1. First off I'd like
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3. Before the festivities begin.
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4. Tonight marks the
official return
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Harvest Hootenanny.
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our appreciation
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uh, celebration
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Lord for all He's done for us
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10. for our little town
of Wheary Falls.
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11. Now as a reminder to all
your trick or treaters
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12. Wheary Farms property
if off limits tonight.
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there handing out candy.
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that right here in town.
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to have fun, be safe
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rules that we discussed.
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17. Now let's all head on
up to the school house
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19. Well, you heard the preacher,
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off limits tonight.
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23. he might see the
Boogeyman or something?
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24. I'm not chicken.
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up here by ourselves.
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27. There's a jack-o-lantern
waiting for us.
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remember the rules.
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outside the door,
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just go back to town.
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on all the good stuff.
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36. But what if there's
special candy in there?
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37. And we're the only ones brave
enough to come and get it.
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38. Trick or treat, trick or
treat, trick or treat.
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39. Trick or treat,
smell by feet, give.
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40. Happy Halloween.
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41. Come on kids, let's go.
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42. And so every
year on Halloween,
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43. the legend of the barn
tells how's evil's released.
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44. It takes the form
of three demons
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45. dressed as trick or
treaters with evil grins.
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46. The Boogeyman wants
to crack your back
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to carry in his sack.
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48. The pumpkin man Hallow Jack
wants to carve out your head
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vines until you're dead.
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50. And if you get
scared, don't you cry.
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51. Or the Candy Corn Scarecrow
will surely eat your eyes.
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52. Three knocks on their
door shall set them free
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53. and only if you say the
words trick or treat.
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54. Oh, spooky costumes kids.
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55. Have fun tonight.
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56. Hey where are my treats?
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57. Where's your costume?
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58. Whatever, pumpkins are
lame and so's your story.
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59. Hey whoa, whoa, whoa,
look my bowls empty alright.
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60. There's more treats in
that barrel over there,
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from the bottom alright.
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62. Hey.
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63. Hey!
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64. Happy Halloween.
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65. Damn Sam.
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66. You think you could've found
me a tighter pair of shorts.
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67. I mean, I'm gonna have to do
a cavity search for my balls.
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68. Oh man, they're
not that tight.
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69. I still don't get why we
have to scare all the kids
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like something spooky.
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71. It's because it's
the costume rule Josh.
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72. The whole point of
dressing scary is to fool
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believing we're one of them.
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74. Trust me.
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scary if he wants candy.
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76. He learned an
important lesson today.
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77. What?
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79. Probably.
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80. You never know man, maybe
one day it'll save our lives.
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81. If we're ever in a situation
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82. where we need your Halloween
rules to save our lives,
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83. then we're in a
shit ton of trouble.
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84. Why don't you just
get back in your barrel
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85. before another group comes.
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86. Oh, did you hear that?
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87. Another group's coming.
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88. Great.
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89. Mr. Daniels.
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90. I see you're terrifying
the children again.
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91. Trick or treat to
you too Miss Barnhart.
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92. I believe you were
told last Halloween
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93. to stop scaring the children
with your barn tales.
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94. Yes I was asked to stop
scaring them next Halloween.
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95. Seeing as how it's October 30th,
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97. Oh.
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98. Very funny Mr. Daniels.
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99. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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100. Now I think you'd
go much further
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101. if you'd just stop with the
excuses and just act your age.
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102. You know what?
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103. I will make you a deal.
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104. I promise to stop scaring
kids with my barn story
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105. if you promise to help me
clean this up and put it away.
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106. Really?
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107. Indeed Mr. Daniels.
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108. It all goes in that
barrel right over there.
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109. That barrel?
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110. Yep.
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111. Okay.
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112. Oh by the way Miss Barnhart.
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113. Yes.
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114. Happy Halloween.
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115. Joshua Harper,
you of all people.
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116. The son of our pastor.
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117. To be celebrating Devil's Night,
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118. what would father
think if he were alive?
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119. If my father was still alive
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fill his shoes in his Church.
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121. I hope you enjoyed yourself.
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122. Thanks to you two,
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123. Helen's Valley will not
see another Halloween.
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124. And I'll make sure of it.
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125. Thank you for covering
my ass back there.
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126. Do you believe this woman?
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year since my dad died
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she runs his Church
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130. As long as she's in charge,
I'll never be seen at Church.
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131. Yeah.
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132. And who is she to tell us
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to trick or treat?
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134. What?
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135. Oh dude, did you hear that?
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136. I think my dad's home early.
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137. Yep, you got all
this for a minute?
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138. I'm gonna go inside and grab
some garbage bags and stuff.
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139. Sounds good partner.
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140. Yeah, I'm gonna go get
changed before we head out.
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141. Yet again
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142. I am sorry to hear about
all of that Miss Barnhart.
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143. Well if that's what he has
to do to make up to you,
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144. I'll tell him right now.
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145. Yeah, sounds great.
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146. Okay, goodbye.
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147. You want to explain
that phone call?
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148. Dad, she broke the rule.
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149. She never said trick or treat.
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150. Dammit Sam.
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151. For someone who is so bent
on the rules for Halloween
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153. in the rules of responsibility.
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154. Do you realize that
in seven months
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156. What does that have to
do with a stupid prank?
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157. Do you really want
your legacy in this town
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so obsessed with himself
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159. and Halloween that he
didn't know when to grow up.
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160. I thought that when
you and your buddies,
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Hell began mowing lawns.
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162. That you were growing
out of your kid phase.
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163. But, low and behold,
when the leaves change
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164. so do your priorities.
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165. You don't get it dude.
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166. I didn't choose to
stop being a kid.
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167. You and everyone else in this
town decided that for me.
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168. Well then, this is
your lucky day pal.
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169. Miss Barnhart knows how much
you enjoy acting like a kid
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170. so that's why she's
giving you the experience
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171. of going door to door and
collecting goods tomorrow night
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172. for the Church's food bank.
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173. Oh and uh, by the way,
enjoy yourself tonight.
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174. Because after tomorrow
you're grounded, dude.
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175. So both you guys
have to do it?
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176. Well?
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177. Of course Russ,
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178. I'm the one that jumped
out and scared her.
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179. So what's the 411
on tomorrow huh?
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180. We gonna egg some cars?
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181. Tee-pee some houses?
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182. Have a little ding
dong ditch huh?
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boy scout I'm grounded.
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186. Yeah, but um, we'll
figure something out.
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187. Alright cool, cool.
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188. I'll meet you guys at concessions
in a little bit alright?
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189. Alright man.
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190. Oh hey Sammy,
Michelle's working.
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191. Ooh.
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192. Oh shit what up pops?
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193. Okay, yeah we'll
see you over there.
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194. Skate and whirl!
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195. So, Gardener's From Hell huh?
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196. What?
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197. That's what you said
your dad called us.
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198. Dude, he was just
being a dick weed.
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199. I don't know, it's
not a bad name actually.
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200. It's beats being called
The Bushwhackers.
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201. Hey, hey Michelle.
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202. Hi.
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203. I will have a slice
of pizza, a cola
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205. Anything for you Sam?
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206. Um...
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207. He'll just have your phone number.
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208. What?
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209. Hey Michelle.
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210. I'm gonna take the same.
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211. That's right, yeah.
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212. Alright well you guys can take a seat
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213. and I'll bring it out to you.
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214. Oh and you guys better hurry
up Rock Block's just starting.
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215. Oh yeah, yeah, go go go.
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216. Wig it out if I miss this.
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217. Hello I'm your host Dr. Rock.
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of the biggest rock bands
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219. on the music scene here to
make a huge announcement.
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220. All this and more as part
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Halloween edition
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222. of the Rock Block with Dr. Rock.
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223. You wanted 'em, I got 'em.
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224. The one, the only Demon Inferno.
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225. Always a pleasure, always
a pleasure to see you guys.
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226. You gotta tell us what
is this big announcement
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227. that you came out here on
the Rock Block with Dr. Rock
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228. to tell the world?
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229. Well Doctor.
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230. Tomorrow night, on
Halloween, me and the boys
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231. are gonna be playing a
special show at 11:59 p.m..
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232. So all you kids need to be
there and rock 'n' roll.
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233. Rock 'n' roll that's right.
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on the Rock Block.
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wanna get out there
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Inferno just...
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237. Now that would be a bitching
last Halloween together.
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238. What are you doing?
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239. Listen, we wanna see
this band live right.
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240. Yeah.
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241. And we have to go trick
or treating for Barnhart.
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242. So, why don't we kill
two birds with one stone.
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243. How?
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244. We take a car, drive
towards the concert.
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245. Stop by some town on
the way, trick or treat.
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246. Barnhart didn't say that
the goods couldn't be candy.
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247. It's the ultimate screw you
to her from the both of us.
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248. Yeah, but what about your dad?
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249. Listen, he said
it himself okay.
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250. Once school ends then
everything changes.
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251. Look at this opportunity.
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252. A Demon Inferno concert
and trick or treating.
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253. This could be the night that
makes us legends in this town.
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254. One last hurrah.
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255. One last hurrah.
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256. Well, um, Sam was just saying
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257. how he'd like to see Demon
Inferno tomorrow night
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258. and I was wondering if
y'all liked to tag along.
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259. One last hurrah.
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260. Me, seriously?
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261. Going to see Billy
Michaels live?
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262. My shift ends in 15, we'll talk.
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263. Thanks Sam.
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264. What?
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score a ride there?
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266. Look.
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268. Tomorrow being our one month
anniversary and everything
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something special.
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270. Something other than hiding
from everyone at the drive-in.
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271. Nikki babe, we'll go do
something special soon.
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273. Okay.
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had planned for me tonight?
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275. Uh well, you mean
something like this?
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276. I might say that's something.
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278. Oh!
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279. Oh Nikki's ta-ta tittys.
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280. Ah yeah.
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281. What the hells guys?
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282. I was just getting
to second base.
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283. Yeah you were.
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284. Hey listen, can
we borrow your van?
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285. What?
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286. Got another lawn
gate or something?
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287. You know half your
shits still in the back
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289. No, no, no, it's not
a job but we'll pay you.
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290. You still owe me from last time man.
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291. Demon Inferno just rescheduled
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concert for tomorrow.
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293. Seriously?
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294. - Yeah.
- Oh this is perfect.
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295. Yeah.
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296. What does that mean?
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297. Oh man it means, you
bring the gas money
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298. and I'll bring the party.
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299. Hey Sam, I thought you
said that turn back there
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300. was supposed to be a shortcut?
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301. Yeah I'm telling you it is.
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302. You know what, here,
check the map yourself.
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303. He's right.
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304. All we gotta do is
follow this road.
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305. Oh, uh, Chris.
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306. We have to stop at the
first town we come across
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308. That way we can
get this done okay?
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309. Why don't you just buy the
candy and give it Barnhart?
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310. Oh no, Sammy boy here believes
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311. candy given to you on All
Hallows Eve isn't just candy.
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312. It's candy with
the devil's touch.
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313. What?
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314. Oh yeah, it's just one of
his many rules of Halloween.
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315. Shut the hell up.
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316. What are you talking about?
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317. Oh, you guys will just
think they're stupid.
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318. No, come on tell us.
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319. What about the candy?
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320. Okay.
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candy I have called The Treat.
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322. It, uh, you know, say you
knock on someones door
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pick treat and all is well
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to leave them alone
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327. Therefore, it's more
than just candy.
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329. Yeah, exactly.
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330. Oh, alright okay, okay.
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331. Well you got anymore?
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332. Seriously?
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a town up ahead.
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336. Well guys,
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found our party spot.
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338. Where is this town?
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339. This must be like an old back entrance
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why the road is closed.
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341. I'm not finding it on the map.
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have been forgotten
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345. Well there you go Sammy
boy, one last hurrah right?
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348. This is Dr. Rock
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buy your tickets
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Halloween concert.
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out of curiosity.
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egging houses thing
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of rules Sammy boy?
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never finished your list.
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- Come on.
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mischief or retaliation
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make offerings.
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rule about partying?
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366. Yeah I do actually,
it's called The Harvest.
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367. It's a way for people to
thank the gods for their crops
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sometimes even human sacrifices.
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371. No, no no no, tell 'em the
one you call The Golden Rule.
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372. Ooh.
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pretty interesting.
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374. Yeah, it's actually called
Never Trick The Treat.
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a treat is given
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on the giver afterwards.
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377. See if you truly
believe in evil,
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a deal on Halloween.
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379. This is the one
night of the year
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381. It's a good thing I don't
believe in any of that shit.
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like that barn legend
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384. Yeah, how did that rhyme go again?
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your tits backwards
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plows your butt
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Scarecrow busts his nut.
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made up by farmers
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their properties.
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only ones out here tonight?
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with this story anyway Sam?
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working in the mines.
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he'd tell me the tale.
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the sleep with lights off.
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head out like a pumpkin,
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ripping out my eyes.
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of the Boogeyman.
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me from trick or treating.
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made up these rules
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protection on Halloween.
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410. I don't know, stupid
kids stuff I guess.
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413. Please a miner, a
scarecrow, a pumpkin man?
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someone's skull out anyways.
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get back to the game.
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truth for a night.
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up to the barn door,
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say trick or treat.
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447. Yeah guys, maybe this really
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448. Ah, too easy.
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452. Check this place out.
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453. It's a lot bigger than
it looks from the outside.
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454. Check out the bitching mower.
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455. That is totally grody.
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456. Someone better check the
expiration date on those.
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457. Russ?
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458. You okay man?
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459. Boo!
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460. Shit dude.
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462. Gross,
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463. this must have been a
slaughterhouse or something.
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464. Why do you say that?
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465. 'Cause it smells like rotten meat.
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466. Yeah seriously, barf-a-rama.
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467. I don't know boys,
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y'all got about an hour
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470. before this van books out.
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471. Chill dude, we'll
be back in time.
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472. I'll grab you a
costume Michelle.
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473. What about you Russ,
you coming along?
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474. Nah, you go have fun.
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475. I think I'm gonna
hang here and veg.
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476. And try to figure out
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477. where the hell that
smells coming from.
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478. Alright, well
have fun with that.
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479. Damn.
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480. Grody.
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481. To the max.
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482. Shit Sam, you scared
the hell out of me.
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483. Hey, kill that light, I
found a fucking head yo.
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485. Oh shit!
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487. Take your blindfold off.
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488. Christopher, this is awesome.
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490. I found it while you and
your gal pal were chatting.
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491. You know, I figured if someone
went through all this trouble
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492. to leave it out here, we might
as well make some use of it.
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493. You know, stare at the stars.
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494. Snuggle up on this Hallow night.
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495. You're too romantic.
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496. But, the real reason I
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497. Oh my god, Christopher.
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498. It's beautiful, thank you.
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499. So, where did we leave off?
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500. I believe you were
rounding first base,
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502. That's right.
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503. I think I just got my
seventh inning stretch.
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504. Got the uh, toilet paper?
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505. Affirmative.
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506. You got the eggs,
you got the M-80's?
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507. Double affirmative.
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508. What do you boys have planned?
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509. Ooh tonight it's about reclaiming
what was taken from us.
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510. Anybody that tells
us we're too old
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511. to go trick or treating is
getting a face full of yolk
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512. and a tree full of tee pee.
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513. And the M-80's?
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514. Them be for pumpkins.
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515. Okay, alright.
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516. Whoa, Wheary Falls huh?
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Deathville's real name.
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518. Trust me when I say it.
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519. Stay away from them pumpkins.
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520. This is how they watch us.
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thank me tomorrow
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524. Oh hi kids, great costumes.
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525. Oh, no way.
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527. Anything babe.
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528. What's your whole take on
Michelle and her virgin act?
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529. It's, it's no act.
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530. She's an honest
to God good girl.
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someone watching us.
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532. Where?
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533. You know I bet it's
Russell, freaking pervert.
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534. Bet that hose has been
watching us the whole time.
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535. Give me a sec babe.
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536. I'm gonna go follow him
and tell him something.
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537. Chris, is that you?
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538. This isn't funny.
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539. Screw this, I'm going
back to the van.
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540. Russell you scared
the shit out of me.
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541. What are you wearing?
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542. Can you even see out of that?
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543. Anyways, Chris is looking for
you and he's super pissed.
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544. How'd you even
get this thing on?
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545. Help!
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546. Oh man.
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547. I'll tell you
one thing for sure,
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548. no one is ever gonna forget
the tale of Sam and Josh.
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549. Two guys took on Bitchy
Barnhart and destroyed her.
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550. I mean, that's one heck of
a legacy to leave behind.
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551. Kids are gonna be talking
about you guys forever.
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552. Do you really want
your legacy in this town
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with himself and Halloween
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when to grow up?
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555. Yeah.
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556. Yeah, I was thinking of.
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557. You mind waiting for up Josh,
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558. I gotta go back and get
those houses you know.
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559. They had some
pretty good treats.
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560. And double up on some.
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561. I'll be right back, I'm
gonna get you for that.
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562. So, what do you think?
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563. He's great.
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564. What?
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565. Oh you mean trick,
trick or treating.
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566. It's, it's awesome, I, um.
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567. If I told you something
could you keep it a secret?
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568. I think I can handle a secret.
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569. Okay well, I've kind of had
a crush on Sam for a while now
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570. and I'm not, I'm not
really sure about it.
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571. What aren't you sure about?
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572. I'm not sure if he likes me,
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being nice to me.
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574. What do you think?
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575. I think you should follow
your heart on this one.
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576. Hey penis breath,
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577. you were pretty fast
getting back here
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578. but I know it was
you watching us.
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579. Oh, you're not Russell.
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580. Hey uh, um.
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581. I'm looking for the guy that
was wearing those headphones.
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582. What the fuck?
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583. What the fuck?
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584. Nikki!
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585. Nikki!
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586. Fuck man where?
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587. Oh.
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588. No, no, no, no fucking.
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589. Holy shit.
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590. I'm so sorry.
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591. Oh shit.
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592. Fuck.
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593. Keep going.
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595. No.
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596. Oh.
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597. It's exactly how I thought
it would be, you?
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598. I didn't think this night
could get much radder, you know.
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599. You being here, this is, this
is the best Halloween ever.
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601. Me too.
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602. Well Sam boy, that's it.
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603. Mission accomplished.
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604. Damn Sam, look at
your candy sack.
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every house for seconds?
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606. This, this is nothing.
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607. What's in it, let me see.
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609. Is that Chris?
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610. Hey have you seen anyone
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611. dressed like the devil
and the grim reaper?
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612. Oh what.
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613. Oh shit.
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614. Now why would Chris be
running down the street?
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615. Come on guys let's go.
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616. Oh.
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618. Did that guy just steal
your candy sack?
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619. Yeah.
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620. Well what are we
waiting for dude.
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621. Yeah but, did you
see their faces?
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622. Yeah Sam, they're
dressed like your demons.
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623. So we gonna cover their
faces in egg yolk or what?
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624. Let's just forget
about it guys,
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626. Dammit, there was more
than just candy in that bag.
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627. Let's go to the
school house party
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628. I heard people talking about.
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630. candy with the devils
touch on it there.
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631. Fine, but only for five
minutes and then we gotta split.
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632. We can't miss this concert.
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633. Hey.
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634. Wait up.
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635. Hey you, don't touch that dial.
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636. There's much more
madness to come
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637. here at Monster Madness
on Channel Three.
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638. There's a radio on the truck.
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639. Hmm?
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641. This gasoline truck
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642. came speeding right
across the road.
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643. Hmm.
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644. Their must've been
10, 15 of these things
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646. You kids scared me to death.
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647. Your costumes are great,
they're so realistic.
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648. I bet you want some
more apples don't you.
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649. Did you come in here
for some more apples?
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650. Here you go.
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651. Harvest Hootenanny.
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652. Alright.
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653. Hello everyone, it's
good to see all your faces
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654. out there in the crowd
tonight again this year.
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655. I won't make this long
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656. 'cause I know we're all
eager to enjoy ourselves.
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657. Tonight marks the
30th anniversary
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658. of what's become known as the
Annual Harvest Hootenanny.
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659. Who's ready to let the
festivities continue?
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660. Thank you preacher.
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661. Here's one you all know.
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662. Sing along with me.
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663. You're the guy who likes
to smash pumpkins huh?
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664. Indeed.
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665. George Hayward's the name.
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666. Smashing them pumpkins
is the best way
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667. to keep those god damn
demons from coming into town.
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668. Wait.
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669. What did you just say?
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670. Wait a minute, you two
don't look familiar at all.
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671. It's, it's the costumes.
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672. It throws everyone off.
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673. What were you just saying?
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674. Something about
those damn demons?
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675. That children's rhyme
has glorified those beasts
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676. for way too long now.
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677. So I'm gonna tell you guys
this for your own protection.
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678. You see, the part many
folks don't realize is,
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679. it was the devil himself that
sent those creatures here
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680. to take the flesh of
the living back to hell.
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681. Okay, see you in a few, bye.
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682. Matthew.
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683. The miner, the one
they call the Boogeyman.
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684. He's the Devil's right hand man.
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685. In the beginning he was
in charge of digging
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686. that godforsaken tunnel
out of hell into our world.
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687. You're probably too
young to remember
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689. But I believe those miners
stumbled upon that tunnel.
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690. Oh yeah, so that's why he's
dressed like a miner too.
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691. Digging holes and stuff, yeah.
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692. What, what do you
know about Hallow Jack?
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693. The pumpkin man?
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694. Oh he's the watcher.
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695. He can take anyone of those
pumpkins out of his patch
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696. and use them for his eyes
to watch over the land.
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697. He signals the other ones
of approaching flesh.
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698. So he's like a, he's like
a guard dog huh?
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699. So that's why you were
smashing pumpkins.
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700. Or just because
he's a crazy drunk.
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701. But, let's just.
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702. Tell us what you know about
uh, the Candy Corn Scarecrow.
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703. The straw man, well he's
the protector of the harvest.
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704. He makes sure the crops
grow right and stay safe.
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705. He'll chew up anything with
those rotten teeth of his,
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706. that try to enter that
ground, to harm that corn.
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707. So how exactly do you know
so much about all this again?
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708. Because, when I
was a younger boy
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709. I watched them slaughter
my best friend Shirley.
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710. I'm sure y'all realize by now
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711. that no one around
here believes me.
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712. They all think that she died
from some equipment accident
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714. So why didn't they kill you?
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715. I don't know.
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716. It's like they just didn't
see me or something.
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717. Where you wearing
a mask or something?
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718. Come on, this guy's
obviously had one too many.
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719. Maybe I have son,
but I've earned it.
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720. For the last three decades,
I've done everything I could
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721. to keep those creatures
from coming into town.
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722. But nobody here appreciates
it because nobody believes it.
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723. I can relate.
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724. Here you go boys.
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725. Thanks Michelle.
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727. Thanks.
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seen these monsters
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729. then you know where the barn is?
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730. Sam we gotta jam, we
don't even have tickets yet.
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731. Would you stop spazzing about
the concert for one minute?
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732. You know what?
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733. I've had enough.
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734. I know you're hoping for some
validation from this guy,
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735. but you need to accept it Sam.
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736. Your dad's right.
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737. You need to grow up and
forget about all this crap.
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738. Are you kidding me?
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739. You too?
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740. Okay boys let's just chill out
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741. before we say
something we regret.
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742. No it's okay Michelle.
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743. Go ahead Sam,
what's your damage?
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744. Ever since your dad died
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745. you've been this completely
different person.
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746. Oh yeah.
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747. You just want me to
believe in all this
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748. Halloween legend mumbo-jumbo,
that's all this is about.
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749. But while we're being honest,
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750. why don't you
inform Michelle here
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751. that I'm the reason
she came along.
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752. Because you weren't
gonna ask her.
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753. What?
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754. Is that true Sam?
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755. Kind of.
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756. It's not like I didn't
want you to come along.
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757. I'm going back to the van.
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758. Michelle wait.
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759. Well how about this whole
trick or treating punishment
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760. was for me and for me alone.
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761. You didn't have to come along.
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762. So you lied to me?
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763. You made me dress
up like an idiot?
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764. Hey man, you made
the assumption.
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765. Unbelievable.
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766. For years I've saved your ass.
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767. Well guess what, I'm out.
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768. And I'm keeping the
candy, so suck it.
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769. Fine.
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770. Go.
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771. Sam!
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772. Chris?
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773. What are you, what
are you doing here?
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774. Russell, Nikki,
they're all dead man.
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775. The legends real, I
saw the Boogeyman.
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776. I watched him eat a
fucking face burger
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777. made out of Russell's head.
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778. What?
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779. Three of 'em, just
like the legend said,
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780. they followed me into town.
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781. Now everybody's gone,
they're all dead.
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782. Yeah!
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783. Here's another one for ya.
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784. Holy shit.
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785. You burned me good.
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786. I'm gonna go get
my candy back now.
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787. Hey ugly.
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788. Jokes over buddy, I
want my candy back now.
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789. Are you deaf penis?
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790. Give me the bag.
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791. Come on, come on.
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792. Go, go come on!
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793. Oh my god!
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794. What do you want you freak?
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795. Screw this guys, I'm
going back to the van.
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796. Stop.
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797. Oh my god!
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798. Oh my God!
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799. What are they doing?
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800. They're collecting
their treats.
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801. What do you think this
night's all about?
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802. That flesh is for the devil.
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803. I knew it was only
a matter of time
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804. before they'd come into
town for a feeding.
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805. Is there anyway to stop them?
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806. You can't.
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807. As long as there's
flesh to take back.
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808. They're not gonna stop
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809. 'til whoever knocked on
that doors ground meat.
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810. We gotta find Michelle
before those creatures do.
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813. So if I can stop
'em from collecting,
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814. maybe there's a chance
that'll stop the feeding.
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815. Come on.
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816. Come on.
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817. Get back.
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818. Back.
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819. Come on.
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820. We gotta help him.
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821. How man?
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822. They'll kill us.
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823. I don't know.
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824. Think, you know
all the traditions.
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825. Just give me a
minute to think.
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826. Put your mask on.
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827. Look around man, no one
else is left standing
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828. they aren't dressed scary.
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829. Oh shit, Jesus Christ.
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830. Holy shit that worked.
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831. I tried boys.
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832. They were just too
strong together.
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833. If you want any chance
of saving your friends,
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835. Here, I don't know what this is,
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836. it was on the miner's neck.
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837. It might be important.
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838. I found this too.
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839. I'm a goner boys.
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840. You freed me from this burden.
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841. Just do me one more favor.
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842. Send those motherfuckers
back to hell.
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843. The plan is we
stop the feeding.
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844. Shouldn't we be
searching the barn
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845. for Michelle and Chris first?
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846. No.
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847. If we go in that barn
we're all goners.
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848. You saw what happened to George
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849. when he took them
all on at once.
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850. Wait.
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851. He said they were all
protectors of different places.
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852. And what does that
have to do with anything?
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853. We go to the
places they protect
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854. and we call them out one by one.
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855. So how do we get
their attention?
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856. We follow my rules.
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857. We knocked on that barn door
and we said trick or treat.
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858. And guess what?
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859. They didn't give us a treat.
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861. Exactly.
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862. Well, here's
the pumpkin patch.
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864. Hallow Jack waits
for a person's flesh.
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865. How are we gonna draw him out?
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866. Here, here give me an egg.
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867. Give me an egg.
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868. Come on man, come on,
hurry, give me an egg.
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869. This ought to piss him off.
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870. It's not even possible
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871. to carve someone's
skull out anyways.
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872. Did you hear that?
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873. What?
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874. Josh?
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875. What's up?
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876. Huh?
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877. It doesn't just see
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878. it becomes them.
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879. Josh, we need to start
smashing pumpkins.
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880. Is that all of 'em?
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881. Yeah I'm pretty sure.
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882. Well that was easy.
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883. Yeah.
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884. What the?
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885. What the hell is this?
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886. Josh?
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887. Sam?
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888. Go!
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889. Josh, Josh quick.
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890. Pump it, pump it.
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891. It's stuck.
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892. Just pump it!
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893. I can't believe that worked.
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894. I can't believe that worked.
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895. Holy shit.
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896. Come on.
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897. It worked, it worked.
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898. Ew.
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899. Josh.
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901. Let's make some pumpkin pie.
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902. See you later alligator.
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903. We did it.
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904. I can't believe that worked.
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905. Now what?
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906. Uh, we get to the corn field.
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907. Come on let's burn
this mother down.
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908. Shh, shh.
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909. Did you hear that?
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910. Nikki.
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911. Where are you you
Candy Corn bastard!
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912. Josh.
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913. Come on!
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914. Josh, shut up.
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915. We don't know what else
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916. Calm down.
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917. I'm gonna kill you.
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918. Yeah, yeah.
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919. He's mine.
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920. Eat shit and die.
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922. Sam, light up that corn stock.
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923. Let's what this piece
of shit straw man burn.
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924. Josh!
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925. Sam.
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926. No!
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927. Ew.
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928. Josh?
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929. Sam, Sam!
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930. Josh!
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931. Josh!
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932. No!
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933. Come back.
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934. No.
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935. No, no no no no.
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936. Josh.
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937. Josh.
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938. I can't do this alone.
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939. As I said before, a special
evening is upon us.
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940. It was not that long ago now,
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941. but I can still
remember the night
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942. that He came to me
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943. and said He had heard my
unanswered prayers for help.
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944. He said He would
restore our soil
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945. and help us bring
back our harvest
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946. if only we would help restore
what had been taken from Him.
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947. Now every Halloween, curious
teenagers come to these doors
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948. in search of our legend and
to fall prey to our plan.
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949. As I said before, a
special evening is upon us.
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950. Because at midnight tonight,
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951. when the harvest moon
shines at its brightest.
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952. The Lord will rise from His
pits to collect His treats.
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953. He's especially
going to like this one.
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954. Come on my dear.
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955. You are going to be the treat
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956. that he saves 'til last.
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957. Oh I see one of our
protectors has returned.
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958. Is that what's left
of the teenagers?
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959. Ah, then let the ceremony begin.
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960. Oh Lord we offer
these gifts to You.
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961. - Except this virgins strength.
- No.
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962. For all that You
have done for us
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963. and a token of
Your appreciation.
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964. What the?
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965. Everybody stand still.
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966. Don't move or I'll
cut his head off,
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967. just like I did your scarecrow.
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968. Son, I think you're outnumbered.
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969. Sam!
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970. You're still alive.
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971. It's time to harvest bitch.
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972. Get away from her.
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973. Come on.
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974. Josh, come on let's go.
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975. I got it Sam, just
get in the van and go.
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976. What?
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977. Someone's gotta stay and
make sure the feeding ends.
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978. Just go.
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979. - No!
- Both of you.
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980. Come on.
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981. Take this.
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982. Okay.
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983. Get in the van.
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984. I need you to wear this.
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985. Sam, I know he said to
go but we can't leave him.
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986. They need you now, okay.
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987. You've become part
of the feeding.
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988. If you don't go, it won't end.
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989. Alright look,
you're gonna drive.
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990. You're gonna drive
as far as you can.
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991. You're gonna find a payphone,
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992. you're gonna call for help
and you're gonna keep driving.
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993. No, I'm not gonna
leave you here.
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994. You have to.
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995. If I don't make it back,
make sure Barnhart gets this.
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996. I wanna be remembered for
doing the right thing.
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997. Now go.
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998. Drive.
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999. Why would you do this?
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1000. You're supposed to
be a man of God.
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1001. I am a man of God.
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1002. Just not your God.
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1003. He betrayed us and
left us with nothing.
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1004. Well what's the point
in having a harvest
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1005. if your whole town is dead.
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1006. What are you talking about?
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1007. Your protectors.
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1008. They did a lot more
killing than protecting
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1009. at your town dance tonight.
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1010. Impossible.
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1011. Well they're all dead now.
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1012. You may have convinced them
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1013. the barn was condemned
and dangerous.
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1014. But they didn't
believe in the legend
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1015. and that's what made
them weak and helpless.
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1016. Hey.
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1017. I wouldn't do that
if I were you.
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1018. Sam.
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1019. What are you doing here?
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1020. Where's Michelle?
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1021. I sent her to go get help.
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1022. But we gotta bigger
fish to fry than him.
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1023. Give me the weedkiller.
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1024. The Boogeyman's
still out there man.
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1025. Oh Heavenly Father
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1026. I pray for Your
guidance and protection.
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1027. Bless this festival
with your presence
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1028. and purify everything
it touches.
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1029. No!
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1030. Is that all the flesh?
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1031. The rest of it
is in the basement.
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1032. It's almost midnight and
you'll never find the key.
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1033. You mean this key?
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1034. Fools do you
realize the flesh...
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1035. - Josh!
- You must be...
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1036. What did I just do?
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1037. He's one of them.
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1038. You did what you had to do.
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1039. Listen it's almost midnight man.
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1040. We've gotta to the basement
and get the rest of that flesh.
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1041. Hey, I got it, I
got it right here.
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1042. Give me the tank.
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1043. I found it.
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1044. No!
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1045. I'm not afraid of you anymore.
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1046. What?
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1047. Sam!
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1048. Sam, Sam!
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1049. Is he dead?
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1050. Yeah, he's, he's dead.
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1051. What about the flesh?
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1052. It's done.
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1053. I think I found
the hole to hell.
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1054. We gotta go come on.
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1055. Come on, we gotta go.
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1056. Come on!
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1057. Come on.
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1058. Wait, what's that smell?
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1059. Dude, the barn's on fire.
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1060. You gotta be kidding me,
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1061. there's gotta be
another way out.
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1062. You gotta be kidding me.
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1063. There's no doors,
there's no windows.
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1064. It's over Josh,
there's no way out.
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1065. Hey Boogeyman.
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1066. Trick or treat bitch.
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1067. It's over.
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1068. We stopped it.
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1069. So no more feeding?
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1070. No more feeding.
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1071. But we still gotta
find a way out of here.
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1072. Oh, Sam.
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1073. I think I need to sit down.
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1074. Okay, come on.
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1075. Michelle went to go find help.
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1076. Someone will come for us.
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1077. You know, if we make
it out of here alive,
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1078. I don't think I'm gonna go
trick or treating again.
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1079. Yeah me either.
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1080. Hmm, I actually think I might
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1081. start going back to
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1082. What time is it?
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1083. It's 11:59.
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1084. I thought you said it was over.
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1085. We followed all your rules
Sam, what's going on?
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1086. We're not done yet.
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1087. The flesh was the devil's treat
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1088. in return for the
town's harvest.
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1089. We tricked the treat.
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1090. We broke the Golden Rule.
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1091. So, you think we'll still
be legends after tonight?
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1092. Yeah, but with our luck they'll
probably just remember us
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1093. as the Gardeners From Hell.
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