The Angry Birds Movie (2016)

1. Okay.

2. Come on, come on, come on, come on.

3. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

4. Come on, let's go. Let's go, buddy.

5. Come on, come on, we gotta move, we gotta move.

6. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

7. No, no, no, no, no!

8. Hey! Hey! Gotcha!

9. I don't like it! I don't like it!

10. Beak! Wing! Tail!

11. Ribs!

12. Giblets!

13. I'm flying!

14. Nope, still can't fly.

15. I cannot believe this.

16. Breathe, breathe.

17. Bottom feeder.

18. Up and over!

19. Ta-da!

20. No, no, no, no.

21. Look. It's okay. I'm just a clown.

22. Oh, boy.

23. That's a loud... Loud... You're very scared of me.

24. Here, come here. Nope. Okay. Nope. Never mind.

25. Happy hatchday!

26. Hi, pal.

27. You must be so disappointed in yourself for being this late.

28. No. No, no, no, no.

29. I'm not late. Look at the time.

30. See, the order said before noon.

31. Okay, now you're late.

32. - What? - Where have you been?

33. - It's funny you ask. You see, I was... - You missed the party.

34. - What is that? - That.

35. Yes, see, I fell on the box.

36. The squirrel?

37. That's on us.

38. You know, I tried to keep my body between the ground and the box,

39. but, you know, I think I got a little bruise.

40. See anything back there?

41. Hear that, honey?

42. The clown we paid to be here an hour ago fell on our son's hatchday cake.

43. That's why our son's hatchday party is ruined!

44. And the next time you mess up, don't tell me a story,

45. just take responsibility.

46. Hey, man, it wasn't a story.

47. "I'm a screwup that woke up late and fell on the thing you paid for!"

48. - It wasn't a story. I almost drowned. - "I'm really bad at my job and I'm late..."

49. Why don't we just settle this out

50. - and say the cake's on you. - You.

51. I'm sorry, it's on me?

52. Well, who else would it be on?

53. Well, you know, I...

54. I'm not sure you're gonna like this, but since you asked.

55. Rather than being on me, as you suggested,

56. this cake is on you!

57. So, you wanna hear a story?

58. I run my butt off, literally, mind you,

59. to get the "gluten-free cake."

60. What the heck is gluten?

61. I mean, does gluten even exist?

62. Who are you?

63. Get outta here!

64. Already? But you're the only one that's had cake.

65. What...

66. That's good stuff.

67. Anybody want to eat some cake off their dad or husband?

68. Who needs plates when you got this guy's face, right?

69. Wait. I almost forgot.

70. You know, I'm supposed to do a quick customer satisfaction survey

71. before I split, okay?

72. So, on a scale of one to three stars, what would you say about my performance?

73. And don't forget, the squirrel was free...

74. - Sorry about this! - No!

75. My bad.

76. Congratulations!

77. It's a boy!

78. Hey, Eyebrows.

79. Eyebrows!

80. Eyebrows!

81. Your Honor, our family has always practiced natural childhatch.

82. The risks of having a scrambled infant are too great.

83. There was going to be music,

84. the nest was going to be full of beautiful, fresh-cut flowers.

85. And the first two faces he was going to see

86. were the loving faces of his mother and his father.

87. We can never get that moment back.

88. Ma'am, I never wanted my face to be the first face your baby saw.

89. I mean, what are we talking about here?

90. He probably doesn't even remember me.

91. Daddy!

92. No, no, no. No. Shut up.

93. Shut up.

94. Cool it.

95. Ladies and gentlemen, am I a passionate bird?

96. Yes.

97. Guilty as can be.

98. It was a quality cake.

99. Look, I worked very hard to get it there on time

100. and he wouldn't even try it!

101. Mr. Red, we are a happy, happy bird community.

102. Under the protection of Mighty Eagle,

103. we work, we play, we laugh, we love,

104. and we live our lives free from conflict and strife, sir.

105. We love the sound of our own voice, too, evidently.

106. Perhaps you never heard the joke, "Why don't birds fly?"

107. I'm gonna tell you why.

108. Because where else would we ever wanna go?

109. - It gets me every time, guys! - Not a good joke.

110. So now, what am I to make of the likes of you?

111. There seems to be a recurring issue here.

112. Anger.

113. I don't think I have an anger issue.

114. I think you got an anger issue.

115. Anger is a weed growing in our garden.

116. And what do you do when you find a weed?

117. I don't know, but I bet you're gonna tell me.

118. You pluck it out!

119. Oh, my God.

120. Mr. Red, when you moved your house outside of our village,

121. did you notice that nobody tried to stop you?

122. Birds, they may smile at you on the street, but that doesn't mean they like you.

123. Hey, you know what? I got a question for you.

124. Are you aware that that robe that you're wearing isn't fooling anybody?

125. We all see ya prancing along the street, Your Honor!

126. And you're, what, and I'm just approximating here, like, an inch tall?

127. You... What are you doing?

128. Voilà!

129. What the...

130. Daddy!

131. Mr. Red, given the severity of the crimes,

132. I have no choice but to impose the maximum penalty allowed by the law.

133. Anger management class.

134. Pluck my life.

135. Fresh worms caught today.

136. Hey, Red. How are ya?

137. I'm horrible.

138. Hi, Red.

139. It's good to see you!

140. - I wish I could say the same. - Get your worms here!

141. Upsy-daisy!

142. Thank you.

143. Let's go.

144. How are you, Susie? You good?

145. No running. No running.

146. Come on.

147. Hey, how's that nap schedule coming along?

148. Oh, boy.

149. You guys ever thought about bird control?

150. Left, right, left, right.

151. There ya go.

152. Hey, hey.

153. All right.

154. Shirley.

155. Girly, you got this.

156. We don't want you to fall, now. Take your time.

157. Here we go. That's it.

158. You're doing it!

159. Seriously?

160. I'm almost there.

161. Nope.

162. Pigeon pose.

163. Crane pose.

164. Okay, we worked out.

165. Who's down for a froyo?

166. Froyo.

167. "Mighty Mighty Eagle, soaring free.

168. "Defender of our homes and liberty!"

169. Hi, Red.

170. Is one of those yours?

171. What?

172. Yeah, when birds fly.

173. "Mighty Eagle is a legend."

174. You think that's funny?

175. This is funny!

176. Come on!

177. What?

178. Don't look, Bobby.

179. The anger might be contagious.

180. Let's go!

181. - He started it. - Move it, move it! Don't look back!

182. There you go.

183. Look at this.

184. This is gonna be awful.

185. Okay, I guess that's art.

186. That's garbage.

187. And that's exotic.

188. "Free rage" what?

189. Hi!

190. - Hi there! Welcome... - Hello.

191. to the Infinity Acceptance group.

192. - I am Matilda. - Okay.

193. And I'm just super psyched to be taking this journey with you!

194. You're gonna have a blast.

195. I'm really fun.

196. Everybody says that about me.

197. Hey, guys.

198. Say hello to Red, everyone.

199. Hello!

200. Hi, Red.

201. Hello, birds I won't get to know well.

202. Hey, apparently somebody didn't get the memo that we like to start on time

203. because you're about two minutes late.

204. Don't let it happen again.

205. Hi, my name is Chuck.

206. I'm sorry we got off on the wrong foot.

207. I like you a lot. I can tell.

208. Okay.

209. Now, Red, would you like to share your story with us?

210. No, not really.

211. Well, the court mentioned something about a rage episode

212. at a child's birthday party.

213. How long is this class, anyway?

214. As long as you make it.

215. Really? Okay.

216. Gentlemen, very nice to see you, and to almost meet you.

217. Probably the nicest part of it is not getting to meet you,

218. you know, in some weird way.

219. All right, so I'm gonna go ahead

220. and scoot on back out past those creepy statues and...

221. Back you go.

222. Sure. No, I can take a seat.

223. So, in another sense,

224. you are here until I notify the court that your anger issues have been resolved.

225. Oh, boy.

226. Chuck!

227. Share your story with Red.

228. Me? I am the last guy who should be here.

229. Simple speeding ticket.

230. Judge tells me I was going too fast, so I say, "Your Honor, to be honest, I was.

231. "You caught me."

232. I'm not angry. I'm honest.

233. So, shouldn't I be in honesty management class?

234. 'Cause we gotta manage my honesty.

235. My one problem, that's a different story than you told last time.

236. Drinks on me, guys!

237. Chuck?

238. Okay, maybe it wasn't ice cream.

239. All right, Chuck, thanks. We got it.

240. And this is Terence.

241. More like terrifying.

242. Now, it says here, in your little filey...

243. Terence seems to have had an incident.

244. Now, Bomb started with us two weeks ago.

245. Tell us your story, Bomb.

246. Okay.

247. Well, sometimes when I get upset,

248. I have been known to blow up.

249. So, like... Like, what, like, you get mad, you mean?

250. Well, no.

251. I literally blow up, okay?

252. I explode like a bomb.

253. Hence the name.

254. Surprise!

255. Excuse me.

256. Party foul.

257. Do it!

258. No can do.

259. I just went boom-boom before class.

260. Hey, look, I don't want to be here at all,

261. but this can maybe make it a little more interesting to me, so please, explode.

262. You can't do it, can you?

263. Yes, I can, but I'm having back issues today.

264. So, I'm gonna have to take a rain check.

265. Do it!

266. Not the time or place, little amigo.

267. These guys are all nuts, huh, big man?

268. Are we speaking telepathically, or you're just...

269. Good talk.

270. Nice chatting with you.

271. Today we're gonna be working on managing our anger through movement.

272. The first pose is the dancer pose.

273. Great form, Terence.

274. Eagle! Heron!

275. Peacock! Warrior!

276. Mountain! Tree! Rabbit! Fish! Locust! King pigeon!

277. And of course, downward duck.

278. Excuse me, boring hippie lady.

279. Looks like the explodey guy's gonna puke.

280. And have you done this before?

281. Yes, I have, but usually not for free.

282. Didn't think so.

283. - Awesome. - And how are we doing over here, Bomb?

284. Doing wonderful. Stretching out the core.

285. Just remember to breathe up through your feathers and from your talons.

286. Namaste.

287. Bomb?

288. Nice!

289. I don't know what happened.

290. I was doing the poses, I was feeling all Zen,

291. Matilda was digging it, then I lost my grip on it.

292. Let it slip and it just squeaked out.

293. Hey, so, where we going?

294. I'm sorry. "We"?

295. Yes, we.

296. There's a new happiness exhibit at the Museum of Happiness

297. that I'm dying to see.

298. You know what?

299. I... I mean, I got a... I got a thing.

300. A thing?

301. Like a disease?

302. Is it bird flu? Chicken pox?

303. Cardinal sin?

304. No, by "thing," I mean, like, desire not to hang out.

305. With you.

306. Yeah, well... You know, may be for the best, you know,

307. because I got something, too.

308. How did I forget?

309. Even if you'd said yes, I probably couldn't have gone.

310. I'm busy, too.

311. I have a business offer deal that is...

312. No, Bomb, you're not good at this, buddy.

313. It's... It's charming up to a point, and now it's just sad.

314. It's a guy I know.

315. And he's opening up a brand-new luxury

316. class reunion.

317. Okay.

318. Good. Good, good, good.

319. Well, looks like it's just us.

320. Want to go get a bite?

321. But what about your "class reunion" where everybody brings a "business offer"?

322. No, no, no.

323. Chuck, I was lying.

324. I'm sorry if I fooled you.

325. No means no.

326. My sweetheart.

327. Cheers.

328. Hey!

329. Get over here!

330. Hey, peckerhead!

331. What's up?

332. I felt a peck!

333. This is the legendary Mighty Eagle,

334. our protector and hero, but no one has seen him for years.

335. Mighty Eagle is missing.

336. When's Mighty Eagle gonna come back?

337. Eyebrows, didn't your parents ever tell you Mighty Eagle isn't real?

338. He doesn't know that.

339. - He doesn't have parents. - Yeah.

340. Or even friends.

341. Eureka!

342. Say bye to Daddy.

343. Bye-bye!

344. - Goodbye, hatchlings. - Bye!

345. Have a happy day!

346. Good morning!

347. Morning, Your Honor.

348. Here you go.

349. Bless you.

350. - Yes! - Bye!

351. Daddy's making dinner!

352. "If my name were Bobby Would you ask about my hobbies?

353. "Or if my name were Judas Would you ask me what my mood is?

354. "I laugh, I cry, I love, I hate

355. "I do so much more than detonate"

356. Think about it.

357. That was beautiful.

358. You're gonna make me cry!

359. Yeah, that was some real clever symbolism.

360. Red, why don't we hear your poem?

361. I don't have a poem.

362. Why not?

363. Because I didn't write one.

364. Right.

365. And is there a reason?

366. Well, you know, I was gonna do it,

367. but then I thought about it and I realized, "This is a huge waste of my time."

368. So, I didn't do it.

369. Deep breath, deep breath.

370. Deep breath!

371. And we're back in the now.

372. Chuck! You've had your hand up the whole time.

373. My poem is about a hate crime.

374. No.

375. Lot of sickos out there. Lot of sickos.

376. "What, oh, what did I make you of?

377. "I made you out of love

378. "But wait, too late!

379. "Now I see your fate

380. "Some very troubled somebody Destroyed you out of hate

381. "What could have made him so despise

382. "Your happy smile, your laughing eyes?

383. "Your soul was pure, your heart was true

384. "And someone hated that

385. "But who?"

386. Terence.

387. Yeah, I deserved that.

388. Billy has passed to a higher plane of existence.

389. Everyone, join wings.

390. Let us all say our goodbyes.

391. Yeah, let me get in here. I gotta say goodbye.

392. Okay.

393. Okay. You know, I'll just mourn from back here.

394. That's fine.

395. You know, if there's one thing Billy always hated,

396. - it was goodbyes. - Hey, what's going on out there?

397. Class dismissed.

398. Very moving.

399. Come on, everybody! Let's go!

400. Hey, where's everybody going?

401. Hurry! Something's coming!

402. Last one to the beach is a rotten egg!

403. Let's go!

404. Coming through! Pardon me! Excuse me!

405. What?

406. Again?

407. Let's get down to the beach!

408. Follow the trail!

409. Last one there is a rotten eggy!

410. What?

411. Didn't mean to photobomb you. Sorry about that.

412. What is that thing?

413. It looks like a UFO. An Unidentified Floating Object.

414. Daddy!

415. Stop it. No, I'm not your daddy!

416. What is that?

417. - Look at the size of that thing! - Where's it going?

418. I don't know, but it's not stopping.

419. My house, my house.

420. Slow down!

421. Stop!

422. What the...

423. That house took me five years to build.

424. It's such a shame when you create something and someone just destroys it.

425. Ladies and gentlemen,

426. we have a very special guest for you!

427. - He's a green marine sailing machine. - Careful, now.

428. And he's keen to let you know he's not mean!

429. Put your wings together for Leonard!

430. Thank you so much.

431. Please hold your applause.

432. Greetings from my world!

433. The world of the pigs.

434. What's a pig?

435. I am a pig.

436. Unbelievable.

437. Unbelievable.

438. Where we going?

439. Wrong way.

440. Oopsie. Not working.

441. We practiced this 100 times.

442. - Oh, man. - Give it to me.

443. We're gonna come in again.

444. I'm so sorry.

445. My name is Leonard, but my friends call me Chuckles.

446. Very generous!

447. - Thank... - We mean no harm.

448. We saw your island across the sea, and we thought,

449. "Wonder what they're up to."

450. But there's no other place besides here.

451. - Yes, there is. - Stop it!

452. - And we are from there. - Please stop!

453. We call it Piggy Island.

454. Oh, my God.

455. P-I-double-G-Y Island.

456. Who else is out there?

457. My first officer, Ross, and I have sailed everywhere.

458. One brave soul against the sea.

459. And Ross.

460. Excuse me.

461. Have you come to smash all of our houses or just mine?

462. Oh, man!

463. Somebody want a gift basket?

464. Please, please, don't be afraid.

465. My partner and I request the honor of your friendship.

466. Ross, show 'em how we do it.

467. Don't worry, he's had all his shots.

468. We're all friends now!

469. Hi, friends.

470. Not a hugger.

471. Welcome to Bird Island!

472. Welcome to our new friends, the pigs.

473. Let us have a celebration!

474. - Put 'er there! - Welcome!

475. - Sorry. - And a hoof to a wing.

476. We would like to honor the pigs with a special performance.

477. Watch out. Shakin' my bacon!

478. They don't have feathers?

479. You know, they're just walking around naked,

480. just presenting themselves.

481. I'm looking at all their business here.

482. That part about them I really admire.

483. Now we would like to welcome our special guests, the pigs!

484. All right!

485. Thank you for your kindness and hospitality.

486. Our king sends his warmest regards.

487. "King"?

488. You have shared with us the wonders of your quaint, simple little island.

489. Drop the banner, Ross!

490. Now we would love to humbly share some of the wonders of our world.

491. Yeah. Humble, my bird butt.

492. Language.

493. A hundred years from now, everyone will ask,

494. "How did the friendship between the pigs and the birds start?"

495. - Who cares? - Oh, no.

496. Well, let them say we lit up the night!

497. Holy moly!

498. Yeah!

499. Hey, look, they destroyed more of the stuff we worked hard to build.

500. - But there's more! - More?

501. Has gravity gone haywire?

502. No! Even better!

503. Your friends, the pigs, proudly give you

504. the trampoline!

505. - Those are my assistants, Oinky... - Hello.

506. and Jon Ham!

507. Hold on a second.

508. I thought there was only supposed to be two of these guys.

509. Squad goals!

510. Look at those jiggly pigglies!

511. But that's not all.

512. Throwing things just got a whole lot easier.

513. Say hello to

514. the slingshot!

515. - I can't see. - This is crazy!

516. - Tired of carrying things from place to place? - Yeah!

517. - Wish you could just get it there? - Yeah!

518. - Well, now you can! - How?

519. Waiters, do me a favor.

520. - Take the rest of the night off. - Thank you.

521. Hey, if you got the night off, why don't you fix my house!

522. Yeah, it's the same guy.

523. Well, the slingshot does it all in three easy steps.

524. Ready, aim, fire!

525. I got it!

526. Incredible!

527. - Flown in fresh! - Me! Me! I want fruit!

528. Guys, it's the same fruit sitting on the plates in front of you.

529. - Watch out for that pineapple. - Somebody, please...

530. And now for our last gift to you.

531. Shut up and fix my house!

532. We don't know him.

533. I'm going to ask for a volunteer from the audience.

534. Pick me!

535. Who should I pick?

536. - Who, who, who? - Pick me, Mr. Pig!

537. How about the red guy with the enormous eyebrows?

538. Me?

539. - Yeah! - No, no, no, no, no, no.

540. Yes, you, sir.

541. Come on up here.

542. It's your lucky day!

543. Are you sure you don't want to choose

544. one of the hundreds of birds that had their wings up?

545. - Get him up here! - Come on, Red!

546. Have some fun!

547. Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

548. He's shy.

549. You hear that?

550. They're cheering for you.

551. You gotta be kidding me.

552. Red guy with the eyebrows!

553. I would've sat closer had I known that I was gonna be part of the show.

554. Okay, now what?

555. Come on, give him a hand.

556. Right this way. Come on.

557. Relax. Be brave.

558. - Ready! - Who, me? Yeah, no, I'm ready.

559. - Aim! - Aim at what?

560. - Everybody on this one. - Fire!

561. Who says birds don't fly?

562. This seems really unnatural!

563. I hope he's okay.

564. Hey, don't worry!

565. I'm fine!

566. Thanks for the lift!

567. I wish they would have done that 10 minutes ago.

568. You know you want to search their boat.

569. What? No, I don't.

570. Yeah, you're right, I do.

571. Bomb's on his way.

572. Come on. Let's go.

573. And remember, keep it quiet.

574. Yeah.

575. - This is an impressive ship! - No. Inside voice.

576. Inside voice.

577. Come on.

578. Sorry.

579. Piggy fitness.

580. I don't know.

581. Very strange.

582. Who are these weirdos?

583. What are you doing? We're trying to sneak around.

584. We didn't rent this place out.

585. You can rent this place?

586. Give me that!

587. Hey, you guys!

588. No.

589. Looks like there's some more stuff down here.

590. We were hiding.

591. When I say, "Hey!" you say, "Ho!"

592. - Hey! - Ho!

593. - Hey! - Ho!

594. - Hey! - Ho!

595. There's more of them!

596. Hey!

597. Ho!

598. That's right, I'm back.

599. Enjoying the party, everyone?

600. Because while you were living it up, I snuck onto their boat.

601. - What? - What did he say?

602. And look at what I found.

603. There's more of them than we thought!

604. Which is mysterious and weird, am I right?

605. Hi.

606. How ya doin'?

607. Remember, he said there were only two pigs on board,

608. but he was obviously lying.

609. And there are strange devices on their boat!

610. So, clearly, there's, you know, some messed-up stuff going on here.

611. How messed up? I don't know.

612. What specifically? I don't know that, either.

613. Any questions?

614. Sweet!

615. You snuck onto their boat?

616. You know, I don't need a reward.

617. If you guys are trying to think of what honor to bestow upon me, don't need it.

618. - Boo! - Yeah, boo 'em!

619. Boo!

620. - You're booing them or me? - You!

621. It's me.

622. Perhaps I can explain.

623. You see, my cousins are simple folk.

624. Watch.

625. A, B, C...

626. Nothing. See? Nothing.

627. I didn't want to risk their lives until I found out that the...

628. The new world was safe.

629. We were gonna put on a cowboy show for you.

630. Let 'er go, boys!

631. and I'll take the low...

632. Ixnay on the ongsay.

633. That was Pig Latin.

634. But perhaps it wasn't meant to be.

635. I believe that birds and pigs are meant to be friends.

636. But if we crossed boundaries that were not meant to be crossed...

637. Mr. Red, you've shamed not only yourself, but our entire community!

638. I think you... You messed up there.

639. You said "shamed" and you meant "saved," right?

640. I sent you to treatment to deal with your problems.

641. Clearly, more treatment is required.

642. - No! - No!

643. Do not trouble our honored guests again!

644. My friends, we would love to see your cowboy show.

645. - Yeah! - Thank you.

646. Thank you so much.

647. Come on, everybody!

648. Put your hands together!

649. Yeah!

650. Whatever. Don't listen to me.

651. Party train coming through!

652. It's crazy that we're standing side by side

653. Fighting just like two birds of a feather

654. I can't see. I can't see.

655. Who's gonna tell us now that we can't fly?

656. Just some roughed-up desperados

657. Hanging tough through thick and thin

658. Kicking up dust wherever we go

659. I can see that you and me Are gonna be friends...

660. Piggyback rides?

661. Yee-haw! Let's move it, piggies!

662. Oh, boy.

663. Group picture! Group picture!

664. Everybody say, "Cheese"!

665. - Cheese omelet. - Cheese!

666. Cheese omelet.

667. Classic.

668. Spoiler alert.

669. - Step right up! - Jump!

670. So, I'm thinking about what kind of nest. I don't know.

671. I was in the store, and I saw this...

672. - I am famished... - It's chow time!

673. Just some roughed-up desperados

674. - Hanging tough through thick and thin - Hanging tough through thick and thin

675. Kicking up dust wherever we go...

676. Yeah!

677. What?

678. To the end You and me are gonna be friends...

679. What the heck?

680. Who invited you to move in?

681. Hey!

682. That's my toothbrush!

683. Get it out!

684. All right, class, thought for the day.

685. Water is the softest thing,

686. yet it can penetrate mountains and earth.

687. Here's my thought of the day. When are we done?

688. Red, what the caterpillar calls the end, the world calls a butterfly.

689. Can I just say I never understand a single thing you're talking about?

690. "Can I just say..."

691. That's very lifelike.

692. So deep.

693. And, Terence, let's see your...

694. My goodness.

695. I did not know you felt that way.

696. Class dismissed!

697. And now we've come to the prestigious Palms district.

698. Where birds of all feathers flock together with eight kinds of fruit and nut trees.

699. Suck those bellies in.

700. Insta-ham!

701. Is that what I think it is?

702. That's an egg.

703. That's how our children are born.

704. You guys don't lay eggs?

705. I wish we did.

706. Enchanté.

707. You look delicious, my dear.

708. That's us.

709. Hey. Hello.

710. Excuse me. Buddy?

711. Those are fragile.

712. Maybe you shouldn't pick 'em up, all right?

713. Not yours.

714. My friend from the banquet.

715. Well, that's a very good painting.

716. Very good.

717. Yeah.

718. The assignment was "Paint Your Pain," so I painted your pain.

719. It's actually the first in a series.

720. Here you go.

721. This one is nice.

722. I call this one Catharsis.

723. And I call this one Bye-Bye.

724. Wonderful likeness.

725. I thought you said you stored your nuts for winter.

726. Burn.

727. All right, what's going on here?

728. Are you explorers, or are you staying?

729. Because if you're explorers, then why are there more of you coming?

730. Hi, everybody!

731. Not my house again!

732. - That's my home! - Okay!

733. And you know what? If you are staying, why don't you just say so?

734. And why'd you leave your home?

735. How do we know you're not fugitives of the law?

736. You are making our guests feel unwelcome!

737. And you're not asking basic questions.

738. Maybe I wasn't clear enough.

739. Your opinion is not needed!

740. Why do we have to agree?

741. Why does it matter that we're not the same?

742. Anger is not always the answer!

743. Continue the tour.

744. Surf's up, you guys.

745. - So, get ready to hang loose. - That went well, if you're me.

746. Dummy.

747. We could really use you right about now.

748. Wait, actually...

749. Hey, Chuck! It's Red!

750. Zip on down here!

751. Hey, Chuck's mom.

752. Can your son come out to play?

753. All of this does not just happen on its own.

754. Hey. Just taking a shower.

755. Bomb, buddy, TMI.

756. Now, I'm telling you, something isn't kosher with these pigs.

757. Bull's-eye!

758. And it's up to us to figure it out.

759. Figure what out, exactly?

760. I don't know, maybe they're just being innovative.

761. Go ahead.

762. All aboard!

763. Does seem a little odd, though.

764. - Nailed it! - Flawless.

765. Come on, does none of this seem wrong to you guys?

766. I'll tell you this, if anyone knows what these pigs are up to...

767. - Hey! - ... it's Mighty Eagle.

768. Mighty Eagle!

769. Yeah!

770. Take that, tree!

771. Eat my foot!

772. Tasty! Yum, yum, yum!

773. Mighty Eagle!

774. Peek-a-boo.

775. Hello, Bird Island!

776. You're welcome.

777. Does Mighty Eagle still live?

778. Did he ever live?

779. And if he did live, where would he live?

780. By the Lake of Wisdom in the Ancient Tree.

781. That's a fairy tale.

782. I've run all over this island.

783. Where could that possibly be?

784. Way up high.

785. It's a long way up that mountain,

786. and if I'm being honest, well, I mean, you know, I could kind of use your help.

787. What's that? What are you trying to say?

788. Nothing. I was just saying that I, you know, I could use your help.

789. I'm sorry, I couldn't quite hear you over your ego.

790. Could you enunciate that last word a little bit?

791. I need your help!

792. Why didn't you say so?

793. Bomb?

794. Let's do it!

795. If there is a Mighty Eagle, well, how come we don't ever hear his battle cry?

796. I don't know.

797. Maybe we have.

798. What would a Mighty Eagle battle cry sound like?

799. You know what? I think I got an idea.

800. Maybe something like...

801. No, I bet it's more like...

802. That's theoretically what it's more like, scientifically.

803. I got one.

804. Not bad. It's a good impression.

805. But in my head, I'm kind of imagining it's something more like a...

806. That sounds about right.

807. Now I'm thinking maybe it's a little bit more subtle.

808. Like a little bit just more majestic, like...

809. "Hello, world!

810. "I am calling for you!"

811. Stop making Mighty Eagle noises!

812. It's like running a nursery.

813. Absolute child care.

814. Someone has anger issues.

815. This... This is the wrong mountain.

816. My calves are killing me.

817. That is simply unreal.

818. The Lake of Wisdom.

819. What are you guys waiting for?

820. Guys, hurry up!

821. This is what Mama talked about!

822. Be honest, do I sound any wiser?

823. Way wiser.

824. You were kind of dumb before. I can say that now.

825. That water is no joke.

826. I can literally taste the intelligence and wisdom

827. circulating through my body now.

828. Guys, nobody's here. I mean, nobody's used this place in years.

829. What are you doing?

830. Get out of there.

831. Don't spit in his mouth.

832. No, don't spit it back!

833. Don't swallow it.

834. Get out. Let's go. Come on.

835. Come. Take your time, will you?

836. Red, I've found the meaning of life. It's...

837. Shut your wormhole.

838. It's him.

839. Oh, man.

840. No. No. No.

841. Horrible turn of events. Horrible.

842. Well, not so much the Lake of Wisdom, it's more like the Lake of Whiz.

843. Did you just come here to look at me?

844. Or did you have something to say?

845. I think he saw us.

846. You think so?

847. You have passed the first test!

848. You have found me.

849. Look out.

850. Behold.

851. Gaze upon

852. Mighty Eagle!

853. I see all and know all.

854. What are your names?

855. If you know all, why don't you know who we are?

856. I know very well who you are.

857. You are lost souls who have come here seeking wisdom.

858. Can we have some?

859. Wisdom is not something that is given.

860. It is something that is attained.

861. Okay. Goodbye.

862. No, no, no, no. Will I help you attain wisdom?

863. Yes. That I will do.

864. Right. So, the reason we've climbed the mountain is that we want to know...

865. - Prepare... - Okay.

866. to have your minds blown.

867. Son of a...

868. This guy is good.

869. Welcome to the Hall of Heroism.

870. It's really amazing to meet you.

871. You know, I actually have your poster up...

872. You might want to shield your eyes from the sparkle of those trophies.

873. How many? I have no idea. Countless, I'm sure.

874. Thirteen.

875. This is way nicer than my Hall of Wimpiness.

876. Bring it home, mamacita.

877. Get outta town.

878. What the...

879. Those are some old-school moves there.

880. Yeah.

881. What?

882. Yes!

883. Yeah.

884. So, he's kind of a wackadoodle. You know, that doesn't mean he's not wise.

885. Hey, are you tired of filling your balloons with heavy old air?

886. Finally, there's a better way.

887. - Helium. - Helium?

888. It's a gas.

889. Don't worry about your balloon.

890. It'll just land in the ocean.

891. The fish love it.

892. It's good for their tummy.

893. Free party, free party. It's gonna be the piggest party of the year.

894. - Party! Get a birdsitter. - Let's go, piggies.

895. Well, now, that is some fine handiwork.

896. - Hey, Judge, you're under arrest. - What?

897. For looking too good.

898. Hello. What about me?

899. Do... Do I get a plus one?

900. - Thank you. - Let me see, let me see.

901. That was a wet one.

902. Almost there. Don't rush me!

903. Deep breath, deep breath.

904. And we're back in the now.

905. Who's ready for trust falls?

906. - I gotcha. - No, no, no.

907. Help.

908. Mighty, Mighty Eagle Soaring free

909. Defender of our homes And liberty

910. Bravery! Humility!

911. And honesty

912. You must have grown up singing this song in school.

913. Yeah. Yes, we did.

914. Right. Yeah.

915. Mighty, Mighty Eagle

916. Rescue me

917. Now, you do the second verse.

918. Come on.

919. - Me? - Yes.

920. Do it. Do it.

921. Mighty, Mighty Eagle Flap your wings

922. Yeah.

923. And fill up your big cave With all your fancy things

924. That's it.

925. Politeness Good sportsmanship

926. That's not me.

927. And a long attention span

928. What?

929. Mighty, Mighty Eagle

930. Yeah!

931. Take it away, Charles.

932. Great heroic Mighty Eagle

933. With finer plumage Than a seagull

934. Sing it.

935. Ambidexterity Pottery

936. And bankruptcy

937. Mighty, Mighty Eagle

938. Harmonize. Harmonize.

939. Rescue me

940. You know it better than me.

941. So, anyway, the other day,

942. these pigs showed up out of nowhere, and it caused me a great deal of suspicion...

943. And he's walking out of the room.

944. I don't get this.

945. This guy sits here on his butt, all alone, clearly doesn't leave the house.

946. He talks a good game, but he doesn't care about anyone but himself.

947. Sounds a lot like you.

948. Good. Thank you for your opinion, Chuck.

949. Well, hello.

950. - Hello? Mighty Eagle? - What?

951. What are you doing?

952. - I'm bird-watching. - What?

953. Take a peek.

954. - You're disgusting. - Yeah.

955. Look, are you gonna help us or not?

956. - I am helping you. - No, this is you helping.

957. Looking through binoculars, spying on old ladies.

958. What is that?

959. Wait.

960. Oh, my...

961. I was right.

962. I was right. I knew it!

963. Bomb, Chuck, hurry up! Get out here!

964. Mighty Eagle, hey, fly us down there now.

965. No.

966. I'm sorry. What?

967. I don't do that anymore. I'm retired.

968. Mostly just tired.

969. Go handle it yourself. This is everything I've prepared you for.

970. What? Prepared us for?

971. Hold on, did I miss something?

972. Let me just go through my notes really quick. Let's see.

973. Crazy stuff, bragging, crazy stuff, karaoke.

974. No, see, I don't see anything useful here.

975. The whole world, everyone we know, is in danger.

976. Yes, it is.

977. So, off you go.

978. Hey, you know what?

979. I used to believe in you.

980. When I was a kid, I believed nothing really bad could ever happen

981. because you were here.

982. And now I see the fate of the world hangs on idiots like me.

983. And that, sir, is sort of terrifying.

984. It's time for you to go.

985. You know, it's really upsetting to me that you're the only bird that can fly

986. and you're too afraid to do it.

987. Hey, guys, come on, let's go. We're done here. He's no hero.

988. So, I'm having a party next Tuesday.

989. - Could you just do, like, a little pop in? - Come on.

990. Come on, run faster!

991. Come on, come on, come on, let's go.

992. I sentence you all to four hours of hard partying.

993. Look out below!

994. - They're taking the eggs! - Follow 'em.

995. Oh, man!

996. Move it!

997. Right on time. Eggcellent.

998. Chuck, go shut that party down now!

999. Me? But I only know how to get parties started!

1000. - Go! - On it.

1001. - Bomb, we gotta stop 'em. - Yeah.

1002. Gotta get more speed!

1003. It's Chuck time!

1004. Get to the ship!

1005. Move 'em out!

1006. Catch.

1007. Can everybody please stop partying? There are eggs being stolen!

1008. Matilda, we need your help. The pigs are stealing our eggs!

1009. What?

1010. I'm airborne!

1011. We have to get back to the village!

1012. Stop dancing and start running!

1013. Hors d'oeuvres. My weakness.

1014. Come on, let's wrap it up.

1015. - We gotta get the eggs off the ship. - Yes!

1016. - Is everyone on board? - Let's go. Let's go.

1017. Use the trampolines.

1018. Can you get up there?

1019. We've got intruders!

1020. What the heck are they doing?

1021. Untie the ropes, drop the eggs in the water.

1022. Get rid of 'em! Get him off of there!

1023. It's too strong. I can't break it.

1024. Bomb, blow up the chain.

1025. Knock 'em down.

1026. Come on, Bomb, you can do this.

1027. Come on, Bomb, you got this. Blow up.

1028. You gotta get me mad.

1029. Okay, well, then what makes you mad?

1030. Try insulting me on a personal level.

1031. Your poetry stinks.

1032. You're just a bad poet. And you know it.

1033. I know! I know!

1034. Hey, who wants a birdie bath?

1035. I'm sorry, Red. I couldn't do it.

1036. Don't give up. This isn't over.

1037. Thanks for your hospitality.

1038. Set sail for Piggy Island.

1039. Oh, no.

1040. We'll find them.

1041. They're all gone.

1042. It's okay.

1043. Mr. Red.

1044. What do we do now?

1045. Wait, hold on, you're asking me?

1046. You knew. You tried to tell us.

1047. But we didn't listen.

1048. I didn't listen.

1049. Red, we need a leader.

1050. - What are we gonna do? - What do we do now?

1051. Wait a minute. I'm not a leader.

1052. Okay, pigs stole our kids. That sucks.

1053. Made all you guys look like idiots.

1054. You know what we gotta do?

1055. We start replacing those kids.

1056. Ladies, get busy!

1057. We're gonna be laying some eggs tonight.

1058. No, no, stop. No, no, no, no. No.

1059. We're not gonna replace those kids.

1060. We're gonna get them back.

1061. How are we gonna do that?

1062. What do you mean how? The pigs already showed us how.

1063. That is where they went.

1064. And so, that is where we're going.

1065. But how do we get from here to there?

1066. I am not aquatic in the least.

1067. Well, you know...

1068. We're gonna build our own boat.

1069. What are you talking about?

1070. They stole your kids...

1071. No.

1072. They stole our kids.

1073. I mean, who does that?

1074. Have you ever stolen anyone's children?

1075. Have you?

1076. I mean, you look like you would.

1077. And you know what? I'm a little bit angry.

1078. Correction. I'm really angry.

1079. And I don't think I'm the only one.

1080. Come on, we're birds. We're descended from dinosaurs.

1081. We're not supposed to be nice. Right?

1082. Yeah. Point... Point made.

1083. Who else here is angry?

1084. - I am! - Yeah, you are.

1085. We're getting our kids back.

1086. And I don't need any calm, detached, happy birds.

1087. Not gonna help us. Don't need it.

1088. I need some angry flockin' birds.

1089. You hear me? Now, who's angry?

1090. - Yeah! Yeah! - Let's go!

1091. Bring me everything that floats.

1092. Yeah, yeah, that's perfect. Yeah.

1093. With every single feather of my being,

1094. I am not gonna let any of these eggs get taken from their parents.

1095. Chuck, I need you to tie those crates together.

1096. You got it.

1097. Done and done.

1098. A little help here?

1099. Let's go. Move it, everybody.

1100. Push with your upper body.

1101. I have no upper body!

1102. Darn good for a bunch of birds.

1103. All right!

1104. When I say, "Eat the," you say, "Eggs."

1105. - Eat the... - Eggs.

1106. - Eat the... - Eggs.

1107. What a reception!

1108. All right, snouts up.

1109. Man, it's a snout staircase. Who thinks of that?

1110. Welcome home, King Mudbeard!

1111. My father and my father's father and my weird Aunt Chloe

1112. have all searched for the eggs.

1113. But only I, King Mudbeard...

1114. My pom-pom.

1115. - ... have found them. - We love you, Leonard!

1116. I present to you the eggs!

1117. Oh, man!

1118. Say goodbye to Harvey.

1119. A feast!

1120. I proclaim a feast two nights hence.

1121. Let's go make some omelets!

1122. I feel a little nervous inside, but that's normal, right?

1123. Yeah. Yeah, I think so.

1124. Anybody else got butterflies in the stomach?

1125. Yeah.

1126. Probably because you ate too many caterpillars.

1127. Drop your nuts and move your butts!

1128. Come on, let's go!

1129. Oh, no.

1130. I wasn't expecting this.

1131. Hold on a second.

1132. That guy's the king?

1133. He's got to have the eggs with him in the castle.

1134. - What the heck's a castle? - And that's where we're going.

1135. Hey, guys, do you remember everything you learned in my class?

1136. - Yep. - Nope.

1137. - What class? - Well, forget all of it for now.

1138. Now it's time to let loose.

1139. Good, because I never learned anything anyway.

1140. Me, neither. I actually just came to socialize.

1141. I came for the snacks.

1142. You don't happen to have any now, do you?

1143. Deep breath, deep breath, deep breath!

1144. How are we gonna get over those walls?

1145. I'll tell you how. We're gonna fly.

1146. Remember, the goal is the castle.

1147. Get to the castle.

1148. Who wants to go first?

1149. - Over here! Me! Me! Me! - I do!

1150. Hey! All right, Matilda.

1151. Always a bridesmaid.

1152. Step right up, keep your wings, legs and feet inside the slingshot at all times.

1153. - Shoot it! - Okeydoke.

1154. Fire!

1155. And a one and a...

1156. Take that, porkers!

1157. Incoming!

1158. Boom, baby, boom!

1159. Well, how about that?

1160. My teacher can shoot fireballs out of her butt.

1161. You! What's your name? Hal?

1162. I've seen you do something strange before, right?

1163. Well, let's see, I'm really good at...

1164. Doesn't matter. Launch him.

1165. This guy looks good.

1166. He's gonna make it!

1167. This is incredible. We're witnessing history right now.

1168. Nope. He's coming back.

1169. He's coming, duck. Get down.

1170. Did we win?

1171. No, not quite yet, buddy.

1172. We're still tied. Hey, can we get an ice pack for Hal?

1173. - Medic! - All right, who's up next?

1174. What can you do?

1175. Need a tissue?

1176. Who's next? We need fliers, not standbyers!

1177. Let's go!

1178. You go out there and you show them how frightening mimes can be.

1179. Yeah!

1180. Oh, my God!

1181. We're having a feast We're eating the eggs

1182. Gonna have a big feast We're gonna eat all the eggs

1183. What?

1184. What is that?

1185. Fire!

1186. That guy again.

1187. Citizens of Pig Island,

1188. if you spot any birds destroying your neighborhood,

1189. please, capture them.

1190. - What did he say? - There's been a change of plans.

1191. We will eat the eggs for lunch.

1192. Did he say, "Eat the eggs"?

1193. Okay, I want you to curl up into a little ball.

1194. All right? Make yourself aerodynamic.

1195. Like this?

1196. - To the left. To the left! - Let me at 'em!

1197. Launch!

1198. Don't mess with Bubbles!

1199. Get him!

1200. - Piggy pile! - Hog-tie him!

1201. I told you not to mess with me!

1202. That blows.

1203. In a good way.

1204. - To the left! - Hold on, wait.

1205. My left or your left?

1206. My left is your left. We are facing the same direction.

1207. Right. Good call.

1208. Just look where the last bird went and adjust from there.

1209. - I got this, you guys. - All right.

1210. She got far, but not far enough.

1211. Get out of our town!

1212. We have to get closer.

1213. Judge power...

1214. Trial by fire!

1215. No, literally, he's on fire right now.

1216. Can somebody please help him?

1217. Mighty Eagle!

1218. Terence, I got an idea.

1219. Do you think you can pull the slingshot back far enough to hit that giant boulder?

1220. Okay. Launch me right towards the top of that thing.

1221. Ready?

1222. Red, I'm not gonna lie to you. I am

1223. really gonna miss you when you die.

1224. Rest in peace, my friend. Rest in peace.

1225. Hey, guys, let's not get cheesy, okay?

1226. Ready? Fire!

1227. This is gonna hurt.

1228. What was that?

1229. My roof!

1230. Did he make it?

1231. I hope he's okay.

1232. I'm in!

1233. Yeah. I knew he'd make it!

1234. Send everyone else!

1235. Guards! There is a red bird in these walls.

1236. Bring him to me.

1237. - Aye, aye, sir. - Roger that, boss.

1238. Not in these walls.

1239. In the castle!

1240. Come on, you guys.

1241. Here, pretty bird. Here, pretty bird.

1242. Transport the eggs!

1243. Trot, trot, trot, trot, trot...

1244. Launch me exactly the same way you did for Red...

1245. I wasn't ready!

1246. Faster!

1247. Chuck, is that you?

1248. This is the house of horrors.

1249. I gotta be honest, you look a little...

1250. Fine. You look fine. Come on.

1251. Bomb's on his way.

1252. Call in the Piggy Air Force!

1253. My loyal subjects,

1254. the treacherous birds have repaid our friendship

1255. with an unprovoked act of aggression.

1256. The attack will fail.

1257. We have glass, we have wood, we have TNT.

1258. We tried to kill them with kindness, and now we're just gonna have to...

1259. - Well, you know. - Bye-bye.

1260. Who's gonna go next?

1261. Aim for that ramp.

1262. Terence! Terence! Terence!

1263. No eggs in here. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

1264. Hey! I'm on this.

1265. Redrum.

1266. Never mind.

1267. Backup engines!

1268. Wait, hold on a second.

1269. Wait, I know that rear end. That's Bomb.

1270. Yeah, Chuck, that's not his rear end, that's his face, man.

1271. - Sorry, Bomb. - No prob.

1272. Easy mistake to make.

1273. Thanks for getting me out.

1274. We want eggs!

1275. We want eggs!

1276. We want eggs!

1277. We want eggs!

1278. He was sick, but then he got cured.

1279. "No eggs in here."

1280. These are clever pigs.

1281. Okay, look, I'm gonna run up and tackle the pig on the left.

1282. Bomb, you could handle two.

1283. Chuck, I don't know if you can help.

1284. We gotta figure out a way to get into that room.

1285. Anyone have any bright ideas?

1286. You are gonna pay for that.

1287. What the heck just happened?

1288. I'm sorry. You were saying?

1289. And here we are?

1290. We found 'em!

1291. Come on!

1292. - Red! - Guys, come on!

1293. Quick, follow him.

1294. - We want eggs! - Things are looking sunny side up!

1295. Guys, I'm here. Everything's gonna be okay.

1296. We're gonna get you out of here.

1297. - Hurry up, Bomb! Come on! - I'm coming!

1298. Don't lose me!

1299. Doesn't this nightmare ever end?

1300. Oh, boy!

1301. We want eggs!

1302. We want eggs!

1303. What is he doing up there? This is a civilized buffet.

1304. Don't hatch now. Do not hatch now.

1305. Get that red scab off my eggs.

1306. - Hey! - Oh, man.

1307. - Bomb, are you okay? - I've been better.

1308. We want eggs!

1309. I'm gonna get a running start.

1310. Chuck time!

1311. Fine. Boil him, too.

1312. Let's pig out!

1313. Looks like it's just you and me, pork belly.

1314. I'll be taking that.

1315. Hey!

1316. No!

1317. Red, we're coming!

1318. Deep breath.

1319. I'm in!

1320. Classy joint.

1321. Hello!

1322. Where is everyone?

1323. Mighty Eagle! Where's he going?

1324. I can't believe I'm about to do this.

1325. My battle cry?

1326. Coming in, coming in.

1327. Mighty Eagle!

1328. Mighty Eagle.

1329. Mighty Eagle, wake up. Come on. That's bad breath.

1330. I can sleep late, Mom. It's not a school day.

1331. Throw them in the pot, too.

1332. I'll have the big turkey.

1333. Red!

1334. - Hey! - What did I miss?

1335. You gotta fly those eggs to safety.

1336. I got this. Here we go.

1337. Yes! Yes! Yes!

1338. My eggs!

1339. - Don't forget Chuck and Bomb! - Who?

1340. - Hey! - Those guys!

1341. Right, right.

1342. Gotcha!

1343. You're not getting away that easy.

1344. No!

1345. - Save yourselves! - Hold on, Red!

1346. I'm gonna save that egg.

1347. - Red, don't be a hero. Red, no! - No!

1348. Get out of town, everybody.

1349. Get down!

1350. There's just so many of them! We're outnumbered!

1351. What? How many?

1352. No, not that many. Just the right amount, really.

1353. No need to look back. Just keep flying. Faster!

1354. I'll take that.

1355. - No, you won't. - Get him!

1356. Gimme that!

1357. You just don't know when to stop, do you?

1358. Here's a two-word answer.

1359. Looks like your little slingshot game ends here.

1360. - Gimme that! - Not gonna happen!

1361. Oh, no.

1362. Get out of my way!

1363. Every pig for themselves!

1364. I quit!

1365. I know what I gotta do.

1366. I gotta blow up that ramp.

1367. And that would be a good plan if you were good at blowing up.

1368. I need to stop those planes.

1369. Remember me, Chuck. Remember me!

1370. Bomb's away!

1371. - Hi there. - Here, chickie, chickie, chickie.

1372. This little piggy popped.

1373. This little piggy exploded.

1374. And this little piggy went, "Wee, wee, wee, I want my mama!"

1375. Come on, Bomb, you can do this.

1376. Blow up! Blow up!

1377. No.

1378. Think explosive thoughts.

1379. Surprise parties!

1380. Yoga poses!

1381. Pigs in airplanes!

1382. I blew up.

1383. On purpose.

1384. You're wrecking my house. What's wrong with you?

1385. You wrecked my house.

1386. Your house was ugly.

1387. Well, now we're even.

1388. Strike!

1389. Run! Run!

1390. Guys, look out!

1391. Everyone, stand back.

1392. Terence?

1393. Put on your seat belts, everyone. Trust me.

1394. Well, this is dynamite.

1395. - There you are. - Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!

1396. Delicious bird eggy-weggy.

1397. You can't eat eggs!

1398. What are you gonna do? I'm a foodie.

1399. It's over. You're finished, Eyebrows.

1400. - Eyebrows! - Someone has anger issues.

1401. Anger is not always the answer!

1402. Well, you know what?

1403. I guess you win.

1404. What?

1405. That was an awesome plan.

1406. Mindblower.

1407. Really? Well, thank you.

1408. You know, a lot of hard work goes into my sinister plans.

1409. It does.

1410. Nah, I mean, your plan was great.

1411. But you didn't plan for this!

1412. You have annoyed me for the last time.

1413. Yup.

1414. No!

1415. Faster!

1416. Cramp. Cramp.

1417. It's him!

1418. Look at that!

1419. Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

1420. - Jeez, is that Mighty Eagle? - It's him!

1421. This guy looks nothing like his statue.

1422. - Honey. - Our eggs!

1423. - Are you okay? - Chuck, my man.

1424. - Did you see what I did back there? - Yeah.

1425. This egg is the spitting image of you.

1426. There. Safe and sound.

1427. - Where is he? - Red?

1428. Where is he?

1429. I think he might be dead.

1430. Daddy!

1431. He's alive!

1432. He's alive!

1433. What?

1434. Yeah!

1435. Red, you're alive! I thought you had died!

1436. Or defected to the pigs' side.

1437. Hey, buddy, way to not be dead.

1438. Hey. It's good to see you guys.

1439. Come on.

1440. Sir. Ma'am.

1441. I think these belong to you.

1442. Thank you.

1443. Crimson, Woody, Ash.

1444. - Who? - Is he talking to us?

1445. You learned your lessons well.

1446. Come on, bring it in.

1447. No. I'm not really the affectionate type.

1448. Okay. Does it feel like this is crossing the line to anyone else?

1449. - Yup. - Nope.

1450. You're my prize pupils.

1451. - Your prized what? - Don't you see?

1452. I had to make you lose faith in me so you could learn to have faith in yourself.

1453. That's really not how it felt.

1454. Tell them, Rosy.

1455. Yeah, I don't think that's what happened, man.

1456. Look, he's blushing.

1457. I'm not blushing. I'm just red.

1458. Okay, who wants an autograph?

1459. Hoist it up.

1460. Nice.

1461. Grand reopening. Get your worms.

1462. Well done, indeed.

1463. Is that you right there, Red?

1464. Really? Where? No. They didn't have to do...

1465. Yeah.

1466. That's funny, I don't remember crying on my knees like that.

1467. But, you know, it's nice.

1468. Look at that. They gave Mighty Eagle all the credit.

1469. They made him look so much more handsome than you.

1470. You know, back when I was angry, that would have really ticked me off.

1471. Forget about that.

1472. You know what we should do? Let's go to the village.

1473. Let's do it.

1474. No, actually, I'd love to go hang out with you guys,

1475. but, you know, I got this thing, and I have another thing after that thing,

1476. and there's all these things in a row, so...

1477. Would you look at that!

1478. What the...

1479. Mr. Red, welcome back to the village.

1480. Mighty, Mighty Red You rescued me

1481. Defender of our homes And liberty

1482. - Bravery - Humility

1483. Anger-y

1484. Mighty, Mighty Red You

1485. Rescued me

1486. Oh, my God.

1487. How did you guys find the time to pull this off?

1488. This is why we went to go get pedicures, isn't it?

1489. Nope. We got pedicures because we're worth it.

1490. - I got gels. - You guys are something else.

1491. To be honest with you, I am gonna miss the beach view.

1492. But so what? It's still there.

1493. It's just not right there when I wake up and look out my window.

1494. Well, you can still look out your window and see me and Bomb.

1495. Right.

1496. So, you know, pluses and minuses.

1497. Okay. See you later.

1498. Well, this just got awkward.

1499. That's really insensitive.

1500. Want to go get a bite?

1501. Forget it. Let's just go home.

1502. Guys! I'm just messing with you.

1503. Get in here.

1504. - I knew it! - Let's be roomies.

1505. Roommates! I can't wait to make a chores list.

1506. Wait, hold on a second.

1507. I'll move my nest in the master bedroom.

1508. Bomb, you can stay in the guest house.

1509. - No, no, no. - Can we get a bunk nest?

1510. This is gonna be perfect!

1511. Guys! No!

1512. Yeah.

1513. Groovin' out.

1514. Watch this. Coming right at you.

1515. Come on, Leonard.

1516. Leonard can't dance.

1517. He's hatching a new plan.

1518. Yeah!

1519. Okay, maybe I'll dance for just a sec.

1520. Show 'em what you got, Red.

1521. Come on, Red Stuff.

1522. - No. - Yeah, yeah.

1523. Nice try.

1524. Okay.

1525. There you go.

1526. Wait. What are we doing?

1527. Watch out.