1. BCopy !req
2. I-MCopy !req
3. Do the BIMCopy !req
4. There ain't no goodCopy !req
5. There ain't no badCopy !req
6. There ain't no happinessCopy !req
7. There ain't no tearsCopy !req
8. There ain't no loveCopy !req
9. There ain't no hateCopy !req
10. There's only power, BIM is the powerCopy !req
11. Hey, hey, heyCopy !req
12. BIM's all the wayCopy !req
13. BCopy !req
14. I-MCopy !req
15. I said "B"Copy !req
16. I-MCopy !req
17. Do the BIMCopy !req
18. There ain't no prideCopy !req
19. There ain't no shameCopy !req
20. There ain't no sympathyCopy !req
21. There ain't no blameCopy !req
22. There ain't no pleasureCopy !req
23. There ain't no painCopy !req
24. There's only powerCopy !req
25. BIM is the powerCopy !req
26. Hey, hey, heyCopy !req
27. BIM's all the wayCopy !req
28. How are we doing, Shake?Copy !req
29. We're doing okay,
excitement 90, tension 92...Copy !req
30. pulse rate 132...Copy !req
31. and 138 heartbeats.Copy !req
32. Yes, my Pandi and Dandi are magnifique.Copy !req
33. I'm going to make them
the biggest stars of our decade.Copy !req
34. There's only power, BIM is the powerCopy !req
35. Hey, hey, heyCopy !req
36. BIM's all the wayCopy !req
37. Boss, we have just scored...Copy !req
38. 150 heartbeats.Copy !req
39. Gentlemen, I predict our BIM song...Copy !req
40. is going to take this competition by storm.Copy !req
41. Ashley, prepare some BIM merchandise.Copy !req
42. - Something like BIM T-shirts.
- T-shirts?Copy !req
43. Ashley, use your imagination. This is 1994.Copy !req
44. On the 1994
Worldvision Song CompetitionCopy !req
45. Via satellite to over two billion viewersCopy !req
46. We are moving on to number six.Copy !req
47. And now here they are, singing their song,Copy !req
48. Love, the Universal Melody,Copy !req
49. Alphie and Bibi.Copy !req
50. You're the light within my darknessCopy !req
51. You're my shelter from the stormCopy !req
52. When my hope grows dimCopy !req
53. What the hell is this?Copy !req
54. It's a love song.Copy !req
55. - Do the BIM!
- Shut up!Copy !req
56. Go back to Moose Jaw!Copy !req
57. You're the reason that I'm singingCopy !req
58. It's you who keeps me strong and freeCopy !req
59. And deep within my heartCopy !req
60. Love, the universal melodyCopy !req
61. We belong to one anotherCopy !req
62. We share each other's destinyCopy !req
63. United by our loveCopy !req
64. We're all children ofCopy !req
65. the universal familyCopy !req
66. And we are everybody's brotherCopy !req
67. We share the birthright to be freeCopy !req
68. Bob, what's going on?Copy !req
69. As you can see, they're starting to climb.Copy !req
70. Oh, hell.Copy !req
71. The song is love, the universal melodyCopy !req
72. - What's the matter with you?
- It's so beautiful.Copy !req
73. Who the hell are they?Copy !req
74. They're nobodies.Copy !req
75. I swear, they're just a couple of kids
from Moose Jaw.Copy !req
76. - Moose where?
- I think it's in Canada.Copy !req
77. They're good.Copy !req
78. But, boss, for Christ's sake,
they're singing a love song.Copy !req
79. Love songs are out. It's just nostalgia.Copy !req
80. Nostalgia is always dangerous.Copy !req
81. Don't worry, boss. They'll never reach a 150.Copy !req
82. One hundred and fifty-one.Copy !req
83. - Shake.
- Yes, sir?Copy !req
84. - Red tape.
- The red tape, sir?Copy !req
85. You heard me.Copy !req
86. Take this tape and put it on right now.Copy !req
87. And don't ask any questions.Copy !req
88. But, what if somebody sees?Copy !req
89. Then you're dead. Very dead.Copy !req
90. Come on, where's this coming from?
What's this?Copy !req
91. We are parts of one anotherCopy !req
92. And we could live in harmonyCopy !req
93. If we would make the choiceCopy !req
94. To tune our hearts, raise our voicesCopy !req
95. And sing the universal melodyCopy !req
96. Mr. Boogalow.Copy !req
97. Oh, monsieur Boogalow,
Je suis Jean-Louis de la Radio Monte Carlo.Copy !req
98. Avez-vous quelque chose a dire
aux ecouteurs de la Radio Monte Carlo?Copy !req
99. Oui, a Ce moment, mesdames
et messieurs, je vous passeCopy !req
100. le plus grand imprésario Du monde,
monsieur Boogalow.Copy !req
101. Mesdames et messieurs,
la meilleure chanson a gagné,Copy !req
102. alors Le BIM sera toujours avec nous.Copy !req
103. - Merci et bonne nuit.
- Bitte sagensie auf Deutsch.Copy !req
104. Naturlich, meine Damen und Herren,
das beste Lied hat gewonnen.Copy !req
105. Der BIM wird immer mit uns sein.
Danke vielmals und gute Nacht.Copy !req
106. Bon, monsieur Boogalow,
italiano per favore.Copy !req
107. Signore e signori,
la migliore canzone ha vinto.Copy !req
108. Allora il BIM Sara sempre con noi,
grazie tante e buona notte.Copy !req
109. What about something for the
billions of Americans who were watching?Copy !req
110. The best song won.
The BIM is with us to stay.Copy !req
111. The government has adopted your BIM song
as part of the national fitness program,Copy !req
112. is that true?
- You'll know tomorrow.Copy !req
113. Rumor has it that there was another song
which came very close to being the winner...Copy !req
114. Just a moment, who do you write for?Copy !req
115. I'm Joe Pittman from The Daily Post.Copy !req
116. Very well, Joe Pittman,
will you repeat your question?Copy !req
117. Yeah, people say
that this whole competition was rigged.Copy !req
118. You may print what you just said,
Joe Pittman...Copy !req
119. and you will find yourself in the
unemployment line tomorrow morning.Copy !req
120. - How about that?
- Well, sir...Copy !req
121. Thank you very much.Copy !req
122. - What is it, boss?
- Nothing.Copy !req
123. Joe Pittman. Just remember that name.Copy !req
124. We won the first prize. We won it.Copy !req
125. Congratulations!Copy !req
126. I did it with this.Copy !req
127. Daisy.Copy !req
128. Thank you.Copy !req
129. Let's drink to this.Copy !req
130. How about a drink with our BIM glasses?Copy !req
131. Lovely, Ashley.Copy !req
132. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
133. a toast to BIM.Copy !req
134. BIM!Copy !req
135. Bibi, I don't want to go there,
I don't even like the guy.Copy !req
136. It's just a party. I promised we would go.Copy !req
137. Come on, let's just go home.Copy !req
138. But he liked us, maybe he'll sign us.
We need an agent.Copy !req
139. - I don't trust him.
- He's the biggest agent in the world.Copy !req
140. He made Pandi and Dandi.
He made the BIM. Please, Alphie.Copy !req
141. Ashley, your BIM-ball machine
appears to be very successful.Copy !req
142. - What else have you got to astound me?
- This, sir.Copy !req
143. A BIM earring. Nice.Copy !req
144. But it's not only an earring.
It's a BIM mark...Copy !req
145. - and you can stick it anywhere.
- Well done, Ashley.Copy !req
146. Clever boy, now get everybody
to wear one. Immediatement.Copy !req
147. Ladies and gentlemen, attention please.Copy !req
148. Our marketing genius, Ashley...Copy !req
149. has invented a beautiful BIM mark.Copy !req
150. We're all going to wear it from now on.Copy !req
151. And I shall be the first one. Voila!Copy !req
152. Mr. Boogalow.Copy !req
153. Anybody for a BIM mark?Copy !req
154. Take a BIM mark.Copy !req
155. - Pandi, may I Bimunize you?
- Yes, you may, my darling.Copy !req
156. Boss, they're here!Copy !req
157. Here they are.Copy !req
158. Ladies and gentlemen,
my guests of honor from...Copy !req
159. - Moose Jaw.
- ... Moose Jaw.Copy !req
160. Come, my friends,
let me introduce you to my stars.Copy !req
161. This is my star, Dandi.Copy !req
162. Hi, nice to meet you.Copy !req
163. And this is my beautiful Pandi.Copy !req
164. Now, let's all have a drink.
We have something to celebrate.Copy !req
165. Bravo!Copy !req
166. - How about BIM and tonic.
- BIM your way out, please.Copy !req
167. I want to tell you, you did
a great job with that song. Just great.Copy !req
168. But the crowd booed us in the end.Copy !req
169. Forget the crowd, they're just not into
that kind of crap anymore.Copy !req
170. Crap? Well, Alphie wrote it.Copy !req
171. Well, there you go.Copy !req
172. Champagne, young man?Copy !req
173. Sorry, I don't drink alcohol.Copy !req
174. Did you hear that? But this is remarkable.Copy !req
175. - Our young star from...
- Moose Jaw.Copy !req
176. Moose Jaw does not drink alcohol.Copy !req
177. And how about you?Copy !req
178. Yes, please, I'll have a glass of champagne.Copy !req
179. Wow, that's my baby.Copy !req
180. Dandi, why don't you show
this beautiful young lady my penthouse.Copy !req
181. With pleasure.Copy !req
182. Would you like a grand tour, too,
Mr. Shake?Copy !req
183. Well, why not?Copy !req
184. Come, young man,
we have a lot to talk about.Copy !req
185. - We do? What for instance?
- Your future, for instance.Copy !req
186. - This is the roof garden.
- It's so beautiful out here.Copy !req
187. Oh, my God, look at the people.Copy !req
188. They look like little bugs running around.Copy !req
189. - I've never been so high in my life.
- You're joking.Copy !req
190. Here, try one of these.Copy !req
191. - What are they?
- Just little pills, they won't harm you.Copy !req
192. Come on. Take it.Copy !req
193. - You're really from the sticks, aren't you?
- From where?Copy !req
194. From the sticks, like out in the boondocks.Copy !req
195. Are you speaking English?Copy !req
196. Look, the boondocks means
you're from the middle of nowhere.Copy !req
197. You know what I'm saying?
You're from the middle of nowhere.Copy !req
198. Forget it.Copy !req
199. Get out.Copy !req
200. You're made for meCopy !req
201. Created for meCopy !req
202. And I am your manCopy !req
203. You're made for meCopy !req
204. It's fated to beCopy !req
205. And you'll be my womanCopy !req
206. Why do you do this to me?Copy !req
207. Tell me why?Copy !req
208. The touch of your handCopy !req
209. Has me trembling insideCopy !req
210. I don't understandCopy !req
211. This magic I feelCopy !req
212. Are you a fantasyCopy !req
213. Or are you real?Copy !req
214. You're made for meCopy !req
215. Created for meCopy !req
216. And I am your kingCopy !req
217. You're made for meCopy !req
218. It's fated to beCopy !req
219. And you'll be my queenCopy !req
220. How do you do this to me?Copy !req
221. Tell me how?Copy !req
222. One look in your eyesCopy !req
223. And just look at me nowCopy !req
224. Your arms are so strongCopy !req
225. You hold me so tightCopy !req
226. Can it really be wrongCopy !req
227. When it's feeling so rightCopy !req
228. I'm under your spellCopy !req
229. It's too late to runCopy !req
230. I just can't help myself
Are you the one?Copy !req
231. Are you really the one?Copy !req
232. You're made for meCopy !req
233. C'est la vie, my friend.Copy !req
234. - Quit frowning.
- We need a lawyer.Copy !req
235. I thought this was supposed to be
the happiest day of our lives.Copy !req
236. - We've got to get a lawyer.
- We can't afford one.Copy !req
237. The guy's a shark. He'll eat us alive.Copy !req
238. He's just an agent, he doesn't own us.
He's only taking 50%.Copy !req
239. Have you ever seen an American contract?Copy !req
240. It's hundreds of pages of double talk.Copy !req
241. He'll destroy us.Copy !req
242. Or make us.Copy !req
243. Good morning. We're...Copy !req
244. I know, I saw you last night
on the Worldvision.Copy !req
245. - We have an appointment with...
- Mr. Boogalow.Copy !req
246. Would you please take a seat over there.Copy !req
247. How long we gotta wait?Copy !req
248. Mr. Boogalow's a very busy man.Copy !req
249. - What are you, a clown?
- Diyaklof.Copy !req
250. Dick Diyaklof from Kansas City,
manager of Ballet 2000.Copy !req
251. Who?Copy !req
252. Like a puppet on a stringCopy !req
253. Like a monkey on a swingCopy !req
254. Man is clinging to the ropes
Of the fantasies and hopesCopy !req
255. We are danglingCopy !req
256. Mr. Boogalow.Copy !req
257. He's so eager to believeCopy !req
258. And so easily deceivedCopy !req
259. Like a baby watching magic
He's so gullible, it's tragicCopy !req
260. In a word, naiveCopy !req
261. Life is nothing but show business in 1994Copy !req
262. - We fight
- For the spotlightCopy !req
263. We kill for encoreCopy !req
264. Life is nothing but show businessCopy !req
265. The world's a cabaretCopy !req
266. We live for the fortuneCopy !req
267. We die for the fameCopy !req
268. See the incredible shrinking manCopy !req
269. Watch him before your eyesCopy !req
270. As he grows smallerCopy !req
271. And smallerCopy !req
272. And smaller!Copy !req
273. Like the bleary-eyed baboonCopy !req
274. To an organ grinder's tuneCopy !req
275. Mankind screamies
For whatever bits of dreamiesCopy !req
276. You might treat them toCopy !req
277. A computer for a heartCopy !req
278. Make him stop or make him startCopy !req
279. Feeding him emotion
While we feed on his devotionCopy !req
280. And he calls it artCopy !req
281. Life is nothing but show business in 1994Copy !req
282. We fight for the spotlightCopy !req
283. We kill for encoreCopy !req
284. Life is nothing but show businessCopy !req
285. The world's a cabaretCopy !req
286. We live for the fortuneCopy !req
287. We die for the fameCopy !req
288. Life is nothing but show business in 1994Copy !req
289. We fight for the spotlightCopy !req
290. We kill for encoreCopy !req
291. Life is nothing but show businessCopy !req
292. The world they have arrangedCopy !req
293. We live for the fortuneCopy !req
294. We die for the fameCopy !req
295. Mr. Diyaklof. Mr. Dick Diyaklof
and the Ballet 2000.Copy !req
296. Mr. Boogalow will see you now.Copy !req
297. Good afternoon.
I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.Copy !req
298. May I introduce my lawyers,
Sir James Clark and Mr. Clark James...Copy !req
299. from the firm James, Clark and Weinstein.Copy !req
300. Boogalow always keeps his word.Copy !req
301. The contracts are ready. Initial each page
and sign at the end, please.Copy !req
302. Thank you.Copy !req
303. Contracts?Copy !req
304. - Why two?
- Separate entities.Copy !req
305. Why can't we sign as a duo?Copy !req
306. - Ruling 247 E.
- Paragraph 17.Copy !req
307. It's in your own interest.Copy !req
308. Mr. Boogalow always protects his clients.Copy !req
309. Just trust him. He's here to represent you.Copy !req
310. He's on your side.Copy !req
311. Mr. Boogalow, do you mind
if we read them first?Copy !req
312. Fine, fine with me. Take your time.
Just keep in mind...Copy !req
313. that you have an appointment
with Ingrid Stockinger at 5:00.Copy !req
314. Who's she?Copy !req
315. What do you mean, who's she?Copy !req
316. Ingrid Stockinger is the in fashion designer.Copy !req
317. Yes. Our wonderful boss is kind enough...Copy !req
318. to buy you some new clothes
to fit your new image.Copy !req
319. Mr. Boogalow, did you say 5:00?
That's in 20 minutes.Copy !req
320. Yes, and the press is waiting, too.
So let's not waste time.Copy !req
321. Ashley, we are ready for the press.Copy !req
322. Voila!Copy !req
323. Where do I have to sign?Copy !req
324. - Right here, young lady.
- And here.Copy !req
325. - Bibi, wait a minute.
- What now?Copy !req
326. What now?Copy !req
327. Look, I want to read the contract,
and I want to get a lawyer.Copy !req
328. Mr. Boogalow, we can sign tomorrow. Okay?Copy !req
329. Impossible. Mr. Boogalow has to go to Paris
for a marketing conference.Copy !req
330. I'm sorry.Copy !req
331. Boog is already selling your first album.Copy !req
332. But we haven't even made one yet.Copy !req
333. First you sell it. Then you make it.
That's marketing.Copy !req
334. Mr. Boogalow,
surely we can sign next week?Copy !req
335. Next week you won't be available.Copy !req
336. - What do you mean?
- You're going to the West Coast.Copy !req
337. Mr. Boogalow has already arranged
your first concert tour.Copy !req
338. America, coast to coast.Copy !req
339. Sign there.Copy !req
340. Initial there, and after that.Copy !req
341. - That's beautiful.
- Down there.Copy !req
342. And here.Copy !req
343. And there.Copy !req
344. And this one here.Copy !req
345. On the bottom.Copy !req
346. And those two.Copy !req
347. What's going on?Copy !req
348. Oh, my God, what's happening?Copy !req
349. What's going on?Copy !req
350. Are you all right?Copy !req
351. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
352. - There was an earthquake.
- A what?Copy !req
353. An earthquake.Copy !req
354. It was an earthquake. I didn't dream it.Copy !req
355. Of course you didn't.Copy !req
356. When I signed my first contract,
I also felt the world was going to pieces.Copy !req
357. Come on, Alphie, sign,
and let's go to the West Coast.Copy !req
358. Come on, Alphie, just sign it.Copy !req
359. Sign.Copy !req
360. Don't you see what's going on?Copy !req
361. What are you talking about?
Pull yourself together, Alphie.Copy !req
362. It's getting dark.Copy !req
363. It's the middle of the day.Copy !req
364. It's getting dark.Copy !req
365. Look!Copy !req
366. Just look at this joint.Copy !req
367. - Do you like it?
- I love it.Copy !req
368. - I hate it.
- You can go back to Paradise.Copy !req
369. Come on, Bibi,
let's get out of here before it's too late.Copy !req
370. Let me have a look at you.Copy !req
371. Sorry, no flowers here.Copy !req
372. Beautiful. Come in.Copy !req
373. I'd like you to meet someone.Copy !req
374. Meet my son, Dandi.Copy !req
375. Bibi.Copy !req
376. - Hi, Dandi.
- I've been waiting for you.Copy !req
377. What about her?Copy !req
378. Don't worry about her, she's my sister.Copy !req
379. - Shake.
- Yes, master?Copy !req
380. - Bring the hors d'oeuvre.
- Our special hors d'oeuvre.Copy !req
381. My special hors d'oeuvre, the apple.Copy !req
382. Bring the master's special
hors d'oeuvre, the apple!Copy !req
383. Don't be afraid.Copy !req
384. Taste it.Copy !req
385. - Don't!
- Alphie.Copy !req
386. Come here.Copy !req
387. Taste it.Copy !req
388. Magic apple, mystery appleCopy !req
389. Take a little ride, let me be your guideCopy !req
390. Through the apple paradiseCopy !req
391. Juju apple, voodoo appleCopy !req
392. Take a little bite, spend a splendid night
In our garden of delightCopy !req
393. It's a natural, natural, natural desireCopy !req
394. Meet an actual, actual, actual vampireCopy !req
395. Let the apple set your soul on fireCopy !req
396. You'll be hypnotized
And you'll be demonizedCopy !req
397. But you'll be paralyzed
So you'll be victimizedCopy !req
398. You're fascinated, captivated
Losing your mindCopy !req
399. When we cast the apple eye on youCopy !req
400. Holy apple, sacred appleCopy !req
401. Take a little chance, get into a tranceCopy !req
402. And join me in the apple danceCopy !req
403. Go! Go!Copy !req
404. Do itCopy !req
405. Oh, yeahCopy !req
406. It's a natural, natural, natural desireCopy !req
407. Gets you higher, higher, higherCopy !req
408. Let the apple set your soul on fireCopy !req
409. You'll be hypnotized
And you'll be demonizedCopy !req
410. And you'll be paralyzed
So you'll be victimizedCopy !req
411. You're fascinated, captivated,
Losing your mindCopy !req
412. When we cast the apple eye on youCopy !req
413. Holy apple, mystery appleCopy !req
414. Juju apple, voodoo appleCopy !req
415. Sacred apple, holy appleCopy !req
416. Trust the apple
Yeah, bite the appleCopy !req
417. Bite the apple, take the appleCopy !req
418. Crazy appleCopy !req
419. Yeah!Copy !req
420. Take a biteCopy !req
421. You'll never get me! Never!Copy !req
422. Alphie, wait a minute.Copy !req
423. Don't worry about him.Copy !req
424. - Where are you going?
- I have to go with him.Copy !req
425. - You don't have to go anywhere.
- He's my boyfriend.Copy !req
426. Bibi, he doesn't own you,
he can't tell you what to do.Copy !req
427. He's not your master.Copy !req
428. My dear girl, from now on...Copy !req
429. whether you like it or not...Copy !req
430. you're a member of the BIM family.Copy !req
431. Why am I the darling of the BIM elite?Copy !req
432. Why does everyone fall at my feet?Copy !req
433. Could it be because I'm so sincerely sweet?Copy !req
434. Yes! I know how to be a masterCopy !req
435. Cultivate their needCopy !req
436. Grab them by their greedCopy !req
437. Slaves are guaranteedCopy !req
438. When you know how to be a masterCopy !req
439. He knows how to be a masterCopy !req
440. Reaching the top is such a long, hard climbCopy !req
441. Millions of people stand and wait in lineCopy !req
442. Do you think I got there
being patient and kind?Copy !req
443. Yes! I know how to be a masterCopy !req
444. Push and shove and clawCopy !req
445. Step on those who fallCopy !req
446. It takes no time at allCopy !req
447. When you know how to be a masterCopy !req
448. He knows how to be a masterCopy !req
449. It's boring being cruel continuouslyCopy !req
450. Sometimes I tire, so I show sympathyCopy !req
451. But now we had this tête-à-tête, you seeCopy !req
452. Yes! I know how to be a masterCopy !req
453. Lure them into chainsCopy !req
454. Whip them till they're tameCopy !req
455. They'll learn to love their painCopy !req
456. When you know how to be a masterCopy !req
457. He knows how to be a masterCopy !req
458. The world is nothing
but a big Casino RoyaleCopy !req
459. With bodies to buy, souls to sellCopy !req
460. Do I win by playing
just the card I've been dealt?Copy !req
461. Yes! I know how to be a masterCopy !req
462. Lie, cheat, stealCopy !req
463. - Betray
- And double dealCopy !req
464. It's you who spins the wheelCopy !req
465. When you know how to be a masterCopy !req
466. Cultivate their needCopy !req
467. Grab them by their greedCopy !req
468. Slaves are guaranteedCopy !req
469. When you know how to be a masterCopy !req
470. Ladies and gentlemen, please, one at a time.Copy !req
471. - She'll answer all your questions.
- Now, Mr. Warrick.Copy !req
472. Miss Phillips, how does it feel...Copy !req
473. a girl from nowhere about to become
America's number one BIM star?Copy !req
474. It's frightening,
but I put all my faith in Mr. Boogalow.Copy !req
475. Can you tell us your immediate plans?Copy !req
476. Mr. Boogalow arranges everything for me.Copy !req
477. Miss Phillips, what about your private life,
any plans for marriage?Copy !req
478. Miss Phillips will be too dedicated to art
and too busy for such infidelity.Copy !req
479. - Anyway, she's already married.
- Married?Copy !req
480. To the BIM.Copy !req
481. As for her immediate plans...Copy !req
482. she is on her way to the West Coast
to begin her first American concert tour.Copy !req
483. America, the land of the freeCopy !req
484. Is shooting up with coke energyCopy !req
485. And everyday she has to take moreCopy !req
486. SpeedCopy !req
487. America, the home of the braveCopy !req
488. Is popping pills to keep up the paceCopy !req
489. And everyday she cries out for moreCopy !req
490. SpeedCopy !req
491. From New York out to L.A.Copy !req
492. Everybody does it her wayCopy !req
493. Pumping power by the hourCopy !req
494. SpeedCopy !req
495. I can feel the earth start quakingCopy !req
496. When America starts shakingCopy !req
497. Pumping power by the hourCopy !req
498. SpeedCopy !req
499. America, of thee I singCopy !req
500. To get your fix, you'll do anythingCopy !req
501. There's just one thing
that's worth fighting forCopy !req
502. It's speedCopy !req
503. America, your reds, whites and bluesCopy !req
504. Are in our blood, we're strung out on youCopy !req
505. There's just one thing we're all dying forCopy !req
506. SpeedCopy !req
507. Everybody needs speedCopy !req
508. From New York out to L.A.Copy !req
509. Everybody does it her wayCopy !req
510. Pumping power by the hourCopy !req
511. SpeedCopy !req
512. I can feel the earth start quakingCopy !req
513. When America starts shakingCopy !req
514. Pumping power by the hourCopy !req
515. SpeedCopy !req
516. I need speedCopy !req
517. Gotta have speedCopy !req
518. SpeedCopy !req
519. - Just a minute, lady.
- Yeah? What do you want?Copy !req
520. - I'm gonna have to take a look at you.
- So look.Copy !req
521. Sorry, I'm going to have to give you a ticket.Copy !req
522. - Why?
- 'Cause you're not wearing the BIM mark.Copy !req
523. You know it's obligatory now.Copy !req
524. - It is?
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
525. Just go along to your local post office...Copy !req
526. you buy some,
and you wear one from now on.Copy !req
527. - Where do I wear it?
- You wear it anywhere you want.Copy !req
528. It's 12:00. How can a man sleep so long?Copy !req
529. - Alphie, good morning.
- Good morning.Copy !req
530. - What time is it?
- It's late.Copy !req
531. Oh, shit! I'm late.Copy !req
532. Your damned alarm clock
didn't go off again.Copy !req
533. It did, too. It woke me up.Copy !req
534. Oh, my God, what happened
in here last night? A pogrom?Copy !req
535. No, I've just written a new song.Copy !req
536. Yeah, I heard it.Copy !req
537. You kept me awake all night
with that racket.Copy !req
538. Gee, I'm sorry. How did you like it?Copy !req
539. I'll like it when you sell it,
and pay me the rent.Copy !req
540. I'll sell it. I know I'm going to sell it.Copy !req
541. I need the money. This government's crazy.Copy !req
542. Now they came out already with a new tax.Copy !req
543. What new tax?Copy !req
544. Some shit. You go to the post office
and you wear it on your face.Copy !req
545. Oh, the BIM mark.
I'm not going to wear one.Copy !req
546. - They'll arrest you.
- Let them.Copy !req
547. Why don't you write
the kind of shit they like...Copy !req
548. so you can sell it and pay me
what you owe me?Copy !req
549. I want the money by the end of the week.Copy !req
550. Listen, I've written a new song.
They'll buy this one.Copy !req
551. I hope they do. Yeah, right.Copy !req
552. You know, that song, I kind of liked it.Copy !req
553. Yeah, it put me in mind of the old days.Copy !req
554. It made me cry.Copy !req
555. When love has goneCopy !req
556. I knew there had to be a heart
in that big bosom of yours.Copy !req
557. Would you stop that? Go away.Copy !req
558. Come here.Copy !req
559. - Alphie, I gotta make...
- Now, listen. Sit down.Copy !req
560. Now, just wait a minute.Copy !req
561. Listen to this.Copy !req
562. I walk through a world of deceit and decayCopy !req
563. Full of faces with sad frightened eyesCopy !req
564. The same look she gave me
when she walked awayCopy !req
565. And was trapped in the web of their liesCopy !req
566. Oh, where has it gone?Copy !req
567. Where has it gone?Copy !req
568. Oh, where has it gone?Copy !req
569. Where has love gone?Copy !req
570. And if it takes all of my lifeCopy !req
571. Then I shall wait all of my lifeCopy !req
572. Just in caseCopy !req
573. She should decide she needs meCopy !req
574. I've searched every street
of this cold, wicked cityCopy !req
575. I don't know where else she could goCopy !req
576. I've heard that he's treating her well
And she's happyCopy !req
577. I'll believe it when she tells me soCopy !req
578. Oh, where has it gone?Copy !req
579. Where has it gone?Copy !req
580. Oh, where has it gone?Copy !req
581. Where has love gone?Copy !req
582. Oh, where has it gone?Copy !req
583. Where has it gone?Copy !req
584. Oh, where has it gone?Copy !req
585. Where has love gone?Copy !req
586. Thank you very much.Copy !req
587. Sorry, I couldn't hear you.Copy !req
588. That's all for now. Thank you very much.Copy !req
589. Thank you very much what?Copy !req
590. Yes? No? Good? Bad? Shit? What?Copy !req
591. Well, it's not exactly what we're looking for
at the moment.Copy !req
592. What exactly are you looking for?Copy !req
593. You're a talented young man.
Look around, see what's on the market.Copy !req
594. I'm sure you'll come back
with the right stuff. Good luck.Copy !req
595. Your ID card.Copy !req
596. Why, what's the matter?Copy !req
597. Your BIM Mark, you're not wearing one.
I have to give you a ticket.Copy !req
598. Attention. Attention please, good citizens.Copy !req
599. It is now one minute to 4:00.Copy !req
600. Time to stop ordinary activities
and prepare for the national BIM hour.Copy !req
601. All traffic must pull over
and stop immediately.Copy !req
602. BIM exercises commence in 40 seconds.Copy !req
603. Join in the national fitness program.Copy !req
604. Citizens, attention.
Counting down to BIM hour.Copy !req
605. Exercises designed for your health
and peace of mind.Copy !req
606. All citizens must participate.Copy !req
607. Attention, citizens,
shut down the machinesCopy !req
608. Put away your work,
get up and get ready for BIM hour.Copy !req
609. Ten seconds to BIM hour.Copy !req
610. The national fitness program
is watching you.Copy !req
611. - Five.
- Four.Copy !req
612. - Three.
- Two.Copy !req
613. BIM!Copy !req
614. Hey, hey, heyCopy !req
615. BIM's all the wayCopy !req
616. Bibi!Copy !req
617. The king is dead. God save the queen.Copy !req
618. Get in the car, will you?Copy !req
619. Alphie!Copy !req
620. Bibi, I must see you.
I've got to talk to you.Copy !req
621. Get in the car.Copy !req
622. There's no way she's coming back to you.Copy !req
623. Look at her. She's a star now...Copy !req
624. and you're just not good enough for her,
so go away. Now get out of here!Copy !req
625. Get in the car, Dandi.
And you can get out of here, will you?Copy !req
626. You stupid shit.Copy !req
627. You never learn, do you?Copy !req
628. Alphie, where are you now?Copy !req
629. Will I ever see your face again?Copy !req
630. You tried to set me freeCopy !req
631. Knowing all along your love was
no match for their evilCopy !req
632. You came after meCopy !req
633. Oh, AlphieCopy !req
634. I wish that I were deadCopy !req
635. I'd rather die than know that I hurt youCopy !req
636. How can I go on?Copy !req
637. You were the only hope left
in this hopeless worldCopy !req
638. And now you're gone
You're goneCopy !req
639. Cry for meCopy !req
640. If there really are angels to hearCopy !req
641. Cry for meCopy !req
642. Let the heavens rain down
with your tearsCopy !req
643. Where has all the pity gone?Copy !req
644. I sing my songCopy !req
645. to deafened earsCopy !req
646. BibiCopy !req
647. can you hear me now?Copy !req
648. They've got me
with my back against the wallCopy !req
649. There's no place left to turnCopy !req
650. Should I go on living
for the memory of your loveCopy !req
651. Or should I end it all?Copy !req
652. Cry for meCopy !req
653. If there really are angels to hearCopy !req
654. Cry for meCopy !req
655. Let the heavens rain down with your tearsCopy !req
656. Where has all the pity gone?Copy !req
657. I sing my songCopy !req
658. to deafened earsCopy !req
659. Cry for meCopy !req
660. If there really are angels to hearCopy !req
661. Cry for meCopy !req
662. Let the heavens rain down with your tearsCopy !req
663. Where has all the pity gone?Copy !req
664. I stand aloneCopy !req
665. I stand aloneCopy !req
666. Cry for meCopy !req
667. Thank God. I thought you were dead.Copy !req
668. Look what you made me do.
Now you owe me for the door.Copy !req
669. Next time you lock yourself in,
I'm going to call the police.Copy !req
670. You want to kill yourself?Copy !req
671. Do me a favor, jump off a bridge.
Don't do it in my house.Copy !req
672. I don't want to spend my life
explaining to the police...Copy !req
673. that I didn't murder you for the rent.Copy !req
674. Come on, sit up. That's it.Copy !req
675. - Now open your mouth.
- What is it?Copy !req
676. Chicken soup. Now shut up and eat it.Copy !req
677. You kids today, you're so meshuga.Copy !req
678. I guess you know I didn't sell the song.Copy !req
679. Sure, I figured out you tried to kill yourself
because you were so happy you sold it.Copy !req
680. Did anybody call for me when I was out?Copy !req
681. No, she didn't call.Copy !req
682. Did it ever cross your feeble brain...Copy !req
683. that maybe she's waiting for you to call her?Copy !req
684. - Like the guys used to in the old days.
- I can't.Copy !req
685. They won't let me talk to her.Copy !req
686. So get your ass out of bed and go find her.Copy !req
687. Hey, girl.Copy !req
688. Darling, how nice of you to come.Copy !req
689. Maybe I'll leave it. Some other time.
See you're busy.Copy !req
690. No.Copy !req
691. My friends would just love to meet you.
You come right on in.Copy !req
692. Girls, meet Alphie.Copy !req
693. Hi. I'm Betty. I've heard so much about you.Copy !req
694. I'm Collin. I saw you on the TV
in the World-a-Vision.Copy !req
695. - You were terrific.
- Thanks.Copy !req
696. I'm Robin. May I get you a drink?Copy !req
697. No. I'll get him a drink, if you don't mind.
Hi there, Alphie.Copy !req
698. Excuse me, fellows.Copy !req
699. So, how have you been?Copy !req
700. - Fine.
- You don't look so fine.Copy !req
701. Scotch on the rocks.Copy !req
702. Oui, tout suite,
one scotch on the rocks coming up.Copy !req
703. - Jean-Louis.
- Oui?Copy !req
704. Give him my special drink.Copy !req
705. Oh, ma preference, Pandi.Copy !req
706. Don't I know you from somewhere?Copy !req
707. Jean-Louis, Radio Monte Carlo.Copy !req
708. Here come two Passionate Pandi specials.Copy !req
709. - I know you, too.
- Yeah. Joe Pittman.Copy !req
710. Joe Pittman from The Daily Post.
What's he doing here?Copy !req
711. He works for Mr. Boogalow now.Copy !req
712. So, Mr. Boogalow bought him, too.Copy !req
713. Correction. Mr. Boogalow bought
The Daily Post.Copy !req
714. So, we finally have the pleasure
of your company.Copy !req
715. - You know why I'm here, Mr. Boogalow.
- No, I don't.Copy !req
716. - Why are you here?
- I want you to release Bibi from her contract.Copy !req
717. Cheers.Copy !req
718. Mr. Boogalow!Copy !req
719. Yes, you were saying?Copy !req
720. Is something the matter, boy?Copy !req
721. I want you to release Bibi from her contract.Copy !req
722. I heard you the first time.Copy !req
723. Well, what do you say?Copy !req
724. Why don't you ask her
if she wants to be released?Copy !req
725. - Pandi, where is she?
- She's here somewhere.Copy !req
726. Pandi, where is she?Copy !req
727. Where is she?Copy !req
728. Come. We'll go and look for her.Copy !req
729. I'm comingCopy !req
730. Coming for youCopy !req
731. Now I'm comingCopy !req
732. Coming for youCopy !req
733. Let me tempt you and tease you
And hold you and squeeze youCopy !req
734. And feel every inch of your loveCopy !req
735. Let me show you thingsCopy !req
736. You never dreamed ofCopy !req
737. ComingCopy !req
738. Coming for youCopy !req
739. Now I'm comingCopy !req
740. Coming for youCopy !req
741. Come and take me and shape me
And mold me and make meCopy !req
742. And fill me up with your fireCopy !req
743. Come do anything to meCopy !req
744. Your little heart desiresCopy !req
745. Come to meCopy !req
746. Come do meCopy !req
747. I'll come for youCopy !req
748. Make it harder and harder
And faster and fasterCopy !req
749. And when you think you can't keep it upCopy !req
750. I'll take you deeper and deeper
And tighter and tighterCopy !req
751. And drain every drop of your loveCopy !req
752. ComingCopy !req
753. Coming for youCopy !req
754. Feel me comingCopy !req
755. Coming for youCopy !req
756. ComingCopy !req
757. Coming for youCopy !req
758. Now I'm comingCopy !req
759. Coming just for youCopy !req
760. Bibi!Copy !req
761. I'm comingCopy !req
762. Coming for youCopy !req
763. Feel me comingCopy !req
764. Coming for youCopy !req
765. ComingCopy !req
766. Who are you?Copy !req
767. Bibi.Copy !req
768. What do you want?Copy !req
769. Go away.Copy !req
770. Good morning.Copy !req
771. You were shouting in your dream.Copy !req
772. Was it a dream?
Couldn't have been a dream. I was there.Copy !req
773. Come.Copy !req
774. Come have some breakfast.
Come on, children.Copy !req
775. Peace.Copy !req
776. Who are you people?Copy !req
777. These are refugees from the '60s,
commonly known as hippies.Copy !req
778. Priscilla, Lotus Blossom, we have a guest.Copy !req
779. Get him some coffee and some breakfast.Copy !req
780. Friends, we have a newcomer amongst us.Copy !req
781. Peace. I haven't heard that word
in a long time.Copy !req
782. Thank you.Copy !req
783. Good morning. Coffee?Copy !req
784. - Where is everybody?
- They all went down to the sauna.Copy !req
785. Clean themselves up after last night.Copy !req
786. - You want to go sauna with me?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
787. Did you have fun last night?Copy !req
788. I had the strangest dream.Copy !req
789. You dreamt that Alphie was here,
didn't you?Copy !req
790. - Yes. How did you know?
- He was here.Copy !req
791. Oh, my God.Copy !req
792. - Go to him.
- What did you say?Copy !req
793. He loves you. He will take you back.
Go find Alphie.Copy !req
794. Pandi, what was that
you were just saying to her?Copy !req
795. What I should have said to her
a long time ago.Copy !req
796. - Go back to your room.
- Don't listen to him.Copy !req
797. I'm getting you out of here.Copy !req
798. - You're going nowhere.
- It's a trap, don't you see? He's a louse!Copy !req
799. There is a cave under the bridge.
You can find us there.Copy !req
800. Hey, you!Copy !req
801. The park's closed to the public
before 7:00 in the morning. Now beat it!Copy !req
802. I said, beat it!Copy !req
803. - Where do you think you're going?
- Get out of my way.Copy !req
804. - Bulldog, let her go.
- I take orders only from him.Copy !req
805. - You want to go?
- Yes.Copy !req
806. You'll be real sorry. Bulldog, let her go.Copy !req
807. - Shake!
- Bulldog, let her go.Copy !req
808. Thank you, Pandi.Copy !req
809. Go to him. He loves you, only you.Copy !req
810. - Come with me.
- No, it's too late for me.Copy !req
811. Go, Bibi, and never come back.Copy !req
812. My serf!Copy !req
813. Something's happened to meCopy !req
814. Suddenly I'm not the sameCopy !req
815. I was caught in a mazeCopy !req
816. So blinded and dazedCopy !req
817. I couldn't remember my nameCopy !req
818. Now I've opened up my eyesCopy !req
819. And I can see how lost I've beenCopy !req
820. I was so empty and numb insideCopy !req
821. Now I'm full of feeling againCopy !req
822. I'm laughingCopy !req
823. I'm cryingCopy !req
824. I'm finally aliveCopy !req
825. I see the lightCopy !req
826. I feel it all around meCopy !req
827. Healing meCopy !req
828. Revealing meCopy !req
829. I thought that I had diedCopy !req
830. Then I looked into the lightCopy !req
831. And I found meCopy !req
832. It's you. Where have you been?Copy !req
833. - Is Alphie here?
- No, he don't live here no more.Copy !req
834. He came, took his things
and left my house this morning.Copy !req
835. Hey, kid, I hear he's hanging out
under the bridge.Copy !req
836. You know, with all those old bums.
Go find him, he needs you.Copy !req
837. Thanks!Copy !req
838. I'm laughingCopy !req
839. I'm cryingCopy !req
840. I'm finally aliveCopy !req
841. I see the lightCopy !req
842. I feel it all around meCopy !req
843. Healing meCopy !req
844. Revealing meCopy !req
845. I thought that I had diedCopy !req
846. Then I looked into the lightCopy !req
847. And now everything's all rightCopy !req
848. I found meCopy !req
849. Hello, there.Copy !req
850. Over here.Copy !req
851. Are you looking for someone?Copy !req
852. Yes, I was told people hang out around here
and my friend is with them.Copy !req
853. I think I know your friend.Copy !req
854. Come with me.Copy !req
855. Don't be afraid.Copy !req
856. Come on.Copy !req
857. - Your name is Bibi?
- Yes.Copy !req
858. If you know my name,
you must know Alphie.Copy !req
859. Yes, he joined us this morning.Copy !req
860. Here, take my hand. Come on.Copy !req
861. - What's wrong?
- These people live in this cave?Copy !req
862. - Yes, and they're very happy here.
- But it's impossible.Copy !req
863. It's like the Stone Age.Copy !req
864. These people don't like television.Copy !req
865. And Alphie lives here, too?Copy !req
866. - Down there in the bachelor quarters.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
867. Come, my dear.Copy !req
868. I'll take you to him.Copy !req
869. Light my way, child of loveCopy !req
870. Shine on me, child of loveCopy !req
871. Be my eyes, child of loveCopy !req
872. Help me see, child of loveCopy !req
873. Child of loveCopy !req
874. Wait, my friends, don't panic.Copy !req
875. They're all yours, Mr. Boogalow.Copy !req
876. - What do you want with us?
- Is Miss Bibi Phillips among you people?Copy !req
877. Will Miss Bibi Phillips please step forward?Copy !req
878. Otherwise we will be forced to arrest
you all for harboring a criminal.Copy !req
879. Why? What's she done?Copy !req
880. - We will ask the questions here.
- And nobody else.Copy !req
881. Bibi Phillips is my wife.
I have a right to know.Copy !req
882. I'm Bibi Phillips.Copy !req
883. Miss Bibi Phillips,
we have a warrant for your arrest.Copy !req
884. Will you please come with us?Copy !req
885. She's not going anywhere.Copy !req
886. Forgive me, my dear sirs,
she's been with us every day.Copy !req
887. She's been living here for over a year now.Copy !req
888. Are you her lawyer?Copy !req
889. She has done no harm.Copy !req
890. She owes BIM Incorporated $10 million.Copy !req
891. $10 million.Copy !req
892. Is that all?Copy !req
893. All right, everybody. That's enough.Copy !req
894. You're all under arrest. Let's go.Copy !req
895. What's gonna happen to us, Alphie?Copy !req
896. It's gonna be all right.
I know he's going to come.Copy !req
897. - Who's coming?
- Mr. Topps.Copy !req
898. - Who's Mr. Topps?
- Don't worry, just trust me.Copy !req
899. I know he's coming.Copy !req
900. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
901. - They call me Mr. Topps.
- Sergeant, arrest that man.Copy !req
902. - I can't.
- What do you mean, you can't?Copy !req
903. I can't move my legs, I'm paralyzed.Copy !req
904. Alphie, bring your wife and child,
and come with me.Copy !req
905. Hey, Topps.Copy !req
906. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
907. - I've had enough of you.
- But we have a warrant.Copy !req
908. Come on. Don't worry.Copy !req
909. And you, my good friends,
come and join us.Copy !req
910. All of you!Copy !req
911. We belong to one anotherCopy !req
912. We share each other's destinyCopy !req
913. United by our loveCopy !req
914. We're all children ofCopy !req
915. the universal familyCopy !req
916. And we are everybody's brotherCopy !req
917. - Where are you going?
- Goodbye, Dandi.Copy !req
918. Pandi, come back.Copy !req
919. And we could live in harmonyCopy !req
920. If we could make the choiceCopy !req
921. To tune our hearts and raise our voicesCopy !req
922. And sing the universal melodyCopy !req
923. Wait a minute,
where do you think you're taking them?Copy !req
924. I don't know yet.Copy !req
925. - I'm looking for a new place.
- A new planet?Copy !req
926. If I can find one free from your pollution.Copy !req
927. Don't tell me you're going to start
all over again.Copy !req
928. Yes.Copy !req
929. - But this time without you.
- Without me?Copy !req
930. But, my dear Topps,
you know that is not possible.Copy !req
931. The world simply cannot exist without me.Copy !req
932. Let's give it a try.Copy !req