1. All right,
you're going to love this one.Copy !req
2. Listen up. Here we go.Copy !req
3. Here you go, Pluto.Copy !req
4. Thank you.Copy !req
5. What'd you think?Copy !req
6. I don't know
what to think, Tony.Copy !req
7. I mean, it's...
you've got a dress on.Copy !req
8. No, hey, I do not
have a dress on.
This is a kilt, man.Copy !req
9. Scottish tradition.
Very manly, a kilt.Copy !req
10. Yeah, it's a manly dress.Copy !req
11. That's how people know who I am.Copy !req
12. Look, people think
of Anthony Frankowski,Copy !req
13. they immediately think
Scottish crooning.Copy !req
14. And there lies your problem.
What is that Scottish crooning?Copy !req
15. Did you make that up?Copy !req
16. Yes, I made that up. It's a
thing if I made it up.Copy !req
17. It's horrible.Copy !req
18. It's my hook.Copy !req
19. You know what you need to do
if you're going to croon?Copy !req
20. Be Italian.Copy !req
21. You know, be Anthony Frantuchi.Copy !req
22. You want me to change my name?Copy !req
23. Yeah, to something that swings.Copy !req
24. Anthony Frangichi.Copy !req
25. That doesn't swing.Copy !req
26. Anthony...Copy !req
27. Francis.Copy !req
28. Tony Francis. I'm Tony Francis.Copy !req
29. Tony Francis.Copy !req
30. Tony Francis.Copy !req
31. So you're Tony Francis.Copy !req
32. Ladies and gentlemen,
Tony Francis.Copy !req
33. Absolutely.Copy !req
34. I like that name.Copy !req
35. Lose the dress, change the name.Copy !req
36. Is your bathroom back there?Copy !req
37. Through the doors.Copy !req
38. Tony Francis.Copy !req
39. Whoo...Copy !req
40. Hey, am I supposed to piss
in the kitchen?Copy !req
41. No. It's off to the right.Copy !req
42. Oh...Copy !req
43. Oh...Copy !req
44. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
45. would you please welcome
Mr. Tony Francis?Copy !req
46. Oh, my God, it's Tony Francis!Copy !req
47. Oh, my...Copy !req
48. How's showbiz?Copy !req
49. Disgusting.Copy !req
50. Ow!Copy !req
51. Ow!Copy !req
52. Man...Copy !req
53. Hey! Ow!Copy !req
54. Ow!Copy !req
55. Ow!Copy !req
56. Hey!Copy !req
57. Take a walk, hotshot.Copy !req
58. Pluto! Pluto, help me.Copy !req
59. Pluto?Copy !req
60. Pluto Nash?Copy !req
61. Yeah.Copy !req
62. When did you
get out of the joint?Copy !req
63. About a week ago.Copy !req
64. Congratulations.Copy !req
65. Yeah. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
66. I'm Gino.Copy !req
67. This is my nephew, Larry.Copy !req
68. Larry, say hello to Pluto Nash.Copy !req
69. What's going on?Copy !req
70. Hey, my brother
was inside with you, Angelo.Copy !req
71. Angelo Sotobolo.Copy !req
72. Angelo Cheesecake
is your brother?Copy !req
73. We used to play cards
in his cell every weekend.Copy !req
74. He would have the shit catered.Copy !req
75. He thinks the world of you.Copy !req
76. Oh, it's mutual.Copy !req
77. Hey, Pluto's my best friend.Copy !req
78. Hey, what are you guys doing
over here?Copy !req
79. What's going on, Gino?Copy !req
80. We're cleaning out
Anthony's digestive system.Copy !req
81. He's a little backed up.Copy !req
82. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
83. Gino, I can't
let you do that, man.Copy !req
84. Pluto...Copy !req
85. your pal borrowedCopy !req
86. two-and-a-half-million bucks
from meCopy !req
87. four years agoCopy !req
88. to buy this joint here.Copy !req
89. On an easy-payment plan.Copy !req
90. Here you go.Copy !req
91. I think that will get it off.Copy !req
92. Well, how much
does he owe you now?Copy !req
93. Two and a half million.Copy !req
94. He didn't pay anything back?Copy !req
95. No.Copy !req
96. Any idiot can make money here.Copy !req
97. This guy has to do
his cockamamie act every night.Copy !req
98. Yeah. It's like
a damn freak show.Copy !req
99. I've seen it. I've seen it.
You see where this shit got you?Copy !req
100. Hey, Gino, listen.Copy !req
101. I'm not in
the smuggling business anymore.Copy !req
102. I'm getting ready
to open my own club.Copy !req
103. No kidding?Copy !req
104. Yeah, it's always been
a lifelong dream of mineCopy !req
105. to have my own club.Copy !req
106. Lifelong...Copy !req
107. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
108. Dinner and dancing
and nice atmosphere, you know.Copy !req
109. Good place, hot music,Copy !req
110. and once I get the
place up and going,Copy !req
111. I'm going to sit back,
light up a cigar,Copy !req
112. and just enjoy the party.Copy !req
113. I mean, what could be better?Copy !req
114. Nothing could...
nothing could be better.Copy !req
115. We could be partners.Copy !req
116. You know what?Copy !req
117. What if I pay off his debt
and take over this place,Copy !req
118. we call it square?Copy !req
119. Let's have a drink
and we'll talk about it.Copy !req
120. Here out of these glasses?Copy !req
121. What, are you crazy?Copy !req
122. Across the street.Copy !req
123. All right.Copy !req
124. What are you going to do
about my friend here, Anthony?Copy !req
125. Anthony.Copy !req
126. My gift to you.Copy !req
127. Gino, you're a prince.Copy !req
128. I'm going to go
across the streetCopy !req
129. and have some beers
and work out the logistics.Copy !req
130. You sit here in your skirt
and I'll see you in a minute.Copy !req
131. The 9:18 Lunar Grand ExpressCopy !req
132. is now ready
for general boardingCopy !req
133. on platform 22.Copy !req
134. Welcome to the Moon.Copy !req
135. While you're here,Copy !req
136. be sure and visitCopy !req
137. the Lunar Grand Resort
and Casino,Copy !req
138. only two hours away
by hover shuttle.Copy !req
139. Remember,Copy !req
140. Moon Beach is the only place
in the universeCopy !req
141. where gambling is legal.Copy !req
142. The Lunar Grand, the perfect
family vacation.Copy !req
143. Incoming.Copy !req
144. Thanks, Pluto.Copy !req
145. You guys better pace yourselves
and take it easy.Copy !req
146. It's only 10:00.
This ain't a bachelor party.Copy !req
147. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
148. Tommy here is getting
divorced tomorrow.Copy !req
149. Really?Copy !req
150. Hey, congratulations.Copy !req
151. I tell you what.Copy !req
152. Drinks are on the house
for the rest of the night.Copy !req
153. You're the best, Pluto.Copy !req
154. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
155. Excuse me a second.Copy !req
156. Thanks a lot, Pluto.Copy !req
157. Hey.Copy !req
158. He's the best. He's the best.Copy !req
159. I'm not running a library here.
Crank it up.Copy !req
160. All right.Copy !req
161. Yeah, keep it like that.
Keep it pumping.Copy !req
162. Hey, Miguel!Copy !req
163. Hey!Copy !req
164. Not bad for a Tuesday night.Copy !req
165. Not bad at all.Copy !req
166. It's like the whole city
turned out.Copy !req
167. Yeah.Copy !req
168. We've come a long way,
baby, long way.Copy !req
169. Long way.Copy !req
170. All right, partner.Copy !req
171. Ooh, look at that ass.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
172. Hey!Copy !req
173. Oh, I'm sorry. I'll get that.Copy !req
174. Oh...Copy !req
175. Sorry.Copy !req
176. It's all right.Copy !req
177. It's okay.Copy !req
178. Oh, hey, could you help me?Copy !req
179. I'm looking for the owner,
Pluto Nash.Copy !req
180. Why would you be looking
for a lowlife like that?Copy !req
181. It's personal.Copy !req
182. It can't be personal.
He doesn't even know you.Copy !req
183. Yes, he does.Copy !req
184. No, I don't.Copy !req
185. You're him?Copy !req
186. Yeah, last time I checked.Copy !req
187. How can I help you?Copy !req
188. I just came all the way up here
from Salt Lake City.Copy !req
189. Rough town.Copy !req
190. I'm a singer.Copy !req
191. I got this gig and they gave me
this one-way ticket up here,Copy !req
192. but the guys who own the clubCopy !req
193. sold it or something
and I'm dead broke.Copy !req
194. I just need a job.Copy !req
195. So, basically
I just want to go home,Copy !req
196. and I was wondering
if you can help?Copy !req
197. I'm sorry. I can't help you.Copy !req
198. I'm sure there's clubs up here
that can use a good singer,Copy !req
199. but we've got a DJ.Copy !req
200. Take it easy.Copy !req
201. Well, I'm sure they could,Copy !req
202. but my Moon card expired,Copy !req
203. and I was toldCopy !req
204. you were the one person in townCopy !req
205. who might actually
overlook that.Copy !req
206. Who told you something
foolish like that?Copy !req
207. I think you know
my father, Nicholas Lake.Copy !req
208. No, never heard of him.Copy !req
209. Nicky Sticks?Copy !req
210. Nicky Sticks I know.
That's your father?Copy !req
211. Unbelievable.Copy !req
212. That's something.Copy !req
213. Wow.Copy !req
214. Well, normally,
I don't call in favors,Copy !req
215. but my dad did save your life
back in '76.Copy !req
216. Hey, wait a second.Copy !req
217. He didn't save my life,
I saved his life,Copy !req
218. and I lost a fine automobile
in the process,Copy !req
219. so unless you've got
a brand-new Plymouth out thereCopy !req
220. with my name on it,Copy !req
221. I've got nothing to say to you,
okay? So goodnight.Copy !req
222. Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
223. I should have known.Copy !req
224. I'm sorry.Copy !req
225. Hey!Copy !req
226. Maybe I've got something.Copy !req
227. Really? Great.Copy !req
228. Shall we say two shows a night,
five nights a week?Copy !req
229. Shall we say six nights a week
waiting tables?Copy !req
230. You can save up your tips,Copy !req
231. make enough money
to get back home.Copy !req
232. Deal.Copy !req
233. Is it like this every night?Copy !req
234. Only the slow ones,
only the slow ones.Copy !req
235. Somebody is coming in.Copy !req
236. Hey, sorry, fellas,
we're closed.Copy !req
237. We're here to see Mr. Nash.Copy !req
238. Is he expecting you?Copy !req
239. 10 millionCopy !req
240. is more than a fair offer,
Mr. Nash.Copy !req
241. I don't know.Copy !req
242. You see, I own
the most successful clubCopy !req
243. in Little America.Copy !req
244. I own it outright.Copy !req
245. I'm my own boss, okay,
and I have the hottest...Copy !req
246. I've got the best party in town
seven nights a week.Copy !req
247. Why would I
want to sell this place?Copy !req
248. Oh, 10 million bucks?Copy !req
249. Get your shit off my desk.Copy !req
250. No, no.Copy !req
251. Boys, please meet
my friend and bodyguard, Bruno.Copy !req
252. Gentlemen.Copy !req
253. Bruno, the boys.Copy !req
254. Looks like you're about due
for a trade-in, Mr. Nash.Copy !req
255. Hey, Bruno, what are you a '65?Copy !req
256. Model '63, Deluxe.Copy !req
257. '63? Talk about ancient.Copy !req
258. Your sister didn't seem to mind.Copy !req
259. Screw you, robot.Copy !req
260. Hey.Copy !req
261. He can be fixed, you can't.Copy !req
262. Look, we don't mean
to cause any problems here.Copy !req
263. All right, well,
he's reaching, you know?Copy !req
264. Okay. No reaching.Copy !req
265. Mr. Nash...Copy !req
266. this is nonnegotiable.Copy !req
267. Rex Crater is buying your club.Copy !req
268. Yeah, I was wondering
when you allCopy !req
269. was going to get to me.Copy !req
270. $10 million.Copy !req
271. Tell Mr. Crater thanks,Copy !req
272. but I won't sell my club,Copy !req
273. and I'll tell you
something else.Copy !req
274. If I have my way,Copy !req
275. nobody around here
will sell their place,Copy !req
276. because we like this town
the way it is,Copy !req
277. so if you'd be so kind, get out.Copy !req
278. Rex Crater does not like
to be disappointed.Copy !req
279. I'll just have to send
Mr. CraterCopy !req
280. a case of Scotch.Copy !req
281. Hey, hey, great
first night, Dina.Copy !req
282. Thanks.Copy !req
283. Hey, listen, do me a favor.Copy !req
284. Run this up to Pluto.
I need to lock up the back.Copy !req
285. Thank you very much.Copy !req
286. Miguel?Copy !req
287. This isn't some
send-up-the-new-girlCopy !req
288. kind of a thing, right?Copy !req
289. Because I don't, I mean...Copy !req
290. No, no, no, relax.Copy !req
291. He wouldn't do that.
You're safe. Go ahead.Copy !req
292. Come on in.Copy !req
293. Perfect timing.Copy !req
294. Miguel asked me to bring it up.Copy !req
295. Perfect.Copy !req
296. Do you want me
to make it for you?Copy !req
297. No, I mix my own martinis,
but thank you, anyway.Copy !req
298. I've got it down
to a pretty good science.Copy !req
299. Perfect.Copy !req
300. I wanted to thank you again
for the job.Copy !req
301. Don't even mention it.Copy !req
302. Well, I'm mentioning it.Copy !req
303. Thank you.Copy !req
304. You're very welcome.Copy !req
305. Let me get this, okay?Copy !req
306. Hello?Copy !req
307. Hello, Nash.Copy !req
308. Don't be calling me
this time of night.Copy !req
309. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
310. You know Tony Francis?Copy !req
311. Oh yeah.Copy !req
312. I knew him back when he was
Anthony Frankowski.Copy !req
313. We grew up together.Copy !req
314. Me and Anthony Frankowski,
who would later...Copy !req
315. I'll tell you
a real funny story in a second.Copy !req
316. Hello?Copy !req
317. Just wanted to give you
one last chanceCopy !req
318. to change your mind.Copy !req
319. Look, no now and no tomorrow.Copy !req
320. No means no.Copy !req
321. Leave me alone.Copy !req
322. Now, you look...Copy !req
323. Clown.Copy !req
324. Who was that?Copy !req
325. One of Rex Crater's boys
trying to buy me out.Copy !req
326. Why is he so set
on buying your club?Copy !req
327. Because he's gone
to the City CouncilCopy !req
328. because they're
about to approve gambling here,Copy !req
329. and if Crater gets his way,
the Moon will be a big casino.Copy !req
330. Well, you just can't
sell your clubCopy !req
331. till I make enough money
to get back home, okay?Copy !req
332. Okay, that's the deal, then.Copy !req
333. I'll let him know that
next time he callsCopy !req
334. that you've got to get
your money first.Copy !req
335. You all right? You okay?Copy !req
336. Yeah.Copy !req
337. What happened?Copy !req
338. I don't know.Copy !req
339. Come on, come on.Copy !req
340. Bruno! Bruno!Copy !req
341. Bomb detonated.Copy !req
342. Evacuate.Copy !req
343. Come on!Copy !req
344. Evacuate.Copy !req
345. Bomb detonated.Copy !req
346. Evacuate.Copy !req
347. Bomb detonated.Copy !req
348. Evacuate.Copy !req
349. Look at this, Bruno!Copy !req
350. Look what they did to my place!Copy !req
351. Pluto!Copy !req
352. Damn!Copy !req
353. Let's get them.Copy !req
354. No. Stay there with her.Copy !req
355. Bruno, I think
that's one of them.Copy !req
356. I'll intercept the call.Copy !req
357. Nash is alive.Copy !req
358. He took off after Jimmy,
who's headed for the Vac.Copy !req
359. Be ready for him.Copy !req
360. Okay, what's the Vac?Copy !req
361. The Perfect VacuumCopy !req
362. at the corner of Glenn Avenue
and Fifth. Why?Copy !req
363. Didn't you hear the phone call?Copy !req
364. I'm sorry.Copy !req
365. I cannot listen and hear
at the same time.Copy !req
366. You see, I'm a '63.Copy !req
367. Come on. Pluto's in trouble.Copy !req
368. Come on.Copy !req
369. Trouble?Copy !req
370. Is that as fast as you go?Copy !req
371. I'm a '63.Copy !req
372. I'm at top speed.Copy !req
373. Get out of the way!Copy !req
374. Reset.Copy !req
375. Reset.Copy !req
376. You try to shake me down,Copy !req
377. you blow up my club,Copy !req
378. You blew up my wood barstools.Copy !req
379. You know how hard it isCopy !req
380. to get wood on the Moon?Copy !req
381. Shit.Copy !req
382. You want to play games?Copy !req
383. You want to play games?Copy !req
384. You have to shoot
around your boy.Copy !req
385. It's easier
to shoot through him.Copy !req
386. Shit.Copy !req
387. It's a trap.Copy !req
388. No kidding.Copy !req
389. Did you ever shoot a gun before?Copy !req
390. Time to go.Copy !req
391. All clear, boss.Copy !req
392. Come on.Copy !req
393. Bruno, heel.Copy !req
394. You're really something.Copy !req
395. Thank you.Copy !req
396. You walked into a trapCopy !req
397. any idiot could see
from a mile away.Copy !req
398. I was walking right out
until you came along.Copy !req
399. You put your neck on the lineCopy !req
400. and I appreciate that.Copy !req
401. But in the future,
not that there will be any,Copy !req
402. if I need your help,
I'll ask for it.Copy !req
403. Don't worry,
I'm getting out of here.Copy !req
404. I saved your life twice.Copy !req
405. Least you can doCopy !req
406. is loan me enough money
so I can go home.Copy !req
407. I'd give you the money,Copy !req
408. but they'll be looking for youCopy !req
409. at every bus station
and shuttle launch.Copy !req
410. They don't even know
what I look like.Copy !req
411. Every club in this city
has a biometric camera system.Copy !req
412. They took hundreds
of pictures of you.Copy !req
413. They know just
what you look like.Copy !req
414. Only way you're going home
is in a box.Copy !req
415. That's just great. Now what?Copy !req
416. After you.Copy !req
417. Hey, Roy.Copy !req
418. Pluto. What are you doing here?Copy !req
419. My place is getting redecoratedCopy !req
420. and I need a place overnight.Copy !req
421. Sure. 3-D. The code is 4-5-7.Copy !req
422. Thanks, Roy.Copy !req
423. So, this is
the Garden of Paradise.Copy !req
424. My, my.Copy !req
425. If this is too glitzy for you,Copy !req
426. tomorrow, we can get
a room at the Garden of Eden.Copy !req
427. They got a bathroom
on every floor.Copy !req
428. I hate the Moon.Copy !req
429. Know why Mooners
can't stand Earthlings?Copy !req
430. You think everything
back Earth is better.Copy !req
431. I went back Earth once,
and the air smelled funny.Copy !req
432. Sneezing all the time,
rained every day,Copy !req
433. bugs and shit everywhere.Copy !req
434. You know the only thing
I liked about it?Copy !req
435. You could see the Moon at night?Copy !req
436. Bingo.Copy !req
437. Something wrong
with your toaster?Copy !req
438. He's all right. Just recharging.Copy !req
439. Can he hear us?Copy !req
440. Not while he's charging.Copy !req
441. Shouldn't your bodyguard
keep up with youCopy !req
442. on the way to a gunfight?Copy !req
443. You might want to think about
trading him in.Copy !req
444. I can't trade in Bruno.Copy !req
445. We got a history together.Copy !req
446. I got 20 years
of rill-hopping experienceCopy !req
447. wired into him.Copy !req
448. Rill-hopping?Copy !req
449. That's...Copy !req
450. smuggling.Copy !req
451. That's what I went to jail for.Copy !req
452. Not the fastest thing
in the world,Copy !req
453. but he got me out
of lots of tight squeezes.Copy !req
454. Smokier that usual.Copy !req
455. He's a fire hazard.Copy !req
456. Where are you going?Copy !req
457. I got to go talk
to an old friend,Copy !req
458. see what I can find.Copy !req
459. What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
460. Make sure
Bruno don't burn the place down.Copy !req
461. You're leaving me
alone with him?Copy !req
462. I left.Copy !req
463. Great.Copy !req
464. You're getting
kind of old, Rowland.Copy !req
465. You should be so lucky.Copy !req
466. Every lowlife in town
is looking to whack you.Copy !req
467. I'm a popular guy.
What can I say?Copy !req
468. Want to lose some money?Copy !req
469. You'll lose money.Copy !req
470. We'll play eight ball,
regular stakes.Copy !req
471. I will kindly
empty your wallet for you.Copy !req
472. How is your mother?Copy !req
473. Still breaking hearts.Copy !req
474. Pizza time.Copy !req
475. She should have married me.Copy !req
476. You should have went to the gym.Copy !req
477. I'd have lost the weight
if she married me.Copy !req
478. Otherwise, what's the point?Copy !req
479. I really need your help.Copy !req
480. I got to get to Rex Crater.Copy !req
481. Forget it. Nobody gets to him.Copy !req
482. Who the hell is this guy?Copy !req
483. A myth, an enigma.Copy !req
484. He lives in a penthouse
above the Lunar Grand Hotel.Copy !req
485. Never comes out.Copy !req
486. You was a cop for 20 years.Copy !req
487. You got to have
some kind of idea who he is.Copy !req
488. Some people think he's a clone.Copy !req
489. There was a clone doctor
named Runa Pedanken.Copy !req
490. Made a big name for herselfCopy !req
491. creating a basketball team
from one old guy.Copy !req
492. The Air Jordans.Copy !req
493. Right after cloning
was outlawed back Earth,Copy !req
494. Pedanken came up here.Copy !req
495. She was the best in her fieldCopy !req
496. until she got herself murdered.Copy !req
497. That was about eight years ago.Copy !req
498. I'll need
to hack into police files.Copy !req
499. You mean, you need me
to hack into police files.Copy !req
500. I thought you'd never ask.Copy !req
501. Pedanken, Runa.Copy !req
502. Initiate global search.Copy !req
503. File deleted.Copy !req
504. Sorry, that's all there is.Copy !req
505. She wasn't doing this
by herself.Copy !req
506. Who worked with her?Copy !req
507. She had an assistant.Copy !req
508. We questioned her for days
about the murder.Copy !req
509. Got nothing.Copy !req
510. Because you have no finesse.Copy !req
511. Who is she
and where do I find her?Copy !req
512. Mona Zimmer.Copy !req
513. Runs a body alteration shopCopy !req
514. on Microsoft and Sixth.Copy !req
515. That's what I love about you.Copy !req
516. I ask you a simple question
and, four hours later,Copy !req
517. I get a simple answer.Copy !req
518. Boss?Copy !req
519. Where did the boss go?Copy !req
520. I don't know. Out.Copy !req
521. He said to wait for him here.Copy !req
522. Out?Copy !req
523. He never goes
anywhere without me.Copy !req
524. And I heard that toaster crack.Copy !req
525. Bruno, give me
that old badge you got.Copy !req
526. Who are we going to arrest?Copy !req
527. I need your help.Copy !req
528. Sure.Copy !req
529. Where are we going?Copy !req
530. It's just got to be
the two of us.Copy !req
531. You go next time. Promise.Copy !req
532. That's gratitude for you.Copy !req
533. We were hoping that
for our anniversaryCopy !req
534. we could get a brand-new us.Copy !req
535. How romantic.Copy !req
536. You're in luck.Copy !req
537. I just happen to have
a cancellation.Copy !req
538. Fantastic.Copy !req
539. Are you all originalCopy !req
540. or have you been
previously improved?Copy !req
541. All original.Copy !req
542. Really?Copy !req
543. From top to bottom.Copy !req
544. Okay, then.Copy !req
545. Well, what exactly
did you have in mind?Copy !req
546. We were thinking,Copy !req
547. we could startCopy !req
548. with some ass-resculpting
for herCopy !req
549. to get a little more bubblage...Copy !req
550. I happen to have a great ass.Copy !req
551. I'm not saying your ass
isn't great.Copy !req
552. We'd like something...Copy !req
553. Could you do something
about his big mouth?Copy !req
554. Do you have any catalogs?Copy !req
555. Maybe we could get some ideas.Copy !req
556. Come this way.
I'll show you what you want.Copy !req
557. Thank you.Copy !req
558. Come on, honey.Copy !req
559. Look at the asses on the wall.Copy !req
560. Don't push it.Copy !req
561. Let's start
with the basic body types.Copy !req
562. Here's one I think you'll like.Copy !req
563. The Amazon.Copy !req
564. I don't like that.Copy !req
565. That makes me look like
a big dufus, doesn't it?Copy !req
566. Where would we buy clothes?Copy !req
567. I don't want to be
the big dufus.Copy !req
568. Good point. Let me try again.Copy !req
569. This one
I'm particularly proud of.Copy !req
570. The Venice Beach.Copy !req
571. Wait a minute.Copy !req
572. I think you done
found something there.Copy !req
573. Yeah, look at that.Copy !req
574. Look at me.Copy !req
575. This is me?Copy !req
576. It could be.Copy !req
577. Honey, I'm looking,Copy !req
578. and I'm thinkingCopy !req
579. that you need to rethink
the ass enhancement.Copy !req
580. It will work, it will help out.Copy !req
581. What you want is to have a...Copy !req
582. She also needs
a little more of this up top.Copy !req
583. Can you fix this?Copy !req
584. If you could spruce these up
a little.Copy !req
585. Just a little sprucier.Copy !req
586. I know that she has ample now,Copy !req
587. but I'm talking titties galore.Copy !req
588. Let's have the titties
really flowing.Copy !req
589. Yeah, like that.Copy !req
590. Look at that.Copy !req
591. Why don't we discuss the terms?Copy !req
592. Yes, let's go in and sign up.Copy !req
593. Look at that.Copy !req
594. Before we get started,Copy !req
595. there's a few thingsCopy !req
596. I'd like to talk over with you.Copy !req
597. First of all,
will you be paying in cash,Copy !req
598. or would you like
to take advantageCopy !req
599. of our flexible financing plan?Copy !req
600. All in cash, all at once.Copy !req
601. Excellent.Copy !req
602. Medical records?Copy !req
603. Right here.Copy !req
604. And police permit?Copy !req
605. Our police permits?Copy !req
606. I think you'll find
that our police permits are...Copy !req
607. in order.Copy !req
608. Police permits.Copy !req
609. Sorry, no can do.Copy !req
610. Not without a police permit.Copy !req
611. It's Body Alteration 101.Copy !req
612. You could be fugitives,
killers...Copy !req
613. No, we're just a coupleCopy !req
614. trying to put the spark
back in our relationship.Copy !req
615. The idea of revealingCopy !req
616. such personal details
to the police.Copy !req
617. Please, Dr. Zimmer?Copy !req
618. All right.Copy !req
619. Come back tonight, 8:00 sharp.Copy !req
620. But it's another 10,000
upon completion.Copy !req
621. You are busted.Copy !req
622. Give me a break.Copy !req
623. What are you,
the Health Department?Copy !req
624. You wish we were.Copy !req
625. You got one chance.Copy !req
626. Answer some questions for me.
And I want the truth.Copy !req
627. What do you want to know?Copy !req
628. When you worked
for Runa Pedanken...Copy !req
629. I never heard of her.Copy !req
630. You want to play games?
Put the cuffs on her.Copy !req
631. Cuff her.Copy !req
632. Hold on.Copy !req
633. Hold the cuffs.Copy !req
634. Tell me everything you knowCopy !req
635. and don't play games with me,
Mona.Copy !req
636. Talk to me. What do you know?Copy !req
637. All right.Copy !req
638. Towards the end,Copy !req
639. Runa was dealing with
some pretty heavy characters,Copy !req
640. but she didn't tell me who.Copy !req
641. And she didn't keep any records.Copy !req
642. But one day,
I walked into her officeCopy !req
643. as she was showing
one of the guys out,Copy !req
644. and he left
his briefcase behind.Copy !req
645. The initials WZW
were embossed on itCopy !req
646. in gold.Copy !req
647. And it was made
out of genuine alligator skin.Copy !req
648. Are you with me?Copy !req
649. Earth goods.Copy !req
650. That's all I know.Copy !req
651. I swear it.Copy !req
652. Just for the record,Copy !req
653. I have never had
one complaint about my ass.Copy !req
654. I was just playing.Copy !req
655. I said that for the lady.Copy !req
656. It was part of the scam.Copy !req
657. Ma, what are you doing here?Copy !req
658. Seeing that you're all right.Copy !req
659. Ma, this is Dina.
Dina, my mother.Copy !req
660. You're his mother?Copy !req
661. You got a problem with that?Copy !req
662. You could easily pass
for his sister.Copy !req
663. Thank you.Copy !req
664. Why are you gallivanting around?
You'll wind up dead.Copy !req
665. I got to take care of those guys
that blew up my club.Copy !req
666. You got to get your ass
off the Moon.Copy !req
667. I don't think so.Copy !req
668. You think you're some hot-shit,Copy !req
669. ex-rill-hopping,
burned-down-club-owning guy,Copy !req
670. but once in a while,
listen to your mother.Copy !req
671. All right,
I'll get off the Moon.Copy !req
672. But can I get something
to eat first?Copy !req
673. God.Copy !req
674. Bruno, get some beer
and sandwiches.Copy !req
675. And you ought to be
a little nicer to your robot.Copy !req
676. Be nicer to my robot?Copy !req
677. You been in here
bitching to my moms?Copy !req
678. Gentlemen.Copy !req
679. Suite with a hot tub?Copy !req
680. Which room is Nash in?Copy !req
681. Lie to me
and I will blow your head off.Copy !req
682. 3-D.Copy !req
683. Take the stairs.Copy !req
684. You two, take the elevator.Copy !req
685. Let the robots take the stairs.Copy !req
686. Stay here.Copy !req
687. Pluto, this is Roy.Copy !req
688. You got company.Copy !req
689. We got to move out of here.Copy !req
690. Come on, this way.Copy !req
691. Bruno, check and see
if we can get out the window.Copy !req
692. Model DRL-84:Copy !req
693. Very nice.Copy !req
694. Bruno!Copy !req
695. Excuse me.Copy !req
696. Too high to jump.Copy !req
697. See what you can do
with these bolts.Copy !req
698. Ready?Copy !req
699. Set...Copy !req
700. Go!Copy !req
701. Freeze.Copy !req
702. Raise your hands.Copy !req
703. Excuse me.
Can I get through here?Copy !req
704. Go back to your room, lady.Copy !req
705. Nice shooting.Copy !req
706. Thanks.Copy !req
707. I'll call you back.Copy !req
708. Stay here.Copy !req
709. Bruno, enough.Copy !req
710. Rowland, it's Pluto.Copy !req
711. I got to get to the Far Side.Copy !req
712. I need you
to get me a space suit.Copy !req
713. Make that two space suits.Copy !req
714. One for a female, about 5'7".Copy !req
715. I'll tell you when I get there.Copy !req
716. has been canceled.Copy !req
717. Dome repair is underway.Copy !req
718. Service will be restored
in approximately three hours.Copy !req
719. This is Dina.Copy !req
720. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
721. Hi. Thanks.Copy !req
722. I'm getting ready to leave town.Copy !req
723. How will you get
to the Far Side?Copy !req
724. I got that covered.Copy !req
725. I'm arranging
for some transportation.Copy !req
726. That's it.Copy !req
727. Code Generator serial number?Copy !req
728. 8-7-4-3-5-0-8.Copy !req
729. Check.Copy !req
730. Why don't we rent a car
instead of stealing one?Copy !req
731. Because you can't rent these.Copy !req
732. What's so special about it?Copy !req
733. It's a Chrysler DeSoto S-5000.Copy !req
734. It cruises
on a 14-inch cushion of air,Copy !req
735. hikes up to 64 inches
in rough terrain.Copy !req
736. It's heat and meteor resistant,Copy !req
737. with a torque compressor
power thrust...Copy !req
738. And a kick-ass sound system.Copy !req
739. Bruno, I need an ignition chip.Copy !req
740. This might do the trick.Copy !req
741. It will work perfectly.Copy !req
742. Got to love a placeCopy !req
743. where your bodyguard and car
have interchangeable parts.Copy !req
744. Smart-ass.Copy !req
745. After you.Copy !req
746. Good evening, Mr. Vandervoort.
James here.Copy !req
747. Aren't you early, sir?Copy !req
748. We're surprisingCopy !req
749. Mrs. Vandervoort
with some jam and scones,Copy !req
750. and picking her up at a spa
on the Far Side.Copy !req
751. You're not Mr. Vandervoort.Copy !req
752. You're some hooligan
trying to steal his motorcar.Copy !req
753. I won't have it.Copy !req
754. Shut up and drive.
Head for the Far Side.Copy !req
755. I'll give you till three
before I alert the authorities.Copy !req
756. One.Copy !req
757. Sorry, James. You're too late.Copy !req
758. I have disconnected
your alarm relay.Copy !req
759. So get moving, Jimmy boy,Copy !req
760. or you'll have
a speech impediment.Copy !req
761. Good God, I'm being stolen.Copy !req
762. Take over for a while.Copy !req
763. I will not
be an accomplice in this.Copy !req
764. You're not an accomplice,
you're a hostage.Copy !req
765. I won't be intimidated.Copy !req
766. Do it.Copy !req
767. All right.Copy !req
768. Thank you.Copy !req
769. Nice work, James.Copy !req
770. Yeah, James.Copy !req
771. You little asshole.Copy !req
772. I heard that.Copy !req
773. How are you holding up?Copy !req
774. Fine.Copy !req
775. I won't let
anything happen to you.Copy !req
776. I promise.Copy !req
777. Hmm?Copy !req
778. All right.Copy !req
779. How long does the night
last up here?Copy !req
780. Two weeks.Copy !req
781. That's so depressing.Copy !req
782. No, it's not.Copy !req
783. It's nice. Look at it.Copy !req
784. When I was a little boy,Copy !req
785. I used to come out here
with Rowland.Copy !req
786. We'd count the starsCopy !req
787. and dream
about what was out there.Copy !req
788. I never heard such drivel
in my life.Copy !req
789. What kind of refreshments
you got?Copy !req
790. Dreadfully sorry, sir.
We weren't expecting anyone.Copy !req
791. I know you got something.Copy !req
792. You going to make me house it?Copy !req
793. Champagne and caviar.Copy !req
794. Don't touch those.
They're for guests.Copy !req
795. We are guests.Copy !req
796. He'll get her drunk
and have his way with her.Copy !req
797. You know something?Copy !req
798. Bad luck, old boy.Copy !req
799. We were ambushed...Copy !req
800. Ambushed?Copy !req
801. Yes, sir.Copy !req
802. Really? Well, they're
just not playing fair.Copy !req
803. Any other excuses?Copy !req
804. Problems at home,
cold coming on,Copy !req
805. work too stressful?Copy !req
806. Nothing.Copy !req
807. Good. Because the next time
I talk to Rex Crater,Copy !req
808. I need to say Nash is dead.Copy !req
809. That's all he wants to hear.Copy !req
810. It's as good as done.Copy !req
811. Or else you are.Copy !req
812. Get out of here.Copy !req
813. We'll get right on it.Copy !req
814. Where are we?Copy !req
815. Safe.
It's an old prospecting dome.Copy !req
816. We found it years back.Copy !req
817. Nobody knows about it
but me and Bruno.Copy !req
818. What's the temperature out here?Copy !req
819. It's about 200 below.Copy !req
820. Balmy.Copy !req
821. Play's over. Get down here.Copy !req
822. Okay.Copy !req
823. That was fun.Copy !req
824. Memories.Copy !req
825. Had a lot of memories
in here, Bruno.Copy !req
826. Look at all this junk.Copy !req
827. What do you mean, junk?Copy !req
828. This is called inventory.Copy !req
829. Show a little respect.Copy !req
830. This is what's left
of my life's work.Copy !req
831. Bonjour.Copy !req
832. Vous allez bien?Copy !req
833. Oops.Copy !req
834. Bonjour. Vous allez bien?Copy !req
835. Oops.Copy !req
836. Very interesting help you have.Copy !req
837. That's an old program
I forgot to delete.Copy !req
838. Left it on "Oops."Copy !req
839. I forgot that was in there.Copy !req
840. Babette?Copy !req
841. Deux cafes, s'il vous plaît.Copy !req
842. Oui. Deux cafes.Copy !req
843. Yes. Oui. Deux cafes,
s'il vous plaît.Copy !req
844. Miss me? Guess not.Copy !req
845. She's an excellent pieceCopy !req
846. of multi-functional software.Copy !req
847. Initiate search.Copy !req
848. Convicted organized crime,
Earthlings, initials WZW.Copy !req
849. WZW. WZW?Copy !req
850. None. Thank you.Copy !req
851. Thanks for nothing.
Worthless computer.Copy !req
852. How is it going?Copy !req
853. It's not going at all.Copy !req
854. Babette made lunch.Copy !req
855. Thank you.Copy !req
856. Thank you so much.Copy !req
857. Can I help?Copy !req
858. Computer's got no information
on our Mystery Man.Copy !req
859. I'm starting to think
that that Zimmer conned us.Copy !req
860. Here's your problem.Copy !req
861. Zimmer said WZW, not MZM.Copy !req
862. You're just looking
at it upside...Copy !req
863. Wait a minute.Copy !req
864. Hey.Copy !req
865. Hey, hey. You did it.
Look at you.Copy !req
866. You're a genius.Copy !req
867. Look what you did.Copy !req
868. You saw it upside-down.Copy !req
869. Watch this.Copy !req
870. Initiate search.Copy !req
871. Convicted organized crime,
Earthlings, initials MZM.Copy !req
872. You see? Now we have something.Copy !req
873. Open file 10-17 double-M.Copy !req
874. How do you feel about
your acquittal, Mr. Marucci?Copy !req
875. Makes me proud
to live in this great countryCopy !req
876. where justice is still served.Copy !req
877. With gambling
to be outlawed on Earth,Copy !req
878. will the Giovanetto syndicate
engender a consortiumCopy !req
879. to perpetuate a new gambling
coalition on the Moon?Copy !req
880. Will the what do what?
Speak English, sweetheart.Copy !req
881. Will you and the otherCopy !req
882. major organized
crime figures on Earth...Copy !req
883. Organized crime?Copy !req
884. I don't know nobody
in organized crime.Copy !req
885. Darling,
you want to ask me a question,Copy !req
886. why don't you and me
sit down somewhere?Copy !req
887. We'll open a bottle of wine,
get to know each other better.Copy !req
888. Get a new dress,
a nice pair of shoes.Copy !req
889. Be at my hotel around 7:00.Copy !req
890. What are you waiting for,
a dance?Copy !req
891. I forgot the stairs was there.Copy !req
892. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
893. Back it up.Copy !req
894. Let me take it in
a little closer.Copy !req
895. And closer still.Copy !req
896. What do you see?Copy !req
897. So Mike Marucci is Rex Crater?Copy !req
898. One way to find out.Copy !req
899. That's pretty far-fetched,
Pluto.Copy !req
900. But I buy it.Copy !req
901. Marucci had the bucks,
he had the balls,Copy !req
902. the background
to build Moon Beach.Copy !req
903. Not to mention, he wouldn't mind
whacking anybody in his way.Copy !req
904. So I noticed.Copy !req
905. Pluto, when you make an enemy,
you don't mess around.Copy !req
906. You know me.Copy !req
907. I know someone at the FBI,Copy !req
908. I'll get back to you.Copy !req
909. Right.Copy !req
910. Listen to that.
That's Connecticut.Copy !req
911. Listen how clear.Copy !req
912. What's this?Copy !req
913. No, don't do that. Stop.Copy !req
914. That's a cryogenic Chihuahua.Copy !req
915. It's a real dog?Copy !req
916. Yeah, it's very delicate.Copy !req
917. It's illegal to bring
pets up here.Copy !req
918. But I got a friend
back in JuarezCopy !req
919. who knows how to
freeze-dry these things.Copy !req
920. It's a girl.Copy !req
921. Pop that little bitchCopy !req
922. in the particle wave
for two minutes on defrost,Copy !req
923. she'll be running
around the room.Copy !req
924. I used to get five grand
a pop for these things.Copy !req
925. Where did you sing back Earth?Copy !req
926. Weddings, bar mitzvahs,
reincarnation rituals,Copy !req
927. the usual gigs.Copy !req
928. I hit a rut...Copy !req
929. I sent my tape to a club
I heard about up here.Copy !req
930. Figured, what the hell?Copy !req
931. They sent me a one-way ticket.Copy !req
932. But when I got here,
the place had been sold.Copy !req
933. Ahem.Copy !req
934. We have enough water
to stay here for months.Copy !req
935. What about food?Copy !req
936. Plenty.Copy !req
937. Let's have a dinner party.Copy !req
938. Let's change the mood
in this place.Copy !req
939. All right.Copy !req
940. He seems a little...Copy !req
941. Does he get angry?Copy !req
942. He has a happiness chip
I had installed.Copy !req
943. That's why he's always...Copy !req
944. Does he mind
when you make fun of him?Copy !req
945. No, the happiness chip.Copy !req
946. I wish I could have
a happiness chip put in my ass.Copy !req
947. Has one-sixth gravityCopy !req
948. been giving you
chronic back pain?Copy !req
949. We at the Lunar Lumbar ClinicCopy !req
950. specialize in replacing
all of the lumbar vertebraeCopy !req
951. with our patented
epoxy spinal substitute.Copy !req
952. Once Dr. Pedanken was murdered,Copy !req
953. there's no link to prove
a Marucci clone ever existed.Copy !req
954. Please, after we eat, okay?Copy !req
955. Now I got to buy you dinner too?Copy !req
956. I'll tell you, Jack,Copy !req
957. Detective work was a lot easierCopy !req
958. before they invented cloning.Copy !req
959. At least you knew
who your friends were.Copy !req
960. Who is that?
Nobody even has this number.Copy !req
961. Ma.Copy !req
962. Pluto.Copy !req
963. What if somebody
is tracing this call?Copy !req
964. Pluto, Rowland is dead.Copy !req
965. They found him murdered.Copy !req
966. How could they do this?Copy !req
967. I can't believe this.Copy !req
968. Pluto, please, get off the Moon.Copy !req
969. They'll kill you too.Copy !req
970. Did you hear me?Copy !req
971. I got some unfinished business
to take care off.Copy !req
972. Pluto.Copy !req
973. Bruno.Copy !req
974. Come on.Copy !req
975. Yes, boss.Copy !req
976. They killed Rowland.Copy !req
977. Why? Because we came too close
to the truth.Copy !req
978. It's time to confront Marucci.Copy !req
979. Better wear protection.Copy !req
980. You'll be safe here.Copy !req
981. You're leaving me behind?Copy !req
982. What is that?Copy !req
983. Recreational vehicle
approaching.Copy !req
984. Let's get it right this time.Copy !req
985. Registered to Lunar Grand Hotel.Copy !req
986. What the hell is that?Copy !req
987. I'd put on my space suit
if I were you.Copy !req
988. I count five of them.Copy !req
989. Four with 43-K MagnumsCopy !req
990. and one
Scorpion rocket launcher.Copy !req
991. Initiate countermeasures.Copy !req
992. There are no countermeasures.Copy !req
993. Break out all
the assault weapons.Copy !req
994. We sold them, remember?Copy !req
995. Where is that
big-ass street sweeperCopy !req
996. with the supercharger?Copy !req
997. It's at your mom's.Copy !req
998. Great. What are we going to do?Copy !req
999. Bathroom.Copy !req
1000. Bathroom?Copy !req
1001. Yeah, come on.Copy !req
1002. Babette, secure yourself.Copy !req
1003. Bruno, hold us down.Copy !req
1004. Johnson, stay with me.Copy !req
1005. You three, go in
and make sure we got him.Copy !req
1006. Where are you going?Copy !req
1007. Shh.Copy !req
1008. Get back.Copy !req
1009. Come here.Copy !req
1010. What are you doing?Copy !req
1011. Saving your ass.Copy !req
1012. Shit.Copy !req
1013. Johnson, behind you.Copy !req
1014. Goddamn it.Copy !req
1015. Stay with me.Copy !req
1016. James, open up.Copy !req
1017. Bruno!Copy !req
1018. Bruno.Copy !req
1019. Let's go.Copy !req
1020. How did they find us?Copy !req
1021. Obviously,
you did something stupid.Copy !req
1022. That's good.Copy !req
1023. Hold it.Copy !req
1024. Engage power thrust.Copy !req
1025. Why don't you
just give yourself up?Copy !req
1026. Engage the power thrust
right now.Copy !req
1027. Power thrust engaged.Copy !req
1028. We lost them. We're good to go.Copy !req
1029. Who will pay for the damage
to the vehicleCopy !req
1030. and the caviar and champagne?Copy !req
1031. I'll send you a check.Copy !req
1032. Shit.Copy !req
1033. Ram them.Copy !req
1034. What?Copy !req
1035. Ram them!Copy !req
1036. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
1037. Go, go, go.Copy !req
1038. Die, die, Pluto Nash.Copy !req
1039. Yes!Copy !req
1040. I'm hit.Copy !req
1041. Quiet.Copy !req
1042. Bruno, you see that rill?Copy !req
1043. No rills.Copy !req
1044. It's a clear approach
and a perfect lip.Copy !req
1045. What's a rill?Copy !req
1046. That's a rill.Copy !req
1047. Pluto...Copy !req
1048. Are you crazy?Copy !req
1049. Hold on.Copy !req
1050. Say when, Bruno.Copy !req
1051. Three, two, one...Copy !req
1052. Go!Copy !req
1053. Stop, stop.Copy !req
1054. Whoa. Whoa.Copy !req
1055. That's why they call us
rill hoppers.Copy !req
1056. I think I'm going to be sick.Copy !req
1057. Evacuate. Evacuate.Copy !req
1058. Put your helmet on.Copy !req
1059. Hurry, put it on.Copy !req
1060. Where are you going?Copy !req
1061. Overboard, brother.Copy !req
1062. Great, so I'll just sit here
and blow up, shall I?Copy !req
1063. Can we go home now?Copy !req
1064. No.Copy !req
1065. Get us to the other side.Copy !req
1066. All right.Copy !req
1067. If they bailed out
before the explosion,Copy !req
1068. they still couldn't
survive out here.Copy !req
1069. Let's go.Copy !req
1070. Excuse me,
could you give me a lift?Copy !req
1071. I have some informationCopy !req
1072. about the people
that you're looking for.Copy !req
1073. Come back here.Copy !req
1074. I can help you find them,
you bastards.Copy !req
1075. What do we do now?Copy !req
1076. We start walking.Copy !req
1077. We don't have any food or water.Copy !req
1078. We'll run out of airCopy !req
1079. long before
we need food and water.Copy !req
1080. I can't breathe.Copy !req
1081. Come on, Dina, hang on there.Copy !req
1082. Hang in there.Copy !req
1083. Dina.Copy !req
1084. Dina.Copy !req
1085. Boss...Copy !req
1086. Boss...Copy !req
1087. battery... low.Copy !req
1088. Shit.Copy !req
1089. Stay down
or you'll pass out again.Copy !req
1090. You on a nature walk?Copy !req
1091. No, the thrusters
on my vehicle blew out.Copy !req
1092. What's going on?Copy !req
1093. Where are we?Copy !req
1094. I just rescued you.Copy !req
1095. My name is Felix Laranga.Copy !req
1096. Felix, I'm Pluto
and that's Dina.Copy !req
1097. Pluto?Copy !req
1098. Pluto Nash?Copy !req
1099. The Pluto Nash?Copy !req
1100. Yeah.Copy !req
1101. Get out of here.
I'm your number one fan.Copy !req
1102. You're the reason I got into
the smuggling business.Copy !req
1103. Honey, let me
tell you something.Copy !req
1104. This man is
the Tito Puente of rill hopping.Copy !req
1105. Right here,Copy !req
1106. this is the guy.Copy !req
1107. Could you do me a favorCopy !req
1108. and bring my robot inside?Copy !req
1109. He needs to be recharged.Copy !req
1110. Look, I had a really bad
robot experience once.Copy !req
1111. I had this fine robot mamita.Copy !req
1112. I rented her out...Copy !req
1113. took her back to my place,
we started getting busy.Copy !req
1114. All of a sudden,
there's a malfunction, and bam.Copy !req
1115. She does a Terminator on me.Copy !req
1116. Busted a couple of my ribs,
dislocated my shoulder.Copy !req
1117. I'm lucky I'm still alive.Copy !req
1118. Don't worry,
Bruno won't hurt you.Copy !req
1119. As long as you don't try
to get busy with him.Copy !req
1120. Ordinarily, I'd say no.Copy !req
1121. But for Pluto Nash,
I'll do anything.Copy !req
1122. I appreciate it.Copy !req
1123. Could you give us
a ride to Moon Beach?Copy !req
1124. I'll take you to Miami Beach
if that's where you got to go.Copy !req
1125. I'll be right back.Copy !req
1126. Check it out.Copy !req
1127. Lunar Grand Casino dice,Copy !req
1128. loaded and 100% undetectable.Copy !req
1129. You want a set,
as a personal gift from me?Copy !req
1130. Thanks,
but I'm not a big gambler.Copy !req
1131. With those dice,
you ain't gambling.Copy !req
1132. We're not going to gamble.Copy !req
1133. Thanks, but no thanks.Copy !req
1134. Then why are you
going to Moon Beach?Copy !req
1135. To see an old friend of mine.Copy !req
1136. Rex Crater.Copy !req
1137. Rex Crater is a friend of yours?Copy !req
1138. Oh, yeah, sure.Copy !req
1139. Can you comp me
a suite with a sunken bathtubCopy !req
1140. and a waterbed
with a mirror on the ceiling?Copy !req
1141. Yeah. Probably.Copy !req
1142. Damn.Copy !req
1143. Pluto Nash is down
with Rex Crater.Copy !req
1144. You know what, Felix?Copy !req
1145. Take these Hillarys.Copy !req
1146. We appreciate
your helping us out.Copy !req
1147. You my man. You don't
got to do that.Copy !req
1148. Take this. You helped us.Copy !req
1149. I appreciate it.Copy !req
1150. Would you sign my helmet?Copy !req
1151. Get out of here.Copy !req
1152. Come on, give me an autograph.Copy !req
1153. Are you serious?Copy !req
1154. It's not every dayCopy !req
1155. I get to hang out
with Pluto Nash.Copy !req
1156. Please.Copy !req
1157. Okay, I'll sign it.Copy !req
1158. This is my first autograph.Copy !req
1159. What do you want me to sign?Copy !req
1160. "To Felix...Copy !req
1161. "my buddy who stuck with me
through thick and thin,Copy !req
1162. who I'll never forget."Copy !req
1163. Bro, I just saved your life.Copy !req
1164. "My buddy who's stuck with me
through thick and thinCopy !req
1165. "and saved my ass.Copy !req
1166. Peace and love, Pluto Nash."Copy !req
1167. What's all that stuff
you got on the rack?Copy !req
1168. That's a new shipment of stuff
I smuggled in from Puerto Rico.Copy !req
1169. Is that right?Copy !req
1170. Top of the line,
designer labels.Copy !req
1171. Why, you need something?Copy !req
1172. Yeah. We could use some clothes.Copy !req
1173. Welcome to Moon Beach
and the Lunar Grand Hotel,Copy !req
1174. where luck
is always on your side.Copy !req
1175. Welcome to Moon Beach
and the Lunar Grand Hotel,Copy !req
1176. where luck
is always on your side.Copy !req
1177. Bruno, lay low for a minute.Copy !req
1178. Go get a magazine or something.Copy !req
1179. Meet us over by the elevators.Copy !req
1180. Come on.Copy !req
1181. Hey, good-looking,Copy !req
1182. how about slipping up
to your roomCopy !req
1183. and playing with me for a while?Copy !req
1184. Wait.Copy !req
1185. Don't you want to
do something exciting?Copy !req
1186. No.Copy !req
1187. No?Copy !req
1188. Afraid you might get lucky?Copy !req
1189. Hello.Copy !req
1190. Good evening. Checking in?Copy !req
1191. Actually, we're here
to see Tony Francis.Copy !req
1192. The early show or the late show?Copy !req
1193. We're old friends.Copy !req
1194. We've come to see him in person.Copy !req
1195. Where's his dressing room?Copy !req
1196. I can't tell you that.Copy !req
1197. Oh, really?Copy !req
1198. I'll tell you what,
just give us a roomCopy !req
1199. and two tickets
to the early show.Copy !req
1200. All set.Copy !req
1201. Just give me a thumb print
for the charges.Copy !req
1202. I'll just pay in cash.Copy !req
1203. Cash is always easier.Copy !req
1204. Mr. Francis' show is black tie.Copy !req
1205. We have rentals available
from the concierge.Copy !req
1206. All prettied up for Tony?Copy !req
1207. Absolutely. Yeah.Copy !req
1208. Peekaboo, I found you.Copy !req
1209. Come on, big boy,
right here in the lobby.Copy !req
1210. Oh, baby.Copy !req
1211. You sick bastard.Copy !req
1212. Security.Copy !req
1213. Security.Copy !req
1214. Security.Copy !req
1215. All set.Copy !req
1216. Enjoy your stay.Copy !req
1217. Oh, crazy-ass Tony.Copy !req
1218. All right, so far, so good.Copy !req
1219. You'll have to come with us.Copy !req
1220. What's the problem?Copy !req
1221. Is he with you?Copy !req
1222. Yeah, my old friend, Earl,
from West Virginia.Copy !req
1223. What's going on?Copy !req
1224. Nice try.Copy !req
1225. After you've paid for the
damages to this slot machine,Copy !req
1226. we'll give Earl back.Copy !req
1227. Just wait a second.Copy !req
1228. Here's your claim check.Copy !req
1229. Pick your robot up
when you leave.Copy !req
1230. Let's go.Copy !req
1231. Sorry, boss.Copy !req
1232. You're not a robot,
you're an animal.Copy !req
1233. Line it up.Copy !req
1234. Yo, baby, you love me?Copy !req
1235. 'Cause I love me, too.Copy !req
1236. Come here, baby.Copy !req
1237. I want a bottle of champagne
for those people there,Copy !req
1238. those people over there...Copy !req
1239. way over there...Copy !req
1240. You ready, you ready?Copy !req
1241. Blow.Copy !req
1242. Yo, Pluto!Copy !req
1243. My man, Pluto Nash.Copy !req
1244. Pluto Nash, my man.Copy !req
1245. Come here, Pluto.
I'll show you how to win big.Copy !req
1246. Pluto, where are you going?Copy !req
1247. Come on.Copy !req
1248. They give you $1,000 chips.Copy !req
1249. Come on, Pluto.Copy !req
1250. Mr. Belcher,
Nash just walked in the lobby.Copy !req
1251. Nash is alive.Copy !req
1252. You idiots!Copy !req
1253. All day, all day,
all day, all day.Copy !req
1254. Watch this, honey. Watch this.Copy !req
1255. What? What?Copy !req
1256. You want a sip of champagne?Copy !req
1257. Let's go.Copy !req
1258. No. Give me those back.Copy !req
1259. Get your hands off meCopy !req
1260. or I'll have you fired
in a New York minute.Copy !req
1261. You know who I am?Copy !req
1262. Felix Laranga.Copy !req
1263. Who?Copy !req
1264. You never heard of me
because you're stupid.Copy !req
1265. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
1266. the undisputed master
of the universe,Copy !req
1267. Mr. Tony Francis.Copy !req
1268. What an amazing act.Copy !req
1269. He's so different, so original.Copy !req
1270. What makes you so sure
he'll help us out?Copy !req
1271. Oh, he'll help us.Copy !req
1272. He couldn't sing a note
if it weren't for me.Copy !req
1273. You taught Tony Francis
how to sing?Copy !req
1274. No, I convinced a bookieCopy !req
1275. not to pour some acid
down his throat.Copy !req
1276. Pack your bags.
I'm taking you home with me.Copy !req
1277. Thank you.Copy !req
1278. Thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
1279. Please welcome
the master of musical disaster,Copy !req
1280. Ted Jefferies
and the Ted Jefferies Orchestra.Copy !req
1281. Hit it, maestro.Copy !req
1282. There's a guy over there
checking faces.Copy !req
1283. Turn towards me.Copy !req
1284. Okay. I think that worked.Copy !req
1285. It worked for me.Copy !req
1286. You were so wonderful, Tony.Copy !req
1287. What a great show.Copy !req
1288. It was a magnificent evening,
wasn't it?Copy !req
1289. Is this the refund window?Copy !req
1290. Hello!Copy !req
1291. Pluto Nash.Copy !req
1292. My goodness,
it's marvelous to see you.Copy !req
1293. How've you been?Copy !req
1294. I'll tell you about it.Copy !req
1295. This is Dina.Copy !req
1296. I loved your show.Copy !req
1297. Tony loves you
for loving his show.Copy !req
1298. Meet my wives,
Gina and Filomena.Copy !req
1299. A pleasure to meet you,
Pluto and Dina.Copy !req
1300. Wow.Copy !req
1301. My man, Anthony Frankowski.Copy !req
1302. It's Francis, not Frankowski.Copy !req
1303. Your wives don't think
you're Polish?Copy !req
1304. Nobody knows.
You'll blow my cover.Copy !req
1305. I'll be back
singing bar mitzvahs.Copy !req
1306. It's our little secret.Copy !req
1307. You want to stay for dinner?Copy !req
1308. We made osso buco
and pork and gnocchi,Copy !req
1309. all Tony's mother's recipes.Copy !req
1310. Oh, no, thanks. We ate already.Copy !req
1311. You're a freak.Copy !req
1312. You have no idea.Copy !req
1313. Hey, Tony, listen.Copy !req
1314. Can I talk to you in private?Copy !req
1315. Absolutely.Copy !req
1316. Would you excuse us
for just a minute?Copy !req
1317. Sure.Copy !req
1318. You married twins?Copy !req
1319. No, they're not twins.Copy !req
1320. I met the perfect woman
and I had her cloned.Copy !req
1321. Which one's which?Copy !req
1322. Who cares?Copy !req
1323. Hey, Tony,
me and your boss, Rex Crater,Copy !req
1324. we had
a little misunderstanding.Copy !req
1325. What kind of misunderstanding?Copy !req
1326. He tried to have me killed
and he blew up my club.Copy !req
1327. How do you know it was Crater?Copy !req
1328. I know it was him.Copy !req
1329. I wouldn't sell my club,
so they blew it up.Copy !req
1330. Shit.Copy !req
1331. You've got to help me.Copy !req
1332. Babe, I'm fond of breathing,
you dig?Copy !req
1333. Just tell me how to get to him.Copy !req
1334. I've never even met the guy.Copy !req
1335. He watches my show
from up in his penthouse.Copy !req
1336. He sends down messages...
"Your jokes suck."Copy !req
1337. "Sing 'Feelings' for me."Copy !req
1338. You wouldn't even be singing
if it wasn't for me.Copy !req
1339. Come on, man.Copy !req
1340. I might know a way for you
to get up into his penthouse,Copy !req
1341. then you're on your own, Pluto.Copy !req
1342. Thanks.Copy !req
1343. Dina, pick up BrunoCopy !req
1344. and pay the damages
on that slot machine,Copy !req
1345. then rent us a car
and wait outside the hotel.Copy !req
1346. I might have to make
a fast getaway.Copy !req
1347. But what if you don't get away?Copy !req
1348. I always get away.Copy !req
1349. Come on.Copy !req
1350. We'll go this way.Copy !req
1351. Rex Crater's private penthouse
elevator is right next to mine.Copy !req
1352. There's a way for you to get
from my elevator into his.Copy !req
1353. Yeah?Copy !req
1354. How you doing?Copy !req
1355. Trust me, you'll love this.Copy !req
1356. All right, here we go.Copy !req
1357. I'll stop this
so nobody bothers us, huh?Copy !req
1358. Ooh, I've got to get that later.Copy !req
1359. Shit.Copy !req
1360. That's Rex's elevator
down there, see?Copy !req
1361. It only stops
at the sub-basementCopy !req
1362. and his penthouse.Copy !req
1363. My elevator only goes
as low as this floor.Copy !req
1364. So how do I get
from one elevatorCopy !req
1365. to the other one?Copy !req
1366. That's what Tony's here
to help you with.Copy !req
1367. I'll tell you the whole thing.Copy !req
1368. Back up as far as you can go,Copy !req
1369. you get a good running start,Copy !req
1370. you jump out across.Copy !req
1371. Jump across to what?Copy !req
1372. The ledge.Copy !req
1373. See that ledge down there?Copy !req
1374. Grab onto these wiresCopy !req
1375. and swing down onto the ledge.Copy !req
1376. You want me to grab hot wires?Copy !req
1377. How do you know they're hot?Copy !req
1378. The shit is hot.Copy !req
1379. Grab the ones that aren't hot.Copy !req
1380. You swing down,
get down to the ledge,Copy !req
1381. then you wait
an hour and a half.Copy !req
1382. That's when they bring
Rex's late supper up.Copy !req
1383. When the elevator passes you,Copy !req
1384. you jump on top.Copy !req
1385. Use this casino chipCopy !req
1386. to unscrew the trap door
on top of the elevator,Copy !req
1387. you jump down inside,Copy !req
1388. and take out the two robot
guards, pop, pop,Copy !req
1389. boom, you're alone
in the elevator,Copy !req
1390. you've got a meeting
with Rex Crater.Copy !req
1391. What's Plan B, Tony?Copy !req
1392. This is Plan B.Copy !req
1393. Hey, no, there's
a misunderstanding.Copy !req
1394. I'm here to accept
Mr. Crater's offer.Copy !req
1395. Is that right?Copy !req
1396. Yeah, it's all settled.
$10 million.Copy !req
1397. We'll have to get back to you
on that.Copy !req
1398. Look, I've got to get ready
for my next show.Copy !req
1399. Get them out of here.Copy !req
1400. Sorry, lady.Copy !req
1401. Your robot remains property
of this casinoCopy !req
1402. until the damages
to our slot machinesCopy !req
1403. are taken care of.Copy !req
1404. I'm here to pay you.Copy !req
1405. Repairs hasn't
sent down a bill yet.Copy !req
1406. Well, you would be a real peach
if you could get me that bill.Copy !req
1407. Harry, I've got
a Bruno '63 Deluxe,Copy !req
1408. wrecked a slot machine.Copy !req
1409. Owner wants to pick him up.Copy !req
1410. How much do they owe?Copy !req
1411. I haven't even looked at it yet.Copy !req
1412. Have them check with us
tomorrow morning.Copy !req
1413. What are they saying?Copy !req
1414. You'll be spending the night.Copy !req
1415. It's been fun.Copy !req
1416. Excuse me.Copy !req
1417. I've got to take a leak.Copy !req
1418. Robots don't take leaks.Copy !req
1419. Oh.Copy !req
1420. You're absolutely right.Copy !req
1421. Come on.Copy !req
1422. We need to get a car.Copy !req
1423. What are you
in such a hurry for?Copy !req
1424. You wanted to talk
to Mr. Crater...Copy !req
1425. well, here you are.Copy !req
1426. So I finally get to meet
the great Rex Crater.Copy !req
1427. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1428. Or is it Mike Marucci?Copy !req
1429. Yeah, Mike Marucci.Copy !req
1430. Thought you were so damn smart.Copy !req
1431. I figured you out.Copy !req
1432. I should come over thereCopy !req
1433. and put my foot
in your fat grease-ball ass.Copy !req
1434. So you've got it
all figured out, huh?Copy !req
1435. It is a pleasure to meet me.Copy !req
1436. Oh, I'm pretty feisty, huh?Copy !req
1437. What's this, a rented tuxedo?Copy !req
1438. You're old enough
to own your own tuxedo.Copy !req
1439. Sit down.Copy !req
1440. You know, you should be honored.Copy !req
1441. The only person besides yourself
to ever come up hereCopy !req
1442. is my dear friend, Mr. Belcher.Copy !req
1443. Hey, man, what's going on here?Copy !req
1444. Remember
when they cut your appendix outCopy !req
1445. eight years ago in prison?Copy !req
1446. Yeah.Copy !req
1447. Gambling had been outlawed
on Earth,Copy !req
1448. so my old boss, Mike Marucci,Copy !req
1449. commissioned Dr. Runa PedankenCopy !req
1450. to create a clone of someoneCopy !req
1451. who knew their way
around the Moon.Copy !req
1452. For what?Copy !req
1453. Marucci was starting
a gambling operation up hereCopy !req
1454. and needed someone
to front for him,Copy !req
1455. someone intelligent
that he could control,Copy !req
1456. a puppet.Copy !req
1457. Being a puppet didn't jive
with my career plan,Copy !req
1458. so I decided to send
Mr. Marucci and Dr. PedankenCopy !req
1459. into orbit,Copy !req
1460. then, for sentimental reasons
or maybe because I'm a nice guy,Copy !req
1461. I let you live...Copy !req
1462. until you got in my way.Copy !req
1463. Now, let's face it.Copy !req
1464. Why should I keep you around?Copy !req
1465. I've got your good looks.Copy !req
1466. I've got your charm
and your wit.Copy !req
1467. I've even got your memories.Copy !req
1468. You've got my memories?Copy !req
1469. Oh yeah, I've got your memories.Copy !req
1470. You never wonderedCopy !req
1471. how my people knew to look
in that old hideout of yours,Copy !req
1472. or the Paradise Motel,
which, by the way,Copy !req
1473. is a disgusting establishment?Copy !req
1474. I'm surprised
you didn't break out in a rash.Copy !req
1475. Next time, I'll remember
to find better accommodations.Copy !req
1476. Mr. Mogan and Mr. Kelpin
have arrived, sir.Copy !req
1477. By all means, send them in.Copy !req
1478. Mr. Mogan and Mr. Kelpin.Copy !req
1479. I've been waiting
for those two gentlemen.Copy !req
1480. Boss?Copy !req
1481. Quiet.Copy !req
1482. Hey, everybody.Copy !req
1483. Nash?Copy !req
1484. What's Nash doing here?Copy !req
1485. No, no, I'm Rex Crater.Copy !req
1486. No, you're Pluto Nash.Copy !req
1487. Oh, no, I beg to differ.Copy !req
1488. I'm Rex Crater.Copy !req
1489. This is Pluto Nash.Copy !req
1490. Huh?Copy !req
1491. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1492. Yeah, isn't it something?Copy !req
1493. But enough about him.Copy !req
1494. Mr. Mogan, I want to
personally thank youCopy !req
1495. for the outstanding job
that you've done.Copy !req
1496. It's outstanding.Copy !req
1497. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
1498. It was a pleasure and an honor.Copy !req
1499. You see, sir,Copy !req
1500. when you have the experienceCopy !req
1501. me and my men have,
it's quite easy.Copy !req
1502. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1503. Incompetent jackasses.Copy !req
1504. Get them out of here.Copy !req
1505. Now, I'd let you hang around
to entertain me,Copy !req
1506. but I think we might have
a conflict of interest,Copy !req
1507. but there's something
I want you to seeCopy !req
1508. before I say bye-bye to you.Copy !req
1509. Look at that.Copy !req
1510. You had an excellent piece
of real estate,Copy !req
1511. but you never took advantage
of its potential.Copy !req
1512. This...Copy !req
1513. This is wrong.Copy !req
1514. That should say "Rex's,"
because this is Rex's,Copy !req
1515. Little America's
most exclusive new casino.Copy !req
1516. So tell me, what do you think?Copy !req
1517. Look,Copy !req
1518. Little America
is not a gambling townCopy !req
1519. and Pluto's ain't a casino.Copy !req
1520. I think you should take
all this stupid casino shit out.Copy !req
1521. If you get your dumb-ass name
off the front,Copy !req
1522. maybe you'll be in business
for more than a week.Copy !req
1523. Hey!Copy !req
1524. Oh, I'm sorry.
That's not wood, is it?Copy !req
1525. Yes, it is wood
and it's hand-carved.Copy !req
1526. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1527. Pick that shit up.Copy !req
1528. Shit...Copy !req
1529. Hold it right there, robot.Copy !req
1530. Which one's Pluto?Copy !req
1531. Which one's Rex?Copy !req
1532. Belcher.Copy !req
1533. Shoot him, Belcher.
Shoot him, Belcher.Copy !req
1534. Damn it!Copy !req
1535. What're you waiting for?
Shoot him.Copy !req
1536. What are you aiming at me for?Copy !req
1537. It's me, he's Nash. Shoot him.Copy !req
1538. He's not me, I'm me.Copy !req
1539. He's him. Shoot him.Copy !req
1540. Boss, which one's you?Copy !req
1541. Pluto?Copy !req
1542. He's the one
in the rented tuxedo.Copy !req
1543. Rex.Copy !req
1544. Boss?Copy !req
1545. It's him.Copy !req
1546. This piece of shit
belongs to him.Copy !req
1547. All right? Now shoot him.Copy !req
1548. No. Shoot!Copy !req
1549. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
1550. It was hairy for a minute.Copy !req
1551. Hairy for you?Copy !req
1552. Now get the hell out of here.Copy !req
1553. Get out!Copy !req
1554. Hairy, my ass.Copy !req
1555. Hey, you sing, don't you?Copy !req
1556. You're a singer, right?Copy !req
1557. I've got a job for you.Copy !req
1558. Just kill me and get it over.Copy !req
1559. No, you're going to work,
but you ain't singing.Copy !req
1560. I'm talking six nights a week
waiting tables,Copy !req
1561. and if you're lucky
and save your tips,Copy !req
1562. maybe you can get back
to Salt Lake City.Copy !req
1563. Pluto.Copy !req
1564. Hey.Copy !req
1565. I didn't scare you, did I?
You all right?Copy !req
1566. You okay?Copy !req
1567. Boss!Copy !req
1568. Hey.Copy !req
1569. I was hoping it was you.Copy !req
1570. Never leave home
without an undershirt, right?Copy !req
1571. Isn't that what you always say?Copy !req
1572. That's right.Copy !req
1573. That's rule number one.Copy !req
1574. I agree.Copy !req
1575. Craps, you lose.Copy !req
1576. For the grand
reopening of Club Pluto,Copy !req
1577. please welcome Miss Dina Lake.Copy !req
1578. Pluto!Copy !req
1579. Hey.Copy !req
1580. Pluto, baby.Copy !req
1581. Fantastic club.Copy !req
1582. Great joint, baby.Copy !req
1583. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
1584. Let me say
that the Mrs. FrancisesCopy !req
1585. are looking lovely tonight.Copy !req
1586. Thank you, Pluto.Copy !req
1587. Have a good time.Copy !req
1588. All right, baby.Copy !req
1589. Did I tell you how I got Pluto
started in the business?Copy !req
1590. Tell us, Tony.Copy !req
1591. What about a ham sandwich
without the cheese?Copy !req
1592. How much would that be?Copy !req
1593. Free.Copy !req
1594. Felix Laranga's money
is no good here.Copy !req
1595. You knock yourself out.
Whatever you want.Copy !req
1596. Thanks, Pluto.Copy !req
1597. Pluto Nash, I love that man.Copy !req
1598. Honey, I tell you what,Copy !req
1599. eight steaks,
a crate of lobsters,Copy !req
1600. shrimp cocktail, onion rings,
fries, a doggy bag to go.Copy !req
1601. So how's it going
with you and Babette?Copy !req
1602. Me and Babette?Copy !req
1603. I don't think
that it's going to happen.Copy !req
1604. I found out that I'm 110 volts
and she's a 220.Copy !req
1605. Well, go to the hardware store
and get an adapter.Copy !req
1606. Nah.Copy !req
1607. That just ruins it for me.Copy !req
1608. I guess it wasn't
meant to be, huh?Copy !req
1609. Hey, Bruno, you see my new
bodyguard running around here?Copy !req
1610. New bodyguard?Copy !req
1611. Yeah, I bought a '78,
fully loaded, out the door.Copy !req
1612. Shall I begin
disassembling myself?Copy !req
1613. If you do that,Copy !req
1614. how will you manage my club
in 500 pieces?Copy !req
1615. Manage?Copy !req
1616. But no robot's
ever been in management.Copy !req
1617. You want the job or don't you?Copy !req
1618. Oh, boss. Oh, thank you, boss.Copy !req
1619. You're the best boss
on the whole Moon.Copy !req
1620. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.Copy !req
1621. Oh, man, okay, all right.Copy !req
1622. You almost broke my ribs.Copy !req
1623. Okay, well, pull up a chair.Copy !req
1624. Let's sit back and celebrate
and enjoy the party.Copy !req
1625. Oh, sorry, boss, no can do.Copy !req
1626. We've got a pile of bills,
the payroll's tomorrow,Copy !req
1627. we need a new doorman,
and we're low on shrimp.Copy !req
1628. I'm swamped.Copy !req