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It's dropped. It's on the ground.
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you got balloons,
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I don't want decorations,
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17. Wrong.
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18. Snakes have impeccable taste buds.
I can taste air.
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19. - Air?
- Yes. Air.
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They're a little...
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you're eating pure goodness.
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You can taste air?
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28. - What else you got?
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29. Wait, wait, wait.
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34. - Get it all out. Get it all out now.
- Okay, okay.
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35. Look at that. 4:00 p.m.
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our friendship died.
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37. - Let's bounce.
- Yep.
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38. Tastes like you're gonna stick me
with the bill... again.
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39. Well, it is my birthday.
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40. So, now you play the birthday card?
That's interesting.
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when you get a chance?
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42. Hello?
Checkity-check-check.
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43. You know what?
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46. - What?
- We never have to wait for a table.
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47. Well, isn't that every place?
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48. Hey, man. How you been?
I haven't seen you...
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49. Snake attack!
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50. Mints.
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51. Sorry, folks.
I'm switching him to decaf.
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52. - All right.
- Let's do this.
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55. Yeah, but it's still a rodent.
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57. - Yeah! Go bad...
- Or go home.
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58. Hey, you. Get over here.
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59. Little bit closer.
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60. Oh, I know what it is.
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61. You're afraid.
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62. Well, I'm not surprised.
I am the villain in every story.
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63. - Isn't that right, Mr. Snake?
- Yep.
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65. Serpentine, safecrackin' machine.
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66. Imagine Houdini, but with no arms.
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67. Kinda guy who'd tell ya the glass
is half empty, then steal it from ya.
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You're a sweetheart.
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73. Watch this.
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77. Our in-house hacker, pocket search engine,
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78. We call her Webs.
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79. - Very slick, Webs.
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80. blurred their satellite imaging system,
grounded their chopper,
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84. Whoa, don't eat me!
Please, don't eat me!
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85. Happy birthday,
Mr. Grumpypants.
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86. I think I hate you.
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87. Guys! It's me!
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88. I was the construction worker!
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89. And this is Mr. Shark, master of disguise.
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90. Apex predator of a thousand faces.
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91. His greatest trick?
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92. Stealing the Mona Lisa,
disguised as the Mona Lisa.
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93. Dig that.
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94. Watch it, big tuna.
I'm tryin' to work here.
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95. Keep it cool, baby.
Birthdays should be chill.
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97. Surprise!
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99. He's a loose cannon with a short fuse...
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101. He's brave.
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102. He's fearless.
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103. Who am I kidding? He's crazy.
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104. Piranha,
did we forget something?
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105. - What?
- The present. You know?
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106. Oh, of course I didn't forget.
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107. You know you fart
when you lie, right?
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108. What? No, I fart when I'm nervous.
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109. Yeah. Nervous about lying.
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110. I'm sorry.
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111. Piranha!
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112. Don't breathe it in. I breathed it in!
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113. Yeah, they're a bit eccentric,
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114. you don't exactly win
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115. Shark!
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116. A shark!
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117. Do I wish people
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118. Eight legs, eight times the cardio!
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119. - Spider!
- Sure, I do.
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120. What's up, papa?
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121. But these are the cards we've been dealt,
so we might as well play them.
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122. Jackpot!
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123. Yes!
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124. - What the thorax?
- Are you crazy?
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125. What? I just wanted
a longer car chase.
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126. It's the best part.
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127. Chief! It's...
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128. Them.
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129. Webs, hit it.
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130. Get them!
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131. Hooked on hip-hop phonics,
yeah, it works for me
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132. So jump aboard,
yeah, this train is free
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133. The conductor let me toot my whistle
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134. The instructor
of the funky uncle fizzle
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135. We be dancing on a lake
when it ain't froze over
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136. We be walking on water
while you're sinking your rover
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137. If you step any close,
you'll be eatin' some teeth
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138. I'm gonna put you guys away for so long,
your fleas will have fleas!
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139. Chief! You want some cake?
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140. You seem a little hangry.
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141. Get that thing out of my face before I...
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142. - Excuse me, Chief.
- What?
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143. You're mine.
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144. Hermano!
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145. Yeah. We may be bad,
but we're so good at it.
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146. No, no, no, no, no!
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147. No, no! Keep runnin', Wolf.
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148. One of these days
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149. All right, Piranha. You're up.
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150. Happy birth...
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At least make a toast.
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153. - Toast.
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154. - Okay, all right, a toast.
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155. Fine.
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156. I've made a lot of enemies in my time.
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157. I mean, a lot!
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161. You a poet, man.
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163. Everyone say, robbery!
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164. Robbery!
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167. Okay. Now, dig in, fellas.
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168. Yes!
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169. - No, no, no!
- Piranha!
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- That was so gross.
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172. You snooze, you lose.
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176. Man, my tummy is rumblin'
like a kraken right now.
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Snake is a kind and generous soul.
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180. Why?
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181. Here. Take it.
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182. Oh, yeah! Pop me, please.
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183. - Sucker.
- Come on, man!
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185. - Animals.
- Spit it out! Spit it out!
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186. Never!
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187. Let's see
what they're sayin' about us today.
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188. What up? It's Tiffany Fluffit,
Channel 6 Action News.
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189. The Bad Guys have struck again...
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190. - Guys, stop it. We're on TV.
- With their most brazen heist yet,
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191. proving once more that they are
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192. Diabolical. That's new.
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193. Know what it sounds like? A cologne.
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194. Diabolical.
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Diane Foxington.
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- Okay, yeah.
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202. But more than anything...
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205. These so-called Bad Guys
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and, frankly, unoriginal capers...
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208. Is nothing but a deep well of anger.
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209. I ain't angry! You're angry!
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210. - Denial.
- Not true.
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- Who is she to judge us?
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220. - I can't believe I voted for her.
- You voted for her?
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221. What? She's good on climate change.
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You've got that twinkle in your eye.
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231. Actually, the Crimson Paw
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232. Yeah, but he never stole anything again.
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241. Besides, we've got
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242. Friends, freedom,
and just look at this loot!
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The Dolphin job is off.
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246. Yeah, I guess he would...
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262. But to get there, we'll need to bypass
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good creature on the planet.
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270. Oh, Tiffany.
It's not a competition.
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271. And if it were,
it would really be more of a tie.
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272. But we can all agree
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the chief of police.
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278. The second is outfitted
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280. trained to strike first
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281. Governor Foxington is the only one
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282. So, step two, she and I will need to
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283. Enjoy your evening, Mr. Ambassador.
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284. Interesting piece.
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285. Trashy, pointless and pretentious.
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286. They say that art reveals
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- Okay.
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290. Though, I've got to say,
no one's succeeded yet.
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293. I'd say they're one epic job away
from cementing their legacy.
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294. Mr. Poodleton. You're funny.
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compulsive showboating.
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299. I mean, it was a mess.
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301. Next, they're gonna make it personal.
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309. I guess some things
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310. That reminds me, may I?
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311. I can't miss a photo op with the governor
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312. Mr. Poodleton,
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314. Okay, friends.
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316. Once we're in,
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317. We split up and we take our positions.
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318. Officers, if the Bad Guys
crash this event,
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319. I am definitely going to lose my job.
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320. And I will not hesitate to
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321. Now, move out!
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322. Yes, ma'am!
Hut, hut, hut, hut!
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323. Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut,
hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!
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324. Mic's on.
Everyone on comms, do you copy?
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- Copy.
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326. - Copy.
- Copy.
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328. No, thank you.
My life is too complicated right now.
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330. Copy that. I'm on the move.
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340. Affirmative. I'm a clean, mean
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351. Webs, what do you say
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352. Copy that. Shark, you're up.
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353. Do your thing.
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- Yes, fine.
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358. Or perhaps several security guards
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360. Surprise!
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361. - Hey, Webs, can you enhance this...
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362. Eight steps ahead of you, Wolfie.
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Governor Diane Foxington.
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Thank you so much.
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371. when a meteorite crashed
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372. That meteorite didn't just make a hole
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374. But even in tragedy, Professor Marmalade,
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378. the Love Crater Meteorite
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381. Hurry up.
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382. And successfully reversed climate change
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386. - The W.P.S.S.T.?
- This was not supposed to happen.
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387. - What?
- Guys, calm down. I'm on it.
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388. Initiating W.P.S.S.T. Override Protocol.
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389. Get it, queen!
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390. - Did it work?
- Just give me five minutes.
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391. And now,
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393. We don't have five minutes.
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395. We love you,
Professor Marmalade!
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397. I repeat, the pig is on the move.
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398. Webs, Webs!
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399. - The curtain's going up any minute!
- It's not letting me in.
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400. - Check your system preferences.
- You probably need to download a driver.
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403. - Really?
- No!
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What did we say about lockin' doors?
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Shark, I got a situation here.
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411. Please, not now.
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412. - Wolf!
- Wait, wait, wait. No, Piranha!
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my Gala for Goodness
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for those less fortunate.
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423. And now,
the moment we've all been waiting for.
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Is this the ladies' room?
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425. Oh, you need to take a right
at the end of the hall, ma'am.
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426. Yes! Whoop-bam!
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430. - No!
- No!
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431. Yes! I mean, yes!
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432. What?
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433. Everyone, everyone, please don't panic.
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434. Just stay calm.
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435. I'm sure there's an explanation for this.
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436. I repeat, please do not panic.
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437. Nice work, everybody.
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438. Now, let's make like a wolf
and get the pack outta here.
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439. Ah, wordplay.
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440. I don't get it.
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441. Diane, Diane, if I may...
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442. You have to understand,
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443. I didn't bring hope back to the city
for an award.
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444. I did these good things
because of how they made me feel.
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445. That tingly feeling I get.
That shiver up my spine.
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446. The wag in my tiny tail.
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447. Because you see,
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448. being good just feels so good.
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449. And when you're good, you're loved.
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450. Wolf?
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451. - What are you doing?
- What are you doing?
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452. - Go!
- Go!
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453. It's the Bad Guys!
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454. Arrest them!
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455. Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!
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456. They stole the Golden Dolphin!
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457. Come on, you can't prove that.
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458. My baby!
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459. On your knees, Bad Guys,
with your hands up!
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460. Never! We're outta here.
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461. So long, suckers!
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462. Well, this just got a little weird.
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463. The Bad Guys go bust!
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464. The nefarious fivesome
has finally been captured.
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465. And I, Tiffany Fluffit,
am first on the scene.
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466. You know, I just realized
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467. that I have devoted my entire adult life
to putting you in jail.
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468. You are my purpose.
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469. Without you, who am I?
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470. I'm just kiddin'!
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471. This is the best moment of my life!
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472. It's the end of the Bad Guys.
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473. No!
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474. Get your hands off of me.
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475. You're begging for
a bitin' right now.
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476. Wolf!
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477. Professor Marmalade!
Madam Governor!
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478. Professor Marmalade!
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479. - Madam Governor! Madam Governor!
- One at a time. One at a time.
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480. - Hey. Hey!
- Excuse me.
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481. Sorry to interrupt,
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482. I just wanted to congratulate
the governor here.
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483. I gotta say, you really got us pegged.
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484. We're just a deep well
of anger and self-loathing.
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485. - Denial.
- Sure. That too.
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486. - Narcissism.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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487. Emotional emptiness.
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488. So, we're on the same page.
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489. What is he doin'?
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490. Sadly, we were never given a chance
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491. to be anything more
than second-rate criminals.
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492. If only there was someone
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493. who could help the flower of goodness
inside us blossom.
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494. Some icon of love and forgiveness, like...
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495. I don't know, Mother Teresa.
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496. Best thing is to just throw us in jail
for the rest of our hopeless lives.
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497. Yeah, that's the plan.
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498. Wait, wait! No, no!
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499. Get in there.
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500. Wait!
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501. Beg pardon?
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502. Mr. Wolf may be a savage beast.
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503. Basically, walking garbage.
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504. Sorry, I'm making a point.
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505. Do what you need to do, pal.
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506. But how can we say they're hopeless
if they've never been given a chance?
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507. What if...
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508. What if we tried
a little experiment, Diane?
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509. As you know,
my Gala for Goodness...
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510. the #Charity Event of the Year
is coming up.
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511. If I can prove to everyone at that gala
that the Bad Guys have changed,
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512. will you set them free
and give them a clean start?
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513. What? Professor Marmalade!
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514. No, no, no.
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515. Don't you see what he's doing?
He's playing you!
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516. But it was my idea.
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517. It was his idea.
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518. But only because you made him have it!
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519. Madam Governor,
you can't just let them go.
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520. Professor, I'm not about to
put the safety of the city on the line
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521. for an experiment.
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522. Excuse me, Madam Governor.
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523. I seem to remember that
a wise person once said,
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524. even trash can be recycled
into something beautiful.
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525. Okay. I'm game.
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526. But only because it's you, Professor.
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527. No!
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528. We'll hold onto the dolphin
until the gala,
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529. just to remove
any unnecessary temptation.
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530. Of course. Good thinking.
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531. That's why you're governor.
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532. Now that everyone's happy...
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533. Not happy.
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534. I, Rupert Marmalade the Fourth,
will turn the Bad Guys into
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535. the Good Guys!
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536. I think these belong to you.
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537. Hey!
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538. Not everyone gets a second chance.
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539. Make the most of it, Mr. Poodleton.
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540. Wolf.
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541. What are you doing?
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542. - What?
- Yeah.
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543. Oh, that!
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544. I'm sorry, I thought it was obvious.
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545. We're gonna go good.
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546. You totally lost me.
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547. I told him to stop drinkin'
out of the toilet.
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548. Hey, did you get hit on the head?
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549. What? No, I didn't get...
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550. My cousin got hit on the head
with an anchor,
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551. and after that,
he only swam in a circle.
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552. No, guy, guys, guys.
You're not following me.
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553. We're gonna pretend to go good.
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554. Just a few days with Marmalade.
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555. And then,
we roll into the gala as good guys
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556. and roll out scot-free with...
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557. The Golden Dolphin!
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558. You got it.
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559. Since when do we not finish a job?
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560. The Bad Guys become the Good Guys
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561. so we can stay the bad guys.
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562. You know what I'm saying?
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563. Bad guys acting good?
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564. It's the ultimate bad-guy thing.
It's fantastic.
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565. Wolf, you're a genius!
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566. It's gonna be, like,
the most relaxing con ever.
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567. Like a vacation.
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568. Oh, a con-cation.
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569. My parents met on a con-cation!
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570. Oh, goody!
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571. Big and fancy.
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572. Rodent's got taste. Okay!
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573. Almost makes me wanna be cute.
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574. They say experience is the best teacher.
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575. And they are wrong.
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576. I am.
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577. Good morning,
students of goodness.
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578. And welcome to the first day
of the rest of your best life.
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579. A giant butt!
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580. It's... It's not a butt.
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581. It's a lamp in the shape
of the Love Crater Meteorite,
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582. my greatest...
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583. I wonder whose butt it is.
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584. Once again,
it's not a butt, thank you.
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585. It's a heart.
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586. - Now, as I was saying...
- Then why does it have cheeks?
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587. - Shut it!
- What?
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588. I've never seen a heart
with cheeks.
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589. - It's not a...
- Booty!
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590. It's not a butt! Not a butt!
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591. Does he know what a butt is?
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592. As I was saying,
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593. on the outside,
the five of you are villains,
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594. predators,
remorseless sociopaths.
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595. Oh, stop,
you're makin' me blush.
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596. But inside, there's a flower.
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597. The flower of goodness.
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598. And when it blooms
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599. and you feel that tingle of positivity
radiating through your body,
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600. you're going to want to feel it
all the time.
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601. So, we're going for a tingle?
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602. Not any tingle.
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603. The tingle of goodness.
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604. Which you'll feel
in my state-of-the-art Sharing Laboratory!
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605. Okay, Mr. Snake,
I'm going to give you a Push Pop.
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606. Great! Push Pop just for me!
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607. No, to share.
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608. Why?
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609. Well, on a fundamental level,
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610. it's about putting someone else's needs
ahead of your own.
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611. Oh, no. No way.
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612. Snake...
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613. All right, all right.
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614. This is gonna taste extra sweet,
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615. 'cause I know how bad you want it.
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616. Pop me, please.
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617. Nope!
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618. - Sucker!
- That's it! I'll teach you to share!
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619. I like sharin'. It's yummy.
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620. Totally worth it.
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621. Well, that's terrifying.
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622. Let's try something simpler.
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623. A good person always pays attention
to the needs of others.
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624. Now, here's a kindly, frail grandma.
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625. Mr. Piranha,
help Grandma across the street.
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626. Pish! Sure, sure, sure.
I do this all the time.
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627. Here you go, ma'am.
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628. Oh, he is totally gonna blow it.
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629. What was that? What did you say?
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630. - You think I can't do this?
- No, no, no, Piranha...
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631. Maybe simpler?
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632. Hey, look!
It's a cat stuck in a tree.
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633. It doesn't get much simpler than that.
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634. Now, what in this scenario
would give you that good tingle?
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635. Eating it? This is why I always carry
two pieces of bread with me.
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636. No. I want you to s...
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637. - Smack it.
- Skin it?
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638. Stab it.
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639. - Sauté it.
- Sing to it?
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640. Save it. I want you to save...
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641. It's so obvious... I want you to save it.
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642. Right, right.
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643. Here, kitty, kitty cat!
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644. Whoa, that cat is obviously defective.
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645. What is wrong with you?
You're gonna give it a heart attack.
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646. I'll handle this.
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647. What's up, papa!
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648. Get him off my face! He's on my face!
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649. No, no, no! Listen.
What are you doing?
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650. Okay. What, may I ask, are you good at?
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651. - Stealing stuff?
- Oh, yeah, we're great at that.
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652. - Robbery.
- Larceny.
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653. - Wire fraud.
- Extortion.
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654. - Tax evasion.
- Heists.
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655. - Mail fraud.
- Wait. Heists, you say?
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656. Well, that's...
Yeah, that's kind of our specialty.
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657. I might just have an idea.
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658. Free the pigs! Free the pigs!
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659. That is an animal testing lab.
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660. Within, 200,000 helpless guinea pigs,
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661. all being poked and prodded
by sadistic scientists.
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662. Guinea pigs, you say?
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663. Snake...
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664. I want you to rescue them.
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665. But this is a heist for good.
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666. So, I brought something
more friendly for you to wear.
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667. Bye.
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668. Well, there goes our street cred.
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669. At least it's comfy.
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670. All right,
we need to distract that scientist.
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671. - Shark, you're up.
- Copy that.
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672. Okay. We're gonna need
a rope and a hook.
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673. I got this one.
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674. - What?
- You're volunteering?
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675. You've never volunteered
for anything.
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676. Sure I did. Right now.
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677. - Throw me up there! Giddy up!
- Really?
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678. Yep.
I'm 99% sure you can make it.
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679. - Okay.
- Let's do it!
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680. - Hey there, son.
- Dad?
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681. I know you've got an important job,
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682. but I hope you still have time
for a catch with your old man.
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683. - Hey, kiddo.
- 96% sure.
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684. You'll always be my special boy.
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685. Maybe 90%.
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686. I've been waiting my entire life
for this moment.
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687. - Okay, then. Now, go long.
- I don't know.
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688. Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
Thank you, Daddy!
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689. Fifty? What day is it?
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690. Who am I?
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691. Right. The guinea pigs are locked
behind a three-foot thick steel door.
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692. The only way in
is through the vents.
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693. I got it.
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694. Upsy-daisy!
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695. Over the filters
and through the vents...
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696. I have never seen him so chipper.
Has he been meditating?
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697. To Guinea Pig Land we...
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698. Snake attack.
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699. Hey, look! It's Professor Marmalade.
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700. Yes, that's right.
It's me. Help has arrived.
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701. Just keep your eyes glued to that door.
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702. Snake. Come on, Snake, open up.
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703. Relax. These doors are complicated.
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704. Are you kidding me?
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705. What do you think you're doing?
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706. We're supposed to save them,
not eat them.
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707. Well, I'd say
they've gone to a better place.
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708. That's it.
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709. Spit them out!
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710. We're gonna save you
whether you like it or not.
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711. We're saving you, stupid hair balls.
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712. Not that door. The other door.
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713. Hey, hey!
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714. Any second.
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715. It's not what it looks like.
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716. Trespassing, burglary, mayhem,
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717. assault with a deadly reptile?
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718. As if those poor rodents
haven't been through enough already!
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719. No, Diane. Please.
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720. Okay. I'm sorry, Professor,
but I'm calling the chief.
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721. - Please. Come on.
- This experiment is over.
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722. - Experiments take time.
- You couldn't help yourself?
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723. So I had a moment of weakness.
Sue me.
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724. That's gonna be difficult
to do from prison!
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725. Guys! What do we do now?
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726. Time to launch a charm offensive.
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727. Oh, yeah. The full Clooney.
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728. Madam Governor. Diane.
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729. Do not Clooney me, Wolf.
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730. I see what's going on.
You think I'm still a bad guy
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731. tryin' to bamboozle my way
to freedom.
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732. But we've changed.
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733. That flower of goodness
is blossoming all over the place.
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734. Don't you ever get tired of lying?
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735. No.
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736. I mean...
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737. Fudge.
That was a trick question, right?
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738. I gave you an opportunity.
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739. A chance to show the world
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740. that you're more
than just a scary stereotype,
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741. but you're too proud or too gutless
to take advantage of it.
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742. Gutless? I'm gutless?
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743. I'm sorry, have we met?
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744. I'm the villain of every story.
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745. Guilty until proven innocent.
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746. Even if by some miracle
we did change,
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747. who's gonna believe us, huh?
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748. Of course you wouldn't know
anything about that
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749. with your Little-Miss-Perfect
power suits.
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750. Is that so?
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751. Wait a second, what did...
How did you...
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752. A wolf and a fox
are not so different.
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753. Maybe they will believe you,
maybe they won't.
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754. But it doesn't matter.
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755. Don't do it for them.
Do it for you.
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756. This is a chance
to write your own story,
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757. to find a better life for you
and your friends.
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758. Come on,
what have you got to lose?
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759. I don't know. My dignity?
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760. Yeah, well,
that ship has already sailed.
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761. Believe it or not,
I'm rootin' for you, Wolf.
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762. So you're not gonna call the chief?
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763. I'll see you at the gala.
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764. I think we got off
to a bad start.
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765. The name's Wolf.
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766. Yep.
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767. I get that a lot,
first impressions and all.
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768. No, no, no!
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769. It's okay, it's okay.
I'm not gonna hurt you.
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770. I know you're scared.
I would be too, if I were you.
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771. Just give me a chance.
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772. Truth is,
we actually have a lot in common.
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773. Don't tell anyone,
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774. but I love a little scratch
on the spot behind my ears.
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775. You know, right there.
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776. The best.
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777. Come on, kitty.
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778. Yeah. Who's a good kitty?
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779. - Who's a good kitty?
- Wolf?
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780. You saved him?
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781. Yes!
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782. Yes, it's working.
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783. You filmed that?
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784. Yes, and they're starting to like you.
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785. - Yes!
- All right!
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786. This might just be enough
to win over the guests at the gala.
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787. - Now we're talking!
- All right!
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788. Yeah, we did it! All right!
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789. Wolf?
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790. I must say,
you've really turned a corner.
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791. - You're really getting it.
- Really?
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792. Oh, thanks.
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793. No, I mean it.
I can see it from tip to tail.
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794. It's just a shame that
you have to carry all that baggage.
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795. What are you talk...
You mean the guys?
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796. What do you mean?
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797. You have great potential, Wolf.
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798. But at some point,
you're going to have to choose
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799. between your friends
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800. or the good life.
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801. Hey. You still awake?
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802. You... You brought the cat in?
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803. Yeah. Yeah.
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804. I'm just savin' it up for later.
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805. Why, what's up?
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806. I was just gettin' a little worried
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807. since you've kinda become a...
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808. Become a what?
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809. You know, teacher's pet.
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810. Gettin' all cozy with Marmalade.
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811. Your tail waggin' and everything.
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812. Well, yeah,
because it has to be believable.
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813. Yeah, I guess so.
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814. As long as it's all part of the plan.
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815. It is all part of the plan, isn't it?
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816. Snake, buddy,
who made the plan to begin with?
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817. You did.
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818. So I'm the one
who sticks to the plan the most, right?
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819. Yeah, all right. Yeah, okay.
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820. I guess that makes sense, yeah.
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821. But if the plan were ever to change,
you'd tell me, right?
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822. You have my word.
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823. Go bad...
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824. Or go home.
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825. Hey, Snake.
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826. Yeah?
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827. You ever wonder what it'd be like?
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828. The world loving us
instead of being scared of us?
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829. You ever...
You ever think about that?
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830. Loving us?
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831. Yeah, right.
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832. I don't waste time thinkin' about stuff
that's never gonna happen.
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833. I can't wait for things
to get back to normal.
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834. Yeah. Back to normal, back to normal.
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835. What up!
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836. We are just moments away from
Professor Marmalade's Gala for Goodness,
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837. where the legendary Love Crater Meteorite
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838. will be on display
for the first time ever.
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839. But what everyone is really buzzing about
is the Bad Guys
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840. whose heart-melting rescue video
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841. has made them
an overnight viral sensation.
Copy !req
842. All right, guys, this is the big one.
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843. The Golden Dolphin
is inside a titanium case
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844. controlled by a randomly generated
five-digit code...
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845. a code kept safe and secure
inside a briefcase
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846. handcuffed to the chief of police.
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847. She's not messin' around.
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848. The code is only accessible
with her authorized fingerprints.
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849. Leave that to me.
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850. While Snake gets the code,
Shark will secure the fake Dolphin.
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851. I like the sound of that.
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852. Meanwhile, the rest of us
plant circuit jammers.
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853. Allowing me
to hack into the power grid.
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854. At the end of the night,
we toast the professor...
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855. Blah-blah-blah, yada yada...
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856. and when I say Marmalade,
the lights go out,
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857. and we'll have exactly four seconds
to make our move.
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858. The old switcheroo.
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859. Chief hands Marmalade
the fake Dolphin.
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860. We get our pardon.
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861. Applause, applause, exit stage right,
Copy !req
862. and by the time
they realize what happened...
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863. So long, suckers!
Copy !req
864. We'll be drivin' off into the sunset,
legacy cemented.
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865. Nice.
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866. Gotta hand it to ya, buddy.
You're a real artist.
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867. Well, Good Guys, this is it.
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868. Good luck out there.
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869. Remember, all eyes will be
on you tonight, not me.
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870. Friends, meet the Good Guys!
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871. This is different.
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872. - Is this a prank?
- What's that sound?
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873. Like screamin', but not terrified.
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874. All right, guys.
Let's... Let's mingle.
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875. It's crime time, baby.
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876. Fly me to the moon
and let me play among the stars
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877. There you go.
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878. Let me see what spring is like
on Jupiter and Mars
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879. Okay, fake Dolphin,
fake Dolphin, fake Dolphin.
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880. Bingo.
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881. Mr. Shark! Mr. Shark!
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882. Is it true sharks can smell blood
a mile away?
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883. What? No. That's freaky.
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884. Mr. Wolf! Mr. Wolf!
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885. It is a pleasure to meet you.
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886. Pleasure is all mine.
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887. I loved your video.
Can I get a picture for my kids?
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888. Hey, just a minute, guys. Let me...
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889. I gotta... I'll be right back.
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890. Okay, Wolf, what are you up to?
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891. With criminals like this,
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892. you gotta be crafty, subtle, invisible.
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893. And then,
the moment they let their guard down...
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894. Whammo!
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895. You spring the trap!
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896. Always one step ahead.
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897. I think I've earned a tonic water.
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898. Put it in a fun glass, huh?
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899. Nice.
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900. Oh, no.
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901. Hey.
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902. That's right, be intimidated.
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903. No, no, no!
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904. Look at me
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905. What?
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906. Tell me what you see
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907. Am I good or bad?
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908. Don't you judge so fast
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909. Hey, hey, hey
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910. I know you think you know me,
you made your own conclusion
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911. You think that I look scary,
well, that's your own delusion
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912. Listen when I tell you,
there's more than meets the eye
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913. So take a closer look
to find a real good guy
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914. We're not the bad guys
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915. Mr. Wolf.
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916. Diane...
Yeah, what a surprise.
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917. You know, if I didn't know better,
I'd think that you were avoiding me.
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918. Avoiding you?
Why would I do that?
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919. Okay.
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920. But I have to say,
I'm a little disappointed.
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921. I was hoping
you were gonna ask me to dance.
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922. Get up on the floor
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923. We're gonna be good tonight,
wanna get you feeling right
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924. We're gonna be good tonight,
we're the good, good guys
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925. We're gonna be good tonight,
wanna get you feeling right
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926. We're gonna be good tonight,
we're the good, good guys
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927. Come on!
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928. I see.
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929. You lost the sheep's clothing.
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930. Yeah. Figured it was time
I got comfortable in my own fur.
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931. If you're feelin' good in here
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932. I said, if you're feelin' good in here
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933. Oh, yeah
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934. I think I like the new you.
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935. Well, that makes two of us.
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936. We're all here to have
a good, good time
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937. Let the rhythm move you
and open up your mind
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938. Next time you see me
in your neighborhood
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939. Don't you be thinkin' that
I'm up to no good
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940. I just want you to give me a chance
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941. I know your body really wants
to dance...
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942. Break out the umbrellas,
because it's raining money!
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943. All because of...
I can't even believe I'm saying this...
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944. All because of the Bad Guys!
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945. I wanna get you feeling right,
we're gonna be good tonight
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946. We're the good, good guys
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947. We're gonna be good tonight
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948. Wanna get you feeling right,
we're gonna be good tonight
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949. We're the good, good guys
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950. So, how does it feel
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951. to have everyone not fear you
for a change?
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952. It feels... good.
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953. Real good.
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954. Diane...
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955. It belongs to you.
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956. Go to it, two, three
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957. We're the good, good guys,
we're gonna be good tonight
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958. Wanna get you feeling right,
we're gonna be good tonight
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959. We're the good, good guys
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960. Oh, yeah
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961. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Wolf.
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962. As you know, the money raised tonight
will be delivered tomorrow
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963. to schools, hospitals
and other worthy causes across the city!
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964. I just wanna take a moment to recognize
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965. the one responsible for our new outlook.
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966. Our brilliant mentor...
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967. - Do it.
- Come on.
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968. The one and only, Professor...
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969. - Wolf! Do it.
- Professor...
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970. Professor Marmalade!
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971. Chief, may I do the honors?
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972. That's not the plan.
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973. What is happening?
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974. He's gone rogue.
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975. A deal's a deal.
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976. By the power vested in me,
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977. it is a pleasure to
grant the Bad Guys a full par...
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978. That was weird.
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979. The meteorite is gone!
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980. Somebody stole it!
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981. Chief.
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982. Wolf.
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983. Come on,
you can't possibly think that we did this.
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984. So long, suckers!
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985. Run!
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986. Get them!
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987. Here, here.
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988. - What are you doing?
- I'm giving it all back.
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989. Excuse me.
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990. What happened back there?
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991. - I couldn't do it.
- What do you mean you couldn't do it?
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992. - I just...
- No!
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993. I do not run.
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994. That is not how I roll.
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995. Piranha, don't do anything crazy.
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996. Crazy is what I bring
to the party, chico.
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997. You're makin' a mistake.
We didn't do it.
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998. I know we always say that,
but this time it's actually true.
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999. La, la, la, la, la. Can't hear you.
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1000. - Guilty, guilty, guilty!
- Talk to Marmalade.
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1001. We're really good now.
He'll tell you.
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1002. Professor...
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1003. Change is Impossible.
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1004. You should always judge a book
by its cover,
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1005. and all stereotypes
have been affirmed.
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1006. Stop, for goodness' sake!
Let me speak to them.
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1007. I'm sure there's been
some misunderstanding.
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1008. Professor Marmalade.
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1009. You've got five minutes.
No deals this time.
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1010. You have to help us. Tell them.
Tell them we didn't do it.
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1011. There, there. Of course you didn't do it.
How could you?
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1012. After all, you're such a good boy.
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1013. You're such a good boy.
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1014. That shiver up my spine.
The wag in my tiny tail.
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1015. Arrest them!
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1016. What if we tried
a little experiment, Diane?
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1017. As you know,
my Gala for Goodness...
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1018. Where the legendary Love Crater Meteorite
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1019. will be on display
for the first time ever.
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1020. All eyes will be on you tonight, not me.
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1021. You're such a...
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1022. Good boy.
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1023. You.
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1024. It was all you.
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1025. What are you talkin' about, Wolf?
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1026. The old lady, the Golden Dolphin,
good training...
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1027. It was all to get us here
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1028. so he could steal the meteorite
and let us take the fall.
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1029. Whoa, what old lady?
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1030. And why would a guinea pig
want a meteorite anyway?
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1031. Guys? He's creepin' me out.
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1032. Wait, what?
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1033. What's goin' on?
Someone turn me around.
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1034. Well, well. So, you finally get it.
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1035. What?
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1036. You stole the meteorite?
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1037. It's not just a meteorite.
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1038. I told you guys it's a butt.
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1039. It's not a butt!
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1040. It's the ultimate power source.
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1041. You see, when it struck,
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1042. scientists found that it emitted
an electromagnetic frequency
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1043. unlike anything else on earth.
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1044. I'm going to harness its power to pull off
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1045. the greatest heist
the world has ever seen.
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1046. You should've eaten him
when you had the chance.
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1047. - Yep.
- But why us?
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1048. Because you're the perfect patsies.
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1049. Come on, when people look up bad
in the dictionary,
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1050. do they see a sweet, adorable guinea pig?
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1051. No. They see you.
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1052. And they always will.
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1053. Okay. Fine.
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1054. But you set us up.
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1055. Oh, pish-pish.
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1056. Let's be honest. Evolution set you up.
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1057. But Wolfie here really clinched it.
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1058. You fell for every one of my traps,
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1059. starting with saving
a helpless little old lady.
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1060. Wolf. What's he talkin' about?
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1061. Whoops.
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1062. Did I say too much?
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1063. Anyhoo, looks like yet again
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1064. the big, bad wolf got outsmarted
by a little piggy.
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1065. You little pouchy-cheeked rat!
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1066. I'll kill you, you hear me?
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1067. - Help! Help!
- You're dead! You're dead...
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1068. Help!
The big, bad wolf is attacking me.
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1069. Now you are done forever, Wolf!
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1070. Professor, Professor,
any thoughts on how the Bad Guys
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1071. managed to steal the meteorite
in plain sight?
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1072. Well, off the top of my head,
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1073. perhaps they accessed
the site previously
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1074. and set up an intricate system
of tunnels and trapdoors
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1075. that could be remotely triggered to suck
the meteorite down into a holding area.
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1076. - But how should I know?
- Totally.
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1077. I mean,
they're the deranged masterminds. Not me.
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1078. I'm giving it all back.
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1079. I can't believe we got double-crossed
by a tiny rodent.
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1080. Oh, we got double-crossed
by a rodent, all right.
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1081. But not a tiny one.
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1082. What?
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1083. This was supposed to be
us conning Marmalade.
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1084. It turns out, it was Wolf conning us.
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1085. - Does that sound familiar to you, Wolf?
- Why would you think that?
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1086. I don't know,
maybe because you just sabotaged
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1087. the biggest heist of our lives?
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1088. I think you owe us
an explanation, buddy.
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1089. Okay. You're right.
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1090. This is what happened.
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1091. Back in the museum,
I just tried to steal an old lady's purse.
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1092. Classic snatch and grab.
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1093. Tried to?
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1094. Since when do you try to steal something
and not just steal it?
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1095. I was trying to steal the purse,
when the old lady fell...
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1096. and I kinda helped her.
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1097. What?
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1098. I kinda helped her.
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1099. But then you stole her purse?
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1100. No. I didn't.
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1101. I saved the old lady, and she hugged me,
and my tail wagged,
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1102. and I didn't know what it was,
but it felt, you know...
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1103. good.
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1104. But then,
you stole the purse?
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1105. No!
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1106. You know, I heard what the pig said
to you about cuttin' us loose.
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1107. Wait. Like, us us?
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1108. But I never thought
you'd actually do it, man.
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1109. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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1110. I would never... I was tryin' to...
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1111. I was trying to find us a better life.
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1112. Our life was perfect
until you decided to ruin it.
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1113. I didn't.
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1114. You guys felt it at the gala.
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1115. The clapping, the cheering.
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1116. We were more than just scary villains.
They loved us.
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1117. Oh, yeah? If they loved us so much,
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1118. how come we're in prison
for a crime we didn't commit?
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1119. You know what?
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1120. At least he sees the world for what it is.
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1121. A place where some people are scary
and some people are scared.
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1122. Oh, yeah? Well, I'm tired of bein' scary.
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1123. I'm tired of bein' an outcast.
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1124. - Maybe I don't wanna be a...
- What? A bad guy?
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1125. Don't wanna be
a bad guy anymore, huh?
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1126. Say it, Wolf!
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1127. Yeah, I thought so.
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1128. And us? Your lifelong friends?
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1129. We're just holdin' you back?
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1130. Yeah, maybe you are!
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1131. - Take it back.
- Snake!
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1132. Take it back! Apologize!
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1133. Hey, hey, hey!
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1134. Prison is no place for fighting.
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1135. Tell that to him.
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1136. What?
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1137. Wait, wait! Hold...
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1138. Diane?
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1139. But how do you know how to do
all of that kick-kick-punch-punch?
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1140. Wait a sec, you're the Crimson Paw?
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1141. The Queen of Cons,
Acrobatic Swiss Army Knife,
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1142. stole the Zumpango diamond twice,
once for profit,
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1143. second time just for fun.
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1144. Never identified, never caught.
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1145. Guess I'm still the best
bad guy the world has ever seen.
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1146. At least I used to be.
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1147. Nope, I am still the best.
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1148. Just like riding a stolen bicycle.
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1149. Oh, you got a little... Ouch.
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1150. Hey, why...
Why did you save us anyway?
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1151. After the gala,
I knew something wasn't right.
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1152. So, I did some investigating,
and that meteor...
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1153. I know.
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1154. Some kinda
cosmic-mega-super-antennae thing.
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1155. Right. If conducted through
an array of ionized crystals,
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1156. it will generate a massive
psychokinetic field the size of a city.
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1157. Oh, my gosh, did I interrupt you?
Were you gonna say that?
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1158. I was gonna be a little more technical,
but you got the gist of it.
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1159. Marmalade needs to be stopped,
but I can't do it alone.
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1160. - You know his compound better than anyone.
- You can count on us.
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1161. Right, guys?
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1162. There is no us.
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1163. We're through, Wolf.
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1164. Done. Finito.
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1165. Because of that little tiff back there?
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1166. Come on, man, that's what we do.
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1167. You serve, I volley.
That's our little dance.
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1168. Not this time.
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1169. Piranha?
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1170. Webs?
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1171. Sorry, Wolfie.
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1172. Shark...
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1173. Hey.
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1174. Guys?
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1175. Guys?
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1176. You wanna know why I hate birthdays, Wolf?
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1177. Do you?
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1178. When you grow up a snake,
nobody shows up to your party.
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1179. Birthdays are a constant reminder
that out there
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1180. I'm just a scary,
good-for-nothin' monster.
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1181. Yeah.
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1182. But nothing compares
to havin' the one guy...
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1183. the one guy I thought I could trust...
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1184. stab me in the back.
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1185. Come on, guys. Let's get outta here.
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1186. Now, this is what a true bad guy
looks like.
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1187. What do you say we have some fun?
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1188. Hey.
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1189. You okay?
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1190. No, I'm not okay.
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1191. I'm very, very un-okay.
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1192. I just left the only friends
I have ever had, so what am...
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1193. What am I doin'?
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1194. I know this isn't easy,
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1195. leaving everything behind.
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1196. - Do you?
- Yeah.
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1197. I was the best thief in the world.
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1198. Fast, fearless, inventive.
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1199. I just had one thing left to steal.
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1200. The Golden Dolphin.
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1201. So you went after it.
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1202. I didn't just go after it.
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1203. I had it.
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1204. And a clear escape route.
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1205. But...
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1206. all I saw in the end was the tricky fox
that they always told me I was.
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1207. It changed everything.
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1208. So, now, instead of hurting people,
I'm helping them.
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1209. I'm still me.
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1210. I'm just me, on the right side.
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1211. You're doing the right thing.
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1212. And some day, your friends,
if they're real friends,
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1213. I think they'll understand.
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1214. Now, come on, let's get inside.
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1215. You look like
you just busted out of a prison.
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1216. Guinea pigs?
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1217. Marmalade!
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1218. Let's bounce.
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1219. So, this is the hideout
of the great Crimson Paw.
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1220. Snack break?
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1221. Okay, oddly timed, but you do you.
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1222. - Identity verified.
- What?
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1223. Welcome, Diane.
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1224. Holy moly!
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1225. It's so good to be home.
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1226. Are you kiddin' me?
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1227. Laser-sighted zip line?
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1228. The XM 2400 Radar Jammer? No way!
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1229. I actually prefer the earlier model.
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1230. Agree to disagree.
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1231. This stuff is nice too.
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1232. Yeah, that's a blowtorch.
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1233. Also, not really your color.
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1234. All righty.
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1235. Marmalade, what are you up to,
you fuzzy little weirdo?
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1236. We need eyes on the city.
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1237. Let's see if we can't hack into
the government's surveillance satellite.
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1238. But you're the governor.
Couldn't you just ask?
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1239. Yeah, but the paperwork.
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1240. I am definitely picking up on
suspicious activity here.
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1241. Those are guinea pig heat signatures.
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1242. Marmalade seems to be
controlling them.
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1243. But to do what?
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1244. There are no obvious targets.
Copy !req
1245. That's because they're moving targets.
Copy !req
1246. His charity fundraiser.
Copy !req
1247. He's gonna steal the money.
Raised in his own name?
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1248. It's the greatest heist
the world's ever seen.
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1249. One billion dollars inside trucks
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1250. on their way to charities
all over the city.
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1251. We need to cut off
Marmalade's communication
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1252. with his guinea pig army.
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1253. If there's no signal...
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1254. There's no heist.
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1255. We have to steal the meteorite.
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1256. That was very cute...
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1257. - All right.
- What we just did there.
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1258. Put on your big-girl pants.
We're gearin' up.
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1259. I wouldn't take that.
Those things rip your pants right off.
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1260. Try wearing clean underwear.
Just in case.
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1261. What...
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1262. You stole my car?
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1263. Respect.
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1264. Let's do this.
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1265. - No!
- What?
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1266. All our stuff?
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1267. - Oh, no.
- Where is everything?
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1268. - No, no, no!
- All our stuff.
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1269. - It's all gone!
- My disguise closet!
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1270. Where's my things?
Copy !req
1271. Wolf gave away all our loot!
Copy !req
1272. We stole it fair and square!
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1273. Now I understand what it feels like
to have things stolen from you.
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1274. I don't like it.
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1275. I really don't like it!
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1276. We got no food.
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1277. We got no money.
We got no money we could use to buy food.
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1278. No food we can sell for money.
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1279. We...
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1280. All right! Okay, okay.
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1281. Here, here. Take it.
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1282. Now, stop cryin', buddy.
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1283. Snake, what did you just do?
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1284. What? My friend was sad.
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1285. I was just cheerin' him up.
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1286. You...
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1287. You did a good thing. For me.
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1288. Don't be ridiculous.
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1289. I just put your needs before my own.
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1290. - Yeah. You're being good.
- I'm not.
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1291. I was simply making a sacrifice
so Shark could be happy.
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1292. That is the actual definition
of being good.
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1293. Snake!
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1294. You! The worst one of us!
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1295. - The most selfish.
- Spiteful.
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1296. - Terrible.
- Sneaky.
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1297. - Dishonest.
- Insensitive.
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1298. - Manipulative.
- Snake-like.
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1299. - Stanky.
- And your point is?
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1300. I think Wolf was right.
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1301. Maybe we could be
more than just scary villains.
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1302. What...
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1303. Is this... Is this wagging?
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1304. We're wagging!
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1305. No! No! No!
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1306. We'll always be bad guys!
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1307. Faster, faster, my little pigs.
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1308. No!
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1309. Once we steal the meteorite,
we take it straight to the police.
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1310. And all will be forgiven.
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1311. I don't know about all,
but it's a start.
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1312. That's strange.
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1313. Why would Marmalade
leave the Golden Dolphin unprotected?
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1314. Because maybe it's a trap.
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1315. - Or maybe...
- Wait, wait, wait!
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1316. Yeah, it was a trap.
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1317. Well, well, well.
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1318. If it isn't my prized pupil.
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1319. And you've brought along the governor.
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1320. Or should I say, the Crimson Paw?
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1321. What an ingenious way
to disguise the Zumpango diamond.
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1322. Hiding it in plain sight.
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1323. You gotta be kidding me.
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1324. What? I'm sentimental.
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1325. You always did have panache.
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1326. And yet,
you still fell right into my trap.
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1327. But how did you know
we'd even be here?
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1328. Oh, I got a little tip... from a friend.
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1329. Hey, buddy. How's it hangin'?
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1330. Snake.
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1331. What can I say? We just clicked.
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1332. Oh, yeah? How's it feel to be workin'
for your favorite food?
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1333. Ah, you're just jealous to be missin' out
on the heist of the century.
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1334. It's got everything.
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1335. Betrayal, a meteor, mind control.
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1336. Can I try it on?
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1337. - Of course, partner.
- Nice.
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1338. All the crime
with none of the exercise.
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1339. And what about all that
flower of goodness talk?
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1340. Was it all just a lie?
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1341. Pretty much, yeah.
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1342. You see,
I never cared about what's good.
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1343. Only what's good for me.
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1344. Like, say, a billion dollars.
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1345. I just got a tingle.
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1346. Go bad...
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1347. Or go home.
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1348. Cuddles! Finish them.
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1349. Poison gas?
Don't breathe it in.
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1350. Wait a second.
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1351. That's not poison gas.
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1352. Sorry!
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1353. Surprise!
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1354. What?
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1355. - Guys! I can't believe it's you.
- You were right, Wolfie.
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1356. - We felt the wag, man.
- And the tingle.
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1357. - It's good, right?
- Oh, yeah!
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1358. This is super moving,
but can we do this later?
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1359. Feels like I got
a rhythm section in my fin!
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1360. Come on!
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1361. Spinning blades!
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1362. Oh, yeah. Right.
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1363. Sorry. I got it.
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1364. Guys,
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1365. am I happy to see you!
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1366. Now it's time to huff and puff
and blow this little piggy's heist down.
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1367. Game over, guinea pig!
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1368. With this meteorite,
we will be able to commit crimes
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1369. people have only dreamed about.
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1370. Not bad for a butt rock.
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1371. Once again, it's not a...
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1372. Don't mind us, just robbin' this place.
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1373. No, no, no!
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1374. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
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1375. - Yeah!
- All right!
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1376. We did it!
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1377. Now, to get this thing to the chief
and clear your names.
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1378. Weird. Usually,
we drive away from the police.
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1379. Hey, chico, are you sure
we stopped the heist?
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1380. - Yeah.
- Relax.
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1381. Marmalade can't control them
if he doesn't have the meteorite.
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1382. So, who's drivin' those trucks?
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1383. The meteorite!
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1384. It's still transmitting.
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1385. The charity money.
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1386. Change of plan, guys.
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1387. Webs, is there some way to override
the truck's navigation system?
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1388. We'd need some kind of
magnetized cross-circuit interceptor.
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1389. You mean this?
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1390. She just keeps gettin' cooler!
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1391. Oh, yeah!
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1392. Oh, no.
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1393. We gotta split up.
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1394. Webs, you feel like a girls' trip?
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1395. Yes.
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1396. Later, boys.
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1397. - You're insured, right?
- Yeah, why?
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1398. That's... Hey!
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1399. That's my car!
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1400. It's ceviche, baby!
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1401. So long, suckers.
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1402. Whoop-bam!
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1403. Yeah!
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1404. Where'd you learn to do that?
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1405. Well, I'm, you know, kind of a natural.
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1406. Mostly YouTube.
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1407. - Nice work.
- Meet me at the police station.
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1408. Don't be late.
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1409. What do you say
we deliver this butt rock to the chief?
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1410. No, no, no!
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1411. That's my stolen money!
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1412. What good are you if you can't even
anticipate their next move?
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1413. - Oh, so, it's my fault?
- Yeah.
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1414. - Chief.
- This better be good.
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1415. Trust me.
You don't wanna miss this.
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1416. Look!
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1417. Well, butter my crumpets.
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1418. Can it be?
The Bad Guys are returning the meteorite?
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1419. Perhaps this is the feel-good story
we all need.
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1420. Yeah!
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1421. Do you guys think
they'll throw us a party?
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1422. Yeah. With fireworks,
piñatas and cake.
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1423. We can't do this without him.
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1424. He might be a Mr. Grumpypants.
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1425. But he's our Mr. Grumpypants.
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1426. Yeah.
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1427. Wolf!
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1428. I'm starting to see why
your friends dumped you.
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1429. I don't have any friends!
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1430. Snake! Snake!
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1431. Wolf?
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1432. Snake, come back!
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1433. We need you, baby!
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1434. And you need us!
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1435. Oh, there you go again,
making it personal.
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1436. I'll give you one last chance
to give me the meteorite.
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1437. Oh, yeah?
What you gonna do, Whiskers?
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1438. This.
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1439. What the...
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1440. - We've got adorable company.
- Floor it!
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1441. Maybe I shouldn't have called him
Whiskers.
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1442. When I woke up this morning,
this is not where I saw the day going.
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1443. Come on!
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1444. Hey, hey,
let's dial this down a notch, huh?
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1445. Besides, you'll never get him.
He's too good a driver.
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1446. You're right.
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1447. But now that I think of it,
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1448. maybe it would be better to exploit
his greatest weakness.
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1449. Exactly.
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1450. Wait.
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1451. No!
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1452. Hold on, hold it, hold it, hold it.
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1453. Okay, okay. You win.
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1454. You can have the space rock.
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1455. Good boy, Wolf.
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1456. Take the wheel.
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1457. Not so fast! Pull him up first.
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1458. Or I'll use this.
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1459. Oh, come, now.
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1460. Do it, or you'll lose the rock.
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1461. If you insist. Cuddles!
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1462. You want him?
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1463. He's yours.
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1464. Snake!
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1465. - No, no, no!
- Snake!
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1466. Oh, no!
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1467. Guys, I know it's crazy,
but we're gonna jump it.
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1468. Crazy? You finally speaking
my language, chico!
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1469. We're gonna make it!
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1470. You came back.
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1471. Snake,
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1472. I should've been honest with you.
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1473. I was afraid that if you knew
I wanted to be good, that you'd...
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1474. Act like a jerk
and never talk to you again?
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1475. Yeah.
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1476. Point is, I...
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1477. Yeah. I love you too, buddy.
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1478. This... This is so beautiful.
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1479. Do you know how beautiful this is,
you guys?
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1480. Now...
Now you gonna make me cry.
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1481. I know.
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1482. So pathetic, right?
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1483. Come on, guys.
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1484. Who said it was the end?
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1485. No! Cuddles!
We're losing altitude!
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1486. We're losing altitude! We're going down!
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1487. What happened?
Did we blow up?
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1488. Is this heaven?
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1489. - That is it.
- Hey!
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1490. There is absolutely no way
you're getting away this time.
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1491. Wait, Chief.
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1492. Governor Foxington?
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1493. Don't do this.
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1494. They didn't steal the meteorite.
They were bringing it back.
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1495. How could you know that?
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1496. Unless...
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1497. Unless you were conspiring
with a bunch of known criminals.
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1498. Well...
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1499. as a matter of fact,
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1500. it's time I came clean about something.
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1501. The truth is I'm really...
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1502. - Really...
- Really a big fan of redemption arcs.
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1503. Yeah, we know.
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1504. - We're done runnin' away.
- Yeah.
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1505. - Yeah.
- Yep.
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1506. Chief, do what you need to do.
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1507. What?
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1508. You're turning yourself in?
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1509. We might not have stolen the meteorite,
but we did steal a lot of other things.
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1510. It's time we took some responsibility.
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1511. Start a clean state.
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1512. Take us in, Chief.
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1513. Wow, really?
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1514. You finally did it.
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1515. This is your moment, Chief. Drink it in.
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1516. You know, I should give a speech.
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1517. Well, I should, shouldn't I?
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1518. When I was six years old,
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1519. I decided that
I wanted to play the piccolo,
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1520. only to find that my fingers
were just too powerful
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1521. for that fragile little instrument.
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1522. And that's when I discovered
law enforcement.
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1523. I'm proud of you, Wolf.
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1524. You know,
a fox and a wolf are not that different.
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1525. You got a good thing
goin' here, Governor.
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1526. So, it turns out the saga of the Bad Guys
has come to
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1527. a simple and totally satisfying
conclusion.
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1528. Though, I wonder,
what happened to the meteorite?
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1529. Cuddles! Faster, faster!
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1530. It's Professor Marmalade!
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1531. He's bringing the meteorite back!
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1532. Yes. Yes.
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1533. Bringing it back.
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1534. That's precisely what I am doing.
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1535. Look no further.
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1536. Your hero has arrived.
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1537. Professor, care to comment?
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1538. I tried to help them, Tiffany.
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1539. But in the end,
it's the same old story.
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1540. Bad guys, bad.
Good guys, good.
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1541. So true. So wise.
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1542. Furthermore, for the good of the city,
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1543. I have generously decided
to take the meteorite back
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1544. to my compound for safekeeping.
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1545. Is he seriously gonna get away with this?
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1546. Thank you.
Gosh, you're kind.
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1547. Give it up for me!
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1548. Wait a second.
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1549. This isn't the meteorite!
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1550. It's a lamp!
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1551. What?
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1552. Snake, what did you just do?
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1553. What? My friend was sad,
and I was just cheerin' him up.
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1554. I think Wolf was right.
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1555. Maybe we could be
more than just scary villains.
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1556. I'm bad, you're bad.
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1557. Let's be bad together.
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1558. You've got yourself a deal.
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1559. - Can I try it on?
- Of course, partner.
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1560. Don't mind us, just robbin' this place.
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1561. No, no, no!
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1562. But if that's a lamp, where is the...
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1563. The old switcheroo.
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1564. It's a butt.
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1565. Hold on.
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1566. This is the Zumpango diamond!
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1567. But this was stolen by the...
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1568. By the Crimson Paw!
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1569. Me? No, no, no.
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1570. OMG.
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1571. - And a shocking twist.
- You're making a huge mistake.
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1572. The notorious bandit
known as the Crimson Paw
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1573. has been revealed to be
none other than Professor Marmalade.
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1574. I'm not the Crimson Paw.
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1575. She's the Crimson Paw.
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1576. She's the Paw!
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1577. I'm a flower of goodness! No!
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1578. That's my reptile, right there.
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1579. - That's what I'm talkin' about.
- Yeah!
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1580. Come on, somebody had to
destroy that meteorite.
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1581. That thing was dangerous.
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1582. That was pretty good there, Snakey.
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1583. Good? It was genius.
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1584. Not only did I foil the pig,
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1585. I got you to admit
how much you care about me.
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1586. Sure, yeah.
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1587. I just wonder about one little thing.
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1588. Oh, yeah? What's that, Wolf?
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1589. Who do you think
put that one Push Pop in the fridge?
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1590. Wait.
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1591. You...
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1592. - No.
- I knew you were good.
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1593. No!
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1594. We good, baby.
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1595. - We good.
- Yeah!
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1596. Okay.
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1597. So, imagine it's your birthday.
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1598. - It is my birthday.
- Yeah, I know.
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1599. But we're walkin' along,
and you meet a genie.
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1600. - Okay. What's his name?
- What's the genie's name?
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1601. Yeah, I wanna know
who I'm talkin' to.
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1602. I don't know.
Genie, or Gene for short.
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1603. So he offers you three wishes.
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1604. Why three?
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1605. You know, industry standard.
Now, what do you wish for?
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1606. Good luck out there, guys.
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1607. I'm gonna go with nothin'.
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1608. Nothing?
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1609. Come on, it's your birthday.
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1610. All right!
But what do I need wishes for?
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1611. I got my freedom.
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1612. - Hey.
- Guys!
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1613. Lookin' good, hermanos!
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1614. I got my friends.
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1615. I've got the skin
of a reptile half my age.
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1616. I don't know about half your age,
but you look good.
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1617. Well,
that's because you just molted.
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1618. Yes, I did.
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1619. You smell good too.
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1620. I'm shiny, I'm gorgeous.
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1621. So, what do we do now?
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1622. - Steal a car?
- Piranha!
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1623. I was joking.
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1624. It was a joke!
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1625. You know, on second thought, Wolf,
maybe I'd wish for a ride.
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1626. Oh, yeah? Alakazam.
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1627. Nice.
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1628. Hey, guys.
Ready to get to work?
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1629. Hey!
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1630. Hey, you.
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1631. That's right, come here. A little closer.
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1632. I said, closer.
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1633. Now that we've had some time
to get acquainted,
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1634. not so scary now, are we?
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1635. Webs, hit it.
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