1. How are we doing, Shake?Copy !req
2. We're doing okay,
excitement 90, tension 92...Copy !req
3. pulse rate 132...Copy !req
4. and 138 heartbeats.Copy !req
5. Yes, my Pandi and Dandi are magnifique.Copy !req
6. I'm going to make them
the biggest stars of our decade.Copy !req
7. Boss, we have just scored...Copy !req
8. 150 heartbeats.Copy !req
9. Gentlemen, I predict our BIM song...Copy !req
10. is going to take this competition by storm.Copy !req
11. Ashley, prepare some BIM merchandise.Copy !req
12. - Something like BIM T-shirts.
- T-shirts?Copy !req
13. Ashley, use your imagination. This is 1994.Copy !req
14. On the 1994
Worldvision Song CompetitionCopy !req
15. Via satellite to over two billion viewersCopy !req
16. We are moving on to number six.Copy !req
17. And now here they are, singing their song,Copy !req
18. Love, the Universal Melody,Copy !req
19. Alphie and Bibi.Copy !req
20. What the hell is this?Copy !req
21. It's a love song.Copy !req
22. - Do the BIM!
- Shut up!Copy !req
23. Go back to Moose Jaw!Copy !req
24. Bob, what's going on?Copy !req
25. As you can see, they're starting to climb.Copy !req
26. Oh, hell.Copy !req
27. - What's the matter with you?
- It's so beautiful.Copy !req
28. Who the hell are they?Copy !req
29. They're nobodies.Copy !req
30. I swear, they're just a couple of kids
from Moose Jaw.Copy !req
31. - Moose where?
- I think it's in Canada.Copy !req
32. They're good.Copy !req
33. But, boss, for Christ's sake,
they're singing a love song.Copy !req
34. Love songs are out. It's just nostalgia.Copy !req
35. Nostalgia is always dangerous.Copy !req
36. Don't worry, boss.
They'll never reach a 150.Copy !req
37. One hundred and fifty-one.Copy !req
38. - Shake.
- Yes, sir?Copy !req
39. - Red tape.
- The red tape, sir?Copy !req
40. You heard me.Copy !req
41. Take this tape and put it on right now.Copy !req
42. And don't ask any questions.Copy !req
43. But, what if somebody sees?Copy !req
44. Then you're dead. Very dead.Copy !req
45. Come on, where's this coming from?
What's this?Copy !req
46. Mr. Boogalow.Copy !req
47. Oh, monsieur Boogalow,
Je suis Jean-Louis de la Radio Monte Carlo.Copy !req
48. Avez-vous quelque chose a dire
aux ecouteurs de la Radio Monte Carlo?Copy !req
49. Oui, a Ce moment, mesdames
et messieurs, je vous passeCopy !req
50. le plus grand imprésario Du monde,
monsieur Boogalow.Copy !req
51. Mesdames et messieurs,
la meilleure chanson a gagné,Copy !req
52. alors Le BIM sera toujours avec nous.Copy !req
53. - Merci et bonne nuit.
- Bitte sagensie auf Deutsch.Copy !req
54. Naturlich, meine Damen und Herren,
das beste Lied hat gewonnen.Copy !req
55. Der BIM wird immer mit uns sein.
Danke vielmals und gute Nacht.Copy !req
56. Bon, monsieur Boogalow,
italiano per favore.Copy !req
57. Signore e signori,
la migliore canzone ha vinto.Copy !req
58. Allora il BIM Sara sempre con noi,
grazie tante e buona notte.Copy !req
59. Mr. Boogalow, what about something for the
billion of Americans who were watching?Copy !req
60. The best song won.
The BIM is with us to stay.Copy !req
61. I understand the government has adopted your BIM
song as part of their national fitness program,Copy !req
62. - is that true?
- You'll know tomorrow.Copy !req
63. Sir, rumor has it that there was another song
which came very close to being the winner...Copy !req
64. Just a moment, who do you write for?Copy !req
65. I'm Joe Pittman from The Daily Post.Copy !req
66. Very well, Joe Pittman,
will you repeat your question?Copy !req
67. Yeah, people say
that this whole competition was rigged.Copy !req
68. You may print what you just said,
Joe Pittman...Copy !req
69. and you will find yourself in the
unemployment line tomorrow morning.Copy !req
70. - How about that?
- Well, sir...Copy !req
71. Thank you very much.Copy !req
72. - What is it, boss?
- Nothing.Copy !req
73. Joe Pittman. Just remember that name.Copy !req
74. We won the grand prize. We won it.Copy !req
75. Congratulations!Copy !req
76. I did it with this.Copy !req
77. Daisy.Copy !req
78. Thank you.Copy !req
79. Let's drink to this.Copy !req
80. How about a drink with our BIM glasses?Copy !req
81. Lovely, Ashley.Copy !req
82. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
83. a toast to BIM.Copy !req
84. BIM!Copy !req
85. Bibi, I don't want to go there,
I don't even like the guy.Copy !req
86. It's just a party. I promised we would go.Copy !req
87. Come on, let's just go home.Copy !req
88. But he liked us, maybe he'll sign us.
We need an agent.Copy !req
89. - I don't trust him.
- He's the biggest agent in the world.Copy !req
90. He made Pandi and Dandi.
He made the BIM. Please, Alphie.Copy !req
91. Ashley, your BIM-ball machine
appears to be very successful.Copy !req
92. - What else have you got to astound me?
- This, sir.Copy !req
93. A BIM earring. Nice.Copy !req
94. But it's not only an earring.
It's a BIM mark...Copy !req
95. - and you can stick it anywhere.
- Well done, Ashley.Copy !req
96. Clever boy, now get everybody
to wear one. Immediatement.Copy !req
97. Ladies and gentlemen, attention please.Copy !req
98. Our marketing genius, Ashley...Copy !req
99. has invented a beautiful BIM mark.Copy !req
100. We're all going to wear it from now on.Copy !req
101. And I shall be the first one. Voila!Copy !req
102. Mr. Boogalow.Copy !req
103. Anybody for a BIM mark?Copy !req
104. Take a BIM mark.Copy !req
105. - Pandi, may I Bimunize you?
- Yes, you may, my darling.Copy !req
106. Hey boss, they're here!Copy !req
107. Here they are.Copy !req
108. Ladies and gentlemen,
my guests of honor from...Copy !req
109. - Moose Jaw.
- ... Moose Jaw.Copy !req
110. Come, my friends,
let me introduce you to my stars.Copy !req
111. This is my star, Dandi.Copy !req
112. Hi, nice to meet you.Copy !req
113. And this is my beautiful Pandi.Copy !req
114. Now, let's all have a drink.
We have something to celebrate.Copy !req
115. Bravo!Copy !req
116. - How about BIM and tonic.
- BIM your way out, please.Copy !req
117. I want to tell you, you did a
great job with that song. Just great.Copy !req
118. But the crowd booed us in the end.Copy !req
119. Forget the crowd, they're just
not into that kind of crap anymore.Copy !req
120. Crap? Well, Alphie wrote it.Copy !req
121. Well, there you go.Copy !req
122. Champagne, young man?Copy !req
123. Sorry, I don't drink alcohol.Copy !req
124. Did you hear that? But this is remarkable.Copy !req
125. - Our young star from...
- Moose Jaw.Copy !req
126. Moose Jaw does not drink alcohol.Copy !req
127. And how about you?Copy !req
128. Yes, please, I'll have
a glass of champagne.Copy !req
129. Wow, that's my baby.Copy !req
130. Dandi, why don't you show this
beautiful young lady my penthouse.Copy !req
131. With pleasure.Copy !req
132. Would you like a grand tour, too,
Mr. Shake?Copy !req
133. Well, why not?Copy !req
134. Come, young man,
we have a lot to talk about.Copy !req
135. - We do? What for instance?
- Your future, for instance.Copy !req
136. - This is the roof garden.
- It's so beautiful out here.Copy !req
137. Oh, my God, look at the people.Copy !req
138. They look like little bugs running around.Copy !req
139. - I've never been so high in my life.
- You're joking.Copy !req
140. Here, try one of these.Copy !req
141. - What are they?
- Just little pills, they won't harm you.Copy !req
142. Come on. Take it.Copy !req
143. - You're really from the sticks, aren't you?
- From where?Copy !req
144. From the sticks, like out in the boondocks.Copy !req
145. Are you speaking English?Copy !req
146. Look, the boondocks means
you're from the middle of nowhere.Copy !req
147. You know what I'm saying?
You're from the middle of nowhere.Copy !req
148. Forget it.Copy !req
149. Get out.Copy !req
150. C'est la vie, my friend.Copy !req
151. - Quit frowning.
- We need a lawyer.Copy !req
152. I thought this was supposed to be
the happiest day of our lives.Copy !req
153. - We've got to get a lawyer.
- We can't afford one.Copy !req
154. The guy's a shark. He'll eat us alive.Copy !req
155. He's just an agent, he doesn't own us.
He's only taking 50%.Copy !req
156. Have you ever seen an American contract?Copy !req
157. It's hundreds of pages of double talk.Copy !req
158. He'll destroy us.Copy !req
159. Or make us.Copy !req
160. Good morning. We're...Copy !req
161. I know, I saw you last night
on the Worldvision.Copy !req
162. - We have an appointment with...
- Mr. Boogalow.Copy !req
163. Would you please take a seat over there.Copy !req
164. How long we gotta wait?Copy !req
165. Mr. Boogalow's a very busy man.Copy !req
166. - What are you, a clown?
- Diyaklof.Copy !req
167. Dick Diyaklof from Kansas City,
manager of Ballet 2000.Copy !req
168. Who?Copy !req
169. See the incredible shrinking manCopy !req
170. Watch him before your eyesCopy !req
171. As he grows smallerCopy !req
172. And smallerCopy !req
173. And smaller!Copy !req
174. Mr. Diyaklof. Mr. Dick Diyaklof
and the Ballet 2000.Copy !req
175. Mr. Boogalow will see you now.Copy !req
176. Good afternoon.
I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.Copy !req
177. May I introduce my lawyers,
Sir James Clark and Mr. Clark James...Copy !req
178. from the firm James, Clark and Weinstein.Copy !req
179. Boogalow always keeps his word.Copy !req
180. The contracts are ready. Initial each page
and sign at the end, please.Copy !req
181. Thank you.Copy !req
182. Contracts?Copy !req
183. - Why two?
- Separate entities.Copy !req
184. Why can't we sign as a duo?Copy !req
185. - Ruling 247 E.
- Paragraph 17.Copy !req
186. It's in your own interest.Copy !req
187. Mr. Boogalow always protects his clients.Copy !req
188. Just trust him. He's here to represent you.Copy !req
189. He's on your side.Copy !req
190. Mr. Boogalow, do you mind
if we read them first?Copy !req
191. Fine, fine with me. Take your time.
Just keep in mind...Copy !req
192. that you have an appointment
with Ingrid Stockinger at 5:00.Copy !req
193. Who's she?Copy !req
194. What do you mean, who's she?Copy !req
195. Ingrid Stockinger is
the in fashion designer.Copy !req
196. Yes. Our wonderful boss is kind enough...Copy !req
197. to buy you some new clothes
to fit your new image.Copy !req
198. Mr. Boogalow, did you say 5:00?
That's in 20 minutes.Copy !req
199. Yes, yes, and the press is waiting, too.
So let's not waste time.Copy !req
200. Ashley, we are ready for the press.Copy !req
201. Ah! Voila!Copy !req
202. Where do I have to sign?Copy !req
203. - Right here, young lady.
- And here.Copy !req
204. - Bibi, wait a minute.
- What now?Copy !req
205. What now?Copy !req
206. Look, I want to read the contract,
and I want to get a lawyer.Copy !req
207. Mr. Boogalow, we can sign tomorrow. Okay?Copy !req
208. Impossible. Mr. Boogalow has to go to Paris
for a marketing conference.Copy !req
209. I'm sorry.Copy !req
210. You see, Boog is already
selling your first album.Copy !req
211. But we haven't even made one yet.Copy !req
212. First you sell it. Then you make it.
That's marketing.Copy !req
213. Mr. Boogalow.Copy !req
214. Mr. Boogalow,
surely we can sign next week?Copy !req
215. Next week you won't be available.Copy !req
216. - What do you mean?
- You're going to the West Coast.Copy !req
217. The West Coast?Copy !req
218. Mr. Boogalow has already arranged
your first concert tour.Copy !req
219. America, coast to coast.Copy !req
220. Sign there.Copy !req
221. Initial there, and after that.Copy !req
222. - That's beautiful.
- Down there.Copy !req
223. And here.Copy !req
224. And there.Copy !req
225. And this one here.Copy !req
226. On the bottom.Copy !req
227. And those two.Copy !req
228. What's going on?Copy !req
229. Oh, my God, what's happening?Copy !req
230. What's going on?Copy !req
231. Are you all right?Copy !req
232. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
233. - There was an earthquake.
- A what?Copy !req
234. An earthquake.Copy !req
235. It was an earthquake. I didn't dream it.Copy !req
236. Of course you didn't.Copy !req
237. When I signed my first contract,
I also felt the world was going to pieces.Copy !req
238. Come on, Alphie, sign,
and let's go to the West Coast.Copy !req
239. Come on, Alphie, come on just sign it.Copy !req
240. Sign.Copy !req
241. Don't you see what's going on?Copy !req
242. What are you talking about?
Pull yourself together, Alphie.Copy !req
243. It's getting dark.Copy !req
244. It's the middle of the day.Copy !req
245. It's getting dark.Copy !req
246. Look!Copy !req
247. Just look at this joint.Copy !req
248. - Do you like it?
- I love it.Copy !req
249. - I hate it.
- You can go back to Paradise.Copy !req
250. Come on, Bibi,
let's get out of here before it's too late.Copy !req
251. Let me have a look at you.Copy !req
252. Sorry, no flowers here.Copy !req
253. Beautiful. Come in.Copy !req
254. I'd like you to meet someone.Copy !req
255. Meet my son, Dandi.Copy !req
256. Bibi.Copy !req
257. - Hi, Dandi.
- I've been waiting for you.Copy !req
258. What about her?Copy !req
259. Don't worry about her, she's my sister.Copy !req
260. - Shake.
- Yes, master?Copy !req
261. - Bring the hors d'oeuvre.
- Our special hors d'oeuvre.Copy !req
262. My special hors d'oeuvre, the apple.Copy !req
263. Bring the master's special
hors d'oeuvre, the apple!Copy !req
264. Don't be afraid.Copy !req
265. Taste it.Copy !req
266. - Don't!
- Alphie.Copy !req
267. Come here.Copy !req
268. Taste it.Copy !req
269. You'll never get me! Never!Copy !req
270. Alphie, wait a minute, Alphie.Copy !req
271. Alphie!Copy !req
272. Oh, don't worry about him.Copy !req
273. - Hey, where are you going?
- I have to go with him.Copy !req
274. - You don't have to go anywhere.
- But he's my boyfriend.Copy !req
275. Bibi, he doesn't own you,
he can't tell you what to do.Copy !req
276. He's not your master.Copy !req
277. My dear girl, from now on...Copy !req
278. whether you like it or not...Copy !req
279. you're a member of the BIM family.Copy !req
280. Ladies and gentlemen,
please, one at a time.Copy !req
281. - Miss Phillips will answer all your questions.
- Now, Mr. Warrick.Copy !req
282. Miss Phillips, how does it feel...Copy !req
283. a girl from nowhere about to become
America's number one BIM star?Copy !req
284. It's frightening,
but I put all my faith in Mr. Boogalow.Copy !req
285. Miss Phillips, can you tell
us your immediate plans?Copy !req
286. Mr. Boogalow arranges everything for me.Copy !req
287. Miss Phillips, what about your
private life, any plans for marriage?Copy !req
288. Miss Phillips is going to be too dedicated
to art and too busy for such a fidelity.Copy !req
289. - Anyway, she's already married.
- Married?Copy !req
290. To the BIM.Copy !req
291. And as for her immediate plans...Copy !req
292. Miss Phillips is on her way to the West Coast
to begin her first American concert tour.Copy !req
293. - Just a minute, lady.
- Yeah? What do you want?Copy !req
294. - I'm gonna have to take a look at you.
- So look.Copy !req
295. Sorry, I'm going to
have to give you a ticket.Copy !req
296. - Why?
- 'Cause you're not wearing the BIM mark.Copy !req
297. You know it's obligatory now.Copy !req
298. - It is?
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
299. Just go along to your local post office...Copy !req
300. you buy some,
and you wear one from now on.Copy !req
301. - Where do I wear it?
- You wear it anywhere you want.Copy !req
302. It's 12:00. How can a man sleep so long?Copy !req
303. - Alphie, good morning.
- Good morning.Copy !req
304. - What time is it?
- It's late.Copy !req
305. Oh, shit! I'm late.Copy !req
306. Your damned alarm clock
didn't go off again.Copy !req
307. It did, too. It woke me up.Copy !req
308. Oh, my God, what happened
in here last night? A pogrom?Copy !req
309. No, I've just written a new song.Copy !req
310. Yeah, I heard it.Copy !req
311. You kept me awake all night
with that racket.Copy !req
312. Gee, I'm sorry. How did you like it?Copy !req
313. I'll like it when you sell it,
and pay me the rent.Copy !req
314. I'll sell it. I'll sell it.
I know I'm going to sell it.Copy !req
315. I need the money. This government's crazy.Copy !req
316. Now they came out already with a new tax.Copy !req
317. What new tax?Copy !req
318. Some shit. You go to the post office
and you wear it on your face.Copy !req
319. Oh, the BIM mark.
I'm not going to wear one.Copy !req
320. - They'll arrest you.
- Let them.Copy !req
321. Alphie.Copy !req
322. Why don't you write
the kind of shit they like...Copy !req
323. so you can sell it and pay me
what you owe me?Copy !req
324. I want the money by the end of the week.Copy !req
325. Listen, I've written a new song.
They'll buy this one.Copy !req
326. I hope they do. Yeah, right.Copy !req
327. You know, that song, I kind of liked it.Copy !req
328. Yeah, it put me in mind of the old days.Copy !req
329. It made me cry.Copy !req
330. I knew there had to be a heart
in that big bosom of yours.Copy !req
331. Would you stop that? Go away.Copy !req
332. Come here.Copy !req
333. - Alphie, I gotta make...
- Now, listen. Sit down.Copy !req
334. Now, just wait a minute.Copy !req
335. Listen to this.Copy !req
336. Thank you very much.Copy !req
337. Sorry, I couldn't hear you.Copy !req
338. That's all for now. Thank you very much.Copy !req
339. Thank you very much what?Copy !req
340. Yes? No? Good? Bad? Shit? What?Copy !req
341. Well, it's not exactly what
we're looking for at the moment.Copy !req
342. What exactly are you looking for?Copy !req
343. You're a talented young man.
Look around, see what's on the market.Copy !req
344. I'm sure you'll come back
with the right stuff. Good luck.Copy !req
345. Your ID card.Copy !req
346. Why, what's the matter?Copy !req
347. Your BIM Mark, you're not wearing one.
I have to give you a ticket.Copy !req
348. Attention. Attention please, good citizens.Copy !req
349. It is now one minute to 4:00.Copy !req
350. Time to stop ordinary activities
and prepare for the national BIM hour.Copy !req
351. All traffic must pull over
and stop immediately.Copy !req
352. BIM exercises commence in 40 seconds.Copy !req
353. Join in the national fitness program.Copy !req
354. Citizens, attention.
Counting down to BIM hour.Copy !req
355. Exercises designed for your health
and peace of mind.Copy !req
356. All citizens must participate.Copy !req
357. Attention, citizens,
shut down the machinesCopy !req
358. Put away your work,
get up and get ready for BIM hour.Copy !req
359. Ten seconds to BIM hour.Copy !req
360. The national fitness program
is watching you.Copy !req
361. - Five.
- Four.Copy !req
362. - Three.
- Two.Copy !req
363. BIM!Copy !req
364. Bibi! Bibi!Copy !req
365. The king is dead. God save the queen.Copy !req
366. Get in the car, will you?Copy !req
367. Alphie!Copy !req
368. Alphie!Copy !req
369. Alphie!Copy !req
370. Bibi!Copy !req
371. Alphie!Copy !req
372. Alphie!Copy !req
373. Bibi!Copy !req
374. Bibi, I must see you.
I've gotta talk to you.Copy !req
375. Get in the car.Copy !req
376. Hey, man. There's no way
she's coming back to you.Copy !req
377. Look at her. She's a star now...Copy !req
378. and you're just not good enough for her,
alright. So go away. Now get out of here!Copy !req
379. Get in the car, Dandi.
And get the hell out of here, will you?Copy !req
380. You stupid shit.Copy !req
381. You never learn, do you?Copy !req
382. Thank God. I thought you were dead.Copy !req
383. Look what you made me do.
Now you owe me for the door.Copy !req
384. Next time you lock yourself in,
I'm gonna call the police.Copy !req
385. You want to kill yourself?Copy !req
386. Do me a favor, jump off a bridge.
Don't do it in my house.Copy !req
387. I don't want to spend the rest of
my life explaining to the police...Copy !req
388. that I didn't murder you for the rent.Copy !req
389. Come on, sit up. That's it.Copy !req
390. - Now open your mouth.
- What is it?Copy !req
391. Chicken soup. Now shut up and eat it.Copy !req
392. You kids today, you're so meshuga.Copy !req
393. I guess you know I didn't sell the song.Copy !req
394. Sure, I figured out you tried to kill yourself
because you were so happy you sold it.Copy !req
395. Did anybody call for me when I was out?Copy !req
396. No, she didn't call.Copy !req
397. Did it ever cross your feeble brain...Copy !req
398. that maybe she's
waiting for you to call her?Copy !req
399. - Like the guys used to in the old days.
- I can't.Copy !req
400. They won't let me talk to her.Copy !req
401. So get your ass out of bed and go find her.Copy !req
402. Hi, love.Copy !req
403. Hey, girl.Copy !req
404. Darling, how nice of you to come.Copy !req
405. Maybe I'll leave it for some other time.
I see you're busy.Copy !req
406. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
407. My friends would just love to meet you.
You come right on in.Copy !req
408. Hey girls, meet Alphie.Copy !req
409. Hi. I'm Betty. I've heard
so much about you.Copy !req
410. I'm Collin. I saw you on the TV
in the World-a-Vision.Copy !req
411. - You were terrific.
- Thanks.Copy !req
412. I'm Robin. May I get you a drink?Copy !req
413. No. I'll get him a drink, if you
don't mind.Copy !req
414. - Hi there, Alphie.
- Hi.Copy !req
415. Excuse me, fellows.Copy !req
416. So, how have you been?Copy !req
417. - Fine. Fine.
- You don't look so fine.Copy !req
418. Scotch on the rocks.Copy !req
419. Oui, tout suite,
one scotch on the rocks coming up.Copy !req
420. - Jean-Louis.
- Oui?Copy !req
421. Give him my special drink.Copy !req
422. Oh, ma preference, Pandi.Copy !req
423. Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?Copy !req
424. Jean-Louis, Radio Monte Carlo.Copy !req
425. Here come two Passionate Pandi specials.Copy !req
426. - I know you, too.
- Yeah. Joe Pittman.Copy !req
427. Joe Pittman from The Daily Post.
What's he doing here?Copy !req
428. He works for Mr. Boogalow now.Copy !req
429. So, Mr. Boogalow bought him, too.Copy !req
430. Correction. Mr. Boogalow bought
The Daily Post.Copy !req
431. So, we finally have the pleasure
of your company.Copy !req
432. - You know why I'm here, Mr. Boogalow.
- No, I don't.Copy !req
433. - Why are you here?
- I want you to release Bibi from her contract.Copy !req
434. Cheers.Copy !req
435. Mr. Boogalow!Copy !req
436. Yes, you were saying?Copy !req
437. Is something the matter, boy?Copy !req
438. I want you to release
Bibi from her contract.Copy !req
439. I heard you the first time.Copy !req
440. Well, what do you say?Copy !req
441. Why don't you ask her
if she wants to be released?Copy !req
442. - Pandi, where is she?
- She's here somewhere.Copy !req
443. Pandi, where is she?Copy !req
444. Where is she?Copy !req
445. Come. We'll go and look for her.Copy !req
446. Bibi!Copy !req
447. Who are you?Copy !req
448. Bibi.Copy !req
449. What do you want?Copy !req
450. Go away.Copy !req
451. Bibi.Copy !req
452. Bibi.Copy !req
453. Bibi!Copy !req
454. Good morning.Copy !req
455. Bibi! Bibi! Bibi!Copy !req
456. Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush.Copy !req
457. You were shouting in your dream.Copy !req
458. Was it a dream?
Couldn't have been a dream. I was there.Copy !req
459. Come.Copy !req
460. Come have some breakfast.
Come on, children.Copy !req
461. Come.Copy !req
462. Come.Copy !req
463. Peace.Copy !req
464. Who are you people?Copy !req
465. These are refugees from the '60s,
commonly known as hippies.Copy !req
466. Priscilla, Lotus Blossom, we have a guest.Copy !req
467. Get him some coffee and some breakfast.Copy !req
468. My friends, we have a newcomer amongst us.Copy !req
469. Peace. I haven't heard that word
in a long time.Copy !req
470. Thank you.Copy !req
471. Good morning. Coffee?Copy !req
472. - Where is everybody?
- They all went down to the sauna.Copy !req
473. Clean themselves up after last night.Copy !req
474. - You want to go sauna with me?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
475. Okay.Copy !req
476. Did you have fun last night?Copy !req
477. I had the strangest dream.Copy !req
478. You dreamt that Alphie was here,
didn't you?Copy !req
479. - Yes. How did you know?
- He was here.Copy !req
480. Oh, my God.Copy !req
481. - Go to him.
- What did you say?Copy !req
482. He loves you. He will take you back.
Go find Alphie.Copy !req
483. Hey! Pandi, what was that
you were just saying to her?Copy !req
484. What I should have said to her
a long time ago.Copy !req
485. - You, go back to your room.
- Don't listen to him.Copy !req
486. I'm getting you out of here.Copy !req
487. - You're going nowhere.
- It's a trap, don't you see? He's a louse!Copy !req
488. There is a cave under the bridge.
You can find us there.Copy !req
489. Hey, you!Copy !req
490. The park's closed to the public
before 7:00 in the morning. Now beat it!Copy !req
491. I said, beat it!Copy !req
492. - Where do you think you're going?
- Get out of my way.Copy !req
493. - Bulldog, let her go.
- I take orders only from him.Copy !req
494. - You want to go?
- Yes.Copy !req
495. You'll be real sorry. Bulldog, let her go.Copy !req
496. - Shake!
- Bulldog, let her go.Copy !req
497. Oh, thank you, Pandi.Copy !req
498. Go. Go to him. He loves you, only you.Copy !req
499. - Come with me.
- No, it's too late for me.Copy !req
500. Go, Bibi, and never come back.Copy !req
501. My serf!Copy !req
502. Oh, it's you. Where have you been?Copy !req
503. - Is Alphie here?
- No, he don't live here no more.Copy !req
504. He came, took his things
and left my house this morning.Copy !req
505. Hey, kid, I hear he's hanging out
under the bridge.Copy !req
506. You know, with all those old bums.
Go find him, he needs you.Copy !req
507. Thanks!Copy !req
508. Hello, there.Copy !req
509. Over here.Copy !req
510. Are you looking for someone?Copy !req
511. Yes, I was told people hang out around here
and my friend is with them.Copy !req
512. I think I know your friend.Copy !req
513. Come with me.Copy !req
514. Don't be afraid.Copy !req
515. Come on.Copy !req
516. - Your name is Bibi?
- Yes.Copy !req
517. If you know my name,
you must know Alphie.Copy !req
518. Yes, he joined us this morning.Copy !req
519. Here, take my hand. Come on.Copy !req
520. - What's wrong?
- These people live in this cave?Copy !req
521. - Yes, and they're very happy here.
- But it's impossible.Copy !req
522. It's like, like the Stone Age.Copy !req
523. These people don't like television.Copy !req
524. And Alphie lives here, too?Copy !req
525. - Down there in the bachelor quarters.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
526. Come, my dear.Copy !req
527. I'll take you to him.Copy !req
528. Wait, my friends, don't panic.Copy !req
529. They're all yours, Mr. Boogalow.Copy !req
530. - What do you want with us?
- Is Miss Bibi Phillips among you people?Copy !req
531. Will Miss Bibi Phillips
please step forward?Copy !req
532. Otherwise we will be forced to arrest
you all for harboring a criminal.Copy !req
533. Why? What's she done?Copy !req
534. - We will ask the questions here.
- And nobody else.Copy !req
535. Bibi Phillips is my wife.
I have a right to know.Copy !req
536. I'm Bibi Phillips.Copy !req
537. Miss Bibi Phillips,
we have a warrant for your arrest.Copy !req
538. Will you please come with us?Copy !req
539. She's not going anywhere.Copy !req
540. Forgive me, my dear sirs,
she's been with us every day.Copy !req
541. She's been living here for over a year now.Copy !req
542. Are you her lawyer?Copy !req
543. She has done no harm.Copy !req
544. She owes BIM Incorporated
$10 million dollars.Copy !req
545. $10 million dollars.Copy !req
546. $10 million dollars?Copy !req
547. Is that all?Copy !req
548. All right, everybody. That's enough.Copy !req
549. You're all under arrest. Let's go.Copy !req
550. What's gonna happen to us, Alphie?Copy !req
551. It's gonna be all right.
I know he's going to come.Copy !req
552. - Who's coming?
- Mr. Topps.Copy !req
553. - Who's Mr. Topps?
- Don't worry, just trust me.Copy !req
554. I know he's coming.Copy !req
555. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
556. - They call me Mr. Topps.
- Sergeant, arrest that man.Copy !req
557. - I can't.
- What do you mean, you can't?Copy !req
558. I can't move my legs, I'm paralyzed.Copy !req
559. Alphie, bring your wife and child,
and come with me.Copy !req
560. Hey, Topps.Copy !req
561. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
562. - I've had enough of you.
- But we have a warrant.Copy !req
563. But we have a warrant.Copy !req
564. Come on. Don't worry.Copy !req
565. And you, my good friends,
come and join us.Copy !req
566. All of you!Copy !req
567. - Where are you going?
- Goodbye, Dandi.Copy !req
568. Pandi, come back.Copy !req
569. Wait a minute, Topps. Wait a minute.
where do you think you're taking them?Copy !req
570. I don't know yet.Copy !req
571. - I'm looking for a new place.
- A new planet?Copy !req
572. If I can find one free from your pollution.Copy !req
573. Don't tell me you're going to start
all over again.Copy !req
574. Yes.Copy !req
575. - But this time without you.
- Without me?Copy !req
576. But, my dear Topps,
you know that is not possible.Copy !req
577. The world simply cannot exist without me.Copy !req
578. Let's give it a try.Copy !req