1. - Damn.Copy !req
2. - Need a light?Copy !req
3. - Yeah.Copy !req
4. - Why don't you suck
on this instead?Copy !req
5. Come on... don't act like
you never done it before.Copy !req
6. - Hey Lisa, take a look at this.Copy !req
7. What do you make of it?Copy !req
8. - Looks like blood.Copy !req
9. Or something.Copy !req
10. I don't know.Copy !req
11. - I never saw
purple blood before.Copy !req
12. - Yeah, well this
whole crime sceneCopy !req
13. is one big mystery,
now ain't it?Copy !req
14. - Did the examiners find
any other possessions?Copy !req
15. - Just this.Copy !req
16. It was lying next to
the suspected mugger.Copy !req
17. Definitely wasn't his.Copy !req
18. Probably robbed it off some
poor fool earlier tonight.Copy !req
19. - Henry Howard.Copy !req
20. Who the hell is this?Copy !req
21. - Beats me.Copy !req
22. But I bet we're gonna
find out soon enough.Copy !req
23. - Four years of my life I've
spent on this damned experimentCopy !req
24. and I have nothing
to show for it.Copy !req
25. - Sure nothing has come of this?Copy !req
26. Earth to Hank...Copy !req
27. Please come in.Copy !req
28. - I'm sorry, did
you say something?Copy !req
29. - The world could
explode around youCopy !req
30. and you would not have
a clue, whatsoever.Copy !req
31. - Look I just can't understandCopy !req
32. why the serum
keeps turning blue.Copy !req
33. - Did you try it on Billy?Copy !req
34. - Every time the
serum turns blue,Copy !req
35. nothing ever happens to the rat.Copy !req
36. - So it's about the color then?Copy !req
37. - Well, I can't say for sure.Copy !req
38. I don't have the
appropriate dataCopy !req
39. to corroborate the research.Copy !req
40. Look four years
and nothing solid!Copy !req
41. - There you go again assumingCopy !req
42. that nothing good
has come of this.Copy !req
43. - Just give me one good outcome.Copy !req
44. - Let's see.Copy !req
45. How about Hannah?Copy !req
46. The girl with the
great personality,Copy !req
47. and great assets, to match.Copy !req
48. - Well... obviously, but
you know what I mean.Copy !req
49. - She's the best thing
that's happened to youCopy !req
50. these past four
years, my friend.Copy !req
51. - Yeah well,
outside these wallsCopy !req
52. she's the best thing to
happen to me, period.Copy !req
53. - You need to keep your
head out of your assCopy !req
54. long enough to ask
that girl to marry you.Copy !req
55. - You're actually gonna ask her?Copy !req
56. - I decided I'd take the
traditional approachCopy !req
57. and ask her father first.Copy !req
58. - You think the General is
gonna give her away freely?Copy !req
59. - I don't know what he's
gonna say, I just hope heCopy !req
60. keeps our professional
relationship out of it.Copy !req
61. But look, our time
here is running out.Copy !req
62. I mean, General Darwin has beenCopy !req
63. more than gracious
with our setbacks.Copy !req
64. I'm not sure he will be
for very much longer.Copy !req
65. - He should understand it
can't happen overnight.Copy !req
66. This is harder than
rocket science.Copy !req
67. - Look, I'm not a fool, I knew
this would be complicated.Copy !req
68. I mean, a serum to
enhance the human body...Copy !req
69. heightening the immune system,Copy !req
70. increasing speed and strength.Copy !req
71. I mean, do you realize how
long a human would live,Copy !req
72. if we could prefect this serum?Copy !req
73. - I'm well aware of the positiveCopy !req
74. contributions this would make.Copy !req
75. It just takes time.Copy !req
76. We're dabbling in
God's backyard.Copy !req
77. - Damn it, I'm sick of failure!Copy !req
78. Wait a minute, wait a minute.Copy !req
79. Same as the 235 before it.Copy !req
80. - Maybe Billy 237 will be lucky.Copy !req
81. Well, there's a
sight for sore eyes.Copy !req
82. - Hi, Sam.Copy !req
83. - Darling why
didn't you call me?Copy !req
84. - Well, what kind of surprise
would that have beenCopy !req
85. if you knew that I was coming?Copy !req
86. - I'm happy to see you.Copy !req
87. - Stressful day?Copy !req
88. - Brutal.Copy !req
89. Another rat.Copy !req
90. Oh no, I'm sorry.Copy !req
91. Billy 234 or 235?Copy !req
92. - 236.Copy !req
93. - Oh.Copy !req
94. Hey... come on
it's not even noonCopy !req
95. and already you're
in a bad mood.Copy !req
96. Sam, I'm taking him to lunch.Copy !req
97. I'll bring him back soon.Copy !req
98. - Take your time.Copy !req
99. Means Gill and
I get to goof off.Copy !req
100. - Look,
I'm sorry about earlier uh...Copy !req
101. I'm just upset about all
these failed experiments.Copy !req
102. - No shop-talk...
this is our time.Copy !req
103. - Deal.Copy !req
104. - Bet you
can't catch me.Copy !req
105. You okay?Copy !req
106. - Yeah.Copy !req
107. - Oh... I am really looking
forward to dinner tonight.Copy !req
108. - Well, I haven't seen
your father in a while,Copy !req
109. so it'll be good to catch up.Copy !req
110. - Oh, he's anxious to hear how
all your research is going.Copy !req
111. - You said no shop talk.Copy !req
112. - So I did.Copy !req
113. Okay,
that's enough... I promise.Copy !req
114. - Okay.
- Yeah.Copy !req
115. - Penny for your thoughts?Copy !req
116. - Um...Copy !req
117. - Remember when we spoke
of having children?Copy !req
118. - Of course, when we're married.Copy !req
119. - Right.Copy !req
120. You do still want
children, don't you?Copy !req
121. - Are you trying
to tell me something?Copy !req
122. - I'm not pregnant.Copy !req
123. - Oh.Copy !req
124. - Wow... that look clearly tells
me that you aren't ready.Copy !req
125. - No, no that's not it, at all.Copy !req
126. I do want children.Copy !req
127. - I know... the experiment.Copy !req
128. Seems we can't get away
from shop-talk, doesn't it?Copy !req
129. - Look, the time...
will be right, okay?Copy !req
130. I promise you that, you'll
have a dozen children.Copy !req
131. - A dozen, okay.Copy !req
132. And do you plan on
carrying all of them?Copy !req
133. We just can't have
rats for pets, okay?Copy !req
134. - Look, I promise
I'm gonna make youCopy !req
135. the happiest woman in the world.Copy !req
136. Just don't give up on me.Copy !req
137. - I promise.Copy !req
138. - Did you think I was kidding?Copy !req
139. How was lunch?Copy !req
140. - Well... we took a
walk through the park.Copy !req
141. - And?Copy !req
142. - And she brought up
having children again.Copy !req
143. - What'd you say this time?Copy !req
144. - Well, I told her the truth.Copy !req
145. I think I might
be finally ready.Copy !req
146. - That's great, now
all you have to doCopy !req
147. is get approval of
marriage, from the father.Copy !req
148. - I plan on asking him
tonight before dinner.Copy !req
149. - Should we try it again?Copy !req
150. Maybe if you give
him some good news,Copy !req
151. it will soften the blow.Copy !req
152. - Greetings, Billy number 237.Copy !req
153. - Lucky 237.Copy !req
154. - Maybe pink is our color.Copy !req
155. - Well, keep your
fingers crossed.Copy !req
156. Shhh!Copy !req
157. - Don't, don't!Copy !req
158. Count backwards from 10.Copy !req
159. Just don't lose it, man.Copy !req
160. - No more failures!Copy !req
161. - 10...Copy !req
162. - Nine.Copy !req
163. Eight.Copy !req
164. Seven.Copy !req
165. Six.Copy !req
166. - Five.Copy !req
167. - Four.Copy !req
168. Three.Copy !req
169. Two.Copy !req
170. One.Copy !req
171. - Take this.Copy !req
172. - Thank you.Copy !req
173. - Maybe Billy 238
will be the lucky one.Copy !req
174. - Good evening sir,
General Darwin.Copy !req
175. I would love to
marry your daughter.Copy !req
176. Wait... no that's too quick.Copy !req
177. Um...Copy !req
178. General Darwin, sir,
I would be honored...Copy !req
179. if you would allow me your
daughter's hand in marriage.Copy !req
180. Well, that's a little better.Copy !req
181. Don't you look stunning.Copy !req
182. Wow, that's not how
you greet the mailman...Copy !req
183. - Have you seen my mailman?Copy !req
184. It would take blackmail
for me to kiss that frog.Copy !req
185. - Well,
these are for you.Copy !req
186. - Aww, thank you,
they're beautiful.Copy !req
187. I'm gonna go put
these in some water.Copy !req
188. - That's okay, I need
to talk to your father.Copy !req
189. - About what?Copy !req
190. - Huh?Copy !req
191. - The experiment?Copy !req
192. - Uh, yeah, yeah, there's
some new data,Copy !req
193. I want to tell him about.Copy !req
194. - Shall we go inside?Copy !req
195. - I hate dust!Copy !req
196. I don't want it
building up in my home.Copy !req
197. - Hi, Daddy.Copy !req
198. - You'll let dust build up,
and before you know it,Copy !req
199. you've got an army
of dust-bunniesCopy !req
200. plotting to take over.Copy !req
201. Beautiful flowers.Copy !req
202. Where did you get
those from, our garden?Copy !req
203. - No Daddy, Hank brought them.Copy !req
204. I'm gonna put them
in some water.Copy !req
205. I'll be back in a shake.Copy !req
206. - General Darwin, sir, I need toCopy !req
207. speak to you about
something, it's very...Copy !req
208. - Making progress on
the experiment, are we?Copy !req
209. - Actually, no, it's not
about the experiment.Copy !req
210. It's about the...
- Wait.Copy !req
211. Don't speak.Copy !req
212. There could be spies listening.Copy !req
213. Let's go somewhere
private, follow me.Copy !req
214. - Right, sir.Copy !req
215. And I'll have Scotty beam
us up to the Enterprise.Copy !req
216. - Want a drink?Copy !req
217. - No thanks.Copy !req
218. - I need results, Hank.Copy !req
219. Stop stalling.Copy !req
220. - Like I said, sir,Copy !req
221. the experiment's going fine.Copy !req
222. I'd like to talk about Hannah.Copy !req
223. - What about her?Copy !req
224. - Well, I...Copy !req
225. - Spit it out!Copy !req
226. - I wanna marry her.Copy !req
227. - You knock up my little girl?Copy !req
228. Is that it, huh?Copy !req
229. - Of course not.Copy !req
230. - Then why?Copy !req
231. What's the reason, piss-ant?Copy !req
232. - I love her, okay?Copy !req
233. That's why, I love her.Copy !req
234. - Not a bad answer.Copy !req
235. That's no surprise though,Copy !req
236. you being a scientist and all.Copy !req
237. - So do I
have your blessing?Copy !req
238. - You think I want a
deadbeat son-in-law?Copy !req
239. Negative!Copy !req
240. The government will stop
funding this project,Copy !req
241. unless you start showing
some god damned results!Copy !req
242. And until I see
some, I sure as hellCopy !req
243. ain't gonna let you marry
my daughter, got it?Copy !req
244. - Oh, so this is where
you two have been hiding.Copy !req
245. - And I'm leaving.Copy !req
246. - What, we haven't
even had dinner yet.Copy !req
247. - Look, I'll
explain later, okay?Copy !req
248. Unless your father
wants to do the honors.Copy !req
249. - Oh...Copy !req
250. - Oh, pookie bear,
where have you been?Copy !req
251. I get so lonely waiting for you.Copy !req
252. - What have you been warned of?Copy !req
253. - What?Copy !req
254. - This table has
been in my family...Copy !req
255. for hundreds and
hundreds of years.Copy !req
256. How many times
have I told you...Copy !req
257. not to keep your
cosmetics on it?Copy !req
258. Move all of your goop,
your paint, schnell!Copy !req
259. - But bumble-bee, I'm bored.Copy !req
260. - You should know that
does not work on me.Copy !req
261. - Oh, that's right, I forgot.Copy !req
262. There's nothing
going on downstairs.Copy !req
263. - You know better than
to start with that!Copy !req
264. - Oh, pookie, I'm sorry.Copy !req
265. I didn't mean to
hurt your feelings.Copy !req
266. - And how many times
must I tell you...Copy !req
267. not to gyrate in
front of the guards?Copy !req
268. You know that's a
big no-no, with me.Copy !req
269. - Oops.Copy !req
270. - Is there something amusing?Copy !req
271. Hmm, well?Copy !req
272. - No, Dr. Can't-Love.Copy !req
273. I mean Kantlove, sir!Copy !req
274. - Oh, Dummkopf!Copy !req
275. - Ah... so you like to
make funny gestures...Copy !req
276. when I'm not looking, do you?Copy !req
277. - I don't know what
you're talking about, sir.Copy !req
278. - Stan told me all about it.Copy !req
279. - So, you gonna choose the
dog's word over me, sir?Copy !req
280. - Did we get the
ransom money yet?Copy !req
281. - Oh, yes.Copy !req
282. It was transferred into the
Swiss account, moments ago.Copy !req
283. - Oh, shopping
spree in Paris, yay!Copy !req
284. Wait, does this mean...Copy !req
285. - Yes!Copy !req
286. - Oh, pookie,
can we do it now?Copy !req
287. Please, don't hold out on me.Copy !req
288. I need it, give it to me.Copy !req
289. - Would you like something, big?Copy !req
290. - Yes.Copy !req
291. - Would you like
something, hard?Copy !req
292. Yes, yes!Copy !req
293. - Perfect selection.Copy !req
294. I'm ready.Copy !req
295. - Then why don't you push
the button, mein liebchen?Copy !req
296. - Oh, I don't know if I can!Copy !req
297. I want to, oh I want to.Copy !req
298. - Then push the button,Copy !req
299. and get what you want.Copy !req
300. - Oh, there is
nothing like that.Copy !req
301. - Ah, I am so glad
you enjoyed it.Copy !req
302. Mock my genius, will they?Copy !req
303. Institute of German
Scientists, bah!Copy !req
304. Laugh at Werner Von
Kantlove, will they?Copy !req
305. I'll show them.Copy !req
306. Now, I have all their money.Copy !req
307. And they have nothing!Copy !req
308. - Oh pookie, make love
to me, like you used to.Copy !req
309. - Oh, no you silly woman,Copy !req
310. you know I can't
do that anymore.Copy !req
311. However, I have a
solution to my problem...Copy !req
312. that I am working on.Copy !req
313. - Oh, then blow up
another one for me?Copy !req
314. - No...
- Please?Copy !req
315. - Oh, well... alright.Copy !req
316. - I feel
like a kid again.Copy !req
317. - Listen, Hannah, um...Copy !req
318. there's something I've
been meaning to ask you.Copy !req
319. - What is it?Copy !req
320. - Well...Copy !req
321. Will you...Copy !req
322. - Oh my god, Hank,
a roller coaster!Copy !req
323. Come on, we gotta go!Copy !req
324. Come on!Copy !req
325. Oh my god, I'm so scared.Copy !req
326. - Yeah, something
tells me I'm gonnaCopy !req
327. regret eating that chili-dog.Copy !req
328. - What were you
gonna ask me before?Copy !req
329. - Not now, I'll ask you later.Copy !req
330. - Okay.Copy !req
331. - Okay, here we go.Copy !req
332. - Whoa!Copy !req
333. Whoa!Copy !req
334. Whoa!Copy !req
335. Whoa!Copy !req
336. Whoa.Copy !req
337. Whoa!Copy !req
338. Hannah, I've been waiting to
ask you something all night.Copy !req
339. - Oh yeah, what is it?Copy !req
340. - Well, I know we've
been through a lot,Copy !req
341. over the past four years and...Copy !req
342. - Yes?Copy !req
343. - Well...Copy !req
344. - Hank, look out!Copy !req
345. - You move a muscle,Copy !req
346. and you and the girl die.Copy !req
347. - Hank, do what he says.Copy !req
348. - Yeah, Hank.Copy !req
349. Do what the little
lady says, huh?Copy !req
350. - Look, there's
money in my wallet.Copy !req
351. Just take it and leave.Copy !req
352. - Oh, how lucky that I
ran into you tonight.Copy !req
353. Nice earrings, sweet-thing.Copy !req
354. Why don't you give them to me,Copy !req
355. before I rip them off your ears!Copy !req
356. - Give it to him.Copy !req
357. Okay, look you got
what you wanted.Copy !req
358. Now leave, won't you?Copy !req
359. - Oh, Hank, now I
don't think you'reCopy !req
360. in any position to
tell me what to do.Copy !req
361. Let's see what
else you got, huh?Copy !req
362. Well, what do we have here?Copy !req
363. - Hank!Copy !req
364. Just leave us alone!Copy !req
365. Hank, Hank are you hurt?Copy !req
366. - Yea, nothing's broken,
I'll be alright.Copy !req
367. - Okay.Copy !req
368. - Look, I'm sorry, alright?Copy !req
369. - Are you crazy?Copy !req
370. Why would you pull
a stunt like that?Copy !req
371. What was in your pocket,Copy !req
372. that was worth
risking your life for?Copy !req
373. - Look it was a
flash drive with someCopy !req
374. documents on the
experiment, okay?Copy !req
375. It was top secret stuff.Copy !req
376. I mean, if it fell
into the wrong hands,Copy !req
377. there's no telling
what could happen.Copy !req
378. - A flash drive?Copy !req
379. Well, I doubt the mugger
would find that very useful.Copy !req
380. I'd be surprised if the
creep could actually read.Copy !req
381. - Look, I overreacted,
it was stupid, I know.Copy !req
382. - Yeah, you just...Copy !req
383. I'm glad you didn't
get yourself killed.Copy !req
384. - Yea.Copy !req
385. Look, I'll call you
tomorrow alright?Copy !req
386. - Sure, whenever you get up.Copy !req
387. I know you might want to sleep
in, after what happened tonight.Copy !req
388. - No, sleep can wait.Copy !req
389. I've got to put in
some hours at the lab.Copy !req
390. - What?Copy !req
391. Babe, you gotta get some rest.Copy !req
392. Your health is more important
than this stupid experiment.Copy !req
393. - Your father told
me the governmentCopy !req
394. was threatening to stop
funding the experiment.Copy !req
395. If I don't show them
results, it's over.Copy !req
396. - So that's why you've
been so moody lately?Copy !req
397. - Look, it means a great
deal to me and your father.Copy !req
398. Why can't you see that?Copy !req
399. - Fine, you know what?Copy !req
400. Go to the lab.Copy !req
401. Do whatever you want.Copy !req
402. I'm out of here.Copy !req
403. - Hannah, wait.Copy !req
404. The General wants results?Copy !req
405. Results I shall give him.Copy !req
406. Purple, that's unusual.Copy !req
407. Maybe it could work.Copy !req
408. Ugh, another failure.Copy !req
409. Wait a minute.Copy !req
410. Oh my god, it worked!Copy !req
411. I can't believe it
actually worked!Copy !req
412. But it's just not enough.Copy !req
413. It's just not enough,
I mean two years ago,Copy !req
414. maybe even a year ago but...Copy !req
415. I need bigger results,
I need them fast.Copy !req
416. Well, here goes nothing.Copy !req
417. - Damn.Copy !req
418. - Need a light?Copy !req
419. - Yeah.Copy !req
420. - Why don't you suck
on this instead?Copy !req
421. Come on, don't act like
you never done it before.Copy !req
422. - Ain't so tough without
your gun are you buddy?Copy !req
423. I gotta get out of here.Copy !req
424. Where's the ring, you bastard?Copy !req
425. Here it is.Copy !req
426. - Well, well, well...Copy !req
427. What do we have here?Copy !req
428. Tell me... where did you
two... gentlemen... find this?Copy !req
429. - Well you see we were taking
care of business downtown.Copy !req
430. - Please, please,
gentlemen... one at a time.Copy !req
431. - We were in the city, dealing,Copy !req
432. and we ran into an
old chum of yours.Copy !req
433. Scully.Copy !req
434. - Ah, Scully.Copy !req
435. It seems to me, Scully owes
me a good deal of green.Copy !req
436. - Yes, sir, and then...Copy !req
437. - Hey, I wasn't done
telling the story.Copy !req
438. - Hey, that's no fair.Copy !req
439. You never let me get a word inCopy !req
440. edge-wise no more.
What's up with that?Copy !req
441. - Tough!Copy !req
442. - Why you piece of
disease-ridden, flea-bitten...Copy !req
443. - That will do, gentlemen.Copy !req
444. Please continue.Copy !req
445. - We were in the city.Copy !req
446. We met up with Scully.Copy !req
447. I told him he's got a debt,Copy !req
448. and he's gotta pay now.Copy !req
449. And then I asked him
how he'd like to goCopy !req
450. swimming in the river,
with cement slippers.Copy !req
451. - No you didn't, I said that.Copy !req
452. - Fine, whatever.Copy !req
453. You said it, are you happy?Copy !req
454. - Yeah, yeah,
matter of fact I am.Copy !req
455. - So Scully got scared, forked
over the ring, end of story.Copy !req
456. - Yes, I think my Lolita
will like this very much.Copy !req
457. It will make a
wonderful gift for her.Copy !req
458. There's just one more thing.Copy !req
459. - Yes, boss?Copy !req
460. - What was it you said
again, about taking a swim?Copy !req
461. - Actually, I said that.Copy !req
462. - I like how that sounded.Copy !req
463. - Oh, thank you there
Can't-Love, sir.Copy !req
464. I mean, Kantlove.Copy !req
465. - I liked it very much.Copy !req
466. I liked it so much...Copy !req
467. I was thinking
maybe the two of youCopy !req
468. would like to go for a swim.Copy !req
469. So,
get your swimming trunks on...Copy !req
470. because you are both
going for a little swim.Copy !req
471. - That was a wild dream.Copy !req
472. - Hello,
anybody in there?Copy !req
473. - Hold on, I'm coming.Copy !req
474. Oh, for Christ's sakesCopy !req
475. this better be Ed
McMahon with a fat check.Copy !req
476. - Hey, what's
going on in there?Copy !req
477. Is everything alright?Copy !req
478. I said, is everything alright?Copy !req
479. - Who is it?Copy !req
480. - Well, it
ain't Ed McMahon.Copy !req
481. It's the police.Copy !req
482. Now, will you open
while I'm still old?Copy !req
483. - What's wrong?Copy !req
484. - Open
the door, will you?Copy !req
485. - Is this Henry?Copy !req
486. We found your wallet
and came to return it.Copy !req
487. - Okay, hold on a second.Copy !req
488. So what do you want anyway?Copy !req
489. - Sorry, did we wake you?Copy !req
490. - Yeah, it's alright,
I overslept anyway.Copy !req
491. - When were you born?Copy !req
492. - He's just kidding around.Copy !req
493. Give him his wallet back, jeez.Copy !req
494. - Well, I thank you
for delivering this.Copy !req
495. Thought I'd never see it again.Copy !req
496. Where'd you find it?Copy !req
497. - A better question
is, how'd you lose it?Copy !req
498. - Actually I was
mugged last night.Copy !req
499. - I see.Copy !req
500. - Yeah, I was with
my girlfriend and uh...Copy !req
501. we were at the
amusement park.Copy !req
502. Then we caught
the subway and a...Copy !req
503. guy popped out of nowhere
and robbed us at gunpoint.Copy !req
504. - Were either of you hurt?Copy !req
505. - No, actually we weren't.Copy !req
506. I had my wallet taken and
my girlfriend's jewelry.Copy !req
507. That's about it.Copy !req
508. - Did you file a
report or anything?Copy !req
509. - Well no, I mean, it was late.Copy !req
510. We were tired, so I didn't
really get a chance.Copy !req
511. - I see.Copy !req
512. - So where'd you find it?Copy !req
513. - There was a
double homicide last night...Copy !req
514. near the Plaza Theater.Copy !req
515. Prostitute and a criminal were
found dead in an alleyway.Copy !req
516. Guess which one had your wallet.Copy !req
517. - Um...Copy !req
518. You alright kid?Copy !req
519. Something wrong?Copy !req
520. - No I'm fine, I'm just a
little weirded out, that's all.Copy !req
521. I mean, a guy robs me
at gunpoint last night and...Copy !req
522. kills a girl and
dies, all in one night.Copy !req
523. It's just a bit odd
to me, that's all.Copy !req
524. - Well, you've been through
enough for the last 24 hours.Copy !req
525. You don't need us
hassling you, I'm sure.Copy !req
526. - Well, I'd like to
personally thank youCopy !req
527. for bringing my wallet,
I really appreciate it.Copy !req
528. - Don't
mention it, take care.Copy !req
529. - See you around, kid.Copy !req
530. - Bye.Copy !req
531. - Okay, what gives?Copy !req
532. You haven't said a word sinceCopy !req
533. we talked to that
Henry Howard guy.Copy !req
534. - Whatever do you
mean, my darling?Copy !req
535. - Don't play coy
with me, Garton.Copy !req
536. You've got the
look on your face.Copy !req
537. - Yeah, what look are
you talking about?Copy !req
538. - The look, when you know
something that I don't.Copy !req
539. - Oh, yeah, that look.Copy !req
540. I believe I do know the one.Copy !req
541. - Spill the beans, will you?Copy !req
542. Or I'll be forced to
resort to violence.Copy !req
543. - I think our Henry
murdered the mugger.Copy !req
544. - What?Copy !req
545. You're kidding.Copy !req
546. That sweet man?Copy !req
547. He doesn't look capable of
cheating on his income taxes.Copy !req
548. - There are two pieces
of evidence, my dear.Copy !req
549. - Okay, I'm listening.Copy !req
550. - How come our sweet
and innocent HenryCopy !req
551. knew that the mugger
killed the prostitute?Copy !req
552. - Okay, what else?Copy !req
553. - Spit it out, will you?Copy !req
554. - I didn't get this
from the peanut butterCopy !req
555. and jelly sandwich I
had for lunch today.Copy !req
556. What's that old saying?Copy !req
557. Oh yeah, that's right.Copy !req
558. The criminal always returns
to the scene of the crime.Copy !req
559. - Old saying is right, and
you should remember it too.Copy !req
560. I mean, you coined the
phrase, didn't you?Copy !req
561. Or did you forget?Copy !req
562. Oh, I guess that other
old saying is true.Copy !req
563. The mind is the
first thing to go.Copy !req
564. - Hey Tuttle, are we
gonna trade insults...Copy !req
565. or go bust this cretin?Copy !req
566. - For once, I agree with you.Copy !req
567. I'll call for backup.Copy !req
568. - Whoa, whoa, wait.Copy !req
569. It's not what it looks like.Copy !req
570. - Like I said, they
always come backCopy !req
571. to the scene of the crime.Copy !req
572. - We're gonna have to take
you down to the station.Copy !req
573. - I don't think
that'd be a good idea.Copy !req
574. You don't wanna do that.Copy !req
575. - What the hell is that?Copy !req
576. - Well it ain't
Barney the purple dinosaur!Copy !req
577. - Good thing
I called for backup.Copy !req
578. - Backup?Copy !req
579. You're gonna need an army
to take down that monster!Copy !req
580. - Damn.Copy !req
581. - You gotta
move in a little closer.Copy !req
582. I need a better shot.Copy !req
583. - Closer, you gotta
be out of your mind!Copy !req
584. I don't know what the hell
that thing is down there,Copy !req
585. and I sure as hell
don't want to find out!Copy !req
586. - I'm telling
you, you need to get closer.Copy !req
587. I don't have a shot.Copy !req
588. This could be our big ticket
to bigger, better things.Copy !req
589. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
590. - Okay, I'll get
a little closer.Copy !req
591. Just a little though.Copy !req
592. - Alright,
you're not gonna regret this.Copy !req
593. I'm telling you, this
could be our biggest shot.Copy !req
594. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
595. A big payoff!Copy !req
596. - Look out!Copy !req
597. Lisa!Copy !req
598. - You were right!Copy !req
599. We're gonna make history
with this footage.Copy !req
600. - Oh man, come on get in there!Copy !req
601. Get closer in there.Copy !req
602. This is gonna be the big,
ultimate death-scene.Copy !req
603. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
604. - I'm not too sure about this.Copy !req
605. We're close enough
already, aren't we?Copy !req
606. - No, come on get closer!Copy !req
607. You gotta get in there!Copy !req
608. This is the thing,
I'm telling you.Copy !req
609. It's gonna be a
big event for us.Copy !req
610. I can see the headlines, now.Copy !req
611. It's gonna read "Super pilot,Copy !req
612. "and amazingly charming
cameraman captures it all".Copy !req
613. Get in there!Copy !req
614. - Alright, I like
the sound of that!Copy !req
615. Allow me to zoom
in on the action.Copy !req
616. - Freeze!Copy !req
617. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
618. Now for plan B.Copy !req
619. - I've lost track
of time in this prison.Copy !req
620. Ten days could have
passed, or ten years.Copy !req
621. I can't tell the difference.Copy !req
622. What have I done?Copy !req
623. What have I become?Copy !req
624. What kind of hideous creatureCopy !req
625. have I unleashed
onto this world?Copy !req
626. It's all my fault...
it's all my fault.Copy !req
627. I have no one else
to blame but myself.Copy !req
628. Why did I have to be so foolish,Copy !req
629. and inject myself
with the serum?Copy !req
630. If it ever fell into
the wrong hands,Copy !req
631. there's no telling
what could happen.Copy !req
632. I'm sorry about your partner.Copy !req
633. I didn't mean to kill
her, or anybody else.Copy !req
634. It was an accident.Copy !req
635. - An accident?Copy !req
636. An accident is wetting your bed.Copy !req
637. What you did is called murder.Copy !req
638. And the only just penalty,Copy !req
639. in my personal
courtroom, is death!Copy !req
640. - It was an accident... an
experiment gone crazy.Copy !req
641. - I don't
know what you are,Copy !req
642. sick son of a bitch...Copy !req
643. but you're gonna pay
for what you did.Copy !req
644. I'm gonna make sure
you rot in hell, freak!Copy !req
645. What are you gonna
do now, tough guy?Copy !req
646. Say goodnight.Copy !req
647. - Darwin, what are
you doing here?Copy !req
648. - What's up, doc?Copy !req
649. - What's going on?Copy !req
650. - Don't worry about
that now, Henry.Copy !req
651. Just go back to sleep.Copy !req
652. - No wait, you don't understand.Copy !req
653. The serum it... turned
me into a monster.Copy !req
654. - Affirmative... you
finally achievedCopy !req
655. the results we were looking for.Copy !req
656. - I destroyed the city and
killed innocent people,Copy !req
657. and that's the result
that you wanted?Copy !req
658. - You're going to
go under intense evaluation.Copy !req
659. We wanna know everything
about your condition.Copy !req
660. - What, to cure me, or
turn me into guinea pig?Copy !req
661. Answer me, god damn it!Copy !req
662. - Do me a favor and make
the sandman pay him a visit.Copy !req
663. - Right away, sir.Copy !req
664. - Quick, give him the injection,Copy !req
665. before he fully transforms!Copy !req
666. Step aside!Copy !req
667. You almost had me
there, soldier.Copy !req
668. But I was too fast for you.Copy !req
669. Sweet dreams, you
purple pile of cow dung.Copy !req
670. - Oh, pookie,
it is so beautiful.Copy !req
671. This reminds me of
our wedding day,Copy !req
672. when I became Mrs. Kantlove.Copy !req
673. - Ouch!Copy !req
674. - More like Can't-Dance.Copy !req
675. - What was that?Copy !req
676. - Nothing, nothing my dear.Copy !req
677. - Hey, I've got an idea.Copy !req
678. Why don't we blow something up?Copy !req
679. - My dear, you have
just read my mind.Copy !req
680. - I can't read, silly.Copy !req
681. You know that.Copy !req
682. - I have reached an
important decision.Copy !req
683. - What is it?Copy !req
684. - I have decided...
not to blow up...Copy !req
685. any more historical
monuments or buildings.Copy !req
686. - But why?Copy !req
687. - I'm going to up the ante.Copy !req
688. - I don't understand.Copy !req
689. - I'm going to send up...
a Saturn-five rocket...Copy !req
690. and blow up the moon!Copy !req
691. - You really could do that?Copy !req
692. - It'll be a cake-walk.Copy !req
693. - Don't you mean moon-walk?Copy !req
694. - Zoom zoom, to the moon!Copy !req
695. - Sunshine, cadet.Copy !req
696. - What the hell do you want now?Copy !req
697. Is it time for my lobotomy?Copy !req
698. - Negative, it's time for
something more important.Copy !req
699. - Yeah, like what?Copy !req
700. - You finally gave
me the results I was after.Copy !req
701. You developed a serum
to enhance a human...Copy !req
702. to make him more than
human, superhuman!Copy !req
703. Good job.Copy !req
704. - Well, if you're here
to give me an award,Copy !req
705. do me a favor and shove it
where the sun don't shine.Copy !req
706. - As I was saying, you
gave us the results.Copy !req
707. And it was necessary
for us to study you.Copy !req
708. No one expected you to inject
yourself with the serum!Copy !req
709. That was idiotic of you!Copy !req
710. - Yeah, I agree.Copy !req
711. As much as I hate to, I
agree with you on that.Copy !req
712. Look, I did it for Hannah.Copy !req
713. I just wanted to prove
I was successful...Copy !req
714. and have your
blessing to marry her.Copy !req
715. - I understand, that's
why I grant you permissionCopy !req
716. to take my daughter's
hand in marriage.Copy !req
717. - It's too late.Copy !req
718. I'm a monster.Copy !req
719. I can't conform to society...Copy !req
720. cause I know what it's like.Copy !req
721. I know what triggers the beast
inside of me, it's the rage.Copy !req
722. But I'm sure you
already knew that,Copy !req
723. with all the tests
you've given me.Copy !req
724. - It is the rage
that triggers it off.Copy !req
725. But during the tests,
we found an antidote.Copy !req
726. - Then where is it?Copy !req
727. Give it to me already.Copy !req
728. - Before we administer
the antidote,Copy !req
729. there's something you
must do for your country.Copy !req
730. - What are you driving at?Copy !req
731. - You're the only hope
mankind has of surviving.Copy !req
732. So it'd be wise to get serious!Copy !req
733. - Yeah, you sound so sincere.Copy !req
734. Yeah, like you're
telling the truth.Copy !req
735. That honesty doesn't fit you.Copy !req
736. But you know what,
I'm a nice guy.Copy !req
737. So I'm willing to hear you out.Copy !req
738. - There is a madman by
the name doctor Kantlove.Copy !req
739. He's sending off missiles...Copy !req
740. blowing up monuments
around the world.Copy !req
741. It's all over the news.Copy !req
742. We believe he is sending
a rocket to the moon,Copy !req
743. and plans to blow it up.Copy !req
744. We need you to become
super-human and destroy it.Copy !req
745. - Me, how?Copy !req
746. - We discovered
where his base is.Copy !req
747. But we can't drop a bomb.Copy !req
748. His radar would pick us
up and he'd get us first.Copy !req
749. So we're sending you there
alone, to eliminate him.Copy !req
750. - I'm not sure I can
take another human life.Copy !req
751. - You can kill
innocent people...Copy !req
752. but you can't kill the enemy?Copy !req
753. - Look, I didn't kill anybody!Copy !req
754. It's not my fault!Copy !req
755. Hannah!Copy !req
756. Hannah, wait!Copy !req
757. - So do you
accept the mission?Copy !req
758. Are you ready to save the world?Copy !req
759. - Screw the world.Copy !req
760. The world can die
and I wouldn't mind.Copy !req
761. Look, I'm doing this for
two people, me and Hannah.Copy !req
762. And we will be together,Copy !req
763. if it means me turning into thisCopy !req
764. hideous beast once
more, then I'm willing.Copy !req
765. - Now here's the game-plan.Copy !req
766. You better pay close attention.Copy !req
767. We don't have enough
clothes in your size.Copy !req
768. - We're almost at
the checkpoint.Copy !req
769. Any closer and Kantlove will
pick me up on the radar.Copy !req
770. You know what to do right?Copy !req
771. - Yeah, I'm all set.Copy !req
772. - Good luck, Hank.Copy !req
773. - Thanks.Copy !req
774. - Okay, get ready to drop!Copy !req
775. - Just a few more miles to
Kantlove's hidden castle.Copy !req
776. I'm already one step closer to
spending my life with Hannah.Copy !req
777. - No more Honeymooner
reruns for me.Copy !req
778. The time is now.Copy !req
779. Oh!Copy !req
780. One of these days...Copy !req
781. one of these days!Copy !req
782. - Okay, it's time to get angry.Copy !req
783. This isn't happening.Copy !req
784. Okay, it's time for
the secret weapon.Copy !req
785. - Did you hear that?Copy !req
786. - Where's it coming from?Copy !req
787. - What the heck?Copy !req
788. I'll have to use my
secret weapon, Rover!Copy !req
789. Where are my personal guards?Copy !req
790. Ah, that's right...Copy !req
791. I killed them both!Copy !req
792. This is worse than the time
the flying saucer broke down.Copy !req
793. And that little green
alien came to the door,Copy !req
794. asking to use the phone.Copy !req
795. - Who turned out the lights?Copy !req
796. Bumble bee... where are you?Copy !req
797. I think I've gone blind.Copy !req
798. Is that you, baby?Copy !req
799. That's where you've been
spending your free time...Copy !req
800. at the gym.Copy !req
801. Mmm... my oh my.Copy !req
802. You've grown since the
last time we played.Copy !req
803. This is historic, I've
got to see for myself.Copy !req
804. - What have you
done to your face?Copy !req
805. I love it!Copy !req
806. - Mother always said my temper
would be the death of me.Copy !req
807. The last time I
heard her say it...Copy !req
808. was when I had a
rocket delivered...Copy !req
809. at her house for Mother's Day.Copy !req
810. - What, what do you want!Copy !req
811. Please, please spare my life!Copy !req
812. I am a mad scientist!Copy !req
813. I am doctor Can't-Love.Copy !req
814. I mean, doctor Kantlove.Copy !req
815. What is it you want?Copy !req
816. What is it, a girl
you want, hmm?Copy !req
817. Maybe I can help you.Copy !req
818. You remember Frankenstein?Copy !req
819. It was me who fixed
him up with the bride.Copy !req
820. No, please, no!Copy !req
821. - Come in.Copy !req
822. Come in! Do you read me?Copy !req
823. Look, I've eliminated
Kantlove and his men.Copy !req
824. Now come and pick
me up, will you?Copy !req
825. Holy...Copy !req
826. What's going on?Copy !req
827. Fighter jets are shooting at me.Copy !req
828. Call them off!Copy !req
829. They must have me
confused with the enemy.Copy !req
830. - I'm afraid I wasn't
telling the truth, Henry.Copy !req
831. There is no antidote.Copy !req
832. - What do you mean?Copy !req
833. - No cure
that will bring youCopy !req
834. back to your former self.Copy !req
835. You see, the government stoppedCopy !req
836. funding my project
two years ago.Copy !req
837. So I looked elsewhere
for funding.Copy !req
838. Doctor Kantlove was
more than willing,Copy !req
839. to dole out any amount of cash.Copy !req
840. He wanted the serum, he said,Copy !req
841. as a cure for his E.D.Copy !req
842. He gave more than I
could ever imagine.Copy !req
843. Now that you created the serum,
and proved it successful,Copy !req
844. I no longer needed his backing.Copy !req
845. So I had no choice other
than to eliminate him.Copy !req
846. The government will probably
give me an award for this.Copy !req
847. For creating an army of
super-human soldiers.Copy !req
848. - You're crazy, you know that?Copy !req
849. You're sick!Copy !req
850. - And now I shall eliminate you.Copy !req
851. - You bastard!Copy !req
852. Holy!Copy !req
853. - Drop the bomb.Copy !req
854. - Affirmative.Copy !req
855. Mission accomplished.Copy !req
856. - Good job, soldier.Copy !req
857. Cupcake...Copy !req
858. What's wrong?Copy !req
859. How did you get in here?Copy !req
860. - What happened?Copy !req
861. Did something happen to Hank?Copy !req
862. - Honey... Hank knew he
was risking his lifeCopy !req
863. when he agreed to this mission.Copy !req
864. He stopped Kantlove.Copy !req
865. But I'm afraid... he got himself
killed in the process.Copy !req
866. He was a brave man.Copy !req
867. Never forget that.Copy !req
868. - No.Copy !req
869. No!Copy !req
870. No!Copy !req
871. No!Copy !req
872. No!Copy !req
873. Hank?Copy !req
874. Hank, you're alive!Copy !req
875. I thought I lost you.Copy !req
876. - Look, Hannah,
there's somethingCopy !req
877. I've been wanting to
tell you for a long time.Copy !req
878. Hannah, will you marry me?Copy !req
879. - Yes, oh god yes.Copy !req
880. Of course I'll marry you.Copy !req
881. Oh!Copy !req
882. Oh my god!Copy !req
883. We have to tell Daddy.Copy !req
884. - No, no, he can't
know I'm here.Copy !req
885. - What... what do you mean?Copy !req
886. What's wrong?Copy !req
887. - Look, I know you're
not gonna believe me,Copy !req
888. but your dad tried to kill me.Copy !req
889. He thinks that he
succeeded in that.Copy !req
890. - My father?Copy !req
891. No... he would... he would never
do such a thing.Copy !req
892. How could you say that?Copy !req
893. - Look I'm sorry,
but it's the truth,Copy !req
894. whether you believe me or not.Copy !req
895. - That's insane!Copy !req
896. - You, it can't be!Copy !req
897. You're dead!Copy !req
898. - Daddy!Copy !req
899. - I'm gonna kill you,Copy !req
900. once and for all!Copy !req
901. - Daddy, get off of him!Copy !req
902. - Not before
I kill you, old man!Copy !req
903. - What are you doing?Copy !req
904. No!Copy !req
905. Hi Hank... it's me.Copy !req
906. Sorry, I'm not really good
at talking to headstones.Copy !req
907. God, I miss you, Hank.Copy !req
908. You have no idea...Copy !req
909. what I'd give to see your
face just one more time.Copy !req
910. To talk with you and...Copy !req
911. and touch...Copy !req
912. that face.Copy !req
913. All you ever wanted
was for the two of usCopy !req
914. to just be together... forever.Copy !req
915. And now you're gone.Copy !req
916. And my father's gone.Copy !req
917. And... I'm alone.Copy !req
918. I need to say goodbye to you.Copy !req
919. That's why I came here.Copy !req
920. I really do love you, Hank.Copy !req
921. Goodbye.Copy !req
922. - Hey... huh.Copy !req
923. I hope you're in hell!Copy !req
924. Sitting on Satan's pitchfork.Copy !req
925. You unholy jerk.Copy !req
926. Hey.Copy !req
927. You want a drink?Copy !req
928. What, you don't like liquor?Copy !req
929. Well...Copy !req
930. Drink this!Copy !req