1. Hey, there.
Sorry to bother you, folks,Copy !req
2. but, uh, we're looking
for an individual.Copy !req
3. Golden-brown complexion.Copy !req
4. 15 pounds.Copy !req
5. No head.Copy !req
6. I know where he is.Copy !req
7. I'll even serve him up
on a silver platter for you.Copy !req
8. Now get in here.Copy !req
9. I'm glad to see you finally
out of your man cave.Copy !req
10. Well, you know, Amanda
can be pretty convincingCopy !req
11. - when she wants to be.
- Hey, babe. Eric's here.Copy !req
12. Hey, Amanda.Copy !req
13. Well, well, well, well.Copy !req
14. - You made it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
15. Sorry.Copy !req
16. Thomas. One second.Copy !req
17. I baked this for you.
I couldn't eat it by myself.Copy !req
18. It would just be too depressing.Copy !req
19. Wow.Copy !req
20. You baked this?Copy !req
21. Yeah, you know,
for a single guy,Copy !req
22. I know my way around the oven.Copy !req
23. Ah... A guy in uniform
who knows how to bake.Copy !req
24. I have a feeling you're not
gonna be single for long.Copy !req
25. Come on. You remember my mom, right?Copy !req
26. - Hey, Mom, remember Eric?
Oh, hey.Copy !req
27. Happy Thanksgiving.Copy !req
28. Uh, do you want any or...?: No, no.Copy !req
29. Jeans and a sweater?Copy !req
30. You could at least
make an effort.Copy !req
31. Casual's more my thing, Kathleen.Copy !req
32. Especially in my own house.Copy !req
33. Don't you mean "our house" now?Copy !req
34. - Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hi, Dad.Copy !req
35. Happy Thanksgiving.Copy !req
36. Oh, thank God you're back, Thomas.Copy !req
37. Thought we'd be eating
a frozen turkey dinner.Copy !req
38. This guy.Copy !req
39. Sorry, Rob.
Yeah, this is the first timeCopy !req
40. the store's open
on Thanksgiving.Copy !req
41. You know, we always do the,
uh, midnight Black Friday,Copy !req
42. but people were showing up
at 6:00 p.m. anyway, so...Copy !req
43. And you're a smart man, Thomas.Copy !req
44. Yeah, well, credit my beautiful
fiancée over there.Copy !req
45. It was her idea.Copy !req
46. Well, from what
I've been hearingCopy !req
47. about the turnout,
it is going to beCopy !req
48. a very happy Thanksgiving.Copy !req
49. Here we go.Copy !req
50. Oh, that's beautiful. Yes.Copy !req
51. Mitch, we need
your carving skills.Copy !req
52. I've got time to carve it
but not to eat it.Copy !req
53. Oh, what?
- Thomas is not making you work.Copy !req
54. Blame Bob.
Apparently, he's AWOL.Copy !req
55. Thomas called and said
it's me working or I'm fired.Copy !req
56. Oh, sorry, buddy.Copy !req
57. Aw! The store shouldn't
even be open.Copy !req
58. It's Thanksgiving.Copy !req
59. I know, Mary,
but let's face it.Copy !req
60. Black Friday starts
on a Thursday now.Copy !req
61. Even in Plymouth.Copy !req
62. Hey, Bon Jovi,
why don't you get to the backCopy !req
63. - of the fucking line, okay?
- Yeah, suck my dick!Copy !req
64. We were here first.Copy !req
65. Hey, everybody.Copy !req
66. Just fucking calm down.Copy !req
67. Two hits. I hit you,
you hit the ground, kid!Copy !req
68. What the fuck?Copy !req
69. - Jesus, everybody, be patient!
Hey, fuck you!Copy !req
70. Let us in, or you'll be
a patient in Mass General.Copy !req
71. What the fuck is wrong
with you people?Copy !req
72. Fucking funny, eh?Copy !req
73. The store opens in ten minutes.Copy !req
74. You'll get your waffle iron!Copy !req
75. - Xanax?
- No, you got a fire hose?Copy !req
76. Todd,Copy !req
77. I need you at the register.Copy !req
78. Thank you.Copy !req
79. Bunch of goddamn morons.Copy !req
80. When Kathleen sold my dad
this house,Copy !req
81. I didn't realize
she was coming with it.Copy !req
82. She'll never be able
to replace your mom, Jess.Copy !req
83. Yeah.Copy !req
84. And look at it this way.Copy !req
85. It was a quick engagement,Copy !req
86. so hopefully it'll be
a quick divorce.Copy !req
87. Please, God.Copy !req
88. Oh. Let's go.Copy !req
89. - Dad, we're going to the movies.
- Have fun. Uh, Bobby,Copy !req
90. I want to hear about
that 19-strikeout gameCopy !req
91. against UCLA, when you get back.Copy !req
92. Deal, Thomas.
Good night, everyone.Copy !req
93. Scuba invited Yulia.
He's into her.Copy !req
94. Got it. I'll gas him up.Copy !req
95. Okay.Copy !req
96. Bobby.
Bobby Boucher.Copy !req
97. Bobby "Golden Arm"
home for Thanksgiving,Copy !req
98. - and my ride or die, J-Money.
- What up, dawg?Copy !req
99. I heard you're
the new Friday Night guy.Copy !req
100. Ah, I'd better be, with
a 96-mile-per-hour fastball.Copy !req
101. - Evan, you are such a dick.
- What?Copy !req
102. Yo, nice job beating Hanover.Copy !req
103. Scuba, I heard
you were unstoppable.Copy !req
104. Thanks, man.
It was a pretty good nightCopy !req
105. until Tyson Fury over hereCopy !req
106. almost got us
locked the fuck up.Copy !req
107. - Classic Evan.
Why? What happened?Copy !req
108. We got in a run-in with
some drunk Hanover assholes.Copy !req
109. Fuck Hanover.
- I popped one of themCopy !req
110. in the eye,
but this one was too busyCopy !req
111. filming herself
to get some fucking footage.Copy !req
112. Shit would've
broke the Internets.Copy !req
113. You are lucky
I didn't film that, okay?Copy !req
114. It was, like,
Waffle House-level cringe.Copy !req
115. It was bad.Copy !req
116. Fuck Hanover!Copy !req
117. Fuck Hanover! Fuck Hanover!Copy !req
118. Fuck Hanover!Copy !req
119. This fucking traffic
is ridiculous.Copy !req
120. Oh, I can't handle
this shit.Copy !req
121. Yo.Copy !req
122. Pit stop. I need a new phone.Copy !req
123. Mine got fucking smashed
in the fight.Copy !req
124. We're not going to the store.
It's a zoo.Copy !req
125. Whoa, no, no, no, yes, we are,Copy !req
126. 'cause Evan owes me
a new lipstick.Copy !req
127. - Thank you.
- Don't worry, don't worry...Copy !req
128. - What?
Guys, I thoughtCopy !req
129. - we were going to the movies.
- Yeah, we-we are.Copy !req
130. We are. How am I gonna textCopy !req
131. during the movie
without a phone?Copy !req
132. Who are you texting?Copy !req
133. Hey! Wrong way, asshole!Copy !req
134. Hey!Copy !req
135. Guys, we need to do
this quick, okay?Copy !req
136. - Five minutes. In and out.
Go, go.Copy !req
137. Stealth mission, I promise.Copy !req
138. You can't park your car here.Copy !req
139. It's not a car, it's an SUV.Copy !req
140. Hey, babe, c-can I just
stay here, please?Copy !req
141. Please don't make me
do this alone. I...Copy !req
142. Bobby, can I get a selfie?Copy !req
143. Hey, one-one second.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
144. - Hey, man. What's up?
- Yo.Copy !req
145. Bobby, Bobby,
we have to move.Copy !req
146. Yeah, yeah,
one second, one second.Copy !req
147. Bobby "Golden Arm,"
all-time record holderCopy !req
148. - for strikeouts at Plymouth East!
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
149. Hey, Jess.
- Hey.Copy !req
150. This is, like, the last place
I thought I'd see you tonight.Copy !req
151. Yeah, you and me both.Copy !req
152. Your dad's store
is insane right now.Copy !req
153. Look at all these people.Copy !req
154. Um, sorry, Ryan, I-I have toCopy !req
155. - catch up with my friends.
- Oh, I'll walk you.Copy !req
156. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
157. So, uh, what are you doing
Saturday night?Copy !req
158. Going to the Cap with Bobby.Copy !req
159. All right, well...
Uh, excuse me...Copy !req
160. I'm having a little
get-together with my friends...Copy !req
161. Excuse me... and, uh, you know,
if you wanted to come by,Copy !req
162. it's just gonna be like
a couple people...Copy !req
163. I can't. Bobby's only in town
till Monday, so...Copy !req
164. You should just swing by early.Copy !req
165. We could, like,
play some drinking games,Copy !req
166. have a good time, you know.
I got some kegs.Copy !req
167. She's all set, Ryan.
Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
168. Excuse me.Copy !req
169. Chill out,
he's just helping.Copy !req
170. Oh, what a gentleman.Copy !req
171. Face it.Copy !req
172. As long as Golden Arm's around,
you're toast.Copy !req
173. - Scott. Scott.
- Burnt. Toast.Copy !req
174. - Shut the fuck up, Scott.
- Burnt soggy toast.Copy !req
175. I love you, dude,
but I'm gonna fucking kill you.Copy !req
176. Mm, try your best.Copy !req
177. Want to open that gate
for us, gentlemen?Copy !req
178. - Excuse me, excuse me.
- Here, Amanda, get in here.Copy !req
179. Oh, my God.Copy !req
180. - Good evening.
- Good evening, Sheriff.Copy !req
181. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
182. Fuck you.Copy !req
183. This is insane.Copy !req
184. - Yeah. Let's go in the back.
- Okay.Copy !req
185. Hey!Copy !req
186. Hey, you! We got some
unfinished business, you fuck!Copy !req
187. Oh, fuck, that's the guy
from Hanover I punched.Copy !req
188. Fuck you!Copy !req
189. Suck my cock!Copy !req
190. Pussy.Copy !req
191. Hey, fuck you!Copy !req
192. Fuck your mom, fucking pussies!Copy !req
193. Yo, Lonnie,
where's your mom at? -Hey!Copy !req
194. - That's what I thought!
- Fuck your cousin,Copy !req
195. your second cousin
and fuck your dog!Copy !req
196. Let's just get what you need
and get out of here.Copy !req
197. In and out, I promise.Copy !req
198. Hey, hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
199. Why are you fucking letting
those fucking jerkoffs in there?Copy !req
200. Hello? I fucking see you.Copy !req
201. It's Thanks-fucking-giving!Copy !req
202. It's an American holiday!Copy !req
203. Come on, man.
It's a pizza oven.Copy !req
204. - Where do you think it goes?
Sorry, Mitch.Copy !req
205. Ten minutes, people.
Please, come on.Copy !req
206. - Hi. Surprise.
- Hey.Copy !req
207. Hey, babe.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
208. I came in with Eric.Copy !req
209. I didn't want you to starve
- on Thanksgiving.
- Yeah.Copy !req
210. I got a call on the radioCopy !req
211. about needing some
crowd control.
Uh, yeah.Copy !req
212. In fact, you should
probably wait in here, okay?Copy !req
213. Okay. Are you okay?Copy !req
214. Yeah. We should... Yeah?Copy !req
215. - We should go.
- Be careful.Copy !req
216. Fucking guy Lonnie's
30 years old.Copy !req
217. Dude, he's just madHe got held backCopy !req
218. - I took his mom to prom.
- Two yearsCopy !req
219. - and she gave me a handy.
- And he's dating a cheerleader.Copy !req
220. Hey, Jess, does your dad
still sell shock collars?Copy !req
221. - Or a tranquilizer?
- Or a sedative?Copy !req
222. This is like in the fucking
apocalypse movies...Copy !req
223. Evan... where you could
take anything you want.Copy !req
224. Evan!Copy !req
225. Scuba.
Come on.Copy !req
226. You know what time it is, boys. Guys.Copy !req
227. Let's go. Fletcher...Copy !req
228. Oh, my God, here we go.Copy !req
229. to Dybing!
What happened
to stealth mission?Copy !req
230. Come on.Copy !req
231. The store will open
in ten minutes.Copy !req
232. - Fucking Christ!
- Just stay calm, take a breath.Copy !req
233. Everybody's gonna get
their Furbies, all right?Copy !req
234. Oh, yeah? Why the fuck did
they get in there first?Copy !req
235. - Who?
- This is fucking bullshit!Copy !req
236. They're getting dibs
on all the good shit.Copy !req
237. Oh, fuck me.Copy !req
238. Those are our fucking Furbies.Copy !req
239. Mitch, what the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
240. I didn't let them in.Copy !req
241. - You think I let them in?
- Come on, man.Copy !req
242. What are they doing
in there, man?Copy !req
243. You fucking better let us in
right fucking now.Copy !req
244. All right, everybody,
just stay calm please.Copy !req
245. Fuck you!
Just push back
and stay calm, everybody.Copy !req
246. - Doug, lock it up. Now.
- Yeah.Copy !req
247. Guys, nobody's getting in.Copy !req
248. We're locking the doors.Copy !req
249. Stay calm and back up!Copy !req
250. We need you to push back
a little bit.Copy !req
251. - Hold this for me.
- Fuck you, bitch. Hey, hey.Copy !req
252. - Hey, store's open, everyone.
- Hey, give me that.Copy !req
253. We need backup immediately!Copy !req
254. Step right up,
get your fucking waffle irons!Copy !req
255. Hold up.Copy !req
256. Manny, I need help!Copy !req
257. Oh, my God.Copy !req
258. - Dude.
- The fuck is happening?Copy !req
259. What the fuck is going on?Copy !req
260. Fuck this shit!Copy !req
261. Manny! Manny, help!
- Fuck!Copy !req
262. Where the fuck are you going?Copy !req
263. Hey, back the fuck up,
back the fuck up.Copy !req
264. Open the door. They're gonna
get crushed. Open it.Copy !req
265. You have to open the door.
You have to get to Mitch.Copy !req
266. Get Mitch, Doug.
You have to get to him.Copy !req
267. - Okay, yeah, I'll open it.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
268. Jess, Jess, call your dad.Copy !req
269. - Jess, call your dad right now.
- Give me your phone.Copy !req
270. - Yo, open the door!
- Give me your fucking phone.Copy !req
271. They're gonna get crushed.
Open the fucking door.Copy !req
272. - What are you doing?
- Open the fucking door!Copy !req
273. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
274. Just gotta find the key.
Looking for the key.Copy !req
275. Open the door! Bobby?Copy !req
276. Open the fucking door.
Hold on, calm down.Copy !req
277. - What is wrong with you?
- Stop shoving.Copy !req
278. - Get off of me! Shit!
- Fuck off! Fuck off!Copy !req
279. Back the fuck up!
What the...?Copy !req
280. Oh, fuck, back the fuck up!
Back the fuck up!Copy !req
281. - Go. Go.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
282. Fucking move.Copy !req
283. Lonnie, grab it!Copy !req
284. Get off, that's my
fucking waffle iron!Copy !req
285. This is fucking gold.
This is fucking crazy.Copy !req
286. Gaby, wait...Copy !req
287. It's all right.
Jesus Christ.Copy !req
288. It's fucking insane!Copy !req
289. Evan, what the fuck?
You're gonna fucking die!Copy !req
290. - No, it's fine. Stay there.
- Get the fuck down!Copy !req
291. What the fuck?Copy !req
292. Evan! Evan!Copy !req
293. Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
- Evan, get down!Copy !req
294. Fuck you!Copy !req
295. Got to be hundreds more
in the back!Copy !req
296. Move! Get the fuck
out of the way!Copy !req
297. Yulia! No. Move!
Get the fuck...Copy !req
298. Jess.Copy !req
299. He's alive.Copy !req
300. Hey! Hey, I'm coming!Copy !req
301. - No, Bobby. Bobby.
- Hey.Copy !req
302. - Hey!
- Bobby!Copy !req
303. Bobby! Bobby!Copy !req
304. Oh, fuck! Fuck!Copy !req
305. Fuck you! What the fuck?Copy !req
306. - You fuckstick!
- Stop it, stop it.Copy !req
307. You know,
you're a fucking Muppet!Copy !req
308. You Jim Henson motherfucker!Copy !req
309. Go back to Fraggle Rock!Copy !req
310. Nice jacket,
you Michael Jackson,Copy !req
311. you fucking pussy licker!Copy !req
312. Fuck you.Copy !req
313. Amanda! Amanda!Copy !req
314. No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
315. No, no, no, no, no, Amanda, no.Copy !req
316. No.Copy !req
317. Amanda, look at me.Copy !req
318. Amanda.Copy !req
319. Somebody help me!Copy !req
320. Please help me!Copy !req
321. Oh, my God.Copy !req
322. Oh! Oh, fuck!Copy !req
323. Stop!Copy !req
324. Evan, get the fuck down!Copy !req
325. This is fucking gold.
- You suck!Copy !req
326. Evan, help me!Copy !req
327. Evan, help me! Get the...Copy !req
328. Oh, my God. Holy shit.
What the fuck?Copy !req
329. - That was crazy.
- Evan, get the fuck down.Copy !req
330. I've never fucking seen
something like this in my life.Copy !req
331. It's Thanksgiving,
not Thanksbuying!Copy !req
332. I'm live here at Right MartCopy !req
333. and although
the store has announcedCopy !req
334. they will have substantial
security upgradesCopy !req
335. for Thanksgiving,Copy !req
336. many residents feel after last
year's catastrophic events,Copy !req
337. the store shouldn't
be open at all.Copy !req
338. Thomas Wright,
you and your entire familyCopy !req
339. have blood on your hands.Copy !req
340. My wife's blood.Copy !req
341. We open for Thanksgiving, you
only hire two security guards?Copy !req
342. One of whom runs away and
the other is trampled to deathCopy !req
343. in the same stampede
that killed my wife.Copy !req
344. You and your entire family
need to go to prison.Copy !req
345. Not have another sale!Copy !req
346. Right Mart owner,
Thomas Wright,Copy !req
347. has worked overtime
since last yearCopy !req
348. to give back to the community,Copy !req
349. restoring Plymouth Park
and even going so farCopy !req
350. as to start
the Wright Family Foundation,Copy !req
351. sending local kids to college.Copy !req
352. But many say it's not enough.Copy !req
353. Local pitching phenom
Bobby Di StasiCopy !req
354. suffered a career-ending injuryCopy !req
355. and has not been heard from
since the accident.Copy !req
356. Many lawsuits were filed
and settled,Copy !req
357. but the security cameras
somehow weren't workingCopy !req
358. the night of the tragedy.Copy !req
359. All I know is the cameras
were functioning perfectly fineCopy !req
360. when I arrived.Copy !req
361. Then they mysteriously
stopped workingCopy !req
362. the one night there's an actual
disaster at the store.Copy !req
363. How convenient.Copy !req
364. Thanks, Mitch.Copy !req
365. Reporting live, Hank MortonCopy !req
366. at the Right Mart
in downtown Plymouth.Copy !req
367. Chet, Natalie, back to you.Copy !req
368. And here you go.Copy !req
369. - Happy Thanksgiving.
- Yeah.Copy !req
370. Good morning, Sheriff.
You want the usual?Copy !req
371. Two cups today, Lizzie.
New deputy's coming.Copy !req
372. Oh, well,
he was in here yesterdayCopy !req
373. and, uh, he's not much
for conversation.Copy !req
374. - Yeah.
- A real charmer.Copy !req
375. Probably just overwhelmedCopy !req
376. by the thriving metropolis
that is Plymouth.Copy !req
377. What the fuck?Copy !req
378. Fuck you.Copy !req
379. - This fish.
- It's organic.Copy !req
380. Oh, you know, all the lobsters
from the north...Copy !req
381. Here he is. Good morning.Copy !req
382. - Good morning, Sheriff.
- Welcome.Copy !req
383. And here you are.Copy !req
384. It's John Carver.
He was the first...Copy !req
385. First governor
of New Plymouth colony.Copy !req
386. Look at you. You've been doing
your homework there, Labelle.Copy !req
387. Well, if you call reading
a plaque on a statue homework.Copy !req
388. Oh, now, come on,
show some enthusiasm.Copy !req
389. Thanksgiving
is an institution here.Copy !req
390. What kid wouldn't want
to wear that, right?Copy !req
391. Yeah, get used to it.Copy !req
392. Everybody's
gonna be wearing them.Copy !req
393. Yeah. I can get used to it.Copy !req
394. Yes!Copy !req
395. Let's go.Copy !req
396. What-what are you doing?Copy !req
397. Kid, what are you doing?Copy !req
398. I just hit top two rungs.Copy !req
399. That means you get to go again.Copy !req
400. Somebody keeps tagging me
in the video.Copy !req
401. Yeah, they're tagging me, too.Copy !req
402. God. I'm gonna report it.Copy !req
403. Yeah, but people
keep reposting it.Copy !req
404. You think someone's doing
it on purpose?Copy !req
405. Dude, I just won
this candy apple.Copy !req
406. I hit the bull's-eye
like three times in a row.Copy !req
407. Awesome.
Good job, babe.Copy !req
408. What?Copy !req
409. What is it?
What did I do now?Copy !req
410. Evan,
- get the fuck down!
- This.Copy !req
411. This is fucking gold.Copy !req
412. - I thought we were past this.
- Yeah, so did I.Copy !req
413. Well, fuck this.
I'm going back to the axe pit.Copy !req
414. It's safer there.Copy !req
415. Ev, I'm sorry.Copy !req
416. I wasn't the only one
with a phone that night.Copy !req
417. I know you didn't post it.Copy !req
418. Come on, come on.Copy !req
419. Ugh.
I have to go
to the John Carver houseCopy !req
420. to film that stupid commercial
with my dad.Copy !req
421. I'm making
my grandmother's stuffing.Copy !req
422. Her secret ingredient
was a touch of eggplant.Copy !req
423. I only hope I can make it
half as good as hers, though.Copy !req
424. Oh, I'm sure you'll make
an excellent dinner, Kathleen.Copy !req
425. - Hey, Jessica.
- Hey.Copy !req
426. So, you ready for your
big moment in the limelight?Copy !req
427. Oh, yeah. Already wrote
my acceptance speech.Copy !req
428. Ah, I have mine ready, too.Copy !req
429. Yours?Copy !req
430. Didn't your father tell you?Copy !req
431. He wants a family commercial
this year.Copy !req
432. Look at it this way:
One more year until college.Copy !req
433. How am I supposed to have
an answer? I don't...Copy !req
434. I can't fucking believe this!Copy !req
435. I don't have an answer, Stan.
I have no ideaCopy !req
436. - what in the hell just happened.
- Huh.Copy !req
437. Don't know what he's doing.Copy !req
438. It's now just
a complete disaster.Copy !req
439. - What's going on?
- You got to see this.Copy !req
440. This is a fucking disaster.Copy !req
441. The whole commercial's ruined.Copy !req
442. I've been screaming
at everybody the whole morning.Copy !req
443. Okay, guys, back up.
I got to call this in.Copy !req
444. Yeah, a historical landmark
has been trashed.Copy !req
445. What?Copy !req
446. Yeah, whatever.
That, too.Copy !req
447. I got to shut this place down.Copy !req
448. I catch these guys,Copy !req
449. I'm gonna prosecute them
for vandalism.Copy !req
450. Uh, yeah, and theft.Copy !req
451. Because there was an axe
on that wall I was gonna use.Copy !req
452. It's gone.Copy !req
453. Come to Right Mart,
where we slash prices...Copy !req
454. without a fucking axe!Copy !req
455. My commercial's ruined.Copy !req
456. You look relieved.Copy !req
457. Yeah.Copy !req
458. I'm tired of pretendingCopy !req
459. like everything's normal
when it's not.Copy !req
460. Well, hey, Jess, I want things
to go back to normal, too.Copy !req
461. That's why this year's
gonna be everythingCopy !req
462. last year was supposed to be.Copy !req
463. Dad...Copy !req
464. Having another sale
like nothing happenedCopy !req
465. doesn't change anything.
It just ignores it.Copy !req
466. And as usual, we can't have
one moment alone.Copy !req
467. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
468. I'm good. Very good.Copy !req
469. How are things going
with Jessica?Copy !req
470. Dude, they're amazing.Copy !req
471. She invited me to the parade
to be on the float,Copy !req
472. and then I scored an invite
to Thanksgiving dinnerCopy !req
473. with her family at her house.
I feel like I'm in.Copy !req
474. Bobby ghosting her is the best
thing that ever happened to me.Copy !req
475. Nicely played.Copy !req
476. Is this good?Copy !req
477. McCarty Party.
That is where you want to be.Copy !req
478. You look like you enjoy alcohol
and drinking,Copy !req
479. so you're gonna want to come
down to the McCarty party.Copy !req
480. 25 whole dollars. Hey.Copy !req
481. You guys want tickets
to McCarty Party?Copy !req
482. I can do a group rate.Copy !req
483. - He's charging this year?
- Yeah.Copy !req
484. He's been watching
a lot of "Shark Tank."Copy !req
485. Dude thinks he's Mark Cuban.Copy !req
486. No, thank you.Copy !req
487. Selling alcohol to teens
isn't exactly disrupting.Copy !req
488. No, but it is
a recession-proof business.Copy !req
489. Let me know
if you guys want tickets.Copy !req
490. - They're selling out quick.
- How about youCopy !req
491. finish my fucking history paper,Copy !req
492. and then we'll talk tickets?Copy !req
493. - Sure.
You're an asshole.Copy !req
494. You're such... Be nicer to him.Copy !req
495. Listen, listen.
He's a sweetie.Copy !req
496. - Gabs.
I paid himCopy !req
497. a pretty decent sum of money.Copy !req
498. What? I can't write papers and
play football at the same time.Copy !req
499. - Are you kidding?
- It's Bobby.Copy !req
500. Oh, shit. He's back.Copy !req
501. Wait, why didn't he come talk
to you?Copy !req
502. I don't know. I haven't talked
to him in, like, a year.Copy !req
503. Yeah, that's definitely him.Copy !req
504. I don't think so.Copy !req
505. "The table is set"?Copy !req
506. This is weird.Copy !req
507. No, it's-it's a fake.Copy !req
508. - He has no followers.
Ooh, it's a table.Copy !req
509. We're all tagged.Copy !req
510. Mm, Ryan's here.Copy !req
511. Evan.Copy !req
512. Can you at least try and seem
like you're not a dick?Copy !req
513. I'm nice to him.Copy !req
514. Okay? Ryan's fine.Copy !req
515. He just...Copy !req
516. He's harmless, like an NPC.Copy !req
517. But...Copy !req
518. he messes with
the group dynamic.Copy !req
519. - Okay.
Just be nicer.Copy !req
520. - For me.
- Okay. I just have nothingCopy !req
521. to talk about with the guy.Copy !req
522. He's just, like...
He's kind of boring.Copy !req
523. Well, maybe if you made
a bit of an effort.Copy !req
524. I mean, he's a good guy.Copy !req
525. Good guy.Copy !req
526. Well, he hasn't just ghosted me
yet, so...Copy !req
527. he's frontrunner.Copy !req
528. NPC.Copy !req
529. - Hey.
- Walks like a robot.Copy !req
530. Talks like a robot.Copy !req
531. - What's up, everyone?
- Ryan!Copy !req
532. Hey!Copy !req
533. - How you doing?
- Hello!Copy !req
534. - Hi, Gab. Good to see you.
- Good to see you.Copy !req
535. You finish your paper?Copy !req
536. Barely.Copy !req
537. I had to start another one
today, and I got...Copy !req
538. I'm gonna just... I'm gonna be
swamped until Christmas,Copy !req
539. let's just say that.Copy !req
540. That's crazy, bro.Copy !req
541. Oh, excuse me.
We're ready to order.Copy !req
542. This isn't Right Mart, honey.Copy !req
543. You actually have
to wait your turn here.Copy !req
544. Ooh, she told you.Copy !req
545. - Someone's in trouble.
- She told us.Copy !req
546. Uh, so, what-what are you guysCopy !req
547. doing
for the Pats-Steelers game?Copy !req
548. Probably watching at my place.Copy !req
549. That sounds fun.
You can totally do that.Copy !req
550. Or...Copy !req
551. you could watch it with me
on the 50-yard line.Copy !req
552. - Wait.
What's up? Yo.Copy !req
553. - Bro, are you serious?
- I swear. Hey...Copy !req
554. - Oh, my God.
- Hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
555. Yes, sir.
- That's what's up.Copy !req
556. - Scuba, you know me.
- Jess, brownie points.Copy !req
557. - Very sweet.
- I-I like this guy.Copy !req
558. This guy.Copy !req
559. All right.Copy !req
560. Are you shits ready to order?Copy !req
561. Yes. Uh, can I do
the vanilla frappe?Copy !req
562. All right. You want jimmies
on it?
Extra jimmies.Copy !req
563. Garlic knots for the table?Copy !req
564. Garlic knots.
- This isn't Papa Gino's, kids.Copy !req
565. Evan, get the fuck down!Copy !req
566. This is fucking gold.Copy !req
567. Fuck. No. No!Copy !req
568. Where are my fucking keys?Copy !req
569. Where are my fucking keys,
goddamn it?Copy !req
570. Fuck.Copy !req
571. Fuck.Copy !req
572. Motherfucker!Copy !req
573. Watch out. Here we go.
Here we go. Watch out, sir.Copy !req
574. Oh, my God.Copy !req
575. Cover that body! Cover that up.Copy !req
576. Yo, Jacob.Copy !req
577. Step into my office.Copy !req
578. Uh-huh.Copy !req
579. What's with the shades?Copy !req
580. - I had a late night.
- Huh.Copy !req
581. What were you doing?Copy !req
582. Well, I had two essays to write.Copy !req
583. I'll hook you up next week.Copy !req
584. You said that last month.Copy !req
585. Yeah, Ms. Byers better
eat this shit up, okay?Copy !req
586. Trust me, Evan,
she couldn't haveCopy !req
587. written it better herself.Copy !req
588. Okay.Copy !req
589. You're the man.Copy !req
590. - Mm. Yeah.
- Brainiac.Copy !req
591. Eat shit.Copy !req
592. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
593. Guys, John Carver
tagged us again.Copy !req
594. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
595. Look.Copy !req
596. Oh, my God.Copy !req
597. These seats are for us.Copy !req
598. Our names are at the table.Copy !req
599. Stay behind the line.Copy !req
600. Oh, Sheriff, what happened?
Is this killing connectedCopy !req
601. to what happened at Right Mart?Copy !req
602. Can we get this pushed back
a little bit?Copy !req
603. Am I walking on anything?
What do you got for me?Copy !req
604. Guys are going through
security footage inside.Copy !req
605. - Inside?
- Sheriff.Copy !req
606. Sheriff, can you tell us anything...Copy !req
607. Can you get these guys
out of the way?Copy !req
608. Pete.Copy !req
609. We found this where
the killer broke in.Copy !req
610. What is this?Copy !req
611. I think it's brick.Copy !req
612. - Or pieces of brick.
- Right.Copy !req
613. Labelle, you've met
Detective Chu, yeah?Copy !req
614. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
615. Yeah, we met.Copy !req
616. Come take a look at this.Copy !req
617. Brick.Copy !req
618. We got the killer
on security cam,Copy !req
619. and you're not gonna believe
what he's wearing.Copy !req
620. Cameras at Right Mart
caught the same guyCopy !req
621. lowering her legs
onto the sign from the roof.Copy !req
622. It's just like you said, Sheriff.Copy !req
623. Everyone in town's
wearing them. Yeah.Copy !req
624. Jess, you know me.Copy !req
625. I will not be bullied
by some freaking lunatic.Copy !req
626. The store is staying open,
and I'm hiring extra security.Copy !req
627. But, honey, I need you to get to
the sheriff's office now.Copy !req
628. - I know. We're going now.
- Okay, but just ask anyoneCopy !req
629. who was there that night
to go talk to them.Copy !req
630. - Okay, okay. Bye.
- I love you.Copy !req
631. He's hiring additional security.Copy !req
632. But not closing the store.Copy !req
633. Correct.
That would make sense.Copy !req
634. Wait. Wait,
are you serious?Copy !req
635. Did your dad not see
this guy tagged us?Copy !req
636. Is he waiting for us
to be on a fucking displayCopy !req
637. - in front of his store?
- I'm asking him right now.Copy !req
638. - Why?
- Scuba, don't.Copy !req
639. Why the fuck not?
He gonna tag me,Copy !req
640. I'm gonna send that motherfucker
a DM. Come get me, bitch.Copy !req
641. Don't slide
into the killer's DMs.Copy !req
642. Scuba, please,
just hold off, okay?Copy !req
643. It's a murder case
in my dad's store.Copy !req
644. - We can't just fuck around.
- Fuck around and find out.Copy !req
645. Fuck around and find out.
That's right.Copy !req
646. He'll see
what happens.Copy !req
647. - Are you crazy, McCarty?
- Come on, princess.Copy !req
648. I wouldn't hit you.Copy !req
649. You know how much paperwork
the copsCopy !req
650. would make me fill out?Copy !req
651. McCarty, are you back
to finish tenth grade?Copy !req
652. I just thought, you know,Copy !req
653. in light of the current situation,Copy !req
654. you might want
a little "protection."Copy !req
655. Courtesy of my old man's store.Copy !req
656. McCarty, only you
would have the ballsCopy !req
657. to sell guns
at a high school.Copy !req
658. I should kick your ass right here.Copy !req
659. Come on, Mark Cuban would
think I'm a fucking genius:Copy !req
660. Everyone gets a gun,
problem solved.Copy !req
661. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Easy, Scooby snacks.Copy !req
662. Jesus, I'm only kidding.Copy !req
663. I wouldn't sell guns to kids.Copy !req
664. I'm selling alcohol.Copy !req
665. And right now I gotta meet
that little farthead JacobCopy !req
666. to sell him some more
McCarty Party tickets.Copy !req
667. - All right, McCarty.
- Okay.Copy !req
668. Sales are going
through the roof.Copy !req
669. Fuck off, McCarty.
- No one's coming to that.Copy !req
670. You guys should comeYULIA: You're a creep.Copy !req
671. It's the only place in town
you won't get killed.Copy !req
672. I could really use
your help, Jessica.Copy !req
673. Uh, okay, what can I do?Copy !req
674. We've exhausted
pretty much every resourceCopy !req
675. to identify people, but anyoneCopy !req
676. involved with that night
could be in serious danger.Copy !req
677. I knew I shouldn't have
let them in the store.Copy !req
678. Detective, can you
give us a moment?
Yes.Copy !req
679. If you look closely,
you can see all our names.Copy !req
680. And-and then it's kind
of blurry, it says "Scuba."Copy !req
681. Why do they call you Scuba?Copy !req
682. My last name's Dybing.Copy !req
683. What's your first name?Copy !req
684. Claude.Copy !req
685. Yeah, Scuba's better.Copy !req
686. Jessica, you know,
I don't know what happenedCopy !req
687. with those cameras last year,Copy !req
688. but at this point,
I don't care.Copy !req
689. Because I understand you're
in a difficult situation.Copy !req
690. But I know you want
to do the right thing.Copy !req
691. So if you know something,
anything that can help usCopy !req
692. with the information
on that night,Copy !req
693. I promise I'll keep it
between us.Copy !req
694. Because this is a matter
of life and death.Copy !req
695. Jess.Copy !req
696. Saw you at the Cap yesterday.Copy !req
697. No. I got in this morning.Copy !req
698. You working for your uncle
again?Copy !req
699. I'm helping out
while I'm in town.Copy !req
700. Well, I'm sure
I'll see you around.Copy !req
701. Hey, Jess, wait.Copy !req
702. I'm sorry.Copy !req
703. Can I walk with you?Copy !req
704. I mean, you ghosted me.Copy !req
705. You're off social media.Copy !req
706. You deleted every trace
of yourself.Copy !req
707. I ghosted everybody.Copy !req
708. Yeah, but I'm not everybody.
I was your girlfriend.Copy !req
709. I blamed you for
what happened to me,Copy !req
710. and instead of just
telling you about it,Copy !req
711. I vanished, like a dick.Copy !req
712. I feel so stupid now,
but I just...Copy !req
713. Bobby, I feel horrible.Copy !req
714. If I hadn't let you guys in... No, don't.Copy !req
715. Don't.
It-it was my decision.Copy !req
716. I could have
stayed outside.Copy !req
717. It's not your fault.Copy !req
718. How's your arm?Copy !req
719. I mean,
rehab's going great,Copy !req
720. so I might get back up to
full-speed pitching again.Copy !req
721. - Golden Arm.
- Yeah.Copy !req
722. That's good.
I'm happy to hear it.Copy !req
723. Hey. What is it?Copy !req
724. Nothing.Copy !req
725. You know, I'm still your friend.
You can trust me.Copy !req
726. That night,
after the trampling,Copy !req
727. Kathleen was in a panic,
ranting aboutCopy !req
728. bad publicity
and getting sued, and...Copy !req
729. she went into the security room
and deleted all the footage.Copy !req
730. She asked me not
to say anything,Copy !req
731. and I didn't stop her.Copy !req
732. There's nothing you can
do about it now, so...Copy !req
733. That's the thing.
Maybe there is.Copy !req
734. Look, there's a backup system
at my houseCopy !req
735. in my dad's office.Copy !req
736. Jess, that's probably long gone.Copy !req
737. No, it stores the footage
for a year.Copy !req
738. Then tell your dad you need it,
and then,Copy !req
739. given the circumstances,Copy !req
740. he prob... No, no, no, no.Copy !req
741. With the lawsuits, no way.Copy !req
742. He's pretending like
it doesn't exist.Copy !req
743. Well, what do you want to do?Copy !req
744. I want to see what's on it.Copy !req
745. Thanks for talking.Copy !req
746. Yeah. It was really nice.Copy !req
747. Oh, no, don't turn around.
It's Ryan Baker.Copy !req
748. I'll get rid of him.Copy !req
749. - Hi, babe.
- Hi.Copy !req
750. - How you doing? All right?
- Yeah, yeah, fine.Copy !req
751. Did you, um,
give your statement?Copy !req
752. Yeah, I did, but they were
just looking toCopy !req
753. identify people, and I didn't
know anybody except Scott,Copy !req
754. so I didn't have much
to offer.Copy !req
755. How you doing,
Bobby?Copy !req
756. Well, I'm sorry to
break up this reunion,Copy !req
757. but, uh, Bobby, could I see you
in my office?Copy !req
758. This is new.Copy !req
759. Yep. A lot's changed
since you left.Copy !req
760. Looks like it.Copy !req
761. All right,
let's get out of here.Copy !req
762. Still no suspectsCopy !req
763. in the brutal murder of
local waitress Lizzie McMullan.Copy !req
764. Authorities have no clues
other than crypticCopy !req
765. social media posts,Copy !req
766. leaving many residents to wonderCopy !req
767. who will be the next victim
of John Carver.Copy !req
768. Hey, Dewey.Copy !req
769. Hey, buddy, Daddy's going
on a little vacation.Copy !req
770. All right? Going down to
the Dominican Republic,Copy !req
771. and Gina's gonna
come down her, all right.Copy !req
772. You just chill, buddy.Copy !req
773. Who the fuck is...Copy !req
774. Hey. Yeah.Copy !req
775. - I'm waiting.
- Yeah, man, I see you.Copy !req
776. I got a fucking flight.
I'll be there in a minute.Copy !req
777. All right?Copy !req
778. Jesus.Copy !req
779. All right, buddy.Copy !req
780. Fuck.Copy !req
781. Fuckin' passport.Copy !req
782. Fuck.Copy !req
783. Fuck.Copy !req
784. Jesus fucking Christ.Copy !req
785. Fuck.Copy !req
786. Show yourself!Copy !req
787. I'm a security guard.Copy !req
788. I kill people every fucking day!Copy !req
789. Hey, I'm not scared
of you, buddy.Copy !req
790. Don't fuck with me!Copy !req
791. Let's fuckin' go!Copy !req
792. Dewey. Dewey where is he?
Where is he?Copy !req
793. Tell Daddy where he is, Dewey.Copy !req
794. Is he that way?Copy !req
795. Night, Mom.Copy !req
796. Our killer has claimed
a second victim.Copy !req
797. He's brazen, confident.Copy !req
798. He's spent a considerable
amount of time and energyCopy !req
799. setting this up, but none
of this works unless he hasCopy !req
800. a private location where
he's taking the victims.Copy !req
801. He's powering off his phoneCopy !req
802. so we can't track him
on the move.Copy !req
803. He's taking the pictureCopy !req
804. and then uploading it
from another location.Copy !req
805. We have one bit of physical
evidence that leads usCopy !req
806. to Cordage Park.Copy !req
807. Effective immediately,Copy !req
808. we're searching
every inch of it.Copy !req
809. Hey.
- Oh, hi, Dad.Copy !req
810. - I was just using your computer.
- Oh, it's fine. Listen...Copy !req
811. I've been thinking
a lot about what you said.Copy !req
812. You know, after Mom died,Copy !req
813. the only thing that I
could do to survive was work.Copy !req
814. Because it's all I know.Copy !req
815. But work...Copy !req
816. doesn't fill the void.Copy !req
817. So, when I met Kathleen,Copy !req
818. I felt alive again.
I was...Copy !req
819. willing to just
overlook all flawsCopy !req
820. and it might've...Copy !req
821. been at your expense.Copy !req
822. And I just want to say...Copy !req
823. I'm sorry.Copy !req
824. Thank you.Copy !req
825. Love you, Dad.Copy !req
826. Love you.Copy !req
827. You find anything?Copy !req
828. Yeah. Let's go.Copy !req
829. Wait, what is it?Copy !req
830. Nothing. Let's just go.Copy !req
831. I know this kid.Copy !req
832. Lionel. He goes to our school.Copy !req
833. He's always the turkey
in the parade.Copy !req
834. And I-I know that guy.Copy !req
835. He goes to Hanover South.Copy !req
836. - Evan punched him, remember?
Yeah,Copy !req
837. he's the one
who started the riot.Copy !req
838. He had the bullhorn.Copy !req
839. I think his name is...Copy !req
840. Larry? Or Lonnie?Copy !req
841. Or-Or something.Copy !req
842. And she's probably
a cheerleader.Copy !req
843. That's great, Bobby. Thank you.Copy !req
844. Yeah.Copy !req
845. Hey, w-what is it?Copy !req
846. There's one more.Copy !req
847. That's Ryan Baker.Copy !req
848. He didn't know anyone
other than his roommate, huh?Copy !req
849. And that's Doug.Copy !req
850. The guard that got
crushed to death.Copy !req
851. Jessica, did Ryan ever mention
to you that he knew Doug?Copy !req
852. Because that certainly
wasn't in his statement.Copy !req
853. No.Copy !req
854. Yeah.Copy !req
855. There may not be anything to it.Copy !req
856. Be careful who you trust.
Both of you.Copy !req
857. Yeah, don't worry.Copy !req
858. I'll take care of Ryan today.Copy !req
859. You're not taking care
of anything.Copy !req
860. He just said
it could be nothing.Copy !req
861. All right, fine, Jess.Copy !req
862. If I see Ryan, I'll act
like nothing's weird.Copy !req
863. For you.Copy !req
864. You should get back to school.Copy !req
865. But stay alert.Copy !req
866. That's why I won't be
celebrating ThanksgivingCopy !req
867. this year or any year.Copy !req
868. - You're so brave.
- So brave.Copy !req
869. Thank you, Chad.Copy !req
870. That was very inspiring.Copy !req
871. Next up...Copy !req
872. Mr. Fletcher.Copy !req
873. Let's go, Fletcher.Copy !req
874. All right.Copy !req
875. Um...Copy !req
876. the piece that I have written...Copy !req
877. uh, is titled "The WampanoagCopy !req
878. and the Native American Side
of Thanksgiving,"Copy !req
879. by Evan Fletcher.Copy !req
880. "While today ThanksgivingCopy !req
881. "is one of our nation's
favorite holidays,Copy !req
882. "it has a very different meaningCopy !req
883. "for many Native Americans.Copy !req
884. "For the Wampanoag,Copy !req
885. Thanksgiving is a day
of mourning."Copy !req
886. That was beautiful, Evan.Copy !req
887. I enjoyed hearing you read it.Copy !req
888. As much as I enjoyed
writing it for my blog.Copy !req
889. I'm gonna kill
that little asswipe.Copy !req
890. If it makes you feel
any better, you'll probablyCopy !req
891. be killed before you get
suspended for plagiarism.Copy !req
892. Scuba. Don't even joke
about that.Copy !req
893. Yeah, my bad, you're right.
Plagiarism's serious.Copy !req
894. When did you talk to him last?Copy !req
895. Two days ago.
Was there a reason?Copy !req
896. Yeah, there's a reason.Copy !req
897. I never bought Ryan's
Mr. Perfect routine.Copy !req
898. Yeah, I mean, how would he
know a random security guardCopy !req
899. and why would he not
tell anybody?Copy !req
900. I don't know.Copy !req
901. Doug just moved here.
He was the new guy.Copy !req
902. This guy have any family
in Plymouth?Copy !req
903. I think his family's
in Nebraska.Copy !req
904. I-I don't believe
for a second it was Ryan.Copy !req
905. Doesn't make sense.
He's too nice.Copy !req
906. Okay,
let's not be naive here.Copy !req
907. I mean, the nicest guys
are the most psycho,Copy !req
908. they're just better
at hiding it.Copy !req
909. - God, what is wrong with me?
It's not you.Copy !req
910. Nothing wrong with you, Jess.Copy !req
911. I feel like I can't
trust anybody.Copy !req
912. You're probably right.Copy !req
913. I mean, us.Copy !req
914. It's all we got right now.Copy !req
915. And, yes, I am excluding Bobby.Copy !req
916. Bobby?
Wh... Bobby would never.Copy !req
917. I told you, he was doing great.Copy !req
918. No, you told us he told you
he was doing great.Copy !req
919. That's different
than he's doing great.Copy !req
920. For all we know,
he's not even at school,Copy !req
921. and he's driving around
in that tow truck full time.Copy !req
922. Wait, hey, hey. Why are we
even talking about them?Copy !req
923. It's got to be Mitch. I mean,
he's obsessed with the store,Copy !req
924. his wife just died,
and he hates us.Copy !req
925. That's right! Yo, that guy's
up to his eyeballs in motive.Copy !req
926. And he drives a van:Copy !req
927. the official transportation
choice for pedophiles,Copy !req
928. kidnappers, rapists, murderers...Copy !req
929. Yep, yep, you're right,
you're right. Scuba.Copy !req
930. Like Coach Ingalls says,Copy !req
931. the best defense
is a good offense.Copy !req
932. Me and you, we go after them,Copy !req
933. - fuck them up one by one.
- Let's go, let's go.Copy !req
934. And we'll get some, we'll get
some help from McCarty's store.Copy !req
935. Guys. Evan. Babe.
This is not a game, okay?Copy !req
936. These are not some Hanover kids.Copy !req
937. Can we just let the police
handle it, Ev?Copy !req
938. We're in deep shit here.Copy !req
939. We let the police handle it,
we're all gonna end up 50% off.Copy !req
940. Are you gonna answer it?Copy !req
941. No.Copy !req
942. This fits.Copy !req
943. You're on the Right Mart
"Mayflower"?Copy !req
944. Yep.Copy !req
945. Next.Copy !req
946. Bobby boy.Copy !req
947. Forgotten, but not gone.Copy !req
948. Forgotten?Copy !req
949. It feels like I never left.Copy !req
950. You in the parade now?Copy !req
951. Yeah, Jess asked me.Copy !req
952. Newlon was right, you know.Copy !req
953. A lot has changed
since you left.Copy !req
954. Ah, maybe not as much
as you think.Copy !req
955. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
956. Oh, no, I just mean that I'm
helping with the parade again.Copy !req
957. Hmm.Copy !req
958. You know, if you weren't
leaving in a few days,Copy !req
959. I would knock your teeth out.Copy !req
960. Whoa, leaving?Copy !req
961. Buddy...Copy !req
962. Who says I'm leaving?Copy !req
963. You fucking pussy.Copy !req
964. You fucking want it.
Let's fucking go.Copy !req
965. One more. One more!Copy !req
966. There you fucking go! Nice!Copy !req
967. The fuck's going on here?Copy !req
968. Come on, Hanover.Copy !req
969. We gonna carve up Plymouth
like a turkey tomorrow or what?Copy !req
970. Let's go! Harder!Copy !req
971. Harder! One more time!Copy !req
972. Fuck yeah!
Looking good, cover girl.Copy !req
973. Nice. Nice. Nice form, there.
Good shit.Copy !req
974. Uh, listen, you guys
keep going, okay?Copy !req
975. Neil, burpees after this,
all right? You're in charge.Copy !req
976. Where the fuck we are going?Copy !req
977. Shh.Copy !req
978. Coach has strict orders,
all right?Copy !req
979. No sex.Copy !req
980. Just a little tease.Copy !req
981. Sit.Copy !req
982. What, here?Copy !req
983. What?Copy !req
984. You're fucking crazy,
you know that?Copy !req
985. Are you ready?Copy !req
986. Fucking born ready.Copy !req
987. Jesus.Copy !req
988. Are you sure?Copy !req
989. Here we go!Copy !req
990. Fucking cancelled?Copy !req
991. - What the fuck?
- Relax.Copy !req
992. You can't cancel my game!Copy !req
993. You heard the man.
Let's go, Fletcher.Copy !req
994. Game's getting rescheduled.
Let's get changed.Copy !req
995. Rescheduled until when?
Until when?Copy !req
996. - June?
- Someone's missing.Copy !req
997. I'm gonna be fucking
graduated by then, bro!Copy !req
998. - Where you going?
- I'm gonna go play,Copy !req
999. that's what I'm gonna do!Copy !req
1000. Dude, you can't play
football alone, dumb-ass.Copy !req
1001. Watch me!Copy !req
1002. Blunderbuss!Copy !req
1003. McCarty, what the fuck
are you doing?Copy !req
1004. I was just gonna fire it off
if they won the game.Copy !req
1005. It's just fucking gunpowder,
it's all right.Copy !req
1006. Sorry, Sheriff.
My kid's a fucking idiot.Copy !req
1007. - He's a fucking goober chucker.
- McCARTY'S DAD: Get in the car,Copy !req
1008. - you fucking idiot.
- God, I hate those things.Copy !req
1009. I can't even smell the powder.Copy !req
1010. First commercial
my dad made me do,Copy !req
1011. he took it so seriouslyCopy !req
1012. he insisted I learn
how to pack it.Copy !req
1013. He made me do it
over and over again.Copy !req
1014. Almost blew up in my hand.Copy !req
1015. Jess, you should go home.Copy !req
1016. Gaby, maybe go find Evan,
get him out of here.Copy !req
1017. I heard they found blood.Copy !req
1018. Yeah.Copy !req
1019. The people missing
were at the Right Mart.Copy !req
1020. You stay together,
or at least in pairs, okay?Copy !req
1021. - Okay, yeah.
- Shit.Copy !req
1022. - I'll go get him.
- Okay, I'll meet you inside.Copy !req
1023. Hey, I can leave, you guys.Copy !req
1024. Oh, no, no, no.
Let's go back together.Copy !req
1025. Hmm? We'll be right back.Copy !req
1026. Yeah, wait up.
- Okay.Copy !req
1027. Okay.Copy !req
1028. That's weird.Copy !req
1029. Gabs.Copy !req
1030. Gaby?Copy !req
1031. Gaby?Copy !req
1032. Help! Help!Copy !req
1033. He's in there! Please help!Copy !req
1034. Help! Help!Copy !req
1035. Please help!Copy !req
1036. Did you notice
anything about him?Copy !req
1037. Um...Copy !req
1038. He was dressed as a pilgrim.Copy !req
1039. And-and he had
a John Carver mask on.Copy !req
1040. Okay. Just think.
It's about the details.Copy !req
1041. Small mistakes,Copy !req
1042. that's how they get caught.Copy !req
1043. I'm sorry, I...Copy !req
1044. I only saw him
for a few seconds.Copy !req
1045. I'm sorry.
It's okay.
It's okay. Don't be sorry.Copy !req
1046. - Okay.
- Okay, we're gonna get you home.Copy !req
1047. - You're doing great.
- Okay.Copy !req
1048. Thank you. All right.Copy !req
1049. - You guys good?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1050. We got to get you guys
home soon, okay?Copy !req
1051. Get out of here.Copy !req
1052. Hey, Bobby's coming.Copy !req
1053. Hey, is she...? Hey.Copy !req
1054. Are you okay?
Here, here, here.Copy !req
1055. Thanks.Copy !req
1056. That's my girlfriend. Jess.Copy !req
1057. - He came right for me.
- Did you see him?Copy !req
1058. - Hi.
You okay?Copy !req
1059. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
1060. He came after me,
but I got away.Copy !req
1061. Douche.Copy !req
1062. That's been happening
a lot here recently.Copy !req
1063. I wonder why.Copy !req
1064. Okay, you want to tell us
about your little buddy,Copy !req
1065. the security guard?Copy !req
1066. - I'm sorry, who?
- Dude, stop lying to her, man.Copy !req
1067. Just like how
you lied to the cops.Copy !req
1068. Going to the corner,
huddled together?Copy !req
1069. I'm sorry, are you talking
about the security guardCopy !req
1070. from-from Right Mart? Doug?Copy !req
1071. We have proof.
It's on video, dude.Copy !req
1072. You are a fucking idiot, man.Copy !req
1073. I honestly hope
you make a better pitcherCopy !req
1074. than you do a detective.Copy !req
1075. No, I walked off with himCopy !req
1076. because we were getting addies.Copy !req
1077. That's why Scott was there.Copy !req
1078. I was just bro-ing up with him
'cause I needed another hookup.Copy !req
1079. Adderall?"Adderall?"Copy !req
1080. Yes, Adderall.Copy !req
1081. That is what smart kids do,Copy !req
1082. so we can get into Ivy League
schools, and guys like youCopy !req
1083. - can tow our Porsches.
- Get your...Copy !req
1084. - Bitch!
- Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
1085. - Yo, what the fuck?
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
1086. - Get the fuck off.
- Ryan!Copy !req
1087. Get home, both of you.Copy !req
1088. I didn't... And stay the fuck awayCopy !req
1089. from the parade tomorrow.Copy !req
1090. I see either one of you
on the street,Copy !req
1091. I'm gonna haul you both in.Copy !req
1092. - Jess, I'm not the bad guy here.
- Go.Copy !req
1093. He came at me.
- This isn't done.Copy !req
1094. - He just, he just came at me.
- No. Stop!Copy !req
1095. Stop!Copy !req
1096. I can't believe you two.Copy !req
1097. My friends could be dead,Copy !req
1098. and you can't put
your bullshit aside?Copy !req
1099. I don't want to see
either of you.Copy !req
1100. Okay?Copy !req
1101. - Get out.
- Jess, that is not what...Copy !req
1102. Get out!Copy !req
1103. Shit. It's my dad.Copy !req
1104. Yulia.Copy !req
1105. Yulia, come.Copy !req
1106. I... I...Copy !req
1107. Papa.
Get in.Copy !req
1108. What are you doing? Pop.Copy !req
1109. Get in the Mercedes.Dad!Copy !req
1110. - Just tell me where we're going.
- Florida.Copy !req
1111. He's just taking her
to Florida?Copy !req
1112. I don't know.Copy !req
1113. That's about as much
of a conversationCopy !req
1114. I've ever had with the guy.Copy !req
1115. What?Copy !req
1116. Evan's right.Copy !req
1117. The police ain't doing shit.
Let's go.Copy !req
1118. Where are we going?Copy !req
1119. Ladies and gentlemen,
another satisfied customer.Copy !req
1120. Jacob, get him a T-shirt.Copy !req
1121. Here you go, buddy.
On the house.Copy !req
1122. Hey, listen, I just
want to know if it's worth itCopy !req
1123. before we pay.Copy !req
1124. I mean, I heard this party
isn't even all that, so...Copy !req
1125. Listen, kid.Copy !req
1126. Sometimes things end up much
better than you'd expect,Copy !req
1127. all right?Copy !req
1128. Think of it this way,Copy !req
1129. when Black Sabbath
fired Ozzy in '79,Copy !req
1130. you would've figured
it was all fucking over.Copy !req
1131. The end of an era.Copy !req
1132. But then, along comes
Ronnie James Dio,Copy !req
1133. all five foot nothing of him,
the evil little elf,Copy !req
1134. and he brought a magic
to that bandCopy !req
1135. that they hadn't seen in years.Copy !req
1136. Who's Black Sabbath?Copy !req
1137. Get the fuck off my property.Copy !req
1138. I just want to know.
Who's Black...Copy !req
1139. Get the fuck off
my property right now.Copy !req
1140. Go back to Methuen,
you fucking dorks.Copy !req
1141. - Fuck you.
- No virgins allowed.Copy !req
1142. Cocksucker.Copy !req
1143. Jacob. VIP. Upstairs. Now.Copy !req
1144. All right.Copy !req
1145. Watch out, this kid's
been here for two days.Copy !req
1146. Drank too much white zinfandel.Copy !req
1147. Welcome to the Death Star.Copy !req
1148. This is where the magic happens.Copy !req
1149. - Jacob, VIP's closed.
Yeah.Copy !req
1150. You're on door patrol.Copy !req
1151. You get caught with any of
this shit, you're on your own.Copy !req
1152. - Jesus, Scuba.
- What about this?Copy !req
1153. That's mainly for taking down
angry grizzliesCopy !req
1154. in the Alaskan wilderness
or brain-eating zombiesCopy !req
1155. in a post-apocalyptic America.Copy !req
1156. All right.Copy !req
1157. Let me show you something
far more reasonable.Copy !req
1158. 44 Magnum. A classic.Copy !req
1159. Plus, you get bonus points
if you makeCopy !req
1160. a Dirty Harry-style comment
when you blast him.Copy !req
1161. Mc-McCarty, do you have
any human-sized guns?Copy !req
1162. Maybe.Copy !req
1163. All right.Copy !req
1164. The SIG 226.Copy !req
1165. It's a short recoil-operated,
locked breech pistol.Copy !req
1166. Decent stopping power.Copy !req
1167. You'll want to use this.Copy !req
1168. Keep the safety on,Copy !req
1169. unless you want
to blow your nuts off.Copy !req
1170. What about you, Right Mart?Copy !req
1171. Uh, I fired a musket once.
It almost killed me.Copy !req
1172. Yeah, those things are fucked.Copy !req
1173. Let me show you something.Copy !req
1174. Check this out.Copy !req
1175. Element of surprise, huh?Copy !req
1176. Pull it out of your beltCopy !req
1177. and you stick 'em
right in the gut.Copy !req
1178. We got all sorts
of tactical shit.Copy !req
1179. It's yours if you want it.Copy !req
1180. Um, I'm-I'm good.Copy !req
1181. Scuba will be with me,
and he's armed, so...Copy !req
1182. All right.Copy !req
1183. McCarty, I owe you one.Copy !req
1184. Yeah. Anytime.Copy !req
1185. All right. Thanks.Copy !req
1186. Yeah.Copy !req
1187. Scuba. Jess.Copy !req
1188. Be careful out there, huh?Copy !req
1189. Keep yourself alive long enough
to return that thing.Copy !req
1190. I don't know what you thinkCopy !req
1191. - you're gonna do with a gun.
- It's for protection, baby.Copy !req
1192. You've never even
held one before.Copy !req
1193. You've never seen one before.Copy !req
1194. If you really want someone
to come and help,Copy !req
1195. I'm sure my dad can, like,
call the sheriff's departmentCopy !req
1196. and send a cop over.
There's one here right now.Copy !req
1197. Hey, can I come by?Copy !req
1198. Um, okay, I'm packing right nowCopy !req
1199. 'cause I'm going to Florida,
apparently, so...Copy !req
1200. Okay, I don't know
when I'll be back,Copy !req
1201. but I'm a little stressed, okay?Copy !req
1202. I'll call you back later.Copy !req
1203. Okay. Call me from the car.Copy !req
1204. Geez.Copy !req
1205. For you. Enjoy.Copy !req
1206. Thank you. You sure?Copy !req
1207. Eat it.
We are going to Florida.Copy !req
1208. Appreciate it.Copy !req
1209. When's the, uh,
the remodel done?Copy !req
1210. Never.Copy !req
1211. Dad?Copy !req
1212. Dad?Copy !req
1213. Dad?Copy !req
1214. Dad!Copy !req
1215. Jesus, Dad.Copy !req
1216. What the hell?Copy !req
1217. Car is coming. Finish.Copy !req
1218. Okay. Trying to.Copy !req
1219. Fucking contact.Copy !req
1220. What the hell?Copy !req
1221. Yulia!Copy !req
1222. Dad, I'm coming.Copy !req
1223. Jesus, what now?Copy !req
1224. Hey, baby.Copy !req
1225. Hey, what's up?Copy !req
1226. My dad's, like, freaking out
at me right now.Copy !req
1227. We have to leave in, like,
five minutes.Copy !req
1228. Okay, yeah, yeah,
no problem, uh...Copy !req
1229. Okay. Well, I'll call you
from the car.Copy !req
1230. I love you.Copy !req
1231. Fuck! Fuck!Copy !req
1232. Scuba, go!
No!Copy !req
1233. Yulia!Copy !req
1234. - No! Fuck no!
- Yulia!Copy !req
1235. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
1236. No!
No! Fuck!Copy !req
1237. - Yulia!
- Fuck!Copy !req
1238. Dad! Dad!Copy !req
1239. No, no, no. No, no, no.Copy !req
1240. No, no!Copy !req
1241. - Yulia! Yulia!
- Yulia!Copy !req
1242. Oh, fuck. Yulia!Copy !req
1243. Scuba! Hurry up! Hurry!
- Yulia!Copy !req
1244. Scuba!Copy !req
1245. - Yulia!
- Yulia!Copy !req
1246. Scuba, help me.Copy !req
1247. - Let her fucking go.
- Scuba, wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
1248. Let her fucking go, or I'll
blow your fucking head off!Copy !req
1249. He has Gaby and Evan.
They're alive. Fuck.Copy !req
1250. - What do I do, Jess?
- Where are they?Copy !req
1251. Please, Scuba, please.Copy !req
1252. - Where are they?
- Jess, what do I do?Copy !req
1253. I don't know! I don't know!Copy !req
1254. Listen,
let her fucking go.Copy !req
1255. Shoot him.
Shoot him, please, please.Copy !req
1256. - Let her fucking go!
- Scuba! Scuba.Copy !req
1257. - Stop!
- Shoot him! Shoot him now!Copy !req
1258. Scuba. Scuba, the safety.Copy !req
1259. - Take off the safety.
Fuck!Copy !req
1260. What do I...
what do I do, Jess?Copy !req
1261. Jess, what do I do?Copy !req
1262. It doesn't seem real. I mean,Copy !req
1263. I-I can't even believe
this is really happening.Copy !req
1264. How does this happen
in a place like this?Copy !req
1265. I mean, is there any...Copy !req
1266. Like, what are they...
What do you do?Copy !req
1267. Somebody need to call SWAT?
I mean, have you ever?Copy !req
1268. I mean, maybe we should move.Copy !req
1269. I-I don't want to move.
I love this house.Copy !req
1270. We're not moving. It's
not even a possibility to move.Copy !req
1271. They're not gonna
let me... I-I just need...Copy !req
1272. I just need...
Give me a couple of seconds.Copy !req
1273. I just think
we're all in agreementCopy !req
1274. that we're not gonna be
participating in the parade.Copy !req
1275. I'm with you, Thomas.Copy !req
1276. Well, I know I'm not going.
It's too dangerous.Copy !req
1277. And it's not dangerous
for Gaby and Evan?Copy !req
1278. You saw what he did to Yulia.Copy !req
1279. I can't let that
happen to them.Copy !req
1280. We have to stop him.Copy !req
1281. This parade is our chance
to catch him.Copy !req
1282. If we hide, then what?Copy !req
1283. I don't want to spend
the rest of my lifeCopy !req
1284. looking over my shoulder.
Do you?Copy !req
1285. You're right, Jess.Copy !req
1286. - I'm in. Let's do this.
Look.Copy !req
1287. Right Mart has extra security,Copy !req
1288. so we don't have to worry
about the store. Okay?Copy !req
1289. And as far as I'm concerned,
the parade has been decided.Copy !req
1290. God, I do not want to be
dragged into this any further.Copy !req
1291. I mean, if you hadn't even goneCopy !req
1292. into the store,
this would've never happened.Copy !req
1293. - Enough, Kathleen.
- Don't you mean you?Copy !req
1294. You're the one who wanted
to open the store.Copy !req
1295. Nobody was
"Nostra-fucking-damus"Copy !req
1296. to predict what happened
last year.Copy !req
1297. Besides, this year,
I'm closing the store.Copy !req
1298. Thanksgiving's a holiday,
even for us.Copy !req
1299. Wait, honey, what?Copy !req
1300. Kathleen,
it's the right thing to do.Copy !req
1301. I made the decision.
It's final.Copy !req
1302. Sheriff, is there a way
to set a trap?Copy !req
1303. Well...Copy !req
1304. when the float returns
to the warehouse,Copy !req
1305. we can make it
look like it's empty.Copy !req
1306. Make him think there's
an opportunity to strike.Copy !req
1307. And if he takes the bait,Copy !req
1308. it'll be over
right there and then.Copy !req
1309. The bait?Copy !req
1310. Excuse me, I don't want us
being used as bait.Copy !req
1311. We don't finish it now, we'll
be bait no matter where we go.Copy !req
1312. My daughter's right.Copy !req
1313. Tomorrow, John Carver
is gonna go down.Copy !req
1314. All right, Lionel, turkey time.Copy !req
1315. Here we go.Copy !req
1316. I want two people
up here to keep an eye on that.Copy !req
1317. Over here as well.
See this whole section?Copy !req
1318. Keep an eye on that for me,
will you? Hey.Copy !req
1319. - Hey.
- Okay, when you get back here,Copy !req
1320. this place is gonna look empty,Copy !req
1321. but I'm gonna be here,
and this whole placeCopy !req
1322. will be crawling
with officers, okay?Copy !req
1323. - Yup. Thank you, Sheriff.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
1324. Hi.Copy !req
1325. - Thank you for coming.
- Mm.Copy !req
1326. You ready?Copy !req
1327. - No.
- Good.Copy !req
1328. Me neither. Let's do this.Copy !req
1329. Okay.Copy !req
1330. Hey, Jess.Copy !req
1331. Uh...Copy !req
1332. What's this?Copy !req
1333. Oh, it's my dad's ring
from Iraq.Copy !req
1334. He said it kept him alive.Copy !req
1335. Uh, i-if you want,
wear it for good luck.Copy !req
1336. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
1337. Happy Thanksgiving!Copy !req
1338. Hi.Copy !req
1339. Pilgrims!Copy !req
1340. Happy Thanksgiving!Copy !req
1341. Down with Right Mart!Copy !req
1342. Down with Right Mart!
Down with Right Mart!Copy !req
1343. What's going on?Copy !req
1344. Down with Right Mart!
Down with Right Mart!Copy !req
1345. What the hell
is going on down there?Copy !req
1346. It's Mitch.Copy !req
1347. Get off the parade route.
Get off!Copy !req
1348. Get off! Move along.Copy !req
1349. - Come on, come on.
- It's nothing. Okay.Copy !req
1350. Happy Thanksgiving.Copy !req
1351. You have a great day.
Happy Thanksgiving!Copy !req
1352. Happy Thanksgiv...Copy !req
1353. Grandpa, Grandpa, watch out!Copy !req
1354. Stop the truck!Copy !req
1355. Watch out!Copy !req
1356. - Come on.
Go, go.Copy !req
1357. Go.Copy !req
1358. - Wake up! Grandpa! Wake up!
- Grandpa, wake up! Wake up!Copy !req
1359. - Grandpa, wake up! Grandpa!
- Wake up! Wake up!Copy !req
1360. Come on, get in, get in,
get in, get in, get in!Copy !req
1361. Get in! Go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
1362. - In, in, in, in, in!
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
1363. Get us out of here.Copy !req
1364. Cover your ears.Copy !req
1365. Shh. He's right there.
He's right...Copy !req
1366. He's coming. He's right there.Copy !req
1367. Please be quiet.Copy !req
1368. Shh. Please.
I'll be right back. No.Copy !req
1369. - Don't leave.
- I'll come back. I'll come back.Copy !req
1370. Be quiet. Be quiet. Shh.Copy !req
1371. - Don't leave.
- I'll come back.Copy !req
1372. Don't leave. No.Copy !req
1373. No. No! No!Copy !req
1374. Help me! Let me out!Copy !req
1375. No.Copy !req
1376. No, no, no.Copy !req
1377. No. No!Copy !req
1378. No! No.Copy !req
1379. No!Copy !req
1380. Help me. Please don't kill me, please.Copy !req
1381. Please!Copy !req
1382. Open the door! Open the...Copy !req
1383. Please, please don't do this. Please.Copy !req
1384. Please, I'm begging you, please!Copy !req
1385. No!Copy !req
1386. No. No! No! No! Please.Copy !req
1387. No!Copy !req
1388. No, please!Copy !req
1389. No!Copy !req
1390. No! Please!Copy !req
1391. No... No!Copy !req
1392. No! No!Copy !req
1393. I'm live outside the Plymouth
Sheriff's DepartmentCopy !req
1394. where outraged citizens
are demanding answersCopy !req
1395. after a performer was murdered
in broad daylightCopy !req
1396. at the Thanksgiving Day Parade.Copy !req
1397. Flash grenades,
smoke bombs.Copy !req
1398. I think he's ex-military.Copy !req
1399. Could be.Copy !req
1400. There's no way
he's in a civilian car.Copy !req
1401. Yeah.Copy !req
1402. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I-I got something.Copy !req
1403. What do you got?Copy !req
1404. He's live streaming
from somewhere in Cordage Park.Copy !req
1405. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
1406. Labelle, let's go.Copy !req
1407. I'll try to lock the
coordinates in. Calling SWAT.Copy !req
1408. I need SWAT and all units
at Cordage Park, immediately.Copy !req
1409. There's nothing here.
We're in a parking lot.Copy !req
1410. It's telling me
you're in the exact spot.Copy !req
1411. I'm telling you,
there's fuck all here.Copy !req
1412. I don't see nothing.Copy !req
1413. This way.
- Fuck!Copy !req
1414. Are there tunnels underneath us?Copy !req
1415. We'll each take an exit.Copy !req
1416. Labelle, you take Water Street
and Mayflower.Copy !req
1417. I'll take Green and Union.Copy !req
1418. You guys take Doten Street.Copy !req
1419. SWAT's gonna flush him out.
Got it?Copy !req
1420. Okay? Let's go.Copy !req
1421. You'll be okay.Copy !req
1422. It's gonna be okay.Copy !req
1423. Go, go, go! Take it down!Copy !req
1424. On three.
- Ready?Copy !req
1425. Two lines, two columns.Copy !req
1426. Copy.Copy !req
1427. Go, go. Cover my six.Copy !req
1428. Copy that.Copy !req
1429. Closing in on the signal.Copy !req
1430. Go, go, go!Copy !req
1431. Break it in.
- Copy.Copy !req
1432. Did you find them?Copy !req
1433. Give me a sitrep.Copy !req
1434. Did you find them?Copy !req
1435. What the fuck?Copy !req
1436. It's a fucking monitor.Copy !req
1437. Damn.Copy !req
1438. He's using a new cell.Copy !req
1439. Gather 'round.Copy !req
1440. No, no, no. No.Copy !req
1441. Gather 'round the table, everyone.Copy !req
1442. Dinner is served.Copy !req
1443. Goddamn.Copy !req
1444. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
1445. What the fuck?Copy !req
1446. Now, is that any way
to thank Kathleen?Copy !req
1447. She's been cooking all day.Copy !req
1448. Let's start off the dinner
with a cheerCopy !req
1449. from our cheerleader.Copy !req
1450. Fresh from my wine refrigerator.Copy !req
1451. She'll pair nicely
with Kathleen.Copy !req
1452. I'm scared. I'm scared.Copy !req
1453. You might want to
let that breathe.Copy !req
1454. So nice to all be together
again on Thanksgiving.Copy !req
1455. And joining us... Dad!Copy !req
1456. Our guest of honor,
Thomas Wright,Copy !req
1457. who missed last year's fun
sitting in his mansion.Copy !req
1458. Hmm.Copy !req
1459. Now...Copy !req
1460. we're all going to go
around the tableCopy !req
1461. and say what we're thankful for.Copy !req
1462. You're on live,
so choose your words wisely.Copy !req
1463. Evan.Copy !req
1464. No, no, no, no, no. No, Ev.Copy !req
1465. Most appropriate that
you go first.Copy !req
1466. You see, it was your videoCopy !req
1467. that inspired me to make my own.Copy !req
1468. Okay.Copy !req
1469. Evan!Copy !req
1470. No.Copy !req
1471. Help! Help!Copy !req
1472. - We're-we're in an old house!
- Let him go!Copy !req
1473. Let him go!Copy !req
1474. So get ready, Evan.
- No, no, no, no.Copy !req
1475. - You're about to go viral.
- Please don't kill me...Copy !req
1476. You're going to
break the Internet.Copy !req
1477. - Let him go!
- No!Copy !req
1478. No one appreciates subtlety anymore.Copy !req
1479. To go viral,Copy !req
1480. you really need to hit people
over the head.Copy !req
1481. Right, Evan?Copy !req
1482. Mm.Copy !req
1483. Look at all those likes.Copy !req
1484. Congratulations, Evan.Copy !req
1485. You're a star.Copy !req
1486. Now that I have
your attention...Copy !req
1487. you're probably wondering
why you're still aliveCopy !req
1488. and they were all killed.Copy !req
1489. They were just greedy.Copy !req
1490. But you...Copy !req
1491. you're the VIPs.Copy !req
1492. It wasn't enough to get
in the store early.Copy !req
1493. You had to
taunt everyone outsideCopy !req
1494. to show them
how special you were.Copy !req
1495. Well, once this video
goes viral,Copy !req
1496. everyone will know
how special you are.Copy !req
1497. Too bad you won't be alive
to see it.Copy !req
1498. This will be the most famous
Thanksgiving dinnerCopy !req
1499. since 1621.Copy !req
1500. And every year,
people will watch this video...Copy !req
1501. and think of your greedCopy !req
1502. and the people who died from it.Copy !req
1503. Now, let's eat.Copy !req
1504. Thomas.Copy !req
1505. You love your consumers.Copy !req
1506. Well, tonight's your night
to be one.Copy !req
1507. Take a bite of your lovely wifeCopy !req
1508. and show me
how thankful you are.Copy !req
1509. Show me that you're thankful...Copy !req
1510. or die.Copy !req
1511. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
1512. Go, go, go!Copy !req
1513. Run! Go!Copy !req
1514. Go, go, go!
- Run! Run!Copy !req
1515. This way!Copy !req
1516. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
1517. Watch out!Copy !req
1518. Scuba!Copy !req
1519. Scuba, this way, this way, go.Copy !req
1520. - It's the Carver House.
- The door, door.Copy !req
1521. Jess, go, go, go.Copy !req
1522. Sheriff?Copy !req
1523. Sheriff.Copy !req
1524. It's me.Copy !req
1525. Give me the gun.
Give me the gun.Copy !req
1526. It's Bobby.Copy !req
1527. It's Bobby. It's Bobby.Copy !req
1528. - He went that way.
- Okay, get outside, get outside.Copy !req
1529. Get outside. Just get out.Copy !req
1530. - Come on.
- He went that way.Copy !req
1531. No. No.Copy !req
1532. - He's in there.
- No.Copy !req
1533. I think I shot him.Copy !req
1534. - No.
- Then I lost him.Copy !req
1535. All clear here.Copy !req
1536. Check over there.Copy !req
1537. Oh, sir.
Detective Chu says you needCopy !req
1538. to turn in your service weapon
since it's been fired.Copy !req
1539. - Right, right. Yeah, of course.
- Sorry, pal.Copy !req
1540. No, don't worry about it.
I understand.Copy !req
1541. Sheriff,Copy !req
1542. we, uh, found this on the floor.Copy !req
1543. Still logged
into the John Carver account.Copy !req
1544. Thanks, Pete.Copy !req
1545. It's Bobby's.Copy !req
1546. We have every police officerCopy !req
1547. in a hundred-mile radius
searching for him.Copy !req
1548. They, uh...Copy !req
1549. They had to sedate your father
pretty heavily.Copy !req
1550. He'll be in the hospital a few
days, along with your friendsCopy !req
1551. Gaby and Scuba.Copy !req
1552. I'm... sorry
about Kathleen and Evan.Copy !req
1553. Labelle.Copy !req
1554. Chu, see you at the hospital.Copy !req
1555. We'll be there in a minute.Copy !req
1556. See you there.Copy !req
1557. We'll see you there, Sheriff.Copy !req
1558. You're really brave, you know.Copy !req
1559. Thank you.Copy !req
1560. Couldn't have done this
without you.Copy !req
1561. Can you just give me a minuteCopy !req
1562. to catch my breath,
and then... and then we can go?Copy !req
1563. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
1564. I'll be right back.Copy !req
1565. You ready?Copy !req
1566. It's about the details.Copy !req
1567. Small mistakes,
that's how they get caught.Copy !req
1568. I could really use
your help, Jessica.Copy !req
1569. Couldn't have
done this without you.Copy !req
1570. But you got to be careful
who you trust.Copy !req
1571. Jess, you okay?Copy !req
1572. S-Sorry.Copy !req
1573. Um...Copy !req
1574. I'm-I'm not feeling well.Copy !req
1575. We'll have a doctor
check you out.Copy !req
1576. Come on.Copy !req
1577. If only you'd be stuck
on the fence a second longer.Copy !req
1578. It's like fumbling
on the one-yard line.Copy !req
1579. It's almost funny
if you really think about it.Copy !req
1580. You should see the look
of surprise on your face.Copy !req
1581. What about Bobby?Copy !req
1582. Bobby?Copy !req
1583. I had him drugged,
dressed up,Copy !req
1584. ready to be shot,Copy !req
1585. putting an end to the mystery
of John Carver's identity.Copy !req
1586. But when I opened the trunk,
he popped me with a tire iron.Copy !req
1587. Thankfully,Copy !req
1588. you pointed me
in the right direction...Copy !req
1589. again.Copy !req
1590. You've been using me...
this whole time?Copy !req
1591. When I said, I couldn't
do this without your help,Copy !req
1592. I really meant it.Copy !req
1593. Why?Copy !req
1594. Why... are you doing this?Copy !req
1595. Mm.Copy !req
1596. Mitch wasn't the only one
who lost someone that night.Copy !req
1597. My wife left me,
and Amanda put me back together.Copy !req
1598. I loved her.Copy !req
1599. She was gonna leave Mitch.Copy !req
1600. But then, you and your friends
took her from me.Copy !req
1601. You took my family from me.Copy !req
1602. So now, instead of spending
Thanksgiving with Amanda,Copy !req
1603. I am stuck here in this office.Copy !req
1604. And now, so are you.Copy !req
1605. I'd love to keep chatting,Copy !req
1606. but now, I got to take care
of some loose ends.Copy !req
1607. Wait.Copy !req
1608. I-I didn't get to tell youCopy !req
1609. what I was thankful for.Copy !req
1610. What are you thankful for?Copy !req
1611. The service in here.Copy !req
1612. You should see the look
of surprise on your face.Copy !req
1613. You fucking bitch.Copy !req
1614. Jess.Copy !req
1615. - Hey. Come on.
- Bobby?Copy !req
1616. Let's get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
1617. - Hey, come on, come on.
- Oh, wait. Wait.Copy !req
1618. Aw, fuck.Copy !req
1619. Look. Your uncle's truck.Copy !req
1620. Jessica?
Shh.Copy !req
1621. Shh. Get down.Copy !req
1622. Sorry, Jessica.Copy !req
1623. This year, there will be...Copy !req
1624. no... leftovers!Copy !req
1625. When I told your stepmother,Copy !req
1626. she would make
an excellent dinner...Copy !req
1627. that... was not...Copy !req
1628. a lie!Copy !req
1629. Go.Copy !req
1630. This way. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
1631. Oh.Copy !req
1632. Bobby?Copy !req
1633. Bobby!Copy !req
1634. No!Copy !req
1635. - Bobby, go!
- Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
1636. It's the... it's the cable.Copy !req
1637. I'm trying to drive.
It's not moving.Copy !req
1638. Hey, Sheriff, you were right!Copy !req
1639. No... leftovers!Copy !req
1640. Jessica!Copy !req
1641. Roger on unit 121.Copy !req
1642. Come here.Copy !req
1643. Take care of yourself.Copy !req
1644. I'll call you from school.Copy !req
1645. - Be safe.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1646. Tell Ryan he's still a dick,
even if he's not the killer.Copy !req
1647. Oh, Jess.Copy !req
1648. Hey.Copy !req
1649. I thought you guys were
at the hospital.Copy !req
1650. We technically still are.Copy !req
1651. We saw the stream.Copy !req
1652. Detective. We searched
every inch of that place.Copy !req
1653. Everything was incinerated.Copy !req
1654. There's nothing but ash.Copy !req
1655. No one could survive a blast
like that.Copy !req
1656. You okay?Copy !req
1657. Sorry.Copy !req
1658. - Love you, Dad.
- Love you.Copy !req
1659. Cut.Copy !req