1. 'It all started one day
after Tom heard about Becky ThatcherCopy !req
2. 'going down to see St Louis
with the judge.Copy !req
3. 'It just worked on him thinking
about her down there having fun.'Copy !req
4. Time is slipping away
and I'm getting older and older, Huck.Copy !req
5. There's no wars breaking out,
no continents to explore.Copy !req
6. No way a man can make a name
for himself.Copy !req
7. And now Becky exploring -
what an outrage!Copy !req
8. I heard tell the St Louis papers
been talkingCopy !req
9. about some kind of balloon up there.Copy !req
10. I suppose Becky will see it.Copy !req
11. But probably not.Copy !req
12. - Shoo! That's it!
- What?Copy !req
13. All the continents been discovered
by Christopher Columbus.Copy !req
14. But for certain sure,
nobody has charted the skies.Copy !req
15. What are you carrying on about?Copy !req
16. The balloon in the papers near St Louis.Copy !req
17. What about it?Copy !req
18. You couldn't see an adventure
hanging from the end of your nose.Copy !req
19. Full steam ahead!Copy !req
20. Get your paper right here!
Halley's Comet's coming!Copy !req
21. Extra! Extra!Copy !req
22. 'The countryside was humming
because of the balloon.Copy !req
23. 'And folks said there was
a comet heading our way.'Copy !req
24. Papers here! Penny a paper!
Penny a paper!Copy !req
25. Like even these ones. He might
let me at least get on and walk around...Copy !req
26. (Man #1) It's taken me a long time...
(Man #2) Doomed!Copy !req
27. Wow!Copy !req
28. But once lost,
I could not find it with a dog.Copy !req
29. (Tom) Great guns!Copy !req
30. Amazing!Copy !req
31. (Man) Surely, Mr Twain,
you aren't fool enoughCopy !req
32. to actually travel
in that fantastic contraption?Copy !req
33. The man with a new idea is a foolCopy !req
34. until the idea succeeds.Copy !req
35. Why, Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn,
whatever are you doing here?Copy !req
36. - Nothing.
- Why, Becky Thatcher, land sakes!Copy !req
37. What a coincidence, you being here
the same time as Huck and me!Copy !req
38. Isn't he grand?Copy !req
39. I got up close so I could see and
he stopped. He let me shake his hand.Copy !req
40. - You shook his...?
- That's nothing.Copy !req
41. He's invited us to be
the first inspectors of his balloon.Copy !req
42. - He has?
- Is that more of your hot air?Copy !req
43. Come, step lively, Huck. We'd best
be getting aboard. So long, Becky!Copy !req
44. Tom...Copy !req
45. Where are you really going in that thing,
Mr Twain?Copy !req
46. Going travelling?Copy !req
47. Travel has no longer any charm for me.Copy !req
48. I've seen all the foreign countries
I care to see, except for Heaven and Hell,Copy !req
49. and I have only a vague curiosity
as concerns one of those.Copy !req
50. No, friends, I go to meet the comet.Copy !req
51. He's not really going to do that?Copy !req
52. Yes, indeed, I surely plan to.
But that's dangerous.Copy !req
53. Come on, Huck. Come on, hurry up!Copy !req
54. You're nothing but a liar and a stowaway,
Tom Sawyer. You, too, Huck Finn!Copy !req
55. You mustn't!Copy !req
56. I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835
when I was born.Copy !req
57. And I expect to go out with it.Copy !req
58. Oh, I'm looking forward to that.Copy !req
59. 'Welcome to the Hurricane Deck.'Copy !req
60. (Tom) It stopped. Whoopee, let's go!
What in tarnation is this thing?Copy !req
61. Be careful, Tom.Copy !req
62. - Tom, where are you?
- Great Scott!Copy !req
63. - What a contraption!
- Oh...Copy !req
64. (Tom) Wow!Copy !req
65. Huck...Copy !req
66. - Look at that, Tom.
- I thought I saw someone.Copy !req
67. Gee willikers!Copy !req
68. Look at this!Copy !req
69. Wow!Copy !req
70. - Huck?
- Uh-oh!Copy !req
71. (Tom) Whoopee!Copy !req
72. Oh, no.
(Tom) We're on our way.Copy !req
73. Oh, no!
Great Scott, we gotta get off!Copy !req
74. Off? What's the matter with you?
Now I'll be celebrated.Copy !req
75. Tom Sawyer, the "aeronort"!Copy !req
76. - Ha! That'll show that Becky Thatcher!
- Show her what?Copy !req
77. Caught you out, didn't I, Tom Sawyer?
You are stowaways!Copy !req
78. - Becky, you're no balloon inspector.
- Neither are you.Copy !req
79. Oh, are you ever gonna catch it
when your Aunt Polly gets a hold of...Copy !req
80. - 'Welcome to the Hurricane Deck.'
- Boys! Tom, Huck.Copy !req
81. - (Tom) Mark Twain!
- And Becky Thatcher.Copy !req
82. - How do you know our names?
- Hello, my angelfish.Copy !req
83. More every day you remind me
of my wife Livy, God rest her.Copy !req
84. Same combination
of innocence and sand.Copy !req
85. Same carefree laugh of a girl.Copy !req
86. What happened to Livy,
Mr Twain?Copy !req
87. To the helm, we've work to do.Copy !req
88. Mr Twain, there's been some kind
of an accident, I think a miscalculation.Copy !req
89. Not by a considerable sight.
But we're taking off.Copy !req
90. What a view!Copy !req
91. - How are we gonna get down?
- You keep a tight tongue, Huck.Copy !req
92. - This is bully up here, Mr Twain!
- This is glorious!Copy !req
93. Did we ever strike it lucky!
How high are we?Copy !req
94. How are we gonna get back down?Copy !req
95. Down is not our destination, my boy.Copy !req
96. Oh, no.
(Tom) You mean we're...?Copy !req
97. Where are we going?Copy !req
98. - To Halley's Comet.
- (All) Halley's Comet?Copy !req
99. - We'd get...
- Burned to a crisp.Copy !req
100. It'll be the greatest disappointment
of my lifeCopy !req
101. if I don't meet up with that comet.Copy !req
102. - Have a look back here.
- The man's plumb crazy.Copy !req
103. - I wanna show you something.
- Well, I'm not. You stick with me.Copy !req
104. See here. Now we cross the Atlantic,
catch this trade windCopy !req
105. to where the comet's parabola
comes close to the Earth.Copy !req
106. Or close enough.Copy !req
107. How come a writer knows so much
about piloting and navigating?Copy !req
108. Because long before I was a writer,
I was a Mississippi riverboat pilot.Copy !req
109. - Hmm.Copy !req
110. Say, that's an uncommon
fine frog!Copy !req
111. Well, that's Homer.Copy !req
112. You know, it was a frog like Homer
that put me in the writing business.Copy !req
113. Huh?Copy !req
114. I wrote a story about "The Celebrated
Jumping Frog of Calaveras County".Copy !req
115. That's right here,Copy !req
116. home of Jim Smiley
and his famous frog, Dan'I Webster.Copy !req
117. Famous frog? Will you tell me what a frog
could do to get himself famous?Copy !req
118. Oh, Tom!Copy !req
119. I've been trying everything I know.
I ain't even a little bit famous yet.Copy !req
120. I'll tell you all about him.
Just as it was told to me.Copy !req
121. What a fella, that Jim Smiley, always
betting on anything that turned up!Copy !req
122. Only thing is he made sure
he won every bet.Copy !req
123. He catched a frog one day
and took him homeCopy !req
124. and said he'd calculate to educate him.Copy !req
125. All a frog wants is educating, hmm?Copy !req
126. And he can do most anything.Copy !req
127. 'So he never done nothing
for three months,Copy !req
128. 'but sat in his back yard
and learned that frog to jump.Copy !req
129. 'And you bet, he did learn him, too.'Copy !req
130. All right, Dan'I.
Let's just see how far you can go.Copy !req
131. Whoo-wee! Ha ha ha!Copy !req
132. Come on back now.
One for accuracy!Copy !req
133. Whoo... wee!Copy !req
134. Oh...Copy !req
135. 'Smiley knew a sucker
when he saw one.'Copy !req
136. What might that be you got
in the barrel?Copy !req
137. Well, it might be a parrot.
It might be a canary.Copy !req
138. Maybe. But it ain't.Copy !req
139. - It's only just a frog.Copy !req
140. Hmm.Copy !req
141. So it is.Copy !req
142. What's he good for?Copy !req
143. Well, he's good enough for one thing,
I should judge.Copy !req
144. He can out-jump any frog
in Calaveras County.Copy !req
145. Hmm...Copy !req
146. Well, I don't see no points
about that frogCopy !req
147. that's any better than any other frog.Copy !req
148. Huh, maybe you just
don't understand frogs.Copy !req
149. Anyway, I got my opinion
and I'll just rest 40 dollarsCopy !req
150. that he can out-jump any frog
in Calaveras County.Copy !req
151. Well, I'm only a stranger here.Copy !req
152. I ain't got no frog.Copy !req
153. But if I had a frog, I'd bet you.Copy !req
154. That's all right.
I'll go get you a frog.Copy !req
155. You hungry, frog?Copy !req
156. 'Smiley went to the swampCopy !req
157. 'and slopped around in the mud
for a long time.'Copy !req
158. Let's see. Another one?Copy !req
159. Agh!Copy !req
160. 'Finally, he fetched a frog and
fetched him in to give him to this fella.'Copy !req
161. Eurekee!Copy !req
162. - Here he comes.
- There's your frog.Copy !req
163. - The likes of that!Copy !req
164. I'm putting my money
on Smiley's frog.Copy !req
165. - Me, too.
- Count me in.Copy !req
166. Now then, if you're ready,
set him alongside of Dan'ICopy !req
167. with his forepaws even with Dan'I's
and I'll give the word.Copy !req
168. And on your marks,
get set... get!Copy !req
169. Come on, jump!
Get in there, boy!Copy !req
170. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
171. Will you start jumping?Copy !req
172. - Uh-oh!
- I said "get"!Copy !req
173. - You're doing good, frog.
- Look out!Copy !req
174. - Agh!
- Ooh!Copy !req
175. - (Man) Hey!
- Get off that starting line!Copy !req
176. Get going!Copy !req
177. - Get off of there! Get going!
- Come on now!Copy !req
178. Will you just jump? Jump!Copy !req
179. Jump. Jump, frog.
Get going!Copy !req
180. - We won, frog.
- What do you mean, you won?Copy !req
181. Dag blame it, Smiley,
that was the last 40 dollars I had!Copy !req
182. Well, as I said before...Copy !req
183. I don't see no points about that frog
that's any better than any other frog.Copy !req
184. I do wonder why in tarnation
that there frog just give up!Copy !req
185. I wonder if there ain't something
the matter with him.Copy !req
186. Appears to look mighty baggy somehow.Copy !req
187. Why, blame my cats
if he don't weigh 50 pounds!Copy !req
188. I've been hornswoggled!Copy !req
189. 'He was the maddest man.Copy !req
190. 'He took out after that fella,
but he never catched him.'Copy !req
191. - I could write a better story than that.
- Tom!Copy !req
192. That's what I said myself
when I heard it.Copy !req
193. It was a big success all the same.Copy !req
194. I became a writer.Copy !req
195. I haven't worked a day since.Copy !req
196. Now, that's a job I'd like to get.Copy !req
197. If you get out of here alive!Copy !req
198. Hmm!Copy !req
199. There she is!Copy !req
200. How come you wanna catch that comet
so bad, Mr Twain?Copy !req
201. Oh ho ho! The comet and I
are a part of the plan, angelfish.Copy !req
202. No doubt the Almighty has said here,Copy !req
203. "Here goes
those two unaccountable freaks.Copy !req
204. They came in together,
they must go out together."Copy !req
205. Here, set your eyes
on this celestial schooner.Copy !req
206. Ooh!Copy !req
207. Now, ain't that
a heart-warming spectacle?Copy !req
208. It's beautiful.Copy !req
209. Well, Tom and Huck and I...Copy !req
210. Well, see, we're not so sure that...Copy !req
211. That I know what I'm doing up here?Copy !req
212. Well...Copy !req
213. Angelfish,
it's just like piloting a river.Copy !req
214. You get to know the shape of it.Copy !req
215. Like following a hall at home
in the dark.Copy !req
216. And even if you feel some fear,
you know no harm can come to youCopy !req
217. because you've travelled that hallway
a hundred timesCopy !req
218. in nothing but bare feet and faith.Copy !req
219. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
220. You know we gotta find a way off
of this here balloon, Tom Sawyer.Copy !req
221. Adventure or no.Copy !req
222. OK, now, Homer, over here.Copy !req
223. Now over there.Copy !req
224. Well?Copy !req
225. I got a plan just starting to brew.Copy !req
226. - Well, what is it?
- First, we gotta get Becky off.Copy !req
227. She talks too much.
Can't keep a secret.Copy !req
228. So me and Huck was thinking we should
set her down and let Becky off.Copy !req
229. Things are liable to get pretty rough.Copy !req
230. There is nothing comparable
to the endurance of a woman.Copy !req
231. But this is different, Mr Twain.
We're aeronorts and girls don't belong...Copy !req
232. That's "aeronauts".Copy !req
233. She WOULD have to horn in
on this expedition.Copy !req
234. - Huh?
- Whoa!Copy !req
235. - There's that thing again.
- Come on, let's go investigate.Copy !req
236. - Tom, where are you going?
- This is really amazing.Copy !req
237. Gives me the creeps!Copy !req
238. Hmm, "table of contents".Copy !req
239. 'Welcome to the works of Mark Twain.
This is the Indexivator.Copy !req
240. 'Choose your story
and proceed to the correct door.'Copy !req
241. Let's have a look around.Copy !req
242. Tom, I gotta know about this secret plan
if we're gonna be partners.Copy !req
243. OK, we're gonna watch and learnCopy !req
244. the most we can
about flying this here balloon.Copy !req
245. - 'Welcome to Injun Joe.
- Look!Copy !req
246. Phew, that was close.
I don't ever wanna meet that guy again.Copy !req
247. He was scary.Copy !req
248. - Well, what then?
- Huh?Copy !req
249. What you said - after we learn the most
we can about this here balloon.Copy !req
250. 'Welcome to the library-billiard room.'Copy !req
251. - Have you ever seen a place like this?
- Tom, where are you going?Copy !req
252. Listen here, Tom. I want...Copy !req
253. Huh?Copy !req
254. - Look at all this. What a contraption!
- Tom, I gotta know about the plan.Copy !req
255. Those must be the classics
everybody talks about.Copy !req
256. What's a classic?Copy !req
257. Something everybody wants to have read,
but nobody wants to read.Copy !req
258. - 'Library-billiard room.'
- Oh, here you are.Copy !req
259. Doggone it!
What are you guys doing?Copy !req
260. - Oh, what does this thing do?
- Go ahead, give it a try.Copy !req
261. That's my monument to Adam and Eve.Copy !req
262. (Tom) There she goes again!Copy !req
263. Thanks.Copy !req
264. - They're naked.
- So are we all the day we're born.Copy !req
265. But we learn to be modest.Copy !req
266. Not all over. Just in places.Copy !req
267. But it's just as well, I suppose.Copy !req
268. Naked people have little
or no influence in society.Copy !req
269. The way I heard it,
that Eve caused nothing but trouble.Copy !req
270. Well, I heard that each found the other
a considerable nuisanceCopy !req
271. in the beginning.Copy !req
272. Perhaps you would be interested
in my research.Copy !req
273. - Yes, sir, I surely would.
- And so would I.Copy !req
274. Well, have a look here.Copy !req
275. "The Diary of Adam and Eve".
Oh!Copy !req
276. 'It all started with
the world's first birthday party.'Copy !req
277. 'Oh!Copy !req
278. 'Oh, this is nice.Copy !req
279. 'Oops! What am I doing?Copy !req
280. 'There, OK.'Copy !req
281. 'Hmm, this is good.'Copy !req
282. Beh-h-h!Copy !req
283. 'This is cute.'Copy !req
284. 'Oh, what a surprise!
He's gonna love this place.Copy !req
285. 'Adam!Copy !req
286. 'This is for you.'Copy !req
287. Snores)Copy !req
288. 'Adam!'Copy !req
289. Oh... Oh, yeah.Copy !req
290. 'Adam!'Copy !req
291. - 'Adam!'Copy !req
292. - What?
- 'It's for you.'Copy !req
293. - Hello?
- 'Oh, no!'Copy !req
294. What?Copy !req
295. A-ha!Copy !req
296. Oh!Copy !req
297. Agh! Oh! Aaagh!Copy !req
298. Ooh!Copy !req
299. What?Copy !req
300. Hmm?Copy !req
301. Hmm...Copy !req
302. Hmm. Huh!Copy !req
303. Hmm...Copy !req
304. Ah... Ah!Copy !req
305. Oh ho ho! Ah! A-ha!Copy !req
306. Oh, here we go. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
307. Ho ho! Oh!Copy !req
308. Ya-hoo-oo-oo-oo!Copy !req
309. Hmm? Hmm!Copy !req
310. Ohh... Ho ho!Copy !req
311. Oh!Copy !req
312. Ha ha ha ha! Ohh!Copy !req
313. Ya-hoo-oo-oo-oo!Copy !req
314. Hmm?Copy !req
315. Hmm!Copy !req
316. - Ah!
- 'This was truly paradise.Copy !req
317. 'And Adam figured to keep track of it all.Copy !req
318. 'But as it turned out, someone else
was keeping track of paradise as well.'Copy !req
319. - What?Copy !req
320. Oh!Copy !req
321. 'Saturday.Copy !req
322. 'I think it is a man. I had never seen one,
but it looked like one.'Copy !req
323. Oh!Copy !req
324. Ah, oh! Oh...Copy !req
325. 'I feel more curiosity about it
than about any of the other reptiles.Copy !req
326. 'It has frowzy hair, no hips
and tapers like a carrot,Copy !req
327. 'so I think it is a reptile,Copy !req
328. 'though it may be architecture.Copy !req
329. 'I was afraid of it at first,
for I thought it was going to chase me.'Copy !req
330. Aaaah!Copy !req
331. 'But it was only trying to get away.Copy !req
332. 'I waited a good while,
then gave it up and went home.Copy !req
333. 'Sunday.Copy !req
334. 'Today, the same thing.Copy !req
335. 'I've got it up a tree again.Copy !req
336. 'It is resting, I suppose.Copy !req
337. 'It looks to me like the creature is more
interested in resting than anything else.'Copy !req
338. Oh!Copy !req
339. Eek! Ooh! Oh! Oh! Ow! Oh, no.Copy !req
340. Hmm! Ah!Copy !req
341. 'It was trying to catch
the speckled fishes that play in the poolCopy !req
342. 'and I had to clod it
to try to make it go up the tree againCopy !req
343. 'and let them alone.'Copy !req
344. 'This new creature
is a good deal in the way.Copy !req
345. 'I wish it would hang out with
the other animals and leave me alone.'Copy !req
346. Phew! Ah!Copy !req
347. 'The new creature eats too much fruit.Copy !req
348. 'This morning found it trying to shake
apples out of that forbidden tree.'Copy !req
349. (Eve) 'Wanting to make friends,
I tried to get him some of those apples.Copy !req
350. 'I failed, but I think
the good intention pleased him.'Copy !req
351. Oh, oh! Where's my... Aaagh!Copy !req
352. - ... ladder?Copy !req
353. (Eve) 'During the last day or two,Copy !req
354. 'I have taken the work of naming things
off his hands.Copy !req
355. 'He is evidently very grateful.'Copy !req
356. 'The new creature says
it looks like grass.Copy !req
357. 'That is not a reason.Copy !req
358. 'It is imbecility and high-handed,
it seems to me.Copy !req
359. 'Everything is named
before I can lodge a protest.Copy !req
360. 'I get no chance
to name anything myself.'Copy !req
361. 'He has no gift at that line.Copy !req
362. 'I do not let him see
that I'm aware of his defect.'Copy !req
363. 'The naming goes recklessly on
in spite of anything I can do.Copy !req
364. 'My life is not as happy as it was.'Copy !req
365. 'Sunday.Copy !req
366. 'Hmm. The new creature says
its name is Eve.Copy !req
367. 'Well, that's all right.
I have no objections.Copy !req
368. 'Says it's to call it Eve
when I want it to come.Copy !req
369. 'In that case, I said it was...'Copy !req
370. Superfluous.Copy !req
371. 'This morning,
he used a surprisingly good word.'Copy !req
372. 'Yes, it is a large, good word
and will bear repetition.'Copy !req
373. Superfluous.Copy !req
374. Su-per-flu-ous!Copy !req
375. 'Where did he get that word?
I don't think I'VE ever used it.'Copy !req
376. Superfluous!Copy !req
377. 'Friday.'Copy !req
378. Ya-hoo-oo-oo-oo!Copy !req
379. Adam!Copy !req
380. Oh, no, no, don't! No!Copy !req
381. 'She took to beseeching him
to stop going over the falls,Copy !req
382. 'but they had no other use
that he could see.'Copy !req
383. Ya-hoo-oo-oo!Copy !req
384. 'I went over the falls
in a barrel. Not satisfactory to her.Copy !req
385. 'I went over in a tub.'Copy !req
386. Yippee!Copy !req
387. 'Still not satisfactory.'Copy !req
388. Adam, please!Copy !req
389. Yee-haaah!Copy !req
390. What I need is a change of scene.Copy !req
391. Ah!Copy !req
392. 'I escaped last night.'Copy !req
393. Ha ha ha! Ah!Copy !req
394. Uh-oh!Copy !req
395. Hmm...Copy !req
396. 'But she hunted me out.Copy !req
397. 'We'll emigrate again
when the occasion offers.Copy !req
398. 'Sunday.'Copy !req
399. Oh!Copy !req
400. Hmm... Mm-hm. What?Copy !req
401. Why, I... HalCopy !req
402. Oh, I...Copy !req
403. 'For Adam, Sunday was getting
to be more and more trying.Copy !req
404. 'It was selected and set apart
as the day of rest.'Copy !req
405. 'I go to the water
when I need someone to talk to.Copy !req
406. 'It is a good friend to me.'Copy !req
407. 'And my only one.Copy !req
408. 'It talks when I talk.Copy !req
409. 'It is sad when I am sad.Copy !req
410. 'And it comforts me with sympathy.'Copy !req
411. 'Hmm! She nearly strangled
and said it was most uncomfortable.Copy !req
412. 'Now this made her sorry for the creatures
that live there which she calls "fosh".'Copy !req
413. Fish!Copy !req
414. 'I don't see that they are any happier
than they were before.Copy !req
415. 'Only quieter.'Copy !req
416. Bleugh!Copy !req
417. 'He is avoiding me and seems
to wish I would not talk to him.Copy !req
418. 'So I made friends with the animals.'Copy !req
419. 'She thinks that things
aren't right.'Copy !req
420. Voila/Copy !req
421. 'The buzzard, for instance.Copy !req
422. 'She thinks it was intended to live
on decayed flesh.Copy !req
423. 'But we cannot overturn the whole
scheme to accommodate the buzzard.'Copy !req
424. 'They both should fall
or they both should fly.Copy !req
425. 'I don't know which.Copy !req
426. 'One of these is a fake.'Copy !req
427. Congratulations, my dear.Copy !req
428. You have dis-s-scovered
the law of gravity. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
429. Why, so I have.Copy !req
430. I always say it's best to prove things
by actual experimentCopy !req
431. or you'll never get educated.
Don't you agree?Copy !req
432. Oh, I do indeed.Copy !req
433. Knowledge is not eas-s-sily come by.Copy !req
434. But there is a fine
adult education course nearbyCopy !req
435. if you're interes-s-sted
in that sort of thing.Copy !req
436. Really?Copy !req
437. 'She has taken up with a snakeCopy !req
438. 'and I'm glad because the snake talks
and this enables me to get some rest.'Copy !req
439. 'But he advised her
to keep away from that tree.Copy !req
440. 'He told her it would bring death
into the world.'Copy !req
441. But that's wonderful, Adam.
You'll have fresh meat for the buzzards.Copy !req
442. The lions and tigers can quit eating
that ridiculous grass.Copy !req
443. Have you ever looked at their teeth,
Adam? They aren't herbivores.Copy !req
444. I foresee trouble.Copy !req
445. We'll emigrate.Copy !req
446. 'He escaped and rode
all night as fast as he could go...Copy !req
447. '... hoping to get clear of the garden
and hide in some other countryCopy !req
448. 'before the trouble over that apple
should begin.'Copy !req
449. I've got it. Come on.Copy !req
450. 'Uh-oh!Copy !req
451. 'OK, that does it.Copy !req
452. 'Too bad.'Copy !req
453. Yeow!Copy !req
454. Uh-oh!Copy !req
455. Hellfire, hurricanes!
What was that?Copy !req
456. Bully, a lightning storm!Copy !req
457. All hands on deck.
Quickly now.Copy !req
458. - It's a blind night out.
- (Tom) What a storm!Copy !req
459. Homer, Homer, come back!
All hands lay to!Copy !req
460. (Tom) Look out!
We're gonna crash!Copy !req
461. Like hell we are!Copy !req
462. Get to your battle stations, landlubbers!Copy !req
463. - Huck, fasten that boom!
- Great Scott!Copy !req
464. Becky, lower the pressure valve!Copy !req
465. Gotta find the mark. Tom!Copy !req
466. What?Copy !req
467. Fetch the sounding gun!Copy !req
468. Sound out!Copy !req
469. - Aagh!
- Hey, look!Copy !req
470. Sound out!Copy !req
471. - I'm seeing things, Homer.
- The trigger. Pull the trigger!Copy !req
472. Agh!Copy !req
473. Mark 15... I think.Copy !req
474. 15? Can't be.Copy !req
475. - Agh! Huck, look!
- What?Copy !req
476. - I thought I saw someone.
- Me, too.Copy !req
477. We've hit a bar!Copy !req
478. We're coming about.
Pull in the stabilizer.Copy !req
479. Agh! Frog overboard!Copy !req
480. - What should I do, Mr Twain?
- Take the wheel. Steady as you go.Copy !req
481. Uh-oh!Copy !req
482. (Tom) What's happening?
Hang on there!Copy !req
483. I can't see. What's happening?
(Tom) Oh, no! Homer!Copy !req
484. I can't look.
(Tom) Hang on, Homer!Copy !req
485. Oh...Copy !req
486. Hang on!Copy !req
487. He's got him!
(Tom) Yeah!Copy !req
488. Homer!Copy !req
489. - Who's the leadsman?
- I am, sir. Agh!Copy !req
490. Devil reef ahead!
Becky!Copy !req
491. Hard a-starboard.
Spin her, spin her!Copy !req
492. - Spin her!
- (Tom) We're heading for the rocks!Copy !req
493. Helm alee! Port your helm!Copy !req
494. (Tom) No, not that way!
To the starboard!Copy !req
495. Turn, Becky!Copy !req
496. - Mr Twain?
- Starboard!Copy !req
497. The other way! The other way!Copy !req
498. What? Oh, no!Copy !req
499. - Oh, no!
- Back her. Quick!Copy !req
500. Back her!
Back the immortal soul out of her.Copy !req
501. Oh!Copy !req
502. (Tom) Agh!Copy !req
503. - The rocks!
- Agh!Copy !req
504. Oh, no!Copy !req
505. - Aaagh!
- Aaagh!Copy !req
506. - Ahead one half!
- Aagh!Copy !req
507. Mr Twain!Copy !req
508. Now we need altitude.Copy !req
509. Up ship!Copy !req
510. We'll drop ballast.Copy !req
511. Now!Copy !req
512. Ahead full!Copy !req
513. Here, I'll take her now.Copy !req
514. We've lost valuable time.Copy !req
515. As deck hands,
you've got a lot to learn.Copy !req
516. Of course, training is everything.Copy !req
517. I mean, a cauliflower is just a cabbage
with a college education.Copy !req
518. I'll show you the ropes later on.
You go down and get warm.Copy !req
519. You cabbages.Copy !req
520. 'Welcome to the Hurricane Deck.'Copy !req
521. I don't think
we're ever gonna get back home.Copy !req
522. Oh, yes, we are. Tom's got a plan.
Don't you, Tom?Copy !req
523. Huh? What?Copy !req
524. What?Copy !req
525. - Tom!
- Aunt Polly?Copy !req
526. 'Welcome to
"The Adventures of Tom Sawyer".Copy !req
527. - Well, if I get...
- Aagh!Copy !req
528. - Tom, now you get going!
- But, Aunt Polly, I'm an aeronort!Copy !req
529. - I'm on a balloon with Huck.
- Aunt Polly? What's going on?Copy !req
530. - Where did he go?
- We're home.Copy !req
531. Oh, Huck, open the door. Hurry up!Copy !req
532. Tom!Copy !req
533. That was close. She was gonna
make me whitewash that old fence again.Copy !req
534. Tom Sawyer, you chowderhead!
Open that door!Copy !req
535. If you want off so bad...Copy !req
536. - Oh, no.
- Where did it go?Copy !req
537. Close enough to home to bark our shins
and now it's gone!Copy !req
538. Look, somebody's coming.Copy !req
539. Oh, Mr Twain!Copy !req
540. - What's the matter?
- Ohh...Copy !req
541. 'Welcome to
"The Adventures of Tom Sawyer".Copy !req
542. Am I already famous?Copy !req
543. Don't you care about nothing else,
you lummox?Copy !req
544. Fame is a vapour.Copy !req
545. The only earthly certainty is oblivion.Copy !req
546. 'Welcome to "The Mysterious Stranger".'Copy !req
547. What?Copy !req
548. - Wow!
- Hello.Copy !req
549. Who are you?Copy !req
550. An angel.Copy !req
551. - What's your name?
- Satan.Copy !req
552. Uh-oh!Copy !req
553. - What's the matter?
- Nothing.Copy !req
554. Only, it's sure a sorry name
for an angel.Copy !req
555. Oh, wow!Copy !req
556. - Please, come in.
- A magician.Copy !req
557. Come on.Copy !req
558. - Wow!
- Amazing. It's like an island.Copy !req
559. Did you see that?Copy !req
560. - Mercy's sake!
- How did you learn to do that?Copy !req
561. I didn't learn it at all.Copy !req
562. It comes naturally to me
like other curious things.Copy !req
563. - Are you hungry?
- Sure am.Copy !req
564. What kind of fruit
do you like the most?Copy !req
565. Oranges.Copy !req
566. - Apples.
- Grapes.Copy !req
567. (All) Ooh!Copy !req
568. Hmm!Copy !req
569. Huh?Copy !req
570. Where did he go?
(Tom) What happened to him?Copy !req
571. There!Copy !req
572. - Oh, boy!
- Can we help?Copy !req
573. You may make some people.Copy !req
574. I'll make the king and queen.Copy !req
575. I'm gonna make a soldier.Copy !req
576. Look at that little village.Copy !req
577. There! Here's a buddy.Copy !req
578. Now we'll give them life!Copy !req
579. They're moving.Copy !req
580. Looks like my pap
on Saturday night.Copy !req
581. (Tom) Wow!
Look, they're moving!Copy !req
582. (Tom) They're just like regular people.Copy !req
583. Ha ha!Copy !req
584. I find you humans
quite interesting,Copy !req
585. even though you are
a worthless, greedy lot.Copy !req
586. - How annoying that sound is.Copy !req
587. Fools!Copy !req
588. What fascinations there are
on this planet.Copy !req
589. Strange mortals
with curious customs.Copy !req
590. We'll have a storm nowCopy !req
591. and an earthquake, if you like.Copy !req
592. You must stand aside,
out of danger.Copy !req
593. I can do no wrongCopy !req
594. for I do not know what it is.Copy !req
595. You murdered them!Copy !req
596. Never mind them.Copy !req
597. People are of no value.Copy !req
598. We could make more sometime...Copy !req
599. if we need them.Copy !req
600. Life itself is only a vision.Copy !req
601. A dream.Copy !req
602. Nothing exists,
save empty space and you.Copy !req
603. And you are but a thought.Copy !req
604. Phew!Copy !req
605. I wanna go home.Copy !req
606. 'Welcome to Injun Joe.'Copy !req
607. I reckon I'm getting out of here.Copy !req
608. Huh?Copy !req
609. Not that way, Huck!Copy !req
610. Mr Twain, close the door!Copy !req
611. Mr Twain, close the door!Copy !req
612. Aargh!Copy !req
613. Ah!Copy !req
614. Remember your old friend,
Injun Joe?Copy !req
615. Phew!Copy !req
616. Mr Twain, why did you do that?Copy !req
617. I realise that from the cradle up
I have been like the rest of the race -Copy !req
618. never quite sane at night.Copy !req
619. But Mr Twain...Copy !req
620. 'Welcome to
"The Damned Human Race".'Copy !req
621. That does it.Copy !req
622. Huh?Copy !req
623. - We're only waiting for the right moment.
- The right moment for what?Copy !req
624. Yeah.Copy !req
625. Becky, do you swear not to tell?Copy !req
626. - Sure,
- On your grandmother's bones?Copy !req
627. - Well, do you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
628. - We're gonna hijack this balloon.
- What?Copy !req
629. - Hijack?
- Can't you see it?Copy !req
630. "Tom Sawyer, aeronort,Copy !req
631. saves airborne friends
from madman's death wish".Copy !req
632. Huh?Copy !req
633. When, Tom?Copy !req
634. Tomorrow.Copy !req
635. OK, so you line that up
with the sun. Right?Copy !req
636. Yeah.Copy !req
637. - (Tom) Mr Twain?
- Hm?Copy !req
638. What's this?Copy !req
639. Now you be careful there.
That's the central power panel.Copy !req
640. Ahh, London.Copy !req
641. Right on schedule.Copy !req
642. Good thing, too. That comet
won't be around again until I'm 150.Copy !req
643. By that time,
I may have changed my mind.Copy !req
644. All right, scouts, what did you uncover?Copy !req
645. - Well, the steering looks pretty easy.
- I found the power thrusters, but...Copy !req
646. Well, I've found a way
to stop this ship cold.Copy !req
647. - What's that?
- 'Welcome to "Mark Twain's Notebook".'Copy !req
648. I reckon it's Mr Twain.Copy !req
649. 'I am the only man living
who understands human nature.'Copy !req
650. God has put me in charge
of this branch office.Copy !req
651. When I retire,
there will be no one to take my place.Copy !req
652. I shall keep on doing my duty,
for when I get over on the other side,Copy !req
653. I wanna use my influence
to have the human race drowned again.Copy !req
654. This time, drowned good.
No omissions. No ark.Copy !req
655. Sometimes the old man
seems powerful unhappy.Copy !req
656. I think he's lonely.Copy !req
657. I think he's asleep!Copy !req
658. Thunderation! We struck it lucky!
This is our chance!Copy !req
659. What?Copy !req
660. We're gonna sashay on over there,
hog-tie Mr Twain and hijack this ship.Copy !req
661. - But...
- I don't think...Copy !req
662. Don't be a couple of sissies
in the face of a REAL adventure.Copy !req
663. Tom, is this necessary?Copy !req
664. There. That ought to hold him.Copy !req
665. Hey, don't set those keys there.Copy !req
666. The key always has to be
just out of the prisoner's reachCopy !req
667. so he can plan his escape.Copy !req
668. Confound it! That's foolish, Tom.Copy !req
669. To the helm, aeronorts!Copy !req
670. - That's "aeronauts".
- Come on.Copy !req
671. 'Welcome to the Hurricane Deck.'Copy !req
672. - Look!
- We had you all tied up!Copy !req
673. Huh? No, no, no.Copy !req
674. That was just a little writer's block,
ha ha ha.Copy !req
675. I never saw such an escape artist.Copy !req
676. You look about as disappointed
as Presbyterians in Hell.Copy !req
677. We'll never get home.Copy !req
678. We're thinking we're gonna die
when we meet up with that comet.Copy !req
679. Suppose we do die.Copy !req
680. Is there truly a Heaven or a Hell?Copy !req
681. Huh? Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
682. I don't want to express an opinion.Copy !req
683. You see, I'd have friends in both places.Copy !req
684. Now consider Old Captain Stormfield.Copy !req
685. Come on over here, Tom.
I've got something to show you.Copy !req
686. - Look at that!
- Stormfield, is that you?Copy !req
687. 'Why, ahoy there, Mark Twain!'Copy !req
688. Where might you be going?Copy !req
689. 'I might, no, I most assuredly am,
going to Heaven.'Copy !req
690. Ah! An optimist.Copy !req
691. Racing his own comet, too.Copy !req
692. Stormfield's a man with faith.Copy !req
693. Means he's willing to believe
in what he knows ain't so.Copy !req
694. What was that?Copy !req
695. Oh, my!Copy !req
696. Well, quick,
where are you from?Copy !req
697. San Francisco.Copy !req
698. Is it a planet?Copy !req
699. Planet? Why, it's a city.Copy !req
700. And, moreover,
it's one of the biggest and finest.Copy !req
701. Well, that's delightful,
but we don't deal in cities here.Copy !req
702. Where are you from in a...
more general way?Copy !req
703. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
704. Put me down for California.Copy !req
705. Is it a constellation?Copy !req
706. Oh, my goodness, no!Copy !req
707. It's a state. I'm from America.Copy !req
708. The United States of America.Copy !req
709. - There ain't any such orb!
- Orb?Copy !req
710. What are you talking about, young fella?
It ain't an orb, it's a country.Copy !req
711. - Why, America is one of the finest...
- Silence!Copy !req
712. Now, once and for all,
where are you from?Copy !req
713. Just say I'm from the world.Copy !req
714. What world?Copy !req
715. - Why, THE world, of course.
- THE world!Copy !req
716. Well, there's billions of them! Next!Copy !req
717. The one that has the sun and the moon
and Mars, Neptune, Jupiter...Copy !req
718. - Hold on! Jupiter?
- Jupiter?Copy !req
719. Seems to me we had a man from there
eight or nine hundred years ago.Copy !req
720. A-ha! Did you come
straight here from your system?Copy !req
721. Yes, sir.Copy !req
722. That is not true.
And this is no place for a fib.Copy !req
723. You wandered from your course.
How did that happen?Copy !req
724. I-I'm sorry.
I-I take back what I said. I confess.Copy !req
725. I raced a little with a comet one day.
Only the least little bit.Copy !req
726. Only the tiniest little bit.Copy !req
727. So that divergence has caused
all this trouble.Copy !req
728. You're at a gate
billions of leagues from the right one.Copy !req
729. Oh, go on in.Copy !req
730. You'll be safe forever
and won't have any more trouble. Next!Copy !req
731. I'm off.Copy !req
732. Well, quick, where are you from?Copy !req
733. I beg your pardon, mister,
but ain't you forgot something?Copy !req
734. Forgot something?Copy !req
735. Not that I know of.Copy !req
736. Why, my harp.
And my wreath and my haloCopy !req
737. and my hymn book
and my palm branch.Copy !req
738. I never heard of these things before.Copy !req
739. Oh, trust me.Copy !req
740. You won't be conspicuous
in this district without it.Copy !req
741. Huh.Copy !req
742. Well, good day.Copy !req
743. - Hey, stranger!Copy !req
744. Yeah!Copy !req
745. Whoo! Turns ME on!Copy !req
746. Do it again to me, just like that. Yes!Copy !req
747. Sock it to me! Sock it to me!Copy !req
748. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
749. Hey, there!Copy !req
750. Yes, man! Yes, man!Copy !req
751. - Dare we do any more?
- YEAH! Yes! Yes! Yes!Copy !req
752. Well...Copy !req
753. Well, look who's here.Copy !req
754. You know, I begin to see that a man's
got to be in his own heaven to be happy.Copy !req
755. Perfectly correct!Copy !req
756. Did you imagine that the same heaven
would suit all sorts of people?Copy !req
757. - Go that way.
- A million leagues or so.Copy !req
758. - Well, thank you, sir.
- So long!Copy !req
759. - Au revoir!
- It's been swell, it's been grand.Copy !req
760. Harp, hymn book, pair of wings.Copy !req
761. - Halo, size 13.
- Size 13.Copy !req
762. - Captain Eli Stormfield of...
- San Francisco.Copy !req
763. Clean bill of health. Let him in.Copy !req
764. Show me a cloud! I'm all right now!Copy !req
765. Ssh!Copy !req
766. - I think.
- Ssh!Copy !req
767. - Oh, sorry. I forgot.
- Ssh!Copy !req
768. - Supposed to be quiet.
- Ssh!Copy !req
769. 'A harp, a hymn book and wings?
Good God, what a swindle!Copy !req
770. I'm led to consider a different path.Copy !req
771. Heaven for climate, Hell for company.Copy !req
772. Either way, you gotta die to get there.Copy !req
773. Land sakes! Set her back!Copy !req
774. Wh-What's that?
Ah, the Sphinx!Copy !req
775. Nothing to be afraid of. It's the Phanx.Copy !req
776. That's Sphinx.Copy !req
777. Now, with the right wind,
we should go aloft right here.Copy !req
778. The comet is still some time off.Copy !req
779. Best we should impose
on this great beastCopy !req
780. to secure our anchor.Copy !req
781. We're cooked.
That's the end. Goners.Copy !req
782. There is no sadder sight
than a young pessimistCopy !req
783. except an old optimist.Copy !req
784. Ah, let's see...Copy !req
785. (Tom) Psst! Come on.Copy !req
786. We'll have to wait to ascend
until exactly six o'clock.Copy !req
787. (Tom) So when the alarm goes off,
the knife cuts the ropeCopy !req
788. - and the axe smashes the...
- Ssh!Copy !req
789. What?
Thought I heard him coming.Copy !req
790. It's only Homer.Copy !req
791. I think that ought to do it.Copy !req
792. Why don't we take the axe
and smash it now?Copy !req
793. What's the good of a plan
that's no more trouble than that?Copy !req
794. Timing's everything.
You heard Mr Twain. Six o'clock.Copy !req
795. Come on.Copy !req
796. Hmph!Copy !req
797. My good old ancestor, Adam.Copy !req
798. How deep a debt of gratitude
we owe to Adam and Eve.Copy !req
799. They brought death into the world.Copy !req
800. Ah!Copy !req
801. The diary.Copy !req
802. Yeah!Copy !req
803. - We never finished their story.
- That's right.Copy !req
804. I guess we have time.
(Tom) Sure. We've got plenty of time.Copy !req
805. Now, let's see. Where were we?Copy !req
806. Oh, yeah. Eve had just eaten the apple
and rearranged the world a little.Copy !req
807. 'After the disaster,
Adam found a place outside the gardenCopy !req
808. 'and was fairly comfortable for a while.'Copy !req
809. Hmm?Copy !req
810. Hmm.Copy !req
811. 'I was not sorry she came.
There are but meagre pickings hereCopy !req
812. 'and she brought some of those apples.
It was against my principles,Copy !req
813. 'but... I find that principles have no
real force except when one is well-fed.'Copy !req
814. Oh...Copy !req
815. Ah!Copy !req
816. Huh?Copy !req
817. Hm.Copy !req
818. 'I find she's at least a companion.Copy !req
819. 'I would be lonely and depressed
without herCopy !req
820. 'now that we've lost our property.'Copy !req
821. 'Tuesday.Copy !req
822. 'She says it is ordered
that we will work for a living hereafter.Copy !req
823. 'She will be useful.
I will superintend.'Copy !req
824. Oh!Copy !req
825. Ah!Copy !req
826. - What is it?
- Fire!Copy !req
827. - How do YOU know?
- It looks like fire.Copy !req
828. (Eve) 'It annoyed him that I should know
and he must ask.'Copy !req
829. - How did it come?
- I made it!Copy !req
830. - What are these?
- Coals.Copy !req
831. 'He picked one up, but changed his mind
and put it down. Then he went away.Copy !req
832. 'Nothing interests him.'Copy !req
833. 'I was mistaken
about her in the beginning.Copy !req
834. 'Perhaps it is better
to live outside the garden with herCopy !req
835. 'than inside without her.'Copy !req
836. Would you like to see my etchings?Copy !req
837. Hm!Copy !req
838. 'Eve calls it Cain.Copy !req
839. 'I believe she caught it in the timber.Copy !req
840. 'It's a new and different kind of animal.Copy !req
841. 'A fish, perhaps.Copy !req
842. 'Sometimes she carries it in her arms
half the night when it complainsCopy !req
843. 'and wants to get to the water.Copy !req
844. 'I have never seen her do this
with any other fishCopy !req
845. 'and it troubles me greatly.'Copy !req
846. Hmm.Copy !req
847. 'I have come to like Sundays.Copy !req
848. 'Superintending all the week
tires the body so.'Copy !req
849. 'I have not seen a fish
that could laugh.Copy !req
850. 'This makes me doubt.'Copy !req
851. (Eve) 'I do not love Adam
on account of his brightness,Copy !req
852. 'though I think, in time, it will develop.Copy !req
853. 'He IS self-educatedCopy !req
854. 'and really knows a multitude of things,Copy !req
855. 'but none of them are true.'Copy !req
856. It isn't a fish.Copy !req
857. In my judgment, it is either
an enigma or some kind of bug.Copy !req
858. I never had a thing perplex me so.Copy !req
859. Perhaps I could take it apart
and see what its arrangements are.Copy !req
860. 'It is not a kangaroo.Copy !req
861. 'It is probably some kind of bear.'Copy !req
862. Mama! Papa!Copy !req
863. 'This resemblance to words
is extraordinaryCopy !req
864. 'and is a thing
which no other bear can do.Copy !req
865. 'This one will be less dangerous
when it has company of its own species.Copy !req
866. 'I will make an exhaustive search.'Copy !req
867. (Eve) 'Why DO I love him?Copy !req
868. 'I guess just because he IS a manCopy !req
869. 'and because he is mine.'Copy !req
870. 'It has been a weary hunt,
yet I have had no success.Copy !req
871. 'But without so much as stirring
from home, she has caught another one!'Copy !req
872. - Hi, Daddy!
- I never saw such luck.Copy !req
873. 'They were children.
Adam and Eve discovered it in time.Copy !req
874. 'It was their coming in that small shape
that puzzled them.'Copy !req
875. 'Abel is a good boy,Copy !req
876. 'but if Cain had stayed a bear,
it would have improved him.'Copy !req
877. - What's going on?
- Here we go.Copy !req
878. 'It is my deepest hopeCopy !req
879. 'that we may pass
from this life together, but if...'Copy !req
880. (Eve) '... if one of us must go first,
let it be me.Copy !req
881. 'For he is strong
and I am weak and am not...'Copy !req
882. '... I am not so necessary to her
as she is to me.'Copy !req
883. 'Life without him would not be life.'Copy !req
884. 'How could I endure it?'Copy !req
885. Ah.Copy !req
886. Wind in the east.Copy !req
887. I think we shall have rain.Copy !req
888. - What is it?
- Well, it's a...Copy !req
889. - ... valentine.
- Valentine?Copy !req
890. Where did you get that word?Copy !req
891. Well, it... it looks like a valentine.Copy !req
892. It's a good word
and bears repeating.Copy !req
893. 'The garden is lost,Copy !req
894. 'but I have found him
and am content.'Copy !req
895. 'Wherever she was,Copy !req
896. 'there was Eden.'Copy !req
897. I'm tired...Copy !req
898. and old.Copy !req
899. I wish... I were with my Livy.Copy !req
900. That's really why you want
to meet the comet, isn't it?Copy !req
901. And I am looking forward to that.Copy !req
902. But, Mr Twain,
we're too young to die.Copy !req
903. Die? Fiddlesticks!
You're not gonna die.Copy !req
904. But how are we going
to get home?Copy !req
905. Once I get to that comet,
this vessel's all yours.Copy !req
906. - This ship?
- You mean it?Copy !req
907. - Oh, bully!
- Oh, no!Copy !req
908. - Tom, the power...!
- Ssh!Copy !req
909. Oh, no.Copy !req
910. - (Tom) Oh, no!
- What?Copy !req
911. What in tarnation?Copy !req
912. The power!
Dag blame it, what's going on?Copy !req
913. - We smashed the power panel.
- What?Copy !req
914. - We didn't know.
- We're trapped in here.Copy !req
915. If we can't get to the emergency power
switch, it'll blow us all to hell!Copy !req
916. - Oh, no!
- Tom Sawyer,Copy !req
917. - I ought to knock your...
- The porthole! Come on!Copy !req
918. Tom, let me try!Copy !req
919. It's too small.Copy !req
920. - There must be a way.
- Wouldn't bet on it.Copy !req
921. - Homer, he can do it.
- Homer? Huck, this is serious!Copy !req
922. I been educating him.
He can do anything.Copy !req
923. It's a chance in a million.Copy !req
924. At least give him a try!
What else we got?Copy !req
925. All right. Huck, the emergency power
button is inside the back rail,Copy !req
926. near the helm, one foot forward
of the stabilizer control wheel.Copy !req
927. And what's the distance between
my hand and the stabilizer control wheel?Copy !req
928. About 14 feet. 14 and a half feet.Copy !req
929. OK, Homer. 14 and a half big ones
as the crow flies. Hold the back flips,Copy !req
930. then slide one big one due east.Copy !req
931. - (Tom) What's that?Copy !req
932. - It's the pressure.
- Well, here goes.Copy !req
933. All right, Homer. One for accuracy!Copy !req
934. - Drat! He missed.
- I knew he couldn't!Copy !req
935. - What are we gonna do?
- Homer! Homer!Copy !req
936. (Tom) Homer!Copy !req
937. Homer!Copy !req
938. Come on, you old toad!Copy !req
939. Hit the button!Copy !req
940. Homer! Homer!Copy !req
941. Listen to me, Homer!Copy !req
942. - By jings, he did it!
- Yay, Homer!Copy !req
943. - Now look lively, you swags!
- Let's go.Copy !req
944. (Tom) Explorers, name your names!Copy !req
945. - Huck Finn, the Red-Handed!
- Becky Thatcher, Terror of the Skies!Copy !req
946. And Tom Sawyer, the aeronort!Copy !req
947. To your battle stations.Copy !req
948. (Tom) Come on!
Whoopee!Copy !req
949. Homer, you're a hero. Let's go.Copy !req
950. - Uh-oh.
- There it goes!Copy !req
951. - Damn! We missed it.
- Let's catch it.Copy !req
952. Aye-aye!Copy !req
953. Hard a-starboard!Copy !req
954. (Tom) OK, here we go!Copy !req
955. We need altitude!
Jettison the superfluous!Copy !req
956. Toss the typesetter.
Worst damn investment I ever made.Copy !req
957. Ya-haa-ah!Copy !req
958. Shove the formal wear!
I have all I need.Copy !req
959. Hold on there! Keep that manuscript.
It won't be published for years yet.Copy !req
960. We are fast rising
from affluence to poverty.Copy !req
961. (Tom) It's way ahead of us!Copy !req
962. - Ahead, full!
- Right!Copy !req
963. - Commission the auxiliary thrusters!
- Aye-aye, sir.Copy !req
964. All right. Pour on the coal.
Yes, sir!Copy !req
965. All hands lay to!Copy !req
966. Raise the stabilizers!Copy !req
967. Put some steam into 'em!Copy !req
968. Stabilizers activated, sir!Copy !req
969. - Tom?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
970. Lower the pressure valve.Copy !req
971. OK! We're catching it!Copy !req
972. Here, let me help, Tom.Copy !req
973. Meteors!Copy !req
974. Watch out ahead, sir!Copy !req
975. Wow!Copy !req
976. Don't be afraid.
Providence protects children.Copy !req
977. And idiots.Copy !req
978. I know it's true. I've tested it.Copy !req
979. - Tom!
- I got it!Copy !req
980. We're gaining on her!Copy !req
981. Whoa! We're hit.
Fire up the handy retriever!Copy !req
982. We got one!Copy !req
983. Got another one! Yahoo!Copy !req
984. Thinning out!Copy !req
985. This is critical.
We're entering the channel.Copy !req
986. - Huck, pull back the thrusters one half.
- Aye-aye, Captain.Copy !req
987. We must be very careful.Copy !req
988. - Getting shallow, and murky.
- I can't see.Copy !req
989. - Larboard lead. To the sounding guns.
- Yes, sir!Copy !req
990. Sound out!Copy !req
991. Mark three!Copy !req
992. Mark three!Copy !req
993. - Ahead one third!
- Yes, Captain.Copy !req
994. - Half twain!
- Starboard half twain!Copy !req
995. - Mr Twain!
- That's too close! Good God!Copy !req
996. - Hang on! Back two-thirds!
- Aye-aye, sir.Copy !req
997. Tom, sound out!Copy !req
998. - Less twain!
- Port less twain!Copy !req
999. Now stand by, Huck.Copy !req
1000. - Mark twain!
- Mark twain!Copy !req
1001. Mark twain!Copy !req
1002. Now let her have it!
Every ounce you've got!Copy !req
1003. Dad-blame.Copy !req
1004. Oh...Copy !req
1005. - Hang on!
- OK!Copy !req
1006. (Tom) Yahoo!Copy !req
1007. Ya-hah!Copy !req
1008. By jings, we've done it!Copy !req
1009. We made it!
Doggone it!Copy !req
1010. (Tom) That was bully!Copy !req
1011. Great guns, that was well done.Copy !req
1012. Cabbages to cauliflowers.Copy !req
1013. - Ribbit.
- Yeah, OK. Calm down, Homer.Copy !req
1014. Come on out
and show yourself!Copy !req
1015. Aah!Copy !req
1016. - There you go, scaring everybody again.
- Great Scott!Copy !req
1017. You've haunted me long enough.
Let's get this over with.Copy !req
1018. (Tom) Two Mark Twains?Copy !req
1019. How can there be two of you?
(Tom) This is craziness!Copy !req
1020. Everyone is a moon
and has a dark side,Copy !req
1021. which he never shows to anybody,Copy !req
1022. if he can help it.Copy !req
1023. I've seen you before.Copy !req
1024. You've been on this ship
the whole time, haven't you?Copy !req
1025. Why don't we tie that other one up
to keep him from going with you?Copy !req
1026. He's such a rapscallion!Copy !req
1027. He must come with me, Tom.
I'm not whole without him.Copy !req
1028. What about us?Copy !req
1029. You shall ably sail the Mark Twain
around the worldCopy !req
1030. for a long time.Copy !req
1031. You are a capable crewCopy !req
1032. and this ship
a large enough body of workCopy !req
1033. that you may live forever.Copy !req
1034. Or long enough.Copy !req
1035. My books are water.Copy !req
1036. Those of the great geniuses are wine.Copy !req
1037. Everybody drinks water.Copy !req
1038. Let me see.Copy !req
1039. There are a number of things
I need to tell you before I go.Copy !req
1040. Always obey your parents.Copy !req
1041. When they are present.Copy !req
1042. - Be respectful of your superiors.
- If you have any.Copy !req
1043. Rise early,Copy !req
1044. for it is the early bird
that catches the worm.Copy !req
1045. I once knew a man who tried it,
got up at sunrise.Copy !req
1046. - Horse bit him.Copy !req
1047. - It's time.
- I'm still considering whether to go.Copy !req
1048. I have never seen an atom of truth
that there is a future life.Copy !req
1049. Yet I am strongly inclined
to expect one.Copy !req
1050. Anyway, don't be such a sissy
in the face of a real adventure.Copy !req
1051. Well...Copy !req
1052. I'm not as big a fool as Stormfield.
If I can't swear, I won't stay.Copy !req
1053. Look!Copy !req
1054. Mr Twain!Copy !req
1055. - Where's the comet going now?
- To Eden, angelfish.Copy !req
1056. Back to Eden.Copy !req
1057. I found this
in Adam and Eve's diary.Copy !req
1058. You can have it.Copy !req
1059. Yeah? Well, I found these.Copy !req
1060. 'The human race,
in all its poverty,Copy !req
1061. 'has only one truly effective weapon:Copy !req
1062. 'laughter.Copy !req
1063. 'Against the assault of laughter,Copy !req
1064. 'nothing can stand.'Copy !req
1065. (Tom) Whoa! Hang on!Copy !req
1066. Grab a rail!
(Tom) OK, now. Level her out!Copy !req
1067. 'This is one adventure
Mr Twain wouldn't get around to writing,Copy !req
1068. 'so I figured to get it all down
before I forgot a single thing.Copy !req
1069. (Tom) 'Let me help you write it, OK?
I am pretty much the hero.Copy !req
1070. 'When it's done,
we'll get it to a publisher.Copy !req
1071. 'You're asking for it, Huck.Copy !req
1072. (Tom) 'OK, ready?
"The Adventures of Mark Twain"Copy !req
1073. 'by the great, famous, world-renowned,Copy !req
1074. celebrated author and... aeronaut,Copy !req
1075. 'Tom Sawyer!'Copy !req
1076. IA flash of comet fireCopy !req