1. You're going to love this one.
Listen up, here we go.Copy !req
2. Here you go, Pluto. What did you think?Copy !req
3. I don't know what to think, Tony.
I mean...Copy !req
4. You got a dress on...Copy !req
5. This is not a dress, it's a kilt.
Scottish tradition. Very manly, a kilt.Copy !req
6. it's a manly dress.Copy !req
7. No, a kilt.
That's how people know who I am.Copy !req
8. People think of Anthony Frankowski,
they immediately think "Scottish crooning."Copy !req
9. There lies your problem. That's not even
a thing. Did you make that up?Copy !req
10. Yes, I made that up.
it's a thing if I made it up.Copy !req
11. - it's horrible.
- it's my hook!Copy !req
12. You know what you need to do
if you're going to croon? Be Italian.Copy !req
13. Be Anthony Frantucci.Copy !req
14. - You want me to change my name?
- Yeah, to something that swings.Copy !req
15. - Anthony Frandicci.
- That doesn't swing.Copy !req
16. Anthony...Copy !req
17. Francis.Copy !req
18. - Tony Francis.
- You like that?Copy !req
19. I'm Tony Francis.Copy !req
20. That's a good name.
You're Tony Francis now.Copy !req
21. Ladies and gentlemen, Tony Francis.Copy !req
22. Absolutely. I like it.
Lose the dress, change the name.Copy !req
23. - is your bathroom back there?
- Through the doors.Copy !req
24. Tony Francis.Copy !req
25. Am I supposed to piss in the kitchen?Copy !req
26. No, it's off to the right.Copy !req
27. Ladies and gentlemen, would you
please welcome Mr. Tony Francis!Copy !req
28. "Oh, my God! it's Tony Francis! "Copy !req
29. How is showbiz?Copy !req
30. Disgusting.Copy !req
31. Take a walk, hotshot.Copy !req
32. Pluto, help me!Copy !req
33. Pluto?Copy !req
34. - Pluto Nash?
- That's right!Copy !req
35. - When did you get out of the joint?
- A week ago.Copy !req
36. Congratulations.Copy !req
37. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
38. I'm Gino.Copy !req
39. This is my nephew, Larry.
Larry, say hello to Pluto Nash.Copy !req
40. What's going on?Copy !req
41. My brother was inside with you.
Angelo Sotobolo.Copy !req
42. Angelo Cheesecake is your brother?Copy !req
43. We used to play cards in his ceil every
weekend. He'd have the shit catered.Copy !req
44. - He thinks the world of you.
- it's mutual.Copy !req
45. Pluto is my best friend.Copy !req
46. What are you guys doing?
What's going on, Gino?Copy !req
47. We're cleaning out his digestive system.Copy !req
48. Gino, I can't let you do that, man.Copy !req
49. Pluto.Copy !req
50. Your pal borrowed $2.5 million
from me four years ago...Copy !req
51. - ... to buy this joint.
- On an easy payment plan.Copy !req
52. Here. I think that will get it off.Copy !req
53. - How much does he owe you now?
- $2.5 million.Copy !req
54. - He didn't pay anything back?
- No.Copy !req
55. Any idiot can make money here.Copy !req
56. This guy has to do
his cockamamie act each night.Copy !req
57. it's like a damn freak show.Copy !req
58. I seen it. You see where this shit got you?Copy !req
59. Gino, listen.Copy !req
60. I'm not in the smuggling business anymore.
I'm opening my own club.Copy !req
61. No kidding.Copy !req
62. it's always been a lifelong dream of mine
to have my own club.Copy !req
63. Life—Copy !req
64. Dinner and dancing and nice atmosphere.Copy !req
65. Good place, hot music.Copy !req
66. Once I get it going, I'll sit back,
light up a cigar and enjoy the party.Copy !req
67. What could be better?Copy !req
68. Nothing could be better.
We could be partners.Copy !req
69. You know what?Copy !req
70. What if I pay off his debt,
take over this place, and we call it square?Copy !req
71. Let's have a drink and talk about it.Copy !req
72. Out of these glasses?Copy !req
73. - Are you crazy? Across the street.
- All right.Copy !req
74. What will you do about my friend?Copy !req
75. Anthony?Copy !req
76. My gift to you.Copy !req
77. You're a prince.Copy !req
78. I'll go across the street and have
some beers and work out the logistics.Copy !req
79. Just sit here in your skirt
and I'll see you in a minute.Copy !req
80. 9:18 Lunar Grand Express...Copy !req
81. now ready for general boarding
on platform 22.Copy !req
82. Welcome to the Moon.Copy !req
83. While you're here, be sure and visit
the Lunar Grand Resort and Casino...Copy !req
84. only two hours away by hover shuttle.Copy !req
85. Remember, Moon Beach is the only place
in the universe where gambling is legal.Copy !req
86. The Lunar Grand.
The perfect family vacation.Copy !req
87. incoming!Copy !req
88. Thanks, Pluto!Copy !req
89. Pace yourselves. It's only 10:00.
This ain't a bachelor party.Copy !req
90. Yeah, it is.
Tommy here is getting divorced tomorrow.Copy !req
91. - Really? Congratulations.
- Thank you.Copy !req
92. I tell you what. Drinks are on the house
for the rest of the night.Copy !req
93. You're the best, Pluto!Copy !req
94. Excuse me a second.Copy !req
95. Thanks a lot, Pluto.Copy !req
96. He's the best!Copy !req
97. Crank it up. I'm not running a library
in here! Crank it up!Copy !req
98. All right!Copy !req
99. Keep it like that! Keep it pumping!Copy !req
100. Hey, Miguel!Copy !req
101. - Not bad for a Tuesday night.
- Not bad at all.Copy !req
102. It's like the whole city turned out.Copy !req
103. We've come a long way, baby.Copy !req
104. Long way. All right, partner.Copy !req
105. - Look at that ass. I'll be right back.
- Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
106. Sorry, I'll get that.Copy !req
107. Sorry.Copy !req
108. It's all right, it's okay.Copy !req
109. Could you help me?
I'm looking for the owner, Pluto Nash.Copy !req
110. Why are you looking for that lowlife?Copy !req
111. It's personal.Copy !req
112. He doesn't even know you.Copy !req
113. - Yes, he does.
- No, I don't.Copy !req
114. You're him?Copy !req
115. Last time I checked. How can I help you?Copy !req
116. I just came all the way from Salt Lake City.Copy !req
117. Rough town.Copy !req
118. I'm a good singer. I got this gig,
They gave me a one-way ticket up here.Copy !req
119. But the guys who own the nightclub sold it.Copy !req
120. I'm dead broke. I need a job.
I want to go home. Can you help me out?Copy !req
121. Sorry, I can't help you.Copy !req
122. I'm sure there's a bunch of clubs
that can use a good singer, but we got a DJ.Copy !req
123. Take it easy.Copy !req
124. I'm sure they could,
but my Moon card expired...Copy !req
125. and I was told you were the one person
in town who might overlook that.Copy !req
126. Who told you something foolish like that?Copy !req
127. You know my father, Nicholas Lake?Copy !req
128. Never heard of him.Copy !req
129. Nicky Sticks?Copy !req
130. That's your father?Copy !req
131. Unbelievable. That's something.Copy !req
132. Normally I don't call in favors,
but my dad did save your life back in '76.Copy !req
133. He didn't save my life, I saved his life.Copy !req
134. And I lost a fine automobile in the process.Copy !req
135. Unless you got a new Plymouth
with my name on it, I got nothing to say.Copy !req
136. So, good night.Copy !req
137. Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
138. I should have known. I'm sorry.Copy !req
139. Maybe I got something.Copy !req
140. Really? Great! Shall we say
two shows a night, five nights a week?Copy !req
141. Shall we say six nights a week
waiting tables?Copy !req
142. You can save up your tips, make
enough money to get back home. Deal?Copy !req
143. Deal.Copy !req
144. - is it like this every night?
- Only the slow ones.Copy !req
145. Somebody is coming in.Copy !req
146. Sorry, fellows, we're closed.Copy !req
147. We're here to see Mr. Nash.Copy !req
148. is he expecting you?Copy !req
149. $10 million is more than a fair offer,
Mr. Nash.Copy !req
150. I don't know. I own
the most successful club in Little America.Copy !req
151. I own it outright.
I'm my own boss, and I have the hottest—Copy !req
152. I got the best party in town.
Why would I want to sell this place?Copy !req
153. $10 million?Copy !req
154. Get your shit off my desk!Copy !req
155. No, boys.Copy !req
156. Please meet my friend
and bodyguard, Bruno.Copy !req
157. Gentlemen.Copy !req
158. Bruno, the boys.Copy !req
159. Looks like you're about due for a trade-in.Copy !req
160. Hey, Bruno.Copy !req
161. What are you, a '65?Copy !req
162. Model '63 Deluxe.Copy !req
163. '63? Talk about ancient.Copy !req
164. Your sister didn't seem to mind.Copy !req
165. Screw you, robot!Copy !req
166. He can be fixed, you can't.Copy !req
167. We don't mean to cause any problems.Copy !req
168. He's reaching, you know?Copy !req
169. Okay. No reaching.Copy !req
170. Mr. Nash...Copy !req
171. this is non-negotiable.Copy !req
172. Rex Crater is buying your club.Copy !req
173. I was wondering when you all
was going to get to me.Copy !req
174. $10 million.Copy !req
175. Tell Mr. Crater, thanks, but no, thanks.
I won't sell my club.Copy !req
176. If I have my way,
no one here will sell their place...Copy !req
177. because we like this town the way it is.
So, if you'd be so kind, get out.Copy !req
178. Rex Crater does not like to be disappointed.Copy !req
179. I'll just have to send Mr. Crater
a case of Scotch!Copy !req
180. - Great first night, Dina.
- Thanks.Copy !req
181. Do me a favor. Run this up to Pluto.
I need to lock up the back.Copy !req
182. Thank you very much.Copy !req
183. Miguel?Copy !req
184. This isn't some send-up-the-new-girl
kind of a thing, right?Copy !req
185. No. Relax. He wouldn't do that.
You're safe, go ahead.Copy !req
186. Come on in.Copy !req
187. Perfect timing.Copy !req
188. Miguel asked me to bring it up.Copy !req
189. Perfect.Copy !req
190. Should I make it for you?Copy !req
191. No, I mix my own martinis.
But thank you, anyway.Copy !req
192. I got it down to a pretty good science.Copy !req
193. Perfect.Copy !req
194. I wanted to thank you again for the job.Copy !req
195. - Don't even mention it.
- Well, I am mentioning it. Thank you.Copy !req
196. You're very welcome.Copy !req
197. Let me get this, okay?Copy !req
198. - Hello?
- Hello, Nash.Copy !req
199. Don't call me this time of night.
What's wrong with you?Copy !req
200. You know Tony Francis?Copy !req
201. I knew him back when he was Anthony
Frankowski. We were like brothers.Copy !req
202. We grew up together. Me and Anthony
Frankowski, who would later become—Copy !req
203. I'll tell you a real funny story in a second.Copy !req
204. Hello?Copy !req
205. Just wanted to give you one last chance
to change your mind.Copy !req
206. Look, no now and no tomorrow.
No means no. Leave me alone.Copy !req
207. Now, you look—Copy !req
208. Clown.Copy !req
209. Who was that?Copy !req
210. One of Rex Crater's boys,
trying to buy me out.Copy !req
211. Why is he so set on buying your club?Copy !req
212. Because they're about to approve gambling
in this town.Copy !req
213. If Crater gets his way,
they'll turn the Moon into a big casino.Copy !req
214. You can't sell your club till I make
enough money to get back home.Copy !req
215. I'll let him know the next time he calls
that you got to get your money first.Copy !req
216. - You all right? You okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
217. - What happened?
- I don't know!Copy !req
218. Come on.Copy !req
219. Bruno!Copy !req
220. Bomb detonated. Evacuate.Copy !req
221. Evacuate.Copy !req
222. Bomb detonated.Copy !req
223. Evacuate.Copy !req
224. Bruno, look what they did to my place!Copy !req
225. Pluto!Copy !req
226. Damn!Copy !req
227. Let's get them.Copy !req
228. No. Stay here with her!Copy !req
229. - Bruno, I think that's one of them.
- I'll intercept the call.Copy !req
230. "Nash is alive. He took off after Jimmy,
who's headed for the Vac.Copy !req
231. "Be ready for him."Copy !req
232. What's the Vac?Copy !req
233. The Perfect Vacuum, at the corner
of Glenn Avenue and Fifth. Why?Copy !req
234. Didn't you hear the phone call?Copy !req
235. I'm sorry, I cannot listen and hear
at the same time.Copy !req
236. You see, I'm a '63.
Only later models can do that!Copy !req
237. - Pluto's in trouble. Come on.
- Trouble?Copy !req
238. - is that as fast as you go?
- I'm a '63! I'm at top speed!Copy !req
239. Get out of the way!Copy !req
240. Reset. Reset. Reset.Copy !req
241. You try to shake me down,
then you blow up my club?Copy !req
242. You blew up my wood barstools!Copy !req
243. You know how hard it is
to get wood on the Moon?Copy !req
244. Shit!Copy !req
245. You want to play games?
You have to shoot around your boy!Copy !req
246. it's easier to shoot through him.Copy !req
247. Shit!Copy !req
248. - Pluto, it's a trap!
- Yeah, no kidding!Copy !req
249. Did you ever shoot a gun before?Copy !req
250. Time to go, Bruno!Copy !req
251. All clear, boss!Copy !req
252. Come on!Copy !req
253. Bruno, heel!Copy !req
254. - You are really something, you know that?
- Thank you.Copy !req
255. You walked right into a trap
any idiot could see from a mile away.Copy !req
256. I was walking right out
until you came along.Copy !req
257. - Really?
- Yes, really.Copy !req
258. You put your neck on the line,
I appreciate that.Copy !req
259. But in the future, not that there'll be
a future, if I need your help, I'll ask.Copy !req
260. Don't worry about it,
I'm getting out of here.Copy !req
261. I saved your life twice. Least you can do
is loan me enough money so I can go home.Copy !req
262. I would, but they'll be looking for you
at every bus station and shuttle launch.Copy !req
263. Me? They don't even know
what I look like.Copy !req
264. Every club in this city
has a biometric camera system.Copy !req
265. They took hundreds of pictures of you.
They know what you look like.Copy !req
266. Only way you're going home now
is in a box.Copy !req
267. That's just great. Now what?Copy !req
268. After you.Copy !req
269. Hey, Roy.Copy !req
270. Pluto! What are you doing here?Copy !req
271. My place is getting redecorated
and I need a place overnight.Copy !req
272. Sure! 3D. The code is 4-5-7.Copy !req
273. Thanks, Roy.Copy !req
274. So, this is the Garden of Paradise.Copy !req
275. My, my.Copy !req
276. if this is too glitzy for you...Copy !req
277. tomorrow we can get a room
at the Garden of Eden.Copy !req
278. They got a bathroom on every floor.Copy !req
279. I hate the Moon.Copy !req
280. Know why Mooners can't stand Earthlings?Copy !req
281. You think everything back Earth is better
and can't stop talking about it.Copy !req
282. I went back Earth once
and the air smelled funny.Copy !req
283. Sneezing all the time, rained every day,
bugs and shit everywhere.Copy !req
284. You know the only thing I liked about it?Copy !req
285. - You could see the Moon at night?
- Bingo.Copy !req
286. - is something wrong with your toaster?
- He's all right. He's just recharging.Copy !req
287. Can he hear us?Copy !req
288. Not while he's charging.Copy !req
289. Shouldn't your bodyguard be able to keep
up with you on the way to a gunfight?Copy !req
290. You might want to think
about trading him in.Copy !req
291. I can't trade in Bruno.
We got a history together.Copy !req
292. I got 20 years of rill-hopping experience
wired into him.Copy !req
293. - Rill-hopping?
- Well, that's a...Copy !req
294. Smuggling. That's what I went to jail for.Copy !req
295. He ain't the fastest thing in the world,
but he got me out of lots of tight squeezes.Copy !req
296. A little smokier than usual.Copy !req
297. - He's a fire hazard.
- He's all right.Copy !req
298. Where are you going?Copy !req
299. I got to go talk to an old friend,
see what I can find out.Copy !req
300. What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
301. Make sure
Bruno don't burn the place down.Copy !req
302. - You're leaving me alone with him?
- I left.Copy !req
303. Pluto!Copy !req
304. You're getting kind of old, Rowland.Copy !req
305. You should be so lucky. Every lowlife
in town is looking to whack you.Copy !req
306. I'm a popular guy. What can I say?Copy !req
307. You want to lose some money?Copy !req
308. No, but you'll lose money.
We'll play some eight ball, regular stakes.Copy !req
309. - I will kindly empty your wallet for you.
- You're on.Copy !req
310. How is your mother?Copy !req
311. Still breaking hearts.Copy !req
312. Pizza time.Copy !req
313. She should have married me.Copy !req
314. You should have went to the gym
and lost weight.Copy !req
315. I'd have lost the weight if she married me.
Otherwise, what's the point?Copy !req
316. I really need your help.
I got to get to Rex Crater.Copy !req
317. Forget it. Nobody gets to him.Copy !req
318. - Who the hell is this guy?
- A myth, an enigma.Copy !req
319. He lives in a penthouse
above the Lunar Grand Hotel.Copy !req
320. Never comes out.Copy !req
321. You was a cop for 20 years.Copy !req
322. You got to have some kind of idea
who he is.Copy !req
323. Some people think he's a clone.Copy !req
324. There was a clone doctor
named Runa Pedanken.Copy !req
325. Made a big name for herself creating
a basketball team from one old guy.Copy !req
326. The Air Jordans.Copy !req
327. Right after cloning was outlawed
back Earth, Pedanken came up here.Copy !req
328. She was the best in her field
until she got herself murdered.Copy !req
329. That was about eight years ago.Copy !req
330. I'm going to need to hack into police files.Copy !req
331. You mean, you need me
to hack into police files.Copy !req
332. I thought you'd never ask.Copy !req
333. Pedanken, Runa. Initiate global search.Copy !req
334. File deleted.Copy !req
335. Sorry, that's all there is.Copy !req
336. She wasn't doing this by herself.
Who worked with her?Copy !req
337. She had an assistant.Copy !req
338. We questioned her for days
about the murder. Got nothing.Copy !req
339. That's because you have no finesse.
Who is she and where do I find her?Copy !req
340. Mona Zimmer.Copy !req
341. Runs a body alteration shop
on Microsoft and Sixth.Copy !req
342. That's what I love about you.Copy !req
343. I ask you a simple question,
four hours later, I get a simple answer.Copy !req
344. Boss?Copy !req
345. Where did the boss go?Copy !req
346. I don't know. Out.
He said to wait for him here.Copy !req
347. Out?Copy !req
348. He never goes anywhere without me.Copy !req
349. And I heard that toaster crack.Copy !req
350. Bruno, give me that old badge you got.Copy !req
351. - Who are we going to arrest?
- I need your help.Copy !req
352. Sure.Copy !req
353. Where are we going?Copy !req
354. it's just got to be the two of us.
You go next time. Promise.Copy !req
355. That's gratitude for you.Copy !req
356. We were hoping that for our anniversary
we could get a brand-new us.Copy !req
357. How romantic.Copy !req
358. You're in luck!Copy !req
359. I just happen to have a cancellation.Copy !req
360. Fantastic!Copy !req
361. Are you all original
or have you been previously improved?Copy !req
362. All original.Copy !req
363. Really?Copy !req
364. Yes, from top to bottom.Copy !req
365. Okay, then.
Well, what exactly did you have in mind?Copy !req
366. We were thinking we could start
with some ass-resculpting for her...Copy !req
367. to get a little more bubblage—Copy !req
368. I happen to have a great ass!Copy !req
369. I'm not saying your ass isn't great.
We'd like something—Copy !req
370. Could you do something
about his big mouth?Copy !req
371. Do you have any catalogues?
Maybe we could get some ideas.Copy !req
372. Come this way,
I'll show you exactly what you want.Copy !req
373. Thank you.Copy !req
374. Come on, honey.
Look at the asses on the wall.Copy !req
375. Yeah. Don't push it.Copy !req
376. Let's start with some
of the basic body types.Copy !req
377. Here's one I think you'll really like.
The Amazon.Copy !req
378. I don't like that. That makes me
look like a big dufus, doesn't it?Copy !req
379. - Where would we buy clothes?
- I don't want to be the big dufus.Copy !req
380. Good point. Let me try again.Copy !req
381. This one I'm particularly proud of.Copy !req
382. The Venice Beach.Copy !req
383. Wait a minute.
I think you done found something there.Copy !req
384. Look at that, honey.Copy !req
385. Yeah, look at that. Look at me!Copy !req
386. This is me?Copy !req
387. it could be.Copy !req
388. Honey, I'm looking and I'm thinking...Copy !req
389. that you need to rethink the ass
enhancement. It will work, it will help out.Copy !req
390. What you want is to have a... You know?Copy !req
391. She also needs a little more of this, too,
up top. Can you fix this?Copy !req
392. if you could spruce these up a little.
Just a little sprucier.Copy !req
393. I know that she has ample now.Copy !req
394. But I'm talking titties galore.
Let's have the titties really flowing.Copy !req
395. Yeah, like that.Copy !req
396. Look at that.Copy !req
397. Why don't we step into my office
and discuss the terms?Copy !req
398. Yes, let's go in and sign up! Look at that!Copy !req
399. Before we get started, there's a few things
I'd like to talk over with you.Copy !req
400. First of all, will you be paying in cash...Copy !req
401. or would you like to take advantage
of our flexible financing plan?Copy !req
402. All in cash, all at once.Copy !req
403. - Excellent! Medical records?
- Right here.Copy !req
404. And police permit?Copy !req
405. Our police permits?Copy !req
406. I think you'll find
that our police permits are in order.Copy !req
407. Police permits.Copy !req
408. Sorry, no can do. Not without
a police permit. It's Body Alteration 101.Copy !req
409. You could be fugitives, killers, anybody.Copy !req
410. No, we're just a couple trying
to put the spark back in our relationship.Copy !req
411. The idea of revealing such personal details
to the police.Copy !req
412. Please, Dr. Zimmer?Copy !req
413. All right. Come back tonight, 8:00 sharp.Copy !req
414. But it's another $10,000 upon completion.Copy !req
415. All right. Then, doctor, you are busted.Copy !req
416. Give me a break.
What are you guys, the Health Department?Copy !req
417. You wish we were.
Listen, you got one chance.Copy !req
418. You answer some questions for me.
And I want the truth.Copy !req
419. Okay, what do you want to know?Copy !req
420. - When you worked for Runa Pedanken—
- I never heard of her.Copy !req
421. You want to play games?
Put the cuffs on her.Copy !req
422. Come on, cuff her.Copy !req
423. No! Just hold on!Copy !req
424. Hold the cuffs.Copy !req
425. Tell me everything you know
and don't play games with me, Mona.Copy !req
426. Talk to me. What do you know?
Right now.Copy !req
427. All right, all right.Copy !req
428. Towards the end, Runa was dealing
with some pretty heavy characters...Copy !req
429. but she didn't tell me who.
And she didn't keep any records.Copy !req
430. But one day I walked into her office
as she was showing one of the guys out...Copy !req
431. and he left his briefcase behind.Copy !req
432. The initials WZW were embossed on it...Copy !req
433. in gold.Copy !req
434. And it was made out
of genuine alligator skin. Are you with me?Copy !req
435. Earth goods.Copy !req
436. That's all I know. I swear it.Copy !req
437. Just for the record, I have never had
one complaint about my ass.Copy !req
438. I was just playing. I said that for the lady.
it was part of the scam.Copy !req
439. Ma, what are you doing here?Copy !req
440. Seeing that you're all right.Copy !req
441. Ma, this is Dina. Dina, my mother.Copy !req
442. You're his mother?Copy !req
443. Why, you got a problem with that?Copy !req
444. I'm surprised.
You could easily pass for his sister.Copy !req
445. Thank you.Copy !req
446. Why are you gallivanting around?
You'll wind up dead.Copy !req
447. I got to take care of those guys
that blew up my club.Copy !req
448. - You got to get your ass off the Moon!
- I don't think so.Copy !req
449. You think you're a hot-shit, ex-rill-hopping,
burned-down-club-owning guy...Copy !req
450. but once in a while, listen to your mother.Copy !req
451. All right, I'll get off the Moon!
But can I get something to eat first?Copy !req
452. God!Copy !req
453. Bruno, get some beer and sandwiches.Copy !req
454. And you ought to be a little nicer
to your robot.Copy !req
455. Be nicer to my robot?Copy !req
456. You been in here bitching to my moms?Copy !req
457. Gentlemen.Copy !req
458. Suite with a hot tub?Copy !req
459. Which room is Nash in?
Lie to me and I will blow your head off.Copy !req
460. 3D.Copy !req
461. You take the stairs.
You two, take the elevator.Copy !req
462. Let the robots take the stairs.Copy !req
463. You stay here.Copy !req
464. Pluto, this is Roy. You got company.Copy !req
465. We got to move out of here.Copy !req
466. Come on, this way!Copy !req
467. Bruno, check and see
if we can get out the window!Copy !req
468. Model DRI '84.Copy !req
469. Very nice.Copy !req
470. Bruno!Copy !req
471. Excuse me.Copy !req
472. Too high to jump!Copy !req
473. Bruno, see what you can do
with these bolts.Copy !req
474. Okay. Ready?Copy !req
475. Go!Copy !req
476. Freeze!Copy !req
477. Raise your hands!Copy !req
478. Excuse me. Can I get through here?Copy !req
479. Go back to your room, lady.Copy !req
480. - Nice shooting, Ma!
- Thanks, baby.Copy !req
481. I'll call you back.Copy !req
482. Stay here!Copy !req
483. Bruno, enough!Copy !req
484. Rowland, it's Pluto.Copy !req
485. I got to get to the Far Side.Copy !req
486. I need you to get me a spacesuit.Copy !req
487. Make that two spacesuits.
One for a female about 5'7".Copy !req
488. I'll tell you when I get there.Copy !req
489. - This is Dina.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
490. Hi. Thanks.Copy !req
491. I'm getting ready to leave town.Copy !req
492. How will you get to the Far Side?
Walk there?Copy !req
493. I got that covered.
I'm arranging for some transportation.Copy !req
494. That's it.Copy !req
495. - Code generator serial number?
- 8-7-4-3-5-0-8.Copy !req
496. Check.Copy !req
497. it's not my business, but why don't we
just rent a car instead of stealing one?Copy !req
498. Because you can't rent these.Copy !req
499. - What's so special about it?
- It's a Chrysler DeSoto S-5000.Copy !req
500. It cruises on a 14-inch cushion of air,
hikes up to 64 inches in rough terrain.Copy !req
501. It's heat and meteor resistant,
with a torque compressor power thrust...Copy !req
502. and a kick-ass sound system.Copy !req
503. Trust me on this one.
Bruno, I need an ignition chip.Copy !req
504. This might do the trick.Copy !req
505. it will work perfect.Copy !req
506. Got to love a place where your bodyguard
and car have interchangeable parts.Copy !req
507. Smart-ass. After you.Copy !req
508. Good evening, Mr. Vandervoort.
James here. Aren't you early, sir?Copy !req
509. We're surprising Mrs. Vandervoort
with some jam and scones...Copy !req
510. and picking her up
at a spa on the Far Side.Copy !req
511. You're not Mr. Vandervoort at all.Copy !req
512. You're some hooligan
trying to steal his motorcar.Copy !req
513. I won't have it!Copy !req
514. Shut up and drive. Head for the Far Side.Copy !req
515. I'll give you to the count of three
before I alert the authorities. One.Copy !req
516. Sorry, James. You're too late.
I have disconnected your alarm relay.Copy !req
517. So get moving, Jimmy boy,
or you'll have a speech impediment.Copy !req
518. Good God, I'm being stolen!Copy !req
519. Take over for a while, James.Copy !req
520. I will not be an accomplice in this.Copy !req
521. You're not an accomplice,
you're a hostage. Do it.Copy !req
522. - I won't be intimidated.
- Do it!Copy !req
523. All right.Copy !req
524. Thank you.Copy !req
525. Nice work, James.Copy !req
526. Yeah, James. You little asshole.Copy !req
527. I heard that.Copy !req
528. - How are you holding up?
- Fine.Copy !req
529. Hey, listen,
I won't let anything happen to you.Copy !req
530. I promise.Copy !req
531. All right.Copy !req
532. How long does the night last up here?Copy !req
533. Two weeks.Copy !req
534. - That's so depressing.
- No, it's not. It's nice. Look at this.Copy !req
535. When I was a little boy,
I used to come out here with Rowland...Copy !req
536. look up and count the stars,
and dream about what was out there.Copy !req
537. I never heard such drivel in my life!Copy !req
538. What kind of refreshments
you got back here?Copy !req
539. Dreadfully sorry, sir.
We weren't expecting anyone.Copy !req
540. I know you got something.
You going to make me house it?Copy !req
541. Champagne and caviar!Copy !req
542. Don't touch those, they're for guests!Copy !req
543. James, we are guests.Copy !req
544. He'll get her drunk
and have his way with her.Copy !req
545. You know something?Copy !req
546. Bad luck, old boy!Copy !req
547. We were ambushed?Copy !req
548. - Ambushed?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
549. Really? Well, they're just not playing fair.Copy !req
550. Any other excuses? Problems at home,
cold coming on, work too stressful? What?Copy !req
551. - Nothing, sir.
- Good.Copy !req
552. Because the next time I talk to Rex Crater,
I need to say Nash is dead.Copy !req
553. - That's all he wants to hear.
- it's as good as done.Copy !req
554. Or else you are.Copy !req
555. Get out of here.Copy !req
556. We'll get right on it, sir.Copy !req
557. Where are we?Copy !req
558. Safe. It's an old prospecting dome.Copy !req
559. We found it years back.
Nobody knows about it but me and Bruno.Copy !req
560. What's the temperature out here?Copy !req
561. It's about 200 below.Copy !req
562. Balmy.Copy !req
563. Play's over. Get down here.Copy !req
564. Okay.Copy !req
565. That was fun.Copy !req
566. Memories.
Had a lot of memories in here, Bruno.Copy !req
567. Look at all this junk.Copy !req
568. What do you mean "junk"?
This is called inventory.Copy !req
569. Show a little respect.
This is what's left of my life's work.Copy !req
570. Very interesting help you have around here.Copy !req
571. That's an old program I forgot to delete.Copy !req
572. Left it on "Oops! "
I forgot that was in there.Copy !req
573. Miss me?Copy !req
574. Guess not.Copy !req
575. She's an excellent piece
of multi-functional software.Copy !req
576. Initiate search.Copy !req
577. Convicted organized crime,
Earthling, initials WZW.Copy !req
578. WZW.Copy !req
579. No WZW.Copy !req
580. Nothing. Thank you.
Thanks for nothing. Worthless computer.Copy !req
581. How's it going?Copy !req
582. It's not going at all.Copy !req
583. Babette made lunch.Copy !req
584. Thank you. Thank you so much.Copy !req
585. Can I help?Copy !req
586. Computer's got no information
on our mystery man.Copy !req
587. I'm starting to think
that that Zimmer conned us.Copy !req
588. Here's your problem.
Zimmer said WZW, not MZM.Copy !req
589. You're just looking at it upside—Copy !req
590. Wait a minute.Copy !req
591. You did it! Look at you! You're a genius!Copy !req
592. Look what you did.
She saw it upside down.Copy !req
593. Watch this.Copy !req
594. Initiate search. Convicted organized crime,
Earthling, initials MZM.Copy !req
595. Okay. You see? Now we have something.Copy !req
596. Open file 10-17 MM.Copy !req
597. How do you feel about your acquittal,
Mr. Marucci?Copy !req
598. Makes me proud to live in this great
country where justice is still served.Copy !req
599. With gambling to be outlawed on Earth,
will the Giovanetto syndicate...Copy !req
600. engender a consortium to perpetuate
a new gambling coalition on the Moon?Copy !req
601. Will the what do what to the what?
Speak English, sweetheart.Copy !req
602. Will you and the other major
organized crime figures on Earth—Copy !req
603. Organized crime?
I don't know nobody in organized crime.Copy !req
604. Listen, darling...Copy !req
605. you want to ask me a question,
let's sit down somewhere.Copy !req
606. We'll open a bottle of wine,
get to know each other better.Copy !req
607. Get a new dress, a nice pair of shoes.Copy !req
608. Be at my hotel around 7:00.Copy !req
609. What are you waiting for, a dance?Copy !req
610. I forgot the stairs were there.Copy !req
611. Back it up.Copy !req
612. Let me take it in a little closer here.Copy !req
613. And closer still.Copy !req
614. What do you see?Copy !req
615. So Mike Marucci is Rex Crater?Copy !req
616. One way to find out.Copy !req
617. That's pretty far-fetched, Pluto.Copy !req
618. But I buy it.Copy !req
619. Marucci had the bucks, he had the balls.Copy !req
620. He had the background
to build Moon Beach.Copy !req
621. Not to mention he wouldn't mind
whacking anybody who got in his way.Copy !req
622. So I noticed.Copy !req
623. Pluto, when you make an enemy,
you don't mess around.Copy !req
624. Yeah, you know me.Copy !req
625. I'm gonna see an old buddy at the FBI,
I'll get back to you.Copy !req
626. Right.Copy !req
627. Listen to that! That's Connecticut.
Listen how clear.Copy !req
628. What's this?Copy !req
629. No, don't do that! Stop!
That's a cryogenic Chihuahua!Copy !req
630. It's a real dog?Copy !req
631. Yeah, it's very delicate.
You know it's illegal to bring pets here.Copy !req
632. But I got a friend back in Juárez
who knows how to freeze-dry these things.Copy !req
633. Look at that. It's a girl.Copy !req
634. Pop that little bitch in the particle wave
for two minutes on defrost...Copy !req
635. she'll be running around the room.Copy !req
636. I used to get $5,000 a pop for these things.Copy !req
637. Where'd you do your singing back Earth?Copy !req
638. Weddings, bar mitzvahs,
reincarnation rituals.Copy !req
639. The usual gigs. I hit a rut...Copy !req
640. so I sent my tape to a club I heard about
up here. Figured, what the hell?Copy !req
641. They sent me a one-way ticket.Copy !req
642. But when I got here,
the place had been sold.Copy !req
643. I checked the water tanks.
We have enough to stay here for months.Copy !req
644. What about food?Copy !req
645. Plenty.Copy !req
646. Let's have a dinner party.
Let's change the mood in this place.Copy !req
647. All right.Copy !req
648. He seems a little... Does he get angry?Copy !req
649. No. He has a happiness chip
I had installed. That's why he's always...Copy !req
650. - Does he mind when you make fun of him?
- No, the happiness chip.Copy !req
651. I wish I had a happiness chip
in my ass so I'd always be happy.Copy !req
652. Has one-sixth gravity been giving you
chronic back pain?Copy !req
653. We at the Lunar Lumbar Clinic specialize
in replacing the lumbar vertebrae...Copy !req
654. with our patented
epoxy spinal substitute.Copy !req
655. You see,
once Dr. Pedanken was murdered...Copy !req
656. there's no link
to prove a Marucci clone ever existed!Copy !req
657. - Please, after we eat, okay?
- Now I got to buy you dinner, too?Copy !req
658. I'll tell you, Jack...Copy !req
659. detective work was a lot easier
before they invented cloning.Copy !req
660. At least you knew who your friends were.Copy !req
661. Who is that?
Nobody even has this number.Copy !req
662. - Ma!
- Pluto!Copy !req
663. Get off this line.
What if somebody is tracing this call?Copy !req
664. Pluto, Rowland is dead!
They found him murdered.Copy !req
665. How could they do this?
I can't believe this.Copy !req
666. Pluto, please get off the Moon!
They're going to kill you, too.Copy !req
667. Did you hear me?Copy !req
668. I got some business
to take care of. I'll be back in touch.Copy !req
669. Pluto.Copy !req
670. Bruno!Copy !req
671. - Come on!
- Yes, boss!Copy !req
672. They killed Rowland!Copy !req
673. You know why? We came too close
to the truth. It's time to confront Marucci!Copy !req
674. - We better wear protection.
- You'll be safe here.Copy !req
675. You're leaving me behind?Copy !req
676. - What is that?
- Recreational vehicle approaching.Copy !req
677. Let's get it right this time, okay?Copy !req
678. Registered to Lunar Grand Hotel.Copy !req
679. - What the hell is that?
- I'd put on my spacesuit if I were you.Copy !req
680. I count five of them.Copy !req
681. Four with 43-K Magnums
and one Scorpion rocket launcher.Copy !req
682. - initiate countermeasures!
- There are no countermeasures.Copy !req
683. - Break out all the assault weapons!
- We sold them, remember?Copy !req
684. Where's that big-ass street sweeper
with the supercharger?Copy !req
685. it's at your mom's.Copy !req
686. Great! What are we going to do?Copy !req
687. Bathroom!Copy !req
688. - Bathroom?
- Yeah, come on!Copy !req
689. Babette, secure yourself!Copy !req
690. Bruno, hold us down!Copy !req
691. Johnson, stay with me.Copy !req
692. You three, go in and make sure we got him.Copy !req
693. Where are you going?Copy !req
694. Get back!Copy !req
695. Come here!Copy !req
696. - What are you doing?
- Saving your ass!Copy !req
697. Shit!Copy !req
698. Johnson, behind you!Copy !req
699. Goddamn it!Copy !req
700. Stay with me!Copy !req
701. James, open up!Copy !req
702. Bruno!Copy !req
703. Bruno!Copy !req
704. Let's go!Copy !req
705. - How did they find us?
- Obviously you did something stupid.Copy !req
706. That's good.Copy !req
707. Hold it.Copy !req
708. Engage power thrust, now!Copy !req
709. Why don't you just give yourself up?Copy !req
710. - Engage the power thrust right now!
- Power thrust engaged.Copy !req
711. We lost them. We're good to go now.Copy !req
712. Who's going to pay for the damage
to the vehicle...Copy !req
713. not to mention the caviar
and champagne?Copy !req
714. I'll send you a check.Copy !req
715. Shit!Copy !req
716. - Ram them.
- What?Copy !req
717. Ram them!Copy !req
718. Stay on them.Copy !req
719. Okay!Copy !req
720. Go, go, go!Copy !req
721. Die, die, Pluto Nash.Copy !req
722. - I'm hit!
- Quiet!Copy !req
723. I'm hit!Copy !req
724. Bruno, you see that rill right there?Copy !req
725. No rills, please!Copy !req
726. It's a clear approach and a perfect lip!Copy !req
727. - What's a rill?
- That's a rill!Copy !req
728. Pluto.Copy !req
729. - Are you crazy?
- Hold on!Copy !req
730. Say when, Bruno!Copy !req
731. Three, two, one...Copy !req
732. go!Copy !req
733. Stop, stop!Copy !req
734. That's why they call us rill-hoppers.Copy !req
735. I think I'm going to be sick.Copy !req
736. Evacuate! Evacuate!Copy !req
737. Put your helmet on!Copy !req
738. - Why?
- Hurry, get it on!Copy !req
739. Where are you going?Copy !req
740. - Overboard, brother.
- It's been real, James.Copy !req
741. Great, so I'll just sit here
and blow up, shall l?Copy !req
742. - Can we go home now?
- No!Copy !req
743. Get us to the other side.Copy !req
744. All right.Copy !req
745. Even if they bailed out before the explosion,
they still couldn't survive out here, right?Copy !req
746. Let's go.Copy !req
747. Excuse me, could you give me a lift?Copy !req
748. I have some information
about the people that you're looking for.Copy !req
749. Come back here!
I can help you find them, you bastards!Copy !req
750. What do we do now?Copy !req
751. We start walking.Copy !req
752. We don't have any food or water.Copy !req
753. We'll run out of air long before
we need food and water. Trust me.Copy !req
754. - I can't breathe.
- Come on, Dina, hang in there.Copy !req
755. Hang in there.Copy !req
756. Dina.Copy !req
757. Dina.Copy !req
758. Boss.Copy !req
759. Boss...Copy !req
760. battery...Copy !req
761. low.Copy !req
762. Shit!Copy !req
763. - Stay down or you'll pass out again.
- Okay.Copy !req
764. You on a nature walk or something?Copy !req
765. No, the thrusters on my vehicle blew out.Copy !req
766. What's going on? Where are we?Copy !req
767. It's okay. I just rescued you.
My name is Felix Laranga.Copy !req
768. Felix, I'm Pluto and that's Dina.Copy !req
769. Pluto?Copy !req
770. - Pluto Nash?
- Yeah.Copy !req
771. The Pluto Nash?Copy !req
772. Yeah.Copy !req
773. Get out of here, I'm your number one fan!Copy !req
774. You're the reason
I got into the smuggling business.Copy !req
775. Honey, let me tell you something.
This man is the Tito Puente of rill-hopping.Copy !req
776. Right here, this is the guy.Copy !req
777. Could you bring my robot inside?
He needs to be recharged.Copy !req
778. Well, look, I had
a really bad robot experience once.Copy !req
779. I had this fine robot mamita
and I rented her out...Copy !req
780. took her back to my place,
we started getting busy.Copy !req
781. All of a sudden, there's a malfunction,
and bam! She does a Terminator on me.Copy !req
782. Busted a couple of my ribs,
dislocated my shoulder.Copy !req
783. I'm lucky I'm still alive.Copy !req
784. Don't worry about Bruno,
he's not going to hurt you.Copy !req
785. As long as you don't try
to get busy with him.Copy !req
786. Ordinarily, I'd say no.
But for Pluto Nash, I'll do anything.Copy !req
787. I appreciate it.Copy !req
788. You think you might be able
to give us a ride to Moon Beach?Copy !req
789. Bro, I'll take you to Miami Beach
if that's where you got to go.Copy !req
790. I'll be right back.Copy !req
791. Check it out.Copy !req
792. Lunar Grand Casino dice,
loaded and 100% undetectable.Copy !req
793. You want a set, as a personal gift from me?Copy !req
794. Thanks, but I'm not really a big gambler.Copy !req
795. With those dice, you ain't gambling.Copy !req
796. We're not going to gamble.
Thanks, but no, thanks.Copy !req
797. if you're not a gambler,
why are you going to Moon Beach?Copy !req
798. - I'm going to see an old friend of mine.
- Who's that?Copy !req
799. Rex Crater.Copy !req
800. Rex Crater is a friend of yours?Copy !req
801. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
802. Can you comp me a suite
with a sunken living room bathtub...Copy !req
803. and a waterbed
with a mirror on the ceiling?Copy !req
804. Yeah, probably.Copy !req
805. Damn!Copy !req
806. Pluto Nash is down with Rex Crater.Copy !req
807. You know what, Felix?Copy !req
808. Take these Hillarys.
We appreciate your helping us out.Copy !req
809. No, you my man. You don't got to do that.Copy !req
810. Take this, you helped us out.
I appreciate it.Copy !req
811. I'm all right. I'll tell you what.Copy !req
812. - Would you sign my helmet for me?
- Get out of here.Copy !req
813. - Come on, give me an autograph.
- Are you serious?Copy !req
814. it's not every day I get to hang out
with Pluto Nash.Copy !req
815. - Please.
- Okay, I'll sign it.Copy !req
816. This is my first autograph.Copy !req
817. What do you want me to sign?Copy !req
818. "To Felix...Copy !req
819. my buddy, who stuck with me through
thick and thin, who I'll never forget."Copy !req
820. Bro, I just saved your life.Copy !req
821. "My buddy, who stuck with me
through thick and thin, and saved my ass.Copy !req
822. Peace and love, Pluto Nash."Copy !req
823. What's all that stuff you got
on the rack back there?Copy !req
824. That's a new shipment of stuff
I just smuggled in from Puerto Rico.Copy !req
825. is that right?Copy !req
826. Top of the line, designer labels.
Why, you need something?Copy !req
827. Yeah, we could use some clothes.Copy !req
828. Welcome to Moon Beach
and the Lunar Grand Hotel...Copy !req
829. where luck is always on your side.Copy !req
830. Welcome to Moon Beach
and the Lunar Grand Hotel...Copy !req
831. where luck is always on your side.Copy !req
832. Bruno, lay low for a minute.
Go get a magazine or something.Copy !req
833. Meet us over by the elevators.Copy !req
834. Hey, good-looking, how about slipping up
to your room and playing with me awhile?Copy !req
835. Don't you want to do something
exciting tonight?Copy !req
836. No!Copy !req
837. Afraid you might get lucky?Copy !req
838. Hello.Copy !req
839. Good evening. Checking in?Copy !req
840. Actually, we're here to see Tony Francis.Copy !req
841. The early show or the late show?Copy !req
842. We're old friends. We come to see him
in person. Where's his dressing room?Copy !req
843. I can't tell you that, sir.Copy !req
844. Really?Copy !req
845. Tell you what, just give us a room
and two tickets to the early show.Copy !req
846. All set. Just give me a thumb print
for the charges.Copy !req
847. I'll pay in cash.Copy !req
848. Cash is always easier.Copy !req
849. Mr. Francis' show is black tie.Copy !req
850. We have rentals available
from the concierge.Copy !req
851. All prettied up for Tony? Absolutely.Copy !req
852. Peekaboo, I found you. Come on, big boy...Copy !req
853. right here in the lobby! Oh, baby!Copy !req
854. You sick bastard!Copy !req
855. Security!Copy !req
856. All set.Copy !req
857. Enjoy your stay.Copy !req
858. Crazy-ass Tony!Copy !req
859. All right. So far, so good.Copy !req
860. Come with us.Copy !req
861. - What's the problem?
- is he with you?Copy !req
862. Yes, he's my old friend from West Virginia.
What's going on?Copy !req
863. Nice try.Copy !req
864. After you've paid for the damages
to this slot machine, we'll give Earl back.Copy !req
865. - Wait a second—
- Here's your claim check.Copy !req
866. Pick your robot up when you leave.Copy !req
867. Let's go.Copy !req
868. Sorry, boss.Copy !req
869. You're not a robot, you're an animal!Copy !req
870. Line it up!Copy !req
871. Yo, baby, you love me?
'Cause I love me, too!Copy !req
872. Come here, baby!Copy !req
873. I want bottles of champagne
for those people over there...Copy !req
874. You ready? Blow!Copy !req
875. Yo, Pluto! My man, Pluto Nash!Copy !req
876. Pluto Nash, come on!Copy !req
877. Come here, Pluto.
I want to show you how to win big time!Copy !req
878. Pluto, where are you going? Come on!
They're giving away $1,000 chips!Copy !req
879. Come here!Copy !req
880. Mr. Belcher, Nash just walked in the lobby.Copy !req
881. Nash is alive.Copy !req
882. You idiots!Copy !req
883. All day, all day!Copy !req
884. Watch this, honey!Copy !req
885. Want a sip of champagne?Copy !req
886. Let's go.Copy !req
887. Give me those back.
Get your hands off me or I'll have you fired.Copy !req
888. You know who I am? Felix Laranga!Copy !req
889. Who?Copy !req
890. You never heard of me
'cause you're stupid.Copy !req
891. Ladies and gentlemen,
the undisputed master of the universe...Copy !req
892. Mr. Tony Francis!Copy !req
893. What an amazing act.
He's so different, so original.Copy !req
894. Yeah.Copy !req
895. What makes you so sure he'll help us out?Copy !req
896. He'll help us.
He couldn't sing a note if it weren't for me.Copy !req
897. You taught Tony Francis how to sing?Copy !req
898. No, I convinced a bookie
not to pour some acid down his throat.Copy !req
899. Pack your bags,
I'm taking you home with me!Copy !req
900. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
901. Please welcome the master
of musical disaster...Copy !req
902. Ted Jefferies
and the Ted Jefferies Orchestra.Copy !req
903. Hit it, maestro!Copy !req
904. There's a guy over there checking faces.Copy !req
905. Turn towards me.Copy !req
906. Okay, I think that worked.Copy !req
907. it worked for me.Copy !req
908. You were so wonderful, Tony.
What a great show!Copy !req
909. it was a magnificent evening, wasn't it?Copy !req
910. is this the refund window?Copy !req
911. Pluto Nash! My goodness, it's marvelous
to see you! How have you been?Copy !req
912. I'll tell you about it. This is Dina.Copy !req
913. - I loved your show.
- Tony loves you for loving his show.Copy !req
914. I want you to meet my wives,
Gina and Filomena.Copy !req
915. A pleasure to meet you, Pluto and Dina.Copy !req
916. My man, Anthony Frankowski!Copy !req
917. - it's Francis, not Frankowski.
- Your wives don't know you're Polish?Copy !req
918. - Nobody knows. You'll blow my cover.
- All right, it's our little secret.Copy !req
919. You want to stay for dinner?Copy !req
920. We made osso buco and pork and gnocchi,
all Tony's mother's recipes.Copy !req
921. No, thanks, we ate already.Copy !req
922. - You're a freak.
- You have no idea.Copy !req
923. Can I talk to you in private?Copy !req
924. Absolutely.
Would you excuse us for a minute?Copy !req
925. Sure!Copy !req
926. You married twins?Copy !req
927. They're not twins. I met the perfect woman
and I had her cloned.Copy !req
928. - Which one is which?
- Who cares?Copy !req
929. Me and your boss, Rex Crater,
we had a little misunderstanding.Copy !req
930. What kind of misunderstanding?Copy !req
931. He tried to have me killed
and he blew up my club.Copy !req
932. - How do you know it was Crater?
- I know it.Copy !req
933. He offered to buy my club
and I wouldn't sell it, so they blew it up.Copy !req
934. Shit.Copy !req
935. You got to help me get to Crater.Copy !req
936. - Babe, I'm fond of breathing, you dig?
- Just tell me how to get to him.Copy !req
937. I never even met him! He watches
my show from up in his penthouse.Copy !req
938. He sends down these messages:
"Your jokes suck. You walk like a peacock."Copy !req
939. You wouldn't be singing
if it wasn't for me, right?Copy !req
940. Come on, man.Copy !req
941. I might know a way for you
to get up into his penthouse.Copy !req
942. - After that you're on your own, Pluto.
- Thanks.Copy !req
943. Pick up Bruno and pay the damages
on that slot machine.Copy !req
944. Rent a car and wait outside
the front entrance of the hotel.Copy !req
945. I might have to make a fast getaway.Copy !req
946. - But what if you don't get away?
- I always get away.Copy !req
947. Come on, we'll go this way.Copy !req
948. Rex Crater's private penthouse elevator
is right next to mine.Copy !req
949. There's a way for you
to get from my elevator into his.Copy !req
950. How you doing?Copy !req
951. Trust me, you'll love this.Copy !req
952. All right, here we go.
I'll stop this so nobody bothers us.Copy !req
953. - I gotta get that later.
- Shit!Copy !req
954. That's Rex's elevator down there. See?Copy !req
955. it only stops at the subbasement
and his penthouse.Copy !req
956. My elevator only goes as low as this floor.Copy !req
957. How do I get from one elevator
to the other one?Copy !req
958. That's what Tony is here to help you with.
I'll tell you the whole thing.Copy !req
959. Back up as far as you can go,
get a good running start, jump out across.Copy !req
960. - Jump across to what?
- The ledge! See that ledge down there?Copy !req
961. Grab onto these wires
and swing down onto the ledge.Copy !req
962. - You want me to grab hot wires?
- How do you know they're hot?Copy !req
963. Look, the shit is hot!Copy !req
964. Grab the ones that aren't hot.
Swing down, get down to the ledge.Copy !req
965. Then you wait an hour and a half
till they bring Rex's late supper up to him.Copy !req
966. When the elevator goes by,
before it passes you, you jump on top.Copy !req
967. Use this casino chip to unscrew
the trapdoor on top of the elevator.Copy !req
968. Jump down inside and take out
the two robot guards, pop-pop!Copy !req
969. Boom! You're alone in the elevator,
you got a meeting with Rex.Copy !req
970. What's plan B?Copy !req
971. This is Plan B.Copy !req
972. I'm here to accept Mr. Crater's offer.Copy !req
973. - is that right?
- it's all settled. $10 million.Copy !req
974. - We'll have to get back to you on that.
- I got to get ready for my next show.Copy !req
975. Get them out of here.Copy !req
976. Sorry, your robot remains property
of this casino...Copy !req
977. until the damages
to our slot machines are taken care of.Copy !req
978. I'm here to pay you.Copy !req
979. Repairs hasn't sent down a bill yet.Copy !req
980. You would be a real peach
if you could get me that bill.Copy !req
981. Harry, I got a Bruno '63 Deluxe.Copy !req
982. Wrecked a slot machine.
Owner wants to pick him up.Copy !req
983. How much they owe?Copy !req
984. I haven't even looked
at the damn thing yet.Copy !req
985. Have him check with us tomorrow morning.Copy !req
986. What are they saying?Copy !req
987. You'll be spending the night.Copy !req
988. it's been fun.Copy !req
989. Excuse me.Copy !req
990. - I got to take a leak.
- Robots don't take leaks.Copy !req
991. You're absolutely right.Copy !req
992. Come on.Copy !req
993. We need to get a car.Copy !req
994. What are you in such a hurry for?Copy !req
995. You wanted to talk to Mr. Crater?Copy !req
996. Here you are.Copy !req
997. I finally get to meet the great Rex Crater?Copy !req
998. Or is it Mike Marucci?Copy !req
999. Yeah, Mike Marucci.Copy !req
1000. Thought you were so damn smart,
I figured you out.Copy !req
1001. I should come over there
and put my foot in your fat grease-ball ass.Copy !req
1002. So you got it all figured out, huh?Copy !req
1003. it is a pleasure to meet me.Copy !req
1004. I'm pretty feisty, huh?Copy !req
1005. What's this, a rented tuxedo?Copy !req
1006. You know, you're old enough
to own your own tuxedo.Copy !req
1007. Sit down! You know,
you should be honored.Copy !req
1008. Only person besides yourself
to ever come up here is Belcher over there.Copy !req
1009. What's going on here?Copy !req
1010. Remember when they cut your appendix
out eight years ago in prison?Copy !req
1011. Gambling had just been outlawed on Earth,
so my old boss...Copy !req
1012. Mike Marucci, commissioned
Dr. Runa Pedanken to create a clone...Copy !req
1013. of someone
who knew their way around the Moon.Copy !req
1014. For what?Copy !req
1015. He was starting a gambling operation
and needed someone to front for him.Copy !req
1016. Someone intelligent, that he could control.Copy !req
1017. A puppet.Copy !req
1018. That didn't jive with my career plan
so I sent Marucci and Pedanken into orbit.Copy !req
1019. Then, for sentimental reasons,
or because I'm a nice guy, I let you live.Copy !req
1020. Until you got in my way.Copy !req
1021. Let's face it, why should I keep you around?Copy !req
1022. For what? I got your good looks,
your charm and your wit.Copy !req
1023. I even got your memories.Copy !req
1024. - You got my memories?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1025. Never wondered how my people knew
to look for you in your hideout?Copy !req
1026. Or the Paradise Motel, which,
by the way, is a disgusting establishment.Copy !req
1027. I'm surprised you didn't break
into a rash after staying there.Copy !req
1028. Next time I'll remember
to find better accommodations.Copy !req
1029. Mr. Mogan and Mr. Kelp have arrived, sir.Copy !req
1030. Yes. By all means, send them in.Copy !req
1031. Mr. Mogan and Mr. Kelp.Copy !req
1032. I've been waiting for those two gentlemen.Copy !req
1033. - Boss?
- Quiet.Copy !req
1034. Hey, everybody!Copy !req
1035. Nash.Copy !req
1036. - What's Nash doing here?
- No, I'm Rex Crater.Copy !req
1037. No, you're Pluto Nash.Copy !req
1038. No, I beg to differ. I'm Rex Crater.Copy !req
1039. This is Pluto Nash.Copy !req
1040. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1041. Isn't it something? But enough about him.Copy !req
1042. Mr. Mogan, I want to personally thank you
for the outstanding job you've done.Copy !req
1043. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
1044. It was a pleasure and an honor.Copy !req
1045. You see, when you have the experience
me and my men have, it's quite easy—Copy !req
1046. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1047. Incompetent jackasses.Copy !req
1048. Get them out of here.Copy !req
1049. I'd love to let you hang around
so you can entertain me...Copy !req
1050. but we might have a conflict of interest.Copy !req
1051. But there's something I want you to see
before I say bye-bye to you.Copy !req
1052. Look at that.Copy !req
1053. An excellent piece of real estate, but
you never took advantage of its potential.Copy !req
1054. This—Copy !req
1055. This is wrong.Copy !req
1056. That should say Rex's,
because this is Rex's.Copy !req
1057. Little America's most exclusive new casino!Copy !req
1058. Tell me, what do you think?Copy !req
1059. Little America is not a gambling town
and Pluto's isn't a casino.Copy !req
1060. I think you're a clown and you should
take all this stupid casino shit out.Copy !req
1061. if you get your dumb-ass name
off the front...Copy !req
1062. maybe you'll be in business
for more than a week.Copy !req
1063. - Sorry, it's not wood, is it?
- Yes, and it's hand-carved!Copy !req
1064. Sorry! I'm sorry!Copy !req
1065. Pick that shit up!Copy !req
1066. Shit.Copy !req
1067. Hold it, right there, robot.Copy !req
1068. Which one's Pluto?Copy !req
1069. Which one's Rex?Copy !req
1070. Belcher!Copy !req
1071. - Shoot him, Belcher!
- Shoot him, Belcher!Copy !req
1072. Damn it!Copy !req
1073. What are you waiting for? Shoot him!Copy !req
1074. Don't aim at me, he's Nash! Shoot him!Copy !req
1075. He's not me, I'm me! He's him!
Shoot him!Copy !req
1076. Boss, which one is you?Copy !req
1077. Pluto?Copy !req
1078. Idiots! He's the one in the rented tuxedo!Copy !req
1079. Rex!Copy !req
1080. Boss?Copy !req
1081. - It's him!
- This piece of shit belongs to him!Copy !req
1082. Now shoot him!Copy !req
1083. - What's the matter with you guys?
- It was hairy there for a minute.Copy !req
1084. Hairy for you?Copy !req
1085. Get the hell out of here! Get out!Copy !req
1086. Hairy, my ass.Copy !req
1087. You sing, don't you?Copy !req
1088. You're a singer, right? I got a job for you.Copy !req
1089. Just kill me and get it over with.Copy !req
1090. You're going to work, but not singing.
Waiting tables, six nights a week.Copy !req
1091. If you're lucky and save your tips,
maybe you'll get back to Utah.Copy !req
1092. Pluto.Copy !req
1093. I didn't scare you, did l? You all right?Copy !req
1094. Boss!Copy !req
1095. I was hoping it was you.Copy !req
1096. Never leave home
without an undershirt, right?Copy !req
1097. isn't that what you always say?Copy !req
1098. Never leave home without an undershirt.
That's rule number one.Copy !req
1099. I agree!Copy !req
1100. Craps, you lose!Copy !req
1101. For the grand reopening of Club Pluto...Copy !req
1102. please welcome Miss Dina Lake!Copy !req
1103. Pluto!Copy !req
1104. Pluto, baby!Copy !req
1105. Fantastic club! Great joint, baby.Copy !req
1106. Thanks a lot. Let me say
that the Mrs. Francis'...Copy !req
1107. - ... are looking lovely tonight.
- Thank you, Pluto.Copy !req
1108. - Have a good time.
- All right, baby.Copy !req
1109. Did I tell you ladies how I got Pluto
started in the business?Copy !req
1110. Tell us, Tony.Copy !req
1111. What about a ham sandwich without
the cheese? How much would that be?Copy !req
1112. Free!Copy !req
1113. Felix Laranga's money is no good here.
Knock yourself out, whatever you want.Copy !req
1114. Thanks, Pluto!Copy !req
1115. Pluto Nash, I love that man!Copy !req
1116. Honey, I tell you what: Eight steaks,
a crate of lobsters, shrimp cocktail...Copy !req
1117. onion rings, fries, a doggy bag to go...Copy !req
1118. How is it going with you and Babette?Copy !req
1119. Me and Babette?
I don't think it's gonna happen.Copy !req
1120. I found out that I'm 110 volts
and she's a 220.Copy !req
1121. Go to the hardware store
and get an adapter.Copy !req
1122. No. That just ruins it for me.Copy !req
1123. I guess it wasn't meant to be, huh?Copy !req
1124. Bruno, you see my new bodyguard
running around here?Copy !req
1125. - New bodyguard?
- I bought a '78, fully loaded, out the door.Copy !req
1126. Shall I begin disassembling myself.Copy !req
1127. if you do that, how will you manage
my club in 500 pieces?Copy !req
1128. Manage? But no robot
has ever been in management.Copy !req
1129. You want the job or not?Copy !req
1130. Oh, boss!Copy !req
1131. Oh, thank you, boss!Copy !req
1132. You're the best boss on the whole Moon!Copy !req
1133. You almost broke my ribs.Copy !req
1134. Pull up a chair. Let's sit back
and celebrate and enjoy the party.Copy !req
1135. Sorry, no can do. We've got a pile of bills,
the payroll is tomorrow.Copy !req
1136. We need a new doorman
and we're low on shrimp.Copy !req
1137. I'm swamped!Copy !req