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Kissinger.
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- Roseanne!
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Schlomo?
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- Isaac wasn't his only son.
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white, Christian men—
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we make her come with our cocks.
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He's got no roots and no attachments.
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450. You can't even look at me now, right?
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451. Danny, please don't.
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452. You put that in
"The New York Times," Guy...
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453. and I'm going to kill myself.
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454. Avi,
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455. go ask Rabbi Springer to come
and remove Danny from my class.
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456. Danny.
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457. Daniel Balint!
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458. Come back!
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463. Curtis Zampf invited us.
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464. Who?
I don't know no Curtis.
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Circle jerk?
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466. Yeah, you want to join in?
You look pretty good.
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- Billings.
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469. - Hi.
- Kyle.
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470. Danny.
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471. Hey, how are you doing?
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472. - Whoo!
- Damn.
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473. Hey, motherfucker.
Welcome, fuckface.
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474. Hey, come give me a kiss.
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475. You're not in New York anymore.
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476. Get up!
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477. Get up!
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482. which he could've easily—
easily have done.
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483. Then he could've taken England.
Then the US would never even—
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for the invasion.
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485. But he didn't— he blew it
by going after civilian targets.
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486. Just the way he blew it
on the Russian front—
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487. - Stalingrad?
- Gettysburg.
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488. We're re-fighting it
with World War I technology.
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489. It's a fucking bloodbath.
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490. It's about time somebody
kicked that guy's ass.
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492. Not anymore.
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something like that.
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497. Hell, yeah.
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499. Now remember,
you control the gun.
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500. Okay? A gun doesn't control you.
Relax.
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501. Take a deep breath and let it out
as you pull the trigger.
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502. Okay, again.
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503. Which one were you aiming at?
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506. Hey, Drake.
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507. Nice shooting.
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508. The prisoner returns.
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509. Danny!
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510. Help yourself to a drink.
I'll be there in a moment.
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511. Why won't you talk to me?
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512. - When can I see you?
- You can't.
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513. I got to go see my father.
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514. - I'm coming to your room tonight.
- No, you're not.
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515. - I am whether you like it or not.
- Carla?
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516. Fine.
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517. 12:00.
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518. But not through the house,
they'll hear you.
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519. Use the porch roof.
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520. I'll leave the window open.
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522. I'm going to Boston.
Convert the lefties.
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523. - Where's Mrs. Moebius and, uh...
- Carla?
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524. She left about an hour ago.
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525. How soon could you be back
in the city?
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526. About a week or so.
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527. There's something I want to do
out here first.
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528. Oh yeah?
What's that?
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529. Make an impact.
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530. Skater boys.
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531. Nice board, kid.
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532. I'll take the Pap smear to go.
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533. - The gentile fish.
- Ooh, I like his hair.
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534. Who does your hair?
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535. - What's Drake having?
- He'll have the waiter.
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536. - You guys know what you want?
- We sure do.
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537. Could I get a ham and cheese...
on white?
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538. We don't serve ham,
we don't serve cheese.
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539. - Well, they serve white.
- What the fuck do you serve?
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540. That's why you have the menus.
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541. Could I have roast beef with Swiss?
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542. - We don't serve cheese.
- What's wrong with cheese?
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543. This is a kosher restaurant.
We don't serve meat with dairy.
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544. What about with chicken?
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545. Chicken's meat.
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546. It says in the Bible you don't see
the kid in its mother's milk,
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547. but chicken's don't give milk.
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548. You guys want cheese that badly,
there's a pizza place next door.
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549. - You can go there.
- Okay. It's stupid though, right?
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550. I mean, admit that it's stupid.
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551. You ever milk a chicken?
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552. No, I won't admit it's stupid.
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553. You can have chicken with eggs
but you can't have it with milk?
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554. Why is that?
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555. - All right. Steve?
- Oh, Steve.
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556. - Maybe Steve can explain it.
- Hi, Steve.
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557. Steve, come over here.
You can explain this to us.
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558. - Stevie boy.
- Stevie got a stick.
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559. - I got a stick, too.
- No, no, no, let's ask him.
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560. - Oh, sweetie.
- Hey.
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561. - Got a problem here?
- We fucking do, bitch.
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562. We don't understand
why you can't have chicken with milk.
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563. It doesn't make sense.
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564. Religion's not about making sense.
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565. It's about the incomprehensible,
Steve. Not the idiotic.
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566. - Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
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567. That explains it.
Now we understand.
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568. Don't point your fucking finger
in his face, understand?
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569. Why don't you guys
just get out of here?
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570. - ... finger out of my face.
- My store.
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571. Well...
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572. since this fight seems to have been
instigated equally by both sides,
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573. I'm going to give you a choice.
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574. You can spend 30 days in jail,
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575. or you can take
some sensitivity training
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576. with some people whose experiences
have been different from yours.
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577. When I refused to have sex with him,
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578. the warden ordered
my sister Esther shot...
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579. right in front of me.
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580. Everyone considered it my fault,
so after that, of course,
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581. I did anything he wanted.
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582. Who'd want to fuck her, anyway?
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583. I hear one more remark like that,
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584. and we go back to court for re-sentencing.
Sit down, please!
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585. He was a pig like you,
so perhaps he had no taste.
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586. Thank you, Mrs. Frankel.
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587. The man was afraid to let us hide
on his farm any longer.
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588. But he agreed to take us
to a more remote place.
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589. But on the way,
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590. we were stopped by a checkpoint.
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591. When the soldiers found us in the hay,
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592. one of them tried to take my son
out of my arms.
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593. He began to cry, so I held onto him.
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594. Not to refuse the soldier,
but simply—
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595. simply to assure my son I was there.
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596. But...
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597. the sergeant became enraged.
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598. He stuck his bayonet...
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599. in my son's chest
and lifted him up impaled on it.
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600. My son was three years old.
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601. He held him so that
the blood spurting out of him
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602. fell on my face.
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603. Soldiers were laughing.
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604. And when the blood stopped,
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605. the sergeant pushed my son
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607. "There, you can have him now."
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608. What'd you do?
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610. What did you do while the sergeant
was killing your son?
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611. What could he have done?
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612. What could he have done?
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613. Sergeant's killing his kid.
What could he have done?
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614. He could've jumped the guy,
gouged his eyes out,
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615. - grabbed his bayonet—
- They would've shot him.
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616. He would've been dead in two seconds.
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617. - Who are you to judge?
- So he's dead!
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618. Big deal! He's worse than dead now.
He's a piece of shit!
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619. Okay, that's it.
You're going back.
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620. - What should he have done?
- Danny, don't listen to him.
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621. - It's all a bunch of crap.
- What's crap?
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622. The so-called holocaust.
It never happened.
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623. - Oh, please.
- It's true, Danny.
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625. At most, 200,000 Jews died in the camps,
and the majority—
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626. Have you studied the deportation figures?
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627. The Nazis kept records.
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628. If Hitler didn't kill six million Jews,
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629. why in the hell is he a hero?
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630. He's got concentration camps
all over Europe,
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631. and he only manages to get rid
of a measly 200,000?
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632. - He's a fucking putz!
- Hitler wasn't a putz.
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633. Hitler was real.
God created him
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634. to punish the Jews
for abandoning the Torah.
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635. - For God's sakes, Chaim, not here.
- Remember who you're talking to.
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636. It is you who are putzes.
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637. You little pishers...
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638. with your dreams of hatred and killing.
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639. What do you think you would have done
if you had been there?
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640. Not what he did.
Just stand there and watch?
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641. How do you know?
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642. You've never been tested like he has.
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643. Here in this rich, safe,
stupid country
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644. it is so easy to imagine oneself a hero.
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645. But you have no idea what it was like.
You can't conceive of it.
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646. Everything— all of Europe—
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647. was designed to break one's will.
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648. Millions went to camps.
Many stronger, braver than you.
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649. They did nothing,
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650. just as you would have done nothing.
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651. Where do you think you're going?
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652. We have nothing to learn
from these people.
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653. They should be learning from us.
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654. And what should we learn from you, Daniel?
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655. Kill your enemy.
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656. - What?
- Let me show you something.
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657. - What is it?
- Black powder,
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658. blasting caps,
3/4-inch galvanized pipe.
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659. - Enough to blow up a lot of people.
- Good.
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660. Hey, Danny.
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661. - Shit! Where's the light?
- Get off my fucking foot.
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662. - Get the fuck off my foot, man.
- Fuck you.
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663. It's over here.
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664. Fucking shit.
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665. Oooh.
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666. - Jew world!
- Yeah! Whoo!
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667. Pass! Pass!
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668. - I'm open. Hit me!
- Yeah!
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669. - Hey, over here, over here.
- Touchdown!
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670. Yeah, baby, yeah!
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671. Come on, man!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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672. Shut up. Fuck you.
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673. What?
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674. Nothing. What is it?
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675. Let's take one of these panels off,
hook it under the bima.
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676. Huh.
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677. Wow, man, look at this thing.
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678. Hey, what are you guys doing?
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679. Hey, hey, put it back.
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680. - Hey.
- Put it back.
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681. - Fore!
- Look at the fucking thing.
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682. Oh man, it's like a treasure.
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683. Look at this.
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684. If I were king of the forest
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685. Not prince, not duke.
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686. All right, all right, it's set.
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687. - It's set?
- Mm-hmm.
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688. - Okay, we should go.
- Come look at this fucking thing.
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689. - Holy shit!
- Oh, that's weird.
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690. - What the—
- They read right to left.
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691. Look like squashed bugs.
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692. - What kind of paper is this?
- Is it ink?
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693. - Is it blood?
- No, they use soy, man.
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694. - Danny, you all right?
- Soy.
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695. Neat calligraphy.
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696. It's called the flame alphabet.
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697. They think it's the word of God
written in fire.
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698. - Cool.
- How come you know all this shit?
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699. How come you don't?
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700. How can you say you hate Jews
if you don't know anything about 'em?
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701. Fuck you. I hate the Jews
just as much as you do.
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702. Really? What's shatnez?
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703. Tzitzith?
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704. - Titties.
- What?
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705. - Tefillin?
- Who cares?
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706. You know the kaddish
from the kiddish?
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707. If you do hate something,
you study it so you know why you hate it.
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708. Eichmann? He studied the Torah,
the Talmud, the Mishnah—
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709. the whole thing.
He hated Jews.
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710. - Who's Eichmann?
- Who's Eichmann?
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711. Eichmann was head
of the Gestapo's Jewish sector.
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712. He deported people to the camps.
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713. - Hey, don't touch the letters.
- Why the fuck not?
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714. - Just don't!
- Fucking asshole.
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715. Did you see
"Raiders of the Lost Ark"?
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716. What?
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717. That was an ark, man.
That was a Torah.
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718. They fucked around with it
and melted their faces.
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719. - That was a movie, asshole.
- Go ahead, touch the letters.
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720. - Touch the letters, I dare ya.
- Let me see.
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721. Touch it, man.
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722. Hey. Hey!
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723. What do you think of that?
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724. Fuck you!
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725. Fuck them!
Fuck you!
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726. Let's go.
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727. Come on, man,
let's get the fuck out of here.
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728. Hey! Let's go!
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729. Everyone's wary out here
about what's going to happen next.
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730. - Oh shit, guys, this is it.
- Hi, I'm Cindy Pomerantz,
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731. - with Channel 8 News...
- Guys! Guys!
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732. - with Rabbi Malcolm Greenwald.
- Guys! Get in here. This is it.
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733. How is it that tragedy and disaster
were averted in the Temple?
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734. The power cell on the timer
gave out precisely 13 minutes...
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735. - Shit.
- before it was set to go off.
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736. Once again, God intervened
to save the Jewish people.
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737. Cindy, as you know,
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738. 13 is a mystical number
in the Jewish faith.
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739. We believe that God has 13 attributes
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740. of which the highest is "Ain Sof,"
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741. which means "without end"
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742. or sometimes it means,
"nothingness without end."
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743. "Nothingness without end."
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744. Interesting.
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745. It's the purest form of spirit.
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746. - Fuck.
- Thank you so much, Rabbi.
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748. I'm Cindy Pomerantz with Channel 8 News,
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749. and I'm standing in front of Temple...
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750. Danny!
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751. - What?
- Phone!
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752. - Hello.
- Hey, Daniel Balint, how you doing?
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753. - Who's this?
- It's Guy Danielsen.
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754. Whatever happened to your article?
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755. I couldn't get an editor to run it.
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756. But I bet I can now that you put
a bomb in the synagogue.
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757. That was you, wasn't it, Danny?
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758. Hey.
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759. You want to kill a Jew?
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760. It's right up there.
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761. Just park around the corner
and we'll walk back.
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762. There's the applause.
It must be over.
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763. Lie on your stomach.
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764. Come up on your elbows.
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765. Why me?
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766. 'Cause you want to kill a Jew,
and I already did.
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767. Really?
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768. Who'd you kill?
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769. Four of them.
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770. But no one this important.
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771. How'd you know they were Jews?
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772. I can tell.
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773. How?
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774. I was a Jew in a previous life.
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775. - Thank you all very much.
- Here they come.
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776. Thank you.
Thank you again.
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777. Shoot him in the head.
Always shoot a Jew in the head.
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778. - I'm a bad shot.
- Just keep him in the crosshairs.
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779. Right there.
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780. Squeeze the trigger... slowly.
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781. - Do it.
- Good night, thank you again.
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782. - Oh my God!
- Damn it!
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783. - You missed on purpose.
- No, I didn't.
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784. I had him in the crosshairs like you said.
I'm a bad shot.
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785. - What's this?
- What?
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786. Fucking kike.
I knew it.
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787. It came from over there.
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788. The whole Jewish people
were permanently scarred
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789. by what happened at Mount Moriah.
And we still live in terror.
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790. Fear of the Lord
is the beginning of wisdom.
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791. Fear of God makes you afraid
of everything.
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792. All the Jews are good at
is being afraid and being sacrificed.
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793. Do you even believe in God?
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794. I'm the only one who does believe.
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795. I see Him for the power-drunk madman
that He is.
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796. And we're supposed to worship such a deity?
I say never!
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797. Avi, go ask Rabbi Springer to come
and remove Danny from my class.
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798. And you— if you had come out of Egypt
you would have been destroyed
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799. in the desert with all those
who worshipped the golden calf.
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800. Then let Him destroy me now.
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801. Let Him crush me like
the conceited bully that He is.
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802. Go ahead.
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803. Danny!
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804. Daniel Balint!
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805. Come back!
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806. - How are things going?
- Fine.
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807. We'd like to talk to you about something.
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808. - Are you all right?
- Yeah, yeah.
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809. We are about to launch an aboveground,
intellectually serious,
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810. fascist movement.
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811. We want to build bridges
to certain positions in politics.
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812. Works like
"The Bell Curve,"Sociobiology,"
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813. "Earth First,"The Genome Project."
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814. We want to have lectures,
invite blacks and Jews and liberals.
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815. Chomsky speaks, Stanley Crouch.
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816. You know, I've been waiting my whole life
for something like this.
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817. We want you to help us run it.
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818. Give speeches, lead seminars.
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819. Handle the fundraising.
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820. Handle the fundraising?
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821. We need someone with intelligence.
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822. Well, what about the synagogues
and Manzetti and all of that?
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823. We need intellectuals.
We have enough thugs.
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824. I'm not an intellectual.
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825. I read, but...
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826. fundraising, it's just— it's—
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827. Danny, we want you to talk to people.
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828. Can you do that for us?
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829. Well yeah, sure, I can, you know...
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830. Do you have a decent suit?
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831. We'll get him one.
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832. We'll sort him out.
We'll...
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833. get him a cell phone
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834. and anything else he needs.
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835. - Where'd you get this?
- Where'd I get what?
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836. What are you doing?
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837. Where'd you get it?
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838. I stole it from the synagogue.
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839. Can you read it?
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840. Look it, put something on.
You're not supposed to be naked in front of it.
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841. Why not?
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842. Because it's—
they think it's the word of God
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843. and it's holy and the flesh isn't.
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844. That's stupid.
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845. Yes, it's stupid.
Put something on.
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846. You see, the Jews love to separate things.
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847. Holy from the profane,
the meat from the milk,
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848. wool from the linen,
Sabbath from the week,
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849. Jew from the gentile,
as if one little scrap of this
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850. is going to completely
contaminate that.
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851. Who gets contaminated,
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852. the Jews or the gentiles?
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853. That's a good question.
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854. How come there's no punctuation?
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855. That was a later invention,
and, you know,
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856. Jews don't really need it because
they know the whole thing by heart.
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857. Every word and every letter.
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858. Do you know it like that?
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859. By heart?
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860. No.
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861. But you can read it, right?
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862. The Hebrew?
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863. - What do you care?
- Because I want to know.
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864. What's this word?
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865. Don't touch it.
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866. Um... that's...
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867. "vayomar."
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868. "And he said."
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869. What did he say?
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870. What does it mean?
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871. "And God said to Avraham,
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872. 'Take yourself away from your land,
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873. away from the place you were born,
away from your father's house...
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874. and go to a new land,
a place that I will show you.'"
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875. I want you to teach it to me.
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876. Why?
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877. Know your enemy.
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878. Because it's a basic text
of Western culture,
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879. and I want to read it
in the original, okay?
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880. Listen, it's extremely difficult.
It would take you years to learn it.
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881. I'm good at languages.
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882. Okay.
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883. Will you get that piece of paper
and that pen over there?
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884. - Aleph.
- It looks like a little swastika.
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885. Huh?
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886. It's silent and it takes a vowel.
There aren't any vowels,
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887. they're just like little dots
that go underneath the letters.
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888. I'll get you a chumash.
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889. - Bet.
- Bet.
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890. - Gimmel.
- Gimmel.
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891. - Dalet.
- Dalet.
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892. - Hey.
- Hey.
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893. How come you're here
and not with Curtis?
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894. And don't say it's 'cause
of the free Hebrew lesson.
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895. Sex is better.
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896. Even though he's—
he's got such a big dick?
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897. Well, with you there's a tragic dimension.
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898. How many of you consider yourself
anti-Semites?
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899. Good.
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900. Actually the term's a bit imprecise,
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901. seeing as Jews are only one
of the Semitic peoples.
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902. But for our purposes,
we'll say that an anti-Semite
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903. is someone that hates
or is against Jews.
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904. Why do we hate 'em?
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905. Let me put it this way...
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906. do we hate them 'cause
they go where they don't belong?
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907. Or do we hate them 'cause
they're clannish and keep to themselves?
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908. 'Cause they're tight with money,
or 'cause they flash it around?
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909. 'Cause they're Bolsheviks
or because they're capitalists?
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910. 'Cause they have the highest IQs
or the most active sex lives?
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911. You want to know the real reason
why we hate 'em?
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912. 'Cause we hate 'em.
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913. 'Cause they exist.
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914. 'Cause it's an axiom of civilization
that just as man longs for woman,
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915. loves his children and fears death,
he hates Jews.
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916. There's no reason.
And if there were,
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917. some smart-ass kike would try
and come up with an argument,
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918. try and prove us wrong,
which would only make us hate them even more.
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919. Really, we have all the reasons we need
in three simple letters.
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920. J-E-W.
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921. Jew. You say it a million times,
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922. it's the only word
that never loses its meaning.
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923. Jew, Jew, Jew.
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924. Jew. Jew. Jew, Jew, Jew,
Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew!
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925. I'll give your group 1,000 bucks.
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926. You gave 50,000 to that college magazine.
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927. Things were possible then
that aren't now.
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928. I actually feel this moment
has a lot of possibilities.
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929. I read your piece.
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930. It's very smart... and very wrong.
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931. In what ways?
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932. Forget the Jewish stuff.
It doesn't play anymore.
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933. There's only the market now,
and it doesn't care who you are.
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934. People still need values and beliefs.
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935. No, they don't.
Not the smart ones.
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936. Look...
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937. I'll give you five grand
if you can document your tax exempt status.
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938. But when you fall off this horse,
come see me.
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939. I can show you how
to make a lot of money.
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940. I don't care about money.
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941. You will.
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942. You're a Jew.
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943. You may not realize it,
but you are.
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944. Maybe I am.
Maybe we're all Jews now.
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945. What's the difference?
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946. What about Drake?
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947. Did he ever show up?
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948. No, man, it's weird.
No one's seen him.
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949. This is going to be a completely
different kind of device, okay?
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950. Stupid thing.
Do you have any idea how that made me look
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951. in front of Curtis and Lina?
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952. I know, I know. I'm sorry.
It won't happen again, okay?
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953. I got a brand new timer
plus a backup power source.
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954. Gotta kill some Jews.
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955. That's all I ever talk about,
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956. and this time it's got to happen.
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957. It will.
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958. You should go.
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959. On Shabbos, is it permitted
to pick up the phone
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960. if it's been ringing long?
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961. No. It could be a wrong number.
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962. But if you think it might be
a relative needing help,
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963. you should knock the phone
off the hook with your elbow
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964. and listen to see
who's on the line.
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965. May we peel oranges on Shabbos?
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966. Danny?
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967. Danny.
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968. Hey! It's Stuart.
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969. Schoenbaum. Schlomo.
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970. - Schlomo.
- Danny. God...
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971. God, it's been years.
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972. How you doing?
What are you doing?
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973. I'm doing great.
I'm at the rabbinic program up at JTS.
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974. - JTS.
- What are you doing?
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975. Something strange I bet.
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976. No, just— it's kind
of an underground thing.
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977. Like an artist?
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978. No, uh...
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979. like a private business.
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980. Hey, you remember Miriam.
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981. Yeah.
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982. Hey.
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983. - Hey.
- She's at Yale Law now,
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984. interning for the District Attorney.
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985. We're getting married
next spring in Jerusalem.
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986. That's great.
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987. Maybe Danny'd like to come
to the minyan for Rosh Hashanah.
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988. Great idea. We're davening
with a group from the seminary.
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989. Guess who comes? Avi.
You two can go at it like you used to.
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990. Danny and Avi used to argue
about everything.
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991. Talmud, Torah, politics, girls—
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992. - It always ended in a fistfight.
- I remember.
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993. - I always won.
- The arguments, anyway.
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994. Here, it's up at KI,
up on 101st.
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995. Try to make it.
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996. It could be fun.
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997. Yeah.
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998. My country 'tis of thee
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999. Sweet land of liberty
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1000. Of thee I sing.
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1001. "To make no graven image of the Lord
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1002. or the form of any figure
or of man or woman
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1003. or of anything
that looks like anything,
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1004. because He's not like anything."
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1005. Not only can you not
see Him or hear Him,
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1006. but you can't even think about Him?
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1007. What's the difference between that
and Him not existing at all?
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1008. There's no difference.
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1009. Christianity's silly, but at least
there's something to believe in.
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1010. Or not believe.
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1011. I mean, Judaism there's nothing.
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1012. Nothing but nothingness.
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1013. Judaism's not really about belief.
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1014. It's about doing things.
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1015. Keeping the Sabbath,
lighting candles,
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1016. visiting the sick.
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1017. And belief follows?
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1018. Nothing follows.
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1019. You don't do it because
it's smart or it's stupid.
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1020. You don't do it because you get saved,
because nobody gets saved.
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1021. You do it because the Torah tells you to
and you submit to the Torah.
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1022. That is fucked.
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1023. Don't swear in front of it, okay?
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1024. - Why should I submit?
- You shouldn't.
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1025. You think I should
just because there's no reason?
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1026. I think you shouldn't.
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1027. Judaism doesn't need a God.
You have the Torah. That's your fucking God.
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1028. The book's closed.
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1029. I think your Hebrew's
getting real good.
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1030. I told you I was good at this.
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1031. You also have nothing else
to do all day, so...
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1032. Are you saying I learned it
better and faster than you did?
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1033. Maybe it's because I'm smarter.
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1034. You think that's funny?
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1035. You think Jews are the only smart ones?
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1036. You think I'm Jewish?
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1037. It's all you ever talk about.
Jewish, Jewish, Jewish.
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1038. Only people that ever talk
about it that much are Jews.
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1039. Nazis talk about it all the time.
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1040. Do they?
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1041. Real ones.
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1042. Hitler and Goebbels,
they talked about it incessantly.
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1043. Is that why you became a Nazi,
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1044. to talk about Jews incessantly?
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1045. - You want a punch in the mouth?
- Okay.
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1046. Let's light candles on Friday
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1047. and say the kaddish.
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1048. Kaddish is a prayer for the dead.
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1049. Kiddish.
Say the kiddish.
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1050. Light candles.
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1051. Come on.
We could shave my head,
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1052. fuck through a sheet—
all that stuff.
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1053. Let's just try it.
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1054. He said to him, "Abraham."
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1055. And then he answered,
"Here I am."
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1056. Then he said,
"Take your son, your only son...
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1057. whom you love, Isaac..."
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1058. It's not his only son.
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1059. It's the only one he loves.
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1060. - Hey, Avi.
- Hey.
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1061. You only kill the ones you love,
is that right?
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1062. What are you doing here?
I thought you were an anti-Semite.
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1063. - Would you grow up?
- He's a skinhead.
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1064. It's just a style.
Avi, there are anti-racist skins.
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1065. Danny's the racist kind.
You a fascist, Danny?
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1066. - He thinks the Jews are wimps.
- What's a fascist?
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1067. I rest my case. He's a Jewish Nazi.
He always was.
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1068. - Whereas Avi's a Zionist Nazi.
- The Zionists are not Nazis.
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1069. They're racist, and act like
Stormtroopers in the territories.
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1070. And do you hate them because
they're wimps or Stormtroopers?
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1071. - They have no extermination camps.
- They have Sabra and Shattila.
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1072. - Do you just hate them?
- That wasn't genocide,
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1073. that was the Lebanese killing each other.
The Israelis knew nothing.
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1074. They knew— Sharon encouraged
the Falangists to murder them.
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1075. - We don't know that.
- Ever read "The New York Times"?
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1076. It was a war. People get killed.
I want to know why the Jews
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1077. - are held to a higher standard.
- Because we're the chosen people.
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1078. Isn't that right, Daniel?
Isn't that right?
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1079. Read early Zionist and European Jewry.
They sound like Goebbels.
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1080. They sound like you.
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1081. Just how Nazis did everything
Hitler told them,
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1082. - you do what the Torah tells you—
- Stop!
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1083. - It's identical slave mentality.
- We don't want that in here.
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1084. - Shhh!
- Not in shul.
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1085. Why'd you come tonight?
To see me?
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1086. To study Torah.
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1087. I thought you hated Torah.
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1088. Doesn't mean I don't like to study it.
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1089. Expose all the lies
and fucked up thinking.
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1090. You know the joke,
a Jew's shipwrecked on a desert island?
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1091. When they rescue him they see
he's built two synagogues.
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1092. They say,
"For what you build two synagogues?"
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1093. He says,
"One to pray in,
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1094. and one to never set foot in
so long as I live, so help me God."
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1095. You pray in the one
you'd never set foot in...
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1096. and vice versa.
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1097. This is me.
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1098. Tell me about Lina Moebius.
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1099. - How did you know about Lina?
- I work in the DA's office.
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1100. You go to those meetings,
half the people there are informants.
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1101. Like who, that "Times" guy?
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1102. - Which "Times" guy?
- There's more than one?
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1103. - Fuck.
- Be careful.
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1104. Half the right-wing money in New York
is here tonight.
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1105. They've come to see you.
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1106. If you impress them...
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1107. if you do what I know you can,
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1108. this movement will be up
and running by tomorrow.
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1109. And we will be on the front page
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1110. of "The New York Times" in six months.
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1111. - Here he is.
- Is that him?
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1112. Balint. Daniel Balint.
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1113. - Does anyone know what that is?
- A Jewish prayer.
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1114. Do you have any idea
why I would say a Jewish prayer?
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1115. Because you're a Jew.
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1116. That could be one reason.
What's another?
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1117. Let me put it this way—
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1118. who wants to destroy the Jews?
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1119. Who wants to grind their bones
into the dust?
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1120. Who wants to see them rise again?
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1121. Wealthier, more successful,
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1122. powerful, cultured,
more intelligent than ever.
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1123. You know what we have to do?
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1124. We have to love 'em.
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1125. What?
Did he say love the Jews?
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1126. It's strange, I know.
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1127. But with these people,
nothing is simple.
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1128. The Jew says all he wants is
to be left alone to study his Torah,
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1129. do a little business,
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1130. fornicate with his oversexed wife,
but it's not true.
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1131. He wants to be hated.
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1132. He longs for our scorn.
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1133. He clings to it as if it were
the very core of his being.
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1134. If Hitler had not existed,
the Jews would have invented him.
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1135. For without such hatred,
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1136. the so-called chosen people
would vanish from the earth.
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1137. And this reveals a terrible truth,
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1138. and really the crux
of our problem as Nazis.
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1139. The worse the Jews are treated,
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1140. the stronger they become.
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1141. Egyptian slavery made them a nation,
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1142. the pogroms hardened them,
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1143. Auschwitz gave birth
to the State of Israel.
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1144. Suffering, it seems,
is the very crucible of their genius.
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1145. So if the Jews are,
as one of their own has said,
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1146. a people who will not
take yes for an answer,
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1147. let us say yes to them.
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1148. They thrive on opposition?
Let us cease to oppose them.
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1149. The only way to annihilate this
insidious people once and for all
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1150. is to open our arms,
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1151. invite them into our homes,
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1152. and embrace them.
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1153. Only then will they vanish
into assimilation,
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1154. normality and love.
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1155. But we cannot pretend.
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1156. The Jew is nothing if not clever.
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1157. He will see through
hypocrisy and condescension.
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1158. To destroy him
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1159. we must love him sincerely.
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1160. Yes.
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1161. If the Jews are strengthened by hate,
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1162. then wouldn't this "destruction"
that you speak of,
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1163. whether it's by love
or any other means,
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1164. wouldn't that make them more powerful
than they are already?
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1165. Yes. Infinitely more.
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1166. They would become as God.
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1167. Look it, it's the Jews' destiny to be
annihilated so they can be deified.
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1168. Jesus understood this perfectly.
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1169. Look what was accomplished with the death
of just one enlightened Jew.
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1170. Imagine what would happen
if we killed them all?
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1171. So let us say together...
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1172. Are you out of your mind?
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1173. I was just making a point.
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1174. What point?
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1175. I do not want you
working for us anymore.
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1176. Lina!
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1177. Lina, come here!
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1178. According to the police,
he had just left the restaurant
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1179. and was walking a block and a half
back to his office
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1180. when the gunman
stepped out of this doorway,
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1181. fired seven times at point blank range,
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1182. then fled on foot.
Paramedics arrived within 90 seconds,
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1183. but Mr. Manzetti was declared dead
here at the scene.
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1184. The assailant is described
as a white male in his 20s...
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1185. - You think that I...
- Danny...
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1186. we don't want to know.
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1187. Hey, Mr. Manzetti.
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1188. Hey, Mr. Manzetti.
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1189. Did you kill Ilio Manzetti?
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1190. Lina Moebius is saying
the whole thing was your idea.
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1191. She said you proposed it
at a meeting at her house.
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1192. Oh, Jesus, Danny.
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1193. - I can't help what I think.
- You don't think that.
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1194. - I don't?
- Tell me you think it.
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1195. Are you glad Manzetti's dead?
You really want to kill Jews?
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1196. You want to kill me?
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1197. What if all along,
you were actually
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1198. infiltrating the Nazis
to expose them?
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1199. - I wasn't.
- And killing Manzetti
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1200. was just to convince them
you were a real anti-Semite.
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1201. If you had any idea somebody'd
actually shoot the guy—
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1202. - It's not true.
- Think about your father, Linda.
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1203. You don't care
about the truth at all, do you?
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1204. Danny, I'm trying to save you.
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1205. Fucking...
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1206. kike!
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1207. I need you to get
Lina Moebius on tape...
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1208. telling you to do something.
Something violent.
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1209. I don't care about the truth.
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1210. I care about you.
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1211. Kol Nidre's at 6:30.
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1212. I got to meet Stuart.
Come there if you need me.
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1213. What is this?
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1214. It's Erev Yom Kippur.
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1215. We'll have dinner, then go to shul.
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1216. Atone for our sins.
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1217. Come on, we can be like Eichmann.
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1218. He studied Torah, he hated Jews.
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1219. Is it like Eichmann?
Are you just goofing?
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1220. I don't know.
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1221. - I just wanted to try it.
- Why?
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1222. Because God commands it?
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1223. I thought God didn't exist.
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1224. He commands it
whether He exists or not.
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1225. Look, we can fight Him
and be crushed,
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1226. or we can submit.
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1227. And be crushed.
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1228. But what if...
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1229. what if submitting, being crushed,
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1230. being nothing, not mattering—
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1231. what if that's the best feeling
we can have?
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1232. Look, just light the candles with me.
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1233. You know, then we can eat.
You have to eat.
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1234. You eat first,
then you light the candles.
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1235. 'Cause once you light the candles
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1236. it's Yom Kippur and you're fasting.
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1237. I got to go.
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1238. Miriam, pick up the phone.
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1239. The holiday hasn't even started yet.
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1240. Pick up— hello?
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1241. Stuart's davening Ne'ilah
tomorrow, right?
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1242. 'Cause he always does.
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1243. Tell him I'm doing it instead.
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1244. I'm davening.
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1245. Tell him if he gives me any trouble,
I'll beat the shit out of him.
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1246. - Did you kill Manzetti?
- No, I didn't kill Manzetti.
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1247. Drake did.
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1248. Is this 60th?
Turn here. Turn right.
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1249. - Why? Why?
- Just do it.
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1250. Why so fast? Would you relax?
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1251. - What time should it go off?
- Shh, shh, shh.
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1252. 7:30 tomorrow night.
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1253. 7:30 tomorrow. 19:30 minus...
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1254. Shh, shh.
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1255. - Hand me the tape.
- Here.
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1256. It's all reinforced in here.
It won't blow out the way we want it.
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1257. Look, I know this guy
at a lumberyard.
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1258. - I can get some dynamite.
- No.
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1259. It has to be tomorrow.
It's gonna be fine,
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1260. as long as it blow up the pulpit.
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1261. - It's not going to blow out—
- Do it.
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1262. Ilio Manzetti was one
of the most respected
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1263. and influential men in New York.
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1264. As an investment banker, diplomat,
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1265. advisor to presidents and mayors,
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1266. he helped shape public
and private policy
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1267. for more than three decades.
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1268. He'll be missed, though.
This is Michael Porter
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1269. for New York 1.
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1270. You're saying that when
he first appeared at your house,
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1271. you had no idea that he was Jewish?
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1272. None whatsoever. But I can't say
I'm terribly surprised.
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1273. What do you mean?
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1274. I think anti-Semitism today
is largely a Jewish phenomenon.
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1275. Wouldn't you agree?
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1276. In the Third Reich,
weren't a number of high ranking Nazis
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1277. of Jewish origin?
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1278. Gut yontiff.
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1279. He said to him,
"You have brought this misfortune upon us.
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1280. What is your business?
Where have you come from?
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1281. What is your country
and of what people are you?"
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1282. "I am a Hebrew," he replied.
"I worship the Lord,
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1283. the God of Heaven
who made both sea and land."
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1284. Hey.
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1285. - What are you doing here?
- Miriam called looking for you.
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1286. - She told me about the service.
- Would you be quiet?
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1287. - I thought you'd come.
- You got to go, okay?
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1288. Look, I understand you want to daven,
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1289. - but these people—
- Stuart, shut up.
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1290. Danny, please.
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1291. Listen, you have to leave.
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1292. - Young man, please!
- Shhh!
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1293. - Hey.
- Can you take this outside?
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1294. - You're leaving, that's it.
- I'm trying to read this, okay?
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1295. What must we do to you
to make the sea calm around us?
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1296. For the sea was growing
more and more stormy.
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1297. He answered, "Heave me overboard
and the sea will calm down for you,
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1298. for I know that this terrible storm
came upon you on my account."
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1299. Let me talk to him.
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1300. Danny, the congregation
is expecting me to daven.
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1301. They don't want someone
they don't know.
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1302. Stuart, I got to do this.
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1303. Page 450.
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1304. Jesus Christ, you know who that is?
You see the paper?
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1305. You read the paper on Yom Kippur, Barry?
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1306. I saw the paper.
That's not him.
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1307. This guy was at Rosh Hashanah
with Stuart and Miriam.
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1308. - That guy would never go to shul.
- You want to bet?
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1309. - I'm going to go get a cop.
- Fine, get a cop.
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1310. I'm sure it's him.
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1311. - Why's he stopping?
- You got to go.
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1312. You wanted to daven, now daven.
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1313. - There's a bomb.
- Come on, Danny.
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1314. I came in here last night and
I put a bomb underneath the beam.
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1315. It'll go off at 7:30. You have five minutes
to get everyone out of here.
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1316. - What did he say?
- There's a bomb, go!
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1317. A bomb?
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1318. - Oh my God.
- We need to get out of the room!
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1319. David, get your wife
out of here. Go!
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1320. We have an emergency.
Everybody needs to exit the building.
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1321. Avi, get everybody out.
Everybody go, hurry!
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1322. Outside on the wall.
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1323. - Mother, watch your step.
- Out the door!
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1324. Danny, come on! Danny!
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1325. Danny!
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1326. - Let's go!
- What about Danny?
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1327. - He's not coming.
- What do you mean he's not coming?
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1328. If you had come out of Egypt,
you would have been destroyed
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1329. in the desert with all those
who worshipped the golden calf.
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1330. Then let Him destroy me now.
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1331. Go ahead. Kill me.
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1332. Here I am.
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1333. Do it.
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1334. Danny.
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1335. Glad you came back.
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1336. I wanted to take up
that discussion we were having.
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1337. - I can't right now.
- About Abraham and Isaac.
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1338. You remember what you said?
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1339. That Isaac actually died
on Mount Moriah.
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1340. I've been thinking maybe
you were right about that.
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1341. You remember what you said?
That Isaac actually died on Mount Moriah.
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1342. I've been thinking,
maybe you were right about that.
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1343. Died... and then reborn
in the world to come.
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1344. You remember what you said?
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1345. That Isaac actually died
on Mount Moriah.
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1346. I've been thinking maybe
you were right about that.
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1347. Died... and then reborn
in the world to come.
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1348. Danny, stop.
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1349. Where do you think you're going?
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1350. Don't you know?
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1351. There's nothing up there.
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1352. "... your only son whom you love, Isaac,
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1353. and go unto the land of Moriah
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1354. and offer him there as a sacrifice
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1355. on a mountain that I will show you."
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1356. So...
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1357. "I will show you."
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1358. It was a test of Abraham's faith,
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1359. of his devotion to God.
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1360. It's not about Abraham's faith.
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1361. It's about God's power.
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1362. Abstraction.
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1363. They're obsessed with abstraction.
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1364. "Kill your only son,
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1365. because I'm everything
and you're nothing."
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1366. "You're nothing."
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1367. Jews.
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1368. Judaism.
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1369. They're still just Jews.
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1370. Differences exist, of course.
All right?
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1371. But they're irrelevant,
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1372. 'cause for a Jew,
his Jewishness dominates everything.
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1373. And even the ones who renounce it,
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1374. and who hate its strength and want
to cut it out of their hearts...
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