The Bob's Burgers Movie (2022)

1. Well, that's the first time

2. an exterminator said he's gonna pray for us.

3. That's okay, right? That's not a bad sign.

4. - No. - Whatcha doin', Gene?

5. I'm making an instrument out of spoons,

6. and a napkin holder, and dreams, and magic.

7. Obviously, Tina.

8. How's the burger, Bob?

9. It's okay. I put an egg on it.

10. Why is Dad making a burger at 8:00 a.m.?

11. Is he on British time?

12. He's making it to bring to Mr. Dowling at the bank.

13. We have a meeting this morning

14. and we're gonna ask for an extension

15. on our loan payment.

16. Oh, fun.

17. And we really, really need to get that extension.

18. All the restaurant equipment is wrapped up in that loan.

19. So, you're giving him a burger?

20. Well, I mean, we can't give him money, Tina.

21. - 'Cause we don't have any? - Pretty much.

22. How about you play him some of this?

23. What, to scare him?

24. No. To enchant him.

25. Bob, you know I love this "bring him a burger" idea,

26. but isn't it a little early to be making it?

27. I mean, our appointment isn't for a while.

28. This is a practice burger.

29. Why are you whispering?

30. I don't want it to hear and feel bad.

31. Okay.

32. Wait, I'm a what?

33. Mmm, that feels nice.

34. I know. I know.

35. Don't rub my sesame seeds off.

36. I won't. Don't worry.

37. - They're a cute couple. - Eh, I give 'em a year.

38. I'm gonna make another practice burger.

39. And I'm gonna try not to think too much

40. about how much is riding on today.

41. Maybe I should put two eggs on it.

42. Hey! This could be your burger of the day!

43. You can call it your, "Keep Your Sunny Side Up

44. "and Your Cloudy Side Down,

45. "Stay Positive, Bobby,

46. "Things Are Gonna Be Okay Burger."

47. - Right? - It's a little long.

48. How about "Mr. Greasy"?

49. Well, better get going.

50. Only one more week of school and then I'm Summer Tina.

51. And big things are comin' for Summer Tina.

52. Big things like that heat rash you get sometimes?

53. Bigger.

54. Summer Louise might be

55. making some moves that are pretty big, too.

56. Maybe. I don't know.

57. Don't worry about it, all right?

58. Fine. Sorry.

59. Summer Gene's gonna be topless 24/7

60. and doin' a lot of this.

61. - Oh, great. - Bye, my babies.

62. Watch out for the messed up sidewalk!

63. Thank you!

64. Every day we come downstairs

65. Unlock the door

66. And turn the sign to open

67. Open

68. Is another day I give myself a little diarrhea

69. From the worry and the stressin'

70. And the hopin'

71. - But I won't think about - But you shouldn't think about

72. Those fears now

73. Mr. Dowling at the bank is gonna say, "Oh, wow"

74. When he tastes our burgers, tastes our fries

75. He'll probably give us a high-five

76. Extend our loan, throw us a bone

77. And tell us we are

78. - In the zone - Yeah!

79. - Send us on our merry way - Mm-hmm.

80. Hey, have yourselves a pleasant day

81. We'll come back here, we'll go berserk

82. We'll hug and kiss

83. And get to work

84. Oh, Bobby, I like what I'm hearin'

85. Diarrhea's fine, but no sense fearin'

86. - I mean. - Uh!

87. When you have that just un-stop-timistic spirit

88. It's gonna be the sunny side up

89. Summer of our lives

90. Ooh

91. Every time I see him

92. Oh, my heart, it does a crazy little dance

93. Something like, eh, eh, eh.

94. Looks good.

95. And I want for him to kiss me

96. And then walk away so I can see

97. What's shakin' in the backside of his pants

98. Poop?

99. I think that this is real, what I feel

100. And if he could feel it too Well then that would be ideal

101. So I wanna make this thing legit

102. - I'm gonna put a ring on it - Ooh.

103. But not a ring 'cause that's cray-cray

104. I mean, we're only in eighth grade

105. I'll do the thing eighth graders do

106. When you like-like me and I like-like you

107. Put something special on a chain

108. And give it to him and explain

109. I'd like for you to be my summer boyfriend

110. You'll say yes and then to seal it

111. Shake your rear end

112. And it's gonna be the sunny side up

113. Summer of my life

114. Each and every day I want to sing

115. I want to play

116. Play this napkiny thing, I made it

117. And it's gonna revolutionize American pop music

118. Each and every day

119. I just think I'm pretty great

120. Yep, that's right No big deal

121. I'm not hiding what I feel

122. About some things On my mind

123. And if they're holding me behind

124. Keeping me feeling small

125. Though they actually make me tall

126. Hope they don't hear me talkin' about them

127. Don't know what I am without them

128. - But this summer I might see - But this summer we might see

129. - Just who I turn out to be - Just what we turned out to be

130. And it's gonna be the sunny side up

131. Summer of our lives

132. Guess we're gonna go for it Feels kinda scary, I'll admit

133. It will be great, it's gonna work

134. We'll hug and kiss and go berserk

135. I'll take a chance, don't second guess

136. We're doing great if he just answers yes

137. - No. - Huh?

138. - I'm sorry. Extension denied. - Huh?

139. You have seven days to make your payment

140. or we'll repossess your restaurant equipment.

141. Seven days?

142. Possess our equipment? Like, haunt it?

143. I brought you a burger.

144. Oh, no thanks.

145. - I'm trying to eat less meat. - Oh, my God.

146. I'm going to close out the file.

147. And, uh, your faces are making me

148. sad,

149. so if you could go?

150. Oh, my face?

151. And can you take the, um... hmm?

152. There's fries in there. You want the fries?

153. Typing till you're gone. Typing till you're gone.

154. And that is the breakthrough we've been looking for.

155. It hurts my teeth somehow. Also who's "we"?

156. The band! Our underappreciated but highly influential band,

157. the Itty Bitty Ditty Committee?

158. That we're in with my sisters.

159. And recorder bad boy, Peter Pescadero.

160. - Oh, right. We were in a band. - And we went with that name?

161. Yes! And we were just waiting to discover our sound,

162. and I'm sure you agree that I've found it.

163. I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna get ya! Come on.

164. JIMMY JR.: Zeke. Ow.

165. - Too hard! Aah! - Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!

166. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna walk

167. right over there and I'm gonna do it.

168. I'm not gonna do it.

169. I am gonna do it. Here I go.

170. Nope. Going back over here. Can't do it.

171. - Yes, I can. Yes, I can. - Zeke. Ow! Zeke. Ow!

172. Ow, Zeke. My penis area!

173. Nope. Not the right time. Stand down, soldier.

174. Ready? Go!

175. Louise! Come do a dead man's drop.

176. Ooh, that's over there and I'm over here.

177. - But thank you. - She's scared.

178. No. I'm not.

179. I mean, I'm scared of how comfortable I am. Over here.

180. She's afraid her hat will fall off.

181. You're afraid my hat will fall off.

182. So gotcha!

183. Good one. I mean, kinda.

184. I don't know why she still wears that thing.

185. It's like she's five.

186. Oh, boy.

187. Baby.

188. What'd you say? Did you just use the B-word?

189. Uh, I'm pretty sure she said, "lady."

190. I heard "rabies."

191. I'll show you rabies.

192. Easy. Easy.

193. What's going on over here? A little conflict?

194. Stupid bank. Sunny side up.

195. More like crappy side up.

196. It's gonna be okay, Bob. Bob?

197. Do you think he remembers I ordered a burger?

198. Um...

199. Yeah.

200. Your sidewalk's getting worse.

201. - Uh-huh. - I saw someone trip.

202. Hey, how are you guys gonna celebrate

203. getting that loan extension?

204. Should I get some T-shirts made? I'd wear one.

205. We didn't get the extension, Teddy.

206. What? But you made a burger!

207. - He's eating less meat, Teddy! - Okay! Jeez.

208. He's eating less meat.

209. Bob, calm down.

210. Seven days. We can do this.

211. All we have to do is sell enough burgers

212. in seven days to pay the bank, which is...

213. A lot.

214. Eh, well, that's not that much, right? We can do it.

215. Hey, there's gonna be more business

216. down at the Wonder Wharf

217. 'cause of the Octa-wharfiversary!

218. Oh, yeah, the Octa-wharfiversary.

219. More foot traffic.

220. Uh, yeah. That's true.

221. And feet have mouths.

222. Mouths that we could put burgers in. Right, Bob?

223. Yeah. Feet have mouths.

224. Feet mouths.

225. There he is. See?

226. Doesn't it feel good to be a little hopeful?

227. Instead of being scary and shouty.

228. And making people feel nervous to ask about their order.

229. Yeah, it does a little bit.

230. It's gonna be the sunny side up

231. Come on!

232. Summer of our lives

233. La-la-la-la-la-la-la

234. La-la-la-la-la-la-la

235. La-la-la-la-la-la-la...

236. Huh? Oh! Oh! Oh!

237. Oh, my God.

238. It's not so bad.

239. Especially if you're into huge sinkholes.

240. I mean, you can't get in the door.

241. Customers need that, usually,

242. to be able to get into the restaurant.

243. Oh, hey, Mr. Dowling.

244. Don't worry about this at all. We're doing great!

245. Seven days!

246. He's shaking his head, but that's probably

247. just 'cause he's got a bug on his face.

248. Look out!

249. Landlord coming through!

250. Wealthy landlord coming through.

251. That's a big hole, Bob.

252. - What'd you do? - What?

253. I agree. This is in no way

254. caused by old and leaky outflow pipes

255. that the landlord of this property

256. should have replaced years ago.

257. Good point, sir.

258. Is this important?

259. Because,

260. Calvin, we were right in the middle of flyering

261. for Wonder Wharf and champumping.

262. How long do you think this'll take

263. to fill in, Mr. Fischoeder?

264. Well, let's see, what year is it now?

265. - Oh, my God. - He's kidding.

266. - You're kidding, right? - Yes. Let's say yes.

267. I'm putting you in charge of this, Felix.

268. You're my ne'er-do-well brother

269. who no one believes in,

270. but maybe filling holes is your thing.

271. And you just need a chance to shine.

272. Grover, I'm delegating this to you,

273. since you're our something.

274. - Lawyer. And cousin. - Right. Ugh.

275. Anyway, the city will take care of this.

276. - Probably done soon-ish? - Or sooner!

277. See, Bob? Our hole's getting filled.

278. - If I had a nickel... - Gene.

279. Shall we champump our way out of here?

280. Finish passing out these flyers?

281. I'm exhausted.

282. "Eighty years of cheap thrills and almost no decapitations."

283. Wow, that's such a low amount.

284. I know. Can you believe it?

285. She's lasted 80 years

286. without getting sued out of existence

287. or collapsing into the sea.

288. That's what we say about Dad.

289. - Louise. - My dad left all this to me,

290. the pier, all these buildings.

291. I still can't tell if it was a joke.

292. Should've been me.

293. Oh, well, that would've been funny.

294. Ha, true.

295. This says you're gonna have live music

296. at the "newly half renovated bandshell."

297. Yes. We've got that accordion group,

298. Accordinary People. Everybody loves them.

299. We've got Johnny Jazz Hands.

300. He does something with his hands

301. - that I don't want to spoil. - Thank you.

302. And our band, the Itty Bitty Ditty Committee!

303. Ha! Oh. You're serious. I'm gonna step away from you.

304. All right, fellas. Let's not be here anymore.

305. Bye, burger people. See you when the rent's due.

306. Put it in my mouth.

307. - Rent. - Oh, rent.

308. Mr. Fischoeder. We need your help!

309. Mm... Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

310. - No, yeah, yeah. - Oh, my.

311. The bank's being kinda cranky about our business loan.

312. So, can we not pay you rent for a little bit?

313. So we can pay the bank?

314. You want to not pay me rent?

315. Am I understanding your ridiculous question?

316. Just for this month.

317. Mm-mm, mm-mm. Mm.

318. Mm-mm. Mm.

319. I agree with Felix.

320. Well, I am of two minds, and by that, I mean, drunk.

321. - So, I'm going to say maybe. - Hmm.

322. Oh, hush. Drive on!

323. We're driving on the sidewalk

324. - Ha! - Why "Ha"?

325. 'Cause we don't have to pay rent.

326. That'll help us with the bank.

327. He said, "maybe."

328. Yeah, but he winked when he said it.

329. He's only got one eye.

330. How do you know it wasn't a blink?

331. I can tell.

332. - Hi, Jimmy Jr. - Hi, Tina.

333. This is cool. It's so deep.

334. It's like at any moment

335. the Earth can just swallow us up.

336. Yeah...

337. 'Cause it loves us so much.

338. Mr. Belcher, do you have a backup restaurant,

339. in case the Earth gets this one?

340. Um, no. Oh.

341. Louise, get away from the hole.

342. Get away from the hole. Please!

343. All right, I'm going upstairs to go to the bathroom,

344. and they said we won't be able to flush

345. while they're fixing the water pipe,

346. so, last one to go,

347. I hope you had your shots,

348. 'cause it's gonna get intense in there.

349. I wanna go first. Or at least not last.

350. I wanna go last. I wanna be the cherry on top!

351. Stop staring at that hole, Hole and Oates. Come to bed!

352. - No one came in today. - I know.

353. And now we have six days

354. - to pay the bank. - Yep.

355. And Mr. Fischoeder

356. didn't call us back about the rent.

357. We still don't know what kind of "maybe" that was.

358. Ninety percent of "maybes" are yeses.

359. Definitely not true.

360. We've said "maybe" to being in Teddy's book club

361. so many times.

362. Well, they fixed the pipe, that's good, right?

363. And it's a pretty blue plastic.

364. - So modern. We're hip now. - Hmm.

365. Hey, Mr. Mopey,

366. what was that thing you told me your mother used to say?

367. I don't know. "Something stinks in here"?

368. No. It was like, "Hope and grit

369. "keeps you out of the you-know-what."

370. Oh, yeah. She did say that.

371. I think she thought that was very edgy.

372. - Well, it's true, too. - Mm.

373. Come on. Come to bed.

374. Tomorrow, the hole will get all filled up,

375. and we'll sell a million burgers.

376. And you'll be able to make facial expressions again, huh?

377. - Mm. - Happy.

378. - Mm. - Hopeful.

379. - Mm. - Kissy lips.

380. Stop, please.

381. - Closed eyes, piggy nose! - Lin.

382. - "I love Linda!" - Mm.

383. Aw, I love you too, Bobby! Okay, bed!

384. Kids, lights out soon, okay?

385. We're good parents.

386. Tina rode Jericho down the beach,

387. Jimmy Jr. Rode his horse, Vericho.

388. Vericho... S'vane. From Spain...

389. Too slow.

390. I'm running. I'm running. I'm running.

391. If you want to catch us

392. you'll have to take off those bulky jeans, uh,

393. to be more aerodynamic.

394. Oh, you're doing it already. Great!

395. You're right. I'm faster when I'm just wearing underwear.

396. They galloped along the endless sand,

397. side by side.

398. This is a perfect day.

399. All my favorite stuff in one place.

400. You, my main horse, Jericho.

401. If only there were... Oh, there they are.

402. Hi, sexy zombies.

403. Hi, Tina!

404. Damn. Oh. Hey, I have something for you.

405. Oh, yeah? Is that what I think it is?

406. My barrette-clace.

407. It's a combination of barrette and necklace.

408. Cool.

409. Gosh, I'm so nervous.

410. I shouldn't be nervous in my own fantasy.

411. This is a fantasy?

412. Don't worry about that. Forget I said anything.

413. Uh, I was wondering why I was so good

414. - at horsetop riding. - Horseback.

415. - What? - Nothing.

416. Wait, let's stop. Let's stop.

417. Whoa, whoa, Jericho.

418. I hate stopping.

419. So, why are you nervous in your own fantasy?

420. Is it because you're having some doubts about real me,

421. Summer Boyfriend-wise?

422. Doubts, what?

423. I'm sensing some doubts.

424. Hey, how about you have a fantasy

425. and you can ask a lot of questions in that, huh?

426. Don't ruin this, Fantasy Jimmy Jr.

427. You're ruining it.

428. You're making me say these things.

429. I am not. Did you lose your jeans

430. or your mind? Right?

431. - Okay, take it easy. Ow! - Ahh!

432. - You take it easy, okay? - Tina, calm down.

433. What's happening? What's happening, right now?

434. This is fun. We're having fun on the friggin' beach.

435. Son of a butt!

436. Mm-mm-mm! That sounds good.

437. Dad's been using this restaurant stuff all wrong.

438. Bibbity-bibbity-bibbity-bam!

439. Bibbity-bibbity-bam!

440. Thank you!

441. We are the Itty Bitty Ditty Committee!

442. Yeah!

443. Hey, Ken! You made it!

444. I thought you were at a conference in Houston.

445. Okay, I'll talk to you later.

446. Do you guys wanna hear one more song?

447. What the...

448. - Stop. - What?

449. - Stop playing. - Why?

450. We can hear you from our planet

451. and it makes our teeth hurt.

452. You have teeth? Yeah, I think so.

453. How about you go get some different instruments

454. and maybe figure out if music is,

455. I don't know, your thing?

456. But everyone loves us.

457. No, they were being nice.

458. - See? They left. - Oh.

459. So, this is getting awkward.

460. Look, I'm not saying we'll destroy your planet,

461. but it's not, like, off the table,

462. if you play one more note on that thing.

463. - Um... - Bye.

464. So, thank you for coming.

465. I know you all have busy schedules.

466. Dodomeki, Bakaneko, Okoro Kamui,

467. unlicensed Burobu plushie,

468. Kuchi Kopi, melted Kuchi...

469. - We are happy to be here. - Kiss ass.

470. - What's that? - You heard me.

471. Fellas, please. I've got a situation.

472. At school. Chloe Barbash called me a baby.

473. What do we do? Ideas. Go.

474. Shoot her out of a cannon? Uh, karate chop her in half?

475. Find a shark and throw it at her?

476. These are just off the top of my head.

477. I don't know if anyone else is going to jump in?

478. Okay, we have cannon, karate, shark. What else?

479. Why did she call you a baby?

480. It was the dead man's drop thing.

481. I didn't wanna do it.

482. I was worried all my loose change would fall out.

483. Okay.

484. All right, fine. It's also because of my hat. My ears.

485. I don't know if you guys have noticed,

486. but I, like, wear them a lot.

487. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, now that you mention it.

488. Some people think,

489. Chloe thinks that I'm scared to not wear them.

490. - Which is crazy. - Totally.

491. And why's she dropping

492. these B-bombs on me like it's nothing?

493. It's offensive. To, you know, babies.

494. I mean, you are talking to your toys right now.

495. Is this a bad time to bring that up?

496. Uh, you're collectibles.

497. Damaged collectibles, some of you,

498. who are lucky to still be in the mix.

499. Yep. Right, yep. Got it.

500. How are these baby-ish?

501. I mean, yeah, I've had them since preschool,

502. and sure, I was thinking about

503. maybe not wearing them anymore...

504. Wait, back up.

505. Did you say you've had them since preschool?

506. Yes. You don't know the story?

507. - Is it long? - Shush! Tell us.

508. My parents gave me these,

509. because it was the first day of preschool

510. and I guess I was scared or something,

511. and my mom made them, and they gave them to me

512. so I would be brave.

513. So, what I'm hearing is your head

514. has not grown since preschool.

515. Hey, some people's heads just start out

516. the perfect size and stay that way, okay?

517. Guys, we're supposed to be coming up with ideas here.

518. How do I step to Chloe,

519. get my rep back, and just generally bring it?

520. Oh, oh, oh! Melted night light idea light bulb.

521. Just say it.

522. You go in the hole.

523. The hole in front of the restaurant?

524. Yeah, yeah! Get video. Get it on tape.

525. You down in that scary hole.

526. - Doing your thing. - Interesting.

527. You know what they say,

528. babies come out of holes, they don't go into them.

529. - Do they say that? - They do. All the time.

530. - I've never heard it. - Anyway,

531. there's your dead man's drop, Louise.

532. You drop into the abyss.

533. That sounded cool. Admit it.

534. Your breath's not cool.

535. Oh, please. I brushed.

536. So, I'm supposed to videotape you

537. climbing down into the hole

538. so you can show kids at school?

539. Yeah. 'Cause babies don't go into holes,

540. they come out of them.

541. Okay, you have to stop saying that.

542. And what am I supposed to do again?

543. You say, "Louise, don't go down there. It's dangerous."

544. And then, when I go anyway, you gasp.

545. Like this?

546. No, do it better.

547. - Can I say, "Honey, no"? - No.

548. How about, "What?"

549. Just the line and then the gasp is great. Thank you.

550. All those in favor of doing this tomorrow morning?

551. Gene, I see your hand's almost up.

552. No! Mom and Dad would try and stop me. It has to be now.

553. - Roll tape. - Okay.

554. Uh...

555. It's not that scary.

556. You're just all in your head right now.

557. Get out of your head.

558. Big girl, pajama pants. Come on!

559. Louise, don't go down there.

560. It's dangerous!

561. Louise, don't go down there. It's dangerous!

562. Louise, don't go down there. It's dangerous!

563. I think we got it. That last one was good.

564. I can't.

565. Oh, not what I was expecting.

566. Yeah, well, let's just forget I even brought it up...

567. Louise, are you okay?

568. Yes!

569. Did you mean to wave your arms

570. all over the place while falling into the hole?

571. 'Cause if so, you nailed it.

572. Yes, it all went great.

573. Can you toss me the light?

574. - Here. - Ow.

575. Did you say, "ow" 'cause you caught it?

576. Great! Argh!

577. So, is that a wrap?

578. Yep. Yeah, I think we're good.

579. Wanna go ahead and help me out?

580. I'll grab the rope and try to climb up and you guys pull.

581. - With our arms? - Okay.

582. Tell us when.

583. Okay, yeah, just trying to...

584. Stupid mud, I hate you.

585. Stay on, frickin' light.

586. Okay, pull.

587. Ugh. Hold on. My foot's stuck.

588. My foot's stuck. That's not at all terrifying.

589. Everything's gonna be fine.

590. What the...

591. So, how's our girl?

592. Now it's a crime scene. Great, great, great, great.

593. That's the spirit, Dad!

594. Oh, my baby. My sweet baby.

595. Enough, Mom! I'm okay.

596. Take it easy with the baby stuff.

597. Sorry, sorry. Oh, come here.

598. - My baby. - Mom!

599. I know someone's dead

600. and their bones fell on your face.

601. In my mouth! In my mouth!

602. Let's just be clear. I tasted death.

603. I'm sorry you tasted death, Louise, but this is bad.

604. I don't think they fill in crime holes very quickly.

605. - Crime hole. - Gene.

606. Oh, yeah, they're really slow.

607. Oh, hey, Sergeant Bosco.

608. Yeah, they brush the dirt away with tiny little tools.

609. And their lunch break takes forever,

610. 'cause they use tiny forks.

611. I'm kidding about the forks thing,

612. but yeah, it's gonna take a while.

613. Aw, nuts.

614. You know, they found a bullet lodged in the ribs.

615. And I don't think he fell on it,

616. if you know what I mean.

617. So, it's in front of your restaurant, did you do it?

618. What? No!

619. Okay, easy. Just checking.

620. - You sure? - Yes, I'm sure.

621. I don't know. One time I saw him crumple a receipt

622. in a way that made me uncomfortable.

623. - So much rage! - Gene.

624. - Crime hole! - Crime hole!

625. - Tina. - Sorry.

626. Well, I'm gonna split.

627. Back to Robbery Division, which is just

628. as good as Homicide, maybe better.

629. Everyone says that.

630. Sometimes Homicide begs for help from us Robbery guys.

631. Hey! Get out of here! Get out of here, go!

632. All right, kids, you gotta get out of here, too.

633. Go to school and don't go in any more holes, you hear me?

634. And stay away from crevices.

635. Oh, my sweet baby. Come here, come here!

636. Mom!

637. You love me. And you love me.

638. And you love me. And you love me.

639. Time for us to get married.

640. I do! I do! I do!

641. What are you looking at there? A fun rock?

642. Louise, that's evidence!

643. You should have given that to the police!

644. What? Tooth-ifer? No, no, no. This is mine. I earned it.

645. When you go into a hole...

646. - Accidently fall into a hole. - A-bup-bup!

647. Gracefully tumble in while screaming?

648. Go into a hole,

649. you get to keep whatever lands in your mouth. That's a rule.

650. That's true under the bleachers, too!

651. Plus, look at it.

652. Isn't it the weirdest shaped tooth you've ever seen?

653. Okay, maybe not too close.

654. You can't handle the tooth!

655. It was in my mouth, Tina!

656. It's just, I think it's, like,

657. against the law for you to have that.

658. Don't worry. It's just a souvenir.

659. I'll keep it to myself.

660. Check it, people.

661. A dead man's tooth.

662. And she's showing the whole school.

663. I went down to the sinkhole at night,

664. found a skeleton, this tooth fell in my mouth.

665. Did somebody say that's badass?

666. Like the ultimate dead man's drop?

667. I mean, I guess, maybe, I don't know.

668. It was very dramatic,

669. - and we got it all on tape. - Oh!

670. But we gotta get it transferred to a format

671. that anyone else in the world has.

672. I think my dad has that kinda player.

673. This just looks like that kind.

674. Questions?

675. Oh, my God, Eli put his retainer

676. on a chain and gave it to you?

677. So romantic.

678. Yeah, we're gonna be summer boyfriend-girlfriend.

679. Wait, but doesn't he, like, need it?

680. What are you, a doctor?

681. I don't know. Where's your pager?

682. Hmm, maybe this is a good time to bring this baby out.

683. Cafeteria, pretty magical setting.

684. Just gotta untangle it a little bit,

685. and then it's time for that special moment.

686. JIMMY JR.: Hey, Zeke, throw a chicken nugget in my mouth.

687. Okay.

688. Ow. Throw it again.

689. Ow. Throw it again.

690. God, he's still trying to catch

691. that chicken nugget in his mouth.

692. His whole eighth grade year.

693. - Ow. Throw it again. - Should we just not do this?

694. No, I wanna be able to say

695. I caught a chicken nugget in my mouth.

696. More than anything.

697. Otherwise, this has all been a waste.

698. I see your point. We'll get you there.

699. Maybe now's not right. He's got a lot going on.

700. But still excited about this. Whoo-hoo.

701. And that's why I'm starting my foundation, Sinkhole Kids.

702. It's to help kids who've been in sinkholes.

703. It changes you. Some people can't handle it.

704. Fourth graders, why are you not sitting down?

705. Or are you sitting?

706. It's hard to tell. You're all so small.

707. - Hey! - Oh, Louise,

708. I have been meaning to ask you,

709. where'd you get your hat?

710. I want to get one like that for my niece.

711. She's three and she loves bunnies.

712. Back off, Labonz.

713. What? I'm trying to cheer her up.

714. Potty training's not going well.

715. It's nasty.

716. Oh, hello, Louise.

717. Did you have a nice, nutritious meal?

718. Stupid Chloe Barbash, laughing. I'll laugh at her.

719. She's not gonna laugh at me.

720. - What? - Nothing.

721. Okay, uh, call me back. Thank you. Bye.

722. So, how many times is it okay

723. to call your landlord and leave a message?

724. Depends. Does he like-like you?

725. I still can't believe we were livin'

726. above a dead body this whole time.

727. I couldn't even tell.

728. I wonder who the skeleton was.

729. George Washington?

730. I can't think of any other dead people.

731. Well, whoever it was, they were murdered to death,

732. then buried to death by a murderer-burier.

733. And a Scorpio, probably.

734. I'm gonna call him one more time.

735. Easy, Bob, easy.

736. Lin, we have to pay the bank.

737. You shout that a lot now.

738. We only have four days left.

739. There's no way we can pay rent

740. and come up with the bank's money.

741. We haven't sold any burgers.

742. Teddy's had a lot of burgers.

743. Right. We haven't sold any burgers

744. to someone besides Teddy.

745. Oh, my God. Look it. They're talking about our hole.

746. The skeleton discovered

747. earlier this morning under Ocean Avenue

748. has been identified

749. as missing Wonder Wharf employee, Daniel DeAngelo,

750. widely known to park customers as Cotton Candy Dan.

751. Cotton Candy Dan?

752. Is that the guy who sold corndogs?

753. Mom, shush.

754. Police sources tell Channel Six news

755. that a suspect is being taken into custody tonight.

756. A-ha! There you go. They have a suspect.

757. Now they'll un-crime scene our hole and fill it in.

758. And Mr. Fischoeder will call us back too,

759. and he'll tell us we can slide on the rent,

760. and we'll be on easy street.

761. If easy street had a big hole in it, huh?

762. Maybe you're right.

763. Sorry. Sorry, I was freaking out.

764. Sorry, everybody.

765. Something's just come in. This is breaking news.

766. Wonder Wharf owner, Calvin Fischoeder,

767. has been arrested

768. and charged with the murder

769. of Cotton Candy Dan.

770. - What the... - Oh, my God.

771. Okay, that's not good.

772. We now go live to police headquarters.

773. Mr. Fischoeder, do you have

774. any comments for us at this time?

775. I haven't killed any carnies.

776. There. I think that clears everything up.

777. I refer all further questions

778. to my personal attorney

779. and personal cousin, Grover Fischoeder.

780. My client is innocent and we're gonna prove it.

781. Yeah, sure, a bullet from my brother's gun

782. - was found in the guy's body. - Uh...

783. And sure, a lot of people heard him yelling,

784. "I'm going to kill you, carnie,

785. "and I'm going to bury your body

786. "where no one can find it." Sure.

787. - Uh... Yeah. - But who among us

788. hasn't said those exact words

789. while gambling with carnies on a stormy night, huh?

790. Uh, no one. We've all said those words.

791. Maybe we'll be his one phone call?

792. Oh, the weather.

793. Hey, Wharfiversary stuff's still going on.

794. I heard they're doing half-priced rides

795. and free popcorn.

796. Yeah, kinda busy out there.

797. Hmm, people do not seem to mind going to a park

798. owned by a murderer.

799. If only we could get to the people.

800. Why can't restaurants move around, you know?

801. - Just hop over the hole. - Huh.

802. Why can't buildings have little legs?

803. That'd be cute. Yeah.

804. Or motors, and wheels?

805. That's cars.

806. Oh, yeah. That's cars.

807. Oh, God.

808. Oh, no.

809. - Oh, boy. - Is Dad okay?

810. Oh, no.

811. - Oh, no, no, no. - Um...

812. Dad, I don't wanna stop your flow,

813. but can you pass the pilaf?

814. - Oh, God. - That's butter.

815. You know what? Butter's better.

816. Oh, no.

817. How you doin' there, big guy?

818. I don't know.

819. I mean, I held it together

820. in front of the kids during dinner,

821. but I'm really worried.

822. Oh, yeah? I couldn't tell.

823. It's just our landlord's gonna go to prison.

824. The bank's gonna call in our loan,

825. and then they'll take our restaurant stuff,

826. and we will live in a box on the street.

827. This is what's gonna happen.

828. Oh, Bob, I need you. The kids need you.

829. What do you mean? You and the kids need me

830. to not go out of business.

831. No. Going out of business down there is not as bad

832. as going out of business in there.

833. My soft pec?

834. No, your heart.

835. Look, I know you're Droopy Bob right now.

836. But you know who else is in there? Dreamy Bob.

837. The guy who wanted to open a restaurant

838. in the first place,

839. slap his name on it,

840. make cuckoo crazy burgers with wild ingredients.

841. A new one every day.

842. I did not say "cuckoo crazy" burgers.

843. I would not say that.

844. You know what I mean. Super funky burgers.

845. Well, no matter what I said,

846. I think that maybe Dreamy Bob is dumb

847. and Droopy Bob just kinda sees things the way they are.

848. You know what you gotta do to Droopy Bob?

849. Um, what?

850. You gotta punch him in the nuts, like this.

851. - Ow! - Sorry, sorry, sorry.

852. But you know what I'm saying. It's like a metaphor.

853. - Like this. - Ow!

854. Stop! It's not a metaphor if you actually do it.

855. Yes, it is.

856. I'm going to sleep. Good night.

857. And, hey, who knows,

858. maybe Mr. Fischoeder is innocent.

859. He gets out, we put that wink in the bank.

860. I don't know if he's innocent, but he is going to prison.

861. Well, at least the other prisoners

862. will like his eyepatch.

863. That's a good look for prison.

864. You know, conversation starter.

865. Bye, kids. Have fun at school.

866. Gene, I hope we do okay on that math homework.

867. I was really wingin' it. Four.

868. I hope so too. Good guess.

869. All right. Emergency kid meeting.

870. What? Now? Here?

871. Yeah, we gotta talk.

872. Outdoor, before school, emergency kid meeting?

873. Is this about whatever's going on

874. with Tina's bangs right now?

875. I've been wanting to fix them all morning.

876. - Wait, what? - No, listen.

877. I heard Mom and Dad talking last night.

878. The restaurant is in big trouble.

879. - Boy trouble? Girl trouble? - All the trouble.

880. Mr. Fischoeder can't go to prison.

881. If he does, Mom and Dad won't be able

882. to pay the bank, and then that's it.

883. No more restaurant.

884. And what are we gonna do with Mom and Dad after school

885. if there's no more restaurant?

886. - Huh. - Sign them up for sports?

887. But the good news is,

888. I think Mr. Fischoeder is innocent.

889. Innocent? But what about how guilty he is?

890. Well, why was he so relaxed about that hole?

891. If you had buried a guy in that exact spot,

892. wouldn't you be a little more anxious to fill it in?

893. Or at least go sneak that sucker out of there

894. and stick them somewhere else?

895. Like how you re-hide your journal every night?

896. No, I don't.

897. So, here's the plan.

898. We need to skip school...

899. - No. - Yes.

900. We need to gather evidence, talk to witnesses.

901. We need to start now.

902. But, Louise, if you don't think

903. Mr. Fischoeder did it, who did?

904. Here's what I'm thinking.

905. This was actually a beef between two carnies.

906. - Beef con carnie. - Mm-hmm.

907. You get your hands on Fischoeder's gun,

908. you settle your score with Cotton Candy Dan,

909. you just got away with murder.

910. So, what do we do with that theory?

911. Turn it into a graphic novel.

912. No, we go talk to our old pal Mickey.

913. He's a carnie now.

914. He probably knows all the carnie gossip.

915. And I brought all the gear we'll need.

916. Snacks, gum, night light.

917. Oh, snacks. I'm in.

918. - Night light? - Yeah. In case it gets dark.

919. I thought we were doing this during school time.

920. I don't know why I mentioned the light.

921. Let's just get our bikes, shall we?

922. Fine. I did forget to do a bunch of homework.

923. Great. So, we have to get past the back door

924. without Mom and Dad seeing us.

925. Stay low, follow my lead. Try to look like alley trash.

926. Or raccoon poop.

927. We did that really well.

928. All right. Save Mr. Fischoeder,

929. save the restaurant, solve a murder.

930. On three. One, two, three.

931. Save Mr. Fischoeder,

932. save the restaurant, solve a murder.

933. And prove we're not babies, and Chloe Barbash is dumb.

934. Okay, let's move.

935. This is how Law and Order should start. Every time.

936. Hi, we're looking for Mickey.

937. - Mickey? - Yeah. Mickey.

938. Brown hair, used to rob banks, nice guy. Works here now.

939. No, I know Mickey. He owes me three seventy-five.

940. - Dollars? - And seventy-five.

941. - Cents? - Yeah, cents.

942. Where is he working today? Scream-I-cane?

943. Ah, he's off till second shift.

944. Do you know where he lives?

945. We could probably remind him about the three seventy-five?

946. He lives in Carniapolis.

947. Most of the carnies live in Carniapolis.

948. That makes sense.

949. Where is Carniapolis?

950. Hang a left at the old dog food building.

951. But don't go there.

952. - Don't go there? - The dog food building?

953. Yeah, down past the stadium.

954. You'll smell it, then go left. But seriously, don't go there.

955. Uh, is there a reason you keep saying, "Don't go there"?

956. - Because you shouldn't. - Okey dokey.

957. Just wanted to clarify, but, um, why should we...

958. Hi, is the park open?

959. No, I'm just here 'cause I'm trapped inside this booth.

960. Yes, we're open. All rides half off today.

961. The only crime would be

962. to not take advantage of these prices.

963. Okay, new sign. I think this is the one.

964. - "We have a 'hole' new look." - Mm.

965. "Come on in through the alley.

966. "It's not weird. Love, Linda and Bob."

967. I guess that's professional.

968. "P.S., alley smells like pee, restaurant is fine."

969. Oh, Bob. Dirt.

970. - Dirt? - Dirt.

971. I'm getting up.

972. Oh, dirt. They're gonna fill in the hole.

973. Yeah. Look at them.

974. Uh...

975. - Where are they going? - They are leaving.

976. And they're leaving the dirt?

977. They are leaving the dirt.

978. Do we put it in ourselves, or...

979. They probably have someone else coming.

980. - A dirt installer? - Mm.

981. It's nice. It's like a little mountain.

982. I don't like it. I think it should be in the hole.

983. - Mm. - Bob. Linda. Come. Come see.

984. Uh...

985. I call it the Mobile Bob Burger Mobile.

986. So, you can sell burgers in the street.

987. You could go anywhere. Hot street meat.

988. It's my grill from home, but I upgraded the wheels,

989. and I put these bars on it so you can move it.

990. - Oh, wow. Uh-huh. - It's got a cooler for drinks.

991. - Got a little umbrella here. - Ah!

992. You got a place to keep buns and toppings.

993. I figure, you grill, Linda serves,

994. and I'll push it around for you.

995. So, I'll be there the whole time with you guys,

996. keeping the banter going,

997. being part of each other's lives.

998. You know, laughing, loving, learning.

999. Teddy, Teddy, Teddy.

1000. It's so nice of you to do this. But we...

1001. we don't have a license to sell food on the street.

1002. We could get fined.

1003. Nah.

1004. I'll keep an eye out for the cops.

1005. - I don't think we can... - I love it.

1006. - Wait, what'd you say? - I love it.

1007. Right? You can't get the people to your burgers,

1008. you bring the burgers to them.

1009. I feel like we're just skipping over

1010. my "we don't have a license" comment.

1011. Oh, come on, Bob. It's not a law, right?

1012. It's like I'm supposed to wear a hairnet

1013. when I work in the kitchen, but I never do.

1014. That's a law. Also a law. They're both laws.

1015. Bob, we have to sell

1016. - some burgers today, right? - Yes.

1017. We got four days to pay the bank.

1018. - That's true. - Come on.

1019. Okay, fine. But only because we're desperate.

1020. This place can't close.

1021. I can't live if livin' is without you.

1022. - Teddy. I said we could do it. - Oh, good.

1023. Let's light this sucker up, huh?

1024. You got it.

1025. No problem. No problem.

1026. Just gotta check the gas line.

1027. Might have had it up a little bit high.

1028. You guys meet me back here with some ground beef,

1029. and some comfortable shoes,

1030. and maybe an apron for me

1031. so we all kinda have a uniform.

1032. Oh, that gives me an idea.

1033. Bob, I gotta go up to the apartment real quick.

1034. - Be right back. - Okay, Bob, grab your meat.

1035. Please don't shout that at me.

1036. Right, right. Grab your meat.

1037. Smells like the most stuff you can grind up to make food.

1038. Oh, look, that was their slogan.

1039. Huh.

1040. This doesn't look right. No one lives here.

1041. I don't know why. It's beautiful.

1042. Whoa, you hear that?

1043. Huh. They sound cranky.

1044. Let's check it out. Oh, okay.

1045. I miss school.

1046. I'm feeling suddenly like I love fractions.

1047. Yeah, I wanna learn about photosynthesis

1048. so badly right now.

1049. If this is Carniapolis,

1050. maybe we shouldn't disturb

1051. their scary sounding carnie time?

1052. I mean, it's a little like they're deciding who to shiv

1053. and if they see us, they'll be like, "Oh, let's shiv them."

1054. But you know, maybe not.

1055. Are they playing a game with duckies?

1056. Adorably?

1057. Lucky ducky. Lucky ducky. Damn.

1058. - Kids. - Hi, Mickey.

1059. How's it going?

1060. You here to buy drugs? You don't buy drugs.

1061. I can't even swallow pills.

1062. We have to hide them in his food.

1063. We, uh, wanted to ask you some questions.

1064. Mickey, your turn.

1065. Oh. Can you skip me?

1066. We play lucky ducks, but we play carnie rules.

1067. Seems fun.

1068. There's more beer and yelling

1069. than when kids play it at Wonder Wharf.

1070. Yeah, well, we're toasting Cotton Candy Dan.

1071. That's why we're also gambling

1072. and pushing each other and punching each other.

1073. The first shift folks made a nice little memorial

1074. to put on the pier in his old spot.

1075. And us second shift folks are, uh, doing this.

1076. Uh-huh.

1077. - Just ask him. - I will.

1078. But pretty soon, right?

1079. Give me a second. I can't just say,

1080. "Hey, Mickey, which carnie killed Cotton Candy Dan?"

1081. Wait, did you say,

1082. "Which carnie killed Cotton Candy Dan?"

1083. It did sound like that, didn't it?

1084. You come in to Carniapolis

1085. and accuse a carnie of killing another carnie?

1086. I think that's right. Is that right?

1087. You know, it's bad enough

1088. that Mr. Fischoeder kills one of us,

1089. which is bad boss alert, am I right?

1090. - Yeah. - But to throw it back on us?

1091. Hey, hey, they're just kids.

1092. Kid cops. Little kid cops. They have those, you know?

1093. For going into small spaces and hiding in boxes.

1094. Nah, I know these guys.

1095. They're not cops. They're little burger babies.

1096. Maybe don't use that word.

1097. What? "Burger"? Sorry. Meat patties?

1098. It's just too much.

1099. First Fischoeder kills Cotton Candy Dan, now this?

1100. I may have a tattoo of a dagger

1101. stabbing a heart going up into his skull

1102. and it says "dead inside," but I have feelings, you know?

1103. Some lucky ducks get all the luck

1104. Some break their backs to make a buck

1105. And sure, we are a bunch

1106. Of shady criminal-ish gents and ladies

1107. - But we did our time - Yeah

1108. - We paid for our crimes - Well, most of us.

1109. And our misdemeanors

1110. Now we sell fried dough and wieners

1111. Even though we're kinda sketchy gals and fellas

1112. Doesn't mean that Fischoeder

1113. - Can go and kill us - Uh-uh!

1114. Working here can really be

1115. A roller coaster Hup!

1116. One day you're cleaning vomit

1117. Next you're on a missing poster

1118. It's such a drag

1119. To have a boss

1120. - Who pays you bad - Who pays us bad

1121. Then bumps you off

1122. Some lucky ducks

1123. - Get all the luck - Oh, yes, they do

1124. - But that's not us - No, sir.

1125. - Unlucky schmucks - Sing it.

1126. It really stinks

1127. It really sucks

1128. So we'll just play our lucky ducks

1129. Cool. Have fun with that.

1130. Should we get going?

1131. Some lucky ducks get all the luck

1132. You've said your piece, now listen up

1133. To me, your life, it seems just fine

1134. You think that's bad? Try being nine

1135. The other day, things got real crazy

1136. A girl at school called me a baby

1137. What?

1138. Yeah.

1139. Even though I'm small, well, I can tell you for sure

1140. I'm gonna be the one

1141. That solves this frickin' murder

1142. I know you all think Fischoeder's the one

1143. Who did it

1144. But I will find the evidence to get him acquitted

1145. I'm just a kid It's such a drag

1146. - That's what they say - To have a boss

1147. - Now run along - Who pays you bad

1148. - Now go and play - Then bumps you off

1149. - Some lucky ducks - It really stinks

1150. - Get all the luck - It really sucks

1151. - Until I show - So we'll just play

1152. - Them what is what - Our lucky ducks

1153. I'm gonna show them

1154. All what I can do

1155. Gonna show 'em I'm much braver than what you

1156. Think that I am, even though I'm small

1157. No matter whatever, gonna show you all

1158. Come on. We don't need their help.

1159. Have a nice day.

1160. See, they're not cops.

1161. Cops don't dance around like that.

1162. They dance like this.

1163. More like Carni-crapolis.

1164. I liked it.

1165. I think I'm gonna have my next birthday party there.

1166. Oh, good idea.

1167. Yeah, the theme's gonna be "disgruntled."

1168. That's nice.

1169. Um... Am I being paranoid,

1170. or is that big scary carnie following us?

1171. Maybe he just remembered

1172. that he forgot to murder us.

1173. - Oh, God. - Quick, this way.

1174. Dead end.

1175. That's worse than split ends.

1176. Uh, Tina, why'd you say go this way?

1177. I didn't.

1178. Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to scare you.

1179. No, no, of course not.

1180. Just following kids into alleys.

1181. Everybody loves that.

1182. Is there something we can do for you?

1183. You were asking who wanted to kill Cotton Candy Dan?

1184. No, I mean, before.

1185. But not anymore. We've moved on.

1186. I got something to tell you.

1187. I didn't wanna say it back there.

1188. They don't wanna hear what I gotta say.

1189. We're listening.

1190. But maybe not making eye contact.

1191. I was there that night, you know?

1192. The last night anyone saw Dan.

1193. - You were? - Yeah.

1194. We were playing lucky ducky on the wharf.

1195. And sure, Dan and Mr. Fischoeder

1196. got into a big fight.

1197. Mr. Fischoeder started throwing ducks at Dan's head.

1198. He kept yelling "duck," and it was confusing.

1199. I can see that.

1200. Anyway, after the game, I went back

1201. 'cause I forgot my stress ball.

1202. And it's just Dan, Mr. Fischoeder,

1203. and Felix Fischoeder,

1204. and they're yelling at each other,

1205. and they're all throwing ducks.

1206. Wait. Felix was at the game?

1207. No. He wasn't.

1208. Mr. Fischoeder doesn't let him play lucky ducky

1209. because Felix gives all the duckies

1210. different voices and personalities

1211. and it makes it take a while.

1212. That's why it was weird that he showed up that night.

1213. But nobody back there wants to hear

1214. that maybe Mr. Fischoeder didn't do it.

1215. Oh, my God. Of course.

1216. Felix Fischoeder. It's so Felix.

1217. He has access to Mr. Fischoeder's gun.

1218. He was fighting with both Mr. Fischoeder

1219. and Cotton Candy Dan.

1220. And most importantly, he has a motive.

1221. He has a motive to frame his brother.

1222. Because he's mad

1223. Mr. Fischoeder doesn't like his lucky ducky voices?

1224. No, because I bet you

1225. if Mr. Fischoeder goes to jail, Felix gets his money.

1226. We gotta go to the cops.

1227. Oh. Uh, mind if I don't go to the cops?

1228. I have to pick up my dry cleaning,

1229. because it's dry now.

1230. - Yeah, no problem. - Okay.

1231. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

1232. Thank you, scary carnie. Love you. Bye.

1233. Bye.

1234. Well, everything fits perfectly.

1235. What's this for?

1236. - Olive bar. - What?

1237. I thought you could have imported olives,

1238. and they could go there.

1239. - Oh. I'm not sure... - While you wait for a burger,

1240. you help yourself to an imported olive.

1241. Okay.

1242. I got these on my way over. You can pay me later.

1243. - Mm. - Mobile Bob Burger Mobile

1244. is a little fancier than restaurant Bob Burgers.

1245. You'll get used to it.

1246. Where's Linda? I feel like she's missing all the fun

1247. of us setting up this cart together.

1248. Ta-da!

1249. - What's happening? - I get it.

1250. No questions from this guy.

1251. I'm the marketing department.

1252. I took Gene's burger suit,

1253. let out the crotch a little bit, and bam.

1254. I'll push the product, while you push the cart.

1255. - But the bikini. - It's summer.

1256. - And sex sells, baby. - Yeah, Bob.

1257. Is that sex? A burger with a bikini on it?

1258. - Uh, yeah. - Mm-hmm.

1259. Okay, let's do it.

1260. - Yay. - All right.

1261. - I dreamt this. - Oh. No, don't tell us.

1262. No, it was nice.

1263. Linda wasn't in it. It was just a burger in a bikini.

1264. Yeah, still don't tell us.

1265. I'm so happy right now. Let's go save your restaurant!

1266. Sergeant Bosco.

1267. - Holy smokes, you scared me. - Sorry. Sorry.

1268. Don't sneak up on a cop.

1269. That's our job. We sneak up on you.

1270. Why are you here?

1271. We went to the police station, where you live, I assume.

1272. But nobody from Homicide would talk to us.

1273. So, then we went to look for you in Robbery,

1274. but they said you were on a stakeout.

1275. And they told you where I was?

1276. They said you were at a dangerous

1277. biker gang headquarters,

1278. and we said, "The One Eyed Snakes"?

1279. And they said, "Yeah,"

1280. and we said, "Oh, we know those guys."

1281. And they were like, "What?"

1282. And we were like, "Yeah, they're really nice."

1283. Get down, get down.

1284. You get down. Gene.

1285. Sorry. We are also getting down.

1286. What are we looking for?

1287. Bikers.

1288. Right. But, doing what?

1289. We got a tip that they stole a bunch of karaoke machines,

1290. and I'm watching to see if they try and move the goods.

1291. That doesn't seem like their kind of crime.

1292. Come on, shake your body

1293. Baby, do the conga

1294. You know you can't control yourself any longer

1295. - Oh, okay. - Mm-hmm.

1296. Anyway, we're here to tell you

1297. that the police have the wrong guy.

1298. Mr. Fischoeder didn't kill Cotton Candy Dan.

1299. His brother, Felix, did.

1300. Wait, aren't you kids supposed to be in that place

1301. with the books and adults that tell you stuff?

1302. - Adult bookstore? - No.

1303. - School? - Yeah. School.

1304. Some of us think we are supposed to be

1305. in school right now. Yes.

1306. Tina, the restaurant, remember?

1307. If Mr. Fischoeder goes to jail,

1308. the restaurant goes under.

1309. Down under.

1310. Where the didgeridoo whatever they're gonna do.

1311. Get out.

1312. Get out of my unmarked stakeout vehicle.

1313. Go catch tadpoles or whatever kids do.

1314. - Go catch tadpoles? - Yeah.

1315. - Tadpoles? - Yeah.

1316. The things that turn into frogs.

1317. We know what they are.

1318. I was pretty sure. Not bad to clarify.

1319. - We're city folk. - Oh, I see.

1320. - You're just Robbery. - Mm.

1321. You couldn't help even if you wanted to.

1322. Because it's a homicide.

1323. You don't know anything about that case, do you?

1324. I know stuff. I know all the stuff.

1325. Name one stuff.

1326. I know something that's not in the papers.

1327. - Yeah, right. - I do.

1328. They found a cufflink in the hole, near the body.

1329. - Yeah? - A very unique cufflink.

1330. Custom. It's a banana wearing a graduation hat.

1331. - Hmm, classy. - Carnies don't wear cufflinks.

1332. True. Lotta tank tops.

1333. I know carnies don't wear cufflinks.

1334. They searched Fischoeder's house,

1335. but they haven't found the other one.

1336. - Huh. - Yeah.

1337. But I bet they didn't search Felix's.

1338. We need to go to Felix's place and look for that cufflink.

1339. Go, go, go.

1340. Hate it. Terrible plan. Don't like it.

1341. Oh, good. Looks like you're taking

1342. your annoying conversation somewhere else. Bye.

1343. Sergeant Bosco, you know you left the light

1344. on the top of your car.

1345. Huh? What? Oh, damn it. Son of a...

1346. Argh. Okay. At least no one saw.

1347. They don't know I'm here.

1348. Get away. Get away. Shoo. Shoo.

1349. Hey, kids. Hey, Louise.

1350. - Hey, Critter. - You bothering

1351. - that nice policeman? - No.

1352. I'm not a policeman. What are you...

1353. Son of a... Dang nab.

1354. Oh, my bad. You're just a regular guy. I'm sorry.

1355. Your badge is on the dashboard.

1356. Can they see that?

1357. And your coffee says "Sergeant Bosco" on it.

1358. All right, get away.

1359. Fresh hot burgers. Sexy burgers.

1360. - Lin. - What?

1361. You wanna eat a burger

1362. Does she look like a weird streetwalker?

1363. Not too much.

1364. - How's the burger? - It's great.

1365. I've never eaten outside before.

1366. - Wait, what? - Hi.

1367. - Are you selling burgers? - We are.

1368. I'll take a cheeseburger.

1369. What was it? What made you want a burger?

1370. I was hungry.

1371. - And then you saw a... - Cart.

1372. And a person dressed as a...

1373. She's not with us. Shoo, shoo.

1374. Oh, Bob.

1375. Fresh hot burgers. Sexy burgers. Fresh hot...

1376. Bob, it's Hugo.

1377. Hugo the health inspector?

1378. Oh, God. They know we don't have a license to do this.

1379. Um, did you mean for me to hear that?

1380. Shh! Crouch down.

1381. Okay, but I feel a little weird about it.

1382. It's just quite a coincidence, that's all.

1383. I start using chapstick, and then, all of a sudden,

1384. you start using chapstick?

1385. Why can't you just be flattered?

1386. - Oh, fine, use it. - Oh, thank God.

1387. They're gonna see us.

1388. Let's hide in Wonder Wharf. Teddy, let's move.

1389. I'm still eating my burger.

1390. Do I go, too?

1391. Yes, stay low.

1392. Are you coming, Ron?

1393. Sorry, putting on my chapstick.

1394. Hmm.

1395. Hmm?

1396. Hmm.

1397. Treehouse. Go.

1398. Hmm. Hmm.

1399. Heaven? Sounds like heaven.

1400. I think she's saying we're number one.

1401. But we're "not all there, upstairs."

1402. Oh, my God. I'm saying let's go up the ladder

1403. and listen for Felix, and see if he's in there.

1404. - Oh, that makes more sense. - Mm-hmm.

1405. Felix Fischoeder?

1406. That treehouse hot tub you ordered is here.

1407. Okay, he's not home.

1408. Oh, God.

1409. People, we are looking for a banana cufflink.

1410. An educated banana cufflink.

1411. Also, we might be in a murderer's house,

1412. just an FYI.

1413. Yep, yep. If he comes home, you fight him.

1414. Uh...

1415. Oh. Ooh.

1416. Okay, uh, do we go back out now?

1417. See if the coast is clear?

1418. Or do we stay here? Sell these folks some burgers?

1419. Um, I mean...

1420. What? Let them throw up our food on the rides.

1421. Hey, look.

1422. Bob Burgers is getting a little bit of a line.

1423. No. We are not Bob Burgers.

1424. We work here now.

1425. At the wharf.

1426. I mean, we don't.

1427. But, I guess we could stay for a little bit.

1428. Also, we were never Bob Burgers.

1429. Hello, ma'am. Sir.

1430. You can order anything

1431. from the top-third of the front of the menu there,

1432. and anything from the left side of the middle section

1433. on the back of the menu.

1434. And you are welcome

1435. to an imported olive while you wait.

1436. Can I get the toothpick back when you're done?

1437. Bob's looking at me funny.

1438. Never mind. That is yours to keep.

1439. I don't think it's here.

1440. We looked everywhere.

1441. It's definitely not

1442. in this soft, soft cashmere sweater

1443. that I'm just rubbing and rubbing.

1444. Or is it? Better keep looking.

1445. Yeah, I just got home.

1446. Crap, he's home. Quick, hide.

1447. Are you at your house?

1448. We all did a terrible job.

1449. Gene, you're just standing against the wall.

1450. Where he'd least suspect.

1451. Crap. Everybody into the closet.

1452. I'm just going upstairs.

1453. Gonna get some stuff out of the closet.

1454. Crap. Everybody out.

1455. What about there?

1456. Yes, quick. Go, go, go.

1457. This is lovely.

1458. - Shh! - All right.

1459. Don't look, don't look, don't look, don't look.

1460. - Okay, now look. - No.

1461. - Fanny. Fashion show. - No.

1462. - Yes. Look. - No, I'm sleepy.

1463. Is that Fanny? I thought she was in jail.

1464. I guess she's out, and they're trying to make it work.

1465. I mean, the chemistry's there.

1466. Fanny, Fanny, Fanny, Fanny, Fanny.

1467. This is my travel outfit. Look.

1468. - You'll love it. Look, look. - Uh-uh.

1469. Come on.

1470. Fleeing the country is a once in a lifetime thing.

1471. We deserve to look good doing it.

1472. I don't wanna flee the country. It's too far.

1473. Oh, wait, that's cute.

1474. Yay. Okay. What are you gonna wear?

1475. A hat that looks like shorts,

1476. and shorts that look like a hat.

1477. - Okay. - It works. Trust me.

1478. Should we talk and pack or...

1479. - Bye. - Okay.

1480. All right, I'll meet you at the place.

1481. Fleeing the country, fleeing the country

1482. Fleeing the country

1483. Felix and Fanny framed Fischoeder,

1484. and now they're fleeing the freaking country.

1485. I can't believe it.

1486. Mm, little stuffy in here.

1487. Opening these guys.

1488. I think we can climb down from here.

1489. Tina, you go first.

1490. What? Oh, God.

1491. Mm.

1492. Weird place to put your dirty dishes.

1493. I mean, he is a murderer. Maybe.

1494. Yeah, murderers probably leave

1495. their dishes all over the place.

1496. Gene, try that door.

1497. Gene, what did you do?

1498. I don't know.

1499. This is gonna help me with childbirth later in life.

1500. Thank you.

1501. Okay, I have some questions about this moving balcony.

1502. I think it's how he gets his meals

1503. and sends back his dishes.

1504. Oh, then I love it.

1505. Suitcase, suitcase, you're gonna fly.

1506. Oh, my God. He's gonna see us.

1507. What am I forgetting? Have my mints.

1508. Packed my sleeping shorts.

1509. Ah, I'm good.

1510. My wet wipes.

1511. Ah, I can hire a wet wiper when I get there.

1512. Oh, thank God.

1513. But he's gonna get away. We gotta follow him.

1514. Nope. Doesn't sound right.

1515. Gene, back me up on this.

1516. You can hire a wet wiper?

1517. I'm okay.

1518. All right. We'll follow him,

1519. and call the police when we see what his plan is.

1520. I want a moving dish balcony.

1521. Here you go. Totally normal Wonder Wharf burger.

1522. We've sold a lot of food.

1523. Teddy, this cart is perfect.

1524. I mean, not perfect, but it's great.

1525. No big deal. Just helping out a friend.

1526. But, maybe we should move around a little bit.

1527. So we don't get caught doing this.

1528. We're not gonna get caught. Bob, we fit right in.

1529. A family just took a picture with me.

1530. No, I saw that.

1531. A family was surprised when you jumped in their picture.

1532. A lucky family.

1533. Please, can we move to be safe?

1534. - Oh, fine. - Let's do it.

1535. We're moving locations, people.

1536. - Lin, shh. - Oh, Bob. Relax.

1537. Everything's going great.

1538. - What was that? - Back it up. Back it up.

1539. It's some cotton candy, and a picture, and a candle...

1540. It's a little shrine for Cotton Candy Dan.

1541. - Oh, no. - Uh, it's fine.

1542. I'm gonna put it all back together over here.

1543. Okay, that's broken. Oh. Oops.

1544. That's not gonna stand up.

1545. It's all right. Nobody saw, right?

1546. - What the... - Oh, boy.

1547. Uh-oh.

1548. - Oh, crap. - Are you kidding me?

1549. Well, why was it on the ground like that?

1550. 'Cause that was his spot.

1551. Okay, yeah. That's a good reason.

1552. We worked really hard on that memorial. Kinda.

1553. Also, who are you?

1554. Nobody.

1555. Is that guy picking up a lead pipe?

1556. Oh, it's a hotdog. Still.

1557. We should maybe leave the park.

1558. We can't get to the exit. We'd have to get through him.

1559. Oh, my God. Okay, uh, new idea.

1560. Linda, Teddy, let's, uh, just run.

1561. Yep. Yep. We're running.

1562. Excuse me. Whoopsie. Pa-pa-pap-pap-pap.

1563. Why is Felix going into Wonder Wharf

1564. if he wants to flee the country?

1565. Is Wonder Wharf in international waters?

1566. Maybe he wants to win a goldfish real quick.

1567. No bikes on the pier.

1568. Yeah, no, we know.

1569. We're friends now though,

1570. so, it's okay, right? Yeah, thank you.

1571. I know that Felix is a murderer,

1572. but it's kinda sweet that he and Fanny

1573. are gonna flee the country together.

1574. It's a real he-fled, she-fled situation.

1575. What? Tina, get your head outta your boobs.

1576. Right. Right.

1577. Hey, Tina...

1578. you're not really thinking

1579. about Felix and Fanny, are you?

1580. Fantasy Jimmy Jr., what are you doing here?

1581. You're thinking about me. You're thinking about this.

1582. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

1583. Holy crap.

1584. Phew! I don't have time for this.

1585. But that question you wanna ask me.

1586. You're not nervous that I'll say no.

1587. You're nervous that I'll say yes.

1588. And that real me

1589. is just never gonna be as good as fantasy me.

1590. Dang it, Jimmy Jr., not now.

1591. - Oh, sorry. - I'm okay.

1592. Tina, focus.

1593. Yep. Coming. Here I am.

1594. Ugh, we lost him. Great.

1595. There's the bandshell.

1596. See ya soon, Shelly. We're gonna rock so hard.

1597. Lot of confidence here,

1598. despite what some robots may say.

1599. - What? - Nothing.

1600. Look, the golf cart.

1601. And he's parked in front of the funhouse

1602. like a true criminal.

1603. Well, what's he doing in there?

1604. A lovely bunch of sailors dancing in a row

1605. I knew I looked good.

1606. Get down.

1607. Beep-beep, Ba-boop, Ba-beep. Thank you.

1608. Hurry, hurry, hurry.

1609. And...

1610. Oh. Parked.

1611. The Molehill? Ugh.

1612. I like the Molehill.

1613. It's the ride they recommend for grandparents

1614. and people with heart problems.

1615. I go on it with Dad.

1616. Whee.

1617. What's happening in there?

1618. - Moles got him, probably. - Come on.

1619. Stupid kickstand. Wait up.

1620. I don't hear anything.

1621. Well, it says "do not enter," so I...

1622. Oh, you're going in.

1623. What the...

1624. Where the hell did he go?

1625. Ooh, buttons.

1626. You know what I like to do with these?

1627. Gene, no. Jeez, good thing you didn't push that one.

1628. - Mm! Hello, lover. - No, no, no, no, no.

1629. Wow.

1630. I think we lost them. I think we're good.

1631. Sheesh, you knock over one memorial.

1632. Well, it was a nice thing that they made

1633. for their friend who was murdered.

1634. And we were pretending that we work here,

1635. and I guess, taking money from them.

1636. And I look like a giant burger,

1637. and you know, maybe they're hungry.

1638. There they are. Oh, for Pete's sake.

1639. Go, go, go, go, go.

1640. Yep. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

1641. I have an idea. You guys go left at the corner.

1642. I'll take the cart and go straight ahead.

1643. - They'll follow the cart. - I don't think

1644. - that's gonna work. - Good idea, Teddy. Thank you.

1645. Take care of Linda for me.

1646. Turn here, turn here.

1647. Uh... All right.

1648. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

1649. Should we chase those guys?

1650. - Yeah. - Come on, come on, come on.

1651. Didn't work.

1652. What is this place?

1653. Did we go through a time warp?

1654. I bet we quantum leapt.

1655. Where did Felix go?

1656. Also, how do we get outta here if he tries to kill...

1657. Children?

1658. Ew, what are you doing here? Did you hear me go pee-pee?

1659. Uh... Children? Ew.

1660. Mr. Fischoeder.

1661. What are you doing in our secret clubhouse?

1662. What are you doing in your secret clubhouse?

1663. I thought you were in jail.

1664. - I posted bail. - Jail bail.

1665. Yep, had to. Those beds were bad for my back.

1666. How'd you get in here?

1667. You were running around up there

1668. pressing buttons, weren't you?

1669. Of course, we were. They're buttons.

1670. You pressed the ouchies button?

1671. Weren't you worried about ouchies?

1672. - Eh. - Okay, well,

1673. you can leave now. Bye.

1674. Calvin and I have some business things to do.

1675. Mm. You have creepy face again.

1676. This is why I think you should grow a beard.

1677. You know I can't!

1678. Sorry, can you give us a sec? We just need to hug.

1679. - We love each other. - Gross.

1680. Guys, we gotta tell Mr. Fischoeder

1681. that his brother framed him,

1682. and then get him out of here

1683. before Felix does something bad to him.

1684. This feels nice.

1685. Yeah, we should do this more often.

1686. Okay, yeah, but save the restaurant, remember?

1687. Great hug. Now, Mr. Fischoeder,

1688. can we talk to you over here?

1689. I don't hug.

1690. Ooh, what's this thing? Gene!

1691. Oh, yes, my sweet old organ.

1692. Your wiener?

1693. That is the Orchestramarama.

1694. I love that.

1695. - Interesting. Can I, uh... - It is interesting.

1696. This used to be part of the old park.

1697. This place was

1698. the Orchestramaramatorium.

1699. And it was the launch point for our underwater ride,

1700. Poseidon's Sea-cret, spelled S-E-A,

1701. which I'm just now getting.

1702. Oh, yeah.

1703. You see, when our father bought the pier,

1704. he built Wonder Wharf on top of the old park,

1705. and he hid this room away.

1706. Sealed it up under the Molehill.

1707. And ha-cha.

1708. Ooh. Whoa.

1709. Mm, the sea monsters win.

1710. Those look like dolphins.

1711. Well, dolphins were considered monsters back then.

1712. - Mr. Fischoeder... - Quick question.

1713. Yes, boy Bob child.

1714. Could our band borrow this when we headline

1715. at the Wonder Wharf bandshell this summer?

1716. I assume it's easy to move.

1717. Follow-up question, don't you think

1718. that now that we're borrowing this,

1719. we should headline at the bandshell this summer?

1720. Ha! You're dreaming.

1721. Johnny Jazz Hands is the headliner.

1722. Gene, stop getting distracted.

1723. Ooh, wanna see our secret mini-cars from the '50s

1724. that we drive in our secret under-pier?

1725. Yes. No, we don't.

1726. Oh, goody.

1727. Okay, so this is here.

1728. Excellent for storage under piers.

1729. Old ride parts over there.

1730. Carousel horses!

1731. Shh, I'm doing this tour.

1732. Carousel horses over there.

1733. We can get ice cream any time we want.

1734. Hello. Bye.

1735. The stuffed animal storage unit.

1736. For when you need a little snuggle.

1737. Hmm, not as many in here as I would have thought.

1738. Maybe you're right, Felix. Maybe they do come to life.

1739. I told you.

1740. This was our daycare center-slash-bar.

1741. Had to close it.

1742. Yep, kids couldn't handle their liquor.

1743. Okay, now that we got that out of our system...

1744. Uh, Felix, is that a stain on the back of your outfit?

1745. Oh, God, no.

1746. Mr. Fischoeder, we have to tell you something.

1747. It's about Felix.

1748. We think that he's...

1749. Ah, Grover,

1750. nice of you to join us.

1751. Will you ever not be awkward when you come down that slide?

1752. Someday. Heh.

1753. I feel like I'm getting better at it.

1754. - Mm, no. - No, you're not.

1755. - Mm, Orchestramarama time. - Mm-hmm.

1756. Oh! Kids.

1757. It's so great you have kids here.

1758. Hi, kids. Sinkhole kids.

1759. Hey, uh, lawyer guy,

1760. you got a second for some quick legal advice?

1761. - Oh. - Sure you do.

1762. We're just gonna chat about a lawsuit I'm in.

1763. Tina, you wanted to talk to Felix

1764. - about something? - Mm-mm, no, I didn't.

1765. No, no, no, no, you should talk to him now.

1766. Really? 'Cause I'd love to not do that.

1767. Tina, talk to Felix. You'll be fine.

1768. Oh, like you're such a treat.

1769. Sorry, sorry.

1770. Look, why don't I give you my card

1771. and you can...

1772. Felix killed Cotton Candy Dan.

1773. He's framing his brother.

1774. What?

1775. No. No.

1776. Yes. We overheard him planning to leave the country.

1777. Well, that part's true.

1778. They're both planning to leave the country.

1779. That's why they're here. That's why I'm here.

1780. They made me bring them books on tape.

1781. They're mostly coloring books on tape.

1782. I don't even know how that works.

1783. What the hell? They're fleeing together?

1784. That doesn't make any sense.

1785. Shall I accompany you?

1786. - No, thank you. - Yes, thank you.

1787. - No, thank you. - Yes, thank you.

1788. No, thank you.

1789. Ooh, I like that. What did you just do?

1790. Keep doing that.

1791. Well, this is fun.

1792. Oh, um, so,

1793. have you heard... you... from Fanny lately?

1794. Yes, we're back together-ish.

1795. That's good. Is she less homicidal now?

1796. Yes, much less homicidal. Thanks for asking.

1797. She's my little Fanny Fanny boo-boo.

1798. Aw, you really love her, huh?

1799. More than I love how I look in this outfit.

1800. Hmm. But, what if how you feel about her,

1801. how you feel about love doesn't ever match?

1802. How it really is? In real life?

1803. Well, this got deep.

1804. What if no one lives up to anyone's expectations?

1805. What if I'm just letting a butt lead my heart

1806. down a dead-end road?

1807. Boy, the energy over there seems great, doesn't it?

1808. Uh, stay in school.

1809. La-la-la, la-la-la-la

1810. Darn it.

1811. Oh, my God.

1812. Let's play something jazzy, shall we?

1813. Oh, yes, I love jazz.

1814. Oh, is that gonna choke a fish?

1815. Look, I don't know what the deal is with Felix,

1816. but you can't let them leave the country.

1817. Mr. Fischoeder's innocent.

1818. But he said he's afraid he can't beat the charge.

1819. That's why they're fleeing to Cuba. In their submarine.

1820. What are you two hush-hushing about over there?

1821. Yeah. We can whisper too.

1822. See? It's hurtful.

1823. We're talking about your "submarine"

1824. which as your attorney and your cousin,

1825. I advise you not to use.

1826. That thing works?

1827. And goes places?

1828. Uh, yeah. Jealous? We tricked her out.

1829. We knew we'd eventually have to flee the country

1830. for one reason or another.

1831. We're naughty little Nellies.

1832. This baby can even play books on tape.

1833. Grover, you bring the stuff?

1834. - Yes. - Oh, good.

1835. - Yay. - It's all online, you know.

1836. How to convert a 1920s era submarine-themed ride

1837. into an almost-real submarine.

1838. Some videos are better than others.

1839. Avoid Sub Dude's, but overall pretty simple.

1840. We shove off in an hour or so.

1841. We're just waiting for the tide.

1842. That's something submarine people say.

1843. And some of us will also be able to have

1844. one last land poo.

1845. That's another submarine term, I think.

1846. Yep, we'll be refueling in a secret cove

1847. near Myrtle Beach by midnight.

1848. And picking up someone's on-again off-again girlfriend.

1849. - Ugh. - Oh, shush, she's great.

1850. Okay, I forbid this.

1851. You are going to stay in this country,

1852. face trial, prove your innocence,

1853. and continue to be our landlord

1854. so we don't lose our restaurant.

1855. Great speech, Louise. Thank you.

1856. Yes. You're welcome.

1857. If you do decide to stay, we should start talking

1858. - about your legal strategy. - Boring.

1859. - And your arraignment. - Boring-er.

1860. Grover, let me put this on your head,

1861. so we don't have to hear you

1862. - talking, talking, talking. - No, no, no, no, no.

1863. Yay, I did it.

1864. - I put a helmet on our lawyer. - Oh, my God.

1865. You oughta be on an ottoman.

1866. Oh, my God.

1867. No. Don't. Stop. Don't hit my...

1868. Okay, nobody wants to solve this crime,

1869. and everyone is awful.

1870. Oh, let's play that game

1871. where we spin you around till you fall over.

1872. No, no, I don't like that game.

1873. Pictures of silly rich people

1874. who just go to Cuba whenever they get charged with murder.

1875. Stop it!

1876. Nobody will help us. Nobody cares.

1877. And the real murderer

1878. will just keep living their life and...

1879. Huh?

1880. What the...

1881. Grover?

1882. Don't like this.

1883. No, I don't want...

1884. That shape.

1885. Take this thing off me.

1886. Holy crap.

1887. Stop it! Psst!

1888. - Tina. Psst! - What?

1889. Grover. Pow-pow.

1890. Oh.

1891. I figured it out.

1892. I figured it out.

1893. You guys seem very excited about something.

1894. - Is it my sweet jam? - No.

1895. What?

1896. Why are you looking at me like that? Like I farted?

1897. They're the ones being jerky.

1898. Oh, no reason. I forget.

1899. - What are you holding? - Nothing.

1900. Um, candy.

1901. Mmm. So good.

1902. Now you're gagging.

1903. No. Mm-mm.

1904. Let me see.

1905. He really wants some candy.

1906. Spit it.

1907. What the...

1908. Is that a tooth?

1909. It's so weird looking and...

1910. That's, uh, candy for you these days.

1911. Looks like weird old teeth.

1912. I see. And you enjoy that, do you?

1913. Yeah, well, it does the trick.

1914. Whoa, you're pointing a spear gun at us.

1915. Yeah, right. Whoa.

1916. Nobody move.

1917. Nobody move.

1918. They went this way. They must be close, right?

1919. Do you see 'em?

1920. I can't really see anything.

1921. Bob, are those the kids' bikes?

1922. What the...

1923. And that's Mr. Fischoeder's golf cart.

1924. What is going on?

1925. I don't know. Uh-oh, uh-oh.

1926. Oh, no, I'm slipping.

1927. Oh, my... Now I'm slipping, too.

1928. Sorry.

1929. What's that sound?

1930. Oh, God. Hold on.

1931. How? Kegels.

1932. Huh. Well, now I don't hear it.

1933. Come on. Let's go to the front gate, and try to cut 'em off.

1934. Okay.

1935. No, Fitz. This way.

1936. Oh, God.

1937. Didn't hurt.

1938. Come on, let's go find the kids.

1939. Okay, yeah, you know what I'm gonna do?

1940. I'm just gonna get all your phones. Come on.

1941. We don't have phones.

1942. And it hasn't been an issue socially at all.

1943. Oh, really? A teen girl without a phone?

1944. That's what I keep saying.

1945. It's just harder to justify every year. I mean, just...

1946. Yeah, we don't need to get into it. Bye, phones.

1947. So, you were looking at the picture,

1948. and you saw my banana cufflink,

1949. which I bought for myself when I graduated law school

1950. 'cause no one else got me a present.

1951. - Oh, boo-hoo. - You went to law school?

1952. I knew he bit me,

1953. but I didn't know he swallowed the damn thing.

1954. And you have that weird tooth for some reason,

1955. and it matches my scar,

1956. and now everyone thinks

1957. I murdered him just 'cause I did.

1958. Unbelievable. You killed Cotton Candy Andy?

1959. - Dan. - Cotton Candy Andy Dan?

1960. - It's just... Never mind. - You framed me?

1961. You're a terrible family lawyer.

1962. And a selfish lover, I bet.

1963. Well, we should probably hit the road.

1964. No, we're all gonna stay right here

1965. where no one's gonna come looking for you.

1966. Oh, my face!

1967. Ha! Now you're in trouble. Our mom and dad are here.

1968. Oh, my babies. Oh, my babies.

1969. I'm glad you're here.

1970. I mean, I wish you had more police with you.

1971. But, uh, yeah, also you look good, Mom.

1972. Thank you, Tina.

1973. You better not have stretched my burger suit.

1974. But the bikini can stay.

1975. I don't know why we didn't put that on in the first place.

1976. Sorry we skipped school.

1977. You skipped school?

1978. No.

1979. Why'd you do that?

1980. We were saving the restaurant and solving a murder.

1981. Solving a murder is no reason to leave school.

1982. Okay, Department of Education.

1983. Shush, shush, shush! I'm so annoyed.

1984. How did you find us? How did you even get in here?

1985. - We saw the kids' bikes. - Ugh, bikes!

1986. And their bikes were by some stairs.

1987. So, we went up,

1988. and we went into the little electrical place.

1989. - Yay, buttons. - Linda, no.

1990. Yeah, Mom.

1991. - No, no cheering. - Sorry.

1992. Diarrhea's comin' back

1993. My family's under attack

1994. It's not so great, I do agree

1995. I've also got a bad wedgie

1996. Thought I could prove I'm not a baby

1997. But now all of us need saving

1998. Dropped my hopes into the ocean

1999. Sorry if a fish is chokin'

2000. Sure, a lot is happening

2001. But I wish I brought my napkin thing

2002. It might have helped to calm us down

2003. Everybody, hush. Don't make a sound.

2004. But why are you doing all this?

2005. Okay, good question. I'll allow it.

2006. Look, I'm not that evil, no

2007. I'm not a bad person

2008. So, I killed one carnie

2009. Well, it's just 'cause I'm determined

2010. To finally get what I think that I'm deservin'

2011. And to turn it into something worthy

2012. Trust me, I'm sure you will agree

2013. Would you like to hear my master plan?

2014. Okay, can you answer faster 'Cause I asked you

2015. Would you like to hear my master plan?

2016. Um, yes.

2017. Okay, that's more like it

2018. I'm so glad that you asked

2019. You see, I'm in the Fischoeder Family Trust,

2020. because I'm in the family.

2021. Well, barely.

2022. He's from the bad part of the family.

2023. He means the poor part.

2024. They're bad because they're poor.

2025. Shut it. Shut your front door.

2026. - Okay, okay. - Yeah.

2027. I said okay.

2028. So, in this family trust, you see,

2029. you're ineligible to receive benefits

2030. if you've been convicted of a felony.

2031. And every single one of them has been.

2032. All except for cousin Calvin, because he never got caught.

2033. - Yeah, baby. - Shush!

2034. So, I frame him, and boom.

2035. Now, if something unfortunate happens

2036. to Calvin and Felix,

2037. whom will they suspect?

2038. Not me, no, no, no. Why would they?

2039. Something unfortunate is going to happen to us?

2040. Uh, yes. Surprise.

2041. - Oh, poo. - Wait, both of us?

2042. Yeah, sorry. You were so insistent

2043. about going with your brother to Cuba...

2044. - I bought an outfit. - Yes, we know.

2045. But let's just say your submarine

2046. isn't going to go to Cuba.

2047. Oh. Cancun?

2048. It won't make it out from under the pier.

2049. - Oh, my. - Oh, dear.

2050. Did you think that sub was gonna make it to Cuba?

2051. Hmm, I think we might have gotten

2052. a little too excited about the sub idea.

2053. I mean, isn't it just an old ride?

2054. Yes, it runs on tokens.

2055. But not the best frame job, right?

2056. I mean, why bury Cotton Candy Dan

2057. in front of our restaurant and then wait six years?

2058. Huh. Right.

2059. I didn't bury him in front of your restaurant.

2060. And I didn't wanna wait six years.

2061. Six years.

2062. Easy. Easy.

2063. Maybe we should hold off on the questions.

2064. I had it all worked out. A top-rate murder.

2065. I shoot Mr. Carnie with Calvin's gun.

2066. I stick him in a pile of dirt,

2067. or whatever yucky stuff

2068. was near the entrance to the wharf.

2069. I leave the stupid foot sticking out,

2070. so someone would be sure to see it.

2071. But little did I know

2072. that some numbskull backhoe operator

2073. working for the city was gonna scoop up that pile

2074. without even checking for dead carnies.

2075. I come back, I've got no body.

2076. I didn't know where they'd brought the dirt.

2077. And it's not like I could go around asking,

2078. "Hey, what's the word? Did anyone find any dead guys?

2079. "This tall? Kind of a biter?"

2080. It was a nightmare.

2081. But thankfully, blessedly,

2082. your stupid pipe burst and saved the day.

2083. The skeleton was found, frame job back on,

2084. and it's true what they say,

2085. good things happen to good people.

2086. Wait a second.

2087. Is this all about your silly mega-park idea?

2088. - Yes. - Mm-hmm.

2089. This is about my mega-park

2090. My much more efficient and profitable

2091. Than your stupid pier mega-park

2092. - It'll have gift shops - Oh.

2093. - So many giftshops - I love giftshops.

2094. And so much parking Lin!

2095. And I'll get the best marketers

2096. To do the best marketing

2097. And indoor motion simulator rides

2098. If you could see my scale models

2099. Then you'd understand why Cotton Candy Dan

2100. Had to die

2101. - It's gonna be so worth it. - Okay.

2102. Because business dreams are about business.

2103. They're not about dreams.

2104. - That's not true. - All right then.

2105. I think I got it figured out

2106. I think that this is what I need

2107. You're gonna all get in the sub

2108. And then I'll launch you in the sea

2109. No, no, I don't think that's right

2110. No, that's right.

2111. You won't be able to get out

2112. The handle's broken from inside

2113. Then the pier will be on fire What?

2114. Well, you caused it, then you died

2115. Oh, that's so careless of us

2116. Yeah, what they'll say is this.

2117. Metal wheels on metal tracks

2118. Will cause a spark, a little flare

2119. Whoops, the drapes, they catch on fire

2120. And it just gets worse from there

2121. Up it goes into the Molehill

2122. Which now seems to be quite full

2123. Of cute and fluffy, very burny

2124. Flammable stuffed animals

2125. - So, they don't come to life? - I guess not.

2126. And then the Molehill turns into Mole Hell.

2127. That's what we call Dad's back.

2128. - We do? - Oh, oh-oh

2129. I have so many problems with this plan

2130. Like what? People on the pier?

2131. Gone. I'm closing early. What else?

2132. You would burn in the fire, too?

2133. Nope. I made a fuse out of cooking oil,

2134. sugar and balloon string.

2135. All things you'd find in an amusement pier.

2136. It's gonna go up the stairs,

2137. over the roof of this stupid room.

2138. And arson investigators will never suspect a thing

2139. My fuse and my brilliant flammable stuffed animals idea

2140. gives me just enough time to get back to the gym,

2141. which is my alibi.

2142. I went there just an hour ago

2143. I said the steam room was too steamy

2144. I made a pretty damn big show

2145. Then I slipped out the window And that's how I got here now

2146. I just sneak back in through the window

2147. And boom

2148. I've been at the gym three hours

2149. I don't know if you have three hour gym body. Sorry.

2150. Yeah, it's not believable.

2151. No, you're too pasty.

2152. Also, your mega-park is mega-dumb. And so are you.

2153. I want to amend my earlier statement.

2154. - Here we go. - I'm not that evil.

2155. But I'm feeling evil today

2156. Closing the park early.

2157. Always feels weird, huh?

2158. Yeah, we never found those burger people.

2159. Well, chasing them's the fun part, isn't it?

2160. Hey, you wearing that thing home?

2161. Yeah, you know, I have a date later.

2162. Oh, good for you.

2163. That was close. That was close.

2164. Glad we got you out of there, little cart.

2165. But boy, oh, boy, did you do good selling burgers!

2166. I wouldn't be surprised if Bob and Linda

2167. use you every day from now on.

2168. Oh, no. No, no.

2169. Oh! Oh!

2170. Okay. Okay.

2171. That's okay.

2172. You rest now.

2173. You did good.

2174. You're a brave little cart.

2175. You're a brave little cart.

2176. Get outta here.

2177. Not now, little King Trashmouth.

2178. Get outta here.

2179. Oh, God. Oh, God.

2180. Oh. What time is it?

2181. The hockey game's on.

2182. It's playoffs.

2183. I might go over to Pesto's

2184. and watch a little bit until Bob and Linda get back.

2185. The cart would want me to keep on living, right?

2186. Yeah, yeah, you're nodding, right? You're nodding, yeah.

2187. That's my drink. He's drinking my drink.

2188. - Shh. - You "shh."

2189. Ugh. Don't like that.

2190. Okay, in the sub. Fischoeders first.

2191. And don't make this a thing. It's been a stressful day.

2192. - Come on. - No.

2193. In you go. Mm-mm.

2194. Grover, I just want you to know

2195. that one time when you were up at the house,

2196. Felix and I sat on your sandwich. Bare-bottomed.

2197. And then we served it to you, and you ate it all.

2198. Ugh. I knew it.

2199. I tasted baby powder and I thought to myself,

2200. how would baby powder get on a sandwich?

2201. And I was like, did they get salt

2202. and baby powder mixed up?

2203. But then I was like,

2204. no, you know exactly what happened.

2205. - They sat on your sandwich... - What?

2206. - ... because that's just... - Mm. Mm.

2207. the kind of thing they think is funny.

2208. They powder their bums like they're from the 1800s

2209. and they pulled down their little pants

2210. and they sat on your sandwich...

2211. I can't.

2212. and I hate them.

2213. They're immature idiots and I hate them.

2214. What the...

2215. Go, burger people. Go!

2216. Go, go, go. Get help.

2217. Damn it.

2218. I hate this stupid secret clubhouse.

2219. Ow. Where are we?

2220. Get in the clam.

2221. Uh, okay.

2222. Okay, okay.

2223. Dad, Dad, Dad.

2224. - Yep. Yep. Yep. - Go, Bob.

2225. He's coming. No, I know.

2226. - Oh, boy. - Yep.

2227. Where the hell are we going?

2228. I don't know, Bob. Just get us away from that lawyer.

2229. How do we get out of this place? It's a maze.

2230. Is there, like, an exit sign somewhere?

2231. Ahh! Oh, funhouse mirror. Ha-ha.

2232. Oh, Bobby. Go, go, go.

2233. Uh, yeah, I don't wanna pile on,

2234. but go, Dad. Please, very much.

2235. Does anyone wanna talk about

2236. that I'm actually doing really well,

2237. considering that I've never driven down here before

2238. in this weird under-pier, whatever this is?

2239. Ugh. Okay, you're doing really, really well.

2240. Everyone compliment your father.

2241. Um, I think you're handsome for your age,

2242. which is what, 65...

2243. - Oh, my God! - He's ramming us!

2244. Hey, cut it out!

2245. Ahh!

2246. No, no, no.

2247. No, no, no. Why? Why?

2248. Did we lose him? Did we lose him?

2249. I don't know. Maybe. Kinda.

2250. I think we lost him.

2251. Yay, Dad.

2252. Yeah, but I'm just gonna say it,

2253. this is one of our worst road trips.

2254. Eh... I mean, it's up there.

2255. Oh, Bob, what if you bust through there,

2256. and we jump down onto the beach?

2257. What? Great idea.

2258. - I see no problems. - Oh, God. Okay.

2259. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this.

2260. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this.

2261. Oh, crap. Oh, God! Hold on!

2262. Oh, that was terrible. Oh, I didn't like that.

2263. We really lost him this time, right?

2264. He jumped too.

2265. Man, that was our thing.

2266. Drive, Dad, drive.

2267. I'm going as fast as I can go.

2268. Would it be faster to get out and walk?

2269. - Bob, take the ramp. - Uh-huh. Yep.

2270. No, no, no, no.

2271. Ha-ha!

2272. What was that? What happened?

2273. Uh, I think he shot out our tire.

2274. Do we have a spare?

2275. - What? - I don't know.

2276. Well, he only had one arrow. That's good, right?

2277. Yeah, but maybe we keep driving anyway,

2278. if we can.

2279. If you call this driving.

2280. Sorry, signs.

2281. Hey, this is our street.

2282. Is he back there? Kids?

2283. I can't tell. Everyone, be less moist.

2284. There's our giant hole. That's how we know we're home.

2285. Uh, all right. If he's not back there,

2286. maybe we jump out, go inside, and call the police.

2287. I just got comfortable, but okay.

2288. - Oh, come on, it's stuck? - Oh, no.

2289. It must've got crunched when we jumped on to the beach.

2290. All right. I'm hoping one of these is reverse.

2291. It'll be the one that makes us go backwards.

2292. Thanks.

2293. Oh, God.

2294. It's him. The brakes, Bob, the brakes.

2295. I'm stepping on the brakes.

2296. He's gonna push us into the hole.

2297. Crime hole. Gene.

2298. Oh, God. Kids, hold on.

2299. Oh, no, no, no.

2300. Everybody okay?

2301. Yeah.

2302. Someone must have seen that.

2303. He shoots, he scores.

2304. Yay! Oh, whoops.

2305. - Oh, no. - What's happening?

2306. He's burying us.

2307. We gotta get out of here right now.

2308. Open! Open! Open! Open! Open!

2309. Come on, clam, let us out of you!

2310. Okay, I'm gonna try and break the windshield.

2311. Everybody, move back.

2312. How are we supposed to move back?

2313. I don't know.

2314. Okay, now pound for real.

2315. I am pounding for real.

2316. It won't break. It's thick glass.

2317. I'm gonna try and use my legs.

2318. I can't get my legs up.

2319. It's fine. You're just a bulldozer.

2320. A lobster bulldozer pushing some dirt into a hole.

2321. Not onto a family. No, far from it.

2322. Just fixing the street like a helpful little lobster.

2323. Oh, my God. We're being buried alive

2324. in a hole in front of our restaurant.

2325. This is my nightmare. We're living my nightmare.

2326. Phones. We can use our phones. Where are they?

2327. Grover took our phones.

2328. Holy crap. Oh, God.

2329. Kids, hold my hands.

2330. Where are your hands? Where are your hands?

2331. And put that memory in a place you don't think about.

2332. Now, let's get back to the wharf,

2333. launch my cousins into the sea,

2334. and we're back on track, baby.

2335. Okay, I gotta think. I don't wanna breathe

2336. - all of our oxygen. - Oh!

2337. Yeah, not to scare anybody,

2338. but, um, don't breathe too much.

2339. I'm gonna stop breathing.

2340. You kids breathe my air.

2341. No, Lin, just... Oh, God.

2342. That's hard. How long was that?

2343. Like, five minutes.

2344. I think I could breathe less if it wasn't so dark.

2345. I have something that will make people breathe less.

2346. - Oh, Gene. - I'm sorry, it's a fear fart.

2347. Oh! I have my Kuchi Kopi night light.

2348. Ah! No.

2349. Ah. No.

2350. Ugh! Stay on, Kuchi. It's your one job!

2351. This is like the worst rave.

2352. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Bye.

2353. Well, he's officially my least favorite cousin.

2354. - What about Baxter? - He's dead.

2355. Yeah, but he's still the worst.

2356. That's true.

2357. Okey dokey. Submarine launch, check.

2358. All right. Fuse.

2359. So glad I made a to-do list.

2360. Damn it.

2361. Oh, good.

2362. Oh, my God.

2363. Yep.

2364. I'm doin' it

2365. I'm doin' it I'm doin' it

2366. I can't break it.

2367. This is all my fault.

2368. Well, don't everybody speak at once.

2369. No, honey, it's not your fault. That much.

2370. It is though.

2371. I wanted to track down the killer

2372. and save the restaurant and prove...

2373. prove I wasn't a baby.

2374. Oh! Now you come on.

2375. Oh, my baby. I mean, sorry.

2376. No, stupid Chloe Barbash was right. I am a baby.

2377. I was too scared to go in the hole,

2378. I was too scared to open the secret nipple door.

2379. Tina had to do it for me,

2380. and I wear these frickin' ears.

2381. I mean, if you're brave,

2382. you don't have to prove you're brave.

2383. You just are brave.

2384. What? Louise, you're brave.

2385. You're one of the bravest people I know.

2386. It's not true.

2387. Also, you don't know that many people.

2388. Hmm.

2389. I've never been brave. Come on, the ears?

2390. The only reason I got these in the first place

2391. was because I was scared.

2392. What? What do you mean?

2393. You know. You gave them to me

2394. 'cause I was scared about the first day of preschool.

2395. That's not how it happened.

2396. I mean, you were nervous,

2397. and we had this idea to make you the hat.

2398. Your mother made it.

2399. It's sort of in honor of my mom,

2400. your grandmother.

2401. She used to wear this brightly-colored winter hat.

2402. Even in warm weather. It was a little weird.

2403. But it was kinda cute, I guess.

2404. She always said it was

2405. 'cause she didn't feel like doing her hair.

2406. I think she just liked it.

2407. And I had extra material, so, uh, rabbit ears.

2408. But I made them after your first day at preschool.

2409. To celebrate. Because you were so brave.

2410. Really? I was? Yeah.

2411. Do you not remember it that way?

2412. No.

2413. Yeah, you didn't need them.

2414. You were plenty brave, with no hat at all.

2415. We were so proud of you.

2416. - You slapped a kid. - I did?

2417. Yeah. Probably for a good reason, let's say.

2418. You remind me of my mom, Louise.

2419. And with the hat,

2420. it's kinda like you two have met.

2421. I keep forgetting that you never did.

2422. I wore that bucket on my head for a while.

2423. Any fun stories about that?

2424. No, I don't remember any. We were concerned.

2425. Well, thanks.

2426. For the hat and stuff.

2427. Yep. Glad we could clear that up,

2428. since we're dying.

2429. I mean, since we're just hanging out,

2430. alive, under the ground.

2431. I'm gonna push on the window with my head.

2432. Ow!

2433. This is not working.

2434. That's it then. We're goners.

2435. Wait, no, don't you give up.

2436. I'm tired, Bob.

2437. No, you never give up.

2438. I give up. And then you say, "don't give up."

2439. And I say, "okay,"

2440. and then we do that over and over,

2441. and now that I'm saying it out loud,

2442. that can't be fun for you.

2443. Oh, God, do you want a divorce before we die?

2444. I don't deserve you.

2445. Nah, I can stick it out.

2446. Listen to me, I'm gonna do for you what you do for me.

2447. I am not giving up. We are gonna get outta here.

2448. I am gonna Linda this.

2449. - Whoa! - Dad, are you Fonzie?

2450. Yeah, you made the little koko puffs go on.

2451. Kuchi Kopi.

2452. - Koochi Koochi? - No.

2453. Well, the light's helpful,

2454. because we are gonna get out of here.

2455. How?

2456. In a really cool way that's gonna come to us.

2457. I mean, we're in a car, kind of.

2458. What if we drive?

2459. Where? Down?

2460. Like, to China?

2461. I like it. I like it.

2462. Not to China.

2463. - But no bad ideas. - I mean...

2464. Oh. Down.

2465. - What if we do drive down? - What?

2466. We're on top of the water main.

2467. The new section of pipe is plastic. We lost a tire.

2468. Maybe metal grinding against plastic. Metal wins?

2469. Grinding like sexy dancing?

2470. - What's that? - Never mind. Go on.

2471. So the wheel breaks the pipe,

2472. and the water gets us out somehow?

2473. Or it could do the other thing water does.

2474. Hot Tub Time Machine?

2475. No. Drown us.

2476. Oh, well, I never saw the movie, so...

2477. I think this is our only chance.

2478. I'm turning it on.

2479. Oh, Bobby, kids,

2480. I want you all to know how much I love you.

2481. I love you too, Mom.

2482. I love all you mama-jamas.

2483. I love all of you, too.

2484. We don't have to, like, do any kind of order,

2485. why even bring that up?

2486. Okay, I'm worried the "I love yous"

2487. are the kind of thing you say when we're gonna die,

2488. and we are not gonna die!

2489. Bob! Linda! Are you up there?

2490. Oh, looks like they started filling in your hole.

2491. Not well, at all.

2492. Jeesh, they just kind of shoved some dirt in there...

2493. What the...

2494. It worked. Yes.

2495. Oh, my sweet babies.

2496. So glad we're not dead.

2497. - I'm happy. - I'm thrilled.

2498. You guys, the Fischoeders, in the submarine,

2499. with the wharf falling on them.

2500. What do we do? What do we do?

2501. It's still stuck.

2502. Teddy!

2503. Teddy, help us outta here.

2504. The thing won't open.

2505. Did you guys get a new car?

2506. I've never seen this before.

2507. Have I seen this before?

2508. Teddy, we need you to help us open this. The thing is stuck.

2509. - This thing is stuck. - It's stuck.

2510. Argh! I can't open it.

2511. - What'd he say? - I do not know.

2512. So, bad news, the burger cart fell apart.

2513. It was just too beautiful for this world.

2514. Nothing. No idea what he's saying.

2515. Oh!

2516. Well, Teddy left.

2517. Long story. I'll tell you later.

2518. Olive bar!

2519. - What did he say? - Olive bar.

2520. Yah!

2521. Yes. Yes.

2522. Wham-bam, goodbye, clam.

2523. Thank you, Teddy.

2524. - Olive bar! - Yeah, yeah. No, I know.

2525. Dad, you have a pee spot.

2526. That's not a pee spot. It's from water.

2527. See? All the water? But thanks, Tina.

2528. It's right where a pee spot would be.

2529. And no other parts are wet.

2530. Um, okay. So, Teddy, call the police.

2531. Kids, stay here.

2532. Uh, Linda, stay with the kids.

2533. I'm gonna run down to the wharf,

2534. and try and help the Fischoeders not get killed.

2535. Um, good plan.

2536. Wait, why are you following me?

2537. - We're not. - Okay, but you are.

2538. No, we're not. Bye, Bob.

2539. Yeah, and maybe mind your own business, Dad?

2540. Hello? Is this the police?

2541. I'd like to report a thing. A thing happened.

2542. You need more than that? Hold on.

2543. My good friend, Linda's gonna talk to you.

2544. She's married to my best friend. Hello?

2545. Climbing through the window.

2546. Hmm? Hmm? Oh.

2547. Come on, someone moved the thing?

2548. I do have three-hour gym body.

2549. Grover Fischoeder wants to destroy the whole pier?

2550. Yeah, to build a mega-park.

2551. With gift shops. Oh, gift shops.

2552. I know, but not worth it, right?

2553. Yeah, no. Right, right, right.

2554. Where's the fuse? Where's the fuse?

2555. - Where's the fuse? - There!

2556. Oh, my God. All right.

2557. Give me your night light for a sec.

2558. I'm gonna see if I can climb down.

2559. I didn't even know I was still holding it.

2560. I guess I need a night light everywhere I go. That's great.

2561. - Louise. - It's fine, it's fine.

2562. - Don't mess him up. - Oh.

2563. That is terrifying.

2564. Yeah, you'd think it would be comforting.

2565. Everybody, please get out of here.

2566. Bob, don't do it.

2567. I don't want you to catch on fire.

2568. I don't think you'd like it.

2569. Just get away from the wharf.

2570. Don't worry. I'll be fine. I can make it.

2571. Okay, you're too positive right now.

2572. Maybe take it down a notch?

2573. Big jump!

2574. Ow.

2575. Look at him go. I mean, kind of.

2576. He's not used to this much physical...

2577. Um, Dad, go faster.

2578. Do you need your workout mix? If you had one?

2579. No, I'm good. Thank you.

2580. Dad! Dad, get off the track.

2581. I'm gonna ride the ride down.

2582. Louise!

2583. Not the best time for going on rides.

2584. Louise, no. It's too dangerous.

2585. Dad, you're not gonna make it in time.

2586. But the track goes right past the fuse.

2587. I'm gonna grab it when I go by.

2588. No, I'm gonna make it.

2589. I'm starting to get good at this. Oh!

2590. - Oh, boy. - Oh.

2591. Oh, my God.

2592. Come on, Mole. Don't be so slow.

2593. Still faster than you, Dad, though. No offense.

2594. Yeah, but there's a wicked turn coming up.

2595. There it is.

2596. Oh, Louise, be careful.

2597. Don't get decapitated and then burned up.

2598. I won't. Whoa!

2599. Dad, you look like

2600. you're about to climb right in front of me?

2601. Nope, I'm gonna leap across really quickly.

2602. Oh, God. Not that quickly.

2603. Get off the track!

2604. Oh, it's getting close to the animals.

2605. Okay, got it.

2606. If you miss, we won't have a second chance.

2607. I know. Very helpful info. Thank you.

2608. You might have been right about your way being faster.

2609. I mean, just a lot of beams.

2610. This place is over-engineered, I think.

2611. I'm excited to talk about this with you later.

2612. Come on, little arms.

2613. - Oh, no. - Oh, God.

2614. Did you get it?

2615. Or are we all dead?

2616. - Yes. - Yeah!

2617. I did it? I did it!

2618. I'm brave! I'm brave!

2619. You sure are, honey.

2620. I am brave!

2621. And super humble!

2622. Hey, Dad! Good work to both of you.

2623. Thank you. Thank you.

2624. I'm gonna miss that pier. And being alive.

2625. - And you, my friend. - Aw.

2626. - Got ya. - Ow!

2627. You owe me a thousand dollars.

2628. Let's play for two. Switch.

2629. I'm gonna miss you too, pal.

2630. I've always looked up to... Got ya.

2631. Poop it.

2632. - Play for three? Got ya. - Ow!

2633. I hope you suffocate first.

2634. That's interesting.

2635. I wonder if that's a giant squid trying to mate with us.

2636. Well, it could do a lot worse.

2637. We're gonna live, la, la, la

2638. We're gonna live, la, la, la

2639. We're gonna live, la, la, la

2640. We're gonna live, la, la, la

2641. Aw, they're singing.

2642. Ooh, uh, Teddy, can I borrow your phone real quick?

2643. Uh, here. Yeah, sure.

2644. Are you ordering takeout?

2645. Can we get traditional Thai street food

2646. from that new place?

2647. No, I'm not ordering takeout. Sorry.

2648. Oh, boo.

2649. Yeah, a lot of people think of Robbery

2650. as kind of the coolest division, you know?

2651. Where the cool cops work.

2652. I don't know if that's true.

2653. But, uh, you know, lot of people think it.

2654. Hello.

2655. Bye, front desk person.

2656. You were here when I came in three hours ago, weren't you?

2657. I remember your, uh, shirt.

2658. You probably remember me too, right? This face?

2659. You're not looking up. There you go.

2660. You remember this ugly mug, right? You have earbuds in.

2661. Did you hear anything I said? Oh, you did.

2662. Good. Anyway, this is Grover Fischoeder

2663. saying good night.

2664. Hi, there. First on the scene. No biggie.

2665. I beat you. And you.

2666. I beat you too.

2667. Crap.

2668. Oh, boy.

2669. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

2670. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

2671. How're you feeling, buddy? You nervous?

2672. Oh, no. It just feels like my insides

2673. are fighting to get out of my bottom hole.

2674. Hey, listen, you're gonna be great.

2675. Uh-huh. Or we're gonna be bad and insides out on stage.

2676. You know, I heard you guys practicing in the basement

2677. when I was cleaning up last night.

2678. - You did? - Yeah.

2679. And you sounded great. Parts were great.

2680. And your music, it makes you happy,

2681. - right? - Yeah.

2682. Well, it's gonna make other people happy, too.

2683. So maybe you should be un-stop-timistic about it.

2684. - Mom says that. - Yeah.

2685. - So, you're stealing. - I say it now, too.

2686. Also, she's helping Tina with her wig,

2687. so I have to try and say what she would say.

2688. Take her material.

2689. Yes. Come here.

2690. Thanks, Dad!

2691. Just have fun up there.

2692. That's such a shorter pep talk.

2693. Let me hear you say...

2694. Let me hear you say...

2695. Yeah

2696. Twist it, twirl it, cook it, bake it

2697. Do your thing

2698. You say...

2699. Yeah, shake those little burger buns

2700. - Okay. Got it! - Good!

2701. Here is a check for all the money we owe you.

2702. - For this month. - Yeah, for this month.

2703. Thanks to our very grateful landlord.

2704. I still think he's not grateful enough.

2705. That's true. He could be even more grateful.

2706. But still, signing it. This doesn't look right.

2707. Is that my signature? Uh, let's just say yes.

2708. So there, we did it, Mr. Bank.

2709. Please don't call me Mr. Bank.

2710. - Sorry. - People aren't usually

2711. so cocky when they make their very late loan payments.

2712. Well, get used to it.

2713. - One more. - Ow.

2714. Hey, Tina.

2715. Oh, hey, Jimmy Jr. Happy last day of school.

2716. Thanks. You too.

2717. So, I was doing parkour down on the beach with Zeke,

2718. we're really good at parkouring,

2719. or I'm really good at parkouring.

2720. Anyway, I found this.

2721. It made me think of you.

2722. Maybe because you have the same kind of barrette.

2723. Do you want it? It smells like seaweed.

2724. - Jimmy Jr.? - Yeah?

2725. There's something I wanted to ask you.

2726. Something summer boyfriend-related.

2727. But then I thought maybe it was a stupid question

2728. for anyone to ask anyone ever.

2729. And my heart was an idiot...

2730. - Oh. - Rolling, rolling.

2731. I'm doing parkour off the locker, Jay-Ju. You see me?

2732. It looked a little awkward, Zeke.

2733. I'm working on it! Yow-za!

2734. You fell off the wall.

2735. Yeah, what am I looking at here?

2736. Parkour!

2737. Uh, what were you saying?

2738. Oh, I was saying, I thought my heart was an idiot.

2739. But then you found my barrette-clace.

2740. And now it kinda makes me think

2741. maybe there's only no romance in the world

2742. if you believe there's no romance in the world.

2743. And who wants to believe that?

2744. Uh...

2745. Now, I don't know why I got so hung up

2746. on the question I was gonna ask anyway.

2747. Mostly, I just really wanna do this.

2748. - Whoa. - Yeah.

2749. You're not gonna do it.

2750. I'm gonna do it.

2751. You think because you, like, saved the wharf

2752. or something, you're all brave now?

2753. Yeah. On three.

2754. One, two, three.

2755. Your hat fell off.

2756. Hmm? Oh, yeah.

2757. Louise, reminding you that you have detention today

2758. because you skipped school.

2759. Oh, my God, your ears fell off!

2760. Okay. It's okay. What do we do? What do we do?

2761. It's fine. It's not a big deal.

2762. Emergency counsel session?

2763. I can get puppets here so fast.

2764. Ms. Labonz, will you go to my office

2765. and get Security Blanket Hank

2766. - and, oh, just get them all. - No.

2767. Mr. Frond, I'm good.

2768. - Oh, really? - MS. She's good.

2769. - Okay. I'm so proud of you. - Don't say

2770. - "you're so proud of me." - Yep.

2771. Is everybody ready to do this again?

2772. Yeah. Sure, Father.

2773. I mean, it seems like you're making us.

2774. Teddy did a good job.

2775. Kind of. Right?

2776. Aw, banner. I love banners.

2777. Are we dead set on "Burgers"?

2778. I mean, is it too late to change that?

2779. Oh, yeah. We could do wraps.

2780. Or soup.

2781. Mm. Mm, soup.

2782. Bob's Soup and Wraps has a certain sound to it.

2783. Oh, my God. Everyone, back inside,

2784. back inside. Never mind.

2785. Thank you, Wonder Wharf!

2786. What a journey!

2787. Yeah! All right!

2788. Finally. Now, we can bring out Johnny Jazz Hands.

2789. Oh, goody.

2790. JIMMY JR.: Uh, Tina, it's a little crowded, isn't it?

2791. No, it's fine. Shh, shh.

2792. JIMMY JR.: Okay. It's just that I...