1. Stop.Copy !req
2. I'll stop if you just explain it
to me, because / don'...Copy !req
3. - Would you please just drop it?
- All right, all right. Fine, fine, fine.Copy !req
4. Consider it dropped.
It's dropped. It's on the ground.Copy !req
5. Good.Copy !req
6. But, I mean, come on,
everybody loves birthdays.Copy !req
7. You got decorations,
you got balloons,Copy !req
8. you got parties and cake.Copy !req
9. Look. I don't need presents,
I don't want decorations,Copy !req
10. and I'm not a cake guy.Copy !req
11. Seriously, though,
you don't like cake?Copy !req
12. Name one food better than cake.Copy !req
13. Guinea pig.Copy !req
14. Again, with the guinea pig.Copy !req
15. I bet if I blindfolded you,
you wouldn't be able to tellCopy !req
16. the difference between
a skunk and a guinea pig.Copy !req
17. Wrong.Copy !req
18. Snakes have impeccable taste buds.
I can taste air.Copy !req
19. - Air?
- Yes. Air.Copy !req
20. Mmm.Copy !req
21. Nice.Copy !req
22. I don't know.
They're a little, uh...Copy !req
23. They're a little cute
for my taste.Copy !req
24. That's what makes them
so delicious.Copy !req
25. You're not just eating food,
you're eating pure goodness.Copy !req
26. It's not about the pig.Copy !req
27. It's about what it symbolizes
on a deeper level.Copy !req
28. So, you can...
You can taste air?Copy !req
29. - Ah. Forget about it.
- What else you got?Copy !req
30. Wait, wait, wait.
Can you also hear color?Copy !req
31. - All right, all right.Copy !req
32. - Can you see sound?
- Okay.Copy !req
33. 'Cause we should really be
capitalizing on these skills.Copy !req
34. Okay, all right, fine.Copy !req
35. - Get it all out. Get it all out now.
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
36. Look at that. 4:00 p.m.Copy !req
37. Now I know the exact moment
our friendship died.Copy !req
38. - Let's bounce.
- Yep.Copy !req
39. Tastes like, uh, you're gonna stick me
with the bill... again.Copy !req
40. - Well, it is my birthday.Copy !req
41. So, now you play the birthday card?
That's interesting.Copy !req
42. Can we get a check, please,
when you get a chance?Copy !req
43. Hello?
Checkity-check-check.Copy !req
44. You know what?Copy !req
45. We're just gonna leave
the money right here, okay?Copy !req
46. You know the one good thing
about this place?Copy !req
47. - What?
- We never have to wait for a table.Copy !req
48. Well, isn't that every place?Copy !req
49. Hey, man. How you been?
I haven't seen you...Copy !req
50. - Snake attack!Copy !req
51. Oh! Mints.Copy !req
52. Sorry, folks.
I'm switching him to decaf.Copy !req
53. - All right.
- Let's do this.Copy !req
54. Guinea pig, huh?Copy !req
55. It's the Rolls Royce of rodents.Copy !req
56. Yeah, but it's still a rodent.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
57. - Don't mind us, just robbin' this place.Copy !req
58. - Whoo! Yeah! Go bad...
- Or go home.Copy !req
59. Hey, you. Get over here.Copy !req
60. Little bit closer.Copy !req
61. Oh, I know what it is.Copy !req
62. You're afraid.
Because I'm the big, bad wolf.Copy !req
63. Well, I'm not surprised.
1am the villain in every story.Copy !req
64. - Isn't that right, Mr. Snake?
- Yep.Copy !req
65. Say hello to Mr. Snake.Copy !req
66. Serpentine, safe crack in' machine.Copy !req
67. Imagine Houdini, but with no arms.Copy !req
68. Kinda guy who'd tell ya the glass
Is half empty, then steal it from ya.Copy !req
69. He's also my best bud,
and today's his birthday!Copy !req
70. Not relevant.Copy !req
71. He's a sweetheart.
You're a sweetheart.Copy !req
72. Well, look who's here.Copy !req
73. Took 'em long enough.Copy !req
74. Watch this.Copy !req
75. Three... Two...Copy !req
76. One.Copy !req
77. And over here is Ms. Tarantula.Copy !req
78. Our in-house hacker, pocket search engine,
our traveling tech wizard.Copy !req
79. We call her "Webs."Copy !req
80. - Very slick, Webs.
- I also took over the police dispatch,Copy !req
81. blurred their satellite imaging system,
grounded their chopper,Copy !req
82. and one more thing...Copy !req
83. You didn't.Copy !req
84. I got a special delivery for...Copy !req
85. Whoa, don't eat me!
Please, don't eat me!Copy !req
86. Happy birthday, Mr. Grumpypants.Copy !req
87. I think I hate you.Copy !req
88. - Ooh!
- Oh!Copy !req
89. Guys! It's me!Copy !req
90. I was the construction worker!Copy !req
91. And this is Mr. Shark,
master of disguise.Copy !req
92. Apex predator of a thousand faces.Copy !req
93. His greatest trick?Copy !req
94. Stealing the Mona Lisa,
disguised as the Mona Lisa.Copy !req
95. Dig that.Copy !req
96. Watch it, big tuna.
I'm tryin' to work here.Copy !req
97. Keep it cool, baby.
Birthdays should be chill.Copy !req
98. And rounding out the crew...Copy !req
99. Surprise!Copy !req
100. Is Mr. Piranha.Copy !req
101. - He's a loose cannon with a short fuse...Copy !req
102. willing to scrap with
anyone or anything.Copy !req
103. He's brave.Copy !req
104. - He's fearless.Copy !req
105. Uh, who am I kidding? He's crazy.Copy !req
106. Uh, Piranha,
did we forget something?Copy !req
107. - What?
- The present. You know?Copy !req
108. Oh, um, of course I didn't forget.Copy !req
109. You know you fart
when you lie, right?Copy !req
110. What? No, I fart when I'm nervous.Copy !req
111. - Yeah. Nervous about lying.Copy !req
112. I'm sorry.Copy !req
113. - Piranha!Copy !req
114. - Don't breathe it in. I breathed it in!Copy !req
115. Yeah, they're a bit eccentric,
but when you're born us,Copy !req
116. you don't exactly win
many popularity contests.Copy !req
117. Shark!Copy !req
118. - A shark!Copy !req
119. Do I wish people
didn't see us as monsters?Copy !req
120. Eight legs, eight times the cardio!Copy !req
121. - Spider!
- Sure, / do.Copy !req
122. What's up, papa?Copy !req
123. But these are the cards we've been dealt,
so we might as well play them.Copy !req
124. - Jackpot!Copy !req
125. Yes!Copy !req
126. Um...Copy !req
127. - What the thorax?
- Are you crazy?Copy !req
128. What? I just wanted
a longer car chase.Copy !req
129. It's the best part.Copy !req
130. Chief! Its...Copy !req
131. Them.Copy !req
132. Webs, hit it.Copy !req
133. Get them!Copy !req
134. I'm gonna put you guys away for so long,
your fleas will have fleas!Copy !req
135. Chief! You want some cake?Copy !req
136. - You seem a little hangry.Copy !req
137. Get that thing out of my face before I...Copy !req
138. - Excuse me, Chief.
- What?Copy !req
139. You're mine.Copy !req
140. Hermano!Copy !req
141. Whoo!Copy !req
142. Yeah. We may be bad,
but we're so good at it.Copy !req
143. No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
144. No, no! Keep runnin', Wolf.Copy !req
145. One of these days
your luck is gonna run out.Copy !req
146. All right, Piranha. You're up.Copy !req
147. Happy birth...Copy !req
148. - Seriously?Copy !req
149. Snake, come on.
At least make a toast.Copy !req
150. - Toast.
- Come on.Copy !req
151. - Okay, all right, a toast.
- Yeah!Copy !req
152. Fine.Copy !req
153. I've made a lot of enemies in my time.Copy !req
154. I mean, a lot!Copy !req
155. But out of all the people in the world,Copy !req
156. I hate you guys the least.Copy !req
157. That was actually
kind of beautiful.Copy !req
158. You a poet, man.Copy !req
159. To Mr. Snake
and his strange dislike of birthdays.Copy !req
160. Everyone say, "Robbery!"Copy !req
161. Robbery!Copy !req
162. Look at those dimples.Copy !req
163. Happy birthday, buddy.Copy !req
164. Okay. Now, dig in, fellas.Copy !req
165. Yes!Copy !req
166. - No, no, no!
- Piranha!Copy !req
167. - Don't do that.
- That was so gross.Copy !req
168. That was my lunch.Copy !req
169. - You snooze, you lose.Copy !req
170. You like that.Copy !req
171. Nice.Copy !req
172. - Ooh! Wow!Copy !req
173. I forgot we had those Push Pops.Copy !req
174. Man, my tummy is rumblin'
like a kraken right now.Copy !req
175. Yeah. Want it?Copy !req
176. You know he's not
gonna give it to you.Copy !req
177. No. I believe that, deep down,
Snake is a kind and generous soul.Copy !req
178. Why?Copy !req
179. Here. Take it.Copy !req
180. Oh, yeah! Pop me, please.Copy !req
181. - Sucker.
- Come on, man!Copy !req
182. Now you're gonna make me
get all aggressive.Copy !req
183. - Animals.
- Spit it out! Spit it out!Copy !req
184. Never!Copy !req
185. Let's see
what they're sayin' about us today.Copy !req
186. What up? It's Tiffany Fluffit,
Channel 6 Action News.Copy !req
187. The Bad Guys have struck again...Copy !req
188. - Guys, stop it. We're on TV.
- ... with their most brazen heist yet,Copy !req
189. proving once more that they are
the most diabolical criminals of our time.Copy !req
190. "Diabolical." That's new.Copy !req
191. Know what it sounds like? A cologne.Copy !req
192. "Diabolical."Copy !req
193. To address this heinous crime spree.Copy !req
194. Is the newly elected governor,
Diane Foxington.Copy !req
195. - Governor?
- Okay, yeah.Copy !req
196. 1 hear you.
I hear you.Copy !req
197. Listen, listen.Copy !req
198. We all know
how dastardly the Bad Guys are.Copy !req
199. You bet we are.Copy !req
200. But more than anything...Copy !req
201. I feel sorry for them.Copy !req
202. What?Copy !req
203. These so-called "Bad Guys"
are really just second-rate has-beens.Copy !req
204. Behind their amateurish antics
and, frankly, unoriginal capers...Copy !req
205. I mean, really?
Another bank?Copy !req
206. is nothing but a deep well of anger.Copy !req
207. I ain't angry! You're angry!Copy !req
208. - Denial.
- Not true.Copy !req
209. And self-loathing.Copy !req
210. The only one I self-loathe is you.Copy !req
211. And those are holes that no amount of cash
or priceless art can ever fill.Copy !req
212. What's on the Food Network?Copy !req
213. - Can we just forget about the Bad Guys...
- Who is she to judge us?Copy !req
214. - ... and focus on more positive things?Copy !req
215. And what could be more positive
than the Annual Good Samaritan Awards,Copy !req
216. where tomorrow night I will presentCopy !req
217. the Golden Dolphin
to this year's goodest citizen.Copy !req
218. - I can't believe I voted for her.
- You voted for her?Copy !req
219. What? She's good on climate change.Copy !req
220. Wait. What's going on?
You've got that twinkle in your eye.Copy !req
221. Guys, who's up for another job?Copy !req
222. A big one.Copy !req
223. The Golden Dolphin.Copy !req
224. Seriously?Copy !req
225. Oh! I thought I was
the crazy one.Copy !req
226. That job has broken every criminal
who's tried it.Copy !req
227. The Bucharest Bandits. Lucky Jim.Copy !req
228. The Crimson Paw.Copy !req
229. Actually, the Crimson Paw
was never arrested.Copy !req
230. Yeah, but he never stole anything again.Copy !req
231. Snake, what better way
to wipe that smirk offCopy !req
232. the governor's fuzzy face,Copy !req
233. than stealin' the Golden Dolphin
from right under her whiskers?Copy !req
234. This is the holy grail of thievery.Copy !req
235. If we pull this off,Copy !req
236. we'll cement our legacy
as the greatest criminals of all time.Copy !req
237. Whoa, whoa, buddy.Copy !req
238. I thought we weren't supposed to
make things personal.Copy !req
239. Besides, we've got
a good thing goin' here.Copy !req
240. Friends, freedom,
and just look at this loot!Copy !req
241. All right, you're right. Forget it.
The Dolphin job is off.Copy !req
242. Good.Copy !req
243. I guess the pig
will get his trophy after all.Copy !req
244. Yeah, I guess he would...Copy !req
245. What do you mean, "pig"?Copy !req
246. Yes, did I not mention that? That's weird.
I thought I mentioned that it was...Copy !req
247. The Good Samaritan is...Copy !req
248. A guinea pig?Copy !req
249. What do you say, Snakey?Copy !req
250. Better than cake.Copy !req
251. Okay. Fine.Copy !req
252. But he better be delicious.Copy !req
253. Are we all in this together?Copy !req
254. So, here's the plan.Copy !req
255. Like every year, the ceremony will be held
at the Museum of Fine Arts,Copy !req
256. where the Golden Dolphin
will be positioned.Copy !req
257. Just beyond the backstage curtain.Copy !req
258. Sounds easy.Copy !req
259. Sounds easy, hermano.Copy !req
260. But to get there, we'll need to bypass
three levels of security.Copy !req
261. So, step one.Copy !req
262. We'll need to blend in.Copy !req
263. Professor Marmalade, this year's
recipient of the Golden Dolphin,Copy !req
264. the most annoying
good creature on the planet.Copy !req
265. Professor, in the past year,
you've stopped wars, fed the hungryCopy !req
266. and saved countless pandas.Copy !req
267. Some have described your goodness
as second only to Mother Teresa.Copy !req
268. Oh, Tiffany.
It's not a competition.Copy !req
269. And if it were,
it would really be more of a tie.Copy !req
270. But we can all agreeCopy !req
271. that there is a flower of goodness
inside all of usCopy !req
272. just waiting to blossom.Copy !req
273. Once inside,
there are two armored doors.Copy !req
274. The first can only be opened
by a special key cardCopy !req
275. that is carried by our dear friend,
the chief of police.Copy !req
276. The second is outfitted
with a retinal scannerCopy !req
277. and guarded by an elite special-ops unitCopy !req
278. trained to strike first
and ask questions later.Copy !req
279. Governor Foxington is the only one
who has clearance to open the second door.Copy !req
280. So, step two, she and I will need to
get up close and personal.Copy !req
281. Enjoy your evening, Mr. Ambassador.Copy !req
282. Interesting piece.Copy !req
283. Trashy, pointless and pretentious.Copy !req
284. Hmm. They say that art reveals
more about the viewer than the artist.Copy !req
285. Mister...Copy !req
286. - Poodleton. Oliver Poodleton.
- Okay.Copy !req
287. It's about time someone stood up
to those diabolical Bad Guys.Copy !req
288. Though, I've got to say,
no one's succeeded yet.Copy !req
289. Eh. I don't think it'll be that hard.Copy !req
290. I have a feeling
it'll be harder than you think.Copy !req
291. I'd say they're one epic job away
from cementing their legacy.Copy !req
292. Mr. Poodleton. You're funny.Copy !req
293. I am?Copy !req
294. The only legacy they're cementing
is life in prison.Copy !req
295. Did you see their last job?Copy !req
296. Ugh, unsecured exits, crude disguises,
compulsive showboating.Copy !req
297. I mean, it was a mess.Copy !req
298. All the classic signs
of a crew in decline.Copy !req
299. Next, they're gonna make it personal.Copy !req
300. That's when you know they're toast.Copy !req
301. Uh, well, that's your opinion.Copy !req
302. It is. And I'm the governor.Copy !req
303. As for the sculpture,
I think it's about perspective.Copy !req
304. If you look closely enough,Copy !req
305. even trash can be recycled
into something beautiful.Copy !req
306. How about that.Copy !req
307. I guess some things
aren't always as they appear.Copy !req
308. That reminds me, may I?Copy !req
309. I can't miss a photo op with the governor
and a pile of garbage.Copy !req
310. Mr. Poodleton,
you're too hard on yourself.Copy !req
311. Hey...Copy !req
312. Okay, friends.Copy !req
313. It's showtime.Copy !req
314. Once we're in,
it's on lo step three.Copy !req
315. We split up and we take our positions.Copy !req
316. Officers, if the Bad Guys
crash this event,Copy !req
317. I am definitely going to lose my job.Copy !req
318. And I will not hesitate to
take you down with me.Copy !req
319. Now, move out!Copy !req
320. Yes, ma'am!
Hut, hut, hut, hut!Copy !req
321. Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut,
hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!Copy !req
322. Mic's on.
Everyone on comms, do you copy?Copy !req
323. - Copy.
- Copy.Copy !req
324. A drink for the pretty lady?Copy !req
325. No, thank you.
My life is too complicated right now.Copy !req
326. Uh...Copy !req
327. Boys, it's dolphin season.Copy !req
328. Copy that. I'm on the move.Copy !req
329. Unit Two,
is the backstage area still secure?Copy !req
330. Unit Two.
All clear.Copy !req
331. This is where all the training pays off.Copy !req
332. - Pardon me. Terribly sorry.Copy !req
333. Not a problem, sir.Copy !req
334. Keep your eyes open, boys.Copy !req
335. They could be anywhere,
just waiting to humiliate us.Copy !req
336. Wolf is in position.Copy !req
337. Piranha,
you all penguin-suited and booted?Copy !req
338. Affirmative. I'm a clean, mean
dolphin-stealin' machine.Copy !req
339. What's goin' on, guys?Copy !req
340. Here, let me help you.Copy !req
341. Are you okay, ma'am?Copy !req
342. My gracious, yes.Copy !req
343. I may be dizzy, but I'm alive!
Thanks to you.Copy !req
344. What are you...Copy !req
345. Oh.Copy !req
346. Thank you, dear.Copy !req
347. You're such a good boy.Copy !req
348. All good, brother?Copy !req
349. Yeah, all good. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
350. Um...Copy !req
351. Webs, what do you say
about movin' on to step four?Copy !req
352. Copy that. Shark, you're up.Copy !req
353. Do your thing.Copy !req
354. - Do I get to improvise?
- Yes, fine.Copy !req
355. Improvise. But please be subtle.Copy !req
356. I'm having a baby!Copy !req
357. Is there a doctor?Copy !req
358. Or perhaps several security guards
that could leave their post and help me?Copy !req
359. "Fish surprise"?Copy !req
360. Surprise!Copy !req
361. - Hey, Webs, can you enhance this...
- Done.Copy !req
362. Eight steps ahead of you, Wolfie.Copy !req
363. - Ah.
- Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
364. your MC for the Good Samaritan Awards...Copy !req
365. All right, Shark, we're in.Copy !req
366. Oops, I forgot. I'm not pregnant.Copy !req
367. president of the committee,
Governor Diane Foxington.Copy !req
368. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you so much.Copy !req
369. Thank you.Copy !req
370. Last year, we faced our biggest testCopy !req
371. when a meteorite crashed
into our dear city.Copy !req
372. That meteorite didn't just make a hole
in our city,Copy !req
373. it made a hole in our hearts.Copy !req
374. Aw.Copy !req
375. But even in tragedy, Professor Marmalade,Copy !req
376. he did what he does so well.Copy !req
377. He made us look at things differently.Copy !req
378. And thanks to you, Marmalade,Copy !req
379. the Love Crater Meteorite
will forever serveCopy !req
380. as a symbol of how there is good,Copy !req
381. even in the worst places.Copy !req
382. Whoo!Copy !req
383. Hurry up.Copy !req
384. And successfully reversed climate change
for the well-being of all of us.Copy !req
385. This is going surprisingly smoothly.Copy !req
386. What the molt is that?Copy !req
387. The Wolf-Piranha-Snake-Shark-Tarantula
Protection System.Copy !req
388. - The W.P.S.S.T.?
- This was not supposed to happen.Copy !req
389. - What?
- Guys, calm down. I'm on it.Copy !req
390. Initiating W.P.S.S.T. Override Protocol.Copy !req
391. Get it, queen!Copy !req
392. - Did it work?
- Just give me five minutes.Copy !req
393. And now,Copy !req
394. please join me in welcoming to the stage...Copy !req
395. We don't have five minutes.Copy !req
396. Professor Marmalade!Copy !req
397. - Oh.Copy !req
398. We love you,
Professor Marmalade!Copy !req
399. The pig is on the move.Copy !req
400. I repeat, the pig is on the move.Copy !req
401. Webs, Webs!Copy !req
402. - The curtain's going up any minute!
- It's not letting me in.Copy !req
403. - Check your system preferences.
- You probably need to download a driver.Copy !req
404. Try rebooting.Copy !req
405. Oh, my gosh, you fixed it.Copy !req
406. - Really?
- No!Copy !req
407. Hey, Larry.Copy !req
408. Come on, open up.
What did we say about lockin' doors?Copy !req
409. No, no, no.
Shark, I got a situation here.Copy !req
410. Copy that.
I'm on my way.Copy !req
411. Hurry up, guys.Copy !req
412. Time to turn this baby on beast mode.Copy !req
413. Eat it, WP.S.S.T.Copy !req
414. - Please, not now.Copy !req
415. - Wolf!
- Wait, wait, wait. No, Piranha!Copy !req
416. - This award is for...Copy !req
417. As I was saying...Copy !req
418. No, no, no.Copy !req
419. Piranha! Are you kidding me?Copy !req
420. Sorry!Copy !req
421. And that's why
my Gala for GoodnessCopy !req
422. will raise all the money needed
for those less fortunate.Copy !req
423. - Come on!Copy !req
424. I'm starting to get mad here, Larry.Copy !req
425. Webs! Webs!Copy !req
426. And now,
the moment we've all been waiting for.Copy !req
427. - Whoa!Copy !req
428. Excuse me.
Is this the ladies' room?Copy !req
429. Oh, uh, you need to take a right
at the end of the hall, ma'am.Copy !req
430. Whoa.Copy !req
431. Yes! Whoop-bam!Copy !req
432. Oh, come on!Copy !req
433. And now, it is my honor to award
Professor MarmaladeCopy !req
434. with the Golden Dolphin!Copy !req
435. - No!
- No!Copy !req
436. Yes! I mean, yes!Copy !req
437. What?Copy !req
438. - Everyone, everyone, please don't panic.Copy !req
439. Just stay calm.Copy !req
440. I'm sure there's an explanation for this.Copy !req
441. I repeat, please do not panic.Copy !req
442. Nice work, everybody.Copy !req
443. Now, let's make like a wolf
and get the pack outta here.Copy !req
444. Ah, wordplay.Copy !req
445. I don't get it.Copy !req
446. Diane, Diane, if I may...Copy !req
447. You have to understand,Copy !req
448. I didn't bring hope back to the city
for an award.Copy !req
449. I did these good things
because of how they made me feel.Copy !req
450. That tingly feeling I get.
That shiver up my spine.Copy !req
451. The wag in my tiny tail.Copy !req
452. Because you see,Copy !req
453. being good just feels so good.Copy !req
454. And when you're good, you're loved.Copy !req
455. - Huh?
- Wolf?Copy !req
456. - What are you doing?
- What are you doing?Copy !req
457. - Go!
- Go!Copy !req
458. It's the Bad Guys!Copy !req
459. Arrest them!Copy !req
460. Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!Copy !req
461. They stole the Golden Dolphin!Copy !req
462. Come on, you can't prove that.Copy !req
463. My baby!Copy !req
464. On your knees, Bad Guys,
with your hands up!Copy !req
465. Never! We're outta here.Copy !req
466. So long, suckers!Copy !req
467. Well, this just got a little weird.Copy !req
468. The Bad Guys go bust!Copy !req
469. The nefarious five some
has finally been captured.Copy !req
470. And I, Tiffany Fluffit,
am first on the scene.Copy !req
471. Wow. You know, I just realizedCopy !req
472. that I have devoted my entire adult life
to putting you in jail.Copy !req
473. You are my purpose.Copy !req
474. Without you, who am I?Copy !req
475. I'm just kiddin'!Copy !req
476. This is the best moment of my life!Copy !req
477. It's the end of the Bad Guys.Copy !req
478. No!Copy !req
479. Get your hands off of me.Copy !req
480. You're begging for
a bitin' right now.Copy !req
481. Wolf!Copy !req
482. Professor Marmalade!
Madam Governor!Copy !req
483. Professor Marmalade!Copy !req
484. - Madam Governor! Madam Governor!
- One at a time. One at a time.Copy !req
485. - Hey. Hey!
- Excuse me.Copy !req
486. - Sorry to interrupt,Copy !req
487. I just wanted to congratulate
the governor here.Copy !req
488. I gotta say, you really got us pegged.Copy !req
489. We're just a deep well
of anger and self-loathing.Copy !req
490. - Denial.
- Sure. That too.Copy !req
491. - Narcissism.
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
492. Emotional emptiness.Copy !req
493. So, we're on the same page.Copy !req
494. What is he doin'?Copy !req
495. Sadly, we were never given a chanceCopy !req
496. to be anything more
than second-rate criminals.Copy !req
497. If only there was someoneCopy !req
498. who could help the flower of goodness
inside us blossom.Copy !req
499. Some icon of love and forgiveness, like...Copy !req
500. I don't know, Mother Teresa.Copy !req
501. Best thing is to just throw us in jail
for the rest of our hopeless lives.Copy !req
502. Yeah, that's the plan.Copy !req
503. Wait, wait! No, no!Copy !req
504. - Get in there.
- Ow!Copy !req
505. - Wait!Copy !req
506. B- Beg pardon?Copy !req
507. Mr. Wolf may be a savage beast.Copy !req
508. Basically, walking garbage.Copy !req
509. Sorry, I'm making a paint.Copy !req
510. Do what you need to do, pal.Copy !req
511. But how can we say they're hopeless
if they've never been given a chance?Copy !req
512. What if...Copy !req
513. What if we tried
a little experiment, Diane?Copy !req
514. As you know,
my Gala for Goodness...Copy !req
515. the #Charity Event of the Year
is coming up.Copy !req
516. If I can prove to everyone at that gala
that the Bad Guys have changed,Copy !req
517. will you set them free
and give them a clean start?Copy !req
518. What? Professor Marmalade!Copy !req
519. No, no, no.Copy !req
520. Don't you see what he's doing?
He's playing you!Copy !req
521. But it was my idea.Copy !req
522. It was his idea.Copy !req
523. But only because you made him have it!Copy !req
524. Madam Governor,
you can't just let them go.Copy !req
525. Professor, I'm not about to
put the safety of the city on the lineCopy !req
526. for an experiment.Copy !req
527. Excuse me, Madam Governor.Copy !req
528. I seem to remember that
a wise person once said,Copy !req
529. "Even trash can be recycled
into something beautiful."Copy !req
530. Okay. I'm game.Copy !req
531. But only because it's you, Professor.Copy !req
532. No!Copy !req
533. We'll hold onto the dolphin
until the gala,Copy !req
534. just to remove
any unnecessary temptation.Copy !req
535. Of course. Good thinking.Copy !req
536. That's why you're governor.Copy !req
537. Now that everyone's happy...Copy !req
538. Not happy.Copy !req
539. I, Rupert Marmalade the Fourth,
will tum the Bad Guys intoCopy !req
540. the Good Guys!Copy !req
541. Ooh!Copy !req
542. I think these belong to you.Copy !req
543. Hey!Copy !req
544. Not everyone gets a second chance.Copy !req
545. Make the most of it, Mr. Poodleton.Copy !req
546. Wolf.Copy !req
547. What are you doing?Copy !req
548. - What?
- Yeah.Copy !req
549. Oh, that!Copy !req
550. I'm sorry, I thought it was obvious.Copy !req
551. We're gonna go good.Copy !req
552. Uh, you totally lost me.Copy !req
553. I told him to stop drinkin'
out of the toilet.Copy !req
554. Hey, did you get hit on the head?Copy !req
555. What? No, I didn't get...Copy !req
556. My cousin got hit on the head
with an anchor,Copy !req
557. and after that,
he only swam in a circle.Copy !req
558. No, guy, guys, guys.
You're not following me.Copy !req
559. We're gonna pretend to go good.Copy !req
560. Just a few days with Marmalade.Copy !req
561. And then,
we roll into the gala as good guysCopy !req
562. and roll out scot-free with...Copy !req
563. The Golden Dolphin!Copy !req
564. You got it.Copy !req
565. Since when do we not finish a job?Copy !req
566. The Bad Guys become the Good GuysCopy !req
567. so we can stay the bad guys.Copy !req
568. - You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
569. Bad guys acting good?Copy !req
570. It's the ultimate bad-guy thing.
It's fantastic.Copy !req
571. Wolf, you're a genius!Copy !req
572. It's gonna be, like,
the most relaxing con ever.Copy !req
573. Like a vacation.Copy !req
574. Oh, oh-oh-oh! A con-cation.Copy !req
575. My parents met on a con-cation!Copy !req
576. Oh, goody!Copy !req
577. Wow!Copy !req
578. Big and fancy.Copy !req
579. Rodents got taste. Okay!Copy !req
580. Almost makes me wanna be cute.Copy !req
581. They say experience is the best teacher.Copy !req
582. And they are wrong.Copy !req
583. I am.Copy !req
584. Good morning,
students of goodness.Copy !req
585. And welcome to the first day
of the rest of your best life.Copy !req
586. A giant butt!Copy !req
587. Huh?Copy !req
588. Uh, it's... it's not a butt.Copy !req
589. It's a lamp in the shape
of the Love Crater Meteorite,Copy !req
590. my greatest...Copy !req
591. I wonder whose butt it is.Copy !req
592. - Uh...Copy !req
593. Once again,
it's not a butt, thank you.Copy !req
594. It's a heart.Copy !req
595. - Now, as I was saying...
- Then why does it have cheeks?Copy !req
596. - Shut it!
- What?Copy !req
597. I've never seen a heart
with cheeks.Copy !req
598. - It's not a...
- Booty!Copy !req
599. It's not a butt! Not a butt!Copy !req
600. Does he know what a butt is?Copy !req
601. As I was saying,Copy !req
602. on the outside,
the five of you are villains,Copy !req
603. predators,
remorseless sociopaths.Copy !req
604. Oh, stop,
you're makin' me blush.Copy !req
605. But inside, there's a flower.Copy !req
606. The flower of goodness.Copy !req
607. And when it bloomsCopy !req
608. and you feel that tingle of positivity
radiating through your body,Copy !req
609. you're going to want to feel it
all the time.Copy !req
610. So, we're going for a tingle?Copy !req
611. Not any tingle.Copy !req
612. The tingle of goodness.Copy !req
613. Which you'll feel
in my state-of-the-art Sharing Laboratory!Copy !req
614. Okay, Mr. Snake,
I'm going to give you a Push Pop.Copy !req
615. Great! Push Pop just for me!Copy !req
616. No, to share.Copy !req
617. Why?Copy !req
618. Well, on a fundamental level,Copy !req
619. it's about putting someone else's needs
ahead of your own.Copy !req
620. Oh, no. No way.Copy !req
621. Snake...Copy !req
622. All right, all right.Copy !req
623. This is gonna taste extra sweet,Copy !req
624. 'cause I know how bad you want it.Copy !req
625. Pap me, please. Ah!Copy !req
626. Nope!Copy !req
627. - Sucker!
- That's it! I'll teach you to share!Copy !req
628. I like sharin'. It's yummy. Mmm.Copy !req
629. Totally worth it.Copy !req
630. Well, that's terrifying.Copy !req
631. Let's try something simpler.Copy !req
632. A good person always pays attention
to the needs of others.Copy !req
633. Now, here's a kindly, frail grandma.Copy !req
634. Mr. Piranha,
help Grandma across the street.Copy !req
635. Pish! Sure, sure, sure.
I do this all the time.Copy !req
636. Here you go, ma'am.Copy !req
637. Oh, he is totally gonna blow it.Copy !req
638. - What was that? What did you say?Copy !req
639. - You think I can't do this?
- No, no, no, Piranha...Copy !req
640. Maybe simpler?Copy !req
641. Hey, look!
It's a cat stuck in a tree.Copy !req
642. It doesn't get much simpler than that.Copy !req
643. Now, what in this scenario
would give you that good tingle?Copy !req
644. Eating it? This is why I always carry
two pieces of bread with me.Copy !req
645. No. Want you to s...Copy !req
646. - Smack it.
- Skin it?Copy !req
647. Stab it.Copy !req
648. - Sauté it.
- Sing to it?Copy !req
649. Save it. I want you to save...Copy !req
650. It's so obvious... I want you to save it.Copy !req
651. Oh! Right, right.Copy !req
652. Here, kitty, kitty cat!Copy !req
653. Whoa,
that cat is obviously defective.Copy !req
654. What is wrong with you?
You're gonna give it a heart attack.Copy !req
655. I'll handle this.Copy !req
656. What's up, papa!Copy !req
657. - Get him off my face! He's on my face!Copy !req
658. No, no, no! Listen.
What are you doing?Copy !req
659. Okay. What, may I ask, are you good at?Copy !req
660. - Stealing stuff?
- Oh, yeah, we're great at that.Copy !req
661. - Robbery.
- Larceny.Copy !req
662. - Wire fraud.
- Extortion.Copy !req
663. - Tax evasion.
- Heists.Copy !req
664. - Mail fraud.
- Wait. "Heists," you say?Copy !req
665. Well, that's...
Yeah, that's kind of our specialty.Copy !req
666. I might just have an idea.Copy !req
667. Free the pigs! Free the pigs!Copy !req
668. That is an animal testing lab.Copy !req
669. Within, 200,000 helpless guinea pigs,Copy !req
670. all being poked and prodded
by sadistic scientists.Copy !req
671. Guinea pigs, you say?Copy !req
672. Snake...Copy !req
673. I want you to rescue them.Copy !req
674. But this is a heist for good.Copy !req
675. So, I brought something
more friendly for you to wear.Copy !req
676. Bye.Copy !req
677. Well, there goes our street cred.Copy !req
678. At least it's comfy.Copy !req
679. All right,
we need to distract that scientist.Copy !req
680. - Shark, you're up.
- Copy that.Copy !req
681. Okay. We're gonna need
a rope and a hook.Copy !req
682. I got this one.Copy !req
683. - What?
- You're volunteering?Copy !req
684. You've never volunteered
for anything.Copy !req
685. Sure I did. Right now.Copy !req
686. - Throw me up there! Giddy up!
- Really?Copy !req
687. Yep.
I'm 99% sure you can make it.Copy !req
688. - Okay.
- Let's do it!Copy !req
689. - Hey there, son.
- Dad?Copy !req
690. I know you've got an important job,Copy !req
691. but I hope you still have time
for a catch with your old man.Copy !req
692. - Hey, kiddo.
- 96% sure.Copy !req
693. You'll always be my special boy.Copy !req
694. Maybe 90%.Copy !req
695. I've been waiting my entire life
for this moment.Copy !req
696. - Okay, then. Now, go long.
- Ow! I don't know.Copy !req
697. Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
Thank you, Daddy!Copy !req
698. Ow! Fifty? What day is it?Copy !req
699. Who am I?Copy !req
700. Right. The guinea pigs are locked
behind a three-foot thick steel door.Copy !req
701. The only way in
is through the vents.Copy !req
702. I got it.Copy !req
703. Upsy-daisy!Copy !req
704. I have never seen him so chipper.
Has he been meditating?Copy !req
705. Oh.Copy !req
706. Snake attack.Copy !req
707. Hey, look! It's Professor Marmalade.Copy !req
708. Yes, that's right.
It's me. Help has arrived.Copy !req
709. Just keep your eyes glued to that door.Copy !req
710. Snake. Come on, Snake, open up.Copy !req
711. Relax. These doors are complicated.Copy !req
712. - Are you kidding me?Copy !req
713. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
714. We're supposed to save them,
not eat them.Copy !req
715. Well, I'd say
they've gone to a better place.Copy !req
716. That's it.Copy !req
717. Spit them out!Copy !req
718. We're gonna save you
whether you like it or not.Copy !req
719. We're saving you, stupid hair balls.Copy !req
720. Not that door. The other door.Copy !req
721. Hey, hey!Copy !req
722. Any second.Copy !req
723. It's not what it looks like.Copy !req
724. "Trespassing, burglary, mayhem,Copy !req
725. assault with a deadly reptile"?Copy !req
726. As if those poor rodents
haven't been through enough already!Copy !req
727. No, Diane. Please.Copy !req
728. Whoo! Okay. I'm sorry, Professor,
but I'm calling the chief.Copy !req
729. - Please. Come on.
- This experiment is over.Copy !req
730. - Experiments take time.
- You couldn't help yourself?Copy !req
731. So I had a moment of weakness.
Sue me.Copy !req
732. That's gonna be difficult
to do from prison!Copy !req
733. Guys! What do we do now?Copy !req
734. Hmph.
Time to launch a charm offensive.Copy !req
735. Oh, yeah. The full Clooney.Copy !req
736. Madam Governor. Diane.Copy !req
737. Do not Clooney me, Wolf.Copy !req
738. I see what's going on.
You think I'm still a bad guyCopy !req
739. tryin' to bamboozle my way
to freedom.Copy !req
740. But we've changed.Copy !req
741. That flower of goodness
is blossoming all over the place.Copy !req
742. Don't you ever get tired of lying?Copy !req
743. No.Copy !req
744. I mean...Copy !req
745. Fudge.
That was a trick question, right?Copy !req
746. I gave you an opportunity.Copy !req
747. A chance to show the worldCopy !req
748. that you're more
than just a scary stereotype,Copy !req
749. but you're too proud or too gutless
to take advantage of it.Copy !req
750. Gutless? I'm gutless?Copy !req
751. Oh-ho-ho!
I'm sorry, have we met?Copy !req
752. I'm the villain of every story.Copy !req
753. Guilty until proven innocent.Copy !req
754. Even if by some miracle
we did change,Copy !req
755. who's gonna believe us, huh?Copy !req
756. Of course you wouldn't know
anything about thatCopy !req
757. with your Little-Miss-Perfect
power suits.Copy !req
758. Is that so?Copy !req
759. Wait a second, what did...
How did you...Copy !req
760. A wolf and a fox
are not so different.Copy !req
761. Maybe they will believe you,
maybe they won't.Copy !req
762. But it doesn't matter.Copy !req
763. Don't do it for them.
Do it for you.Copy !req
764. This is a chance
to write your own story,Copy !req
765. to find a better life for you
and your friends.Copy !req
766. Come on,
what have you got to lose?Copy !req
767. I don't know. My dignity?Copy !req
768. Yeah, well,
that ship has already sailed.Copy !req
769. Believe it or not,
I'm rootin' for you, Wolf.Copy !req
770. So you're not gonna call the chief?Copy !req
771. I'll see you at the gala.Copy !req
772. I think we got off
to a bad start.Copy !req
773. The name's Wolf.Copy !req
774. Yep.Copy !req
775. I get that a lot,
first impressions and all.Copy !req
776. - No, no, no!Copy !req
777. It's okay, it's okay.
I'm not gonna hurt you.Copy !req
778. I know you're scared.
I would be, too, if I were you.Copy !req
779. Just give me a chance.Copy !req
780. Truth is,
we actually have a lot in common.Copy !req
781. Don't tell anyone,Copy !req
782. but I love a little scratch
on the spot behind my ears.Copy !req
783. You know, right there.Copy !req
784. The best.Copy !req
785. Come on, kitty.Copy !req
786. Yeah. Who's a good kitty?Copy !req
787. - Who's a good kitty?
- Uh, Wolf?Copy !req
788. Um, you saved him?Copy !req
789. Yes!Copy !req
790. Yes, it's working.Copy !req
791. You filmed that?Copy !req
792. Yes, and they're starting to like you.Copy !req
793. - Yes!
- All right!Copy !req
794. This might just be enough
to win over the guests at the gala.Copy !req
795. - Now we're talking!
- All right!Copy !req
796. Yeah, we did it! All right!Copy !req
797. Uh, Wolf?Copy !req
798. I must say,
you've really turned a corner.Copy !req
799. - You're really getting it.
- Really?Copy !req
800. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
801. No, I mean it.
I can see it from tip to tail.Copy !req
802. It's just a shame that
you have to carry all that baggage.Copy !req
803. What are you talk...
You mean the guys?Copy !req
804. What do you mean?Copy !req
805. You have great potential, Wolf.Copy !req
806. But at some point,
you're going to have to chooseCopy !req
807. between your friendsCopy !req
808. or the good life.Copy !req
809. Hey. You still awake?Copy !req
810. You... You brought the cat in?Copy !req
811. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
812. I'm just savin' it up for later.Copy !req
813. Why, what's up?Copy !req
814. I was just gettin' a little worriedCopy !req
815. since you've kinda become a...Copy !req
816. Become a what?Copy !req
817. You know, teacher's pet.Copy !req
818. Gettin' all cozy with Marmalade.Copy !req
819. Your tail waggin' and everything.Copy !req
820. Well, yeah,
because it has to be believable.Copy !req
821. Uh-huh. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
822. As long as it's all part of the plan.Copy !req
823. It is all part of the plan, isn't it?Copy !req
824. Snake, buddy,
who made the plan to begin with?Copy !req
825. You did.Copy !req
826. So I'm the one
who sticks to the plan the most, right?Copy !req
827. Yeah, all right. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
828. I guess that makes sense, yeah.Copy !req
829. But if the plan were ever to change,
you'd tell me, right?Copy !req
830. You have my word.Copy !req
831. Go bad...Copy !req
832. Or go home.Copy !req
833. Hey, Snake.Copy !req
834. Yeah?Copy !req
835. You ever wonder what it'd be like?Copy !req
836. The world loving us
instead of being scared of us?Copy !req
837. You ever... You ever think about that?Copy !req
838. Loving us?Copy !req
839. Yeah, right.Copy !req
840. I don't waste time thinkin' about stuff
that's never gonna happen.Copy !req
841. I can't wait for things
to get back to normal.Copy !req
842. Yeah. Back to normal, back to normal.Copy !req
843. What up!Copy !req
844. We are just moments away from
Professor Marmalade's Gala for Goodness,Copy !req
845. where the legendary Love Crater MeteoriteCopy !req
846. will be on display
for the first time ever.Copy !req
847. But what everyone is really buzzing about
Is the Bad GuysCopy !req
848. whose heart-melting rescue videoCopy !req
849. has made them
an overnight viral sensation.Copy !req
850. All right, guys, this is the big one.Copy !req
851. The Golden Dolphin
is inside a titanium caseCopy !req
852. controlled by a randomly generated
five-digit code...Copy !req
853. A code kept safe and secure
Inside a briefcaseCopy !req
854. handcuffed to the chief of police.Copy !req
855. She's not messin' around.Copy !req
856. The code is only accessible
with her authorized fingerprints.Copy !req
857. Leave that to me.Copy !req
858. While Snake gets the code,
Shark will secure the fake Dolphin.Copy !req
859. I like the sound of that.Copy !req
860. Meanwhile, the rest of us
plant circuit jammers.Copy !req
861. Allowing me
to hack into the power grid.Copy !req
862. At the end of the night,
we toast the professor...Copy !req
863. Blah-blah-blah, yada yada...Copy !req
864. and when I say "Marmalade,"
the lights go out,Copy !req
865. and we'll have exactly four seconds
to make our move.Copy !req
866. The old switcheroo.Copy !req
867. Chief hands Marmalade
the fake Dolphin.Copy !req
868. We get our pardon.Copy !req
869. Applause, applause, exit stage right,Copy !req
870. and by the time
they realize what happened...Copy !req
871. So long, suckers!Copy !req
872. we'll be drivin' off into the sunset,
legacy cemented.Copy !req
873. - Nice.Copy !req
874. Gotta hand it to ya, buddy.
You're a real artist.Copy !req
875. Well, Good Guys, this is it.Copy !req
876. Good luck out there.Copy !req
877. Remember, all eyes will be
on you tonight, not me.Copy !req
878. Friends, meet the Good Guys!Copy !req
879. Uh, this is different.Copy !req
880. - Is this a prank?
- What's that sound?Copy !req
881. Like screamin', but not terrified.Copy !req
882. All right, guys.
Let's, uh... Let's mingle.Copy !req
883. It's crime time, baby.Copy !req
884. There you go.Copy !req
885. Okay, fake Dolphin,
fake Dolphin, fake Dolphin.Copy !req
886. Bingo.Copy !req
887. Mr. Shark! Mr. Shark!Copy !req
888. Is it true sharks can smell blood
a mile away?Copy !req
889. What? No. That's freaky.Copy !req
890. Mr. Wolf! Mr. Wolf!Copy !req
891. - Whoa!
- It is a pleasure to meet you.Copy !req
892. Pleasure is all mine.Copy !req
893. I loved your video.
Can I get a picture for my kids?Copy !req
894. Hey, just a minute, guys. Let me...Copy !req
895. I gotta... I'll be right back.Copy !req
896. Okay, Wolf, what are you up to?Copy !req
897. With criminals like this,Copy !req
898. you gotta be crafty, subtle, invisible.Copy !req
899. And then,
the moment they let their guard down...Copy !req
900. - Whammo!Copy !req
901. You spring the trap!Copy !req
902. Always one step ahead.Copy !req
903. I think I've earned a tonic water.Copy !req
904. Put it in a fun glass, huh?Copy !req
905. Oh! Nice.Copy !req
906. - Oh, no.Copy !req
907. - Hey.Copy !req
908. - That's right, be intimidated.Copy !req
909. No, no, no!Copy !req
910. - What?
- Hmm?Copy !req
911. Mmm.Copy !req
912. Mr. Wolf.Copy !req
913. Diane...
Yeah, what a surprise.Copy !req
914. You know, if I didn't know better,
I'd think that you were avoiding me.Copy !req
915. Avoiding you?
Why would I do that?Copy !req
916. Okay.Copy !req
917. But I have to say,
I'm a little disappointed.Copy !req
918. I was hoping
you were gonna ask me to dance.Copy !req
919. Oh.Copy !req
920. - Whoo-ooh!
- I see.Copy !req
921. You lost the sheep's clothing.Copy !req
922. Yeah. Figured it was time
I got comfortable in my own fur.Copy !req
923. I think I like the new you.Copy !req
924. Well, that makes two of us.Copy !req
925. Break out the umbrellas,
because it's raining money!Copy !req
926. All because of...
I can't even believe I'm saying this...Copy !req
927. All because of the Bad Guys!Copy !req
928. So, how does it feelCopy !req
929. to have everyone not fear you
for a change?Copy !req
930. It feels... good.Copy !req
931. Real good.Copy !req
932. Diane...Copy !req
933. It belongs to you.Copy !req
934. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Wolf.Copy !req
935. As you know, the money raised tonight
will be delivered tomorrowCopy !req
936. to schools, hospitals
and other worthy causes across the city!Copy !req
937. I just wanna take a moment to recognizeCopy !req
938. the one responsible for our new outlook.Copy !req
939. Our brilliant mentor...Copy !req
940. - Do it.
- Come on.Copy !req
941. The one and only, Professor...Copy !req
942. - Wolf! Do it.
- Professor...Copy !req
943. Um...Copy !req
944. Professor Marmalade!Copy !req
945. Chief, may I do the honors?Copy !req
946. That's not the plan.Copy !req
947. What is happening?Copy !req
948. He's gone rogue.Copy !req
949. A deal's a deal.Copy !req
950. By the power vested in me,Copy !req
951. it is a pleasure to
grant the Bad Guys a full par...Copy !req
952. That was weird.Copy !req
953. The meteorite is gone!Copy !req
954. Somebody stole it!Copy !req
955. - Chief.Copy !req
956. Wolf.Copy !req
957. Come on,
you can't possibly think that we did this.Copy !req
958. So long, suckers!Copy !req
959. Run!Copy !req
960. Get them!Copy !req
961. Uh...Copy !req
962. Here, here.Copy !req
963. - What are you doing?
- I'm giving it all back.Copy !req
964. Huh?Copy !req
965. Excuse me.Copy !req
966. What happened back there?Copy !req
967. - I couldn't do it.
- What do you mean you couldn't do it?Copy !req
968. - I just.
- No t...Copy !req
969. I do not run.Copy !req
970. That is not how I roll.Copy !req
971. Piranha, don't do anything crazy.Copy !req
972. Ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
973. "Crazy" is what I bring
to the party, chico.Copy !req
974. You're makin' a mistake.
We didn't do itCopy !req
975. I know we always say that,
but this time it's actually true.Copy !req
976. La, la, la, la, la.
Can't hear you.Copy !req
977. - Guilty, guilty, guilty!
- Talk to Marmalade.Copy !req
978. We're really good now.
He'll tell you.Copy !req
979. Professor...Copy !req
980. Tonight's headline: Change is Impossible.Copy !req
981. You should always judge a book
by its cover,Copy !req
982. and all stereotypes
have been affirmed.Copy !req
983. Stop, for goodness' sake!
Let me speak to them.Copy !req
984. I'm sure there's been
some misunderstanding.Copy !req
985. Professor Marmalade.Copy !req
986. You've got five minutes.
No deals this time.Copy !req
987. You have to help us. Tell them.
Tell them we didn't do it.Copy !req
988. There, there. Of course you didn't do it.
How could you?Copy !req
989. After all, you're such a good boy.Copy !req
990. You're such a good boy.Copy !req
991. That shiver up my spine.
The wag in my tiny tail.Copy !req
992. Arrest them!Copy !req
993. What if we tried
a little experiment, Diane?Copy !req
994. As you know,
my Gala for Goodness...Copy !req
995. Where the legendary
Love Crater MeteoriteCopy !req
996. will be on display
for the first time ever.Copy !req
997. All eyes will be on you tonight, not me.Copy !req
998. You're such a...Copy !req
999. Good boy.Copy !req
1000. You.Copy !req
1001. It was all you.Copy !req
1002. What are you talkin' about, Wolf?Copy !req
1003. The old lady, the Golden Dolphin,
good training...Copy !req
1004. It was all to get us hereCopy !req
1005. so he could steal the meteorite
and let us take the fall.Copy !req
1006. Whoa, what old lady?Copy !req
1007. And why would a guinea pig
want a meteorite anyway?Copy !req
1008. Uh, guys? He's creepin' me out.Copy !req
1009. Wait, what?Copy !req
1010. What's goin' on?
Someone turn me around.Copy !req
1011. Well, well. So, you finally get it.Copy !req
1012. What?Copy !req
1013. You stole the meteorite?Copy !req
1014. It's not just a meteorite.Copy !req
1015. I told you guys it's a butt.Copy !req
1016. It's not a butt!Copy !req
1017. It's the ultimate power source.Copy !req
1018. You see, when it struck,Copy !req
1019. scientists found that it emitted
an electromagnetic frequencyCopy !req
1020. unlike anything else on earth.Copy !req
1021. I'm going to harness its power to pull offCopy !req
1022. the greatest heist
the world has ever seen.Copy !req
1023. You should've eaten him
when you had the chance.Copy !req
1024. - Yep.
- But why us?Copy !req
1025. Because you're the perfect patsies.Copy !req
1026. Come on, when people look up "bad"
in the dictionary,Copy !req
1027. do they see a sweet, adorable guinea pig?Copy !req
1028. No. They see you.Copy !req
1029. And they always will.Copy !req
1030. Okay. Fine.Copy !req
1031. But you set us up.Copy !req
1032. Oh, pish-pish.Copy !req
1033. Let's be honest. Evolution set you up.Copy !req
1034. But Wolfie here really clinched it.Copy !req
1035. You fell for every one of my traps,Copy !req
1036. starting with saving
a helpless little old lady.Copy !req
1037. Wolf. What's he talkin' about?Copy !req
1038. Whoops.Copy !req
1039. Did I say too much?Copy !req
1040. Anyhoo, looks like yet againCopy !req
1041. the big, bad wolf got outsmarted
by a little piggy.Copy !req
1042. You little pouchy-cheeked rat!Copy !req
1043. I'll kill you, you hear me?Copy !req
1044. - Help! Help!
- You're dead! You're dead...Copy !req
1045. Help!
The big, bad wolf is attacking me.Copy !req
1046. Now you are done forever, Wolf!Copy !req
1047. Professor, Professor,
any thoughts on how the Bad GuysCopy !req
1048. managed to steal the meteorite
in plain sight?Copy !req
1049. Well, off the top of my head,Copy !req
1050. perhaps they accessed
the site previouslyCopy !req
1051. and set up an intricate system
of tunnels and trapdoorsCopy !req
1052. that could be remotely triggered to suck
the meteorite down into a holding area.Copy !req
1053. - But how should I know?
- Totally.Copy !req
1054. I mean,
they're the deranged masterminds. Not me.Copy !req
1055. I'm giving it all back.Copy !req
1056. I can't believe we got double-crossed
by a tiny rodent.Copy !req
1057. Oh, we got double-crossed
by a rodent, all right.Copy !req
1058. But, uh, not a tiny one.Copy !req
1059. What?Copy !req
1060. This was supposed to be
us conning Marmalade.Copy !req
1061. It turns out, it was Wolf conning us.Copy !req
1062. - Does that sound familiar to you, Wolf?
- Why would you think that?Copy !req
1063. I don't know,
maybe because you just sabotagedCopy !req
1064. the biggest heist of our lives?Copy !req
1065. I think you owe us
an explanation, buddy.Copy !req
1066. Okay. You're right.Copy !req
1067. This is what happened.Copy !req
1068. Back in the museum,
I just tried to steal an old lady's purse.Copy !req
1069. Classic snatch and grab.Copy !req
1070. "Tried to"?Copy !req
1071. Since when do you try to steal something
and not just steal it?Copy !req
1072. I was trying to steal the purse,
when the old lady fell...Copy !req
1073. and I kinda helped her.Copy !req
1074. What?Copy !req
1075. I kinda helped her.Copy !req
1076. But then you stole her purse?Copy !req
1077. No. I didn't.Copy !req
1078. I saved the old lady, and she hugged me,
and my tail wagged,Copy !req
1079. and I didn't know what it was,
but it felt, you know...Copy !req
1080. good.Copy !req
1081. Ah! But then,
you stole the purse?Copy !req
1082. No!Copy !req
1083. You know, I heard what the pig said
to you about cuttin' us loose.Copy !req
1084. Wait. Like, "us" us?Copy !req
1085. But I never thought
you'd actually do it, man.Copy !req
1086. Hey, hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
1087. I would never... I was tryin' to...Copy !req
1088. I was trying to find us a better life.Copy !req
1089. Our life was perfect
until you decided to ruin it.Copy !req
1090. I didn't,Copy !req
1091. You guys felt it at the gala.Copy !req
1092. The clapping, the cheering.Copy !req
1093. We were more than just scary villains.
They loved us.Copy !req
1094. Oh, yeah? If they loved us so much,Copy !req
1095. how come we're in prison
for a crime we didn't commit?Copy !req
1096. You know what?Copy !req
1097. I'll give Marmalade this:
At least he sees the world for what it is:Copy !req
1098. A place where some people are scary
and some people are scared.Copy !req
1099. Oh, yeah? Well, I'm tired of bein' scary.Copy !req
1100. I'm tired of bein' an outcast.Copy !req
1101. - Maybe I don't wanna be a...
- What? A bad guy?Copy !req
1102. Don't wanna be
a bad guy anymore, huh?Copy !req
1103. Say it, Wolf!Copy !req
1104. Yeah, I thought so.Copy !req
1105. And us? Your lifelong friends?Copy !req
1106. We're just holdin' you back?Copy !req
1107. Yeah, maybe you are!Copy !req
1108. - Take it back.
- Snake!Copy !req
1109. Take it back! Apologize!Copy !req
1110. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
1111. Prison is no place for fighting.Copy !req
1112. Tell that to him.Copy !req
1113. Huh?Copy !req
1114. - What?Copy !req
1115. - Shh.Copy !req
1116. Wait, wait! Hold...Copy !req
1117. Diane?Copy !req
1118. But how do you know how to do
all of that kick-kick-punch-punch?Copy !req
1119. Wait a sec, you're the Crimson Paw?Copy !req
1120. The Queen of Cons,
Acrobatic Swiss Army Knife,Copy !req
1121. stole the Zumpango diamond twice,
once for profit,Copy !req
1122. second time just for fun.Copy !req
1123. Never identified, never caught.Copy !req
1124. Guess I'm still the best
bad guy the world has ever seen.Copy !req
1125. - At least I used to be.Copy !req
1126. Nope, I am still the best.Copy !req
1127. Just like riding a stolen bicycle.Copy !req
1128. Oh. Uh, you got a little... Ouch.Copy !req
1129. Hey, why...
Why did you save us anyway?Copy !req
1130. After the gala,
I knew something wasn't right.Copy !req
1131. So, I did some investigating,
and that meteor...Copy !req
1132. I know.Copy !req
1133. Some kinda
cosmic-mega-super-antennae thing.Copy !req
1134. Right. If conducted through
an array of ionized crystals,Copy !req
1135. it will generate a massive
psychokinetic field the size of a city.Copy !req
1136. Oh, my gosh, did I interrupt you?
Were you gonna say that?Copy !req
1137. Uh... I was gonna be a little more
technical, but you got the gist of it.Copy !req
1138. Marmalade needs to be stopped,
but I can't do it alone.Copy !req
1139. - You know his compound better than anyone.
- You can count on us.Copy !req
1140. Right, guys?Copy !req
1141. There is no "us."Copy !req
1142. We're through, Wolf.Copy !req
1143. Done. Finito.Copy !req
1144. Because of that little tiff back there?Copy !req
1145. Come on, man, that's what we do.Copy !req
1146. You serve, I volley.
That's our little dance.Copy !req
1147. Not this time.Copy !req
1148. Piranha?Copy !req
1149. Webs?Copy !req
1150. Sorry, Wolfie.Copy !req
1151. Shark...Copy !req
1152. Hmm.Copy !req
1153. Hey.Copy !req
1154. Guys?Copy !req
1155. Guys?Copy !req
1156. You wanna know why I hate birthdays, Wolf?Copy !req
1157. Do you?Copy !req
1158. When you grow up a snake,
nobody shows up to your party.Copy !req
1159. Birthdays are a constant reminder
that out thereCopy !req
1160. I'm just a scary,
good-for-nothin' monster.Copy !req
1161. Yeah.Copy !req
1162. But nothing compares
to havin' the one guy...Copy !req
1163. The one guy I thought I could trust...Copy !req
1164. Stab me in the back.Copy !req
1165. Come on, guys. Let's get outta here.Copy !req
1166. Now, this is what a true bad guy
looks like.Copy !req
1167. What do you say we have some fun?Copy !req
1168. Hey.Copy !req
1169. You okay?Copy !req
1170. No, I'm not okay.Copy !req
1171. I'm very, very un-okay.Copy !req
1172. Um, I just left the only friends
I have ever had, so what am...Copy !req
1173. What am I doin"?Copy !req
1174. I know this isn't easy,Copy !req
1175. leaving everything behind.Copy !req
1176. - Do you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1177. I was the best thief in the world.Copy !req
1178. Fast, fearless, inventive.Copy !req
1179. I just had one thing left to steal.Copy !req
1180. The Golden Dolphin.Copy !req
1181. So you went after it.Copy !req
1182. I didn't just go after it.Copy !req
1183. Had it.Copy !req
1184. And a clear escape route.Copy !req
1185. But...Copy !req
1186. all I saw in the end was the tricky fox
that they always told me I was.Copy !req
1187. It changed everything.Copy !req
1188. So, now, instead of hurting people,
I'm helping them.Copy !req
1189. I'm still me.Copy !req
1190. I'm just me, on the right side.Copy !req
1191. You're doing the right thing.Copy !req
1192. And some day, your friends,
if they're real friends,Copy !req
1193. I think they'll understand.Copy !req
1194. Now, come on, let's get inside.Copy !req
1195. You look like
you just busted out of a prison.Copy !req
1196. Guinea pigs?Copy !req
1197. - Marmalade!Copy !req
1198. Let's bounce.Copy !req
1199. So, this is the hideout
of the great Crimson Paw.Copy !req
1200. Snack break?Copy !req
1201. Okay, oddly timed, but you do you.Copy !req
1202. - Identity verified.
- What?Copy !req
1203. Welcome, Diane.Copy !req
1204. Whoa!Copy !req
1205. Holy moly!Copy !req
1206. Ah! It's so good to be home.Copy !req
1207. Are you kiddin' me?Copy !req
1208. Laser-sighted zip line?Copy !req
1209. The XM 2400 Radar Jammer? No way!Copy !req
1210. I actually prefer the earlier model.Copy !req
1211. Agree to disagree.Copy !req
1212. This stuff is nice too.Copy !req
1213. Yeah, that's a blowtorch.Copy !req
1214. Also, not really your color.Copy !req
1215. Ugh.Copy !req
1216. All righty.Copy !req
1217. Marmalade, what are you up to,
you fuzzy little weirdo?Copy !req
1218. We need eyes on the city.Copy !req
1219. Let's see if we can't hack into
the government's surveillance satellite.Copy !req
1220. But you're the governor.
Couldn't you just ask?Copy !req
1221. Yeah, but the paperwork.Copy !req
1222. I am definitely picking up on
suspicious activity here.Copy !req
1223. Those are guinea pig heat signatures.Copy !req
1224. Marmalade seems to be
controlling them.Copy !req
1225. But to do what?Copy !req
1226. There are no obvious targets.Copy !req
1227. That's because they're moving targets.Copy !req
1228. His charity fundraiser.Copy !req
1229. He's gonna steal the money.
Raised in his own name?Copy !req
1230. It's the greatest heist
the world's ever seen.Copy !req
1231. One billion dollars inside trucksCopy !req
1232. on their way to charities
all over the city.Copy !req
1233. We need to cut off
Marmalade's communicationCopy !req
1234. with his guinea pig army.Copy !req
1235. If there's no signal...Copy !req
1236. There's no heist.Copy !req
1237. We have to steal the meteorite.Copy !req
1238. That was very cute...Copy !req
1239. - All right.
- ... what we just did there.Copy !req
1240. Put on your big-girl pants.
We're gearin' up.Copy !req
1241. I wouldn't take that.
Those things rip your pants right off.Copy !req
1242. Huh. Try wearing clean underwear.
Just in case.Copy !req
1243. What...Copy !req
1244. You stole my car?Copy !req
1245. Respect.Copy !req
1246. Let's do this.Copy !req
1247. - No!
- What?Copy !req
1248. All our stuff?Copy !req
1249. - Oh, no.
- Where is everything?Copy !req
1250. - No, no, no!
- All our stuff.Copy !req
1251. - It's all gone!
- My disguise closet!Copy !req
1252. Where's my things?Copy !req
1253. Wolf gave away all our loot!Copy !req
1254. We stole it fair and square!Copy !req
1255. Now I understand what it feels like
to have things stolen from you.Copy !req
1256. I don't like it.Copy !req
1257. I really don't like it!Copy !req
1258. - We got no food.Copy !req
1259. We got no money.
We got no money we could use to buy food.Copy !req
1260. No food we can sell for money.Copy !req
1261. We...Copy !req
1262. All right! Okay, okay.Copy !req
1263. Here, here. Take it.Copy !req
1264. Now, stop cryin', buddy.Copy !req
1265. Oh!Copy !req
1266. Um... Snake, what did you just do?Copy !req
1267. What? My friend was sad.Copy !req
1268. I was just cheerin' him up.Copy !req
1269. You...Copy !req
1270. You did a good thing. For me.Copy !req
1271. Don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
1272. I just put your needs before my own.Copy !req
1273. - Yeah. You're being good.
- I'm not.Copy !req
1274. I was simply making a sacrifice
so Shark could be happy.Copy !req
1275. That is the actual definition
of being good.Copy !req
1276. Snake!Copy !req
1277. You! The worst one of us!Copy !req
1278. - The most selfish.
- Spiteful.Copy !req
1279. - Terrible.
- Sneaky.Copy !req
1280. - Dishonest.
- Insensitive.Copy !req
1281. - Manipulative.
- Snake-like.Copy !req
1282. - Stanky.
- And your point is?Copy !req
1283. I think Wolf was right.Copy !req
1284. Maybe we could be
more than just scary villains.Copy !req
1285. What...Copy !req
1286. Oh, wow!Copy !req
1287. Is this... Is this "wagging"?Copy !req
1288. We're wagging!Copy !req
1289. No! No! No!Copy !req
1290. We'll always be bad guys!Copy !req
1291. Faster, faster, my little pigs.Copy !req
1292. No!Copy !req
1293. Once we steal the meteorite,
we take it straight to the police.Copy !req
1294. And all will be forgiven.Copy !req
1295. I don't know about "all,"
but it's a start.Copy !req
1296. That's strange.Copy !req
1297. Why would Marmalade
leave the Golden Dolphin unprotected?Copy !req
1298. Because maybe it's a trap.Copy !req
1299. - Or maybe...
- Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
1300. Yeah, it was a trap.Copy !req
1301. Well, well, well.Copy !req
1302. If it isn't my prized pupil.Copy !req
1303. And you've brought along the governor.Copy !req
1304. Or should I say, the Crimson Paw?Copy !req
1305. What an ingenious way
to disguise the Zumpango diamond.Copy !req
1306. Hiding it in plain sight.Copy !req
1307. You gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
1308. What? I'm sentimental.Copy !req
1309. You always did have panache.Copy !req
1310. And yet,
you still fell right into my trap.Copy !req
1311. But how did you know
we'd even be here?Copy !req
1312. Oh, I got a little tip... from a friend.Copy !req
1313. Hey, buddy. How's it hangin'?Copy !req
1314. Snake.Copy !req
1315. What can I say? We just clicked.Copy !req
1316. Oh, yeah? How's it feel to be workin'
for your favorite food?Copy !req
1317. Ah, you're just jealous to be missin' out
on the heist of the century.Copy !req
1318. It's got everything.Copy !req
1319. Betrayal, a meteor, mind control.Copy !req
1320. Can I try it on?Copy !req
1321. - Of course, partner.
- Nice.Copy !req
1322. All the crime
with none of the exercise.Copy !req
1323. And what about all that
"Flower of goodness" talk?Copy !req
1324. Was it all just a lie?Copy !req
1325. Uh, pretty much, yeah.Copy !req
1326. You see,
I never cared about what's "good."Copy !req
1327. Only what's good for me.Copy !req
1328. Like, say, a billion dollars.Copy !req
1329. Ooh! I just got a tingle.Copy !req
1330. Go bad...Copy !req
1331. Or go home.Copy !req
1332. Cuddles! Finish them.Copy !req
1333. Paison gas?
Don't breathe it in.Copy !req
1334. Wait a second.Copy !req
1335. That's not poison gas.Copy !req
1336. - Sorry!Copy !req
1337. Surprise!Copy !req
1338. What?Copy !req
1339. - Guys! I can't believe it's you.
- You were right, Wolfie.Copy !req
1340. - We felt the wag, man.
- And the tingle.Copy !req
1341. - It's good, right?
- Oh, yeah!Copy !req
1342. This is super moving,
but can we do this later?Copy !req
1343. Feels like I got
a rhythm section in my fin!Copy !req
1344. Come on!Copy !req
1345. Spinning blades!Copy !req
1346. Oh, yeah. Right.Copy !req
1347. Sorry. I got it.Copy !req
1348. Guys,Copy !req
1349. am I happy to see you!Copy !req
1350. Now it's time to huff and puff
and blow this little piggy's heist down.Copy !req
1351. - Game over, guinea pig!Copy !req
1352. With this meteorite,
we will be able to commit crimesCopy !req
1353. people have only dreamed about.Copy !req
1354. Not bad for a butt rock.Copy !req
1355. Once again, it's not a...Copy !req
1356. - Don't mind us, just robbin' this place.Copy !req
1357. No, no, no!Copy !req
1358. - Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.Copy !req
1359. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1360. - Yeah!
- All right!Copy !req
1361. We did it!Copy !req
1362. Now, to get this thing to the chief
and clear your names.Copy !req
1363. Weird. Usually,
we drive away from the police.Copy !req
1364. Hey, chico, are you sure
we stopped the heist?Copy !req
1365. - Yeah.
- Relax.Copy !req
1366. Marmalade can't control them
if he doesn't have the meteorite.Copy !req
1367. So, who's drivin' those trucks?Copy !req
1368. - The meteorite!Copy !req
1369. - It's still transmitting.
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
1370. The charity money.Copy !req
1371. Change of plan, guys.Copy !req
1372. Webs, is there some way to override
the truck's navigation system?Copy !req
1373. We'd need some kind of
magnetized cross-circuit interceptor.Copy !req
1374. You mean this?Copy !req
1375. Ooh! She just keeps gettin' cooler!Copy !req
1376. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
1377. Whoo!Copy !req
1378. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
1379. Oh, no.Copy !req
1380. We gotta split up.Copy !req
1381. Webs, you feel like a girls" trip?Copy !req
1382. Um, yes.Copy !req
1383. I wanna go on the girls' trip.Copy !req
1384. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1385. - You're insured, right?
- Yeah, why?Copy !req
1386. That's... Hey!Copy !req
1387. That's my car!Copy !req
1388. It's ceviche, baby!Copy !req
1389. So long, suckers.Copy !req
1390. Whoop-bam!Copy !req
1391. - Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1392. Where'd you learn to do that?Copy !req
1393. Well, I'm, you know, kind of a natural.Copy !req
1394. Mostly YouTube.Copy !req
1395. - Nice work.
- Meet me at the police station.Copy !req
1396. Don't be late.Copy !req
1397. What do you say
we deliver this butt rock to the chief?Copy !req
1398. No, no, no!Copy !req
1399. That's my stolen money!Copy !req
1400. What good are you if you can't even
anticipate their next move?Copy !req
1401. - Oh, so, it's my fault?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1402. - Chief.
- This better be good.Copy !req
1403. Trust me.
You don't wanna miss this.Copy !req
1404. Look!Copy !req
1405. Well, butter my crumpets.Copy !req
1406. Can it be?
The Bad Guys are returning the meteorite?Copy !req
1407. Perhaps this is the feel-good story
we all need.Copy !req
1408. - Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1409. Do you guys think
they'll throw us a party?Copy !req
1410. Yeah. With fireworks,
pinatas and cake.Copy !req
1411. We can't do this without him.Copy !req
1412. He might be a Mr. Grumpypants.Copy !req
1413. But he's our Mr. Grumpypants.Copy !req
1414. Yeah.Copy !req
1415. Wolf!Copy !req
1416. I'm starting to see why
your friends dumped you.Copy !req
1417. I don't have any friends!Copy !req
1418. - Snake! Snake!Copy !req
1419. Wolf?Copy !req
1420. Snake, come back!Copy !req
1421. We need you, baby!Copy !req
1422. And you need us!Copy !req
1423. Oh, there you go again,
making it personal.Copy !req
1424. I'll give you one last chance
to give me the meteorite.Copy !req
1425. Oh, yeah?
What you gonna do, Whiskers?Copy !req
1426. - This.Copy !req
1427. What the...Copy !req
1428. - We've got adorable company.
- Floor it!Copy !req
1429. Whoa!Copy !req
1430. Maybe I shouldn't have called him
"Whiskers."Copy !req
1431. When I woke up this morning,
this is not where I saw the day going.Copy !req
1432. Whoa!Copy !req
1433. Come on!Copy !req
1434. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey,
let's dial this down a notch, huh?Copy !req
1435. Besides, you'll never get him.
He's too good a driver.Copy !req
1436. Hmm. You're right.Copy !req
1437. But now that I think of it,Copy !req
1438. maybe it would be better to exploit
his greatest weakness.Copy !req
1439. Exactly.Copy !req
1440. Wait.Copy !req
1441. No!Copy !req
1442. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1443. - Hold on, hold it, hold it, hold it.Copy !req
1444. Okay, okay. You win.Copy !req
1445. You can have the space rock.Copy !req
1446. Good boy, Wolf.Copy !req
1447. Take the wheel.Copy !req
1448. Not so fast! Pull him up first.Copy !req
1449. Or I'll use this.Copy !req
1450. Oh, come, now.Copy !req
1451. Do it, or you'll lose the rock.Copy !req
1452. If you insist. Cuddles!Copy !req
1453. You want him?Copy !req
1454. He's yours.Copy !req
1455. Snake!Copy !req
1456. - No, no, no!
- Snake!Copy !req
1457. Oh, no!Copy !req
1458. Guys, I know it's crazy,
but we're gonna jump it.Copy !req
1459. Crazy? You finally speaking
my language, chico!Copy !req
1460. We're gonna make it!Copy !req
1461. You came back.Copy !req
1462. Snake,Copy !req
1463. I should've been honest with you.Copy !req
1464. I was afraid that if you knew
I wanted to be good, that you'd...Copy !req
1465. Act like a jerk
and never talk to you again?Copy !req
1466. Yeah.Copy !req
1467. Paint is, I...Copy !req
1468. Yeah. I love you too, buddy.Copy !req
1469. This... This is so beautiful.Copy !req
1470. Do you know how beautiful this is,
you guys?Copy !req
1471. Now...
Now you gonna make me cry.Copy !req
1472. I know.Copy !req
1473. So pathetic, right?Copy !req
1474. Come on, guys.Copy !req
1475. Who said it was the end?Copy !req
1476. - Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1477. Gah!Copy !req
1478. No! Cuddles!
We're losing altitude!Copy !req
1479. We're losing altitude! We're going down!Copy !req
1480. What happened?
Did we blow up?Copy !req
1481. Is this heaven?Copy !req
1482. - That is it.
- Hey!Copy !req
1483. There is absolutely no way
you're getting away this time.Copy !req
1484. Wait, Chief.Copy !req
1485. Governor Foxington?Copy !req
1486. - Don't do this.
- Ow!Copy !req
1487. They didn't steal the meteorite.
They were bringing it back.Copy !req
1488. Hal How could you know that?Copy !req
1489. Unless...Copy !req
1490. Unless you were conspiring
with a bunch of known criminals.Copy !req
1491. Well...Copy !req
1492. as a matter of fact,Copy !req
1493. it's time I came clean about something.Copy !req
1494. The truth is I'm really...Copy !req
1495. - ... really...
- Really a big fan of redemption arcs.Copy !req
1496. Yeah, we know.Copy !req
1497. - We're done runnin' away.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1498. - Yeah.
- Yep.Copy !req
1499. Chief, do what you need to do.Copy !req
1500. What?Copy !req
1501. Y... You're turning yourself in?Copy !req
1502. We might not have stolen the meteorite,
but we did steal a lot of other things.Copy !req
1503. It's time we took some responsibility.Copy !req
1504. Start a clean state.Copy !req
1505. Take us in, Chief.Copy !req
1506. Wow, really?Copy !req
1507. You finally did it.Copy !req
1508. This is your moment, Chief. Drink it in.Copy !req
1509. Wow!
You know, I should give a speech.Copy !req
1510. Well, I should, shouldn't 1?Copy !req
1511. - Uh...Copy !req
1512. When I was six years old,Copy !req
1513. I decided that
I wanted to play the piccolo,Copy !req
1514. only to find that my fingers
were just too powerfulCopy !req
1515. for that fragile little instrument.Copy !req
1516. And that's when I discovered
law enforcement.Copy !req
1517. I'm proud of you, Wolf.Copy !req
1518. You know,
a fox and a wolf are not that different.Copy !req
1519. You got a good thing
goin" here, Governor.Copy !req
1520. So, it turns out the saga of the Bad Guys
has come toCopy !req
1521. a simple and totally satisfying
conclusion.Copy !req
1522. Though, I wonder,
what happened to the meteorite?Copy !req
1523. Cuddles! Faster, faster!Copy !req
1524. It's Professor Marmalade!Copy !req
1525. He's bringing the meteorite back!Copy !req
1526. Huh?Copy !req
1527. Uh, yes. Yes.Copy !req
1528. Bringing it back.Copy !req
1529. That's precisely what I am doing.Copy !req
1530. Look no further.Copy !req
1531. Your hero has arrived.Copy !req
1532. Professor, care to comment?Copy !req
1533. I tried to help them, Tiffany.Copy !req
1534. But in the end,
it's the same old story.Copy !req
1535. Bad guys, bad.
Good guys, good.Copy !req
1536. So true. So wise.Copy !req
1537. Furthermore, for the good of the city,Copy !req
1538. I have generously decided
to take the meteorite backCopy !req
1539. to my compound for safekeeping.Copy !req
1540. - Is he seriously gonna get away with this?Copy !req
1541. Thank you.
Gosh, you're kind.Copy !req
1542. Give it up for me!Copy !req
1543. Wait a second.Copy !req
1544. This isn't the meteorite!Copy !req
1545. - It's a lamp!Copy !req
1546. - Huh?Copy !req
1547. What?Copy !req
1548. Snake, what did you just do?Copy !req
1549. What? My friend was sad,
and I was just cheerin' him up.Copy !req
1550. / think Wolf was right.Copy !req
1551. Maybe we could be
more than just scary villains.Copy !req
1552. I'm bad, you're bad.Copy !req
1553. Let's be bad together.Copy !req
1554. You've got yourself a deal.Copy !req
1555. - Can I try it on?
- Of course, partner.Copy !req
1556. - Don't mind us, just robbin' this place.Copy !req
1557. No, no, no!Copy !req
1558. - But if that's a lamp, where is the...Copy !req
1559. The old switcheroo.Copy !req
1560. It's a butt.Copy !req
1561. Hold on.Copy !req
1562. This is the Zumpango diamond!Copy !req
1563. But this was stolen by the...Copy !req
1564. By the Crimson Paw!Copy !req
1565. - Me? No, no, no.Copy !req
1566. OMG.Copy !req
1567. - And a shocking twist.
- You're making a huge mistake.Copy !req
1568. The notorious bandit
known as the Crimson PawCopy !req
1569. has been revealed to be
none other than Professor Marmalade.Copy !req
1570. I'm not the Crimson Paw.Copy !req
1571. She's the Crimson Paw.Copy !req
1572. She's the Paw!Copy !req
1573. I'm a flower of goodness! No!Copy !req
1574. Whoo! That's my reptile, right there.Copy !req
1575. - That's what I'm talkin' about.
- Yeah!Copy !req
1576. Come on, somebody had to
destroy that meteorite.Copy !req
1577. That thing was dangerous.Copy !req
1578. That was pretty good there, Snakey.Copy !req
1579. Good? It was genius.Copy !req
1580. Not only did I foil the pig,Copy !req
1581. I got you to admit
how much you care about me.Copy !req
1582. Sure, yeah.Copy !req
1583. I just wonder about one little thing.Copy !req
1584. Oh, yeah? What's that, Wolf?Copy !req
1585. Who do you think
put that one Push Pop in the fridge?Copy !req
1586. Wait.Copy !req
1587. You...Copy !req
1588. - No.
- I knew you were good.Copy !req
1589. No!Copy !req
1590. We good, baby.Copy !req
1591. - We good.
- Yeah!Copy !req
1592. Okay.Copy !req
1593. So, imagine it's your birthday.Copy !req
1594. - It is my birthday.
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
1595. But we're walkin' along,
and you meet a genie.Copy !req
1596. - Okay. What's his name?
- What's the genie's name?Copy !req
1597. Yeah, I wanna know
who I'm talkin' to.Copy !req
1598. I don't know.
"Genie," or "Gene" for short.Copy !req
1599. So he offers you three wishes.Copy !req
1600. Why three?Copy !req
1601. You know, industry standard.
Now, what do you wish for?Copy !req
1602. - Uh...
- Good luck out there, guys.Copy !req
1603. I'm gonna go with nothin...Copy !req
1604. Nothing?Copy !req
1605. Come on, it's your birthday.Copy !req
1606. All right!
But what do I need wishes for?Copy !req
1607. I got my freedom.Copy !req
1608. - Hey.
- Guys!Copy !req
1609. Lookin' good, hermanos!Copy !req
1610. - I got my friends.
- Aw.Copy !req
1611. I've got the skin
of a reptile half my age.Copy !req
1612. I don't know about "half your age,"
but you look good.Copy !req
1613. Well,
that's because you just molted.Copy !req
1614. Yes, I did.Copy !req
1615. You smell good, too.Copy !req
1616. I'm shiny, I'm gorgeous.Copy !req
1617. Huh.Copy !req
1618. Um...Copy !req
1619. So, what do we do now?Copy !req
1620. - Steal a car?
- Piranha!Copy !req
1621. I was joking.Copy !req
1622. It was a joke!Copy !req
1623. You know, on second thought, Wolf,
maybe I'd wish for a ride.Copy !req
1624. Oh, yeah? Alakazam.Copy !req
1625. Nice.Copy !req
1626. Hey, guys.
Ready to get to work?Copy !req
1627. Hey! Whoa!Copy !req
1628. Hey, you.Copy !req
1629. That's right, come here. A little closer.Copy !req
1630. I said, "Closer."Copy !req
1631. Now that we've had some time
to get acquainted, uh,Copy !req
1632. not so scary now, are we?Copy !req
1633. Webs, hit it.Copy !req
1634. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1635. - Whoo!Copy !req