1. - Hey!Copy !req
2. What's happening?Copy !req
3. Where's my doggie?Copy !req
4. Why am I strapped in here?Copy !req
5. I don't like this game.Copy !req
6. Where's my dog?Copy !req
7. Mom?Copy !req
8. Let me up!Copy !req
9. Let me up!Copy !req
10. Gotta potty.Copy !req
11. Don't touch me!Copy !req
12. That's a big needle.Copy !req
13. What are you gonna do with it?Copy !req
14. I've already my booster shots.Copy !req
15. I can't take it!Copy !req
16. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
17. Mom are you leaving yet?Copy !req
18. Mom?Copy !req
19. Mom?Copy !req
20. - This came for you.Copy !req
21. - Oh cool!Copy !req
22. - Put the rest of these on the
table for me would you, dear?Copy !req
23. - Yes, mom.Copy !req
24. - Now I already told your
sister, now I'm telling you.Copy !req
25. No friends over, that goes
the same for both of you.Copy !req
26. You hear me?Copy !req
27. - Yes, mom.Copy !req
28. - Good girl, hugs and kisses.Copy !req
29. - Honey!Copy !req
30. - We're leaving right
after the wedding tomorrow,Copy !req
31. we should be back sometime
early in the evening, okay?Copy !req
32. - Now don't you do anything
I wouldn't do, young lady.Copy !req
33. - Dad!Copy !req
34. - Step back, dear.Copy !req
35. - Terror Toons, whoa!Copy !req
36. Geez, you scared me!Copy !req
37. - What's that you got?Copy !req
38. Let me see.Copy !req
39. What's this?Copy !req
40. - Cartoons?Copy !req
41. Aren't you kind of old
to be watching cartoons?Copy !req
42. - It's not cartoons, it's Terror Toons.Copy !req
43. - Well, it kinda looks
like cartoons to me.Copy !req
44. - Well it's not! It's a
new kind of animation.Copy !req
45. It says so right here!Copy !req
46. - Oh, really?Copy !req
47. - Whatever.Copy !req
48. Hey, why don't we call the guys tonight?Copy !req
49. - Hey, mom said no friends over!Copy !req
50. - Okay, thank you for reminding me, Candy.Copy !req
51. - You know, your sister's kind of weird.Copy !req
52. - I know, but I still love her.Copy !req
53. In our last episode,Copy !req
54. the diabolical Dr. Carnage
kidnapped an innocent monkeyCopy !req
55. from the local animal experimentation lab.Copy !req
56. Utilizing his vast knowledge
of internationally bannedCopy !req
57. medical techniques, Dr.
Carnage transformed the haplessCopy !req
58. monkey into a ruthless killing machine.Copy !req
59. He called his creation, Max Assassin.Copy !req
60. The sick doctor's plan was
to teach this freak of natureCopy !req
61. to assist him in his search of victimsCopy !req
62. for his scandalous experimentation.Copy !req
63. But something went terribly wrong,Copy !req
64. the mad monkey turned on him.Copy !req
65. There seemed to be nothing
Dr. Carnage could doCopy !req
66. to keep control of his wicked monkey.Copy !req
67. It drove Dr. Carnage to madness.Copy !req
68. The devil made him do it.Copy !req
69. And now he spends his days, trying toCopy !req
70. stop the adoration he brought forth.Copy !req
71. And so, the story continues.Copy !req
72. - Hey.Copy !req
73. - Are we gonna have to sit
and watch TV all night?Copy !req
74. - So what do you wanna do?Copy !req
75. - I told you, call Rick and Eddie.Copy !req
76. - Amy! I'm not supposed
to have anybody over.Copy !req
77. - Come on, your parents
are never gonna know.Copy !req
78. - Yeah, but my sister!Copy !req
79. - Like she's gonna say anything!Copy !req
80. - What if she does?Copy !req
81. - Forget about her.Copy !req
82. Your parents aren't gonna
be back until tomorrow.Copy !req
83. - I know but...Copy !req
84. - You know, the guys are at
the gym getting all pumped up!Copy !req
85. Just waiting for you to call 'em.Copy !req
86. - Amy!Copy !req
87. Hand me the phone.Copy !req
88. - Atta girl!Copy !req
89. - Here, I'll do it.Copy !req
90. - Hello?Copy !req
91. - Hey, Rick.Copy !req
92. - Hey, what's up?Copy !req
93. - What are you doing?Copy !req
94. - Oh, nothin' just workin'
out with my friend Eddie.Copy !req
95. - Who is it?Copy !req
96. - Oh, I love when a man
takes care of himself.Copy !req
97. - Well, uh, I try.Copy !req
98. - So what are you boys doing tonight?Copy !req
99. - I don't know, Jennifer,
what are you doin'?Copy !req
100. - Jennifer? Who the hell is Jennifer?Copy !req
101. - Oh, Amy I knew it
was, I was just jokin'.Copy !req
102. - Rick, you stinker.Copy !req
103. Get this, Cindy's
parents went to a weddingCopy !req
104. and they won't be back until tomorrow.Copy !req
105. - Oh yeah?
- Yeah!Copy !req
106. And we, me and Cindy, thought maybeCopy !req
107. you boys maybe you could come over.Copy !req
108. - Yeah!Copy !req
109. - So, um, Cindy said it was
okay to bring Eddie too.Copy !req
110. - Hey, no problem. You
want me to bring anything?Copy !req
111. - Bring some booze!Copy !req
112. - I know where my mom
keeps the wine coolers.Copy !req
113. - Oh, I love wine coolers!Copy !req
114. - Alright, um, let's see.Copy !req
115. Be over in about an hour?Copy !req
116. - Okay, see you then, bye!
- Later.Copy !req
117. - I am so gonna get in trouble for this.Copy !req
118. - Oh, come on, you're gonna love this!Copy !req
119. - Yeah, I do.Copy !req
120. - Mine!Copy !req
121. - I want it!Copy !req
122. - Mine!Copy !req
123. - Give me!Copy !req
124. - Mine!Copy !req
125. Ow!Copy !req
126. Good monkey! Nice monkey!Copy !req
127. - Get away!Copy !req
128. - No, he's my monkey!Copy !req
129. - Police! Murder!Copy !req
130. - What seems to be the
problem, little girl?Copy !req
131. They killed my friend!Copy !req
132. - I'll handle this!Copy !req
133. Stop in the name of the law!Copy !req
134. - These chips are nasty.Copy !req
135. - Really? Yeah, they're a little stale.Copy !req
136. - A little? Tastes like gum.Copy !req
137. - Hey, my mom left us
some money for pizza.Copy !req
138. Why don't you call the pizza shop?Copy !req
139. - Good! I'll call Shanghai Pizza.Copy !req
140. - Alright.Copy !req
141. - Shanghai
Pizza, may I take your order?Copy !req
142. - Hi, I'd like to order
a large pepperoni pizza.Copy !req
143. - Hey, the pizza should
be here in a few minutes.Copy !req
144. - Okay.Copy !req
145. - What's wrong?Copy !req
146. - I think I see something out there.Copy !req
147. - What?Copy !req
148. - I don't know.Copy !req
149. I think I see something in the bushes.Copy !req
150. - Let's go check it out.Copy !req
151. - Okay.Copy !req
152. - Where'd you see it?Copy !req
153. - Over there.Copy !req
154. - I don't see anything.Copy !req
155. - I swear to god I saw something moving.Copy !req
156. - Maybe it was a cat or a
wild monkey or something.Copy !req
157. Well there's nothing here now.Copy !req
158. - Hmm, alright.Copy !req
159. - Don't do that!Copy !req
160. That is so stupid!Copy !req
161. - You should've seen
the look on your faces!Copy !req
162. - What are you doing?Copy !req
163. Get in here.Copy !req
164. - Cheers!Copy !req
165. - Cheers!Copy !req
166. - So, what do you ladies wanna do tonight?Copy !req
167. - I don't know. What to
do you guys wanna do?Copy !req
168. - Well, we were thinking
we could play strip poker.Copy !req
169. - We don't wanna play strip poker.Copy !req
170. - Well what do you wanna do?Copy !req
171. - Today's Friday the 13th.Copy !req
172. - Okay, and?Copy !req
173. - And we can get out the ouija board!Copy !req
174. You still have the ouija board don't you?Copy !req
175. - Yes!Copy !req
176. - Come on, who plays with
a ouija board anymore?Copy !req
177. We wanna play strip poker, man!Copy !req
178. - Yeah, I agree! Strip poker!Copy !req
179. - I don't think so.Copy !req
180. - Come on.Copy !req
181. - No.Copy !req
182. - Let's call a vote.Copy !req
183. Who wants to play ouija board?Copy !req
184. Show of hands for strip poker.Copy !req
185. - Tie!Copy !req
186. - Okay that wasn't obvious.Copy !req
187. - What now?Copy !req
188. - Strip ouija!Copy !req
189. - What?Copy !req
190. - Strip ouija!Copy !req
191. We'll make a compromise.Copy !req
192. - What the hell is strip ouija?Copy !req
193. - The ouija board tells you
what you have to take off.Copy !req
194. - That is stupid.Copy !req
195. - No it's not!
- No it's not!Copy !req
196. - Come on.Copy !req
197. - And then we can play both gamesCopy !req
198. and everybody will be happy.Copy !req
199. - Yeah!Copy !req
200. - Okay, let's do it!Copy !req
201. - Amy, no!Copy !req
202. - Come on, you need some
adventure in your life, girl!Copy !req
203. We're in!Copy !req
204. - Amy!Copy !req
205. - Yeah, yeah? Alright!Copy !req
206. - S-H-O-E!Copy !req
207. S-H-I-R-T!Copy !req
208. B-R-A!Copy !req
209. - Pants! Take 'em off!Copy !req
210. - Come on, Amy!Copy !req
211. - Shirt! Shirt! Shirt! Shirt!Copy !req
212. Come on, shirt.Copy !req
213. - No, I get my freebie.Copy !req
214. Well, okay, to make up,
here check this out.Copy !req
215. Alright, that's it.Copy !req
216. - That's just not right!Copy !req
217. - Shhh.Copy !req
218. - Cindy, we're
playin' a game here.Copy !req
219. - Hold on.Copy !req
220. - Wait, wait, wait, where you goin'?Copy !req
221. - I gotta go check on my sister.Copy !req
222. - Great timing!Copy !req
223. - I'll be right back.Copy !req
224. Candy?Copy !req
225. Are you in there?Copy !req
226. - Yes, come in.Copy !req
227. - Are you okay?Copy !req
228. - Yes.Copy !req
229. - I thought I heard a scream or something.Copy !req
230. - Must have been the TV.Copy !req
231. - Oh okay, well I was just checking.Copy !req
232. - Wow! Well, welcome back!Copy !req
233. - Whatever.Copy !req
234. - Alright, now we can go where we left.Copy !req
235. Put the shirt back on.Copy !req
236. Remember what the board
spelled last time, right?Copy !req
237. - It spelled shirt!Copy !req
238. - Yes it did, didn't it! Oops!Copy !req
239. - Okay, okay.Copy !req
240. - Rules are rules.Copy !req
241. - Thanks.Copy !req
242. - Hey, I didn't whine when
I had to take off my shirt.Copy !req
243. - Yeah, well, you're a guy, Eddie.Copy !req
244. - Thanks for the info,
but it's shirt time.Copy !req
245. - Uh-huh, that's right!Copy !req
246. - Okay, look, if you take off your shirt,Copy !req
247. I'll take off my boxers.Copy !req
248. - Alright, take 'em off.Copy !req
249. - No at the same time!Copy !req
250. - Come on!Copy !req
251. Strip, strip,
- Strip, strip,Copy !req
252. - Strip, strip!Copy !req
253. - Go, strip!Copy !req
254. Come on, go! Go, girl!Copy !req
255. You can do it, it'll be fun!Copy !req
256. - Strip, strip, strip, strip!Copy !req
257. - Go Eddie!Copy !req
258. Oh yeah! Go! Strip!Copy !req
259. - Pizza's here!Copy !req
260. - What?Copy !req
261. - She did it again!Copy !req
262. - Oh come on!Copy !req
263. - Saved by the bell!Copy !req
264. - Whatever.Copy !req
265. - Okay, guys we're taking a pizza breakCopy !req
266. and we're not gonna eat
without your clothes on!Copy !req
267. - Pizza?Copy !req
268. - Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza!Copy !req
269. - Put your clothes on! I'm hungry!Copy !req
270. - I'm down for some pizza!Copy !req
271. - Hey, what took you so long?Copy !req
272. - I never said I was comin' over.Copy !req
273. - Oh, never mind, Tommy.Copy !req
274. I thought you were the pizza guy.Copy !req
275. - Is Candy here?Copy !req
276. - Yeah, yeah come on in.Copy !req
277. - Thanks.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
278. - What are you watching?Copy !req
279. Candy?Copy !req
280. - What's the matter, Tommy?Copy !req
281. - What happened to you?Copy !req
282. - Don't ya like me anymore?Copy !req
283. Don't ya like me anymore?Copy !req
284. - Maybe I should go.Copy !req
285. - Alright, lushes, here'sCopy !req
286. some more wine coolers for ya.Copy !req
287. Alright, are we gonna
finish this game or what?Copy !req
288. - Yeah, I believe it's Cindy's
turn to obey the ouija.Copy !req
289. - Yeah, didn't you have to take
your shirt off or somethin'?Copy !req
290. - I do believe so.Copy !req
291. - Um, dude, here's your pizza.Copy !req
292. That'll be $12.Copy !req
293. - Um, I need the money for the pizza.Copy !req
294. - You're late!Copy !req
295. - Where is that pizza?Copy !req
296. - Oh no!Copy !req
297. - Come on, don't even try
to make another excuse.Copy !req
298. - No, I'm serious.Copy !req
299. It should've been here by now.Copy !req
300. - I'll call 'em!Copy !req
301. - Shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt!Copy !req
302. - Shut up, she's on the phone.Copy !req
303. - Guys, there's no dial tone.Copy !req
304. The phone's dead.Copy !req
305. - What?Copy !req
306. - I don't hear anything.Copy !req
307. - Let me see.Copy !req
308. - Forget to pay the phone bill again?Copy !req
309. - No, it worked earlier.Copy !req
310. Hmm.Copy !req
311. I don't understand.Copy !req
312. - What's going on here?Copy !req
313. - What is this, Cindy?Copy !req
314. - Uh, who are they?Copy !req
315. - I have no idea.Copy !req
316. - Dude, calm down!Copy !req
317. Are you okay? You're freakin' me out!Copy !req
318. Eddie!Copy !req
319. Calm down!Copy !req
320. Dude.Copy !req
321. Eddie, oh my god, Eddie!Copy !req
322. Eddie, oh my god!Copy !req
323. - Hurry!Copy !req
324. Don't look into it.Copy !req
325. Amy, are you okay?Copy !req
326. - I'm dizzy.Copy !req
327. - Let's try the front door.Copy !req
328. - What?Copy !req
329. - Shut the door!Copy !req
330. Rick, Rick, oh my god!Copy !req
331. - I won't leave you.Copy !req
332. - Oh my god, Rick!Copy !req
333. - I don't feel so great.Copy !req
334. - Don't throw up. Don't throw up.Copy !req
335. - Rick!Copy !req
336. Is he dying?Copy !req
337. - No. Rick?Copy !req
338. Oh my god, Rick! Rick no!Copy !req
339. I've gotta go check on my sister!Copy !req
340. - I'm coming with you!Copy !req
341. - Rick, you stay here okay?Copy !req
342. - I'm not goin' anywhere.Copy !req
343. - Where are you, Dr. Carnage?Copy !req
344. I'll get you, Max Assassin!Copy !req
345. - Oh my god, Candy!Copy !req
346. - Don't look, young lady, don't look.Copy !req
347. Calm down, ladies!Copy !req
348. - Who the hell are you?Copy !req
349. - Not to worry, madam, I
am an officer of the law.Copy !req
350. - What do you want?Copy !req
351. - Sorry, madam, that's confidential.Copy !req
352. This is police business.Copy !req
353. Well, alright, I'll tell you.Copy !req
354. I'm looking for Dr.
Carnage and Max Assassin.Copy !req
355. - What's that?Copy !req
356. - "Who's that", you should say.Copy !req
357. - Who's that?Copy !req
358. - Criminals of the worst kind.Copy !req
359. A diabolical duo of doom.Copy !req
360. - What do they want?Copy !req
361. - I don't know, but I could use your help.Copy !req
362. If you see them, shoot.Copy !req
363. Good luck to you, ladies.Copy !req
364. - What now?Copy !req
365. - Oh god!Copy !req
366. - Cindy!Copy !req
367. - I don't know. Is she dead?Copy !req
368. - Let's go!Copy !req
369. - Where am I?Copy !req
370. Let me go! What are you doing?Copy !req
371. - I can cut and run!Copy !req
372. - What do you have that shit for?Copy !req
373. What are you doing? Let me go!Copy !req
374. What are you laughin' at, man?Copy !req
375. What are you laughin' at me for?Copy !req
376. What are you gonna give me a haircut?Copy !req
377. Let me go!Copy !req
378. Let me out of here!Copy !req
379. Oh god, I don't wanna die.Copy !req
380. - Shh.Copy !req
381. - Let me go, man!Copy !req
382. Let me out of here!Copy !req
383. What're you doin'?Copy !req
384. Cindy!Copy !req
385. Let me out of here!Copy !req
386. Somebody help me!Copy !req
387. Somebody help!Copy !req
388. - Boy, did we cut this to nothing fast!Copy !req
389. - That tickles!Copy !req
390. Stop it, stop it!Copy !req
391. Stop it!Copy !req
392. - Mmm-Hmm.Copy !req
393. - Where the hell are they?Copy !req
394. - You don't actually wanna
try to find them, do you?Copy !req
395. - Well yeah. How else
are we gonna kill them?Copy !req
396. - Do you know how to use that thing?Copy !req
397. - Hey, I've watched cartoons before.Copy !req
398. Amy!Copy !req
399. Oh my god!Copy !req
400. - Where is everybody?Copy !req
401. What's that smell?Copy !req
402. Cindy? Cindy? Where are you?Copy !req
403. Rick? Where did you guys go?Copy !req
404. Rick? Is that you?Copy !req
405. - Okay, I can do this.Copy !req
406. I can do this.Copy !req
407. Okay, I can do this!Copy !req
408. I can do this.Copy !req
409. Rick!Copy !req
410. Rick, can you hear me?Copy !req
411. Rick, answer me!Copy !req
412. Rick!Copy !req
413. Rick what's wrong?Copy !req
414. Rick!Copy !req
415. Answer me!Copy !req
416. What have you done to him?Copy !req
417. - [MC] Ladies and gentlemen,
put your hands togetherCopy !req
418. for the magically magical Dr. Carnage.Copy !req
419. - You're animals! Both of you!Copy !req
420. Horrible, filthy animals!Copy !req
421. Rick.Copy !req
422. You'll never get away with this!Copy !req
423. - Cindy, what is this?Copy !req
424. - I don't know, Amy!Copy !req
425. - Cindy, you've gotta get me out of here.Copy !req
426. - I can't, I'm tied!Copy !req
427. - Let me out of here, freak!Copy !req
428. - No!Copy !req
429. - Cindy, help me!Copy !req
430. What are they doing to me?Copy !req
431. Help, help!Copy !req
432. - No, Amy!Copy !req
433. No, Amy!Copy !req
434. - Welcome.Copy !req
435. - Who are you?Copy !req
436. - Who am I?Copy !req
437. Who do you think, darling?Copy !req
438. - The Devil?Copy !req
439. - The Devil, thank you!Copy !req
440. - What do you want from me?Copy !req
441. - Well actually, nothing.Copy !req
442. I certainly have everything
I could ever want or need.Copy !req
443. Except for one thing.Copy !req
444. Respect!Copy !req
445. - But you're The Devil.Copy !req
446. Why would you need respect?Copy !req
447. - Why? Why not?Copy !req
448. Everybody deserves to be respected.Copy !req
449. I have been given a very
bad rap for the past,Copy !req
450. let's just say "for the past" period.Copy !req
451. - But you're The Devil, for God's sake!Copy !req
452. - I am not merely The Devil,
the Prince of Darkness,Copy !req
453. I am the director as well.Copy !req
454. That's right, darling.Copy !req
455. I am a major player in the
entertainment industry,Copy !req
456. with my new style of animation.Copy !req
457. My creation shall inundate the world.Copy !req
458. Every television in ever
city in every countryCopy !req
459. shall glow with the light of Terror Toons.Copy !req
460. - You created them?Copy !req
461. - But of course, darling.Copy !req
462. Didn't you read the credits?Copy !req
463. - No.Copy !req
464. - Just as well.Copy !req
465. - Who reads credits?Copy !req
466. - My disciples, Dr. Carnage
and Max Assassin, shallCopy !req
467. preach the Gospel of Evil
throughout the world.Copy !req
468. Infiltrating the minds of children,Copy !req
469. teaching them the values of treacheryCopy !req
470. and the what-with-all of debauchery.Copy !req
471. All very discreetly packaged, in the formCopy !req
472. of Saturday morning cartoons.Copy !req
473. - That's sick.Copy !req
474. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
475. - Why?Copy !req
476. Because I want to make a
difference in the world.Copy !req
477. I want to leave my hand prints
in the pavement of history.Copy !req
478. And every death brings
me a new condemned soul.Copy !req
479. - But why cartoons?Copy !req
480. - Not cartoons, Terror Toons.
My new style of animation.Copy !req
481. In the animated world, you
can be whatever you want.Copy !req
482. Let's say for example, that Dr. CarnageCopy !req
483. wants to be teeny, tiny, teeny.Copy !req
484. And then let's say, that Max AssassinCopy !req
485. wants to be huge, gigantic, colossal!Copy !req
486. There you are, as they wish to be.Copy !req
487. Anyway, as I was trying to say,Copy !req
488. in the animated world,
anything is possible.Copy !req
489. - Well, what if I want to be a superhero?Copy !req
490. - Come again?Copy !req
491. - I'm here in your animated world!Copy !req
492. - And?Copy !req
493. - I want to be a superheroCopy !req
494. and kick your ass!Copy !req
495. - Luckily for me, that will not happen.Copy !req
496. - Bring it on!Copy !req
497. - What do you think you can do to me?Copy !req
498. You better think about
what I can do to you.Copy !req
499. I'll cause painful
sores all over your bodyCopy !req
500. that will spew with the
stench of infection.Copy !req
501. - Let's go!Copy !req
502. - I will create excruciating
pain in every jointCopy !req
503. of your body that will make
you want to rip your skin off!Copy !req
504. - Come on!Copy !req
505. - I will put a curse so
powerful on your familyCopy !req
506. that 1,000 years from now,
your future generationsCopy !req
507. will wonder if their lives
could've ever been any betterCopy !req
508. as they lie rotting at my feet!Copy !req
509. Actually, I don't want to
waste my time with you.Copy !req
510. - You wimp! Get back here!Copy !req
511. God damn it.Copy !req
512. - Please, shut up.Copy !req
513. - Admit it, go on, you know I'm right.Copy !req
514. - I was not that drunk!Copy !req
515. - No, you were not that drunk,
you were spittin' drunk!Copy !req
516. - Give me a break!Copy !req
517. - Don't you walk away from this, mister!Copy !req
518. - Peck, peck, peck.Copy !req
519. - I have never been so
embarrassed in my entire life.Copy !req
520. - Would you stop exaggerating?Copy !req
521. - I'm not exaggerating!Copy !req
522. - It was an accident!Copy !req
523. It could've happened to anybody.Copy !req
524. I'm sure they know that.Copy !req
525. - Honey, you had a beer in one hand andCopy !req
526. a bottle of tequila in the other.Copy !req
527. What they know is that you
moonwalked into their cake!Copy !req
528. You ruined their beautiful cake!Copy !req
529. - I said I was sorry.Copy !req
530. Honey, I already said I was sorry.Copy !req
531. - And what made you think you couldCopy !req
532. do the moonwalk anyway, huh?Copy !req
533. You can barely walk backwards
much less do the moonwalk!Copy !req
534. Oh god, I bet somebody got it on video.Copy !req
535. - You know what?Copy !req
536. I hope somebody did get it on video.Copy !req
537. Maybe they'll mail us a copy
so can happily unwrap itCopy !req
538. and shove it up your ass!Copy !req
539. - Oh and now you're mad at me!Copy !req
540. As if you have any right to be mad at me!Copy !req
541. I am the one that has to face them again!Copy !req
542. I am the one that has to...Copy !req
543. Ugh, they are dead!Copy !req
544. Bootcamp, uh-huh, that's it. Right now.Copy !req
545. Girls, pack your bags!Copy !req
546. - No, something's wrong.Copy !req
547. Cindy! Candy! Where are you?Copy !req
548. Oh my god, honey, get in here!Copy !req
549. - Daddy, daddy, cartoons!Copy !req
550. - I want to be a superhero!Copy !req
551. And kick your ass!Copy !req
552. - What's the matter, Tommy?Copy !req
553. - Is he dying?Copy !req
554. - I will put a curse so
powerful on your family,Copy !req
555. that 1,000 years from now,
your future generationsCopy !req
556. will wonder if their lives
could have ever been any betterCopy !req
557. as they lie rotting at my feet!Copy !req
558. - Oh my god, honey, get in here!Copy !req
559. - Ow!Copy !req
560. - We don't want to play strip—Copy !req
561. - That was perfect
though, that was great.Copy !req
562. - I said "strip ouija".Copy !req
563. We don't wanna play strip poker, sorry.Copy !req
564. No, Rick!Copy !req
565. - Oh my god, Rick! I mean Eddie! Eddie!Copy !req
566. - Action!Copy !req
567. - Help me with him.Copy !req
568. Rick!Copy !req
569. - Are you okay?Copy !req
570. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
571. - Camera rolling. Action.Copy !req
572. - We're leaving right after
the wedding tomorrow.Copy !req
573. You are awful! You're awful! I hate you!Copy !req
574. Girl, you're bad, I'm sorry.Copy !req
575. - You can cut up.Copy !req
576. - I am so impressed
with this ceiling.Copy !req
577. - Look at him for a moment.Copy !req
578. Spit on him, go for it.Copy !req
579. - I spit like such a girl.Copy !req
580. - Action.Copy !req
581. - That's impossible.Copy !req
582. I can't stick my tongue out.Copy !req
583. - No?Copy !req
584. - No!Copy !req
585. - Why not?Copy !req
586. - That's it, that's it!Copy !req
587. - That must make
you a shitty kisser.Copy !req
588. - Oh my god, honey, get in here!Copy !req