1. The Assistant Warden
wants this one out of the block early.Copy !req
2. Wants to get it over with fast.Copy !req
3. Okay, let's do it.Copy !req
4. Psst! Hey.Copy !req
5. Come on, wake up, it's time.Copy !req
6. Wake up. Let's go, it's time.Copy !req
7. Hey.Copy !req
8. Well, this is it.Copy !req
9. 7474505B.Copy !req
10. What wing?
Maximum wing, Block 9.Copy !req
11. Standard release?Copy !req
12. Parole, three out of
five. Good behavior.Copy !req
13. Give me a minute.Copy !req
14. One Timex digital watch, broken.Copy !req
15. One unused prophylactic.Copy !req
16. One soiled.Copy !req
17. Boots, black. Belt, black.Copy !req
18. One black suit jacket.Copy !req
19. One pair black suit pants.Copy !req
20. One hat. Black.Copy !req
21. One pair of sunglasses.Copy !req
22. $23.07.Copy !req
23. Sign here.Copy !req
24. What's this?Copy !req
25. What?Copy !req
26. This car.Copy !req
27. This stupid car.Copy !req
28. Where's the Cadillac?Copy !req
29. The Caddy. Where's the Caddy?Copy !req
30. The what?Copy !req
31. The Cadillac we used to have.Copy !req
32. The Bluesmobile.Copy !req
33. I traded it.Copy !req
34. You traded the Bluesmobile
for this?Copy !req
35. No, for a microphone.Copy !req
36. A microphone?Copy !req
37. Okay, I can see that.Copy !req
38. What the hell is this?Copy !req
39. This was a bargain.Copy !req
40. I picked it up at the Mount Prospect
City Police Auction last spring.Copy !req
41. It's an old Mount Prospect
police car.Copy !req
42. They were practically
giving them away.Copy !req
43. Well, thank you, pal.Copy !req
44. The day I get out of prison,Copy !req
45. my own brother
picks me up in a police car.Copy !req
46. You don't like it?Copy !req
47. No, I don't like it.Copy !req
48. Car's got a lot of pickup.Copy !req
49. It's got a cop motor,
a 440 cubic-inch plant.Copy !req
50. It's got cop tires,
cop suspension, cop shocks.Copy !req
51. It was a model made
before catalytic convertersCopy !req
52. so it'll run good
on regular gas.Copy !req
53. What do you say?Copy !req
54. Is it the new Bluesmobile,
or what?Copy !req
55. Fix the cigarette lighter.Copy !req
56. What are we doing here?Copy !req
57. You promised you'd visit the
Penguin the day you got out.Copy !req
58. Yeah. So, I lied to her.Copy !req
59. You can't lie to a nun.Copy !req
60. We gotta go in
and visit the Penguin.Copy !req
61. No fucking way.Copy !req
62. Who is it?Copy !req
63. Jake and Elwood.Copy !req
64. Come in.Copy !req
65. Hello, boys.Copy !req
66. Nice to see you.Copy !req
67. Please, have a seat.Copy !req
68. No, boys. Come over
here in front of me.Copy !req
69. I want to see your faces.Copy !req
70. The county took a tax assessment
of this property last month.Copy !req
71. They want $5,000.Copy !req
72. Doesn't the Church
have to pay that?Copy !req
73. They would, if they were
interested in keeping the place.Copy !req
74. But they aren't.Copy !req
75. The Archbishop wants to
sell this building outrightCopy !req
76. to the Board of Education.Copy !req
77. What's gonna happen to you?Copy !req
78. I'll be sent to
the missions: Africa,Copy !req
79. Latin America,Copy !req
80. Korea... Forget it.Copy !req
81. $5,000? No problem.Copy !req
82. We'll have it for you
in the morning. Let's go.Copy !req
83. No. I will not take your
filthy, stolen money!Copy !req
84. Well, then.Copy !req
85. I guess you're
really up shit creek.Copy !req
86. I beg your pardon.
What did you say?Copy !req
87. I offered to help you.Copy !req
88. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
89. You refused to take our money.Copy !req
90. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
91. Then I said, "I guess
you're really up shit creek."Copy !req
92. Ow! Christ, Jake,
take it easy, man.Copy !req
93. Elwood!Copy !req
94. Ow, shit!Copy !req
95. Jesus Christ! Ow!Copy !req
96. Shit! Goddamn it!Copy !req
97. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
98. Jesus Christ.
You son of a bitch!Copy !req
99. You fat penguin!Copy !req
100. Fuck this noise, man!Copy !req
101. You are such
a disappointing pair.Copy !req
102. I prayed so hard for you.Copy !req
103. It saddens and hurts meCopy !req
104. that the two young men
whom I raisedCopy !req
105. to believe in
the Ten Commandments,Copy !req
106. have returned to me
as two thievesCopy !req
107. with filthy mouths
and bad attitudes.Copy !req
108. Get out! And don't come backCopy !req
109. until you've
redeemed yourselves.Copy !req
110. Boys, you gotta learn
not to talk to nuns that way.Copy !req
111. Jake, Elwood.Copy !req
112. Curtis! Hey, man!Copy !req
113. You look fine, man!Copy !req
114. Good to see you, man!Copy !req
115. Hey, buy you boys a drink?Copy !req
116. Boys, things are bad.Copy !req
117. They gonna sell this place
to the Board of EducationCopy !req
118. and I'll be out on the street.Copy !req
119. That money's got to be in the
Cook County Assessor's OfficeCopy !req
120. within 11 days.Copy !req
121. They wouldn't turn
you out, would they?Copy !req
122. Shit. What's one more old
nigger to the Board of Education?Copy !req
123. Curtis, you and the Penguin
are the only family we got.Copy !req
124. You're the only one
that was ever good to usCopy !req
125. singing Elmore James tunes and
blowing the harp for us down here.Copy !req
126. Well, the sister was right.Copy !req
127. You boys could use
a little churching up.Copy !req
128. Slide on down to the Triple RockCopy !req
129. and catch Rev. Cleophus.Copy !req
130. You boys listen to
what he's got to say.Copy !req
131. Curtis,Copy !req
132. I don't want to listen
to no jive-ass preacherCopy !req
133. talking to me about
heaven and hell.Copy !req
134. Jake, you get wise.
You get to church.Copy !req
135. All I'm saying is we got
to figure out some wayCopy !req
136. to get that money honestly.Copy !req
137. That could be a problem.Copy !req
138. It's like the Penguin says.Copy !req
139. We've got to make that
move towards redemption.Copy !req
140. We got to go to church.Copy !req
141. We've got to
make that move towards redemption.Copy !req
142. We got to go to church.Copy !req
143. Bullshit.Copy !req
144. Come on.Copy !req
145. And now, this week's sermonCopy !req
146. is from our beloved,
the Rev. Cleophus James!Copy !req
147. James.Copy !req
148. Come on, Reverend!
Come on, preacher.Copy !req
149. And now, people.Copy !req
150. Take your time!Copy !req
151. And now, people.Copy !req
152. When I woke up this morningCopy !req
153. I heard a disturbing sound.Copy !req
154. Yeah.Copy !req
155. I said, when I woke
up this morningCopy !req
156. I heard a disturbing sound!Copy !req
157. What I heard
was the jingle-jangleCopy !req
158. of a thousand lost souls!Copy !req
159. I'm talking about the souls
of mortal men and womenCopy !req
160. departed from this life!Copy !req
161. Wait a minute!Copy !req
162. Those lost, anguished souls
roaming unseen over the earth,Copy !req
163. seeking the divine lightCopy !req
164. they'll not find,
because it's too late!Copy !req
165. Too late! Yeah! Too late
for them to ever see againCopy !req
166. the light they once chose
not to follow. All right!Copy !req
167. Don't be lost
when your time comes!Copy !req
168. "For the day of the Lord cometh"Copy !req
169. "as a thief in the night."Copy !req
170. Amen.Copy !req
171. Say Amen!Copy !req
172. Can I get Amen?Copy !req
173. Well, well, well!Copy !req
174. Let us all
All go backCopy !req
175. To the old Old landmarkCopy !req
176. Let us all All go backCopy !req
177. To the old Old landmarkCopy !req
178. Let us all All go backCopy !req
179. To the old Old landmarkCopy !req
180. As
we stay in the service of the LordCopy !req
181. Let us kneel Kneel in prayerCopy !req
182. Gonna hold Hold my breathCopy !req
183. Let us kneel Kneel in prayerCopy !req
184. Gonna hold Hold my breathCopy !req
185. Let us feel Feel that prayerCopy !req
186. Kneel in prayerCopy !req
187. Let us preachCopy !req
188. Preach the wordCopy !req
189. Got to preach Preach
the word all the wayCopy !req
190. Do it, know it, feel itCopy !req
191. Let us preach Preach the wordCopy !req
192. Got to preachCopy !req
193. Preach the word all the wayCopy !req
194. Let's go All the wayCopy !req
195. Yea, LordCopy !req
196. Gonna preachCopy !req
197. Yeah, LordCopy !req
198. YeahCopy !req
199. Yeah, LordCopy !req
200. Let's go All the wayCopy !req
201. To the old Old landmarkCopy !req
202. Let's go All the wayCopy !req
203. To the old Old landmarkCopy !req
204. Let's go All the wayCopy !req
205. To the old Old landmarkCopy !req
206. YeahCopy !req
207. I knowCopy !req
208. Jake, are you all right?Copy !req
209. Oh, childCopy !req
210. Say it loudCopy !req
211. HallelujahCopy !req
212. The band.Copy !req
213. The band.Copy !req
214. Do you see the light?Copy !req
215. The band!Copy !req
216. Do you see the light?Copy !req
217. What light?Copy !req
218. Have you seen the light?Copy !req
219. Yes! Jesus H.
Tap-Dancing Christ!Copy !req
220. I have seen the light!Copy !req
221. The band, Elwood, the band!Copy !req
222. The band?Copy !req
223. The band.Copy !req
224. Band.Copy !req
225. The band!Copy !req
226. Praise God!Copy !req
227. And God bless the
United States of America.Copy !req
228. All go backCopy !req
229. To the old Old landmarkCopy !req
230. Let us all All go backCopy !req
231. To the old Old landmarkCopy !req
232. Let us all All go backCopy !req
233. To the old Old landmarkCopy !req
234. Do it, know it, feel itCopy !req
235. Gonna go backCopy !req
236. All go backCopy !req
237. Gonna go backCopy !req
238. All go backCopy !req
239. Gonna go backCopy !req
240. All go backCopy !req
241. Gonna go backCopy !req
242. All go backCopy !req
243. Gonna go backCopy !req
244. All go backCopy !req
245. Gonna go backCopy !req
246. Stay in the service of the LordCopy !req
247. Yeah!Copy !req
248. Yea, LordCopy !req
249. We'll put the band back
together, do a few gigs.Copy !req
250. We get some bread. Bang. $5,000.Copy !req
251. Yeah, getting the band back
together might not be that easy, Jake.Copy !req
252. What are you talking about?Copy !req
253. They split.Copy !req
254. They all took straight jobs.Copy !req
255. Yeah? So you know
where they are.Copy !req
256. You said you were
keeping in touch with them.Copy !req
257. I got a couple of leads,
a few phone numbers.Copy !req
258. But I mean, how many of them
visited or even wrote you, huh?Copy !req
259. They're not the kind of
guys who write letters.Copy !req
260. You were outside. I was inside.Copy !req
261. You were supposed to
keep in touch with the band.Copy !req
262. I kept asking you if we
were gonna play again.Copy !req
263. What was I gonna do,
take away your only hope?Copy !req
264. Take away the very thing
that kept you going in there?Copy !req
265. I took the liberty of
bullshitting you. Okay?Copy !req
266. You lied to me.Copy !req
267. It wasn't lies.
It was just bullshit.Copy !req
268. Shit. What?Copy !req
269. Rollers. No.Copy !req
270. Yeah. Shit.Copy !req
271. What? What did I do?Copy !req
272. You failed to stop
at a red signal.Copy !req
273. The light was yellow, sir.Copy !req
274. May I see your license, please?Copy !req
275. God damn it!Copy !req
276. Man, I haven't been
pulled over in six months.Copy !req
277. I bet those
cops have got SCMODS.Copy !req
278. SCMODS?Copy !req
279. State County Municipal
Offender Data System.Copy !req
280. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
281. Elwood, we show your license
currently under suspension.Copy !req
282. Step out of the car, please.Copy !req
283. First you trade the
Cadillac for a microphone.Copy !req
284. Then you lie to me
about the band.Copy !req
285. Now you're gonna put me
right back in the joint.Copy !req
286. They're not gonna catch us.
We're on a mission from God.Copy !req
287. Elwood.Copy !req
288. We are in high-speed pursuit
northbound on Courtland Avenue.Copy !req
289. Black-and-white 1974
Dodge sedan with Illinois plates.Copy !req
290. Request assistance.Copy !req
291. We'll be all right if we can just
get back on the expressway.Copy !req
292. This don't look like
no expressway to me!Copy !req
293. Don't yell at me.Copy !req
294. What do you want
me to do, motor head?Copy !req
295. Try not to be so negative
all the time.Copy !req
296. Why don't you offer some
constructive criticism?Copy !req
297. You got us
into this parking lot, pal.Copy !req
298. Now you get us out!Copy !req
299. You want out
of this parking lot? Okay.Copy !req
300. Will there be anything else?Copy !req
301. Yes. Do you have a Miss Piggy?Copy !req
302. There's Hanson Burgers.Copy !req
303. Yeah,
lots of space in this mall.Copy !req
304. Disco pants and haircuts.Copy !req
305. Yeah.Copy !req
306. Baby clothes.Copy !req
307. This place has got everything.Copy !req
308. New Oldsmobiles are
in early this year.Copy !req
309. Pier 1 imports.Copy !req
310. Oh, shit!Copy !req
311. They broke my watch!Copy !req
312. I'm gonna catch that suckerCopy !req
313. if it's the last thing
I ever do.Copy !req
314. Nice place, huh?Copy !req
315. Hey, Sam.Copy !req
316. Hey, Lloyd.Copy !req
317. Anybody call for me
on the phone?Copy !req
318. No. No calls.Copy !req
319. Some guy left this card.
Cop. Said he'd be back.Copy !req
320. This here's my brother, Jake.Copy !req
321. He just got out of the joint.Copy !req
322. He's gonna be staying
with me for a few weeks.Copy !req
323. Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
324. Did you get me
my Cheez Whiz, boy?Copy !req
325. Well, it ain't much,
but it's home.Copy !req
326. How often does the train go by?Copy !req
327. So often you won't
even notice it.Copy !req
328. What are you doing?Copy !req
329. Making dinner. Want some?Copy !req
330. No.Copy !req
331. Tomorrow we got to get
the band back together.Copy !req
332. I'm gonna quit work in
the morning, first thing.Copy !req
333. And how are you going to
get to work, Mr. Lead Foot,Copy !req
334. Mr. Hot Rodder,Copy !req
335. Mr. Motor Head?Copy !req
336. Those cops took
your license away.Copy !req
337. They got your name,
your address.Copy !req
338. No, they don't got my address.Copy !req
339. I falsified my renewal. I put
down 1060 West Addison.Copy !req
340. 1060 West Addison?Copy !req
341. That's Wrigley Field.Copy !req
342. I gotta hit the sack.Copy !req
343. Hey, you sleaze! My bed!Copy !req
344. This, gentlemen, is the elegant
abode of one Elwood Blues.Copy !req
345. Thanks for your help,
Mr. Mercer.Copy !req
346. I kind of like
the Wrigley Field bit.Copy !req
347. Yeah, real cute.Copy !req
348. All right, Sam?Copy !req
349. Hi, has my friend arrived yet?Copy !req
350. Failed to report in yesterday.Copy !req
351. I don't want no trouble.Copy !req
352. You just tell us where they
are and there'll be no trouble.Copy !req
353. Stand back.Copy !req
354. It's almost 9:00.
We've gotta go to work.Copy !req
355. Well, Elwood, sit down.Copy !req
356. What's on your mind?Copy !req
357. I got to quit.Copy !req
358. Why is that, Elwood?Copy !req
359. I'm going to become a priest.Copy !req
360. Well, okay.Copy !req
361. Listen, I'll call payrollCopy !req
362. and have them get
your severance pay ready.Copy !req
363. Good luck.Copy !req
364. God bless you, sir.Copy !req
365. Well, thank you.Copy !req
366. What's this?Copy !req
367. This is the last known addressCopy !req
368. of "Bones" Malone
and "Blue Lou" Marini.Copy !req
369. The Lord works in
mysterious ways.Copy !req
370. Yeah.Copy !req
371. Mrs. Toronto?Copy !req
372. Tarantino.Copy !req
373. Ma'am, do you have a Thomas
Malone or Louis Marini living here?Copy !req
374. Not anymore. They
moved out a long time ago.Copy !req
375. I don't take in boarders,
not for a long time.Copy !req
376. May we come in, ma'am?Copy !req
377. Please.Copy !req
378. Did they leave a forwarding
address? A phone number?Copy !req
379. No.Copy !req
380. Did they live quietly? What
were their personal habits?Copy !req
381. They were good boysCopy !req
382. but they made a
lot of racket at night.Copy !req
383. Are you the police?Copy !req
384. No, ma'am. We're musicians.Copy !req
385. Mr. Man!Copy !req
386. Mr. Man!Copy !req
387. Mr. Man!Copy !req
388. Yes, ma'am?Copy !req
389. They left this card.
Maybe it'll help you?Copy !req
390. Thanks.Copy !req
391. Thank you. You're marvelous.Copy !req
392. You're marvelous. Thank you.Copy !req
393. I'm Murph, and these
are the Magic Tones.Copy !req
394. Steve "The Colonel" Cropper,
Donald "Duck" Dunn,Copy !req
395. Willie "Too Big" Hall
and Tom "Bones" Malone.Copy !req
396. We'll be back for the Armada
Room's two-hour disco swing partyCopy !req
397. after this short break.Copy !req
398. Till then,
don't you go changing.Copy !req
399. So, Jake, you're out. You're
free. You're rehabilitated.Copy !req
400. What's next? What's
happening? What you gonna do?Copy !req
401. You got the money you
owe us, motherfucker?Copy !req
402. Look, let's just get
something straight here.Copy !req
403. The reason he got locked
in the slam in the first placeCopy !req
404. was for sticking up a gas
station to cover you guys.Copy !req
405. You're kidding.Copy !req
406. He pulled that job to pay for
the band's room-service tabCopy !req
407. from that Kiwanis gig
in Coal City.Copy !req
408. You did? That's right.Copy !req
409. So I don't want to hear
anymore of this small-change shit.Copy !req
410. We're putting the band
back together.Copy !req
411. Now, who here at this tableCopy !req
412. can honestly sayCopy !req
413. that they played any finerCopy !req
414. or felt any better than they didCopy !req
415. than when they were with
the Blues Brothers?Copy !req
416. You were the backbone.Copy !req
417. The nerve center of a great
rhythm-and-blues band.Copy !req
418. You can make that live,
breathe and jump again.Copy !req
419. "Murph and the Magic Tones?"Copy !req
420. Look at you in those
candy-ass monkey suits.Copy !req
421. And I thought
I had it bad in Joliet.Copy !req
422. At least we got a change
in clothes, sucker.Copy !req
423. You're wearing the same shit
you had on three years ago.Copy !req
424. Jake ain't lying.Copy !req
425. We had a band powerful enough
to turn goat piss into gasoline.Copy !req
426. We'll never get
that fat sound again.Copy !req
427. Not without some more horns.Copy !req
428. We'll never get Mr. Fabulous.Copy !req
429. Where is he? Forget it.Copy !req
430. Mr. Fabulous is the top
maitre d' at the Chez Paul.Copy !req
431. He's pulling down
six bills a week.Copy !req
432. Matt Murphy got married.Copy !req
433. Where is Matt "Guitar" Murphy?Copy !req
434. He opened a soul food restaurantCopy !req
435. with his old lady
on Maxwell Street.Copy !req
436. And he took Blue Lou with him.Copy !req
437. You'll never get
Matt and Mr. FabulousCopy !req
438. out of them high-paying gigs.Copy !req
439. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
440. Well, me and the Lord,Copy !req
441. we got an understanding.Copy !req
442. We're on a mission from God.Copy !req
443. Mainly French cuisine.Copy !req
444. No, sir. Mayor Daley
no longer dines here.Copy !req
445. He's dead, sir.Copy !req
446. MR. Private
dining rooms are available.Copy !req
447. Oh, no. I thought it was
supposed to be 5 years.Copy !req
448. Didn't you get 5 years?
Uh, no, sir, not you.Copy !req
449. And your name, sir?Copy !req
450. Rizzolo, for 8 at 11:30.
Thank you.Copy !req
451. Mr. Fabulous, how
marvelous it is to see you.Copy !req
452. You're looking
younger than ever.Copy !req
453. Wait.
You guys can't come in here.Copy !req
454. Oh, nonsense,
my dear fellow.Copy !req
455. My brother and I
have come to dineCopy !req
456. to celebrate my early release
from the service of the state.Copy !req
457. MR.
Wait. Let's talk outside.Copy !req
458. Let's have a cup
of coffee outside.Copy !req
459. Why, heavens, no.Copy !req
460. We seek a full meal and all
the compliments of the house.Copy !req
461. Come, Elwood.Copy !req
462. Let us adjourn ourselves
to the nearest tableCopy !req
463. and overlook this
establishment's board of fare.Copy !req
464. Good evening.
Chez Paul. Wait! Hey!Copy !req
465. Uh, sir, do you mind calling
back in about five minutes, please?Copy !req
466. I'm sure, we'll have a table
for you in just a few moments.Copy !req
467. Excuse me, won't you?Copy !req
468. Give us a bottle
of your finest champagne,Copy !req
469. five shrimp cocktails
and some bread for my brother.Copy !req
470. We have a Dom Perignon,
'71, at $120.Copy !req
471. That'll be fine, pal.Copy !req
472. Come on. Seriously, you guys,
the food here is really expensive.Copy !req
473. The soup is fucking $10.Copy !req
474. Come on. Let's go outside.
I'll buy you a cup of coffee.Copy !req
475. We're putting the band
back together.Copy !req
476. Forget it. No way.Copy !req
477. We're on a mission from God.Copy !req
478. Hold it, hold it. What's this?Copy !req
479. Waiter? Sir?Copy !req
480. Please, waiter?Copy !req
481. Yes, sir? How are your salads?Copy !req
482. The salads are fine.Copy !req
483. It's just that we'd like
to move to another table,Copy !req
484. away from those two gentlemen.Copy !req
485. Why? Have they
been disturbing you?Copy !req
486. No.Copy !req
487. It's just that, well, frankly,
they're offensive... smelling.Copy !req
488. I mean, they smell bad.Copy !req
489. Excuse me, sir. I'll see if I
can locate another table for you.Copy !req
490. Thank you.Copy !req
491. Wrong glass, sir.Copy !req
492. How much for the little girl?Copy !req
493. The women?
How much for the women?Copy !req
494. What?Copy !req
495. Your women,
I want to buy your women.Copy !req
496. The little girl. Your daughters.Copy !req
497. Sell them to me.Copy !req
498. Sell me your children.Copy !req
499. Maitre d'! Maitre d'!Copy !req
500. Uh...Copy !req
501. Hey, cut it out, cut it out.Copy !req
502. The owners are gonna ask me
to call the cops.Copy !req
503. You wouldn't do that to me,
would you, man?Copy !req
504. He just got out of Joliet.Copy !req
505. He's on parole.Copy !req
506. You can't call
the cops on him, man.Copy !req
507. We're putting the band
back together.Copy !req
508. I said no. Absolutely not!Copy !req
509. You! How much for your wife?Copy !req
510. We're putting the band
back together.Copy !req
511. We need you, man.
We need your horn.Copy !req
512. I can't. I really can't.Copy !req
513. We got everybody except Matt
"Guitar" Murphy and Blue Lou,Copy !req
514. and we're getting them next.Copy !req
515. No way.Copy !req
516. If you say no,Copy !req
517. Elwood and I
will come here for breakfast,Copy !req
518. lunch and dinner
every day of the week.Copy !req
519. Okay, okay. I'll play.
You got me.Copy !req
520. Sir?Copy !req
521. Sir?Copy !req
522. Sir!Copy !req
523. Sir!Copy !req
524. Sir!Copy !req
525. White men!Copy !req
526. White women!Copy !req
527. The swastika is calling you!Copy !req
528. The sacred and ancient
symbol of your raceCopy !req
529. since the beginning of time.Copy !req
530. The Jew is using the blackCopy !req
531. as muscle against you.Copy !req
532. And you are left there,
helpless.Copy !req
533. Fuck you! Why don't you
go back where you belong?Copy !req
534. What are you gonna do
about it, whitey?Copy !req
535. Just sit there?Copy !req
536. Go back
where you came from!Copy !req
537. Of course not!Copy !req
538. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
539. You are going to join with us,Copy !req
540. the members of,Copy !req
541. the American Socialist
White People's Party:Copy !req
542. an organization of decent,Copy !req
543. law-abiding white folkCopy !req
544. just like you.Copy !req
545. Blow it out your ass,
you bastards!Copy !req
546. Go to hell!Copy !req
547. I pledge allegiance
to Adolf Hitler.Copy !req
548. I pledge allegiance
to Adolf Hitler.Copy !req
549. The immortal leader of our race.Copy !req
550. The immortal leader of our race.Copy !req
551. To the order for
which he stands.Copy !req
552. And to the order
for which he stands.Copy !req
553. One great cause.
One great cause.Copy !req
554. Sacred and invincible.
Sacred and invincible.Copy !req
555. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
556. Those bums won their court
case, so they're marching today.Copy !req
557. What bums?Copy !req
558. The fucking Nazi Party.Copy !req
559. Illinois Nazis.Copy !req
560. I hate Illinois Nazis.Copy !req
561. Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!Copy !req
562. Ten hut!Copy !req
563. Gruppenführer!Copy !req
564. Yes, sir!Copy !req
565. Gruppenführer, get that
car's license plate number.Copy !req
566. We're gonna kill
that son of a bitch.Copy !req
567. Boom, boom, boom, boomCopy !req
568. Mmm-hmmCopy !req
569. Haw, haw, haw, hawCopy !req
570. Hey, heyCopy !req
571. Come on home, babeCopy !req
572. Oh, come on homeCopy !req
573. Oh, come on home,
come on home to me, babeCopy !req
574. I love you I love youCopy !req
575. Come on come on, come onCopy !req
576. Oh, come on homeCopy !req
577. Come on, I love yaCopy !req
578. Hold meCopy !req
579. I knowCopy !req
580. I love youCopy !req
581. I love youCopy !req
582. Look outCopy !req
583. When she walk that walkCopy !req
584. And talk that talkCopy !req
585. And whisper in my earCopy !req
586. Tell me that she love meCopy !req
587. I love that talkCopy !req
588. That baby talkCopy !req
589. When she talk like thatCopy !req
590. I can't take it like thatCopy !req
591. Haw, haw, haw, hawCopy !req
592. Hey, hey, yeahCopy !req
593. Come on home, pretty babeCopy !req
594. Walk your walkCopy !req
595. Talk your talkCopy !req
596. Talk your talk, babyCopy !req
597. TalkCopy !req
598. Yeah.Copy !req
599. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
600. That was Boom Boom, the
song that I wrote, back in the '50sCopy !req
601. No, you didn't.Copy !req
602. was such a big hit.Copy !req
603. No, you didn't! No, you didn't!Copy !req
604. I wrote Boom Boom.
I wrote Boom Boom.Copy !req
605. Can I help you, boys?Copy !req
606. You got any white bread?Copy !req
607. Yes.Copy !req
608. I'll have some toasted
white bread, please.Copy !req
609. You want butter or jam
on that toast, honey?Copy !req
610. No, ma'am. Dry.Copy !req
611. Got any fried chicken?Copy !req
612. Best damn chicken in the state.Copy !req
613. Bring me four fried
chickens and a Coke.Copy !req
614. You want chicken wings
or chicken legs?Copy !req
615. Four fried chickens and a Coke.Copy !req
616. And some dry
white toast, please.Copy !req
617. You all want anything
to drink with that?Copy !req
618. No, ma'am. A Coke.Copy !req
619. Be up in a minute.Copy !req
620. We got two honkies out thereCopy !req
621. dressed like Hasidic
diamond merchants.Copy !req
622. Say what?Copy !req
623. They look like they're from
the CIA or something.Copy !req
624. What they wanna eat?Copy !req
625. The tall one wants
white bread. Toast.Copy !req
626. Dry. With nothing on it.Copy !req
627. Elwood!Copy !req
628. And the other one wants four
whole fried chickens and a Coke.Copy !req
629. And Jake! Shit!
The Blues Brothers!Copy !req
630. Hi, Jake.Copy !req
631. Matt! How you doing?Copy !req
632. How you doing? How was Joliet?Copy !req
633. Oh, it's bad.Copy !req
634. On Thursday night they serve
a wicked pepper steak.Copy !req
635. Can't be as bad as
the cabbage rollsCopy !req
636. at the Terre Haute Federal Pen.Copy !req
637. Or that oatmeal
at the Cook County slammer.Copy !req
638. They're all pretty bad.Copy !req
639. Matt! Me and Elwood,Copy !req
640. we're putting the band
back together.Copy !req
641. We need you and Blue Lou.Copy !req
642. Oh, man. Don't talk
that way around here.Copy !req
643. My old lady, she'll kill me.Copy !req
644. Ma'am,
you gotta understand.Copy !req
645. This is a lot bigger
than any domestic problemsCopy !req
646. you might be experiencing.Copy !req
647. Matt, what the hell
is he talking about?Copy !req
648. Don't get riled, sugar.Copy !req
649. Don't you,
"don't get riled, sugar" me!Copy !req
650. Now, you not going back
on the road no more.Copy !req
651. And you ain't playing any more
two-bit, sleazy dives.Copy !req
652. You're living with me now.Copy !req
653. And you're not gonna
go sliding aroundCopy !req
654. with your old
white hoodlum friends.Copy !req
655. But, babes!
This is Jake and Elwood!Copy !req
656. The Blues Brothers!Copy !req
657. The Blues Brothers!Copy !req
658. Shit!Copy !req
659. They still owe you money, fool!Copy !req
660. Ma'am, would it make you feel
any better if you knew thatCopy !req
661. what we're asking Matt
here to do is a holy thing?Copy !req
662. You see,
we're on a mission from God.Copy !req
663. Don't you blaspheme in here!
Don't you blaspheme in here!Copy !req
664. Now, this is my man,
this is my restaurant,Copy !req
665. and you two are gonna just
walk right out that door,Copy !req
666. without your dry, white toast,Copy !req
667. without your four fried chickensCopy !req
668. and without
Matt "Guitar" Murphy!Copy !req
669. Now, you listen to me!
I love you.Copy !req
670. But I'm the man
and you're the woman.Copy !req
671. And I'll make the decisions
concerning my life!Copy !req
672. You better think
about what you saying.Copy !req
673. You better think about the
consequences of your actions.Copy !req
674. Oh, shut up, woman!Copy !req
675. You better think
ThinkCopy !req
676. Think about what
you're trying to do to meCopy !req
677. Yeah, think Think, thinkCopy !req
678. Let your mind go
Let yourself be freeCopy !req
679. Let's go back Let's go backCopy !req
680. Let's go way on back whenCopy !req
681. I didn't even know youCopy !req
682. You couldn't have been
too much more than 10Copy !req
683. Just a childCopy !req
684. I ain't no psychiatrist
I ain't no doctor with degreesCopy !req
685. it don't take too much high IQ
to see what you're doing to meCopy !req
686. You better think ThinkCopy !req
687. Think about what you're
trying to do to meCopy !req
688. Think Think, thinkCopy !req
689. Let your mind go
Let yourself be freeCopy !req
690. Oh, freedom FreedomCopy !req
691. Freedom FreedomCopy !req
692. FreedomCopy !req
693. Yeah, freedomCopy !req
694. Right now, freedom FreedomCopy !req
695. Freedom FreedomCopy !req
696. FreedomCopy !req
697. Oh, freedom right nowCopy !req
698. Hey, think about itCopy !req
699. You, think about itCopy !req
700. There ain't nothing you could
ask I could answer you, but I won'tCopy !req
701. But I was gonna change that, I'm
not if you keep doing things I don'tCopy !req
702. Hey!Copy !req
703. Think about what you're
trying to do to meCopy !req
704. Damn it ThinkCopy !req
705. Let your mind go
Let yourself be freeCopy !req
706. People walking around every day
playing games and taking scoresCopy !req
707. Tryin' to make other people
lose their mindCopy !req
708. Be careful you don't lose yoursCopy !req
709. Hey, think ThinkCopy !req
710. Think about what you're
trying to do to meCopy !req
711. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Think, thinkCopy !req
712. Let your mind go
Let yourself be freeCopy !req
713. You need me Need meCopy !req
714. And I need you Don't you knowCopy !req
715. Without each other there
ain't nothing either can doCopy !req
716. Yeah, think about it, babeCopy !req
717. What you trying to do to meCopy !req
718. To the bone, man
Think about it right nowCopy !req
719. Oh, freedom FreedomCopy !req
720. Freedom FreedomCopy !req
721. Yeah, freedomCopy !req
722. Freedom FreedomCopy !req
723. Freedom FreedomCopy !req
724. FreedomCopy !req
725. FreedomCopy !req
726. Right nowCopy !req
727. HeyCopy !req
728. You, think about itCopy !req
729. There ain't nothing you could
ask I can answer you, but I won'tCopy !req
730. But I was gonna change my
mind if you keep doing things I don'tCopy !req
731. Yeah, think ThinkCopy !req
732. Think about what you're
trying to do to meCopy !req
733. ThinkCopy !req
734. Let your mind go
Let yourself be freeCopy !req
735. You need me Need meCopy !req
736. And I need you Don't you knowCopy !req
737. Without each other there
ain't nothing either can doCopy !req
738. Yeah, yeahCopy !req
739. Think about it, babyCopy !req
740. What you're trying to do to meCopy !req
741. To the bone, manCopy !req
742. Think about it, babyCopy !req
743. Yeah, right on To the boneCopy !req
744. For deepness
To the bone, for deepnessCopy !req
745. Yeah To the boneCopy !req
746. For deepness, think about itCopy !req
747. To the bone, for deepnessCopy !req
748. Right nowCopy !req
749. Think about it, yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
750. To the bone, for deepness
To the bone, for deepnessCopy !req
751. Think about it For deepnessCopy !req
752. Think about itCopy !req
753. Don't give me the blues,
brother, heyCopy !req
754. You had betterCopy !req
755. Stop and think about it ThinkCopy !req
756. ThinkCopy !req
757. Let's boogie.Copy !req
758. Well, go ahead, damn it!Copy !req
759. Shit!Copy !req
760. Pardon me, but we do
have a strict policyCopy !req
761. concerning the handling
of the instruments.Copy !req
762. An employee of Ray's Music
Exchange must be present.Copy !req
763. Now, may I help you?Copy !req
764. Ray, it's me. Joliet Jake.Copy !req
765. I once rented some column
speakers from you for my band,Copy !req
766. The Blues Brothers.Copy !req
767. Hey, Ray. It's me, Murph, of
Murph and the Magic Tones.Copy !req
768. Remember me?
I bought three Fender amps.Copy !req
769. Oh, we sell a lot
of amplifiers.Copy !req
770. Not like these.
They were beautiful.Copy !req
771. Upholstered with thick,
red shag.Copy !req
772. Oh, right, right!
I remember now.Copy !req
773. As a matter of fact, I'll buy
them all back for $350 a piece.Copy !req
774. $350?Copy !req
775. I paid $800 each,
not 6 months ago.Copy !req
776. Well, you know
depreciation, man.Copy !req
777. Ray, we're here to buy stuff.Copy !req
778. We need pianos,
amps, mikes, the works.Copy !req
779. Now, go on! Get!Copy !req
780. Breaks my heart,
a boy that young going bad.Copy !req
781. Tell me a little about this
electric piano, Ray.Copy !req
782. Oh, you have a good eye, my man.Copy !req
783. That's the best
in the city of Chicago.Copy !req
784. How much?Copy !req
785. $2,000 and it's yours.Copy !req
786. You can take it home with you.Copy !req
787. Matter of fact, I'll throw
in the black keys for free.Copy !req
788. $2,000 for this chunk of shit?Copy !req
789. Come on, Ray!Copy !req
790. I mean, really, Ray. It's used.Copy !req
791. There's no action left
in this keyboard.Copy !req
792. Uh, uh, uh, excuse me.Copy !req
793. I don't think
there's anything wrongCopy !req
794. with the action on this piano.Copy !req
795. Well, I heard about
the fella you've been dancing withCopy !req
796. All over the neighborhoodCopy !req
797. So, why didn't you ask me, babyCopy !req
798. Or didn't you think I could?Copy !req
799. Well, I know that the
boogaloo is out of sightCopy !req
800. But the shingaling's
the thing tonightCopy !req
801. But if that was
you and me out there, babyCopy !req
802. I would have shown you
how to do it rightCopy !req
803. Do it rightCopy !req
804. Uh-huh.Copy !req
805. Do it rightCopy !req
806. Do it rightCopy !req
807. Do it rightCopy !req
808. Do it rightCopy !req
809. AaahCopy !req
810. TwistingCopy !req
811. Shake it, shake it, babyCopy !req
812. Here we go loop de loopCopy !req
813. Shake it out, babyCopy !req
814. Here we go loop de laCopy !req
815. Bend overCopy !req
816. Let me see you
shake your tail featherCopy !req
817. Bend overCopy !req
818. Let me see you
shake your tail featherCopy !req
819. Come onCopy !req
820. Let me see you
shake your tail featherCopy !req
821. Come on Let me see
you shake your tail featherCopy !req
822. AaahCopy !req
823. Come onCopy !req
824. Come on, babyCopy !req
825. Come onCopy !req
826. Yeah, come on, babyCopy !req
827. All rightCopy !req
828. Do the twistCopy !req
829. Do the flyCopy !req
830. Do the swimCopy !req
831. And do the birdCopy !req
832. Do the duckCopy !req
833. Do the monkeyCopy !req
834. WatusiCopy !req
835. And what about the frugCopy !req
836. Do the mashed potatoCopy !req
837. What about the boogalooCopy !req
838. The Bony MaronieCopy !req
839. Come on, let's do the twistCopy !req
840. Ah, twistingCopy !req
841. Shake it, shake it, babyCopy !req
842. TwistingCopy !req
843. Shake it, shake it, babyCopy !req
844. TwistingCopy !req
845. Shake it, shake it, babyCopy !req
846. Okay, man.Copy !req
847. We'll take these axes.Copy !req
848. Naturally. And as usual,
I gotta take an IOU.Copy !req
849. You guys go inside,
get yourselves a bite.Copy !req
850. I've got to make a phone call.Copy !req
851. Now, Jake, does this phone
call concern our first gig?Copy !req
852. Have I ever lied to you?Copy !req
853. What are we gonna do, man?Copy !req
854. We don't got no gig.Copy !req
855. How much money you got?Copy !req
856. I got a quarter.Copy !req
857. That's enough for
a phone call. Come on.Copy !req
858. What are you doing, Elwood?Copy !req
859. You said we were
gonna make a call.Copy !req
860. I said I was gonna make a call.Copy !req
861. Who are you gonna call, Jake?Copy !req
862. Do you remember Maury Sline?Copy !req
863. Sline? Booking agent?
What about him?Copy !req
864. He got us some good showcases
in the old days.Copy !req
865. He got us the Morgan Park,
he got us the Tick Tock.Copy !req
866. I got him laid. He owes me.Copy !req
867. Give it a shot.Copy !req
868. Hey, Jake.Copy !req
869. There's got to be at least
$7 worth of change here.Copy !req
870. Yeah?Copy !req
871. Sir.Copy !req
872. What did you find out?Copy !req
873. Okay.Copy !req
874. I called a friend at
the Motor Vehicle Department.Copy !req
875. That license plate is like a
rash all over the computer.Copy !req
876. The car belongs to
a known traffic menace.Copy !req
877. What's his name?Copy !req
878. His name is Elwood Blues.Copy !req
879. He's got a record a mile long.Copy !req
880. And he's a Catholic.Copy !req
881. Did you get his address?Copy !req
882. Of course.Copy !req
883. 1060 West Addison.Copy !req
884. Let's go.Copy !req
885. Anybody with that kind of recordCopy !req
886. is gonna make a mistake.Copy !req
887. I want all party members
in the tri-state districtCopy !req
888. to monitor the city, county,Copy !req
889. and state police
on their C. B.s.Copy !req
890. Mr. Blues is gonna fuck up.Copy !req
891. And when he does,Copy !req
892. he better pray the police
get to him before we do.Copy !req
893. All right, man.Copy !req
894. We've been in this car
for three hours now.Copy !req
895. Where the hell is this place?Copy !req
896. I told you it'd take
a little while to get there.Copy !req
897. What's the name of the place?Copy !req
898. Uh, the name
of the place is, uh,Copy !req
899. Bob's Country Bunker.Copy !req
900. Here we are.Copy !req
901. Bob's Country Bunker?Copy !req
902. Jake, the sign says,Copy !req
903. "Tonight only,
the Good Ole Boys."Copy !req
904. Blues Brothers!Copy !req
905. It should read, "Tonight only",Copy !req
906. "the Blues Brothers'
triumphant return."Copy !req
907. Must be some kind of mistake.Copy !req
908. You guys unload the stuff.Copy !req
909. Elwood, come with me.Copy !req
910. What can I get you boys?Copy !req
911. You thirsty, you hungry
or just driving through?Copy !req
912. Maybe you'd like a beer,
or something a little harder?Copy !req
913. We happen to make the
state's best pepper steak.Copy !req
914. No, thank you, ma'am!Copy !req
915. We may be sucking back
a few beers a little later on.Copy !req
916. We'll be here all night.
You see, we're the band.Copy !req
917. You are? Oh, gee, that's nice!Copy !req
918. Hey, Bob, this is the band!Copy !req
919. All right!Copy !req
920. What kind of music
do you usually have here?Copy !req
921. We got both kinds. We
got country and western.Copy !req
922. Jake, are you sure
this is the place?Copy !req
923. Yeah! Sure! This is the place.Copy !req
924. Hi! You the Good Ole Boys?
That's us!Copy !req
925. The rest of the band's
out in the parking lotCopy !req
926. getting our stuff together.Copy !req
927. Well, I'm sure glad
to have you boys here.Copy !req
928. I'm Bob and this
here is my place.Copy !req
929. It's a beautiful place, Bob!Copy !req
930. I guess you wanna get
your steel guitars and everythingCopy !req
931. set up on stage, don't you?Copy !req
932. Claire, go and turn
those stage lights onCopy !req
933. and get these boys
going up there.Copy !req
934. Chicken wire?Copy !req
935. What do you say we
set up for sound check?Copy !req
936. Excuse me, sonny, I
guess I'll give this to you.Copy !req
937. You're the tallest one.Copy !req
938. Okay, what is it?Copy !req
939. Well, that there
is a list of the songsCopy !req
940. you boys will be
playing tonight.Copy !req
941. Man, I don't think we know
any of the songs on this list.Copy !req
942. This list doesn't mean
anything. They're just requests.Copy !req
943. Do our regular set. First tune!Copy !req
944. Give Me Some Loving. One, two.Copy !req
945. One, two, three, four.Copy !req
946. Shit!Copy !req
947. What are those damn freak
pecker heads playing?Copy !req
948. Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
949. We're glad to be here
in Kokomo tonight.Copy !req
950. We're the Good Old Blues
Brothers Boys Band from Chicago.Copy !req
951. We sure hope
you'll like our show.Copy !req
952. I'm Elwood.
This is my brother Jake.Copy !req
953. Well, my temperature's
rising And my feet on the floorCopy !req
954. Crazy people knockin'
'Cause they wanted some moreCopy !req
955. Let me in, baby
I don't know what you gotCopy !req
956. You better take it easy
'Cause this place is hotCopy !req
957. And I'm so glad you made itCopy !req
958. That ain't no
Hank Williams song!Copy !req
959. Give me some lovingCopy !req
960. Get off the stage!Copy !req
961. Give me some lovingCopy !req
962. Every dayCopy !req
963. Why'd they turn off the lights?Copy !req
964. Maybe they blew a fuse.Copy !req
965. I don't think so, man.Copy !req
966. Those lights are off on purpose.Copy !req
967. We gotta figure out something
these people like, and fast!Copy !req
968. I got it. Remember the
theme from Rawhide?Copy !req
969. The old favorite. Rowdy Yates.Copy !req
970. What key? A.Copy !req
971. Good country key.Copy !req
972. Rawhide in A.Copy !req
973. Rollin', rollin', rollin'Copy !req
974. Though the streams are swollenCopy !req
975. Keep them dogies rollin'Copy !req
976. RawhideCopy !req
977. The rain and wind and weather
Hellbent for leatherCopy !req
978. Wishin' my gal was by my sideCopy !req
979. All the things I'm missin'Copy !req
980. Good vittles, love and kissin'Copy !req
981. Are waiting at
the end of my rideCopy !req
982. Move 'em on Head 'em upCopy !req
983. Head 'em up Move 'em onCopy !req
984. Move 'em on Head 'em upCopy !req
985. Rawhide Cut 'em outCopy !req
986. Ride 'em in Ride 'em inCopy !req
987. Cut 'em out Cut 'em outCopy !req
988. Ride 'em in, RawhideCopy !req
989. Move 'em on Head 'em upCopy !req
990. Head 'em up Move 'em onCopy !req
991. Move 'em on Head 'em upCopy !req
992. Rawhide Cut 'em outCopy !req
993. Ride 'em in Ride 'em inCopy !req
994. Cut 'em out Cut 'em outCopy !req
995. Ride 'em in, RawhideCopy !req
996. Yah!Copy !req
997. RawhideCopy !req
998. Yah!Copy !req
999. RawhideCopy !req
1000. Theme from the TV
show Rawhide. Thank you.Copy !req
1001. We'd like to do a favorite
of the horn section.Copy !req
1002. We hope it's one of yours.Copy !req
1003. Sometimes
it's hard to be a womanCopy !req
1004. Giving all your loveCopy !req
1005. To just one manCopy !req
1006. And if you love himCopy !req
1007. Oh, be proud of himCopy !req
1008. 'Cause after allCopy !req
1009. He's just a manCopy !req
1010. Stand by your manCopy !req
1011. Give him two arms to cling toCopy !req
1012. And something warm to come toCopy !req
1013. When nights are cold and lonelyCopy !req
1014. Stand by your manCopy !req
1015. And tell the world you love himCopy !req
1016. Keep giving all the love you canCopy !req
1017. Stand by your manCopy !req
1018. Stand by your manCopy !req
1019. And show the world you love himCopy !req
1020. Keep giving all the love you canCopy !req
1021. BabyCopy !req
1022. Stand by your manCopy !req
1023. Well, folks, it's
time to call it a night.Copy !req
1024. But do what you feel, and
keep both feet on the wheel.Copy !req
1025. You don't have to go home
but you can't stay here.Copy !req
1026. So, till next time:Copy !req
1027. Move 'em on Head 'em upCopy !req
1028. Head 'em up Move 'em onCopy !req
1029. Move 'em on Head 'em upCopy !req
1030. RawhideCopy !req
1031. Cut 'em out Ride 'em inCopy !req
1032. Ride 'em in Cut 'em outCopy !req
1033. Cut 'em outCopy !req
1034. Ride 'em in, RawhideCopy !req
1035. RawhideCopy !req
1036. Let's get the hell out of here.Copy !req
1037. Shit, I wanna tell you boysCopy !req
1038. that's some of the best
goddamn music we've hadCopy !req
1039. at the Country Bunker
in a long time.Copy !req
1040. Sorry we couldn't remember
The Wreck of the Old 97.Copy !req
1041. Why, hell!Copy !req
1042. You guys can learn it next
time when you come back.Copy !req
1043. Bob, about our money
for tonight.Copy !req
1044. That's right.Copy !req
1045. $200Copy !req
1046. and you boys drank
$300 worth of beer.Copy !req
1047. When we first came inCopy !req
1048. the bar lady never
charged us for the first roundCopy !req
1049. so, like, we figured beer was
complimentary for the band.Copy !req
1050. Beer was, like, complimentary
for the band, you know.Copy !req
1051. No.Copy !req
1052. Well, I'll just go out
and take up a collectionCopy !req
1053. from the boys.Copy !req
1054. Well, I'll tell you,
I sure would appreciate it.Copy !req
1055. I say this trip is nowhere, man.Copy !req
1056. I say we gotta quit.Copy !req
1057. What? Quit?Copy !req
1058. Well, I wish you guys
would make up your mind.Copy !req
1059. Otherwise, I've gotta call
Mr. RonziniCopy !req
1060. at the Holiday Inn and
get our old gig back.Copy !req
1061. Back at the Armada Room?Copy !req
1062. Listen, they want us to pay
for the beer we drank.Copy !req
1063. So you guys better split.Copy !req
1064. The next gig is
gonna be dynamite!Copy !req
1065. Huge! You'll see.Copy !req
1066. I say we give The Blues BrothersCopy !req
1067. just one more chance.Copy !req
1068. Why not?
If the shit fits, wear it!Copy !req
1069. Scoot over, goddamn it!Copy !req
1070. Boys look a little upset.Copy !req
1071. Hey, man. Don't worry.Copy !req
1072. We got a couple of days.Copy !req
1073. We'll get
the Penguin's tax money.Copy !req
1074. I mean, look.Copy !req
1075. We got an appointment
to see Mr. Sline tomorrow.Copy !req
1076. Everything's gonna be all right.Copy !req
1077. Let's skate.Copy !req
1078. Goddamn it.Copy !req
1079. Excuse me, gentlemen.
Are you The Good Ole Boys?Copy !req
1080. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
1081. I'm Tucker McElroy, lead singer,Copy !req
1082. driver of the Winnebago.Copy !req
1083. I'd like to talk to you,
but we're running very late.Copy !req
1084. My name is Jacob Stein,
American FederationCopy !req
1085. of Musicians Union, Local 200.Copy !req
1086. I've been sent here to seeCopy !req
1087. if you gentlemen are
carrying your permits.Copy !req
1088. Our what?Copy !req
1089. Your union cards.Copy !req
1090. May I see your cards, please?Copy !req
1091. Suppose we ain't got
no union cards,Copy !req
1092. and we go in
and start playing anyway.Copy !req
1093. What you gonna do about that?Copy !req
1094. You gonna stop us? Stein?Copy !req
1095. You gonna look
pretty funny trying to eatCopy !req
1096. corn on the cob
with no fucking teeth!Copy !req
1097. Listen,Copy !req
1098. let me talk to Bob, the owner.Copy !req
1099. See if we can put your bandCopy !req
1100. on contract waivers for tonight.Copy !req
1101. I don't want you to
move from this spot.Copy !req
1102. Just let me handle this.Copy !req
1103. We'll, uh... We'll talk to Bob.Copy !req
1104. Get in the car and start her up.Copy !req
1105. You know you boys
owe me a lot of moneyCopy !req
1106. for that beer you drank tonight!Copy !req
1107. Goddamn it!Copy !req
1108. Bob, we loved
playing here tonight.Copy !req
1109. My brother's writing outCopy !req
1110. an American Express
traveler's chequeCopy !req
1111. to cover the extensive bar tab.Copy !req
1112. Well, I sure
would appreciate it.Copy !req
1113. I'd better check up,
see how he's doing.Copy !req
1114. See, I have to sign it, too.Copy !req
1115. I usually sit in the car
and write it outCopy !req
1116. on the, uh,
glove compartment lid.Copy !req
1117. Okay?Copy !req
1118. I need a pencil.Copy !req
1119. Were them guys from the union?Copy !req
1120. Union? What the hell union?Copy !req
1121. Those boys skipped out of hereCopy !req
1122. owing me a lot
of money for beer.Copy !req
1123. What the hell are you guys
all dressed up for?Copy !req
1124. We're The Good Ole Boys!Copy !req
1125. You're The Good Ole Boys?Copy !req
1126. A. F.M. Shit!Copy !req
1127. Our Lady of
Blessed Acceleration,Copy !req
1128. don't fail me now!Copy !req
1129. I don't believe it!Copy !req
1130. It's that shitbox Dodge again.Copy !req
1131. The bastards are ours now!Copy !req
1132. Holy shit!Copy !req
1133. Boys, you're in big trouble.Copy !req
1134. Maury, you owe me.Copy !req
1135. We'll play anywhere,
anytime, for anybody.Copy !req
1136. Put us in, uh,
the Double Up Lounge,Copy !req
1137. or the Morgan Park Theater,
or the Crystal.Copy !req
1138. We always knocked
them dead in those joints.Copy !req
1139. Discos. They're all discos.Copy !req
1140. Singles. Mixed
singles, gay singles.Copy !req
1141. Those people like to
tumble and carry on.Copy !req
1142. They like to dance
with each other.Copy !req
1143. We are a dance band.Copy !req
1144. I don't know, boys.
I just don't know.Copy !req
1145. Times have changed,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
1146. What are you guys
gonna do? The same act?Copy !req
1147. You wear the same
farchadat suits.Copy !req
1148. You'll scare people away.Copy !req
1149. Don't you ever wear
blue jeans or jumpsuitsCopy !req
1150. like Wayne Cochran
and the C.C. Riders?Copy !req
1151. You gotta come through for us.Copy !req
1152. We need $5,000, fast.Copy !req
1153. $5,000?Copy !req
1154. Who do you think you are?
The Beatles?Copy !req
1155. You know the size hall you gotta
work to take in that kind of money?Copy !req
1156. We'll fill any hall
in the country.Copy !req
1157. You guys familiar with
the Palace Hotel ballroom?Copy !req
1158. Never heard of it.Copy !req
1159. Nice place up north.Copy !req
1160. Built in the '40s
on Lake Wazapamani.Copy !req
1161. That seats 5,000.Copy !req
1162. You guys fill that place,
you can make $5,000, easy.Copy !req
1163. Book us for tomorrow night.Copy !req
1164. Hold it! Tomorrow night?Copy !req
1165. A gig like that, you gotta
prepare the proper exploitation.Copy !req
1166. I know about that stuff.
I been exploited all my life.Copy !req
1167. Forget it. There's no way
with you guys. Forget about it.Copy !req
1168. Say, how's Mrs. Sline?Copy !req
1169. I might have some
information she'd like to know.Copy !req
1170. You blackmailing me?Copy !req
1171. If you wanna put it that
way. Maury, we need this gig!Copy !req
1172. We're on a mission from God.Copy !req
1173. You get us the hall,
and I guaranteeCopy !req
1174. we'll pack them in
from miles around.Copy !req
1175. What do you say?Copy !req
1176. Okay. I'll get you
the Palace Hotel.Copy !req
1177. I'll print up show bills.
I'll makeCopy !req
1178. the place look
real pretty, okay?Copy !req
1179. I don't think you guys
are gonna gross dollar one.Copy !req
1180. But if you do, I want a
taste of the gate, okay?Copy !req
1181. Thanks, Maury. Let's go, boys!Copy !req
1182. Listen,Copy !req
1183. you boys heard me talk about
Jake and Elwood.Copy !req
1184. Well, they used to live here,
just like you.Copy !req
1185. And I used to sing to them,
just like with you.Copy !req
1186. Tonight,Copy !req
1187. Jake and Elwood are
going out to sing and playCopy !req
1188. to raise money to
help you children.Copy !req
1189. Your lazy butts
are in this, too!Copy !req
1190. So get up on that wagon.Copy !req
1191. We're going up northCopy !req
1192. to put the word in the streets.Copy !req
1193. Tonight only,
the fabulous Blues Brothers,Copy !req
1194. Rhythm and Blues RevueCopy !req
1195. at the Palace Hotel ballroom,
Route 16,Copy !req
1196. Lake Wazapamani.Copy !req
1197. The fabulous Blues Brothers,Copy !req
1198. Show Band and Revue.Copy !req
1199. There you go, boy.Copy !req
1200. All right, man!Copy !req
1201. Check it out! Check it out!Copy !req
1202. Tonight only!Copy !req
1203. From Chicago!Copy !req
1204. The Blues Brothers.Copy !req
1205. Rhythm and Blues Revue.Copy !req
1206. One night only! The fabulous...Copy !req
1207. Blues Brothers
Show Band and Revue.Copy !req
1208. You! On the motorcycle!Copy !req
1209. You two girls!Copy !req
1210. Tell your friends!Copy !req
1211. Free parking.Copy !req
1212. Free parking.Copy !req
1213. $2 cover charge only, folks!Copy !req
1214. That's a lot of entertainment.Copy !req
1215. For $2.Copy !req
1216. For $2.Copy !req
1217. Will you please put
this in the window, lady,Copy !req
1218. because it's real important.Copy !req
1219. Tonight only, from Chicago,Copy !req
1220. the fabulous Blues Brothers,Copy !req
1221. Rhythm and Blues Revue,Copy !req
1222. for your dancing pleasure.Copy !req
1223. And it's ladies' night tonightCopy !req
1224. at the Palace Hotel ballroom.Copy !req
1225. "Tonight only,
the Blues Brothers,"Copy !req
1226. "genuine Rhythm and Blues
Show and Revue."Copy !req
1227. "Palace Hotel ballroom.
Tonight only."Copy !req
1228. How we doing?Copy !req
1229. So far we covered Lake, McHenryCopy !req
1230. and part of DuPage County.Copy !req
1231. Good. Let's get to the gig.Copy !req
1232. What is it?Copy !req
1233. We're out of gas.Copy !req
1234. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1235. Wow, a
classic. What a room!Copy !req
1236. This place is gonna
swing tonight.Copy !req
1237. It's a fucking barn.
We'll never fill it.Copy !req
1238. We've gotta fill
this hall tonight.Copy !req
1239. A lot of young children
are depending on it.Copy !req
1240. Young children?
Why, what do you mean?Copy !req
1241. Jake and Elwood are donating
the band's share of the door moneyCopy !req
1242. to pay the taxes on the Saint
Helen's Orphanage in Calumet City.Copy !req
1243. What?Copy !req
1244. We're out of gas. Yep.Copy !req
1245. Mind if we fill her up?Copy !req
1246. Nope. I said we're out of gas.Copy !req
1247. Tanker truck's late. Should
have been here two hours ago.Copy !req
1248. Uh, it's always late
on Thursdays.Copy !req
1249. I guess we'll have to wait.Copy !req
1250. Yeah.Copy !req
1251. Excuse me, sir.Copy !req
1252. Yes, you. Could you fill it up
with premium, please,Copy !req
1253. and check under the hood?Copy !req
1254. Sure.Copy !req
1255. You, uh, want I should, uh,Copy !req
1256. wash the dead bugs
off the windshield?Copy !req
1257. Oh, no. Don't worry.
I'm in kind of a hurry.Copy !req
1258. Where in the hell are they?Copy !req
1259. So, uh, maybe
you'd like to come byCopy !req
1260. and see the show.Copy !req
1261. Oh, um, I'm awfully sorry,Copy !req
1262. but I do have
a prior dinner engagement.Copy !req
1263. Thanks, Marvin.Copy !req
1264. Debbie, get me
Troopers Daniel and Mount.Copy !req
1265. I don't see
those Blues Brothers.Copy !req
1266. We'll wait.Copy !req
1267. Okay, you're all set.Copy !req
1268. That'll be, uh, $94.Copy !req
1269. Here's $95. Thank you, Elwood.Copy !req
1270. Okay. And that's $1 change.Copy !req
1271. Oh, keep the change.Copy !req
1272. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
1273. Uh, so, look. Uh, if your dateCopy !req
1274. don't work out
tonight for any reason, uh,Copy !req
1275. there's a motel
up on the interstate.Copy !req
1276. Uh, maybe we could,
say, uh, meetCopy !req
1277. around, uh, midnight?Copy !req
1278. I'll think about it,
Elwood, okay?Copy !req
1279. Yeah.Copy !req
1280. Bye.Copy !req
1281. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
1282. Come on!Copy !req
1283. Ow!Copy !req
1284. We're really late. You
better step on it, man.Copy !req
1285. Yeah.Copy !req
1286. I always like to perform
for angry mobs.Copy !req
1287. You can't quit now.Copy !req
1288. What can they be doing?Copy !req
1289. My head hurts.Copy !req
1290. That Night Train's a mean wine.Copy !req
1291. You'd better get bright!
We got a show to do.Copy !req
1292. Then we gotta figure out some
way to collect that gate money,Copy !req
1293. get it to the Cook County
Assessor's officeCopy !req
1294. as soon as they open
in the morning.Copy !req
1295. We want the show!Copy !req
1296. Gentlemen, I'm leaving.Copy !req
1297. Man, we were so close.Copy !req
1298. Hey, you guys know
Minnie The Moocher?Copy !req
1299. I knew a hooker once
named Minnie Mazola.Copy !req
1300. No! The song Minnie the Moocher.Copy !req
1301. Yeah. So what?Copy !req
1302. Hit it!Copy !req
1303. Hey folks
here's a story 'boutCopy !req
1304. Minnie the MoocherCopy !req
1305. She was a low-down
hoochie coocherCopy !req
1306. She was the roughest
toughest frailCopy !req
1307. But Minnie had a heartCopy !req
1308. As big as a whaleCopy !req
1309. Hi de hi de hi de hiCopy !req
1310. Hi de hi de hi de hiCopy !req
1311. Ho de ho de ho de hoCopy !req
1312. Ho de ho de ho de hoCopy !req
1313. He de he de he de heCopy !req
1314. He de he de he de heCopy !req
1315. Hi de hi de hi de hoCopy !req
1316. Hi de hi de hi de hoCopy !req
1317. She messed around
with a bloke named SmokeyCopy !req
1318. She loved him
though he was cokeyCopy !req
1319. He took her down to ChinatownCopy !req
1320. And he showed her how
to kick the gong aroundCopy !req
1321. Hi de hi de hi de hiCopy !req
1322. Hi de hi de hi de hiCopy !req
1323. WhoaCopy !req
1324. WhoaCopy !req
1325. He de he de he de heCopy !req
1326. He de he de he de heCopy !req
1327. He de he de he de hoCopy !req
1328. He de he de he de hoCopy !req
1329. She had a dream
about the King of SwedenCopy !req
1330. He gave her things
that she was needin'Copy !req
1331. He gave her a home
built of gold and steelCopy !req
1332. A diamond car
with the platinum wheelsCopy !req
1333. Hi de hi de hi de
hi de hi de hi de hiCopy !req
1334. Hi de hi de hi de
hi de hi de hi de hiCopy !req
1335. Ho de ho de ho de ho de
ho de ho de hoCopy !req
1336. Ho de ho de ho de ho de
ho de ho de hoCopy !req
1337. Psst.Copy !req
1338. This is glue. Strong stuff.Copy !req
1339. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
1340. This can is from
a surplus disposal run.Copy !req
1341. Fifteen overcharged ouncesCopy !req
1342. of pure uncompounded
isoproponyl butane monosulphide.Copy !req
1343. When combined with oxygen
and a little heatCopy !req
1344. it will cause a rapid expansion.Copy !req
1345. Hi de hi de hi de hiCopy !req
1346. Hi de hi de hi de hiCopy !req
1347. Ho de ho de ho de hoCopy !req
1348. Ho de ho de ho de hoCopy !req
1349. He de he de he de heCopy !req
1350. He de he de he de heCopy !req
1351. Hi de hi de hi de hoCopy !req
1352. Hi de hi de hi de hoCopy !req
1353. Poor Min, poor MinCopy !req
1354. Poor MinCopy !req
1355. Okay, let's take them!
Wait a minute.Copy !req
1356. I've never even heard
these boys sing, all right?Copy !req
1357. All right.Copy !req
1358. They're not going no place.Copy !req
1359. All right, cover all exits!
Let's go! Come on! Hurry up!Copy !req
1360. Move it!Copy !req
1361. Who wants an Orange Whip?Copy !req
1362. Orange Whip? Orange Whip?Copy !req
1363. Three Orange Whips.Copy !req
1364. Excuse us.Copy !req
1365. Good evening, ladies.Copy !req
1366. One, two. One, two, three, four.Copy !req
1367. Now, ladies and gentlemenCopy !req
1368. it is the distinct pleasure of the
management to present to youCopy !req
1369. the evening's star attraction.Copy !req
1370. Here they are, back after
their exclusive three-year tourCopy !req
1371. of Europe, Scandinavia
and the Subcontinent.Copy !req
1372. Won't you welcome,
from Calumet City, Illinois,Copy !req
1373. the show band of Joliet
Jake and Elwood Blues.Copy !req
1374. The Blues Brothers!Copy !req
1375. One, two. One, two, three, four.Copy !req
1376. We're so glad to see so many
of you lovely people here tonight.Copy !req
1377. We'd especially like to
welcome all the representativesCopy !req
1378. of Illinois' law enforcement
community,Copy !req
1379. who have chosen to join us hereCopy !req
1380. in the Palace Hotel ballroom
at this time.Copy !req
1381. We certainly hope
you all enjoy the show.Copy !req
1382. And remember that
no matter who you areCopy !req
1383. and what you do to live,
thrive and surviveCopy !req
1384. there're still some things
that make us all the same.Copy !req
1385. You. Me. Them. Everybody.Copy !req
1386. Everybody.Copy !req
1387. EverybodyCopy !req
1388. Needs somebodyCopy !req
1389. EverybodyCopy !req
1390. Needs somebody to loveCopy !req
1391. Someone to loveCopy !req
1392. Someone to loveCopy !req
1393. Sweetheart to missCopy !req
1394. Sweetheart to missCopy !req
1395. Sugar to kissCopy !req
1396. Sugar to kissCopy !req
1397. I need you I need youCopy !req
1398. I need you, you, youCopy !req
1399. I need you, you, youCopy !req
1400. In the morningCopy !req
1401. YouCopy !req
1402. When my soul's on fireCopy !req
1403. YouCopy !req
1404. Sometimes I feelCopy !req
1405. I feel a little sad insideCopy !req
1406. When my baby mistreats meCopy !req
1407. I never, never find a
place to hide I need youCopy !req
1408. Sometimes I feelCopy !req
1409. I feel a little sad insideCopy !req
1410. When my baby mistreats meCopy !req
1411. I never never find a
place to hide I need youCopy !req
1412. People, when you do find
that special somebody,Copy !req
1413. you gotta hold that man,
hold that woman,Copy !req
1414. love him, please him,
squeeze her, please her!Copy !req
1415. Signify your feelings
with every gentle caressCopy !req
1416. because it's so important
to have that special somebodyCopy !req
1417. to hold, to kiss, to miss,Copy !req
1418. to squeeze and please!Copy !req
1419. Everybody needs somebodyCopy !req
1420. EverybodyCopy !req
1421. Needs somebody to loveCopy !req
1422. Someone to loveCopy !req
1423. Sweetheart to missCopy !req
1424. Sugar to kissCopy !req
1425. I need youCopy !req
1426. In the morningCopy !req
1427. When my soul's on fireCopy !req
1428. When there ain't no
one around I need youCopy !req
1429. I need you, you, youCopy !req
1430. I need you, you, youCopy !req
1431. I need you, you, youCopy !req
1432. You, you, youCopy !req
1433. You, you, youCopy !req
1434. You, you, youCopy !req
1435. I need youCopy !req
1436. Thank you. That
was for Wilson Pickett.Copy !req
1437. This is dedicated to the
late, great Magic Sam.Copy !req
1438. One, two. One, two, three, four.Copy !req
1439. Come on baby
don't you wanna goCopy !req
1440. Come on baby don't you wanna goCopy !req
1441. Back to that same old placeCopy !req
1442. Sweet home ChicagoCopy !req
1443. Six and three is nineCopy !req
1444. Nine and nine is 18Copy !req
1445. Look there brother baby
and you'll see what I seenCopy !req
1446. Baby, don't you wanna goCopy !req
1447. Back to that same old placeCopy !req
1448. Sweet home ChicagoCopy !req
1449. Come onCopy !req
1450. Baby, don't you wanna goCopy !req
1451. Come onCopy !req
1452. Baby, don't you wanna goCopy !req
1453. Back to that same old placeCopy !req
1454. Sweet home ChicagoCopy !req
1455. The Mafia's after us now.Copy !req
1456. You guys were hot!Copy !req
1457. You were great! Insane.
I've got to record you.Copy !req
1458. Bullshit.Copy !req
1459. Bullshit? I don't bullshit.Copy !req
1460. I'm president of Clarion RecordsCopy !req
1461. the largest recording company
on the Eastern seaboard.Copy !req
1462. So what?Copy !req
1463. Here's $10,000.Copy !req
1464. An advance on your
first recording session.Copy !req
1465. Is it a deal?Copy !req
1466. Yeah. Sure, it's a deal.Copy !req
1467. Yeah. Sure, it's a deal!Copy !req
1468. Listen, all these cops out here,Copy !req
1469. they're sort of waiting for us.Copy !req
1470. We gotta get out with nobody
seeing us. You know a back door out?Copy !req
1471. Sure. I used to be head
bouncer here back in the '70s.Copy !req
1472. There's an electrical
service ductCopy !req
1473. right behind your
drummer's riser.Copy !req
1474. Do us a favor.Copy !req
1475. Take $1,400Copy !req
1476. and give it to Ray's Music
Exchange in Calumet CityCopy !req
1477. and give the rest to the band.Copy !req
1478. You got it. Thanks.Copy !req
1479. Bye. Bye.Copy !req
1480. Me and Elwood are
gonna make a break for it.Copy !req
1481. You and the band keep playing.Copy !req
1482. Something's wrong.Copy !req
1483. Where's Jake?Copy !req
1484. Where'd those Blues Brothers go?Copy !req
1485. I sure hope this thing
leads some place.Copy !req
1486. Elwood, we're gone, man.Copy !req
1487. Who is that girl?Copy !req
1488. Well, Jake.Copy !req
1489. You look just fine down thereCopy !req
1490. slithering in the mud
like vermin.Copy !req
1491. No problem.Copy !req
1492. You're not gonna get
away from me this time.Copy !req
1493. Check that out! Let's go!Copy !req
1494. It's good to see you,
sweetheart!Copy !req
1495. You contemptible pig.Copy !req
1496. I remained celibate for you.Copy !req
1497. I stood at
the back of a cathedralCopy !req
1498. waiting, in celibacy, for youCopy !req
1499. with 300 friends and relatives
in attendance.Copy !req
1500. My uncle hiredCopy !req
1501. the best Romanian caterers
in the state.Copy !req
1502. To obtain the seven limousines
for the wedding partyCopy !req
1503. my father used up
his last favorsCopy !req
1504. with Mad Pete Trullo.Copy !req
1505. So for me, for my mother,Copy !req
1506. my grandmother,
my father, my uncle,Copy !req
1507. and for the common goodCopy !req
1508. I must now kill you
and your brother.Copy !req
1509. Oh, please don't kill us!Copy !req
1510. Please, please, don't kill us.Copy !req
1511. You know I love you, baby!Copy !req
1512. I wouldn't leave you!
It wasn't my fault!Copy !req
1513. You miserable slug!Copy !req
1514. You think you can talk
your way out of this?Copy !req
1515. You betrayed me!Copy !req
1516. No, I didn't. Honest!Copy !req
1517. I ran out of gas!Copy !req
1518. I had a flat tire!Copy !req
1519. I didn't have enough
money for cab fare!Copy !req
1520. My tux didn't come
back from the cleaners.Copy !req
1521. And old friend came
in from out of town!Copy !req
1522. Someone stole my car!Copy !req
1523. There was an earthquake!
A terrible flood!Copy !req
1524. Locusts! It wasn't my fault,Copy !req
1525. I swear to God!Copy !req
1526. Oh, Jake...Copy !req
1527. Jake, honey.Copy !req
1528. Let's go.Copy !req
1529. Take it easy.Copy !req
1530. You're going to totally
demolish the cars.Copy !req
1531. You want to maybe consider
going after the Blues Brothers?Copy !req
1532. It's 106 miles to Chicago.Copy !req
1533. We got a full tank of gas,
half a pack of cigarettes,Copy !req
1534. it's dark, and we're
wearing sunglasses.Copy !req
1535. Hit it.Copy !req
1536. Shit, man. Can't this damn
thing go any faster than this?Copy !req
1537. Bob, I think I've got
a little problem.Copy !req
1538. Goddamn, boy.Copy !req
1539. Shit.Copy !req
1540. Don't you say a fucking word.Copy !req
1541. All units,
we have a signal 10-79.Copy !req
1542. Officers are in pursuit:Copy !req
1543. a black-and-white
1974 Dodge sedanCopy !req
1544. southbound on 47.Copy !req
1545. Respond to signal 10-79.Copy !req
1546. Occupants of vehicle:
one Joliet Jake Blues,Copy !req
1547. one Elwood Blues.Copy !req
1548. Considered extremely
dangerous. Gruppenführer!Copy !req
1549. Hey, Jake,Copy !req
1550. I gotta pull over.Copy !req
1551. Southbound on State Highway 47.Copy !req
1552. Hi! Wanna hand me the mike?Copy !req
1553. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
1554. This is car...
What number are we?Copy !req
1555. 55.Copy !req
1556. Car 55. We're in a truck.Copy !req
1557. Signal 10-79 still engaged.Copy !req
1558. Vehicle traveling southbound
approaching Chicago city limits.Copy !req
1559. Commander advises will
contact Chicago precinctsCopy !req
1560. for a local intercept.Copy !req
1561. Maintain pursuit.Copy !req
1562. Use of unnecessary violenceCopy !req
1563. in the apprehension of the
Blues Brothers has been approved.Copy !req
1564. Well, this is definitely
Lower Wacker Drive.Copy !req
1565. If my estimations are correctCopy !req
1566. we should be very close toCopy !req
1567. the Honorable
Richard J. Daley Plaza.Copy !req
1568. That's where
they got that Picasso.Copy !req
1569. Yep.Copy !req
1570. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
1571. There they are.Copy !req
1572. Oh, no! What the fuck was that?Copy !req
1573. The motor. It's thrown a rod.Copy !req
1574. Is that serious?Copy !req
1575. Yep.Copy !req
1576. Faster.Copy !req
1577. Faster.Copy !req
1578. Holy shit!Copy !req
1579. I've always loved you.Copy !req
1580. There it is!Copy !req
1581. Come on!Copy !req
1582. Sir, where's the office of
the Assessor of Cook County?Copy !req
1583. Down the hall, turn right.Copy !req
1584. Take the elevator to 1102.Copy !req
1585. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
1586. Hut, hut, hut, hut.Copy !req
1587. Hut, hut, hut, hut.Copy !req
1588. Excuse me. Did you see
two guys come in hereCopy !req
1589. with black suits and hats,
one carrying a briefcase?Copy !req
1590. Yeah, I just sent
them down there.Copy !req
1591. Thank you.Copy !req
1592. Hold the door.Copy !req
1593. Hut, hut, hut.Copy !req
1594. Let's go.Copy !req
1595. Can I help you?Copy !req
1596. This is where they pay
the taxes, right?Copy !req
1597. Right.Copy !req
1598. This money is for
the year's assessmentCopy !req
1599. on the Saint Helen of the
Blessed Shroud OrphanageCopy !req
1600. in Calumet City, Illinois.Copy !req
1601. $5,000. It's all there, pal.Copy !req
1602. Stand back!Copy !req
1603. Fire!Copy !req
1604. And here is your receipt.Copy !req
1605. Warden threw
a party in the county jailCopy !req
1606. Prison band was there
and they began to wailCopy !req
1607. The band was jumping
and the joint began to swingCopy !req
1608. You should have heard those
knocked-out jailbirds singCopy !req
1609. Let's rockCopy !req
1610. Everybody let's rockCopy !req
1611. Everybody on
the whole cell blockCopy !req
1612. Was dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1613. Spider Murphy played
the tenor saxophoneCopy !req
1614. Little Joe was blowing
on the slide tromboneCopy !req
1615. The drummer boy from Illinois
went crash, boom, bangCopy !req
1616. The whole rhythm section
was the Purple GangCopy !req
1617. Let's rock Everybody let's rockCopy !req
1618. Everybody on
the whole cell blockCopy !req
1619. Was dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1620. Dancing to the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1621. Dancing to the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1622. Was dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1623. Dancing to the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1624. Everybody on
the whole cell blockCopy !req
1625. Was dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1626. They were dancingCopy !req
1627. Dancing to the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1628. They were dancing,
dancing, dancing, dancingCopy !req
1629. Dancing to the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1630. Everybody on
the whole cell blockCopy !req
1631. They were dancing
to the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1632. They were dancing
to the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1633. Dancing to the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1634. Dancing to the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1635. Dancing to the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1636. Everybody on
the whole cell blockCopy !req
1637. They were dancing
to the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1638. Sad Sack was sitting
on a block of stoneCopy !req
1639. Way over in the corner
weeping all aloneCopy !req
1640. The warden said buddy
don't you be no squareCopy !req
1641. If you can't get a partner
use a wooden chairCopy !req
1642. Let's rockCopy !req
1643. Everybody let's rockCopy !req
1644. Everybody on
the whole cell blockCopy !req
1645. Was dancing
to the jailhouse rock yeahCopy !req
1646. Dancing to the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1647. Dancing to the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1648. Was dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1649. Dancing to the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1650. Everybody on
the whole cell blockCopy !req
1651. Was dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1652. They was dancingCopy !req
1653. Dancing to the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1654. They were dancing,
dancing, dancing, dancingCopy !req
1655. Dancing to the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1656. Everybody on
the whole cell blockCopy !req
1657. Was dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1658. Everybody on
the whole cell blockCopy !req
1659. Was dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1660. Everybody on
the whole cell blockCopy !req
1661. Was dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1662. Everybody on
the whole cell blockCopy !req
1663. Was dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1664. One, two.
One, two, three, four.Copy !req
1665. People, when you
do find that special somebody,Copy !req
1666. you gotta hold that man,
hold that woman,Copy !req
1667. love him, please him,
squeeze her, please her!Copy !req
1668. Signify your feelings
with every gentle caress,Copy !req
1669. because it's so important
to have that special somebodyCopy !req
1670. to hold, to kiss, to miss,Copy !req
1671. to squeeze and please!Copy !req