1. For a long time,Copy !req
2. I've been
walking down life's roadCopy !req
3. with my two pals,Copy !req
4. bad luck and bad choices.Copy !req
5. Fortunately, I'm a big believerCopy !req
6. in new beginnings, new friends,Copy !req
7. and running from my problems,Copy !req
8. so one day I decided
to head for the Islands.Copy !req
9. Aloha. My name is Jack.Copy !req
10. Start here.Copy !req
11. Are we rolling?Copy !req
12. Rolling.Copy !req
13. Ain't gonna get
no work done todayCopy !req
14. with these Menehune huggers
blocking the site.Copy !req
15. Mr. Ritchie's
gonna take careCopy !req
16. of these assholes,
chop-chop.Copy !req
17. I've got
a hotel to build.Copy !req
18. I don't care how many Hawaiians
got their blood spilled here.Copy !req
19. If these assholesCopy !req
20. so much as scratch
Mr. Ritchie's car when he shows,Copy !req
21. he's gonna shit.Copy !req
22. Yeah, I'll
get up there.Copy !req
23. Now, take it easy
on meCopy !req
24. because I got
a bad shoulder here.Copy !req
25. All right, serve me one up.
What are you doing?Copy !req
26. I'm gonna smack one
down Frank's throat.Copy !req
27. No, you're not.
I'm gonna hit one.Copy !req
28. You put your tool belt
back on.Copy !req
29. Harris, would
you ease up?Copy !req
30. We're just trying
to have some fun.Copy !req
31. Frank, you get
back to work.Copy !req
32. Now!Copy !req
33. What? Just like that?
No more game?Copy !req
34. You're gonna go backCopy !req
35. to desecrating
these people's land,Copy !req
36. blowing up palm trees?Copy !req
37. Frank, we can go blow up
palm trees later.Copy !req
38. I just want one pitch. Come on.Copy !req
39. I think it's messing
with our karma.Copy !req
40. I need the work.Copy !req
41. Yeah, you do.Copy !req
42. Come on, Frank,
be part of us.Copy !req
43. Hey, you shut up,
coconut nigger.Copy !req
44. Huh? What?Copy !req
45. Did he just say
"coconut nigger"?Copy !req
46. Harris, Harris,
Harris, Harris.Copy !req
47. You can't say
coconut nigger.Copy !req
48. Oh, I can't?Copy !req
49. Well, not really
in this day and age.Copy !req
50. You're fired.Copy !req
51. Why?Copy !req
52. Get off the premises.Copy !req
53. These aren't your
premises. This is—Copy !req
54. Whoa.Copy !req
55. Are you joking?Copy !req
56. I'm gonna kick your ass.Copy !req
57. Now you're gonna kick my ass?
This is a bat.Copy !req
58. It's just aluminum.
Threatening me?Copy !req
59. No, but I'm gonna hit you,
because you're really bigCopy !req
60. and you look crazy,
and you're scaring me right now.Copy !req
61. I'm gonna hit you.Copy !req
62. That dislocated the jaw.Copy !req
63. Walter, let me read you
Mr. Harris' statement.Copy !req
64. "I found Jack and some others
playing ballCopy !req
65. "and I politely
asked them to stop,Copy !req
66. "as Mr. RitchieCopy !req
67. "would not be happy
with this situation.Copy !req
68. "I told Jack that he was
under my supervisionCopy !req
69. "when he told me to do
an unprintable thing,Copy !req
70. "so I told him
to put the bat down,Copy !req
71. but he came at me before
I could defend myself."Copy !req
72. And got fungoed.Copy !req
73. So, what do you
think, judge?Copy !req
74. Good, quick hands.Copy !req
75. He's also got
an interesting rap sheet.Copy !req
76. Got a couple
of breaking and enterings,Copy !req
77. no convictions.Copy !req
78. He's got a bunco rap here.Copy !req
79. Suspected of conning a police
officer out of some money.Copy !req
80. They always wind up here,
don't they?Copy !req
81. Well, Hawaii is sort of
the end of the line.Copy !req
82. They never seem
to go on to Tokyo.Copy !req
83. I think we ought
to put him in jail,Copy !req
84. let him work on his swing
a little bit.Copy !req
85. Let's just
keep an eye on him.Copy !req
86. I mean,
he did manage to shut downCopy !req
87. Ray Ritchie's construction site
for a few days.Copy !req
88. Standup guy in my book.Copy !req
89. I hope you enjoyed
your stay with us.Copy !req
90. Just sign that
at the bottom.Copy !req
91. Your company
was kind enoughCopy !req
92. to drop off
your paycheck,Copy !req
93. which ought to be
a good head startCopy !req
94. in getting you
off the island.Copy !req
95. I had a harp,
a harmonica.Copy !req
96. Neither one.Copy !req
97. A Hohner. You didn't see—Copy !req
98. Why would anyone want
a prisoner's used harmonica?Copy !req
99. Would you like to look
back in your jail cellCopy !req
100. for about 30 more days
for it?Copy !req
101. Uh, no, I wouldn't.Copy !req
102. You know, you can pick yourself
a new one up at Waialua—Copy !req
103. Why don't you buy yourself one
in Honolulu, sport.Copy !req
104. I'll put you on the Pearl
Shuttle myself, today.Copy !req
105. That's all right.
I'll see you.Copy !req
106. Better not.Copy !req
107. Now what?Copy !req
108. You don't work
for me anymore, Jack,Copy !req
109. so I don't actually
have to help you out.Copy !req
110. Fair enough.Copy !req
111. I will tell you something
for your own good.Copy !req
112. Go back to the mainland.Copy !req
113. What, and miss
the big surf season?Copy !req
114. Are you crazy?
I live for these big waves.Copy !req
115. You club a foreman
in front of his men,Copy !req
116. and he'll have someone
stick a knife in you so fast,Copy !req
117. you won't even feel it.Copy !req
118. Well, I got a long walk
ahead of me.Copy !req
119. Thanks for the tip, Bob Jr.Copy !req
120. I'll be seeing you
around.Copy !req
121. Jack, Mr. Ritchie
got you outCopy !req
122. because we got
a hotel to build,Copy !req
123. and it's not
gonna get builtCopy !req
124. with all
the goddamn workersCopy !req
125. sitting in
courtrooms, so—Copy !req
126. The quicker
you shut up,Copy !req
127. the quicker I get to my truck,
the quicker I'm gone.Copy !req
128. I got a long walk
ahead of me.Copy !req
129. And then you're
out of here?Copy !req
130. I'm gone.Copy !req
131. I'll give you a ride
to your truck.Copy !req
132. Now you're talking.Copy !req
133. You know, you'd have
been a big hit in jail.Copy !req
134. Don't touch me.
Seriously.Copy !req
135. Nancy.Copy !req
136. Come on, I got
a lot to do today.Copy !req
137. What do you
want me to doCopy !req
138. when your wife
comes back from Honolulu?Copy !req
139. You go to the lodge.Copy !req
140. What, slip out the back door
as she comes in the front?Copy !req
141. Like this?Copy !req
142. I'll be back
next Thursday.Copy !req
143. If you don't like this set up,
I'll get Bob Jr. to drive youCopy !req
144. back to the other side
of Cane Haul RoadCopy !req
145. where you came from.Copy !req
146. Well, it's nice to know
you can't live without me, Ray.Copy !req
147. Did I makeCopy !req
148. any promises to you?Copy !req
149. We're clear?Copy !req
150. Do I owe you
anything?Copy !req
151. Ray Ritchie,
always the businessman.Copy !req
152. Heh.Copy !req
153. You're a cute kid, Nancy.Copy !req
154. If I had
to replace you,Copy !req
155. it'd probably take me
most of the day.Copy !req
156. Think I don't know
you're up to something?Copy !req
157. Who are you
fooling with?Copy !req
158. You, Ray.Copy !req
159. Get dressed.
You're coming with me.Copy !req
160. Hurry up. Get your
skinny ass moving.Copy !req
161. Come on, I don't
have all day.Copy !req
162. Hey, there he is!Copy !req
163. Yeah,
he's our brother!Copy !req
164. Show them, man.Copy !req
165. Give the man
a bat.Copy !req
166. Brother,
you the man!Copy !req
167. Yeah.Copy !req
168. You missed a spot.
Beat it, Frank.Copy !req
169. I'm taking The Alison
out for a cruise.Copy !req
170. We'll moor it
in Lanikuhonua,Copy !req
171. then I'm heading
to Honolulu.Copy !req
172. Excellent.Copy !req
173. Is that him?
Yes, sir.Copy !req
174. He's been arrested
before, huh?Copy !req
175. A few times.Copy !req
176. What for?Copy !req
177. Various scams.
B and E, mostly.Copy !req
178. What's "B and E"?Copy !req
179. Breaking and entering.Copy !req
180. That ought to turn you on.Copy !req
181. Mr. Ritchie, you want
to get rid of me bad enoughCopy !req
182. to give me a lift?Copy !req
183. Sure, cowboy...Copy !req
184. but not bad enough
to drive with youCopy !req
185. all the way
to Honolulu.Copy !req
186. Mahalo, anyway.Copy !req
187. Dude,Copy !req
188. wait'll I tell you
what I found.Copy !req
189. No. Pass.Copy !req
190. What do you mean,
"pass"?Copy !req
191. I didn't even
say anything.Copy !req
192. Pass. I'm semi-retired.
I know what you're gonna say.Copy !req
193. No. What you are
is out of a job.Copy !req
194. This is the place I've
been telling you about,Copy !req
195. and I can't do it
without you.Copy !req
196. Look, let me just explain
in simple chapter and verse.Copy !req
197. I just did a short
visit to jail,Copy !req
198. and that's enough
to tide me over for a while.Copy !req
199. It was a real pain in the ass,
and I'm gonna take a break.Copy !req
200. Dude, I've been casing
this joint all summer.Copy !req
201. Don't make me
waste that work.Copy !req
202. One quick look.
That's all I'm asking.Copy !req
203. We're talking
about a fat goose.Copy !req
204. Are you hearing
what I'm saying?Copy !req
205. You're looking
at the new me.Copy !req
206. Come on.
Come take a look.Copy !req
207. You still owe Harris money?Copy !req
208. I don't want to talk about
that shit right now, okay?Copy !req
209. I'm gonna take one look.
Would you do it for me?Copy !req
210. I would
do it for you.Copy !req
211. Okay.
Yeah?Copy !req
212. One look. One look.Copy !req
213. Beautiful.Copy !req
214. What do you think?Copy !req
215. How many we got here?
I count 20 cars,Copy !req
216. but they're all
down at the beach.Copy !req
217. Okay.Copy !req
218. You wait here.
Yes!Copy !req
219. Anybody comes,
you still wait here.Copy !req
220. All right. Perfect.Copy !req
221. Oh, uh, what if, uh, like,
the cops come by or something?Copy !req
222. Just watch them
roll by.Copy !req
223. Getting nervous?
No.Copy !req
224. Having second thoughts?
No, no.Copy !req
225. I just want to, you know,
make sure I'm doing it right.Copy !req
226. Everything's cool.Copy !req
227. Who's ever sure
if it's cool?Copy !req
228. Let me just open—Copy !req
229. Bad start here.Copy !req
230. Getting a little
sloppy here.Copy !req
231. What are we doing?Copy !req
232. We're just
delivering beer.Copy !req
233. No crime in that.
Not yet, at least.Copy !req
234. They haven't
outlawed that.Copy !req
235. Hello?Copy !req
236. You guys order some beer?Copy !req
237. Hey.Copy !req
238. Hi.Copy !req
239. Aloha.Copy !req
240. I'm Wendy with the
Haleiwa Party Planners.Copy !req
241. Yeah, we thought
you'd never make it.Copy !req
242. I know. We're just
swamped today. Sorry.Copy !req
243. Yeah.
You're a mermaid.Copy !req
244. Yeah, well, you ordered
the Catch of the Day.Copy !req
245. Yeah, yeah. We made
the right choice.Copy !req
246. Flippers and all.
Wow.
Great.Copy !req
247. I'm gonna get out of your way.
I'm gonna turn you looseCopy !req
248. in the kitchen.
Okay.Copy !req
249. Your flippers clean?
It's just the floors.Copy !req
250. We had to give
a cleaning deposit.Copy !req
251. Okay.
They look all right.Copy !req
252. That little shimmering stuff
looks good.Copy !req
253. Thanks.Copy !req
254. Give it to me.
Give it to me.Copy !req
255. Give it to me.
Hold it. Get over here.Copy !req
256. Give it to me.Copy !req
257. Give me my cut.Copy !req
258. You're gonna be happy
with this one.Copy !req
259. What is this?
What's what?Copy !req
260. Dude, this is 200.
You said we made six.Copy !req
261. Yeah, right.
Yeah, but 200 is your cut,Copy !req
262. because that's the going rate
for hiding in the truck.Copy !req
263. Jack, come on, man.Copy !req
264. I'm 15 in the hole
to Harris,Copy !req
265. and I wasn't hiding
in the truck.Copy !req
266. I'm not a rich man.Copy !req
267. Jack, please.Copy !req
268. Thanks.
Hold it.Copy !req
269. Take the wallets
and the box,Copy !req
270. go get rid of them
behind Kammie's Market,Copy !req
271. out in the dumpsters.Copy !req
272. We should do this
again soon.Copy !req
273. You know, they got a video
of you batting Harris?Copy !req
274. Is that right?
Yeah.Copy !req
275. How did you happen
to see it?Copy !req
276. Well, if Harris hadn't
dropped the charges,Copy !req
277. the trial would've been
in my court.Copy !req
278. I'm the D.J. here.Copy !req
279. District judge,
among other things.Copy !req
280. I'm glad you sat down.
Let me ask you something.Copy !req
281. If they dropped the charges,
how come they're telling meCopy !req
282. I have to leave?Copy !req
283. Can't make you leaveCopy !req
284. unless they
make something up.Copy !req
285. There we are.
Thank you.Copy !req
286. What's this for?Copy !req
287. Chamber of Commerce.
Welcome wagon.Copy !req
288. Now, for what
it's worth, kid,Copy !req
289. I think
you're better offCopy !req
290. out from under
Ray Ritchie.Copy !req
291. You're not a fan
of Ray Ritchie's?Copy !req
292. Don't like the way
he does things.Copy !req
293. See, he's supposed to be
in Chapter 11.Copy !req
294. Now, any businessman knows,
if you're bankrupt,Copy !req
295. you can't afford
to build that hotel.Copy !req
296. Are you a businessman?Copy !req
297. I got a little...Copy !req
298. resort spot.Copy !req
299. Surf camp.Copy !req
300. I guess Ray's
big, ugly hotelCopy !req
301. wouldn't be so great
for your business.Copy !req
302. No, no, not at all.Copy !req
303. It's just...
the way he treats us locals.Copy !req
304. You got a bunch of little
cabins over near the beach?Copy !req
305. Keiki Vista? Shit.
I've got 12 bungalows, my man.Copy !req
306. Bungalows?
Bungalows.Copy !req
307. Bedroom, kitchen, bath.
The whole works.Copy !req
308. You want to see
a pretty girl?Copy !req
309. She's practically undressing
me with her eyes there.Copy !req
310. Do you know that guy
she's sitting with?Copy !req
311. Bob Jr.?Copy !req
312. He's Ray Ritchie's flunky.Copy !req
313. His old man and I
play dominoes together.Copy !req
314. What's that girl's name?
Um...Copy !req
315. Nancy-something.Copy !req
316. She's Ray's assistant,Copy !req
317. but that's a euphemism.Copy !req
318. Kind of young to be a euphemism,
isn't she?Copy !req
319. Word of warning.Copy !req
320. She's been in my court
a couple of times.Copy !req
321. This girl?
Started young.Copy !req
322. Looks so sweet.Copy !req
323. Yeah. One of those
unfortunate girlsCopy !req
324. who's turned on
by the criminal type.Copy !req
325. Poor girl.Copy !req
326. I wonder what she's
doing with Bob Jr.Copy !req
327. Well, Bob's old man,Copy !req
328. dumb-shit,Copy !req
329. undersold all of his property
to Ray Ritchie.Copy !req
330. Don't look now, but
Dumbshit Jr.'s coming over.Copy !req
331. Bob.Copy !req
332. Are you trying to be cute?
Now, Junior,Copy !req
333. who can be cute
with you around?Copy !req
334. This is company business,
Walter.Copy !req
335. Does he work for you?Copy !req
336. No. We paid him off
and he agreed to leave.Copy !req
337. You paid him off
because you owed him.Copy !req
338. Now he doesn't work for you
anymore. Right? Right.Copy !req
339. So if he doesn't want to go
anywhere, he doesn't have to.Copy !req
340. Right? Right.
Right.Copy !req
341. You gonna let him
fight your battles for you?Copy !req
342. Yeah. Seems to be
doing a good job.Copy !req
343. Right.Copy !req
344. You know,
if I wasn't with someone,Copy !req
345. I might just pick your ass up
and carry you out of here.Copy !req
346. You might have to if Walter here
keeps buying me beer.Copy !req
347. He's got me all liquored up.Copy !req
348. I'm just trying to keep
my wits about me.Copy !req
349. Look, Junior,Copy !req
350. I invited this guy
to have a beer,Copy !req
351. and we're not done.Copy !req
352. We might have another one.
We might have 10 more.Copy !req
353. The point is, you said
what you came to say.Copy !req
354. So now why don't you
just leave.Copy !req
355. I get the feelingCopy !req
356. we're gonna run
into each other again,Copy !req
357. and one of us is gonna end up
looking like shit.Copy !req
358. Well, I got a head start
on you in that department.Copy !req
359. It's not fair.Copy !req
360. Your Honor.Copy !req
361. Bob Jr. scare you?Copy !req
362. Yeah, he does.Copy !req
363. Not as much as
that girl, though.Copy !req
364. Thank you, there.Copy !req
365. Appreciate that.Copy !req
366. You gonna hang around here?Copy !req
367. I don't know yet.Copy !req
368. Want to come to work
at Keiki Vista?Copy !req
369. I'll pay you $250— No.Copy !req
370. I'll pay youCopy !req
371. $300 a week and give you
a place to stayCopy !req
372. that you can fix up.
You think it over.Copy !req
373. Hey.Copy !req
374. Hey, yourself.Copy !req
375. Hi. I'm Number 9.Copy !req
376. I have a weird
shower headCopy !req
377. that just keeps
spraying everywhere.Copy !req
378. Think you can fix it?
Sure.Copy !req
379. I just want to finish
what I started out here,Copy !req
380. and I'll get
right on it.Copy !req
381. Thanks.
Thanks, Number 9.Copy !req
382. I want you to check
the shower head in Number 9.Copy !req
383. I just spoke
with her.Copy !req
384. So I guess
I'm the plumber also.Copy !req
385. And the cook
and the lifeguardCopy !req
386. before I'm
through with you.Copy !req
387. Does Ray Ritchie
live around here?Copy !req
388. You mean, does Nancy
live around here?Copy !req
389. That pimp starter
castle up the beach.Copy !req
390. Yeah.Copy !req
391. Okay, call me
when you get there.Copy !req
392. Wait, wait,
wait, wait.Copy !req
393. That's great.Copy !req
394. Well, same to you.Copy !req
395. Oh, really?Copy !req
396. Yeah. I was just
on the phone with him.Copy !req
397. Yeah, he's kind of interesting
in sort of a limited way,Copy !req
398. for an off night.Copy !req
399. Listen, I have to run.Copy !req
400. My personal trainer
just showed up.Copy !req
401. Mahalo.Copy !req
402. Sorry. I didn't mean
to startle you like that.Copy !req
403. You are good
at this B and E thing,Copy !req
404. aren't you?Copy !req
405. It's more trespassing
at this point.Copy !req
406. So should I
call the police now,Copy !req
407. or you gonna tie me up
and loot the place?Copy !req
408. Call the cops?Copy !req
409. You go to all this trouble
to get me here,Copy !req
410. and now you're talking
about call the cops?Copy !req
411. A word of advice.Copy !req
412. If you're thinking
of scamming Ray Ritchie,Copy !req
413. think twice.Copy !req
414. Who said anything
about scamming Ray Ritchie?Copy !req
415. I just came to see
if you wanted to surf.Copy !req
416. You, downstairs.Copy !req
417. Let me ask you.Copy !req
418. Why were you winking
at me in the bar?Copy !req
419. I wasn't winking
at you at the bar.Copy !req
420. Like hell,
you didn't.Copy !req
421. You get scared
being here all alone?Copy !req
422. I'm never all alone.Copy !req
423. So beautiful.Copy !req
424. This looks like a good one.
No, not that one.Copy !req
425. It's too stimulating.
Let's do something else.Copy !req
426. Like what?Copy !req
427. Let's do somethingCopy !req
428. that makes the sex better
afterwards.Copy !req
429. Well, sometimes sexCopy !req
430. makes the sex better
afterwards.Copy !req
431. but I'm kind of
old-fashioned.Copy !req
432. I don't know what
you'd be interested in.Copy !req
433. I mean, I'm one of these
poor, unfortunate,Copy !req
434. criminal types.Copy !req
435. Yeah, you look...Copy !req
436. dangerous.Copy !req
437. I'm an outlaw.Copy !req
438. You know, I get into things
like stealing cars and...Copy !req
439. You know how?Copy !req
440. Please.Copy !req
441. You wouldn't be interested
in something like that—Copy !req
442. I'll make you a deal.
Why don't you show me how,Copy !req
443. and I'll show you something,
whatever you want.Copy !req
444. Like how to make bail?Copy !req
445. Whoa! I'm starting to get
a little nervous.Copy !req
446. Is Ray, like,
a great boxer or something?Copy !req
447. Take your shoes off.Copy !req
448. Watch your head.Copy !req
449. Don't be scared.Copy !req
450. This is like a—Copy !req
451. Are you serious?
You really want to box?Copy !req
452. I win, you show me
how to steal a car.Copy !req
453. You win, I do
whatever you want.Copy !req
454. Put 'em up.Copy !req
455. Did you grow up
on a Marine base?Copy !req
456. Just don't use the, uh,
"I've never hit a girl" excuse.Copy !req
457. I've never hit a girl.Copy !req
458. Ow.Copy !req
459. Don't be hitting me
on my headCopy !req
460. when I'm not looking.Copy !req
461. You've just awakened
a sleeping giant.Copy !req
462. Tell me everything
about yourself.Copy !req
463. No, no. You first. I think
I need to work on my D.Copy !req
464. Okay. I dropped out
of high school,Copy !req
465. took a trip
to Hollywood,Copy !req
466. went broke, came home,
and hostessed at a strip club.Copy !req
467. Everybody hostesses.
Nobody strips.Copy !req
468. Too shy.Copy !req
469. Too shy?Copy !req
470. I met RayCopy !req
471. and figured him
for an easy mark and, uh...Copy !req
472. And I sort of
liked himCopy !req
473. when I found out
he cheats on his taxes.Copy !req
474. The arrangement
works out fine.Copy !req
475. And you?Copy !req
476. Well, you're never
gonna believe it,Copy !req
477. but you just told my story.Copy !req
478. Too shy to strip,Copy !req
479. so I was
a hostess too.Copy !req
480. You hit me!Copy !req
481. Is that allowed?Copy !req
482. "I've never
hit a girl before."Copy !req
483. Come on, let's work
on our clinches.Copy !req
484. Let's go steal a car.Copy !req
485. You happy now?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
486. We did it.
Stole a car.Copy !req
487. Oh.Copy !req
488. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Easy.Copy !req
489. What do we do?
Be cool.Copy !req
490. We're in
a stolen car.Copy !req
491. True, but they
don't know that...Copy !req
492. hopefully.Copy !req
493. Hey, boys!Copy !req
494. Nancy?Copy !req
495. Nancy?Copy !req
496. Nancy?Copy !req
497. Okay, a little cat-and-mouse.Copy !req
498. Well, I'll play the game.Copy !req
499. Nancy!Copy !req
500. Don't look.Copy !req
501. I'm taking
my clothes off.Copy !req
502. I get shy at
the weirdest times.Copy !req
503. It's my party dress.Copy !req
504. Mine too.Copy !req
505. So is this
Mr. Ritchie's boat,Copy !req
506. The Alison?Copy !req
507. Who's Alison?Copy !req
508. Take a wild guess.Copy !req
509. Mrs. R.Copy !req
510. God, he must
really love herCopy !req
511. to name such a great
boat after her.Copy !req
512. Come here.
Come sit down next to me.Copy !req
513. So let's have it.Copy !req
514. Have what?Copy !req
515. Just ask me.Copy !req
516. So ask me what
you want to ask me.Copy !req
517. Okay.Copy !req
518. Have you ever stolen
any money?Copy !req
519. I'll grab something
if it's lying around.Copy !req
520. What's the most
you ever got?Copy !req
521. Couple hundred bucks.Copy !req
522. Okay.Copy !req
523. What if I told you
there was 200,000 lying around?Copy !req
524. Would you have the nerve
to take it?Copy !req
525. We talking about
Ray Ritchie's money?Copy !req
526. Wouldn't that make it
a little more fun?Copy !req
527. And where would this 200,000
just be lying around?Copy !req
528. In his hunting lodge,Copy !req
529. up in the Waialua Hills.Copy !req
530. What's he got the money for?Copy !req
531. It's for
the local gangsters.Copy !req
532. He wants to make sure
there are...Copy !req
533. no more protesters
at the construction site.Copy !req
534. You following?
Yeah, I follow you.Copy !req
535. How do you
know all this?Copy !req
536. Bob Jr. told me.Copy !req
537. And the money just sits there?Copy !req
538. Well, Bob Jr.
will be with it.Copy !req
539. We'll find a way to grab it.Copy !req
540. Well, 200 grand's a lot
different from a TV set.Copy !req
541. Yeah, it's way lighter.Copy !req
542. I'll take a look
at the lodge.Copy !req
543. Let's have a drink.Copy !req
544. You've got to admit,
this is a great boat.Copy !req
545. I mean, even if
it is called The Alison.Copy !req
546. Wait till you see the one
they name after me.Copy !req
547. And I guess
now we...Copy !req
548. call it a night.Copy !req
549. That was fun.
I had a good time.Copy !req
550. Me too.
Yeah.Copy !req
551. I'll be seeing you.Copy !req
552. Wait, Nancy. I mean, do you
want to have a nightcap?Copy !req
553. Hmm...Copy !req
554. We could break into
a house or something.Copy !req
555. Okay, yeah.Copy !req
556. If you're sure the house
is empty—
Shh!Copy !req
557. why are we
whispering?Copy !req
558. Professional courtesy.Copy !req
559. What's that?Copy !req
560. I don't know.
A shrunken head?Copy !req
561. Get a room...Copy !req
562. and a rubber!Copy !req
563. Oh, hey, Jack.
How are you?Copy !req
564. Frank, what—?
What—?Copy !req
565. How'd you know
I was here?Copy !req
566. Well, that
guy outside,Copy !req
567. he said this one
was your place.Copy !req
568. Did he tell you
just to come in,Copy !req
569. make yourself
at home?Copy !req
570. No, I tried the door
and it was open.Copy !req
571. I just— I'm sorry.Copy !req
572. No, no. It's okay. I just—
Man, I've had a crazy day.Copy !req
573. Well, listen, I hate to burden
you with this, but—Copy !req
574. Can I get you anything?Copy !req
575. Harris has
these guys,Copy !req
576. and they're gonna kick my ass
if I don't pay him his money.Copy !req
577. What do you want me
to do about it? Pay him.Copy !req
578. Harris says I know
where you're hiding.Copy !req
579. First of all,
I'm not really hiding.Copy !req
580. Second of all,Copy !req
581. you would never tell him
where I was hiding,Copy !req
582. because you're
my friend, right?Copy !req
583. Jack, I'm not threatening you.Copy !req
584. Things are gonna get
really weird around hereCopy !req
585. if you're threatening me
and the next thing you know,Copy !req
586. I'm threatening you,
and then...Copy !req
587. Listen, I'm desperate
for this money,Copy !req
588. and we're friends, right?Copy !req
589. Yeah, we're friends,
but, you know,Copy !req
590. it's the type of friendship
where if you're in trouble,Copy !req
591. I probably won't
be there for you,Copy !req
592. just like I
wouldn't expect youCopy !req
593. to be there for me.Copy !req
594. It's a more honest
friendship.Copy !req
595. It's not this, like,
phony thing.Copy !req
596. It's like
a genuine friendship.Copy !req
597. I can't trust you.
You can't trust me.Copy !req
598. I'm not gonna
take a bullet for you.Copy !req
599. I'm not gonna jump
on a grenade for you.Copy !req
600. I'm gonna, like,
be there for—Copy !req
601. Jack, Jack,
cut the shit, will you?Copy !req
602. How much do you owe Harris?
1500.Copy !req
603. Dollars? You think
I got 1500?Copy !req
604. No, no, but you know how
to get that kind of money.Copy !req
605. Okay. I got one thing
I'm kind of working on.Copy !req
606. Maybe I can
work you in.Copy !req
607. Yes. Please. Thank you.
Thank you so much. Thanks.Copy !req
608. Wait, you want
to tell me about it now?Copy !req
609. I'm still working out
the details.Copy !req
610. Let me surprise you.Copy !req
611. Thanks. Thanks, man.Copy !req
612. Bravo!Copy !req
613. Hey, you went flying off there
that time.Copy !req
614. Mahalo.Copy !req
615. Very good dive.Copy !req
616. Appreciate that,
Walter.Copy !req
617. Pretty high up there,
isn't it?Copy !req
618. Well, you ready to try it?Copy !req
619. Me? No, I'm gonna give my food
a chance to settleCopy !req
620. before
I get up there.Copy !req
621. Oh, boy,
look at that.Copy !req
622. Figured out your day off?Copy !req
623. Yeah, I was thinking
about maybe Friday.Copy !req
624. No, I need you Friday.Copy !req
625. What?
I've got
a meeting.Copy !req
626. What do you got a meeting on?Copy !req
627. None of your business.Copy !req
628. So tomorrow's
better than Friday?Copy !req
629. Yeah.Copy !req
630. So I hear you found
a new friend.Copy !req
631. You mean Nancy? No.Copy !req
632. She belongs to Ray Ritchie.Copy !req
633. Well, I didn't think
he'd given her to you.Copy !req
634. No, she's still Ritchie's.Copy !req
635. As long as you remember.Copy !req
636. Pretty girl,
though.Copy !req
637. This house right here,
there's no newspaper out front,Copy !req
638. which makes me thinkCopy !req
639. that they're home.Copy !req
640. Over at that house...Copy !req
641. That house
is definitely occupied.Copy !req
642. And judging
from the car,Copy !req
643. it's kind of
an elderly couple.Copy !req
644. I get along really well
with my grandmother.Copy !req
645. You do?
Yeah, me too.Copy !req
646. Okay, we'll skip
that house.Copy !req
647. Then right there,Copy !req
648. off in the distance,Copy !req
649. we got a little happy-hour
get-together going on.Copy !req
650. Obviously,
we're gonna pass.Copy !req
651. So I think we're gonna
find an empty house.Copy !req
652. Where's the rush?Copy !req
653. What are you gonna say
if someone comes?Copy !req
654. "Are the
Ambruzazaolas here?"Copy !req
655. Well, what if
that's their name?Copy !req
656. Ambruzazaola?Copy !req
657. Yes.Copy !req
658. What are the odds?Copy !req
659. Where's the bounce?Copy !req
660. Here we go.Copy !req
661. There. You getting
a little bounce?Copy !req
662. A little.Copy !req
663. Perfect.Copy !req
664. Are you scared?
No.Copy !req
665. Wait,
wait, wait.Copy !req
666. Where are you going?Copy !req
667. Ah.Copy !req
668. Guess if I have
any clothes on.Copy !req
669. The guy who lives here
is a cop.Copy !req
670. I know. I know. Guess.
No, no, no. I know the guy.Copy !req
671. Guess.Copy !req
672. What is this?Copy !req
673. I don't know.Copy !req
674. Son of a bitch.
This is my harmonica. That—Copy !req
675. What?Copy !req
676. Come here.
Come here. Hurry.Copy !req
677. Christ, I'm late.Copy !req
678. Where'd you tear
my shirt off last night?Copy !req
679. Huh?Copy !req
680. It may be downstairs.
Will you check for me, love?Copy !req
681. I'm on duty in 10 minutes.Copy !req
682. Yes, officer.Copy !req
683. Come on, take that
shirt off. Let's go.Copy !req
684. No way. I earned it.
Shh.Copy !req
685. Take it off.
No way.Copy !req
686. Come on.Copy !req
687. "Yes, officer."Copy !req
688. Shh. Not funny.
Yes, it is.Copy !req
689. Did you see that tattoo?
Uh-huh.Copy !req
690. Mercy.Copy !req
691. Aloha, Jack.
Hey, Number 9.Copy !req
692. I have to use your
bathroom. Please.Copy !req
693. I'm surprised you
didn't use the cop's.Copy !req
694. Do you know what would have
happened if he'd seen us?Copy !req
695. He'd have seen his career and
reputation go out the window.Copy !req
696. No, no, no, no, no.
Yes, he would've.Copy !req
697. Let me tell you what
would've happened.Copy !req
698. He probably would've
had to kill us,Copy !req
699. because there's
a fine lineCopy !req
700. between taking a risk
and acting like an idiot.Copy !req
701. Maybe he's fine with being gay.
Not everyone's in the closet.Copy !req
702. What does that mean?Copy !req
703. Hurry.Copy !req
704. What a freak-hole.Copy !req
705. What?Copy !req
706. Jack, it's really
depressing here.Copy !req
707. I'm depressed.
This isn't depressing.Copy !req
708. I'm depressed.Copy !req
709. It's one of the things
I like about it,Copy !req
710. is how depressing
it is.Copy !req
711. It's like where
dreams go to die.Copy !req
712. Well, you got me here.Copy !req
713. Is there something
you want to show me?Copy !req
714. Yyyyyyeeeahhhhh.Copy !req
715. What?Copy !req
716. Yeah.Copy !req
717. Mm.Copy !req
718. Oh, come on.
I'm spoken for.Copy !req
719. No, you're not.
Yes, I am.Copy !req
720. Come on.
Come on.Copy !req
721. Let's go peek in some windows.Copy !req
722. Have a heart.
It'll be fun. Come on.Copy !req
723. Does the party
ever stop here?Copy !req
724. How do you handle
all the excitement,Copy !req
725. one would wonder.Copy !req
726. Lock it up.
That's my boss.Copy !req
727. What do we
have here?Copy !req
728. Walter is into
some kinky shit.Copy !req
729. Look at this.Copy !req
730. No, he's a good guy.Copy !req
731. He's just watching
a dance show.Copy !req
732. If he's such
a good guy,Copy !req
733. don't you feel
a little bad scamming him?Copy !req
734. I'm not scamming him.Copy !req
735. Look at me. I'm not
scamming him.Copy !req
736. You're working hereCopy !req
737. like some
straight job frontCopy !req
738. while we're planning
a heist on Ray.Copy !req
739. It doesn't mean I don't
take pride in my job.Copy !req
740. Should have seen me
out there raking—Copy !req
741. Oh, shit.Copy !req
742. Oh, hey, man.Copy !req
743. Jack.Copy !req
744. Hey.
Was that you giggling?Copy !req
745. No. Must have been
Number 9.Copy !req
746. Well, what
are you doingCopy !req
747. sneaking around here?Copy !req
748. I'm not
sneaking around.Copy !req
749. No, I was
just thinking.Copy !req
750. Sometimes
when I'm thinking,Copy !req
751. it looks like
I'm sneaking.Copy !req
752. So, what are you
thinking about?Copy !req
753. Oh, you know...Copy !req
754. I don't want to bug you.Copy !req
755. Come on, Jack.Copy !req
756. You gotta have a little faith.Copy !req
757. What, like in God?Copy !req
758. Well, God's
an imaginary friendCopy !req
759. for grownups.Copy !req
760. Trick is to knowCopy !req
761. who to have faith in.Copy !req
762. I'm gonna give you a hint.Copy !req
763. Sometimes things
are exactly as they appear.Copy !req
764. Sometimes.Copy !req
765. What the heck does that mean?Copy !req
766. All right!Copy !req
767. Get out.Copy !req
768. I got something for you.Copy !req
769. Mr. Ritchie's private police
come by hereCopy !req
770. just about this time.Copy !req
771. Well, damn,
I don't blame 'em.Copy !req
772. Ugh. Tell me what you want.Copy !req
773. I got these walletsCopy !req
774. that I'm gonna sell you
for 1500 bucks.Copy !req
775. They're wallets that came
from a house that was robbed,Copy !req
776. and if I take them
to the police—Copy !req
777. Yes, take them to the police.Copy !req
778. They'll appreciate your help.Copy !req
779. Or I could
leave the caseCopy !req
780. someplace
where the police will find it,Copy !req
781. with Jack's name written on it.Copy !req
782. I'm serious.Copy !req
783. His private police
will be here any minute.Copy !req
784. I've been waiting here
for three hoursCopy !req
785. and no police have come by,Copy !req
786. so come on, get out.Copy !req
787. Okay? So we can talk?Copy !req
788. Just a second.Copy !req
789. Hi.Copy !req
790. Hey. You want me
to take a lookCopy !req
791. at the shower head?Copy !req
792. Yeah. Sorry, I was
just taking a nap.Copy !req
793. Enjoying your stay?Copy !req
794. Oh, I love it.
I love it.Copy !req
795. Impressive.Copy !req
796. Yeah. Good job.Copy !req
797. All right, if you need anything,
just give me a holler.Copy !req
798. Think about it.Copy !req
799. Nice work.Copy !req
800. Here.Copy !req
801. Ray will bring the money here
Thursday.Copy !req
802. All we have to do
is distract Bob Jr.Copy !req
803. And cut
the phone lines.Copy !req
804. Which shouldn't be
too hard to do.Copy !req
805. Very masculine feel.Copy !req
806. What's with the dead moose head
on the wallCopy !req
807. and the Indian
blankets?Copy !req
808. It's a hunting lodge.Copy !req
809. Yeah, aloha,
it's Hawaii.Copy !req
810. Put a lei on its horns
or something.Copy !req
811. Borrow some
Hawaiian shitCopy !req
812. from Walter's place.Copy !req
813. So you got a plan?Copy !req
814. Whoa.Copy !req
815. How you
doing, Bob?Copy !req
816. What the hell
are you still doing here?Copy !req
817. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
818. Bob.Copy !req
819. Easy, Bob.
A baseball bat?Copy !req
820. A tree branch?
I got a tire iron in the truck.Copy !req
821. Ow!Copy !req
822. What'd you do that for?
You said you had a tire iron.Copy !req
823. You bastard!Copy !req
824. BOB JR.:
Come here.Copy !req
825. Brutal.Copy !req
826. Doesn't work
doing that.Copy !req
827. You got to put
your head forwardCopy !req
828. or it won't stop.Copy !req
829. Bullshit.Copy !req
830. Put your head forward
and blow your noseCopy !req
831. and pinch it.Copy !req
832. Go on, blow.Copy !req
833. That's a lot
of blood.Copy !req
834. My wife can
get the blood out.Copy !req
835. Just have her
use cold water.Copy !req
836. That'll do it.Copy !req
837. She'll know
what to do.Copy !req
838. You all right?Copy !req
839. You sure showed him.Copy !req
840. Too bad
he's not a girl.Copy !req
841. Shut the hell up.
That's okay.Copy !req
842. It's the thought
that counts.Copy !req
843. You can count me out.Copy !req
844. I don't care how much money
is in the lodge.Copy !req
845. I didn't know how
or when you'd say that,Copy !req
846. but I knew you would.Copy !req
847. Police are gonna ask Bob Jr.Copy !req
848. if anything strange happened
the last couple of days.Copy !req
849. You don't think
he's gonna mention this?Copy !req
850. Ray's gonna reportCopy !req
851. his leg-breaking
payoff money was stolen?Copy !req
852. I'm sure.Copy !req
853. Come on.Copy !req
854. Let's just
talk about itCopy !req
855. after I've cleaned
you up. Okay?Copy !req
856. Come on.Copy !req
857. Come on.
Ow.Copy !req
858. You were wonderful.Copy !req
859. There's no beer in the fridge.Copy !req
860. Look in the cabinet.Copy !req
861. In the cabinet?Copy !req
862. What are you, British?Copy !req
863. Huh.Copy !req
864. Oh, boy.Copy !req
865. No beer. Just a bunch
of wallets.Copy !req
866. Recognize them?Copy !req
867. What's the name of
the little game we're playing?Copy !req
868. Gee, if I didn't know better,
Jack,Copy !req
869. I'd think you were a moody guy.Copy !req
870. Well, I'll see you
later on. Take care.Copy !req
871. Frank-something
came here last nightCopy !req
872. and told me if I didn't
give him 1500 for the wallets,Copy !req
873. he'd go to the cops.
He settled for 450.Copy !req
874. You got robbed.
He would have settled for 100.Copy !req
875. I wonder why Frank
thought you would've cared.Copy !req
876. I don't know. He must have
figured we have something going.Copy !req
877. He could see the chemistry.
I guess.Copy !req
878. Jack, we cannot afford
a loose cannon here.Copy !req
879. From where I'm sitting,
you're the loose cannon,Copy !req
880. and as far as Frank goes,
well, that's his story.Copy !req
881. Jack, I need you.Copy !req
882. I know. Let me think about it.Copy !req
883. Okay, I've thought about it.Copy !req
884. No, I'm gonna pass.Copy !req
885. I'm gonna take these with me.Copy !req
886. Jackie...Copy !req
887. Oh, come on.
That's insulting.Copy !req
888. Do you think I'm that easy?Copy !req
889. Uh-huh.Copy !req
890. Well, maybe I am that easy.Copy !req
891. You are that easy.Copy !req
892. Wait, wait. What—?
It's probably my mom.Copy !req
893. Hold that thought.Copy !req
894. Is your mother hot?Copy !req
895. What? I was just...Copy !req
896. Just wanted to know if you guys
look like mother-daughter.Copy !req
897. Easy, Jack.
Jeez.Copy !req
898. Hi, gorgeous.Copy !req
899. Ooh!Copy !req
900. I got 20 minutes, tops.Copy !req
901. Ticktock.
Where's Mrs. B.J.?Copy !req
902. She's at
the beauty parlor.Copy !req
903. Oh, getting
her hair enlarged?Copy !req
904. You taking a shower?Copy !req
905. No.Copy !req
906. I'm just glad to see you.Copy !req
907. I was about to.Copy !req
908. Maybe you could use
some company.Copy !req
909. No.Copy !req
910. I like you un-fresh.Copy !req
911. That little bastard
sucker punched me.Copy !req
912. No, you kicked his ass.Copy !req
913. You think?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
914. I'm gonna turn
the shower off.Copy !req
915. You wait right here.
Okay.Copy !req
916. Who was it
down there?Copy !req
917. Uh, the neighborhood watch,Copy !req
918. probably looking
for you.Copy !req
919. You stay in this bed,
and we will getCopy !req
920. honest to God dirty serious
about finishing this.Copy !req
921. Come on.Copy !req
922. Come on.Copy !req
923. I'll be right back.Copy !req
924. Wait, where's
my happy ending?Copy !req
925. Stop.Copy !req
926. 15 minutes and counting.Copy !req
927. Call this an appetizer.
Main course, Thursday night.Copy !req
928. Call it whatever you want.Copy !req
929. Come here.Copy !req
930. Oh...Copy !req
931. Come here.Copy !req
932. Oh, shit.Copy !req
933. That's gotta be Ray.Copy !req
934. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.Copy !req
935. Look,Copy !req
936. I have obligations
around here, okay?Copy !req
937. I'll be back
in a flash.Copy !req
938. Come on.Copy !req
939. Come on.Copy !req
940. You're gonna
hate me.Copy !req
941. No, I'm not.Copy !req
942. What? What are you doing?Copy !req
943. Yeah.Copy !req
944. Just have yourCopy !req
945. way with me.Copy !req
946. I'll be right back.Copy !req
947. No. What are you doing?Copy !req
948. Come on.Copy !req
949. I told you
I'd be quick.Copy !req
950. What did Ray want?Copy !req
951. He wanted to make sure
that I don't get bored.Copy !req
952. Time's up.Copy !req
953. It is not.Copy !req
954. You're not allowing
for drive time.Copy !req
955. You'd better
cut it out, Nancy.Copy !req
956. This teasing's not fair.Copy !req
957. Nobody's teasing, Bob.
Get your shoes.Copy !req
958. I just don't want youCopy !req
959. to get in trouble
with the little wifey.Copy !req
960. You taste the goods now,
it might spoil your appetiteCopy !req
961. for the big date
Thursday.Copy !req
962. But I'm starving
right now.Copy !req
963. You better hurry it upCopy !req
964. before whatever-
her-name-isCopy !req
965. gets pissed.Copy !req
966. See you at the lodge
Thursday.Copy !req
967. Thursday!Copy !req
968. Fuck Thursday!Copy !req
969. At six o'clock,Copy !req
970. Bob Jr. will be waiting
in the hunting lodge for you.Copy !req
971. Take one shot
and blow out a window.Copy !req
972. Bob Jr.'s
kind of a cowboy.Copy !req
973. He'll go out,
see what's going on.Copy !req
974. I'll go in the back
and grab the money.Copy !req
975. But what if he
comes back in?Copy !req
976. Blow out
another window.Copy !req
977. I'll cut
the telephone lines,Copy !req
978. puncture his tires.Copy !req
979. That should give me
enough time to get backCopy !req
980. and join Walter
for the domino game.Copy !req
981. Okay.Copy !req
982. Go to sleep.Copy !req
983. Good night.Copy !req
984. Good night.Copy !req
985. So you're sureCopy !req
986. about your
domino-game cover?Copy !req
987. You're sure?Copy !req
988. Yeah.Copy !req
989. Hello.Copy !req
990. Did you
steal my cell phone?Copy !req
991. Yes.Copy !req
992. Do you know if a guy
named Victor called me?Copy !req
993. Yes, he did.
What did he say?Copy !req
994. He wanted
to apologize.Copy !req
995. He said he said some stuff
in the heat of the momentCopy !req
996. that he wished
he hadn'tCopy !req
997. and hoped that you may
be able to forgive him.Copy !req
998. He did?
Yeah.Copy !req
999. That's so sweet.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
1000. Do you think
I should call him?Copy !req
1001. You have his number?Copy !req
1002. Of course I do.
Thank you.Copy !req
1003. He didn't really
call, did he?Copy !req
1004. Yeah, he did.
Of course he did.Copy !req
1005. Didn't just
make that up.Copy !req
1006. Jack, last night.
Mm! Mm!Copy !req
1007. I thought you were
walking a little funny.Copy !req
1008. I was just gonna
ask you that.Copy !req
1009. Wasn't sure if that was
just my imagination.Copy !req
1010. So tell me what first
attracted you to me.Copy !req
1011. Oh, come on,
that's corny.Copy !req
1012. No, it's not.
I want to know.Copy !req
1013. It means a lot to me.Copy !req
1014. Uh, you want the truth
or the bullshit?Copy !req
1015. Either.Copy !req
1016. Well, you're really
easy on the eyes,Copy !req
1017. but it was really
more than that.Copy !req
1018. It was moreCopy !req
1019. a sort of strength
of characterCopy !req
1020. that you had
in your face.Copy !req
1021. This kind of...Copy !req
1022. generosity of spirit,
and, you know,Copy !req
1023. for all your kind of
strutting aroundCopy !req
1024. and acting tough
you kind of remind meCopy !req
1025. of a little kid
sometimes,Copy !req
1026. and I thought that was
kind of funny.Copy !req
1027. Okay. Now the truth.Copy !req
1028. If that girl's
not careful,Copy !req
1029. she's gonna wind up
on the business endCopy !req
1030. of my di—
Oh, my God!Copy !req
1031. Shut up.Copy !req
1032. See you later.Copy !req
1033. Jack.Copy !req
1034. What's up?Copy !req
1035. As soon as you can,Copy !req
1036. I want you to go into town
and get paint for Number 9.Copy !req
1037. Take the Xterra.Copy !req
1038. Number 9? What is it
with you and Number 9?Copy !req
1039. I'm beginning to think
you got something going on.Copy !req
1040. Well, I thought so, but...Copy !req
1041. she's a devout Catholic.Copy !req
1042. Oh, bless her heart.Copy !req
1043. Hey, are we still on
for dominoes tomorrow?Copy !req
1044. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Bring cash.Copy !req
1045. Those guys will kick your ass.Copy !req
1046. Noted.Copy !req
1047. Not me.Copy !req
1048. Funny how the sounds
get carried in this wind.Copy !req
1049. I guess it's wind chimes.Copy !req
1050. All right, well,
I'm super excited to play.Copy !req
1051. And it's payable
immediately. No tears.Copy !req
1052. Don't forget the paint.Copy !req
1053. Hey,
Mrs. Ritchie.Copy !req
1054. Be careful!Copy !req
1055. Okay.Copy !req
1056. There you go.Copy !req
1057. Give me the glasses.Copy !req
1058. Flight okay,
Mr. Ritchie?Copy !req
1059. The usual.
How's the bitch?Copy !req
1060. Which bitch?Copy !req
1061. Nancy.Copy !req
1062. She's been
hanging aroundCopy !req
1063. with that
Jack asshole.Copy !req
1064. He's still here?
I told youCopy !req
1065. to run his ass
off the island.Copy !req
1066. I give you
a simple damn order,Copy !req
1067. and you blow it.
Oh!Copy !req
1068. Should never have
hired a local parasite.Copy !req
1069. Look, have Lou Harris take care
of him, permanently.Copy !req
1070. Think you can
handle that?Copy !req
1071. Yes, sir.
Huh?Copy !req
1072. Can you handle that?
Yes, sir.Copy !req
1073. You useless?
Of course not.Copy !req
1074. I got it.Copy !req
1075. Put my garment bag
on top.Copy !req
1076. BOB JR.: I did,
Mrs. Ritchie.Copy !req
1077. Good thing.Copy !req
1078. I got it.Copy !req
1079. Come on, Ray,
ándale.Copy !req
1080. Hey, wow, you do
your marketing here.Copy !req
1081. Yeah.
Oh...Copy !req
1082. It's no fun without you,
Jackie.Copy !req
1083. What is it about
the produce section?Copy !req
1084. Why are you
grabbing—?Copy !req
1085. What? What just happened?
God, Ritchie's wife walked in.Copy !req
1086. Not my biggest fan.
I cannot let her see me.Copy !req
1087. She could set Ray off
and ruin everything.Copy !req
1088. Stock boy to aisle three.
Broken glass.Copy !req
1089. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1090. But wait a second,
I thoughtCopy !req
1091. if she's in residence,
that means...Copy !req
1092. Aren't you banished
to the hunting lodge?Copy !req
1093. Yeah.Copy !req
1094. Okay, well,
that's it.Copy !req
1095. The plan just
crashed and burned.Copy !req
1096. Do not give up
on this, okay?Copy !req
1097. Let me just
think this through.Copy !req
1098. We can both still
get what we want. Okay?Copy !req
1099. Now you go.Copy !req
1100. There he is, Frank.Copy !req
1101. Hey, Batman.Copy !req
1102. Yes?Copy !req
1103. You still
hanging aroundCopy !req
1104. looking for trouble,
surfer boy?Copy !req
1105. No, no.
No bat today.Copy !req
1106. I'll tell you what.
Next time we meet,Copy !req
1107. you're gonna wish
you were bornCopy !req
1108. with eyes
in the back of your head.Copy !req
1109. How does that turtleneck work?
Does it keep your head on?Copy !req
1110. Funny guy.Copy !req
1111. We're gonna have
a "come to Jesus" talk soon.Copy !req
1112. Very soon.Copy !req
1113. Come on, guys.Copy !req
1114. Jack.Copy !req
1115. New best friend?Copy !req
1116. I owe the guy
a lot of money, okay?Copy !req
1117. I just can't
blow him off.Copy !req
1118. No, you couldn't
do that.Copy !req
1119. Jack, come on.Copy !req
1120. You know, Frank,
why didn't youCopy !req
1121. put the beer case
behind Kammie's Market,Copy !req
1122. like we agreed?Copy !req
1123. You know I have serious
money problems, Jack.Copy !req
1124. That's why I hit up your girl.Copy !req
1125. Don't mess
this up for me.Copy !req
1126. I'm into something good.
Come on, Frank.Copy !req
1127. What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
1128. Well, have a little
faith in people.Copy !req
1129. Not God, because he's
just an imaginary friendCopy !req
1130. for grownups.Copy !req
1131. What the hell's that
supposed to mean?Copy !req
1132. I don't know.
Come on, Jack.Copy !req
1133. You're up to something,
and I know it.Copy !req
1134. I was into something.Copy !req
1135. It just fell apart,
and that's the truth,Copy !req
1136. and that's good,Copy !req
1137. because I don't need
any more court dates.Copy !req
1138. That's the truth.Copy !req
1139. That's a good-looking
shirt, by the way.Copy !req
1140. Give me 10.Copy !req
1141. This is nothing
like mahjong.Copy !req
1142. You play mahjong?
No.Copy !req
1143. Hello.Copy !req
1144. Walter, put our boy
on the phone.Copy !req
1145. It's for you.Copy !req
1146. Hello?Copy !req
1147. I know you can't talk right
now. Here's what I found out.Copy !req
1148. No, I'm fine. How are you?
It's good to hear your voice.Copy !req
1149. Bob Jr. has strict orders
to take me to the hunting lodgeCopy !req
1150. and Ray is now keeping the money
at the beach house.Copy !req
1151. We can't do it,
then.Copy !req
1152. I'll keep Bob Jr.
entertained at the lodge.Copy !req
1153. You know the layout.Copy !req
1154. The money will be
in the office safe.Copy !req
1155. Jack, we are so close.Copy !req
1156. Where's Ritchie?Copy !req
1157. He'll be out of
the house at 5:30.Copy !req
1158. Jack, you sure as shit
can break into the houseCopy !req
1159. with only that
helpless drunk in it.Copy !req
1160. I think I'm gonna pass.Copy !req
1161. 200,000 dollars.Copy !req
1162. That's not enough.Copy !req
1163. I'll leave the key
for the sliding doorCopy !req
1164. and the combination
under the mat.Copy !req
1165. All you do is walk in poor
and walk out rich.Copy !req
1166. Jack, what do you
think will happenCopy !req
1167. if that money
reaches those thugs?Copy !req
1168. I don't know.Copy !req
1169. They'll probably have
a hell of a luau.Copy !req
1170. I mean to Walter.Copy !req
1171. He'll probably
get invited.Copy !req
1172. Jack, just tell me
you'll think about it.Copy !req
1173. All right.Copy !req
1174. I'll bring the poi.Copy !req
1175. If not for us, do it for Walter.Copy !req
1176. What?
Because sooner
or later,Copy !req
1177. Ray's gonna bulldoze
Keiki Vista under the sand.Copy !req
1178. All right.
Take care.Copy !req
1179. Wrong number.Copy !req
1180. Nancy burying a pig?Copy !req
1181. Getting in deep, aren't you?Copy !req
1182. Yeah, I don't know
about this girl.Copy !req
1183. A part of me thinks
she could be the answer.Copy !req
1184. Then a part of me thinksCopy !req
1185. you're gonna open up
the paper one day,Copy !req
1186. and it's gonna be,Copy !req
1187. "The partially nude body
of yours trulyCopy !req
1188. "was found floating
in Waimea Bay.Copy !req
1189. Nancy Hayes sought
for questioning."Copy !req
1190. I've been expecting to read
headlines like that about NancyCopy !req
1191. since she was 15.Copy !req
1192. She's not dull.Copy !req
1193. No, nobody's
ever said that about her,Copy !req
1194. but I'm warning you, Jack,Copy !req
1195. you're sticking
your neck way out.Copy !req
1196. No, I'm fine.Copy !req
1197. She just has kind of
a little mischief in herCopy !req
1198. that makes it kind of
fun to be around.Copy !req
1199. The other day,Copy !req
1200. she took off her clothesCopy !req
1201. and then she folded them
in these neat, little piles.Copy !req
1202. It was—Copy !req
1203. You really are smitten.Copy !req
1204. Sometimes you get so alone,Copy !req
1205. it just makes sense.Copy !req
1206. Does that make sense?Copy !req
1207. Hell, no,Copy !req
1208. and if you thinkCopy !req
1209. you're gonna be able
to control this girl,Copy !req
1210. or control yourself with her,
you've got a mind-breakingCopy !req
1211. realization
coming, son.Copy !req
1212. She's nothing but trouble.Copy !req
1213. The problem is, Walter,
a lot of stuff you sayCopy !req
1214. makes me kind of
want to be around her.Copy !req
1215. Okay.Copy !req
1216. Well, I'm through
talking about her.Copy !req
1217. So where does
Ritchie stow herCopy !req
1218. now that the bride
is back?Copy !req
1219. They all sleep in the same bed?Copy !req
1220. Is Mrs. Ritchie back?Copy !req
1221. Well, he doesn't
let her get very far.Copy !req
1222. All of his assets
are in her name.Copy !req
1223. Shit, why doesn't she just
divorce himCopy !req
1224. and take it all?Copy !req
1225. I think they got some sort
of prenuptial agreementCopy !req
1226. in place...Copy !req
1227. or so I hear.Copy !req
1228. Want to try again?Copy !req
1229. Fire it up.Copy !req
1230. What are you looking at?Copy !req
1231. I'm putting my key
under the mat. Remember?Copy !req
1232. You weren't
at the supermarket.Copy !req
1233. I thought you
chickened out.Copy !req
1234. Well, Jack showed up.
I had to get him outCopy !req
1235. before he saw us
together.Copy !req
1236. Oh, tell me that's number one,Copy !req
1237. Alison.Copy !req
1238. I can't do it.Copy !req
1239. Ray's acting
all weird.Copy !req
1240. I think he knows something.Copy !req
1241. What time will Jack
show up here?Copy !req
1242. He will walk through that door
at 6:00 sharp.Copy !req
1243. I will make sure that Bob Jr.
is nowhere to be found.Copy !req
1244. From now on, Alison,
it's... your show.Copy !req
1245. My show.Copy !req
1246. And sweetie, lay off the booze.Copy !req
1247. And stay off my boat!Copy !req
1248. Hey!Copy !req
1249. You hold it right there.Copy !req
1250. Hold it.Copy !req
1251. Hey, you, get out
of the car. This way.Copy !req
1252. Stand there.Copy !req
1253. Come on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
1254. You "whoa"!Copy !req
1255. All right.
Get down.Copy !req
1256. Look, Harris, being stupid
doesn't mean you want to die.Copy !req
1257. My name is Walter Crewes—Copy !req
1258. Shut up!
Don't do that, Harris.Copy !req
1259. You've causedCopy !req
1260. enough bollocks
on this island.Copy !req
1261. You want to piss with me?Copy !req
1262. I don't even understand
what you're saying.Copy !req
1263. Do I want to piss with you?
Yeah.Copy !req
1264. No, Walter, don't.
It might go off.Copy !req
1265. Okay, all right.Copy !req
1266. I tried to warn him.Copy !req
1267. So, anyway,Copy !req
1268. this skeleton
walks into the bar.Copy !req
1269. The skeleton
goes to the bartender and says,Copy !req
1270. "Give me a pitcher of beer...Copy !req
1271. and a mop."Copy !req
1272. All right, we're gonna
play a littleCopy !req
1273. $100 cutthroat.
You know how to play that?Copy !req
1274. This is—Copy !req
1275. Now I've got five,
for chrissake.Copy !req
1276. It gets lessCopy !req
1277. each time
you shuffle.Copy !req
1278. You're supposed
to take seven out.Copy !req
1279. One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven.Copy !req
1280. You shouldn't
quit on five.Copy !req
1281. That's a sign
of weakness.Copy !req
1282. What have
you guys—?Copy !req
1283. You got sev—
Eight?Copy !req
1284. No, I have seven.
So, anyway,Copy !req
1285. Jack steps up.
"Cheap Shot" Jack.Copy !req
1286. That's my specialty.Copy !req
1287. He gives him a straight left
to that broke jaw.Copy !req
1288. Man, that guy dropped
like a brick.Copy !req
1289. That is the best late excuse
you've ever come up with.Copy !req
1290. I'm telling you
the truth.Copy !req
1291. Am I lying, Jack?Copy !req
1292. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
1293. You kept me waiting.Copy !req
1294. I'm sure we can work out
a proper punishment.Copy !req
1295. Uh, the thing is,
Nancy,Copy !req
1296. I can't stay.Copy !req
1297. What do you mean?Copy !req
1298. I mean I can't go
through with this...Copy !req
1299. assignation.Copy !req
1300. What's going on, Junior?Copy !req
1301. Ariana's in the car.Copy !req
1302. Your wife?Copy !req
1303. What is your wife
doing in the car?Copy !req
1304. Don't get mad, Nancy.Copy !req
1305. No, I'm not mad. I'm just...Copy !req
1306. confused.Copy !req
1307. Talk.Copy !req
1308. She knows about us.Copy !req
1309. Knows...Copy !req
1310. what?Copy !req
1311. I told her.Copy !req
1312. There's nothing to tell.Copy !req
1313. The other day, uh...Copy !req
1314. she said that
I smelled different.Copy !req
1315. "I've been to
a strip club, Ariana."Copy !req
1316. I got to get out of here.Copy !req
1317. Uh, you can't just
leave me here...Copy !req
1318. like this.Copy !req
1319. Oh.Copy !req
1320. Ariana?Copy !req
1321. It's our own...Copy !req
1322. private honk.Copy !req
1323. Oh...Copy !req
1324. I'm sorry. I...Copy !req
1325. I've said everything
I came to say.Copy !req
1326. Maybe we shouldCopy !req
1327. invite your wife in here
to join us.Copy !req
1328. You know,
just the three of us.Copy !req
1329. You know.Copy !req
1330. That's a really, uh...Copy !req
1331. bad idea.Copy !req
1332. Look, I know you had
a rough start,Copy !req
1333. and maybe you're trying
to find your way—Copy !req
1334. Oh, you don't know anything
about who I am, Bob.Copy !req
1335. Okay.Copy !req
1336. Look, I'm just a whim to you,
a way of getting back at Ray.Copy !req
1337. Hell, I'm guilty
of those same whims.Copy !req
1338. I mean, you are a knockout,
in a slutty kind of way.Copy !req
1339. There's got to be a loaded gun
around here someplace.Copy !req
1340. All right, let's cut the crap.
Who's first?Copy !req
1341. Me first. Five.Copy !req
1342. You know, you might
have set something up.Copy !req
1343. Give me 15.
Good play.Copy !req
1344. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1345. I got a four.
Goddamn it.Copy !req
1346. You can't do that.Copy !req
1347. How much is that?Copy !req
1348. You'd think I'd never
played this game before.Copy !req
1349. Fours, deuces,
or fives.Copy !req
1350. Searching
for a pulse, Walter?Copy !req
1351. Did I set my pipe down
somewhere?Copy !req
1352. Is this another one
of your strategicCopy !req
1353. diversionary
tactics, Walter?Copy !req
1354. I know I grabbed it.
I know I picked it up.Copy !req
1355. I'll get it for you.
You don't have to do that.Copy !req
1356. No, no, no, I'll go get it.
I don't want youCopy !req
1357. to have any excuses
when you lose this game.Copy !req
1358. BOB SR.:
He's interrupting
the flow of the game.Copy !req
1359. No, you're interrupting.
Let's play.Copy !req
1360. BOB SR.:
He reminds me
of you, Joe.Copy !req
1361. Thanks, Jack!Copy !req
1362. BOB SR.:
I love you, Joe.Copy !req
1363. Somebody play.
I'm getting old.Copy !req
1364. That kid's a sweetheart.Copy !req
1365. Here we are.Copy !req
1366. Umbrella drinks on me.
Mahalo.Copy !req
1367. Now he gets interesting.Copy !req
1368. Bang!Copy !req
1369. Ew!Copy !req
1370. Oh!Copy !req
1371. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1372. Oh, God.Copy !req
1373. Don't bounce too high.Copy !req
1374. Oh, praise the Lord, Jackie.
You're still alive.Copy !req
1375. I couldn't go through with it.
I raced back to warn you.Copy !req
1376. To warn me?Copy !req
1377. You set me up.Copy !req
1378. I swear, I couldn't
let them kill you.Copy !req
1379. And look,Copy !req
1380. you have the $200,000
in your hand.Copy !req
1381. You weren't lying about that.Copy !req
1382. God, wouldn't it be great
if you were telling the truth?Copy !req
1383. I wonder
what that would look like.Copy !req
1384. It looks like this.Copy !req
1385. So who did she shoot?Copy !req
1386. I was going for the back door,
but my friend beat me to it.Copy !req
1387. He took a bullet for me.Copy !req
1388. Bless his heart.Copy !req
1389. Shit!Copy !req
1390. What?Copy !req
1391. What? I shot Jack.
No.Copy !req
1392. Who did I shoot?Copy !req
1393. I don't know.Copy !req
1394. Some... random.Copy !req
1395. Well, there goes
that plan.Copy !req
1396. How did he get in here?Copy !req
1397. How did he know
where the key was?Copy !req
1398. I think I forgot
to lock the door.Copy !req
1399. You were drinking?Copy !req
1400. I had a couple of toddies.
Oh...Copy !req
1401. Am I dead,
and no one told me?Copy !req
1402. No, no.
Oh, honey.Copy !req
1403. What about that night
we had together?Copy !req
1404. What about it?Copy !req
1405. You know...Copy !req
1406. that there was
a real connection there.Copy !req
1407. You know it.
Yeah, I know it,Copy !req
1408. but there are a couple of bodies
lying around downstairs...Copy !req
1409. and now your brilliant
partners in crimeCopy !req
1410. are probably figuring out a way
to pin it on you right now,Copy !req
1411. so if you're smart, which you
haven't been so far...Copy !req
1412. you'll get off this island
real quick.Copy !req
1413. You'd better
swim for it.Copy !req
1414. I'm sorry
you don't believe me.Copy !req
1415. You'll never
get over me.Copy !req
1416. Yeah. So long.Copy !req
1417. He's not breathing.Copy !req
1418. Can't get a pulse.Copy !req
1419. Sometimes they put a mirror
under their nose.Copy !req
1420. How much did you dose him?Copy !req
1421. I emptied the bottle.Copy !req
1422. You could put down a troop train
with a whole bottle, Al.Copy !req
1423. Honey...
the plan was to kill Jack.Copy !req
1424. Right? With his record,
a perfect patsy.Copy !req
1425. Then kill an unconscious Ray
with a baseball bat.Copy !req
1426. Then it looks like
Jack broke in, killed Ray...Copy !req
1427. you shot Jack
in self-defense.Copy !req
1428. Don't you remember?
We went over it and over it.Copy !req
1429. Right. To cover up
the robbery.Copy !req
1430. No, no, no. Honey, no.Copy !req
1431. To kill Ray
and hush-money Nancy.Copy !req
1432. Now two bodies to dispose of.Copy !req
1433. Yeah, and neither
one of them is Jack.Copy !req
1434. And that's a big deal.
Yeah. Jack can nail us.Copy !req
1435. Oh!Copy !req
1436. Jesus, lady!Copy !req
1437. You shot me!Copy !req
1438. Ow!Copy !req
1439. One body just
disposed of itself.Copy !req
1440. I'll be damned.Copy !req
1441. Oh, Walter, I don't want
to be executed.Copy !req
1442. No. No need to worry
about that, sugar.Copy !req
1443. Hawaii doesn't have
the death penalty.Copy !req
1444. Oh, thank God.
Yeah.Copy !req
1445. Well... at least Ray is dead.
Mm-hm.Copy !req
1446. Should I whack him
with the bat anyway?Copy !req
1447. No, no, no. No.Copy !req
1448. No, we need a new plan.Copy !req
1449. New patsy.Copy !req
1450. Ray!Copy !req
1451. He shot...Copy !req
1452. some guy...Copy !req
1453. and then killed himself.Copy !req
1454. With a bat?Copy !req
1455. Or the other way around.Copy !req
1456. Don't think, babe.Copy !req
1457. Bad for the team.Copy !req
1458. How about Nancy?Copy !req
1459. Genius.Copy !req
1460. I hate her.Copy !req
1461. Okay.Copy !req
1462. I came to warn you, Jack.Copy !req
1463. That's Jack?Copy !req
1464. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1465. And there it was.
Son of a bitch.Copy !req
1466. Walter's words running
through my head like a loop...Copy !req
1467. "Sometimes things are
exactly as they appear."Copy !req
1468. It's catchy.Copy !req
1469. Like an epitaph.Copy !req
1470. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
1471. Not much of
a good hitching spot.Copy !req
1472. No, not much.Copy !req
1473. Maybe it's that disguise.Copy !req
1474. You like it?Copy !req
1475. Where are you going?Copy !req
1476. I'm escaping.Copy !req
1477. I'd really like to knowCopy !req
1478. which one of you geniuses
came up with this whole plan.Copy !req
1479. It just sort of happened
after I caughtCopy !req
1480. Walter and Alison
going at it on the boat.Copy !req
1481. Walter and Alison
were going at it?Copy !req
1482. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1483. Good Lord.Copy !req
1484. So anyway, blackmail
came immediately to mind,Copy !req
1485. but then Walter figured
a way for all of usCopy !req
1486. to get what we wanted.Copy !req
1487. I swear, I'm going
to have to be soberCopy !req
1488. if I ever try
to tell this story.Copy !req
1489. Oh, Jack, come on.
You were scamming me.Copy !req
1490. Breaking into Ray's,Copy !req
1491. getting close to me
to get next to him.Copy !req
1492. I mean,
what were you after, anyway?Copy !req
1493. I know it wasn't just about me.Copy !req
1494. Was it?Copy !req
1495. No. Come on.Copy !req
1496. Those paintings
on the wall were...Copy !req
1497. could fetch a pretty penny
in the right circles.Copy !req
1498. Jack, we don't know anybody
in the right circles.Copy !req
1499. I know plenty of people
in plenty of circles.Copy !req
1500. So why'd you stop
if you still don't believe me?Copy !req
1501. I said to myself, "Maybe...
maybe she's telling the truth.Copy !req
1502. Maybe she did come back
to warn me."Copy !req
1503. But a part of me thinks,Copy !req
1504. "She's trying
to have me picked offCopy !req
1505. like a shooting gallery duck."Copy !req
1506. Would I leave you
the combination to the safeCopy !req
1507. if I was trying
to get you killed?Copy !req
1508. Would I do that?Copy !req
1509. Hey, you're practically
my guardian angel.Copy !req
1510. Come here. Give me a kiss.Copy !req
1511. You want a kiss?Copy !req
1512. Just a little one.Copy !req
1513. I'll give you a kiss
for good luck.Copy !req
1514. Thank you.Copy !req
1515. Like Walter says,Copy !req
1516. "Sometimes
you gotta have faith.Copy !req
1517. And a little luck never hurts."Copy !req