1. Bah bah-bahCopy !req
2. Bah bah-bah-bahCopy !req
3. Bah bah-bahCopy !req
4. Bah bah-bah-bahCopy !req
5. I want you so bad!Copy !req
6. Oh, man!Copy !req
7. - Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
8. - Pretty awesome, huh?Copy !req
9. Oh, my God!Copy !req
10. - Wait! What's the matter?
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
11. Is it my solit ends?
I can corn-row it!Copy !req
12. - Corn-row it! Corn-row it!Copy !req
13. Get upCopy !req
14. 'Cause I been up for hoursCopy !req
15. I betCopy !req
16. Today
I'm gonna know herCopy !req
17. Then againCopy !req
18. I am thinking with a bonerCopy !req
19. Morning woodCopy !req
20. Good Morning
You look so GoodCopy !req
21. Morning woodCopy !req
22. Good Morning
You look so GoodCopy !req
23. Morning woodCopy !req
24. Good MorningCopy !req
25. Good Morning, woodCopy !req
26. It's hardCopy !req
27. In dreams I have directionCopy !req
28. I awakeCopy !req
29. - With this erectionCopy !req
30. My lifeCopy !req
31. Completes the day I meet herCopy !req
32. P.S. I hopeCopy !req
33. She likes action figuresCopy !req
34. - Morning wood
- Page.Copy !req
35. Listen, these bitches soecifically
asked us to get them alcohol.Copy !req
36. I mean, it's a no-brainer.Copy !req
37. We bring booze to the party and we're
getting laid by the hottest chicks in school.Copy !req
38. They're D.T.F.- down to fuck!Copy !req
39. Mmm! Andy, nice touch
with that sour cream, man.Copy !req
40. I didn't use sour cream.Copy !req
41. Trust me, you will have your D. l.H.E.-
dick in her ear-Copy !req
42. T. l.H.A.- toe in her ass-
and my B.O.Y.C.-Copy !req
43. balls on your chin.Copy !req
44. That just sounds horrible, Jonah.Copy !req
45. What? Are you saying you would just
rather have my balls on your chin?Copy !req
46. - What are you doing, man?
- Nothing. Hair in your eye.
Look, it doesn't matter.Copy !req
47. What's important here is that we
find someone who can get us alcohol...Copy !req
48. - Hey.Copy !req
49. Chicka-chicka-yeah!Copy !req
50. Look what I picked up
last night! Huh?Copy !req
51. - " McAnalovin"?
- Yeah.Copy !req
52. - One frickin' name? For realsies?
- What the hell is that?Copy !req
53. - It's a great l.D.
- It's fuckin' awesome, man!Copy !req
54. - Could you get me one?
- Yeah, I can hook you up.Copy !req
55. - Nice.
- 'Cause I am McAnalovin.Copy !req
56. Yeshiva class of 2010!Copy !req
57. Chicka-chicka-yeah!
Fake l.D. ! Fake l.D. !Copy !req
58. Keep it Down, bitches!Copy !req
59. Look, normally I wouldn't give a shit...Copy !req
60. but my cousin said that there's some
serious side effects with this herb.Copy !req
61. I mean serious.Copy !req
62. What's wrong with you?
You're such a pussy.Copy !req
63. It'll be the best shit
you've ever smoked.Copy !req
64. They're just telling you it's got side effects
so they can keep it all for themselves.Copy !req
65. All right, then you smoke some.Copy !req
66. Not interested.
I'm on a diet.Copy !req
67. I'll tell you what.Copy !req
68. You smoke this shit for one week straight,
and I'll pay your rent for six months.Copy !req
69. - Serious?
- Uh, yeah.Copy !req
70. - You're on, bee-yatch!
- You know how I know you're gay?Copy !req
71. - How?
- Uh, you just called me " bee-yatch."Copy !req
72. - You know how I know you're gay?
- How?Copy !req
73. - You have a dildo stuck in your ass.
- What?Copy !req
74. - Yeah. Check it put.Copy !req
75. Oh, there you are, Fernando.Copy !req
76. Hey, this smells like curry.Copy !req
77. - Check one. Check two.Copy !req
78. Ohh! Oh, my God, this microohone
smells like Jimmy's balls!Copy !req
79. - Hey, Manuel.
- No, that's mean.Copy !req
80. Excuse me. I so badly
want to do stand-up comedy.Copy !req
81. I'd do anything for somebody
to teach me how.Copy !req
82. You know, I'm actually probably
not the person to ask...Copy !req
83. 'cause I'm not very seasoned.Copy !req
84. But there are several Comics here
that You could ask.Copy !req
85. Oh, no, you don't.Copy !req
86. There are a number of people here
who could actually help you.Copy !req
87. Excuse me for a minute, young lady.Copy !req
88. Then she got pregnant. Um-Copy !req
89. - Biscuit, what the hell's the matter with you?
- What?Copy !req
90. She wants your ass, and you're
standing there with your dick in your hand!Copy !req
91. Give me a break. She doesn't want me.
That's just stupid.Copy !req
92. Come on, Biscuit.
Trust me!Copy !req
93. Take it from a man
who's been around.Copy !req
94. I may have
the Benjamin Button disease...Copy !req
95. but I've had experience with women
since childbirth.Copy !req
96. Three days ago- bam!Copy !req
97. Okay, thank you very much for sharing,
but believe me, she doesn't want me.Copy !req
98. Okay?Copy !req
99. You are a lost cause, my brother.Copy !req
100. Well, Blaqguy,
I'm not like you. Okay?Copy !req
101. I'm not some wizard at reading women.
I don't know how to do this.Copy !req
102. t least You're normal.Copy !req
103. I'm a 25-year-pld
in an 85-year-pld body.Copy !req
104. Do you know
what that shit's like? Huh?Copy !req
105. This time last year I was in love...Copy !req
106. with the best fart my gay uncle laid.Copy !req
107. Oh, dude, last night
I was fuckin' this chick.Copy !req
108. We were in the middle of fucking, and l-Copy !req
109. And we're getting all sweaty...Copy !req
110. and then I realize
it's not sweat- it's pee.Copy !req
111. - This bitch peed all over me!Copy !req
112. I know that laugh.
That's a virgin's laugh.Copy !req
113. What? What are you talking about?Copy !req
114. It all makes sense now!Copy !req
115. - Andy's a virgin!
- You're a fucking virgin?Copy !req
116. No, I'm not!Copy !req
117. My man is not a virgin!
It's impossible!Copy !req
118. Oh, yeah? Well, then why
is he wearing this shirt?Copy !req
119. That's a joke!
It's just a joke, a stupid shirt.Copy !req
120. That's all!Copy !req
121. I'm not a-Copy !req
122. They're just shirts!
I'm not a virgin!Copy !req
123. Then what is this shit, my friend?Copy !req
124. Oh, let's beat
his fuckin' virgin ass!Copy !req
125. - We should have sex with your ass!Copy !req
126. Guys, come on, calm down.
Give him a break, all right? It's Andy.Copy !req
127. You gotta get a set of nuts, bro.Copy !req
128. You gotta get out there
and experience life.Copy !req
129. Be aggressive.
Do what you want with them.Copy !req
130. if they say, " No, stop, not in there,
you're hurting me"...Copy !req
131. you do it anyway.Copy !req
132. No means yes.Copy !req
133. How does anyone
stay a fucking virgin all these years?Copy !req
134. I mean, there are shaved middle-schoolers
having sex on the lnternet right now.Copy !req
135. What the fuck?Copy !req
136. Uh, not- not that I know that
from... experience.Copy !req
137. I mean, that's what I heard...Copy !req
138. from people that... I met...Copy !req
139. on the lnternet.Copy !req
140. Uh-Copy !req
141. I'm the Green Hornet.Copy !req
142. - Yeah.Copy !req
143. I just don't get it, Biscuit.Copy !req
144. How in the hell could you go 40 years
and not have sex?Copy !req
145. I don't know.
I just kinda stopped trying.Copy !req
146. That's okay, man. That's what
Simonizing your disco stick is for.Copy !req
147. - What?
- You know. Buttering your peppercorn.Copy !req
148. Skinnin' your smoke wagon.Copy !req
149. Fillin' the sock with
something other than your foot.Copy !req
150. Oh. Okay.
You mean masturbation.Copy !req
151. I don't know what all that shit means, man.
I'm talkin' 'bout whackin' off.Copy !req
152. - Yeah, well, I've never done that.
- You what?Copy !req
153. You've never busted a nut?Copy !req
154. So you got 40 years of creamer
all built up in there?Copy !req
155. - Yeah.
- Damn!Copy !req
156. I know. And the worst part is,
I just feel so left out.Copy !req
157. I feel like everybody's
having sex but me.Copy !req
158. Ah, no pressure, Biscuit.
Not everybody's sexin' it up.Copy !req
159. Oh, yeah?
What do you call that?Copy !req
160. I say sex is not sex
without penetration.Copy !req
161. Oh, my God.
What is that?Copy !req
162. - My hip!Copy !req
163. Damn!
That's some nasty shit, Ma!Copy !req
164. Sweet mother of Mary.Copy !req
165. Me likey.Copy !req
166. Me likey a lot!Copy !req
167. Walk slower.Copy !req
168. Damn! God!
She was so pretty.Copy !req
169. Oh.
See, that's just my luck, Blaqguy.Copy !req
170. ho-ho-ho-ho!
look, look, look, man!Copy !req
171. She's okay!Copy !req
172. That's all you, dog!Copy !req
173. No! Damn it! Those gangs!Copy !req
174. Maybe not.Copy !req
175. Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
176. She's so resilient.
She's so full of... verve and vigor.Copy !req
177. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
178. - Oh, no!Copy !req
179. - Man!
- Those guys are such assholes!Copy !req
180. Damn, Biscuit, You do
have some bad sex karma.Copy !req
181. We gon' have to change your whole vibe,
startin' with that fur carpet.Copy !req
182. All right, just ask yourself,
what's your "why factor"?Copy !req
183. - My "why factor"?
- Yeah, you valet
attendant-looking motherfucker!Copy !req
184. Why are you buying alcohol illegally?Copy !req
185. Because you get some pussy
in exchange for it.Copy !req
186. - Is this really what this is all about?
- Of course!Copy !req
187. - That is, unless-
- What are you doing, man?Copy !req
188. Nothing. Just a little mustard
on your face.Copy !req
189. Look, guys, we get alcohol,
we'll be sac-deep by midnight.Copy !req
190. So, McAnalovin, get your fuckin' ass
in there and get us our "why factor."Copy !req
191. - Give me that fuckin' vest, you faggot!
- The vest?Copy !req
192. Yeah, take it off, dickhead.
Looks like you're parking cars at Morton's.Copy !req
193. Makes me look older,
you fucking gay Garth Brooks!Copy !req
194. I'm gonna fucking kill you! Give me that
fucking vest and get the fuck in there!Copy !req
195. Fuckin' hate him.Copy !req
196. - It'll be fine.
- Better fucking work.Copy !req
197. - It'll work. It's fine.
- Fucking asshole.Copy !req
198. So many things-Copy !req
199. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
200. Mmm. Okay.Copy !req
201. Can you hear me now?Copy !req
202. - Good!Copy !req
203. Okay, don't draw attention
to yourself.Copy !req
204. Oh!Copy !req
205. Okay-Copy !req
206. Oh, shit!Copy !req
207. Under age! Go!
Go home to your mother! Go!Copy !req
208. Next, next. L.D. l.D. !Copy !req
209. Come on!Copy !req
210. Ah! Out of state.Copy !req
211. No good here. Next!Copy !req
212. Come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
213. - l.D.Copy !req
214. That's very flattering, young man...Copy !req
215. but I was born in the year 1930.Copy !req
216. Yes, I can see that you are old
by your leathery hands...Copy !req
217. - and your breasts that sag to your "WUPA."
- What's a "WUPA"?Copy !req
218. Wrinkled Upper-Pussy Area.Copy !req
219. No l.D., no alcohol.Copy !req
220. - Next!Copy !req
221. These crazy motherfuckers.Copy !req
222. I'm going on break.Copy !req
223. l.D.Copy !req
224. Let's go.
This isn't vacation.Copy !req
225. McAnalovin.Copy !req
226. What kind of bitch-ass name
is this?Copy !req
227. - H-How'd you read it?
- Show me your nipples!Copy !req
228. - What?
- Nipples.Copy !req
229. Bitch tits. Little pinks.
Lemme see 'em.Copy !req
230. - My nipples?
- Yes. Please. Do I s-s-stutter?Copy !req
231. Huh? Eh?Copy !req
232. - All right. Supple and taut.
- Ow!Copy !req
233. I'd say 15, maybe 16 at the most.Copy !req
234. What?
No way! That's crazy!Copy !req
235. Don't fuck with me.Copy !req
236. Damn, Biscuit!
What are you wearing, a fur coat, dog?Copy !req
237. Oh, no. My-Copy !req
238. My father's from the Balkans.
They're hairy.Copy !req
239. Don't waste your high on that weak shit, bro.
Your cousin's shit is the bomb.Copy !req
240. Really?
You don't feel any side effects?Copy !req
241. Not a one, my friend.
I told you that was pure bullshit.Copy !req
242. You realize you have tits, right?Copy !req
243. Yee! New experience.Copy !req
244. - Hyah!
- Chinese bitch!Copy !req
245. lndian girl. Jew. Black.Copy !req
246. Okay, but you're
one hairy motherfucker!Copy !req
247. Even your hair is growing hair.Copy !req
248. Yeah, I need to use
the extra-sticky flak jacket. Okay?Copy !req
249. You ready?Copy !req
250. This seems like a lot of glue.
Is this gonna hurt?Copy !req
251. She's a professional.
It's not gonna hurt, right?Copy !req
252. Yes, of course it's going to hurt,
you stupid idiot.Copy !req
253. - Oh, God.
- You be a man, okay? Don't be a pussy.Copy !req
254. Okay? You ready?
A-one, a-two!Copy !req
255. - Get set!
- No, no, please!Copy !req
256. It doesn't... hurt that much.Copy !req
257. Dude, if those are your nipples,
I'm gonna pass out.Copy !req
258. Of course they his nipple! What you think?Copy !req
259. Look. They all on the wall.
I got a collection over there. You see?Copy !req
260. - Shit.Copy !req
261. Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy!Copy !req
262. - How does it make me a pussy if I'm not gay?
- Domo arigato, bitches!Copy !req
263. I really appreciate you guys
giving me a lift and everything...Copy !req
264. but I think I can walk from here.Copy !req
265. Man, it's the least we could do, considering
what Helen Keller did to your ass back there.Copy !req
266. Yeah, that was totally
uncalled for, I know.Copy !req
267. " McAnalovin"?Copy !req
268. What the fuck tYoe of name is that?Copy !req
269. lrish... gay... porn?Copy !req
270. How y'all expect to get anywhere looking
like that? We need to take you shopping.Copy !req
271. Get you some thangs,
some clothes, some style.Copy !req
272. - Alcohol, maybe?
- Absolutely. And how do you get that?Copy !req
273. - My l.D.?
- No, motherfucker. Money!Copy !req
274. - All right? Now, how you get money?
- Uh, work?Copy !req
275. - That's crazy talk, son.
- That shit is crazy, dpg.Copy !req
276. That's what's wrong
with the Young people, Yo ss.Copy !req
277. - They all wanna do homework
and be responsible.
- Hey!Copy !req
278. - Oh, my-
- They all wanna grow up-Copy !req
279. Whatever happened to
drPopin'put of high school...Copy !req
280. get a bitch pregnant,
start a music career?Copy !req
281. Preach, nigga, preach!Copy !req
282. - Hey.Copy !req
283. Well, McAnalovin...Copy !req
284. this is America and we 'bout to
bring things back to the good old days.Copy !req
285. Beat and Yo Ass about to get you some money
the old-fashioned way, homeboy.Copy !req
286. - What?
- We gon' steal it.Copy !req
287. Hold on, white boy.Copy !req
288. - Ah, yeah!Copy !req
289. Is that a life meter?Copy !req
290. Yep, and it's green.
When it turns red, your ass is dead.Copy !req
291. - Put this shit on.Copy !req
292. We fixin' to go G.T.A. up in this bitch.Copy !req
293. - Whoo!
- Oh, shit!Copy !req
294. - Oh.
- Let's go shoppin'.Copy !req
295. Fascists!Copy !req
296. Hey, what-Copy !req
297. - What? Huh?Copy !req
298. Asshole!Copy !req
299. Hey, my man!
Oranges!Copy !req
300. Naranjas.
Dos dölares.Copy !req
301. - What'd you just do?
- Oh, no, he didn't!Copy !req
302. What? I got
the cash money, dude!Copy !req
303. - Did you just rob a Mexican?
Are you kidding me?
- What?Copy !req
304. Do you know what happens
when you rob a Mexican in this game?Copy !req
305. Dog, when you rob a white guy,
you get the money.Copy !req
306. When you rob a black guy, he'll chase
after your ass the whole dang game.Copy !req
307. But if you rob a Mexican, dog, you get the
entire Latin community after your dumb ass!Copy !req
308. Every ese, muchacho, nino,
Menudo, Santana and Rob Thomas...Copy !req
309. the motherfuckers from the catering truck,
they gon' all try to kill us!Copy !req
310. Bring your ass over here!Copy !req
311. Go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
312. We gon' find your ass
a woman Today.Copy !req
313. Ow! Careful. I'm sore.Copy !req
314. How do they look?Copy !req
315. You look like Hannibal Nipples.Copy !req
316. - Right this way.
- Got 'im.Copy !req
317. - You should like swimming
and apple picking and-Copy !req
318. I like a really large man, but he's gotta
shoot blanks. You know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
319. - Bla-
- Mommy, I'm thirsty!Copy !req
320. Hey! Mommy's trying to get
some penis right now. Suck it up.Copy !req
321. I love my kids.Copy !req
322. We'll keep it simple.Copy !req
323. He'll toss your salad
while I give you the reach-around.Copy !req
324. Okay?Copy !req
325. No, I'm-Copy !req
326. So, yeah, I like sitting in saunas...Copy !req
327. being in bathhouses,
playing racquetball.Copy !req
328. I like, uh...Copy !req
329. camping, pitching tents-Copy !req
330. - She's not the one.
- What?Copy !req
331. She's a knockout.
What are you talking about?Copy !req
332. Tall, big head, masculine jaw.Copy !req
333. - Something's not right.
- What's not right?Copy !req
334. - Motherfucker, look at her hands.
- What's wrong with her hands?Copy !req
335. I'm pretty picky.
You know?Copy !req
336. - That ruins everything.
- Mmm.Copy !req
337. You ain't tasted Mexican
until You taste this shit, white boy.Copy !req
338. Shit's the bomb, dog.Copy !req
339. - Ahh. There we go.
- Yeah!Copy !req
340. - Why is there an " F" in the window?
- " F"?Copy !req
341. - Man, that's a " B."
- Stupid motherfucker.Copy !req
342. You think I would take you
somewhere if it was an " F"?Copy !req
343. We got three ass-piss burritos,
one crap solatter enchilada-Copy !req
344. - That's mine. That's mine.
- We got it all!Copy !req
345. - /Gracias, hombre!Copy !req
346. - Oh, shit.Copy !req
347. - I told you this was gonna happen! Look!
- Oh, shit!Copy !req
348. - Here Come the gangbangers!
- There they are! Hey!Copy !req
349. Has anybody
been to the zoo lately?Copy !req
350. I went to the zoo
and, uh, I w-w-Copy !req
351. walked up to
the penguin cage...Copy !req
352. and, um, I was, like, I wonder if the other
animals are looking at them going...Copy !req
353. " God, I'm glad I'm me."Copy !req
354. Because they, uh, you know-Copy !req
355. It's like, I wonder what I did in my past life
to be reborn a legless, flightless bird...Copy !req
356. in the middle of the North Pole-Copy !req
357. South Pole.
Sorry. Um-Copy !req
358. Close!Copy !req
359. - Uh-
- nobody cares, buddy.Copy !req
360. Now, ladies and gentlemen,
I will attempt to make comedy applesauce.Copy !req
361. I'm sorry if I hit you.Copy !req
362. Thank you very much.
You've been a great aaudience.Copy !req
363. You suck!Copy !req
364. Hey, give it up for Andy, huh?Copy !req
365. He was great!Copy !req
366. - Hey there.
- Hi.Copy !req
367. Oh! Hi! You're from the other night,
crossing the street!Copy !req
368. - Yeah, that would be me.
- How are you? How's your neck?Copy !req
369. - It's fine.
- Yeah? Bludgeoned head?Copy !req
370. - Better.
- Stab wounds?Copy !req
371. - Healing.
- And that mangled leg?Copy !req
372. Actually, it's better than before.
I can do this now.Copy !req
373. - Oh! Oh, I'm- I'm sorry.Copy !req
374. I know it's not a good color match.
They only had white or black.Copy !req
375. I chose white.
Does that make me racist?Copy !req
376. - No, absolutely-
- Thanks!Copy !req
377. - You were really funny up there.
- Oh, please.Copy !req
378. - You were hilarious.
I was laughing on the inside.
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
379. Okay, well, I just-
Good job!Copy !req
380. - Do you wanna go out sometime?
- I'd love to. Tonight?Copy !req
381. Tonight? Yeah.Copy !req
382. - Sure. Absolutely.
- Great. Maybe we'll have some sex after.Copy !req
383. Excuse me?Copy !req
384. What?Copy !req
385. I mean- What- What-
You said- What did you-Copy !req
386. - I didn't say anything.
- Okay.Copy !req
387. So send me your e-mail address. I can
tell you where I live and you can pick me up.Copy !req
388. Maybe you should text me, then I'll
call you and you can text me your address.Copy !req
389. ls there an app for that? if not, why don't l
just Twitter you my Facebook page...Copy !req
390. and then you can wall-to-wall me your number,
I'll call and leave my address on your voice mail.Copy !req
391. It might be better if I l. M. you
my Myspace page, then you can
leave me your address there...Copy !req
392. I'll blog my cell ohone on it, you can call me
when I give you my T-Mobile rollover minutes...Copy !req
393. put you on my fave five- that way
you can give it to me live over the ohone.Copy !req
394. - You'd put me in your fave five?
- Oh, yeah. Sure.Copy !req
395. - Oh, excuse me one second.Copy !req
396. - Oh, yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
397. Hello?
Oh, hi.Copy !req
398. Yes. Yes, I am. Of course.
That's great news. Yeah, I will.Copy !req
399. Thank you!
Okay, bye.Copy !req
400. I applied for this job in Hawaii six months ago,
and I just found out I got it!Copy !req
401. - Oh, my God! That's great!
- I'm so excited!Copy !req
402. - But I have to leave tonight.
- Tonight?Copy !req
403. - Yeah.
- Oh. Okay.Copy !req
404. - I'm sorry about dinner and sex.
- Listen, work is work.Copy !req
405. Thank you for understanding.Copy !req
406. Yeah, sure.
No problem.Copy !req
407. - Oh! Okay.
- Congratulations. That's great.Copy !req
408. - Okay, bye! Give me a hug.
- Okay.Copy !req
409. Um, oh, my God.
You forgot your, um, leg.Copy !req
410. How do you not have an address?Copy !req
411. This is your freakin' contact.Copy !req
412. Stop riding me. That dipshit fucked me up
with the whole getting arrested thing.Copy !req
413. We'll find it. No worries.Copy !req
414. - Wait!Copy !req
415. What the hell is that?Copy !req
416. Sounds like " La Cucaracha."Copy !req
417. - Holy fucking shit!
- Let's get the fuck outta here!Copy !req
418. Oh, shit!
Rob Thomas?Copy !req
419. - Get in the car.
- What?Copy !req
420. Get in the car!Copy !req
421. Okay.Copy !req
422. This shit happens
all the time, man!Copy !req
423. Girls just be doin'that shit,
and it's fucked up!Copy !req
424. Oh, yeah, dude.
That shit doesn't even matter. All right?Copy !req
425. 'Cause tonight you're gonna fuckin'
lay down the hammer, fucker.Copy !req
426. I don't know what that means
and it's not heloful.Copy !req
427. I just wanna meet somebody for once
who's down to earth and a normal person.Copy !req
428. What they have is special.Copy !req
429. Can I call you Noah?Copy !req
430. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
431. You're turning into
a real, certified bitch!Copy !req
432. Now you cryin'
over The notebook?Copy !req
433. Got these things right here.Copy !req
434. - Ow.
- These... tits.Copy !req
435. Damn, those feel kinda-
those feel kinda good.Copy !req
436. Okay, you know what?
You guys are disgusting.Copy !req
437. I'm going to get a Shirley Temple.Copy !req
438. - Hi!
- You're cute.Copy !req
439. - What's your name?
- I'm Andy. Hi.Copy !req
440. Well, Andy, every Thursday night
my sister and I pick someone
from the bar to have sex with.Copy !req
441. And tonight we choose you!Copy !req
442. Congratulations!Copy !req
443. - You like a ménage a trois, Andy?
- Five pr six times a night?Copy !req
444. How about double Dutch expressways?
You enjoy those?Copy !req
445. - Jelly doughnut?
- Ukrainian popcorn?Copy !req
446. Mouth fucking?Copy !req
447. Would you excuse me a second,
or a moment, if you don't mind?Copy !req
448. Think about it!Copy !req
449. Um, excuse me.Copy !req
450. - Excuse me?Copy !req
451. Excuse me.Copy !req
452. Why can't I be the center of attention?Copy !req
453. He once had sex
with a 345-ppund woman...Copy !req
454. just to help her
get some exercise.Copy !req
455. His craps smell like
a 40-day aged bone-in rib eye.Copy !req
456. He's so secure
with his masculinity...Copy !req
457. that he doesn't mind
urinal peekers.Copy !req
458. He is the most interesting man
in the world.Copy !req
459. I don't always fuck fat bitches...Copy !req
460. but when I do I prefer
to be plastered on-Copy !req
461. Stay thirsty, my friends.Copy !req
462. Can I help You?
Hey.Copy !req
463. - Can I help you?
- Huh?Copy !req
464. - To drink. What do you want to drink?
- sorry.Copy !req
465. May I have a Shirley Temple, please?Copy !req
466. That's my favorite drink.Copy !req
467. Mine too.Copy !req
468. This is fate.Copy !req
469. I think so.
I'm Sarah.Copy !req
470. Oh! Sorry.
I'm Andy.Copy !req
471. - Sorry.Copy !req
472. - That was-
- Cute?Copy !req
473. - Yeah. Loud.Copy !req
474. So, MTZ, the paparazzi show?Copy !req
475. Yeah, I've been working there for two years
and just got my promotion today.Copy !req
476. - That's so cool. Congratulations.
- Oh, thank You!Copy !req
477. - I'm so excited!
- That's really neat.Copy !req
478. Hey-hey-hey!
Compliments of the boys!Copy !req
479. You know, actually,
I don't drink.Copy !req
480. I sipped some wine once,
but that was it.Copy !req
481. - Oh, that's fine.
- No.Copy !req
482. Come on, girl.
One shot ain't gonna hurt you.Copy !req
483. I will if you do.Copy !req
484. - Okay!
- Okay. Cheers.Copy !req
485. Oh! That was horrible.Copy !req
486. Oh! My bad, girl. That was my
genetic sample. Here, try this one.Copy !req
487. I'm not sure if I liked that one.
Can I try another one?Copy !req
488. Um, you kn- you know what?Copy !req
489. That's a lot of booze...
to have... quickly.Copy !req
490. Whoo!Copy !req
491. - Sarah! Sarah! Sarah! Sarah!Copy !req
492. - Yeah!Copy !req
493. Drunk girl
Gettin'up her fun nowCopy !req
494. It's cool
ll of her friends aroundCopy !req
495. Drunk girl, drunk girlCopy !req
496. Drunk girl
Oh, my god, embarrassingCopy !req
497. no way
This is not happeningCopy !req
498. Drunk girl, drunk girlCopy !req
499. Drunk girlCopy !req
500. The time is nowCopy !req
501. You say don't stopCopy !req
502. That You're super loudCopy !req
503. Drunk girl
Can't believe the things I didCopy !req
504. - Um, do you think that you should be driving?Copy !req
505. Oh, I can't help it.Copy !req
506. - My vagina has a mind of its own.
- Oh.Copy !req
507. Oh, my god.
Okay, yep. That's weird.Copy !req
508. I like You, ndy.Copy !req
509. - I like you too.
- I like you a lot.Copy !req
510. Okay, we should maybe-
Let's-Copy !req
511. Okay, no, that's, um-
We have to get you some-Copy !req
512. Oh, that could have
done the trick.Copy !req
513. - I'm gonna go down on you now. Okay?
- What? I don't think that's-Copy !req
514. - Oh, God, no! Please!Copy !req
515. Oh, my God,
that's so warm.Copy !req
516. Oh, my God,
I am, like, so sorry-Copy !req
517. No! No! No, please!Copy !req
518. Andy! Andy!Copy !req
519. Aah! Aah!
I'm right here!Copy !req
520. - I'm here!
- Oh, God. Thank goodness.Copy !req
521. I thought that I lost you.Copy !req
522. Can you stop throwing up, please?
I'm not a very strong swimmer.Copy !req
523. I think that I'm done.Copy !req
524. Oh, I just peed.
It's so warm.Copy !req
525. Oh, my God.
Do you want to come in?Copy !req
526. - Oh, I'd like that.
- Okay.Copy !req
527. Everyone, meet Michael.Copy !req
528. We're glad you're here,
Michael.Copy !req
529. We need an umpire.Copy !req
530. What am I gonna be
an umpire for?Copy !req
531. - Edward, you didn't tell him?
- I was getting to that.Copy !req
532. Let's just say it's something
we can only play during thunderstorms.Copy !req
533. Okay.Copy !req
534. What is it?Copy !req
535. We're all lactose intolerant.Copy !req
536. Sorry.Copy !req
537. - Hey there.
- Holy shit! You scared me.Copy !req
538. My apologies.
Are you okay?Copy !req
539. I'm sorry. I was being chased
by a bunch of Mexicans for no reason.Copy !req
540. All I'm trying to do is get some alcohol so l
can have sex with the hottest chick in school.Copy !req
541. I think I can help you out.Copy !req
542. - Really?
- Yeah. You see that house over there?Copy !req
543. They're practically
giving away free booze!Copy !req
544. - Just ask for Lisa.
- Seriously?Copy !req
545. if I'm lyin', I'm dyin'.Copy !req
546. Here, take this bag.Copy !req
547. Never want to go to a party
empty-handed.Copy !req
548. Cookies?
And condoms?Copy !req
549. You can never have enough
of either, right?Copy !req
550. - Agreed.
- Now go get your alcohol.Copy !req
551. Thanks, man.
You're an awesome dude.Copy !req
552. Yes, I am.Copy !req
553. Yes, I am.Copy !req
554. Hello?Copy !req
555. Is anyone home?Copy !req
556. Come on in. I made You a drink.Copy !req
557. Just help Yourself.Copy !req
558. Cool! Thanks!Copy !req
559. - Sweet!
- Hey there.Copy !req
560. Oh. Hey, bro.Copy !req
561. Dude, aren't you that guy from the show
that catches the molesters?Copy !req
562. - That would be me.
- That show's so fuckin'awesome!Copy !req
563. You're great on that!Copy !req
564. Remember that one with the priest and
he was trying to weasel his way out of it...Copy !req
565. but You ended up nailing him with
the e-mails from the underage girls.Copy !req
566. Once he hightailed it and hit the front yard,
he got hit by Shawne Merriman-looking cops.Copy !req
567. - I do.
- That was so fuckin' awesome!Copy !req
568. What are you doing here?
Is this your house?Copy !req
569. Uh, no. I'm actually
taping the show.Copy !req
570. Really? Here?
That's awesome. Can I watch?Copy !req
571. - It looks like you already are.
- What?Copy !req
572. What's in the bag?Copy !req
573. What? Just the stuff you gave me.
Just... cookies and condoms.Copy !req
574. - I didn't give you anything.
- Huh?Copy !req
575. What did you think was gonna happen
by coming over here tonight?Copy !req
576. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I'm not a molester.Copy !req
577. The only reason I'm here is because
you told me there'd be alcohol here.Copy !req
578. - You said to ask for Lisa!
- Really?Copy !req
579. So you had no intention of having sex
with an underage minor.Copy !req
580. Wha- No! l-l-l don't know
what you're talking about!Copy !req
581. So you don't remember saying this?Copy !req
582. What? Cor- No! I'm allergic to
chocolate chips, for Christ's sakes!Copy !req
583. And I don't even like
real maple syrup.Copy !req
584. I don't know what's going on.Copy !req
585. - You could make things easier
if you'd just tell us the truth.
- I am telling the truth.Copy !req
586. I don't know who this girl is.Copy !req
587. I'm just trying to get alcohol so I can
have sex with the hottest girl in school.Copy !req
588. - Really?
- That's all!Copy !req
589. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
590. Hold on. Wait.
I wanna talk to you. Sir?Copy !req
591. - What am I gonna do?Copy !req
592. I'm not a molester,
you fucking dickhead!Copy !req
593. - Here we go.Copy !req
594. - Mm-hmm.
- Get a little of this debris...Copy !req
595. off your face.Copy !req
596. Why are you being
so nice to me? Hmm?Copy !req
597. I don't know.
I guess 'cause you're letting me.Copy !req
598. Okay. No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.Copy !req
599. - You gotta drink some of that.
- Oh, I want you.Copy !req
600. Not working.
Ahh!Copy !req
601. Ahh. Ohh.Copy !req
602. Aaah!Copy !req
603. Yeah, that's it.
Let that sit on your tongue for a second.Copy !req
604. That's just an antibacterial.
Okay.Copy !req
605. I'm gonna slip into
something more comfortable.Copy !req
606. - Okay? I'll meet you in the bedroom.
- Okay.Copy !req
607. Okay.Copy !req
608. Ohh! No!Copy !req
609. - No! Oh, my God.Copy !req
610. You wanna lay down some pipe, bitch?Copy !req
611. Um, can you just-
Could you give me a minute? I'll be-Copy !req
612. Pussy!Copy !req
613. Oh, yeah! Oww! Oh! Oh, yeah!Copy !req
614. Okay. Oh, Jesus-Copy !req
615. - Okay. Hey.
- Hey. Hey.Copy !req
616. - Sorry.
- I was just screwing this warm pie right here.Copy !req
617. - I heard it feels like the real thing.
- That's cool.Copy !req
618. - You know, 16's a real horny age, man.
- Yes-Copy !req
619. - So, uh, what- what you doin'?
- Whoa.Copy !req
620. Nothing. L-
I'm sorry to interrupt you.Copy !req
621. Sarah's in the other room. She's tied to the bed.
She wants to have sex with me.Copy !req
622. - Oh, shit!
- I don't know what to do.Copy !req
623. - Are you serious?
- Yes.Copy !req
624. My man!
This is the big moment!Copy !req
625. - It's about to go down!
- You inconsiderate pricks.Copy !req
626. Will you please keep it down?Copy !req
627. I have such a massive headache.Copy !req
628. Sorry, brother.
It's just, you know, so exciting.Copy !req
629. Our boy's about to get laid!Copy !req
630. - Yeah.
- Brother, you bleedin'?Copy !req
631. What-Copy !req
632. Oh! There are
side effects to this weed!Copy !req
633. Damn!
Anyone have an extra tampon?Copy !req
634. - Preferably super-wide?
- No.Copy !req
635. You need to get your ass back in there
before she passes out.Copy !req
636. - I know. But what if I do it wrong?
- Do it wrong?Copy !req
637. All you doin' is stickin' your dick
in her coochie!Copy !req
638. There's no wrong way
of doing that!Copy !req
639. Well, there was this one time
I stuck my thing in Naomi Turner's cat.Copy !req
640. It was dark in there,
we was huddled up in a twin bed...Copy !req
641. and the cat just snuck up
in between the sheets.Copy !req
642. It just felt like-
Hey! You know? Uhh!Copy !req
643. - We all's the Lord's creatures, right?
- Yes.Copy !req
644. Man, just get your white ass
in there and get to fuckin'!Copy !req
645. - Get to fuckin'!
- Let's dp some fucking.Copy !req
646. - Just do some fuckin'!
- It can't be that hard. Everybody does it.Copy !req
647. - Okay, I'm gonna do some fucking!
- Fuck-Fuckin'!Copy !req
648. I can't.
I can't, I can't.Copy !req
649. I can't do it.
I can't do some fuckin'.Copy !req
650. I'm- I don't know
what's wrong with me.Copy !req
651. I'm 40, and I'm-
I'm- I'm never gonna be with a woman.Copy !req
652. I'm just not.Copy !req
653. Not with that sniveling attitude,
you won't!Copy !req
654. - Seth, what are you doing?
- Shut up!Copy !req
655. I'm going out.Copy !req
656. Out to get a milk shake.Copy !req
657. A milk shake?Copy !req
658. Yes, boy!Copy !req
659. You see, l...Copy !req
660. have a milk shake...Copy !req
661. and you have a milk shake.Copy !req
662. But I have a straw.Copy !req
663. You see? Huh?
There it is. Watching!Copy !req
664. My straw reaches...Copy !req
665. across the room...Copy !req
666. and into your milk shake.Copy !req
667. I don't understand what you're doing.Copy !req
668. - Okay, if you're doing a metaohor,
I don't really-Copy !req
669. My milk shake...Copy !req
670. brings all the boys...Copy !req
671. to the yard.Copy !req
672. Damn right it's better than yours!Copy !req
673. Damn right.Copy !req
674. I drink your milk shake!Copy !req
675. I drink it up!Copy !req
676. I don't even know what that means.
That's so weird.Copy !req
677. No one wants a virgin boy, Andy.Copy !req
678. Hey! Don't- What are you- What are you-
Don't do that! Calm down!Copy !req
679. I will not calm down!Copy !req
680. - I will not calm down!
- Stop it! Seth, stop it!Copy !req
681. Stop it!Copy !req
682. Just stop it.Copy !req
683. Dude, I'm so sorry, man.
I'm so fuckin' high right now.Copy !req
684. Uh, look, look.Copy !req
685. You got an ocean
of cum under there, all right?Copy !req
686. The only person that's gonna
be able to get to it is you...Copy !req
687. and you gotta use
your cock to do that.Copy !req
688. - Okay, I get it. Please don't, you know-
- Okay?Copy !req
689. - You can do it.
- I know. I feel like I can do it-Copy !req
690. - No, you can do it!
- I feel like I can do it. I just need to do it.Copy !req
691. - Then go do it already!
- My mind is changing,
and I can do this, can't l?Copy !req
692. - Yes, you can do this!
- I know I can! You know what?Copy !req
693. I am sick-Copy !req
694. I'm naked!Copy !req
695. Wow, he is beautiful.Copy !req
696. - Oh, Andy, you're so good!
- Bang that shit up!Copy !req
697. - What the fuck are you doing?
- Oh, ndy, You're so Good!Copy !req
698. - Get off of her!
- Andy! Oh!Copy !req
699. - Get off of her.
- Don't stop! Oh!Copy !req
700. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
701. - Get off!
- More! More!Copy !req
702. Where'd you go?Copy !req
703. - Son of a bitch!
- Get off!Copy !req
704. - What are you doing, baby?Copy !req
705. - Yeah.Copy !req
706. - Oh, I like that sound.Copy !req
707. Oh! I can't breathe!Copy !req
708. Ah! You son of a-Copy !req
709. Oh, shit.Copy !req
710. Oh, that burrito definitely was the meat.Copy !req
711. I'm crowning. Oh, my God. Guys, we gotta
pull over here. I don't feel too good.Copy !req
712. - Guys?Copy !req
713. You fucking assholes!Copy !req
714. Pull this shit over before I shit all over
your fucking Corinthian leather!Copy !req
715. - Oh, shit! Look out!Copy !req
716. Oh, shit. Oh, my God.Copy !req
717. Uh- This won't take long.Copy !req
718. Ah! My God!Copy !req
719. What the fuck!Copy !req
720. What the f-
ls someone in there?Copy !req
721. - Hello! Oh, God!Copy !req
722. I'm gonna shit my fucking pants.Copy !req
723. I'm gonna shit my fucking pants.
Oh, my God. What?Copy !req
724. Can you hear me now?
Good.Copy !req
725. Oh, my God.Copy !req
726. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
727. What the fuck?
Where's the fucking toilet?Copy !req
728. Oh, my God.
That's disgusting.Copy !req
729. Oh, God! I gotta go!
Oh, fuck.Copy !req
730. - Oh, God. Yeah. Fuck.Copy !req
731. - Huh?Copy !req
732. - Yo, where are you, white boy?
- I'm almost done.Copy !req
733. Listen, it's because of you
these Mexicans are trying to kill us!Copy !req
734. - Huh?
- Come on!Copy !req
735. What? What the fuck?Copy !req
736. - What? What the fuck?Copy !req
737. - Oh, my god.Copy !req
738. Oh, God.
I don't want to do it! I can't do it!Copy !req
739. Fuck it! Oh, God.Copy !req
740. - Okay! I'm here. Let's go.
- Well, it's about goddamn time, white boy.Copy !req
741. What the fuck is that smell?Copy !req
742. - I don't fuckin' know, dude.Copy !req
743. - Let's go, dude!
- Come on, let's go, Beat.Copy !req
744. Sarah. Hi!Copy !req
745. Hi.Copy !req
746. That's it? You don't- You don't
notice anything?Copy !req
747. Oh, um-Copy !req
748. Did you- You got new flip-flops?Copy !req
749. - Uh, not the flip-flops.
- Ankles swollen?Copy !req
750. - Higher.
- Oh, you carry a little weight in your knees.Copy !req
751. Higher.Copy !req
752. Oh, my God. Aha! Of course.
You have an outie.Copy !req
753. I never even realized
You had an putie.Copy !req
754. Not even when you were
bangin' me last night?Copy !req
755. Nope? Okay. So, no, I wasn't-
I didn't bang you last night.Copy !req
756. Of course you didn't bang me.Copy !req
757. You just had your dick pounding my liver
like Floyd Mayweather's punching bag...Copy !req
758. and now I'm pregnant!Copy !req
759. - Oh, shit. You're pregnant?
- Oh, bingo!Copy !req
760. - Give the man a fuckin' prize!
- Be careful with that.Copy !req
761. - Give the man a fuckin' prize!
- Be careful with that.Copy !req
762. I don't, um- That's-
Yeah, you are. You're very pregnant.Copy !req
763. - I'm just wondering
how that happened in a day.
- I'm half Mexican.Copy !req
764. Really?Copy !req
765. Andy, do you know how hard it is...Copy !req
766. to find a guy who can make you feel like
you're getting nailed by five guys?Copy !req
767. Mmm. No, I don't-
I don't know how hard that would be...Copy !req
768. but that's not my baby.Copy !req
769. Oh, God. Of course.Copy !req
770. TYoical response
from an irresponsible, middle-aged guy...Copy !req
771. who lives with a bunch
of sex-crazed teenagers!Copy !req
772. Okay. Come on.
My friends are not sex-crazed teenagers.Copy !req
773. Okay, yeah. He's cupping
and maybe juggling your breasts a little bit.Copy !req
774. Look- Do you mind?Copy !req
775. Oh, awkward.Copy !req
776. Thank you.Copy !req
777. I thought you were
wearing a condom.Copy !req
778. No, I wasn't wearing a condom
because I didn't have sex with you.Copy !req
779. if you don't accept this child...Copy !req
780. I am gonna go
so Flint, Michigan on you...Copy !req
781. that you are gonna go into
a deep economic depression...Copy !req
782. caused by the demise
of the auto industry.Copy !req
783. Then some fat guy's
gonna do a documentary on you!Copy !req
784. I don't understand what that means.Copy !req
785. if that doesn't work-Copy !req
786. then this baby is gonna suffer!Copy !req
787. - It's just a baby, so- Don't smoke that.
- May cause severe birth defects.Copy !req
788. That's very 1970s.
Don't do that, please.Copy !req
789. - Still not your baby?
- No, that's-Copy !req
790. - Wanna go for underdeveloped lung capacity?
- I don't want to go for that.Copy !req
791. It's illegal also, so please don't-Copy !req
792. Okay. I know You're upset,
so please don't drink that...Copy !req
793. because that's how you
make a baby homeless and- Oh!Copy !req
794. - Mommy, Mommy! no, Mommy!Copy !req
795. We're done, Andy.
It's over, jerk-off.Copy !req
796. Sarah. Sarah! Come on!Copy !req
797. I thought we had something!
I mean, I let you throw up in my mouth!Copy !req
798. Oh!Copy !req
799. Hey, come on, Biscuit!Copy !req
800. You're talkin' 'bout a hood rat.Copy !req
801. Hey, she's just for practice,
you know?Copy !req
802. You can't get all emotionally involved
all up in that shit.Copy !req
803. I don't know, Blaqguy.
I just feel like I need to get out of here...Copy !req
804. recharge my batteries,
go on vacation.Copy !req
805. But I don't-
I don't know where to go!Copy !req
806. Sarah Marshall
was found canopdling with British
Rock sensation ldpus Bright...Copy !req
807. in Maui, Hawaii.Copy !req
808. The couple seemed very much in love as
they frolicked about without a care in the world.Copy !req
809. What's warm this time of year?Copy !req
810. Maui, which is a favorite
hot sopt for many celebrities...Copy !req
811. seems to be the place of choice
for Aldous...Copy !req
812. as we've seen him with multiple love interests
just in the past few months.Copy !req
813. - Maybe Australia?
- Maui-Copy !req
814. - No, that's too far.
- is one of the warmest
and closest of the tropic getaways.Copy !req
815. - How 'bout Mexico?
- Fuck face, are you deaf?Copy !req
816. Your whore is here in Maui
with another guy.Copy !req
817. I have frequent flyer miles,
but l- I don't know.Copy !req
818. Hey, asshole! no wonder You're a virgin.
You're a fucking retard.Copy !req
819. - Turn the TVup.
- Hey, you know what? How 'bout Maui?Copy !req
820. Oh, ha, ha!
Hey, Maui. Good call.Copy !req
821. You'd be so far removed from anything
Sarah, you'll get over her ass in no time.Copy !req
822. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
823. Don't move, you sick fuck.Copy !req
824. Where am I supposed to go,
you fucking dickheads?Copy !req
825. Hey, Mandy,
quit takin' up all the drugs.Copy !req
826. - Yeah.Copy !req
827. What the fuck?
Holy shit!Copy !req
828. McAnalovin!Copy !req
829. McAnalovin!
McAnalovin!Copy !req
830. McAnalovin!Copy !req
831. hold on there, bitch.Copy !req
832. - Let me in!
- Holy shit!Copy !req
833. McAnalovin!
Let me in the fuckin' car!Copy !req
834. Dude! Jonah!Copy !req
835. - Let him in the car, dude.
- Any friend of yours is one of ours.Copy !req
836. - Get on in, fat white boy!
- Hi, baby!Copy !req
837. Holy fuckin' shit!
You got fuckin' beer!Copy !req
838. - You got the fuckin'beer!
- Of course I did. I'm McAnalovin!Copy !req
839. - Fuckin'incredible!
- Chicka-chicka-yeah!Copy !req
840. And you got fuckin' tits in your car!
Holy fucking shit!Copy !req
841. - Yeah!
- Whoo!Copy !req
842. - Hi.
- Aloha.Copy !req
843. Oh.Copy !req
844. Hi. I'm Andy soitzer.
I'm checking in.Copy !req
845. Oh, Mr. soitzer. Hello!
We have you in one of our econo rooms.Copy !req
846. Great. Yeah.
That's $50 a night?Copy !req
847. Fifty dollars.
Of course.Copy !req
848. Then there's a eight percent state tax,
a seven percent city tax...Copy !req
849. a 12% airport tax, a 32% stimulus tax
and, of course, the valet fee.Copy !req
850. Oh, valet.
No, I didn't drive, so-Copy !req
851. - Everyone pays the valet fee.
It's standard.
- Standard?Copy !req
852. The grand total on your room
will come to $485 per night.Copy !req
853. Food is extra except
the mint on your pillow at turndown.Copy !req
854. $485? That's... ridiculous.Copy !req
855. - It's a very good mint.
- I know. L-l-Copy !req
856. I'd like to speak to a manager, please.Copy !req
857. - Manager to the front desk.
Manager to the front desk.Copy !req
858. We have a cheap bitch in line one.
Cheap bitch in line one.Copy !req
859. if he's not a cheap bitch,
he's a broke-ass motherfucker.Copy !req
860. Cheap bitch
broke-ass motherfucker in line one!Copy !req
861. - Okay. Can you-
- Uh-uh. Piehole, I'm goin' on break.Copy !req
862. - Andy?
- Kim.Copy !req
863. - What are you doing here?
- I needed a vacation. This is so- Wow.Copy !req
864. This is crazy. Well, I work here.
I'm gonna hook you up.Copy !req
865. I'm gonna give you
the presidential suite.Copy !req
866. Oh, okay. Thank you.
That's so nice of you.Copy !req
867. - Under one condition.
- Okay.Copy !req
868. You take me on that date
we were supposed to go on last week.Copy !req
869. Deal. I'd love to.
Okay. T-Tonight?Copy !req
870. - At 8:00 p.m.?
- 8:00 p.m.'s great.Copy !req
871. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
872. Okay.
So, thank you so much.Copy !req
873. Bye! I have my leg on.
I didn't forget it this time.Copy !req
874. if you don't open this door, asshole,
I am gonna get the manager...Copy !req
875. and have him throw your drunk, lowlife ass
out on the street, you prick!Copy !req
876. Sarah?Copy !req
877. Oh! My baby daddy.Copy !req
878. This is weird.
Um, I came here on vacation...Copy !req
879. and my friend gave me this room.Copy !req
880. - This is weird.
- It's not weird at all.Copy !req
881. You came here to find me.
That's so romantic.Copy !req
882. no, I didn't Come-
no, this is a coincidence, really.Copy !req
883. This is really just a coincidence.Copy !req
884. So you're still not gonna
claim your love child?Copy !req
885. Baby, what is all the noise?Copy !req
886. You're not still mad at me, are you?Copy !req
887. Right. I thought you said
no sex till after the baby.Copy !req
888. That must be some other lady you're dating,
'cause we are gonna do it right now.Copy !req
889. Bye, Andy.Copy !req
890. Son of a bitch.
He must have a girl over there.Copy !req
891. Oh. Take it. Take it!
Take it like a dirty whore!Copy !req
892. Oh, yeah!
Give me your man stick!Copy !req
893. Oh, take it like a Brit
who hates everything American!Copy !req
894. No, I can't, 'cause l
can see the baby moving.Copy !req
895. - Yes.
- Don't look.Copy !req
896. Oh, yes! Give me
your big limey lizard!Copy !req
897. Oh, yeah! You're giving new meaning
to "bangers and mash"!Copy !req
898. Oh, God! You are so huge!Copy !req
899. - Say you love me right now.
- I love you right now.Copy !req
900. - Fuckin' louder, bitch.
- I love you right now!Copy !req
901. I love you too, Aldous! Of course
we can name the baby after you!Copy !req
902. - No. I don't want to name the baby-
- Shut up! Yes, you do!Copy !req
903. Get inside me now.Copy !req
904. Oh, yes!Copy !req
905. - Oh, yes!Copy !req
906. Yes, yes! Oh, yes!
Oh, yeah! Yes!Copy !req
907. - Something's got a hold of me willy.
- What?Copy !req
908. Something's got a hold of me willy!
It feels like... baby hands.Copy !req
909. Oh, good God, Lord!
The baby's got a hold of me wanker!Copy !req
910. Shut up! Oh, yeah!Copy !req
911. Oh, yes! Like that!Copy !req
912. - Yes, yes!
- What did you fuck, the devil?Copy !req
913. Daddy! Daddy! Play!Copy !req
914. Oh, good Lord!
Help me, Jesus Christ!Copy !req
915. - This woman's got a demon in her sex!
- Oh, yeah!Copy !req
916. Oh, God!Copy !req
917. Oh, yes!Copy !req
918. - This place is really nice.
- Yeah, I love it here.Copy !req
919. It reminds me of a restaurant my uncle
used to take me to when I was a little girl.Copy !req
920. He'd always have a scotch.
I hated the taste of it after he kissed me.Copy !req
921. - Is that- Uh, is that you?
- Huh?Copy !req
922. - Oh, yeah.
- Oh.Copy !req
923. You know what?
My ex-boyfriend owns this restaurant.Copy !req
924. He took those of me one night
when I was really toasted.Copy !req
925. You have- Ex-boy-
You've been here three days.Copy !req
926. You already have
an ex-boyfriend. Wow.Copy !req
927. Once you start mixing
alcohol and Red Bull...Copy !req
928. it's like you're behind the wheel of a car
going 100 miles an hour, but nobody's driving.Copy !req
929. - Yeah.
- Yeah. That's-Copy !req
930. wow. You're really flexible.Copy !req
931. Oh, yeah. It's genetic. I come from
a long line of leg soreaders.Copy !req
932. Yeah. Because You seem to
really like being naked.Copy !req
933. A- Are you judging me, Andy?
Is that what's going on here?Copy !req
934. - No. No!
- 'Cause if you are,
I will walk out of here right now.Copy !req
935. No, no, no. Kim, I'm not judging you.
Please, I'm not judging you.Copy !req
936. You know, I've gotten drunk and
done some pretty wild things myself.Copy !req
937. Just drop it, Andy, okay?
Put the ohotos behind us?Copy !req
938. - Yeah. Okay. I'm all for that, yeah.
- Great. Thank you.Copy !req
939. - Shall we order?
- Yeah. I'm starving.Copy !req
940. Is that a-
Is that a gorilla?Copy !req
941. Yeah, Andy.
It's a gorilla.Copy !req
942. - What does it look like, a giraffe? Come on.
- No. Yeah.Copy !req
943. - I like you, Andy. I like you a lot.
- I like you too.Copy !req
944. The funny thing is that usually I like to
get really ohysical with the guys I date.Copy !req
945. But with You, it's different.Copy !req
946. - It's like I need something more.
- Yeah.Copy !req
947. I feel like I'm connecting with You
on such a deeper level.Copy !req
948. You're like a brother to me.Copy !req
949. You've got this asexual vibe
that's so hot.Copy !req
950. It's like I could see us married
for five years and not even kissing.Copy !req
951. - Oh, really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
952. I really think we should just
go a while without having sex.Copy !req
953. Like a long, long while,
You know?Copy !req
954. - Just take things really slow.
- Okay.Copy !req
955. You know what I'm saying, ndy?
'Cause I don't think we should
get each other hot and bothered.Copy !req
956. I really think we should just let sex
be the furthest thing from our minds.Copy !req
957. - Okay.
- I won't tongue your ear...Copy !req
958. or rub my natural...Copy !req
959. perky breasts
up against Your chest...Copy !req
960. or lick your inner thigh
all the way up to your c-Copy !req
961. up to your- to your c-Copy !req
962. - My c-
- Yeah.Copy !req
963. I really want to say it,
but I feel shy saying the word " cock."Copy !req
964. - I think I know what you mean. Yeah.Copy !req
965. Is that your cock?
Oh, my God!Copy !req
966. - You're making a weird face right now.Copy !req
967. - I am? Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
968. It's funny. You look like a-
like a crazy person.Copy !req
969. Oh. Oh!Copy !req
970. I had such a good time with you.Copy !req
971. Oh, I just- I feel like
we're connected or something.Copy !req
972. I feel like you might be
my soul mate.Copy !req
973. Ooh!
Take me from behind. Yeah.Copy !req
974. Oh. Okay.Copy !req
975. Uh, what the hell is that?Copy !req
976. What? Oh. Oh, it's my tattoo.Copy !req
977. My uncle inked it on me
when I was, like, 12.Copy !req
978. It's like a family crest. It's kind of cool, right?
I never got a full look at it.Copy !req
979. - Are you Native American?
- What? No.Copy !req
980. I want you inside me right now.Copy !req
981. - Please, Andy.
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
982. Don't dp it, ndy! Dp not throw away
everything that we have built together!Copy !req
983. - Who the hell is this?
- Sarah, what are you doing?Copy !req
984. Look, I made a mistake, okay?
I never should have let you go.Copy !req
985. You're the one
that I want to be with.Copy !req
986. I know it,
and our baby knows it.Copy !req
987. That is not my baby, okay?
That is not my baby.Copy !req
988. I know that this is a lot for you to process,
and that's okay.Copy !req
989. Oprah says that all men go through
this first ohase of denial with pregnancy...Copy !req
990. and we can go through it together.Copy !req
991. Hold on a second.
Am I hearing that this is your baby?Copy !req
992. - That is not my baby!
- Of course it is. He's my baby's daddy.Copy !req
993. I'm not your baby's daddy!
Blaqguy's the baby's daddy.Copy !req
994. Leave it up to the man
to put the blame on the coloreds.Copy !req
995. I'm not blaming anybody! Blaqguy had
sex with you when you were blindfolded!Copy !req
996. Okay, Andy.
I'll humor you, all right?Copy !req
997. There's only one way to find this out
for sure. A little help, please!Copy !req
998. - Ladies and gentlemen, Andy claims...Copy !req
999. that his roommate diddled Sarah
while she wasn't lookin'.Copy !req
1000. Ooh!Copy !req
1001. Sarah claims that this baby
is gonna Come put all white and hairy...Copy !req
1002. just like his daddy Andy.Copy !req
1003. Aw!Copy !req
1004. So, to end all of this right now...Copy !req
1005. we have an amazing new D.N.A. test...Copy !req
1006. that can determine the father of a child
before the baby is born.Copy !req
1007. Ooh!Copy !req
1008. Come here,
you grisly little bastard.Copy !req
1009. - I am so sick and tired-Copy !req
1010. of you deadbeat motherfuckers...Copy !req
1011. makin' us white guys look bad!Copy !req
1012. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1013. if it turns blue, ladies,
we've got your baby's daddy.Copy !req
1014. I'm sorry, son. I may have been
a little too hard on you right there.Copy !req
1015. You can take a hound to water...Copy !req
1016. but you can't water a hound.Copy !req
1017. Sarah, you're a bitch.Copy !req
1018. Good night, folks.
I'm Dr. Bill.Copy !req
1019. - He told you, bitch.Copy !req
1020. Now you look stupid.Copy !req
1021. Stupid?
Who you callin' stupid, bitch?Copy !req
1022. - You, trick.
- Trick? You the ho.Copy !req
1023. I'm the ho?
You the ho with that ho mouth.Copy !req
1024. Should be eatin' out this peach
with that ho mouth.Copy !req
1025. Oh, I will eat that peach.Copy !req
1026. I will eat that peach
until it turns into a prune, bitch.Copy !req
1027. You think I'm scared of you
turning my peach into a prune?Copy !req
1028. - Oh, you're not scared of me?
- Nah, I ain't scared of you.Copy !req
1029. You're not scared
of me suckin' it?Copy !req
1030. - I'm gonna suck you off like I did my man Andy.
- What you say, bitch?Copy !req
1031. - You heard me.
- What you say about my man Andy?Copy !req
1032. - Your man?
- It's on, bitch.Copy !req
1033. - All right. Are you ready?Copy !req
1034. Are you ready?
Let's get it on!Copy !req
1035. Let me see
what you can do.Copy !req
1036. - Fucker!Copy !req
1037. Oh, I think I just farted.
I'm sorry, you guys.Copy !req
1038. Come on, smelly snatch.
Come on! Come on! Fuckin' do it!Copy !req
1039. Oh, you did not just fuck
with my best asset.Copy !req
1040. - Oh, did it just get cold in here?Copy !req
1041. - Let's go, bitch.
- You want to go again? You want to go again?Copy !req
1042. Oh!Copy !req
1043. - Oh.
- This is what I like to call
the " Heather Mills," bitch.Copy !req
1044. Please! Don't.Copy !req
1045. You know what, Andy?Copy !req
1046. This is exactly the kind of drama I wanted
to get away from by moving out here.Copy !req
1047. So who's it gonna be-
me or her?Copy !req
1048. You're both, like, incredibly
special people, and l-Copy !req
1049. You know what?
It's been real, but it's over.Copy !req
1050. - Kim, please-
- Give me my leg!Copy !req
1051. Give it to me!Copy !req
1052. Hey. You ready
for some of this?Copy !req
1053. - Aw, shit.
- Pussy!Copy !req
1054. Young white one,
follow me to the path of Your destiny.Copy !req
1055. What?Copy !req
1056. Motherfucker, get yo' ass out of
that lounge chair and follow me, bitch.Copy !req
1057. Damn!Copy !req
1058. Hi. Who are you?Copy !req
1059. The force is strong with this one.Copy !req
1060. - Virgin you are.
- Are you-Copy !req
1061. A virgin? Yes.
140 years for me.Copy !req
1062. Okay. You're 140 years old? I doubt that.
Nobody's 140 years old.Copy !req
1063. By not soilling Your seed upon the sand,
many years dp You live.Copy !req
1064. solooge is the key to life force, it is.Copy !req
1065. He's saying if you don't jerk it,
you live longer.Copy !req
1066. - Really?
- Mmm.Copy !req
1067. I'm 81 myself.Copy !req
1068. So, wait. I've been doing
the right thing this whole time?Copy !req
1069. Yes have you.Copy !req
1070. Um, I'm sorry.
Is that your ball sac?Copy !req
1071. Observant you are.Copy !req
1072. Scrotum very stretchy.Copy !req
1073. Yes, yes. Very stretchy.Copy !req
1074. - Yeah.
- At age 41, your balls will fill up.Copy !req
1075. The bigger they get,
the more force you'll have.Copy !req
1076. I don't care about the force.
I don't want big balls.Copy !req
1077. Behold, the power
of the virgin force.Copy !req
1078. Oh!
No! This is not what l-Copy !req
1079. I don't want to be
a virgin anymore!Copy !req
1080. I fear we have lost another one
to the dark side.Copy !req
1081. Scratch the back of my balls,
will you?Copy !req
1082. Reach them I cannot.Copy !req
1083. - Jesus Christ.Copy !req
1084. That's so hot. Oh, my god.
Smile on this one.Copy !req
1085. no, no. Don't use Your teeth.
h, that's-Copy !req
1086. Hey, hey, hey, fuck snort!
What are You doing with my ohotos?Copy !req
1087. She's my girlfriend,
and these are mine!Copy !req
1088. And don't call me a snort fuck
or whatever it is you called me.Copy !req
1089. What a fuckin' hunyak!
You, back at me right now. There we go.Copy !req
1090. It just isn't right that a woman
as wonderful as you...Copy !req
1091. has her shaved... chunch plastered
all over a four-star restaurant.Copy !req
1092. I know we're not together,
but if we were I wouldn't want
to share your growler with anyone.Copy !req
1093. Except for maybe the gorilla.
That kind of turned me on.Copy !req
1094. It wasn't a gorilla, Andy.
It was a guy in a fuzzy suit.Copy !req
1095. Oh. I didn't know that.Copy !req
1096. Look, I made a mistake back there
by not telling you how I really feel.Copy !req
1097. I choose you, Kim.
I choose you.Copy !req
1098. now I knowCopy !req
1099. My one mistake was not telling YouCopy !req
1100. MemoriesCopy !req
1101. Wicked scenesCopy !req
1102. - I can't escape pr erase from the endCopy !req
1103. - I'm doomed!Copy !req
1104. I'm gonna be this old man
with this giant nut sac...Copy !req
1105. and nobody
to carry it around for me!Copy !req
1106. Oh, damn! Oh, my God.Copy !req
1107. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
1108. Holy fuck! Oh!Copy !req
1109. - ndy!Copy !req
1110. - Andy! Oh, my God! Andy, are you okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1111. I'm so sorry I said
all those things to you.Copy !req
1112. I feel horrible about it.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
1113. - It's okay. Listen, Kim.
- Yeah?Copy !req
1114. There's something
I wanna tell you, okay?Copy !req
1115. You, too, have hepatitis " B" and
an incurable case of burning Chlamydia?Copy !req
1116. - No. What?
- What?Copy !req
1117. - Oh. I'm sorry.
- Nothing. No. No.Copy !req
1118. - There's something else, okay?
- Oh.Copy !req
1119. Look.Copy !req
1120. I'm a virgin.Copy !req
1121. Really?Copy !req
1122. Oh, Andy, that is so refreshing.Copy !req
1123. I haven't been with a virgin
since I was, like, eight.Copy !req
1124. - Wait. What?
- Since I was, like, eight.Copy !req
1125. Oh. Okay.Copy !req
1126. You know what?Copy !req
1127. I love you. You got hit by a car,
and you're still standing up.Copy !req
1128. You're just undefeatable.Copy !req
1129. ll right, Sarah! Just keep pushing!Copy !req
1130. got some crowning action
going on over here.Copy !req
1131. I can see the head, but the head
can't see me. Here we go!Copy !req
1132. - I'm gonna take a look.
- No, don't look! Don't look!Copy !req
1133. Holy Christ!
I shouldn't have looked.Copy !req
1134. Oh, shit! Get it out!
Get it out!Copy !req
1135. - Here it comes.Copy !req
1136. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1137. Can you hear me now?Copy !req
1138. No.Copy !req
1139. What about now?Copy !req
1140. Good.Copy !req
1141. - Oh!
- I see the head.Copy !req
1142. - Shit! Ah, cocksucker, motherfucker!
- Push.Copy !req
1143. - Oh!Copy !req
1144. Congratulations
on your beautiful baby boy!Copy !req
1145. You got a playmate now.Copy !req
1146. Do I even know you?Copy !req
1147. - We got another one.
- What? Oh, God!Copy !req
1148. - Here we are. It's coming.
- Fuck!Copy !req
1149. - Oh!Copy !req
1150. Uh, I'm gonna assume
this one is yours?Copy !req
1151. Oh, he's beautiful!Copy !req
1152. - Hey!
- Here's another one.Copy !req
1153. Come on. Here it is.Copy !req
1154. Oh!Copy !req
1155. It's for you.
Congratulations.Copy !req
1156. - Oh, wow.Copy !req
1157. how many people did You have sex with?Copy !req
1158. It's coming! Here it is.Copy !req
1159. - Is it- Is it-Copy !req
1160. My little rice ball.Copy !req
1161. Oh. Thank you, Nurse.Copy !req
1162. loveCopy !req
1163. - loveCopy !req
1164. - Hey, Andy. Congratulations.
- Congratulations.Copy !req
1165. Tonight you get to do both of us.Copy !req
1166. But we were just
wondering one thing.Copy !req
1167. - Have you ever had a Turkish log jammer?
- Double clam slam?Copy !req
1168. - Bolivian skyscraper?
- Sweaty catfish sampler?Copy !req
1169. Pink glass shower?Copy !req
1170. Mouth fucking?Copy !req
1171. Okay. Get the fuck
out of here!Copy !req
1172. Are you ready for this?Copy !req
1173. Yeah. L-l think so.Copy !req
1174. I'm gonna make it really easy on you.
I'm gonna do all the work.Copy !req
1175. Oh. Okay.Copy !req
1176. - Oh. Oh!
- Wow.Copy !req
1177. Oh, that feels- That's good.Copy !req
1178. You're officially
not a virgin anymore.Copy !req
1179. Oh. Yeah.Copy !req
1180. Oh, that's really-
That feels good.Copy !req
1181. That feels, like, really Good.Copy !req
1182. - Why are you making that face?Copy !req
1183. - w, sorry. I'm sorry.
- That's okay. It's all right.Copy !req
1184. - Just try to look into my eyes.Copy !req
1185. Okay. Yeah. That's- Ah, there.
There, that hurts.Copy !req
1186. This hurts. Little bit hurts.
Good though. In a good way.Copy !req
1187. - Oh, yeah. Yeah.
- Okay. Oh.Copy !req
1188. - Do it harder.Copy !req
1189. You shouldn't move. Something's
going on now. Something's going on.Copy !req
1190. - What's happening?Copy !req
1191. Ah! Get out of me!
Get out!Copy !req
1192. Apparently, the wildfire has
been completely extinguished.Copy !req
1193. But in related news...Copy !req
1194. Louisiana is now completely flooded.Copy !req
1195. A torrential downoour
of an unknown salty liquid...Copy !req
1196. has filled the area...Copy !req
1197. breaking the levees once again
in the process.Copy !req
1198. Ha! Aha!Copy !req
1199. She's a hoCopy !req
1200. She's a hoCopy !req
1201. - She's a hoCopy !req
1202. She's a hoCopy !req
1203. Every night You take her put
she starts acting crazyCopy !req
1204. Freaking every guy in the club
who wants to playCopy !req
1205. She's a hoCopy !req
1206. She's a hoCopy !req
1207. You should know that You can't
turn a ho into a housewifeCopy !req
1208. - She will screw You over
and make a joke of Your life
- She's a hoCopy !req
1209. She's a hoCopy !req
1210. - She's a ho
- She's a hoCopy !req
1211. - She's a ho
- She's a hoCopy !req
1212. - She's a ho
- She's a hoCopy !req
1213. - She's a ho
- She's a hoCopy !req
1214. Every time she Comes around the guys
You get embarrassedCopy !req
1215. She's a ho and that's a fact
You just may want to wear thisCopy !req
1216. Her vag is just a factory
that pumps a lot of childrenCopy !req
1217. She has so many others
that You might just want to kill themCopy !req
1218. Uh-uh.
I don't think You said that.Copy !req
1219. - She's a ho
- I ain't no ho! You know what?Copy !req
1220. - It was Your baby daddy
that did that shit to me.
- She's a hoCopy !req
1221. - Fuck You! Uh-uh!
- She's a hoCopy !req
1222. - for real
- She's a hoCopy !req
1223. - Enchiladas
- She's a hoCopy !req
1224. - Quesadillas
- She's a hoCopy !req
1225. nd tacp supremeCopy !req
1226. She likes the taste of Matzp balls
curry and sianCopy !req
1227. Fried chicken, carnitas
and she's into CaucasiansCopy !req
1228. She's a hoCopy !req
1229. She's a hoCopy !req
1230. She blew him, she's on the mend
Just blowin'for the camerasCopy !req
1231. Smile so big while those tightened asses
are in slammersCopy !req
1232. - She's a ho
- Balls on her chin! She'll toss Your salad!Copy !req
1233. - She's a ho
- She's also into Cleveland steamers!Copy !req
1234. - She's a ho
- She's a hoCopy !req
1235. - She's a ho
- She's a hoCopy !req
1236. - She's a ho
- She's a hoCopy !req
1237. She's a hoCopy !req
1238. She's a hoCopy !req
1239. She's a hoCopy !req
1240. She's a hoCopy !req
1241. She's a hoCopy !req
1242. - ho
- She's a hoCopy !req
1243. She's a hoCopy !req
1244. She'll suck Your friends offCopy !req
1245. Yes.Copy !req
1246. Yes.Copy !req
1247. Yes.Copy !req
1248. Yes.Copy !req
1249. Yes.Copy !req
1250. Yes.Copy !req
1251. Yes.Copy !req
1252. Yes.Copy !req
1253. Yes.Copy !req
1254. Yes.Copy !req
1255. Yes.Copy !req
1256. Yes.Copy !req
1257. Yes.Copy !req
1258. Yes.Copy !req
1259. Yes.Copy !req
1260. Yes!Copy !req
1261. Yes! Yes! Yes, yes!Copy !req
1262. Yes, yes, you stupid,
lamebrained, relentless...Copy !req
1263. snot-nosed, dickface,
cocksucker, cock knocker...Copy !req
1264. motherfucker, yes!Copy !req
1265. Yes! Now, don't you ever give up?Copy !req
1266. Don't you have a conscience?
Have you no fucking soul?Copy !req
1267. You unflinching bastard!Copy !req
1268. You stupid, relentless, lamebrained...Copy !req
1269. fucking cocksucker!Copy !req
1270. Fuck burger,
fucking, fucking fuck burger!Copy !req
1271. Can you hear me now?Copy !req
1272. Yes.Copy !req
1273. Yes!Copy !req
1274. Yes!Copy !req
1275. Yes!Copy !req
1276. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
1277. Everybody knows
You're a douchebagCopy !req
1278. Why You such a douchebagCopy !req
1279. Frpstin'Your tipsCopy !req
1280. Shakin'Your hipsCopy !req
1281. Dressed in dragCopy !req
1282. You walk around
with Your dick putCopy !req
1283. Dancin'like a foolCopy !req
1284. lookin'like a toolCopy !req
1285. What a fagCopy !req
1286. nd when You walk around
with Your pink shirtCopy !req
1287. nd Your soiky hairCopy !req
1288. It makes me want to
give You a wedgieCopy !req
1289. By pulling on Your underwearCopy !req
1290. douchebagCopy !req
1291. Everybody knows
You're a douchebagCopy !req
1292. Ooh, why You
such a douchebagCopy !req
1293. Everybody knows
You're a douchebagCopy !req
1294. Ooh, why You such
a cock smokerCopy !req
1295. Wearin'soeeDos
while You swimCopy !req
1296. Rockin'soandex at the gymCopy !req
1297. ll the timeCopy !req
1298. Why You shavin'off
Your mustacheCopy !req
1299. Grpw some handlebarsCopy !req
1300. nd maybe You'll be a starCopy !req
1301. I don't knowCopy !req
1302. Ooh, a douchebagCopy !req
1303. Let me hear You sing itCopy !req
1304. Everybody knows
You're a douchebagCopy !req
1305. Everybody knows
Everybody knowsCopy !req
1306. Everybody knows
Everybody knowsCopy !req
1307. Uh.Copy !req
1308. Just when You thought
it was over...Copy !req
1309. we Come back.Copy !req
1310. some mp'dick up'Your ass.Copy !req
1311. Yeah. Not a deuce.Copy !req