1. The Assistant Warden
wants this one out of
the block early.Copy !req
2. Wants to get it
over with fast.Copy !req
3. Okay, let's do it.Copy !req
4. Psst! Hey.Copy !req
5. Come on, wake up,
it's time.Copy !req
6. Wake up.
Let's go, it's time.Copy !req
7. Hey.Copy !req
8. Well, this is it.Copy !req
9. 7474505B.Copy !req
10. What wing?
Maximum wing, Block 9.Copy !req
11. Standard release?Copy !req
12. Parole,
three out of five.
Good behavior.Copy !req
13. Give me a minute.Copy !req
14. One Timex
digital watch,
broken.Copy !req
15. One unused prophylactic.Copy !req
16. One soiled.Copy !req
17. Boots, black.
Belt, black.Copy !req
18. One black suit jacket.Copy !req
19. One pair
black suit pants.Copy !req
20. One hat. Black.Copy !req
21. One pair of sunglasses.Copy !req
22. $23.07.Copy !req
23. Sign here.Copy !req
24. What's this?Copy !req
25. What?Copy !req
26. This car.Copy !req
27. This stupid car.Copy !req
28. Where's the Cadillac?Copy !req
29. The Caddy. Where's the Caddy?Copy !req
30. The what?Copy !req
31. The Cadillac we used to have.Copy !req
32. The Bluesmobile.Copy !req
33. I traded it.Copy !req
34. You traded the Bluesmobile
for this?Copy !req
35. No, for a microphone.Copy !req
36. A microphone?Copy !req
37. Okay, I can see that.Copy !req
38. What the hell is this?Copy !req
39. This was a bargain.Copy !req
40. I picked it up at
the Mount Prospect City Police
Auction last spring.Copy !req
41. It's an old Mount Prospect
police car.Copy !req
42. They were practically
giving them away.Copy !req
43. Well, thank you, pal.Copy !req
44. The day I get out of prison,Copy !req
45. my own brother
picks me up in a police car.Copy !req
46. You don't like it?Copy !req
47. No, I don't like it.Copy !req
48. Car's got a lot of pickup.Copy !req
49. It's got a cop motor,
a 440 cubic-inch plant.Copy !req
50. It's got cop tires,
cop suspension, cop shocks.Copy !req
51. It was a model made
before catalytic convertersCopy !req
52. so it'll run good
on regular gas.Copy !req
53. What do you say?Copy !req
54. Is it the new Bluesmobile,
or what?Copy !req
55. Fix the cigarette lighter.Copy !req
56. What are we doing here?Copy !req
57. You promised
you'd visit the Penguin
the day you got out.Copy !req
58. Yeah. So, I lied to her.Copy !req
59. You can't lie to a nun.Copy !req
60. We gotta go in
and visit the Penguin.Copy !req
61. No fucking way.Copy !req
62. Who is it?Copy !req
63. Jake and Elwood.Copy !req
64. Come in.Copy !req
65. Hello, boys.Copy !req
66. Nice to see you.Copy !req
67. Please, have a seat.Copy !req
68. No, boys.
Come over here
in front of me.Copy !req
69. I want to see your faces.Copy !req
70. The county
took a tax assessment
of this property last month.Copy !req
71. They want $5,000.Copy !req
72. Doesn't the Church
have to pay that?Copy !req
73. They would,
if they were interested
in keeping the place.Copy !req
74. But they aren't.Copy !req
75. The Archbishop wants to
sell this building outrightCopy !req
76. to the Board
of Education.Copy !req
77. What's gonna
happen to you?Copy !req
78. I'll be sent to
the missions: Africa,Copy !req
79. Latin America,Copy !req
80. Korea...
Forget it.Copy !req
81. $5,000? No problem.Copy !req
82. We'll have it for you
in the morning. Let's go.Copy !req
83. No. I will not
take your filthy,
stolen money!Copy !req
84. Well, then.Copy !req
85. I guess
you're really up
shit creek.Copy !req
86. I beg your pardon.
What did you say?Copy !req
87. I offered to help you.Copy !req
88. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
89. You refused to
take our money.Copy !req
90. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
91. Then I said,
"I guess you're
really up shit creek."Copy !req
92. Ow!
Christ, Jake,
take it easy, man.Copy !req
93. Elwood!Copy !req
94. Ow, shit!Copy !req
95. Jesus Christ! Ow!Copy !req
96. Shit! Goddamn it!Copy !req
97. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
98. Jesus Christ.
You son of a bitch!Copy !req
99. You fat penguin!Copy !req
100. Fuck this noise, man!Copy !req
101. You are such
a disappointing pair.Copy !req
102. I prayed
so hard for you.Copy !req
103. It saddens
and hurts meCopy !req
104. that the two young men
whom I raisedCopy !req
105. to believe in
the Ten Commandments,Copy !req
106. have returned to me
as two thievesCopy !req
107. with filthy mouths
and bad attitudes.Copy !req
108. Get out!
And don't come backCopy !req
109. until you've
redeemed yourselves.Copy !req
110. Boys, you gotta learn
not to talk to nuns that way.Copy !req
111. Jake, Elwood.Copy !req
112. Curtis!
Hey, man!Copy !req
113. You look fine, man!Copy !req
114. Good to see you, man!Copy !req
115. Hey, buy you boys a drink?Copy !req
116. Boys, things are bad.Copy !req
117. They gonna sell this place
to the Board of EducationCopy !req
118. and I'll be out
on the street.Copy !req
119. That money's got to be
in the Cook County
Assessor's OfficeCopy !req
120. within 11 days.Copy !req
121. They wouldn't turn
you out, would they?Copy !req
122. Shit.
What's one more old nigger
to the Board of Education?Copy !req
123. Curtis, you and the Penguin
are the only family we got.Copy !req
124. You're the only one
that was ever good to usCopy !req
125. singing Elmore James tunes
and blowing the harp
for us down here.Copy !req
126. Well, the sister
was right.Copy !req
127. You boys could use
a little churching up.Copy !req
128. Slide on down to
the Triple RockCopy !req
129. and catch Rev. Cleophus.Copy !req
130. You boys listen to
what he's got to say.Copy !req
131. Curtis,Copy !req
132. I don't want to listen
to no jive-ass preacherCopy !req
133. talking to me about
heaven and hell.Copy !req
134. Jake, you get wise.
You get to church.Copy !req
135. All I'm saying is
we got to figure out
some wayCopy !req
136. to get that
money honestly.Copy !req
137. That could be a problem.Copy !req
138. It's like
the Penguin says.Copy !req
139. We've got to make that
move towards redemption.Copy !req
140. We got to
go to church.Copy !req
141. We've got to make that
move towards redemption.Copy !req
142. We got to go to church.Copy !req
143. Bullshit.Copy !req
144. Come on.Copy !req
145. And now,
this week's sermonCopy !req
146. is from our beloved,
the Rev. Cleophus James!Copy !req
147. James.Copy !req
148. - Come on, Reverend!
- Come on, preacher.Copy !req
149. And now, people.Copy !req
150. Take your time!Copy !req
151. And now, people.Copy !req
152. When I woke up
this morningCopy !req
153. I heard a disturbing sound.Copy !req
154. Yeah.Copy !req
155. I said,
when I woke up
this morningCopy !req
156. I heard a disturbing sound!Copy !req
157. What I heard
was the jingle-jangleCopy !req
158. of a thousand lost souls!Copy !req
159. I'm talking about the souls
of mortal men and womenCopy !req
160. departed from this life!Copy !req
161. Wait a minute!Copy !req
162. Those lost, anguished souls
roaming unseen over the earth,Copy !req
163. seeking the divine lightCopy !req
164. they'll not find,
because it's too late!Copy !req
165. Too late! Yeah!
Too late for them
to ever see againCopy !req
166. the light they once chose
not to follow. All right!Copy !req
167. Don't be lost
when your time comes!Copy !req
168. "For the day of
the Lord comethCopy !req
169. "as a thief
in the night."Copy !req
170. Amen.Copy !req
171. Say Amen!Copy !req
172. Can I get Amen?Copy !req
173. Well, well, well!Copy !req
174. - Let us all
- All go backCopy !req
175. To the old
Old landmarkCopy !req
176. Let us all
All go backCopy !req
177. To the old
Old landmarkCopy !req
178. Let us all
All go backCopy !req
179. To the old
Old landmarkCopy !req
180. As we stay in
the service of the LordCopy !req
181. Let us kneel
Kneel in prayerCopy !req
182. Gonna hold
Hold my breathCopy !req
183. Let us kneel
Kneel in prayerCopy !req
184. Gonna hold
Hold my breathCopy !req
185. Let us feel
Feel that prayerCopy !req
186. Kneel in prayerCopy !req
187. Let us preachCopy !req
188. Preach the wordCopy !req
189. Got to preach
Preach the word
all the wayCopy !req
190. Do it, know it, feel itCopy !req
191. Let us preach
Preach the wordCopy !req
192. Got to preachCopy !req
193. Preach the word
all the wayCopy !req
194. Let's go
All the wayCopy !req
195. Yea, LordCopy !req
196. Gonna preachCopy !req
197. Yeah, LordCopy !req
198. YeahCopy !req
199. Yeah, LordCopy !req
200. Let's go
All the wayCopy !req
201. To the old
Old landmarkCopy !req
202. Let's go
All the wayCopy !req
203. To the old
Old landmarkCopy !req
204. Let's go
All the wayCopy !req
205. To the old
Old landmarkCopy !req
206. YeahCopy !req
207. I knowCopy !req
208. Jake, are you all right?Copy !req
209. Oh, childCopy !req
210. Say it loudCopy !req
211. HallelujahCopy !req
212. The band.Copy !req
213. The band.Copy !req
214. Do you see the light?Copy !req
215. The band!Copy !req
216. Do you see the light?Copy !req
217. What light?Copy !req
218. Have you seen the light?Copy !req
219. Yes! Jesus H.
Tap-Dancing Christ!Copy !req
220. I have seen
the light!Copy !req
221. The band, Elwood,
the band!Copy !req
222. The band?Copy !req
223. The band.Copy !req
224. Band.Copy !req
225. The band!Copy !req
226. Praise God!Copy !req
227. And God bless
the United States
of America.Copy !req
228. All go backCopy !req
229. To the old
Old landmarkCopy !req
230. Let us all
All go backCopy !req
231. To the old
Old landmarkCopy !req
232. Let us all
All go backCopy !req
233. To the old
Old landmarkCopy !req
234. Do it, know it, feel itCopy !req
235. Gonna go backCopy !req
236. All go backCopy !req
237. Gonna go backCopy !req
238. All go backCopy !req
239. Gonna go backCopy !req
240. All go backCopy !req
241. Gonna go backCopy !req
242. All go backCopy !req
243. Gonna go backCopy !req
244. All go backCopy !req
245. Gonna go backCopy !req
246. Stay in the service
of the LordCopy !req
247. Yeah!Copy !req
248. Yea, LordCopy !req
249. We'll put
the band back together,
do a few gigs.Copy !req
250. We get some bread.
Bang. $5,000.Copy !req
251. Yeah, getting the band
back together might
not be that easy, Jake.Copy !req
252. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
253. They split.Copy !req
254. They all took
straight jobs.Copy !req
255. Yeah? So you know
where they are.Copy !req
256. You said you were
keeping in touch
with them.Copy !req
257. I got a couple of leads,
a few phone numbers.Copy !req
258. But I mean,
how many of them visited
or even wrote you, huh?Copy !req
259. They're not
the kind of guys
who write letters.Copy !req
260. You were outside.
I was inside.Copy !req
261. You were supposed
to keep in touch
with the band.Copy !req
262. I kept asking you
if we were gonna
play again.Copy !req
263. What was I gonna do,
take away your only hope?Copy !req
264. Take away the very thing
that kept you going in there?Copy !req
265. I took the liberty
of bullshitting you.
Okay?Copy !req
266. You lied to me.Copy !req
267. It wasn't lies.
It was just bullshit.Copy !req
268. Shit.
What?Copy !req
269. Rollers.
No.Copy !req
270. Yeah.
Shit.Copy !req
271. What? What did I do?Copy !req
272. You failed to stop
at a red signal.Copy !req
273. The light was
yellow, sir.Copy !req
274. May I see your license,
please?Copy !req
275. God damn it!Copy !req
276. Man, I haven't
been pulled over
in six months.Copy !req
277. I bet those cops
have got SCMODS.Copy !req
278. SCMODS?Copy !req
279. State County
Municipal Offender
Data System.Copy !req
280. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
281. Elwood, we show
your license currently
under suspension.Copy !req
282. Step out of
the car, please.Copy !req
283. First you trade
the Cadillac
for a microphone.Copy !req
284. Then you lie to me
about the band.Copy !req
285. Now you're gonna put me
right back in the joint.Copy !req
286. They're not gonna catch us.
We're on a mission from God.Copy !req
287. Elwood.Copy !req
288. We are in high-speed
pursuit northbound
on Courtland Avenue.Copy !req
289. Black-and-white
1974 Dodge sedan
with Illinois plates.Copy !req
290. Request assistance.Copy !req
291. We'll be all right
if we can just get back
on the expressway.Copy !req
292. This don't look like
no expressway to me!Copy !req
293. Don't yell at me.Copy !req
294. What do you
want me to do,
motor head?Copy !req
295. Try not to be so negative
all the time.Copy !req
296. Why don't you offer some
constructive criticism?Copy !req
297. You got us
into this parking lot, pal.Copy !req
298. Now you get us out!Copy !req
299. You want out
of this parking lot? Okay.Copy !req
300. Will there be anything else?Copy !req
301. Yes. Do you have
a Miss Piggy?Copy !req
302. There's Hanson Burgers.Copy !req
303. Yeah,
lots of space in this mall.Copy !req
304. Disco pants and haircuts.Copy !req
305. Yeah.Copy !req
306. Baby clothes.Copy !req
307. This place has got everything.Copy !req
308. New Oldsmobiles are
in early this year.Copy !req
309. Pier 1 imports.Copy !req
310. Oh, shit!Copy !req
311. They broke my watch!Copy !req
312. I'm gonna catch
that suckerCopy !req
313. if it's the last thing
I ever do.Copy !req
314. Nice place, huh?Copy !req
315. Hey, Sam.Copy !req
316. Hey, Lloyd.Copy !req
317. Anybody call for me
on the phone?Copy !req
318. No. No calls.Copy !req
319. Some guy left this card.
Cop. Said he'd be back.Copy !req
320. This here's
my brother, Jake.Copy !req
321. He just got out
of the joint.Copy !req
322. He's gonna be
staying with me
for a few weeks.Copy !req
323. Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
324. Did you get me
my Cheez Whiz, boy?Copy !req
325. Well, it ain't much,
but it's home.Copy !req
326. How often does
the train go by?Copy !req
327. So often you won't
even notice it.Copy !req
328. What are you doing?Copy !req
329. Making dinner.
Want some?Copy !req
330. No.Copy !req
331. Tomorrow we got
to get the band
back together.Copy !req
332. I'm gonna quit work
in the morning,
first thing.Copy !req
333. And how are you
going to get to work,
Mr. Lead Foot,Copy !req
334. Mr. Hot Rodder,Copy !req
335. Mr. Motor Head?Copy !req
336. Those cops took
your license away.Copy !req
337. They got your name,
your address.Copy !req
338. No, they don't
got my address.Copy !req
339. I falsified my renewal.
I put down
1060 West Addison.Copy !req
340. 1060 West Addison?Copy !req
341. That's Wrigley Field.Copy !req
342. I gotta hit the sack.Copy !req
343. Hey, you sleaze!
My bed!Copy !req
344. This, gentlemen,
is the elegant abode
of one Elwood Blues.Copy !req
345. Thanks for your help,
Mr. Mercer.Copy !req
346. I kind of like
the Wrigley Field bit.Copy !req
347. Yeah, real cute.Copy !req
348. All right, Sam?Copy !req
349. Hi, has my friend
arrived yet?Copy !req
350. Failed to report in
yesterday.Copy !req
351. I don't want no trouble.Copy !req
352. You just tell us
where they are and
there'll be no trouble.Copy !req
353. Stand back.Copy !req
354. It's almost 9:00.
We've gotta go to work.Copy !req
355. Well, Elwood,
sit down.Copy !req
356. What's on your mind?Copy !req
357. I got to quit.Copy !req
358. Why is that, Elwood?Copy !req
359. I'm going to
become a priest.Copy !req
360. Well, okay.Copy !req
361. Listen, I'll call payrollCopy !req
362. and have them get
your severance pay ready.Copy !req
363. Good luck.Copy !req
364. God bless you, sir.Copy !req
365. Well, thank you.Copy !req
366. What's this?Copy !req
367. This is the last
known addressCopy !req
368. of "Bones" Malone
and "Blue Lou" Marini.Copy !req
369. The Lord works in
mysterious ways.Copy !req
370. Yeah.Copy !req
371. Mrs. Toronto?Copy !req
372. Tarantino.Copy !req
373. Ma'am, do you have
a Thomas Malone or
Louis Marini living here?Copy !req
374. Not anymore.
They moved out
a long time ago.Copy !req
375. I don't take in boarders,
not for a long time.Copy !req
376. May we come in,
ma'am?Copy !req
377. Please.Copy !req
378. Did they leave
a forwarding address?
A phone number?Copy !req
379. No.Copy !req
380. Did they live quietly?
What were their
personal habits?Copy !req
381. They were good boysCopy !req
382. but they made
a lot of racket
at night.Copy !req
383. Are you the police?Copy !req
384. No, ma'am.
We're musicians.Copy !req
385. Mr. Man!Copy !req
386. Mr. Man!Copy !req
387. Mr. Man!Copy !req
388. Yes, ma'am?Copy !req
389. They left this card.
Maybe it'll help you?Copy !req
390. Thanks.Copy !req
391. Thank you.
You're marvelous.Copy !req
392. You're marvelous.
Thank you.Copy !req
393. I'm Murph,
and these are
the Magic Tones.Copy !req
394. Steve "The Colonel" Cropper,
Donald "Duck" Dunn,Copy !req
395. Willie "Too Big" Hall
and Tom "Bones" Malone.Copy !req
396. We'll be back
for the Armada Room's
two-hour disco swing partyCopy !req
397. after this short break.Copy !req
398. Till then,
don't you go changing.Copy !req
399. So, Jake, you're out.
You're free.
You're rehabilitated.Copy !req
400. What's next?
What's happening?
What you gonna do?Copy !req
401. You got the money
you owe us,
motherfucker?Copy !req
402. Look, let's just get
something straight here.Copy !req
403. The reason he got
locked in the slam
in the first placeCopy !req
404. was for sticking up
a gas station
to cover you guys.Copy !req
405. You're kidding.Copy !req
406. He pulled that job
to pay for the band's
room-service tabCopy !req
407. from that Kiwanis gig
in Coal City.Copy !req
408. You did?
That's right.Copy !req
409. So I don't want to
hear anymore of this
small-change shit.Copy !req
410. We're putting the band
back together.Copy !req
411. Now, who here
at this tableCopy !req
412. can honestly sayCopy !req
413. that they played
any finerCopy !req
414. or felt any better
than they didCopy !req
415. than when they were with
the Blues Brothers?Copy !req
416. You were the backbone.Copy !req
417. The nerve center of a great
rhythm-and-blues band.Copy !req
418. You can make that live,
breathe and jump again.Copy !req
419. "Murph and the Magic Tones?"Copy !req
420. Look at you in those
candy-ass monkey suits.Copy !req
421. And I thought
I had it bad in Joliet.Copy !req
422. At least we got a change
in clothes, sucker.Copy !req
423. You're wearing the same shit
you had on three years ago.Copy !req
424. Jake ain't lying.Copy !req
425. We had a band powerful
enough to turn goat piss
into gasoline.Copy !req
426. We'll never get
that fat sound again.Copy !req
427. Not without
some more horns.Copy !req
428. We'll never get
Mr. Fabulous.Copy !req
429. Where is he?
Forget it.Copy !req
430. Mr. Fabulous
is the top maitre d'
at the Chez Paul.Copy !req
431. He's pulling down
six bills a week.Copy !req
432. Matt Murphy got married.Copy !req
433. Where is Matt
"Guitar" Murphy?Copy !req
434. He opened
a soul food restaurantCopy !req
435. with his old lady
on Maxwell Street.Copy !req
436. And he took Blue Lou
with him.Copy !req
437. You'll never get
Matt and Mr. FabulousCopy !req
438. out of them
high-paying gigs.Copy !req
439. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
440. Well, me and the Lord,Copy !req
441. we got an understanding.Copy !req
442. We're on a mission
from God.Copy !req
443. Mainly French cuisine.Copy !req
444. No, sir. Mayor Daley
no longer dines here.Copy !req
445. He's dead, sir.Copy !req
446. Private dining rooms
are available.Copy !req
447. Oh, no.
I thought it was supposed
to be 5 years.Copy !req
448. Didn't you get 5 years?
Uh, no, sir, not you.Copy !req
449. And your name, sir?Copy !req
450. Rizzolo, for 8 at 11:30.
Thank you.Copy !req
451. Mr. Fabulous,
how marvelous it is
to see you.Copy !req
452. You're looking
younger than ever.Copy !req
453. Wait.
You guys can't come in here.Copy !req
454. Oh, nonsense,
my dear fellow.Copy !req
455. My brother and I
have come to dineCopy !req
456. to celebrate my early release
from the service of the state.Copy !req
457. Wait. Let's talk outside.Copy !req
458. Let's have a cup
of coffee outside.Copy !req
459. Why, heavens, no.Copy !req
460. We seek a full meal
and all the compliments
of the house.Copy !req
461. Come, Elwood.Copy !req
462. Let us adjourn ourselves
to the nearest tableCopy !req
463. and overlook
this establishment's
board of fare.Copy !req
464. Good evening.
Chez Paul. Wait! Hey!Copy !req
465. Uh, sir, do you mind
calling back in about
five minutes, please?Copy !req
466. I'm sure, we'll have a table
for you in just a few moments.Copy !req
467. Excuse me, won't you?Copy !req
468. Give us a bottle
of your finest champagne,Copy !req
469. five shrimp cocktails
and some bread for my brother.Copy !req
470. We have a Dom Perignon,
'71, at $120.Copy !req
471. That'll be fine, pal.Copy !req
472. Come on. Seriously,
you guys, the food here
is really expensive.Copy !req
473. The soup is fucking $10.Copy !req
474. Come on. Let's go outside.
I'll buy you a cup of coffee.Copy !req
475. We're putting the band
back together.Copy !req
476. Forget it. No way.Copy !req
477. We're on a mission from God.Copy !req
478. Hold it, hold it.
What's this?Copy !req
479. Waiter? Sir?Copy !req
480. Please, waiter?Copy !req
481. Yes, sir?
How are your salads?Copy !req
482. The salads are fine.Copy !req
483. It's just that
we'd like to move
to another table,Copy !req
484. away from
those two gentlemen.Copy !req
485. Why? Have they
been disturbing you?Copy !req
486. No.Copy !req
487. It's just that, well, frankly,
they're offensive... smelling.Copy !req
488. I mean, they smell bad.Copy !req
489. Excuse me, sir.
I'll see if I can locate
another table for you.Copy !req
490. Thank you.Copy !req
491. Wrong glass, sir.Copy !req
492. How much for the little girl?Copy !req
493. The women?
How much for the women?Copy !req
494. What?Copy !req
495. Your women,
I want to buy your women.Copy !req
496. The little girl.
Your daughters.Copy !req
497. Sell them to me.Copy !req
498. Sell me your children.Copy !req
499. Maitre d'! Maitre d'!Copy !req
500. Uh...Copy !req
501. Hey, cut it out,
cut it out.Copy !req
502. The owners are gonna ask me
to call the cops.Copy !req
503. You wouldn't do that to me,
would you, man?Copy !req
504. He just got out of Joliet.Copy !req
505. He's on parole.Copy !req
506. You can't call
the cops on him, man.Copy !req
507. We're putting the band
back together.Copy !req
508. I said no.
Absolutely not!Copy !req
509. You! How much for your wife?Copy !req
510. We're putting the band
back together.Copy !req
511. We need you, man.
We need your horn.Copy !req
512. I can't. I really can't.Copy !req
513. We got everybody except
Matt "Guitar" Murphy
and Blue Lou,Copy !req
514. and we're getting them next.Copy !req
515. No way.Copy !req
516. If you say no,Copy !req
517. Elwood and I
will come here for breakfast,Copy !req
518. lunch and dinner
every day of the week.Copy !req
519. Okay, okay. I'll play.
You got me.Copy !req
520. Sir?Copy !req
521. Sir?Copy !req
522. Sir!Copy !req
523. Sir!Copy !req
524. Sir!Copy !req
525. White men!Copy !req
526. White women!Copy !req
527. The swastika
is calling you!Copy !req
528. The sacred and ancient
symbol of your raceCopy !req
529. since the beginning of time.Copy !req
530. The Jew is using the blackCopy !req
531. as muscle against you.Copy !req
532. And you are left there,
helpless.Copy !req
533. Fuck you!
Why don't you go back
where you belong?Copy !req
534. What are you gonna do
about it, whitey?Copy !req
535. Just sit there?Copy !req
536. Go back
where you came from!Copy !req
537. Of course not!Copy !req
538. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
539. You are going to
join with us,Copy !req
540. the members of,Copy !req
541. the American Socialist
White People's Party:Copy !req
542. an organization of decent,Copy !req
543. law-abiding white folkCopy !req
544. just like you.Copy !req
545. Blow it out your ass,
you bastards!Copy !req
546. Go to hell!Copy !req
547. I pledge allegiance
to Adolf Hitler.Copy !req
548. I pledge allegiance
to Adolf Hitler.Copy !req
549. The immortal leader
of our race.Copy !req
550. The immortal leader
of our race.Copy !req
551. To the order for
which he stands.Copy !req
552. And to the order
for which he stands.Copy !req
553. One great cause.
One great cause.Copy !req
554. Sacred and invincible.
Sacred and invincible.Copy !req
555. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
556. Those bums
won their court case,
so they're marching today.Copy !req
557. What bums?Copy !req
558. The fucking Nazi Party.Copy !req
559. Illinois Nazis.Copy !req
560. I hate Illinois Nazis.Copy !req
561. Heil Hitler!
Heil Hitler!Copy !req
562. Ten hut!Copy !req
563. Gruppenführer!Copy !req
564. Yes, sir!Copy !req
565. Gruppenführer,
get that car's
license plate number.Copy !req
566. We're gonna kill
that son of a bitch.Copy !req
567. Boom, boom, boom, boomCopy !req
568. Mmm-hmmCopy !req
569. Haw, haw, haw, hawCopy !req
570. Hey, heyCopy !req
571. Come on home, babeCopy !req
572. Oh, come on homeCopy !req
573. Oh, come on home,
come on home to me, babeCopy !req
574. I love you
I love youCopy !req
575. Come on
come on, come onCopy !req
576. Oh, come on homeCopy !req
577. Come on, I love yaCopy !req
578. Hold meCopy !req
579. I knowCopy !req
580. I love youCopy !req
581. I love youCopy !req
582. Look outCopy !req
583. When she walk that walkCopy !req
584. And talk that talkCopy !req
585. And whisper in my earCopy !req
586. Tell me that she love meCopy !req
587. I love that talkCopy !req
588. That baby talkCopy !req
589. When she talk like thatCopy !req
590. I can't take it like thatCopy !req
591. Haw, haw, haw, hawCopy !req
592. Hey, hey, yeahCopy !req
593. Come on home,
pretty babeCopy !req
594. Walk your walkCopy !req
595. Talk your talkCopy !req
596. Talk your talk, babyCopy !req
597. TalkCopy !req
598. Yeah.Copy !req
599. Thank you,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
600. That was Boom Boom,
the song that I wrote,
back in the '50sCopy !req
601. No, you didn't.Copy !req
602. was such a big hit.Copy !req
603. No, you didn't!
No, you didn't!Copy !req
604. I wrote Boom Boom.
I wrote Boom Boom.Copy !req
605. Can I help you, boys?Copy !req
606. You got any
white bread?Copy !req
607. Yes.Copy !req
608. I'll have some toasted
white bread, please.Copy !req
609. You want butter or jam
on that toast, honey?Copy !req
610. No, ma'am. Dry.Copy !req
611. Got any fried chicken?Copy !req
612. Best damn chicken
in the state.Copy !req
613. Bring me
four fried chickens
and a Coke.Copy !req
614. You want chicken wings
or chicken legs?Copy !req
615. Four fried chickens
and a Coke.Copy !req
616. And some dry
white toast, please.Copy !req
617. You all want anything
to drink with that?Copy !req
618. No, ma'am.
A Coke.Copy !req
619. Be up in a minute.Copy !req
620. We got two honkies
out thereCopy !req
621. dressed like Hasidic
diamond merchants.Copy !req
622. Say what?Copy !req
623. They look like they're from
the CIA or something.Copy !req
624. What they wanna eat?Copy !req
625. The tall one wants
white bread. Toast.Copy !req
626. Dry. With nothing on it.Copy !req
627. Elwood!Copy !req
628. And the other one wants
four whole fried chickens
and a Coke.Copy !req
629. And Jake! Shit!
The Blues Brothers!Copy !req
630. Hi, Jake.Copy !req
631. Matt! How you doing?Copy !req
632. How you doing?
How was Joliet?Copy !req
633. Oh, it's bad.Copy !req
634. On Thursday night they serve
a wicked pepper steak.Copy !req
635. Can't be as bad as
the cabbage rollsCopy !req
636. at the
Terre Haute Federal Pen.Copy !req
637. Or that oatmeal
at the Cook County slammer.Copy !req
638. They're all pretty bad.Copy !req
639. Matt! Me and Elwood,Copy !req
640. we're putting the band
back together.Copy !req
641. We need you and Blue Lou.Copy !req
642. Oh, man. Don't talk
that way around here.Copy !req
643. My old lady,
she'll kill me.Copy !req
644. Ma'am,
you gotta understand.Copy !req
645. This is a lot bigger
than any domestic problemsCopy !req
646. you might be experiencing.Copy !req
647. Matt, what the hell
is he talking about?Copy !req
648. Don't get riled, sugar.Copy !req
649. Don't you,
"don't get riled, sugar" me!Copy !req
650. Now, you not going back
on the road no more.Copy !req
651. And you ain't playing any more
two-bit, sleazy dives.Copy !req
652. You're living with me now.Copy !req
653. And you're not gonna
go sliding aroundCopy !req
654. with your old
white hoodlum friends.Copy !req
655. But, babes!
This is Jake and Elwood!Copy !req
656. The Blues Brothers!Copy !req
657. The Blues Brothers!Copy !req
658. Shit!Copy !req
659. They still owe you money,
fool!Copy !req
660. Ma'am, would it make you feel
any better if you knew thatCopy !req
661. what we're asking Matt
here to do is a holy thing?Copy !req
662. You see,
we're on a mission from God.Copy !req
663. Don't you blaspheme in here!
Don't you blaspheme in here!Copy !req
664. Now, this is my man,
this is my restaurant,Copy !req
665. and you two are gonna just
walk right out that door,Copy !req
666. without your dry,
white toast,Copy !req
667. without your
four fried chickensCopy !req
668. and without
Matt "Guitar" Murphy!Copy !req
669. Now, you listen to me!
I love you.Copy !req
670. But I'm the man
and you're the woman.Copy !req
671. And I'll make the decisions
concerning my life!Copy !req
672. You better think
about what you saying.Copy !req
673. You better think
about the consequences
of your actions.Copy !req
674. Oh, shut up, woman!Copy !req
675. - You better think
- ThinkCopy !req
676. Think about what
you're trying to do to meCopy !req
677. Yeah, think
Think, thinkCopy !req
678. Let your mind go
Let yourself be freeCopy !req
679. Let's go back
Let's go backCopy !req
680. Let's go way on back whenCopy !req
681. I didn't even know youCopy !req
682. You couldn't have been
too much more than 10Copy !req
683. Just a childCopy !req
684. I ain't no psychiatrist
I ain't no doctor with degreesCopy !req
685. It don't take too much high IQ
to see what you're doing to meCopy !req
686. You better think
ThinkCopy !req
687. Think about what you're
trying to do to meCopy !req
688. Think
Think, thinkCopy !req
689. Let your mind go
Let yourself be freeCopy !req
690. Oh, freedom
FreedomCopy !req
691. Freedom
FreedomCopy !req
692. FreedomCopy !req
693. Yeah, freedomCopy !req
694. Right now, freedom
FreedomCopy !req
695. Freedom
FreedomCopy !req
696. FreedomCopy !req
697. Oh, freedom right nowCopy !req
698. Hey, think about itCopy !req
699. You, think about itCopy !req
700. There ain't nothing you could
ask I could answer you,
but I won'tCopy !req
701. But I was gonna change that,
I'm not if you keep doing
things I don'tCopy !req
702. Hey!Copy !req
703. Think about what you're
trying to do to meCopy !req
704. Damn it
ThinkCopy !req
705. Let your mind go
Let yourself be freeCopy !req
706. People walking around
every day playing games
and taking scoresCopy !req
707. Tryin' to make other people
lose their mindCopy !req
708. Be careful
you don't lose yoursCopy !req
709. Hey, think
ThinkCopy !req
710. Think about what you're
trying to do to meCopy !req
711. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Think, thinkCopy !req
712. Let your mind go
Let yourself be freeCopy !req
713. You need me
Need meCopy !req
714. And I need you
Don't you knowCopy !req
715. Without each other
there ain't nothing
either can doCopy !req
716. Yeah, think about it, babeCopy !req
717. What you trying
to do to meCopy !req
718. To the bone, man
Think about it right nowCopy !req
719. Oh, freedom
FreedomCopy !req
720. Freedom
FreedomCopy !req
721. Yeah, freedomCopy !req
722. Freedom
FreedomCopy !req
723. Freedom
FreedomCopy !req
724. FreedomCopy !req
725. FreedomCopy !req
726. Right nowCopy !req
727. HeyCopy !req
728. You, think about itCopy !req
729. There ain't nothing you could
ask I can answer you,
but I won'tCopy !req
730. But I was gonna change
my mind if you keep doing
things I don'tCopy !req
731. Yeah, think
ThinkCopy !req
732. Think about what you're
trying to do to meCopy !req
733. ThinkCopy !req
734. Let your mind go
Let yourself be freeCopy !req
735. You need me
Need meCopy !req
736. And I need you
Don't you knowCopy !req
737. Without each other
there ain't nothing
either can doCopy !req
738. Yeah, yeahCopy !req
739. Think about it, babyCopy !req
740. What you're trying
to do to meCopy !req
741. To the bone, manCopy !req
742. Think about it, babyCopy !req
743. Yeah, right on
To the boneCopy !req
744. For deepness
To the bone, for deepnessCopy !req
745. Yeah
To the boneCopy !req
746. For deepness, think about itCopy !req
747. To the bone, for deepnessCopy !req
748. Right nowCopy !req
749. Think about it,
yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
750. To the bone, for deepness
To the bone, for deepnessCopy !req
751. Think about it
For deepnessCopy !req
752. Think about itCopy !req
753. Don't give me the blues,
brother, heyCopy !req
754. You had betterCopy !req
755. Stop and think about it
ThinkCopy !req
756. ThinkCopy !req
757. Let's boogie.Copy !req
758. Well, go ahead, damn it!Copy !req
759. Shit!Copy !req
760. Pardon me, but we do
have a strict policyCopy !req
761. concerning the handling
of the instruments.Copy !req
762. An employee of
Ray's Music Exchange
must be present.Copy !req
763. Now, may I help you?Copy !req
764. Ray, it's me. Joliet Jake.Copy !req
765. I once rented some
column speakers from you
for my band,Copy !req
766. The Blues Brothers.Copy !req
767. Hey, Ray. It's me,
Murph, of Murph
and the Magic Tones.Copy !req
768. Remember me?
I bought three Fender amps.Copy !req
769. Oh, we sell a lot
of amplifiers.Copy !req
770. Not like these.
They were beautiful.Copy !req
771. Upholstered with thick,
red shag.Copy !req
772. Oh, right, right!
I remember now.Copy !req
773. As a matter of fact,
I'll buy them all back
for $350 a piece.Copy !req
774. $350?Copy !req
775. I paid $800 each,
not 6 months ago.Copy !req
776. Well, you know
depreciation, man.Copy !req
777. Ray, we're here to buy stuff.Copy !req
778. We need pianos,
amps, mikes, the works.Copy !req
779. Now, go on! Get!Copy !req
780. Breaks my heart,
a boy that young going bad.Copy !req
781. Tell me a little about this
electric piano, Ray.Copy !req
782. Oh, you have a good eye,
my man.Copy !req
783. That's the best
in the city of Chicago.Copy !req
784. How much?Copy !req
785. $2,000 and it's yours.Copy !req
786. You can take it
home with you.Copy !req
787. Matter of fact,
I'll throw in
the black keys for free.Copy !req
788. $2,000 for this
chunk of shit?Copy !req
789. Come on, Ray!Copy !req
790. I mean, really, Ray.
It's used.Copy !req
791. There's no action left
in this keyboard.Copy !req
792. Uh, uh, uh, excuse me.Copy !req
793. I don't think
there's anything wrongCopy !req
794. with the action on this piano.Copy !req
795. Well, I heard
about the fella you've
been dancing withCopy !req
796. All over the neighborhoodCopy !req
797. So, why didn't you
ask me, babyCopy !req
798. Or didn't you
think I could?Copy !req
799. Well, I know
that the boogaloo
is out of sightCopy !req
800. But the shingaling's
the thing tonightCopy !req
801. But if that was
you and me out there, babyCopy !req
802. I would have shown you
how to do it rightCopy !req
803. Do it rightCopy !req
804. Uh-huh.Copy !req
805. Do it rightCopy !req
806. Do it rightCopy !req
807. Do it rightCopy !req
808. AaahCopy !req
809. TwistingCopy !req
810. Shake it, shake it, babyCopy !req
811. Here we go loop de loopCopy !req
812. Shake it out, babyCopy !req
813. Here we go loop de laCopy !req
814. Bend overCopy !req
815. Let me see you
shake your tailfeatherCopy !req
816. Bend overCopy !req
817. Let me see you
shake your tailfeatherCopy !req
818. Come onCopy !req
819. Let me see you
shake your tailfeatherCopy !req
820. Come on
Let me see you
shake your tailfeatherCopy !req
821. AaahCopy !req
822. Come onCopy !req
823. Come on, babyCopy !req
824. Come onCopy !req
825. Yeah, come on, babyCopy !req
826. All rightCopy !req
827. Do the twistCopy !req
828. Do the flyCopy !req
829. Do the swimCopy !req
830. And do the birdCopy !req
831. Do the duckCopy !req
832. Do the monkeyCopy !req
833. WatusiCopy !req
834. And what about the frugCopy !req
835. Do the mashed potatoCopy !req
836. What about the boogalooCopy !req
837. The Bony MaronieCopy !req
838. Come on, let's do the twistCopy !req
839. Ah, twistingCopy !req
840. Shake it, shake it, babyCopy !req
841. TwistingCopy !req
842. Shake it, shake it, babyCopy !req
843. TwistingCopy !req
844. Shake it, shake it, babyCopy !req
845. Okay, man.Copy !req
846. We'll take
these axes.Copy !req
847. Naturally. And as usual,
I gotta take an IOU.Copy !req
848. You guys go inside,
get yourselves a bite.Copy !req
849. I've got to
make a phone call.Copy !req
850. Now, Jake,
does this phone call
concern our first gig?Copy !req
851. Have I ever
lied to you?Copy !req
852. What are we
gonna do, man?Copy !req
853. We don't got
no gig.Copy !req
854. How much money
you got?Copy !req
855. I got a quarter.Copy !req
856. That's enough for
a phone call. Come on.Copy !req
857. What are you
doing, Elwood?Copy !req
858. You said we were
gonna make a call.Copy !req
859. I said I was
gonna make a call.Copy !req
860. Who are you
gonna call, Jake?Copy !req
861. Do you remember
Maury Sline?Copy !req
862. Sline? Booking agent?
What about him?Copy !req
863. He got us some good showcases
in the old days.Copy !req
864. He got us the Morgan Park,
he got us the Tick Tock.Copy !req
865. I got him laid.
He owes me.Copy !req
866. Give it a shot.Copy !req
867. Hey, Jake.Copy !req
868. There's got to be at least
$7 worth of change here.Copy !req
869. Yeah?Copy !req
870. Sir.Copy !req
871. What did you
find out?Copy !req
872. Okay.Copy !req
873. I called a friend at
the Motor Vehicle Department.Copy !req
874. That license plate
is like a rash
all over the computer.Copy !req
875. The car belongs to
a known traffic menace.Copy !req
876. What's his name?Copy !req
877. His name is Elwood Blues.Copy !req
878. He's got
a record a mile long.Copy !req
879. And he's a Catholic.Copy !req
880. Did you get
his address?Copy !req
881. Of course.Copy !req
882. 1060 West Addison.Copy !req
883. Let's go.Copy !req
884. Anybody with
that kind of recordCopy !req
885. is gonna make a mistake.Copy !req
886. I want all party members
in the tri-state districtCopy !req
887. to monitor
the city, county,Copy !req
888. and state police
on their C.B.s.Copy !req
889. Mr. Blues is gonna fuck up.Copy !req
890. And when he does,Copy !req
891. he better pray the police
get to him before we do.Copy !req
892. All right, man.Copy !req
893. We've been in this car
for three hours now.Copy !req
894. Where the hell is this place?Copy !req
895. I told you it'd take
a little while to get there.Copy !req
896. What's the name
of the place?Copy !req
897. Uh, the name
of the place is, uh,Copy !req
898. Bob's Country Bunker.Copy !req
899. Here we are.Copy !req
900. Bob's Country Bunker?Copy !req
901. Jake,
the sign says,Copy !req
902. "Tonight only,
the Good Ole Boys."Copy !req
903. Blues Brothers!Copy !req
904. It should read,
"Tonight only,Copy !req
905. "the Blues Brothers'
triumphant return."Copy !req
906. Must be
some kind of mistake.Copy !req
907. You guys
unload the stuff.Copy !req
908. Elwood, come with me.Copy !req
909. What can I
get you boys?Copy !req
910. You thirsty, you hungry
or just driving through?Copy !req
911. Maybe you'd like a beer,
or something a little harder?Copy !req
912. We happen to make
the state's
best pepper steak.Copy !req
913. No, thank you, ma'am!Copy !req
914. We may be sucking
back a few beers
a little later on.Copy !req
915. We'll be here all night.
You see, we're the band.Copy !req
916. You are?
Oh, gee, that's nice!Copy !req
917. Hey, Bob,
this is the band!Copy !req
918. All right!Copy !req
919. What kind of music
do you usually have here?Copy !req
920. We got both kinds.
We got country
and western.Copy !req
921. Jake, are you sure
this is the place?Copy !req
922. Yeah! Sure!
This is the place.Copy !req
923. Hi! You the Good Ole Boys?
That's us!Copy !req
924. The rest of the band's
out in the parking lotCopy !req
925. getting our stuff together.Copy !req
926. Well, I'm sure glad
to have you boys here.Copy !req
927. I'm Bob
and this here
is my place.Copy !req
928. It's a beautiful place, Bob!Copy !req
929. I guess you wanna
get your steel guitars
and everythingCopy !req
930. set up on stage,
don't you?Copy !req
931. Claire, go and turn
those stage lights onCopy !req
932. and get these boys
going up there.Copy !req
933. Chicken wire?Copy !req
934. What do you say
we set up for
sound check?Copy !req
935. Excuse me, sonny,
I guess I'll give
this to you.Copy !req
936. You're the tallest one.Copy !req
937. Okay, what is it?Copy !req
938. Well, that there
is a list of the songsCopy !req
939. you boys will be
playing tonight.Copy !req
940. Man, I don't think
we know any of
the songs on this list.Copy !req
941. This list
doesn't mean anything.
They're just requests.Copy !req
942. Do our regular set.
First tune!Copy !req
943. Give Me Some Loving.
One, two.Copy !req
944. One, two, three, four.Copy !req
945. Shit!Copy !req
946. What are those damn freak
pecker heads playing?Copy !req
947. Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
948. We're glad to be here
in Kokomo tonight.Copy !req
949. We're the Good Old
Blues Brothers
Boys Band from Chicago.Copy !req
950. We sure hope
you'll like our show.Copy !req
951. I'm Elwood.
This is my brother Jake.Copy !req
952. Well, my temperature's rising
And my feet on the floorCopy !req
953. Crazy people knockin'
'Cause they wanted some moreCopy !req
954. Let me in, baby
I don't know what you gotCopy !req
955. You better take it easy
'Cause this place is hotCopy !req
956. And I'm so glad
you made itCopy !req
957. That ain't no
Hank Williams song!Copy !req
958. Give me some lovingCopy !req
959. Get off the stage!Copy !req
960. Give me some lovingCopy !req
961. Every dayCopy !req
962. Why'd they turn
off the lights?Copy !req
963. Maybe they blew a fuse.Copy !req
964. I don't think so, man.Copy !req
965. Those lights are off
on purpose.Copy !req
966. We gotta figure out
something these people
like, and fast!Copy !req
967. I got it.
Remember the theme
from Rawhide?Copy !req
968. The old favorite.
Rowdy Yates.Copy !req
969. What key?
A.Copy !req
970. Good country key.Copy !req
971. Rawhide in A.Copy !req
972. Rollin', rollin', rollin'Copy !req
973. Though the streams
are swollenCopy !req
974. Keep them dogies rollin'Copy !req
975. RawhideCopy !req
976. The rain and wind and weather
Hellbent for leatherCopy !req
977. Wishin' my gal
was by my sideCopy !req
978. All the things
I'm missin'Copy !req
979. Good vittles,
love and kissin'Copy !req
980. Are waiting at
the end of my rideCopy !req
981. Move 'em on
Head 'em upCopy !req
982. Head 'em up
Move 'em onCopy !req
983. Move 'em on
Head 'em upCopy !req
984. Rawhide
Cut 'em outCopy !req
985. Ride 'em in
Ride 'em inCopy !req
986. Cut 'em out
Cut 'em outCopy !req
987. Ride 'em in, RawhideCopy !req
988. Move 'em on
Head 'em upCopy !req
989. Head 'em up
Move 'em onCopy !req
990. Move 'em on
Head 'em upCopy !req
991. Rawhide
Cut 'em outCopy !req
992. Ride 'em in
Ride 'em inCopy !req
993. Cut 'em out
Cut 'em outCopy !req
994. Ride 'em in,
RawhideCopy !req
995. Yah!Copy !req
996. RawhideCopy !req
997. Yah!Copy !req
998. RawhideCopy !req
999. Theme from
the TV show Rawhide.
Thank you.Copy !req
1000. We'd like to do a favorite
of the horn section.Copy !req
1001. We hope
it's one of yours.Copy !req
1002. Sometimes
it's hard to be a womanCopy !req
1003. Giving all your loveCopy !req
1004. To just one manCopy !req
1005. And if you love himCopy !req
1006. Oh, be proud of himCopy !req
1007. 'Cause after allCopy !req
1008. He's just a manCopy !req
1009. Stand by your manCopy !req
1010. Give him two arms
to cling toCopy !req
1011. And something warm
to come toCopy !req
1012. When nights are
cold and lonelyCopy !req
1013. Stand by your manCopy !req
1014. And tell the world
you love himCopy !req
1015. Keep giving
all the love you canCopy !req
1016. Stand by your manCopy !req
1017. Stand by your manCopy !req
1018. And show the world
you love himCopy !req
1019. Keep giving
all the love you canCopy !req
1020. BabyCopy !req
1021. Stand by your manCopy !req
1022. Well, folks,
it's time to call it
a night.Copy !req
1023. But do what you feel,
and keep both feet
on the wheel.Copy !req
1024. You don't have to go home
but you can't stay here.Copy !req
1025. So, till next time:Copy !req
1026. Move 'em on
Head 'em upCopy !req
1027. Head 'em up
Move 'em onCopy !req
1028. Move 'em on
Head 'em upCopy !req
1029. RawhideCopy !req
1030. Cut 'em out
Ride 'em inCopy !req
1031. Ride 'em in
Cut 'em outCopy !req
1032. Cut 'em outCopy !req
1033. Ride 'em in, RawhideCopy !req
1034. RawhideCopy !req
1035. Let's get the hell
out of here.Copy !req
1036. Shit, I wanna
tell you boysCopy !req
1037. that's some of the best
goddamn music we've hadCopy !req
1038. at the Country Bunker
in a long time.Copy !req
1039. Sorry we couldn't remember
The Wreck of the Old 97.Copy !req
1040. Why, hell!Copy !req
1041. You guys
can learn it next time
when you come back.Copy !req
1042. Bob, about our money
for tonight.Copy !req
1043. That's right.Copy !req
1044. $200Copy !req
1045. and you boys drank
$300 worth of beer.Copy !req
1046. When we first came inCopy !req
1047. the bar lady
never charged us
for the first roundCopy !req
1048. so, like,
we figured beer was
complimentary for the band.Copy !req
1049. beer was, like, complimentary
for the band, you know.Copy !req
1050. No.Copy !req
1051. Well, I'll just go out
and take up a collectionCopy !req
1052. from the boys.Copy !req
1053. Well, I'll tell you,
I sure would appreciate it.Copy !req
1054. I say this trip
is nowhere, man.Copy !req
1055. I say we gotta quit.Copy !req
1056. What? Quit?Copy !req
1057. Well, I wish you guys
would make up your mind.Copy !req
1058. Otherwise, I've gotta call
Mr. RonziniCopy !req
1059. at the Holiday Inn and
get our old gig back.Copy !req
1060. Back at the Armada Room?Copy !req
1061. Listen, they want us to pay
for the beer we drank.Copy !req
1062. So you guys better split.Copy !req
1063. The next gig is
gonna be dynamite!Copy !req
1064. Huge! You'll see.Copy !req
1065. I say we give
The Blues BrothersCopy !req
1066. just one more chance.Copy !req
1067. Why not?
If the shit fits, wear it!Copy !req
1068. Scoot over, goddamn it!Copy !req
1069. Boys look
a little upset.Copy !req
1070. Hey, man.
Don't worry.Copy !req
1071. We got
a couple of days.Copy !req
1072. We'll get
the Penguin's tax money.Copy !req
1073. I mean, look.Copy !req
1074. We got an appointment
to see Mr. Sline tomorrow.Copy !req
1075. Everything's
gonna be all right.Copy !req
1076. Let's skate.Copy !req
1077. Goddamn it.Copy !req
1078. Excuse me, gentlemen.
Are you The Good Ole Boys?Copy !req
1079. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
1080. I'm Tucker McElroy,
lead singer,Copy !req
1081. driver of the Winnebago.Copy !req
1082. I'd like to talk to you,
but we're running very late.Copy !req
1083. My name is Jacob Stein,
American FederationCopy !req
1084. of Musicians Union,
Local 200.Copy !req
1085. I've been sent here
to seeCopy !req
1086. if you gentlemen are
carrying your permits.Copy !req
1087. Our what?Copy !req
1088. Your union cards.Copy !req
1089. May I see
your cards, please?Copy !req
1090. Suppose we ain't got
no union cards,Copy !req
1091. and we go in
and start playing anyway.Copy !req
1092. What you gonna do about that?Copy !req
1093. You gonna stop us? Stein?Copy !req
1094. You gonna look
pretty funny trying to eatCopy !req
1095. corn on the cob
with no fucking teeth!Copy !req
1096. Listen,Copy !req
1097. let me talk to Bob,
the owner.Copy !req
1098. See if we can put your bandCopy !req
1099. on contract waivers
for tonight.Copy !req
1100. I don't want you to
move from this spot.Copy !req
1101. Just let me
handle this.Copy !req
1102. We'll, uh...
We'll talk to Bob.Copy !req
1103. Get in the car
and start her up.Copy !req
1104. You know you boys
owe me a lot of moneyCopy !req
1105. for that beer
you drank tonight!Copy !req
1106. Goddamn it!Copy !req
1107. Bob, we loved
playing here tonight.Copy !req
1108. My brother's writing outCopy !req
1109. an American Express
traveler's checkCopy !req
1110. to cover the extensive
bar tab.Copy !req
1111. Well, I sure
would appreciate it.Copy !req
1112. I'd better check up,
see how he's doing.Copy !req
1113. See, I have to sign it, too.Copy !req
1114. I usually sit in the car
and write it outCopy !req
1115. on the, uh,
glove compartment lid.Copy !req
1116. Okay?Copy !req
1117. I need a pencil.Copy !req
1118. Were them guys
from the union?Copy !req
1119. Union?
What the hell union?Copy !req
1120. Those boys
skipped out of hereCopy !req
1121. owing me a lot
of money for beer.Copy !req
1122. What the hell are you guys
all dressed up for?Copy !req
1123. We're The Good Ole Boys!Copy !req
1124. You're The Good Ole Boys?Copy !req
1125. A.F.M. Shit!Copy !req
1126. Our Lady of
Blessed Acceleration,Copy !req
1127. don't fail me now!Copy !req
1128. I don't believe it!Copy !req
1129. It's that
shitbox Dodge again.Copy !req
1130. The bastards
are ours now!Copy !req
1131. Holy shit!Copy !req
1132. Boys, you're in big trouble.Copy !req
1133. Maury, you owe me.Copy !req
1134. We'll play anywhere,
anytime, for anybody.Copy !req
1135. Put us in, uh,
the Double Up Lounge,Copy !req
1136. or the Morgan Park Theater,
or the Crystal.Copy !req
1137. We always
knocked them dead
in those joints.Copy !req
1138. Discos.
They're all discos.Copy !req
1139. Singles.
Mixed singles,
gay singles.Copy !req
1140. Those people like to
tumble and carry on.Copy !req
1141. They like to dance
with each other.Copy !req
1142. We are a dance band.Copy !req
1143. I don't know, boys.
I just don't know.Copy !req
1144. Times have changed,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
1145. What are
you guys gonna do?
The same act?Copy !req
1146. You wear the same
farchadat suits.Copy !req
1147. You'll scare people away.Copy !req
1148. Don't you ever
wear blue jeans
or jumpsuitsCopy !req
1149. like Wayne Cochran
and the C.C. Riders?Copy !req
1150. You gotta come
through for us.Copy !req
1151. We need $5,000, fast.Copy !req
1152. $5,000?Copy !req
1153. Who do you think you are?
The Beatles?Copy !req
1154. You know the size hall
you gotta work to take in
that kind of money?Copy !req
1155. We'll fill any hall
in the country.Copy !req
1156. You guys familiar with
the Palace Hotel ballroom?Copy !req
1157. Never heard of it.Copy !req
1158. Nice place up north.Copy !req
1159. Built in the '40s
on Lake Wazapamani.Copy !req
1160. That seats 5,000.Copy !req
1161. You guys fill that place,
you can make $5,000, easy.Copy !req
1162. Book us for
tomorrow night.Copy !req
1163. Hold it!
Tomorrow night?Copy !req
1164. A gig like that,
you gotta prepare
the proper exploitation.Copy !req
1165. I know about that stuff.
I been exploited all my life.Copy !req
1166. Forget it.
There's no way with you guys.
Forget about it.Copy !req
1167. Say, how's Mrs. Sline?Copy !req
1168. I might have
some information
she'd like to know.Copy !req
1169. You blackmailing me?Copy !req
1170. If you wanna
put it that way.
Maury, we need this gig!Copy !req
1171. We're on a mission
from God.Copy !req
1172. You get us the hall,
and I guaranteeCopy !req
1173. we'll pack them in
from miles around.Copy !req
1174. What do you say?Copy !req
1175. Okay. I'll get you
the Palace Hotel.Copy !req
1176. I'll print up showbills.
I'll makeCopy !req
1177. the place look
real pretty, okay?Copy !req
1178. I don't think you guys
are gonna gross dollar one.Copy !req
1179. But if you do,
I want a taste
of the gate, okay?Copy !req
1180. Thanks, Maury.
Let's go, boys!Copy !req
1181. Listen,Copy !req
1182. you boys heard me talk about
Jake and Elwood.Copy !req
1183. Well, they used to live here,
just like you.Copy !req
1184. And I used to sing to them,
just like with you.Copy !req
1185. Tonight,Copy !req
1186. Jake and Elwood are
going out to sing and playCopy !req
1187. to raise money to
help you children.Copy !req
1188. Your lazy butts
are in this, too!Copy !req
1189. So get up on that wagon.Copy !req
1190. We're going up northCopy !req
1191. to put the word
in the streets.Copy !req
1192. Tonight only,
the fabulous Blues Brothers,Copy !req
1193. Rhythm and Blues RevueCopy !req
1194. at the Palace Hotel ballroom,
Route 16,Copy !req
1195. Lake Wazapamani.Copy !req
1196. The fabulous Blues Brothers,Copy !req
1197. Show Band and Revue.Copy !req
1198. There you go, boy.Copy !req
1199. All right, man!Copy !req
1200. Check it out!
Check it out!Copy !req
1201. Tonight only!Copy !req
1202. From Chicago!Copy !req
1203. The Blues Brothers.Copy !req
1204. Rhythm and Blues Revue.Copy !req
1205. One night only!
The fabulous...Copy !req
1206. Blues Brothers
Show Band and Revue.Copy !req
1207. You!
On the motorcycle!Copy !req
1208. You two girls!Copy !req
1209. Tell your friends!Copy !req
1210. Free parking.Copy !req
1211. Free parking.Copy !req
1212. $2 cover charge only, folks!Copy !req
1213. That's a lot of entertainment.Copy !req
1214. For $2.Copy !req
1215. For $2.Copy !req
1216. Will you please put
this in the window,
lady,Copy !req
1217. because it's real important.Copy !req
1218. Tonight only, from Chicago,Copy !req
1219. the fabulous Blues Brothers,Copy !req
1220. Rhythm and Blues Revue,Copy !req
1221. for your dancing pleasure.Copy !req
1222. And it's
ladies' night tonightCopy !req
1223. at the Palace Hotel ballroom.Copy !req
1224. "Tonight only,
the Blues Brothers,Copy !req
1225. "genuine Rhythm and Blues
Show and Revue.Copy !req
1226. "Palace Hotel ballroom.
Tonight only."Copy !req
1227. How we doing?Copy !req
1228. So far we covered
Lake, McHenryCopy !req
1229. and part of
DuPage County.Copy !req
1230. Good.
Let's get to the gig.Copy !req
1231. What is it?Copy !req
1232. We're out of gas.Copy !req
1233. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1234. Wow, a classic.
What a room!Copy !req
1235. This place is gonna
swing tonight.Copy !req
1236. It's a fucking barn.
We'll never fill it.Copy !req
1237. We've gotta fill
this hall tonight.Copy !req
1238. A lot of young children
are depending on it.Copy !req
1239. Young children?
Why, what do you mean?Copy !req
1240. Jake and Elwood
are donating the band's
share of the door moneyCopy !req
1241. to pay the taxes on
the Saint Helen's Orphanage
in Calumet City.Copy !req
1242. What?Copy !req
1243. We're out of gas.
Yep.Copy !req
1244. Mind if we fill her up?Copy !req
1245. Nope.
I said we're out of gas.Copy !req
1246. Tanker truck's late.
Should have been here
two hours ago.Copy !req
1247. Uh, it's always late
on Thursdays.Copy !req
1248. I guess
we'll have to wait.Copy !req
1249. Yeah.Copy !req
1250. Excuse me, sir.Copy !req
1251. Yes, you. Could you fill it up
with premium, please,Copy !req
1252. and check under the hood?Copy !req
1253. Sure.Copy !req
1254. You, uh, want I should, uh,Copy !req
1255. wash the dead bugs
off the windshield?Copy !req
1256. Oh, no. Don't worry.
I'm in kind of a hurry.Copy !req
1257. Where in the hell are they?Copy !req
1258. So, uh, maybe
you'd like to come byCopy !req
1259. and see the show.Copy !req
1260. Oh, um, I'm awfully sorry,Copy !req
1261. but I do have
a prior dinner engagement.Copy !req
1262. Thanks, Marvin.Copy !req
1263. Debbie, get me
Troopers Daniel and Mount.Copy !req
1264. I don't see
those Blues Brothers.Copy !req
1265. We'll wait.Copy !req
1266. Okay, you're all set.Copy !req
1267. That'll be, uh, $94.Copy !req
1268. Here's $95.
Thank you, Elwood.Copy !req
1269. Okay.
And that's $1 change.Copy !req
1270. Oh, keep the change.Copy !req
1271. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
1272. Uh, so, look.
Uh, if your dateCopy !req
1273. don't work out
tonight for any reason, uh,Copy !req
1274. there's a motel
up on the interstate.Copy !req
1275. Uh, maybe we could,
say, uh, meetCopy !req
1276. around, uh, midnight?Copy !req
1277. I'll think about it,
Elwood, okay?Copy !req
1278. Yeah.Copy !req
1279. Bye.Copy !req
1280. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
1281. Come on!Copy !req
1282. Ow!Copy !req
1283. We're really late.
You better step
on it, man.Copy !req
1284. Yeah.Copy !req
1285. I always like to perform
for angry mobs.Copy !req
1286. You can't quit now.Copy !req
1287. What can they be doing?Copy !req
1288. My head hurts.Copy !req
1289. That Night Train's
a mean wine.Copy !req
1290. You'd better get bright!
We got a show to do.Copy !req
1291. Then we gotta
figure out some way
to collect that gate money,Copy !req
1292. get it to the Cook County
Assessor's officeCopy !req
1293. as soon as they open
in the morning.Copy !req
1294. We want the show!Copy !req
1295. Gentlemen,
I'm leaving.Copy !req
1296. Man, we were so close.Copy !req
1297. Hey, you guys know
Minnie The Moocher?Copy !req
1298. I knew a hooker once
named Minnie Mazola.Copy !req
1299. No! The song
Minnie the Moocher.Copy !req
1300. Yeah. So what?Copy !req
1301. Hit it!Copy !req
1302. Hey folks
here's a story 'boutCopy !req
1303. Minnie the MoocherCopy !req
1304. She was a low-down
hoochie coocherCopy !req
1305. She was the roughest
toughest frailCopy !req
1306. But Minnie had a heartCopy !req
1307. As big as a whaleCopy !req
1308. Hi de hi de hi de hiCopy !req
1309. Hi de hi de hi de hiCopy !req
1310. Ho de ho de ho de hoCopy !req
1311. Ho de ho de ho de hoCopy !req
1312. He de he de he de heCopy !req
1313. He de he de he de heCopy !req
1314. Hi de hi de hi de hoCopy !req
1315. Hi de hi de hi de hoCopy !req
1316. She messed around
with a bloke named SmokeyCopy !req
1317. She loved him
though he was cokeyCopy !req
1318. He took her down
to ChinatownCopy !req
1319. And he showed her
how to kick
the gong aroundCopy !req
1320. Hi de hi de hi de hiCopy !req
1321. Hi de hi de hi de hiCopy !req
1322. WhoaCopy !req
1323. WhoaCopy !req
1324. He de he de he de heCopy !req
1325. He de he de he de heCopy !req
1326. He de he de he de hoCopy !req
1327. He de he de he de hoCopy !req
1328. She had a dream
about the King of SwedenCopy !req
1329. He gave her things
that she was needin'Copy !req
1330. He gave her a home
built of gold and steelCopy !req
1331. A diamond car
with the platinum wheelsCopy !req
1332. Hi de hi de hi de
hi de hi de hi de hiCopy !req
1333. Ho de ho de ho de ho de
ho de ho de hoCopy !req
1334. Ho de ho de ho de ho de
ho de ho de hoCopy !req
1335. Psst.Copy !req
1336. This is glue.
Strong stuff.Copy !req
1337. What the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
1338. This can is from
a surplus disposal run.Copy !req
1339. Fifteen overcharged
ouncesCopy !req
1340. of pure uncompounded
isoproponyl butane
monosulphide.Copy !req
1341. When combined with oxygen
and a little heatCopy !req
1342. it will cause
a rapid expansion.Copy !req
1343. Hi de hi de hi de hiCopy !req
1344. Hi de hi de hi de hiCopy !req
1345. Ho de ho de ho de hoCopy !req
1346. Ho de ho de ho de hoCopy !req
1347. He de he de he de heCopy !req
1348. He de he de he de heCopy !req
1349. Hi de hi de hi de hoCopy !req
1350. Hi de hi de hi de hoCopy !req
1351. Poor Min, poor MinCopy !req
1352. Poor MinCopy !req
1353. Okay, let's take them!
Wait a minute.Copy !req
1354. I've never even
heard these boys sing,
all right?Copy !req
1355. All right.Copy !req
1356. They're not
going no place.Copy !req
1357. All right, cover all exits!
Let's go! Come on! Hurry up!Copy !req
1358. Move it!Copy !req
1359. Who wants
an Orange Whip?Copy !req
1360. Orange Whip?
Orange Whip?Copy !req
1361. Three Orange Whips.Copy !req
1362. Excuse us.Copy !req
1363. Good evening, ladies.Copy !req
1364. One, two.
One, two,
three, four.Copy !req
1365. Now, ladies and gentlemenCopy !req
1366. it is the distinct pleasure
of the management
to present to youCopy !req
1367. the evening's
star attraction.Copy !req
1368. Here they are,
back after their
exclusive three-year tourCopy !req
1369. of Europe, Scandinavia
and the Subcontinent.Copy !req
1370. Won't you welcome,
from Calumet City,
Illinois,Copy !req
1371. the show band
of Joliet Jake
and Elwood Blues.Copy !req
1372. The Blues Brothers!Copy !req
1373. One, two.
One, two, three, four.Copy !req
1374. We're so glad
to see so many of you
lovely people here tonight.Copy !req
1375. We'd especially
like to welcome
all the representativesCopy !req
1376. of Illinois' law enforcement
community,Copy !req
1377. who have chosen
to join us hereCopy !req
1378. in the Palace Hotel ballroom
at this time.Copy !req
1379. We certainly hope
you all enjoy the show.Copy !req
1380. And remember
that no matter
who you areCopy !req
1381. and what you do to live,
thrive and surviveCopy !req
1382. there're still some things
that make us all the same.Copy !req
1383. You. Me. Them.
Everybody.Copy !req
1384. Everybody.Copy !req
1385. EverybodyCopy !req
1386. Needs somebodyCopy !req
1387. EverybodyCopy !req
1388. Needs somebody to loveCopy !req
1389. Someone to loveCopy !req
1390. Someone to loveCopy !req
1391. Sweetheart to missCopy !req
1392. Sweetheart to missCopy !req
1393. Sugar to kissCopy !req
1394. Sugar to kissCopy !req
1395. I need you
I need youCopy !req
1396. I need you, you, youCopy !req
1397. I need you, you, youCopy !req
1398. In the morningCopy !req
1399. YouCopy !req
1400. When my soul's on fireCopy !req
1401. YouCopy !req
1402. Sometimes I feelCopy !req
1403. I feel a little sad insideCopy !req
1404. When my baby mistreats meCopy !req
1405. I never, never
find a place to hide
I need youCopy !req
1406. Sometimes I feelCopy !req
1407. I feel a little
sad insideCopy !req
1408. When my baby
mistreats meCopy !req
1409. I never never
find a place to hide
I need youCopy !req
1410. People, when you do find
that special somebody,Copy !req
1411. you gotta hold that man,
hold that woman,Copy !req
1412. love him, please him,
squeeze her, please her!Copy !req
1413. Signify your feelings
with every gentle caressCopy !req
1414. because it's so important
to have that special somebodyCopy !req
1415. to hold, to kiss,
to miss,Copy !req
1416. to squeeze and please!Copy !req
1417. Everybody needs somebodyCopy !req
1418. EverybodyCopy !req
1419. Needs somebody to loveCopy !req
1420. Someone to loveCopy !req
1421. Sweetheart to missCopy !req
1422. Sugar to kissCopy !req
1423. I need youCopy !req
1424. In the morningCopy !req
1425. When my soul's on fireCopy !req
1426. When there
ain't no one around
I need youCopy !req
1427. I need you, you, youCopy !req
1428. I need you, you, youCopy !req
1429. You, you, youCopy !req
1430. You, you, youCopy !req
1431. You, you, youCopy !req
1432. I need youCopy !req
1433. Thank you.
That was for
Wilson Pickett.Copy !req
1434. This is dedicated
to the late,
great Magic Sam.Copy !req
1435. One, two.
One, two, three, four.Copy !req
1436. Come on baby
don't you wanna goCopy !req
1437. Come on baby
don't you wanna goCopy !req
1438. Back to that
same old placeCopy !req
1439. Sweet home ChicagoCopy !req
1440. Six and three is nineCopy !req
1441. Nine and nine is 18Copy !req
1442. Look there brother baby
and you'll see what I seenCopy !req
1443. Baby, don't you wanna goCopy !req
1444. Back to that
same old placeCopy !req
1445. Sweet home ChicagoCopy !req
1446. Come onCopy !req
1447. Baby, don't you wanna goCopy !req
1448. Come onCopy !req
1449. Baby, don't you wanna goCopy !req
1450. Back to that
same old placeCopy !req
1451. Sweet home ChicagoCopy !req
1452. The Mafia's
after us now.Copy !req
1453. You guys were hot!Copy !req
1454. You were great! Insane.
I've got to record you.Copy !req
1455. Bullshit.Copy !req
1456. Bullshit?
I don't bullshit.Copy !req
1457. I'm president of
Clarion RecordsCopy !req
1458. the largest recording company
on the Eastern seaboard.Copy !req
1459. So what?Copy !req
1460. Here's $10,000.Copy !req
1461. An advance
on your first
recording session.Copy !req
1462. Is it a deal?Copy !req
1463. Yeah. Sure, it's a deal.Copy !req
1464. Yeah. Sure, it's a deal!Copy !req
1465. Listen, all these
cops out here,Copy !req
1466. they're sort of
waiting for us.Copy !req
1467. We gotta get out
with nobody seeing us.
You know a back door out?Copy !req
1468. Sure. I used to be
head bouncer here
back in the '70s.Copy !req
1469. There's an electrical
service ductCopy !req
1470. right behind your
drummer's riser.Copy !req
1471. Do us a favor.Copy !req
1472. Take $1,400Copy !req
1473. and give it to
Ray's Music Exchange
in Calumet CityCopy !req
1474. and give the rest
to the band.Copy !req
1475. You got it.
Thanks.Copy !req
1476. Bye.
Bye.Copy !req
1477. Me and Elwood
are gonna make
a break for it.Copy !req
1478. You and the band
keep playing.Copy !req
1479. Something's wrong.Copy !req
1480. Where's Jake?Copy !req
1481. Where'd those
Blues Brothers go?Copy !req
1482. I sure hope this thing
leads someplace.Copy !req
1483. Elwood,
we're gone, man.Copy !req
1484. Who is that girl?Copy !req
1485. Well, Jake.Copy !req
1486. You look just
fine down thereCopy !req
1487. slithering in the mud
like vermin.Copy !req
1488. No problem.Copy !req
1489. You're not gonna
get away from me
this time.Copy !req
1490. Check that out!
Let's go!Copy !req
1491. It's good to see you,
sweetheart!Copy !req
1492. You contemptible pig.Copy !req
1493. I remained celibate for you.Copy !req
1494. I stood at
the back of a cathedralCopy !req
1495. waiting,
in celibacy, for youCopy !req
1496. with 300 friends and relatives
in attendance.Copy !req
1497. My uncle hiredCopy !req
1498. the best Romanian caterers
in the state.Copy !req
1499. To obtain the seven limousines
for the wedding partyCopy !req
1500. my father used up
his last favorsCopy !req
1501. with Mad Pete Trullo.Copy !req
1502. So for me, for my mother,Copy !req
1503. my grandmother,
my father, my uncle,Copy !req
1504. and for the common goodCopy !req
1505. I must now kill you
and your brother.Copy !req
1506. Oh, please don't kill us!Copy !req
1507. Please, please, don't kill us.Copy !req
1508. You know I love you, baby!Copy !req
1509. I wouldn't leave you!
It wasn't my fault!Copy !req
1510. You miserable slug!Copy !req
1511. You think you can talk
your way out of this?Copy !req
1512. You betrayed me!Copy !req
1513. No, I didn't. Honest!Copy !req
1514. I ran out of gas!Copy !req
1515. I had a flat tire!Copy !req
1516. I didn't have enough
money for cab fare!Copy !req
1517. My tux didn't come
back from the cleaners.Copy !req
1518. And old friend came
in from out of town!Copy !req
1519. Someone stole my car!Copy !req
1520. There was an earthquake!
A terrible flood!Copy !req
1521. Locusts! It wasn't my fault,Copy !req
1522. I swear to God!Copy !req
1523. Oh, Jake...Copy !req
1524. Jake, honey.Copy !req
1525. Let's go.Copy !req
1526. Take it easy.Copy !req
1527. You're going to
totally demolish
the cars.Copy !req
1528. You want to maybe
consider going after
the Blues Brothers?Copy !req
1529. It's 106 miles
to Chicago.Copy !req
1530. We got a full tank of gas,
half a pack of cigarettes,Copy !req
1531. it's dark,
and we're wearing
sunglasses.Copy !req
1532. Hit it.Copy !req
1533. Shit, man.
Can't this damn thing
go any faster than this?Copy !req
1534. Bob, I think I've got
a little problem.Copy !req
1535. Goddamn, boy.Copy !req
1536. Shit.Copy !req
1537. Don't you say
a fucking word.Copy !req
1538. All units,
we have a signal 10-79.Copy !req
1539. Officers are in pursuit:Copy !req
1540. a black-and-white
1974 Dodge sedanCopy !req
1541. southbound on 47.Copy !req
1542. Respond to signal 10-79.Copy !req
1543. Occupants of vehicle:
one Joliet Jake Blues,Copy !req
1544. one Elwood Blues.Copy !req
1545. Considered
extremely dangerous.
Gruppenführer!Copy !req
1546. Hey, Jake,Copy !req
1547. I gotta pull over.Copy !req
1548. Southbound on
State Highway 47.Copy !req
1549. Hi! Wanna hand me
the mike?Copy !req
1550. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
1551. This is car...
What number are we?Copy !req
1552. 55.Copy !req
1553. Car 55.
We're in a truck.Copy !req
1554. Signal 10-79
still engaged.Copy !req
1555. Vehicle traveling
southbound approaching
Chicago city limits.Copy !req
1556. Commander advises
will contact
Chicago precinctsCopy !req
1557. for a local intercept.Copy !req
1558. Maintain pursuit.Copy !req
1559. Use of unnecessary
violenceCopy !req
1560. in the apprehension
of the Blues Brothers
has been approved.Copy !req
1561. Well, this is definitely
Lower Wacker Drive.Copy !req
1562. If my estimations
are correctCopy !req
1563. we should be
very close toCopy !req
1564. the Honorable
Richard J. Daley Plaza.Copy !req
1565. That's where
they got that Picasso.Copy !req
1566. Yep.Copy !req
1567. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
1568. There they are.Copy !req
1569. Oh, no!
What the fuck was that?Copy !req
1570. The motor.
It's thrown a rod.Copy !req
1571. Is that serious?Copy !req
1572. Yep.Copy !req
1573. Faster.Copy !req
1574. Faster.Copy !req
1575. Holy shit!Copy !req
1576. I've always loved you.Copy !req
1577. There it is!Copy !req
1578. Come on!Copy !req
1579. Sir, where's the office of
the Assessor of Cook County?Copy !req
1580. Down the hall,
turn right.Copy !req
1581. Take the elevator
to 1102.Copy !req
1582. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
1583. Hut, hut, hut, hut.Copy !req
1584. Hut, hut, hut, hut.Copy !req
1585. Excuse me.
Did you see two
guys come in hereCopy !req
1586. with black suits and hats,
one carrying a briefcase?Copy !req
1587. Yeah,
I just sent them
down there.Copy !req
1588. Thank you.Copy !req
1589. Hold the door.Copy !req
1590. Hut, hut, hut.Copy !req
1591. Let's go.Copy !req
1592. Can I help you?Copy !req
1593. This is where they pay
the taxes, right?Copy !req
1594. Right.Copy !req
1595. This money is for
the year's assessmentCopy !req
1596. on the Saint Helen
of the Blessed
Shroud OrphanageCopy !req
1597. in Calumet City,
Illinois.Copy !req
1598. $5,000.
It's all there, pal.Copy !req
1599. Stand back!Copy !req
1600. Fire!Copy !req
1601. And here is
your receipt.Copy !req
1602. Warden threw a party
in the county jailCopy !req
1603. Prison band was there
and they began to wailCopy !req
1604. The band was jumping
and the joint began to swingCopy !req
1605. You should have heard those
knocked-out jailbirds singCopy !req
1606. Let's rockCopy !req
1607. Everybody let's rockCopy !req
1608. Everybody on
the whole cell blockCopy !req
1609. Was dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1610. Spider Murphy played
the tenor saxophoneCopy !req
1611. Little Joe was blowing
on the slide tromboneCopy !req
1612. The drummer boy from Illinois
went crash, boom, bangCopy !req
1613. The whole rhythm section
was the Purple GangCopy !req
1614. Let's rock
Everybody let's rockCopy !req
1615. Everybody on
the whole cell blockCopy !req
1616. Was dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1617. Dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1618. Dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1619. Was dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1620. Dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1621. Everybody on
the whole cell blockCopy !req
1622. Was dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1623. They were dancingCopy !req
1624. Dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1625. They were dancing,
dancing, dancing, dancingCopy !req
1626. Dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1627. Everybody on
the whole cell blockCopy !req
1628. They were dancing
to the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1629. They were dancing
to the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1630. Dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1631. Dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1632. Dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1633. Everybody on
the whole cell blockCopy !req
1634. They were dancing
to the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1635. Sad Sack was sitting
on a block of stoneCopy !req
1636. Way over in the corner
weeping all aloneCopy !req
1637. The warden said buddy
don't you be no squareCopy !req
1638. If you can't get a partner
use a wooden chairCopy !req
1639. Let's rockCopy !req
1640. Everybody let's rockCopy !req
1641. Everybody on
the whole cell blockCopy !req
1642. Was dancing
to the jailhouse rock yeahCopy !req
1643. Dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1644. Dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1645. Was dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1646. Dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1647. Everybody on
the whole cell blockCopy !req
1648. Was dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1649. They was dancingCopy !req
1650. Dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1651. They were dancing,
dancing, dancing, dancingCopy !req
1652. Dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1653. Everybody on
the whole cell blockCopy !req
1654. Was dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1655. Everybody on
the whole cell blockCopy !req
1656. Was dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1657. Everybody on
the whole cell blockCopy !req
1658. Was dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1659. Everybody on
the whole cell blockCopy !req
1660. Was dancing to
the jailhouse rockCopy !req
1661. One, two.
One, two, three, four.Copy !req
1662. People, when you do find
that special somebody,Copy !req
1663. you gotta hold that man,
hold that woman,Copy !req
1664. love him, please him,
squeeze her, please her!Copy !req
1665. Signify your feelings
with every gentle caress,Copy !req
1666. because it's so important
to have that special somebodyCopy !req
1667. to hold, to kiss,
to miss,Copy !req
1668. to squeeze and please!Copy !req