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That's not a bad sign.
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- Whatcha doin', Gene?
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out of spoons,
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I put an egg on it.
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- Eh, I give 'em a year.
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is riding on today.
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two eggs on it.
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"Keep Your Sunny Side Up
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- It's a little long.
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gonna be topless 24/7
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- Bye, my babies.
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for the messed up sidewalk!
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and the stressin'
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tastes our fries
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throw us a bone
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- Mm-hmm.
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but no sense fearin'
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- Uh!
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and I like-like you
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on a chain
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and then to seal it
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On my mind
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talkin' about them
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what I am without them
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- But this summer we might see
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- Just what we turned out to be
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and go berserk
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if he just answers yes
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- Huh?
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- Huh?
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to make your payment
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Like, haunt it?
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- Oh, my God.
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the, um... hmm?
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You want the fries?
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Typing till you're gone.
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Also who's "we"?
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but highly influential band,
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Peter Pescadero.
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160. - Oh, right. We were in a band.
- And we went with that name?
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I'm gonna get ya! Come on.
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- Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
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I'm gonna walk
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and I'm gonna do it.
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Can't do it.
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- Zeke. Ow! Zeke. Ow!
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Stand down, soldier.
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and I'm over here.
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A little conflict?
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Sunny side up.
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Bob?
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- I saw someone trip.
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Teddy.
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- Okay! Jeez.
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get into the restaurant.
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and champumping.
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- He's kidding.
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- Yes. Let's say yes.
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- Right. Ugh.
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Our hole's getting filled.
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- Gene.
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and almost no decapitations."
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- My dad left all this to me,
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that would've been funny.
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Everybody loves them.
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with his hands
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- Thank you.
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I'm gonna step away from you.
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Let's not be here anymore.
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See you when the rent's due.
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- Oh, rent.
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We need your help!
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- Oh, my.
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- Hmm.
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Drive on!
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- Why "Ha"?
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- Hi, Tina.
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the Earth gets this one?
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Oh.
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from the hole.
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Please!
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to go to the bathroom,
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we won't be able to flush
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Or at least not last.
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I wanna be the cherry on top!
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Hole and Oates. Come to bed!
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- I know.
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- Yep.
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what kind of "maybe" that was.
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that's good, right?
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- Hmm.
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"Something stinks in here"?
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the you-know-what."
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that was very edgy.
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- Mm.
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a million burgers.
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facial expressions again, huh?
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- Happy.
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- Hopeful.
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- Lin.
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- Mm.
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Vericho.
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I'm running. I'm running.
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Great!
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in one place.
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Oh, there they are.
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Hey, I have something for you.
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Is that what I think it is?
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Forget I said anything.
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- Horseback.
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- Nothing.
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Did you lose your jeans
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431. - Okay, take it easy. Ow!
- Ahh!
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432. - You take it easy, okay?
- Tina, calm down.
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433. What's happening?
What's happening, right now?
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434. This is fun. We're having fun
on the friggin' beach.
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435. Son of a butt!
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436. Mm-mm-mm! That sounds good.
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437. Dad's been using this
restaurant stuff all wrong.
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438. Bibbity-bibbity-bibbity-bam!
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439. Bibbity-bibbity-bam!
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440. Thank you!
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441. We are the Itty Bitty Ditty
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442. Yeah!
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443. Hey, Ken! You made it!
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444. I thought you were
at a conference in Houston.
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445. Okay, I'll talk to you later.
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446. Do you guys wanna hear
one more song?
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447. What the...
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448. - Stop.
- What?
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449. - Stop playing.
- Why?
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450. We can hear you
from our planet
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451. and it makes our teeth hurt.
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452. You have teeth?
Yeah, I think so.
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453. How about you go
get some different instruments
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454. and maybe figure out
if music is,
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455. I don't know, your thing?
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456. But everyone loves us.
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457. No,
they were being nice.
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458. - See? They left.
- Oh.
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459. So, this is
getting awkward.
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460. Look, I'm not saying
we'll destroy your planet,
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461. but it's not, like,
off the table,
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462. if you play one more note
on that thing.
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463. - Um...
- Bye.
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464. So, thank you for coming.
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465. I know you all have
busy schedules.
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466. Dodomeki, Bakaneko,
Okoro Kamui,
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467. unlicensed Burobu plushie,
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468. Kuchi Kopi, melted Kuchi...
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469. - We are happy to be here.
- Kiss ass.
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470. - What's that?
- You heard me.
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471. Fellas, please.
I've got a situation.
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472. At school. Chloe Barbash
called me a baby.
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473. What do we do? Ideas. Go.
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474. Shoot her out of a cannon?
Uh, karate chop her in half?
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475. Find a shark
and throw it at her?
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476. These are just
off the top of my head.
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477. I don't know if anyone else
is going to jump in?
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478. Okay, we have cannon,
karate, shark. What else?
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479. Why did she call you a baby?
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480. It was
the dead man's drop thing.
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481. I didn't wanna do it.
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482. I was worried all my loose
change would fall out.
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483. Okay.
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484. All right, fine. It's also
because of my hat. My ears.
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485. I don't know
if you guys have noticed,
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486. but I, like, wear them a lot.
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487. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah,
now that you mention it.
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488. Some people think,
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489. Chloe thinks that I'm scared
to not wear them.
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490. - Which is crazy.
- Totally.
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491. And why's she dropping
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492. these B-bombs on me
like it's nothing?
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493. It's offensive.
To, you know, babies.
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494. I mean, you are talking
to your toys right now.
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495. Is this a bad time
to bring that up?
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496. Uh, you're collectibles.
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497. Damaged collectibles,
some of you,
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498. who are lucky
to still be in the mix.
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499. Yep. Right, yep. Got it.
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500. How are these baby-ish?
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501. I mean, yeah,
I've had them since preschool,
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502. and sure, I was thinking about
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503. maybe not wearing them
anymore...
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504. Wait, back up.
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505. Did you say you've had them
since preschool?
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506. Yes. You don't know the story?
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507. - Is it long?
- Shush! Tell us.
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508. My parents gave me these,
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509. because it was the first day
of preschool
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510. and I guess I was scared
or something,
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511. and my mom made them,
and they gave them to me
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512. so I would be brave.
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513. So, what I'm hearing
is your head
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515. Hey, some people's heads
just start out
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and stay that way, okay?
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517. Guys, we're supposed to be
coming up with ideas here.
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518. How do I step to Chloe,
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519. get my rep back,
and just generally bring it?
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520. Oh, oh, oh! Melted night light
idea light bulb.
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521. Just say it.
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522. You go in the hole.
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523. The hole
in front of the restaurant?
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524. Yeah, yeah!
Get video. Get it on tape.
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525. You down in that scary hole.
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526. - Doing your thing.
- Interesting.
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527. You know what they say,
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528. babies come out of holes,
they don't go into them.
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529. - Do they say that?
- They do. All the time.
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530. - I've never heard it.
- Anyway,
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Louise.
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532. You drop into the abyss.
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533. That sounded cool. Admit it.
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534. Your breath's not cool.
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535. Oh, please. I brushed.
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536. So, I'm supposed
to videotape you
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537. climbing down into the hole
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538. so you can show kids
at school?
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539. Yeah. 'Cause babies
don't go into holes,
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540. they come out of them.
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541. Okay, you have
to stop saying that.
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542. And what am I supposed
to do again?
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543. You say, "Louise, don't go
down there. It's dangerous."
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544. And then, when I go anyway,
you gasp.
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545. Like this?
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546. No, do it better.
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547. - Can I say, "Honey, no"?
- No.
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548. How about, "What?"
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549. Just the line and then
the gasp is great. Thank you.
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550. All those in favor of doing
this tomorrow morning?
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551. Gene, I see
your hand's almost up.
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552. No! Mom and Dad would try
and stop me. It has to be now.
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553. - Roll tape.
- Okay.
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554. Uh...
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555. It's not that scary.
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556. You're just all in your head
right now.
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557. Get out of your head.
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558. Big girl, pajama pants.
Come on!
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559. Louise, don't go down there.
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560. It's dangerous!
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561. Louise, don't go down there.
It's dangerous!
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562. Louise, don't go down there.
It's dangerous!
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563. I think we got it.
That last one was good.
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564. I can't.
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565. Oh, not what I was expecting.
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566. Yeah, well, let's just forget
I even brought it up...
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567. Louise, are you okay?
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568. Yes!
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569. Did you mean to wave your arms
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570. all over the place
while falling into the hole?
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571. 'Cause if so, you nailed it.
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572. Yes, it all went great.
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573. Can you toss me the light?
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574. - Here.
- Ow.
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575. Did you say, "ow"
'cause you caught it?
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576. Great! Argh!
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577. So, is that a wrap?
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578. Yep. Yeah, I think we're good.
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579. Wanna go ahead
and help me out?
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580. I'll grab the rope and try to
climb up and you guys pull.
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581. - With our arms?
- Okay.
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582. Tell us when.
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583. Okay, yeah,
just trying to...
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584. Stupid mud, I hate you.
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585. Stay on, frickin' light.
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586. Okay, pull.
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587. Ugh. Hold on. My foot's stuck.
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588. My foot's stuck.
That's not at all terrifying.
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589. Everything's gonna be fine.
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590. What the...
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591. So, how's our girl?
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592. Now it's a crime scene.
Great, great, great, great.
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593. That's the spirit, Dad!
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594. Oh, my baby. My sweet baby.
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595. Enough, Mom! I'm okay.
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596. Take it easy
with the baby stuff.
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597. Sorry, sorry. Oh, come here.
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598. - My baby.
- Mom!
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599. I know someone's dead
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600. and their bones
fell on your face.
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601. In my mouth! In my mouth!
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602. Let's just be clear.
I tasted death.
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603. I'm sorry you tasted death,
Louise, but this is bad.
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604. I don't think they fill in
crime holes very quickly.
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605. - Crime hole.
- Gene.
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606. Oh, yeah, they're really slow.
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607. Oh, hey, Sergeant Bosco.
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608. Yeah, they brush the dirt away
with tiny little tools.
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609. And their lunch break
takes forever,
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610. 'cause they use tiny forks.
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611. I'm kidding
about the forks thing,
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612. but yeah,
it's gonna take a while.
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613. Aw, nuts.
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614. You know, they found a bullet
lodged in the ribs.
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615. And I don't think
he fell on it,
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616. if you know what I mean.
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617. So, it's in front of your restaurant,
did you do it?
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618. What? No!
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619. Okay, easy. Just checking.
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620. - You sure?
- Yes, I'm sure.
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621. I don't know. One time
I saw him crumple a receipt
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622. in a way that made me
uncomfortable.
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623. - So much rage!
- Gene.
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624. - Crime hole!
- Crime hole!
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625. - Tina.
- Sorry.
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626. Well, I'm gonna split.
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627. Back to Robbery Division,
which is just
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628. as good as Homicide,
maybe better.
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629. Everyone says that.
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630. Sometimes Homicide begs
for help from us Robbery guys.
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631. Hey! Get out of here!
Get out of here, go!
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632. All right, kids, you gotta
get out of here, too.
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633. Go to school and don't go in
any more holes, you hear me?
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634. And stay away from crevices.
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635. Oh, my sweet baby.
Come here, come here!
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636. Mom!
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637. You love me.
And you love me.
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638. And you love me.
And you love me.
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639. Time for us
to get married.
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640. I do! I do! I do!
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641. What are you looking at there?
A fun rock?
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642. Louise, that's evidence!
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643. You should have given that
to the police!
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644. What? Tooth-ifer? No, no, no.
This is mine. I earned it.
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645. When you go into a hole...
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646. - Accidently fall into a hole.
- A-bup-bup!
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647. Gracefully tumble in
while screaming?
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648. Go into a hole,
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649. you get to keep whatever lands
in your mouth. That's a rule.
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650. That's true
under the bleachers, too!
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651. Plus, look at it.
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652. Isn't it the weirdest shaped
tooth you've ever seen?
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653. Okay, maybe not too close.
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654. You can't handle the tooth!
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655. It was in my mouth, Tina!
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656. It's just, I think it's, like,
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657. against the law
for you to have that.
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658. Don't worry.
It's just a souvenir.
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659. I'll keep it to myself.
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660. Check it, people.
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661. A dead man's tooth.
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662. And she's showing
the whole school.
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663. I went down
to the sinkhole at night,
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664. found a skeleton,
this tooth fell in my mouth.
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665. Did somebody say
that's badass?
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666. Like the ultimate
dead man's drop?
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667. I mean, I guess,
maybe, I don't know.
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668. It was very dramatic,
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669. - and we got it all on tape.
- Oh!
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670. But we gotta get it
transferred to a format
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671. that anyone else
in the world has.
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672. I think my dad has
that kinda player.
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673. This just looks like
that kind.
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674. Questions?
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675. Oh, my God,
Eli put his retainer
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676. on a chain and gave it to you?
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677. So romantic.
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678. Yeah, we're gonna be
summer boyfriend-girlfriend.
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679. Wait, but doesn't he,
like, need it?
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680. What are you, a doctor?
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681. I don't know.
Where's your pager?
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682. Hmm, maybe this is a good time
to bring this baby out.
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683. Cafeteria,
pretty magical setting.
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684. Just gotta untangle it
a little bit,
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685. and then it's time
for that special moment.
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686. JIMMY JR.: Hey, Zeke, throw
a chicken nugget in my mouth.
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687. Okay.
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688. Ow. Throw it again.
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689. Ow. Throw it again.
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690. God, he's still trying
to catch
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691. that chicken nugget
in his mouth.
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692. His whole eighth grade year.
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693. - Ow. Throw it again.
- Should we just not do this?
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694. No, I wanna be able to say
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695. I caught a chicken nugget
in my mouth.
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696. More than anything.
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this has all been a waste.
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698. I see your point.
We'll get you there.
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699. Maybe now's not right.
He's got a lot going on.
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700. But still excited about this.
Whoo-hoo.
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701. And that's why I'm starting
my foundation, Sinkhole Kids.
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702. It's to help kids
who've been in sinkholes.
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703. It changes you.
Some people can't handle it.
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704. Fourth graders,
why are you not sitting down?
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705. Or are you sitting?
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706. It's hard to tell.
You're all so small.
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707. - Hey!
- Oh, Louise,
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708. I have been meaning
to ask you,
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709. where'd you get your hat?
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710. I want to get one like that
for my niece.
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711. She's three
and she loves bunnies.
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712. Back off, Labonz.
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713. What? I'm trying
to cheer her up.
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714. Potty training's
not going well.
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715. It's nasty.
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716. Oh, hello, Louise.
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717. Did you have a nice,
nutritious meal?
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718. Stupid Chloe Barbash,
laughing. I'll laugh at her.
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719. She's not gonna laugh at me.
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720. - What?
- Nothing.
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721. Okay, uh, call me back.
Thank you. Bye.
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722. So, how many times is it okay
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723. to call your landlord
and leave a message?
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724. Depends.
Does he like-like you?
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725. I still can't believe
we were livin'
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726. above a dead body
this whole time.
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727. I couldn't even tell.
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728. I wonder who the skeleton was.
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729. George Washington?
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730. I can't think
of any other dead people.
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731. Well, whoever it was,
they were murdered to death,
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732. then buried to death
by a murderer-burier.
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733. And a Scorpio, probably.
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734. I'm gonna call him
one more time.
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735. Easy, Bob, easy.
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736. Lin, we have to pay the bank.
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737. You shout that a lot now.
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738. We only have four days left.
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739. There's no way we can pay rent
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740. and come up
with the bank's money.
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741. We haven't sold any burgers.
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742. Teddy's had a lot of burgers.
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743. Right. We haven't sold
any burgers
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744. to someone besides Teddy.
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745. Oh, my God. Look it. They're
talking about our hole.
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746. The skeleton discovered
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747. earlier this morning
under Ocean Avenue
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748. has been identified
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749. as missing Wonder Wharf
employee, Daniel DeAngelo,
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750. widely known to park customers
as Cotton Candy Dan.
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751. Cotton Candy Dan?
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752. Is that the guy
who sold corndogs?
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753. Mom, shush.
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754. Police sources tell
Channel Six news
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755. that a suspect is being taken
into custody tonight.
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756. A-ha! There you go.
They have a suspect.
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757. Now they'll un-crime scene
our hole and fill it in.
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758. And Mr. Fischoeder
will call us back too,
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759. and he'll tell us
we can slide on the rent,
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760. and we'll be on easy street.
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761. If easy street
had a big hole in it, huh?
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762. Maybe you're right.
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763. Sorry. Sorry,
I was freaking out.
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764. Sorry, everybody.
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765. Something's just come in.
This is breaking news.
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766. Wonder Wharf owner,
Calvin Fischoeder,
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767. has been arrested
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768. and charged with the murder
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769. of Cotton Candy Dan.
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770. - What the...
- Oh, my God.
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771. Okay, that's not good.
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772. We now go live
to police headquarters.
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773. Mr. Fischoeder,
do you have
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774. any comments for us
at this time?
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775. I haven't killed any carnies.
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776. There. I think that clears
everything up.
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777. I refer all further questions
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778. to my personal attorney
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779. and personal cousin,
Grover Fischoeder.
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780. My client is innocent
and we're gonna prove it.
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781. Yeah, sure,
a bullet from my brother's gun
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782. - was found in the guy's body.
- Uh...
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783. And sure, a lot of
people heard him yelling,
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784. "I'm going to kill you,
carnie,
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785. "and I'm going to bury
your body
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786. "where no one can find it."
Sure.
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787. - Uh... Yeah.
- But who among us
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788. hasn't said those exact words
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789. while gambling with carnies
on a stormy night, huh?
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790. Uh, no one.
We've all said those words.
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791. Maybe we'll be
his one phone call?
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792. Oh, the weather.
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793. Hey, Wharfiversary
stuff's still going on.
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794. I heard they're doing
half-priced rides
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795. and free popcorn.
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796. Yeah, kinda busy out there.
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797. Hmm, people do not seem
to mind going to a park
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798. owned by a murderer.
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799. If only we could get
to the people.
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800. Why can't restaurants
move around, you know?
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801. - Just hop over the hole.
- Huh.
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802. Why can't buildings
have little legs?
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803. That'd be cute. Yeah.
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804. Or motors, and wheels?
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805. That's cars.
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806. Oh, yeah. That's cars.
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807. Oh, God.
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808. Oh, no.
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809. - Oh, boy.
- Is Dad okay?
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810. Oh, no.
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811. - Oh, no, no, no.
- Um...
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812. Dad, I don't wanna stop
your flow,
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813. but can you pass the pilaf?
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814. - Oh, God.
- That's butter.
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815. You know what? Butter's better.
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816. Oh, no.
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817. How you doin' there, big guy?
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818. I don't know.
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819. I mean, I held it together
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820. in front of the kids
during dinner,
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821. but I'm really worried.
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822. Oh, yeah? I couldn't tell.
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823. It's just our landlord's
gonna go to prison.
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824. The bank's gonna
call in our loan,
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825. and then they'll take
our restaurant stuff,
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826. and we will live in a box
on the street.
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827. This is what's gonna happen.
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828. Oh, Bob, I need you.
The kids need you.
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829. What do you mean?
You and the kids need me
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830. to not go out of business.
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831. No. Going out of business
down there is not as bad
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832. as going out of business
in there.
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833. My soft pec?
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834. No, your heart.
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835. Look, I know
you're Droopy Bob right now.
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836. But you know who else
is in there? Dreamy Bob.
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837. The guy who wanted to open
a restaurant
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838. in the first place,
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839. slap his name on it,
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840. make cuckoo crazy burgers
with wild ingredients.
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841. A new one every day.
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842. I did not say
"cuckoo crazy" burgers.
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843. I would not say that.
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844. You know what I mean.
Super funky burgers.
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845. Well, no matter what I said,
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846. I think that maybe
Dreamy Bob is dumb
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847. and Droopy Bob just kinda
sees things the way they are.
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848. You know what you gotta do
to Droopy Bob?
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849. Um, what?
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850. You gotta punch him
in the nuts, like this.
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851. - Ow!
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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852. But you know what I'm saying.
It's like a metaphor.
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853. - Like this.
- Ow!
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854. Stop! It's not a metaphor
if you actually do it.
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855. Yes, it is.
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856. I'm going to sleep.
Good night.
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857. And, hey, who knows,
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858. maybe Mr. Fischoeder
is innocent.
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859. He gets out, we put that wink
in the bank.
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860. I don't know if he's innocent,
but he is going to prison.
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861. Well, at least
the other prisoners
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862. will like his eyepatch.
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863. That's a good look for prison.
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864. You know,
conversation starter.
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865. Bye, kids. Have fun at school.
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866. Gene, I hope we do okay
on that math homework.
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867. I was really wingin' it. Four.
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868. I hope so too. Good guess.
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869. All right.
Emergency kid meeting.
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870. What? Now? Here?
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871. Yeah, we gotta talk.
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872. Outdoor, before school,
emergency kid meeting?
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873. Is this about
whatever's going on
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874. with Tina's bangs right now?
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875. I've been wanting to fix them
all morning.
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876. - Wait, what?
- No, listen.
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877. I heard Mom and Dad
talking last night.
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878. The restaurant
is in big trouble.
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879. - Boy trouble? Girl trouble?
- All the trouble.
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880. Mr. Fischoeder
can't go to prison.
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881. If he does,
Mom and Dad won't be able
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882. to pay the bank,
and then that's it.
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883. No more restaurant.
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884. And what are we gonna do
with Mom and Dad after school
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885. if there's no more restaurant?
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886. - Huh.
- Sign them up for sports?
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887. But the good news is,
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888. I think Mr. Fischoeder
is innocent.
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889. Innocent? But what about
how guilty he is?
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890. Well, why was he so relaxed
about that hole?
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891. If you had buried a guy
in that exact spot,
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892. wouldn't you be a little more
anxious to fill it in?
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893. Or at least go sneak
that sucker out of there
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894. and stick them somewhere else?
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895. Like how you re-hide
your journal every night?
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896. No, I don't.
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897. So, here's the plan.
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898. We need to skip school...
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899. - No.
- Yes.
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900. We need to gather evidence,
talk to witnesses.
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901. We need to start now.
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902. But, Louise,
if you don't think
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903. Mr. Fischoeder did it,
who did?
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904. Here's what I'm thinking.
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905. This was actually a beef
between two carnies.
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906. - Beef con carnie.
- Mm-hmm.
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907. You get your hands
on Fischoeder's gun,
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908. you settle your score
with Cotton Candy Dan,
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909. you just got away with murder.
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910. So, what do we do
with that theory?
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911. Turn it into a graphic novel.
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912. No, we go talk
to our old pal Mickey.
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913. He's a carnie now.
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914. He probably knows
all the carnie gossip.
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915. And I brought all the gear
we'll need.
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916. Snacks, gum, night light.
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917. Oh, snacks. I'm in.
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918. - Night light?
- Yeah. In case it gets dark.
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919. I thought we were doing this
during school time.
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920. I don't know
why I mentioned the light.
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921. Let's just get our bikes,
shall we?
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922. Fine. I did forget
to do a bunch of homework.
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923. Great. So, we have to get past
the back door
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924. without Mom and Dad seeing us.
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925. Stay low, follow my lead.
Try to look like alley trash.
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926. Or raccoon poop.
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927. We did that really well.
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928. All right.
Save Mr. Fischoeder,
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929. save the restaurant,
solve a murder.
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930. On three. One, two, three.
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931. Save Mr. Fischoeder,
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932. save the restaurant,
solve a murder.
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933. And prove we're not babies,
and Chloe Barbash is dumb.
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934. Okay, let's move.
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935. This is how Law and Order
should start. Every time.
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936. Hi,
we're looking for Mickey.
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937. - Mickey?
- Yeah. Mickey.
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938. Brown hair, used to rob banks,
nice guy. Works here now.
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939. No, I know Mickey.
He owes me three seventy-five.
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940. - Dollars?
- And seventy-five.
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941. - Cents?
- Yeah, cents.
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942. Where is he working
today? Scream-I-cane?
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943. Ah, he's off
till second shift.
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944. Do you know where he lives?
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945. We could probably remind him
about the three seventy-five?
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946. He lives in Carniapolis.
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947. Most of the carnies
live in Carniapolis.
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948. That makes sense.
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949. Where is Carniapolis?
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950. Hang a left
at the old dog food building.
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951. But don't go there.
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952. - Don't go there?
- The dog food building?
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953. Yeah, down past the stadium.
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954. You'll smell it, then go left.
But seriously, don't go there.
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955. Uh, is there a reason you keep
saying, "Don't go there"?
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956. - Because you shouldn't.
- Okey dokey.
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957. Just wanted to clarify,
but, um, why should we...
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958. Hi, is the park open?
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959. No, I'm just here 'cause
I'm trapped inside this booth.
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960. Yes, we're open.
All rides half off today.
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961. The only crime would be
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962. to not take advantage
of these prices.
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963. Okay, new sign.
I think this is the one.
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964. - "We have a 'hole' new look."
- Mm.
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965. "Come on in through the alley.
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966. "It's not weird.
Love, Linda and Bob."
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967. I guess
that's professional.
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968. "P.S., alley smells like pee,
restaurant is fine."
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969. Oh, Bob. Dirt.
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970. - Dirt?
- Dirt.
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971. I'm getting up.
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972. Oh, dirt. They're gonna
fill in the hole.
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973. Yeah. Look at them.
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974. Uh...
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975. - Where are they going?
- They are leaving.
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976. And they're
leaving the dirt?
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977. They are
leaving the dirt.
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978. Do we put it in
ourselves, or...
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979. They probably have
someone else coming.
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980. - A dirt installer?
- Mm.
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981. It's nice.
It's like a little mountain.
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982. I don't like it. I think
it should be in the hole.
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983. - Mm.
- Bob. Linda. Come. Come see.
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984. Uh...
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985. I call it
the Mobile Bob Burger Mobile.
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986. So, you can sell burgers
in the street.
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987. You could go anywhere.
Hot street meat.
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988. It's my grill from home,
but I upgraded the wheels,
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989. and I put these bars on it
so you can move it.
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990. - Oh, wow. Uh-huh.
- It's got a cooler for drinks.
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991. - Got a little umbrella here.
- Ah!
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992. You got a place to keep buns
and toppings.
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993. I figure, you grill,
Linda serves,
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994. and I'll push it around
for you.
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995. So, I'll be there
the whole time with you guys,
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996. keeping the banter going,
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997. being part of
each other's lives.
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998. You know, laughing,
loving, learning.
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999. Teddy, Teddy, Teddy.
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1000. It's so nice of you
to do this. But we...
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1001. we don't have a license
to sell food on the street.
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1002. We could get fined.
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1003. Nah.
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1004. I'll keep an eye out
for the cops.
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1005. - I don't think we can...
- I love it.
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1006. - Wait, what'd you say?
- I love it.
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1007. Right? You can't get
the people to your burgers,
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1008. you bring the burgers to them.
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1009. I feel like
we're just skipping over
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1010. my "we don't have a license"
comment.
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1011. Oh, come on, Bob.
It's not a law, right?
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1012. It's like I'm supposed
to wear a hairnet
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1013. when I work in the kitchen,
but I never do.
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1014. That's a law. Also a law.
They're both laws.
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1015. Bob, we have to sell
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1016. - some burgers today, right?
- Yes.
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1017. We got four days
to pay the bank.
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1018. - That's true.
- Come on.
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1019. Okay, fine. But only because
we're desperate.
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1020. This place can't close.
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1021. I can't live
if livin' is without you.
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1022. - Teddy. I said we could do it.
- Oh, good.
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1023. Let's light
this sucker up, huh?
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1024. You got it.
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1025. No problem. No problem.
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1026. Just gotta check the gas line.
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1027. Might have had it up
a little bit high.
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1028. You guys meet me back here
with some ground beef,
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1029. and some comfortable shoes,
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1030. and maybe an apron for me
Copy !req
1031. so we all kinda have
a uniform.
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1032. Oh, that gives me an idea.
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1033. Bob, I gotta go up
to the apartment real quick.
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1034. - Be right back.
- Okay, Bob, grab your meat.
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1035. Please don't shout that at me.
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1036. Right, right.
Grab your meat.
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1037. Smells like the most stuff
you can grind up to make food.
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1038. Oh, look,
that was their slogan.
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1039. Huh.
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1040. This doesn't look right.
No one lives here.
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1041. I don't know why.
It's beautiful.
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1042. Whoa, you hear that?
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1043. Huh. They sound cranky.
Copy !req
1044. Let's check it out.
Oh, okay.
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1045. I miss school.
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1046. I'm feeling suddenly
like I love fractions.
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1047. Yeah, I wanna learn
about photosynthesis
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1048. so badly right now.
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1049. If this is Carniapolis,
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1050. maybe we shouldn't disturb
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1051. their scary sounding
carnie time?
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1052. I mean, it's a little like
they're deciding who to shiv
Copy !req
1053. and if they see us, they'll be
like, "Oh, let's shiv them."
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1054. But you know, maybe not.
Copy !req
1055. Are they playing a game
with duckies?
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1056. Adorably?
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1057. Lucky ducky. Lucky ducky.
Damn.
Copy !req
1058. - Kids.
- Hi, Mickey.
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1059. How's it going?
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1060. You here to buy drugs?
You don't buy drugs.
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1061. I can't even swallow pills.
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1062. We have to hide them
in his food.
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1063. We, uh, wanted to ask you
some questions.
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1064. Mickey, your turn.
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1065. Oh. Can you skip me?
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1066. We play lucky ducks,
but we play carnie rules.
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1067. Seems fun.
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1068. There's more beer and yelling
Copy !req
1069. than when kids play it
at Wonder Wharf.
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1070. Yeah, well, we're toasting
Cotton Candy Dan.
Copy !req
1071. That's why we're also gambling
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1072. and pushing each other
and punching each other.
Copy !req
1073. The first shift folks
made a nice little memorial
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1074. to put on the pier
in his old spot.
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1075. And us second shift folks
are, uh, doing this.
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1076. Uh-huh.
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1077. - Just ask him.
- I will.
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1078. But pretty soon, right?
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1079. Give me a second.
I can't just say,
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1080. "Hey, Mickey, which carnie
killed Cotton Candy Dan?"
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1081. Wait, did you say,
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1082. "Which carnie killed
Cotton Candy Dan?"
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1083. It did sound
like that, didn't it?
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1084. You come in to Carniapolis
Copy !req
1085. and accuse a carnie
of killing another carnie?
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1086. I think that's right.
Is that right?
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1087. You know, it's bad enough
Copy !req
1088. that Mr. Fischoeder
kills one of us,
Copy !req
1089. which is bad boss alert,
am I right?
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1090. - Yeah.
- But to throw it back on us?
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1091. Hey, hey, they're just kids.
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1092. Kid cops. Little kid cops.
They have those, you know?
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1093. For going into small spaces
and hiding in boxes.
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1094. Nah, I know these guys.
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1095. They're not cops.
They're little burger babies.
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1096. Maybe don't use that word.
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1097. What? "Burger"? Sorry.
Meat patties?
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1098. It's just too much.
Copy !req
1099. First Fischoeder kills
Cotton Candy Dan, now this?
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1100. I may have a tattoo
of a dagger
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1101. stabbing a heart
going up into his skull
Copy !req
1102. and it says "dead inside,"
but I have feelings, you know?
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1103. Some lucky ducks
get all the luck
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1104. Some break their backs
to make a buck
Copy !req
1105. And sure, we are a bunch
Copy !req
1106. Of shady criminal-ish
gents and ladies
Copy !req
1107. - But we did our time
- Yeah
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1108. - We paid for our crimes
- Well, most of us.
Copy !req
1109. And our misdemeanors
Copy !req
1110. Now we sell fried dough
and wieners
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1111. Even though we're
kinda sketchy gals and fellas
Copy !req
1112. Doesn't mean that Fischoeder
Copy !req
1113. - Can go and kill us
- Uh-uh!
Copy !req
1114. Working here can really be
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1115. A roller coaster
Hup!
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1116. One day you're cleaning vomit
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1117. Next you're
on a missing poster
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1118. It's such a drag
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1119. To have a boss
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1120. - Who pays you bad
- Who pays us bad
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1121. Then bumps you off
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1122. Some lucky ducks
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1123. - Get all the luck
- Oh, yes, they do
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1124. - But that's not us
- No, sir.
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1125. - Unlucky schmucks
- Sing it.
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1126. It really stinks
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1127. It really sucks
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1128. So we'll just play
our lucky ducks
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1129. Cool. Have fun with that.
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1130. Should we get going?
Copy !req
1131. Some lucky ducks
get all the luck
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1132. You've said your piece,
now listen up
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1133. To me, your life,
it seems just fine
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1134. You think that's bad?
Try being nine
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1135. The other day,
things got real crazy
Copy !req
1136. A girl at school
called me a baby
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1137. What?
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1138. Yeah.
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1139. Even though I'm small,
well, I can tell you for sure
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1140. I'm gonna be the one
Copy !req
1141. That solves
this frickin' murder
Copy !req
1142. I know you all think
Fischoeder's the one
Copy !req
1143. Who did it
Copy !req
1144. But I will find the evidence
to get him acquitted
Copy !req
1145. I'm just a kid
It's such a drag
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1146. - That's what they say
- To have a boss
Copy !req
1147. - Now run along
- Who pays you bad
Copy !req
1148. - Now go and play
- Then bumps you off
Copy !req
1149. - Some lucky ducks
- It really stinks
Copy !req
1150. - Get all the luck
- It really sucks
Copy !req
1151. - Until I show
- So we'll just play
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1152. - Them what is what
- Our lucky ducks
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1153. I'm gonna show them
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1154. All what I can do
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1155. Gonna show 'em
I'm much braver than what you
Copy !req
1156. Think that I am, even though I'm small
Copy !req
1157. No matter whatever, gonna show you all
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1158. Come on.
We don't need their help.
Copy !req
1159. Have a nice day.
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1160. See, they're not cops.
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1161. Cops don't dance around
like that.
Copy !req
1162. They dance like this.
Copy !req
1163. More like Carni-crapolis.
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1164. I liked it.
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1165. I think I'm gonna have
my next birthday party there.
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1166. Oh, good idea.
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1167. Yeah, the theme's gonna be
"disgruntled."
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1168. That's nice.
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1169. Um... Am I being paranoid,
Copy !req
1170. or is that big scary carnie
following us?
Copy !req
1171. Maybe he just remembered
Copy !req
1172. that he forgot to murder us.
Copy !req
1173. - Oh, God.
- Quick, this way.
Copy !req
1174. Dead end.
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1175. That's worse
than split ends.
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1176. Uh, Tina,
why'd you say go this way?
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1177. I didn't.
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1178. Oh, sorry.
Didn't mean to scare you.
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1179. No, no, of course not.
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1180. Just following kids
into alleys.
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1181. Everybody loves that.
Copy !req
1182. Is there something
we can do for you?
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1183. You were asking who wanted
to kill Cotton Candy Dan?
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1184. No, I mean, before.
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1185. But not anymore.
We've moved on.
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1186. I got something to tell you.
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1187. I didn't wanna say it
back there.
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1188. They don't wanna hear
what I gotta say.
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1189. We're listening.
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1190. But maybe not making
eye contact.
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1191. I was there that night,
you know?
Copy !req
1192. The last night anyone saw Dan.
Copy !req
1193. - You were?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1194. We were playing lucky ducky
on the wharf.
Copy !req
1195. And sure,
Dan and Mr. Fischoeder
Copy !req
1196. got into a big fight.
Copy !req
1197. Mr. Fischoeder started
throwing ducks at Dan's head.
Copy !req
1198. He kept yelling "duck,"
and it was confusing.
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1199. I can see that.
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1200. Anyway, after the game,
I went back
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1201. 'cause I forgot
my stress ball.
Copy !req
1202. And it's just Dan,
Mr. Fischoeder,
Copy !req
1203. and Felix Fischoeder,
Copy !req
1204. and they're yelling
at each other,
Copy !req
1205. and they're all
throwing ducks.
Copy !req
1206. Wait. Felix was at the game?
Copy !req
1207. No. He wasn't.
Copy !req
1208. Mr. Fischoeder doesn't let him
play lucky ducky
Copy !req
1209. because Felix gives
all the duckies
Copy !req
1210. different voices
and personalities
Copy !req
1211. and it makes it take a while.
Copy !req
1212. That's why it was weird
that he showed up that night.
Copy !req
1213. But nobody back there
wants to hear
Copy !req
1214. that maybe Mr. Fischoeder
didn't do it.
Copy !req
1215. Oh, my God. Of course.
Copy !req
1216. Felix Fischoeder.
It's so Felix.
Copy !req
1217. He has access
to Mr. Fischoeder's gun.
Copy !req
1218. He was fighting
with both Mr. Fischoeder
Copy !req
1219. and Cotton Candy Dan.
Copy !req
1220. And most importantly,
he has a motive.
Copy !req
1221. He has a motive
to frame his brother.
Copy !req
1222. Because he's mad
Copy !req
1223. Mr. Fischoeder doesn't like
his lucky ducky voices?
Copy !req
1224. No, because I bet you
Copy !req
1225. if Mr. Fischoeder goes
to jail, Felix gets his money.
Copy !req
1226. We gotta go to the cops.
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1227. Oh. Uh, mind if I don't go
to the cops?
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1228. I have to pick up
my dry cleaning,
Copy !req
1229. because it's dry now.
Copy !req
1230. - Yeah, no problem.
- Okay.
Copy !req
1231. Let's go,
let's go, let's go.
Copy !req
1232. Thank you, scary carnie.
Love you. Bye.
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1233. Bye.
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1234. Well,
everything fits perfectly.
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1235. What's this for?
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1236. - Olive bar.
- What?
Copy !req
1237. I thought you could have
imported olives,
Copy !req
1238. and they could go there.
Copy !req
1239. - Oh. I'm not sure...
- While you wait for a burger,
Copy !req
1240. you help yourself
to an imported olive.
Copy !req
1241. Okay.
Copy !req
1242. I got these on my way over.
You can pay me later.
Copy !req
1243. - Mm.
- Mobile Bob Burger Mobile
Copy !req
1244. is a little fancier
than restaurant Bob Burgers.
Copy !req
1245. You'll get used to it.
Copy !req
1246. Where's Linda? I feel like
she's missing all the fun
Copy !req
1247. of us setting up
this cart together.
Copy !req
1248. Ta-da!
Copy !req
1249. - What's happening?
- I get it.
Copy !req
1250. No questions from this guy.
Copy !req
1251. I'm the marketing department.
Copy !req
1252. I took Gene's burger suit,
Copy !req
1253. let out the crotch
a little bit, and bam.
Copy !req
1254. I'll push the product,
while you push the cart.
Copy !req
1255. - But the bikini.
- It's summer.
Copy !req
1256. - And sex sells, baby.
- Yeah, Bob.
Copy !req
1257. Is that sex?
A burger with a bikini on it?
Copy !req
1258. - Uh, yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
1259. Okay, let's do it.
Copy !req
1260. - Yay.
- All right.
Copy !req
1261. - I dreamt this.
- Oh. No, don't tell us.
Copy !req
1262. No, it was nice.
Copy !req
1263. Linda wasn't in it. It was
just a burger in a bikini.
Copy !req
1264. Yeah,
still don't tell us.
Copy !req
1265. I'm so happy right now.
Let's go save your restaurant!
Copy !req
1266. Sergeant Bosco.
Copy !req
1267. - Holy smokes, you scared me.
- Sorry. Sorry.
Copy !req
1268. Don't sneak up on a cop.
Copy !req
1269. That's our job.
We sneak up on you.
Copy !req
1270. Why are you here?
Copy !req
1271. We went to the police station,
where you live, I assume.
Copy !req
1272. But nobody from Homicide
would talk to us.
Copy !req
1273. So, then we went to look
for you in Robbery,
Copy !req
1274. but they said
you were on a stakeout.
Copy !req
1275. And they told you where I was?
Copy !req
1276. They said you were
at a dangerous
Copy !req
1277. biker gang headquarters,
Copy !req
1278. and we said,
"The One Eyed Snakes"?
Copy !req
1279. And they said, "Yeah,"
Copy !req
1280. and we said,
"Oh, we know those guys."
Copy !req
1281. And they were like, "What?"
Copy !req
1282. And we were like,
"Yeah, they're really nice."
Copy !req
1283. Get down, get down.
Copy !req
1284. You get down.
Gene.
Copy !req
1285. Sorry.
We are also getting down.
Copy !req
1286. What are we looking for?
Copy !req
1287. Bikers.
Copy !req
1288. Right. But, doing what?
Copy !req
1289. We got a tip that they stole
a bunch of karaoke machines,
Copy !req
1290. and I'm watching to see if
they try and move the goods.
Copy !req
1291. That doesn't seem like
their kind of crime.
Copy !req
1292. Come on, shake your body
Copy !req
1293. Baby, do the conga
Copy !req
1294. You know you can't control
yourself any longer
Copy !req
1295. - Oh, okay.
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
1296. Anyway, we're here to tell you
Copy !req
1297. that the police
have the wrong guy.
Copy !req
1298. Mr. Fischoeder didn't kill
Cotton Candy Dan.
Copy !req
1299. His brother, Felix, did.
Copy !req
1300. Wait, aren't you kids supposed
to be in that place
Copy !req
1301. with the books and
adults that tell you stuff?
Copy !req
1302. - Adult bookstore?
- No.
Copy !req
1303. - School?
- Yeah. School.
Copy !req
1304. Some of us think
we are supposed to be
Copy !req
1305. in school right now. Yes.
Copy !req
1306. Tina, the restaurant,
remember?
Copy !req
1307. If Mr. Fischoeder
goes to jail,
Copy !req
1308. the restaurant goes under.
Copy !req
1309. Down under.
Copy !req
1310. Where the didgeridoo
whatever they're gonna do.
Copy !req
1311. Get out.
Copy !req
1312. Get out of my unmarked
stakeout vehicle.
Copy !req
1313. Go catch tadpoles
or whatever kids do.
Copy !req
1314. - Go catch tadpoles?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1315. - Tadpoles?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1316. The things
that turn into frogs.
Copy !req
1317. We know what they are.
Copy !req
1318. I was pretty sure.
Not bad to clarify.
Copy !req
1319. - We're city folk.
- Oh, I see.
Copy !req
1320. - You're just Robbery.
- Mm.
Copy !req
1321. You couldn't help
even if you wanted to.
Copy !req
1322. Because it's a homicide.
Copy !req
1323. You don't know anything
about that case, do you?
Copy !req
1324. I know stuff.
I know all the stuff.
Copy !req
1325. Name one stuff.
Copy !req
1326. I know something
that's not in the papers.
Copy !req
1327. - Yeah, right.
- I do.
Copy !req
1328. They found a cufflink
in the hole, near the body.
Copy !req
1329. - Yeah?
- A very unique cufflink.
Copy !req
1330. Custom. It's a banana
wearing a graduation hat.
Copy !req
1331. - Hmm, classy.
- Carnies don't wear cufflinks.
Copy !req
1332. True. Lotta tank tops.
Copy !req
1333. I know carnies
don't wear cufflinks.
Copy !req
1334. They searched
Fischoeder's house,
Copy !req
1335. but they haven't found
the other one.
Copy !req
1336. - Huh.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1337. But I bet they didn't
search Felix's.
Copy !req
1338. We need to go to Felix's place
and look for that cufflink.
Copy !req
1339. Go, go, go.
Copy !req
1340. Hate it. Terrible plan.
Don't like it.
Copy !req
1341. Oh, good.
Looks like you're taking
Copy !req
1342. your annoying conversation
somewhere else. Bye.
Copy !req
1343. Sergeant Bosco,
you know you left the light
Copy !req
1344. on the top of your car.
Copy !req
1345. Huh? What?
Oh, damn it. Son of a...
Copy !req
1346. Argh. Okay.
At least no one saw.
Copy !req
1347. They don't know I'm here.
Copy !req
1348. Get away. Get away.
Shoo. Shoo.
Copy !req
1349. Hey, kids.
Hey, Louise.
Copy !req
1350. - Hey, Critter.
- You bothering
Copy !req
1351. - that nice policeman?
- No.
Copy !req
1352. I'm not a policeman.
What are you...
Copy !req
1353. Son of a...
Dang nab.
Copy !req
1354. Oh, my bad. You're just
a regular guy. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1355. Your badge
is on the dashboard.
Copy !req
1356. Can they see that?
Copy !req
1357. And your coffee says
"Sergeant Bosco" on it.
Copy !req
1358. All right, get away.
Copy !req
1359. Fresh hot burgers.
Sexy burgers.
Copy !req
1360. - Lin.
- What?
Copy !req
1361. You wanna eat a burger
Copy !req
1362. Does she look like
a weird streetwalker?
Copy !req
1363. Not too much.
Copy !req
1364. - How's the burger?
- It's great.
Copy !req
1365. I've never
eaten outside before.
Copy !req
1366. - Wait, what?
- Hi.
Copy !req
1367. - Are you selling burgers?
- We are.
Copy !req
1368. I'll take a cheeseburger.
Copy !req
1369. What was it?
What made you want a burger?
Copy !req
1370. I was hungry.
Copy !req
1371. - And then you saw a...
- Cart.
Copy !req
1372. And a person dressed as a...
Copy !req
1373. She's not with us. Shoo, shoo.
Copy !req
1374. Oh, Bob.
Copy !req
1375. Fresh hot burgers.
Sexy burgers. Fresh hot...
Copy !req
1376. Bob, it's Hugo.
Copy !req
1377. Hugo the health inspector?
Copy !req
1378. Oh, God. They know we don't
have a license to do this.
Copy !req
1379. Um, did you mean for me
to hear that?
Copy !req
1380. Shh! Crouch down.
Copy !req
1381. Okay, but I feel
a little weird about it.
Copy !req
1382. It's just quite a coincidence,
that's all.
Copy !req
1383. I start using chapstick,
and then, all of a sudden,
Copy !req
1384. you start using chapstick?
Copy !req
1385. Why can't you just
be flattered?
Copy !req
1386. - Oh, fine, use it.
- Oh, thank God.
Copy !req
1387. They're gonna see us.
Copy !req
1388. Let's hide in Wonder Wharf.
Teddy, let's move.
Copy !req
1389. I'm still eating my burger.
Copy !req
1390. Do I go, too?
Copy !req
1391. Yes, stay low.
Copy !req
1392. Are you coming, Ron?
Copy !req
1393. Sorry, putting on
my chapstick.
Copy !req
1394. Hmm.
Copy !req
1395. Hmm?
Copy !req
1396. Hmm.
Copy !req
1397. Treehouse. Go.
Copy !req
1398. Hmm. Hmm.
Copy !req
1399. Heaven?
Sounds like heaven.
Copy !req
1400. I think she's saying
we're number one.
Copy !req
1401. But we're
"not all there, upstairs."
Copy !req
1402. Oh, my God. I'm saying
let's go up the ladder
Copy !req
1403. and listen for Felix,
and see if he's in there.
Copy !req
1404. - Oh, that makes more sense.
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
1405. Felix Fischoeder?
Copy !req
1406. That treehouse hot tub
you ordered is here.
Copy !req
1407. Okay, he's not home.
Copy !req
1408. Oh, God.
Copy !req
1409. People, we are looking
for a banana cufflink.
Copy !req
1410. An educated banana cufflink.
Copy !req
1411. Also, we might be
in a murderer's house,
Copy !req
1412. just an FYI.
Copy !req
1413. Yep, yep. If he comes home,
you fight him.
Copy !req
1414. Uh...
Copy !req
1415. Oh. Ooh.
Copy !req
1416. Okay, uh,
do we go back out now?
Copy !req
1417. See if the coast is clear?
Copy !req
1418. Or do we stay here?
Sell these folks some burgers?
Copy !req
1419. Um, I mean...
Copy !req
1420. What? Let them throw up
our food on the rides.
Copy !req
1421. Hey, look.
Copy !req
1422. Bob Burgers is getting
a little bit of a line.
Copy !req
1423. No.
We are not Bob Burgers.
Copy !req
1424. We work here now.
Copy !req
1425. At the wharf.
Copy !req
1426. I mean, we don't.
Copy !req
1427. But, I guess we could stay
for a little bit.
Copy !req
1428. Also, we were never
Bob Burgers.
Copy !req
1429. Hello, ma'am. Sir.
Copy !req
1430. You can order anything
Copy !req
1431. from the top-third of
the front of the menu there,
Copy !req
1432. and anything from the left
side of the middle section
Copy !req
1433. on the back of the menu.
Copy !req
1434. And you are welcome
Copy !req
1435. to an imported olive
while you wait.
Copy !req
1436. Can I get the toothpick back
when you're done?
Copy !req
1437. Bob's looking at me funny.
Copy !req
1438. Never mind.
That is yours to keep.
Copy !req
1439. I don't think
it's here.
Copy !req
1440. We looked everywhere.
Copy !req
1441. It's definitely not
Copy !req
1442. in this soft,
soft cashmere sweater
Copy !req
1443. that I'm just rubbing
and rubbing.
Copy !req
1444. Or is it? Better keep looking.
Copy !req
1445. Yeah, I just got home.
Copy !req
1446. Crap, he's home.
Quick, hide.
Copy !req
1447. Are you at your house?
Copy !req
1448. We all did a terrible job.
Copy !req
1449. Gene, you're just standing
against the wall.
Copy !req
1450. Where he'd least suspect.
Copy !req
1451. Crap.
Everybody into the closet.
Copy !req
1452. I'm just going upstairs.
Copy !req
1453. Gonna get some stuff
out of the closet.
Copy !req
1454. Crap. Everybody out.
Copy !req
1455. What about there?
Copy !req
1456. Yes, quick.
Go, go, go.
Copy !req
1457. This is lovely.
Copy !req
1458. - Shh!
- All right.
Copy !req
1459. Don't look, don't look,
don't look, don't look.
Copy !req
1460. - Okay, now look.
- No.
Copy !req
1461. - Fanny. Fashion show.
- No.
Copy !req
1462. - Yes. Look.
- No, I'm sleepy.
Copy !req
1463. Is that Fanny?
I thought she was in jail.
Copy !req
1464. I guess she's out, and they're
trying to make it work.
Copy !req
1465. I mean, the chemistry's there.
Copy !req
1466. Fanny, Fanny,
Fanny, Fanny, Fanny.
Copy !req
1467. This is my travel outfit.
Look.
Copy !req
1468. - You'll love it. Look, look.
- Uh-uh.
Copy !req
1469. Come on.
Copy !req
1470. Fleeing the country
is a once in a lifetime thing.
Copy !req
1471. We deserve
to look good doing it.
Copy !req
1472. I don't wanna flee
the country. It's too far.
Copy !req
1473. Oh, wait, that's cute.
Copy !req
1474. Yay. Okay.
What are you gonna wear?
Copy !req
1475. A hat that looks like shorts,
Copy !req
1476. and shorts
that look like a hat.
Copy !req
1477. - Okay.
- It works. Trust me.
Copy !req
1478. Should we talk and pack or...
Copy !req
1479. - Bye.
- Okay.
Copy !req
1480. All right,
I'll meet you at the place.
Copy !req
1481. Fleeing the country,
fleeing the country
Copy !req
1482. Fleeing the country
Copy !req
1483. Felix and Fanny
framed Fischoeder,
Copy !req
1484. and now they're fleeing
the freaking country.
Copy !req
1485. I can't believe it.
Copy !req
1486. Mm, little stuffy in here.
Copy !req
1487. Opening these guys.
Copy !req
1488. I think we can
climb down from here.
Copy !req
1489. Tina, you go first.
Copy !req
1490. What?
Oh, God.
Copy !req
1491. Mm.
Copy !req
1492. Weird place
to put your dirty dishes.
Copy !req
1493. I mean,
he is a murderer. Maybe.
Copy !req
1494. Yeah, murderers probably leave
Copy !req
1495. their dishes
all over the place.
Copy !req
1496. Gene, try that door.
Copy !req
1497. Gene, what did you do?
Copy !req
1498. I don't know.
Copy !req
1499. This is gonna help me
with childbirth later in life.
Copy !req
1500. Thank you.
Copy !req
1501. Okay, I have some questions
about this moving balcony.
Copy !req
1502. I think it's how
he gets his meals
Copy !req
1503. and sends back his dishes.
Copy !req
1504. Oh, then I love it.
Copy !req
1505. Suitcase, suitcase,
you're gonna fly.
Copy !req
1506. Oh, my God.
He's gonna see us.
Copy !req
1507. What am I forgetting?
Have my mints.
Copy !req
1508. Packed my sleeping shorts.
Copy !req
1509. Ah, I'm good.
Copy !req
1510. My wet wipes.
Copy !req
1511. Ah, I can hire a wet wiper
when I get there.
Copy !req
1512. Oh, thank God.
Copy !req
1513. But he's gonna get away.
We gotta follow him.
Copy !req
1514. Nope. Doesn't sound right.
Copy !req
1515. Gene, back me up on this.
Copy !req
1516. You can hire a wet wiper?
Copy !req
1517. I'm okay.
Copy !req
1518. All right.
We'll follow him,
Copy !req
1519. and call the police
when we see what his plan is.
Copy !req
1520. I want
a moving dish balcony.
Copy !req
1521. Here you go. Totally normal
Wonder Wharf burger.
Copy !req
1522. We've sold a lot of food.
Copy !req
1523. Teddy, this cart is perfect.
Copy !req
1524. I mean, not perfect,
but it's great.
Copy !req
1525. No big deal.
Just helping out a friend.
Copy !req
1526. But, maybe we should
move around a little bit.
Copy !req
1527. So we don't get caught
doing this.
Copy !req
1528. We're not gonna get caught.
Bob, we fit right in.
Copy !req
1529. A family just took
a picture with me.
Copy !req
1530. No, I saw that.
Copy !req
1531. A family was surprised when
you jumped in their picture.
Copy !req
1532. A lucky family.
Copy !req
1533. Please,
can we move to be safe?
Copy !req
1534. - Oh, fine.
- Let's do it.
Copy !req
1535. We're moving locations,
people.
Copy !req
1536. - Lin, shh.
- Oh, Bob. Relax.
Copy !req
1537. Everything's going great.
Copy !req
1538. - What was that?
- Back it up. Back it up.
Copy !req
1539. It's some cotton candy,
and a picture, and a candle...
Copy !req
1540. It's a little shrine
for Cotton Candy Dan.
Copy !req
1541. - Oh, no.
- Uh, it's fine.
Copy !req
1542. I'm gonna put it
all back together over here.
Copy !req
1543. Okay, that's broken.
Oh. Oops.
Copy !req
1544. That's not gonna stand up.
Copy !req
1545. It's all right.
Nobody saw, right?
Copy !req
1546. - What the...
- Oh, boy.
Copy !req
1547. Uh-oh.
Copy !req
1548. - Oh, crap.
- Are you kidding me?
Copy !req
1549. Well, why was it
on the ground like that?
Copy !req
1550. 'Cause that was his spot.
Copy !req
1551. Okay, yeah.
That's a good reason.
Copy !req
1552. We worked really hard
on that memorial. Kinda.
Copy !req
1553. Also, who are you?
Copy !req
1554. Nobody.
Copy !req
1555. Is that guy
picking up a lead pipe?
Copy !req
1556. Oh, it's a hotdog. Still.
Copy !req
1557. We should maybe
leave the park.
Copy !req
1558. We can't get to the exit.
We'd have to get through him.
Copy !req
1559. Oh, my God.
Okay, uh, new idea.
Copy !req
1560. Linda, Teddy,
let's, uh, just run.
Copy !req
1561. Yep. Yep.
We're running.
Copy !req
1562. Excuse me. Whoopsie.
Pa-pa-pap-pap-pap.
Copy !req
1563. Why is Felix
going into Wonder Wharf
Copy !req
1564. if he wants to flee
the country?
Copy !req
1565. Is Wonder Wharf
in international waters?
Copy !req
1566. Maybe he wants to win
a goldfish real quick.
Copy !req
1567. No bikes on the pier.
Copy !req
1568. Yeah, no, we know.
Copy !req
1569. We're friends now though,
Copy !req
1570. so, it's okay, right?
Yeah, thank you.
Copy !req
1571. I know that Felix
is a murderer,
Copy !req
1572. but it's kinda sweet
that he and Fanny
Copy !req
1573. are gonna flee
the country together.
Copy !req
1574. It's a real he-fled,
she-fled situation.
Copy !req
1575. What? Tina, get your head
outta your boobs.
Copy !req
1576. Right. Right.
Copy !req
1577. Hey, Tina...
Copy !req
1578. you're not really thinking
Copy !req
1579. about Felix and Fanny,
are you?
Copy !req
1580. Fantasy Jimmy Jr.,
what are you doing here?
Copy !req
1581. You're thinking about me.
You're thinking about this.
Copy !req
1582. Boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Copy !req
1583. Holy crap.
Copy !req
1584. Phew!
I don't have time for this.
Copy !req
1585. But that question
you wanna ask me.
Copy !req
1586. You're not nervous
that I'll say no.
Copy !req
1587. You're nervous
that I'll say yes.
Copy !req
1588. And that real me
Copy !req
1589. is just never gonna be
as good as fantasy me.
Copy !req
1590. Dang it, Jimmy Jr., not now.
Copy !req
1591. - Oh, sorry.
- I'm okay.
Copy !req
1592. Tina, focus.
Copy !req
1593. Yep. Coming. Here I am.
Copy !req
1594. Ugh, we lost him. Great.
Copy !req
1595. There's the bandshell.
Copy !req
1596. See ya soon, Shelly.
We're gonna rock so hard.
Copy !req
1597. Lot of confidence here,
Copy !req
1598. despite what some robots
may say.
Copy !req
1599. - What?
- Nothing.
Copy !req
1600. Look, the golf cart.
Copy !req
1601. And he's parked
in front of the funhouse
Copy !req
1602. like a true criminal.
Copy !req
1603. Well, what's he doing
in there?
Copy !req
1604. A lovely bunch
of sailors dancing in a row
Copy !req
1605. I knew I looked good.
Copy !req
1606. Get down.
Copy !req
1607. Beep-beep, Ba-boop,
Ba-beep. Thank you.
Copy !req
1608. Hurry, hurry, hurry.
Copy !req
1609. And...
Copy !req
1610. Oh. Parked.
Copy !req
1611. The Molehill? Ugh.
Copy !req
1612. I like the Molehill.
Copy !req
1613. It's the ride they recommend
for grandparents
Copy !req
1614. and people
with heart problems.
Copy !req
1615. I go on it with Dad.
Copy !req
1616. Whee.
Copy !req
1617. What's happening in there?
Copy !req
1618. - Moles got him, probably.
- Come on.
Copy !req
1619. Stupid kickstand. Wait up.
Copy !req
1620. I don't hear anything.
Copy !req
1621. Well, it says
"do not enter," so I...
Copy !req
1622. Oh, you're going in.
Copy !req
1623. What the...
Copy !req
1624. Where the hell did he go?
Copy !req
1625. Ooh, buttons.
Copy !req
1626. You know what I like to do
with these?
Copy !req
1627. Gene, no. Jeez, good thing
you didn't push that one.
Copy !req
1628. - Mm! Hello, lover.
- No, no, no, no, no.
Copy !req
1629. Wow.
Copy !req
1630. I think we lost them.
I think we're good.
Copy !req
1631. Sheesh, you knock over
one memorial.
Copy !req
1632. Well, it was a nice thing
that they made
Copy !req
1633. for their friend
who was murdered.
Copy !req
1634. And we were pretending
that we work here,
Copy !req
1635. and I guess,
taking money from them.
Copy !req
1636. And I look like
a giant burger,
Copy !req
1637. and you know,
maybe they're hungry.
Copy !req
1638. There they are.
Oh, for Pete's sake.
Copy !req
1639. Go, go, go, go, go.
Copy !req
1640. Yep.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Copy !req
1641. I have an idea. You guys
go left at the corner.
Copy !req
1642. I'll take the cart
and go straight ahead.
Copy !req
1643. - They'll follow the cart.
- I don't think
Copy !req
1644. - that's gonna work.
- Good idea, Teddy. Thank you.
Copy !req
1645. Take care of Linda
for me.
Copy !req
1646. Turn here, turn here.
Copy !req
1647. Uh... All right.
Copy !req
1648. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Copy !req
1649. Should we chase those guys?
Copy !req
1650. - Yeah.
- Come on, come on, come on.
Copy !req
1651. Didn't work.
Copy !req
1652. What is this place?
Copy !req
1653. Did we go through
a time warp?
Copy !req
1654. I bet we quantum leapt.
Copy !req
1655. Where did Felix go?
Copy !req
1656. Also, how do we get outta here
if he tries to kill...
Copy !req
1657. Children?
Copy !req
1658. Ew, what are you doing here?
Did you hear me go pee-pee?
Copy !req
1659. Uh...
Children? Ew.
Copy !req
1660. Mr. Fischoeder.
Copy !req
1661. What are you doing
in our secret clubhouse?
Copy !req
1662. What are you doing
in your secret clubhouse?
Copy !req
1663. I thought you were in jail.
Copy !req
1664. - I posted bail.
- Jail bail.
Copy !req
1665. Yep, had to. Those beds
were bad for my back.
Copy !req
1666. How'd you get in here?
Copy !req
1667. You were running around
up there
Copy !req
1668. pressing buttons, weren't you?
Copy !req
1669. Of course, we were.
They're buttons.
Copy !req
1670. You pressed
the ouchies button?
Copy !req
1671. Weren't you worried
about ouchies?
Copy !req
1672. - Eh.
- Okay, well,
Copy !req
1673. you can leave now. Bye.
Copy !req
1674. Calvin and I have
some business things to do.
Copy !req
1675. Mm. You have
creepy face again.
Copy !req
1676. This is why I think
you should grow a beard.
Copy !req
1677. You know I can't!
Copy !req
1678. Sorry, can you give us a sec?
We just need to hug.
Copy !req
1679. - We love each other.
- Gross.
Copy !req
1680. Guys, we gotta
tell Mr. Fischoeder
Copy !req
1681. that his brother framed him,
Copy !req
1682. and then get him out of here
Copy !req
1683. before Felix does
something bad to him.
Copy !req
1684. This feels nice.
Copy !req
1685. Yeah, we should do this
more often.
Copy !req
1686. Okay, yeah, but save
the restaurant, remember?
Copy !req
1687. Great hug.
Now, Mr. Fischoeder,
Copy !req
1688. can we talk to you over here?
Copy !req
1689. I don't hug.
Copy !req
1690. Ooh, what's this thing?
Gene!
Copy !req
1691. Oh, yes, my sweet old organ.
Copy !req
1692. Your wiener?
Copy !req
1693. That is
the Orchestramarama.
Copy !req
1694. I love that.
Copy !req
1695. - Interesting. Can I, uh...
- It is interesting.
Copy !req
1696. This used to be
part of the old park.
Copy !req
1697. This place was
Copy !req
1698. the Orchestramaramatorium.
Copy !req
1699. And it was the launch point
for our underwater ride,
Copy !req
1700. Poseidon's Sea-cret,
spelled S-E-A,
Copy !req
1701. which I'm just now getting.
Copy !req
1702. Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
1703. You see, when our father
bought the pier,
Copy !req
1704. he built Wonder Wharf
on top of the old park,
Copy !req
1705. and he hid this room away.
Copy !req
1706. Sealed it up
under the Molehill.
Copy !req
1707. And ha-cha.
Copy !req
1708. Ooh.
Whoa.
Copy !req
1709. Mm,
the sea monsters win.
Copy !req
1710. Those look like dolphins.
Copy !req
1711. Well, dolphins were considered
monsters back then.
Copy !req
1712. - Mr. Fischoeder...
- Quick question.
Copy !req
1713. Yes, boy Bob child.
Copy !req
1714. Could our band borrow this
when we headline
Copy !req
1715. at the Wonder Wharf bandshell
this summer?
Copy !req
1716. I assume it's easy to move.
Copy !req
1717. Follow-up question,
don't you think
Copy !req
1718. that now that
we're borrowing this,
Copy !req
1719. we should headline
at the bandshell this summer?
Copy !req
1720. Ha! You're dreaming.
Copy !req
1721. Johnny Jazz Hands
is the headliner.
Copy !req
1722. Gene, stop getting distracted.
Copy !req
1723. Ooh, wanna see our secret
mini-cars from the '50s
Copy !req
1724. that we drive
in our secret under-pier?
Copy !req
1725. Yes.
No, we don't.
Copy !req
1726. Oh, goody.
Copy !req
1727. Okay, so this is here.
Copy !req
1728. Excellent
for storage under piers.
Copy !req
1729. Old ride parts over there.
Copy !req
1730. Carousel horses!
Copy !req
1731. Shh, I'm doing this tour.
Copy !req
1732. Carousel horses over there.
Copy !req
1733. We can get ice cream
any time we want.
Copy !req
1734. Hello. Bye.
Copy !req
1735. The stuffed animal
storage unit.
Copy !req
1736. For when you need
a little snuggle.
Copy !req
1737. Hmm, not as many in here
as I would have thought.
Copy !req
1738. Maybe you're right, Felix.
Maybe they do come to life.
Copy !req
1739. I told you.
Copy !req
1740. This was our
daycare center-slash-bar.
Copy !req
1741. Had to close it.
Copy !req
1742. Yep, kids couldn't handle
their liquor.
Copy !req
1743. Okay, now that we got that
out of our system...
Copy !req
1744. Uh, Felix, is that a stain
on the back of your outfit?
Copy !req
1745. Oh, God, no.
Copy !req
1746. Mr. Fischoeder, we have
to tell you something.
Copy !req
1747. It's about Felix.
Copy !req
1748. We think that he's...
Copy !req
1749. Ah, Grover,
Copy !req
1750. nice of you to join us.
Copy !req
1751. Will you ever not be awkward
when you come down that slide?
Copy !req
1752. Someday. Heh.
Copy !req
1753. I feel like
I'm getting better at it.
Copy !req
1754. - Mm, no.
- No, you're not.
Copy !req
1755. - Mm, Orchestramarama time.
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
1756. Oh! Kids.
Copy !req
1757. It's so great
you have kids here.
Copy !req
1758. Hi, kids. Sinkhole kids.
Copy !req
1759. Hey, uh, lawyer guy,
Copy !req
1760. you got a second
for some quick legal advice?
Copy !req
1761. - Oh.
- Sure you do.
Copy !req
1762. We're just gonna chat
about a lawsuit I'm in.
Copy !req
1763. Tina, you wanted
to talk to Felix
Copy !req
1764. - about something?
- Mm-mm, no, I didn't.
Copy !req
1765. No, no, no, no,
you should talk to him now.
Copy !req
1766. Really? 'Cause I'd love
to not do that.
Copy !req
1767. Tina, talk to Felix.
You'll be fine.
Copy !req
1768. Oh, like
you're such a treat.
Copy !req
1769. Sorry, sorry.
Copy !req
1770. Look, why don't
I give you my card
Copy !req
1771. and you can...
Copy !req
1772. Felix killed Cotton Candy Dan.
Copy !req
1773. He's framing his brother.
Copy !req
1774. What?
Copy !req
1775. No. No.
Copy !req
1776. Yes. We overheard him
planning to leave the country.
Copy !req
1777. Well, that part's true.
Copy !req
1778. They're both planning
to leave the country.
Copy !req
1779. That's why they're here.
That's why I'm here.
Copy !req
1780. They made me
bring them books on tape.
Copy !req
1781. They're mostly
coloring books on tape.
Copy !req
1782. I don't even know
how that works.
Copy !req
1783. What the hell?
They're fleeing together?
Copy !req
1784. That doesn't make any sense.
Copy !req
1785. Shall I accompany you?
Copy !req
1786. - No, thank you.
- Yes, thank you.
Copy !req
1787. - No, thank you.
- Yes, thank you.
Copy !req
1788. No, thank you.
Copy !req
1789. Ooh, I like that.
What did you just do?
Copy !req
1790. Keep doing that.
Copy !req
1791. Well, this is fun.
Copy !req
1792. Oh, um, so,
Copy !req
1793. have you heard... you...
from Fanny lately?
Copy !req
1794. Yes, we're back together-ish.
Copy !req
1795. That's good.
Is she less homicidal now?
Copy !req
1796. Yes, much less homicidal.
Thanks for asking.
Copy !req
1797. She's my little
Fanny Fanny boo-boo.
Copy !req
1798. Aw, you really love her, huh?
Copy !req
1799. More than I love
how I look in this outfit.
Copy !req
1800. Hmm. But, what if
how you feel about her,
Copy !req
1801. how you feel about love
doesn't ever match?
Copy !req
1802. How it really is?
In real life?
Copy !req
1803. Well, this got deep.
Copy !req
1804. What if no one lives up
to anyone's expectations?
Copy !req
1805. What if I'm just letting
a butt lead my heart
Copy !req
1806. down a dead-end road?
Copy !req
1807. Boy, the energy over there
seems great, doesn't it?
Copy !req
1808. Uh, stay in school.
Copy !req
1809. La-la-la, la-la-la-la
Copy !req
1810. Darn it.
Copy !req
1811. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1812. Let's play
something jazzy, shall we?
Copy !req
1813. Oh, yes, I love jazz.
Copy !req
1814. Oh, is that gonna
choke a fish?
Copy !req
1815. Look, I don't know
what the deal is with Felix,
Copy !req
1816. but you can't let them
leave the country.
Copy !req
1817. Mr. Fischoeder's innocent.
Copy !req
1818. But he said he's afraid
he can't beat the charge.
Copy !req
1819. That's why they're fleeing
to Cuba. In their submarine.
Copy !req
1820. What are you two hush-hushing
about over there?
Copy !req
1821. Yeah. We can whisper too.
Copy !req
1822. See? It's hurtful.
Copy !req
1823. We're talking about
your "submarine"
Copy !req
1824. which as your attorney
and your cousin,
Copy !req
1825. I advise you not to use.
Copy !req
1826. That thing works?
Copy !req
1827. And goes places?
Copy !req
1828. Uh, yeah. Jealous?
We tricked her out.
Copy !req
1829. We knew we'd eventually
have to flee the country
Copy !req
1830. for one reason or another.
Copy !req
1831. We're naughty little Nellies.
Copy !req
1832. This baby can even
play books on tape.
Copy !req
1833. Grover, you bring the stuff?
Copy !req
1834. - Yes.
- Oh, good.
Copy !req
1835. - Yay.
- It's all online, you know.
Copy !req
1836. How to convert a 1920s era
submarine-themed ride
Copy !req
1837. into an almost-real submarine.
Copy !req
1838. Some videos are better
than others.
Copy !req
1839. Avoid Sub Dude's,
but overall pretty simple.
Copy !req
1840. We shove off in an hour or so.
Copy !req
1841. We're just waiting
for the tide.
Copy !req
1842. That's something
submarine people say.
Copy !req
1843. And some of us
will also be able to have
Copy !req
1844. one last land poo.
Copy !req
1845. That's another submarine term,
I think.
Copy !req
1846. Yep, we'll be refueling
in a secret cove
Copy !req
1847. near Myrtle Beach by midnight.
Copy !req
1848. And picking up someone's
on-again off-again girlfriend.
Copy !req
1849. - Ugh.
- Oh, shush, she's great.
Copy !req
1850. Okay, I forbid this.
Copy !req
1851. You are going to stay
in this country,
Copy !req
1852. face trial,
prove your innocence,
Copy !req
1853. and continue to be
our landlord
Copy !req
1854. so we don't lose
our restaurant.
Copy !req
1855. Great speech, Louise.
Thank you.
Copy !req
1856. Yes. You're welcome.
Copy !req
1857. If you do decide to stay,
we should start talking
Copy !req
1858. - about your legal strategy.
- Boring.
Copy !req
1859. - And your arraignment.
- Boring-er.
Copy !req
1860. Grover, let me put this
on your head,
Copy !req
1861. so we don't have to hear you
Copy !req
1862. - talking, talking, talking.
- No, no, no, no, no.
Copy !req
1863. Yay, I did it.
Copy !req
1864. - I put a helmet on our lawyer.
- Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1865. You oughta be on an ottoman.
Copy !req
1866. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1867. No. Don't. Stop.
Don't hit my...
Copy !req
1868. Okay, nobody wants
to solve this crime,
Copy !req
1869. and everyone is awful.
Copy !req
1870. Oh, let's play that game
Copy !req
1871. where we spin you around
till you fall over.
Copy !req
1872. No, no,
I don't like that game.
Copy !req
1873. Pictures of silly rich people
Copy !req
1874. who just go to Cuba whenever
they get charged with murder.
Copy !req
1875. Stop it!
Copy !req
1876. Nobody will help us.
Nobody cares.
Copy !req
1877. And the real murderer
Copy !req
1878. will just keep living
their life and...
Copy !req
1879. Huh?
Copy !req
1880. What the...
Copy !req
1881. Grover?
Copy !req
1882. Don't like this.
Copy !req
1883. No, I don't want...
Copy !req
1884. That shape.
Copy !req
1885. Take this thing off me.
Copy !req
1886. Holy crap.
Copy !req
1887. Stop it!
Psst!
Copy !req
1888. - Tina. Psst!
- What?
Copy !req
1889. Grover. Pow-pow.
Copy !req
1890. Oh.
Copy !req
1891. I figured it out.
Copy !req
1892. I figured it out.
Copy !req
1893. You guys seem very excited
about something.
Copy !req
1894. - Is it my sweet jam?
- No.
Copy !req
1895. What?
Copy !req
1896. Why are you looking at me
like that? Like I farted?
Copy !req
1897. They're the ones being jerky.
Copy !req
1898. Oh, no reason. I forget.
Copy !req
1899. - What are you holding?
- Nothing.
Copy !req
1900. Um, candy.
Copy !req
1901. Mmm. So good.
Copy !req
1902. Now you're gagging.
Copy !req
1903. No. Mm-mm.
Copy !req
1904. Let me see.
Copy !req
1905. He really wants some candy.
Copy !req
1906. Spit it.
Copy !req
1907. What the...
Copy !req
1908. Is that a tooth?
Copy !req
1909. It's so weird looking and...
Copy !req
1910. That's, uh, candy for you
these days.
Copy !req
1911. Looks like weird old teeth.
Copy !req
1912. I see.
And you enjoy that, do you?
Copy !req
1913. Yeah, well, it does the trick.
Copy !req
1914. Whoa, you're pointing
a spear gun at us.
Copy !req
1915. Yeah, right. Whoa.
Copy !req
1916. Nobody move.
Copy !req
1917. Nobody move.
Copy !req
1918. They went this way.
They must be close, right?
Copy !req
1919. Do you see 'em?
Copy !req
1920. I can't really see anything.
Copy !req
1921. Bob,
are those the kids' bikes?
Copy !req
1922. What the...
Copy !req
1923. And that's
Mr. Fischoeder's golf cart.
Copy !req
1924. What is going on?
Copy !req
1925. I don't know.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Copy !req
1926. Oh, no, I'm slipping.
Copy !req
1927. Oh, my...
Now I'm slipping, too.
Copy !req
1928. Sorry.
Copy !req
1929. What's that sound?
Copy !req
1930. Oh, God. Hold on.
Copy !req
1931. How? Kegels.
Copy !req
1932. Huh. Well,
now I don't hear it.
Copy !req
1933. Come on. Let's go to the front
gate, and try to cut 'em off.
Copy !req
1934. Okay.
Copy !req
1935. No, Fitz. This way.
Copy !req
1936. Oh, God.
Copy !req
1937. Didn't hurt.
Copy !req
1938. Come on,
let's go find the kids.
Copy !req
1939. Okay, yeah,
you know what I'm gonna do?
Copy !req
1940. I'm just gonna get
all your phones. Come on.
Copy !req
1941. We don't have phones.
Copy !req
1942. And it hasn't been an issue
socially at all.
Copy !req
1943. Oh, really?
A teen girl without a phone?
Copy !req
1944. That's what I keep saying.
Copy !req
1945. It's just harder to justify
every year. I mean, just...
Copy !req
1946. Yeah, we don't need
to get into it. Bye, phones.
Copy !req
1947. So, you were looking
at the picture,
Copy !req
1948. and you saw
my banana cufflink,
Copy !req
1949. which I bought for myself
when I graduated law school
Copy !req
1950. 'cause no one else
got me a present.
Copy !req
1951. - Oh, boo-hoo.
- You went to law school?
Copy !req
1952. I knew he bit me,
Copy !req
1953. but I didn't know he swallowed
the damn thing.
Copy !req
1954. And you have that weird tooth
for some reason,
Copy !req
1955. and it matches my scar,
Copy !req
1956. and now everyone thinks
Copy !req
1957. I murdered him
just 'cause I did.
Copy !req
1958. Unbelievable.
You killed Cotton Candy Andy?
Copy !req
1959. - Dan.
- Cotton Candy Andy Dan?
Copy !req
1960. - It's just... Never mind.
- You framed me?
Copy !req
1961. You're a terrible
family lawyer.
Copy !req
1962. And a selfish lover, I bet.
Copy !req
1963. Well, we should probably
hit the road.
Copy !req
1964. No, we're all
gonna stay right here
Copy !req
1965. where no one's gonna
come looking for you.
Copy !req
1966. Oh, my face!
Copy !req
1967. Ha! Now you're in trouble.
Our mom and dad are here.
Copy !req
1968. Oh, my babies. Oh, my babies.
Copy !req
1969. I'm glad you're here.
Copy !req
1970. I mean, I wish you had
more police with you.
Copy !req
1971. But, uh, yeah,
also you look good, Mom.
Copy !req
1972. Thank you, Tina.
Copy !req
1973. You better not have stretched
my burger suit.
Copy !req
1974. But the bikini can stay.
Copy !req
1975. I don't know why we didn't put
that on in the first place.
Copy !req
1976. Sorry we skipped school.
Copy !req
1977. You skipped school?
Copy !req
1978. No.
Copy !req
1979. Why'd you do that?
Copy !req
1980. We were saving the restaurant
and solving a murder.
Copy !req
1981. Solving a murder is no reason
to leave school.
Copy !req
1982. Okay, Department of Education.
Copy !req
1983. Shush, shush, shush!
I'm so annoyed.
Copy !req
1984. How did you find us?
How did you even get in here?
Copy !req
1985. - We saw the kids' bikes.
- Ugh, bikes!
Copy !req
1986. And their bikes
were by some stairs.
Copy !req
1987. So, we went up,
Copy !req
1988. and we went into
the little electrical place.
Copy !req
1989. - Yay, buttons.
- Linda, no.
Copy !req
1990. Yeah, Mom.
Copy !req
1991. - No, no cheering.
- Sorry.
Copy !req
1992. Diarrhea's comin' back
Copy !req
1993. My family's under attack
Copy !req
1994. It's not so great, I do agree
Copy !req
1995. I've also got a bad wedgie
Copy !req
1996. Thought I could prove
I'm not a baby
Copy !req
1997. But now all of us need saving
Copy !req
1998. Dropped my hopes
into the ocean
Copy !req
1999. Sorry if a fish is chokin'
Copy !req
2000. Sure, a lot is happening
Copy !req
2001. But I wish
I brought my napkin thing
Copy !req
2002. It might have helped
to calm us down
Copy !req
2003. Everybody, hush.
Don't make a sound.
Copy !req
2004. But why are you doing
all this?
Copy !req
2005. Okay, good question.
I'll allow it.
Copy !req
2006. Look, I'm not that evil, no
Copy !req
2007. I'm not a bad person
Copy !req
2008. So, I killed one carnie
Copy !req
2009. Well, it's just 'cause
I'm determined
Copy !req
2010. To finally get what I think
that I'm deservin'
Copy !req
2011. And to turn it
into something worthy
Copy !req
2012. Trust me,
I'm sure you will agree
Copy !req
2013. Would you like to hear
my master plan?
Copy !req
2014. Okay, can you answer faster
'Cause I asked you
Copy !req
2015. Would you like to hear
my master plan?
Copy !req
2016. Um, yes.
Copy !req
2017. Okay, that's more like it
Copy !req
2018. I'm so glad that you asked
Copy !req
2019. You see, I'm in
the Fischoeder Family Trust,
Copy !req
2020. because I'm in the family.
Copy !req
2021. Well, barely.
Copy !req
2022. He's from the bad part
of the family.
Copy !req
2023. He means the poor part.
Copy !req
2024. They're bad
because they're poor.
Copy !req
2025. Shut it. Shut your front door.
Copy !req
2026. - Okay, okay.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
2027. I said okay.
Copy !req
2028. So, in this family trust,
you see,
Copy !req
2029. you're ineligible
to receive benefits
Copy !req
2030. if you've been convicted
of a felony.
Copy !req
2031. And every single one of them
has been.
Copy !req
2032. All except for cousin Calvin,
because he never got caught.
Copy !req
2033. - Yeah, baby.
- Shush!
Copy !req
2034. So, I frame him, and boom.
Copy !req
2035. Now, if something
unfortunate happens
Copy !req
2036. to Calvin and Felix,
Copy !req
2037. whom will they suspect?
Copy !req
2038. Not me, no, no, no.
Why would they?
Copy !req
2039. Something unfortunate
is going to happen to us?
Copy !req
2040. Uh, yes. Surprise.
Copy !req
2041. - Oh, poo.
- Wait, both of us?
Copy !req
2042. Yeah, sorry.
You were so insistent
Copy !req
2043. about going
with your brother to Cuba...
Copy !req
2044. - I bought an outfit.
- Yes, we know.
Copy !req
2045. But let's just say
your submarine
Copy !req
2046. isn't going to go to Cuba.
Copy !req
2047. Oh. Cancun?
Copy !req
2048. It won't make it out
from under the pier.
Copy !req
2049. - Oh, my.
- Oh, dear.
Copy !req
2050. Did you think that sub
was gonna make it to Cuba?
Copy !req
2051. Hmm, I think
we might have gotten
Copy !req
2052. a little too excited
about the sub idea.
Copy !req
2053. I mean,
isn't it just an old ride?
Copy !req
2054. Yes, it runs on tokens.
Copy !req
2055. But not
the best frame job, right?
Copy !req
2056. I mean,
why bury Cotton Candy Dan
Copy !req
2057. in front of our restaurant
and then wait six years?
Copy !req
2058. Huh.
Right.
Copy !req
2059. I didn't bury him
in front of your restaurant.
Copy !req
2060. And I didn't wanna wait
six years.
Copy !req
2061. Six years.
Copy !req
2062. Easy. Easy.
Copy !req
2063. Maybe we should hold off
on the questions.
Copy !req
2064. I had it all worked out.
A top-rate murder.
Copy !req
2065. I shoot Mr. Carnie
with Calvin's gun.
Copy !req
2066. I stick him in a pile of dirt,
Copy !req
2067. or whatever yucky stuff
Copy !req
2068. was near the entrance
to the wharf.
Copy !req
2069. I leave the stupid foot
sticking out,
Copy !req
2070. so someone
would be sure to see it.
Copy !req
2071. But little did I know
Copy !req
2072. that some numbskull
backhoe operator
Copy !req
2073. working for the city
was gonna scoop up that pile
Copy !req
2074. without even checking
for dead carnies.
Copy !req
2075. I come back, I've got no body.
Copy !req
2076. I didn't know
where they'd brought the dirt.
Copy !req
2077. And it's not like I could
go around asking,
Copy !req
2078. "Hey, what's the word?
Did anyone find any dead guys?
Copy !req
2079. "This tall? Kind of a biter?"
Copy !req
2080. It was a nightmare.
Copy !req
2081. But thankfully, blessedly,
Copy !req
2082. your stupid pipe burst
and saved the day.
Copy !req
2083. The skeleton was found,
frame job back on,
Copy !req
2084. and it's true what they say,
Copy !req
2085. good things happen
to good people.
Copy !req
2086. Wait a second.
Copy !req
2087. Is this all about
your silly mega-park idea?
Copy !req
2088. - Yes.
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
2089. This is about my mega-park
Copy !req
2090. My much more efficient
and profitable
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2091. Than your stupid pier
mega-park
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2092. - It'll have gift shops
- Oh.
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2093. - So many giftshops
- I love giftshops.
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2094. And so much parking
Lin!
Copy !req
2095. And I'll get
the best marketers
Copy !req
2096. To do the best marketing
Copy !req
2097. And indoor motion
simulator rides
Copy !req
2098. If you could see
my scale models
Copy !req
2099. Then you'd understand
why Cotton Candy Dan
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2100. Had to die
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2101. - It's gonna be so worth it.
- Okay.
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2102. Because business dreams
are about business.
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2103. They're not about dreams.
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2104. - That's not true.
- All right then.
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2105. I think I got it figured out
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2106. I think that this is
what I need
Copy !req
2107. You're gonna all
get in the sub
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2108. And then I'll launch you
in the sea
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2109. No, no,
I don't think that's right
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2110. No, that's right.
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2111. You won't be able to get out
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2112. The handle's broken
from inside
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2113. Then the pier will be on fire
What?
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2114. Well, you caused it,
then you died
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2115. Oh, that's so careless of us
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2116. Yeah, what they'll say
is this.
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2117. Metal wheels on metal tracks
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2118. Will cause a spark,
a little flare
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2119. Whoops, the drapes,
they catch on fire
Copy !req
2120. And it just gets worse
from there
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2121. Up it goes into the Molehill
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2122. Which now seems
to be quite full
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2123. Of cute and fluffy, very burny
Copy !req
2124. Flammable stuffed animals
Copy !req
2125. - So, they don't come to life?
- I guess not.
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2126. And then the Molehill turns
into Mole Hell.
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2127. That's what we call
Dad's back.
Copy !req
2128. - We do?
- Oh, oh-oh
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2129. I have so many problems
with this plan
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2130. Like what? People on the pier?
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2131. Gone. I'm closing early.
What else?
Copy !req
2132. You would burn
in the fire, too?
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2133. Nope. I made a fuse
out of cooking oil,
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2134. sugar and balloon string.
Copy !req
2135. All things you'd find
in an amusement pier.
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2136. It's gonna go up the stairs,
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2137. over the roof
of this stupid room.
Copy !req
2138. And arson investigators
will never suspect a thing
Copy !req
2139. My fuse and my brilliant
flammable stuffed animals idea
Copy !req
2140. gives me just enough time
to get back to the gym,
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2141. which is my alibi.
Copy !req
2142. I went there just an hour ago
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2143. I said the steam room
was too steamy
Copy !req
2144. I made a pretty damn big show
Copy !req
2145. Then I slipped out the window
And that's how I got here now
Copy !req
2146. I just sneak back in
through the window
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2147. And boom
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2148. I've been at the gym
three hours
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2149. I don't know if you have
three hour gym body. Sorry.
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2150. Yeah, it's not believable.
Copy !req
2151. No, you're too pasty.
Copy !req
2152. Also, your mega-park is
mega-dumb. And so are you.
Copy !req
2153. I want to amend
my earlier statement.
Copy !req
2154. - Here we go.
- I'm not that evil.
Copy !req
2155. But I'm feeling evil today
Copy !req
2156. Closing the park early.
Copy !req
2157. Always feels weird, huh?
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2158. Yeah, we never found
those burger people.
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2159. Well, chasing them's
the fun part, isn't it?
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2160. Hey, you wearing
that thing home?
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2161. Yeah, you know,
I have a date later.
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2162. Oh, good for you.
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2163. That was close.
That was close.
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2164. Glad we got you out of there,
little cart.
Copy !req
2165. But boy, oh, boy, did you
do good selling burgers!
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2166. I wouldn't be surprised
if Bob and Linda
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2167. use you every day from now on.
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2168. Oh, no.
No, no.
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2169. Oh! Oh!
Copy !req
2170. Okay. Okay.
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2171. That's okay.
Copy !req
2172. You rest now.
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2173. You did good.
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2174. You're a brave little cart.
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2175. You're a brave little cart.
Copy !req
2176. Get outta here.
Copy !req
2177. Not now,
little King Trashmouth.
Copy !req
2178. Get outta here.
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2179. Oh, God. Oh, God.
Copy !req
2180. Oh. What time is it?
Copy !req
2181. The hockey game's on.
Copy !req
2182. It's playoffs.
Copy !req
2183. I might go over to Pesto's
Copy !req
2184. and watch a little bit
until Bob and Linda get back.
Copy !req
2185. The cart would want me
to keep on living, right?
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2186. Yeah, yeah, you're nodding,
right? You're nodding, yeah.
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2187. That's my drink.
He's drinking my drink.
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2188. - Shh.
- You "shh."
Copy !req
2189. Ugh. Don't like that.
Copy !req
2190. Okay, in the sub.
Fischoeders first.
Copy !req
2191. And don't make this a thing.
It's been a stressful day.
Copy !req
2192. - Come on.
- No.
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2193. In you go. Mm-mm.
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2194. Grover,
I just want you to know
Copy !req
2195. that one time
when you were up at the house,
Copy !req
2196. Felix and I sat on your
sandwich. Bare-bottomed.
Copy !req
2197. And then we served it to you,
and you ate it all.
Copy !req
2198. Ugh. I knew it.
Copy !req
2199. I tasted baby powder
and I thought to myself,
Copy !req
2200. how would baby powder
get on a sandwich?
Copy !req
2201. And I was like,
did they get salt
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2202. and baby powder mixed up?
Copy !req
2203. But then I was like,
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2204. no, you know exactly
what happened.
Copy !req
2205. - They sat on your sandwich...
- What?
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2206. - ... because that's just...
- Mm. Mm.
Copy !req
2207. the kind of thing
they think is funny.
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2208. They powder their bums
like they're from the 1800s
Copy !req
2209. and they pulled down
their little pants
Copy !req
2210. and they sat
on your sandwich...
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2211. I can't.
Copy !req
2212. and I hate them.
Copy !req
2213. They're immature idiots
and I hate them.
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2214. What the...
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2215. Go, burger people. Go!
Copy !req
2216. Go, go, go. Get help.
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2217. Damn it.
Copy !req
2218. I hate this stupid
secret clubhouse.
Copy !req
2219. Ow. Where are we?
Copy !req
2220. Get in the clam.
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2221. Uh, okay.
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2222. Okay, okay.
Copy !req
2223. Dad, Dad, Dad.
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2224. - Yep. Yep. Yep.
- Go, Bob.
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2225. He's coming.
No, I know.
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2226. - Oh, boy.
- Yep.
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2227. Where the hell are we going?
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2228. I don't know, Bob. Just get us
away from that lawyer.
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2229. How do we get out
of this place? It's a maze.
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2230. Is there, like,
an exit sign somewhere?
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2231. Ahh! Oh, funhouse mirror.
Ha-ha.
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2232. Oh, Bobby. Go, go, go.
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2233. Uh, yeah,
I don't wanna pile on,
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2234. but go, Dad.
Please, very much.
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2235. Does anyone
wanna talk about
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2236. that I'm actually doing
really well,
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2237. considering that I've never
driven down here before
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2238. in this weird under-pier,
whatever this is?
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2239. Ugh. Okay, you're
doing really, really well.
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2240. Everyone compliment
your father.
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2241. Um, I think you're
handsome for your age,
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2242. which is what, 65...
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2243. - Oh, my God!
- He's ramming us!
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2244. Hey, cut it out!
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2245. Ahh!
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2246. No, no, no.
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2247. No, no, no.
Why? Why?
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2248. Did we lose him?
Did we lose him?
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2249. I don't know.
Maybe. Kinda.
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2250. I think we lost him.
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2251. Yay, Dad.
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2252. Yeah, but I'm just
gonna say it,
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2253. this is one of
our worst road trips.
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2254. Eh... I mean, it's up there.
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2255. Oh, Bob, what if
you bust through there,
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2256. and we jump down
onto the beach?
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2257. What?
Great idea.
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2258. - I see no problems.
- Oh, God. Okay.
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2259. I hate this. I hate this.
I hate this. I hate this.
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2260. I hate this. I hate this.
I hate this. I hate this.
Copy !req
2261. Oh, crap. Oh, God!
Hold on!
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2262. Oh, that was terrible.
Oh, I didn't like that.
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2263. We really lost him
this time, right?
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2264. He jumped too.
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2265. Man, that was our thing.
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2266. Drive, Dad, drive.
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2267. I'm going as fast as I can go.
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2268. Would it be faster
to get out and walk?
Copy !req
2269. - Bob, take the ramp.
- Uh-huh. Yep.
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2270. No, no, no, no.
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2271. Ha-ha!
Copy !req
2272. What was that?
What happened?
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2273. Uh, I think
he shot out our tire.
Copy !req
2274. Do we have a spare?
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2275. - What?
- I don't know.
Copy !req
2276. Well, he only had one arrow.
That's good, right?
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2277. Yeah, but maybe
we keep driving anyway,
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2278. if we can.
Copy !req
2279. If you call this driving.
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2280. Sorry, signs.
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2281. Hey, this is our street.
Copy !req
2282. Is he back there? Kids?
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2283. I can't tell.
Everyone, be less moist.
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2284. There's our giant hole.
That's how we know we're home.
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2285. Uh, all right.
If he's not back there,
Copy !req
2286. maybe we jump out, go inside,
and call the police.
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2287. I just got comfortable,
but okay.
Copy !req
2288. - Oh, come on, it's stuck?
- Oh, no.
Copy !req
2289. It must've got crunched when
we jumped on to the beach.
Copy !req
2290. All right. I'm hoping
one of these is reverse.
Copy !req
2291. It'll be the one
that makes us go backwards.
Copy !req
2292. Thanks.
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2293. Oh, God.
Copy !req
2294. It's him.
The brakes, Bob, the brakes.
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2295. I'm stepping on the brakes.
Copy !req
2296. He's gonna
push us into the hole.
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2297. Crime hole.
Gene.
Copy !req
2298. Oh, God. Kids, hold on.
Copy !req
2299. Oh, no, no, no.
Copy !req
2300. Everybody okay?
Copy !req
2301. Yeah.
Copy !req
2302. Someone must have seen that.
Copy !req
2303. He shoots, he scores.
Copy !req
2304. Yay! Oh, whoops.
Copy !req
2305. - Oh, no.
- What's happening?
Copy !req
2306. He's burying us.
Copy !req
2307. We gotta get out of here
right now.
Copy !req
2308. Open!
Open! Open! Open! Open!
Copy !req
2309. Come on, clam,
let us out of you!
Copy !req
2310. Okay, I'm gonna try
and break the windshield.
Copy !req
2311. Everybody, move back.
Copy !req
2312. How are we supposed
to move back?
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2313. I don't know.
Copy !req
2314. Okay, now pound for real.
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2315. I am pounding for real.
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2316. It won't break.
It's thick glass.
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2317. I'm gonna try and use my legs.
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2318. I can't get my legs up.
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2319. It's fine.
You're just a bulldozer.
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2320. A lobster bulldozer
pushing some dirt into a hole.
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2321. Not onto a family.
No, far from it.
Copy !req
2322. Just fixing the street
like a helpful little lobster.
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2323. Oh, my God.
We're being buried alive
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2324. in a hole
in front of our restaurant.
Copy !req
2325. This is my nightmare.
We're living my nightmare.
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2326. Phones. We can use our phones.
Where are they?
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2327. Grover took our phones.
Copy !req
2328. Holy crap. Oh, God.
Copy !req
2329. Kids, hold my hands.
Copy !req
2330. Where are your hands?
Where are your hands?
Copy !req
2331. And put that memory in a place
you don't think about.
Copy !req
2332. Now, let's get back
to the wharf,
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2333. launch my cousins
into the sea,
Copy !req
2334. and we're back on track, baby.
Copy !req
2335. Okay, I gotta think.
I don't wanna breathe
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2336. - all of our oxygen.
- Oh!
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2337. Yeah,
not to scare anybody,
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2338. but, um,
don't breathe too much.
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2339. I'm gonna
stop breathing.
Copy !req
2340. You kids breathe my air.
Copy !req
2341. No, Lin, just...
Oh, God.
Copy !req
2342. That's hard.
How long was that?
Copy !req
2343. Like, five minutes.
Copy !req
2344. I think I could breathe
less if it wasn't so dark.
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2345. I have something that
will make people breathe less.
Copy !req
2346. - Oh, Gene.
- I'm sorry, it's a fear fart.
Copy !req
2347. Oh! I have
my Kuchi Kopi night light.
Copy !req
2348. Ah! No.
Copy !req
2349. Ah. No.
Copy !req
2350. Ugh! Stay on, Kuchi.
It's your one job!
Copy !req
2351. This is like
the worst rave.
Copy !req
2352. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Bye.
Copy !req
2353. Well, he's officially
my least favorite cousin.
Copy !req
2354. - What about Baxter?
- He's dead.
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2355. Yeah, but he's still
the worst.
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2356. That's true.
Copy !req
2357. Okey dokey.
Submarine launch, check.
Copy !req
2358. All right. Fuse.
Copy !req
2359. So glad I made a to-do list.
Copy !req
2360. Damn it.
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2361. Oh, good.
Copy !req
2362. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
2363. Yep.
Copy !req
2364. I'm doin' it
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2365. I'm doin' it
I'm doin' it
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2366. I can't break it.
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2367. This is all my fault.
Copy !req
2368. Well, don't everybody
speak at once.
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2369. No, honey, it's not
your fault. That much.
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2370. It is though.
Copy !req
2371. I wanted to track down
the killer
Copy !req
2372. and save the restaurant
and prove...
Copy !req
2373. prove I wasn't a baby.
Copy !req
2374. Oh! Now you come on.
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2375. Oh, my baby. I mean, sorry.
Copy !req
2376. No, stupid Chloe Barbash
was right. I am a baby.
Copy !req
2377. I was too scared
to go in the hole,
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2378. I was too scared to open
the secret nipple door.
Copy !req
2379. Tina had to do it for me,
Copy !req
2380. and I wear
these frickin' ears.
Copy !req
2381. I mean, if you're brave,
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2382. you don't have to prove
you're brave.
Copy !req
2383. You just are brave.
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2384. What?
Louise, you're brave.
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2385. You're one of
the bravest people I know.
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2386. It's not true.
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2387. Also, you don't know
that many people.
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2388. Hmm.
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2389. I've never been brave.
Come on, the ears?
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2390. The only reason I got these
in the first place
Copy !req
2391. was because I was scared.
Copy !req
2392. What?
What do you mean?
Copy !req
2393. You know.
You gave them to me
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2394. 'cause I was scared about
the first day of preschool.
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2395. That's not how it happened.
Copy !req
2396. I mean, you were nervous,
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2397. and we had this idea
to make you the hat.
Copy !req
2398. Your mother made it.
Copy !req
2399. It's sort of in honor
of my mom,
Copy !req
2400. your grandmother.
Copy !req
2401. She used to wear this
brightly-colored winter hat.
Copy !req
2402. Even in warm weather.
It was a little weird.
Copy !req
2403. But it was kinda cute,
I guess.
Copy !req
2404. She always said it was
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2405. 'cause she didn't feel
like doing her hair.
Copy !req
2406. I think she just liked it.
Copy !req
2407. And I had extra material,
so, uh, rabbit ears.
Copy !req
2408. But I made them after
your first day at preschool.
Copy !req
2409. To celebrate.
Because you were so brave.
Copy !req
2410. Really? I was?
Yeah.
Copy !req
2411. Do you not remember it
that way?
Copy !req
2412. No.
Copy !req
2413. Yeah,
you didn't need them.
Copy !req
2414. You were plenty brave,
with no hat at all.
Copy !req
2415. We were so proud of you.
Copy !req
2416. - You slapped a kid.
- I did?
Copy !req
2417. Yeah. Probably for
a good reason, let's say.
Copy !req
2418. You remind me
of my mom, Louise.
Copy !req
2419. And with the hat,
Copy !req
2420. it's kinda like
you two have met.
Copy !req
2421. I keep forgetting
that you never did.
Copy !req
2422. I wore that bucket
on my head for a while.
Copy !req
2423. Any fun stories about that?
Copy !req
2424. No, I don't remember any.
We were concerned.
Copy !req
2425. Well, thanks.
Copy !req
2426. For the hat and stuff.
Copy !req
2427. Yep. Glad we could
clear that up,
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2428. since we're dying.
Copy !req
2429. I mean, since
we're just hanging out,
Copy !req
2430. alive, under the ground.
Copy !req
2431. I'm gonna push on the window
with my head.
Copy !req
2432. Ow!
Copy !req
2433. This is not working.
Copy !req
2434. That's it then.
We're goners.
Copy !req
2435. Wait,
no, don't you give up.
Copy !req
2436. I'm tired, Bob.
Copy !req
2437. No, you never give up.
Copy !req
2438. I give up. And then you say,
"don't give up."
Copy !req
2439. And I say, "okay,"
Copy !req
2440. and then we do that
over and over,
Copy !req
2441. and now that I'm saying it
out loud,
Copy !req
2442. that can't be fun for you.
Copy !req
2443. Oh, God, do you want
a divorce before we die?
Copy !req
2444. I don't deserve you.
Copy !req
2445. Nah,
I can stick it out.
Copy !req
2446. Listen to me, I'm gonna
do for you what you do for me.
Copy !req
2447. I am not giving up.
We are gonna get outta here.
Copy !req
2448. I am gonna Linda this.
Copy !req
2449. - Whoa!
- Dad, are you Fonzie?
Copy !req
2450. Yeah, you made
the little koko puffs go on.
Copy !req
2451. Kuchi Kopi.
Copy !req
2452. - Koochi Koochi?
- No.
Copy !req
2453. Well, the light's helpful,
Copy !req
2454. because we are gonna
get out of here.
Copy !req
2455. How?
Copy !req
2456. In a really cool way
that's gonna come to us.
Copy !req
2457. I mean, we're in a car,
kind of.
Copy !req
2458. What if we drive?
Copy !req
2459. Where? Down?
Copy !req
2460. Like, to China?
Copy !req
2461. I like it. I like it.
Copy !req
2462. Not to China.
Copy !req
2463. - But no bad ideas.
- I mean...
Copy !req
2464. Oh. Down.
Copy !req
2465. - What if we do drive down?
- What?
Copy !req
2466. We're on top
of the water main.
Copy !req
2467. The new section of pipe
is plastic. We lost a tire.
Copy !req
2468. Maybe metal grinding
against plastic. Metal wins?
Copy !req
2469. Grinding like sexy dancing?
Copy !req
2470. - What's that?
- Never mind. Go on.
Copy !req
2471. So the wheel breaks the pipe,
Copy !req
2472. and the water
gets us out somehow?
Copy !req
2473. Or it could do
the other thing water does.
Copy !req
2474. Hot Tub Time Machine?
Copy !req
2475. No. Drown us.
Copy !req
2476. Oh, well,
I never saw the movie, so...
Copy !req
2477. I think
this is our only chance.
Copy !req
2478. I'm turning it on.
Copy !req
2479. Oh, Bobby, kids,
Copy !req
2480. I want you all to know
how much I love you.
Copy !req
2481. I love you too, Mom.
Copy !req
2482. I love all you mama-jamas.
Copy !req
2483. I love all of you, too.
Copy !req
2484. We don't have to, like,
do any kind of order,
Copy !req
2485. why even bring that up?
Copy !req
2486. Okay, I'm worried
the "I love yous"
Copy !req
2487. are the kind of thing you say
when we're gonna die,
Copy !req
2488. and we are not gonna die!
Copy !req
2489. Bob! Linda! Are you up there?
Copy !req
2490. Oh, looks like they started
filling in your hole.
Copy !req
2491. Not well, at all.
Copy !req
2492. Jeesh, they just kind of
shoved some dirt in there...
Copy !req
2493. What the...
Copy !req
2494. It worked.
Yes.
Copy !req
2495. Oh, my sweet babies.
Copy !req
2496. So glad we're not dead.
Copy !req
2497. - I'm happy.
- I'm thrilled.
Copy !req
2498. You guys, the Fischoeders,
in the submarine,
Copy !req
2499. with the wharf
falling on them.
Copy !req
2500. What do we do? What do we do?
Copy !req
2501. It's still stuck.
Copy !req
2502. Teddy!
Copy !req
2503. Teddy, help us outta here.
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2504. The thing won't open.
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2505. Did you guys get a new car?
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2506. I've never seen this before.
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2507. Have I seen this before?
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2508. Teddy, we need you to help us
open this. The thing is stuck.
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2509. - This thing is stuck.
- It's stuck.
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2510. Argh! I can't open it.
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2511. - What'd he say?
- I do not know.
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2512. So, bad news,
the burger cart fell apart.
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2513. It was just too beautiful
for this world.
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2514. Nothing.
No idea what he's saying.
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2515. Oh!
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2516. Well, Teddy left.
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2517. Long story.
I'll tell you later.
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2518. Olive bar!
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2519. - What did he say?
- Olive bar.
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2520. Yah!
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2521. Yes.
Yes.
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2522. Wham-bam, goodbye, clam.
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2523. Thank you, Teddy.
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2524. - Olive bar!
- Yeah, yeah. No, I know.
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2525. Dad, you have a pee spot.
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2526. That's not a pee spot.
It's from water.
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2527. See? All the water?
But thanks, Tina.
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2528. It's right where
a pee spot would be.
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2529. And no other parts are wet.
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2530. Um, okay.
So, Teddy, call the police.
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2531. Kids, stay here.
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2532. Uh, Linda, stay with the kids.
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2533. I'm gonna run down
to the wharf,
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2534. and try and help the
Fischoeders not get killed.
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2535. Um, good plan.
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2536. Wait, why are you
following me?
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2537. - We're not.
- Okay, but you are.
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2538. No, we're not. Bye, Bob.
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2539. Yeah, and maybe
mind your own business, Dad?
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2540. Hello? Is this the police?
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2541. I'd like to report a thing.
A thing happened.
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2542. You need more than that?
Hold on.
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2543. My good friend,
Linda's gonna talk to you.
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2544. She's married
to my best friend. Hello?
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2545. Climbing through the window.
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2546. Hmm? Hmm? Oh.
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2547. Come on,
someone moved the thing?
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2548. I do have three-hour gym body.
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2549. Grover Fischoeder wants
to destroy the whole pier?
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2550. Yeah,
to build a mega-park.
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2551. With gift shops.
Oh, gift shops.
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2552. I know,
but not worth it, right?
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2553. Yeah, no.
Right, right, right.
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2554. Where's the fuse?
Where's the fuse?
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2555. - Where's the fuse?
- There!
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2556. Oh, my God. All right.
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2557. Give me your night light
for a sec.
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2558. I'm gonna see
if I can climb down.
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2559. I didn't even know
I was still holding it.
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2560. I guess I need a night light
everywhere I go. That's great.
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2561. - Louise.
- It's fine, it's fine.
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2562. - Don't mess him up.
- Oh.
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2563. That is terrifying.
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2564. Yeah, you'd think
it would be comforting.
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2565. Everybody,
please get out of here.
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2566. Bob, don't do it.
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2567. I don't want you
to catch on fire.
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2568. I don't think you'd like it.
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2569. Just get away from the wharf.
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2570. Don't worry. I'll be fine.
I can make it.
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2571. Okay, you're too positive
right now.
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2572. Maybe take it down a notch?
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2573. Big jump!
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2574. Ow.
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2575. Look at him go.
I mean, kind of.
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2576. He's not used
to this much physical...
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2577. Um, Dad, go faster.
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2578. Do you need your
workout mix? If you had one?
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2579. No, I'm good. Thank you.
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2580. Dad! Dad, get off the track.
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2581. I'm gonna ride the ride down.
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2582. Louise!
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2583. Not the best time
for going on rides.
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2584. Louise, no.
It's too dangerous.
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2585. Dad, you're not
gonna make it in time.
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2586. But the track goes
right past the fuse.
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2587. I'm gonna grab it
when I go by.
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2588. No, I'm gonna make it.
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2589. I'm starting to get good
at this. Oh!
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2590. - Oh, boy.
- Oh.
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2591. Oh, my God.
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2592. Come on, Mole.
Don't be so slow.
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2593. Still faster than you, Dad,
though. No offense.
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2594. Yeah, but there's
a wicked turn coming up.
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2595. There it is.
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2596. Oh, Louise, be careful.
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2597. Don't get decapitated
and then burned up.
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2598. I won't. Whoa!
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2599. Dad, you look like
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2600. you're about to climb
right in front of me?
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2601. Nope, I'm gonna leap across
really quickly.
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2602. Oh, God. Not that quickly.
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2603. Get off the track!
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2604. Oh, it's getting close
to the animals.
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2605. Okay, got it.
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2606. If you miss,
we won't have a second chance.
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2607. I know. Very helpful info.
Thank you.
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2608. You might have been right
about your way being faster.
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2609. I mean, just a lot of beams.
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2610. This place
is over-engineered, I think.
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2611. I'm excited to talk about this
with you later.
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2612. Come on, little arms.
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2613. - Oh, no.
- Oh, God.
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2614. Did you get it?
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2615. Or are we all dead?
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2616. - Yes.
- Yeah!
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2617. I did it? I did it!
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2618. I'm brave!
I'm brave!
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2619. You sure are, honey.
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2620. I am brave!
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2621. And super humble!
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2622. Hey, Dad!
Good work to both of you.
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2623. Thank you. Thank you.
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2624. I'm gonna miss that pier.
And being alive.
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2625. - And you, my friend.
- Aw.
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2626. - Got ya.
- Ow!
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2627. You owe me a thousand dollars.
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2628. Let's play for two. Switch.
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2629. I'm gonna miss you too, pal.
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2630. I've always looked up to...
Got ya.
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2631. Poop it.
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2632. - Play for three? Got ya.
- Ow!
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2633. I hope you suffocate first.
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2634. That's interesting.
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2635. I wonder if that's a giant
squid trying to mate with us.
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2636. Well, it could do a lot worse.
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2637. We're gonna live, la, la, la
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2638. We're gonna live, la, la, la
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2639. We're gonna live, la, la, la
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2640. We're gonna live, la, la, la
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2641. Aw, they're singing.
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2642. Ooh, uh, Teddy, can I borrow
your phone real quick?
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2643. Uh, here.
Yeah, sure.
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2644. Are you ordering takeout?
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2645. Can we get traditional
Thai street food
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2646. from that new place?
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2647. No, I'm not ordering takeout.
Sorry.
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2648. Oh, boo.
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2649. Yeah, a lot of people
think of Robbery
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2650. as kind of the coolest
division, you know?
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2651. Where the cool cops work.
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2652. I don't know if that's true.
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2653. But, uh, you know,
lot of people think it.
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2654. Hello.
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2655. Bye, front desk person.
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2656. You were here when I came in
three hours ago, weren't you?
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2657. I remember your, uh, shirt.
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2658. You probably remember me too,
right? This face?
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2659. You're not looking up.
There you go.
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2660. You remember this ugly mug,
right? You have earbuds in.
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2661. Did you hear anything I said?
Oh, you did.
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2662. Good. Anyway,
this is Grover Fischoeder
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2663. saying good night.
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2664. Hi, there.
First on the scene. No biggie.
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2665. I beat you.
And you.
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2666. I beat you too.
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2667. Crap.
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2668. Oh, boy.
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2669. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
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2670. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
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2671. How're you feeling, buddy?
You nervous?
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2672. Oh, no. It just feels
like my insides
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2673. are fighting to get out
of my bottom hole.
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2674. Hey, listen,
you're gonna be great.
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2675. Uh-huh. Or we're gonna be bad
and insides out on stage.
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2676. You know, I heard you guys
practicing in the basement
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2677. when I was cleaning up
last night.
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2678. - You did?
- Yeah.
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2679. And you sounded great.
Parts were great.
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2680. And your music,
it makes you happy,
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2681. - right?
- Yeah.
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2682. Well, it's gonna make
other people happy, too.
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2683. So maybe you should be
un-stop-timistic about it.
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2684. - Mom says that.
- Yeah.
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2685. - So, you're stealing.
- I say it now, too.
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2686. Also, she's helping Tina
with her wig,
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2687. so I have to try and say
what she would say.
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2688. Take her material.
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2689. Yes.
Come here.
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2690. Thanks, Dad!
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2691. Just have fun up there.
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2692. That's such
a shorter pep talk.
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2693. Let me hear you say...
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2694. Let me hear you say...
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2695. Yeah
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2696. Twist it, twirl it, cook it, bake it
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2697. Do your thing
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2698. You say...
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2699. Yeah, shake those
little burger buns
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2700. - Okay. Got it!
- Good!
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2701. Here is a check for
all the money we owe you.
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2702. - For this month.
- Yeah, for this month.
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2703. Thanks to
our very grateful landlord.
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2704. I still think
he's not grateful enough.
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2705. That's true. He could be
even more grateful.
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2706. But still, signing it.
This doesn't look right.
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2707. Is that my signature?
Uh, let's just say yes.
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2708. So there, we did it, Mr. Bank.
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2709. Please don't call me Mr. Bank.
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2710. - Sorry.
- People aren't usually
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2711. so cocky when they make
their very late loan payments.
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2712. Well, get used to it.
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2713. - One more.
- Ow.
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2714. Hey, Tina.
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2715. Oh, hey, Jimmy Jr.
Happy last day of school.
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2716. Thanks. You too.
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2717. So, I was doing parkour
down on the beach with Zeke,
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2718. we're really good
at parkouring,
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2719. or I'm really good
at parkouring.
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2720. Anyway, I found this.
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2721. It made me think of you.
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2722. Maybe because you have
the same kind of barrette.
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2723. Do you want it?
It smells like seaweed.
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2724. - Jimmy Jr.?
- Yeah?
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2725. There's something
I wanted to ask you.
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2726. Something
summer boyfriend-related.
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2727. But then I thought maybe
it was a stupid question
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2728. for anyone to ask anyone ever.
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2729. And my heart was an idiot...
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2730. - Oh.
- Rolling, rolling.
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2731. I'm doing parkour off the
locker, Jay-Ju. You see me?
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2732. It looked
a little awkward, Zeke.
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2733. I'm working on it! Yow-za!
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2734. You fell off the wall.
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2735. Yeah, what am I
looking at here?
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2736. Parkour!
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2737. Uh, what were you saying?
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2738. Oh, I was saying, I thought
my heart was an idiot.
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2739. But then you found
my barrette-clace.
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2740. And now it kinda
makes me think
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2741. maybe there's only no romance
in the world
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2742. if you believe there's
no romance in the world.
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2743. And who wants to believe that?
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2744. Uh...
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2745. Now, I don't know
why I got so hung up
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2746. on the question
I was gonna ask anyway.
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2747. Mostly, I just really
wanna do this.
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2748. - Whoa.
- Yeah.
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2749. You're not gonna do it.
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2750. I'm gonna do it.
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2751. You think because you, like,
saved the wharf
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2752. or something,
you're all brave now?
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2753. Yeah. On three.
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2754. One, two, three.
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2755. Your hat fell off.
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2756. Hmm? Oh, yeah.
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2757. Louise, reminding you
that you have detention today
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2758. because you skipped school.
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2759. Oh, my God,
your ears fell off!
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2760. Okay. It's okay.
What do we do? What do we do?
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2761. It's fine.
It's not a big deal.
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2762. Emergency counsel session?
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2763. I can get puppets here
so fast.
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2764. Ms. Labonz,
will you go to my office
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2765. and get Security Blanket Hank
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2766. - and, oh, just get them all.
- No.
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2767. Mr. Frond, I'm good.
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2768. - Oh, really?
- MS. She's good.
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2769. - Okay. I'm so proud of you.
- Don't say
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2770. - "you're so proud of me."
- Yep.
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2771. Is everybody ready
to do this again?
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2772. Yeah.
Sure, Father.
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2773. I mean, it seems
like you're making us.
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2774. Teddy did a good job.
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2775. Kind of. Right?
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2776. Aw, banner.
I love banners.
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2777. Are we dead set
on "Burgers"?
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2778. I mean, is it too late
to change that?
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2779. Oh, yeah.
We could do wraps.
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2780. Or soup.
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2781. Mm.
Mm, soup.
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2782. Bob's Soup and Wraps
has a certain sound to it.
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2783. Oh, my God.
Everyone, back inside,
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2784. back inside. Never mind.
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2785. Thank you, Wonder Wharf!
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2786. What a journey!
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2787. Yeah! All right!
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2788. Finally. Now, we can bring out
Johnny Jazz Hands.
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2789. Oh, goody.
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2790. JIMMY JR.: Uh, Tina, it's
a little crowded, isn't it?
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2791. No, it's fine. Shh, shh.
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2792. JIMMY JR.: Okay.
It's just that I...
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