1. THE 400 BLOWS
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2. Doinel, bring me that.
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3. Nice. Go stand in the corner.
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4. You've got one minute left.
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5. Silence!
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6. Papers will be collected in 30 seconds.
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7. Quiet!
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8. Row leaders, get ready.
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9. I'll count to three.
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10. One.
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11. Two.
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12. Three. Collect the papers.
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13. Get the others first.
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14. - Give it to me.
- Just a second.
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15. - What's going on?
- He won't turn it in.
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16. No special treatment!
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17. Brown nose.
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18. Do I have everyone's paper?
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19. You may go.
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20. Not you, my friend!
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21. Recess is a reward, not a right.
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22. Here poor Antoine Doinel was
unfairly punished by Sourpuss
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23. for a pinup that fell from the sky.
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24. It will be an eye for an eye,
a tooth for a tooth.
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25. Hey, champs, maybe you need
a referee over here.
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26. No recess for three days.
That'll teach you.
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27. Look at this!
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28. What's so interesting there?
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29. Take your seats!
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30. We have a young Juvenal in our class,
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31. though he doesn't know an Alexandrine
from blank verse.
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32. Doinel, for tomorrow
you will conjugate -
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33. Take your seat and write this down.
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34. In all tenses of the indicative,
conditional and subjunctive -
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35. The rest of you,
get out your notebooks.
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36. "I deface the classroom walls...
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37. and abuse French verse."
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38. "The Hare"!
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39. Doinel, go get something
to wipe that rubbish off the wall,
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40. or I'll make you lick it off!
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41. Richer, who said
you could change seats?
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42. "In the season when the thickets
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43. Glow with crimson flowers
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44. When the black tip
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45. Of my long ears
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46. Could already be seen
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47. Above
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48. The still-green rye
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49. From which I nibbled
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50. The tender stems
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51. As I frolicked about
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52. One day
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53. Fatigued
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54. I was fast asleep
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55. In my hutch
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56. When little Margot surprised me there"
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57. - I saw you, Simonot!
- I didn't do anything, sir.
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58. It's always someone else.
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59. "She loved me so
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60. My beautiful little mistress
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61. What kindness she showed me
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62. How caring and tender
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63. How she hugged me on her little lap
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64. And kissed me"
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65. Who's the idiot who whistled?
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66. I warn you, speak up
or your neighbor will get it.
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67. - You hear me, Simonot?
- It wasn't me, sir.
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68. And cowards to boot!
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69. What a class this year!
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70. I've known idiots before,
but at least they were polite!
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71. They kept their heads down
and didn't get caught.
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72. And you - you call that clean?
You made it filthier!
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73. Go to your seat and copy this down.
Your parents will pay the price.
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74. Poor France will be in sorry shape
in ten years!
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75. - Everyone swipes money from their parents.
- Maybe, but it isn't easy.
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76. I bet even Mauricet does it.
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77. Hey, Mauricet,
we want to ask you something.
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78. - Where'd you get those fancy glasses?
- I bought them.
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79. Did you pinch the money
from your mom or your dad?
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80. Don't pretend you don't go
through their pockets.
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81. You're the louse
who squealed on me today!
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82. You're a louse, Mauricet!
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83. Your days are numbered.
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84. You'll get yours!
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85. I'll never finish my homework tonight.
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86. - Sourpuss is a real asshole.
- That's his job.
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87. Still, I'm gonna smash his face in
before I go to the army!
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88. See you.
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89. "I deface the classroom walls."
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90. - Evening, Mother.
- Evening.
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91. - Where's the flour?
- What flour?
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92. Didn't you buy what I told you to?
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93. - Where's the list I left you?
- I lost it.
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94. No wonder you get such bad grades.
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95. Go get my slippers.
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96. In the bedroom, under the bed.
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97. I need that flour.
Go get it right away.
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98. They had to use forceps.
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99. Seems it runs in the family.
Same thing happened to her mother.
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100. That means nothing.
With Fanny it was over in ten minutes.
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101. But if they hadn't done a caesarian
for the last one,
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102. I wouldn't be talking to you now.
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103. And my sister, with one every year.
Can you imagine?
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104. The doctor warned her.
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105. She had to have surgery.
There was blood everywhere.
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106. - Always running, eh, son?
- I got bawled out 'cause of this flour.
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107. - Always running, eh, son?
- I got bawled out 'cause of this flour.
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108. You mustn't make your mother mad.
You have to handle her gently.
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109. - What's that?
- A fog light.
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110. I'm gonna try it out
at the race on Sunday.
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111. - Look at your little flour boy here.
- That's not funny!
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112. I thought it was.
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113. - Where's my change?
- I need it for lunch at school.
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114. Ask your father.
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115. Let's have it!
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116. I sense a storm coming.
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117. - Dad, I need some money -
- What?
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118. I just need 1,000 francs.
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119. Which means you're hoping for 500,
meaning you really need 300,
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120. so here's a hundred.
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121. All right, 500.
But your mother should pay for that.
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122. Where are the scissors?
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123. Where are the scissors
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124. Stop playing the clown.
And what are you laughing about?
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125. This is no time for homework.
We're about to eat.
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126. She's right. There's a time
and a place for everything.
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127. Where'd you get this pen?
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128. I traded for it.
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129. You've been doing
a lot of trading lately.
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130. What's that? Do you smell it?
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131. - It's fish.
- Smells promising.
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132. Ask your mother
if the dishtowel's on fire.
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133. Why?
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134. For a laugh.
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135. You can clear the table, son.
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136. Your cousin called.
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137. - His wife's expecting again.
- Four kids in three years?
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138. Like rabbits. It's disgusting.
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139. Speaking of kids, what'll we do
with this one for the summer?
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140. - Summer camp ain't for poodles.
- And he'd be with others his age.
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141. - We don't have to decide yet.
- The sooner, the better.
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142. Don't pull too hard.
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143. Nice, huh?
- "Lions Club."
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144. - What's going on here?
- Hey, careful.
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145. Where would you like
to drive this Sunday?
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146. The club asked me to plan the route.
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147. - I want to rest on Sunday.
- Where?
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148. - At my girlfriend's.
- What'll the guys think?
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149. Listen, I've had enough.
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150. Housework all morning and -
- And the "touch" system all afternoon.
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151. - What?
- Your typewriter or someone else's.
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152. Antoine, time for bed now.
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153. 'Night, Dad. 'Night, Mother.
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154. You're such an idiot sometimes.
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155. You've got no sense of humor.
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156. You're wasting your time on that crap.
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157. Don't forget the garbage,
and turn your light out.
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158. I make contacts at the races.
You'll see. I'll be VP one day.
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159. You'll never be VP. They like you
puttering along where you are.
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160. Our evening programming has ended.
Good night, ladies and gentlemen.
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161. Get up, quick.
We didn't hear the alarm.
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162. "I deface the classroom walls."
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163. There's no sock left
around all these holes.
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164. Those have had it.
Buy some new ones.
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165. All your others are dirty.
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166. I gave you money to buy sheets
for the boy's bed, remember?
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167. He prefers his sleeping bag.
Right, son?
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168. Sure, it keeps me warm.
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169. You're still here?
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170. See you.
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171. - No need to run.
- We're gonna be late.
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172. We'll have to sneak in
and we'll get in trouble.
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173. - Take it easy.
- Why?
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174. Sourpuss said he wouldn't
let you back in.
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175. - You think he'll do it?
- Yeah. He can't stand you.
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176. - Got any money?
- Lunch money.
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177. Then just follow me.
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178. What are you up to?
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179. Follow me.
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180. - Put your bag behind the door.
- Will they be safe there?
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181. I leave mine here all the time.
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182. My God, it's Antoine!
I'm sure he saw me.
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183. Which one is yours?
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184. The dark-haired one.
What's he doing out of school?
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185. - You're really gonna get it tonight!
- She wouldn't dare tell my father.
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186. - Wasn't that him?
- Never saw the guy before.
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187. Then you're safe.
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188. I'm going back to school tomorrow,
but I'll need a note.
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189. - What are you gonna do?
- I have an old one I never used.
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190. I'll cut off the date.
Here, you can copy it tonight.
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191. - What about the handwriting?
- Copy your mother's.
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192. That'll be hard.
She writes really funny.
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193. Don't worry. It'll be all right.
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194. I hope so. See you.
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195. "Dear Sir,
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196. Please excuse
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197. my son René
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198. who was sick -"
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199. My son René!
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200. Hi, Dad.
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201. - Something burning in here again?
- It's from downstairs.
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202. - Set the table for two tonight.
- Has Mother left?
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203. No, she called to say
she'd be home late.
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204. Her boss needs her
for year-end inventory.
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205. You and I will have ourselves
a real bachelors' dinner.
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206. - She said there are eggs around.
- I know where.
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207. - Did you work hard today?
- Yes.
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208. - What did you study?
- "The Hare."
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209. Ah, "The Tortoise and the Hare."
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210. No, just "The Hare."
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211. - Did you do well?
- I wasn't called on.
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212. You have to raise your hand
and get noticed,
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213. or you'll never get in the race.
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214. You have to take initiative in life.
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215. By the way, have you thought
about your mother's birthday?
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216. It's the 17th.
I trust you'll get her something.
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217. Are you listening?
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218. I know what you're thinking:
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219. She's been hard on you lately.
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220. But she's under a lot of pressure.
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221. Put yourself in her place.
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222. Keeping house and working part-time,
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223. and this place as cramped as it is.
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224. I'm working on finding us
a different place.
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225. Women are always taken
advantage of at the office,
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226. and they don't know
what to do about it.
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227. But she really loves you, you know.
Shit!
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228. - Where's my Michelin guide?
- I didn't touch it.
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229. You know I won't tolerate lying!
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230. It's the truth.
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231. I know I put it away yesterday.
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232. It wasn't me.
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233. Things vanish into thin air
around here!
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234. It wasn't me.
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235. All right. I'll ask your mother.
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236. Time for bed now.
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237. Don't forget the garbage.
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238. - My boss drove me home.
- Your boss!
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239. - I couldn't very well refuse, could I?
- I hope you get overtime for that!
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240. I will, at the end of the month.
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241. Those services are usually paid in cash!
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242. Oh, knock it off!
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243. No wonder madame needs
to rest on Sunday.
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244. - By the way, where's my Michelin guide?
- How should I know? Ask the boy.
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245. - He said he didn't touch it.
- He lies through his teeth.
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246. - Like someone else I know.
- If you raised him better -
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247. I gave him my name, damn it!
I put food on the table!
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248. I've had enough of your criticism!
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249. Fine! We'll send him to the Jesuits
or the army orphans.
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250. At least I'd have some peace and quiet!
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251. You two better eat out
till the end of the month.
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252. For that I need a clean shirt!
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253. If you can't wash the shirt,
at least wash the collar!
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254. You shouldn't have bought
that fog light.
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255. I bought it second-hand.
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256. Go ahead. Open it.
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257. What if it's the gas man?
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258. They give you advance notice.
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259. Morning, sir. I came to see
if Antoine's better today.
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260. - Better? Why?
- He missed school yesterday.
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261. You hear that?
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262. - Thanks, kid.
- Good-bye, sir.
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263. You don't seem surprised.
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264. Should I be?
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265. Nothing that boy does surprises me.
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266. - I've gotta come up with an excuse.
- The bigger, the better.
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267. When my mom broke her leg,
I told them the whole story,
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268. except that she was drunk.
I didn't need a note.
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269. Well, I can't use the same story.
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270. And we can't show up together.
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271. Right. You go first.
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272. There you are.
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273. A little extra homework
and you get sick, eh?
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274. And your parents fall for it.
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275. Can't wait to see what excuse
you wrangled out of them this time.
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276. Let me see your note.
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277. - I don't have one.
- Don't have one?
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278. You think that's how it works?
It's not that easy, my friend!
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279. - It was... my mother...
- What about her?
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280. She's dead!
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281. Oh, my gosh.
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282. Sorry, son. I didn't know.
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283. - Was she ill?
- Yes, sir.
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284. You should've told me.
You should always confide in your teachers.
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285. Go on now. Get in line.
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286. - What excuse did you give him?
- Leave me alone!
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287. - "Better thorns in the woods than..."
- Than up your -
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288. If you'd wash your ears out, you'd hear
what your classmate is whispering.
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289. Than up your ass.
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290. - He's just trying to confuse me.
- All right, go on.
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291. Now I've lost my place.
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292. "Than flowers in the manger."
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293. "Than flowers in the manger.
Better to have freedom..."
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294. "And constant threat..."
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295. "Than slavery..."
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296. "In eternal April." And you're
an eternal loafer! You get an F.
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297. I knew it at home.
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298. Doinel?
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299. Never mind, son.
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300. Simonot.
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301. "The Hare,"
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302. by Jean Richepin.
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303. Sit down, boys.
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304. I suggest the punishment
should be in proportion -
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305. He's exceeded
all proportion this time.
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306. Only his parents can
be severe enough now.
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307. We'll discuss this tonight!
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308. What are you gonna do?
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309. I can't live with my parents now
after what's happened.
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310. I have to disappear.
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311. Oh, I've done worse than this.
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312. But I'm fed up.
I have to get out on my own.
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313. I'll write them a letter.
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314. - Just like that?
- Yes, it's for the best.
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315. - Where will you sleep tonight?
- I don't know. I don't really care.
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316. I've got an idea.
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317. - Meet me in an hour at Place Pigalle.
- Okay.
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318. It's my uncle's old printing plant.
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319. The machines were so heavy,
the floor caved in.
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320. Think it might cave in some more?
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321. No, it already hit bottom.
You'll be warm here.
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322. Here's your mattress,
and this'll be your pillow.
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323. Damn, it's heavy!
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324. You can just walk around
until midnight.
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325. Keep my briefcase for me.
Give it back to me tomorrow.
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326. Sure.
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327. "Dear Mother and Dad, I understand -"
Misspelled, of course.
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328. "How wrong it was to lie -"
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329. I'll bet he does.
And why kill me off instead of you?
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330. Personal preference, obviously.
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331. "We can't go on living together.
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332. Therefore I'll try my luck alone
in Paris or elsewhere.
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333. I'll prove I can become a man.
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334. One day I'll come back
and we'll discuss all that's happened.
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335. Love, Antoine."
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336. So you think it's normal
for him to hate me?
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337. - You've been so hard on him.
- He gets on my nerves.
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338. - Can you help me catch him?
- Of course, ma'am.
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339. - Is that your sister?
- Never seen her before.
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340. - Is the dog hers?
- I don't know.
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341. - May I help?
- Certainly. The more, the better.
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342. - What's his name?
- I have no idea.
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343. - Beat it, kid.
- She asked me first!
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344. You heard me!
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345. Doinel, I bet you got it last night.
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346. Not at all. Everything was fine.
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347. Go on now.
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348. Parents spoil these kids rotten.
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349. Need some help over there?
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350. The last question,
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351. even easier this time.
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352. Tip of the tongue between your teeth,
as if you had a lisp.
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353. I can't do it, sir. Not everyone
can make their tongue do that.
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354. Silence!
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355. Go sit down.
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356. Insolent!
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357. Abbou.
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358. Answer this question.
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359. Be seated.
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360. Frochot, you're in charge till I return.
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361. We don't know
what to do with him anymore.
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362. My dear lady, you deserve better.
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363. My poor darling! Are you all right?
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364. - Where did you spend the night?
- In a printing plant.
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365. I don't care if he's last in his class.
I just want him to behave.
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366. Then we're agreed.
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367. Maybe it's something in his glands.
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368. You mustn't catch cold.
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369. There! Now off to bed.
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370. I'm not tired, Mother.
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371. You'll be more comfortable in our bed.
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372. I was your age once too, you know.
You kids always forget that.
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373. I was stubborn too and didn't want
to confide in my parents.
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374. I preferred writing in my diary.
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375. No one's ever read it.
I'll show it to you one day.
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376. Once when I was your age,
we were on vacation,
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377. and I ran away
with a young farm boy.
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378. Puppy love.
They caught us right away.
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379. Mother made me promise
never to see him again.
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380. She never told my father.
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381. I cried and cried, but I obeyed her,
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382. because you should always obey
your mother.
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383. You and I can share
some little secrets.
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384. Tell me, what did you mean
in your letter when you said:
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385. "We'll discuss all that's happened"?
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386. My misbehaving, and my bad grades.
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387. So talk to me now.
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388. I just can't concentrate.
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389. I want to quit school
and earn a living.
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390. That's nonsense!
Don't you understand?
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391. If you knew how sorry I am
I stopped after high school!
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392. And your father never even finished!
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393. It's hurting his career now.
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394. I know they teach you
a lot of useless stuff in school.
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395. Algebra... science.
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396. Nobody uses that stuff in real life.
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397. But what about French?
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398. One always has letters to write.
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399. Here's another secret
you and I can share.
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400. If your next French essay
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401. is in the top five,
I'll give you 1,000 francs!
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402. But you mustn't tell your father.
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403. "The dying man pulled himself up
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404. and gave his children
a piercing look.
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405. The hair bristled
on the nape of his neck.
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406. His eyes lit up.
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407. A breath caressed his face
and made it sublime.
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408. He raised his hand in anger
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409. and shouted Archimedes'
famous last words:
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410. Eureka! I have found it.
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411. Describe a serious event you witnessed
that involved you personally.
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412. Eureka! I have found it.
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413. "My Grandfather's Death."
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414. The boss is sleeping
with the new secretary.
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415. She's well-armed, that girl,
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416. and she used it to get promoted
to executive secretary.
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417. She has all the necessary talents
for the position.
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418. Now I'll have to watch out for her.
Pillow talk and all that.
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419. I showed her how to fudge a bit
on travel expense reports.
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420. She'd only stay in three-star hotels.
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421. By the way, I still haven't found
my Michelin guide.
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422. One of you must have it.
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423. - Don't start with your Michelin guide!
- I don't like mysteries!
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424. - You left something on the stove again.
- No, I didn't.
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425. What's got into him?
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426. This is the last straw!
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427. Stop shouting and get some water!
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428. I've had it, you little idiot!
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429. What got into you,
lighting a candle in there?
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430. It was for Balzac.
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431. - What do you take me for?
- It was for my French essay.
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432. Leave him alone.
He promised me something.
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433. What? To collect
on our fire insurance?
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434. One candle won't do the job.
Here, try this!
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435. As long as you're living under this roof,
you'll do as you're told.
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436. Otherwise we've no other choice
but the military academy.
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437. Know what that is?
They'll keep you in line, all right.
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438. Know what we'll do
to lighten things up?
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439. We'll all go to the movies.
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440. Terrific.
Great way to teach him a lesson.
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441. - Did you write a good essay?
- Not bad.
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442. Julien.
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443. You have to trust us.
You'll be pleasantly surprised.
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444. - No more surprises!
- So are you taking us to the movies?
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445. - What's showing?
- Paris Belongs to Us.
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446. - If this is a plot...
- Unless you'd rather stay home.
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447. Me? I've worked hard.
I deserve to go out.
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448. But they're not fond
of arsonists at the theater.
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449. I never had strawberry
ice cream before!
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450. Must have been out of season.
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451. She sure had... you know...
she had quite a...
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452. That's all you noticed, eh?
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453. A lot of class!
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454. Having a good time back there?
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455. I really liked the movie.
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456. It wasn't funny.
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457. But it had depth.
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458. - What?
- It had depth.
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459. The movie.
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460. Here we are.
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461. General Daredevil and his army!
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462. You're gonna wake the whole building.
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463. Look what pretty legs
your mother has.
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464. Home sweet home.
A bit smoky, eh?
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465. Sweetie, get the garbage.
Be a good boy.
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466. See? I've won him over.
I hope I won't regret it.
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467. Doinel, your paper is first today
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468. only because I decided to return them
in order beginning with the worst.
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469. Your search for perfection
led you straight to an F, my friend.
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470. To those less familiar with Balzac,
what we have here is A Sinister Affair.
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471. That Doinel chose to write about
his grandfather's death was his right.
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472. We know he doesn't hesitate
to sacrifice his relatives, if necessary.
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473. It's not true, sir. I didn't cheat.
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474. Judge for yourselves.
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475. The dying man pulled himself up
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476. and gave his children
a piercing look.
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477. The hair bristled
on the nape of his neck.
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478. His eyes lit up. A breath caressed
his face and made it sublime.
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479. He raised his hand in anger and
shouted Archimedes' famous last words:
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480. Eureka! I have found it!
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481. Well, I've found it, too, Doinel.
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482. - You're a miserable plagiarist!
- It's not true, sir.
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483. Go to the principal's office
this instant.
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484. Take this and go with him.
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485. I don't want to see you
back here this term!
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486. What are you doing?
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487. I sit next to him.
I would have seen it if he had copied.
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488. - You want to be suspended as well?
- I wouldn't mind.
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489. More insolence!
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490. - Get out!
- I don't want to. It's cold outside.
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491. - Get out of here!
- This is illegal.
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492. I'll show you who makes the law here!
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493. Illegal, huh?
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494. - Did you take him to the principal?
- No, he ran away.
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495. I socked him in the jaw and took off.
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496. What about you?
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497. Sourpuss was furious.
I'm suspended till after Christmas.
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498. Poor guy. I'm sorry.
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499. I can't go home now.
That's for sure.
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500. My father said he'd send me
to the academy.
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501. - What academy?
- Something to do with the military.
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502. You'll have a uniform.
Besides, there's a future in the army.
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503. Maybe, but not for me.
If only it were the navy!
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504. I've never seen the ocean.
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505. I've seen the English Channel,
the Atlantic,
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506. and the Mediterranean,
but not the North Sea.
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507. Come on, stay at my place.
We'll manage.
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508. Holy cow, a horse!
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509. One of my father's souvenirs.
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510. This place is huge.
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511. You can sleep here.
No one will know.
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512. What about your parents?
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513. They never come in here.
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514. My mother drinks, and my father
spends all day at the races.
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515. First off, we've got to think of a way
to make some money.
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516. Right, that's the first thing to do.
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517. Right. Meanwhile, I'll take
an advance on my inheritance.
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518. Don't make any noise.
My mother's out there somewhere.
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519. Anyone there?
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520. Good day, ma'am!
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521. Little wretch!
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522. - Have you seen your mother lately?
- Yes, when I came home from school.
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523. She makes sure
she's never home when I am.
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524. She must be up to something.
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525. Where's the fruit?
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526. Take this.
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527. Heavens, 9:30!
I'll be late to the club.
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528. Hurry up, or we'll miss the newsreel.
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529. Boy, I'm thirsty!
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530. Damn! It's empty.
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531. Your turn. Hurry up.
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532. What did you get? Twelve?
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533. My old man!
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534. Help me shake the blankets
to get rid of the smoke.
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535. That's enough.
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536. What's this?
It's a smokehouse in here!
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537. It's like a gambling joint!
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538. I'm taking the cost of three cigars
out of your allowance.
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539. What's this?
Bucephalus is not a coat rack.
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540. He's worth a million at least.
A real work of art.
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541. I'll only get rid of him
if I'm forced to.
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542. Now put the lights out
and go to sleep.
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543. Good night, Dad.
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544. Not bad.
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545. Oh, my gosh!
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546. - Let me see your Michelin guide.
- A million would really do it.
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547. It's my dad's horse.
He'd kill me for sure.
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548. Don't be a wimp.
We could head for the beach,
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549. set up a boat business,
and get everyone off our backs.
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550. - We've got to decide.
- There's one in my dad's office.
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551. Then let's get it.
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552. We can't sell it.
They're all numbered.
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553. But we can hock it.
My mom has hocked everything we own.
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554. - How much?
- Ten percent.
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555. - Okay.
- A thousand in advance.
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556. - No, when you've got the money.
- Trusting guys, aren't you?
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557. Give us back our machine!
Where do you think you're going?
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558. - I thought you were down there.
- Sure you did.
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559. Anyway, it's no go.
They want to see a receipt.
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560. Then give it back.
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561. - Fine, but I want 500 for my trouble.
- We don't have it.
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562. You must have something.
Three hundred and we're even.
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563. - We're broke.
- I don't work for nothing.
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564. - I'll keep it as a deposit.
- The hell you will! It's ours!
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565. - Give it back or I'll slug you.
- Hands off!
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566. It's no more yours than mine.
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567. There's a cop. Let's ask him.
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568. Fine, keep the damned thing,
you little shits.
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569. - I'm tired of carrying this!
- I had my turn.
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570. - My dad's gonna know it was me.
- It was your idea.
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571. - It was yours, asshole!
- Come on!
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572. - I don't care. I'm leaving it here.
- Are you nuts?
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573. I've got to take it back
to the office at least.
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574. But I'm gonna wear a hat in case
the night watchman sees me.
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575. Come on, take it back for me.
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576. No, it wasn't my idea.
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577. You're a real asshole.
At least hold it while I put on my hat.
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578. And wait for me outside.
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579. Well, if it isn't Doinel's son.
I must be seeing things!
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580. Put that down.
Boy, is your daddy gonna love this!
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581. I'll show them I know my job.
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582. I'm warning you, don't try anything.
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583. I don't like little punks like you.
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584. Mr. Doinel, forgive me
for bothering you.
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585. You better come here, sir.
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586. Let's say it's a surprise...
but not a pleasant one.
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587. Don't touch that hat!
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588. It's no party I'm taking you to
this time.
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589. The games are over. Your mother
and I will finally have some peace.
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590. Take a good look at your pal,
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591. 'cause you won't be
seeing him again for a while.
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592. Maybe this'll straighten you out.
This had to end sooner or later.
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593. If I had done this at your age,
my father would have killed me!
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594. May we see the chief?
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595. We've tried everything:
Kindness, persuasion, punishment.
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596. But we never beat him, mind you.
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597. - Sometimes the good old ways -
- Of course.
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598. But his mother and I aren't like that.
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599. - We gave him a lot of freedom.
- Too much, perhaps.
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600. And with both of us working -
You know how it is.
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601. Yes, I'm a father too.
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602. I must admit it's not always easy.
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603. If only he'd talk to us.
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604. But when we talk to him,
he's a thousand miles away.
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605. You think he's listening now?
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606. Here's how I found him
with the typewriter.
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607. Who knows what goes on
in that head of his!
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608. Take this boy's statement.
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609. Vagrancy and theft.
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610. Come with me.
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611. What have you decided?
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612. We can't take him back home now.
He'll just run away again.
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613. Perhaps you could place him somewhere,
like a camp in the country?
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614. And put him to work,
'cause he won't study anymore.
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615. We can try the Observation Center.
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616. It's well organized,
and he'll learn a skill.
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617. - It'll do him good.
- Assuming there's room, of course.
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618. And you'd have to transfer
your parental rights.
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619. Yes, to the juvenile justice system.
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620. He'll appear in juvenile court tomorrow.
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621. You or your wife must be present.
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622. Did anyone see you enter the building?
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623. "I hereby declare that,
having entered the premises..."
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624. "... a typewriter."
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625. Sign here.
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626. Charles, he's all yours.
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627. This way.
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628. You take him from here.
I'm going home.
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629. What did you do?
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630. I ran away from home.
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631. What about you?
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632. Oh, you know...
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633. Here come the girls.
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634. I saw a police station in a movie once.
It was a lot cleaner.
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635. - I saw one that was a lot dirtier.
- I've seen more cheerful ones.
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636. The coach is here.
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637. Put on your jacket.
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638. Tie, belt and shoelaces.
Empty your pockets.
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639. Sign here.
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640. Sign here.
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641. We could try taking him back
if we had to,
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642. We could try taking him back
if we had to,
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643. but he'd have to change
his ways entirely.
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644. If only you could scare some sense
into him, Your Honor.
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645. - That's not my role.
- We can't control him.
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646. Perhaps you exercise control
too inconsistently.
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647. Is it true he was left home alone
for an entire weekend?
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648. My husband belongs to a racing club.
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649. We might have left him home alone.
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650. Besides, he hates sports.
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651. He prefers to hole up in a theater
for hours, ruining his eyes.
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652. What does your husband think?
It's his son, after all.
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653. Well, no, he isn't.
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654. He married me when the boy was small.
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655. He deserves credit for that.
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656. - I shouldn't have told you that.
- On the contrary.
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657. I think we'd best put the boy
in an observation center.
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658. Could it be near the seashore,
Your Honor?
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659. It's not a vacation resort, ma'am.
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660. I'll do my best,
depending on what's available.
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661. He'll stay there a few months
while I study his case.
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662. Then we'll make a decision.
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663. Believe me, this change
can only do him good.
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664. Good-bye, Your Honor.
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665. - Why are you in here?
- Oh, you know. What about you?
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666. - I messed up.
- I stole a typewriter.
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667. A typewriter?
That wasn't too smart.
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668. No wonder you got caught.
They all have serial numbers.
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669. See that big guy over there?
He stole tires off cars.
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670. Whenever I'd cry,
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671. my father would imitate me
on his violin, just to bug me.
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672. But one day I snapped
and just knocked him out cold.
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673. Good for you. If my old man
did that to me, I'd kill him.
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674. - Look!
- Who's that guy?
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675. He escaped a week ago,
but they got him.
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676. Around here, to escape is bad enough,
but to get caught is worse.
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677. What are you doing there?
Two lines, on the double!
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678. What are you up to there?
Now march!
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679. Show me your bread.
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680. Good.
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681. I see you started already.
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682. Bring your bread and plate over here.
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683. Put them down.
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684. Right hand or left?
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685. Left, sir.
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686. No talking!
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687. This is for you.
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688. I bet they'd catch you, and I won.
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689. So what? I lived it up for five days,
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690. and I'm ready to try it again
first chance I get.
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691. What are you doing there?
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692. Kanayan, your turn
to see the psychologist.
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693. If she drops her pen, pick it up,
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694. but don't look at her legs,
or else it goes in your file.
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695. What file?
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696. You know, what everyone thinks of you:
The judge, the doctor,
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697. even your neighbors back home.
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698. I know mine by heart.
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699. It says I'm unstable,
with perverted tendencies.
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700. What if I talk nonsense
just to confuse them?
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701. Then it's the funny farm
or boot camp.
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702. Why did you return the typewriter?
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703. Well, since I couldn't sell it
or anything, I got scared.
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704. I don't know why I returned it.
Just 'cause.
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705. It seems you stole 10,000 francs
from your grandmother.
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706. She had invited me for her birthday.
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707. I thought since she's old and doesn't
eat much, she doesn't need the money.
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708. She was going to die soon.
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709. So, since I knew where she kept
her dough, I swiped some.
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710. I knew she wouldn't notice,
and she didn't.
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711. She gave me a nice book that day.
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712. But my mother,
she used to go through my pockets.
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713. I left my pants on the bed that night,
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714. and she must have found the money in
my pocket, 'cause next day it was gone.
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715. Later, she mentioned it and
I had to confess where I got it.
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716. And then she took the nice book away
my grandmother gave me.
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717. One day I asked for it back,
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718. and I found out she'd sold it.
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719. Your parents say you're always lying.
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720. Oh, I lie now and then, I suppose.
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721. Sometimes I'd tell them the truth
and they still wouldn't believe me,
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722. so I prefer to lie.
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723. Why don't you like your mother?
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724. Well, first she sent me
to live with a wet nurse.
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725. Then, when they had no more money,
they sent me to my grandmother.
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726. But she got old and
couldn't take care of me anymore,
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727. so, when I was eight,
I went back to live with my parents.
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728. I could tell Mother didn't like me.
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729. She was always yelling at me
for no reason.
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730. There were fights at home,
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731. and I overheard
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732. that my mother had me
before she was married.
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733. And she had a fight
with my grandmother once.
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734. That's when I found out that
she had wanted to have an abortion.
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735. It's thanks to my grandmother
that I was born.
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736. Have you ever slept with a girl?
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737. No, but some friends of mine have.
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738. They told me where
the hookers hang out.
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739. So I went and tried
to pick up some girls,
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740. but they all yelled at me
so I got scared and I left.
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741. I went back a couple times.
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742. Once a man saw me and asked me
what I was doing there.
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743. He was North African.
So I told him.
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744. I guess he knew a lot of women,
and he said he knew one
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745. who liked guys my age.
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746. So he took me to her hotel,
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747. only she wasn't there that day.
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748. We waited an hour or two,
but she didn't show up, so I left.
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749. René!
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750. Don't look for your father.
I came alone.
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751. Is it that way?
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752. Your letter to your father
hurt him very much.
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753. You were naive to think
he wouldn't show it to me.
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754. In spite of appearances,
we're a devoted couple,
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755. and it wasn't smart to remind him
of some unhappy days I went through.
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756. Thanks to him, you have a name.
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757. We were ready to take you back,
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758. but the neighbors' gossip
put an end to that.
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759. You must have told
everyone in the neighborhood!
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760. I never said a word, Mother.
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761. But I'm used to it. I've been
criticized by imbeciles all my life.
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762. Anyway, that's all I had to tell you.
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763. And don't go crying to your father.
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764. He said to let you know he's washed
his hands of you completely.
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765. All you're good for now is
reform school or a labor center.
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766. You wanted to earn your living?
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767. Now we'll see how you like it.
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