587. - Right now. Hey, Kamsao!
- At this moment.
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588. - It's Kamlao.
- Right, Kamlao. Come here.
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589. - Ngiam.
- It's Kamlao.
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590. Kamlao, are you familiar with dancing?
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591. - Just a little.
- Yeah? Do you know the basics?
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592. - What basics?
- Basic dance moves, do you know some?
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593. - No, not at all.
- Do you know blowing technique?
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594. - Yeah.
- Show me.
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595. You have to practice hard, Kamlao.
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596. - Understand?
- Yes.
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597. - I'm sure you'll make it big.
- Yes.
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598. - I'll have thin noodles with soup.
- Okay.
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599. - Two bowls of thin noodles.
- Sure.
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600. Is there a toilet around here?
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601. - Toilet?
- You're that hungry?
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602. - I'm taking a leak.
- No.
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603. There's just a wall over there.
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604. - Feel free to pee.
- Okay.
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605. Hey!
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606. Hey!
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607. DOG'S PISS
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608. That's Thala.
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609. Hey there, Thala.
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610. - You're doing well?
- Not quite.
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611. Of course not because I'm here.
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612. How many matches has your team lost?
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613. - Three.
- Three matches, three payments.
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614. - Pay me now.
- I can't, I'm broke.
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615. - Yeah?
- Where's my elephant?
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616. What elephant?
Wrong movie. Get out of here.
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617. Go home!
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618. - You think you can get away with this?
- No.
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619. Do you know me, Wee Bangkruay?
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620. Where's my elephant?
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621. What? I don't give a shit
about your goddamn elephant.
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622. Sweet rambutans, sweet longans.
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623. - What can I help you with?
- Do you have mangosteens?
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624. They just bought all of them.
There are longans and rambutans.
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625. Indian plums, please.
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626. - Are you messing with me?
- Okay, I'll take some longans.
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627. - How many?
- One kilo.
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628. - Sixty. You want a bag?
- No.
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629. That's okay.
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630. - Can I leave now?
- Yes.
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631. - You're not mad, right?
- I'm not.
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633. Oh, no! My stall!
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634. Please stop. I'm begging you.
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635. Stop now, please. Don't do it.
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636. Where's my elephant?
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637. His elephant is in our truck.
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638. Why did you take it in the first place?
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639. What a horrible day!
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640. Eat longans to support our nation!
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641. What's the matter with him?
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642. What happened?
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643. This is just a warning.
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644. Don't let me see you again.
Kamlao, let's go.
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645. Hey! I remember you!
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646. It's you! You bring bad luck!
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647. Wait!
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648. Another man's wife
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649. Got me giddy with delight
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650. Now I want to make my wife's face
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651. Anew
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652. Because she's no longer beautiful to me
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653. My bad, I have an old hag for a wife
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654. Oh, poor me
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655. I'm too excited about another man's wife
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656. But when I turn to my side
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657. Good!
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658. Especially during her pregnancy
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659. Her look alone makes my life a misery
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660. Oh, it's killing me
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661. It's killing me
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662. My old hag of a wife
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663. Someday I will make your face new
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664. For sure
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665. I can find beauty in her when I'm drunk
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666. Before she haunts me again
When my sobriety comes
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667. I'd kill her someday
But I'm afraid of prison
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668. Another man's wife
Got me giddy with delight
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669. Now I want to make my wife's face anew
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670. Over and over
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671. I'm too excited about another man's wife
But turning to my side
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672. Makes me lose my mind
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673. No man has a wife like mine
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674. I can't believe it, you guys.
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675. He's just knocked Bodyslam
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676. out of the top spot. Even Film Rattapoom
doesn't stand a chance.
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677. This new artist has just
released his debut album,
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678. Mummy Lao: Box-head man.
Grab it while you can.
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679. Because right now
they're selling out so fast.
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680. Listen to the music. There're great tunes.
I have to say this because some people
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681. used my CDs
as a reflector on elephants' tails
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682. to prevent other cars
from hitting their elephants,
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683. You know, making it blink.
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684. - Hello.
- Hello.
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685. Your debut album is doing so great.
How do you feel about that?
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686. It's amazing.
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687. Your face is amazing.
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688. My heart's pounding so hard right now.
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689. What about your music style?
Can you tell us about it?
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690. It's fun, it's catchy...
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691. - Can I get your...
- Let's talk about your look.
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692. It's just so iconic.
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693. What's your inspiration? What's the theme?
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694. Mr. Thala takes care
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695. Oh, okay.
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697. How do feel
about the success of your debut album
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698. that just went platinum recently?
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699. At first, I didn't expect it
to blow up this much.
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701. and the right mentors who didn't...
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702. - A diamond in the rough.
- ... give up on me.
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703. - A hidden gem.
- Especially
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704. the one who makes me
the man I am today, Mr. Thala.
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705. - Here you go.
- I have to say that the first time we met,
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706. I could sense that
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707. he's just different.
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708. I really believed that
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709. - he had potentials...
- The sky's the limit.
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710. - to make groundbreaking music.
- A maggot can turn into a fly.
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711. even though I'd never
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712. like, not a single step.
When we met, I just knew it.
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713. Thank you so much. Thank you.
Take care, bye.
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714. Hey, Paula!
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715. Congratulations!
Who would have thought, right?
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716. Well, I certainly wouldn't.
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717. If I'd known,
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718. I have to go. See you around.
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719. - Paula.
- Yes?
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720. Let me buy you dinner sometime.
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721. - We can do that?
- Of course.
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724. So, it's not today.
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725. Don't forget to buy some tampons.
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726. Sister, don't listen to them.
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727. That's just the way it is.
Everybody says she's his mistress.
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728. - Really?
- That's right.
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729. Look at that, Mom.
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730. This singer is super popular in Thailand.
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731. - He's like the biggest star right now.
- Who?
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732. Another man's wife
Got me giddy with delight
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733. Now I want to make
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734. My wife's face anew
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735. - She's no longer beautiful
- You piece of shit!
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736. - Stay still, babies.
- Your kids?
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737. Their father
was an alcoholic who left us.
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738. He never helped me take care of the kids.
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739. - That's why I'm a single mom.
- Go play over there.
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740. Come on.
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741. Go play with your brother.
He's over there.
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742. Go!
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743. It's been a while
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744. Do you want to eat my foot too?
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745. Oh...
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746. Let me go. Let me go.
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747. Take it. Take it.
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748. Take it! In the face!
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749. Left hook! Right hook!
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750. Didn't feel a thing.
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751. Lower your guns, idiots.
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752. Ouch!
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753. Don't you remember what he looked like?
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754. I almost got him and then bam!
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755. - Lightning?
- His kick, sir.
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756. I found him.
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757. - Zoom in.
- Okay.
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758. Mummy Lao!
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759. Whoever
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762. I hope I've made it clear
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764. don't ever show your face again.
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765. Understand?
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766. You won't see us again.
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767. Good.
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768. So...
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769. get out of my office now.
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770. It's Mum...
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771. - Mummy Lao, sir.
- Okay.
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772. I'm asking you one more time.
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773. Where did this guy
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775. He walked into my office for an audition,
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776. so I took him to meet you.
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777. - It's just the luck of the draw.
- Surachai,
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778. let's go home.
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779. I don't want to waste my time
with this loser.
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780. Here you are!
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781. Sorry, I'm late.
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782. Not a problem. I asked you out,
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783. I don't mind waiting.
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784. Did you bring your butt?
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785. - If so, take a seat.
- Thanks.
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786. You want a drink?
Or maybe a little accident?
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787. I don't think so. I'm a lucky guy.
I don't want to jinx it.
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788. You look so beautiful tonight.
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789. Yeah. I hear that a lot.
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790. At first, I wasn't sure
how to take it, but now
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791. I know that I'm beautiful,
so I don't mind it.
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792. Oh, is that it?
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795. You're very funny. Are you a comedian?
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796. Just kidding.
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797. - You come here often?
- Every once in a while.
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798. I'm having a good time here.
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799. Join me on the dance floor?
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800. This is so much fun. Let's do it again.
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801. What were you doing in the basement?
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802. Confused?
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803. CIA.
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804. C-I-A.
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806. Sorry I squeezed you too hard.
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807. - It looked painful.
- Yeah.
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808. It's okay. We're here.
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809. - Where is this?
- Your place. Give me the key.
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812. Oh...
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813. - You don't even get in the right hole.
- Yeah.
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815. I have no problem
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816. Ha-ha!
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817. - Nice apartment.
- Beautiful owner,
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818. - beautiful apartment.
- Oh.
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820. For you...
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821. Aah...
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822. Milky skin.
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824. Full of sensuality.
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825. Nope. I'm a family man.
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826. I just want to see my husband!
Let me see my husband!
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827. - I know he's up there!
- Sorry, you're not allowed.
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828. That's my husband. That's my Kamlao.
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829. No, no, no. That's Mummy Lao.
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830. Yes, that's the same person!
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831. Ooh, is that Sek Loso? Hello, Sek Loso!
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832. Help me, Sek! Help me!
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833. Asshole! Why don't you help me?
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835. She's making quite a scene. Yes.
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837. Oh hey, Aed!
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838. Thiery! Lek!
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839. Eed! Hello, Eed!
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840. Aed, please get me up there.
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841. We'd just get thrown out too.
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842. Hello!
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843. Are you having a good time?
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844. Yeah, until you showed up.
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845. You may be married but I still love you
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848. Shamelessly, I'm confessing to you
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854. I lost my mind, I could eat a car.
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855. My sanity left me for seven days
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856. I dreamed of destroying every woman
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857. Then again
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858. Where was the fun
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859. When I ended up in prison?
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860. - There's a sniper on the crane.
- I still love you
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862. I will wait for you
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863. For the day that he dies
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864. Shamelessly, I'm confessing to you
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865. Ugh, this damn fly. I'm not made of shit.
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866. My sanity...
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868. Cleansed
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869. - Hi, guys!
- Hi, brother.
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870. - Is it your turn?
- If it was, we'd be on stage.
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871. Right. I should get going.
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872. Then go!
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873. I don't have a fix
so don't get me riled up.
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874. - How's everything?
- All clear, sir.
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875. - Don't let anyone get in the way.
- Yes, sir.
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876. - Gotcha.
- See? Why didn't you listen?
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877. Oh, you poor thing.
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878. You know you can't win
because you're too stupid.
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879. Learn from him. He made a smart move.
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880. You look dumb, you play dumb.
You're probably dumber than my husband.
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881. What now? You think too much.
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882. Don't move this.
Why do I have to repeat myself?
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883. Look at that!
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884. How did she get here?
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885. - Watch him play. Kamlao!
- Don't move!
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886. What's going on? Why did they take me?
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887. What have you done? Did you kill someone?
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888. Or did you double cross anyone?
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889. Shut up if you want to live.
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890. - Is that so?
- Yes. Let's go. Follow me.
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891. - Where to?
- Anywhere but here.
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892. Hey!
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893. Hey, where did they go?
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894. Good job, Mummy Lao.
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895. Unfortunately,
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896. Kill him.
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897. Everybody, put down your weapons!
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898. Put them down!
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899. Paula,
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901. I work for nobody.
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903. So who exactly is her boss?
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904. I don't know, jackass.
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906. No way.
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907. Paula, you're on the higher ground.
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908. We're obviously at a disadvantage.
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909. - Put down your weapon.
- What?
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910. No way.
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911. I'm counting to three!
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912. Who the hell is this?
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913. Is he Japanese? Maybe he's sleepy?
Oh finally, he's awake now.
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914. What a complete idiot.
Now, feel the burn.
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915. Water!
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916. Right on, baby!
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917. Oops!
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918. My husband is so amazing!
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919. - Let's go.
- Wait.
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920. Let's find a place for a quickie.
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921. You horny mess!
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922. BEWARE FLAMMABLE MATERIAL
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923. - Get out of here.
- We go together.
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924. Do you want to die?
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925. You're a wicked husband!
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926. - I'm such a badass, right?
- Yes.
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927. You're the best, honey. Let's go!
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928. - Khiao.
- Yes?
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929. - Run.
- No.
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930. If we have to die,
we'll die together.
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931. We sure will. Step over there.
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932. A little more.
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933. More.
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934. - Get ready.
- Okay.
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935. Get out.
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936. Let's go to the dancefloor
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937. You don't have to wait anymore
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938. Shake your hips, show your steps
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939. - What?
- Enough with the moves!
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940. You don't have to act cool
'cause we're all going to die.
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941. Great! You just killed our own men.
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942. Now run!
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943. Can they stop? My legs are killing me.
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944. Stop!
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945. I have a gun.
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946. - But I don't.
- Idiot!
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947. I just said I have.
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948. Back off!
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949. Or he's dead.
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950. Yeah.
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951. Don't get any closer,
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952. he'll kill me.
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953. - Back off!
- I don't buy it.
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954. You don't?
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955. Surachai, you're mad at me?
Why did you shoot me for real?
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956. What? I'm not mad at you, silly.
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957. Stay away! Don't come closer!
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958. - Let's go.
- Okay.
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959. Stay away!
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960. Ouch! My dick!
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961. Holy shit!
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962. We almost died.
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963. I feel like a water lizard
coming up for air.
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964. Are we going to make it?
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965. What?
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966. Surachai.
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967. It's over now.
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968. Haven't I told you
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969. to get a train ready for us?
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970. What kind of train runs under water?
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971. Ridiculous.
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972. Help...
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973. Ass...
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974. You shouldn't have come.
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975. Paula.
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976. These two
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977. belong to my government.
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978. What? Are you crazy?
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979. We've been on this case for years.
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980. But you just want to take the credit?
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981. Hello?
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982. Yes, honey. Noodles with no fish balls.
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983. Yes. Chicken rice too?
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984. I got it. Don't worry.
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985. With entrails?
And lots of skins? Yes, sure.
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986. Look over there. Yes, noodles too.
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987. Don't worry about it.
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988. I'll get them all for you.
And hot soup too. Okay.
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989. Take them away.
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990. We finally got them.
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991. Boohoo!
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992. You son of a bitch! You ugly asshole!
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993. Where are you? I love you
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994. but you're trying to kill me!
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995. You'll get yours!
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996. Karma's a bitch, you know that?
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997. When you got shot, I tried to save you.
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998. I knew it since I heard you sing:
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999. Another man's wife
Got me giddy with delight
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1000. Now I want to make my wife's face anew
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1001. I knew it! You're a horrible,
unfaithful husband.
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1002. What are you looking at?
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1003. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
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1004. Thank you for coming here tonight.
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1005. Tonight,
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1006. we honor a brave individual
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1007. who deserves to be
respected and recognized.
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1008. Our military decided to do something
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1009. to celebrate them.
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1010. His bravery
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1011. earns our highest decoration.
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1012. We're honored to pay tribute
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1013. to him and his family.
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1014. Please welcome Captain Kamlao
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1015. Makplearn.
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1016. This is your new mission.
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1017. The person in this file
is very important to our nation.
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1018. Take good care of him.
Protect him with your life.
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1019. Don't let anything happen to him.
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1020. Ready!
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1021. And action!
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1022. I won't take it.
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1023. Go away. I'm not signing.
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1024. Mum! You little shit!
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1025. You played me again.
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1026. You played me again, didn't you?
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1027. You tricked me in two of your movies now.
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1028. I got zero dialogue
in the first film. Fine!
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1029. But I still got nothing in this one.
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1030. And you killed me off?
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1031. You hired me just to kill me off? Really?
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1032. What do you think you're doing?
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1033. Asshole! You shot me three times
when I was about to talk.
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1034. Three shots!
I was dead from the first shot.
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1035. You killed me off
then shove your foot on my face.
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1036. You think you're so funny?
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1037. Why don't you get ready?
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1038. Stop chewing betels like a grandma.
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1039. They'll make fun of you. Let's go.
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1040. You're lucky you're my mom's friend.
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1041. She told me not to leave you.
Don't look at me.
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1042. I almost always got the leading roles.
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1043. Do you know "Pattaya Maniac," do you?
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1044. "Pattaya Maniac" by Yuthlert Sippapak.
He gave me the leading role.
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1045. Somchai Kemglad only got
a supporting character. Think about that.
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1046. Poj Arnon gave me the leading role.
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1047. I was the main character
in Workpoint's "Teng Nong" trilogy.
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1048. I've had enough of your bullshit.
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1049. I won't work
with Sahamongkol ever again.
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1050. I won't work with you anymore
I'll only work with Workpoint.
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1051. To hell with you
and your fucked up schedule.
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1052. You told me 5 a.m.
I came here with my family.
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1053. But you filmed me at 3 p.m.
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1054. What are you filming?
I'm gonna break your camera.
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1055. Look at you. You have no regrets.
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1056. I'm not just a comedian.
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1057. I'm a superstar.
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1058. What are you looking at?
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1059. Do you know who I am?
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1060. People across the entire country love me.
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1061. I have plenty of fans.
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1062. Just remember, I won't work
with you in your movies anymore.
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1063. Call me a loser,
if I don't keep my word.
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1064. - Let's go. You don't want to do that.
- Just...
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1065. He's a boxer. Somrak Kamsing's pupil.
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1066. Don't do it, son.
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1067. Beating him is like beating a vagrant dog.
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1068. Your blood won't be on our hands
but your wife's hands.
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1069. She'll be the one to stab you.
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1070. Do you want me to spill
the truth about Nakhon Sawan?
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1071. About what happened in that room?
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1072. I knocked on your door for hours,
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1073. but you're too occupied to open it.
Get in the car.
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1074. You signed me up to kill me off.
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1075. You got funny lines for Teng
but none for me?
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1076. Teng's not that funny,
but you gave him that guru role.
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1077. That's a good laugh.
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1078. But me? I got out of the water and died.
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1079. Do you think
the audience will find that funny?
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1080. They'll wait for me to shine.
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1081. They'll wait for my jokes.
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1082. You call your boss now.
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1083. Call your boss, Somsak.
Get him on the phone with me.
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1084. Get in the car.
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1085. Don't call me ever again.
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1086. I won't take a role in your movies.
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1087. I know people in Workpoint.
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1088. Panya Nirunkul is my guy.
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1089. Dipshit! Asshole! Ugly son of a gun!
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1090. Fuck you and you!
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1091. Let's go, son.
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1092. Ignore him.
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1093. - Mum!
- That's enough.
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1094. Mum, you piece of shit!
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1095. - Cut!
- Clap the slate.
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