1. Ah!
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since last year.
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in a few months,
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all morning and I've run out of time.
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I'll be right with you.
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with this condition only.
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but that's how things are.
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to go to sleep until 10:00.
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children have to sleep early,
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- But it doesn't snow here.
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when he comes to get you.
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- He is my cousin, not my uncle.
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snow in Mexico City.
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that covered the city.
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region of Nepal and sat here
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barely came out to warm.
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People couldn't go outside
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to realize what was happening.
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from their homes.
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- Dead, of course.
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that whoever had done it
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in all of history took place.
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the government had to make a truce.
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container with one condition—
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who were not lying down after 8:00.
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but lying in their beds.
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good will if they are not asleep
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- And how is he?
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where he puts the children's bodies.
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58. Sure.
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59. - He screams.
- Is he the Bogeyman?
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choose the Bogeyman.
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61. It's the kind of person
that will only abduct you.
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62. The Snowman from Mexico
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63. will take out your little heart
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you'll see him eat it.
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67. - Gaaarbiishhhhhhh...
- Quick, Xochitl,
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Don't make a sound!
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do it right.
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you're a bitch.
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98 sheeps, 99 sheeps...
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two sheeps, three sheeps...
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80. I heard a sound.
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81. - Huh?
- I heard a sound. Go see.
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85. Alice?
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86. - I heard a sound.
- Huh?
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87. I heard a sound. Go see.
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89. Alice?
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I stuck my finger in you, isn't it?
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- Well, when are we gonna get together?
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98. - When are we gonna meet up?
- No no, tomorrow.
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It hurts a little bit.
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100. I got you,
you little son—
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101. Oh!
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102. Phew.
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103. Fuck you!
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104. Japan,
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was a country watched over by the gods.
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107. Besides, if there really were a God...
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111. Aaah! Miss Yumi,
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is watching over me.
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I feel so happy,
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of yearning swelling in my breast.
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also make such a shameful noise?
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- Run!
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128. Miss Yumi!
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from breathing in that gas!
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131. - If I have to die...
- Yes?
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if it smells bad.
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What a lovely behind!
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139. So stinky!
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140. Miss Yumi and I both have the same
kind of animal smell on the inside.
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142. The land of the dead isn't the place
for pure and clean things.
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143. Let us pass beyond the boundaries
of good taste and become one together.
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144. Miss Yumi!
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with growing confidence
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149. We shall fight them
on the beaches,
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151. We shall never surrender... never!
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152. And now,
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that navy baby,
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the lady who's middle name is "Ka-boom"!
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155. Whoo-hoo.
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156. Yoo-hoo.
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157. Huh?
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158. Rowr.
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159. Get ready for real power!
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160. Bertie.
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161. Bertie.
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162. Keep calm, my son...
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163. and carry on.
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169. nor stranger...
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170. nor somebody else.
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171. Ironic, isn't it?
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You marked me.
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198. - Ooh!
- Oh!
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199. Help me... please.
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200. Not yet!
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201. You sick fucks!
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205. Oh.
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I'm scared of bird flu.
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209. C'mon, traffic was bad
and I had this bird.
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Was it expensive?
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211. Don't tell me
you spent my money.
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212. Not expensive, just look.
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to tell Mommy? Go.
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I don't know.
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all night teaching it to speak.
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220. "Will you marry me?
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me please."
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223. Mmm.
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224. "Don't be scared, Joy,
my girlfriend won't know."
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remembered it from a movie.
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227. "Mine is kinda big,
so it's gonna hurt a little."
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228. "Ooh, Shane, yours is so big!"
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Just say hello to your mom, birdy!
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230. "Oh, that feels good.
Shane, you're amazing."
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and more just like just terrified
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longer too, if you could.
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we got the letter Q.
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245. - That's you being disrespected.
- I know.
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I was last!
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247. Yeah, I saw that.
You were even after Nacho Vigalondo.
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How do they expect us
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for $5,000?
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250. All right.
So what are we gonna do
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is the only segment in the entire film
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like— like somebody actually dies?
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Like we kill an animal or something?
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255. Yeah, it wouldn't have to be a person.
We could kill an animal.
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256. - Nobody gives a shit about animals.
- But what animal would we kill?
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257. - It's gotta start with a Q...
- A "Q."
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259. A fucking Q.
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261. - Yeah, he is.
- Here, Mr. Quackers, come here.
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back up just a little bit.
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we pretty much kill it right away.
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269. - We don't want it to suffer too much.
- Right right right.
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270. Yeah yeah.
This isn't a snuff film, this is art.
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This is what you eat, America!
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They're the real killers, not us.
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Hey, Juan,
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Is that cool?
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so on the count of three?
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- All right.
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hold on a second.
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I mean I—
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you know, thing,
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the duck, I'd appreciate it.
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God damn it.
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288. - You got the safety on?
- I don't even know what side it's on.
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the side right there.
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291. Ugh.
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you crazy-assed bitch!
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293. What you're trying to do
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294. can't be done.
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295. Hell's coming down on you.
I'm just along for the ride, baby.
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296. - Want me to shoot you?
- You can't kill me.
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298. Yeah, woo-fucking-hoo,
it's my lucky day, you fucking psycho!
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299. Enjoy the ride, bitch!
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300. Fuck you!
Motherfucker!
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301. You'll never outrun him,
you crazy junkie bitch!
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302. - Shut up, bitch!
- Fuck you!
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303. You fucking whore!
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306. For the first time in a long time
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- Good. Now leave me alone.
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She's given up and you know it.
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chase them that hard before,
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317. Fuck!
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318. - It's showtime!
- I can't understand
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the toilet seat falls down.
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322. He's not gonna have that problem
if he's going for a poo.
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have died on the toilet.
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- Elvis.
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- Yeah.
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327. If I were him, I'd be more scared
of those screws I put in.
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328. - They're the wrong size.
- Honey, you go do a poo poo.
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330. Danny Glover had nothing to be
afraid of in "Lethal Weapon 2."
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331. - Shhh!
- We might even have
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of his own in a moment.
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334. Whoa!
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335. - Bleeding hellfire. That's odd.
- Shh shh.
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337. Look at the state—
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339. What on earth?
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340. Call the plumber now.
It's an emergency.
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341. What?
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342. Help!
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344. Oh God.
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About fucking time.
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Hold him!
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never know how this ended.
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366. Geoff...
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368. Fuck!
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369. The world is dying.
It's one of the reasons
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370. we implemented
the Infant Sterilization Act.
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371. Still, every citizen has the right
to earn back their fertility permits.
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372. The fastest route has always been
through service to Propagation Control.
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373. Oh yes, sir, it's why I joined—
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374. that and making the world
a safer place, of course.
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375. Of course.
Why do you want children?
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377. You are charged with acts of terror
through illegal propagation.
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378. You are hereby ordered
to surrender all contraband.
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379. Please, you don't know
what they'll do to him.
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380. It's not up to me.
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381. I'm sorry,
there's been a misunderstanding.
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383. A misunderstanding.
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386. Free to go.
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387. No!
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388. Bad, Nezbit, bad!
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389. Calm down, officer.
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simply auto-responded
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- Commander Stoker.
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393. you've dispatched a rather dangerous
group of mentals.
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394. - Mentals?
- Telekinesis, telepathy,
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395. mind control— all very real.
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396. All valuable genetic materials.
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We just killed a child.
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398. Oh, it wasn't alive to begin with.
Not by law.
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399. Hmm. The rebels were delivering
the child to the Vatic—
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401. With such power, his very existence
threatens humanity,
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last bit of brain matter,
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405. A fine achievement, officer.
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a far greater purpose than its...
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408. You've given 10 years of service
to your unit, officer.
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have been approved.
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412. - Yes sir, but—
- I'm not finished.
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413. While your permits are approved,
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414. there are biological factors
beyond the agency's control.
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416. I can't let you do this.
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417. Nezbit, Officer Lainey has clearly
been compromised.
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419. I won't let you re-murder a child.
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420. Oh, grow up!
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than a comfortable delusion.
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426. It's a mental, idiot!
Shoot for the head!
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427. Oh shit.
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428. Oh, such vitality... mmm!
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alive for weeks.
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430. Wasn't taking him
to the prophet.
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432. He is the prophet.
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434. Take him. Unite the mentals.
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435. - Oh!
- You're his mother now.
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438. as I harvest your intestines.
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439. - What?
- Unhand her, witch!
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440. - Willowford!
- Wendy!
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- Now, warlock!
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442. - What the fuck?
- What's up, Tommy?
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443. - Where the fuck have you been?
- Look, the thing's almost done.
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444. - What is that!
- Well, um, it's for animated—
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445. it's the last frame of the animation
I've been working on, remember?
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446. - Animation?
- Yeah.
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447. We weren't even supposed
to have animation!
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448. Well, we talked about a bunch
of different ideas, remember?
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449. Look at this list of,
err, "W's I got here.
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450. Oh my God, what the fuck
is wrong with you?
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451. We're gonna get this done.
Hold on, it's a—
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452. - Why do you do this?
- Here's the thing— walrus.
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454. It's a city— people are being
destroyed, you pan over, it's a walrus.
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- "W."
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456. - Okay, do you have a city?
- No.
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457. - Do you have a guy in a walrus outfit?
- No.
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458. - Can you do that by this weekend?
- No.
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459. Well, what the fuck
are you talking about then?
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460. - Warrior.
- Super hot chick.
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461. She's just killed a bunch
of, like... trolls?
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462. All right, whatever,
she's covered in blood.
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463. Okay. Let's do that.
Let's do that this weekend.
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464. I'm not sure I even want to do that one.
I'm just saying it's an idea.
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465. "W" is for wheelchair.
It's an old man— an evil old man.
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466. He's in the wheelchair—
everybody hates old people.
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467. He gets pushed off a fucking cliff.
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468. I got— ummm...
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469. I got— I got nothing.
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470. You guys! Come to the conference room.
Come on, you gotta see this!
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471. Nancy, I'm coming to you
from downtown Hollywood.
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472. I've got to tell you, some of
the strangest things I have ever seen...
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473. - Oh fuck, what's going on?
- ... are going on right now.
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474. If you can see, over my head,
the most oddest looking colored gases.
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475. Uh, they're like chemtrails, I guess,
and they seem
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476. to be followed by other planes
and copters, and a general sense of...
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477. - "W'!
- ... panic seems to have hit the area.
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478. Believe it or not, Nancy,
we're actually getting reports
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479. of people seeing
clown zombies in the streets.
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480. Fuckin' clown zombies?
That's fucking stupid!
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481. What, are they looking
for magnets? "W"? I just...
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482. Is that a "W" on there?
What's up with these "W's?
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483. Is this some kind of
self-fulfilling prophecy,
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484. as we watch the horror
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485. of our own minds
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486. pushing humanity
toward extinction?
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487. Can we live in a world
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488. that is more immoral
than our own brains,
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489. - our own ideas?
- No! Don't open the door!
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490. We live in a process
that is already infested,
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491. already mutated, already over!
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492. Already blank— already blank..
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493. from a wave
of congealed confidence!
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494. My elbows are untouchable!
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495. My elbows are sharp!
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496. I am transparent.
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497. I am solid in the form
of this new liberty reborn!
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498. You-you-you are invisible
in this new world!
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499. I hover above you...
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500. above as below.
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501. I am legion.
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502. A traced mindfuck of a billion bombs
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503. dropping on your fired synapses,
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504. your tired synapses!
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505. You are inserted,
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506. digested, gestated!
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507. Lie in the waste of your own vision,
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508. gutter punks to bigger words
that you ate years ago!
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509. That you tasted
and shat upon years ago!
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510. That you chewed and corrupted
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511. after the seeds were buried long ago!
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512. I am the one with seven heads!
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513. I am the thing that laughs!
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514. I am the thing that waits... for you!
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515. What the fuck?
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516. Damn, I can't believe it.
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517. Fucking fat girl!
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518. So, so—
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519. Look at that gelatin.
Hey, gelatin!
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520. Hold on, hold on.
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521. Madame, excuse me.
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522. You're fat, madame.
You have to do something after a while.
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523. - Yes, thanks.
- No, it shows.
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524. You performed in Jurassic Park,
didn't you? The Brontosaurus.
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525. Get out, get out!
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526. Gosh... look at this.
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527. Hey, take a break on the peanut butter.
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528. Oh my gosh, if I were her,
I wouldn't go out.
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529. Oh my gosh! Hey hey hey, so true!
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530. Ah ah ah... for sure.
She can't climb up the stairs.
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531. Hey, take a ride to the gym!
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532. Me, with my cereal,
I can manage my summer slimness.
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533. Slimness, flat tummy...
get ready for the summer!
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534. With low dye...
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535. say no to fat!
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536. Rich in vitamins...
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537. my body loves it, as you can see!
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538. Diet cereals make me thinner
and help you keep it!
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539. Me, for my hair, I use Protif!
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540. Ah! Ah!
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541. Me, with my cereals,
I can manage my summer...
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542. With low dye, rich in vitamins...
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543. my body loves it as you can see!
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544. March 11th,
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545. radioactivity completely covered
our shitty country— Japan.
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546. The Rising Sun was flooded with cesium.
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547. Our soft-bellied government
officials covered it all up
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548. and our DNA underwent
a violent transformation.
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549. Our cells were forever altered...
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550. and the people
of Japan welcomed
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551. a new century of mutants.
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552. Japanese food products are totally safe.
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553. Nuclear energy is also safe.
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554. It's a gift from our beloved,
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555. nice country America.
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556. Our technology is simple.
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557. Even an inferior nation can use it.
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558. It is fully automatic
and indestructible.
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559. Our talented personnel
are totally talented
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560. and our shitty bastards
are perfectly shitty.
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561. White means white-skinned human.
Not black, nor yellow, nor red.
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562. Made in America.
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563. Ever since Kunta Kinte
was abducted by America,
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564. the blacks have harbored
a hatred for the whites.
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565. Let's change the way
of saying "nuclear energy."
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566. It's more accurate to say
"fission-cultivated electricity."
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567. Have no fear.
Small and lightweight,
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568. their outer walls are made
more thin and weak than usual.
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569. We yellow people love tangerines!
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570. Japanese are superior sons of bitches!
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571. My Emperor!
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572. It is standing!
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573. And, you know?
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574. You aren't brave.
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575. Neither unique nor original.
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576. You are so basic.
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577. So primal.
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578. I can't even remember...
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579. What's wrong, Kawabe?
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580. "Oh, that feels good.
Shane, you're amazing."
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581. "Oh oh oh oh..."
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582. Ahhh, fuck!
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583. Let's kill this fucking duck.
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584. Juan, you might wanna
back up just a little bit.
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585. For the first time in a long time
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586. - I'm impressed.
- Good. Now leave me alone.
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587. Take her.
She's given up and you know it.
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588. You cunt!
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589. I can't let you do this.
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590. Nezbit, Officer Lainey has
clearly been compromised.
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591. Arrest her.
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592. I won't let you re-murder a child.
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593. Oh, grow up!
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594. Better a cruel truth
than a comfortable delusion.
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595. Sir...
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596. sir, the baby is...
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597. Where'd he go?
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598. Sir? Did you hear that?
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599. Such vitality... mmm!
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600. I'll keep the corpse
alive for weeks...
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601. Scream, witch.
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602. No one will hear you
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603. as I harvest your intestines.
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604. - What?
- Unhand her, witch!
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605. - Willowford!
- Wendy!
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606. - Save me!
- Now, warlock!
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607. Me, with my cereal
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608. I can manage
my summer slimness.
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609. Slimness, flat tummy...
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610. get ready for the summer!
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611. With low dye...
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612. Say no to fat!
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613. Rich in vitamins...
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614. my body loves it,
as you can see!
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615. It's a gift from
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616. our beloved nice country America.
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