1. Hey, there.
Sorry to bother you, folks,
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2. but, uh, we're looking
for an individual.
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3. Golden-brown complexion.
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4. 15 pounds.
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5. No head.
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6. I know where he is.
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7. I'll even serve him up
on a silver platter for you.
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8. Now get in here.
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9. I'm glad to see you finally
out of your man cave.
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10. Well, you know, Amanda
can be pretty convincing
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11. - when she wants to be.
- Hey, babe. Eric's here.
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12. Hey, Amanda.
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13. Well, well, well, well.
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14. - You made it.
- Yeah.
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15. Sorry.
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16. Thomas. One second.
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17. I baked this for you.
I couldn't eat it by myself.
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18. It would just be too depressing.
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19. Wow.
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20. You baked this?
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21. Yeah, you know,
for a single guy,
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22. I know my way around the oven.
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23. Ah... A guy in uniform
who knows how to bake.
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24. I have a feeling you're not
gonna be single for long.
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25. Come on. You remember my mom, right?
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26. - Hey, Mom, remember Eric?
Oh, hey.
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27. Happy Thanksgiving.
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28. Uh, do you want any or...?: No, no.
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29. Jeans and a sweater?
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30. You could at least
make an effort.
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31. Casual's more my thing, Kathleen.
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32. Especially in my own house.
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33. Don't you mean "our house" now?
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34. - Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hi, Dad.
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35. Happy Thanksgiving.
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36. Oh, thank God you're back, Thomas.
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37. Thought we'd be eating
a frozen turkey dinner.
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38. This guy.
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39. Sorry, Rob.
Yeah, this is the first time
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40. the store's open
on Thanksgiving.
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41. You know, we always do the,
uh, midnight Black Friday,
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42. but people were showing up
at 6:00 p.m. anyway, so...
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43. And you're a smart man, Thomas.
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44. Yeah, well, credit my beautiful
fiancée over there.
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45. It was her idea.
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46. Well, from what
I've been hearing
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47. about the turnout,
it is going to be
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48. a very happy Thanksgiving.
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49. Here we go.
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50. Oh, that's beautiful. Yes.
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51. Mitch, we need
your carving skills.
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52. I've got time to carve it
but not to eat it.
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53. Oh, what?
- Thomas is not making you work.
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54. Blame Bob.
Apparently, he's AWOL.
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55. Thomas called and said
it's me working or I'm fired.
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56. Oh, sorry, buddy.
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57. Aw! The store shouldn't
even be open.
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58. It's Thanksgiving.
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59. I know, Mary,
but let's face it.
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60. Black Friday starts
on a Thursday now.
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61. Even in Plymouth.
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62. Hey, Bon Jovi,
why don't you get to the back
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63. - of the fucking line, okay?
- Yeah, suck my dick!
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64. We were here first.
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65. Hey, everybody.
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66. Just fucking calm down.
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67. Two hits. I hit you,
you hit the ground, kid!
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68. What the fuck?
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69. - Jesus, everybody, be patient!
Hey, fuck you!
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70. Let us in, or you'll be
a patient in Mass General.
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71. What the fuck is wrong
with you people?
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72. Fucking funny, eh?
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73. The store opens in ten minutes.
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74. You'll get your waffle iron!
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75. - Xanax?
- No, you got a fire hose?
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76. Todd,
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77. I need you at the register.
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78. Thank you.
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79. Bunch of goddamn morons.
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80. When Kathleen sold my dad
this house,
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81. I didn't realize
she was coming with it.
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82. She'll never be able
to replace your mom, Jess.
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83. Yeah.
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84. And look at it this way.
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85. It was a quick engagement,
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86. so hopefully it'll be
a quick divorce.
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87. Please, God.
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88. Oh. Let's go.
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89. - Dad, we're going to the movies.
- Have fun. Uh, Bobby,
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90. I want to hear about
that 19-strikeout game
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91. against UCLA, when you get back.
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92. Deal, Thomas.
Good night, everyone.
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93. Scuba invited Yulia.
He's into her.
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94. Got it. I'll gas him up.
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95. Okay.
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96. Bobby.
Bobby Boucher.
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97. Bobby "Golden Arm"
home for Thanksgiving,
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98. - and my ride or die, J-Money.
- What up, dawg?
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99. I heard you're
the new Friday Night guy.
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100. Ah, I'd better be, with
a 96-mile-per-hour fastball.
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101. - Evan, you are such a dick.
- What?
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102. Yo, nice job beating Hanover.
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103. Scuba, I heard
you were unstoppable.
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104. Thanks, man.
It was a pretty good night
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105. until Tyson Fury over here
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106. almost got us
locked the fuck up.
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107. - Classic Evan.
Why? What happened?
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108. We got in a run-in with
some drunk Hanover assholes.
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109. Fuck Hanover.
- I popped one of them
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110. in the eye,
but this one was too busy
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111. filming herself
to get some fucking footage.
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112. Shit would've
broke the Internets.
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113. You are lucky
I didn't film that, okay?
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114. It was, like,
Waffle House-level cringe.
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115. It was bad.
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116. Fuck Hanover!
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117. Fuck Hanover! Fuck Hanover!
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118. Fuck Hanover!
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119. This fucking traffic
is ridiculous.
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120. Oh, I can't handle
this shit.
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121. Yo.
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122. Pit stop. I need a new phone.
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123. Mine got fucking smashed
in the fight.
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124. We're not going to the store.
It's a zoo.
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125. Whoa, no, no, no, yes, we are,
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126. 'cause Evan owes me
a new lipstick.
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127. - Thank you.
- Don't worry, don't worry...
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128. - What?
Guys, I thought
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129. - we were going to the movies.
- Yeah, we-we are.
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130. We are. How am I gonna text
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131. during the movie
without a phone?
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132. Who are you texting?
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133. Hey! Wrong way, asshole!
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134. Hey!
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135. Guys, we need to do
this quick, okay?
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136. - Five minutes. In and out.
Go, go.
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137. Stealth mission, I promise.
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138. You can't park your car here.
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139. It's not a car, it's an SUV.
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140. Hey, babe, c-can I just
stay here, please?
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141. Please don't make me
do this alone. I...
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142. Bobby, can I get a selfie?
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143. Hey, one-one second.
I'll be right back.
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144. - Hey, man. What's up?
- Yo.
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145. Bobby, Bobby,
we have to move.
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146. Yeah, yeah,
one second, one second.
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147. Bobby "Golden Arm,"
all-time record holder
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148. - for strikeouts at Plymouth East!
- Yes, sir.
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149. Hey, Jess.
- Hey.
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150. This is, like, the last place
I thought I'd see you tonight.
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151. Yeah, you and me both.
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152. Your dad's store
is insane right now.
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153. Look at all these people.
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154. Um, sorry, Ryan, I-I have to
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155. - catch up with my friends.
- Oh, I'll walk you.
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156. Come on. Come on.
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157. So, uh, what are you doing
Saturday night?
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158. Going to the Cap with Bobby.
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159. All right, well...
Uh, excuse me...
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160. I'm having a little
get-together with my friends...
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161. Excuse me... and, uh, you know,
if you wanted to come by,
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162. it's just gonna be like
a couple people...
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163. I can't. Bobby's only in town
till Monday, so...
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164. You should just swing by early.
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165. We could, like,
play some drinking games,
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166. have a good time, you know.
I got some kegs.
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167. She's all set, Ryan.
Come on. Let's go.
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168. Excuse me.
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169. Chill out,
he's just helping.
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170. Oh, what a gentleman.
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171. Face it.
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172. As long as Golden Arm's around,
you're toast.
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173. - Scott. Scott.
- Burnt. Toast.
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174. - Shut the fuck up, Scott.
- Burnt soggy toast.
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175. I love you, dude,
but I'm gonna fucking kill you.
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176. Mm, try your best.
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177. Want to open that gate
for us, gentlemen?
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178. - Excuse me, excuse me.
- Here, Amanda, get in here.
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179. Oh, my God.
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180. - Good evening.
- Good evening, Sheriff.
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181. Jesus Christ.
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182. Fuck you.
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183. This is insane.
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184. - Yeah. Let's go in the back.
- Okay.
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185. Hey!
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186. Hey, you! We got some
unfinished business, you fuck!
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187. Oh, fuck, that's the guy
from Hanover I punched.
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188. Fuck you!
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189. Suck my cock!
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190. Pussy.
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191. Hey, fuck you!
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192. Fuck your mom, fucking pussies!
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193. Yo, Lonnie,
where's your mom at? -Hey!
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194. - That's what I thought!
- Fuck your cousin,
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195. your second cousin
and fuck your dog!
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196. Let's just get what you need
and get out of here.
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197. In and out, I promise.
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198. Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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199. Why are you fucking letting
those fucking jerkoffs in there?
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200. Hello? I fucking see you.
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201. It's Thanks-fucking-giving!
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202. It's an American holiday!
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203. Come on, man.
It's a pizza oven.
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204. - Where do you think it goes?
Sorry, Mitch.
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205. Ten minutes, people.
Please, come on.
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206. - Hi. Surprise.
- Hey.
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207. Hey, babe.
What are you doing here?
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208. I came in with Eric.
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209. I didn't want you to starve
- on Thanksgiving.
- Yeah.
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210. I got a call on the radio
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211. about needing some
crowd control.
Uh, yeah.
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212. In fact, you should
probably wait in here, okay?
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213. Okay. Are you okay?
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214. Yeah. We should... Yeah?
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215. - We should go.
- Be careful.
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216. Fucking guy Lonnie's
30 years old.
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217. Dude, he's just madHe got held back
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218. - I took his mom to prom.
- Two years
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219. - and she gave me a handy.
- And he's dating a cheerleader.
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220. Hey, Jess, does your dad
still sell shock collars?
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221. - Or a tranquilizer?
- Or a sedative?
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222. This is like in the fucking
apocalypse movies...
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223. Evan... where you could
take anything you want.
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224. Evan!
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225. Scuba.
Come on.
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226. You know what time it is, boys. Guys.
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227. Let's go. Fletcher...
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228. Oh, my God, here we go.
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229. to Dybing!
What happened
to stealth mission?
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230. Come on.
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231. The store will open
in ten minutes.
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232. - Fucking Christ!
- Just stay calm, take a breath.
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233. Everybody's gonna get
their Furbies, all right?
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234. Oh, yeah? Why the fuck did
they get in there first?
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235. - Who?
- This is fucking bullshit!
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236. They're getting dibs
on all the good shit.
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237. Oh, fuck me.
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238. Those are our fucking Furbies.
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239. Mitch, what the hell
are you doing?
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240. I didn't let them in.
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241. - You think I let them in?
- Come on, man.
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242. What are they doing
in there, man?
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243. You fucking better let us in
right fucking now.
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244. All right, everybody,
just stay calm please.
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245. Fuck you!
Just push back
and stay calm, everybody.
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246. - Doug, lock it up. Now.
- Yeah.
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247. Guys, nobody's getting in.
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248. We're locking the doors.
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249. Stay calm and back up!
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250. We need you to push back
a little bit.
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251. - Hold this for me.
- Fuck you, bitch. Hey, hey.
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252. - Hey, store's open, everyone.
- Hey, give me that.
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253. We need backup immediately!
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254. Step right up,
get your fucking waffle irons!
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255. Hold up.
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256. Manny, I need help!
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257. Oh, my God.
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258. - Dude.
- The fuck is happening?
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259. What the fuck is going on?
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260. Fuck this shit!
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261. Manny! Manny, help!
- Fuck!
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262. Where the fuck are you going?
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263. Hey, back the fuck up,
back the fuck up.
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264. Open the door. They're gonna
get crushed. Open it.
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265. You have to open the door.
You have to get to Mitch.
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266. Get Mitch, Doug.
You have to get to him.
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267. - Okay, yeah, I'll open it.
Oh, my God.
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268. Jess, Jess, call your dad.
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269. - Jess, call your dad right now.
- Give me your phone.
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270. - Yo, open the door!
- Give me your fucking phone.
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271. They're gonna get crushed.
Open the fucking door.
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272. - What are you doing?
- Open the fucking door!
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273. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah.
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274. Just gotta find the key.
Looking for the key.
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275. Open the door! Bobby?
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276. Open the fucking door.
Hold on, calm down.
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277. - What is wrong with you?
- Stop shoving.
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278. - Get off of me! Shit!
- Fuck off! Fuck off!
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279. Back the fuck up!
What the...?
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280. Oh, fuck, back the fuck up!
Back the fuck up!
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281. - Go. Go.
- Oh, my God.
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282. Fucking move.
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283. Lonnie, grab it!
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284. Get off, that's my
fucking waffle iron!
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285. This is fucking gold.
This is fucking crazy.
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286. Gaby, wait...
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287. It's all right.
Jesus Christ.
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288. It's fucking insane!
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289. Evan, what the fuck?
You're gonna fucking die!
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290. - No, it's fine. Stay there.
- Get the fuck down!
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291. What the fuck?
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292. Evan! Evan!
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293. Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
- Evan, get down!
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294. Fuck you!
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295. Got to be hundreds more
in the back!
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296. Move! Get the fuck
out of the way!
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297. Yulia! No. Move!
Get the fuck...
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298. Jess.
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299. He's alive.
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300. Hey! Hey, I'm coming!
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301. - No, Bobby. Bobby.
- Hey.
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302. - Hey!
- Bobby!
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303. Bobby! Bobby!
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304. Oh, fuck! Fuck!
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305. Fuck you! What the fuck?
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306. - You fuckstick!
- Stop it, stop it.
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307. You know,
you're a fucking Muppet!
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308. You Jim Henson motherfucker!
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309. Go back to Fraggle Rock!
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310. Nice jacket,
you Michael Jackson,
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311. you fucking pussy licker!
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312. Fuck you.
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313. Amanda! Amanda!
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314. No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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315. No, no, no, no, no, Amanda, no.
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316. No.
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317. Amanda, look at me.
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318. Amanda.
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319. Somebody help me!
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320. Please help me!
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321. Oh, my God.
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322. Oh! Oh, fuck!
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323. Stop!
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324. Evan, get the fuck down!
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325. This is fucking gold.
- You suck!
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326. Evan, help me!
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327. Evan, help me! Get the...
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328. Oh, my God. Holy shit.
What the fuck?
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329. - That was crazy.
- Evan, get the fuck down.
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330. I've never fucking seen
something like this in my life.
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331. It's Thanksgiving,
not Thanksbuying!
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332. I'm live here at Right Mart
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333. and although
the store has announced
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334. they will have substantial
security upgrades
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335. for Thanksgiving,
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336. many residents feel after last
year's catastrophic events,
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337. the store shouldn't
be open at all.
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338. Thomas Wright,
you and your entire family
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339. have blood on your hands.
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340. My wife's blood.
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341. We open for Thanksgiving, you
only hire two security guards?
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342. One of whom runs away and
the other is trampled to death
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343. in the same stampede
that killed my wife.
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344. You and your entire family
need to go to prison.
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345. Not have another sale!
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346. Right Mart owner,
Thomas Wright,
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347. has worked overtime
since last year
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349. restoring Plymouth Park
and even going so far
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the Wright Family Foundation,
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351. sending local kids to college.
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352. But many say it's not enough.
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353. Local pitching phenom
Bobby Di Stasi
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355. and has not been heard from
since the accident.
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356. Many lawsuits were filed
and settled,
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357. but the security cameras
somehow weren't working
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358. the night of the tragedy.
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359. All I know is the cameras
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360. when I arrived.
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361. Then they mysteriously
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362. the one night there's an actual
disaster at the store.
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363. How convenient.
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364. Thanks, Mitch.
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365. Reporting live, Hank Morton
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366. at the Right Mart
in downtown Plymouth.
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367. Chet, Natalie, back to you.
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368. And here you go.
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369. - Happy Thanksgiving.
- Yeah.
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370. Good morning, Sheriff.
You want the usual?
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371. Two cups today, Lizzie.
New deputy's coming.
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372. Oh, well,
he was in here yesterday
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373. and, uh, he's not much
for conversation.
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374. - Yeah.
- A real charmer.
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375. Probably just overwhelmed
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376. by the thriving metropolis
that is Plymouth.
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377. What the fuck?
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378. Fuck you.
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379. - This fish.
- It's organic.
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380. Oh, you know, all the lobsters
from the north...
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381. Here he is. Good morning.
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382. - Good morning, Sheriff.
- Welcome.
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383. And here you are.
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384. It's John Carver.
He was the first...
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385. First governor
of New Plymouth colony.
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386. Look at you. You've been doing
your homework there, Labelle.
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387. Well, if you call reading
a plaque on a statue homework.
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388. Oh, now, come on,
show some enthusiasm.
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389. Thanksgiving
is an institution here.
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390. What kid wouldn't want
to wear that, right?
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391. Yeah, get used to it.
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392. Everybody's
gonna be wearing them.
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393. Yeah. I can get used to it.
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394. Yes!
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395. Let's go.
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396. What-what are you doing?
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397. Kid, what are you doing?
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398. I just hit top two rungs.
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399. That means you get to go again.
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400. Somebody keeps tagging me
in the video.
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401. Yeah, they're tagging me, too.
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402. God. I'm gonna report it.
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403. Yeah, but people
keep reposting it.
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404. You think someone's doing
it on purpose?
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405. Dude, I just won
this candy apple.
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406. I hit the bull's-eye
like three times in a row.
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407. Awesome.
Good job, babe.
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408. What?
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What did I do now?
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410. Evan,
- get the fuck down!
- This.
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411. This is fucking gold.
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412. - I thought we were past this.
- Yeah, so did I.
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413. Well, fuck this.
I'm going back to the axe pit.
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414. It's safer there.
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415. Ev, I'm sorry.
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416. I wasn't the only one
with a phone that night.
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419. Ugh.
I have to go
to the John Carver house
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420. to film that stupid commercial
with my dad.
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421. I'm making
my grandmother's stuffing.
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422. Her secret ingredient
was a touch of eggplant.
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423. I only hope I can make it
half as good as hers, though.
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424. Oh, I'm sure you'll make
an excellent dinner, Kathleen.
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425. - Hey, Jessica.
- Hey.
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426. So, you ready for your
big moment in the limelight?
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427. Oh, yeah. Already wrote
my acceptance speech.
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428. Ah, I have mine ready, too.
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429. Yours?
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430. Didn't your father tell you?
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431. He wants a family commercial
this year.
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432. Look at it this way:
One more year until college.
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433. How am I supposed to have
an answer? I don't...
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434. I can't fucking believe this!
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435. I don't have an answer, Stan.
I have no idea
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436. - what in the hell just happened.
- Huh.
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437. Don't know what he's doing.
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438. It's now just
a complete disaster.
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439. - What's going on?
- You got to see this.
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440. This is a fucking disaster.
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441. The whole commercial's ruined.
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442. I've been screaming
at everybody the whole morning.
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443. Okay, guys, back up.
I got to call this in.
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444. Yeah, a historical landmark
has been trashed.
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445. What?
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446. Yeah, whatever.
That, too.
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447. I got to shut this place down.
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448. I catch these guys,
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449. I'm gonna prosecute them
for vandalism.
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450. Uh, yeah, and theft.
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451. Because there was an axe
on that wall I was gonna use.
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452. It's gone.
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453. Come to Right Mart,
where we slash prices...
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454. without a fucking axe!
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455. My commercial's ruined.
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456. You look relieved.
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457. Yeah.
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458. I'm tired of pretending
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459. like everything's normal
when it's not.
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460. Well, hey, Jess, I want things
to go back to normal, too.
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461. That's why this year's
gonna be everything
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462. last year was supposed to be.
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463. Dad...
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464. Having another sale
like nothing happened
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465. doesn't change anything.
It just ignores it.
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466. And as usual, we can't have
one moment alone.
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467. - Hey.
- Hey.
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468. I'm good. Very good.
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469. How are things going
with Jessica?
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470. Dude, they're amazing.
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471. She invited me to the parade
to be on the float,
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472. and then I scored an invite
to Thanksgiving dinner
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473. with her family at her house.
I feel like I'm in.
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474. Bobby ghosting her is the best
thing that ever happened to me.
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475. Nicely played.
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476. Is this good?
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477. McCarty Party.
That is where you want to be.
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478. You look like you enjoy alcohol
and drinking,
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479. so you're gonna want to come
down to the McCarty party.
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480. 25 whole dollars. Hey.
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481. You guys want tickets
to McCarty Party?
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482. I can do a group rate.
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483. - He's charging this year?
- Yeah.
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484. He's been watching
a lot of "Shark Tank."
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485. Dude thinks he's Mark Cuban.
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486. No, thank you.
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487. Selling alcohol to teens
isn't exactly disrupting.
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488. No, but it is
a recession-proof business.
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489. Let me know
if you guys want tickets.
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490. - They're selling out quick.
- How about you
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491. finish my fucking history paper,
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492. and then we'll talk tickets?
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493. - Sure.
You're an asshole.
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494. You're such... Be nicer to him.
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495. Listen, listen.
He's a sweetie.
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496. - Gabs.
I paid him
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497. a pretty decent sum of money.
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498. What? I can't write papers and
play football at the same time.
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499. - Are you kidding?
- It's Bobby.
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500. Oh, shit. He's back.
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501. Wait, why didn't he come talk
to you?
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502. I don't know. I haven't talked
to him in, like, a year.
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503. Yeah, that's definitely him.
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504. I don't think so.
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505. "The table is set"?
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506. This is weird.
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507. No, it's-it's a fake.
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508. - He has no followers.
Ooh, it's a table.
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509. We're all tagged.
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510. Mm, Ryan's here.
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511. Evan.
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512. Can you at least try and seem
like you're not a dick?
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513. I'm nice to him.
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514. Okay? Ryan's fine.
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515. He just...
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516. He's harmless, like an NPC.
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517. But...
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518. he messes with
the group dynamic.
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519. - Okay.
Just be nicer.
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520. - For me.
- Okay. I just have nothing
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521. to talk about with the guy.
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522. He's just, like...
He's kind of boring.
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523. Well, maybe if you made
a bit of an effort.
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524. I mean, he's a good guy.
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525. Good guy.
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526. Well, he hasn't just ghosted me
yet, so...
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527. he's frontrunner.
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528. NPC.
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529. - Hey.
- Walks like a robot.
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530. Talks like a robot.
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531. - What's up, everyone?
- Ryan!
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532. Hey!
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533. - How you doing?
- Hello!
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534. - Hi, Gab. Good to see you.
- Good to see you.
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535. You finish your paper?
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536. Barely.
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537. I had to start another one
today, and I got...
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538. I'm gonna just... I'm gonna be
swamped until Christmas,
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539. let's just say that.
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540. That's crazy, bro.
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541. Oh, excuse me.
We're ready to order.
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542. This isn't Right Mart, honey.
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543. You actually have
to wait your turn here.
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544. Ooh, she told you.
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545. - Someone's in trouble.
- She told us.
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546. Uh, so, what-what are you guys
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547. doing
for the Pats-Steelers game?
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548. Probably watching at my place.
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549. That sounds fun.
You can totally do that.
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550. Or...
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551. you could watch it with me
on the 50-yard line.
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552. - Wait.
What's up? Yo.
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553. - Bro, are you serious?
- I swear. Hey...
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554. - Oh, my God.
- Hoo-hoo-hoo!
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555. Yes, sir.
- That's what's up.
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556. - Scuba, you know me.
- Jess, brownie points.
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557. - Very sweet.
- I-I like this guy.
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558. This guy.
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559. All right.
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560. Are you shits ready to order?
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561. Yes. Uh, can I do
the vanilla frappe?
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562. All right. You want jimmies
on it?
Extra jimmies.
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563. Garlic knots for the table?
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564. Garlic knots.
- This isn't Papa Gino's, kids.
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565. Evan, get the fuck down!
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566. This is fucking gold.
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567. Fuck. No. No!
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568. Where are my fucking keys?
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569. Where are my fucking keys,
goddamn it?
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570. Fuck.
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571. Fuck.
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572. Motherfucker!
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573. Watch out. Here we go.
Here we go. Watch out, sir.
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574. Oh, my God.
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575. Cover that body! Cover that up.
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576. Yo, Jacob.
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577. Step into my office.
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578. Uh-huh.
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579. What's with the shades?
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580. - I had a late night.
- Huh.
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581. What were you doing?
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582. Well, I had two essays to write.
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583. I'll hook you up next week.
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584. You said that last month.
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585. Yeah, Ms. Byers better
eat this shit up, okay?
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586. Trust me, Evan,
she couldn't have
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587. written it better herself.
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588. Okay.
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589. You're the man.
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590. - Mm. Yeah.
- Brainiac.
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591. Eat shit.
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592. Oh, fuck!
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593. Guys, John Carver
tagged us again.
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594. Oh, fuck.
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595. Look.
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596. Oh, my God.
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597. These seats are for us.
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598. Our names are at the table.
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599. Stay behind the line.
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600. Oh, Sheriff, what happened?
Is this killing connected
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601. to what happened at Right Mart?
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602. Can we get this pushed back
a little bit?
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603. Am I walking on anything?
What do you got for me?
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604. Guys are going through
security footage inside.
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605. - Inside?
- Sheriff.
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606. Sheriff, can you tell us anything...
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607. Can you get these guys
out of the way?
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608. Pete.
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609. We found this where
the killer broke in.
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610. What is this?
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611. I think it's brick.
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612. - Or pieces of brick.
- Right.
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613. Labelle, you've met
Detective Chu, yeah?
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614. Oh, yeah.
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615. Yeah, we met.
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616. Come take a look at this.
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617. Brick.
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618. We got the killer
on security cam,
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619. and you're not gonna believe
what he's wearing.
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620. Cameras at Right Mart
caught the same guy
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621. lowering her legs
onto the sign from the roof.
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622. It's just like you said, Sheriff.
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623. Everyone in town's
wearing them. Yeah.
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624. Jess, you know me.
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625. I will not be bullied
by some freaking lunatic.
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626. The store is staying open,
and I'm hiring extra security.
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627. But, honey, I need you to get to
the sheriff's office now.
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628. - I know. We're going now.
- Okay, but just ask anyone
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629. who was there that night
to go talk to them.
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630. - Okay, okay. Bye.
- I love you.
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631. He's hiring additional security.
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632. But not closing the store.
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633. Correct.
That would make sense.
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634. Wait. Wait,
are you serious?
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635. Did your dad not see
this guy tagged us?
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636. Is he waiting for us
to be on a fucking display
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637. - in front of his store?
- I'm asking him right now.
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638. - Why?
- Scuba, don't.
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639. Why the fuck not?
He gonna tag me,
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640. I'm gonna send that motherfucker
a DM. Come get me, bitch.
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641. Don't slide
into the killer's DMs.
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642. Scuba, please,
just hold off, okay?
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643. It's a murder case
in my dad's store.
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644. - We can't just fuck around.
- Fuck around and find out.
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645. Fuck around and find out.
That's right.
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646. He'll see
what happens.
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647. - Are you crazy, McCarty?
- Come on, princess.
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648. I wouldn't hit you.
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649. You know how much paperwork
the cops
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650. would make me fill out?
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651. McCarty, are you back
to finish tenth grade?
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652. I just thought, you know,
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653. in light of the current situation,
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654. you might want
a little "protection."
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655. Courtesy of my old man's store.
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656. McCarty, only you
would have the balls
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657. to sell guns
at a high school.
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658. I should kick your ass right here.
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659. Come on, Mark Cuban would
think I'm a fucking genius:
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660. Everyone gets a gun,
problem solved.
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661. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Easy, Scooby snacks.
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662. Jesus, I'm only kidding.
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663. I wouldn't sell guns to kids.
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664. I'm selling alcohol.
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665. And right now I gotta meet
that little farthead Jacob
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666. to sell him some more
McCarty Party tickets.
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667. - All right, McCarty.
- Okay.
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668. Sales are going
through the roof.
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669. Fuck off, McCarty.
- No one's coming to that.
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670. You guys should comeYULIA: You're a creep.
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671. It's the only place in town
you won't get killed.
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672. I could really use
your help, Jessica.
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673. Uh, okay, what can I do?
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674. We've exhausted
pretty much every resource
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675. to identify people, but anyone
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676. involved with that night
could be in serious danger.
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677. I knew I shouldn't have
let them in the store.
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678. Detective, can you
give us a moment?
Yes.
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679. If you look closely,
you can see all our names.
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680. And-and then it's kind
of blurry, it says "Scuba."
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681. Why do they call you Scuba?
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682. My last name's Dybing.
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683. What's your first name?
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684. Claude.
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685. Yeah, Scuba's better.
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686. Jessica, you know,
I don't know what happened
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687. with those cameras last year,
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688. but at this point,
I don't care.
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689. Because I understand you're
in a difficult situation.
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690. But I know you want
to do the right thing.
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691. So if you know something,
anything that can help us
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692. with the information
on that night,
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693. I promise I'll keep it
between us.
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694. Because this is a matter
of life and death.
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695. Jess.
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696. Saw you at the Cap yesterday.
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697. No. I got in this morning.
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698. You working for your uncle
again?
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699. I'm helping out
while I'm in town.
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700. Well, I'm sure
I'll see you around.
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701. Hey, Jess, wait.
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702. I'm sorry.
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703. Can I walk with you?
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704. I mean, you ghosted me.
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705. You're off social media.
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706. You deleted every trace
of yourself.
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707. I ghosted everybody.
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708. Yeah, but I'm not everybody.
I was your girlfriend.
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709. I blamed you for
what happened to me,
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710. and instead of just
telling you about it,
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711. I vanished, like a dick.
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712. I feel so stupid now,
but I just...
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713. Bobby, I feel horrible.
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714. If I hadn't let you guys in... No, don't.
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715. Don't.
It-it was my decision.
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716. I could have
stayed outside.
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717. It's not your fault.
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718. How's your arm?
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719. I mean,
rehab's going great,
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720. so I might get back up to
full-speed pitching again.
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721. - Golden Arm.
- Yeah.
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722. That's good.
I'm happy to hear it.
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723. Hey. What is it?
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724. Nothing.
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725. You know, I'm still your friend.
You can trust me.
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726. That night,
after the trampling,
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727. Kathleen was in a panic,
ranting about
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728. bad publicity
and getting sued, and...
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729. she went into the security room
and deleted all the footage.
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730. She asked me not
to say anything,
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731. and I didn't stop her.
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732. There's nothing you can
do about it now, so...
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733. That's the thing.
Maybe there is.
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734. Look, there's a backup system
at my house
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735. in my dad's office.
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736. Jess, that's probably long gone.
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737. No, it stores the footage
for a year.
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738. Then tell your dad you need it,
and then,
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739. given the circumstances,
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740. he prob... No, no, no, no.
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741. With the lawsuits, no way.
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742. He's pretending like
it doesn't exist.
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743. Well, what do you want to do?
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744. I want to see what's on it.
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745. Thanks for talking.
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746. Yeah. It was really nice.
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747. Oh, no, don't turn around.
It's Ryan Baker.
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748. I'll get rid of him.
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749. - Hi, babe.
- Hi.
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750. - How you doing? All right?
- Yeah, yeah, fine.
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751. Did you, um,
give your statement?
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752. Yeah, I did, but they were
just looking to
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753. identify people, and I didn't
know anybody except Scott,
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754. so I didn't have much
to offer.
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755. How you doing,
Bobby?
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756. Well, I'm sorry to
break up this reunion,
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757. but, uh, Bobby, could I see you
in my office?
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758. This is new.
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759. Yep. A lot's changed
since you left.
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760. Looks like it.
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761. All right,
let's get out of here.
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762. Still no suspects
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763. in the brutal murder of
local waitress Lizzie McMullan.
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764. Authorities have no clues
other than cryptic
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765. social media posts,
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766. leaving many residents to wonder
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767. who will be the next victim
of John Carver.
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768. Hey, Dewey.
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769. Hey, buddy, Daddy's going
on a little vacation.
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770. All right? Going down to
the Dominican Republic,
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771. and Gina's gonna
come down her, all right.
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772. You just chill, buddy.
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773. Who the fuck is...
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774. Hey. Yeah.
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775. - I'm waiting.
- Yeah, man, I see you.
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776. I got a fucking flight.
I'll be there in a minute.
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777. All right?
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778. Jesus.
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779. All right, buddy.
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780. Fuck.
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781. Fuckin' passport.
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782. Fuck.
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783. Fuck.
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784. Jesus fucking Christ.
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785. Fuck.
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786. Show yourself!
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787. I'm a security guard.
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788. I kill people every fucking day!
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789. Hey, I'm not scared
of you, buddy.
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790. Don't fuck with me!
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791. Let's fuckin' go!
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792. Dewey. Dewey where is he?
Where is he?
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793. Tell Daddy where he is, Dewey.
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794. Is he that way?
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