1. Your breakfast, Mr. Soliman.Copy !req
2. I don't care about cantaloupe!Copy !req
3. - Tastes like melon!
- It will never happen again,
I promise.Copy !req
4. - Yalla, habibi, come back!
- Just going to clean up.Copy !req
5. - I'll be very fast.
- I'm not done yelling at you!Copy !req
6. Unit two,
I've lost camera four.Copy !req
7. We need eyes
on the rooftop terrace.Copy !req
8. I'm in.
Okay, Mr. Shark, you're up.Copy !req
9. Nice work, rookie.Copy !req
10. - I'm on my way.
- Yasmin told meCopy !req
11. I need to be more attentive.
What?Copy !req
12. You are very attentive.Copy !req
13. I know.
That's what I told her.Copy !req
14. Yalla, did you get a haircut?Copy !req
15. I did.Copy !req
16. - Thank you for noticing.
- It's very nice.Copy !req
17. All clear on the roof.Copy !req
18. Copy that.Copy !req
19. Uh, that was me.Copy !req
20. - It-It's still Shark.
- Yeah, no.Copy !req
21. I got that. Thank you.Copy !req
22. All right,
Mr. Piranha, go crazy.Copy !req
23. Mr. Snake, that's your cue.Copy !req
24. Hope your timing's right, kid.Copy !req
25. Snake, be nice to the rookie.Copy !req
26. It's her first heist.Copy !req
27. I was being nice.
It's just how I sound.Copy !req
28. Welcome to the team.Copy !req
29. See?Copy !req
30. All right.Copy !req
31. We finished, uh,
with the banter?
Let's do this.Copy !req
32. Come on. Five.Copy !req
33. - Four.
- Three.Copy !req
34. - Two.
- One.Copy !req
35. It's showtime.Copy !req
36. Hello, Mr. Soliman.Copy !req
37. The Bad Guys!Copy !req
38. Remind me again:Copy !req
39. Why didn't you just
come through the front door?Copy !req
40. - Where's the fun in that?
- He loves an entrance.Copy !req
41. Stay back, you... you monsters!Copy !req
42. Monsters?Copy !req
43. Wow.Copy !req
44. - Did he just say "monsters"?
- He did.Copy !req
45. I wouldn't have done that.Copy !req
46. You like monsters?Copy !req
47. I'll show you a monster, pal.Copy !req
48. No, no, no, no, no, no.
P-Please.Copy !req
49. - Whoa.
- Okay, I see you.Copy !req
50. - Check this out.
- No, no.
No, no, please. Mr. Wolf.Copy !req
51. Oh, baby, where have you been
all my life?Copy !req
52. No! No!Copy !req
53. - No, no.
- Not bad. Not bad.Copy !req
54. This is... this is
a one-of-a-kind prototype.Copy !req
55. Shiny!Copy !req
56. Wait. We did all this
for a car?Copy !req
57. Listen, kid, the heist is never
really about the loot, okay?Copy !req
58. It's a power move, baby.Copy !req
59. Let's go.Copy !req
60. I-I have to say—
No, no. No, this—Copy !req
61. It's never been driven!Copy !req
62. Don't worry.Copy !req
63. We brought you
a little parting gift.Copy !req
64. We're classy like that.Copy !req
65. For me?Copy !req
66. Nice.Copy !req
67. Ooh, you say
the naughtiest things.Copy !req
68. No! No!Copy !req
69. You Bad Guys will never
get away with this!Copy !req
70. Go bad...Copy !req
71. Or go home.Copy !req
72. After them!Copy !req
73. Get out of the way!Copy !req
74. Hey, guys, watch this.Copy !req
75. Step on it!Copy !req
76. Do you always drive like this?Copy !req
77. Only when
it's strictly necessary.Copy !req
78. And it's always necessary.Copy !req
79. There! The bridge!
That's our exit!Copy !req
80. I gotcha.Copy !req
81. - Piranha, check our six.
- I got it.Copy !req
82. All clear, papo.Copy !req
83. It's the Bad Guys!Copy !req
84. Whoa.Copy !req
85. Uh-oh.Copy !req
86. Wolf, you got a secret plan,
or are we just dead?Copy !req
87. - I'll let you know in a minute.
- The ramp!Copy !req
88. - Yes?
- Punch it. I have an idea.Copy !req
89. Okay. New kid,
let's see what you got.Copy !req
90. - Rookie...
- Wha-bam!Copy !req
91. Yeah, baby!Copy !req
92. Welcome to the crew, kid.Copy !req
93. - Call me Webs.
- Ooh, punchy.Copy !req
94. Okay, okay.Copy !req
95. I am never driving another car
ever agai—Copy !req
96. Nice carbon footprint, jackass!Copy !req
97. Classy.Copy !req
98. Come on. Easy, now. Easy, easy.Copy !req
99. Come on, girl. You got this.Copy !req
100. Ugh.Copy !req
101. Oh, hey. Look who it is.Copy !req
102. Get over here.Copy !req
103. Where you been
keeping yourselves?Copy !req
104. Me?Copy !req
105. Oh, terrific.Copy !req
106. Fantastic.Copy !req
107. I mean,
not everyone believes it,Copy !req
108. but, uh,
the Bad Guys went good.Copy !req
109. I'll spare you the details,Copy !req
110. but in a nutshell,
we felt the wag of doing good.Copy !req
111. Made a couple of new friends...Copy !req
112. Diane?Copy !req
113. You're the Crimson Paw?Copy !req
114. We took down Marmalade,
a real bad guy.Copy !req
115. The Crimson Paw!Copy !req
116. Me? No, no, no.
She's the Crimson Paw.Copy !req
117. And surprised everyoneCopy !req
118. by turning ourselves in.Copy !req
119. Yeah, we had a pretty good run
as bad guys,Copy !req
120. but sometimes you got
to give up the thing you knowCopy !req
121. in order to find
something better.Copy !req
122. So here we are,
law-abiding citizensCopy !req
123. starting over
with a clean slate,Copy !req
124. and we cannot wait for society
to welcome us with open arms.Copy !req
125. And-and now you want to work,
uh, at-at a bank?Copy !req
126. Why not? Some of
my best memories are at banks.Copy !req
127. Uh, you robbed us three times.Copy !req
128. That was this bank?Copy !req
129. It says here that you saved the
city from an evil guinea pig,Copy !req
130. but aren't you
a notorious criminal?Copy !req
131. Yes. No.Copy !req
132. M-Maybe?Copy !req
133. Sor... Sorry, nerves.Copy !req
134. I-I mean, I-I can also do
a great tuna impression.Copy !req
135. It's like you're talking
to a tuna, right?Copy !req
136. Well, I'm proficient
in Unix, Linux, Windows, MacCopy !req
137. and fluent
in 87 coding languages,Copy !req
138. so, yeah, I'm qualified.Copy !req
139. I see.Copy !req
140. And, um, how do you explainCopy !req
141. this gap
in your employment history?Copy !req
142. Uh...Copy !req
143. My salary expectations?Copy !req
144. Wow. That's a good question.Copy !req
145. No one's ever given me money
on purpose before.Copy !req
146. "Great at Secret Santa"?Copy !req
147. Yeah. How does that...Copy !req
148. W-W-Wait. Don't tell me.Copy !req
149. Bath bomb. Lavender.Copy !req
150. And how would you react if you
saw a coworker doing somethingCopy !req
151. that violates company policy?Copy !req
152. Snitches get stitches
and sleep with the fishes.Copy !req
153. You know what? Can I act—Copy !req
154. Can I get another chance
at that one?Copy !req
155. I think we got
everything we need.Copy !req
156. - So great to meet you.
- Thanks for coming in.Copy !req
157. Uh, we're gonna...
we're gonna pass.Copy !req
158. Uh, look, Craig,
anyone who wants to changeCopy !req
159. needs to start somewhere, right?Copy !req
160. So I'm just asking
for a chance.Copy !req
161. Just a chance.Copy !req
162. Please?Copy !req
163. You know what, Mr. Wolf?Copy !req
164. I might— you know, I might,Copy !req
165. I might have
something here for you.Copy !req
166. I'm gonna give you a call.Copy !req
167. Gee. R-Really?Copy !req
168. Craig, that's great!Copy !req
169. Number's on my résumé there.Copy !req
170. - Okay. Uh...
- And this has been just great.Copy !req
171. - You can let go now.
- Sorry.Copy !req
172. I didn't mean to...Copy !req
173. I got a job!
This is fantastic, man.Copy !req
174. Oh, by the way, Craig,
uh, you know...Copy !req
175. Ah.Copy !req
176. Yeah. Got it.Copy !req
177. to a better future.Copy !req
178. In three weeks, my next-gen
MoonX rocket will blast offCopy !req
179. and deploy the Power Cell X3.Copy !req
180. That's right.Copy !req
181. Free wireless charging
from outer spaceCopy !req
182. directly to your phone.Copy !req
183. - You're welcome, world.
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
184. - Hey!
- Wolfie.Copy !req
185. Wolf! So you got the job?Copy !req
186. Well, I mean,
it's not a hundred percent,Copy !req
187. but he said,
he said he'd call me.Copy !req
188. Well, you did better
than Piranha.Copy !req
189. I thought I was supposed
to project confidence.Copy !req
190. Yeah, but why a tuna?Copy !req
191. What? Tunas are confident.Copy !req
192. What tuna do you know
that's not confident?Copy !req
193. All of them.Copy !req
194. - Tunas are confident.
- Right?Copy !req
195. Guys, come on.
Life's like a car chase.Copy !req
196. You know what I mean?
There's-there's gonna beCopy !req
197. bumps in the road, but
when has that ever stopped us?Copy !req
198. Never.Copy !req
199. It's just gonna take
a little time,Copy !req
200. but I promise you,
people will come around.Copy !req
201. Even if we get framed for the
Phantom Bandit's crime spree?Copy !req
202. That's awfully specific.Copy !req
203. Who's the Phantom, uh— Who?Copy !req
204. You haven't heard?
It's all over the news.Copy !req
205. There's a battle
of survival for the bil—Copy !req
206. The Phantom Bandit hit
three locations yesterday,Copy !req
207. stealing several
priceless artifacts.Copy !req
208. The Phantom is known
for being impossible to trace,Copy !req
209. but this time,
he left a calling card.Copy !req
210. Wait, hey, hey!
That's our move.Copy !req
211. Exactly.Copy !req
212. Commissioner, are the Bad Guys
back to a life of crime,Copy !req
213. or are they being framed?Copy !req
214. Just like your face
with those fabulous bangs!Copy !req
215. Thank you. I cut them myself.Copy !req
216. Look, I cannot comment
on an ongoing investigation,Copy !req
217. but let's just say:
once a con, always a con.Copy !req
218. - So it's the Bad Guys?
- I said no comment!Copy !req
219. - Come on.
- What?Copy !req
220. How are we supposed
to get a fresh startCopy !req
221. when we get blamed for
every bad thing that happens?Copy !req
222. Hey, guys.Copy !req
223. Isn't the sun
particularly radiant today?Copy !req
224. - What are you wearing?
- What are you drinking?Copy !req
225. Wheatgrass kombucha
with extra mossCopy !req
226. and two shots
of cold-pressed dandelion.Copy !req
227. Uh, I don't think you're
supposed to eat those things.Copy !req
228. Aw, you guys.Copy !req
229. I wish I could trade
lighthearted japesCopy !req
230. with you all night,
but I'm late for vinyasa.Copy !req
231. - Vinyasa?
- W-W-Wait. You're going out?Copy !req
232. But y-you just got back.Copy !req
233. You know how it is.Copy !req
234. You think I got this body
by sitting around, watching TV?Copy !req
235. - Okay, ew.
- Oh, and don't wait up for me.Copy !req
236. It's lucha night.Copy !req
237. Well, bye...!Copy !req
238. Guys, I think
the kombucha ate his brain.Copy !req
239. Hey, you know what?
As long as he's happy, right?Copy !req
240. - And you're not?
- I'd be happierCopy !req
241. if I could land
one of these jobs.Copy !req
242. First impressions
are hard to shake.Copy !req
243. Ooh, that was quick.Copy !req
244. I mean, when I first met you,Copy !req
245. I thought you were arrogant,
self-satisfied,Copy !req
246. dishonest...Copy !req
247. greedy, for sure.Copy !req
248. Oh, yeah?
What changed your mind?Copy !req
249. What do you mean?Copy !req
250. Ha ha ha. Very funny.Copy !req
251. Seriously, it's hardCopy !req
252. to stay positive
when we keep getting rejected.Copy !req
253. It makes you feel—
I don't know— hopeless.Copy !req
254. Mmm.Copy !req
255. I mean, going good was the
hardest thing that I ever did.Copy !req
256. And compared to you guys,
I had it easy.Copy !req
257. No one ever knew
I was the Crimson Paw.Copy !req
258. I'm sorry,
did you say you were theCopy !req
259. Crimson Paw?Copy !req
260. Sorry.Copy !req
261. I didn't quite catch that.Copy !req
262. Okay, you asked for it.Copy !req
263. You're about to discover
why they call meCopy !req
264. the Big Bad Wo—Copy !req
265. I think I got carried away.Copy !req
266. I don't think this is gonna
help my— with my interviews.Copy !req
267. I don't know.
I think it's cute.Copy !req
268. - Gives you character.
- Oh.Copy !req
269. Do I have a concussion, or is
the governor flirting with me?Copy !req
270. - Can't it be both?
- Hmm.Copy !req
271. - Uh, uh...
- Oh, uh...Copy !req
272. - Sorry, I shouldn't have...
- Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
273. I-I didn't really, um...Copy !req
274. Uh, yeah, 'cause
you're the governor,Copy !req
275. - and I'm, you know.
- An-an ex-con.Copy !req
276. - Yeah.
- I know.Copy !req
277. It's optics.Copy !req
278. - Totally.
- Let's just...Copy !req
279. - Yeah, let's keep it friendly.
- ... keep it friendly.Copy !req
280. - Medium friendly?
- Yeah.Copy !req
281. - Madam Governor.
- Oops.Copy !req
282. Madam Governor.Copy !req
283. Sorry to interrupt
you and your acquaintance...Copy !req
284. Finally, she remembers my name.Copy !req
285. but you've got the
children's hospital fundraiserCopy !req
286. in 20 minutes.Copy !req
287. - I'll be right there, Maureen.
- Oh, good. Thank you.Copy !req
288. Another fundraiser?Copy !req
289. Oof, look at you.Copy !req
290. Same time next week?Copy !req
291. My calendar's wide open.Copy !req
292. Hey.Copy !req
293. I know it's tough,
but you can't lose hope, okay?Copy !req
294. People do want to trust you.Copy !req
295. You just have to give them
a reason.Copy !req
296. Promise?Copy !req
297. Governor's word.Copy !req
298. But until then, I would work
on that right hook.Copy !req
299. It feels a little like I'm
getting kissed by a butterfly.Copy !req
300. Catch you later, tough guy.Copy !req
301. I was holding back.Copy !req
302. Huh.Copy !req
303. "Give them a reason."Copy !req
304. No!Copy !req
305. I said no comment!Copy !req
306. I want answers.Copy !req
307. Get me security footage,
scour the phone logs,Copy !req
308. and where's my coffee?Copy !req
309. - Uh, Commissioner?
- Not now!Copy !req
310. - But you have a visitor.
- They can wait.Copy !req
311. Uh, but he's, uh...Copy !req
312. Hey-hey, Chief!Copy !req
313. Can I just say:Copy !req
314. love the bangs.Copy !req
315. First off,
it's "Commissioner" now.Copy !req
316. And second...Copy !req
317. Ooh, nice.
What's the difference?Copy !req
318. Well, the chief is the top
uniformed officer, whereas—Copy !req
319. Why am I explaining this
to you?Copy !req
320. Did you touch my board?Copy !req
321. - My board. My beautiful board.
- Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
322. I thought I heard it say,
"Solve me."Copy !req
323. - Wolf.
- Listen.Copy !req
324. I think we're both having
an optics problem.Copy !req
325. You need to show the worldCopy !req
326. you've got this investigation
under control,Copy !req
327. and we need
to show the world we're good.Copy !req
328. If I help you catch the Bandit,
it's a win-win.Copy !req
329. I'm calling the governor.Copy !req
330. Go ahead.
It was basically her idea.Copy !req
331. Look at this.Copy !req
332. Each of the robberies occurred
within a three-minute window.Copy !req
333. - So?
- Three minutes is the loop rateCopy !req
334. of most standard
security consoles,Copy !req
335. which means whoever did this...Copy !req
336. Patched into security
from the inside.Copy !req
337. Bingo.Copy !req
338. Fine.Copy !req
339. Let's say they did.
How would we even trace that?Copy !req
340. We'd need some kind of
high-tech computer expert.Copy !req
341. They'd have had to clone the IP
address and redirect the feedCopy !req
342. to a four gigahertz
dummy console, duh.Copy !req
343. Huh?Copy !req
344. Your Bandit is cleverCopy !req
345. but not as clever
as he thinks he is.Copy !req
346. However, he'd still need
an inside man.Copy !req
347. Hmm.Copy !req
348. Hey.Copy !req
349. Hold this.Copy !req
350. Hmm.Copy !req
351. There!Copy !req
352. But that's just the janitor.Copy !req
353. Perhaps to the untrained eye,Copy !req
354. but if he's really
just the janitor,Copy !req
355. why is he pushing around
an empty bucket?Copy !req
356. Hmm?Copy !req
357. So the real question is:
How did he get in?Copy !req
358. I'd come this way, jam the fan,Copy !req
359. pop the grate,
and bam, you're in.Copy !req
360. Ooh, ugh.Copy !req
361. Why is there pickles in this?Copy !req
362. Because that's my lunch.Copy !req
363. Who said
you could eat my lunch?Copy !req
364. Well, he said there was lunch.Copy !req
365. Chief, come on. Let's focus.Copy !req
366. So we know when
and we know how.Copy !req
367. The real question is why.Copy !req
368. Well, why don't you call
some more peopleCopy !req
369. to barge in and help?Copy !req
370. Ooh!Copy !req
371. Welcome, friend,Copy !req
372. to Mr. Snake's voicemail.Copy !req
373. Today's advice for the soul:Copy !req
374. We must stop concentrating
on our differencesCopy !req
375. and look for
what we have in common.Copy !req
376. - Namaste.
- Ugh.Copy !req
377. Bye...!Copy !req
378. Is he possessed?Copy !req
379. Ugh, don't even get me started.Copy !req
380. I mean, one day he's going
to yoga, he's doing pottery.Copy !req
381. I mean, who does pottery,
the cast of Ghost?Copy !req
382. Guys, guys, guys, guys.
Hold on.Copy !req
383. - Huh?
- What'd he say again?Copy !req
384. "Look for what we have
in common."Copy !req
385. Look. It's not about
the artifacts.Copy !req
386. It's about
what they have in common.Copy !req
387. They're all made from a rare
metal called MacGuffinite.Copy !req
388. Of course.Copy !req
389. Uh, MacGuff-a-what, now?Copy !req
390. Um, sounds kind of made-up.Copy !req
391. So does the word "gold"
if you didn't know it was real.Copy !req
392. Say "gold."Copy !req
393. - Gold. Gold.
- Gold. Gold.Copy !req
394. - Gold.
- Gold.Copy !req
395. That does sound made-up.Copy !req
396. Oh, now I can't stop thinking
how it sounds weird. Gold.Copy !req
397. So now that we know
what the Bandit is after...Copy !req
398. We can figure out
where he's gonna strike next!Copy !req
399. There you go.
That's the chief I know.Copy !req
400. Mmm. You grinding
your own beans these days?Copy !req
401. It's "Commissioner."Copy !req
402. Now get out of my office.Copy !req
403. Yeah!Copy !req
404. Next thing you know,
we're on TV getting medals.Copy !req
405. Naming streets after us.Copy !req
406. Piranha Street, baby.Copy !req
407. Hey, listen to this.Copy !req
408. Translated into English,
the word "MacGuffinite" meansCopy !req
409. "a small MacGuffin." Cute.Copy !req
410. Okay. Not super helpful,
but, uh, what else you got?Copy !req
411. The most famous
MacGuffinite object isCopy !req
412. the Belt of Guatelamango.Copy !req
413. Did you say
the Belt of Guatelamango?Copy !req
414. - You heard of that?
- Heard of it?Copy !req
415. It's the championship trophyCopy !req
416. for the Lords of Lucha
tournament.Copy !req
417. Uh-oh.Copy !req
418. Wait, isn't that
where Snake is going tonight?Copy !req
419. That's right.Copy !req
420. Can you imagine him
at a wrestling match?Copy !req
421. - He hates crowds.
- And loud music.Copy !req
422. And flamboyant costumes.Copy !req
423. And things
that make life worthwhile.Copy !req
424. Oh, no.Copy !req
425. Ow!Copy !req
426. It's Snake!Copy !req
427. It's all right here.Copy !req
428. Happy hour. Pottery. Yoga.Copy !req
429. All the same times
as the Bandit's robberies.Copy !req
430. He's been lying to us
this whole time.Copy !req
431. Ooh, he's such a little snake.Copy !req
432. - That's why he's so happy.
- Oh.Copy !req
433. Vinyasa, my butt.Copy !req
434. If he gets caught,
he's going back to prison.Copy !req
435. We got to find him before
Police Chief cracks the case.Copy !req
436. Uh-oh.Copy !req
437. Hello?Copy !req
438. Guess who has two thumbs, bangs
and cracked the case?Copy !req
439. - This gal!
- Oh, really?Copy !req
440. It's going down tonightCopy !req
441. at the Lords of Lucha
tournament.Copy !req
442. I am gonna catch
that Bandit red-handed.Copy !req
443. I got to say, well done, Wolf.Copy !req
444. Well done.
You have exceeded my...Copy !req
445. - Bro, that was our only phone!
- What the thorax?Copy !req
446. I don't know. I panicked!Copy !req
447. Guys, there's only
one play here:Copy !req
448. find our friend and...Copy !req
449. Tear him apart limb by limbCopy !req
450. until all he can remember
is pain!Copy !req
451. Wow, okay.
I was gonna say save him,Copy !req
452. but, sure, if there's time,
we can do the limb thing.Copy !req
453. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
454. put your hands togetherCopy !req
455. for the current
reigning world champion,Copy !req
456. Handsome Jorge!Copy !req
457. Ha ha! Yes!Copy !req
458. Face of an angel.
Punch of el diablo.Copy !req
459. Ha! Ha!Copy !req
460. Snake!Copy !req
461. I'm gonna kill you!Copy !req
462. Wow.Copy !req
463. And Mama said
I'd never get to heaven.Copy !req
464. Look at me now, Mama!Copy !req
465. I'm gonna need
a lot of mustard.Copy !req
466. Piranha, check it out.Copy !req
467. One in your size
and one in my size!Copy !req
468. Guys, we can shop later.Copy !req
469. Right now, we need to find
Snake. Let's go. Come on.Copy !req
470. Ooh. Right, right, right,
right, right.Copy !req
471. - It's just so much!
- Now, listen.Copy !req
472. He could be anywhere.Copy !req
473. Webs, search the upper deck.
I'll look ringside.Copy !req
474. - You two...
- Guys!Copy !req
475. I can't believe
you came all this wayCopy !req
476. just to see me
arrest the Band—Copy !req
477. - What? What was that?
- I don't know.Copy !req
478. I panicked, okay?
I'm a panicker.Copy !req
479. Okay, no more panicking.Copy !req
480. Webs, search the upper deck.
You two, backstage.Copy !req
481. Remember, we're dealing
with a master of deceptionCopy !req
482. who can move like water
and vanish like smoke.Copy !req
483. - He could be anywhere...
- There he is.Copy !req
484. - Snake!
- Huh?Copy !req
485. We know everything!Copy !req
486. What? How did you find out?Copy !req
487. Ow!Copy !req
488. Snakey Cakes?Copy !req
489. Huh?Copy !req
490. Uh...Copy !req
491. If I knew you were
expecting friends,Copy !req
492. I would've gotten more nachos.Copy !req
493. Because, well, I know
you don't like to share.Copy !req
494. That's true.Copy !req
495. - Unless it's kisses.
- Mmm.Copy !req
496. Then he likes to share,Copy !req
497. - don't you, Snakey Wakey?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
498. Guys, this is Susan.Copy !req
499. Hey.Copy !req
500. Is she your hostage?Copy !req
501. No!Copy !req
502. She's my girlfriend.Copy !req
503. She called him Snakey Cakes!Copy !req
504. Huh. So these
are the roommates.Copy !req
505. Roommates?Copy !req
506. Did you say "roommates"?Copy !req
507. Hey, I'm pulling
your whiskers, Whiskers.Copy !req
508. Snakey here told me
all about you guys.Copy !req
509. Wait, wait. I'm-I'm just
trying to do the math here.Copy !req
510. You're with Snake on purpose?Copy !req
511. Well, you talk pretty tough
for a mango with teeth.Copy !req
512. What? Is that
what I look like?Copy !req
513. Ooh, she is spicy. I like it.Copy !req
514. Insult me next.Copy !req
515. Are you ready to dance?Copy !req
516. Another victory
for Handsome Jorge!Copy !req
517. Jorge! Jorge!Copy !req
518. No one can defeat
my handsomeness.Copy !req
519. And now bring downCopy !req
520. the Belt of Guatelamango!Copy !req
521. Oh, my gosh! It's the belt!Copy !req
522. Give me the belt!
Give me that belt! I love it!Copy !req
523. Wait a minute. Fans...Copy !req
524. Can it be?Copy !req
525. Yes! It looks like
we have a new challenger!Copy !req
526. Someone has
a death wish big enoughCopy !req
527. to take on Handsome Jorge!Copy !req
528. Jorge! Jorge!Copy !req
529. Jorge! Jorge! Jorge!Copy !req
530. Of course.Copy !req
531. What better way to steal
the belt than to win it?Copy !req
532. That's the Phantom Bandit!Copy !req
533. Ha ha.
So, you want that belt, huh?Copy !req
534. We got to expose him.Copy !req
535. How are we supposed to do that?Copy !req
536. We improvise.Copy !req
537. Well, come and get it, pig—Copy !req
538. Wow!Copy !req
539. He means business!Copy !req
540. Yeah!Copy !req
541. C-C-Can we talk about this?Copy !req
542. This is wrestling at its best!Copy !req
543. Not the face.Copy !req
544. I didn't really think
that through.Copy !req
545. Uh-oh.Copy !req
546. Huh?Copy !req
547. Whoo.Copy !req
548. You ever been deboned
by a chicken?Copy !req
549. Who's ready for some violence?Copy !req
550. - " playing]
- Violence!Copy !req
551. Violence! Yes!Copy !req
552. Guys, go for the mask.Copy !req
553. Spider!Copy !req
554. Now the mask. Go for the mask!Copy !req
555. Snake attack!Copy !req
556. Whoa, wait! Whoa, whoa! Ow!Copy !req
557. Great.Copy !req
558. All together now!Copy !req
559. Ladies and gentlemen,
this is no luchador.Copy !req
560. It's the Phantom Bandit.Copy !req
561. She came here to steal
the... the...Copy !req
562. belt?Copy !req
563. Good luck getting
out of this one, Bad Guys.Copy !req
564. Huh?Copy !req
565. - What?
- Huh?Copy !req
566. Uh-oh.Copy !req
567. - It's the Bad Guys!
- They're stealing the belt!Copy !req
568. Let's get them!Copy !req
569. Run!Copy !req
570. - Piranha, will you
take off the belt?
- I can't get it off!Copy !req
571. - Take off the belt!
- I can't get it off!Copy !req
572. My belt! My belt! Get 'em!Copy !req
573. Chief.Copy !req
574. Chief, it's not
what it looks like!Copy !req
575. I... I trusted you.Copy !req
576. People! We've got a code 12!Copy !req
577. Bad Guys are the bandits!
Mobilize!Copy !req
578. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
579. Uh-oh.Copy !req
580. - What do we do now?
- Wolf!Copy !req
581. Get in!Copy !req
582. You heard the bird. Get in!Copy !req
583. Go, go!Copy !req
584. Wow, that was close.Copy !req
585. Stop this truck now!Copy !req
586. Hold on, folks!Copy !req
587. Wolf!Copy !req
588. Sorry.Copy !req
589. Isn't she great?Copy !req
590. Bad Guys.Copy !req
591. I'm getting too old for this.Copy !req
592. All units. All units.Copy !req
593. Suspects are headed east
in a hot dog truck.Copy !req
594. Can you be more specific?Copy !req
595. Um, it looks to be all beef,
possibly chorizo.Copy !req
596. I need birds in the sky,
roadblocks every five miles.Copy !req
597. I want eyes on every motel,
greasy spoon,Copy !req
598. gas station, bus station,
cattle station, mole hole,Copy !req
599. vole hole and watering hole
within 80 miles.Copy !req
600. Let's go!Copy !req
601. Now it's personal.Copy !req
602. They fell for it.
Just like you planned, boss.Copy !req
603. Good. Let's go.Copy !req
604. Well, that went sideways.Copy !req
605. Susan, you were amazing.Copy !req
606. Where'd you learn
to drive like that?Copy !req
607. I used to deliver pizzas.Copy !req
608. Got canned for being too fast.Copy !req
609. Cool.Copy !req
610. - Your breath stinks.
- What?Copy !req
611. What do you brush
your teeth with, sardines?Copy !req
612. That's a burn.Copy !req
613. I don't brush my teeth
with anything.Copy !req
614. Shocking. Uh...Copy !req
615. That's kind of bad.Copy !req
616. I'm surprised
you hang out with me.Copy !req
617. - How about a mint?
- Ooh. That's clutch.Copy !req
618. - Yes, please.
- I'll take two.Copy !req
619. Uh, what about you, Wolf? Mint?Copy !req
620. I'm good. Thanks.Copy !req
621. So, how'd you guys meet anyway?Copy !req
622. Spill it. Spill it.Copy !req
623. - Okay, well, uh...
- Well...Copy !req
624. - You tell it.
- No, no, no,
you tell it better.Copy !req
625. Yeah, but you do
all the voices.Copy !req
626. And, like,
you're so good at it.Copy !req
627. Can somebody tell it?Copy !req
628. Okay, okay.Copy !req
629. It's a funny story.Copy !req
630. Hey, kid.Copy !req
631. Are you gonna eat that?Copy !req
632. What?Copy !req
633. Hey.Copy !req
634. Um...Copy !req
635. Mix-up.Copy !req
636. Why is she in his mouth?Copy !req
637. Anyway, that's how we met.Copy !req
638. But-but that's nothing
compared to our first dateCopy !req
639. - when we were...
- Ew, no! -Stop!Copy !req
640. All right,
all right, all right.Copy !req
641. Got it.Copy !req
642. Love triumphs over all,
and that's great.Copy !req
643. But right now,
we need to focus on the factCopy !req
644. that every cop
in the state thinks
we're the Phantom Bandit.Copy !req
645. Hmm.Copy !req
646. Not much of a romantic,
are you?Copy !req
647. Don't mind him, Sugar Beak.
He's a little touchy.Copy !req
648. Uh, he's been friend-zoned
by the governor.Copy !req
649. I have not been
friend-zoned by the...Copy !req
650. I need a phone.Copy !req
651. Madam Governor. Madam Governor.Copy !req
652. How soon are the Bad Guys
going back to prison?Copy !req
653. Please, let's not jump
to conclusionsCopy !req
654. before we have all the facts.Copy !req
655. Thank you. That's all quest—Copy !req
656. That's all the questions
for now.Copy !req
657. All right, Diane.Copy !req
658. It's time to implement
damage control.Copy !req
659. I'm gonna tell the press
there's no more questionsCopy !req
660. - for now, and if they have...
- Hang on, Maureen.Copy !req
661. Aunt Linda!Copy !req
662. What a pleasant surprise.Copy !req
663. Wolf, what were you thinking?Copy !req
664. Diane, listen.Copy !req
665. We hit a little bit of trouble.Copy !req
666. Oh. Which part?Copy !req
667. Assaulting
the police commissionerCopy !req
668. or stealing a priceless belt
in front of thousands
of people?Copy !req
669. It's-it's not
what it looks like.Copy !req
670. Someone's setting us up.
You got to believe me.Copy !req
671. Of course I believe you.Copy !req
672. Well, you might be
the only one.Copy !req
673. Listen, we could really use
your help right now.Copy !req
674. Wolf, I can't
call off the cops.Copy !req
675. There's too much heat on you.Copy !req
676. I know. I know. I know. I know.Copy !req
677. If you could just give me
something to work with,Copy !req
678. a-a clue, a starting place, something.Copy !req
679. All I know is,
it-it's got something to doCopy !req
680. with that MacGuffinite thing.Copy !req
681. - MacGuffinite? Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
682. It's what the Bandit's
been after the whole time.Copy !req
683. I hate to drag you into this,
but it's our only lead.Copy !req
684. Can you look into it?Copy !req
685. Yeah, I know exactly
who to ask.Copy !req
686. - You do?
- Listen to me.Copy !req
687. I need you to lay low until
I get to the bottom of this.Copy !req
688. In the meantime,
don't trust anyone.Copy !req
689. - And, Wolf...
- Yeah?Copy !req
690. We'll get through this, okay?Copy !req
691. I hope so.Copy !req
692. Hey. I owe you one.Copy !req
693. What are medium friends
for, huh?Copy !req
694. Yeah.Copy !req
695. Maureen?Copy !req
696. - Yes, ma'am?
- Cancel my appointments.Copy !req
697. You got it, ma'am.Copy !req
698. I've got to catch up
with an old friend.Copy !req
699. Good news, gang.Copy !req
700. Diane's gonna help us
clear our names.Copy !req
701. All we got to do is
lay low and...Copy !req
702. You.Copy !req
703. You should've taken
the mint, Whiskers.Copy !req
704. Hey! Hey.Copy !req
705. Hiya, boss.Copy !req
706. Yeah, the chickens
are in the broiler.Copy !req
707. Repeat, the chickens
are in the broiler.Copy !req
708. What? Where... where are we?Copy !req
709. What's happening?Copy !req
710. Once upon a time,
there was a big, bad wolf.Copy !req
711. Ooh, love that guy.Copy !req
712. What a character.Copy !req
713. He's the one
who challenges the status quo,Copy !req
714. who takes the big chance.Copy !req
715. Without him, shoot, I don't
even think we have a story.Copy !req
716. And they call him the villain.Copy !req
717. Hmm. Kind of backwards,
don't you think?Copy !req
718. Do I know you?Copy !req
719. They call me
the Phantom Bandit.Copy !req
720. Nice ring to it, I guess.Copy !req
721. But you can call me Kitty Kat.Copy !req
722. I think you met my girls.Copy !req
723. - Hello!
- Holy shrimp.Copy !req
724. I'm Pigtail.Copy !req
725. It was great honor
to kick the butts of my heroes.Copy !req
726. The butts were even greater
than my dreams.Copy !req
727. She's a huge fan.Copy !req
728. Big crime nerd.Copy !req
729. Thanks.Copy !req
730. I think.Copy !req
731. Oh, hey, Susan!Copy !req
732. Actually...Copy !req
733. Hey!Copy !req
734. - It's Doom.
- Uh...Copy !req
735. Susan is an alias.Copy !req
736. - You lied to me.
- That's all right, papito.Copy !req
737. - Played me.
- Not cool, man.Copy !req
738. - Betrayed me.
- Hey. Hey, listen.Copy !req
739. - It's just business.
- You're...Copy !req
740. - Shady.
- You're...Copy !req
741. Shady.Copy !req
742. Let it out, buddy.Copy !req
743. You're the perfect woman!Copy !req
744. She out-snaked a snake!Copy !req
745. If that's not
true love, well...Copy !req
746. well, then I don't know
what true love is.Copy !req
747. Snake...Copy !req
748. Okay. Kitty, y-you mind telling
us what we're doing here?Copy !req
749. Cutting to the chase.
I like it.Copy !req
750. We're planning something big.Copy !req
751. Only problem: It's too big
for the three of us.Copy !req
752. You need work.
We need extra hands.Copy !req
753. Professionals, you know?
With a specific set of skills.Copy !req
754. One last job.Copy !req
755. Whatcha say?Copy !req
756. What do we say?Copy !req
757. No, uh, is the short answer.Copy !req
758. But, well, we're flattered.Copy !req
759. But, uh, the thing is,
you know...Copy !req
760. - We're good now.
- Yeah.Copy !req
761. We don't steal stuff anymore.Copy !req
762. Yeah, so if you can just,
you know, untie us,Copy !req
763. and, uh,
we'll let ourselves out.Copy !req
764. And we can just call it
a noche, okay?Copy !req
765. You know what?Copy !req
766. I love the red ones.Copy !req
767. Is it cherry?Copy !req
768. Is it strawberry?
I'm not really sure.Copy !req
769. I can never tell.Copy !req
770. It's kind of like people,
you know?Copy !req
771. You think they're one thing,Copy !req
772. but it turns out they're
something else entirely.Copy !req
773. Diane.Copy !req
774. She knows.Copy !req
775. Can you imagine
if this got out?Copy !req
776. The governor's secret past
as the Crimson Paw?Copy !req
777. Whew. Talk about a scandal.Copy !req
778. She will be
in the hot bubble water.Copy !req
779. So...Copy !req
780. Let me rephrase the question.Copy !req
781. Play along,
and Diane's secret is safe.Copy !req
782. Or don't, and you, Diane,
the good life,Copy !req
783. it all comes crashing down.Copy !req
784. What'll it be?Copy !req
785. All right, hot sauce.
What's the job?Copy !req
786. That's the job.Copy !req
787. Whoa.Copy !req
788. Wow.Copy !req
789. That's the MoonX rocket.Copy !req
790. Seriously?Copy !req
791. You better believe it, girl.Copy !req
792. Why steal a car when you can
steal a big, jumbo rocket ship?Copy !req
793. I think she's serious.Copy !req
794. Why would you want
to steal a rocket?Copy !req
795. A heist is never
just about the loot.Copy !req
796. Isn't that right, Wolf?Copy !req
797. - It's a power move.
- Exactly.Copy !req
798. You get it.Copy !req
799. He gets it.Copy !req
800. All right, now, come on.
We got work to do.Copy !req
801. And after that,
we're square, right?Copy !req
802. You're gonna give us the video?Copy !req
803. Thieves' honor.Copy !req
804. This is gonna be gnarly.Copy !req
805. In the good way.Copy !req
806. Come on, y'all.
We're going on a heist.Copy !req
807. So, are we bad again, or...?Copy !req
808. You got to hand it to them.Copy !req
809. They thought of
almost everything.Copy !req
810. Almost? Oh, you got an angle.Copy !req
811. I've always got an angle.Copy !req
812. One last job, and after that,Copy !req
813. Little Miss Lollipop's
gonna regret she ever met us.Copy !req
814. Madam Governor?Copy !req
815. Take me to his cell.Copy !req
816. Well, well, well.Copy !req
817. Hello, Diane.Copy !req
818. Marmalade.Copy !req
819. Of all the super
maximum prisons
in all the world,Copy !req
820. you had to walk into mine.Copy !req
821. Oh, my.Copy !req
822. You look like a balloon animal.Copy !req
823. I know, right?Copy !req
824. Today was arm day.Copy !req
825. That's why I'm looking
extra swole.Copy !req
826. So, to what do I owe the visit?Copy !req
827. I wonder if it has
anything to do withCopy !req
828. your mangy protégés fleeing
the scene of a crime.Copy !req
829. How do you know about that?Copy !req
830. It's my job to know.Copy !req
831. I'm the editor in chief
of the Crazy Max Chronicle.Copy !req
832. I also do yearbook, and I'm
captain of the pickleball team.Copy !req
833. To be honest, I'm kind of
crushing it in here.Copy !req
834. All right, well, good for you.Copy !req
835. But what do you know
about MacGuffinite?Copy !req
836. Oh.Copy !req
837. MacGuffinium Fictitium.Copy !req
838. Fascinating metal.Copy !req
839. With one extremely
unique property.Copy !req
840. And that is?Copy !req
841. Well, I'm not
just gonna tell you, am I?Copy !req
842. Did you forget?Copy !req
843. I'm sitting in prison
for your crimes.Copy !req
844. So what's in it for me?Copy !req
845. I am not giving you a pardon.Copy !req
846. A pardon?Copy !req
847. In the middle
of pickleball season?Copy !req
848. No. I have a better idea.Copy !req
849. How would you like
to play a game?Copy !req
850. What sort of sick game
do you want me to...Copy !req
851. Backstabbing governors first.Copy !req
852. Oh, goody.Copy !req
853. All right, everyone, listen up.Copy !req
854. Each of you has
a specific part to play.Copy !req
855. Safecracking gear!Copy !req
856. Disguises!Copy !req
857. Welcome, Ms. Tarantula.Copy !req
858. Whoa, that is
some serious tech.Copy !req
859. Uh, I think
I got the wrong bag.Copy !req
860. Yeah, this doesn't seem like
proper attireCopy !req
861. to infiltrate a launch site.Copy !req
862. Oh, no.Copy !req
863. We're not going
to the launch site.Copy !req
864. We found a way to circumvent
every level of securityCopy !req
865. leading to the rocket,Copy !req
866. and it's right there
on Mr. Moon's wrist.Copy !req
867. Watch controls everything,Copy !req
868. from front gate
to mission controlCopy !req
869. to blastoff.Copy !req
870. Steal the watch,
steal the rocket.Copy !req
871. Only problem?
He never takes it off.Copy !req
872. Lucky we have
world-famous pickpocket.Copy !req
873. And we think
there's a window.Copy !req
874. "Jeremiah Moon invites you
to his exclusive,Copy !req
875. state-of-the-art wedding."Copy !req
876. Are you serious?
We're gonna crash the wedding?Copy !req
877. Oh, I love weddings!Copy !req
878. I mean, you know—
I li—Copy !req
879. I mean, I like them.
They're fine. I don't care.Copy !req
880. Whatever. No one cares.Copy !req
881. Um... here's how it's gonna go.Copy !req
882. This is a highly
exclusive event,Copy !req
883. and it's got protection
to match.Copy !req
884. So, we'll have to get creative.Copy !req
885. I'm a little rusty,
but I promiseCopy !req
886. to play you respectfully.Copy !req
887. Mamma mia!Copy !req
888. Where's-a my flowers?Copy !req
889. Prego! Cappuccino!
Extra grande!Copy !req
890. Tutti frutti! Limoncello!Copy !req
891. Oh, the veil? It's vintage.Copy !req
892. A princess wore it.Copy !req
893. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
894. Jeremiah! Oh, there you are.Copy !req
895. Moon wears a pair ofCopy !req
896. AR-enhancement glasses
that identifyCopy !req
897. the people worth talking to.Copy !req
898. And the people who aren't.Copy !req
899. But-but I'm his aunt!Copy !req
900. Those who make the grade earnCopy !req
901. - a 60-second one-on-one
with Mr. Moon.
- Jeremiah.Copy !req
902. That's our window.Copy !req
903. Our only window.Copy !req
904. Once the ceremony begins,Copy !req
905. it's over.Copy !req
906. All right, everyone.
I got eyes.Copy !req
907. Piranha, you're a go.Copy !req
908. - Hey, Clarence.
- Huh?Copy !req
909. Something doesn't look right
in this trunk.Copy !req
910. Oh? What is it?
L-L-Let's see here.Copy !req
911. Oh, it's there.
It's there. Way in the back.Copy !req
912. Uh, I don't see anything.
- Yeah. No, no, no.Copy !req
913. I think if you put
your head in there.Copy !req
914. Oh, Clarence.Copy !req
915. All clear here.Copy !req
916. Titanium triple spring release.Copy !req
917. I've missed you, my old friend.Copy !req
918. You're sure you still got this,
Snakey Cakes?Copy !req
919. Please.Copy !req
920. Lock picking is like a romance.Copy !req
921. You got to start
gentle, playful,Copy !req
922. work your way into
its little cold heart,Copy !req
923. until all those defenses
melt away.Copy !req
924. Oh. Sounds kind of fun.Copy !req
925. Are we still talking
about the lock?Copy !req
926. Huh?Copy !req
927. A power outage?Copy !req
928. Hello.
Extremely quick electrician.Copy !req
929. Did someone call
for an electrician?Copy !req
930. Yes, sir. That was me.Copy !req
931. - She's all clear.
- Oops.Copy !req
932. Don't worry. I fix and be out
of your lip hair in no time.Copy !req
933. All right, girls. Have fun.Copy !req
934. Name's Webs.
I'll be your hacker today.Copy !req
935. Mr. Wolf, that's your cue.Copy !req
936. Don't spend
it all in one place, you hear?Copy !req
937. That's my job.Copy !req
938. Hey. Afternoon. Howdy, ma'am.Copy !req
939. Eyes up, cowboy.Copy !req
940. Your target's
at twelve o'clock.Copy !req
941. That's our man.Copy !req
942. What are you doing?
Get in line.Copy !req
943. Buck Wolford doesn't do lines.Copy !req
944. Webs, how's my cover ID?Copy !req
945. - Hang tight, Wolfie.
Just a couple more firewalls.
- Great.Copy !req
946. Relax, Kitty, I got this.Copy !req
947. - Wolf?
- Hey, excuse me.Copy !req
948. - Mr. Moon, sir.
- Hey.Copy !req
949. Come on. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
950. - Wolf!
- Bypass and boom!Copy !req
951. Careful, careful.Copy !req
952. Let's show our wealthy
and influential friendCopy !req
953. - a little respect.
- I thank you kindly.Copy !req
954. You still got it.Copy !req
955. Now this is it.Copy !req
956. Swap the watch for the dummy.Copy !req
957. Well, at least somebody's
civilized around here.Copy !req
958. My name's Buck Wolford.
Big Bad Oil.Copy !req
959. But I'm sure you heard of me.
I am just so...Copy !req
960. Need a hand?Copy !req
961. Last I checked,
you didn't have any.Copy !req
962. You never minded before.Copy !req
963. Ow!Copy !req
964. - Is she okay?
- Whoops.Copy !req
965. Oh, boy.Copy !req
966. Unless I'm mistaken,
rockets do need oil.Copy !req
967. How'd you feel aboutCopy !req
968. a strategic partnership,
Mr. Moon?Copy !req
969. You're coming to me
with a business proposalCopy !req
970. right before my wedding?Copy !req
971. You're a real operator,
Mr. Wolford.Copy !req
972. You don't know the half of it.Copy !req
973. Who authorized you
to make eye contact?Copy !req
974. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
975. Mr. Wolford?Copy !req
976. - Uh...
- Get the watch!Copy !req
977. - Moon!
- Ah!Copy !req
978. There's my Soli-wolly.
You're looking extra bald.Copy !req
979. And you're looking short.Copy !req
980. Wolf.Copy !req
981. Have we met before?Copy !req
982. Uh, no, no. I guess I just have
one of those faces.Copy !req
983. Hey, anyway, Mr. Moon, uh...Copy !req
984. Did you take
a pottery class in Sydney?Copy !req
985. - Uh...
- Sir, it's time.Copy !req
986. Ah, yes. Showtime.Copy !req
987. Wait a minute.
Excuse me, Mr.--Copy !req
988. Can I just, uh— Mr. Moon...Copy !req
989. No, habibi, listen.
I never forget a face.Copy !req
990. I— Naked high diving!
Was it that?Copy !req
991. Oh, hi, yes.Copy !req
992. Can I borrow him for
just a moment?Copy !req
993. - No. Okay.
- Thank you kindly.Copy !req
994. You blew the heist!Copy !req
995. That guy, I-I-I knew him,Copy !req
996. and he was, he was gonna
recognize me.Copy !req
997. Bellissima. Bellissima?Copy !req
998. Uh, we got a slight problem.Copy !req
999. Someone needs to tell Marco
that a shark ate him.Copy !req
1000. Are you guys trying
to sabotage this?Copy !req
1001. Who's ready to get married?Copy !req
1002. - Shark!
- I'm a panicker.Copy !req
1003. This is all too much.
You happy?Copy !req
1004. I like this one.Copy !req
1005. This whole thing's a bust!Copy !req
1006. You lost your edge.Copy !req
1007. And now the governor's
gonna pay for it.Copy !req
1008. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
1009. Hey, let's not do
anything crazy, okay?Copy !req
1010. We'll get you the watch.Copy !req
1011. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
1012. How?Copy !req
1013. It's like a freakin'
fairy tale.Copy !req
1014. Honey, you look so beautiful
in this dress.Copy !req
1015. Hmm.Copy !req
1016. "Big Bad Wolf"?Copy !req
1017. Hmm. Hmm.Copy !req
1018. Shark, you're up.Copy !req
1019. Welcome!Copy !req
1020. Welcome to this most
beautifious, majestacular,Copy !req
1021. incredimonious occasion.Copy !req
1022. Whoo!Copy !req
1023. Whoo! Whoo!Copy !req
1024. - Could he be
a little more subtle?
- Whoo!Copy !req
1025. - For Shark, this is subtle.
- Whoo!Copy !req
1026. Give it to me real good.Copy !req
1027. We stand here today
to marry this man—Copy !req
1028. this manly, masculine,Copy !req
1029. manleously maleful man—Copy !req
1030. and this totally normal womanCopy !req
1031. - in the sacra-nimonius bonds...
- What? Wait a minute.Copy !req
1032. of holy matriminimamony.Copy !req
1033. Whoo!Copy !req
1034. Now, would you please
join hands.Copy !req
1035. Hmm. Uh...Copy !req
1036. That's him!Copy !req
1037. Yep. Just-just
join those hands.Copy !req
1038. - Look. Look.
- No need to look at them.Copy !req
1039. - Come on. Come on. Come on.
- Just blindly joinCopy !req
1040. - those hands together.
- I object!Copy !req
1041. What?Copy !req
1042. Honey-bunny.Copy !req
1043. Soliman, who do you think
you are?Copy !req
1044. Moon, look what
you are marrying!Copy !req
1045. It's none other than
the Big Bad Wolf!Copy !req
1046. Here comes the bride.Copy !req
1047. - Boop.
- How could this be?Copy !req
1048. - He was here!
- Soli-wolly,
this is a disgrace.Copy !req
1049. - There were claws! I saw claws!
- Get him out of here now!Copy !req
1050. Where are you taking me?
There are witnesses!Copy !req
1051. - We all saw it! You!
- Huh?Copy !req
1052. - Don't just stand there!
- Hey, where's the officiant?Copy !req
1053. Ooh, who cares?Copy !req
1054. Definitely top five
Bad Guys heist ever!Copy !req
1055. When big man say, "I object,"Copy !req
1056. I almost make pee-pee accident!Copy !req
1057. Right.Copy !req
1058. Almost.Copy !req
1059. Wolf, I-I got to ask.Copy !req
1060. How'd you know
that was gonna work?Copy !req
1061. You see, Kitty, there's
three parts to every con.Copy !req
1062. First, bait the hook.Copy !req
1063. Look.Copy !req
1064. Then comes the turn.Copy !req
1065. Something weird is going on.Copy !req
1066. - Someone should object.
- I object!Copy !req
1067. - But none of it works
without the payoff.
- What?Copy !req
1068. 'Cause it's one thingCopy !req
1069. to steal the watch...Copy !req
1070. Soliman, who do you
think you are?Copy !req
1071. Hold on tight, bellissima.Copy !req
1072. and another
to get away with it.Copy !req
1073. The Big Bad Wolf!Copy !req
1074. The art of misdirection.Copy !req
1075. It's not the action,
it's the distraction. Got it.Copy !req
1076. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
1077. Hey!Copy !req
1078. All right, I see you.Copy !req
1079. Oh, I love weddings!Copy !req
1080. All right!Copy !req
1081. Hmm.Copy !req
1082. No. Not there.Copy !req
1083. No. Maybe...Copy !req
1084. - Oh, so many options.
- Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
1085. Can we move this along?Copy !req
1086. Patience, Diane.Copy !req
1087. This is a game
of subtle strategyCopy !req
1088. and psychological endurance
mastered only byCopy !req
1089. the most cunning
and sophisticated minds.Copy !req
1090. "Ages six and up."Copy !req
1091. Besides, it's not
every day that the governorCopy !req
1092. drops by to chat about
quantum ferromagnetism.Copy !req
1093. Quantu— Wait, are you saying
MacGuffinite is magnetic?Copy !req
1094. Not just a magnet.Copy !req
1095. MacGuffinite is
the atomic inverse of gold.Copy !req
1096. Exposed to extreme voltage...Copy !req
1097. It will cause gold electrons
to decoupleCopy !req
1098. and attract
with spectacular force.Copy !req
1099. It's a gold magnet.Copy !req
1100. Oh, she's catching on.Copy !req
1101. Very good.Copy !req
1102. Why rob a bank when you can
make the gold come to you?Copy !req
1103. All the crime,
none of the exercise.Copy !req
1104. - Uh, thanks, Professor.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
1105. You can't go.
We haven't finished our...Copy !req
1106. What? No! But how?Copy !req
1107. It's literally tic-tac-toe.Copy !req
1108. Send me your yearbook?Copy !req
1109. You know, it's funny.Copy !req
1110. You're the second person
to come all the way hereCopy !req
1111. to ask me about MacGuffinite.Copy !req
1112. What are the odds?Copy !req
1113. You had a visitor?Copy !req
1114. I didn't get her name,Copy !req
1115. but apparently we have
a friend in common.Copy !req
1116. Or should I say... five?Copy !req
1117. Madam Governor.Copy !req
1118. I need footage of Marmalade's
last visitor. Now.Copy !req
1119. Found ya.Copy !req
1120. - But can I drive?
- No.Copy !req
1121. This was
new best day of my life.Copy !req
1122. - Why must you leave forever?
- Aw.Copy !req
1123. - Cheer up, Buttersnout.
- Buttersnout?Copy !req
1124. - I always wanted a nickname.
- Oh.Copy !req
1125. Uh, great.Copy !req
1126. Hey, listen, uh, no hard
feelings about the whole,Copy !req
1127. you know, pretend relationshipCopy !req
1128. to entrap you
and your buddies, okay?Copy !req
1129. Oh.Copy !req
1130. Come on, now. Of course not.Copy !req
1131. I mean, to be honest,
I-I wasn't, uh,Copy !req
1132. really that into you.Copy !req
1133. Oh, weird.Copy !req
1134. 'Cause you, uh,
you seemed pretty into me.Copy !req
1135. Well, that's...Copy !req
1136. Yeah?Copy !req
1137. That— You know, I didn't
want to hurt your feelings,Copy !req
1138. so, uh, yeah,
sorry if you're disappointed.Copy !req
1139. Oh, no, no, no, no, not me.Copy !req
1140. You see, uh, I'd only be
disappointed if I was into you,Copy !req
1141. which, uh, as previously
established, I was not, okay?Copy !req
1142. Of course.Copy !req
1143. Otherwise,
this marshmallow toastCopy !req
1144. would be
full of romantic tension.Copy !req
1145. Hmm.Copy !req
1146. Yeah. Of course I did.Copy !req
1147. Oh, really?Copy !req
1148. So impersonating the bride
was your idea?Copy !req
1149. - Absolutely.
- Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
1150. I hired you.Copy !req
1151. Therefore, your ideas
are my ideas.Copy !req
1152. Classy.Copy !req
1153. What's going on
with the MacGuffinite?Copy !req
1154. Oh, just a little
science project.Copy !req
1155. Ah. So you framed us
for science?Copy !req
1156. Come on, I had to frame you.Copy !req
1157. It was the only way
to draw you out of retirement.Copy !req
1158. Anyway, you got
what you wanted, so, uh...Copy !req
1159. Oh. Oh!Copy !req
1160. Right. You want the video.Copy !req
1161. There we go.Copy !req
1162. - Ooh.
- Oh, man.Copy !req
1163. Did... did I ever tell you
about my first heist?Copy !req
1164. Uh, no.Copy !req
1165. Um, was it a bank?
Jewelry store?Copy !req
1166. Lollipop.Copy !req
1167. Back in school,
we had a teacherCopy !req
1168. who used to give
the good kids a lollipop.Copy !req
1169. And maybe it was
my claws or my teeth,Copy !req
1170. but she never, ever
looked my way.Copy !req
1171. It was hurtful.Copy !req
1172. So one day, when the old fart
wasn't looking,Copy !req
1173. I snuck into the drawer
and swiped the whole bag.Copy !req
1174. After that,Copy !req
1175. when the kids wanted lollipops,
they came to me.Copy !req
1176. Dude, it was amazing, man.Copy !req
1177. For the first time in my life,
I felt powerful.Copy !req
1178. I must've pulled off
a hundred jobs since then.Copy !req
1179. And the more you steal,
the more they respect you.Copy !req
1180. Hmm.Copy !req
1181. Why would you give that up?Copy !req
1182. You think if you play nice
and follow their rules,Copy !req
1183. they'll just see you
for who you truly are.Copy !req
1184. But let me tell you,
they won't.Copy !req
1185. What if the bad life
was your best life?Copy !req
1186. My advice:Copy !req
1187. Stop hoping
and enjoy the lollipop.Copy !req
1188. - Did you get it?
- Oh, we got it.Copy !req
1189. Come on, I had to frame you.Copy !req
1190. It was the only way
to draw you out—Copy !req
1191. Full confession.Copy !req
1192. I can't believe
she didn't notice the camera.Copy !req
1193. All we need to do is get thisCopy !req
1194. - to the chief and clear
our names.
- All right.Copy !req
1195. - We did it. We did it.
- Whoo! Yeah!Copy !req
1196. - Woo-hoo!
- Touchdown dance!Copy !req
1197. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
1198. You okay?Copy !req
1199. Huh?Copy !req
1200. Oh. Uh, nothing.Copy !req
1201. Just, uh,
imagining my next roundCopy !req
1202. of thrilling job interviews.Copy !req
1203. Wolfie, this is the plan.Copy !req
1204. Yeah. No, I know.
I'm just saying...Copy !req
1205. What am I saying?Copy !req
1206. I'm just saying, wh—
what if we took a wrong turnCopy !req
1207. with the whole
going good thing?Copy !req
1208. You know what I mean?Copy !req
1209. Yeah, but it's gonna be
different this time.Copy !req
1210. "Captured the Phantom Bandit."Copy !req
1211. That'll look great
on your résumé.Copy !req
1212. We're gonna be heroes.
Piranha Street.Copy !req
1213. Yeah, no, yeah. Totally.Copy !req
1214. What am I talking about?
You're right.Copy !req
1215. Come on, let's find the chief.Copy !req
1216. - Let's go.
- That's my Wolf.Copy !req
1217. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1218. Did you really think
it was gonna be that easy?Copy !req
1219. Shoot.Copy !req
1220. - Hey!
- Watch it!Copy !req
1221. Naughty, naughty.Copy !req
1222. Are these gold?Copy !req
1223. Kitty, can we talk about this
for a second? Uh...Copy !req
1224. Nope.Copy !req
1225. Is that MacGuffinite?Copy !req
1226. What's going on?Copy !req
1227. How about I show you?Copy !req
1228. Ooh, shiny.Copy !req
1229. Hey, hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
1230. A gold magnet?Copy !req
1231. You bet your scaly butt it is.Copy !req
1232. And this is just a prototype.Copy !req
1233. Wait till you see
what it can do in zero gravity.Copy !req
1234. - You're taking it to space?
- Obviously.Copy !req
1235. What do you think
giant rocket is for?Copy !req
1236. Is not for science fair.Copy !req
1237. You can't expect us to stealCopy !req
1238. all the world's gold
from down here.Copy !req
1239. The biggest heist in history.Copy !req
1240. Courtesy of us.Copy !req
1241. All the world's gold?Copy !req
1242. Oh. Oh.
And the cherry on top!Copy !req
1243. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. What are you doing?Copy !req
1244. The video?
You don't need to ruin Diane.Copy !req
1245. Let's— Let's— Come on.Copy !req
1246. - Let's talk about this.
- Hmm, see, thing is,Copy !req
1247. I promised this rodent
that I would.Copy !req
1248. Kind of a quid pro quo
type thing.Copy !req
1249. - Marmalade.
- I know.Copy !req
1250. What a goofball.Copy !req
1251. But a real wiz
with the science stuff.Copy !req
1252. I-I'll tell you what.Copy !req
1253. 'Cause we're friends,
I'm gonna give you a choice.Copy !req
1254. No, no, no, no, no! Stop it.Copy !req
1255. You can stop it with this.Copy !req
1256. What the...Copy !req
1257. The upload is paired
to the magnet.Copy !req
1258. The moment you turn it off,
the video goes viral.Copy !req
1259. Or leave it on, protect Diane,Copy !req
1260. but y'all keep dangling
until the police arrive.Copy !req
1261. Oh, such a dilemma.Copy !req
1262. The police?Copy !req
1263. Hello. Commissioner speaking.Copy !req
1264. Yes, ma'am. I got a hot tip.Copy !req
1265. The Bad Guys are holed up
in a hangarCopy !req
1266. two klicks north
of the MoonX launch site.Copy !req
1267. What? W-Wait. Wh-Who is...Copy !req
1268. Sorry, doll.Copy !req
1269. Look, it's nothing personal.Copy !req
1270. You are so hot right now.Copy !req
1271. - Snake!
- Yeah?Copy !req
1272. Come on, man.Copy !req
1273. You are one twisted reptile.Copy !req
1274. I wish I could stick around
to see how it ends,Copy !req
1275. but we've got
a rocket to steal.Copy !req
1276. Ciao.Copy !req
1277. Kitty. Kitty, wait.
Hold on a second, please.Copy !req
1278. See? This is why
I'm not a cat person.Copy !req
1279. How are we supposed to choose?Copy !req
1280. We're not.
I don't give up that easy.Copy !req
1281. - Piranha.
- Yeah?Copy !req
1282. I need you to pull out the USB.
Follow my lead.Copy !req
1283. You got it, papito.Copy !req
1284. One, two, three.Copy !req
1285. I got it!Copy !req
1286. And it's going faster.Copy !req
1287. - Not good.
- New plan. Regroup!Copy !req
1288. Webs, you got enough wiggle
in those legs to hack in?Copy !req
1289. Three legs is all I need.
I think.Copy !req
1290. All right, let's go.Copy !req
1291. Wolf, Wolf, I can't get in.Copy !req
1292. Fall back! Fall back!Copy !req
1293. Now, think, think,
think, think, think, think.Copy !req
1294. You got this. You got this.Copy !req
1295. What are we doing?
What are we doing?Copy !req
1296. - The forge!
- The what?Copy !req
1297. We're gonna throw
the whole thing into the fire.Copy !req
1298. - It's our last chance.
- You got this, buddy.Copy !req
1299. Here...Copy !req
1300. we...Copy !req
1301. go!Copy !req
1302. Huh?Copy !req
1303. Well, well, well.Copy !req
1304. Not so tough without your
hot dog truck, are you, Wolf?Copy !req
1305. Ooh.Copy !req
1306. - Wow.
- Wow.Copy !req
1307. This is getting real.Copy !req
1308. Morning, ladies.Copy !req
1309. Madam Governor.Copy !req
1310. Oh, yeah. Foxenstein, right?Copy !req
1311. Close enough.Copy !req
1312. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1313. You know, I'm very hands-on.Copy !req
1314. Especially when someone tries
to frame my friends.Copy !req
1315. I know everything.
The MacGuffinite. The magnet.Copy !req
1316. Hmm.
You talked to Marmalade.Copy !req
1317. Actually, he did
most of the talking.Copy !req
1318. I'm more of an action girl.Copy !req
1319. Step aside before anger
becomes punch.Copy !req
1320. You're all under arrest.Copy !req
1321. Governor's orders.Copy !req
1322. Ooh, feisty.Copy !req
1323. You don't know, do you?Copy !req
1324. You're not governor anymore.Copy !req
1325. You might want to check
your phone.Copy !req
1326. Crimson Paw.Copy !req
1327. Crimson... What?Copy !req
1328. No. No, no, no, no, no. But...Copy !req
1329. How— H-How?Copy !req
1330. They never expect the dart.Copy !req
1331. Shall we?Copy !req
1332. Kitty!Copy !req
1333. Kitty.Copy !req
1334. A viral video has revealed
that the notorious thiefCopy !req
1335. known as the Crimson Paw wasCopy !req
1336. none other than Governor
Diane Foxington!Copy !req
1337. While police search
for the rogue politician,Copy !req
1338. they have wasted no time
in ordering the speedy releaseCopy !req
1339. of sweet, adorable
Professor Marmalade,Copy !req
1340. unlike the Bad Guys,
whose claim to have "changed"Copy !req
1341. fooled absolutely no one.Copy !req
1342. Chief, we were set up
by a gang of supercriminals.Copy !req
1343. They turned the MacGuffinite
into a gold magnet.Copy !req
1344. - Back in line.
- And they're stealingCopy !req
1345. that rocket to
take it to space.Copy !req
1346. Yeah, that's what they all say.Copy !req
1347. Ch-Chief, I know it looks bad,
but if we did this,Copy !req
1348. why would we help you
solve the case?Copy !req
1349. Why would we tell you
about the MacGuffinite?Copy !req
1350. And where's the loot?
You know it doesn't add up.Copy !req
1351. Look, we don't have proof,Copy !req
1352. but I know, somewhere in that
big, booming heart of yours,Copy !req
1353. you know we didn't do this.Copy !req
1354. Chief, please.Copy !req
1355. How many times
do I have to tell you, Wolf?Copy !req
1356. It's "Commissioner."Copy !req
1357. Ready to fly this thing?Copy !req
1358. With watch,
rocket flies itself.Copy !req
1359. Hey, Jenny. You seeing this?Copy !req
1360. Uh...Copy !req
1361. So much for Piranha Street.Copy !req
1362. Ow.Copy !req
1363. Chief?Copy !req
1364. Okay, let's say,
hypothetically, I believe you—Copy !req
1365. Which I don't.Copy !req
1366. But if I did... if I did
and some supercriminalCopy !req
1367. has a gold magnet,
how would we stop them?Copy !req
1368. You... you believe us?Copy !req
1369. No! No, no, no!Copy !req
1370. No! No!Copy !req
1371. I want to give her a hug.Copy !req
1372. Ooh, I like Chief.Copy !req
1373. Ooh, wow, Chief,
is that a new shampoo?Copy !req
1374. Okay, okay.Copy !req
1375. Please stop with the touching.Copy !req
1376. I don't get you guys.Copy !req
1377. You're good, then you're bad,
then you're sort of good,Copy !req
1378. then really bad.Copy !req
1379. Ugh, it's hard to keep up!Copy !req
1380. Yep, yep. That's fair.Copy !req
1381. I get it.
We're all over the place.Copy !req
1382. But you need to get us to that
rocket before it takes off.Copy !req
1383. Rocket? What-what are you
talking about?Copy !req
1384. Initiating backwards counting.Copy !req
1385. Countdown initiated.Copy !req
1386. Countdown initiated?
Whoa. What's going on?Copy !req
1387. - I don't know.
- Well, shut it down, Jenny!Copy !req
1388. - Shut it down!
- I'm trying, Jim!Copy !req
1389. Uh, Mr. Moon?Copy !req
1390. Uh, we've got
a slight situation.Copy !req
1391. The launch isn't
until next wee—Copy !req
1392. Well, butter my crumpets.Copy !req
1393. Five, four...Copy !req
1394. Evacuate!Copy !req
1395. three, two, one.Copy !req
1396. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
1397. The twists just keep coming.Copy !req
1398. The MoonX rocket seems to have
taken off three days early—Copy !req
1399. Huh?Copy !req
1400. What the hairbrush?Copy !req
1401. Yeah!Copy !req
1402. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1403. Bring it on!Copy !req
1404. Whoa!Copy !req
1405. Holy moly.Copy !req
1406. Are you sure about this?Copy !req
1407. Not particularly. No.Copy !req
1408. Remember, when you come back,
you're under arrest!Copy !req
1409. You got it... Commissioner.Copy !req
1410. Go get 'em, guys.Copy !req
1411. All right, here we go.Copy !req
1412. First time
for everything, right?Copy !req
1413. - Run, run, run! Let's go!
- Come on!Copy !req
1414. Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
1415. - Let's go, go, go, go, go!
- Guys, come on!Copy !req
1416. Move, move, move!Copy !req
1417. - We did it. We did it.
We did it.
- Yeah!Copy !req
1418. - Woo-hoo!
- We did it!Copy !req
1419. We didn't do it.Copy !req
1420. Jump!Copy !req
1421. Pull us up, Snake!Copy !req
1422. Vinyasa, baby!Copy !req
1423. Up there! The cargo bay!Copy !req
1424. Pull!Copy !req
1425. Come on! Pull! Pull!Copy !req
1426. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
1427. Lefty-loosey, righty-tighty.Copy !req
1428. Oh, right.Copy !req
1429. What is it?Copy !req
1430. Ah, never mind. Just glitch.Copy !req
1431. Whoa.Copy !req
1432. Now, that is a view.Copy !req
1433. What is happening?Copy !req
1434. Sir, they're heading to the
Multinational Space Station.Copy !req
1435. I think they're docking.Copy !req
1436. Doom, you're with me.Copy !req
1437. Pigtail, get the MacGuffinite
in place.Copy !req
1438. You got it, Kitty.Copy !req
1439. Yoo-hoo. Anybody home?Copy !req
1440. Ooh, nice decor.Copy !req
1441. Very, uh, space-y.Copy !req
1442. In hindsight,
that was a little reckless.Copy !req
1443. Did everybody make it?Copy !req
1444. Hey, wh-where's Piranha?Copy !req
1445. Whee!Copy !req
1446. I can fly!Copy !req
1447. I just needed to believe
in myself. Ha!Copy !req
1448. Whoa.Copy !req
1449. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.Copy !req
1450. Oh, you...
you guys can fly, too?Copy !req
1451. All right, watch the legs.Copy !req
1452. Whoa. Guys, check this out.Copy !req
1453. What is she doing?Copy !req
1454. They're using
the MoonX Power CellCopy !req
1455. to activate the MacGuffinite.Copy !req
1456. Kind of genius.Copy !req
1457. Yeah, they're smart,Copy !req
1458. but there's something
they didn't count on.Copy !req
1459. I got a plan.Copy !req
1460. Mm-hmm. Installation complete.Copy !req
1461. Confirming coordinates.Copy !req
1462. Shouldn't we, uh, get
some special training for this?Copy !req
1463. Just don't-don't look down.Copy !req
1464. Uh, follow-up question:
Which way is down?Copy !req
1465. Listen up.Copy !req
1466. This is all about timing.Copy !req
1467. Webs, Shark, I need you
to hack the external consoleCopy !req
1468. while Snake and Piranha pop
the control panel to engageCopy !req
1469. - the manual override switch.
- You got it.Copy !req
1470. - And what about Kitty?
- Leave her to me.Copy !req
1471. We got one shot
to save the world.Copy !req
1472. Let's make it count.Copy !req
1473. Okay, buddy. You can do this.Copy !req
1474. - First, clear the root folder.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1475. Then in system directory, typeCopy !req
1476. "ENC underscore word equals
word dot encode."Copy !req
1477. - Mm-hmm.
- Now "import hashlib."Copy !req
1478. - Mm-hmm.
- Hit enter.Copy !req
1479. Then "input underscore path
equals input."Copy !req
1480. Okay. Cool, cool. Got it.Copy !req
1481. Okay, so, clear
the root folder, you say.Copy !req
1482. Okay, come on.
Come on, Piranha.Copy !req
1483. You're not nervous, right?Copy !req
1484. 'Cause we know what happens
when you're nervous.Copy !req
1485. Wh-What would I be
nervous about?Copy !req
1486. Oh. Piranha!Copy !req
1487. - Dude!
- Sorry.Copy !req
1488. I can taste it.Copy !req
1489. We're in position.Copy !req
1490. I think it's time
we introduced ourselves.Copy !req
1491. Huh.Copy !req
1492. Oh. Thank you.Copy !req
1493. Oh. Thank you.Copy !req
1494. What's going on?
Why am I flying?Copy !req
1495. Holy potatoes.Copy !req
1496. It's actually working.Copy !req
1497. Ooh, yeah!Copy !req
1498. Oh, boy.Copy !req
1499. - How we doing, Snake?
- Hang on.Copy !req
1500. Got it!Copy !req
1501. Like stealing candy and a baby.Copy !req
1502. Don't you mean
"candy from a baby"?Copy !req
1503. I know what I said.Copy !req
1504. How about the air lock?Copy !req
1505. All right, Webs.
I like your style.Copy !req
1506. Oh, that one was all Shark.Copy !req
1507. I panicked.Copy !req
1508. But it worked out.
I'm a programmer now.Copy !req
1509. I'm going in.Copy !req
1510. - What was that?
- Huh?Copy !req
1511. Oh, that's not good.Copy !req
1512. Uh...Copy !req
1513. Snake, buddy, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1514. What? No, no, no...Copy !req
1515. I hate you.Copy !req
1516. Get to the air lock!Copy !req
1517. Go, go, go!Copy !req
1518. Girls, nothing gonna
stop us now.Copy !req
1519. Snakey Cakes?Copy !req
1520. Help... me.Copy !req
1521. Stop farting, you maniac!Copy !req
1522. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Come on.Copy !req
1523. Turn it off, all right?
You're gonna kill them.Copy !req
1524. I'm sorry.
Whose side are you on?Copy !req
1525. Kitty, stop! It's just a heist.Copy !req
1526. It's never just a heist!Copy !req
1527. Secure the air lock. Now.Copy !req
1528. Whatever you say, boss.Copy !req
1529. "Turn it off."Copy !req
1530. Ha! I'm just getting started.Copy !req
1531. It is total mayhem!Copy !req
1532. A cataclysmic gold storm is
literally destroying the city!Copy !req
1533. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1534. The gold.Copy !req
1535. Come to mama.Copy !req
1536. You know,
I've been thinking.Copy !req
1537. Wolf?Copy !req
1538. Doesn't that word sound
kind of made-up?Copy !req
1539. "Gold."
It's kind of weird, right?Copy !req
1540. It's weird. It's weird—
It's a weird word.Copy !req
1541. Go ahead. S-Say, say, "Gold."Copy !req
1542. Gold. Gold. Gold.Copy !req
1543. Anyway, it doesn't matter.Copy !req
1544. I'm gonna need you
to turn off the magnet.Copy !req
1545. Or I'll just do it for you.Copy !req
1546. Is that supposed to be funny?Copy !req
1547. Stay with me, papo.Copy !req
1548. Stay with me!Copy !req
1549. I-I don't want
to die like this.Copy !req
1550. Oof.Copy !req
1551. Okay, okay.Copy !req
1552. Come on, Piranha, your friend
is spinning out in space.Copy !req
1553. You should know what to do.Copy !req
1554. That's it! The pen!Copy !req
1555. The pen? Wha...Copy !req
1556. Grab the pen! The pen!
Grab the...Copy !req
1557. Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
1558. Okay, I can do stuff.
I can do stuff.Copy !req
1559. Why would you risk your life to
save people who wouldn't evenCopy !req
1560. give you a chance?Copy !req
1561. At least when you were the Big
Bad Wolf, they respected you.Copy !req
1562. Oh, that was respect, huh?Copy !req
1563. That wasn't respect.
That was fear.Copy !req
1564. Oh, whatever, man.Copy !req
1565. What's the difference?Copy !req
1566. Trust me, there's a difference.Copy !req
1567. Respect is earned.Copy !req
1568. One day, you'll learn that.Copy !req
1569. Honestly, Wolf, what made
you think this would work?Copy !req
1570. Who says it didn't?Copy !req
1571. Like you said,
it's not about the action.Copy !req
1572. It's about the distraction.Copy !req
1573. Hey, genius, the watch controls
the shuttle, not the magnet.Copy !req
1574. You get it.Copy !req
1575. She gets it.Copy !req
1576. Got it!Copy !req
1577. You sure about this?Copy !req
1578. Trust me, chico.Copy !req
1579. Tuna power!Copy !req
1580. I got it!Copy !req
1581. Well done, boys.
Webs, tell me you're ready.Copy !req
1582. Lining it up, Wolfie.Copy !req
1583. Nice work, kid.Copy !req
1584. No.Copy !req
1585. You want to see
a power move, Kitty?Copy !req
1586. This is a power move.Copy !req
1587. It's fine.Copy !req
1588. Huh?Copy !req
1589. Hello!Copy !req
1590. - Need a hand?
- I got you, Snakey Cakes.Copy !req
1591. Oh, Sugar Beak.Copy !req
1592. And you said
you weren't into me.Copy !req
1593. Why would you believe
anything I say?Copy !req
1594. No!Copy !req
1595. How do you expect to get back
to Earth without a shuttle?Copy !req
1596. At least there's an Earth
to go back...Copy !req
1597. You destroyed
my beautiful plan!Copy !req
1598. What did I tell you about
messing with my friends?Copy !req
1599. - Wha— How did you...
- Wolf, we got— Oh.Copy !req
1600. We tried to stop her
from posting...Copy !req
1601. Ah, wow. What happened
to medium friendly?Copy !req
1602. Well, good thing I'm
not the governor anymore, huh?Copy !req
1603. Ugh, gross.Copy !req
1604. - 'Bout time.
- Guys!Copy !req
1605. Whoa! Diane.Copy !req
1606. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1607. Just happened to be
orbiting the Earth.Copy !req
1608. - Thought I'd drop by.
- Woo-hoo!Copy !req
1609. Yeah!Copy !req
1610. We did it, baby.Copy !req
1611. I feel the love.
Like, I feel it.Copy !req
1612. I hear about the famous
Bad Guys all my life.Copy !req
1613. But now I get it.Copy !req
1614. Alert.Copy !req
1615. Alert.Copy !req
1616. Alert.Copy !req
1617. - It is a massive
system failure.
- Alert.Copy !req
1618. We're falling out of orbit.Copy !req
1619. I think this is it, Wolfie.Copy !req
1620. We're doomed!Copy !req
1621. One last hug, everybody?Copy !req
1622. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hang on.Copy !req
1623. Don't talk like that.Copy !req
1624. Sure, it's— it looks—
yeah, it's bad.Copy !req
1625. Yeah, okay. It's bad.Copy !req
1626. Sure, we're hurtling
towards Earth in a tin can,Copy !req
1627. staring squarely
into the face of death.Copy !req
1628. Sure, our blood may boil,
our bones may liquefy,Copy !req
1629. but if there's one thing
that I know about this crew,Copy !req
1630. it's that we never,
ever give up.Copy !req
1631. Because we have something
that's stronger than fear,Copy !req
1632. stronger than even gravity.Copy !req
1633. And that's hope.Copy !req
1634. Yeah, hope.Copy !req
1635. That's hope.Copy !req
1636. We're gonna land this thing...Copy !req
1637. or we're gonna die tryi—Copy !req
1638. What those guys,Copy !req
1639. those brave, beautiful guys
did up there,Copy !req
1640. saving the world from
a 24-karat catastrophe.Copy !req
1641. And despite all the rejection
and suspicion,Copy !req
1642. all the tiny humiliations,
they did it for us.Copy !req
1643. They didn't do it
for the fame or for the glory.Copy !req
1644. They did it for us.Copy !req
1645. They weren't just good guys.Copy !req
1646. They were my best friends.Copy !req
1647. And I would give anything
to arrest themCopy !req
1648. just one more time.Copy !req
1649. This one's for you, Wolfie!Copy !req
1650. I, for one, am outraged that
it took an evil space magnetCopy !req
1651. for people to realize
that the Bad GuysCopy !req
1652. were worthy of our love
all along.Copy !req
1653. But it's too late,
because now they're dead.Copy !req
1654. Ironically, the only survivorsCopy !req
1655. were the perpetrators
of the heist,Copy !req
1656. including the supercriminal
known as the Phantom Bandit,Copy !req
1657. while a second escape pod
was, tragically, empty.Copy !req
1658. Did I sell it or did I sell it?Copy !req
1659. Are you gonna tell us
what this is all about?Copy !req
1660. Yeah, 'cause I don't feel dead.Copy !req
1661. And who are the suits?Copy !req
1662. And why are they wearing
sunglasses inside?Copy !req
1663. Hmm?Copy !req
1664. I know. I know it seems
elaborate, but trust me,Copy !req
1665. it's the best way if you want
to do some serious good.Copy !req
1666. Gentlemen. Ladies.Copy !req
1667. You have been identified
as ideal candidatesCopy !req
1668. for a brand-new, ultra-elite
unit of secret operativesCopy !req
1669. that we're calling
the InternationalCopy !req
1670. Super-Galactic League
of Protectors:Copy !req
1671. ISGLOP.Copy !req
1672. - Huh?
- Sounds kind of made-up.Copy !req
1673. I-I don't understand.
What-What's happening?Copy !req
1674. We're offering you a job, son.Copy !req
1675. You're gonna be secret agents!Copy !req
1676. Huh?Copy !req
1677. - Is he serious?
- That can't be right.Copy !req
1678. Secret agents? Get out of here.Copy !req
1679. - They're serious? Really?
- That's what I'm talking about!Copy !req
1680. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
1681. - Nice.
- All right.Copy !req
1682. Hey. Almost forgot
you were there.Copy !req
1683. As you might have noticed,
change isn't easy.Copy !req
1684. Some days, it's gonna feel
downright hopeless.Copy !req
1685. But with the right attitudeCopy !req
1686. and the right friends,Copy !req
1687. the good life
has a way of finding you.Copy !req
1688. Ready to get to work,
Agent Wolf?Copy !req
1689. Not bad.Copy !req
1690. Not bad at all.Copy !req
1691. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
1692. Ah.Copy !req
1693. I love it
when a plan comes together.Copy !req
1694. And now time to go home.Copy !req
1695. Well, bye...!Copy !req