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but she sure ain't light.
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What is that, a Polaris?
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- Yeah.
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33. Yeah, well, I've been hearing that for
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46. Pleasure.
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- Yes.
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under Alaskan statutes,
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for seven years
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declared dead.
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to another year
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concerning the motion.
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68. So, even though your brother's status
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74. Yes, this is Mr. Barnell.
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77. EXcuse me?
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101. Honey, I'm home!
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105. Well, we are all registered psychics here.
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So what's up?
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109. Well, I need you to clear your
mind for a few moments.
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110. It's stew. I don't think it's still good.
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111. Hey, aren't you with a customer?
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113. How is he the tea leaf business today?
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114. I've decided, from now on, to ignore you
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115. And it's going very well, thank you.
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117. Do you have a sofa?
Good! Glad I could help.
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you've called us, Mrs...
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potential relationship problems.
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an anXious day for you.
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136. Hey, you know our only relationship
problem is that you're running a dollar,
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out of my living room.
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138. Don't call it a scam.
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139. Wait you didn't just call this
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143. Now, I need you to really concentrate
and I'll be right back.
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when it was frozen.
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148. We have a chance to move up here, Gary,
so let's just do what we're told.
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149. What's he gonna do, have him stuffed?
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150. Like the guy's not gonna end up
in a landfill anyway.
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190. Well, that's great. You and Mrs. Barnell
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191. How is she?
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192. Better.
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194. Collecting, Mrs. Barnell.
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195. Daniel, you pussy little cocksucker.
I'll get my purse.
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196. It's twelve dollars.
I missed you last time.
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197. Jerk off. Jerk off.
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198. Jerk off. Jerk off, jerk off, jerk off.
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199. Tell your slut mom I said hi.
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201. Some days are betterthan others.
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You feel like some wine?
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- Yeah.
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about something.
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Well, what you say Bobbie Ray?
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Lights on the deck.
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It's time for my medicine.
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220. - That's okay. That's okay, okay,
- Let me get a towel.
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I'd like the next one on the other leg, please.
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for clearing the driveway.
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- Yes, she is.
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- Cheese!
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- That's not the point, Tiffany.
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most important thing in my life.
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You wanna take me right here?
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his brother's leg?
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about insurance...
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Bad news, he disappeared.
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and tried to cash in.
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then we've got no case.
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we got a Great Escape Travel, hair joint.
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wanna take our friend?
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wallet and that's how they tracked you down.
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- Any idea what he was doing out there?
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- No, thank you.
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my brother died in the attack.
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387. Yes, sir, Mr. Barnell, and it shouldn't
take more than a few days.
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a little bit more about your brother?
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- Don't be mad.
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- I know. I know.
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in the genetic history..."
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easily diagnosed. No..."
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407. "... onset before the age of 18
and no genetic history..."
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our previous discussions..."
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"... OCD, ODD, ADHP..."
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410. It's what's going down
at the beginning of the century.
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and mineral...
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we think it is, you know?
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Kind and giving.
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a sudden, but I did. I really, really did.
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- No, that's nonsense talk. Come here.
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- I know, sweetie.
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for what you have we can.
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- Yeah.
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441. Shit bag.
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442. That's my girl.
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443. Yeah, hi. This is Ted Watters
from Liberty Capital.
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444. I was wondering if I could get a complete
credit workup on a Raymond Barnell
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445. and a Paul Barnell, as well.
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446. Yes, I will hold.
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447. You start the month ends yet?
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448. Oh, can you take care of that for me?
I'm kinda working on something here, Cam.
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449. Oh, God. You're not still
on the Barnell thing, are you?
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450. I went to go see him.
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451. And? And?
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452. So, trust me, something's not right.
I can smell it. Just help me buy a week.
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453. We're gonna get in such trouble.
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454. Okay, from now on, you can come along
with me on everything.
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455. No more Cam goes to the coffee room
and Ted disappears forthree hours?
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456. I'll try, yeah.
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457. And you'll work on your interpersonal skills?
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458. - Yes.
- Good.
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459. Now, if you'll eXcuse me,
I'll go start covering your ass.
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460. Oh, hi. Yeah, sorry.
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461. Are all these yours?
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462. Greatest sport on earth.
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463. Moved to a compound bow two years ago.
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464. Arthritis. Less draw weight.
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465. Tea okay?
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466. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. Thank you.
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467. I was just wondering, did you happen
to talk to Raymond when he got back?
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468. Only saw him the once.
Never spoke to him.
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469. Waved to him.
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470. You waved?
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471. He was clearing my driveway.
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472. Raymond was a real hellcat
when he was younger.
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473. But like they say,
time mellows even the hardest soul.
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474. Was he much of an outdoo
rsman or ahiker or...?
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475. I thought it was Paul at first.
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476. Have you talked to Paul's wife?
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477. Now there's a story.
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478. Not that I'm much of a one for gossip,
but I think that...
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479. I'm sorry. Did you say you thought it
was Paul that did your driveway?
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480. Okay. It turns out that Mr. Barnell
is mortgaged to the nuts.
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481. His business is about one step away
from Chapter 11.
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482. Plus, it's like his brother Raymond
never even eXisted.
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483. There's no credit history,
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484. there's no nothing for the last five years.
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485. Plus the only thing he did
after hisrecent reappearance...
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486. was get some new lD and a new credit
card, but he didn't charge anything.
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487. Less than nothing.
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488. - Okay, well, it's something.
- No, it's not.
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489. - Yes, it is.
- No, it's not.
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490. Claims, Watters.
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491. This is personal.
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492. I promise.
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493. Mr. Barnell, your ears must have been
burning. I was just...
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494. Oh, yeah, sure, yeah.
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495. What time?
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496. Why is God, who is a loving God,
capable of such things?
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497. When someone is taken from us at such
a young age, we often ourselves why.
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498. Bullshit.
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499. What possible purpose could this serve?
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500. But I believe the Apostle Paul,
writing to the Ephesians,
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501. said it best when he said
"All things are done according to God's will."
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502. Nun banger.
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503. Doggies!
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504. Raymond Barnell, Barnell's Travel.
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505. We should have seen it earlier.
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506. We should have checked the funeral
announcements right away.
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507. Mr. Barnell, there was really no hurry
on this. I mean...
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508. we could've waited until later.
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509. We just wrapped up.
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510. This is my wife, Margaret.
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511. Sweetheart, why don't you go
sit in the car and warm up, okay?
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512. Okey dokey, Smokey.
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513. She's been under a lot of stress lately.
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514. I notice the media's here.
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515. They really don't give people
a moment's peace, do they?
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516. I called them.
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517. Really?
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518. They wanted to talk to me about Raymond,
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519. and I thought now would be
an appropriate time.
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520. And you'll just happen to mention
your heartless insurance company
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521. that hasn't paid off your policy yet.
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522. I had to borrow money to pay
for this coffin, Mr. Ted.
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523. Well, you're breaking
my heart, Mr. Barnell.
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524. I doubt that.
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525. They asked to see some personal
photos of Raymond.
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526. Guess this is gonna be a really big story.
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527. Maybe if we walked over there together
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528. and you told them how deeply moved
you were by this tragedy.
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529. Enjoy your press conference, Mr. Barnell.
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530. Raymond left us this shell.
It's all we have to remember him by, really.
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531. Hello, little Bambi.
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532. Where's your mommy?
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533. Getting it from some ten-point buck.
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534. Yes, she is.
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535. She is...
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536. Stay away from our fucking appliances!
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537. Okay, lady, let's just stay calm.
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538. Sorry.
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539. Son of a bitch.
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540. You are in so much trouble!
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541. Lady, so help me...
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542. Let's go again. Let's go... again.
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543. Okay, sir...
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544. In the house!
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545. So you're a souvenir wholesaler?
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546. Forthe cruise ship trade, mostly.
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547. Usual stuff... stuffed animals.
You got your huskies, your moose
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548. your baby seals... your bears, your...
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549. Is that where they came in?
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550. Yeah, through that big hole in the roof.
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551. I got a list of all
the things that are missing.
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552. How much?
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553. We figure about two hundred grand.
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554. Plus fiXing the roof.
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555. Fax over an estimate and we'll have
you a check by Friday.
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556. Ted? Maybe we should take
a look at the irinventory list first.
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557. This is a simple case.
Bad guys stole stuff.
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558. Let's just clear it and get going, okay?
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559. I should tell you, we also had some
VCRs we were holding for another company.
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560. That could run another couple grand.
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561. Wanna wrap this up, Cam?
Gotta go primary sometime!
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562. You try to rape me,
I swearto Christ, I'll bite it off.
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563. Hey, what's going on?
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564. - Don't ask!
- What the hell happened to your face?
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565. Jesus, you look like you ran into...
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566. So what now, you gonna get me
smoking from both ends?
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567. I just came here to look around
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568. and she started hitting me
and yelling at me.
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569. Oh, please.
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570. Is this how you solve our problem?
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571. I didn't have any choice.
Just listen to me, okay?
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572. Yeah, listen. If the fat from your neck
hasn't stopped up your ears.
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573. - Where would we stash her? Your place?
- No, it's too small.
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574. Plus, we'd have to get her in
and out without anyone seeing.
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575. And I've seen that sty
you call an apartment.
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576. You see, it's a bad idea.
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577. They got a whirlpool tub.
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578. With bubbles?
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579. It'd be like a little getaway.
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580. Hey Maggie Magster. You're awfully...
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581. What the hell happened?
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582. What the hell are you doing in our house?
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583. Mr. Barnell.
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584. I believe you have something that
belongs to us.
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585. I don't know what you're talking about.
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586. You don't?
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587. You hear that, Gary?
He don't know what we're talking about.
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588. Guess he doesn't know nothing about a...
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589. dead body in the dumpster
at his place of employment.
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590. So how much did you get?
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591. We had a life insurance policy
on my brother
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592. and we could get...
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593. one hundred thousand dollars.
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594. You know, it's always you quiet guys.
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595. All right, here's how it's gonna work.
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596. We stay here with your little tulip in there
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597. and you go get our guy.
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598. You stay here?
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599. Have the body and let's say
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600. fifty thousand clams for ourtrouble.
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601. You screw with us and we'll start mailing
your wife back to you.
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602. Starting with her feet.
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603. Paul! Are you moving in?
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604. Just for a bit.
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605. She'll come to her senses.
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606. They always do.
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607. Thanks, Mrs. Wherry.
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608. Good night.
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609. Oh, Raymond.
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610. Would it have killed you
to clean up before you left?
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611. State police! Open up!
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612. Police? ls there something wrong?
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613. Hello, brother. Missed ya.
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614. Page sixteen, Paul.
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615. You know what I love about USA Today,
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616. otherthan the bar graphs
and the colored pictures?
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617. They got news from every state
in the Union.
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618. I was eaten by wild fucking animals!
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619. But you know, despite that,
I'm feeling pretty goddamn chipper.
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620. Let me tell you
what's going on here, Raymond.
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621. So where's my money?
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622. Your money? There's no money yet.
They're still investigating.
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623. What'd you get?
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624. Fifty thousand.
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625. I get half.
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626. Sure.
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627. You look good. You lost weight.
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628. I gave up carbs.
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629. I'm getting a health kick.
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630. What you doing out here, anyway?
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631. She not going along with it?
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632. Who, Margaret?
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633. How's she holding up, anyway?
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634. We're having problems.
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635. Any kids?
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636. You still can't get one past the goalie, huh?
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637. Well, it's best not to send
a boy to do a man's job.
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638. So how come you talk like you do?
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639. I mean, cursing all the time.
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640. It's a disease.
It's called Tourette's Syndrome.
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641. I can't control what I say. Turnip.
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642. Really?
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643. Congratulations.
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644. You've just kidnapped
a handicapped person.
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645. I saw on TV where people
with that don't usually curse.
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646. They must have got it wrong.
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647. I don't think so.
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648. It was a movie of the week
based on real events.
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649. And don't people
with Tourette's usually twitch and stuff?
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650. I get it. Sorry. You got a spice rack?
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651. Next to the stove.
What's that supposed to mean?
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652. Nothing. Cumin?
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653. There. There. There.
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654. There, there, there, there, there, there!
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655. And I'm not crazy.
It's a physical disease.
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656. Sometimes I can control it,
and sometimes... l can't.
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657. You can't. You know what I think?
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658. I think this syndrome is something you
read about somewhere and figured...
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659. "Hey, works for me."
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660. Ass. Ass. Ass.
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661. You can completely abdicate
your societal responsibilities.
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662. Say whatever want whenever you want,
and slough it off on an illness.
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663. Ass-rimming ball sucker.
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664. Maybe I should catch this thing.
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665. "Gee, sorry, Your Honor,
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666. I have this disease that makes me
rob 7-Elevens.
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667. It's called I really need a Slurpee disease."
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668. You've never robbed a 7-11 in your life
you shit-eating fuck-weasel.
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669. What kind of a man threatens a woman
with a gun, anyway?
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670. You are so faking it.
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671. You should know.
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672. Is this how you get your kicks,
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673. you overcompensating
pussy little fart sack?
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674. You better shut your mouth
or I'm gonna stick this gun right in it!
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675. You don't scare me. if something bad
was gonna happen,
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676. my psychic would have told me.
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677. You put that down now, you little bitch,
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678. or so help me I'll start yelling
so loud, you'll have to shoot me.
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679. A little help here?
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680. I got Twinkies.
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681. Honey?
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682. You okay?
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683. Wait, this is the important part.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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684. This stops now.
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685. I was watching that.
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686. This case is making me and you crazy.
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687. Especially you.
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688. I'm just trying to be supportive.
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689. Leading eXperts agree that's the number
one complaint men had about their mates.
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690. I don't have any complaints about my, you.
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691. Dead guy's got a record?
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692. Yeah, he beat some guy
up in a bar fight.
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693. He broke the guy's eye socket.
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694. - Honey?
- Yeah.
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695. - I think you should look at this again.
- Okay.
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696. You know, I've been thinking there, Paulie.
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697. After we get her back
from these guys who grabbed her
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698. do you think your wife's
gonna be able to keep her
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699. pretty little mouth shut?
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700. That'd be a first.
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701. 'Cause, you know,
crazy people talk a lot and...
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702. - She's not...
- ... and I'm told that
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703. if you say something to yourtherapist,
they can use that in a courtroom.
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704. We can't afford a therapist, Raymond.
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705. Still, you just might want to think about it.
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706. Think about what?
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707. All I'm saying is,
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708. sometimes a man has
to make problematic decisions.
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709. Cull the herd, so to speak.
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710. Come on, Paulie, I'm just
I'm just fuckin' with you.
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711. Don't be such a stick.
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712. Is that jailhouse humor?
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713. Still...
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714. Mr. Watters.
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715. On the phone you said something
about a resolution to our claim?
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716. Mr. Barnell, why are you staying out here?
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717. My wife and I we're having
a few problems.
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718. Well, that's kind of understandable,
seeing as how you killed that man
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719. and dumped his body out
in the middle of the woods.
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720. Raymond?
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721. No, no, no.
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722. Definitely not Raymond.
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723. I thought it was at first,
but that's what was throwing me.
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724. I don't think I appreciate yourtone, sir.
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725. My tone?
Mr. Barnell, you are going to jail.
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726. I will personally see to that.
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727. I think you should go now.
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728. You are a liar and a thief!
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729. Mr. Watters, I've had a very rough night.
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730. Murderer.
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731. No.
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732. You are a murderer.
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733. What happened to your eye?
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734. Let's say you just step away from him.
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735. You all right there, Paul?
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736. I'm all right, Mrs. Wherry. It's okay.
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737. I can drop him, if you want.
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738. No. I'm all right.
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739. I think you should go.
She can't hold the bow that long.
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740. I got some fishing line,
if you want me to stitch that.
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741. You okay?
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742. Yeah. I'm great.
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743. I haven't called the police yet,
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744. but I can tell you it was certainly tempting.
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745. In my life, I've had dealings
with diseases of the mind and...
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746. he is definitely disturbed.
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747. Watters, it's so good of you to join us.
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748. Mr. Barnell was just telling me
about the last meeting you had.
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749. I caught that, yeah.
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750. And, as you can see,
Mr. Barnell has some concerns.
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751. You don't think I did this.
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752. - I would never...
- His neighbor says otherwise.
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753. Mr. Branch, can I show you something?
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754. I think you would like to see it, too,
Mr. Barnell.
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755. Okay, see? Where's the birthmark?
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756. Your brother's police report listed,
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757. "large, purple birthmark, upper right thigh".
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758. But I don't see it here, not on this body.
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759. You can-you can see it here,
in the-in the picture. See?
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760. So where did it go?
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761. Did it just disappear? Did it all of
a sudden get better, Mr. Barnell?
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762. It did get better, Mr. Watters.
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763. It did?
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764. It got better!
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765. Well, how in the world did that happen?
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766. Well... Raymond, when he came back
from Florida,
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767. he'd had it fiXed.
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768. Laser surgery. Yeah, how like
you remove a tattoo.
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769. I understand.
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770. And it gone.
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771. He did... not! No! He didn't!
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772. What do you mean? Did not.
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773. How can you tell? There's no leg!
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774. You taped my brother's body
in a morgue. And this! What's this?
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775. You stole family pictures!
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776. You videotaped the naked chewed
corpse of my little brother!
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777. What the kind of sick company
are you running here, sir?
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778. This is crazy! This is crazy!
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779. All we have to do is dig up the body
I'm not talking to you!
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780. Dig up the body and check
for laser scars! Dental records!
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781. - All right. All right!
- All right. All right!
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782. Mr. Barnell, I'm so very sorry
that it's come to this.
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783. We will have a check brought to you first
thing in the morning.
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784. Thank you.
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785. Jesus. Thank God he's not suing us.
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786. Tomorrow, you will deliver a check
to Mr. Barnell
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787. with a complete apology.
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788. Mr. Branch, I know how this looks...
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789. It looks like you beat hell
out of a policy holder!
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790. Now, send Cam in here.
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791. While you've been out on
your little Easter egg hunt,
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792. your junior found us a way out
on that warehouse robbery.
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793. Head Office is going to bump him a level.
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794. I'll go get him.
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795. Head Office is very keen on him.
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796. They've asked me
to feel him out about a transfer.
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797. County Coroner.
It's a Disinterment Order.
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798. Hello. Yes, I was wondering
if you could tell me
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799. which department is in charge of...
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800. Sure, I'll hold.
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801. Hang on, Mag Pie. Hang on.
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802. Listen, you little prick!
We want what's coming to us!
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803. I know you are, but what am l?
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804. Gary!
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805. Gary!
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806. Yourturn to deal with it!
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807. if I come out of this bathroom,
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808. I swearto God I'll put
a fucking bullet in her head!
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809. I know you are, but what am l?
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810. Ray. Can I talk to you for a moment?
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811. Ladies.
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812. Ladies.
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813. Listen, who's...?
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814. The prostitutes?
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815. I sure as hell hope so.
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816. 'Cause Jehovah's Witness won't lick your lolly
no matter how much you pay them.
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817. How'd you get them here?
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818. I just put it on my plastic.
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819. It's got my name on it and everything.
"It's everywhere that we want to be."
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820. You can't use this.
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821. No, no, no. Think. Okay? Ray?
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822. You're not using your head, Raymond.
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823. The fuck you say.
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824. What in blazes is that on the counter, Ray?
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825. That's "muh gun", Paul.
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826. Hello?
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827. Hello, Mr. Barnell. It's Jimbo.
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828. Sorry, I can't...
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829. Are you having a party?
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830. There's no party.
Put my wife on the phone.
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831. - Sir, that's not right.
- Now! Please.
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832. - Thirty, sorry, starting now!
- I have to talk to my wife.
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833. Well, he wants to talk to her.
Okay, hold on.
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834. Twenty-five!
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835. Paul, are you entertaining?
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836. Oh, Margaret, no!
Oh, God, Jesus, are you all right?
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837. Fifteen! Have you got the body?
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838. Paul, we need more chips!
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839. Have you got the body?
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840. Paul, the carrot little weasely one
wants to carrot screw me
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841. with his sick carrot little cock.
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842. And he's messing up my kitchen.
Cock, cock, cock, cock...
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843. You sick you don't hurt her!
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844. I didn't say anything like that.
I didn't. Ten seconds! Yes or no?
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845. Paul, where's the chips?
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846. Yes. You'll have it tomorrow.
Now put my wife back...
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847. Hello!
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848. I think I managed to avoid a trace.
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849. We're staying in his house.
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850. Right.
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851. Hello! Can I help you?
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852. Mr. Watters.
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853. Mr. Barnell, l...
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854. I have your check.
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855. Really?
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856. Yeah.
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857. Thank you very much.
I appreciate that. Please sit.
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858. Avis.
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859. Did you have an accident?
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860. Well, no, actually I was mugged.
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861. The police say it was just
a random act of violence,
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862. but who knows, right?
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863. I have to get you to sign right here
where I marked
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864. an X. And...
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865. I'd like to apologize for...
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866. No. No, please. No need.
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867. Well, that's quite the shell.
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868. It's a gift from my brother, Raymond.
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869. He brought it back from Florida for me,
and now it's all I have to remember him by.
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870. Well, that and a million dollars.
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871. Boy, things really worked out for you
this time, didn't they?
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872. - Lots of cash. Newly single guy...
- I'm not single.
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873. Well, what are you gonna do?
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874. You gonna go down to Club Med
and see how much a big bankroll can buy?
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875. Maybe get some hookers?
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876. I love my wife, Mr. Watters.
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877. Very much.
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878. Can we level with each other
for a moment? How... how did...
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879. Avis!
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880. Avis!
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881. I got it.
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882. A second. Thank you.
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883. That's where you went!
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884. That's quite the display.
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885. They do some very nice
in-store promotions.
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886. Here it is, Mr. Barnell.
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887. I thought someone
might have walked out with it.
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888. It's not the best neighborhood.
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889. Sign right by the X.
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890. Avis, will you call Municipal
Light and Power
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891. and tell them I'll be dropping by in a bit?
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892. Thank you.
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893. There's nothing to be embarrassed about.
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894. A lot of people find talking
to a psychic very therapeutic.
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895. So what's on your mind, Carlos?
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896. I have a situation. My wife...
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897. Do you think it's okay to do
something kinda bad to someone
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898. even though they may do something
to someone else that's really bad?
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899. Well, you probably shouldn't break
the law, if you can help it.
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900. Are you really sure
they're gonna do this otherthing?
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901. He said some things.
He said he was joking,
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902. but I think he might do them.
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903. Okay, well, don't think, know.
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904. How close are you
to this other someone else,
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905. the one you're trying to protect?
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906. Have you ever felt like
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907. like your own life didn't even matter
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908. as long as
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909. Listen to me Carlos.
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910. Your wife is an incredibly lucky woman.
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911. I know relationships are tough,
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912. but you you just do what you gotta do
to keep it together, okay?
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913. Remember, love is sacrifice.
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914. I guess you're right.
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915. Okay, so you get tough, all right?
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916. And remember, this call is
for entertainment purposes only.
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917. But call me back and let me know
how it goes, okay?
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918. - Okay.
- All right.
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919. Okay.
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920. So, Miami, huh?
Can you believe that?
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921. One little case and, boom,
you're the flavor of the month.
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922. Congratulations. Why are you here?
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923. To say thanks.
if you hadn't given me a shot on that...
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924. Oh, no, no, no.
Forget about it. I'm trying to.
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925. So, we were all kinda wondering,
what did happen to your face?
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926. Cartrouble.
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927. Should you be driving?
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928. Absolutely not.
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929. Jodie!
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930. We set for the switch tomorrow?
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931. Yeah.
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932. There's a turnout up at Summit
Hill where the snowmobilers park.
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933. Fine.
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934. You guys like it?
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935. Tastes like a rectal polyp.
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936. Now, how would she know?
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937. How would she know?
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938. How would she know?
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939. I coulda had her, you know?
We both know that.
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940. Right?
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941. Oh, yeah, yeah, I just figured she was...
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942. I don't know. You know?
'Cause l... You know?
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943. No, I don't know.
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944. - Okay.
- You ready for a refill?
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945. Does Mrs. Kennedy have a black dress?
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946. - Alrighty.
- Comin' up.
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947. So, rendezvous
at the glaciertomorrow, huh?
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948. First thing in the morning.
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949. Yeah, well, we'll go get her
and do the thing, and...
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950. You rememberthat time in school
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951. when I jumped out and scared you
and you fucking peed all over yourself?
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952. That was a hoot, yeah.
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953. Hey, bottoms up.
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954. Okay. Puddles! You remember
how everybody called you "Puddles"?
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955. Everybody called you "Puddles".
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956. They did.
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957. Puddles!
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958. Yeah, that was funny.
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959. Hey, come on now.
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960. There you go, there you go.
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961. I love you, bro.
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962. You too, pal.
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963. Okay.
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964. It's my tub! Open up!
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965. Finders keepers.
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966. No, I drew the water! Get out!
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967. - Finders keepers.
- Get out of here.
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968. You know this thing has twelve
different settings?
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969. No, Gary I don't. Every time I try to get
in it, somebody else is already there.
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970. Stop that!
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971. Hey, let me ask you something.
Does this look normal?
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972. Oh, Christ!
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973. I read that if it changes color,
you should have it looked at.
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974. Yeah... but not by me!
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975. Hello?
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976. Oh, thank fucking Christ! ls Tiffany there?
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977. No, well, she's gonna be
back in a couple of minutes.
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978. Do you want to call back later?
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979. Well, you should know, fuckwit.
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980. Do you know there's a man with a gun
in my bathroom right now?
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981. Goddamnit, Ted.
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982. Oh, wait, yeah, she's right here.
One second.
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983. Mrs. Barnell?
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984. I'm here, Margaret.
How're you feeling today?
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985. Give me the headset.
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986. What is wrong with you?
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987. Christ! Where do you want to start?
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988. Mrs. Barnell could you speak up a bit?
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989. What's she saying?
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990. Something about the Gay Mafia taking
herto a park to kill her?
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991. Margaret, now are you sure
that these are real people in your house?
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992. Shit on toast.
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993. Jesus! Fucking dog.
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994. Watch out forJodie.
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995. How do you like the bubbles now?
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996. You want to squeak your duck again?
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997. Jesus!
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998. - That really hurts, you know?
- Good!
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999. Why are the flowers talking?
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1000. Are you sure this is it?
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1001. She specifically mentioned
the cocksucking turnout off the highway
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1002. where the snowmobilers like to hang out.
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1003. I'll call you later, okay?
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1004. I won't be here.
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1005. EXcuse me?
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1006. I know relationships aren't gonna be
all sunshine and roses,
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1007. but I'm not really having
that much fun anymore,
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1008. and I don't think you are, either.
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1009. What are you talking about?
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1010. I just I think you need to be
like this right now,
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1011. and I'm not in a good space to deal with it.
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1012. So, what?
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1013. I just, I don't think we should be
like this together.
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1014. Psychic Pals.
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1015. How are you today, Mr. Williams?
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1016. I think she'd be fine with you re-marrying.
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1017. But hang on, let me concentrate...
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1018. I've been... I've been cutting
you out of my life
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1019. and, as a result, our normal communication
channels have been blocked.
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1020. And I think that you coming with me
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1021. would furtherthe development
of our relationship
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1022. and allow us both to realize the...
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1023. the potential of our interpersonalism.
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1024. if you're gonna be sarcastic...
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1025. I'm not being anything.
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1026. Okay. Why do you want me to come?
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1027. Because if you don't,
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1028. then... then I'll have to stay.
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1029. And then, then I'll be mad about that.
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1030. And then, and then I know that
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1031. we'll eventually break up over it.
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1032. And as bad as my life is right now, Tiffany,
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1033. that would make it a million times worse.
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1034. Mr. Williams?
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1035. You know, she's totally cool with it.
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1036. Listen, listen, you're gonna
have to call back.
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1037. I gotta go help my boyfriend.
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1038. See this? This has all the symptoms of
that Tourette's thing...
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1039. and you don't have half of them.
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1040. And?
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1041. And... and you're faking it.
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1042. Magazines don't prove anything.
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1043. Could we please get ther
e in some peace and quiet?
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1044. Magazines prove everything.
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1045. Don't make me pull the car over.
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1046. Okay, so it's called The Listening Game.
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1047. You talk, I listen,
and I can't interrupt. Then we switch.
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1048. I can talk about anything?
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1049. Yes.
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1050. Let's just drop it, okay?
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1051. I'm just saying, she acts like this
'cause you always take her side!
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1052. That little prick!
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1053. I assume you have our friend?
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1054. Of course. Can you let her go now?
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1055. Let's see our guy first.
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1056. How do we know it's him?
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1057. Come on!
Where would I get another one?
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1058. You got the money, Mack?
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1059. So, this is kinda like a really weird
"Law and Order" episode.
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1060. And if Paul Barnell already
killed his brother...
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1061. Yeah, maybe his wife is next.
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1062. Okay, so my turn?
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1063. Yeah.
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1064. Now, a healthy relationship...
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1065. Here we are.
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1066. Can I let her out?
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1067. No! Step away from the car!
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1068. Why did you gag her?
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1069. You know.
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1070. - It's all over. Did they hurt you?
- No, no, no...
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1071. You don't look so good.
Have you been eating?
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1072. - Yeah, I've been. You? Did they feed you?
- Did you drink too much coffee?
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1073. No, you know, when I get busy. You know.
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1074. Did you fall?
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1075. - Yeah, but... Chipped a tooth.
- We'll fiX that when we get home.
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1076. Boy, you look good.
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1077. You smell nice.
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1078. - Yeah.
- Musty.
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1079. How's Jodie?
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1080. She's dead.
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1081. Kidding.
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1082. Pretty good.
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1083. So, do you have a plan here?
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1084. You know, I guess I'm gonna
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1085. I'm gonna go talk to him.
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1086. - Yeah. You don't mind staying here, do
- Sure.
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1087. Wait. When do we call the cops?
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1088. You know, I mean, if he is doing
something then, I'll just,
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1089. I'll wave, okay?
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1090. That's a very good plan.
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1091. Tourists.
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1092. - Wait isn't... isn't that?
- What?
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1093. EXcuse me! EXcuse me!
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1094. Aren't you Raymond Barnell?
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1095. Go away.
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1096. Hey, you know, I don't really know
what's going on here,
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1097. but I was just wondering if maybe
you could come with me to my office
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1098. just for a few minutes. I mean...
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1099. Hey, man, you know,
I don't wanna screw with your life,
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1100. but you can't just walk away
with a million dollars
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1101. and eXpect people to be like,
"Hey, yeah, thanks a lot pal."
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1102. How much?
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1103. Your brother,
and I use this term very carefully
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1104. has stolen a million doll
ars from my insurance company...
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1105. For years I've been thinking new meds...
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1106. You know, maybe we should...
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1107. Honey, I need you to walk overto that
big hill behind me, okay? Okay?
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1108. Why don't you put this on now, okay?
I want you to get warm, all right?
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1109. You look so good.
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1110. No matter what you hear
what you hear,
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1111. you just keep walking, all right?
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1112. if I'm late or something...
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1113. You're never late.
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1114. look inside the coat.
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1115. Jimbo?
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1116. Million dollars, Paul?
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1117. Did you really think
you could take me? Again?
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1118. What million dollars?
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1119. Fuck.
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1120. What the fuck!
She didn't have anything to do with this!
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1121. And you do.
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1122. Put it down, nancy.
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1123. You first, chief.
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1124. You win, tough guy.
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1125. Gary.
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1126. Sorry.
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1127. It was an accident!
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1128. - What the fuck, man?
- It wasn't me!
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1129. Gary!
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1130. Please don't shoot us!
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1131. Stop! What the fuck, Gary? Jesus Christ!
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1132. No!
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1133. Oh! Oh, God!
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1134. Oh, God. Oh, Jesus.
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1135. Oh, fucking hell. I can't breathe.
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1136. Can you stand?
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1137. ls the Pope a...
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1138. Easy.
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1139. Thank you.
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1140. You're gonna kill me, Gary.
Gonna kill me.
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1141. Look at me, you little...
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1142. Puddles.
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1143. Where do you think you're going?
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1144. Ted, leave him alone!
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1145. No, no, no, no!
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1146. No, I've been beaten!
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1147. I've been humiliated!
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1148. He kicked me in the balls!
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1149. He kicked me in the balls!
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1150. And I want an answer now!
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1151. Okay.
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1152. Well, go ahead.
I can still kind of hear out of this one.
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1153. I love my wife, Mr. Watters.
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1154. And when you love someone
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1155. I mean, really love someone...
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1156. That's it!
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1157. Fuck! if I wanted a Hallmark card
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1158. orthe lyrics to a Foreigner rock ballad,
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1159. I would go to the mall, Mr. Barnell!
The Listening Game.
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1160. Mr. Barnell... you can go first.
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1161. Habeas corpus.
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1162. I wanted to help Margaret, you know?
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1163. I'm broke
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1164. and that's why I came in originally
with that insurance policy thinking,
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1165. "l can do this. You'll pay off."
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1166. 'Cause, you know,
I hadn't seen Raymond since...
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1167. Where do you want to go?
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1168. Someplace close.
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1169. My three o'clock was moved up.
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1170. So you all right about everything?
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1171. Yeah.
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1172. Good. Good.
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1173. I like it when you're okay.
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1174. Don't you just love this weather?
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1175. Learning to.
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