1. - Hi there.
- Hello.
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3. We've just got
the regular type of coffee here.
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4. Uh, two, please.
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5. Ugh.
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6. Okay.
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7. Bonjour.
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8. You have completed
lesson 25. Well done.
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9. At this point, you should have
a firm grasp of the French language.
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10. Let's continue.
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11. I wish I would have
been able to see that.
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12. Grant is
without a doubt
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on the face of the Earth.
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punch him in the goddamn throat.
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16. - Are you talking about Grant?
- We are.
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17. I was thinking we should pull
an office prank on Grant, you know.
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under his chair,
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19. so when he sits down,
it makes a really loud noise.
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Something along those lines.
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gave birth recently.
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22. Grant's wife, Maggie.
Actually, I... I know she did.
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at his house last weekend
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24. and they were there with their new baby,
along with their two other children.
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25. It was actually a really nice cookout.
Quality meats and sides.
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26. There was even a raffle for a gift card
to that new restaurant in town.
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27. Most of the office was there.
Some of them even wore their swimsuits.
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28. So, maybe burning down
the house isn't the best...
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Yeah, sometimes...
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Grant will give me an assignment,
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and even though it's part of my job,
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it can be frustrating.
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you're reading?
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- Accounting.
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our expense reports?
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36. Yeah.
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37. Get the fuck
out of here.
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38. I'm sorry.
I didn't know we were out.
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39. Do you have a gun?
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40. What?
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41. No, no, no, no.
Please don't.
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42. Oh, here, here.
You can take my wallet.
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43. There's $10 plus a gift card
to the new restaurant in town.
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44. Why are you doing this?
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45. There was yet
another mugging last night,
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a 35-year old dog owner
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assailants are still at large.
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there's a doggy in here.
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police are urging residents
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52. adding that if you must go outside,
you should carry a weapon,
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53. such as a gun
or a large knife.
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54. You have
only one unheard message.
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55. Hey, Casey. Uh, this is Grant.
Your boss. From work.
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56. Just calling to check in on you,
see how you're doing.
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57. I just want you to know,
you can take all the time you need.
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58. We can keep you on paid leave
for another week
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59. and then it'll just start counting
towards your vacation time.
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60. Uh, but you've got so much of that
built up, so I wouldn't be concerned.
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61. Hey, um, maybe you could take that trip
to France you're always talking about.
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62. I hear the people there are lovely
and the food is supposed to be...
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63. No one else
left you a message.
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64. I'm sorry.
I can't go out there.
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65. This isn't how it was
supposed to be.
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66. I was supposed to win.
You didn't play by the rules.
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68. Can I help you?
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69. - I'm interested in buying a gun.
- Are you a hunter?
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70. No. It would be
for self-defense.
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71. I need something
that can fit into my hand.
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72. Sounds like
you're after a handgun.
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73. How about
something like this?
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74. Yes. This is exactly
what I'm looking for.
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75. I can hold it in my hand
quite easily.
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76. I'll run the background check
and file the necessary paperwork.
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77. Yeah. Is there some sort of
box you can put this in, or a bag?
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78. Sorry. There's a waiting period before
you can legally purchase this gun.
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79. - Oh.
- It's so a person who is upset with another person
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80. can't come in here and buy a gun
to shoot that person with.
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81. Instead, they have to wait a little
while before they can do that.
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82. - Do you have any children?
- No, I don't. Just a dog.
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have children,
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84. I would warn you that the risk of
accidental death increases drastically
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but since you don't have any children,
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86. that statistic
is irrelevant to you.
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87. You did mention self-defense though.
Be cautious.
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88. In a violent altercation, an armed victim is
much more likely to be shot and killed
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90. Suicide is more common
with gun owners too.
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91. You're really gonna
love owning a gun.
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92. I'm sure you're right.
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93. Karate is a language.
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94. It's a way of communicating.
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to manipulate air to make words.
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how to combine those words together
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form sentences.
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99. And those sentences expressed thoughts,
wants, needs...
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100. Every conversation that you had
was honing your skills.
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101. And now,
after all these years,
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in speech.
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103. So, at this point
in your karate training,
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with your fists and with your feet.
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105. You're gonna get to the point
where you don't even have to think about it.
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106. Ask me a question.
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107. What... What are your
plans for the weekend?
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108. I'm going to do some grocery shopping
and rent a film.
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109. Perhaps a comedy to watch
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112. Did that
answer your question?
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113. That's it for today.
Bow to me.
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114. Bow to Grand Master.
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116. I hope it's all right
that I watched.
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117. The hardest part of your karate journey is
walking through that door
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118. for the first time.
That's where most people fail.
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119. - What was your name?
- Casey. Casey.
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120. My name is Sensei.
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122. The first lesson is free, so why don't you
come in tomorrow and give it a shot?
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123. I'll try.
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124. Higher, Manny.
You must attain the proper angle.
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125. Remember, you're punching
his nose up into his brain.
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126. The key word is "up."
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127. Okay, class, line up.
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128. We're gonna work
on a rear naked strangle.
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129. With karate, our goal is always
to end a fight with strikes.
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130. Snapping an opponent's arm with a karate chop,
that would be one way.
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131. Or shattering their jaw
with a perfectly placed
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132. spinning wheel kick
would be another.
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133. But realistically,
when engaged in combat,
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will end up on the ground.
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"taking the back."
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the dominant position.
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I am a python.
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my elbow under his chin.
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squeeze my mouse.
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on either side of his neck,
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rule number eight?
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this technique a try.
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151. You're an excellent teacher.
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152. Usually, it's the mothers
that bring the children, not the fathers.
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155. I'm actually a new student.
I'm taking my first class today.
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- Is that the first belt color?
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157. White is before color.
You haven't earned color yet.
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159. I think I need to borrow
a uniform for class.
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160. I was going to ask Sensei
but I didn't see him...
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161. And you're lucky
he doesn't see you.
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162. You're lucky he doesn't
see some white belt
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163. disrespecting his dojo
and everything he's built.
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What's rule number one?
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fucking shoes, white belt.
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169. You need a gi and you need a belt.
Is that what you're asking?
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170. Yes.
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171. - But say I'm at an ATM...
- Mmm.
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172. and as my back is turned,
a man grabs my throat from behind.
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- Of course.
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175. the first thing you always have to do
is alleviate the pressure on your neck.
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177. Your center of gravity
needs to be lower than mine,
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179. - Like this?
- Exactly.
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180. Now you can lift me
off my feet with ease.
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181. Good.
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182. See, even though I have your back,
you are now in the dominant position.
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and I can easily be thrown.
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- Yes, it is.
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- Show me.
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I would probably, uh...
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something like that.
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in this dojo.
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189. That's a hormone
men produce.
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190. Women produce it too
but men produce much more.
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192. - It is.
- Here, let me help with that.
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not the back.
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that your belt is blue.
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to the color blue.
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197. - It suits me.
- Is blue a high rank?
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the middle colors.
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199. The order is white, yellow, green,
blue, purple, brown, black.
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200. Some schools use different colors
or change the order of the colors,
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201. but our academy does it this way
and it's definitely the best way.
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202. - And what do the strips of tape mean?
- They're called "stripes."
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204. Stripes signify advancements
and achievements.
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the red stripe mean?
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another person in combat.
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207. I'm joking.
It's for instructors.
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has a red stripe
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the children's class.
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with red stripes are her and Sensei.
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211. And what about
the black stripe?
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212. Sensei only gives those to select students.
Green belt and up.
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I wouldn't worry about stripes.
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but foolish to ignore innovation.
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are the ones that work."
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doesn't mean that I wouldn't teach
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from Brazilian jiujitsu,
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from Russian sambo.
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from Mongolian judo if it worked
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I just made up.
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to today's lesson.
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228. - I'm Kennith. What's your name?
- Casey.
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you chose karate, Casey.
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and will likely change your life.
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231. - Would you like to go first?
- Maybe you should go first.
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- Sorry, Sensei.
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It was an accident.
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you're here.
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got away from me.
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Would you like to try?
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a good first try.
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a kick than a punch though.
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a kick to me too.
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that a foot can only kick.
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that a foot cannot punch.
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that you know.
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245. Much better.
That felt like a punch.
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you're learning to punch with your foot.
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your body with my foot.
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my foot with your body.
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251. That makes perfect sense.
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252. Wow.
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253. You have a wonderful
sense of balance.
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254. I wanna sign up
for classes.
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255. That's excellent news.
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256. I'm gonna go ahead
and enter you into the system.
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- Davies.
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feminine-sounding name.
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- I turn 36 next month.
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260. Do you know what that is in months?
The system does it in months.
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261. Four hundred
and thirty-two minus one
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when you put it that way.
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multiple-choice.
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B, career opportunity.
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D, self-defense/traumatic experience."
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it's none of the above?
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- No, that's okay.
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- Okay.
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It is yours. It is sacred.
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278. There'll be a $15 charge
to replace a lost belt.
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- Hi.
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Ms. Casey Davies, please?
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I'm a man.
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a woman's name.
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283. - Who is this?
- I'm calling about yourgun, the handgun.
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Yes, you are a man. Again, apologies.
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285. That's all right.
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286. It looks like your paperwork is gonna
go through without any complications.
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287. Tomorrow morning, you will be able
to come in and purchase your gun.
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288. - Are you still there?
- I don't need a gun anymore.
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are you?
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290. Because we sell child safety locks
that work reasonably well.
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293. Don't tell me you bought a knife.
Knives are good for self-defense too,
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294. but nine times out of 10,
a person with a knife
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with a gun will lose.
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296. I didn't buy a knife.
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297. Well, the paperwork is valid
for the next six months.
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298. In the meantime, I hope you don't
get attacked by anyone with a gun,
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299. - or even a knife.
- Goodbye.
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300. Good luck...
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303. Go.
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304. Horrible.
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305. You do that in a fight
and your opponent would laugh at you.
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308. Very good.
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309. Hey, Casey. Uh, it's Grant,
your boss. From... From work.
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since you've been in to the office.
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what I'd originally planned,
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that actually came out of my own pocket,
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Uh...
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but I'm going to need you to come in.
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to come back to work after that.
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I'm going to have to let you go,
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to have to do that.
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all the time you need, but my bosses...
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Please clear your messages.
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these new people?
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322. Today's the promotion
ceremony.
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to the promotion ceremony.
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- The night class?
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326. The color black represents
night. As in "night class."
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with the day class.
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you're much more suited to the day class.
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330. I'm getting
my stripe today.
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talking about it.
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332. - Oh, congratulations.
- Thank you.
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I have definitely earned it.
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in which we recognize those of you
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your belt color,
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an important anniversary.
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339. Grand Master was killed
in a tragic hiking accident
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in the face with a gun.
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341. He was mistaken for a bird
by a hunter carrying a shotgun.
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that fires a cartridge
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at its target.
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344. Unlike our karate,
which is clean and precise,
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and boorish.
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348. That board isn't
just for children.
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349. The rules apply
to all of us.
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350. Grand Master is the only person ever
to wear the rainbow belt.
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and awarded to himself.
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in all of karate.
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after he challenged and defeated
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in unarmed combat to the death.
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with his signature technique.
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only he knew.
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even taught me.
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with his index finger.
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who ever lived.
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362. And this first belt
goes to someone
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a little of myself in.
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himself to karate,
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to wear the color yellow.
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yellow belt to green belt
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and introspection.
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369. It is filled with immeasurable pain,
both internal and external.
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to support each other.
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371. - We are all family here...
- Isn't there something else?
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forgetting something.
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be forgetting, blue belt?
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another promotion tonight.
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- I did.
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for dramatic effect.
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today is a special day.
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the unfortunate anniversary
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and killed while on a hike
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for a bird by a hunter.
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my students to black belt.
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from the very beginning.
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that despite this black belt,
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be my student,
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be their teacher.
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brown belt.
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Please move over to your left.
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the ceremony.
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to your old belts
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the legitimacy of your rank,
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with tangible evidence,
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403. - Missionary.
- Ah, that is the best position.
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404. I also like when I'm behind her
and she's on her hands and knees...
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405. - Doggy style.
- Yes, doggy style.
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406. That position
is also very nice.
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407. All this stuff's yellow.
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408. Paper, please.
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409. Excuse me
Did you door-ding my car?
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410. - I don't know.
- I think you did.
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411. Then why
did you ask me?
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412. Because I wanted to give you the
benefit of the doubt.
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413. - Okay, then no.
- No what?
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414. - I don't think I did.
- But you did though.
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415. - I say I didn't.
- But it doesn't work that way.
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416. You obviously did. I saw you.
You can't just tell me...
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417. - Do you have a problem?
- The part where you slammed your door
Copy !req
418. into my car, I have a problem
with that. Yes.
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419. - I know karate.
- What belt are you?
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420. Yellow belt.
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421. Your arms are holding
the grocery bag.
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422. You'd have to drop the bag
in order to strike me.
Copy !req
423. In the time it would
take you to do that,
Copy !req
424. I would punch you
in the face as hard as I can.
Copy !req
425. So I'm gonna ask you again.
Do you have a problem?
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426. You didn't slam
your door into my car,
Copy !req
427. - so I don't have a problem.
- No.
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428. You? Karate?
Impossible.
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429. No. Bad dog.
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430. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
431. Fuck.
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432. Are you sure this board
isn't meant for green belts?
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433. Here, let me try.
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434. Okay.
Copy !req
435. Here, try a white
belt board.
Copy !req
436. Your kicks and punches
lacked conviction today.
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437. Maybe I was wrong.
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438. Maybe you weren't ready
to be a yellow belt.
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439. No. You're not supposed to do that.
You're supposed to stand up for yourself.
Copy !req
440. But you're right though. I wasn't able
to break a single board today.
Copy !req
441. And that stops you from
being a yellow belt how?
Copy !req
442. If a bear's forest catches on fire,
the bear is still a bear.
Copy !req
443. Even if a boat capsizes
in rough seas
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444. and sinks
to the bottom of the ocean
Copy !req
445. with no survivors,
Copy !req
446. it is still a boat.
Copy !req
447. You will be a yellow belt
until you die,
Copy !req
448. or until you're a green belt.
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449. And you'll be a green belt
until you're a blue belt.
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450. And so on.
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451. I wish I could
wear my belt all the time.
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452. I feel less-than
without it.
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453. Come with me.
Copy !req
454. I want you to tell me
why you're here.
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455. I... I told you before.
It was my New Year's resolution.
Copy !req
456. I thought you said
it was health and fitness.
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457. That's what I meant.
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458. Why are you really here?
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459. I was mugged.
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460. At night.
A few months ago.
Copy !req
461. I was beaten, severely,
by several men.
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462. I'm afraid.
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463. I'm afraid of the dark.
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464. I'm afraid of other men.
Copy !req
465. They intimidate me.
Copy !req
466. I wanna be
what intimidates me.
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467. Well, you came to the right place.
You're learning karate.
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468. You're a blade
and I'm sharpening you.
Copy !req
469. But there's a mental
component as well.
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470. You mean, like,
believing in myself?
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471. Yeah. That won't hurt.
Copy !req
472. I'm talking about
something a little different.
Copy !req
473. What's your favorite
style of music?
Copy !req
474. Adult contemporary.
Copy !req
475. No. Should be metal.
Copy !req
476. - Do you ever listen to metal?
- You mean, like hard rock?
Copy !req
477. Metal is much more
aggressive than hard rock.
Copy !req
478. - From now on, you'll listen to metal.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
479. It's the toughest music
there is.
Copy !req
480. What about hobbies?
Copy !req
481. Is there anything that you feel
particularly passionate about,
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482. other than your new-found
passion for metal?
Copy !req
483. I enjoy France.
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484. I mean, French things.
I haven't actually been to France,
Copy !req
485. but I'm learning the language
and I would like to visit there someday.
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486. Mmm, that's not good.
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487. Historically, the perception
of the French
Copy !req
488. is that they're weak and
that they surrender easily.
Copy !req
489. Hardly traits that
you want to embrace.
Copy !req
490. Russia, on the other hand,
is considered a tough country.
Copy !req
491. Also, Germany.
Germany is very strong and capable.
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492. - My dog's breed is German.
- Excellent. German shepherd.
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493. A dachshund, actually.
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494. - Well, regardless, Germany it is.
- Okay.
Copy !req
495. You must start thinking this way.
Do you understand?
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496. In every facet of life. What you eat.
How you interact with others.
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497. What arouses you. Everything should be
as masculine as possible.
Copy !req
498. As you know,
I teach a night class.
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499. This is your invitation.
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500. I've never opened this class up
to yellow belts before
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501. but I'm gonna make
an exception for you.
Copy !req
502. - What time is the class?
- It's at night. It's a night class.
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503. I don't think I can.
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504. I won't make you do anything,
but like the color of the belt,
Copy !req
505. you've earned this stripe.
Copy !req
506. This invitation,
it will be yours forever.
Copy !req
507. Just because you ignore it
doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Copy !req
508. Come here.
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509. Not only does this class offer you more
of what I believe you're looking for
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510. but I guarantee you it will help you
become what you fear.
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511. Casey, stop being afraid.
Copy !req
512. The usual? Chocolate croissant
and an orange juice?
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513. No. I've got a new usual.
Coffee. Hot. Black. With nothing to eat.
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514. - That's mine.
- It's mine now. I take what I want.
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515. I only care about myself.
Copy !req
516. Hey there, Casey.
Copy !req
517. - Listening to music?
- I'm learning German.
Copy !req
518. German? That's very
international of you.
Copy !req
519. You may want to start
on those reports though.
Copy !req
520. That pile is getting awfully high
and I don't want you to feel obligated
Copy !req
521. to come in to the office
over the weekend.
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522. Hey, um, Maggie asked me if you wanted
to come over for dinner.
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523. What do you say?
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524. Stop trying to be my friend.
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525. Bosses cannot be friends.
It doesn't work that way.
Copy !req
526. Instead of coming over
to your house for dinner
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527. with you and your wife
this weekend,
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528. I think I'll stay home and masturbate
to the thought of your wife
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529. wearing her bathing suit
at the barbecue.
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530. - We should do push-ups.
- Hey. Shut up. Stop talking.
Copy !req
531. - What did you say?
- You talk too much. I don't talk, I act.
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532. I punched him in the goddamn throat.
It felt amazing.
Copy !req
533. - Who?
- Our boss, Grant.
Copy !req
534. Do you want to join us?
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535. But there's just
the three chairs.
Copy !req
536. I'll sit in your chair.
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537. Ah.
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538. We should do push-ups.
Copy !req
539. You're a good dog
and I care for you.
Copy !req
540. That said, I won't be
petting you anymore.
Copy !req
541. I've been coddling you.
This is for your own good.
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542. Sorry.
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543. What are you doing?
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544. You're not supposed to be here.
You don't have a black stripe.
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545. I thought
you were my friend.
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546. A friend wouldn't say
they were a day class student
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547. and then go to the night class
behind my back.
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548. I didn't...
Copy !req
549. Our limbs get their strength
from leverage points.
Copy !req
550. An elbow can
only bend one way
Copy !req
551. because if it could bend more than
one way it would be weaker.
Copy !req
552. But this design is also
inherently flawed.
Copy !req
553. Henry, come on up to the front.
I want you to help me demonstrate something.
Copy !req
554. Watch closely.
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555. Leverage is a weapon. You can use it
or it can be used against you.
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556. You earned your blue belt.
I know I could never take that from you.
Copy !req
557. So I took your arm instead.
Copy !req
558. Never come back here.
Not even for the day class.
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559. Everyone, I'd like you
to welcome Casey to the night class.
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560. He's a yellow belt.
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561. All right. Let's begin.
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562. You're done
for the night.
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563. So is he.
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564. Can you drag him
off the mat?
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565. Learn to love
this feeling.
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566. Your bones aching.
Your chest screaming.
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567. This is karate.
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568. I have nothing else.
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569. Congratulations on a great class, everyone.
Let's begin the cool-down.
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570. They're all gonna
cool down on the mat,
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571. but since
it's your first time,
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572. I want you to cool down
away from the others.
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573. Come with me.
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574. I know you're probably a little confused
about what's happening.
Copy !req
575. Just know that every one
of them out there
Copy !req
576. had to do this
at one point.
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577. Again, I'm sorry
to make you cool down with her.
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578. She's a woman so her hands are naturally
weaker than a man's.
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579. An after-workout sports massage works
best with strong hands,
Copy !req
580. so I know
this is not ideal.
Copy !req
581. A massage from a woman
is still better than a self-massage.
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582. Well, what are you
waiting for, yellow belt?
Copy !req
583. Take off your jacket
and sit in front of me.
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584. Sorry.
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585. I know they're not
as strong as a man's.
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586. So, this is the women's
changing room.
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587. It is.
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588. It's the same as the men's in every way,
only it's smaller and not as nice.
Copy !req
589. How long have you
been taking karate?
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590. I was one of the dojo's first students
when it opened.
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591. And how long
have you been a brown belt?
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592. The cool-down
is supposed to be silent.
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593. Why was he promoted
to black belt before you?
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594. Is that why
you fought him tonight?
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595. You could have killed him.
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596. - It looked like you wanted to.
- I was proving a point.
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597. - About your belt?
- No.
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598. About why I'm here.
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599. Never hold back.
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600. Not ever.
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601. It will only make you weak,
and you can't be weak anymore.
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602. Not in the night classes.
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603. Do you understand?
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604. I think I do.
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605. But then again,
maybe I don't.
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606. You will.
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607. This isn't
a safe place, Casey.
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608. My turn.
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609. You can come in.
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610. Your belt. It's yellow.
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611. I had it made.
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612. It's for everyday use
with casual clothing.
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613. Obviously, I chose yellow
because I am a yellow belt.
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614. I wanted to wear
my yellow belt all the time
Copy !req
615. but I knew
it would look strange.
Copy !req
616. That really is
a wonderful idea.
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617. To be honest,
I wish I'd thought of it.
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618. Now I can be a yellow belt
in everyday life,
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619. in addition to being one
in this dojo.
Copy !req
620. I mentioned before
that I had it made.
Copy !req
621. It was a special order.
Copy !req
622. The thing is, the belt company
wouldn't make just one.
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623. I had to make
at least 50.
Copy !req
624. The positive out of this is that
I have enough for all the other students.
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625. I even had them make
a black one for you.
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626. I think it turned out
quite nice.
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627. I don't know what to say.
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628. I'm honored.
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629. How much
did all this cost?
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630. Oh, don't worry about that.
This is my gift to the academy.
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631. Although I was let go from my accounting job
the other day, unexpectedly.
Copy !req
632. You have
accounting experience?
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633. Oh, 10 years,
or 120 months.
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634. I'm looking for someone
to help manage the books here.
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635. I can't keep up
with the growth of the academy.
Copy !req
636. There's more money coming in.
It's overwhelming.
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637. I could use a mind
like yours.
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638. It wouldn't be permanent.
Just till you get things on track.
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639. Well, thank you.
Yes. The answer is yes.
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640. Good.
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641. You'll start tomorrow.
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642. I'm sure you'll find another job
by the time you finish
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643. organizing the books here.
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644. - Casey.
- Yes?
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645. I really am excited
about the belt.
Copy !req
646. - Hello?
- Casey?
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647. Who is this?
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648. The men you told me about,
would you know them if you saw them?
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649. Is that you, Sensei?
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650. The men.
The ones who attacked you.
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651. - I...
- Would you know their faces?
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652. They were wearing helmets.
Motorcycle helmets.
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653. - So you didn't see their faces?
- Why are you asking me this?
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654. The other day,
when you told me about
Copy !req
655. what happened to you,
Copy !req
656. it made me angry.
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657. I have resources.
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658. I found one of the men
who attacked you, Casey.
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659. I need you to meet me.
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660. But I won't be sure.
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661. It was dark.
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662. And like I was saying,
they were wearing motorcycle helmets.
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663. It's him.
You have to trust me.
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664. You trust me, don't you?
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665. Did you park in the garage
like I asked?
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666. Yeah.
There was a motorcycle.
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667. I'm glad you came.
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668. I see you're wearing
your belt for strength.
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669. Me too.
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670. Not only does it represent
my black belt in karate
Copy !req
671. but it also helps
keep my pants up.
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672. Yeah. So, where is he?
Copy !req
673. In the bar.
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674. I still don't... Are you...
Are you sure it's him?
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675. - Very sure.
- But how?
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676. How what? You saw the motorcycle
with your own eyes.
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677. How did you find him?
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678. - You don't need to worry about that.
- Well, what does he look like?
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679. He wears a hat sometimes,
but not always.
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680. There he is.
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681. - That's the man we're looking for.
- Him?
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682. Yeah. He matches
the description I gave you.
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683. He's not wearing a hat, but I told you
he doesn't always wear one.
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684. I just don't think we should do this.
Not like this.
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685. Although I do appreciate
you trying to...
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686. I'm not giving you
the choice, Casey.
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687. Out here's no different
than in my dojo.
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688. That belt that you're wearing
is still yellow and mine's still black.
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689. I'm your teacher and you're my student
and you'll do as you're told.
Copy !req
690. And understand this. I'm not helping you.
You're helping yourself.
Copy !req
691. Remember what he did to you.
Copy !req
692. He stole your dignity.
Copy !req
693. Take it back.
Copy !req
694. Hi.
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695. Do you remember me?
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696. I don't think.
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697. Hey!
Look at me.
Copy !req
698. I'm talking to you.
Copy !req
699. Do you remember my face?
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700. Good night.
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701. No. Don't touch him.
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702. Don't touch him.
He's still breathing.
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703. What are you doing?
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704. You taught him a lesson.
Copy !req
705. He and his friends will definitely
think twice before messing with you again.
Copy !req
706. - Why are you filming this?
- I'm documenting.
Copy !req
707. Documenting what?
Copy !req
708. Your growth.
Copy !req
709. See you tomorrow.
Copy !req
710. We'll get you started with determining
which accounts are delinquent
Copy !req
711. and then, if we have enough time,
we'll move on to organizing the receipts
Copy !req
712. for the business-related
purchases.
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713. You did the right thing.
You'll see.
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714. I'm sorry.
There was nothing we could do.
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715. Did he go peacefully?
Copy !req
716. No. It was likely
very painful.
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717. There was a great deal
of trauma.
Copy !req
718. What do you mean, "trauma"?
Copy !req
719. Well, the X-rays indicated
there were broken ribs
Copy !req
720. and severe bruising
to the internal tissue.
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721. I don't understand.
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722. Did you hurt your dog?
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723. Of course not. No.
He was my best friend.
Copy !req
724. I left him alone in my house
and when I came back...
Copy !req
725. Did you notice anything
out of place?
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726. I... I don't know.
I came straight here.
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727. Do you think
someone did this to him?
Copy !req
728. - We found blood on his canines.
- He bit them?
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729. It seems he fought to the very end.
He was very brave.
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730. I tried my best
not to coddle him.
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731. I know this is hard.
I don't want to upset you.
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732. But it's the strangest thing.
He died from a punch. I'm sure of it.
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733. Only, the bruising pattern doesn't seem
to indicate a fist but rather a foot.
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734. I know. It doesn't
make any sense.
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735. Sometimes your opponent
will be bigger than you,
Copy !req
736. but remember this. You're children.
You're still growing.
Copy !req
737. If they defeat you in combat, there will
always be the opportunity later in life,
Copy !req
738. when you are fully grown,
to exact your revenge.
Copy !req
739. Casey, we're in
the middle of a class.
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740. What are you doing?
Copy !req
741. I'm wearing shoes
on the mat.
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742. Also, I didn't bow.
Copy !req
743. What happened?
Copy !req
744. - What is it? You can tell me.
- I'm hungry.
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745. Don't do this.
Copy !req
746. All this not bowing and eating
on the mat has made me thirsty.
Copy !req
747. Rule number nine. Stay hydrated.
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748. - Enough.
- You killed my dog!
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749. - When?
- Last night.
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750. I was with you
last night.
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751. Casey, that's impossible.
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752. Is that the dog that you were telling me
was of German lineage?
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753. He was a dachshund,
you son of a bitch.
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754. Dachshund. Short of stature, long of body.
Not the most masculine of breeds.
Copy !req
755. No, unfortunately, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
Copy !req
756. My condolences.
Copy !req
757. Fuck you
and fuck your dojo.
Copy !req
758. As I said already,
I was with you last night.
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759. I saw what you did to that man,
that innocent man.
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760. You said
he was one of them.
Copy !req
761. And deep down, you knew
he didn't have anything to do
Copy !req
762. with whatever happened to you
and yet you did what you did anyway.
Copy !req
763. - You're insane.
- It didn't matter to you, did it?
Copy !req
764. You wanted to take out your pain
and frustration on someone else
Copy !req
765. and you needed to become
what you hated.
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766. I'm done.
This isn't karate.
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767. I have it all
on tape.
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768. The man from last night
has two choices.
Copy !req
769. Either become a better version of himself...
Copy !req
770. or succumb
to his weaknesses.
Copy !req
771. You gave him that choice,
and his life will never be the same.
Copy !req
772. That night all those months ago
was the best thing
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773. that ever happened to you
and you know it.
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774. You are who you always
wanted to be.
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775. Karate has changed you.
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776. Channel this energy
into class tonight.
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777. And take your shoes off.
Copy !req
778. Okay, children.
Back to work.
Copy !req
779. In the art of accounting,
I'm a white belt,
Copy !req
780. and you are
a fiscal black belt.
Copy !req
781. - Did you kill my dog?
- No.
Copy !req
782. Even if it wasn't a masculine dog,
I didn't kill it.
Copy !req
783. But I'm gonna
make this right.
Copy !req
784. You'll see.
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785. I've been having trouble
controlling my emotions lately.
Copy !req
786. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
787. It's a very masculine trait.
Embrace it.
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788. Women are
much cooler-headed.
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789. I want you to come
work for me full-time.
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790. This is
a part-time job at best.
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791. I want you to take over
the children's class.
Copy !req
792. - What about Anna?
- Let me worry about Anna.
Copy !req
793. But she's easily the most qualified person
for this position.
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794. I'm just a yellow belt.
She's almost a black belt.
Copy !req
795. Anna will never
be a black belt.
Copy !req
796. To be honest, I didn't ever think
she'd last this long.
Copy !req
797. When she earned her blue belt,
I put her in charge of the children's class
Copy !req
798. due to her innate maternal instincts.
She is a woman.
Copy !req
799. But she let her feminine tendencies
interfere with her karate.
Copy !req
800. I realize now that her being a woman will
prevent her from ever becoming a man.
Copy !req
801. You know, there are
things in life that men do
Copy !req
802. and there are things in life
that women do.
Copy !req
803. There are some things
that women and men do together,
Copy !req
804. like ride a tandem bicycle
or have sex.
Copy !req
805. But even then, men ride a tandem bicycle
to please the woman
Copy !req
806. and sex is
the other way around.
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807. Karate...
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808. Karate's a thing for men.
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809. It's time
for the night class.
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810. I just wanted to say
thank you for the belts.
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811. Oh. Of course. Yeah.
I'm so glad you like them.
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812. Like it? I love it.
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813. Now, while I'm walking
around in public,
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814. I can still feel
like a brown belt
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815. by wearing this brown belt.
Thank you.
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816. Tonight, I want you, you,
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817. and you.
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818. How big is your head?
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819. Uh, regular size.
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820. Finish getting dressed.
Meet me out the back.
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821. I don't think
I can do this.
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822. Did you hear me?
I can't do this.
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823. Yes, you can.
You'll be fine.
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824. - You're not coming.
- I'm coming.
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825. - We don't need you.
- Casey can take my place as runner.
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826. I'll be the driver
this time.
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827. Otherwise you'll only have
three drivers and one runner.
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828. You need the extra runner
and you know it.
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829. Put it on. Do it.
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830. I want you two
to play spotters.
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831. We'll do it.
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832. No.
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833. You're lucky I even let you
ride with us tonight.
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834. Thomas is
too recognizable.
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835. You can see his disgusting face
and bandages
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836. even with
the helmet on.
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837. Casey has to do it.
He needs to prove himself.
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838. It's time, Casey.
Go find us someone to help.
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839. They have to be alone.
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840. You should have never
started taking karate, Casey.
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841. - But you did.
- We don't have to do this.
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842. He'll kill us if we don't.
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843. Everything's gonna be okay,
but one of us has to hurt him, Casey.
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844. I can't.
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845. Then wait here.
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846. Who are you?
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847. Stop!
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848. Police! Stop! Show me
your hands! Police!
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849. Shit.
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850. I didn't mean to shoot your friend.
Please, stop.
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851. Stop where you are!
Show me your hands!
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852. It was an accident.
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853. Casey!
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854. Casey!
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855. Casey! Casey,
we have to leave now!
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856. They got our guy.
He's dead. They got away.
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857. You know, one of the jobs
of the spotter
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858. is to ask the person
if they have a gun.
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859. And that man had a gun.
Why didn't you ask if he had a gun?
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860. My kicks aren't gonna be
so strong anymore.
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861. The bullet
only grazed you.
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862. Imprecise and boorish.
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863. Hey, this is your fault.
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864. Remind me to put a red stripe
on your belt tomorrow.
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865. What? The stripe for instructors?
You... You can keep that.
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866. Red stripes aren't for instructors.
It's for ending a life.
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867. Red represents blood.
There's no stripe for instructors.
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868. A yellow belt with both
black and red stripes...
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869. Unprecedented.
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870. - Thomas, take Anna home.
- No.
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871. I'll do it.
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872. So, how did you get yours?
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873. This one on the right.
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874. My what?
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875. Your stripe.
The red one.
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876. It was another student.
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877. He was a belt above me.
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878. The highest ranked at the time,
other than Sensei.
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879. I was better than him.
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880. I knew it, but I also
knew my place.
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881. And during
the sparring sessions,
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882. I let him win 'cause I didn't want to
upset the hierarchy.
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883. As you've probably noticed,
there's a hierarchy in karate.
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884. At this point,
the dojo only had
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885. one changing room,
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886. so I would wait until
the men finished changing,
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887. then I would
get dressed alone.
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888. And one night, as I was
getting undressed,
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889. the upper belt came in
and attacked me from behind.
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890. I'd always
held back in class,
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891. so he saw me as weak.
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892. An easy target.
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893. I ended up strangling him
to death with his own belt.
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894. I made him suffer.
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895. And the last thing he saw
before his eyes burst was
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896. the sense of satisfaction
on my face.
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897. He saw that I was not weak,
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898. but strong.
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899. I've never held
anything back since.
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900. After that, Sensei had
the old equipment closet
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901. converted into the women's
changing room.
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902. He said that I had
tempted the upper belt.
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903. That it was my fault.
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904. But it wasn't your fault.
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905. I know.
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906. Thanks for the ride.
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907. I hope I never see you
in class again, Casey.
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908. I hope you leave and never
come back. I really do.
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909. You're gonna kill him.
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910. He's trying to kill him.
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911. You think you're the only one
that deserves a red stripe?
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912. I deserve a red stripe
just as much as you. Maybe more.
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913. He looks very weak
and hopeless.
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914. Chances of him making something of
his life are minimal.
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915. - Go ahead.
- Wait.
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916. Do you hear that?
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917. Sirens.
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918. I hear sirens.
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919. I don't hear anything.
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920. Women are much more sensitive
to higher-pitched sounds than men.
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921. Trust me. I hear sirens approaching.
We should leave.
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922. Take his wallet.
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923. I'm going to kill you.
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924. Do you want
to know why?
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925. I could say it's for
the honor of the dojo.
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926. I could tell you it's because you're
blackmailing former students
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927. into paying membership fees
long after they leave.
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928. Or because private lessons are given
to those who do not ask for them.
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929. Like myself.
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930. But really
it's because I hate you.
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931. I hate you very much.
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932. And not only do I want
to watch you die,
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933. but I want to be the reason
that you stop breathing.
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934. I've never wanted anything
more in my entire life.
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935. I'm going to
kill you, Leslie.
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936. That's right.
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937. I found out that
your real name is Leslie.
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938. I called you that
to make you angry.
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939. When you think about it,
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940. Leslie is a lot more
feminine-sounding than Casey.
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941. I can make you a black belt.
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942. You can skip all the other colors.
You don't even need to earn it.
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943. I challenge you to a fight to the death,
in unarmed combat.
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944. You'll lose.
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945. I'm better at fighting
than you.
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946. Very well.
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947. I accept.
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948. I've been thinking
a lot lately,
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949. about what I would say to you
after I killed you.
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950. I came up with two things,
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951. and I don't want to second-guess
my choice later on,
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952. so I'm going to say both.
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953. First, you would say that using
this makes me a weak man,
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954. and without question,
it does.
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955. But I am alive
and you are dead,
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956. so I would argue
it makes you the weaker man.
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957. The second thing I came up
with is from a film I saw once.
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958. I didn't play by the rules,
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959. but there never
were any rules.
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960. I defeated him in unarmed combat
to the death.
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961. In the tradition
of our Grand Master,
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962. I punched a hole through his head
with my index finger.
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963. It was a move that only Grand Master knew
but now I know it too.
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964. I did it to restore honor to Grand Master,
this academy and its students.
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965. Does anybody have
a problem with that?
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966. Because if you do, I'm happy to punch
my finger through your skull too.
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967. Good. I've killed
enough people for today.
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968. On second thought,
there is one more thing.
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969. Everyone hold their hands out
in front of them.
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970. Don't make me ask again.
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971. What's this for?
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972. I sprained my wrist.
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973. - How did you sprain it?
- Playing guitar.
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974. - I didn't know you played.
- I do.
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975. How are you
with chords and scales?
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976. I'm good with them.
I can play several songs quite well.
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977. What type of music were you playing
when you sprained your wrist?
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978. Soft rock.
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979. - Take off the bandage.
- Why?
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980. Because it is impossible
to sprain your wrist playing soft rock.
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981. Only extreme metal
can do that.
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982. This is my new dog.
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983. We've come
to an understanding.
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984. He knows
that I'm the alpha.
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985. This is not mine.
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986. I took it,
but I did not earn it.
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987. Now get in line,
yellow belt.
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988. Up until this point, you've been
taught that violence equals strength
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989. and compassion
equals weakness.
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990. This ideology is limiting.
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991. It is possible to be brutally tolerant
or peacefully savage.
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992. Your karate mindset is equally as important
as your karate skill set.
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993. You're gonna notice
some changes around here,
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994. but this is still the night class
and you are still its students.
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995. Do you understand?
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996. Good.
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997. Let's start with
some moderate stretching.
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998. All right, students.
Let's start with some warm-ups.
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999. Jumping jacks.
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1000. One, two,
three, four, five, six...
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1001. - Very good.
- ... seven, eight, nine, 10.
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1002. Good. Everybody, well done.
Now let's do your side kicks.
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1003. Very good side kicks.
Excellent form.
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1004. Okay, everybody. Now we're doing
karate chops. Ready?
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1005. Very good chops.
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1006. Great job, Manny.
You've made great strides.
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1007. All right, everybody.
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1008. Now I'm going to teach you
how to kick with your fist,
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1009. and punch with your foot.
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1010. Are you ready?
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