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- You look a little blurry, man.
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- Okay-
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- Okay, I got you.
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How to Stay Alive in the Woods,
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what's going to happen.
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about what happened at Coffin Rock.
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- Yeah,
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- Hey.
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18. - How the hell are you this morning?
- Tired.
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23. All right, come on, into the house.
Come on, come on.
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I'm walking backwards now.
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29. Okay.
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30. - We're supposed to get him at 8:30.
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going to be behind schedule,
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32. - but it's important to have juice.
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34. Here, wait... Stop, stop.
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35. Don't we get to meet your mama?
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36. See you later, Mom!
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I'm real excited about this.
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39. - Thank you for the opportunity.
- I'm very glad.
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43. We got rice, we got Mott's Fruit Punch.
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- Marshmallows...
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is a creepy enough phenomenon.
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- I don't want to go cheesy.
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59. Absolutely.
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60. Here he is, filling out our first slate
for our first shot.
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61. Should we all, like, cut our fingers open
and bleed on it?
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62. A little bloodletting on the slate?
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63. No, we'll save that for later.
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64. Kiss it. Kiss the slate.
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65. It's the first slate.
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66. First slate. Marked by my lipstick.
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67. Mikey, first slate. Kiss it. Good luck.
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68. He licked it. God bless him.
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69. You're not supposed to eat it.
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70. This is Burkittsville, formerly Blair.
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71. It is a small, quiet Maryland town,
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72. much like a small, quiet town anywhere.
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either on this hill or in the town below.
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of children laid to rest here,
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81. Well, we have shot the first scene.
The cemetery scene.
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83. - We're doing a documentary.
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85. - Have you heard of the Blair Witch?
- Oh, yeah.
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86. That's an old, old, old story.
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87. As I remember, Mr. Parr was an old hermit.
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88. - Right.
- And he lived up on a mountain.
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91. - You've heard of the Blair Witch?
- Several times.
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93. I've heard stories about her from people
and neighbors and stuff like that.
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94. But also I saw a documentary
on the Discovery Channel, or somewhere,
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95. - once about her.
- Really?
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97. Yeah, that's a story
my grandmother used to tell us all.
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98. - Make us go to bed early.
- Really?
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99. They say if you stay up after dark,
walk around the house too much,
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100. the Blair Witch will come and get you.
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the young kids started to disappear.
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about why they were...
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106. - The creepiest story about her...
- That's kind of an omen, isn't it?
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was that two men were out hunting,
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108. and they were camped near the cabin,
or something,
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110. No, no!
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111. And they disappeared
off the face of the Earth.
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112. - No.
- Really?
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I'm just telling a scary story,
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114. - but it's not true.
- It's not true.
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finally went up on the mountain
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of seven kids from the area.
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and he made one face into the corner.
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he'd grab the one out of the corner
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out of the woods one at a time,
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he couldn't take the eyes on him.
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He could feel the eyes watching him.
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face into the corner like that.
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in witches and ghosts and all that stuff.
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- No, sir.
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141. - Yep.
- All righty.
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happening with her.
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that she's still up there now?
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145. - I don't go up there.
- You don't go up there?
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146. Yeah, I believe enough not to go up there.
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are all haunted up there
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150. I don't... There really isn't many people
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151. but there was this old woman,
Mary Brown, who used to...
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152. - Mary Brown?
- Yeah, and she was kind of a crazy lady.
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That's Mary's house.
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159. Okay.
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161. I'm not even sure how I pull this open.
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162. 'Cause something interesting happened
to you, actually, at one point in your life.
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163. You had an encounter with the Blair Witch?
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164. Yes. That is a really, kind of, scary story.
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166. my dad and I would go fishing
down by Tappy's Creek.
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167. - Right.
- And, you know, it's in Burkittsville.
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168. I was lying down on the leaves,
a pile of leaves,
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and looking up at the sky.
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170. - Sure.
- And all of a sudden,
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172. You know, kind of an eerie feeling.
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and everything it was like hair.
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176. - Like a horse.
- Like fur?
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177. Yeah, like a fur. Like horse fur.
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181. - She threatened you?
- And she didn't say anything,
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and then she opened up her shawl...
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on her body like a horse.
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186. Yeah, and her legs...
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187. - And you could see she was a female.
- Right. How about her face?
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188. It was just kind of, like, strange-looking.
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189. Thank God, she's not in the film business.
I mean, can you imagine working with her?
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190. She thinks she is in the film business.
She also says she's a ballerina.
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191. - Get out.
- She says she's a historian
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193. - I heard that.
- ... and that she's a scientist
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at the Department of Energy.
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to see how bad.
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197. So you measured for meters? What?
We're not in Europe.
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198. Yeah, the fucking lens
has meters on it, okay.
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you've used this camera before, man.
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210. - I learned a lot, man.
- Yeah.
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211. You learned a lot about Mary Brown?
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212. No, I learned a lot about, like, fucking...
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214. Just shooting out here. Just shooting doc.
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215. - We kicked some ass today.
- Cheers to you.
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216. - Very good day.
- Excellent day.
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217. Very good first day.
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220. Okay, I've got a bag of Utz and a beer.
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to get that on film.
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229. - That's good, thank you.
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230. Let's be relaxed 'cause we've got
a really, really long day tomorrow.
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231. Today was cake compared to tomorrow.
We're going to do a lot of hiking.
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Pour me a shot, please.
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- You can't do that.
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- Yes, I... You know, at this point,
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- Hey.
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- I'm hurting.
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245. I'm not ready for that thing
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We shouldn't miss it.
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I don't really believe much in it.
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254. - That's all I think it is.
- Damn fool kids'll never learn.
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- I said, "You damn fool kids'll never learn."
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257. - "Damn fool kids'll never learn"?
- That's what I said.
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262. - I don't care much about that, but...
- Well, you have to say yes or no, sir.
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disappeared into the woods.
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268. Wasn't no "supposedly" about it.
They wandered off.
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- And she got lost.
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- There wasn't no "supposedly."
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275. - She was babbling something...
- She had a tale to tell, too, though.
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about the...
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never touched the ground.
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- I'll tell you, I saw,
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280. - up the creek... I told you that.
- Right, I know.
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I saw a white misty thing
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283. It was, like, a gray...
Like, gray vapor rising out of the trees?
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285. - Right out of the water, near the trees.
- Up the side of the tree,
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288. No, I'm not full of it,
and I wasn't drinking that day, either.
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to the story of Coffin Rock?
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290. - It all ties in to the story of Coffin Rock.
- How's that?
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anybody worth their salt around here
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by that old woman for years.
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296. You got it.
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a whole shitload of stock.
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299. I could help you,
but I'd rather stand and record.
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301. Packs are on?
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302. - We're rocking. Let's rock.
- We're ready to go.
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303. - We got to go up to the shack, the shanty?
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305. Yeah, it's like we're off
to the Andes or something.
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307. On our way to Coffin Rock.
We are totally on track.
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- No, don't.
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312. - Yeah. Good jump.
- Thank you, thank you.
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prepared to find death.
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upon these brave five men unfolded.
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to the next man's feet,
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that this act had committed...
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and able-bodied enough to struggle.
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the intestines had been torn out crudely.
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326. "On each man's sun-bleached face
was inscribed indecipherable writing,
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vultures were seen at the rock,
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that the stench of death was still thick
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had done so in a matter of hours."
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'cause I really want to get to camp,
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- Yeah.
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- No, I'm just wondering.
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if you know what I'm saying.
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We can't even get a fire going.
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a cigarette in the tent,
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as much as he wants?
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- No, I never gave Mike any fart allowance.
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- See, the problem is,
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- No way.
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- Off the map.
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- 'Cause I knew where we were going.
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- Wait, wait, wait. Say that again.
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374. - Would that be a full-of-shit statement?
- No, I did...
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- I did know where...
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- It was very brief.
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I know where all of these places are.
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- Our little Mikey.
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- He's a very spirited young man.
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- I don't know. I don't know.
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- This is not a trail.
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394. - We don't like mountainous shortcuts.
- It's a little warmer today,
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395. so this is the first time
we're seeing Mike's chest.
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396. It's really hard to pick up on video, actually.
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397. Mike has really sporadic hair patterns
on his chest.
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398. - It's like a symbol, man.
- It's, like, blank, hairy, blank, hairy.
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399. You should see my ass.
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400. Look, look.
It's fucking Uruguay, right there, right there.
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401. - Wow.
- There's Paraguay over here.
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402. - Yeah, whatever.
- Look, I think I see Bolivia.
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403. What killed this dead mouse?
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404. Witchcraft?
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405. How about God?
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406. Is that the Blair Witch?
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407. No. I think it's Heather taking a piss.
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408. You know, this is really not too good.
I really have to go.
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409. - Don't torture me.
- Go.
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410. We are hot on the cemetery trail.
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411. - It should only be a...
- Says you.
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412. - What?
- Says you.
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413. Says me, of course. And...
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414. We should be hitting it in about 90 minutes.
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415. - You guys cool with that?
- What?
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416. - 90 minutes.
- As long as you know where we're going.
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417. - Can you hang?
- I know exactly where we're going.
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418. Josh feels it's necessary to look
at the map now, even though I know
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419. where we're going
and we're going straight ahead up there.
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420. If you've known where we're going,
we wouldn't be hiking like...
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421. We're in the middle of
the fucking woods, man.
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422. - How could you possibly know?
- Some of it is off-trail hiking.
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423. Because people told you?
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424. "Oh, yeah,
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425. If we're lost, admit that first, because...
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426. We're not... I know we're not lost.
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427. You knew that yesterday, too,
and you knew that twice today.
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428. Look... No, bullshit, and I...
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429. - We have not been lost at all today.
- That's...
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430. - That is not true.
- Not once. I know where we're going.
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431. - Okay, this is where we were.
- Let me tell you what you said to us.
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432. "It's, like, two miles away."
Then, it's like, "Two hours away..."
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433. - Okay, just, just chill. Just chill.
- "Three hours away."
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434. Maybe it's four hours away.
How could you...
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435. - Did you agree to do this project?
- I did. I agreed to a scouted-out project.
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436. I didn't agree to
just trounce around the woods.
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437. It is scouted out,
and I told you getting to the location
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438. - wasn't going to be easy.
- Mike, Mike... Okay! Guys!
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439. - I've got $1,500 worth of equipment on me.
- Guys, it's cool, it's cool.
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440. Please, you're being a smartass,
you're being a smartass...
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441. Let's just... We're looking at the map.
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442. - We're going to find this the best we can.
- Okay.
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443. I can totally find this.
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444. This is where we were.
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445. We're going more or less this way.
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446. Mika, what's your call?
I mean, where do you think we're going?
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447. I'll tell you the truth.
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448. This is, like... This is Greek to me.
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449. - Right.
- It's useless.
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450. Exactly.
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451. So, I'm just putting my trust in you
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452. that you know where it is.
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453. Good.
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454. Although I got to tell you,
I don't fully trust you.
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455. And I... No, I'm not going to say it.
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456. What?
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457. Nothing. I don't know why you have
to have every conversation on video, man.
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458. - Tape some ambiance.
- 'Cause we're making a documentary.
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459. Not about us getting lost.
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460. We're making a documentary about a witch.
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461. I have a camera. Doesn't hurt because
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462. we'll all look back on this
and laugh heartily, believe me.
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463. Baby steps, man, baby steps.
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464. Just breathe and don't look down, maybe?
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465. - No, you've got to look down.
- You're gonna have to crawl.
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466. - I'm hitting the crawl.
- Cool.
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467. Think about how cool the fucking cemetery
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468. is gonna be when we get there.
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469. Think of the joy
of being in a really good film.
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470. - Okay, shut the fuck up.
- Okay, I'm quiet.
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471. Shit. How am I gonna do this?
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472. - Okay, Mikey?
- Yeah?
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473. Dude, there's no way you're coming across
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474. with your DAT on your belly, man.
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475. - No way, man.
- There's no chance.
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476. How are we going to get
the DAT across then?
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477. It's really fucking hard, man.
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478. - How are we gonna get the DAT across?
- The one this morning
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479. with the moss was cool.
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480. - This is slippery as shit.
- How are we gonna get the DAT across?
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481. I don't know. Let me get out of here
and put my pack down.
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482. I'll just go back and forth.
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483. You want to go back and forth?
You could do it that way.
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484. I didn't want to do this at all, but...
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485. Okay, let's do...
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486. Yeah, we'll do it back and forth.
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487. What'd you drop?
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488. I didn't drop anything.
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489. - The tree just broke on me.
- The log broke.
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490. Oh, fuck.
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491. We're very, very, very close now.
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492. You guys excited?
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493. Okay.
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494. What's this?
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495. What is this?
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496. Dude. Guys?
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497. Do you remember something
that Mary Brown said the other day?
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498. What was the story from the Bible
that she was telling us?
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499. Fuck, I wasn't listening to her
'cause I thought she was a lunatic.
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500. It was Esau, but it
was something about a pile of rocks.
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501. She was totally telling us
about her rocks, man.
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502. What the fuck was it about a pile of rocks?
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503. Does anybody remember?
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504. - "To live your life..."
- This is like...
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505. - "Live your life..."
- Looks like an Indian burial ground, man.
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506. See, I don't know if this counts.
Three... Four...
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507. Five... Six...
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508. Seven.
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509. Witches in days gone by
were roasted just like my Vienna sausage.
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510. Flames are licking you
like the devil there, Josh.
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511. Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
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512. That started on this desert isle
Aboard this tiny ship
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513. Yeah, but this ship has a good captain,
not a fat, beer-guzzling guy in a blue shirt.
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514. He wasn't beer-guzzling.
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515. They had no beer on the island, man.
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516. If they'd had beer,
they would have had, like, big-ass orgies.
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517. You're kind of like the Captain
and Mike's kind of like your Gilligan.
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518. - No offense.
- That's all right.
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519. I mean that as a compliment.
Gilligan was a funny guy.
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520. The Captain was fat, though.
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521. Well. Okay, let's call it a thin captain...
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522. Let's not call it "the Captain" anymore,
you illiterate TV people.
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523. It's the Skipper.
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524. - No more "captain."
- Oh, my.
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525. Here we are back at the rock again.
The rock thing.
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526. The cemetery deal.
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527. I just want to be careful
not to get in the film shot.
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528. It certainly is odd.
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529. You didn't just knock that over.
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530. Please, tell me
you didn't just knock that over.
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531. I just knocked it over.
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532. That's not very nice.
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533. Let me put it back.
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534. Can't be too careful.
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535. What did you think?
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536. It was, you know,
the same thing, only darker.
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537. Yeah, pretty much. All right.
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538. Bag it up, put it away.
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539. Hello?
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540. Shit. The light.
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541. - We were sleeping.
- Do you want this?
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542. Just keep it by the opening in the tent.
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543. Listen.
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544. Hello?
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545. Hello?
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546. It's all around us.
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547. That is fucking weird.
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548. Michael, are you saying
you're not coming down?
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549. - I ain't going down there.
- Why not?
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550. Because I'm not. I don't hear shit...
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551. Because you're fucking scared.
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552. - Because I don't hear anything anymore.
- Because you're fucking scared.
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553. We heard... You could not deny hearing it.
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554. Get your ass out. What's the big deal?
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555. - This rain fucking blows, man.
- I know.
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556. It's raining very heavily.
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557. Thank my mom for giving me rain gear
for my 18th birthday.
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558. God bless her.
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559. What do you think that was last night?
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560. - Personally?
- Yeah.
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561. I think it was
someone fucking with your head.
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562. But nobody knows we're out here.
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563. Yeah, 'out you ever see Deliverance?
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564. Did you understand at all
where I was coming from?
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565. That I just wanted...
Whatever it was, I didn't know...
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566. - You were freaking out. You bugged me out.
- I was freaking out.
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567. I woke up all of a sudden
and shit's going down.
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568. All I can think is,
"I got to get it. I got to get it."
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569. All I want it on...
I want it on sound, I want it on 16.
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570. If anything, if we can see anything,
I want to see it on 16.
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571. Well, it sounded to me
like a bunch of people running around,
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572. and I'm not down with messing
with the locals or whatever.
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573. I don't know who the hell
would come out here.
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574. What bugs me out is that
we're so damn deep in the woods
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575. and people are going to try and...
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576. And come out here and mess with us,
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577. then they got to have
something wrong with them.
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578. - And I'm not going to play with that.
- How do we know it was people?
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579. Well, even if it wasn't,
I'm not going to play with that, either.
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580. Fuck, man.
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581. This has been a very long day.
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582. A very wet, very long day.
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583. Nobody's really speaking to me
at the moment.
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584. Dude, I don't remember a portion of this
from walking in.
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585. What?
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586. I don't remember a portion of this
from walking in from the car.
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587. Well, we have to go a little differently
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588. to get back, because we went around
in a curve a little bit.
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589. I'm telling you guys, two more hours max.
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590. If the way we came in was the fastest,
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591. why the fuck are we going back
a different way?
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592. Because we have to go around. We came...
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593. That was the most direct way
to hit our two locations.
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594. Now, this is the most direct way
back to the car.
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595. - Seriously, really?
- Yes. Seriously.
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596. - You know exactly what's going on?
- Yes.
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597. Let's just keep going.
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598. Yeah, we'll wait five minutes
and do a map check.
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599. All right.
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600. Okay, we just did a map check
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601. and it seems like
we're still pretty much on trail.
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602. That's not what I said.
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603. No, I think we're all right.
Come on, let's just keep going.
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604. We took a map reading.
We just follow what the compass says.
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605. We're going straight ahead.
We're going that way. That way.
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606. We are in the middle of nowhere.
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607. We've been in the middle
of nowhere for two days.
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608. The car is parked
in the middle of nowhere almost.
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609. Like, look at this shit, man. This is nothing.
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610. Okay, let's just keep going, all right?
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611. - I think we should camp.
- Get the fuck out of here.
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612. Why? Because you don't know
where we're going?
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613. No, because I think
we're still a ways off from the car
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614. and it's going to be getting dark real soon.
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615. - Look, I'm not saying for certain...
- We're not camping here.
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616. - Get us home. Turn the camera off.
- Maybe we're near the car.
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617. - Get us home.
- Give me the fucking map.
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618. Give me the map. Heather, give me the map.
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619. - Turn the camera off and give me the map.
- Turn the camera off and get us home.
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620. I'm not turning the camera off.
I want to mark this occasion.
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621. - Give me the map.
- The map is in my pocket.
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622. You're going to have to wait a second.
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623. - You want to see the map?
- Goddamn!
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624. If we keep our heads together,
we'll be just fine.
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625. - Fucking bullshit!
- Mike, chill.
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626. Just relax, Mike.
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627. Don't fucking tell me to relax!
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628. Let's walk up, find a tree to sit under
or some shit, check the map...
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629. Yes, can we find a place to sit
to check the map, please?
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630. - Are you happy?
- I'm not happy, no.
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631. But the car is not far.
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632. We're just not going to be able to
find it in the dark.
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633. Are you absolutely, positively sure?
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634. Yes. I'm so sorry, man.
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635. We can probably still
get the DAT back tomorrow.
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636. We have to. We have to.
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637. We Will. We Will.
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638. We will get the DAT back
before it's due back tomorrow.
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639. I've got to get the fucking camera back.
I got to fucking work.
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640. - Everything will get back tomorrow.
- I got to work.
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641. I'm supposed to be at work
tomorrow at 9:00, man.
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642. - I know.
- It's fine.
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643. - Let's just go to sleep. Let's go to sleep.
- Let's camp. Let's just fucking camp, okay?
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644. I want to get it.
I want to get it from inside the tent.
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645. Whatever it was last night,
it sounds like the same fucking thing.
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646. Where's my boots? Fuck, it's cold.
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647. Hello?
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648. Oh, shit. It's fucking freezing.
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649. There.
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650. What?
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651. I hear it.
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652. I don't hear shit.
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653. You hear that?
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654. Shit.
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655. Hello?
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656. Oh, fuck.
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657. I think it's just a deer.
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658. It could be deer, I guess.
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659. I don't fucking think it's deer, though, man.
It sounds exactly like the shit last night.
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660. It's on all sides of us.
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661. - It's got to be just, like, a deer.
- It was a deer, man.
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662. - I think it was a fucking...
- It wasn't like last night.
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663. - Did you hear anything?
- Yes! Fucking listen.
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664. Okay, let's get it on DAT.
Let's get it on DAT. Be quiet.
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665. - Okay, it's on.
- Okay.
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666. Jesus Christ! What the fuck is that? Fuck!
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667. It's obviously not scared by our yelling.
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668. - But it sounds like footsteps.
- I know. That's a fucking person.
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669. Mikey, I'm not seeing shit on video.
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670. I'm going to leave the rest for DAT,
all right?
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671. I'm going to stay out here with you, though.
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672. You got to fucking stay out here with me.
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673. - I am, I am.
- What time is it?
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674. Is it fucking anywhere
near morning right now?
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675. - Let's see...
- Please say it's fucking 5:00 or some shit.
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676. - 3:00.
- Fuck! This is bullshit.
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677. This is absolutely fucking crazy.
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678. I'm sorry, Mike.
We should be out of here already.
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679. This has got nothing, nothing to do
with what the fuck we're here for.
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680. I swear to God, this is bullshit.
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681. Woke up this morning just,
like, two seconds ago,
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682. and there are piles of rocks
outside of our tent.
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683. There are three, actually.
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684. Are you seriously fucking positive
those weren't there
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685. - when we went to bed last night?
- I am seriously fucking positive
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686. these were not here.
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687. How would we have, like,
just made a campsite
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688. in between three piles of rocks,
just by coincidence?
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689. You don't think this is strange?
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690. This is way fucking weird,
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691. but it really doesn't matter at this point
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692. because all I want to do
is get to the goddamn car.
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693. Whatever it is, man... Whatever it is
at this point... Whatever it is...
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694. I know, I know.
We have to get back to the car.
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695. - We're obviously not wanted here...
- Okay, okay...
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696. - ... so let's get the hell out.
- We're going home.
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697. We have to go...
We have to get the DAT back anyway.
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698. - I realize that. That's what I'm saying.
- Okay, let's go.
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699. Let's get the DAT back.
Let's get our shit packed up.
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700. - We're out of here. We're out of here.
- Let's walk.
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701. - Can we just walk?
- Yes. We're out of here.
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702. Okay. Cool.
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703. I can't believe we have to leave
just when shit's happening.
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704. Heather, put the fucking camera down.
Let's pack up the tent.
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705. - Okay. Hang on.
- Let's get the fuck out of the woods, okay?
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706. - Come on.
- No, I'm not fucking scared.
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707. I'm just tired, I'm hungry, I'm fucking, like...
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708. I'm just fucking done, man.
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709. - All right.
- I'm just fucking done.
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710. Did you take it?
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711. No, I didn't take the fucking map, man.
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712. I'm not playing head games.
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713. If anyone's playing head games,
you're playing head games.
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714. But I'm not playing head games.
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715. I don't have it. We have to go.
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716. I'm serious. I don't have it.
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717. - Are you fucking serious?
- I'm fucking serious.
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718. I don't have the map, okay?
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719. - Heather, that is so not cool, man.
- I know it's not cool.
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720. - That is so not cool.
- I know it's not cool.
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721. That is... That...
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722. I mean, that's the fucking,
like, least responsible thing
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723. you could have possibly done, man.
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724. I know that.
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725. You really don't have it?
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726. - One of you have got to have the map.
- No, I don't have the map.
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727. We gave it back to you
after map check yesterday.
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728. You've always had the map.
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729. I know, and I've always had
the map in the same place,
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730. and if it's not there,
one of you had to have taken it.
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731. I'm not going into your fucking pants
to get your goddamn map, man.
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732. I just checked my pocket,
it's not in my pants.
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733. Look, would I go in and get your map?
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734. All I want to do is get out of here, man.
I'm not fucking around.
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735. - That's all I want, too, man.
- Let's go.
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736. No, you want to stay here,
you want to film rocks,
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737. you want to look around,
you want to fucking, like,
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738. - get this, you want to get that.
- Let's go.
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739. - Which way are we walking?
- That way.
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740. Dude, we're in the middle
of the fucking woods!
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741. We're in the middle of the goddamn woods.
We can walk anyway...
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742. We're going this way 'cause that's the way
we've been going for a fucking day.
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743. We're going this way, and that's it.
We gotta come across something.
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744. I gave you the map, Josh.
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745. - I gave you back the map, Heather.
- I gave you the map.
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746. I gave you back the map.
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747. - Let's just go.
- All I'm saying is, we can move
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748. as fast as we want, but if we have
no fucking clue where we're moving to,
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749. then it really doesn't matter, does it?
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750. We're following the creek
and Mike seems satisfied with that.
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751. Would you guys stop it?
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752. We are gone. We are fucked, we are done,
we are dead, we're fucked.
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753. I'm just going to stay here.
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754. When you guys find somebody,
tell them I'm under this tree with the vine.
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755. All blame aside...
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756. - This is really fucked up.
- I know.
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757. - Yeah.
- I know.
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758. We really, really, really need
to work together.
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759. - Exactly. Exactly.
- I realize this.
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760. Okay, so we deal with the fact
that my camera's not going to be back,
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761. your DAT's not going to be back.
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762. No blame from now on about that shit.
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763. Look, serious,
the area's not that fucking big.
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764. Exactly.
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765. It's very hard to get lost
in America these days,
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766. and it's even harder to stay lost.
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767. So, we have that on our side. What?
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768. We're doing a pretty goddamn good job
of being lost.
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769. Because at this point,
when you're not home today,
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770. when I'm not home today,
people are going to start noticing.
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771. Like, my girlfriend
is definitely going to notice
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772. that I'm not back today,
and that I haven't fucking called.
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773. I mean, if I called, it would be one thing.
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774. But, you know, if I just get back,
like, don't get back, period,
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775. and I don't call, she's going to notice.
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776. Which means that by tonight,
if we haven't found shit,
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777. someone's going to be looking for us.
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778. Oh, no.
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779. Don't come this way. Go another way.
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780. Go down there. I just got my whole shit wet.
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781. Oh, shit. Well, let's try it this way.
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782. I don't think you want to try this way.
I think you want to try the other way.
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783. If we didn't have these fucking packs,
it would be so much easier.
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784. - I don't mean to laugh.
- Dude, my feet are wet.
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785. Are you... Is that Michael laughing?
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786. - Shut the fuck up and cross the stream.
- He's laughing.
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787. Michael, that is the first time
I've heard you laugh in days.
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788. I'm really happy you find it very amusing
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789. that I'm going to be
incredibly uncomfortable
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790. for the rest of the day.
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791. Dude, uncomfortable just does not even...
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792. Can we keep going, please?
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793. No, we're going to chill out.
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794. I thought you wanted to get to the car.
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795. Oh, boy!
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796. - Okay, come on. Let's get up here.
- Oh, shit.
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797. You guys weren't lying to me
about the map, were you?
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798. 'Cause this just seems like
you guys are having
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799. just a little bit too much fun for my taste.
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800. - Heather.
- No, we're just going a little stir-crazy.
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801. Heather, Heather,
if you make me yell at this point,
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802. I'm going to have to yell at you, man.
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803. Come on, seriously, if you have the map,
I just want to know that you have it.
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804. That would just make me happy,
just to know that you have it.
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805. Heather...
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806. If I know that you have it,
and I can at least see it,
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807. I will feel much better.
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808. Like, all we're trying to do
is be cool with you.
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809. I find it very cool that I get laughed at
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810. because my shoes are wet
for the rest of the day.
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811. I find it fucking hilarious.
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812. Heather, dude, all our shoes are wet.
We were laughing at the situation.
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813. - Fine.
- We're fucking hungry, we're fucking tired.
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814. What the hell else are we supposed
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815. - to do at this point?
- You know what?
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816. I kicked the...
I'm sorry, it's fucked up, it's fucked up.
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817. But I kicked that fucking map
into the creek yesterday.
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818. It was useless.
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819. I kicked that fucker into the creek.
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820. I fucking hope he's kidding.
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821. - Mike?
- Holy shit.
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822. - I really fucking hope he's kidding.
- Mike, are you kidding?
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823. - I really fucking hope he's kidding.
- Mike, are you fucking kidding?
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824. I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry.
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825. You've got to be kidding me.
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826. - You have got to fucking be kidding me!
- You think this is a fucking game?
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827. - Get the fuck off me, man.
- What the fuck?
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828. Are you out of your fucking mind?
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829. No, I'm not out of my mind!
That map wasn't doing shit for us.
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830. Do you realize... Not to you,
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831. - but I knew what the fuck that map said!
- I'm sorry!
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832. - You are a fucking asshole!
- I'm sorry.
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833. - You're a fucking asshole! And if we...
- That map wasn't doing shit all day!
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834. If we get hurt or we die out here,
it's your fucking fault!
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835. It is your fucking fault! Do you understand?
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836. I can't believe
you could be such an asshole!
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837. - What the fuck were you thinking?
- You're just fucking with my shit here!
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838. Okay, no... I'm not, I'm not...
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839. - That map was useless!
- If this was your own...
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840. - That map was useless!
- It was useless to you!
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841. Okay. .. Okay-
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842. This is not
why I brought you out here, man.
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843. - Okay. Okay.
- I'm sorry about the map, man.
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844. - What can I say?
- "Sorry"?
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845. - The map wasn't doing shit.
- Please, just don't say "sorry."
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846. The map was not worth shit to you.
I knew exactly
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847. - where we were on that map.
- It wasn't worth shit to both of you.
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848. - I asked you...
- I knew exactly where we were
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849. - on that map!
- Listen to me!
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850. Yesterday, I asked you
what fucking river we were on...
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851. You shut up
or I'm going to fucking stick your head...
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852. Turn this fucking camera off!
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853. Give me the compass.
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854. You've betrayed us all beyond...
Way fucking beyond...
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855. - Bullshit, man.
- Give me the compass.
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856. You betrayed us when you couldn't
get us out of the woods last night.
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857. Yeah, thanks.
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858. - Can I hold the fucking compass now?
- No!
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859. - Can I hold the fucking compass?
- No.
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860. I bought the compass.
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861. - If you wanted a compass...
- I don't give a shit.
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862. You should have bought
your own fucking compass.
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863. You fucked us up. He fucked us up.
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864. - I don't know why you can't admit...
- Let's just keep walking south.
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865. that you've been screwed from
the moment we got out here, man.
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866. Because I haven't! Because I haven't.
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867. Why are we stopped?
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868. Why are we stopped?
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869. - Does... Does anybody have a...
- Just don't. Just don't.
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870. Does anybody have a reason
why we're stopped?
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871. That's all I'm asking you.
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872. What about the plan to keep going south?
We all seemed very happy with that plan.
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873. Why is that not a thing anymore?
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874. Jesus Christ.
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875. - What?
- There's all sorts of stuff down here!
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876. - What kind of stuff?
- Like, voodoo shit.
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877. - What?
- Like, voodoo stuff.
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878. - It's hanging all over. Look around you.
- No way.
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879. - They're all over the place.
- Holy shit.
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880. Come up here, quick! I need to use the CP.
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881. Yeah, there's all sorts of shit up here, man.
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882. This is fucking crazy shit.
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883. - Please, I got to get this on 16.
- Take the fucking camera.
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884. - What the fuck is this?
- I have no idea.
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885. Jesus Christ, that's fucking creepy.
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886. This is no redneck.
No redneck is this creative.
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887. - Can we get out of here now?
- Yeah, please?
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888. Okay, I've got everything on video, man.
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889. Jesus Christ, I didn't even
fucking see these, man.
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890. That's it, Heather.
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891. Heather, you've got enough, man. Let's go.
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892. - That's enough!
- Stop taping! Please, stop taping!
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893. - We've got it! It's enough!
- Okay.
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894. Okay, okay, okay, we're leaving right now.
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895. Okay. Okay, we're out of here.
We're out of here. I'm leaving.
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896. Come on! Turn it off!
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897. Help! Help!
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898. Please, help us!
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899. Help us!
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900. This is not the way to get out of here.
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901. Fuck!
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902. Fuck!
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903. I think it's safe to say at this point
that we're lost,
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904. and I don't know what to do.
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905. I think we should all get inside the tent.
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906. All right.
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907. Let's not light a fire tonight.
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908. - Yeah.
- Because two nights in a row we've lit a fire.
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909. We didn't light one the first night...
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910. - And nothing happened.
- ... and nothing happened.
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911. We light fires, they know.
I haven't heard anything follow us.
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912. - We should even turn that light off, too.
- All right. All right.
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913. Seriously, man. Anything that's going
to attract attention to us at this point.
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914. Okay. Let's just go to sleep.
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915. What's going on?
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916. Oh, God.
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917. What's that sound?
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918. Jesus!
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919. - Jesus Christ, what if it's...
- What was that?
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920. - Jesus Christ.
- I'm going to put jeans on.
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921. Jesus! Jesus!
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922. Take the video camera.
No, get the DAT ready.
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923. I'm going to take the video camera.
I'm gonna record this shit.
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924. Oh, dear God! Oh, dear God!
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925. Go! Fucking go!
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926. Oh, God!
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927. God! Fucking God!
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928. - Hurry up!
- I'm coming!
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929. My boots aren't laced.
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930. Oh, my God! What the fuck is that?
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931. What the fuck is that?
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932. Shit!
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933. Oh, my God!
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934. Mike, where are you going?
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935. Holy shit.
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936. Turn the lights off. Turn the lights off.
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937. Turn that light off. Turn it off, Josh.
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938. All lights Off. All lights Off.
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939. All lights Off. All lights Off.
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940. - I'm soaking.
- It's okay.
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941. What's that? What the fuck is going on?
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942. What the fuck is going on?
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943. Did you hear that baby screaming?
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944. Shut the fuck up.
There's no fucking baby out there.
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945. - Yes, there was.
- There's no fucking baby out there.
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946. Okay. Okay. Okay.
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947. I haven't heard anything since we ran away.
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948. Oh, my God, it's cold.
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949. - We should be quiet, okay?
- Okay, okay.
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950. We should be quiet.
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951. I don't hear anything anymore.
Maybe we should go back.
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952. How long have we been here?
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953. I don't know. A fucking hour.
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954. The sun's up. We're okay now.
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955. Let's just get back. Let's pack shit up.
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956. - Let's get out.
- Okay.
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957. What the fuck, man?
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958. - Where's my pack?
- Your pack is right there. Where's my pack?
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959. What the fuck, man?
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960. How come we're getting
fucked with like this?
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961. They just opened it up.
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962. - They spilled all my fucking water.
- That looks like slime, man.
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963. It's just water, man.
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964. - It is slime. What the fuck is that?
- It's slime, dude.
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965. Let's get this shit packed up
and get out of here.
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966. - Come on, Heather. Turn that thing off.
- Heather, come on, let's go.
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967. Heather, let's move it.
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968. I'm not interested in anything anymore.
Let's go.
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969. - I know! I know!
- So, turn it off.
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970. Just relax for just a second.
Have we gotten everything here?
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971. - Like I give a shit.
- Whose shit was thrown around?
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972. - Who specifically?
- It's my shit!
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973. - My shit.
- Why you?
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974. Let's go! Let's go.
Are you not scared enough?
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975. No, but why you?
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976. - Put the camera down. This is not funny.
- I'm coming.
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977. Do I look like I'm laughing at all?
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978. No, but you're going around
doing your documentary thing, man.
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979. - You're still doing your fucking thing.
- Don't fucking...
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980. Then turn the goddamn thing off!
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981. If you bite me one more time,
I will throw you in the fucking woods.
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982. You touch my camera one more time,
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983. - I'll bite you again.
- Turn that thing off!
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984. - Sorry.
- I didn't mean it, okay?
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985. - Are you all right?
- I'm fine. I just...
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986. I want to go home, but it's important...
I just want to get what we can.
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987. What the fuck?
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988. Is this possible?
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989. Okay, all right.
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990. Here I go.
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991. I hate crossing streams on logs.
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992. If I never cross another stream
on a log for the rest of my life,
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993. I will die a happy girl.
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994. I see why you like
this video camera so much.
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995. - You do?
- It's not quite reality.
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996. Reality says we got to move.
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997. No, but it's totally like
a filtered reality, man.
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998. It's like you can pretend
everything's not quite the way it is.
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999. Just leave him alone for now.
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1000. - We need to go.
- Just leave him alone for five minutes.
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1001. - Mike...
- Just leave him alone.
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1002. Five minutes. Come on. He's lost it.
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1003. I know that, but we're all on the brink
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1004. - of losing it.
- I know we are.
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1005. - We got to take care of each other.
- I know.
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1006. And there's no way we're taking care of him
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1007. if we're going to throw the camera
in his face if he's crying.
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1008. - I know that.
- I know you know.
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1009. I know we're both about to lose it,
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1010. - but let's try and keep the last wits we have.
- We have to...
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1011. I understand we have to go.
Believe me, I know.
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1012. It's hard for all of us to hold it together.
We need to get out of here
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1013. - in one piece, and this is not helping.
- I know this.
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1014. You're not telling me
anything I don't know.
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1015. - Just let him have his...
- Does anybody have a cigarette?
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1016. - No, man.
- No, there's none left.
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1017. Nobody has any cigarettes?
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1018. We're out.
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1019. What the fuck was this blue jelly shit
all over my shit?
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1020. Let's go. Let's go.
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1021. If we keep going south, we will get out.
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1022. Please.
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1023. I don't want to set up camp
another fucking night, man.
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1024. - Josh, none of us do.
- I know. I know you don't.
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1025. Whatever it is, is going to come back.
We know that for a fact.
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1026. We don't know that for a fact.
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1027. It came three nights in a row,
and it's getting worse every night.
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1028. I would love to hear this right now.
I really would.
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1029. I'm just trying to say that,
you know, we have to
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1030. - rationally say...
- I know.
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1031. They might very well go on forever
compared to our footsteps.
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1032. Not possible.
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1033. - Not possible in this country.
- Why is it not possible?
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1034. Because this is America
and it's not possible.
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1035. We've destroyed
most of our natural resources.
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1036. Let's just keep going.
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1037. No, that's the tree we crossed.
That tree is down. That's the same one.
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1038. - Oh, God!
- No. Oh, no.
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1039. You've got to be kidding me! This is a joke!
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1040. - No...
- This is not funny!
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1041. Mike, just please stop.
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1042. Please... Please stop.
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1043. Please stop.
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1044. - Please stop.
- Oh, no!
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1045. No. No, Mike, it's not the same log.
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1046. - It's not the same log, Mike.
- It's the same one!
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1047. - Look, it's not.
- It is! Open your eyes!
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1048. It's not the same log.
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1049. It's not...
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1050. It's not the same log.
Copy !req
1051. Fuck.
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1052. - Fuck!
- It's the same log.
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1053. - Fuck!
- Fuck!
Copy !req
1054. It's the same log.
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1055. Fuck you, God!
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1056. It's the same log.
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1057. Okay.
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1058. It's okay. It's okay.
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1059. It's okay. It's okay.
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1060. Where do you want to go to camp?
I guess today south didn't work out,
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1061. so tomorrow we'll go east.
I don't know what to say, Josh.
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1062. How the fuck did we walk south
all day and wind up...
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1063. We've walked south all clay, okay?
We walked south all fucking clay.
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1064. I don't know how we ended up here.
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1065. Do you expect me to do something
or say something?
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1066. What do you want to do, Josh?
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1067. Josh?
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1068. I want to make movies, Heather.
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1069. Isn't that what we're here to do?
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1070. - Let's make some movies.
- Fuck you.
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1071. Fuck you. Really. Fuck you.
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1072. Please, let's not fight. Please.
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1073. Come on, I can't. I can't listen to fighting.
I can%fight
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1074. We're screwed and that's it.
Please stop fighting.
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1075. Both of you.
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1076. I'll do the first watch.
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1077. I got first watch.
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1078. - Come on, you can do better than that.
- This is not the place or the time, guys.
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1079. - We have things to prepare for here.
- Okay, here's your motivation.
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1080. You're lost, you're angry in the woods,
and no one here is here to help you.
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1081. There's a fucking witch
and she keeps leaving shit
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1082. - outside your door.
- Josh.
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1083. There's no one here to help you.
She left little trinkets.
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1084. - Josh.
- You fucking took one of them.
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1085. She ran after us.
There's no one here to help you.
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1086. - Josh!
- We walked for 15 hours today.
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1087. We ended up in the same place.
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1088. - There's no one here to help you.
- Just stop.
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1089. - Josh!
- That's your motivation!
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1090. Would you please stop?
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1091. That's your motivation.
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1092. - Please stop.
- Josh. Just quit it.
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1093. - She's had enough.
- Please stop.
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1094. Come on, man, you got her back. Good one.
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1095. No, she's still making movies, man.
That's my point.
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1096. - Please stop.
- This is my point here.
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1097. It's all I fucking have left, okay?
Just please stop.
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1098. Please stop.
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1099. Just please stop yelling at me, please.
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1100. Come on, I'm fucking tired
of crying all day here.
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1101. We got to think like human beings.
We have things to prepare for.
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1102. We got to make shifts. We got lots to do.
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1103. You going to write us
a happy ending, Heather?
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1104. Come on, man, turn it off.
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1105. You're getting like she was.
Come on, turn it off.
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1106. Dude, I can't believe we're even
stitching those pants at this point, man.
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1107. Well, I'm cold, man.
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1108. - I know.
- I hear you.
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1109. - I know.
- The smallest comforts we can get are good.
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1110. Doesn't it just seem absurd, though,
at this point?
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1111. Yes, it does.
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1112. A lot of things seem absurd.
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1113. Like sleeping right where we were
pretty much sleeping last night.
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1114. That's just fucking me up, period.
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1115. That's just fucked up, man. That's just...
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1116. - I'm sorry, man.
- You chill. It's all right.
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1117. - I'm sorry, Heather.
- It's okay.
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1118. Who wants a cheeseburger?
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1119. I do. I do.
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1120. - I got a cheeseburger in my back pocket.
- Do you?
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1121. Can I have a light to cut this?
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1122. - You know what I fucking love?
- What?
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1123. Mashed potatoes.
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1124. Me, too.
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1125. My mom's mashed potatoes.
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1126. You'll have them again very soon.
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1127. My mom's mashed potatoes
and a piece of ass.
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1128. Josh!
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1129. Fuck, Mike, we never go out of earshot.
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1130. - Josh!
- Hold on, calm down.
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1131. How could I...
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1132. Josh!
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1133. Josh!
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1134. Josh!
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1135. He's probably at the river or something.
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1136. If he was at the river,
he could hear me from here.
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1137. - Josh!
- Josh!
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1138. Got to wait for him to respond.
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1139. - Do you remember what he said yesterday?
- What?
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1140. About the shit on his bag, about how...
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1141. Josh!
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1142. Let's go. We got to find him.
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1143. - Come on.
- We can't even find the car!
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1144. How the fuck are we going to find Josh?
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1145. Heather, come on.
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1146. - No. No.
- Come on, come on.
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1147. - I'm fine.
- Come here, come on.
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1148. Relax, relax.
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1149. All right, we'll relax.
We'll break down the tent.
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1150. When he's back, we'll be ready to go, okay?
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1151. I'm losing my mind, Mike.
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1152. - Josh hasn't come back.
- Heather!
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1153. - I'm over here, Mike.
- Okay.
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1154. I don't know if Josh ran off. I don't...
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1155. All his shit's here.
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1156. I've got the camera.
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1157. I don't know how the fuck
I'm going to hike with that camera, but...
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1158. You sure you want to
take the fucking camera?
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1159. We've got to take the camera.
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1160. How do you feel about east?
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1161. How do you feel about east?
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1162. Well, south didn't work.
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1163. Which wicked witch was worse,
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1164. The Wicked Witch of the East
or The Wicked Witch of the West?
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1165. The Wicked Witch of the West
was the bad one.
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1166. Well, let's go east.
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1167. What the hell's that?
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1168. Josh?
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1169. Josh!
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1170. We're going to put up the tent now.
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1171. I'm going to have a meatball.
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1172. - Just one meatball?
- And a long, red glass of wine.
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1173. Yeah, I would definitely
have a whole fucking bottle of Bordeaux.
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1174. And a fresh pack of smokes.
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1175. Smokes would be good,
and a long, hot bath.
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1176. And a big pumpkin pie.
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1177. A big pumpkin pie. With ice cream?
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1178. - Warm, with melty ice cream.
- Yeah, that sounds good.
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1179. What's your favorite thing
to do on a Sunday?
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1180. It used to be drive to the woods
and go hiking.
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1181. But I think that...
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1182. - That might change now.
- I think you can scratch that off.
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1183. Oh, God.
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1184. Should we go for him?
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1185. Is it a trick?
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1186. Josh?
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1187. Josh!
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1188. - It's stopped.
- Josh!
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1189. Where's it coming from?
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1190. Josh!
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1191. Josh, where are you?
Tell me where you are!
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1192. Oh, my God!
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1193. No.
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1194. Fuck. Oh, God.
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1195. Do you think that it's them fucking with us?
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1196. I don't know.
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1197. Josh!
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1198. - Is it over here?
- No, it's over here.
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1199. Josh!
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1200. We'll look for him.
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1201. I don't know if it's really him.
I don't know if it's really him.
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1202. Josh!
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1203. I don't even know where to look.
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1204. Josh!
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1205. Tell me where you are, Josh!
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1206. Mike?
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1207. - Please don't fall asleep.
- I can't fall asleep.
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1208. Whatever it is, knows that Josh is gone.
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1209. If that was Josh,
he would have said where he was.
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1210. Whatever it was, sounded like Josh.
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1211. See.
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1212. I just want to show that Mike is here.
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1213. He's sleeping.
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1214. Oh, shit.
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1215. What the hell is that?
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1216. - Mike?
- What?
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1217. There's something out here.
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1218. Okay. Okay. Okay.
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1219. Okay, I'm just going to move it
from the front of the tent.
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1220. - Get rid of it.
- Okay. I'm taking it away.
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1221. I'm taking it away from the front of the tent.
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1222. I'm just throwing it.
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1223. Okay.
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1224. We'll just keep walking.
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1225. - Okay?
- Okay.
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1226. - Just keep walking.
- Okay.
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1227. I found some cigarettes.
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1228. I found them all the way
at the bottom of my pack.
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1229. Which means we're still alive,
'cause we're smoking.
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1230. Okay.
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1231. I'm just going to undo this very quietly
and see what's in here.
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1232. It's all full Of blood.
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1233. No.
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1234. Shit. Shit.
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1235. Shit.
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1236. Shit.
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1237. Oh, my God.
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1238. Oh, my God.
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1239. Okay.
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1240. Okay, see? Okay...
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1241. Yeah?
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1242. - What are you doing?
- I'm okay. I'm just washing my hands off.
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1243. - What?
- I'm just washing my hands off.
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1244. I'm fine. I'm going to put my gloves on...
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1245. I'm going to put my gloves on my hands.
I'm going to put my gloves on my hands.
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1246. I'm going to put my gloves on my hands.
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1247. - You all right?
- I'm okay. I'm okay.
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1248. Okay.
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1249. I'm okay. I'm okay.
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1250. - You need help?
- No, no. No, I don't need any help.
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1251. I'm okay.
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1252. - What happened?
- Nothing. Nothing happened.
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1253. I'm just very hungry and I'm very tired
and I'm very scared
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1254. - and I just want to go home, okay?
- Okay.
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1255. But I'm fine, and we're both okay.
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1256. Okay.
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1257. My hair's caught.
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1258. Thank you. Thank you.
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1259. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
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1260. 2,130 games,
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1261. one more season and Cal Ripken is king!
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1262. Cal Ripken is king!
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1263. And I won't get to see it
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1264. 'cause I'll be in the woods!
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1265. Tell me you're not eating a dry leaf.
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1266. I just want to apologize
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1267. to Mike's mom and Josh's mom
and my mom...
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1268. And I'm sorry to everyone.
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1269. I was very naive.
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1270. I am so, so sorry
for everything that has happened
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1271. because in spite of what Mike says now,
it is my fault
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1272. because it was my project
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1273. and I insisted.
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1274. I insisted on everything.
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1275. I insisted that we weren't lost.
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1276. I insisted that we keep going.
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1277. I insisted that we walk south.
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1278. Everything had to be my way
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1279. and this is where we've ended up.
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1280. And it's all because of me
that we're here now,
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1281. hungry and cold
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1282. and hunted.
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1283. I love you, Mom and Dad.
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1284. I am so sorry.
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1285. What is that?
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1286. I'm scared to close my eyes.
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1287. I'm scared to open them.
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1288. Oh, God.
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1289. I'm going to die out here.
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1290. - You got it?
- You ready?
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1291. Somebody!
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1292. - Jesus Christ.
- Please don't go out there.
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1293. - Okay.
- You ready?
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1294. Here, take this light.
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1295. Please!
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1296. It's okay. It can't be him.
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1297. Please, follow my voice!
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1298. Holy shit. It's a house.
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1299. - Holy shit.
- Watch your step.
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1300. Holy shit. Holy shit.
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1301. Josh?
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1302. Mike. Mike. Mike.
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1303. - Mike?
- Come on.
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1304. Mike, where the fuck are you?
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1305. Come on. In the house.
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1306. Mike, do not go in there, please.
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1307. Mike.
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1308. Mike?
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1309. Mike!
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1310. Mike, please.
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1311. - Mike, where are you?
- I'm right here!
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1312. - Where is he?
- Mike, please don't do this.
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1313. - Is he in here?
- No.
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1314. Jesus.
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1315. Where is he?
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1316. Do we go upstairs?
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1317. I hear him. I hear him.
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1318. I hear you! Josh?
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1319. I'm going upstairs!
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1320. Oh, God.
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1321. You hear that?
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1322. Where is he? Where are you?
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1323. Come on. Josh?
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1324. I hear him downstairs.
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1325. Come on! I hear him downstairs!
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1326. - Mike!
- Come on!
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1327. - Mike!
- Josh!
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1328. Wait!
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1329. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
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1330. - Josh?
- Mike!
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1331. - Josh, is that you down there?
- Mike!
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1332. Mike!
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1333. Josh.
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1334. Mike!
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1335. Mike!
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1336. Mike!
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1337. Mike!
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1338. Mike!
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1339. Mike!
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1340. Mike!
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1341. Mike! Mike!
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