1. - What's wrong?
- There's someone on the roof.Copy !req
2. Jules!
Baby, are you sleepwalking?Copy !req
3. Listen.Copy !req
4. I don't hear anything.
Come on, baby,Copy !req
5. it's three o'clock
in the morning.Copy !req
6. What now?Copy !req
7. I don't know, she said
she heard something on the roof.Copy !req
8. - There were footsteps.
- Hm, naturally.Copy !req
9. - Jingle bells too, right?
- Mark, stop.Copy !req
10. But I heard him.Copy !req
11. Can you take care
of this, please?Copy !req
12. I gotta be up in three hours.Copy !req
13. Come on, Jules,
let's get back into bed.Copy !req
14. No more sugar
after dinner, okay?Copy !req
15. Too many bad dreams
and not enough sleep.Copy !req
16. But Mom,
I didn't have a bad dream.Copy !req
17. I really heard someone
on the roof!Copy !req
18. Keep your voice down okay.Copy !req
19. Don't wake up your brother.Copy !req
20. Nobody believes me.Copy !req
21. Jules, it's probably
just the house settling.Copy !req
22. Or an animal. You know,Copy !req
23. sometimes a raccoon
or squirrel can get up there.Copy !req
24. It was Santa. I'm positive.Copy !req
25. You know
who I really think it was?Copy !req
26. - Who?
- One of Santa's elves.Copy !req
27. - An elf?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
28. Sometimes Santa sends a scout
a few days before Christmas EveCopy !req
29. to make sure our house meetsCopy !req
30. all the necessary
safety requirements.Copy !req
31. Like what?Copy !req
32. Like making sure
the roof is sturdy enoughCopy !req
33. to hold all the reindeer,
for one thing.Copy !req
34. Can't have them crashing
through the ceiling,Copy !req
35. running all through the house,
pooping on everything.Copy !req
36. What else?Copy !req
37. They have to measure the chimney
to make sure it's wide enoughCopy !req
38. to fit Santa's big fat belly.Copy !req
39. Sometimes he splurges
too much during the holidays.Copy !req
40. Just like daddy?Copy !req
41. Just like daddy.Copy !req
42. Can we leave some milk
and cookies out for the elves?Copy !req
43. If you go to sleep right now,Copy !req
44. I'll go downstairs
and leave them a plate.Copy !req
45. Okay?Copy !req
46. You forgot to lock
the front door again.Copy !req
47. Perhaps you could have
a little concernCopy !req
48. for your family's safety?Copy !req
49. By the way, your daughter left
a glass of milk and cookiesCopy !req
50. for Santa's elves
in the kitchen.Copy !req
51. Can you make sure to eat them
before she gets up for school?Copy !req
52. Hello?Copy !req
53. Can you take care of that
when you wake up, please?Copy !req
54. When I wake up?
I am up, Jen.Copy !req
55. I have been up
because you keep talking to me.Copy !req
56. I will take care of it.Copy !req
57. Thank you, Mr. Grinch.Copy !req
58. Santa?Copy !req
59. Timmy!Copy !req
60. Timmy, wake up!
Santa's downstairs.Copy !req
61. Timmy! He was putting presents
under the tree, I saw him!Copy !req
62. Go away!Copy !req
63. Juliet, I told you
to stay out of my—Copy !req
64. Babe, what are you doing?Copy !req
65. Timmy, Juliet, run!Copy !req
66. Juliet!Copy !req
67. Timmy!Copy !req
68. Help me!Copy !req
69. No, please!
Somebody fucking help me!Copy !req
70. Help me, please!Copy !req
71. Oh, fuck, help me! Help me!Copy !req
72. 1-2-0 Charlie. Be advised.Copy !req
73. Anonymous caller says possible
suspect on lower level.Copy !req
74. Armed and dangerous.Copy !req
75. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
76. Shit.Copy !req
77. Dispatch, I got
a decapitated body down here.Copy !req
78. Victim appears to be male.Copy !req
79. All available units notified.Copy !req
80. That's a ten-four.Copy !req
81. Dispatch, I'm not alone
down here.Copy !req
82. What's... what's the ETA
on the backup?Copy !req
83. Multiple units arriving shortly.Copy !req
84. Hold onto him, Eros,Copy !req
85. I'll have the ship
in the air in a minute!Copy !req
86. Get out of here, Jeff!Copy !req
87. The ship's on fire.Copy !req
88. Eros?Copy !req
89. Dean, I need you
to get down here now.Copy !req
90. Cell three, east wing.Copy !req
91. I think we got
a situation. Over.Copy !req
92. I'm taking a shit.Copy !req
93. Aw!Copy !req
94. Well, wipe your ass
and get down here, pronto!Copy !req
95. Help me! Please...
please help me!Copy !req
96. Oh, he made me do it.
Please just help me!Copy !req
97. Help me! Help me, fucker!Copy !req
98. Help me!Copy !req
99. Help me! Help me!Copy !req
100. Yes! More!Copy !req
101. Yo, yo!Copy !req
102. You guys, you...
you look so good.Copy !req
103. I mean, way better than mine.
I mean—Copy !req
104. I was gonna do
the blood thing too,Copy !req
105. but I... I was just worried
about the clean-up.Copy !req
106. But— Can I...
can I get a picture?Copy !req
107. I'm gonna post this.Copy !req
108. Guys, seriously? You killed it.Copy !req
109. This is awesome!Copy !req
110. Aw.Copy !req
111. Aw. Vicky,
you used to be so hot.Copy !req
112. Now no one's gonna fuck you.Copy !req
113. Pretty girl.Copy !req
114. Pretty girl.Copy !req
115. Pretty girl!Copy !req
116. Patient customer flight three...Copy !req
117. - Hi.
- Good morning.Copy !req
118. Morning, I'm here
to pick up my niece.Copy !req
119. - She's a patient here.
- What's her name?Copy !req
120. - Shaw. Sienna Shaw.
- Uncle Greg!Copy !req
121. Never mind.Copy !req
122. - Hey!
- Hey!Copy !req
123. - How are you?
- Good. How are you?Copy !req
124. - Good. It's good to see you.
- You too.Copy !req
125. Wow. You look good.Copy !req
126. - No, I got it.
- No, no, no, I got it.Copy !req
127. - I insist.
- Thanks.Copy !req
128. Welcome.Copy !req
129. So do we run, or...Copy !req
130. - Gotta sign out first.
- Ugh.Copy !req
131. So, uh...Copy !req
132. how's my little partner
in crime?Copy !req
133. Oh!
She's not so little anymore.Copy !req
134. Uh, she's great. Man, beautiful.Copy !req
135. Sassy as hell.
And talented like you.Copy !req
136. In fact,
you're all she ever talks about,Copy !req
137. so little warning,Copy !req
138. just get ready
to have your hands full.Copy !req
139. - Because she misses you.
- I miss her, too.Copy !req
140. Hey. We're home!Copy !req
141. All right.Copy !req
142. Hello?Copy !req
143. - Sienna!
- Incoming!Copy !req
144. Oh, hey!Copy !req
145. Hey!Copy !req
146. Hey, Gabs.Copy !req
147. Oh, my God,
you got so big!Copy !req
148. When did that happen?Copy !req
149. Never leave me
for this long ever again.Copy !req
150. I won't.Copy !req
151. I promise.Copy !req
152. Oh, you got glitter
all over your face.Copy !req
153. It's just sugar. We were baking.
Uh, did you want to help?Copy !req
154. Gabbie, Sienna's not even
in here two minutes.Copy !req
155. Why don't you let her
get settled first, all right?Copy !req
156. - Fine.
- Yeah, I'd love to.Copy !req
157. I'm so happy to see you.Copy !req
158. Me too.Copy !req
159. - How was the trip?
- Yeah, fine.Copy !req
160. Wanna see your room?Copy !req
161. Go ahead.
We'll catch up later.Copy !req
162. - Come on.
- Yeah. All right.Copy !req
163. - I'll see you guys later.
- Okay.Copy !req
164. And don't pull her arm out.Copy !req
165. - Ready?
- Yes!Copy !req
166. Oh, my God!Copy !req
167. Oh, my God.Copy !req
168. It looks like
a fairy tale exploded in here.Copy !req
169. Do you like it?Copy !req
170. Me and mommy redecorated,
but I picked out most of it.Copy !req
171. I know how much you like
dragons and wizards.Copy !req
172. I love it.Copy !req
173. Really?Copy !req
174. Yes, really.
This is the coolest room ever.Copy !req
175. Are you kidding?Copy !req
176. I don't know what to say,
this is beautiful.Copy !req
177. Made this for you too.Copy !req
178. Gabs.Copy !req
179. "To Sienna, my big sister
from another mister."Copy !req
180. "I've missed you more than ever.
And getting into troubleCopy !req
181. hasn't been nearly as much fun
without you."Copy !req
182. "Looking forward
to the best Christmas ever,Copy !req
183. filled with fun,
smiles, and laughter."Copy !req
184. "Love, Gabby."Copy !req
185. "P.S. We still haven't made it
to the moon."Copy !req
186. To the moon!Copy !req
187. Our little
cardboard rocket ship.Copy !req
188. You remember?Copy !req
189. Of course, I do.Copy !req
190. Come here.Copy !req
191. Jesus.Copy !req
192. - Yeah.
- Stinks in here.Copy !req
193. She's a real beaut, ain't she?Copy !req
194. Shit!Copy !req
195. It's a rat, kid, not the devil.Copy !req
196. - Yeah.
- Are you all right?Copy !req
197. Oh, you've been skittish
all day.Copy !req
198. I just hate places like this.Copy !req
199. It's like they got a soul
and they're pissedCopy !req
200. - that we're tearing 'em apart.
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
201. Please don't tell me
you believe all the storiesCopy !req
202. - about this place.
- What stories?Copy !req
203. Back in the early '90s,Copy !req
204. some maniac abducted,
and killed over a dozen kidsCopy !req
205. in this town.Copy !req
206. They buried all the bodiesCopy !req
207. in the basement here
in this building.Copy !req
208. Now everyone swears
the place is haunted.Copy !req
209. Are you fucking with me?Copy !req
210. You're fucking with me.Copy !req
211. Of course,
I'm fucking with you.Copy !req
212. Now come on.Copy !req
213. I'll take the first floor
and the basement.Copy !req
214. And you, upstairs.Copy !req
215. You've been skittish all day.Copy !req
216. So, what do you think?Copy !req
217. More Blaster Man?Copy !req
218. What's the matter
with Blaster Man?Copy !req
219. - I thought you liked him.
- You only draw boys.Copy !req
220. - Boys, boys, boys.
- That's not true.Copy !req
221. I draw girls all the ti—
That is a girl right there.Copy !req
222. Look at that.Copy !req
223. - That is a girl.
- But she's not a superhero.Copy !req
224. Last time you said
you were going to draw a girlCopy !req
225. that could beat up Blaster Man.Copy !req
226. Remember?Copy !req
227. You pinky swore!Copy !req
228. That's sacred.Copy !req
229. I'm sorry, sweetheart.Copy !req
230. I will tell you what, though.Copy !req
231. As soon as I'm finished
with this comic,Copy !req
232. I'm gonna make you
something really special.Copy !req
233. How's that? Okay?Copy !req
234. - Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
235. I will. Okay.Copy !req
236. Time for bed.Copy !req
237. Sisi!Copy !req
238. Wait a minute.Copy !req
239. I do have something for you.Copy !req
240. "I woke up back
in the clown café,Copy !req
241. encased in glass."Copy !req
242. "My lungs filled
with ice water."Copy !req
243. "This wasn't a dream
or a hallucination."Copy !req
244. Hey! Give me thatCopy !req
245. This isn't
for public consumption, nosy.Copy !req
246. It's my diary. Okay?
And it's for my eyes only.Copy !req
247. Got it?Copy !req
248. Got it.Copy !req
249. What's the clown café?Copy !req
250. It's a bad place.Copy !req
251. A place I don't want
to think about.Copy !req
252. Happy thoughts
from now on. Okay?Copy !req
253. Okay.Copy !req
254. Disgusting.Copy !req
255. What the hell is that?Copy !req
256. Anybody home?Copy !req
257. What the fuck?Copy !req
258. Hello?Copy !req
259. That's not real.
That's not real, right?Copy !req
260. Hey, Jackson!Copy !req
261. Anybody home?Copy !req
262. Yoo-hoo.Copy !req
263. What the fuck?Copy !req
264. Holy shit.Copy !req
265. Holy shit.Copy !req
266. Hey, Dennis!Copy !req
267. Dennis!Copy !req
268. Hey!Copy !req
269. Hey!Copy !req
270. Dennis! Get your ass up here!Copy !req
271. Now!Copy !req
272. Are you real?Copy !req
273. No!Copy !req
274. No! No!Copy !req
275. I think we need to make
some cookies.Copy !req
276. - Yeah. For dessert!
- We need to— Yeah!Copy !req
277. We're gonna go all out, man.Copy !req
278. Chocolate and peanut butter,Copy !req
279. You are right.
That's the combination.Copy !req
280. You know,
those coconut peanut butter onesCopy !req
281. - are amazing.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
282. This is going to be
a Christmas extravaganza.Copy !req
283. I'd like to go see
those lights again anyway.Copy !req
284. I wanna see the lights.Copy !req
285. I like the holiday market
that they have over there.Copy !req
286. Gabs, stop starin'.Copy !req
287. - It's rude.
- What?Copy !req
288. - I like her scars.
- Gabbie!Copy !req
289. No, it's... it's fine.Copy !req
290. No, it's not.
It's very inappropriate.Copy !req
291. I just think they're cool.Copy !req
292. You know what?Copy !req
293. Why don't you show her
your new scar?Copy !req
294. Look at this thing.Copy !req
295. - Bad boy.
- Ooh. How'd you get that?Copy !req
296. Fell off my bike
during summer break.Copy !req
297. And landed on a broken bottle.Copy !req
298. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
299. Seven stitches, too.Copy !req
300. There was so much blood,
and like, this piece of fatCopy !req
301. - oozing out. It was—
- All right.Copy !req
302. Can we change
the subject, please?Copy !req
303. I don't wanna think about blood
and fat while we're eating.Copy !req
304. - So much blood.
- Okay, honey.Copy !req
305. You're disgusting.Copy !req
306. Regardless,
Christmas hasn't really beenCopy !req
307. the same around here,
since someone stopped believingCopy !req
308. in Santa Claus.Copy !req
309. - When did that happen?
- When I was, like, eight.Copy !req
310. Oh, stop.
You were older than that.Copy !req
311. No, I just went along with it,Copy !req
312. so you and Daddy
wouldn't feel bad.Copy !req
313. I've been finding presents...Copy !req
314. stashed around the house
for years now.Copy !req
315. Yeah, that's 'cause
you're a little snoop.Copy !req
316. Yeah. "Finding" is a loose term.Copy !req
317. More like investigating
and discovering, really.Copy !req
318. - Can you pass the rice?
- It's not my faultCopy !req
319. that they're really, really bad
at hiding presents.Copy !req
320. Dude, it was under
the floorboard,Copy !req
321. under the carpet.Copy !req
322. Pass the rice, please?Copy !req
323. Oh, she's also notorious
for opening presentsCopy !req
324. - and then re-wrapping them.
- Not very well, either.Copy !req
325. Sienna!Copy !req
326. If you don't pass the rice,
I'm not gonna leave.Copy !req
327. Please? Pass the rice?Copy !req
328. Sienna? Hello, Sienna?Copy !req
329. You know,
I'm dead because of you, okay?Copy !req
330. You led us to him.Copy !req
331. You, and that little
shithead brother of yours.Copy !req
332. I'm dead...Copy !req
333. and you killed me.Copy !req
334. I'll figure out...Copy !req
335. Just like you killed
your mother.Copy !req
336. - Oh, that was bad.
- I didn't.Copy !req
337. But anyway. I mean,
that's how he always did it.Copy !req
338. He's kind of cute.Copy !req
339. Sienna?Copy !req
340. You all right?Copy !req
341. Yeah.Copy !req
342. Sienna...Copy !req
343. I mean, no amount of medication
is gonna stop me from being hereCopy !req
344. in front of you.Copy !req
345. You killed me.Copy !req
346. The least you can do
is pass the rice.Copy !req
347. Pass the rice!Copy !req
348. Pass the rice!Copy !req
349. Pass the rice!
Pass the rice! Pass the rice!Copy !req
350. Pass the rice!Copy !req
351. Excuse me.Copy !req
352. Um, finish eating, sweetie,Copy !req
353. so we can have
our fortune cookies.Copy !req
354. Whoa! Okay, wow.Copy !req
355. Thanks for knocking, Shaw.Copy !req
356. Sorry.Copy !req
357. Uh, wait! Um, aren't you gonna
introduce us?Copy !req
358. Uh, wow. Uh,Copy !req
359. - Shaw, this is, um, Mia.
- Hi.Copy !req
360. She's a really big fan
of yours.Copy !req
361. I'm not a fan, you asshole.Copy !req
362. She's obsessed
with the Miles County Clown.Copy !req
363. Like all that true crime shit.Copy !req
364. She thinks
you're a celebrity, dude.Copy !req
365. Don't listen to him.
Like, literally, ever.Copy !req
366. Um, hi.Copy !req
367. It is so nice to meet you.Copy !req
368. Hi.Copy !req
369. I seriously know,
like, everything about you.Copy !req
370. Uh, everything online,
at least.Copy !req
371. Um, I've been following you
for years.Copy !req
372. I mean, dude, you're a legend.Copy !req
373. - You survived Art the Clown!
- See? Fucking fangirl.Copy !req
374. Eat me.Copy !req
375. After you get his autograph.Copy !req
376. Um, listen, I actually
had a little bit of a favorCopy !req
377. that I wanted to ask you.
You see, my roommate and I,Copy !req
378. we have a true crime podcast.
It's called Graven Image.Copy !req
379. And our "Miles County Massacre"
episodes,Copy !req
380. they get our biggest hits
by far.Copy !req
381. So I was wondering,
if maybe you'd be willingCopy !req
382. to come on as a guest sometime?
I seriously would be so honored.Copy !req
383. I... I don't really do things
like that.Copy !req
384. Jesus!Copy !req
385. Do you really think he wants
to dredge upCopy !req
386. the worst experience
of his life?Copy !req
387. I mean, the kid's just trying
to move on. Right, Shaw?Copy !req
388. Okay, well, I get that,
but I just—Copy !req
389. I think a lot of people
would really likeCopy !req
390. to hear from you
after all this time.Copy !req
391. Oh, my God.Copy !req
392. Come on!Copy !req
393. I... I'll think about it.Copy !req
394. - He'll think about it.
- Great.Copy !req
395. Ha!Copy !req
396. Shaw, are you coming
to the Beta Christmas bashCopy !req
397. - tomorrow night?
- I gotta take this.Copy !req
398. Oh. Yeah. Girl callin'.Copy !req
399. - Ooh!
- It was great meeting you, Mia.Copy !req
400. You too.Copy !req
401. God, my man needs
to get laid so bad.Copy !req
402. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
403. How are you?Copy !req
404. I'm, uh, doing good.
Just got out of class.Copy !req
405. Good.Copy !req
406. I just got to Aunt Jess'.
Yeah, a couple hours ago.Copy !req
407. It's really good
to hear your voice.Copy !req
408. You know, I... I miss you.Copy !req
409. I miss you, too.
Is, uh, everything all right?Copy !req
410. Yeah.Copy !req
411. Yeah.Copy !req
412. I'm calling because, um...Copy !req
413. I'm... I'm really excited
we're gonna beCopy !req
414. spending Christmas together.Copy !req
415. - It's been too long.
- Yeah, it has.Copy !req
416. I'm, uh, really looking
forward to it.Copy !req
417. Well, uh...Copy !req
418. I guess I'll see you
in a couple days?Copy !req
419. See you soon.Copy !req
420. Love you.Copy !req
421. Love you more.Copy !req
422. Are you okay?Copy !req
423. Yeah.Copy !req
424. It's, um...
just this new medicationCopy !req
425. I'm on.
It makes me queasy sometimes.Copy !req
426. Oh.Copy !req
427. I need to be creative.Copy !req
428. Wanna be my canvas?Copy !req
429. All right.
Something's happening here.Copy !req
430. - Can I see already?
- Hold your horses.Copy !req
431. I mean, you are starting
to look quite enchanted,Copy !req
432. if I do say so myself.Copy !req
433. Like a fantasy princess.
All right, we're going to putCopy !req
434. a little bit more
elven eye shadowCopy !req
435. to go with that magic blush.
Close your eyes.Copy !req
436. You know, you could be
a professional makeup artist.Copy !req
437. - Right?
- Why, thank you.Copy !req
438. I actually forgot
how much I enjoy this.Copy !req
439. Eyes open.Copy !req
440. Great.
All right, let's do some lips.Copy !req
441. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
442. How'd you get those scars?Copy !req
443. You and these scars.Copy !req
444. I got into a fight.Copy !req
445. Did you win?Copy !req
446. Yeah, I won. Chin up.Copy !req
447. All right,
gimme one of these.Copy !req
448. You're all done.Copy !req
449. You wanna see
this mystical masterpiece?Copy !req
450. Yeah.Copy !req
451. Wow!Copy !req
452. It looks amazing.Copy !req
453. Your face did all the work.Copy !req
454. Take a picture!Copy !req
455. - All right.
- Can I join the Mile High ClubCopy !req
456. - in your sleigh?
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
457. - Oh, ho! Ho! Ho!
- I'd fuck ya.Copy !req
458. - Please, please...
- No, Mrs. Claus would shank meCopy !req
459. - in my sleep.
- Please Santa!Copy !req
460. - My wife's dead.
- Okay.Copy !req
461. - Wanna come down my chimney?
- Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
462. Oh, my God,
come in her chimney!Copy !req
463. - Oh! Ho! Ho!
- I've got a chimney.Copy !req
464. - Okay, girls.
- I'm a naughty little reindeer.Copy !req
465. Okay—
Thank you.Copy !req
466. I wanna do drugs
on your stomach!Copy !req
467. - Be good.
- Is this one mine?Copy !req
468. - Yeah!
- Ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
469. Ho, ho, ho! Oh, shit.Copy !req
470. Goddamn!Copy !req
471. I think I know
what I want for Christmas.Copy !req
472. That Santa outfit comes
with some perks, dude.Copy !req
473. Girls! I don't remember
if I told you, but so I've beenCopy !req
474. in entertainment
for a long time.Copy !req
475. I'm Santa now, I was Elvis.
Those girls! Laughlin, 1980s.Copy !req
476. Nothing like this.Copy !req
477. - To Laughlin.
- Laughlin!Copy !req
478. - To Laughlin?
- To Laughlin.Copy !req
479. I'm good.Copy !req
480. You racist piece of shit!Copy !req
481. Shit. Get a load
of this fucking guy.Copy !req
482. Friend of yours, Eddie?
That is a fucking first.Copy !req
483. All right, well,
now hold on now, listen.Copy !req
484. I'm wearing the outfit, right?Copy !req
485. So it's just like Elvis.Copy !req
486. He gets
the full Santa experienceCopy !req
487. if he wants it, all right?Copy !req
488. Hello. Hello.Copy !req
489. Hi, hi!Copy !req
490. You— Come on over.
Come on over.Copy !req
491. It's fine. Yeah!Copy !req
492. Hi, hi. Yes, yes.Copy !req
493. Yes, that's... that's me,
that's me.Copy !req
494. Guilty as charged.Copy !req
495. Hey Santa,
it looks like you got a fan.Copy !req
496. What's with the outfit, pal?Copy !req
497. Yeah, did the circus come
to town?Copy !req
498. Hey, buddy. Watch it.Copy !req
499. That's the real deal.Copy !req
500. That's my...
that's my beard.Copy !req
501. If Santa doesn't have
a real beard,Copy !req
502. he's not a real Santa Claus.Copy !req
503. Hey, fella,
what's in the bag?Copy !req
504. Oh, he's gonna show us.Copy !req
505. Hey, what do ya got?Copy !req
506. This is not—
Usually I'm the oneCopy !req
507. who's bringing
the magical sack of toys.Copy !req
508. What?Copy !req
509. Oh, that's good!Copy !req
510. Okay. That's enough.Copy !req
511. All right, now, look,
I'm startin' to like this guyCopy !req
512. I really am. Clowny. Put—
put your little horn away.Copy !req
513. Have a seat.Copy !req
514. And uh,
Santa'll buy him a drink.Copy !req
515. Clowny, I'm startin'
to like you.Copy !req
516. Here you go.Copy !req
517. I hope I gave you
enough marshmallows.Copy !req
518. Oh. It's... it's perfect.
Thank you.Copy !req
519. Hmm.Copy !req
520. Some peace and quiet
around here, finally, huh?Copy !req
521. You must be exhausted.Copy !req
522. No, I...Copy !req
523. I feel...Copy !req
524. What?Copy !req
525. Normal?Copy !req
526. Look, I'm not going to pretendCopy !req
527. that I know
what you're going through,Copy !req
528. because I don't. I...Copy !req
529. I can't even begin
to imagine it.Copy !req
530. But I promise...
it'll get better.Copy !req
531. You remind me so much of mom.Copy !req
532. Before dad died...Copy !req
533. she was
the sweetest person.Copy !req
534. Could talk to her
about anything.Copy !req
535. Yeah, she was.Copy !req
536. Mouth like a truck driver, though.Copy !req
537. She cursed so much.Copy !req
538. So much!Copy !req
539. She once called
Sister Rosemary a C-U-N-TCopy !req
540. in the sixth grade.Copy !req
541. I don't know
where she came from!Copy !req
542. Nobody in our family
talks like that.Copy !req
543. I miss her.Copy !req
544. I miss her so much.Copy !req
545. I know, sweetie.Copy !req
546. I know.Copy !req
547. I miss her, too.Copy !req
548. Hey, Santa. Looks like
you got some competition.Copy !req
549. It's Clowny Claus!Copy !req
550. Hey, no.
Hey, you're a natural.Copy !req
551. You look good.
But don't get it dirty.Copy !req
552. And remember to give it back.Copy !req
553. You don't want to get
on Santa's naughty list.Copy !req
554. Hey, why don't you tell Santa
what you wantCopy !req
555. - for Christmas, little boy?
- Better hygiene?Copy !req
556. All right, come on,
let's have a drink,Copy !req
557. uh, for everybody, okay?
Come on.Copy !req
558. Got ID?Copy !req
559. Uh, come on.Copy !req
560. He's obviously old enough.
All right.Copy !req
561. You think I'm gonna lose
my license for this guy?Copy !req
562. - Don't bust the clown's balls.
- This is normal to you?Copy !req
563. Sorry about this, Clowny.Copy !req
564. There, see? He's got it.Copy !req
565. Maurice Jackson?Copy !req
566. Eddie, you're killing me.
Can we just celebrate?Copy !req
567. - Come on.
- Fuck it. It's Christmas.Copy !req
568. All right, let's have a drink!Copy !req
569. To my new friend, huh?Copy !req
570. To Maurice Jackson!Copy !req
571. - Maurice Jackson.
- Cheers!Copy !req
572. What the fuck is the matterCopy !req
573. - with you?
- What's your problem, pal?Copy !req
574. Guy buys you a drinkCopy !req
575. and you spit it back
in his fucking face?Copy !req
576. Hey, man.
That's... that's wrong.Copy !req
577. Now look, you see,
you... you were just rude,Copy !req
578. and you
shouldn't have been rude.Copy !req
579. Let's go, Clowny. Get up.Copy !req
580. No, I'm not ki—Copy !req
581. - Oh, shit.
- What the...Copy !req
582. What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
583. He peed on him!Copy !req
584. - Fucking told you!
- Are you fucking kidding me?Copy !req
585. - I'm gonna fucking kill you!
- Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
586. You sick fuck!Copy !req
587. Hey! Calm down!Copy !req
588. - I'll fucking kill him!
- Hey.Copy !req
589. Fuck you!Copy !req
590. - Goddammit.
- Smokey, get his bag!Copy !req
591. Son of a bitch!
This is my busy weekend.Copy !req
592. I know.Copy !req
593. Fuck this thing
out of here.Copy !req
594. Jesus, fuck!Copy !req
595. Get that the fuck out of here.Copy !req
596. - Hey!
- You motherfucker!Copy !req
597. - I'll fucking kill you!
- I got it.Copy !req
598. - Goddammit!
- Want me to call the cops?Copy !req
599. I don't want you to call
the cops.Copy !req
600. I want you to call
a fucking dry cleaner.Copy !req
601. Dry cleaner!
Smokey, get a fucking mop!Copy !req
602. I told you, don't let him
the fuck in here.Copy !req
603. You said he's fuckin' normal!Copy !req
604. Sit down, sit down!Copy !req
605. Fuckin' you told me.
Have a fucking drink.Copy !req
606. Can't take a fucking hint,
can you?Copy !req
607. I'm not
gonna tell you again—Copy !req
608. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
609. Eddie?Copy !req
610. Oh, Smokey!Copy !req
611. Oh, God, Smokey!Copy !req
612. Oh, no! Oh, God!
Oh, God. No!Copy !req
613. Oh, God. No, no, no!Copy !req
614. No! Sir! No, Sir! No, no, no!Copy !req
615. Sir! No, no, please.
Please, please!Copy !req
616. Let me be the first
to apologizeCopy !req
617. for whatever's happened
here tonight.Copy !req
618. I don't...
I don't know what happened.Copy !req
619. Here, take it!
Take it, take it, take it!Copy !req
620. It's yours!
You looked really good in it!Copy !req
621. Here! Take it all! You be Santa!Copy !req
622. Clowny,
we're in the same business.Copy !req
623. It's just me and you, remember?Copy !req
624. It's just me and you.
We're in the same business.Copy !req
625. We make people happy.Copy !req
626. Help me, help me!
God, help me!Copy !req
627. Hey, you! Pay attention to me.
Help me!Copy !req
628. That isn't even funny.
It's not funny.Copy !req
629. The fuck? Come on!Copy !req
630. Oh, Clowny, please,
please, Clowny, help me!Copy !req
631. Please, God!
Oh, God, help me!Copy !req
632. Oh, God! Clowny, come on!Copy !req
633. Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
634. Oh. You...
you look good, Clowny.Copy !req
635. You look good.Copy !req
636. Oh, yeah, that's...
that's never looked better.Copy !req
637. Look, I'll go now, then.Copy !req
638. You know, you're...
you're Santa Claus, right?Copy !req
639. So I can go.
Yeah.Copy !req
640. Oh, help! Help me!Copy !req
641. Help me!Copy !req
642. Oh, Clowny!
Clowny. Oh, oh!Copy !req
643. What the hell is that?Copy !req
644. Oh, God! Oh, God.Copy !req
645. Clowny. Clowny.
Clowny, look at me.Copy !req
646. Clowny,
I'm not really Santa Claus.Copy !req
647. No, no, wait.
Listen to me.Copy !req
648. I have a name.Copy !req
649. I have a real—
No, I have a real name!Copy !req
650. My... my name is
Charles Johnson.Copy !req
651. Clowny, and I have a wife,
a wife!Copy !req
652. I have a wife and two kids.Copy !req
653. Hey, Clowny. No!
No, no, no, Clowny, no!Copy !req
654. Listen to me,
Clowny, I beg you.Copy !req
655. Listen, I have four gorgeous
grandchildren.Copy !req
656. And their names, their names
are Brian, and Denise, and—Copy !req
657. Oh, no, no! No!Copy !req
658. Oh, God!Copy !req
659. Clowny!Copy !req
660. Clowny,
it hurts so much, please!Copy !req
661. So... ... how is she?Copy !req
662. As good as can be expected.Copy !req
663. I mean,
Gabbie brought some life backCopy !req
664. into her today, right?Copy !req
665. It's nice to see her smile
a little bit.Copy !req
666. Oh, my God, Gabbie.Copy !req
667. She follows Sienna around like
a brand-new puppy.Copy !req
668. It's concerning.Copy !req
669. Now they're going
Christmas shopping tomorrow.Copy !req
670. - Just the two of 'em?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
671. Sienna wants to pick up
a gift for Jonathan.Copy !req
672. You really think
that's a good idea?Copy !req
673. They'll be fine.Copy !req
674. Jess...Copy !req
675. did you not see
what happened today?Copy !req
676. What if that little episodeCopy !req
677. was just a microcosm
of what's to come?Copy !req
678. - What if that shit gets worse?
- I'm not gonna abandon her.Copy !req
679. She's healing.
It's gonna take time.Copy !req
680. She's taking her medication.Copy !req
681. All I'm saying is,Copy !req
682. let's keep our guard up,
all right?Copy !req
683. I know. That's all I'm saying.Copy !req
684. Okay.Copy !req
685. Ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!Copy !req
686. What is your name?Copy !req
687. This way please. This way.Copy !req
688. All right, sweetie,
look over here. Ready?Copy !req
689. Don't go past this point.
You'll get me in trouble.Copy !req
690. Thank you! Next.Copy !req
691. All right, buddy,
smile for the camera.Copy !req
692. You guys ready to meet Santa?Copy !req
693. What are you going to ask for?Copy !req
694. - Makeup?
- Yeah.Copy !req
695. Are you old enough for makeup?Copy !req
696. Okay. Thank you. Next.Copy !req
697. Hey, Gabs.Copy !req
698. - You think he'll like this?
- Hmm. Not sure.Copy !req
699. I don't think Jonathan
is really into black anymore.Copy !req
700. Jonathan doesn't wear black?
Mr. Death Metal?Copy !req
701. I don't think he listens
to that anymore either.Copy !req
702. Just a phase, I guess.Copy !req
703. All right. Well, then, uh...Copy !req
704. - what does he wear now?
- I don't know.Copy !req
705. Normal clothes?Copy !req
706. Really narrows it down.
Thanks, Gabs.Copy !req
707. Okay, sweetie. You ready?Copy !req
708. Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
709. - Bye, Santa.
- Bye.Copy !req
710. At least it's better
than Louisville.Copy !req
711. You got a point, Bob.Copy !req
712. Let's take a break.Copy !req
713. Oh! Sorry, folks.Copy !req
714. Santa's gotta go
feed his reindeer.Copy !req
715. You know,
I'm not in charge here.Copy !req
716. - Can we go on a break too? Or...
- Sure.Copy !req
717. This one's nice.Copy !req
718. Hmm, not bad.Copy !req
719. - Is it your favorite?
- Top three.Copy !req
720. All right.
Well then, you choose.Copy !req
721. You know your dad
better than me.Copy !req
722. Hey, Santa!Copy !req
723. Hey, Santa.Copy !req
724. Hey, Santa...Copy !req
725. Hey!Copy !req
726. What are you staring at?Copy !req
727. Nothing.Copy !req
728. Come on, you ready?
Let's get going.Copy !req
729. - Yeah. You okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
730. COLook.
You know my theoryCopy !req
731. on the subject hasn't changed.Copy !req
732. Don't even say it.Copy !req
733. CO-
Because you know I'm right.Copy !req
734. Sienna Shaw
is the prime suspect.Copy !req
735. Stop! That is ludicrous.Copy !req
736. CO-Look,
we could just look at the facts.Copy !req
737. Do you want to just do that?
Facts...Copy !req
738. Okay, she's linked
to every single victim?Copy !req
739. - Okay?
- She was at every crime scene?Copy !req
740. A history of mental illnessCopy !req
741. - in her family?
- Irrelevant.Copy !req
742. CO-Abusive fatherCopy !req
743. who just so happened
to be obsessedCopy !req
744. with Art the Clown?
And there's no body.Copy !req
745. How about you show me
the dead clown's body?Copy !req
746. Dude, there's so many holes
in that story.Copy !req
747. Like, how do you not see that?Copy !req
748. CO-If Jonathan Shaw
hadn't testifiedCopy !req
749. on his sister's behalf,
she'd probably be servingCopy !req
750. a life sentence right now.Copy !req
751. You shouldn't be saying
that shit.Copy !req
752. You look great. Your, uh...Copy !req
753. Your scars
are healing up nicely.Copy !req
754. Yeah, yours too.Copy !req
755. Gabbie thinks I look cool,
apparently.Copy !req
756. So uh, why'd you want
to see me right now?Copy !req
757. I... I missed you.Copy !req
758. I mean, can't a sister see
her little brother?Copy !req
759. Um, actually, I was, uh...
I was thinking,Copy !req
760. why don't you come over
Aunt Jess' tonight?Copy !req
761. I mean,
why wait till Christmas Eve?Copy !req
762. You've gotta be done
with classes by now, right?Copy !req
763. I can't. I can't tonight.Copy !req
764. Why not?Copy !req
765. Uh— There's...
there's a party on campusCopy !req
766. that I was invited to.Copy !req
767. Really?Copy !req
768. Oh.Copy !req
769. That's good. No. I'm happy. I—Copy !req
770. Jonathan Shaw spotted in public!Copy !req
771. What is this,
a Christmas miracle?Copy !req
772. Dick! Um...Copy !req
773. Sienna,
this is Cole, my roommate.Copy !req
774. - Cole—
- Oh, wow! Hey! Big sis.Copy !req
775. I've, uh, heard a lot about you.Copy !req
776. Uh, it's nice
to finally meet you.Copy !req
777. Hi.Copy !req
778. Well, you've got
a cool baby bro here,Copy !req
779. and I treat him
like he's my own.Copy !req
780. You treat me like shit.Copy !req
781. All right.
Well, he jokes.Copy !req
782. Oh, shit.
Let me get out of here.Copy !req
783. - Oh, my God.
- Oh.Copy !req
784. Sienna! You're Sienna Shaw!Copy !req
785. I...
I'm seriously, so—Copy !req
786. I can't believe,
I'm sitting here with you guys.Copy !req
787. I was literally just telling
your little brother—Copy !req
788. I'm sorry. I'm probably being
a little weird.Copy !req
789. I'm just— I'm super stoked
to see you.Copy !req
790. - Um...
- Mia has been followingCopy !req
791. our story very closely.Copy !req
792. I am a true crime enthusiast,Copy !req
793. and I've actually been following
your case in particularCopy !req
794. for years on my podcast,
and no rush or anything,Copy !req
795. but I do know
the five-year anniversaryCopy !req
796. is coming up
and the fan base is rabid.Copy !req
797. Like, we would literally kill
for anything.Copy !req
798. I'm thinking,
"Get Readys with Me,"Copy !req
799. "What I Eat in a Day."
Just show us how you're coping.Copy !req
800. You know, what you do
on a daily basis,Copy !req
801. anything like that.Copy !req
802. How I'm coping?Copy !req
803. Yeah.Copy !req
804. How we're coping?Copy !req
805. Well, uh...Copy !req
806. I've been in and out
of a psychiatric hospitalCopy !req
807. for the past five years.Copy !req
808. - Oh.
- I see images of my dead friendsCopy !req
809. and relatives on a daily basis,Copy !req
810. images that wake me up screaming
in the middle of the night.Copy !req
811. I have hideous scars
all over my body,Copy !req
812. and every time I see them,Copy !req
813. I think of how that sick fuck
who ruined our livesCopy !req
814. is still out there.
And you want to knowCopy !req
815. how I'm coping with everything?Copy !req
816. You guys are all the same.Copy !req
817. - You're leeches.
- Sienna.Copy !req
818. Can't you act likeCopy !req
819. a human being for one...Copy !req
820. fucking second!Copy !req
821. Sienna, what's wrong with you?Copy !req
822. - I saw him today.
- Who?Copy !req
823. - Where?
- At the mall, with Gabbie.Copy !req
824. How can you be sure
it was really him?Copy !req
825. I'm not, I'm not sure
of anything anymore.Copy !req
826. I don't know what's real,
or what's in my fucking head.Copy !req
827. Well,
what'd you see exactly?Copy !req
828. He was dressed as Santa Claus.Copy !req
829. - Santa Claus?
- Yeah, okay, I know,Copy !req
830. I know how
that sounds, okay? But...Copy !req
831. it was him.Copy !req
832. I could... I could feel it.Copy !req
833. We both know this isn't over.Copy !req
834. You don't know that.Copy !req
835. I mean, Jesus Christ,
you cut his fucking head off!Copy !req
836. Come here!Copy !req
837. Hey, what is this?Copy !req
838. Jonathan! Hey!
Why are you shutting me out?Copy !req
839. I'm not shutting you out.Copy !req
840. You don't believe me?Copy !req
841. Why would he come back here?Copy !req
842. Even if he was alive,
which he isn't.Copy !req
843. Wouldn't you want to get
as far awayCopy !req
844. from here as possible,
as far away from you?Copy !req
845. Maybe it's me they want.
Isn't that what you said?Copy !req
846. Boy genius. What are you,
Mr. Academic now?Copy !req
847. You think you're too good
for your own—Copy !req
848. - I'm sorry.
- At least I'm fucking trying.Copy !req
849. I'm proud of you.Copy !req
850. We need each other, okay?Copy !req
851. I need you.Copy !req
852. What we need to do
is move on.Copy !req
853. Let it go.Copy !req
854. It's over.Copy !req
855. "We have to destroy
the little girlCopy !req
856. before it's too late, Sienna."Copy !req
857. "Destroy her,
because she's inhuman. A demon."Copy !req
858. I still have your letters.Copy !req
859. You wrote me almost every weekCopy !req
860. when I first went away.
You remember that?Copy !req
861. All your theories
about demonology, possession.Copy !req
862. You became obsessed.
But you weren't crazy.Copy !req
863. You were right!Copy !req
864. - I'm not listening to this.
- You listen to me!Copy !req
865. "Sometimes demons
try to enter our world,Copy !req
866. only they can't do it alone."Copy !req
867. "They have to choose a vessel,
someone recently deceasedCopy !req
868. who functions as a bridge
between worlds."Copy !req
869. "But not just anyone."Copy !req
870. "Someone sinister, depraved.
The worst kind of evil."Copy !req
871. Like a serial killer?'Copy !req
872. "If a demon enters this world
in the flesh,Copy !req
873. a counterpart must be
appointed to stop itCopy !req
874. from becoming too powerful.
It's you, Sienna."Copy !req
875. "As long as you're alive,Copy !req
876. they're vulnerable,
and they know it."Copy !req
877. That's why Daddy created
the sword.Copy !req
878. Whoever chose me
was guiding him.Copy !req
879. He was preparing me for this.Copy !req
880. It's using Victoria Heyes
as a host now, isn't it?Copy !req
881. That's why
she disappeared that night.Copy !req
882. What do you wanna do?Copy !req
883. What, do we just up
and leave town?Copy !req
884. Call the cops?Copy !req
885. - Tell Aunt Jess and Uncle Greg?
- No. They'll never believe us.Copy !req
886. Especially me.Copy !req
887. I have to go back
to the Terrifier.Copy !req
888. Why?Copy !req
889. It's still buried there,
isn't it?Copy !req
890. And if I'm right,Copy !req
891. it might be the only thing
that can stop them.Copy !req
892. Hey, Santa!Copy !req
893. Sarah, get back over here!Copy !req
894. Wow. Thanks, Santa.Copy !req
895. Hey, Santa's handing out
presents!Copy !req
896. What's going on here?Copy !req
897. - That's not Bill.
- What?Copy !req
898. That's not our Santa Claus.Copy !req
899. Kids, clear out of here.Copy !req
900. Get goin'!Copy !req
901. Let's goCopy !req
902. Who is this Santa?Copy !req
903. He's scaring my kid.Copy !req
904. Yeah, he's scaring me, too.Copy !req
905. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
906. You can't be here.Copy !req
907. I said, let's go.Copy !req
908. Come on.
Get the kids out of here.Copy !req
909. Sarah! What did I say?Copy !req
910. Christ Almighty,
what's the uproar, people?Copy !req
911. Get the fuck out!Copy !req
912. Don't come back!Copy !req
913. - Come on!
- No!Copy !req
914. Corey?Copy !req
915. Corey, get back over here!Copy !req
916. Back in line, kids.
Time for the real Santa.Copy !req
917. - I wonder what I got.
- Corey!Copy !req
918. What's that?Copy !req
919. Jesus!Copy !req
920. You scared me.
What are you doing,Copy !req
921. snooping around like that?Copy !req
922. Is it for me?Copy !req
923. None of your business, nosy.Copy !req
924. - It is, isn't it?
- No, it's not.Copy !req
925. And don't even think about
opening it, all right?Copy !req
926. What happened to your hands?Copy !req
927. My hands?Copy !req
928. I fell, okay?
I slipped on some iceCopy !req
929. and took
a ridiculously nasty spillCopy !req
930. in front of, like,
20 college students.Copy !req
931. Is that what you wanna hear?Copy !req
932. I wish I saw that.Copy !req
933. You think that's funny?
Come here!Copy !req
934. No!Copy !req
935. Yo, grab that door?Copy !req
936. Here we go.Copy !req
937. Thank you.Copy !req
938. That is wicked!Copy !req
939. Kegs here!Copy !req
940. Hmm! Something smells amazing.Copy !req
941. You're back late.
How's your brother?Copy !req
942. Oh, he's good. Yeah.Copy !req
943. He's going to a campus
Christmas party tonight.Copy !req
944. Jonathan's going
to a Christmas party?Copy !req
945. Oh! It's nice to hear
he's socializing.Copy !req
946. Yeah.Copy !req
947. God, these are so freaking cute,
Aunt Jess.Copy !req
948. Those are my favorite.
Do you want some?Copy !req
949. Hm, no, thanks.Copy !req
950. Oh, sorry, I forgot you
don't like cereal anymore.Copy !req
951. - Who doesn't like cereal?
- Sienna.Copy !req
952. What? Sienna,
you don't like cereal?Copy !req
953. I mean, I can understand tofu
or lima beans,Copy !req
954. but cereal's the best.Copy !req
955. I know, honey. Chill.Copy !req
956. Yeah, I just try to stay away
from too much sugar.Copy !req
957. Well,
you got more willpower than me.Copy !req
958. Hey, Gabs, what do you say
we go upstairs,Copy !req
959. and play some board games?
Mm-hmm? Let's go.Copy !req
960. Yeah. I think we need some
Christmas tree sprinkles.Copy !req
961. We don't need any more.Copy !req
962. You need Christmas tree
sprinkles.Copy !req
963. What are you in the mood for?
I have a ton.Copy !req
964. Pictionary,
Guess Who, Monopoly.Copy !req
965. I like Monopoly.
Takes forever, though.Copy !req
966. I never told you
I don't like cereal.Copy !req
967. What?Copy !req
968. How'd you know
I don't like cereal?Copy !req
969. Gabbie?Copy !req
970. Did you read my journal?Copy !req
971. I'm sorry.Copy !req
972. Please don't be mad at me.Copy !req
973. - Where is it?
- I put it back in your room.Copy !req
974. How much of it did you read?Copy !req
975. - Tell me.
- All of it?Copy !req
976. Jesus, Gabbie. You...Copy !req
977. you promised me.Copy !req
978. I'm sorry. I wanted to know
what happened to you.Copy !req
979. Is it true?Copy !req
980. All that stuff about
the clown and Uncle Michael?Copy !req
981. You saw him today,
didn't you?Copy !req
982. At the mall.
That's why you freaked out.Copy !req
983. Gabbie, I'm sick.Copy !req
984. I... I see things
that aren't there.Copy !req
985. And sometimes,
I write about it in my journalCopy !req
986. and talk about it
with people who can help me.Copy !req
987. So you didn't really chop off
the clown's headCopy !req
988. with the magical sword?Copy !req
989. No.Copy !req
990. Damn,
that would've been so cool.Copy !req
991. Gabs.Copy !req
992. You have to promise me
you're not gonna tell anyoneCopy !req
993. what you read
in my journal, okay?Copy !req
994. Not your parents,
not your friends at school.Copy !req
995. No one. Promise me.Copy !req
996. I promise.Copy !req
997. Pinky swear.Copy !req
998. Okay.Copy !req
999. Let's play Pictionary
so I can kick your ass.Copy !req
1000. Yo! Shaw, it's, uh, ColeCopy !req
1001. You're probably,
still passed out.Copy !req
1002. Uh, look, I just wanted to callCopy !req
1003. and see if you're okay, man?
Um, yeah.Copy !req
1004. Gimme a call back
whenever you get this, but uh,Copy !req
1005. if you can't reach me,
I'll be at the Beta bash, so...Copy !req
1006. Peace.Copy !req
1007. You don't think
I was that insensitive before,Copy !req
1008. - do you?
- Uh, yes.Copy !req
1009. Yes, I do actually.Copy !req
1010. Okay, I get it's like
a touchy subject and all,Copy !req
1011. but come on!
It didn't happen yesterday.Copy !req
1012. It happened five years ago.Copy !req
1013. Yeah, I don't think
that's somethingCopy !req
1014. you ever really get over.Copy !req
1015. Well, she still didn't need
to snap at me the way she did.Copy !req
1016. Besides, talking it out
is good therapy.Copy !req
1017. I was basically
doing her a favor.Copy !req
1018. Wow, how selfless of you.Copy !req
1019. Well, what about Jonathan?Copy !req
1020. Do you think he'd still be
willing to do it?Copy !req
1021. I don't know, Mia.Copy !req
1022. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1023. Cole, I want that interview.Copy !req
1024. I mean, sitting across
from someoneCopy !req
1025. who actually encountered
Art the Clown?Copy !req
1026. The most famous serial killer
since Jack the Ripper.Copy !req
1027. It's historic.Copy !req
1028. "Encountered."
That's, um, putting it mildly,Copy !req
1029. wouldn't you say?Copy !req
1030. - The kid was almost butchered.
- You know what I mean.Copy !req
1031. I want to know
what it's like to beCopy !req
1032. in the presence
of that kind of evil.Copy !req
1033. What goes through your brainCopy !req
1034. when he's close enough to you
that you feel his breathCopy !req
1035. on your body?Copy !req
1036. What does he smell like?Copy !req
1037. When you look
into his eyes, what do you see?Copy !req
1038. Is there a soul, or...Copy !req
1039. "His eyes!"Copy !req
1040. You sound like
you want to fuck him.Copy !req
1041. I don't want to fuck him.Copy !req
1042. I mean...Copy !req
1043. you're friendly with Jonathan.Copy !req
1044. You said he looks
up to you, right?Copy !req
1045. Maybe you can convince him
for me?Copy !req
1046. - Mia...
- Come on.Copy !req
1047. Do it for me.Copy !req
1048. Please?Copy !req
1049. I'll be nice.Copy !req
1050. - I promise.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1051. All I need
is 20 minutes, tops.Copy !req
1052. I'll make it worth your while.Copy !req
1053. Oh.Copy !req
1054. Wow. You are very persuasive.Copy !req
1055. I'll see what I can do.Copy !req
1056. Okay, so remind me
how to play this again.Copy !req
1057. - It's been a while.
- Wait. We need more players.Copy !req
1058. Dad, come on.Copy !req
1059. My God.Copy !req
1060. rocks the Centerville MallCopy !req
1061. - just outside of Miles County.
- Dad?Copy !req
1062. Again, five people have been
declared dead at this timeCopy !req
1063. and six
are in critical condition.Copy !req
1064. The explosion happened
around 5:00 p.m. this afternoonCopy !req
1065. at the Centerville Mall,
as the children gathered aroundCopy !req
1066. the holiday Santa display.Copy !req
1067. No suspects are in custody
at this time,Copy !req
1068. as the investigation
is still underway.Copy !req
1069. Close?Copy !req
1070. I was pretty damn close!
Too close for my liking.Copy !req
1071. Was it a terrorist attack?Copy !req
1072. I don't know, baby.
Anyway,Copy !req
1073. here's what I saw.
There was this guy,Copy !req
1074. and he was dressed
as Santa Claus,Copy !req
1075. and he was handing out presents
to kids.Copy !req
1076. Every little kid that was there.Copy !req
1077. I heard a commotion,
and then I saw securityCopy !req
1078. leading the guy out.
And then, bam!Copy !req
1079. There was an explosion
right there. Holy shit.Copy !req
1080. He's here, he's here.Copy !req
1081. It's not safe. It's not safe.Copy !req
1082. It's not safe. It's not safe.Copy !req
1083. Sienna, what are
you talking about?Copy !req
1084. The Miles County Clown.Copy !req
1085. - I saw... I saw him today.
- It's fine.Copy !req
1086. Listen to me.
No, I saw him today.Copy !req
1087. - All right.
- Okay, I saw him.Copy !req
1088. And I wasn't
gonna say anything,Copy !req
1089. because I knew
you wouldn't believe me.Copy !req
1090. - Okay.
- And he's gonna come for us.Copy !req
1091. No, honey. No.Copy !req
1092. He's gonna come for us. Okay?Copy !req
1093. - Sienna.
- We have to get—Copy !req
1094. As long as I'm here,
we're in danger. Okay.Copy !req
1095. We're in danger.
We have to get as far awayCopy !req
1096. from here as possible.Copy !req
1097. There's no Miles County Clown,
Sienna.Copy !req
1098. No, it was him, okay?
I saw him!Copy !req
1099. Listen to me!Copy !req
1100. - Mom?
- Stop it!Copy !req
1101. You are scaring Gabbie.
Stop it!Copy !req
1102. Jonathan!Copy !req
1103. - We have to call Jonathan.
- I will call Jonathan.Copy !req
1104. - You're scaring Gabbie!
- Jonathan knows.Copy !req
1105. - Stop it!
- We have to call Jonathan,Copy !req
1106. right now!Copy !req
1107. Hey, Uncle Greg.Copy !req
1108. Jonathan. Dude, your sister
is freaking out over here, man.Copy !req
1109. She saw something on the news,
and she's adamantCopy !req
1110. about getting you over here
as soon as possible.Copy !req
1111. She thinks you're in danger.Copy !req
1112. Why, uh...Copy !req
1113. What'd she see?Copy !req
1114. She saw the news, man,
about the explosion.Copy !req
1115. Look, I think
a few people were killed,Copy !req
1116. and now she's—Copy !req
1117. - Look, dude. It's bad.
- I need to talk to him!Copy !req
1118. - Okay?
- Sienna!Copy !req
1119. Jonathan.Copy !req
1120. Oh! It's happening,
it's happening, okay?Copy !req
1121. You need to let Uncle Greg come,
and get you right now!Copy !req
1122. You're not safe.
You're not safe.Copy !req
1123. Uh, okay, I'll come over.Copy !req
1124. Did you get it?Copy !req
1125. Yeah, I got it.Copy !req
1126. See you soon.Copy !req
1127. Okay.Copy !req
1128. I gave her something
to help her sleep.Copy !req
1129. Good.Copy !req
1130. You were right.Copy !req
1131. We'll talk about it
when I get back.Copy !req
1132. Be careful.Copy !req
1133. Call me if anything.Copy !req
1134. Hey, sweetie.Copy !req
1135. You okay?Copy !req
1136. Where's Sienna?Copy !req
1137. She's sleeping.Copy !req
1138. She's gonna go back
to the hospital, isn't she?Copy !req
1139. I don't know, baby.Copy !req
1140. I don't want her to.Copy !req
1141. But if she's not well,
we gotta do what's best for her.Copy !req
1142. What if she's right?Copy !req
1143. What if the Miles County Clown
is back?Copy !req
1144. He's not, Gabs.Copy !req
1145. You're safe.
Sienna's just scared.Copy !req
1146. Nothing's going to happen
to any of us.Copy !req
1147. Okay? Just get some rest.Copy !req
1148. Jonathan and Daddy
will be back soon.Copy !req
1149. - Okay.
- I love you.Copy !req
1150. Love you too, mom.Copy !req
1151. What's that?Copy !req
1152. I need you to listen to me.Copy !req
1153. No!Copy !req
1154. Cole! No!Copy !req
1155. Mia!Copy !req
1156. Mia!Copy !req
1157. Help! Help us!Copy !req
1158. Please!Copy !req
1159. Oh, Mia, no, Mia!Copy !req
1160. Mia!Copy !req
1161. No!Copy !req
1162. Oh, Mia! No!Copy !req
1163. No! No!Copy !req
1164. Hey, Uncle Greg.Copy !req
1165. Jonathan. I'm here.Copy !req
1166. Where?
I don't see you.Copy !req
1167. I'm parked right
where you told me.Copy !req
1168. I'm in front of your dorm.Copy !req
1169. Jonathan, can you hear me?Copy !req
1170. I'll be...Copy !req
1171. right there.Copy !req
1172. Sisi...Copy !req
1173. wait a minute.Copy !req
1174. I do have something for you.Copy !req
1175. Ta-da!Copy !req
1176. You drew it! I knew you would!Copy !req
1177. Yeah, I just— I didn't think
it was really ready,Copy !req
1178. but, um...Copy !req
1179. you like her?Copy !req
1180. I love her.Copy !req
1181. She's beautiful.Copy !req
1182. Is she an angel?Copy !req
1183. Not just an angel.Copy !req
1184. She's an angel warrior.Copy !req
1185. You see that fire sword?Copy !req
1186. It has special powers.Copy !req
1187. She can defeat any bad guy
with that sword,Copy !req
1188. and it can never hurt her.Copy !req
1189. Wow.Copy !req
1190. Can she defeat Blaster Man?Copy !req
1191. Oh, yeah. Ten Blaster Men.Copy !req
1192. So cool.Copy !req
1193. Well...
now you get to name her.Copy !req
1194. - I can name her?
- Of course you can.Copy !req
1195. It's your character, isn't it?Copy !req
1196. Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
1197. You're very welcome, sweetheart.Copy !req
1198. Dad?Copy !req
1199. Daddy?Copy !req
1200. Daddy!Copy !req
1201. Let go.Copy !req
1202. What's that?Copy !req
1203. Sisi,
I need you to listen to me.Copy !req
1204. Look. Look at me, look at me.Copy !req
1205. I am always with you.Copy !req
1206. We have got
to put a stop to thisCopy !req
1207. before it goes too far, Jess.Copy !req
1208. What do you suggest we do?Copy !req
1209. I think we should call
the doctor immediately.Copy !req
1210. - That's what we should do.
- I'm not doing that.Copy !req
1211. It's obvious she's unstable.Copy !req
1212. - She's just confused.
- Confused my ass. Come on.Copy !req
1213. There's no telling
what she's liable to do.Copy !req
1214. I'm not sending
her back to that placeCopy !req
1215. Listen to me.
She is a danger right now.Copy !req
1216. Not only to herself,
but to us, to our family.Copy !req
1217. We have to think about Gabbie.Copy !req
1218. Keep your voice down.Copy !req
1219. I don't want Sienna to hear us.Copy !req
1220. Oh, I don't give a fuck
if she hears us or not.Copy !req
1221. As a matter of fact,
you know what I thinkCopy !req
1222. we should do to Sienna?Copy !req
1223. I think we should go upstairs
and smother her in her sleep.Copy !req
1224. Then we'd be free.Copy !req
1225. Free from her bullshit.Copy !req
1226. - Free...
- Free.Copy !req
1227. YesCopy !req
1228. Free, free, free, free, free...Copy !req
1229. Free!Copy !req
1230. Crazy lady! Crazy lady!Copy !req
1231. Crazy lady! Crazy lady!Copy !req
1232. Crazy lady! Crazy lady!Copy !req
1233. (SIENNA WHIMPERSCopy !req
1234. Crazy lady!Copy !req
1235. You're a danger to yourself
and everyone elseCopy !req
1236. in this fucking house.Copy !req
1237. Crazy lady!Copy !req
1238. Crazy! Crazy!Copy !req
1239. Gabbie!Copy !req
1240. Cheese, bitch.Copy !req
1241. Cheese.Copy !req
1242. To Mommy. Love, Gabbie.Copy !req
1243. Try it on, Mommy.Copy !req
1244. Aw, it looks good
on you, Mommy.Copy !req
1245. Ha!Copy !req
1246. If you scream, I'm gonna rip
your fucking tongue out.Copy !req
1247. Where's my daughter?Copy !req
1248. Oh, what did you do
to my daughter?Copy !req
1249. I thought you'd never ask.Copy !req
1250. Merry Christmas, Mommy.Copy !req
1251. Hi, Gabbie!Copy !req
1252. No!Copy !req
1253. Hi, Mommy!Copy !req
1254. We love you! We miss you!Copy !req
1255. That's not my daughter!
That's not my daughter!Copy !req
1256. But it is! Can't recognize
your own flesh and blood?Copy !req
1257. I gave you a present,
Mommy.Copy !req
1258. And now I want you
to give me one.Copy !req
1259. Fuck you!Copy !req
1260. Gabbie.Copy !req
1261. No! No! No! No!Copy !req
1262. No! No!Copy !req
1263. I love you, Sienna.Copy !req
1264. Kill them both.Copy !req
1265. Make them suffer.Copy !req
1266. You first.Copy !req
1267. No, no!Copy !req
1268. No, no!Copy !req
1269. Stop!Copy !req
1270. No!Copy !req
1271. Stop!Copy !req
1272. Oh, you're no savior.Copy !req
1273. I'm gonna take
everything you love.Copy !req
1274. Then I'm gonna invade that
pretty pink flesh of yours.Copy !req
1275. And destroy you
from the inside out,Copy !req
1276. just like I did this bitch.Copy !req
1277. But first,
I have a confession to make.Copy !req
1278. That's not Gabbie.Copy !req
1279. Gabbie! Gabbie!Copy !req
1280. Gabbie! Let me go!Copy !req
1281. Gabbie!Copy !req
1282. Mommy!Copy !req
1283. No!Copy !req
1284. No! I don't wanna die!Copy !req
1285. Please, just let her go.Copy !req
1286. You can have me.Copy !req
1287. All right? You can have me.Copy !req
1288. I already have you.Copy !req
1289. Gabby!Copy !req
1290. I'll fucking kill you! Stop!Copy !req
1291. You cruel fuck,
she's just a baby,Copy !req
1292. leave her alone!Copy !req
1293. Stop.Copy !req
1294. Sienna.Copy !req
1295. It's all your fault.Copy !req
1296. I told you that wasn't Gabbie.Copy !req
1297. See you soon. Love you.Copy !req
1298. Jonathan! No, no!Copy !req
1299. No! You fucking bitch! No!Copy !req
1300. That's it! Come on!Copy !req
1301. - Kill me! Kill me!
- No!Copy !req
1302. Everything you love is gone.Copy !req
1303. There is no hope,
there is no God.Copy !req
1304. Just let go!
So you can let me in!Copy !req
1305. Sienna!Copy !req
1306. Sienna! Let her go! Sienna!Copy !req
1307. Sienna!Copy !req
1308. Oh, you are strong, aren't you?Copy !req
1309. Now I know why they chose you.Copy !req
1310. You really love that one,
don't you?Copy !req
1311. She's fighting for you, Gabby.Copy !req
1312. You're all she's got left.Copy !req
1313. And you're the only thing
that's keeping herCopy !req
1314. from letting me in.Copy !req
1315. Gabby! No! No!
Don't fucking touch her!Copy !req
1316. No!Copy !req
1317. I'm sorry you didn't get
to open my present.Copy !req
1318. That's not fair.Copy !req
1319. Which one is yours, sweetie?Copy !req
1320. I said which one?Copy !req
1321. The one at the back
with the angels.Copy !req
1322. The angels, of course.Copy !req
1323. Did you wrap this yourself?Copy !req
1324. Shitty job.Copy !req
1325. Do you want to know
what Gabbie got youCopy !req
1326. for Christmas?Copy !req
1327. Yes.Copy !req
1328. Do you want
to open it yourself?Copy !req
1329. Yes.Copy !req
1330. So do it!Copy !req
1331. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
1332. No!Copy !req
1333. No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
1334. No. Please!Copy !req
1335. Enough!Copy !req
1336. You said you wanted to open it.Copy !req
1337. Please, stop it, stop it!Copy !req
1338. Let her go!Copy !req
1339. Open it!Copy !req
1340. Please!Copy !req
1341. We're waiting.Copy !req
1342. Stop it! Let her go!Copy !req
1343. I hope you like it.Copy !req
1344. Best gift ever.Copy !req
1345. Tell me how this tastes.Copy !req
1346. Oh, Gabs!Copy !req
1347. Oh, God. Oh, God.Copy !req
1348. - How did you know?
- I opened it.Copy !req
1349. I'm a snoop, remember?Copy !req
1350. Yeah.Copy !req
1351. Get down!Copy !req
1352. Gabbie, run!Copy !req
1353. Gabbie!Copy !req
1354. Come on, fucker!Copy !req
1355. Mommy!Copy !req
1356. Mommy.Copy !req
1357. Mom!Copy !req
1358. Please! Please, please, please!Copy !req
1359. Wake up!Copy !req
1360. Sienna!Copy !req
1361. Gabbie!Copy !req
1362. Sienna, I'm slipping!Copy !req
1363. Gabbie!Copy !req
1364. Reach up, Gabbie!Copy !req
1365. - Hold on!
- Sienna, I can't, I can't!Copy !req
1366. - Grab on!
- Sienna, I can't!Copy !req
1367. Yes you can, baby,
reach out! Come on!Copy !req
1368. Grab it!Copy !req
1369. Come on, baby, work with me!
Come on.Copy !req
1370. Reach for it.Copy !req
1371. Oh, God!Copy !req
1372. Hold, baby. Pull up!Copy !req
1373. - Sienna, I'm slipping!
- Oh, God, help!Copy !req
1374. Sienna! I love you.Copy !req
1375. Sienna!Copy !req
1376. Gabbie!Copy !req
1377. Gabbie!Copy !req
1378. Gabbie.Copy !req
1379. I'll find you.Copy !req
1380. Oh, I'm sorry,
are you reading a book?Copy !req
1381. Just tell me
to shut up next time.Copy !req
1382. Oh, no. It's okay.Copy !req
1383. This book is actually
a lot creepierCopy !req
1384. than I anticipated.Copy !req
1385. - Horror?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1386. I don't, uh...Copy !req
1387. I don't get
into all that blood and gore.Copy !req
1388. I'm more of a rom-com guy.Copy !req
1389. Frankenstein.
That's a good movie. A classic.Copy !req
1390. You okay, hon?Copy !req