1. Stop.Copy !req
2. I'll stop if you just explain it
to me, because I don't...Copy !req
3. - Would you please just drop it?
- All right, all right. Fine, fine, fine.Copy !req
4. Consider it dropped.
It's dropped. It's on the ground.Copy !req
5. Good.Copy !req
6. But, I mean, come on,
everybody loves birthdays.Copy !req
7. You got decorations,
you got balloons,Copy !req
8. you got parties and cake.Copy !req
9. Look. I don't need presents,
I don't want decorations,Copy !req
10. and I'm not a cake guy.Copy !req
11. Seriously, though,
you don't like cake?Copy !req
12. Name one food
better than cake.Copy !req
13. Guinea pig.Copy !req
14. Again, with the guinea pig.Copy !req
15. I bet if I blindfolded you,
you wouldn't be able to tellCopy !req
16. the difference between
a skunk and a guinea pig.Copy !req
17. Wrong.Copy !req
18. Snakes have impeccable taste buds.
I can taste air.Copy !req
19. - Air?
- Yes. Air.Copy !req
20. Nice.Copy !req
21. I don't know.
They're a little...Copy !req
22. They're a little cute
for my taste.Copy !req
23. That's what makes them
so delicious.Copy !req
24. You're not just eating food,
you're eating pure goodness.Copy !req
25. It's not about the pig.Copy !req
26. It's about what it symbolizes
on a deeper level.Copy !req
27. So, you can...
You can taste air?Copy !req
28. - What else you got?
- Forget about it.Copy !req
29. Wait, wait, wait.
Can you also hear color?Copy !req
30. All right, all right.Copy !req
31. - Can you see sound?
- Okay.Copy !req
32. 'Cause we should really be
capitalizing on these skills.Copy !req
33. Okay, all right, fine.Copy !req
34. - Get it all out. Get it all out now.
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
35. Look at that. 4:00 p.m.Copy !req
36. Now I know the exact moment
our friendship died.Copy !req
37. - Let's bounce.
- Yep.Copy !req
38. Tastes like you're gonna stick me
with the bill... again.Copy !req
39. Well, it is my birthday.Copy !req
40. So, now you play the birthday card?
That's interesting.Copy !req
41. Can we get a check, please,
when you get a chance?Copy !req
42. Hello?
Checkity-check-check.Copy !req
43. You know what?Copy !req
44. We're just gonna leave
the money right here, okay?Copy !req
45. You know the one good thing
about this place?Copy !req
46. - What?
- We never have to wait for a table.Copy !req
47. Well, isn't that every place?Copy !req
48. Hey, man. How you been?
I haven't seen you...Copy !req
49. Snake attack!Copy !req
50. Mints.Copy !req
51. Sorry, folks.
I'm switching him to decaf.Copy !req
52. - All right.
- Let's do this.Copy !req
53. Guinea pig, huh?Copy !req
54. It's the Rolls Royce of rodents.Copy !req
55. Yeah, but it's still a rodent.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
56. Don't mind us, just robbin' this place.Copy !req
57. - Yeah! Go bad...
- Or go home.Copy !req
58. Hey, you. Get over here.Copy !req
59. Little bit closer.Copy !req
60. Oh, I know what it is.Copy !req
61. You're afraid.
Because I'm the big, bad wolf.Copy !req
62. Well, I'm not surprised.
I am the villain in every story.Copy !req
63. - Isn't that right, Mr. Snake?
- Yep.Copy !req
64. Say hello to Mr. Snake.Copy !req
65. Serpentine, safecrackin' machine.Copy !req
66. Imagine Houdini, but with no arms.Copy !req
67. Kinda guy who'd tell ya the glass
is half empty, then steal it from ya.Copy !req
68. He's also my best bud,
and today's his birthday!Copy !req
69. Not relevant.Copy !req
70. He's a sweetheart.
You're a sweetheart.Copy !req
71. Well, look who's here.Copy !req
72. Took 'em long enough.Copy !req
73. Watch this.Copy !req
74. Three... Two...Copy !req
75. One.Copy !req
76. And over here is Ms. Tarantula.Copy !req
77. Our in-house hacker, pocket search engine,
our traveling tech wizard.Copy !req
78. We call her Webs.Copy !req
79. - Very slick, Webs.
- I also took over the police dispatch,Copy !req
80. blurred their satellite imaging system,
grounded their chopper,Copy !req
81. and one more thing...Copy !req
82. You didn't.Copy !req
83. I got a special delivery for...Copy !req
84. Whoa, don't eat me!
Please, don't eat me!Copy !req
85. Happy birthday,
Mr. Grumpypants.Copy !req
86. I think I hate you.Copy !req
87. Guys! It's me!Copy !req
88. I was the construction worker!Copy !req
89. And this is Mr. Shark, master of disguise.Copy !req
90. Apex predator of a thousand faces.Copy !req
91. His greatest trick?Copy !req
92. Stealing the Mona Lisa,
disguised as the Mona Lisa.Copy !req
93. Dig that.Copy !req
94. Watch it, big tuna.
I'm tryin' to work here.Copy !req
95. Keep it cool, baby.
Birthdays should be chill.Copy !req
96. And rounding out the crew...Copy !req
97. Surprise!Copy !req
98. Is Mr. Piranha.Copy !req
99. He's a loose cannon with a short fuse...Copy !req
100. willing to scrap with anyone or anything.Copy !req
101. He's brave.Copy !req
102. He's fearless.Copy !req
103. Who am I kidding? He's crazy.Copy !req
104. Piranha,
did we forget something?Copy !req
105. - What?
- The present. You know?Copy !req
106. Oh, of course I didn't forget.Copy !req
107. You know you fart
when you lie, right?Copy !req
108. What? No, I fart when I'm nervous.Copy !req
109. Yeah. Nervous about lying.Copy !req
110. I'm sorry.Copy !req
111. Piranha!Copy !req
112. Don't breathe it in. I breathed it in!Copy !req
113. Yeah, they're a bit eccentric,
but when you're born us,Copy !req
114. you don't exactly win
many popularity contests.Copy !req
115. Shark!Copy !req
116. A shark!Copy !req
117. Do I wish people
didn't see us as monsters?Copy !req
118. Eight legs, eight times the cardio!Copy !req
119. - Spider!
- Sure, I do.Copy !req
120. What's up, papa?Copy !req
121. But these are the cards we've been dealt,
so we might as well play them.Copy !req
122. Jackpot!Copy !req
123. Yes!Copy !req
124. - What the thorax?
- Are you crazy?Copy !req
125. What? I just wanted
a longer car chase.Copy !req
126. It's the best part.Copy !req
127. Chief! It's...Copy !req
128. Them.Copy !req
129. Webs, hit it.Copy !req
130. Get them!Copy !req
131. Hooked on hip-hop phonics,
yeah, it works for meCopy !req
132. So jump aboard,
yeah, this train is freeCopy !req
133. The conductor let me toot my whistleCopy !req
134. The instructor
of the funky uncle fizzleCopy !req
135. We be dancing on a lake
when it ain't froze overCopy !req
136. We be walking on water
while you're sinking your roverCopy !req
137. If you step any close,
you'll be eatin' some teethCopy !req
138. I'm gonna put you guys away for so long,
your fleas will have fleas!Copy !req
139. Chief! You want some cake?Copy !req
140. You seem a little hangry.Copy !req
141. Get that thing out of my face before I...Copy !req
142. - Excuse me, Chief.
- What?Copy !req
143. You're mine.Copy !req
144. Hermano!Copy !req
145. Yeah. We may be bad,
but we're so good at it.Copy !req
146. No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
147. No, no! Keep runnin', Wolf.Copy !req
148. One of these days
your luck is gonna run out.Copy !req
149. All right, Piranha. You're up.Copy !req
150. Happy birth...Copy !req
151. Seriously?Copy !req
152. Snake, come on.
At least make a toast.Copy !req
153. - Toast.
- Come on.Copy !req
154. - Okay, all right, a toast.
- Yeah!Copy !req
155. Fine.Copy !req
156. I've made a lot of enemies in my time.Copy !req
157. I mean, a lot!Copy !req
158. But out of all the people in the world,Copy !req
159. I hate you guys the least.Copy !req
160. That was actually
kind of beautiful.Copy !req
161. You a poet, man.Copy !req
162. To Mr. Snake
and his strange dislike of birthdays.Copy !req
163. Everyone say, robbery!Copy !req
164. Robbery!Copy !req
165. Look at those dimples.Copy !req
166. Happy birthday, buddy.Copy !req
167. Okay. Now, dig in, fellas.Copy !req
168. Yes!Copy !req
169. - No, no, no!
- Piranha!Copy !req
170. - Don't do that.
- That was so gross.Copy !req
171. That was my lunch.Copy !req
172. You snooze, you lose.Copy !req
173. You like that.Copy !req
174. Nice.Copy !req
175. I forgot we had those Push Pops.Copy !req
176. Man, my tummy is rumblin'
like a kraken right now.Copy !req
177. Yeah. Want it?Copy !req
178. You know he's not
gonna give it to you.Copy !req
179. No. I believe that, deep down,
Snake is a kind and generous soul.Copy !req
180. Why?Copy !req
181. Here. Take it.Copy !req
182. Oh, yeah! Pop me, please.Copy !req
183. - Sucker.
- Come on, man!Copy !req
184. Now you're gonna make me
get all aggressive.Copy !req
185. - Animals.
- Spit it out! Spit it out!Copy !req
186. Never!Copy !req
187. Let's see
what they're sayin' about us today.Copy !req
188. What up? It's Tiffany Fluffit,
Channel 6 Action News.Copy !req
189. The Bad Guys have struck again...Copy !req
190. - Guys, stop it. We're on TV.
- With their most brazen heist yet,Copy !req
191. proving once more that they are
the most diabolical criminals of our time.Copy !req
192. Diabolical. That's new.Copy !req
193. Know what it sounds like? A cologne.Copy !req
194. Diabolical.Copy !req
195. To address this heinous crime spreeCopy !req
196. is the newly elected governor,
Diane Foxington.Copy !req
197. - Governor?
- Okay, yeah.Copy !req
198. I hear you. I hear you.Copy !req
199. Listen, listen.Copy !req
200. We all know
how dastardly the Bad Guys are.Copy !req
201. You bet we are.Copy !req
202. But more than anything...Copy !req
203. I feel sorry for them.Copy !req
204. What?Copy !req
205. These so-called Bad Guys
are really just second-rate has-beens.Copy !req
206. Behind their amateurish antics
and, frankly, unoriginal capers...Copy !req
207. I mean, really? Another bank?Copy !req
208. Is nothing but a deep well of anger.Copy !req
209. I ain't angry! You're angry!Copy !req
210. - Denial.
- Not true.Copy !req
211. And self-loathing.Copy !req
212. The only one I self-loathe is you.Copy !req
213. And those are holes that no amount of cash
or priceless art can ever fill.Copy !req
214. What's on the Food Network?Copy !req
215. - Can we just forget about the Bad Guys...
- Who is she to judge us?Copy !req
216. And focus on more positive things?Copy !req
217. And what could be more positive
than the Annual Good Samaritan Awards,Copy !req
218. where tomorrow night I will presentCopy !req
219. the Golden Dolphin
to this year's goodest citizen.Copy !req
220. - I can't believe I voted for her.
- You voted for her?Copy !req
221. What? She's good on climate change.Copy !req
222. Wait. What's going on?
You've got that twinkle in your eye.Copy !req
223. Guys, who's up for another job?Copy !req
224. A big one.Copy !req
225. The Golden Dolphin.Copy !req
226. Seriously?Copy !req
227. I thought I was the crazy one.Copy !req
228. That job has broken every criminal
who's tried it.Copy !req
229. The Bucharest Bandits. Lucky Jim.Copy !req
230. The Crimson Paw.Copy !req
231. Actually, the Crimson Paw
was never arrested.Copy !req
232. Yeah, but he never stole anything again.Copy !req
233. Snake, what better way
to wipe that smirk offCopy !req
234. the governor's fuzzy face,Copy !req
235. than stealin' the Golden Dolphin
from right under her whiskers?Copy !req
236. This is the holy grail of thievery.Copy !req
237. If we pull this off,Copy !req
238. we'll cement our legacy
as the greatest criminals of all time.Copy !req
239. Whoa, whoa, buddy.Copy !req
240. I thought we weren't supposed to
make things personal.Copy !req
241. Besides, we've got
a good thing goin' here.Copy !req
242. Friends, freedom,
and just look at this loot!Copy !req
243. All right, you're right. Forget it.
The Dolphin job is off.Copy !req
244. Good.Copy !req
245. I guess the pig
will get his trophy after all.Copy !req
246. Yeah, I guess he would...Copy !req
247. What do you mean, pig?Copy !req
248. Yes, did I not mention that? That's weird.
I thought I mentioned that it was...Copy !req
249. The Good Samaritan is...Copy !req
250. A guinea pig?Copy !req
251. What do you say, Snakey?Copy !req
252. Better than cake.Copy !req
253. Okay. Fine.Copy !req
254. But he better be delicious.Copy !req
255. Are we all in this together?Copy !req
256. So, here's the plan.Copy !req
257. Like every year, the ceremony will be held
at the Museum of Fine Arts,Copy !req
258. where the Golden Dolphin
will be positionedCopy !req
259. just beyond the backstage curtain.Copy !req
260. Sounds easy.Copy !req
261. Sounds easy, hermano.Copy !req
262. But to get there, we'll need to bypass
three levels of security.Copy !req
263. So, step one.Copy !req
264. We'll need to blend in.Copy !req
265. Professor Marmalade, this year's
recipient of the Golden Dolphin,Copy !req
266. the most annoying
good creature on the planet.Copy !req
267. Professor, in the past year,
you've stopped wars, fed the hungryCopy !req
268. and saved countless pandas.Copy !req
269. Some have described your goodness
as second only to Mother Teresa.Copy !req
270. Oh, Tiffany.
It's not a competition.Copy !req
271. And if it were,
it would really be more of a tie.Copy !req
272. But we can all agreeCopy !req
273. that there is a flower of goodness
inside all of usCopy !req
274. just waiting to blossom.Copy !req
275. Once inside,
there are two armored doors.Copy !req
276. The first can only be opened
by a special key cardCopy !req
277. that is carried by our dear friend,
the chief of police.Copy !req
278. The second is outfitted
with a retinal scannerCopy !req
279. and guarded by an elite special-ops unitCopy !req
280. trained to strike first
and ask questions later.Copy !req
281. Governor Foxington is the only one
who has clearance to open the second door.Copy !req
282. So, step two, she and I will need to
get up close and personal.Copy !req
283. Enjoy your evening, Mr. Ambassador.Copy !req
284. Interesting piece.Copy !req
285. Trashy, pointless and pretentious.Copy !req
286. They say that art reveals
more about the viewer than the artist.Copy !req
287. Mister...Copy !req
288. - Poodleton. Oliver Poodleton.
- Okay.Copy !req
289. It's about time someone stood up
to those diabolical Bad Guys.Copy !req
290. Though, I've got to say,
no one's succeeded yet.Copy !req
291. I don't think it'll be that hard.Copy !req
292. I have a feeling
it'll be harder than you think.Copy !req
293. I'd say they're one epic job away
from cementing their legacy.Copy !req
294. Mr. Poodleton. You're funny.Copy !req
295. I am?Copy !req
296. The only legacy they're cementing
is life in prison.Copy !req
297. Did you see their last job?Copy !req
298. Unsecured exits, crude disguises,
compulsive showboating.Copy !req
299. I mean, it was a mess.Copy !req
300. All the classic signs
of a crew in decline.Copy !req
301. Next, they're gonna make it personal.Copy !req
302. That's when you know they're toast.Copy !req
303. Well, that's your opinion.Copy !req
304. It is. And I'm the governor.Copy !req
305. As for the sculpture,
I think it's about perspective.Copy !req
306. If you look closely enough,Copy !req
307. even trash can be recycled
into something beautiful.Copy !req
308. How about that.Copy !req
309. I guess some things
aren't always as they appear.Copy !req
310. That reminds me, may I?Copy !req
311. I can't miss a photo op with the governor
and a pile of garbage.Copy !req
312. Mr. Poodleton,
you're too hard on yourself.Copy !req
313. Hey...Copy !req
314. Okay, friends.Copy !req
315. It's showtime.Copy !req
316. Once we're in,
it's on to step three.Copy !req
317. We split up and we take our positions.Copy !req
318. Officers, if the Bad Guys
crash this event,Copy !req
319. I am definitely going to lose my job.Copy !req
320. And I will not hesitate to
take you down with me.Copy !req
321. Now, move out!Copy !req
322. Yes, ma'am!
Hut, hut, hut, hut!Copy !req
323. Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut,
hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!Copy !req
324. Mic's on.
Everyone on comms, do you copy?Copy !req
325. - Copy.
- Copy.Copy !req
326. - Copy.
- Copy.Copy !req
327. A drink for the pretty lady?Copy !req
328. No, thank you.
My life is too complicated right now.Copy !req
329. Boys, it's dolphin season.Copy !req
330. Copy that. I'm on the move.Copy !req
331. Unit Two,
is the backstage area still secure?Copy !req
332. Unit Two. All clear.Copy !req
333. This is where all the training pays off.Copy !req
334. Pardon me. Terribly sorry.Copy !req
335. Not a problem, sir.Copy !req
336. Keep your eyes open, boys.Copy !req
337. They could be anywhere,
just waiting to humiliate us.Copy !req
338. Wolf is in position.Copy !req
339. Piranha,
you all penguin-suited and booted?Copy !req
340. Affirmative. I'm a clean, mean
dolphin-stealin' machine.Copy !req
341. What's goin' on, guys?Copy !req
342. Here, let me help you.Copy !req
343. Are you okay, ma'am?Copy !req
344. My gracious, yes.Copy !req
345. I may be dizzy, but I'm alive!
Thanks to you.Copy !req
346. What are you...Copy !req
347. Thank you, dear.Copy !req
348. You're such a good boy.Copy !req
349. All good, brother?Copy !req
350. Yeah, all good. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
351. Webs, what do you say
about movin' on to step four?Copy !req
352. Copy that. Shark, you're up.Copy !req
353. Do your thing.Copy !req
354. - Do I get to improvise?
- Yes, fine.Copy !req
355. Improvise. But please be subtle.Copy !req
356. I'm having a baby!Copy !req
357. Is there a doctor?Copy !req
358. Or perhaps several security guards
that could leave their post and help me?Copy !req
359. Fish surprise?Copy !req
360. Surprise!Copy !req
361. - Hey, Webs, can you enhance this...
- Done.Copy !req
362. Eight steps ahead of you, Wolfie.Copy !req
363. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
364. your MC for the Good Samaritan Awards...Copy !req
365. All right, Shark, we're in.Copy !req
366. Oops, I forgot. I'm not pregnant.Copy !req
367. President of the committee,
Governor Diane Foxington.Copy !req
368. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you so much.Copy !req
369. Thank you.Copy !req
370. Last year, we faced our biggest testCopy !req
371. when a meteorite crashed
into our dear city.Copy !req
372. That meteorite didn't just make a hole
in our city,Copy !req
373. it made a hole in our hearts.Copy !req
374. But even in tragedy, Professor Marmalade,Copy !req
375. he did what he does so well.Copy !req
376. He made us look at things differently.Copy !req
377. And thanks to you, Marmalade,Copy !req
378. the Love Crater Meteorite
will forever serveCopy !req
379. as a symbol of how there is good,Copy !req
380. even in the worst places.Copy !req
381. Hurry up.Copy !req
382. And successfully reversed climate change
for the well-being of all of us.Copy !req
383. This is going surprisingly smoothly.Copy !req
384. What the molt is that?Copy !req
385. The Wolf-Piranha-Snake-Shark-Tarantula
Protection System.Copy !req
386. - The W.P.S.S.T.?
- This was not supposed to happen.Copy !req
387. - What?
- Guys, calm down. I'm on it.Copy !req
388. Initiating W.P.S.S.T. Override Protocol.Copy !req
389. Get it, queen!Copy !req
390. - Did it work?
- Just give me five minutes.Copy !req
391. And now,Copy !req
392. please join me in welcoming to the stage...Copy !req
393. We don't have five minutes.Copy !req
394. Professor Marmalade!Copy !req
395. We love you,
Professor Marmalade!Copy !req
396. The pig is on the move.Copy !req
397. I repeat, the pig is on the move.Copy !req
398. Webs, Webs!Copy !req
399. - The curtain's going up any minute!
- It's not letting me in.Copy !req
400. - Check your system preferences.
- You probably need to download a driver.Copy !req
401. Try rebooting.Copy !req
402. Oh, my gosh, you fixed it.Copy !req
403. - Really?
- No!Copy !req
404. Hey, Larry.Copy !req
405. Come on, open up.
What did we say about lockin' doors?Copy !req
406. No, no, no.
Shark, I got a situation here.Copy !req
407. Copy that. I'm on my way.Copy !req
408. Hurry up, guys.Copy !req
409. Time to turn this baby on beast mode.Copy !req
410. Eat it, W.P.S.S.T.Copy !req
411. Please, not now.Copy !req
412. - Wolf!
- Wait, wait, wait. No, Piranha!Copy !req
413. This award is for...Copy !req
414. As I was saying...Copy !req
415. No, no, no.Copy !req
416. Piranha! Are you kidding me?Copy !req
417. Sorry!Copy !req
418. And that's why
my Gala for GoodnessCopy !req
419. will raise all the money needed
for those less fortunate.Copy !req
420. Come on!Copy !req
421. I'm starting to get mad here, Larry.Copy !req
422. Webs! Webs!Copy !req
423. And now,
the moment we've all been waiting for.Copy !req
424. Excuse me.
Is this the ladies' room?Copy !req
425. Oh, you need to take a right
at the end of the hall, ma'am.Copy !req
426. Yes! Whoop-bam!Copy !req
427. Oh, come on!Copy !req
428. And now, it is my honor to award
Professor MarmaladeCopy !req
429. with the Golden Dolphin!Copy !req
430. - No!
- No!Copy !req
431. Yes! I mean, yes!Copy !req
432. What?Copy !req
433. Everyone, everyone, please don't panic.Copy !req
434. Just stay calm.Copy !req
435. I'm sure there's an explanation for this.Copy !req
436. I repeat, please do not panic.Copy !req
437. Nice work, everybody.Copy !req
438. Now, let's make like a wolf
and get the pack outta here.Copy !req
439. Ah, wordplay.Copy !req
440. I don't get it.Copy !req
441. Diane, Diane, if I may...Copy !req
442. You have to understand,Copy !req
443. I didn't bring hope back to the city
for an award.Copy !req
444. I did these good things
because of how they made me feel.Copy !req
445. That tingly feeling I get.
That shiver up my spine.Copy !req
446. The wag in my tiny tail.Copy !req
447. Because you see,Copy !req
448. being good just feels so good.Copy !req
449. And when you're good, you're loved.Copy !req
450. Wolf?Copy !req
451. - What are you doing?
- What are you doing?Copy !req
452. - Go!
- Go!Copy !req
453. It's the Bad Guys!Copy !req
454. Arrest them!Copy !req
455. Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!Copy !req
456. They stole the Golden Dolphin!Copy !req
457. Come on, you can't prove that.Copy !req
458. My baby!Copy !req
459. On your knees, Bad Guys,
with your hands up!Copy !req
460. Never! We're outta here.Copy !req
461. So long, suckers!Copy !req
462. Well, this just got a little weird.Copy !req
463. The Bad Guys go bust!Copy !req
464. The nefarious fivesome
has finally been captured.Copy !req
465. And I, Tiffany Fluffit,
am first on the scene.Copy !req
466. You know, I just realizedCopy !req
467. that I have devoted my entire adult life
to putting you in jail.Copy !req
468. You are my purpose.Copy !req
469. Without you, who am I?Copy !req
470. I'm just kiddin'!Copy !req
471. This is the best moment of my life!Copy !req
472. It's the end of the Bad Guys.Copy !req
473. No!Copy !req
474. Get your hands off of me.Copy !req
475. You're begging for
a bitin' right now.Copy !req
476. Wolf!Copy !req
477. Professor Marmalade!
Madam Governor!Copy !req
478. Professor Marmalade!Copy !req
479. - Madam Governor! Madam Governor!
- One at a time. One at a time.Copy !req
480. - Hey. Hey!
- Excuse me.Copy !req
481. Sorry to interrupt,Copy !req
482. I just wanted to congratulate
the governor here.Copy !req
483. I gotta say, you really got us pegged.Copy !req
484. We're just a deep well
of anger and self-loathing.Copy !req
485. - Denial.
- Sure. That too.Copy !req
486. - Narcissism.
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
487. Emotional emptiness.Copy !req
488. So, we're on the same page.Copy !req
489. What is he doin'?Copy !req
490. Sadly, we were never given a chanceCopy !req
491. to be anything more
than second-rate criminals.Copy !req
492. If only there was someoneCopy !req
493. who could help the flower of goodness
inside us blossom.Copy !req
494. Some icon of love and forgiveness, like...Copy !req
495. I don't know, Mother Teresa.Copy !req
496. Best thing is to just throw us in jail
for the rest of our hopeless lives.Copy !req
497. Yeah, that's the plan.Copy !req
498. Wait, wait! No, no!Copy !req
499. Get in there.Copy !req
500. Wait!Copy !req
501. Beg pardon?Copy !req
502. Mr. Wolf may be a savage beast.Copy !req
503. Basically, walking garbage.Copy !req
504. Sorry, I'm making a point.Copy !req
505. Do what you need to do, pal.Copy !req
506. But how can we say they're hopeless
if they've never been given a chance?Copy !req
507. What if...Copy !req
508. What if we tried
a little experiment, Diane?Copy !req
509. As you know,
my Gala for Goodness...Copy !req
510. the #Charity Event of the Year
is coming up.Copy !req
511. If I can prove to everyone at that gala
that the Bad Guys have changed,Copy !req
512. will you set them free
and give them a clean start?Copy !req
513. What? Professor Marmalade!Copy !req
514. No, no, no.Copy !req
515. Don't you see what he's doing?
He's playing you!Copy !req
516. But it was my idea.Copy !req
517. It was his idea.Copy !req
518. But only because you made him have it!Copy !req
519. Madam Governor,
you can't just let them go.Copy !req
520. Professor, I'm not about to
put the safety of the city on the lineCopy !req
521. for an experiment.Copy !req
522. Excuse me, Madam Governor.Copy !req
523. I seem to remember that
a wise person once said,Copy !req
524. even trash can be recycled
into something beautiful.Copy !req
525. Okay. I'm game.Copy !req
526. But only because it's you, Professor.Copy !req
527. No!Copy !req
528. We'll hold onto the dolphin
until the gala,Copy !req
529. just to remove
any unnecessary temptation.Copy !req
530. Of course. Good thinking.Copy !req
531. That's why you're governor.Copy !req
532. Now that everyone's happy...Copy !req
533. Not happy.Copy !req
534. I, Rupert Marmalade the Fourth,
will turn the Bad Guys intoCopy !req
535. the Good Guys!Copy !req
536. I think these belong to you.Copy !req
537. Hey!Copy !req
538. Not everyone gets a second chance.Copy !req
539. Make the most of it, Mr. Poodleton.Copy !req
540. Wolf.Copy !req
541. What are you doing?Copy !req
542. - What?
- Yeah.Copy !req
543. Oh, that!Copy !req
544. I'm sorry, I thought it was obvious.Copy !req
545. We're gonna go good.Copy !req
546. You totally lost me.Copy !req
547. I told him to stop drinkin'
out of the toilet.Copy !req
548. Hey, did you get hit on the head?Copy !req
549. What? No, I didn't get...Copy !req
550. My cousin got hit on the head
with an anchor,Copy !req
551. and after that,
he only swam in a circle.Copy !req
552. No, guy, guys, guys.
You're not following me.Copy !req
553. We're gonna pretend to go good.Copy !req
554. Just a few days with Marmalade.Copy !req
555. And then,
we roll into the gala as good guysCopy !req
556. and roll out scot-free with...Copy !req
557. The Golden Dolphin!Copy !req
558. You got it.Copy !req
559. Since when do we not finish a job?Copy !req
560. The Bad Guys become the Good GuysCopy !req
561. so we can stay the bad guys.Copy !req
562. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
563. Bad guys acting good?Copy !req
564. It's the ultimate bad-guy thing.
It's fantastic.Copy !req
565. Wolf, you're a genius!Copy !req
566. It's gonna be, like,
the most relaxing con ever.Copy !req
567. Like a vacation.Copy !req
568. Oh, a con-cation.Copy !req
569. My parents met on a con-cation!Copy !req
570. Oh, goody!Copy !req
571. Big and fancy.Copy !req
572. Rodent's got taste. Okay!Copy !req
573. Almost makes me wanna be cute.Copy !req
574. They say experience is the best teacher.Copy !req
575. And they are wrong.Copy !req
576. I am.Copy !req
577. Good morning,
students of goodness.Copy !req
578. And welcome to the first day
of the rest of your best life.Copy !req
579. A giant butt!Copy !req
580. It's... It's not a butt.Copy !req
581. It's a lamp in the shape
of the Love Crater Meteorite,Copy !req
582. my greatest...Copy !req
583. I wonder whose butt it is.Copy !req
584. Once again,
it's not a butt, thank you.Copy !req
585. It's a heart.Copy !req
586. - Now, as I was saying...
- Then why does it have cheeks?Copy !req
587. - Shut it!
- What?Copy !req
588. I've never seen a heart
with cheeks.Copy !req
589. - It's not a...
- Booty!Copy !req
590. It's not a butt! Not a butt!Copy !req
591. Does he know what a butt is?Copy !req
592. As I was saying,Copy !req
593. on the outside,
the five of you are villains,Copy !req
594. predators,
remorseless sociopaths.Copy !req
595. Oh, stop,
you're makin' me blush.Copy !req
596. But inside, there's a flower.Copy !req
597. The flower of goodness.Copy !req
598. And when it bloomsCopy !req
599. and you feel that tingle of positivity
radiating through your body,Copy !req
600. you're going to want to feel it
all the time.Copy !req
601. So, we're going for a tingle?Copy !req
602. Not any tingle.Copy !req
603. The tingle of goodness.Copy !req
604. Which you'll feel
in my state-of-the-art Sharing Laboratory!Copy !req
605. Okay, Mr. Snake,
I'm going to give you a Push Pop.Copy !req
606. Great! Push Pop just for me!Copy !req
607. No, to share.Copy !req
608. Why?Copy !req
609. Well, on a fundamental level,Copy !req
610. it's about putting someone else's needs
ahead of your own.Copy !req
611. Oh, no. No way.Copy !req
612. Snake...Copy !req
613. All right, all right.Copy !req
614. This is gonna taste extra sweet,Copy !req
615. 'cause I know how bad you want it.Copy !req
616. Pop me, please.Copy !req
617. Nope!Copy !req
618. - Sucker!
- That's it! I'll teach you to share!Copy !req
619. I like sharin'. It's yummy.Copy !req
620. Totally worth it.Copy !req
621. Well, that's terrifying.Copy !req
622. Let's try something simpler.Copy !req
623. A good person always pays attention
to the needs of others.Copy !req
624. Now, here's a kindly, frail grandma.Copy !req
625. Mr. Piranha,
help Grandma across the street.Copy !req
626. Pish! Sure, sure, sure.
I do this all the time.Copy !req
627. Here you go, ma'am.Copy !req
628. Oh, he is totally gonna blow it.Copy !req
629. What was that? What did you say?Copy !req
630. - You think I can't do this?
- No, no, no, Piranha...Copy !req
631. Maybe simpler?Copy !req
632. Hey, look!
It's a cat stuck in a tree.Copy !req
633. It doesn't get much simpler than that.Copy !req
634. Now, what in this scenario
would give you that good tingle?Copy !req
635. Eating it? This is why I always carry
two pieces of bread with me.Copy !req
636. No. I want you to s...Copy !req
637. - Smack it.
- Skin it?Copy !req
638. Stab it.Copy !req
639. - Sauté it.
- Sing to it?Copy !req
640. Save it. I want you to save...Copy !req
641. It's so obvious... I want you to save it.Copy !req
642. Right, right.Copy !req
643. Here, kitty, kitty cat!Copy !req
644. Whoa, that cat is obviously defective.Copy !req
645. What is wrong with you?
You're gonna give it a heart attack.Copy !req
646. I'll handle this.Copy !req
647. What's up, papa!Copy !req
648. Get him off my face! He's on my face!Copy !req
649. No, no, no! Listen.
What are you doing?Copy !req
650. Okay. What, may I ask, are you good at?Copy !req
651. - Stealing stuff?
- Oh, yeah, we're great at that.Copy !req
652. - Robbery.
- Larceny.Copy !req
653. - Wire fraud.
- Extortion.Copy !req
654. - Tax evasion.
- Heists.Copy !req
655. - Mail fraud.
- Wait. Heists, you say?Copy !req
656. Well, that's...
Yeah, that's kind of our specialty.Copy !req
657. I might just have an idea.Copy !req
658. Free the pigs! Free the pigs!Copy !req
659. That is an animal testing lab.Copy !req
660. Within, 200,000 helpless guinea pigs,Copy !req
661. all being poked and prodded
by sadistic scientists.Copy !req
662. Guinea pigs, you say?Copy !req
663. Snake...Copy !req
664. I want you to rescue them.Copy !req
665. But this is a heist for good.Copy !req
666. So, I brought something
more friendly for you to wear.Copy !req
667. Bye.Copy !req
668. Well, there goes our street cred.Copy !req
669. At least it's comfy.Copy !req
670. All right,
we need to distract that scientist.Copy !req
671. - Shark, you're up.
- Copy that.Copy !req
672. Okay. We're gonna need
a rope and a hook.Copy !req
673. I got this one.Copy !req
674. - What?
- You're volunteering?Copy !req
675. You've never volunteered
for anything.Copy !req
676. Sure I did. Right now.Copy !req
677. - Throw me up there! Giddy up!
- Really?Copy !req
678. Yep.
I'm 99% sure you can make it.Copy !req
679. - Okay.
- Let's do it!Copy !req
680. - Hey there, son.
- Dad?Copy !req
681. I know you've got an important job,Copy !req
682. but I hope you still have time
for a catch with your old man.Copy !req
683. - Hey, kiddo.
- 96% sure.Copy !req
684. You'll always be my special boy.Copy !req
685. Maybe 90%.Copy !req
686. I've been waiting my entire life
for this moment.Copy !req
687. - Okay, then. Now, go long.
- I don't know.Copy !req
688. Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
Thank you, Daddy!Copy !req
689. Fifty? What day is it?Copy !req
690. Who am I?Copy !req
691. Right. The guinea pigs are locked
behind a three-foot thick steel door.Copy !req
692. The only way in
is through the vents.Copy !req
693. I got it.Copy !req
694. Upsy-daisy!Copy !req
695. Over the filters
and through the vents...Copy !req
696. I have never seen him so chipper.
Has he been meditating?Copy !req
697. To Guinea Pig Land we...Copy !req
698. Snake attack.Copy !req
699. Hey, look! It's Professor Marmalade.Copy !req
700. Yes, that's right.
It's me. Help has arrived.Copy !req
701. Just keep your eyes glued to that door.Copy !req
702. Snake. Come on, Snake, open up.Copy !req
703. Relax. These doors are complicated.Copy !req
704. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
705. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
706. We're supposed to save them,
not eat them.Copy !req
707. Well, I'd say
they've gone to a better place.Copy !req
708. That's it.Copy !req
709. Spit them out!Copy !req
710. We're gonna save you
whether you like it or not.Copy !req
711. We're saving you, stupid hair balls.Copy !req
712. Not that door. The other door.Copy !req
713. Hey, hey!Copy !req
714. Any second.Copy !req
715. It's not what it looks like.Copy !req
716. Trespassing, burglary, mayhem,Copy !req
717. assault with a deadly reptile?Copy !req
718. As if those poor rodents
haven't been through enough already!Copy !req
719. No, Diane. Please.Copy !req
720. Okay. I'm sorry, Professor,
but I'm calling the chief.Copy !req
721. - Please. Come on.
- This experiment is over.Copy !req
722. - Experiments take time.
- You couldn't help yourself?Copy !req
723. So I had a moment of weakness.
Sue me.Copy !req
724. That's gonna be difficult
to do from prison!Copy !req
725. Guys! What do we do now?Copy !req
726. Time to launch a charm offensive.Copy !req
727. Oh, yeah. The full Clooney.Copy !req
728. Madam Governor. Diane.Copy !req
729. Do not Clooney me, Wolf.Copy !req
730. I see what's going on.
You think I'm still a bad guyCopy !req
731. tryin' to bamboozle my way
to freedom.Copy !req
732. But we've changed.Copy !req
733. That flower of goodness
is blossoming all over the place.Copy !req
734. Don't you ever get tired of lying?Copy !req
735. No.Copy !req
736. I mean...Copy !req
737. Fudge.
That was a trick question, right?Copy !req
738. I gave you an opportunity.Copy !req
739. A chance to show the worldCopy !req
740. that you're more
than just a scary stereotype,Copy !req
741. but you're too proud or too gutless
to take advantage of it.Copy !req
742. Gutless? I'm gutless?Copy !req
743. I'm sorry, have we met?Copy !req
744. I'm the villain of every story.Copy !req
745. Guilty until proven innocent.Copy !req
746. Even if by some miracle
we did change,Copy !req
747. who's gonna believe us, huh?Copy !req
748. Of course you wouldn't know
anything about thatCopy !req
749. with your Little-Miss-Perfect
power suits.Copy !req
750. Is that so?Copy !req
751. Wait a second, what did...
How did you...Copy !req
752. A wolf and a fox
are not so different.Copy !req
753. Maybe they will believe you,
maybe they won't.Copy !req
754. But it doesn't matter.Copy !req
755. Don't do it for them.
Do it for you.Copy !req
756. This is a chance
to write your own story,Copy !req
757. to find a better life for you
and your friends.Copy !req
758. Come on,
what have you got to lose?Copy !req
759. I don't know. My dignity?Copy !req
760. Yeah, well,
that ship has already sailed.Copy !req
761. Believe it or not,
I'm rootin' for you, Wolf.Copy !req
762. So you're not gonna call the chief?Copy !req
763. I'll see you at the gala.Copy !req
764. I think we got off
to a bad start.Copy !req
765. The name's Wolf.Copy !req
766. Yep.Copy !req
767. I get that a lot,
first impressions and all.Copy !req
768. No, no, no!Copy !req
769. It's okay, it's okay.
I'm not gonna hurt you.Copy !req
770. I know you're scared.
I would be too, if I were you.Copy !req
771. Just give me a chance.Copy !req
772. Truth is,
we actually have a lot in common.Copy !req
773. Don't tell anyone,Copy !req
774. but I love a little scratch
on the spot behind my ears.Copy !req
775. You know, right there.Copy !req
776. The best.Copy !req
777. Come on, kitty.Copy !req
778. Yeah. Who's a good kitty?Copy !req
779. - Who's a good kitty?
- Wolf?Copy !req
780. You saved him?Copy !req
781. Yes!Copy !req
782. Yes, it's working.Copy !req
783. You filmed that?Copy !req
784. Yes, and they're starting to like you.Copy !req
785. - Yes!
- All right!Copy !req
786. This might just be enough
to win over the guests at the gala.Copy !req
787. - Now we're talking!
- All right!Copy !req
788. Yeah, we did it! All right!Copy !req
789. Wolf?Copy !req
790. I must say,
you've really turned a corner.Copy !req
791. - You're really getting it.
- Really?Copy !req
792. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
793. No, I mean it.
I can see it from tip to tail.Copy !req
794. It's just a shame that
you have to carry all that baggage.Copy !req
795. What are you talk...
You mean the guys?Copy !req
796. What do you mean?Copy !req
797. You have great potential, Wolf.Copy !req
798. But at some point,
you're going to have to chooseCopy !req
799. between your friendsCopy !req
800. or the good life.Copy !req
801. Hey. You still awake?Copy !req
802. You... You brought the cat in?Copy !req
803. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
804. I'm just savin' it up for later.Copy !req
805. Why, what's up?Copy !req
806. I was just gettin' a little worriedCopy !req
807. since you've kinda become a...Copy !req
808. Become a what?Copy !req
809. You know, teacher's pet.Copy !req
810. Gettin' all cozy with Marmalade.Copy !req
811. Your tail waggin' and everything.Copy !req
812. Well, yeah,
because it has to be believable.Copy !req
813. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
814. As long as it's all part of the plan.Copy !req
815. It is all part of the plan, isn't it?Copy !req
816. Snake, buddy,
who made the plan to begin with?Copy !req
817. You did.Copy !req
818. So I'm the one
who sticks to the plan the most, right?Copy !req
819. Yeah, all right. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
820. I guess that makes sense, yeah.Copy !req
821. But if the plan were ever to change,
you'd tell me, right?Copy !req
822. You have my word.Copy !req
823. Go bad...Copy !req
824. Or go home.Copy !req
825. Hey, Snake.Copy !req
826. Yeah?Copy !req
827. You ever wonder what it'd be like?Copy !req
828. The world loving us
instead of being scared of us?Copy !req
829. You ever...
You ever think about that?Copy !req
830. Loving us?Copy !req
831. Yeah, right.Copy !req
832. I don't waste time thinkin' about stuff
that's never gonna happen.Copy !req
833. I can't wait for things
to get back to normal.Copy !req
834. Yeah. Back to normal, back to normal.Copy !req
835. What up!Copy !req
836. We are just moments away from
Professor Marmalade's Gala for Goodness,Copy !req
837. where the legendary Love Crater MeteoriteCopy !req
838. will be on display
for the first time ever.Copy !req
839. But what everyone is really buzzing about
is the Bad GuysCopy !req
840. whose heart-melting rescue videoCopy !req
841. has made them
an overnight viral sensation.Copy !req
842. All right, guys, this is the big one.Copy !req
843. The Golden Dolphin
is inside a titanium caseCopy !req
844. controlled by a randomly generated
five-digit code...Copy !req
845. a code kept safe and secure
inside a briefcaseCopy !req
846. handcuffed to the chief of police.Copy !req
847. She's not messin' around.Copy !req
848. The code is only accessible
with her authorized fingerprints.Copy !req
849. Leave that to me.Copy !req
850. While Snake gets the code,
Shark will secure the fake Dolphin.Copy !req
851. I like the sound of that.Copy !req
852. Meanwhile, the rest of us
plant circuit jammers.Copy !req
853. Allowing me
to hack into the power grid.Copy !req
854. At the end of the night,
we toast the professor...Copy !req
855. Blah-blah-blah, yada yada...Copy !req
856. and when I say Marmalade,
the lights go out,Copy !req
857. and we'll have exactly four seconds
to make our move.Copy !req
858. The old switcheroo.Copy !req
859. Chief hands Marmalade
the fake Dolphin.Copy !req
860. We get our pardon.Copy !req
861. Applause, applause, exit stage right,Copy !req
862. and by the time
they realize what happened...Copy !req
863. So long, suckers!Copy !req
864. We'll be drivin' off into the sunset,
legacy cemented.Copy !req
865. Nice.Copy !req
866. Gotta hand it to ya, buddy.
You're a real artist.Copy !req
867. Well, Good Guys, this is it.Copy !req
868. Good luck out there.Copy !req
869. Remember, all eyes will be
on you tonight, not me.Copy !req
870. Friends, meet the Good Guys!Copy !req
871. This is different.Copy !req
872. - Is this a prank?
- What's that sound?Copy !req
873. Like screamin', but not terrified.Copy !req
874. All right, guys.
Let's... Let's mingle.Copy !req
875. It's crime time, baby.Copy !req
876. Fly me to the moon
and let me play among the starsCopy !req
877. There you go.Copy !req
878. Let me see what spring is like
on Jupiter and MarsCopy !req
879. Okay, fake Dolphin,
fake Dolphin, fake Dolphin.Copy !req
880. Bingo.Copy !req
881. Mr. Shark! Mr. Shark!Copy !req
882. Is it true sharks can smell blood
a mile away?Copy !req
883. What? No. That's freaky.Copy !req
884. Mr. Wolf! Mr. Wolf!Copy !req
885. It is a pleasure to meet you.Copy !req
886. Pleasure is all mine.Copy !req
887. I loved your video.
Can I get a picture for my kids?Copy !req
888. Hey, just a minute, guys. Let me...Copy !req
889. I gotta... I'll be right back.Copy !req
890. Okay, Wolf, what are you up to?Copy !req
891. With criminals like this,Copy !req
892. you gotta be crafty, subtle, invisible.Copy !req
893. And then,
the moment they let their guard down...Copy !req
894. Whammo!Copy !req
895. You spring the trap!Copy !req
896. Always one step ahead.Copy !req
897. I think I've earned a tonic water.Copy !req
898. Put it in a fun glass, huh?Copy !req
899. Nice.Copy !req
900. Oh, no.Copy !req
901. Hey.Copy !req
902. That's right, be intimidated.Copy !req
903. No, no, no!Copy !req
904. Look at meCopy !req
905. What?Copy !req
906. Tell me what you seeCopy !req
907. Am I good or bad?Copy !req
908. Don't you judge so fastCopy !req
909. Hey, hey, heyCopy !req
910. I know you think you know me,
you made your own conclusionCopy !req
911. You think that I look scary,
well, that's your own delusionCopy !req
912. Listen when I tell you,
there's more than meets the eyeCopy !req
913. So take a closer look
to find a real good guyCopy !req
914. We're not the bad guysCopy !req
915. Mr. Wolf.Copy !req
916. Diane...
Yeah, what a surprise.Copy !req
917. You know, if I didn't know better,
I'd think that you were avoiding me.Copy !req
918. Avoiding you?
Why would I do that?Copy !req
919. Okay.Copy !req
920. But I have to say,
I'm a little disappointed.Copy !req
921. I was hoping
you were gonna ask me to dance.Copy !req
922. Get up on the floorCopy !req
923. We're gonna be good tonight,
wanna get you feeling rightCopy !req
924. We're gonna be good tonight,
we're the good, good guysCopy !req
925. We're gonna be good tonight,
wanna get you feeling rightCopy !req
926. We're gonna be good tonight,
we're the good, good guysCopy !req
927. Come on!Copy !req
928. I see.Copy !req
929. You lost the sheep's clothing.Copy !req
930. Yeah. Figured it was time
I got comfortable in my own fur.Copy !req
931. If you're feelin' good in hereCopy !req
932. I said, if you're feelin' good in hereCopy !req
933. Oh, yeahCopy !req
934. I think I like the new you.Copy !req
935. Well, that makes two of us.Copy !req
936. We're all here to have
a good, good timeCopy !req
937. Let the rhythm move you
and open up your mindCopy !req
938. Next time you see me
in your neighborhoodCopy !req
939. Don't you be thinkin' that
I'm up to no goodCopy !req
940. I just want you to give me a chanceCopy !req
941. I know your body really wants
to dance...Copy !req
942. Break out the umbrellas,
because it's raining money!Copy !req
943. All because of...
I can't even believe I'm saying this...Copy !req
944. All because of the Bad Guys!Copy !req
945. I wanna get you feeling right,
we're gonna be good tonightCopy !req
946. We're the good, good guysCopy !req
947. We're gonna be good tonightCopy !req
948. Wanna get you feeling right,
we're gonna be good tonightCopy !req
949. We're the good, good guysCopy !req
950. So, how does it feelCopy !req
951. to have everyone not fear you
for a change?Copy !req
952. It feels... good.Copy !req
953. Real good.Copy !req
954. Diane...Copy !req
955. It belongs to you.Copy !req
956. Go to it, two, threeCopy !req
957. We're the good, good guys,
we're gonna be good tonightCopy !req
958. Wanna get you feeling right,
we're gonna be good tonightCopy !req
959. We're the good, good guysCopy !req
960. Oh, yeahCopy !req
961. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Wolf.Copy !req
962. As you know, the money raised tonight
will be delivered tomorrowCopy !req
963. to schools, hospitals
and other worthy causes across the city!Copy !req
964. I just wanna take a moment to recognizeCopy !req
965. the one responsible for our new outlook.Copy !req
966. Our brilliant mentor...Copy !req
967. - Do it.
- Come on.Copy !req
968. The one and only, Professor...Copy !req
969. - Wolf! Do it.
- Professor...Copy !req
970. Professor Marmalade!Copy !req
971. Chief, may I do the honors?Copy !req
972. That's not the plan.Copy !req
973. What is happening?Copy !req
974. He's gone rogue.Copy !req
975. A deal's a deal.Copy !req
976. By the power vested in me,Copy !req
977. it is a pleasure to
grant the Bad Guys a full par...Copy !req
978. That was weird.Copy !req
979. The meteorite is gone!Copy !req
980. Somebody stole it!Copy !req
981. Chief.Copy !req
982. Wolf.Copy !req
983. Come on,
you can't possibly think that we did this.Copy !req
984. So long, suckers!Copy !req
985. Run!Copy !req
986. Get them!Copy !req
987. Here, here.Copy !req
988. - What are you doing?
- I'm giving it all back.Copy !req
989. Excuse me.Copy !req
990. What happened back there?Copy !req
991. - I couldn't do it.
- What do you mean you couldn't do it?Copy !req
992. - I just...
- No!Copy !req
993. I do not run.Copy !req
994. That is not how I roll.Copy !req
995. Piranha, don't do anything crazy.Copy !req
996. Crazy is what I bring
to the party, chico.Copy !req
997. You're makin' a mistake.
We didn't do it.Copy !req
998. I know we always say that,
but this time it's actually true.Copy !req
999. La, la, la, la, la. Can't hear you.Copy !req
1000. - Guilty, guilty, guilty!
- Talk to Marmalade.Copy !req
1001. We're really good now.
He'll tell you.Copy !req
1002. Professor...Copy !req
1003. Change is Impossible.Copy !req
1004. You should always judge a book
by its cover,Copy !req
1005. and all stereotypes
have been affirmed.Copy !req
1006. Stop, for goodness' sake!
Let me speak to them.Copy !req
1007. I'm sure there's been
some misunderstanding.Copy !req
1008. Professor Marmalade.Copy !req
1009. You've got five minutes.
No deals this time.Copy !req
1010. You have to help us. Tell them.
Tell them we didn't do it.Copy !req
1011. There, there. Of course you didn't do it.
How could you?Copy !req
1012. After all, you're such a good boy.Copy !req
1013. You're such a good boy.Copy !req
1014. That shiver up my spine.
The wag in my tiny tail.Copy !req
1015. Arrest them!Copy !req
1016. What if we tried
a little experiment, Diane?Copy !req
1017. As you know,
my Gala for Goodness...Copy !req
1018. Where the legendary Love Crater MeteoriteCopy !req
1019. will be on display
for the first time ever.Copy !req
1020. All eyes will be on you tonight, not me.Copy !req
1021. You're such a...Copy !req
1022. Good boy.Copy !req
1023. You.Copy !req
1024. It was all you.Copy !req
1025. What are you talkin' about, Wolf?Copy !req
1026. The old lady, the Golden Dolphin,
good training...Copy !req
1027. It was all to get us hereCopy !req
1028. so he could steal the meteorite
and let us take the fall.Copy !req
1029. Whoa, what old lady?Copy !req
1030. And why would a guinea pig
want a meteorite anyway?Copy !req
1031. Guys? He's creepin' me out.Copy !req
1032. Wait, what?Copy !req
1033. What's goin' on?
Someone turn me around.Copy !req
1034. Well, well. So, you finally get it.Copy !req
1035. What?Copy !req
1036. You stole the meteorite?Copy !req
1037. It's not just a meteorite.Copy !req
1038. I told you guys it's a butt.Copy !req
1039. It's not a butt!Copy !req
1040. It's the ultimate power source.Copy !req
1041. You see, when it struck,Copy !req
1042. scientists found that it emitted
an electromagnetic frequencyCopy !req
1043. unlike anything else on earth.Copy !req
1044. I'm going to harness its power to pull offCopy !req
1045. the greatest heist
the world has ever seen.Copy !req
1046. You should've eaten him
when you had the chance.Copy !req
1047. - Yep.
- But why us?Copy !req
1048. Because you're the perfect patsies.Copy !req
1049. Come on, when people look up bad
in the dictionary,Copy !req
1050. do they see a sweet, adorable guinea pig?Copy !req
1051. No. They see you.Copy !req
1052. And they always will.Copy !req
1053. Okay. Fine.Copy !req
1054. But you set us up.Copy !req
1055. Oh, pish-pish.Copy !req
1056. Let's be honest. Evolution set you up.Copy !req
1057. But Wolfie here really clinched it.Copy !req
1058. You fell for every one of my traps,Copy !req
1059. starting with saving
a helpless little old lady.Copy !req
1060. Wolf. What's he talkin' about?Copy !req
1061. Whoops.Copy !req
1062. Did I say too much?Copy !req
1063. Anyhoo, looks like yet againCopy !req
1064. the big, bad wolf got outsmarted
by a little piggy.Copy !req
1065. You little pouchy-cheeked rat!Copy !req
1066. I'll kill you, you hear me?Copy !req
1067. - Help! Help!
- You're dead! You're dead...Copy !req
1068. Help!
The big, bad wolf is attacking me.Copy !req
1069. Now you are done forever, Wolf!Copy !req
1070. Professor, Professor,
any thoughts on how the Bad GuysCopy !req
1071. managed to steal the meteorite
in plain sight?Copy !req
1072. Well, off the top of my head,Copy !req
1073. perhaps they accessed
the site previouslyCopy !req
1074. and set up an intricate system
of tunnels and trapdoorsCopy !req
1075. that could be remotely triggered to suck
the meteorite down into a holding area.Copy !req
1076. - But how should I know?
- Totally.Copy !req
1077. I mean,
they're the deranged masterminds. Not me.Copy !req
1078. I'm giving it all back.Copy !req
1079. I can't believe we got double-crossed
by a tiny rodent.Copy !req
1080. Oh, we got double-crossed
by a rodent, all right.Copy !req
1081. But not a tiny one.Copy !req
1082. What?Copy !req
1083. This was supposed to be
us conning Marmalade.Copy !req
1084. It turns out, it was Wolf conning us.Copy !req
1085. - Does that sound familiar to you, Wolf?
- Why would you think that?Copy !req
1086. I don't know,
maybe because you just sabotagedCopy !req
1087. the biggest heist of our lives?Copy !req
1088. I think you owe us
an explanation, buddy.Copy !req
1089. Okay. You're right.Copy !req
1090. This is what happened.Copy !req
1091. Back in the museum,
I just tried to steal an old lady's purse.Copy !req
1092. Classic snatch and grab.Copy !req
1093. Tried to?Copy !req
1094. Since when do you try to steal something
and not just steal it?Copy !req
1095. I was trying to steal the purse,
when the old lady fell...Copy !req
1096. and I kinda helped her.Copy !req
1097. What?Copy !req
1098. I kinda helped her.Copy !req
1099. But then you stole her purse?Copy !req
1100. No. I didn't.Copy !req
1101. I saved the old lady, and she hugged me,
and my tail wagged,Copy !req
1102. and I didn't know what it was,
but it felt, you know...Copy !req
1103. good.Copy !req
1104. But then,
you stole the purse?Copy !req
1105. No!Copy !req
1106. You know, I heard what the pig said
to you about cuttin' us loose.Copy !req
1107. Wait. Like, us us?Copy !req
1108. But I never thought
you'd actually do it, man.Copy !req
1109. Hey, hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
1110. I would never... I was tryin' to...Copy !req
1111. I was trying to find us a better life.Copy !req
1112. Our life was perfect
until you decided to ruin it.Copy !req
1113. I didn't.Copy !req
1114. You guys felt it at the gala.Copy !req
1115. The clapping, the cheering.Copy !req
1116. We were more than just scary villains.
They loved us.Copy !req
1117. Oh, yeah? If they loved us so much,Copy !req
1118. how come we're in prison
for a crime we didn't commit?Copy !req
1119. You know what?Copy !req
1120. At least he sees the world for what it is.Copy !req
1121. A place where some people are scary
and some people are scared.Copy !req
1122. Oh, yeah? Well, I'm tired of bein' scary.Copy !req
1123. I'm tired of bein' an outcast.Copy !req
1124. - Maybe I don't wanna be a...
- What? A bad guy?Copy !req
1125. Don't wanna be
a bad guy anymore, huh?Copy !req
1126. Say it, Wolf!Copy !req
1127. Yeah, I thought so.Copy !req
1128. And us? Your lifelong friends?Copy !req
1129. We're just holdin' you back?Copy !req
1130. Yeah, maybe you are!Copy !req
1131. - Take it back.
- Snake!Copy !req
1132. Take it back! Apologize!Copy !req
1133. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
1134. Prison is no place for fighting.Copy !req
1135. Tell that to him.Copy !req
1136. What?Copy !req
1137. Wait, wait! Hold...Copy !req
1138. Diane?Copy !req
1139. But how do you know how to do
all of that kick-kick-punch-punch?Copy !req
1140. Wait a sec, you're the Crimson Paw?Copy !req
1141. The Queen of Cons,
Acrobatic Swiss Army Knife,Copy !req
1142. stole the Zumpango diamond twice,
once for profit,Copy !req
1143. second time just for fun.Copy !req
1144. Never identified, never caught.Copy !req
1145. Guess I'm still the best
bad guy the world has ever seen.Copy !req
1146. At least I used to be.Copy !req
1147. Nope, I am still the best.Copy !req
1148. Just like riding a stolen bicycle.Copy !req
1149. Oh, you got a little... Ouch.Copy !req
1150. Hey, why...
Why did you save us anyway?Copy !req
1151. After the gala,
I knew something wasn't right.Copy !req
1152. So, I did some investigating,
and that meteor...Copy !req
1153. I know.Copy !req
1154. Some kinda
cosmic-mega-super-antennae thing.Copy !req
1155. Right. If conducted through
an array of ionized crystals,Copy !req
1156. it will generate a massive
psychokinetic field the size of a city.Copy !req
1157. Oh, my gosh, did I interrupt you?
Were you gonna say that?Copy !req
1158. I was gonna be a little more technical,
but you got the gist of it.Copy !req
1159. Marmalade needs to be stopped,
but I can't do it alone.Copy !req
1160. - You know his compound better than anyone.
- You can count on us.Copy !req
1161. Right, guys?Copy !req
1162. There is no us.Copy !req
1163. We're through, Wolf.Copy !req
1164. Done. Finito.Copy !req
1165. Because of that little tiff back there?Copy !req
1166. Come on, man, that's what we do.Copy !req
1167. You serve, I volley.
That's our little dance.Copy !req
1168. Not this time.Copy !req
1169. Piranha?Copy !req
1170. Webs?Copy !req
1171. Sorry, Wolfie.Copy !req
1172. Shark...Copy !req
1173. Hey.Copy !req
1174. Guys?Copy !req
1175. Guys?Copy !req
1176. You wanna know why I hate birthdays, Wolf?Copy !req
1177. Do you?Copy !req
1178. When you grow up a snake,
nobody shows up to your party.Copy !req
1179. Birthdays are a constant reminder
that out thereCopy !req
1180. I'm just a scary,
good-for-nothin' monster.Copy !req
1181. Yeah.Copy !req
1182. But nothing compares
to havin' the one guy...Copy !req
1183. the one guy I thought I could trust...Copy !req
1184. stab me in the back.Copy !req
1185. Come on, guys. Let's get outta here.Copy !req
1186. Now, this is what a true bad guy
looks like.Copy !req
1187. What do you say we have some fun?Copy !req
1188. Hey.Copy !req
1189. You okay?Copy !req
1190. No, I'm not okay.Copy !req
1191. I'm very, very un-okay.Copy !req
1192. I just left the only friends
I have ever had, so what am...Copy !req
1193. What am I doin'?Copy !req
1194. I know this isn't easy,Copy !req
1195. leaving everything behind.Copy !req
1196. - Do you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1197. I was the best thief in the world.Copy !req
1198. Fast, fearless, inventive.Copy !req
1199. I just had one thing left to steal.Copy !req
1200. The Golden Dolphin.Copy !req
1201. So you went after it.Copy !req
1202. I didn't just go after it.Copy !req
1203. I had it.Copy !req
1204. And a clear escape route.Copy !req
1205. But...Copy !req
1206. all I saw in the end was the tricky fox
that they always told me I was.Copy !req
1207. It changed everything.Copy !req
1208. So, now, instead of hurting people,
I'm helping them.Copy !req
1209. I'm still me.Copy !req
1210. I'm just me, on the right side.Copy !req
1211. You're doing the right thing.Copy !req
1212. And some day, your friends,
if they're real friends,Copy !req
1213. I think they'll understand.Copy !req
1214. Now, come on, let's get inside.Copy !req
1215. You look like
you just busted out of a prison.Copy !req
1216. Guinea pigs?Copy !req
1217. Marmalade!Copy !req
1218. Let's bounce.Copy !req
1219. So, this is the hideout
of the great Crimson Paw.Copy !req
1220. Snack break?Copy !req
1221. Okay, oddly timed, but you do you.Copy !req
1222. - Identity verified.
- What?Copy !req
1223. Welcome, Diane.Copy !req
1224. Holy moly!Copy !req
1225. It's so good to be home.Copy !req
1226. Are you kiddin' me?Copy !req
1227. Laser-sighted zip line?Copy !req
1228. The XM 2400 Radar Jammer? No way!Copy !req
1229. I actually prefer the earlier model.Copy !req
1230. Agree to disagree.Copy !req
1231. This stuff is nice too.Copy !req
1232. Yeah, that's a blowtorch.Copy !req
1233. Also, not really your color.Copy !req
1234. All righty.Copy !req
1235. Marmalade, what are you up to,
you fuzzy little weirdo?Copy !req
1236. We need eyes on the city.Copy !req
1237. Let's see if we can't hack into
the government's surveillance satellite.Copy !req
1238. But you're the governor.
Couldn't you just ask?Copy !req
1239. Yeah, but the paperwork.Copy !req
1240. I am definitely picking up on
suspicious activity here.Copy !req
1241. Those are guinea pig heat signatures.Copy !req
1242. Marmalade seems to be
controlling them.Copy !req
1243. But to do what?Copy !req
1244. There are no obvious targets.Copy !req
1245. That's because they're moving targets.Copy !req
1246. His charity fundraiser.Copy !req
1247. He's gonna steal the money.
Raised in his own name?Copy !req
1248. It's the greatest heist
the world's ever seen.Copy !req
1249. One billion dollars inside trucksCopy !req
1250. on their way to charities
all over the city.Copy !req
1251. We need to cut off
Marmalade's communicationCopy !req
1252. with his guinea pig army.Copy !req
1253. If there's no signal...Copy !req
1254. There's no heist.Copy !req
1255. We have to steal the meteorite.Copy !req
1256. That was very cute...Copy !req
1257. - All right.
- What we just did there.Copy !req
1258. Put on your big-girl pants.
We're gearin' up.Copy !req
1259. I wouldn't take that.
Those things rip your pants right off.Copy !req
1260. Try wearing clean underwear.
Just in case.Copy !req
1261. What...Copy !req
1262. You stole my car?Copy !req
1263. Respect.Copy !req
1264. Let's do this.Copy !req
1265. - No!
- What?Copy !req
1266. All our stuff?Copy !req
1267. - Oh, no.
- Where is everything?Copy !req
1268. - No, no, no!
- All our stuff.Copy !req
1269. - It's all gone!
- My disguise closet!Copy !req
1270. Where's my things?Copy !req
1271. Wolf gave away all our loot!Copy !req
1272. We stole it fair and square!Copy !req
1273. Now I understand what it feels like
to have things stolen from you.Copy !req
1274. I don't like it.Copy !req
1275. I really don't like it!Copy !req
1276. We got no food.Copy !req
1277. We got no money.
We got no money we could use to buy food.Copy !req
1278. No food we can sell for money.Copy !req
1279. We...Copy !req
1280. All right! Okay, okay.Copy !req
1281. Here, here. Take it.Copy !req
1282. Now, stop cryin', buddy.Copy !req
1283. Snake, what did you just do?Copy !req
1284. What? My friend was sad.Copy !req
1285. I was just cheerin' him up.Copy !req
1286. You...Copy !req
1287. You did a good thing. For me.Copy !req
1288. Don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
1289. I just put your needs before my own.Copy !req
1290. - Yeah. You're being good.
- I'm not.Copy !req
1291. I was simply making a sacrifice
so Shark could be happy.Copy !req
1292. That is the actual definition
of being good.Copy !req
1293. Snake!Copy !req
1294. You! The worst one of us!Copy !req
1295. - The most selfish.
- Spiteful.Copy !req
1296. - Terrible.
- Sneaky.Copy !req
1297. - Dishonest.
- Insensitive.Copy !req
1298. - Manipulative.
- Snake-like.Copy !req
1299. - Stanky.
- And your point is?Copy !req
1300. I think Wolf was right.Copy !req
1301. Maybe we could be
more than just scary villains.Copy !req
1302. What...Copy !req
1303. Is this... Is this wagging?Copy !req
1304. We're wagging!Copy !req
1305. No! No! No!Copy !req
1306. We'll always be bad guys!Copy !req
1307. Faster, faster, my little pigs.Copy !req
1308. No!Copy !req
1309. Once we steal the meteorite,
we take it straight to the police.Copy !req
1310. And all will be forgiven.Copy !req
1311. I don't know about all,
but it's a start.Copy !req
1312. That's strange.Copy !req
1313. Why would Marmalade
leave the Golden Dolphin unprotected?Copy !req
1314. Because maybe it's a trap.Copy !req
1315. - Or maybe...
- Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
1316. Yeah, it was a trap.Copy !req
1317. Well, well, well.Copy !req
1318. If it isn't my prized pupil.Copy !req
1319. And you've brought along the governor.Copy !req
1320. Or should I say, the Crimson Paw?Copy !req
1321. What an ingenious way
to disguise the Zumpango diamond.Copy !req
1322. Hiding it in plain sight.Copy !req
1323. You gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
1324. What? I'm sentimental.Copy !req
1325. You always did have panache.Copy !req
1326. And yet,
you still fell right into my trap.Copy !req
1327. But how did you know
we'd even be here?Copy !req
1328. Oh, I got a little tip... from a friend.Copy !req
1329. Hey, buddy. How's it hangin'?Copy !req
1330. Snake.Copy !req
1331. What can I say? We just clicked.Copy !req
1332. Oh, yeah? How's it feel to be workin'
for your favorite food?Copy !req
1333. Ah, you're just jealous to be missin' out
on the heist of the century.Copy !req
1334. It's got everything.Copy !req
1335. Betrayal, a meteor, mind control.Copy !req
1336. Can I try it on?Copy !req
1337. - Of course, partner.
- Nice.Copy !req
1338. All the crime
with none of the exercise.Copy !req
1339. And what about all that
flower of goodness talk?Copy !req
1340. Was it all just a lie?Copy !req
1341. Pretty much, yeah.Copy !req
1342. You see,
I never cared about what's good.Copy !req
1343. Only what's good for me.Copy !req
1344. Like, say, a billion dollars.Copy !req
1345. I just got a tingle.Copy !req
1346. Go bad...Copy !req
1347. Or go home.Copy !req
1348. Cuddles! Finish them.Copy !req
1349. Poison gas?
Don't breathe it in.Copy !req
1350. Wait a second.Copy !req
1351. That's not poison gas.Copy !req
1352. Sorry!Copy !req
1353. Surprise!Copy !req
1354. What?Copy !req
1355. - Guys! I can't believe it's you.
- You were right, Wolfie.Copy !req
1356. - We felt the wag, man.
- And the tingle.Copy !req
1357. - It's good, right?
- Oh, yeah!Copy !req
1358. This is super moving,
but can we do this later?Copy !req
1359. Feels like I got
a rhythm section in my fin!Copy !req
1360. Come on!Copy !req
1361. Spinning blades!Copy !req
1362. Oh, yeah. Right.Copy !req
1363. Sorry. I got it.Copy !req
1364. Guys,Copy !req
1365. am I happy to see you!Copy !req
1366. Now it's time to huff and puff
and blow this little piggy's heist down.Copy !req
1367. Game over, guinea pig!Copy !req
1368. With this meteorite,
we will be able to commit crimesCopy !req
1369. people have only dreamed about.Copy !req
1370. Not bad for a butt rock.Copy !req
1371. Once again, it's not a...Copy !req
1372. Don't mind us, just robbin' this place.Copy !req
1373. No, no, no!Copy !req
1374. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.Copy !req
1375. - Yeah!
- All right!Copy !req
1376. We did it!Copy !req
1377. Now, to get this thing to the chief
and clear your names.Copy !req
1378. Weird. Usually,
we drive away from the police.Copy !req
1379. Hey, chico, are you sure
we stopped the heist?Copy !req
1380. - Yeah.
- Relax.Copy !req
1381. Marmalade can't control them
if he doesn't have the meteorite.Copy !req
1382. So, who's drivin' those trucks?Copy !req
1383. The meteorite!Copy !req
1384. It's still transmitting.Copy !req
1385. The charity money.Copy !req
1386. Change of plan, guys.Copy !req
1387. Webs, is there some way to override
the truck's navigation system?Copy !req
1388. We'd need some kind of
magnetized cross-circuit interceptor.Copy !req
1389. You mean this?Copy !req
1390. She just keeps gettin' cooler!Copy !req
1391. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
1392. Oh, no.Copy !req
1393. We gotta split up.Copy !req
1394. Webs, you feel like a girls' trip?Copy !req
1395. Yes.Copy !req
1396. Later, boys.Copy !req
1397. - You're insured, right?
- Yeah, why?Copy !req
1398. That's... Hey!Copy !req
1399. That's my car!Copy !req
1400. It's ceviche, baby!Copy !req
1401. So long, suckers.Copy !req
1402. Whoop-bam!Copy !req
1403. Yeah!Copy !req
1404. Where'd you learn to do that?Copy !req
1405. Well, I'm, you know, kind of a natural.Copy !req
1406. Mostly YouTube.Copy !req
1407. - Nice work.
- Meet me at the police station.Copy !req
1408. Don't be late.Copy !req
1409. What do you say
we deliver this butt rock to the chief?Copy !req
1410. No, no, no!Copy !req
1411. That's my stolen money!Copy !req
1412. What good are you if you can't even
anticipate their next move?Copy !req
1413. - Oh, so, it's my fault?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1414. - Chief.
- This better be good.Copy !req
1415. Trust me.
You don't wanna miss this.Copy !req
1416. Look!Copy !req
1417. Well, butter my crumpets.Copy !req
1418. Can it be?
The Bad Guys are returning the meteorite?Copy !req
1419. Perhaps this is the feel-good story
we all need.Copy !req
1420. Yeah!Copy !req
1421. Do you guys think
they'll throw us a party?Copy !req
1422. Yeah. With fireworks,
piñatas and cake.Copy !req
1423. We can't do this without him.Copy !req
1424. He might be a Mr. Grumpypants.Copy !req
1425. But he's our Mr. Grumpypants.Copy !req
1426. Yeah.Copy !req
1427. Wolf!Copy !req
1428. I'm starting to see why
your friends dumped you.Copy !req
1429. I don't have any friends!Copy !req
1430. Snake! Snake!Copy !req
1431. Wolf?Copy !req
1432. Snake, come back!Copy !req
1433. We need you, baby!Copy !req
1434. And you need us!Copy !req
1435. Oh, there you go again,
making it personal.Copy !req
1436. I'll give you one last chance
to give me the meteorite.Copy !req
1437. Oh, yeah?
What you gonna do, Whiskers?Copy !req
1438. This.Copy !req
1439. What the...Copy !req
1440. - We've got adorable company.
- Floor it!Copy !req
1441. Maybe I shouldn't have called him
Whiskers.Copy !req
1442. When I woke up this morning,
this is not where I saw the day going.Copy !req
1443. Come on!Copy !req
1444. Hey, hey,
let's dial this down a notch, huh?Copy !req
1445. Besides, you'll never get him.
He's too good a driver.Copy !req
1446. You're right.Copy !req
1447. But now that I think of it,Copy !req
1448. maybe it would be better to exploit
his greatest weakness.Copy !req
1449. Exactly.Copy !req
1450. Wait.Copy !req
1451. No!Copy !req
1452. Hold on, hold it, hold it, hold it.Copy !req
1453. Okay, okay. You win.Copy !req
1454. You can have the space rock.Copy !req
1455. Good boy, Wolf.Copy !req
1456. Take the wheel.Copy !req
1457. Not so fast! Pull him up first.Copy !req
1458. Or I'll use this.Copy !req
1459. Oh, come, now.Copy !req
1460. Do it, or you'll lose the rock.Copy !req
1461. If you insist. Cuddles!Copy !req
1462. You want him?Copy !req
1463. He's yours.Copy !req
1464. Snake!Copy !req
1465. - No, no, no!
- Snake!Copy !req
1466. Oh, no!Copy !req
1467. Guys, I know it's crazy,
but we're gonna jump it.Copy !req
1468. Crazy? You finally speaking
my language, chico!Copy !req
1469. We're gonna make it!Copy !req
1470. You came back.Copy !req
1471. Snake,Copy !req
1472. I should've been honest with you.Copy !req
1473. I was afraid that if you knew
I wanted to be good, that you'd...Copy !req
1474. Act like a jerk
and never talk to you again?Copy !req
1475. Yeah.Copy !req
1476. Point is, I...Copy !req
1477. Yeah. I love you too, buddy.Copy !req
1478. This... This is so beautiful.Copy !req
1479. Do you know how beautiful this is,
you guys?Copy !req
1480. Now...
Now you gonna make me cry.Copy !req
1481. I know.Copy !req
1482. So pathetic, right?Copy !req
1483. Come on, guys.Copy !req
1484. Who said it was the end?Copy !req
1485. No! Cuddles!
We're losing altitude!Copy !req
1486. We're losing altitude! We're going down!Copy !req
1487. What happened?
Did we blow up?Copy !req
1488. Is this heaven?Copy !req
1489. - That is it.
- Hey!Copy !req
1490. There is absolutely no way
you're getting away this time.Copy !req
1491. Wait, Chief.Copy !req
1492. Governor Foxington?Copy !req
1493. Don't do this.Copy !req
1494. They didn't steal the meteorite.
They were bringing it back.Copy !req
1495. How could you know that?Copy !req
1496. Unless...Copy !req
1497. Unless you were conspiring
with a bunch of known criminals.Copy !req
1498. Well...Copy !req
1499. as a matter of fact,Copy !req
1500. it's time I came clean about something.Copy !req
1501. The truth is I'm really...Copy !req
1502. - Really...
- Really a big fan of redemption arcs.Copy !req
1503. Yeah, we know.Copy !req
1504. - We're done runnin' away.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1505. - Yeah.
- Yep.Copy !req
1506. Chief, do what you need to do.Copy !req
1507. What?Copy !req
1508. You're turning yourself in?Copy !req
1509. We might not have stolen the meteorite,
but we did steal a lot of other things.Copy !req
1510. It's time we took some responsibility.Copy !req
1511. Start a clean state.Copy !req
1512. Take us in, Chief.Copy !req
1513. Wow, really?Copy !req
1514. You finally did it.Copy !req
1515. This is your moment, Chief. Drink it in.Copy !req
1516. You know, I should give a speech.Copy !req
1517. Well, I should, shouldn't I?Copy !req
1518. When I was six years old,Copy !req
1519. I decided that
I wanted to play the piccolo,Copy !req
1520. only to find that my fingers
were just too powerfulCopy !req
1521. for that fragile little instrument.Copy !req
1522. And that's when I discovered
law enforcement.Copy !req
1523. I'm proud of you, Wolf.Copy !req
1524. You know,
a fox and a wolf are not that different.Copy !req
1525. You got a good thing
goin' here, Governor.Copy !req
1526. So, it turns out the saga of the Bad Guys
has come toCopy !req
1527. a simple and totally satisfying
conclusion.Copy !req
1528. Though, I wonder,
what happened to the meteorite?Copy !req
1529. Cuddles! Faster, faster!Copy !req
1530. It's Professor Marmalade!Copy !req
1531. He's bringing the meteorite back!Copy !req
1532. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
1533. Bringing it back.Copy !req
1534. That's precisely what I am doing.Copy !req
1535. Look no further.Copy !req
1536. Your hero has arrived.Copy !req
1537. Professor, care to comment?Copy !req
1538. I tried to help them, Tiffany.Copy !req
1539. But in the end,
it's the same old story.Copy !req
1540. Bad guys, bad.
Good guys, good.Copy !req
1541. So true. So wise.Copy !req
1542. Furthermore, for the good of the city,Copy !req
1543. I have generously decided
to take the meteorite backCopy !req
1544. to my compound for safekeeping.Copy !req
1545. Is he seriously gonna get away with this?Copy !req
1546. Thank you.
Gosh, you're kind.Copy !req
1547. Give it up for me!Copy !req
1548. Wait a second.Copy !req
1549. This isn't the meteorite!Copy !req
1550. It's a lamp!Copy !req
1551. What?Copy !req
1552. Snake, what did you just do?Copy !req
1553. What? My friend was sad,
and I was just cheerin' him up.Copy !req
1554. I think Wolf was right.Copy !req
1555. Maybe we could be
more than just scary villains.Copy !req
1556. I'm bad, you're bad.Copy !req
1557. Let's be bad together.Copy !req
1558. You've got yourself a deal.Copy !req
1559. - Can I try it on?
- Of course, partner.Copy !req
1560. Don't mind us, just robbin' this place.Copy !req
1561. No, no, no!Copy !req
1562. But if that's a lamp, where is the...Copy !req
1563. The old switcheroo.Copy !req
1564. It's a butt.Copy !req
1565. Hold on.Copy !req
1566. This is the Zumpango diamond!Copy !req
1567. But this was stolen by the...Copy !req
1568. By the Crimson Paw!Copy !req
1569. Me? No, no, no.Copy !req
1570. OMG.Copy !req
1571. - And a shocking twist.
- You're making a huge mistake.Copy !req
1572. The notorious bandit
known as the Crimson PawCopy !req
1573. has been revealed to be
none other than Professor Marmalade.Copy !req
1574. I'm not the Crimson Paw.Copy !req
1575. She's the Crimson Paw.Copy !req
1576. She's the Paw!Copy !req
1577. I'm a flower of goodness! No!Copy !req
1578. That's my reptile, right there.Copy !req
1579. - That's what I'm talkin' about.
- Yeah!Copy !req
1580. Come on, somebody had to
destroy that meteorite.Copy !req
1581. That thing was dangerous.Copy !req
1582. That was pretty good there, Snakey.Copy !req
1583. Good? It was genius.Copy !req
1584. Not only did I foil the pig,Copy !req
1585. I got you to admit
how much you care about me.Copy !req
1586. Sure, yeah.Copy !req
1587. I just wonder about one little thing.Copy !req
1588. Oh, yeah? What's that, Wolf?Copy !req
1589. Who do you think
put that one Push Pop in the fridge?Copy !req
1590. Wait.Copy !req
1591. You...Copy !req
1592. - No.
- I knew you were good.Copy !req
1593. No!Copy !req
1594. We good, baby.Copy !req
1595. - We good.
- Yeah!Copy !req
1596. Okay.Copy !req
1597. So, imagine it's your birthday.Copy !req
1598. - It is my birthday.
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
1599. But we're walkin' along,
and you meet a genie.Copy !req
1600. - Okay. What's his name?
- What's the genie's name?Copy !req
1601. Yeah, I wanna know
who I'm talkin' to.Copy !req
1602. I don't know.
Genie, or Gene for short.Copy !req
1603. So he offers you three wishes.Copy !req
1604. Why three?Copy !req
1605. You know, industry standard.
Now, what do you wish for?Copy !req
1606. Good luck out there, guys.Copy !req
1607. I'm gonna go with nothin'.Copy !req
1608. Nothing?Copy !req
1609. Come on, it's your birthday.Copy !req
1610. All right!
But what do I need wishes for?Copy !req
1611. I got my freedom.Copy !req
1612. - Hey.
- Guys!Copy !req
1613. Lookin' good, hermanos!Copy !req
1614. I got my friends.Copy !req
1615. I've got the skin
of a reptile half my age.Copy !req
1616. I don't know about half your age,
but you look good.Copy !req
1617. Well,
that's because you just molted.Copy !req
1618. Yes, I did.Copy !req
1619. You smell good too.Copy !req
1620. I'm shiny, I'm gorgeous.Copy !req
1621. So, what do we do now?Copy !req
1622. - Steal a car?
- Piranha!Copy !req
1623. I was joking.Copy !req
1624. It was a joke!Copy !req
1625. You know, on second thought, Wolf,
maybe I'd wish for a ride.Copy !req
1626. Oh, yeah? Alakazam.Copy !req
1627. Nice.Copy !req
1628. Hey, guys.
Ready to get to work?Copy !req
1629. Hey!Copy !req
1630. Hey, you.Copy !req
1631. That's right, come here. A little closer.Copy !req
1632. I said, closer.Copy !req
1633. Now that we've had some time
to get acquainted,Copy !req
1634. not so scary now, are we?Copy !req
1635. Webs, hit it.Copy !req