1. - I would say the biggest hurdle for me,Copy !req
2. is gettin' past the
embarrassment of it all.Copy !req
3. It's hard to talk about who I used to beCopy !req
4. Not a day goes byCopy !req
5. that I'm not grateful,Copy !req
6. I mean, I mean to my bonesCopy !req
7. about how my life turned around.Copy !req
8. - Shoot.Copy !req
9. We've been into some pretty
dark places together.Copy !req
10. I mean,Copy !req
11. you turned it around,Copy !req
12. made a life for yourself.Copy !req
13. I guess I just wanted to knowCopy !req
14. how you did that?Copy !req
15. - You hear these rare stories, you know?Copy !req
16. Of how the impossible happened.Copy !req
17. Well,Copy !req
18. this is one of those stories.Copy !req
19. Hey!Copy !req
20. It was the 1950s, but if
you pulled up to our yard,Copy !req
21. you would've thought it was the 1850s.Copy !req
22. That's how poor we were.Copy !req
23. Dad spent most of his time
workin' in the oil fields.Copy !req
24. I wish you didn't always have to go.Copy !req
25. - Hell, that's life, Phil.Copy !req
26. It's time you grew up.Copy !req
27. Take care of things around here.Copy !req
28. You got it?Copy !req
29. - Yes, sir.Copy !req
30. - Who's a man?Copy !req
31. - I'm a man.Copy !req
32. Mama provided a different
set of challenges.Copy !req
33. - When she had one of her spells,
- Mom, stop it!Copy !req
34. - Get outta here!
- You'll go backCopy !req
35. to the hospital again!Copy !req
36. - Get out!Copy !req
37. - All we could really
do is get outta the way.Copy !req
38. - No one's takin' me to the hospital.Copy !req
39. - You gotta calm down!Copy !req
40. Please!Copy !req
41. - Get outta here!Copy !req
42. Go!Copy !req
43. - I started at a
young age, a very young age.Copy !req
44. Come to the woods and bringin'
back somethin' you could eat.Copy !req
45. Squirrel, ducks, quail,
doves, whatever was there.Copy !req
46. The woods became my home.Copy !req
47. Sometimes I would just
sit there for hours,Copy !req
48. listen to the woods.Copy !req
49. They would talk and I
would try and talk back.Copy !req
50. I could get lost in them.Copy !req
51. They were my refuge.Copy !req
52. But sooner or later, the real
world always comes knockin'.Copy !req
53. - No, no!Copy !req
54. No, no!
- Phil!Copy !req
55. They're takin' her away again!
- You can't make me!Copy !req
56. You can't make me, you can't!Copy !req
57. No!Copy !req
58. Phil!Copy !req
59. Phil, don't let 'em take me!Copy !req
60. - She ain't done nothin' wrong!Copy !req
61. - Judy, Judy!Copy !req
62. Phil, Phil, Phil!Copy !req
63. - Mom!Copy !req
64. - Phil!Copy !req
65. Phil, Phil!Copy !req
66. - She was gone for months at a time.Copy !req
67. Mama?Copy !req
68. While they tried the
only medicine they had,Copy !req
69. shock treatment.Copy !req
70. Mama?Copy !req
71. - Why does she keep doin' this stuffCopy !req
72. if she knows they'll lock her up?Copy !req
73. - She can't help it.Copy !req
74. It's in her blood or somethin'.Copy !req
75. - We got that blood in us?Copy !req
76. - Don't know,Copy !req
77. but we'll always look out
for each other, won't we?Copy !req
78. - You mean that, Phil?Copy !req
79. - Of course I do, Jan.Copy !req
80. Si, go get some taters
from under the house.Copy !req
81. - Nah, nah, nah.Copy !req
82. Hey, last time that possum ran after me,Copy !req
83. his teeth were like this big.Copy !req
84. - I didn't know it at the time,Copy !req
85. but just up the road a few miles livedCopy !req
86. a girl who would soon becomeCopy !req
87. the most important person in my life,Copy !req
88. Kay Carroway.Copy !req
89. - Oh, damn it!Copy !req
90. - Language, Mom!Copy !req
91. - Kay, pick up your toys,
they nearly killed me,Copy !req
92. and then you go get those over there.Copy !req
93. - Compared to us,
- Stay on your feet,Copy !req
94. - Kay was rich.
- gonna be stockin'Copy !req
95. the store tonight, and I
can't do it without you.Copy !req
96. - Oh-Copy !req
97. - They owned the general store in town,Copy !req
98. so we equated that with filthy rich.Copy !req
99. - Y'all could close stores on
Sundays and come to church.Copy !req
100. It'd be good for your soul, Daddy.Copy !req
101. - Sunday's our best day, Katie-bug.Copy !req
102. You may say a prayer for us,Copy !req
103. especially about sellin'
them three roasts todayCopy !req
104. before I have to throw 'em
out and lose money on 'em.Copy !req
105. Hey?Copy !req
106. Don't you get caught readin'Copy !req
107. them pioneer books in church again.Copy !req
108. Just in case.Copy !req
109. "Little House on the
Prairie," new edition.Copy !req
110. - I don't have this one.Copy !req
111. - I know.Copy !req
112. Says there's all kindsCopy !req
113. of new maps and drawings in there.Copy !req
114. - Thanks, Daddy.Copy !req
115. - Kay wasn't like the other kids.Copy !req
116. They judged us.Copy !req
117. She didn't.Copy !req
118. I guess she saw somethin' else.Copy !req
119. - Look like the riff-raff's
blowing in from the field.Copy !req
120. - Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves.Copy !req
121. - Wowie, look at this.Copy !req
122. What are these called?Copy !req
123. - Hubcaps.Copy !req
124. - Dang!Copy !req
125. - Pa's truck ain't never had these.Copy !req
126. Must be a load of
millionaires here in town.Copy !req
127. - Turns out there was somethin'Copy !req
128. besides huntin' I was actually good at.Copy !req
129. I was born with it.Copy !req
130. That's how I became the
high school quarterback.Copy !req
131. Down, set, hut!Copy !req
132. Hey, way to play fellas.Copy !req
133. - You gotta stop runnin' like that.Copy !req
134. You put me out of a job.Copy !req
135. - Pretty sure you gotta get on the fieldCopy !req
136. before you can lose that job, son.Copy !req
137. - Talk about your pioneer man, Kay.Copy !req
138. Maybe he'll walk you off
the field after the game.Copy !req
139. - Phil Robertson, the quarterback?Copy !req
140. You gotta be kiddin' me.Copy !req
141. - I seen the way he looks at you.Copy !req
142. - Hey, Phil
Robertson, can I get a statement?Copy !req
143. - Nah, nah.Copy !req
144. You wanna talk to Si Robertson right herCopy !req
145. Real hero of the game.Copy !req
146. - Si Robertson?Copy !req
147. Did you even play?Copy !req
148. - Boy, did I even play?Copy !req
149. I was so fast like lightning,Copy !req
150. that's why it probably didn't even feelCopy !req
151. like you saw me out there on that field.Copy !req
152. - Miss Kay Carroway.Copy !req
153. - Hey, Phil.Copy !req
154. - Hey.Copy !req
155. Look, I know we don't know
each other all that well,Copy !req
156. but think maybe I could walk
you off the field tonight?Copy !req
157. - I'd like that.Copy !req
158. - Okay.Copy !req
159. So we walked off the field togetherCopy !req
160. and she offered me a ride home.Copy !req
161. I didn't even have the luxury of goin'Copy !req
162. on my first date without
at least one third wheel.Copy !req
163. - And that's when I went down to petCopy !req
164. what I thought was a
dog, and no way, okay?Copy !req
165. Turned out it was a five-pound squirrel.Copy !req
166. - Sorry about this.Copy !req
167. - I mean, I really do despise beavers,Copy !req
168. but I also respect their
work ethic and determination.Copy !req
169. - You're gonna stay in the car.Copy !req
170. - What do you mean?
- This is my date,Copy !req
171. so you're stayin'.Copy !req
172. - I'll be skin and bone if I don't eat.Copy !req
173. - I hate to break it to ya,
honey, but you already are.Copy !req
174. - Hey Jack, I am wastin' away.Copy !req
175. - All right, fine, fine.Copy !req
176. Quit your yappin'.Copy !req
177. I'll get you somethin',
but you're stayin' here.Copy !req
178. - All right.Copy !req
179. All right.Copy !req
180. - Sorry about that.Copy !req
181. - I know girls are supposed to actCopy !req
182. like they don't eat
nothin' on these dates,Copy !req
183. but I am absolutely starvin'.Copy !req
184. Hey, Rachel?Copy !req
185. - Hey, Kay.Copy !req
186. - Could I get two muffy
sandwiches and a large fry?Copy !req
187. What you want? I can pay.Copy !req
188. - Hey, no, come on.Copy !req
189. You drove, I got this.Copy !req
190. Uh, you know, I don't really
eat after the games anyway,Copy !req
191. so I think I'm just gonna
get something for Si, so.Copy !req
192. - You know what?Copy !req
193. I changed my mind.Copy !req
194. Could you just gimme one of
those single grilled cheeses,Copy !req
195. and Rachel, you owe me
a fry from last week,Copy !req
196. so don't go cheatin' out on me again.Copy !req
197. - Okay.Copy !req
198. - Fries are for skinny bones.Copy !req
199. - In those days,Copy !req
200. it was a nightmare dealin' with Mama.Copy !req
201. - Where is it?Copy !req
202. - When she was good, she was
great. Funny, sharp, kind.Copy !req
203. - Ma, what are you lookin' for?Copy !req
204. - The money.Copy !req
205. Where's the money?Copy !req
206. - I keep tellin' you,
we ain't got no money.Copy !req
207. At least not in the way you're sayin'.Copy !req
208. - Oh no, from your pa.Copy !req
209. He's been sendin' it.Copy !req
210. - But when it wasn't her day-Copy !req
211. - I got back
from the hospital and-Copy !req
212. - Life was hell for all of us.Copy !req
213. Yes, Mama, and Pa did send it.Copy !req
214. We've been usin' it.Copy !req
215. Jan needed actual clothes for school,Copy !req
216. Si needed shoes for football.Copy !req
217. Everything around us costs money.Copy !req
218. - Why are you wearing that?Copy !req
219. Why are you all dressed up?Copy !req
220. - 'Cause I got a date tonight.Copy !req
221. - You got a date?Copy !req
222. Oh, baby, with who, huh?Copy !req
223. - Kay Carroway.Copy !req
224. - Carroway?Copy !req
225. That rich family in town?Copy !req
226. Well, that's nice.Copy !req
227. You gonna leave me, Phil?Copy !req
228. You gonna leave me, Phil?Copy !req
229. Is that what you're gonna do?Copy !req
230. - I'm not leave-
- You gonna leave me?Copy !req
231. - I'm not leavin'!Copy !req
232. - Don't go.Copy !req
233. Don't go.Copy !req
234. Don't go like your father.Copy !req
235. - Hey.
- Hey, you ready to go?Copy !req
236. - What's wrong?Copy !req
237. - Nothin'.Copy !req
238. Everything's fine.Copy !req
239. - No, I can tell you look
like you've seen a ghost.Copy !req
240. What...Copy !req
241. - Oh, my Mama's been
actin' up again is all,Copy !req
242. but it's fine, we got our date tonight.Copy !req
243. It's...Copy !req
244. There's just a lot goin' on.Copy !req
245. - Hey, whoa, it's okay.Copy !req
246. We can figure it out together.Copy !req
247. - No, no, all right?Copy !req
248. You shouldn't...Copy !req
249. No, you're not gonna have
to deal with any of this.Copy !req
250. - Hey, who needs another
muffy at Fertitta's?Copy !req
251. I've got an idea.Copy !req
252. - Thank you again for bringin' all this.Copy !req
253. - Well, just because my
parents own a grocery storeCopy !req
254. don't mean I know how
to cook anything in it.Copy !req
255. - Well, honey, that I can teach.Copy !req
256. Always start with some butter here.Copy !req
257. - baby, okay?Copy !req
258. Give us a snack, all right?Copy !req
259. No one-
- Coca-Cola?Copy !req
260. Dang, she is rich.
- Jan!Copy !req
261. - Where's the tea?Copy !req
262. Hey, grab me somethin', would ya?Copy !req
263. - Hey, I hear that.Copy !req
264. You steal a bite before it's ready,Copy !req
265. I'm gonna swat you upside
the head with this spatula.Copy !req
266. Hand me those beans, will ya?Copy !req
267. Okay, so make sure this is lump free.Copy !req
268. - Smells good.
- Thank you,Copy !req
269. now get out.Copy !req
270. Okay, take one of these and make sureCopy !req
271. that's against the knives.Copy !req
272. Soaked up with flour.Copy !req
273. However you wanna do that.Copy !req
274. I do it kinda messy, but some people...Copy !req
275. - Kay, thank you for tonight.Copy !req
276. It really meant a lot to my mama,Copy !req
277. and though she probably won't admit it,Copy !req
278. she really misses my pa
when he's on the job.Copy !req
279. - Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
280. You know, she seemed okay.Copy !req
281. - There's this other
side to her, you know?Copy !req
282. And you can't predict it.Copy !req
283. It just kinda-Copy !req
284. - You ain't never have
to be ashamed of that.Copy !req
285. - Wait, shh, shh.Copy !req
286. - What is it?
- Hear that?Copy !req
287. That's a pintail.Copy !req
288. - You love it out here.Copy !req
289. - I do.Copy !req
290. - It is beautiful.Copy !req
291. - We can get a place out here, you and ICopy !req
292. a little shack up on the riverCopy !req
293. and I could spend my days fishin'.Copy !req
294. I...Copy !req
295. I'm sorry.Copy !req
296. A girl like you definitely
don't wanna spendCopy !req
297. her time like that.Copy !req
298. - My dad used to read me
pioneer stories every night.Copy !req
299. - What's a pioneer story?Copy !req
300. - You know, like movin' out
west, livin' off the land,Copy !req
301. makin' your own butter, that kinda thingCopy !req
302. There's always a good love story too.Copy !req
303. I used to go to bed dreamin'Copy !req
304. about how amazin' that
kinda life would be.Copy !req
305. So, yeah, a little place by the
river would be just the thing.Copy !req
306. - You really are the perfect
woman, Miss Kay Carroway.Copy !req
307. Kay fell right in with my family.Copy !req
308. In my mind, we were a perfect fit.Copy !req
309. - Phil has been an All-State
quarterback this year.Copy !req
310. They've been saying he's gonnaCopy !req
311. get lots of offers from colleges to playCopy !req
312. - Football is such a rough sport to me.Copy !req
313. Seems like a waste of time.Copy !req
314. I mean, are they gonna pay
you a lot of money to play?Copy !req
315. - I'm sure they got scholarships and sucCopy !req
316. Am I right, Phil?Copy !req
317. - Oh, yes, Sir.Copy !req
318. Yes, Ma'am.Copy !req
319. - See, there you go, Wanita.Copy !req
320. - You know, that reminds me.Copy !req
321. Kay, guess who came into the store todayCopy !req
322. Mrs. Watson.Copy !req
323. Now, her boy is nearly
outta medical school.Copy !req
324. A doctor, you know?Copy !req
325. And I remember, oo, he
used to come around.Copy !req
326. He had eyes for you.Copy !req
327. - Wanita, you look like
you're runnin' empty there.Copy !req
328. Well, so is my beer.Copy !req
329. I would love another.Copy !req
330. - Phil, wait!Copy !req
331. I'm sorry about my Mama.Copy !req
332. Phil!
- You ain't gottaCopy !req
333. be polite anymore, Kay.
- Please!Copy !req
334. Just, I'm sorry about my Mama, okay?Copy !req
335. - This not gonna work.Copy !req
336. It's huntin' season.
- No.Copy !req
337. - I gotta go.
- No.Copy !req
338. - So, you just broke up
with her just like that?Copy !req
339. - It was huntin' season.Copy !req
340. - That's a bad move.
- Yep.Copy !req
341. One of many.Copy !req
342. - How'd you get her back then?Copy !req
343. - Hey!Copy !req
344. Now!Copy !req
345. - Phil!Copy !req
346. Phil, it's Kay!Copy !req
347. - The death of Kay's
father came out of nowhereCopy !req
348. and left a big hole in her family.Copy !req
349. Kay,Copy !req
350. I love you.Copy !req
351. I'm sorry for runnin' off like that.Copy !req
352. It wasn't long after her daddy diedCopy !req
353. that her mama spiraled down quickly.Copy !req
354. She fought a hard battle with alcohol,Copy !req
355. and the alcohol eventually won.Copy !req
356. I was all she had,Copy !req
357. but in a lot of ways she was all I had.Copy !req
358. - Wait.Copy !req
359. You think it's right that we're doin' thCopy !req
360. when we ain't married?Copy !req
361. - I, Phil Robertson promise to
love and be with you forever.Copy !req
362. - I, Kay Carroway promise to
love and be with you forever.Copy !req
363. - So after all that,Copy !req
364. because of my skillset
throwin' a football,Copy !req
365. I headed off to Louisiana Tech.Copy !req
366. - Great game, boys!Copy !req
367. - Kay was only a junior
in high school at the time,Copy !req
368. but we had a baby on the way,Copy !req
369. and it was pretty rough on Kay.Copy !req
370. Tried to balance takin' care of my familCopy !req
371. and school and football,
but it was too much.Copy !req
372. Eventually I had to quit football.Copy !req
373. - You ever think about that, man?Copy !req
374. You coulda been big.Copy !req
375. I'm talkin' like cereal box big.Copy !req
376. Wheaties big.Copy !req
377. "The" Terry Bradshaw was your number twoCopy !req
378. "The" Terry Bradshaw.Copy !req
379. - I say it worked out pretty good for hiCopy !req
380. - Yeah, I'd say so.Copy !req
381. Hey, you and him get along?Copy !req
382. - Can I take
this thing off now, Phil?Copy !req
383. - No.Copy !req
384. - Can I at least sit up?Copy !req
385. - I told ya if you wanna come out here,Copy !req
386. this is how it's gonna be.Copy !req
387. - Yeah, I thought you were jokinCopy !req
388. - I never joke about fishin'.Copy !req
389. Can't be givin' away my secret spots,Copy !req
390. not even to you.Copy !req
391. All right, take it off.Copy !req
392. - Yeah?
- Yeah, now.Copy !req
393. - Woo!Copy !req
394. Got my hair all messed
up and everything, man.Copy !req
395. - You're fine.Copy !req
396. Take a look.Copy !req
397. Sorta special.Copy !req
398. - Yeah, that's called a fish.
- Woo hoo!Copy !req
399. - I think my release is
gettin' a lot better.Copy !req
400. I've been hangin' around
after practice every day,Copy !req
401. workin' on it.Copy !req
402. - You really love football,
don't you Bradshaw?Copy !req
403. - Yeah, I do.Copy !req
404. More than anything.Copy !req
405. Just feels like it's part
of my blood or somethin'.Copy !req
406. - I feel like that with huntin'.Copy !req
407. That's why I ain't playin'
next year.Copy !req
408. - What?Copy !req
409. Are you serious?Copy !req
410. NFL scouts have been
watchin' you all year long.Copy !req
411. Everybody knows you'll go pro.Copy !req
412. - Nah.Copy !req
413. I'm done.Copy !req
414. It's your turn.Copy !req
415. - You think I'm ready?Copy !req
416. - Of course you're ready.Copy !req
417. No one can throw a bomb
down the field like you.Copy !req
418. You're the Blonde Bomber.Copy !req
419. - The Blonde Bomber?Copy !req
420. Guess that's better than
the name you gave Johnson.Copy !req
421. - What, you mean Old Stubby?Copy !req
422. - Why you gotta
do him like that, Phil?Copy !req
423. - It ain't my fault he got
them stubby little legs.Copy !req
424. - Shoot.
- So, I lost my scholarship,Copy !req
425. but still managed to finish college.Copy !req
426. It was easy enough to
find a job in those days.Copy !req
427. The hard part was findin'
one that paid enough.Copy !req
428. Our family was growin'.Copy !req
429. Hey, boys!Copy !req
430. And so were the bills.Copy !req
431. Aw, I missed you boys.Copy !req
432. Come here, come here.Copy !req
433. How you been, huh?Copy !req
434. Boy, you gettin' heavy.Copy !req
435. Those feet smell?Copy !req
436. Boy, they smell bad!Copy !req
437. You need to take a shower.Copy !req
438. I'm gonna say hi to Mama, okay?Copy !req
439. - Hey, baby.
- Hey.Copy !req
440. How was your day, hm?Copy !req
441. - It was good, until Alan tried to stickCopy !req
442. a crayon up Jase's nose.Copy !req
443. - Did it fit?Copy !req
444. - Hey! Phil!Copy !req
445. How's it lookin'?Copy !req
446. - I can feed you out in the woods.Copy !req
447. I just need to make
sure we got enough moneyCopy !req
448. to keep a roof over our heads.Copy !req
449. I just don't wanna be gone
all the time like my dad was.Copy !req
450. - You won't.Copy !req
451. You got two degrees from Louisiana Tech.Copy !req
452. You can do just about anythingCopy !req
453. you set your mind to, Phil Robertson.Copy !req
454. Hey,Copy !req
455. I'm proud of you.Copy !req
456. I love you.Copy !req
457. - And I love you.Copy !req
458. - I wouldn't change anything about us.Copy !req
459. We gonna make it.Copy !req
460. - Stick with me, Miss Kay.Copy !req
461. I'll put that long green in your pocketsCopy !req
462. Kay was definitely nervousCopy !req
463. about me havin' a job interview in a barCopy !req
464. - Was that me?Copy !req
465. Was- the bar interview was me?Copy !req
466. - Yeah,Copy !req
467. it was you.Copy !req
468. - Ah, I had a feelin'.Copy !req
469. Yeah, sorry about that.Copy !req
470. Good to see ya, Frank.Copy !req
471. Oh, oh, oh.Copy !req
472. - Keep your hands to yourself, Big Al.Copy !req
473. - You know I can't.Copy !req
474. Oh, hey, Sally, why don't you go aheadCopy !req
475. and grab me a shot of whiskey?Copy !req
476. Hey, you know, make it two.Copy !req
477. One for my friend Phil here.Copy !req
478. Hey, make it quick.Copy !req
479. - You got it.
- He's just catchin' up.Copy !req
480. - Thank you, Mr. Bolen.Copy !req
481. - Mr. Bolen?Copy !req
482. You must be lookin' for my daddy.Copy !req
483. You can call me Big Al.Copy !req
484. - Okay, sure, Big Al.Copy !req
485. - Ah.Copy !req
486. So, Phil, tell me about yourself.Copy !req
487. - I got a wife and three
kids I need to supportCopy !req
488. and teachin' always seemed
like a respectable thing to do.Copy !req
489. - No, no, no, no.Copy !req
490. I don't mean that shit.Copy !req
491. I mean, tell me about you.Copy !req
492. What kinda man is Phil Robertson?Copy !req
493. - Well, I love to hunt.Copy !req
494. - Now, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.Copy !req
495. Huntin's sure good up
around Junction City.Copy !req
496. Keep you real busy on the weekends.Copy !req
497. Somethin' to relieve the
stress of the teacher man.Copy !req
498. - Hm.Copy !req
499. - Need a smoke?Copy !req
500. - Oh, I don't really smoke.Copy !req
501. - Man, you got a sense
of humor, Phil Robertson.Copy !req
502. Hell, I knew we were
gonna get along just fineCopy !req
503. the moment I shook your hand.Copy !req
504. Thank you, Sally.Copy !req
505. Hey, and you best keep these comin'.Copy !req
506. We got a lot to celebrate tonight.Copy !req
507. - All right.Copy !req
508. - That's it?Copy !req
509. Did I get the job?Copy !req
510. My name is Mr. Robertson.Copy !req
511. If y'all could turn your
handbooks to page 45...Copy !req
512. - Hey, there's my guy.Copy !req
513. How 'bout a drink,
celebrate the first day?Copy !req
514. - I can't.Copy !req
515. Miss Kay's got a special
dinner waitin' for me tonight.Copy !req
516. - Yeah, of course she does.Copy !req
517. She's a classy gal.Copy !req
518. Well, you ain't a dang derelict.Copy !req
519. I'm just talkin' about one drink.Copy !req
520. - Hey, Fred.Copy !req
521. - You didn't hear nothin', Fred.Copy !req
522. - One drink?Copy !req
523. - One drink.Copy !req
524. Come on, then.Copy !req
525. - Woo!Copy !req
526. - Yes!
- Woo!Copy !req
527. - All right.
- Woo!Copy !req
528. - Line 'em up!Copy !req
529. - This is as fresh as it
comes, Appaloosa catfish.Copy !req
530. That's the filet mignon of the river.Copy !req
531. - Jan!
- Hi, Kay.Copy !req
532. - It's good to see you, sweetheartCopy !req
533. - Hey, Phil.
- Hey, Jan.Copy !req
534. - How you doin'?Copy !req
535. - I'm good, how are you?
- It's good to see you.Copy !req
536. - You too.Copy !req
537. - Hey, hey, how you doin'?
- Hey.Copy !req
538. - I'm Al.Copy !req
539. You must be one of Kay's friends.Copy !req
540. I know Phil ain't got
no good lookin' friends.Copy !req
541. Well, except for me, of course.Copy !req
542. - That's my sister.Copy !req
543. - Okay, okay.Copy !req
544. Oh, yeah, okay.Copy !req
545. All right.Copy !req
546. I mean, I was just bein' friendly.Copy !req
547. - Why don't you be friendlyCopy !req
548. in that direction over there, Al?Copy !req
549. - Okay.Copy !req
550. - Sorry about him.
- No, I'm good.Copy !req
551. Hey, congratulations on your new job.Copy !req
552. I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
553. - Thanks, Jan.Copy !req
554. - Did Kay tell you we took the boysCopy !req
555. to church last weekend?Copy !req
556. They seemed to really enjoy it.Copy !req
557. You should come with us next time.Copy !req
558. - Yeah, well, I like to spendCopy !req
559. my Sunday celebratin' God in other ways.Copy !req
560. Who needs a pew when you
can be out in His creation?Copy !req
561. - Hey, y'all, how 'bout a toast, huh?Copy !req
562. To my man Phil Robertson here,Copy !req
563. the newest remedial English
teacher at Junction City High.Copy !req
564. He ain't smart but he pretty.Copy !req
565. - I can't do, I can't deal.Copy !req
566. - Four ducks?
- Yeah, four ducks.Copy !req
567. - Four ducks.Copy !req
568. One bullet can't take down four ducks.Copy !req
569. - Oh, it can if you're Phil Robertson.Copy !req
570. - Who's this new friend with him?Copy !req
571. - That's Al.Copy !req
572. He's from his work.Copy !req
573. He runs their school.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
574. - Yeah, it's that easy.Copy !req
575. - Woo ee!
- Woo!Copy !req
576. - Ow!Copy !req
577. Woo!
- Told you boys.Copy !req
578. One thing I'm better at
than fishin' is shootin'.Copy !req
579. - You okay?Copy !req
580. - Yeah.
- This hereCopy !req
581. is some genuine Three Creeks moonshine.Copy !req
582. - All right.Copy !req
583. - Daddy?Copy !req
584. You goin' huntin'?Copy !req
585. - You bet ya.Copy !req
586. - Can I come?Copy !req
587. - You don't know the woods.Copy !req
588. You don't know huntin'.Copy !req
589. - You could teach me.Copy !req
590. - Go back to bed.Copy !req
591. The next few years were a
bit of a blur, I must admit.Copy !req
592. - You said you know the guy
that owns this property?Copy !req
593. - Yeah, I met him once.Copy !req
594. - Well, I met his sister.Copy !req
595. - It was that feeling again,Copy !req
596. being pulled in multiple directions.Copy !req
597. Huntin', partying, family.Copy !req
598. The drinkin' began to
overtake everything else.Copy !req
599. "Airplanes follow duck."Copy !req
600. I thought it was freedom to my worries,Copy !req
601. but it didn't free me from 'em.Copy !req
602. It just made me forget about them.Copy !req
603. She just will not leave me alone.Copy !req
604. - I've heard of worse problems than thatCopy !req
605. And all I could think was,Copy !req
606. "Man, I gotta lay off the sauce."Copy !req
607. - They respected Phil Robertson.Copy !req
608. They know Phil Robertson was a man.Copy !req
609. Who's a man?Copy !req
610. You're so beautiful, Marleen.Copy !req
611. - You wasn't
callin' them ducks in, Phil.Copy !req
612. You was commandin' them to come in.Copy !req
613. - Back again?Copy !req
614. You don't even have the
decency to hang around here?Copy !req
615. I'm cookin' you dinner,Copy !req
616. I'm cleanin' up after the kids-Copy !req
617. - Keep your mouth shut!Copy !req
618. - What, you can't even have
a conversation with me?Copy !req
619. - Y'all don't need this.Copy !req
620. Class dismissed.Copy !req
621. - Who's a man?Copy !req
622. - I was hell-bent
on doin' things my own way.Copy !req
623. I always had been.Copy !req
624. So, when I had to figure out other waysCopy !req
625. to provide for the family,Copy !req
626. I went back to the places
that have always provided,Copy !req
627. the woods, and the river.Copy !req
628. - Take care.
- Oh.Copy !req
629. - Miss Abaleen.Copy !req
630. - Phil Robertson.Copy !req
631. You been stayin' outta trouble?Copy !req
632. - Yes, Ma'am.Copy !req
633. - How's your mama?Copy !req
634. - She doin' just great.Copy !req
635. - Kay and the kids?Copy !req
636. - It's all good.Copy !req
637. Hey?Copy !req
638. Got a fresh catch for ya.Copy !req
639. - You back on the water?Copy !req
640. I thought I heard you teachin' downCopy !req
641. at that school in Junction City?Copy !req
642. - Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
643. Sabbatical, you know?Copy !req
644. Just a short break.Copy !req
645. - I got myself plenty for the shop todayCopy !req
646. You know I don't like
throwin' out no unsold fish.Copy !req
647. - This here's as fresh as it comes.Copy !req
648. You could put this on
special right up front.Copy !req
649. Caught no more than an hour ago.Copy !req
650. Have a look.Copy !req
651. - Mm hm.Copy !req
652. - I appreciate you-Copy !req
653. - Mm hm.Copy !req
654. - You best make sure Miss
Kay and the boys get this.Copy !req
655. - Yes, Ma'am.Copy !req
656. Absolutely.Copy !req
657. Do.Copy !req
658. I'm ashamed to say most of that moneyCopy !req
659. I was makin' didn't go
to Kay and the kids,Copy !req
660. but we always found a way to make more.Copy !req
661. Hey, if nothin' else, we were creative.Copy !req
662. - All right, y'all, all bets are in.Copy !req
663. Got a rivalry as old as time.Copy !req
664. Man versus machine!Copy !req
665. Steel versus muscle!Copy !req
666. Rubber versus some bare feet.Copy !req
667. - Mm hm!
- Yeah, Phil!Copy !req
668. - All right.
- Let's go, come on!Copy !req
669. - Let's get
this show on the boat!Copy !req
670. - Come on, Phil!Copy !req
671. - On your mark,
- You got this, buddy!Copy !req
672. - get set,Copy !req
673. go!Copy !req
674. - What you doin' there?Copy !req
675. - Woo!Copy !req
676. - Just like old times, gentlemen.Copy !req
677. Don't give me that sour look
like I'm tryin' to cheat ya.Copy !req
678. It's Hank's car and he bet against me.Copy !req
679. You think he hamstrung his own bet?Copy !req
680. Hey, come on, now, pay up.Copy !req
681. Fair and square.Copy !req
682. Hey, don't be bitter.Copy !req
683. You and I both know Hank's carCopy !req
684. ain't got the gun to come even closeCopy !req
685. to outrunnin' you if you
only give him 20 yards.Copy !req
686. You give him 25, he's got you smoked.Copy !req
687. - Well, that's their fault
for not askin' for 25.Copy !req
688. - Man, ever since I known you,Copy !req
689. you ain't never changed.Copy !req
690. - Hey, Phil?Copy !req
691. Double or nothin'.Copy !req
692. - Hold my beer.Copy !req
693. Hey, Babe.Copy !req
694. - Guess you decided to finally come homeCopy !req
695. - I know it's late, I was...Copy !req
696. I was, uh,Copy !req
697. workin'.Copy !req
698. - Sell some fish?Copy !req
699. - Yep.Copy !req
700. - What is this?Copy !req
701. - That's money I made.Copy !req
702. - Well, how much fish you sell?Copy !req
703. - What do you mean?Copy !req
704. - There's $11 here.Copy !req
705. - I know, I musta spent
some of it, all right?Copy !req
706. - Phil, we have three hungry boys.Copy !req
707. You put all this pressure on
me to stretch a few dollars.Copy !req
708. It is embarrassing havin' a lineCopy !req
709. of people behind me in
the grocery store waitin'Copy !req
710. for me to put stuff back
because I can't afford it.Copy !req
711. - It's fine.Copy !req
712. We're fine.Copy !req
713. The kids are fine.Copy !req
714. - I don't think we are, Phil.Copy !req
715. - Hm, I told you boys, I'm blessed.Copy !req
716. I cannot lose.Copy !req
717. - Jesus don't be playin' no dice.Copy !req
718. Only person who can play diceCopy !req
719. like that is the devil,Copy !req
720. which will explain why you
riskin' your neck in this bar.Copy !req
721. - Hm.Copy !req
722. Nah, it's 'cause I like the
music and the company better.Copy !req
723. - Mm.
- If you went next door,Copy !req
724. you'd think they closed the
bar and opened up a morgue.Copy !req
725. - Really?Copy !req
726. Well, I heard that the
owners are lookin' to sell.Copy !req
727. - Really?Copy !req
728. Well, it just so happens
I'm in need of a job.Copy !req
729. - I said they were sellin',Copy !req
730. not hirin'.Copy !req
731. - They here now?Copy !req
732. Jim Perkins?Copy !req
733. - Yeah.Copy !req
734. - Phil Robertson.Copy !req
735. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
736. I heard y'all might be interestedCopy !req
737. in doin' a little business.Copy !req
738. - What, you wanna buy the bar?Copy !req
739. - Well, thought we could talk aboutCopy !req
740. a bit more of a creative strategy.Copy !req
741. Hold on.Copy !req
742. Hold on.
- Phil!Copy !req
743. - Keep 'em closed.Copy !req
744. Come on.Copy !req
745. - Can I open them?
- Not yet.Copy !req
746. Just a little further, little further.Copy !req
747. Keep 'em closed.Copy !req
748. Stand here.Copy !req
749. Don't open 'em till I tell ya.Copy !req
750. - Why does it smell like urine?Copy !req
751. - Hold on.Copy !req
752. - Phil?Copy !req
753. - Okay, open 'em.Copy !req
754. - It's a bar.Copy !req
755. You bought a bar?Copy !req
756. - Sort of.Copy !req
757. - Phil, we can't afford a bar.Copy !req
758. I can't even afford groceries.Copy !req
759. - Don't worry about that.Copy !req
760. Look at this.Copy !req
761. This is a new start for us as a family.Copy !req
762. You been complainin' about money,Copy !req
763. we'll make some more money here.Copy !req
764. You been complainin' about
not spendin' time together,Copy !req
765. well, we'll all be here as a family.Copy !req
766. - I don't know, Phil.Copy !req
767. - Hey,Copy !req
768. I'll make it up to you.Copy !req
769. Kay, I'm gonna make it up to you.Copy !req
770. I know things didn't work
out with the teachin' job,Copy !req
771. and I was tired.Copy !req
772. I wasn't treatin' this family well.Copy !req
773. But this is a fresh start for
the Robertson family, okay?Copy !req
774. Alan and Jase, they can even help.Copy !req
775. - Look, I know you're a good man.Copy !req
776. I fell in love with that.Copy !req
777. But it's the drinkin'.Copy !req
778. How's bein' in a bar gonna help with thaCopy !req
779. - 'Cause I'll be workin', not drinkin'.Copy !req
780. Look, you'll keep an eye
on it, I'll keep on it.Copy !req
781. I'm gon' make this
work, I want it to work.Copy !req
782. You know you're the only one for me.Copy !req
783. I love you.Copy !req
784. - I love you.Copy !req
785. First thing we gotta doCopy !req
786. is get that pee smell outta here though,Copy !req
787. 'cause that is horrible.Copy !req
788. - I agree.Copy !req
789. I thought I had it figured out (chucklesCopy !req
790. Finally I had arrived.Copy !req
791. A way to spend time with my family,Copy !req
792. makin' more money, and still get to hangCopy !req
793. with my buddies and run
with them all night long.Copy !req
794. - Daddy, when have I dried enough glasseCopy !req
795. - That's the point.Copy !req
796. They drink 'em, we clean 'em,Copy !req
797. and the whole cycle starts all
over again till closin' time.Copy !req
798. You're doin' great, keep goin'.Copy !req
799. Hey, get some more peanuts in here.Copy !req
800. - Okay.Copy !req
801. - Hey, Phil, get over here.Copy !req
802. I got a couple of friends I would likeCopy !req
803. to introduce you to.Copy !req
804. - Miss Kay, I'm dyin' here.Copy !req
805. - Hold on, Billy.Copy !req
806. Don't think I don't see you there actin'Copy !req
807. like you haven't already
drank the MississippiCopy !req
808. and spent your paycheck tonight.Copy !req
809. - Why don't you
scoot on over a little bit.Copy !req
810. - I'm tired of your disrespect!Copy !req
811. - What is disrespectful about askin' youCopy !req
812. to spend one day with your family?Copy !req
813. - That's all you do!Copy !req
814. Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag!Copy !req
815. - The boys wanna see their daddy!Copy !req
816. - Oh, don't use your boys to guilt me!Copy !req
817. - Don't act like I don't
know what you've been up to.Copy !req
818. You been out drinkin'
that moonshine again.Copy !req
819. I can see it in your eyes.Copy !req
820. - What the hell does that matter to you?Copy !req
821. - 'Cause it makes you
act like a wild animal.Copy !req
822. - Oh, you wanna see a wild animal?Copy !req
823. Here you go!Copy !req
824. - Uncle Si!Copy !req
825. - Come here, boys!Copy !req
826. What about it?Copy !req
827. Oh, man.Copy !req
828. Oh, look at you.Copy !req
829. Man, y'all growin' faster than
green grass through a goose.Copy !req
830. - We missed you, Uncle Si.Copy !req
831. - Oh, buddy, I missed you, too.Copy !req
832. I missed you, too.Copy !req
833. Where's your mama?Copy !req
834. - Inside.
- Miss Kay!Copy !req
835. - You can't catch me, Jase.Copy !req
836. - Get him, Alan!
- Tag, you're it.Copy !req
837. - Tag.
- Oh, I got you back.Copy !req
838. - He becomes the devil, Si.Copy !req
839. - Mm hm.Copy !req
840. - I've seen it in his eyes.Copy !req
841. But it ain't him.Copy !req
842. You know that ain't your brother.Copy !req
843. - Yeah, well, maybe not,
but I mean, come on,Copy !req
844. you don't deserve this.Copy !req
845. You're raisin' three boys on your own.Copy !req
846. - I don't know what I deserve.Copy !req
847. Besides, what would
leavin' do to the boys?Copy !req
848. They love their daddy.Copy !req
849. - Go long, Jase!Copy !req
850. - Okay.Copy !req
851. - I know it sounds crazy, Si,Copy !req
852. but I just know deep in my heartCopy !req
853. this family is gon' work out.Copy !req
854. - Well,Copy !req
855. you know he ain't gonna change,Copy !req
856. not unless he stops drinkin'.Copy !req
857. - I know.Copy !req
858. But you know, my Nanny
told me that somedayCopy !req
859. you gonna have to fight for your marriagCopy !req
860. When things get tough, that's what you dCopy !req
861. You fight.Copy !req
862. - Excuse me, ladies, gimme one second.Copy !req
863. Hey, Phil?Copy !req
864. There's someone here to see you.Copy !req
865. - Who's responsible for this?Copy !req
866. - Do you know where you'd
go if you die tonight?Copy !req
867. - Jan?Copy !req
868. - Hi, Phil.Copy !req
869. - What you doin' here, Jan?Copy !req
870. - Well, you ain't returned
my calls in forever,Copy !req
871. so I thought I'd check in on you.Copy !req
872. - This your new boyfriend?Copy !req
873. - Phil Robertson, this
is Pastor Bill Smith.Copy !req
874. - How you doin' there, Phil?Copy !req
875. - What ya sellin' preacher man?Copy !req
876. - Naw, we ain't sellin'
nothin', just offerin'.Copy !req
877. Just God and the good news.Copy !req
878. - Don't you read "Times Magazine?"Copy !req
879. God is dead.Copy !req
880. - Yeah, that's not been my experience.Copy !req
881. But I have been in here less than maybeCopy !req
882. a minute or two and I can already seeCopy !req
883. you got one mighty chip on your shoulderCopy !req
884. - I should knock you out right here.Copy !req
885. - You can try.Copy !req
886. - Oh.Copy !req
887. Tall words from a preacher manCopy !req
888. who can't do nothin' about it.Copy !req
889. - Jesus says I got to forgive you,Copy !req
890. but that don't mean he
won't forgive me, too.Copy !req
891. - Phil.Copy !req
892. - Jan, why you bringin' a
preacher man around here?Copy !req
893. - Well, I heard you might be needin' oneCopy !req
894. - Preachers ain't welcome 'round here.Copy !req
895. - Let's go, Jan.Copy !req
896. He ain't ready yet.Copy !req
897. How you doin', Ma'am?Copy !req
898. Excuse me.
- Jan, you should stay.Copy !req
899. Have a drink.Copy !req
900. - I'm gonna be prayin' for you.Copy !req
901. - Then you'll be wastin' your time.Copy !req
902. - All right then.Copy !req
903. All right, God bless yourself.Copy !req
904. - You put her up to it.Copy !req
905. - I didn't.Copy !req
906. I swear, I didn't know
she was comin' around.Copy !req
907. - Don't lie to me.Copy !req
908. I saw the way she was lookin' at you.Copy !req
909. This is just you tryin' to control me.Copy !req
910. All of you.Copy !req
911. - Phil, please, please.Copy !req
912. - I swear to God, you better
hold that tongue of yours.Copy !req
913. - Phil, you're hurtin' my arm.Copy !req
914. - If I found out you been tellin'
people about our business-Copy !req
915. - Phil, you're hurtin' me.Copy !req
916. - What'll it be, boys?Copy !req
917. Hm?Copy !req
918. - Hey, sweetheart, that
pie recipe she gave me,Copy !req
919. my boys, they go crazy for itCopy !req
920. They do.Copy !req
921. - Where you been?Copy !req
922. Pretty late for grocery shoppin'.Copy !req
923. - Well, when am I supposed to go?Copy !req
924. Been at the bar all day, Phil.Copy !req
925. - You were with him, weren't ya?Copy !req
926. - What are you talkin' about?Copy !req
927. - That guy from the bar.Copy !req
928. - Phil, I'm tired.Copy !req
929. It's been a long day and you been drinkiCopy !req
930. through most of it.Copy !req
931. - My drinkin' ain't got
nothin' to do with it.Copy !req
932. How long you been
runnin' 'round on me, hm?Copy !req
933. Answer the damn question.Copy !req
934. - I ain't runnin' around on you.Copy !req
935. - I know you're lyin'.Copy !req
936. - Phil, I ain't havin'
this conversation now.Copy !req
937. Not when you're drunk.Copy !req
938. - I ain't the problem.Copy !req
939. You're the problem.Copy !req
940. You're ruinin' my life!Copy !req
941. - Oh, yeah?Copy !req
942. Well, you been ruinin' mine for 10 yearsCopy !req
943. - Get out.Copy !req
944. Get out and take your kids with you.Copy !req
945. - Good Lord, Phil.Copy !req
946. I can't hardly believe that.Copy !req
947. - I can't believe the thought
of what I did most days.Copy !req
948. But that was a point
where I'd lost it all.Copy !req
949. Kay,Copy !req
950. the boys,Copy !req
951. the bar.Copy !req
952. Bingo.Copy !req
953. Just like that.Copy !req
954. - Kay, what's happenin'?Copy !req
955. What's goin' on? Come in.Copy !req
956. Come on in.Copy !req
957. - Thanks.Copy !req
958. - You can stay as long as you want.Copy !req
959. - I can't trouble you like that.Copy !req
960. - Trust me, it's no trouble at all.Copy !req
961. - You're not worried
about Phil findin' out?Copy !req
962. - He kicked you out.Copy !req
963. Why don't you go freshen up?Copy !req
964. I'll listen for Willie.Copy !req
965. - Thank you, Jan.Copy !req
966. - Of course.Copy !req
967. - Are you okay, Mama?Copy !req
968. Mama?Copy !req
969. - Hey.Copy !req
970. What's goin' on?Copy !req
971. - It's Mama.Copy !req
972. - Okay, okay, just go
back to bed, all right?Copy !req
973. Back to bed.Copy !req
974. I'll check.Copy !req
975. Kay?Copy !req
976. Kay, are you all right?Copy !req
977. - I was thinkin' about
somethin' real stupid.Copy !req
978. I was about to do it.Copy !req
979. I just kept thinkin' about
those boys.Copy !req
980. I'm their mama.Copy !req
981. I can't just leave 'em alone.Copy !req
982. - No, you can't.Copy !req
983. - I really believed it was
gon' work out with Phil.Copy !req
984. I really did.Copy !req
985. But it's over.Copy !req
986. I just don't know what to do.Copy !req
987. - Well,Copy !req
988. you can start by gettin'
up off the bathroom floor.Copy !req
989. When I was little, and
Mama was in the hospital,Copy !req
990. and Daddy was on the oil rigs,Copy !req
991. I used to cry myself to sleep every nighCopy !req
992. And thenCopy !req
993. one Sunday,Copy !req
994. I heard the preacher down at church sayiCopy !req
995. that at some point in our lives,Copy !req
996. we are all going to
feel desperately alone,Copy !req
997. like we're the only soul
in the whole entire world,Copy !req
998. and that that would be
the most important momentCopy !req
999. in our whole entire livesCopy !req
1000. because when we realize that with Jesus,Copy !req
1001. we ain't never alone.Copy !req
1002. So,Copy !req
1003. I stopped cryin' myself to sleep at nighCopy !req
1004. and I started prayin' instead.Copy !req
1005. I'll watch the boys tomorrow.Copy !req
1006. There's someone you gotta go see.Copy !req
1007. - Hey, that was a good one.Copy !req
1008. I appreciate ya.Copy !req
1009. God bless ya, I'll see ya on Wednesday.Copy !req
1010. - Pastor Smith?Copy !req
1011. - Yeah?Copy !req
1012. - Hi.Copy !req
1013. I'm Kay Robertson.Copy !req
1014. - Right.Copy !req
1015. Jan told me you might stop by.Copy !req
1016. It's good to see you again, Miss Kay.Copy !req
1017. It's been a bit.Copy !req
1018. - I'm really sorry about my husband.Copy !req
1019. The first time at the bar-Copy !req
1020. - Would it surprise you if I told youCopy !req
1021. I get that reaction a lot?Copy !req
1022. - I guess not.Copy !req
1023. - How's your husband?Copy !req
1024. - He kicked us outta the house yesterdayCopy !req
1025. Me and my three boys.Copy !req
1026. - Sorry to hear that.Copy !req
1027. - Look, Jan said to come talk to you,Copy !req
1028. maybe you might be able to help us out.Copy !req
1029. But I don't really know
what I'm doin' here,Copy !req
1030. or what even to say and...Copy !req
1031. I guess I got into some
trouble last night,Copy !req
1032. thinkin' about some thingsCopy !req
1033. I shouldn't have been thinkin' about.Copy !req
1034. And...Copy !req
1035. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
1036. You must be so busy.Copy !req
1037. - It's not a problem.Copy !req
1038. Truly.Copy !req
1039. You know, Miss Kay, it's the strangestCopy !req
1040. thing you should come by.Copy !req
1041. I was just now right now in a meetin'Copy !req
1042. and we was talkin' about whatCopy !req
1043. to do with one of our little placesCopy !req
1044. that just became vacant.Copy !req
1045. In fact, it's right over there.Copy !req
1046. It's right across the street.Copy !req
1047. Now, does that sound like somethin'Copy !req
1048. you and your boys might be interested inCopy !req
1049. - I don't know what to say, Pastor SmithCopy !req
1050. - Just Bill is fine.Copy !req
1051. Or Pastor Bill if you wanna be formal, hCopy !req
1052. - Come on.Copy !req
1053. - So we live here now?Copy !req
1054. - Yeah.Copy !req
1055. This is a gift.Copy !req
1056. We're gonna take real
good care of it, you hear?Copy !req
1057. - Kay got a job
and took care of the boys.Copy !req
1058. She was determined to make somethin'Copy !req
1059. of a life for them.Copy !req
1060. As for me, I finally had my freedom,Copy !req
1061. but it certainly didn't feel
like I thought it would.Copy !req
1062. - Phil!Copy !req
1063. Phil, you in there?Copy !req
1064. As I live and breathe.Copy !req
1065. Man, I got a call from Nancy
down at the sheriff's station.Copy !req
1066. They found your truck completely totaledCopy !req
1067. but couldn't find your body.Copy !req
1068. I done a lotta crazy things in my lifeCopy !req
1069. but I ain't never done smashedCopy !req
1070. my truck up good enough to be cannedCopy !req
1071. and put on the shelf in it.Copy !req
1072. - Who's a man?Copy !req
1073. - Hell, I'd offer to help you clean up,Copy !req
1074. but this is a lost cause.Copy !req
1075. This a gar hole, son.Copy !req
1076. - What's the day?Copy !req
1077. - Sunday.Copy !req
1078. - Mama, can we take those?Copy !req
1079. - No, Alan.Copy !req
1080. Those are for kids that don't getCopy !req
1081. no presents at Christmas.Copy !req
1082. Okay.Copy !req
1083. But just a few.Copy !req
1084. Leave some for the other kids.Copy !req
1085. - Get outta here!Copy !req
1086. Go!Copy !req
1087. - She can't help it, it's
in her blood or somethin'.Copy !req
1088. - We got that blood in us?Copy !req
1089. - Don't know, but we'll alwaysCopy !req
1090. look out for each other won't we?Copy !req
1091. - You mean that, Phil?Copy !req
1092. - Of course I do, Jan.Copy !req
1093. - Are we there yet?
- Are we there yet?Copy !req
1094. - Are we there yet?
- Not yet.Copy !req
1095. - Are we there yet?
- Not yet.Copy !req
1096. - Uncle Si, how much further?Copy !req
1097. - Oh, Lord.Copy !req
1098. What did I say?Copy !req
1099. - If we come, no complainin'.Copy !req
1100. - Uh huh, what are you doin', Alan?Copy !req
1101. Jase, what's he doin'?Copy !req
1102. - Complaining.Copy !req
1103. - That's right, uh huh.Copy !req
1104. Phil, it's Si, are you in there?Copy !req
1105. - You made it back.Copy !req
1106. - I did.Copy !req
1107. I did.Copy !req
1108. It's good to see ya.Copy !req
1109. Look, I knew I'd find you out here,Copy !req
1110. but maybe I shoulda called,Copy !req
1111. givin' ya time to clean
up the place a bit.Copy !req
1112. Ya ain't gotta live like
no wild man anymore, Phil.Copy !req
1113. - It's better for me out here.Copy !req
1114. - Oh, Phil, how's that?Copy !req
1115. - I don't have to be anything but me.Copy !req
1116. - Well, that may be true,Copy !req
1117. but hey, I think you should come back.Copy !req
1118. You know?Copy !req
1119. Work on some things.Copy !req
1120. - And what work would I need?Copy !req
1121. - Well, I been hearin'
about a lotta things.Copy !req
1122. Ain't much from fit to talk aboutCopy !req
1123. in front of little ears, though.Copy !req
1124. - Daddy?Copy !req
1125. - Al?Copy !req
1126. Jase?Copy !req
1127. What you doin' here, boys?Copy !req
1128. Come on, now.Copy !req
1129. Ain't ya gonna give your pa a hug?Copy !req
1130. What?Copy !req
1131. What, you don't recognize me?Copy !req
1132. - Hey, Jase, hey, hey, hey,
hey, it's okay, it's okay.Copy !req
1133. You all right?Copy !req
1134. - I think y'all should leave.Copy !req
1135. - Yeah.Copy !req
1136. - Say hi to your mama for me, boys.Copy !req
1137. - You change your mind-
- I'll see ya around, Si.Copy !req
1138. - Come on, boys.Copy !req
1139. - All right, boys, hungry?Copy !req
1140. - Eat, eat!
- Yeah.Copy !req
1141. - Alan, you wanna lead us?Copy !req
1142. Good boy.Copy !req
1143. - Dear Jesus, I miss my daddy.Copy !req
1144. Please make him a good man.Copy !req
1145. - Amen.Copy !req
1146. All right.Copy !req
1147. What do you want?Copy !req
1148. Some of this?Copy !req
1149. - They're yum.Copy !req
1150. - All right.Copy !req
1151. - Thank you.Copy !req
1152. - You're the only girl for me.Copy !req
1153. - You gon' make a good dad.Copy !req
1154. I'm proud of you.Copy !req
1155. I love you.Copy !req
1156. - I can't.Copy !req
1157. I can't!Copy !req
1158. I can't!Copy !req
1159. - You drunk right now?Copy !req
1160. - Nope.Copy !req
1161. I think I saw him, Miss Kay.Copy !req
1162. - Who?Copy !req
1163. - The devil.Copy !req
1164. I think he might be me.Copy !req
1165. I'll quit drinkin' this time.Copy !req
1166. I promise.Copy !req
1167. - No.Copy !req
1168. I'm done with promisin'.Copy !req
1169. - Kay!Copy !req
1170. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1171. I messed it all up.Copy !req
1172. Miss Kay!Copy !req
1173. - Phil,Copy !req
1174. you need help.Copy !req
1175. More help than me and
the boys can give ya.Copy !req
1176. You need to change.Copy !req
1177. - Miss Kay,Copy !req
1178. I'll do anything for you and the boys.Copy !req
1179. Anything.Copy !req
1180. I swear.Copy !req
1181. Gimme a minute.Copy !req
1182. - It's really okay, Phil.Copy !req
1183. Uh...Copy !req
1184. You know,Copy !req
1185. it's beautiful out back.Copy !req
1186. You wanna?Copy !req
1187. How 'bout you meet me out there?Copy !req
1188. - Nah.Copy !req
1189. Not quite sure what to say.Copy !req
1190. - Just say whatever's
on your mind, Phil.Copy !req
1191. - I guess it were...Copy !req
1192. Everything I ever touch is goin' to hellCopy !req
1193. - You know what I would do if everythingCopy !req
1194. I touched went to hell?Copy !req
1195. - What's that?Copy !req
1196. - I'd quit touchin' things.Copy !req
1197. Do you know what most
stories have in common?Copy !req
1198. Most of 'em are aboutCopy !req
1199. climbin' the mountain,Copy !req
1200. becomin' a God,Copy !req
1201. provin' just how good you are,Copy !req
1202. that you're good enough.Copy !req
1203. It's a whole different story.Copy !req
1204. This is about God comin'
down from the mountain,Copy !req
1205. comin' to you, tellin' you,Copy !req
1206. "Phil, you ain't got nothin' to prove."Copy !req
1207. Hey, that chip on your shoulder,Copy !req
1208. shame you've had your whole life.Copy !req
1209. It don't mean nothin' to Him.Copy !req
1210. In fact,Copy !req
1211. He come down to take that away.Copy !req
1212. - That sounds too good to be true.Copy !req
1213. - Oh,Copy !req
1214. it's too good for all of us.Copy !req
1215. - How's it happen?Copy !req
1216. - You got to die, Phil.Copy !req
1217. And then you need to be born again.Copy !req
1218. - I'm ready.Copy !req
1219. - Your daddy's lived a hard life.Copy !req
1220. That ends today.Copy !req
1221. We gon' bury that old man.Copy !req
1222. This dirty river water represents a gravCopy !req
1223. But, a new man is gonna rise up.Copy !req
1224. Phil, from this day forth,Copy !req
1225. who's gonna be the lord in your life?Copy !req
1226. - Jesus Christ.Copy !req
1227. - With that confession,Copy !req
1228. I baptize you in the
name of the Father, Son,Copy !req
1229. and Holy Ghost for the
forgiveness of your sins.Copy !req
1230. You ready?Copy !req
1231. All right brother!Copy !req
1232. Woo!Copy !req
1233. - Good boy.Copy !req
1234. - I know.Copy !req
1235. - Daddy?
- Hm?Copy !req
1236. - When do you have to leave?Copy !req
1237. - What you mean?Copy !req
1238. - Don't you got somewhere to be?Copy !req
1239. - I ain't got nowhere to be.Copy !req
1240. You good with that?Copy !req
1241. All right.Copy !req
1242. - Mm, smells good.Copy !req
1243. Hey, Jase, lemme see that.Copy !req
1244. Thanks, buddy.Copy !req
1245. - You gonna buy Jase a
new one now you broke it?Copy !req
1246. - I didn't break it, just fixin' it.Copy !req
1247. You know, I had a moment today.Copy !req
1248. Maybe bein' sober for the
first time in a long time.Copy !req
1249. Lots of people make duck calls, right?Copy !req
1250. They sound like ducks, sure,Copy !req
1251. but pintails sure don't
sound like a mallard,Copy !req
1252. just as much as I don't
sound like you when I talk.Copy !req
1253. - So what?Copy !req
1254. - "So what?"Copy !req
1255. - Thanks for bein' here today.Copy !req
1256. Meant a lot to the boys.Copy !req
1257. - I've been tryin'.Copy !req
1258. - You been tryin'.Copy !req
1259. - I know it ain't been perfect.Copy !req
1260. - No.Copy !req
1261. Truth is, I been fightin'
for us for 10 years.Copy !req
1262. I just had nothin' left in me.Copy !req
1263. Then I saw you get baptized in that riveCopy !req
1264. and I wasCopy !req
1265. I was full.Copy !req
1266. I was so full of joy.Copy !req
1267. My heart was so full,Copy !req
1268. and I had this little voice.Copy !req
1269. This naggin' voice sayin'Copy !req
1270. it's just gonna start all over again.Copy !req
1271. And you was gonna break our hearts.Copy !req
1272. - I'm sorry, Miss Kay.Copy !req
1273. Truly.Copy !req
1274. I never wanna put you through that againCopy !req
1275. - You remember why you quit football?Copy !req
1276. - It was huntin' season.Copy !req
1277. - Well, partly 'cause you are stubbornCopy !req
1278. as an ox stuck in mud.Copy !req
1279. But the other part, that
was 'cause you wantedCopy !req
1280. to take care of us.Copy !req
1281. Take care of your family
just like you always had.Copy !req
1282. Now look, I know you're gonna stumble.Copy !req
1283. I know it ain't gon' be perfect.Copy !req
1284. But maybe if you just keep that in mind,Copy !req
1285. how much you really do love your family.Copy !req
1286. - Yeah.Copy !req
1287. Maybe it might be right
to get away from it all.Copy !req
1288. Old friends, temptation.Copy !req
1289. We'll get ourselves a little place.Copy !req
1290. I could fish the river.Copy !req
1291. - Well now, that might be an idea, Phil.Copy !req
1292. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
1293. - Merry Christmas, Miss Kay.Copy !req
1294. Before I came along, everyone
thought the duck calls peopleCopy !req
1295. were makin' were great,Copy !req
1296. but truth is, they were missin' somethinCopy !req
1297. They looked the same.Copy !req
1298. You know, one duck call
looked like another,Copy !req
1299. but on the inside, somethin' had changedCopy !req
1300. Turns out,Copy !req
1301. that could make all the difference.Copy !req
1302. - Phil?Copy !req
1303. Phil?Copy !req
1304. There he is.Copy !req
1305. My man.Copy !req
1306. - Keep it down.Copy !req
1307. Everyone's still sleepin' in there.Copy !req
1308. - Well, they're missin'
out on the best fish, then.Copy !req
1309. We come to get ya, get your things.Copy !req
1310. It's a day after Christmas tradition.Copy !req
1311. We'll hit the water,Copy !req
1312. and head to State Line
Road for a party after.Copy !req
1313. - I ain't drinkin' anymore, boys.Copy !req
1314. The Phil you come lookin'
for is dead and buried.Copy !req
1315. - Dang, you startin' to scare me, Phil.Copy !req
1316. Look, it's been ages
since you partied with us.Copy !req
1317. Come on, now.Copy !req
1318. You know it's gon' be a grand time.Copy !req
1319. Get your freedom back for a night.Copy !req
1320. Well?Copy !req
1321. What's it gonna be?Copy !req
1322. Who's a man?Copy !req
1323. - Daddy?Copy !req
1324. - Shh, wake your brother.Copy !req
1325. Put your warm clothes on.Copy !req
1326. Your mama said it was okay.Copy !req
1327. Come on.Copy !req
1328. Come on, boys.Copy !req
1329. Stay close to Daddy.Copy !req
1330. Good boy.Copy !req
1331. Shh.Copy !req
1332. Look right there.Copy !req
1333. You try.Copy !req
1334. You try boy.Copy !req
1335. I started taking the kids
to the woods a lot more,Copy !req
1336. teachin' 'em about huntin'.Copy !req
1337. I'm just down here, fishin', huntin',Copy !req
1338. tryin' to sell these duck calls.Copy !req
1339. In the end I guess Kay
got her pioneer lifestyleCopy !req
1340. and I got my family back,Copy !req
1341. not because I deserved it.Copy !req
1342. Lord knows I didn't.Copy !req
1343. But that's the thing I learned about GodCopy !req
1344. We don't have to be good enoughCopy !req
1345. 'cause he's good enough for us.Copy !req
1346. I finally figured it out.Copy !req
1347. Just took a little time.Copy !req
1348. - Yeah, well,Copy !req
1349. seems like I might not have
as much time as I thought.Copy !req
1350. - How so?Copy !req
1351. - Well, I ain't told
anybody else this but,Copy !req
1352. it's my heart.Copy !req
1353. I got a aneurysm.Copy !req
1354. Doctor said it could be two years,Copy !req
1355. two months.Copy !req
1356. Heck,Copy !req
1357. two days.Copy !req
1358. Any moment, really.Copy !req
1359. - You called me up and
asked me to tell youCopy !req
1360. what I'd heard, how I got out,Copy !req
1361. made a life for myself.Copy !req
1362. Well, that's the secret, I didn't do it.Copy !req
1363. Only God can pull off a move like thatCopy !req
1364. because of Jesus.Copy !req
1365. Stop always makin' it only about me.Copy !req
1366. That's what I finally learned,Copy !req
1367. how to give my life away.Copy !req
1368. Funny thing is, once I gave it up,Copy !req
1369. that's when I got it all back.Copy !req
1370. Everything I been chasin' all these yearCopy !req
1371. Funny how that works.Copy !req
1372. How you gotta come to the end of yourselCopy !req
1373. to find the beginning of God.Copy !req
1374. - I gotta tell you, Phil,Copy !req
1375. that's startin' to make a lotta sense.Copy !req
1376. - Come on, boys.Copy !req
1377. - Hey.Copy !req
1378. - Oh, gravy?
- Gravy.Copy !req
1379. - We're happy to have you.Copy !req
1380. - Thank you.Copy !req
1381. - Hello.Copy !req
1382. - Thank y'all for comin'.Copy !req
1383. Why don't we say a little prayer?Copy !req
1384. - Father,Copy !req
1385. we thank you for another
great day on planet Earth,Copy !req
1386. for the bunch of ducks
we killed this mornin',Copy !req
1387. and the grub on this table.Copy !req
1388. In Jesus' name we pray, amen.Copy !req
1389. - Amen.Copy !req
1390. - Y'all dig in.Copy !req
1391. - Who got that apple butter?Copy !req
1392. Stop hoggin' the corn down
there, will you pass it down?Copy !req
1393. - Y'all have just witnessedCopy !req
1394. what happens when Satan controls a man.Copy !req
1395. You've seen it in living color.Copy !req
1396. It's embarrassing and shocking,Copy !req
1397. but y'all saw the initial me.Copy !req
1398. The acts of the sinful nature are obviouCopy !req
1399. Y'all just saw the acts
of the sinful nature.Copy !req
1400. They're obvious.Copy !req
1401. Jesus beat death for us, removed our sinCopy !req
1402. cleans us up and guarantees
he'll raise ya from the dead.Copy !req
1403. I wanna remind ya of the
gospel I preach to ya,Copy !req
1404. which you received, I did, 50 years ago.Copy !req
1405. And on which you've
taken your stand, I did.Copy !req
1406. I'm standin' on the death barrel
and resurrection of Jesus.Copy !req
1407. You really can have love, joy, peace,Copy !req
1408. patience, kindness, goodness,Copy !req
1409. faithfulness, gentleness, self-control.Copy !req
1410. You can have those
qualities for your own lifeCopy !req
1411. if you come to Jesus through faith,Copy !req
1412. believe he died before he was buriedCopy !req
1413. and raised from the dead.Copy !req
1414. He's seated at the right
hand of the Father right now.Copy !req
1415. It's a wonderful thing,Copy !req
1416. and I highly recommend you
just start walking by faith.Copy !req
1417. My question is, you got a better story?Copy !req
1418. I'd love to hear it.Copy !req
1419. We could be wrong, but I doubt it.Copy !req
1420. A lotta people said,Copy !req
1421. "If you played ahead of Bradshaw at TechCopy !req
1422. and he went on to win four Superbowls,"Copy !req
1423. they said, "Man, what in
the world happened to you?"Copy !req
1424. I really don't know what
to tell 'em except BradshawCopy !req
1425. went after the books and
I went after the ducks.Copy !req
1426. And I think we're both pretty happy, so.Copy !req