1. I am Katsumi.Copy !req
2. I am a samurai.Copy !req
3. I am Katsumi.Copy !req
4. I am the samurai.Copy !req
5. There he is.Copy !req
6. Guess what, you stupid Jap?Copy !req
7. You owe us a 100 bucks.Copy !req
8. The drugs you sold us sucked!Copy !req
9. Hey, you better
have it by tonight.Copy !req
10. By tonight!Copy !req
11. Get wracked man,
look into the mirror.Copy !req
12. It's no joke, Jap.Copy !req
13. It's no joke, Jap.Copy !req
14. It's a 100 bucks!Copy !req
15. It's not a joke, Jap.Copy !req
16. You owe us 100 bucks!Copy !req
17. Want it?Copy !req
18. You want it?Copy !req
19. You Jap!Copy !req
20. You're a Jap!Copy !req
21. We want our money today!Copy !req
22. Hi, Katsumi.Copy !req
23. Oh, your hair looks terrible.Copy !req
24. Why don't run a comb through it?Copy !req
25. Comb?Copy !req
26. What's that?Copy !req
27. I got to go.Copy !req
28. - Wait!Copy !req
29. You got a letter today,
from the community college.Copy !req
30. - Ma, I don't want
to go to college.Copy !req
31. It's a load of crap...Copy !req
32. straight out
the donkey's ass.Copy !req
33. - Katsumi!
You watch your mouth.Copy !req
34. Especially in
front of Grandpa.Copy !req
35. Shame, shame.Copy !req
36. Hi, dear.
How was practice?Copy !req
37. I fell down, twice.Copy !req
38. I swear I'll never
learn the routine.Copy !req
39. - Katsumi got into his
dream college today,Copy !req
40. here's the acceptance letter.Copy !req
41. - Big deal!Copy !req
42. I'm sure he's more
interested in screwing thatCopy !req
43. bitch girlfriend of his.Copy !req
44. - Eat me, slut!Copy !req
45. You are queen of the
high school whores!Copy !req
46. - Shut up!Copy !req
47. At least I'm not President of
the National Pusher's Society.Copy !req
48. - Holly, Katsumi, cut it out!Copy !req
49. Why can't you two be
more like your brother, Marvin?Copy !req
50. - Hello?Copy !req
51. Hi,
Holllyy-yy-yy-yyy.Copy !req
52. - Hi, Muff.Copy !req
53. Hey, snot rag!Copy !req
54. me and the girls
have a plaaannnnn.Copy !req
55. It's wicked, and wild.Copy !req
56. It'll destroy our
number one enemy.Copy !req
57. - You mean, Sally?Copy !req
58. - Yeah.Copy !req
59. - So, what's the plan, Muff?Copy !req
60. - Don't you thinkCopy !req
61. it would be sort of funnyCopy !req
62. if the principal
received a letterCopy !req
63. describing Sally's
drug problem, you know?Copy !req
64. - Wow!
A nasty letter, huh?Copy !req
65. - Sure.Copy !req
66. And for it to
be really convincing,Copy !req
67. the letter would
have to be siiiignedCopy !req
68. by one of us.Copy !req
69. - Who is this, "us?"Copy !req
70. - Um... us.Copy !req
71. You know, a fellow
classmate, a fellow cheerleader,Copy !req
72. some... concerned friend,Copy !req
73. a trustworthy citizen,Copy !req
74. somebody with a high
grade-point-average.Copy !req
75. High GPA!Copy !req
76. High GPA!Copy !req
77. High GPA!Copy !req
78. - I don't know if I
like this plan anymore...Copy !req
79. - It's too late.Copy !req
80. The principal got your letter...Copy !req
81. this afternooooo-oo-oo-oo-oo-on!Copy !req
82. - Oh, my God!Copy !req
83. Bye Holly!Copy !req
84. Bye, Holly!Copy !req
85. Bye, Holly!Copy !req
86. Bye, Hol—Copy !req
87. - Holly, I talked to
the lawyer again today, Holly.Copy !req
88. He says that we have
a very strong case, old man.Copy !req
89. Your illness can be linked
to your job at Good MachineCopy !req
90. Chemicals.Copy !req
91. God, that corporation
really messed you up...Copy !req
92. - Hello?Copy !req
93. Hey, boyfriend,Copy !req
94. let me give you the rundown.Copy !req
95. Raul needs $20 worth of speed,
Spencer wants the same amount.Copy !req
96. And some new guy —
Fagtoast, he's called —Copy !req
97. wants about $300
worth of crystal meth.Copy !req
98. - Uh-huh... let's meet at
the mall in 20 minutes,Copy !req
99. and then we'll go
to the Funzone.Copy !req
100. Okay?Copy !req
101. - Okay.Copy !req
102. - Bye, Eightball.Copy !req
103. - Gosh, we were just
talking about you.Copy !req
104. Have a seat, please.Copy !req
105. - Thanks.Copy !req
106. Well, I don't
usually make house calls,Copy !req
107. but, I've got some good news.Copy !req
108. I have stumbled
across some documents.Copy !req
109. These documents link your
father's illness with the job heCopy !req
110. had several years ago.Copy !req
111. According to these records, he
assembled car batteries with noCopy !req
112. protection of any sort.Copy !req
113. No rubber gloves...Copy !req
114. no shields...Copy !req
115. and no safety precautions.Copy !req
116. This is quite dangerous.Copy !req
117. Don't you understand?Copy !req
118. This case could
win us millions, dig?Copy !req
119. - Did you hear that?Copy !req
120. How wonderful!Copy !req
121. - There is one hitch, though.Copy !req
122. As long as he is alive, we don't
really have a financially viableCopy !req
123. case.Copy !req
124. Ma'am, your father must
die before we can begin ourCopy !req
125. profitable... harvest, andCopy !req
126. reap all that...Copy !req
127. sweet... bookage.Copy !req
128. You know?Copy !req
129. Do you have a bathroom?Copy !req
130. - I'll show you to it.Copy !req
131. Here's the bathroom, Mr. Lawyer.Copy !req
132. It's sort of my hideout.Copy !req
133. Do you like it?Copy !req
134. - Oh...Copy !req
135. - Listen, do you
think I'm pretty?Copy !req
136. - Yes... very.Copy !req
137. And also very young...Copy !req
138. - Not that young.Copy !req
139. And I'm not a stupid virgin, if
that's what you're hinting at.Copy !req
140. - So, you've
experienced the joy, and...Copy !req
141. ecstasy of the natural...Copy !req
142. configuration of...Copy !req
143. man and... woman?Copy !req
144. - God, your big words turn me on!Copy !req
145. - My dear Father, I won't let
them get you for any amount ofCopy !req
146. money.
Do you understand?Copy !req
147. As long as I am alive, I will
keep that greedy lawyer awayCopy !req
148. from your body nourishing
IV's and life supporting tubes.Copy !req
149. Oh!
It's medicine time.Copy !req
150. Ladies first...Copy !req
151. You'll get yours
in a little while.Copy !req
152. God, I'd be a fool to
say goodbye to this candy store.Copy !req
153. - Did you like it, sir?Copy !req
154. - Baby, baby...Copy !req
155. You must be Katsumi.Copy !req
156. I see you brought
Eightball along.Copy !req
157. - Hey Faggytoasty,
where's your cash?Copy !req
158. - You'll have to excuse me.Copy !req
159. I just took a very
satisfying dump.Copy !req
160. I don't really do it in
these public places very often,Copy !req
161. but, I mean, who does, right?Copy !req
162. Cut
the poetry, Fagtoast.Copy !req
163. Where's your $300?Copy !req
164. - Oh, I see.Copy !req
165. You want me to
eliminate the verbosity,Copy !req
166. and do all my
talking with my wallet.Copy !req
167. - This freak gives
me the willies.Copy !req
168. Let's leave this pig hole...Copy !req
169. - Not so fast, pig girl.Copy !req
170. - Hi, dear.Copy !req
171. How was work?Copy !req
172. - Bad.Copy !req
173. Really bad...Copy !req
174. Bad.Copy !req
175. - What happened?Copy !req
176. - I got another one
of these damn things.Copy !req
177. Another lousy death threat,
that's three of these this weekCopy !req
178. alone.Copy !req
179. - What does this one say?Copy !req
180. - Well, the usual,
"You're not wanted here.Copy !req
181. You are to blame for
America's problems.Copy !req
182. If you don't quit we're
going to tan your chink hind."Copy !req
183. Jesus, I can't believe
they still think I'm a chink.Copy !req
184. I am not a chink, I'm a jap!Copy !req
185. We're japs.Copy !req
186. Chink is not the same as jap,
there's a big, big difference.Copy !req
187. - Hello?Copy !req
188. - Hey, you...Copy !req
189. stupid...Copy !req
190. lying...Copy !req
191. little hole!Copy !req
192. - Oh, wait Sally,
it wasn't my idea.Copy !req
193. Let me explain—Copy !req
194. - Explain?Copy !req
195. Your dirty letter full
of lies, just got me,Copy !req
196. Sally, booted from the squad.Copy !req
197. I'm gonna kill your ass.Copy !req
198. You dirty mule.Copy !req
199. - Stop waving that toy
around, pork lover.Copy !req
200. - Toy?Copy !req
201. Ha!Copy !req
202. You are mistaken, my okie
dokie, smelly little friend.Copy !req
203. This is no meer cap gun—Copy !req
204. - That's a toy!Copy !req
205. You shot me...Copy !req
206. - That's correct,Copy !req
207. my piggy, piggy,
piggy little friend.Copy !req
208. - Hey, how's the old man today?Copy !req
209. - Oh, he's fine.Copy !req
210. Weren't you good today?Copy !req
211. I don't know why
you bothered to talk to him.Copy !req
212. He's a vegetable.Copy !req
213. - He's my father, show
a little more respect.Copy !req
214. - Please, Sally, I still
want us to be friends.Copy !req
215. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
216. - Oh, we'll see
how sorry you are, HollyCopy !req
217. when I show your
parents the sex video.Copy !req
218. - What sex video?Copy !req
219. - Oh, you know...Copy !req
220. the one you made with
your daddy's video camera...Copy !req
221. showing you, and Rex...Copy !req
222. doing that salami dance.Copy !req
223. - You're lying!Copy !req
224. I know you don't have my video.Copy !req
225. - Think again, loser.Copy !req
226. Maybe I accidentally took
it home with me after lastCopy !req
227. weekend's slumber
party at your place.Copy !req
228. - We got a letter from the
community college today.Copy !req
229. Good news for a change,
they accepted Katsumi.Copy !req
230. - Funny how that
doesn't make me happy.Copy !req
231. Let's face it, our boy Katsumi
is a real blooming freak.Copy !req
232. And that horror matinee
girlfriend of his is a freakCopy !req
233. too.Copy !req
234. It's strange how Marvin turned
out so much better than Katsumi.Copy !req
235. - Yes.Copy !req
236. Marvin is in
his room right now studying.Copy !req
237. And to think, he'll be a man
in uniform at West Point nextCopy !req
238. year...Copy !req
239. Oh, I'm so proudCopy !req
240. - Let's not talk about next year.Copy !req
241. We should be worried about now.Copy !req
242. We have to prepare for
the end, it is near.Copy !req
243. I've already made
my preparations,Copy !req
244. I quit my job today.Copy !req
245. We must be ready.Copy !req
246. - You quit your job?Copy !req
247. - That's correct.Copy !req
248. - What about our
financial situation?Copy !req
249. I mean, with you out of work,
and Holly's cheerleading campCopy !req
250. coming up, and, I mean, I don't
know how we'll be able to makeCopy !req
251. ends meet.Copy !req
252. - Don't worry
about a thing, honey.Copy !req
253. Now things may
seem a bit strange,Copy !req
254. but we have to have faith in
something larger weather theseCopy !req
255. storms.Copy !req
256. We must believe.Copy !req
257. - This sucks.Copy !req
258. What are we going to do?Copy !req
259. - Don't tell my parents.Copy !req
260. This type of thing
freaks them out.Copy !req
261. - Where's that video?Copy !req
262. Hello?Copy !req
263. - I can't wait for
your parents to see you...Copy !req
264. spread eagle,
then being porked by—Copy !req
265. - Why don't you leave me alone?Copy !req
266. - Whoa, slow down, Holly.Copy !req
267. - Wow...Copy !req
268. - Baby, baby...Copy !req
269. I just called to tell you how
much fun I had in your bathroomCopy !req
270. this afternoon.Copy !req
271. Me too, you know.Copy !req
272. - Holly, listen...Copy !req
273. I'm taking a trip to
New York — The Big Apple —Copy !req
274. I wanted
you to come with me tonight.Copy !req
275. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
276. I can't go, my
parents wouldn't let me.Copy !req
277. And besides, I'd
be missing school.Copy !req
278. - I'm sure you could come up with
some cunning lies to cover yourCopy !req
279. tracks.Copy !req
280. - Well, yeah.Copy !req
281. Uh, I'm really good at lying.Copy !req
282. - Good, this trip
you will not regret,Copy !req
283. and will never forget.Copy !req
284. - God, it's late.Copy !req
285. And I haven't even
started dinner yet.Copy !req
286. - Hey, don't sweat it.Copy !req
287. Just order pizza, and
have them deliver it to us.Copy !req
288. - That's a great idea.Copy !req
289. You know, home delivered pizza
always reminds me of the oldCopy !req
290. days, when we
were first married.Copy !req
291. - And when you were
still on the pill.Copy !req
292. - Yeah, when you
weren't impotent.Copy !req
293. Eightball!Copy !req
294. So do you understand
what you're mission is?Copy !req
295. - Yes, you want me to go back
to the Funzone and sell exactlyCopy !req
296. $100 worth of drugs for you.Copy !req
297. - Yeah, and then come right back.Copy !req
298. I don't want you to
blow that cash on speed,Copy !req
299. smack, uppers,
downers, panties...Copy !req
300. - I understand.Copy !req
301. I'm just sort of paranoid
about going back to Funzone.Copy !req
302. That creepy Fagtoast
might be lurking around.Copy !req
303. - Take this with
you for protection.Copy !req
304. Okay?Copy !req
305. Who is it?Copy !req
306. - It's your father.Copy !req
307. Can I come in?Copy !req
308. - Yeah, in a second.Copy !req
309. Come in, Dad.Copy !req
310. I got to go.Copy !req
311. - So, Dad, did you
hear the good news?Copy !req
312. I got into my dream
community college.Copy !req
313. - I heard.Copy !req
314. Listen, I'm really
worried about you.Copy !req
315. - What are you worried about?Copy !req
316. I'm grown up.Copy !req
317. You should be
worried about Holly.Copy !req
318. - Holly is fine.Copy !req
319. She studies hard,
gets good grades,Copy !req
320. socializes with the smart
crowd, and is a cheerleader.Copy !req
321. Yeah...Copy !req
322. but she doesn't have any fun.Copy !req
323. Kazumi, there is
more to life than fun.Copy !req
324. - Hello?Copy !req
325. - Hi, sugar-snatch, snack-a-roo.Copy !req
326. - Oh, hi, Rex!Copy !req
327. What's up?Copy !req
328. Oh,
you know, nothing.Copy !req
329. - Where are you calling from?Copy !req
330. - I'm calling from our phone.Copy !req
331. You know, the one you
lost your virginity in?Copy !req
332. God, the night we popped your
cherry was a night to remember.Copy !req
333. Hubba!Copy !req
334. Ah!
Ah!Copy !req
335. Hey, you know, if you
change the 'R' to an 'S,'Copy !req
336. "Rex" turns into "sex," right?Copy !req
337. Rex, stop it,
you're embarrassing me.Copy !req
338. - Oh, Sugarbear, you are so hot.Copy !req
339. You know, you really
sizzled my wiener last night,Copy !req
340. girly.Copy !req
341. Yeah, it was a
real weiner roast.Copy !req
342. - Holly is a model of chastity,
I know that for a fact.Copy !req
343. Marvin is also a
virtuous teen guy.Copy !req
344. You, on the other hand, are an
embarrassment to this family.Copy !req
345. You are the mutated stain on
the yellow silk of this clan.Copy !req
346. - Rex?Copy !req
347. - What?Copy !req
348. - Well...Copy !req
349. I...Copy !req
350. am still a little bit
worried about "it."Copy !req
351. - What's "it?"Copy !req
352. - You know...Copy !req
353. my monthly visit.Copy !req
354. - God, Rex!Copy !req
355. I'm still waiting for
my little friend...Copy !req
356. to be...Copy !req
357. you know?Copy !req
358. My monthly visit?Copy !req
359. My period, you birdhead!Copy !req
360. I'm still waiting for my period!Copy !req
361. And I hope to God your sperm
hasn't knocked me up with yourCopy !req
362. love child.Copy !req
363. - Hello?Copy !req
364. - Hi, this is Sally.Copy !req
365. - Hi, Sally.Copy !req
366. Do you want me to
get Holly for you?Copy !req
367. - Oh, well, no.Copy !req
368. You see, I'm sort of
trying to organize something.Copy !req
369. It's a surprise, for Holly.Copy !req
370. - Hello, Eightball.Copy !req
371. I'm surprised to see you here
— well, what with the messyCopy !req
372. turn of events
today, and everything.Copy !req
373. - Are you going to
shoot me, Fagtoast?Copy !req
374. Why don't you do it now,
and spare me your windbag,Copy !req
375. fart gas, headache
inducing speech, okay?Copy !req
376. - I don't want to
shoot you, Eightball.Copy !req
377. If you must know, I kind
of like your toughness.Copy !req
378. But, I want to know what
would make you come back here toCopy !req
379. Funzone.Copy !req
380. This place must
surely hold for youCopy !req
381. and your wounded Kazumi
some unpleasant memories.Copy !req
382. What would make
you come back here?Copy !req
383. - Revenge, my dear
Fagtoast, revenge.Copy !req
384. Now, empty your
pockets you worm,Copy !req
385. or I'll fry you.Copy !req
386. - You see, Holly's been with the
cheerleading squad for about aCopy !req
387. year now.Copy !req
388. And part of our tradition
is that on your one yearCopy !req
389. anniversary with us, we
throw you a surprise cakeCopy !req
390. and video party.Copy !req
391. Where we all get to
socialize and pig out,Copy !req
392. and watch the notorious
cheerleader bloopers video tape.Copy !req
393. - You know, it does sound fun.Copy !req
394. - Yeah, well, what
I'd like to ask you,Copy !req
395. though, is can we
hold this at your house?Copy !req
396. Like, later tonight?Copy !req
397. I know it's short notice...Copy !req
398. - Sure, I think it's
a wonderful idea.Copy !req
399. - Wow, faboo!Copy !req
400. Listen, this is a secret party,
so Holly can't know anythingCopy !req
401. about it, okay?Copy !req
402. - How'd it go, Eightball?Copy !req
403. - Fabulous, Kazumi, fabulous.Copy !req
404. Hey, your leg
looks kind of sick.Copy !req
405. Forget my leg.Copy !req
406. Did you get the money?Copy !req
407. - I got you your
money, and I also got us...Copy !req
408. some really groovy drugs.Copy !req
409. - Where'd you get this stuff?Copy !req
410. - At Funzone, from
our friend, Fagtoast.Copy !req
411. - What?Copy !req
412. - I hijacked him, and
get a load of this...Copy !req
413. over $1.000 cash.Copy !req
414. - Hi, Marvin.Copy !req
415. How's my favorite boy doing?Copy !req
416. - Hi, Ma.Copy !req
417. - I hope all your high school
activities are going smoothly.Copy !req
418. Math team,
National Honor Society,Copy !req
419. Science Club,
Student United Nations.Copy !req
420. I can't believe how much you do,
and still manage to bring homeCopy !req
421. those good grades.Copy !req
422. I think maybe you
should relax a little bit.Copy !req
423. I mean, well not neglect
your studies completely,Copy !req
424. or anything stupid
like that, but like, you know.Copy !req
425. Take a day off,
go have some fun,Copy !req
426. go out with a girl,
socialize a little...Copy !req
427. get laid.Copy !req
428. - I had a super day today!Copy !req
429. That nice Mr. Lawyer
came by the house today.Copy !req
430. - Is that right, dumpling?Copy !req
431. - Yeah, he's so nice.Copy !req
432. He said I was cute.Copy !req
433. - Was your mother
around when he said this to you?Copy !req
434. - No.Copy !req
435. - Well, when did
he say this to you?Copy !req
436. - Uh...Copy !req
437. he said all this when the
two of us were in the bathroom.Copy !req
438. - Oh my God.Copy !req
439. Now, Holly...Copy !req
440. I want you
to speak the truth to me, okay?Copy !req
441. What happened in the bathroom?Copy !req
442. Did he touch your buds?Copy !req
443. - Please, Dad!Copy !req
444. The lawyer is such a nice
man, and he smells nice too.Copy !req
445. - Holly, did he finger your buds?Copy !req
446. Answer me, yes or no.Copy !req
447. - Okay...Copy !req
448. Yes...Copy !req
449. - What else did the
lawyer do to you?Copy !req
450. Well...Copy !req
451. - Did he try to get a base hit?Copy !req
452. A double?Copy !req
453. A triple?Copy !req
454. Holly, he did he try to
whack the mighty homerun?Copy !req
455. - How are
you this evening?Copy !req
456. - Oh, I'm fine.Copy !req
457. How about you?Copy !req
458. - Oh, I'm fine.Copy !req
459. Hey...Copy !req
460. I think I saw
you the other day.Copy !req
461. - Where?
At the supermarket?Copy !req
462. - No...Copy !req
463. - The savings and loan, maybe?Copy !req
464. - No...Copy !req
465. I hope you don't get too
sore when you find this out,Copy !req
466. but, my bedroom kind of
looks into your bathroom.Copy !req
467. And sometimes, you know, when
you step out of the shower,Copy !req
468. I can catch a
glimpse — well,Copy !req
469. nothing x rated.Copy !req
470. I swear!Copy !req
471. - I had to pretend to be an
electric pencil sharpener,Copy !req
472. and I had to pretend to sharpen
his pencil as fast as I could.Copy !req
473. - Did you play any other
games with the lawyer?Copy !req
474. - No, just the pencil game.Copy !req
475. He could only do that once.Copy !req
476. Are you mad at me, Dad?Copy !req
477. - No, dear...Copy !req
478. you are my little doll.Copy !req
479. I could never be mad
at you for anything.Copy !req
480. But, in the future, it is very
important for you to think firstCopy !req
481. about your purity, and the
purity of this family's name.Copy !req
482. We may be called upon
very soon to testify,Copy !req
483. in which case it is important
that we all be as pure as theCopy !req
484. driven snow.Copy !req
485. Do you understand?Copy !req
486. - Oh, Dad, I love you.Copy !req
487. - You'll have to
pay me in some way.Copy !req
488. - There's a lot more
where this came from.Copy !req
489. Plus a salad, any toppings
you want — a garlic bread?Copy !req
490. - That sounds like a fair swap.Copy !req
491. But as part of the deal, I also
want you to bring me a pipingCopy !req
492. hot loaf of cheese bread.Copy !req
493. - Okay...Copy !req
494. Bye.Copy !req
495. - I can tell by the way you're
looking at me that you don'tCopy !req
496. approve of the way I
acted around that pizza boy.Copy !req
497. Well, before you
say anything else,Copy !req
498. let me just tell you that I have
my own sexual needs and desiresCopy !req
499. that just aren't being
met by you-know-who.Copy !req
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516. two for teenage rasta runaway,
three for well-muscled skinhead.Copy !req
517. Thank you, have a great session
with your skin head lover.Copy !req
518. Hello?Copy !req
519. - Hello, Holly.Copy !req
520. So you are all packed, right?Copy !req
521. - Oh, my God.
Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
522. - Well, good.Copy !req
523. I can be outside your
house in about 30 minutes.Copy !req
524. - Okay, Tom
Sawyer the lawyer...Copy !req
525. Bye!Copy !req
526. And the score is... Holly, six.Copy !req
527. Rex... zero.Copy !req
528. Yay!Copy !req
529. - How does your leg feel?Copy !req
530. - Sort of messy.Copy !req
531. Hey, let's take some fo those
drugs you stole from Fagtoast.Copy !req
532. - Hm, that sounds suave.Copy !req
533. You know what else we could do?Copy !req
534. - No, what?Copy !req
535. - We could figure out how
we're going to spend this money.Copy !req
536. I need a new image,
new clothes, new hair,Copy !req
537. maybe a new manicure.Copy !req
538. I'm so sick of the
tired way I look.Copy !req
539. - Who is it?Copy !req
540. It's me, Marvin.Copy !req
541. - Come in.Copy !req
542. Hi, Katsumi.Copy !req
543. I was wondering if you
have the vacuum cleaner.Copy !req
544. - Vacuum cleaner...Copy !req
545. Hey Marvin, come here.Copy !req
546. I want to show you something.Copy !req
547. I've been shot.Copy !req
548. - Kazumi, you should
get to a hospital.Copy !req
549. - Confucius say
hospitals, are for pussies.Copy !req
550. - You're insane, you're
going to bleed to death.Copy !req
551. Hey, it's my life...Copy !req
552. live fast, die young.Copy !req
553. - Live, stupid, die dumb.Copy !req
554. - Hey Marvin,
what's wrong with you?Copy !req
555. You seem a little
distracted today.Copy !req
556. - Oh, it's Ma.Copy !req
557. She just won't get off my back.Copy !req
558. One of these days,
I'm going to explode.Copy !req
559. - I have just the
medicine for you.Copy !req
560. This potion is a tonic
for a troubled soul.Copy !req
561. When you're feeling
down, sniff some up,Copy !req
562. you'll restore your
optimism, and your zest...Copy !req
563. that's a promise.Copy !req
564. - Old man, you're so
weak, and pathetic.Copy !req
565. After the apocalypse, we
won't have any more use for you.Copy !req
566. Maybe I should just get
rid of you right now.Copy !req
567. Oh, greater powers give me a
sign if you think I should doCopy !req
568. away with the old man tonight.Copy !req
569. - What happened?Copy !req
570. - That... was a sign.Copy !req
571. - God, I hate
that stupid Rex boy.Copy !req
572. What a creep!Copy !req
573. I wish I had never
met him and his sperm.Copy !req
574. But he has that
fast swimming sperm.Copy !req
575. I read somewhere that those are
the ones you're supposed to stayCopy !req
576. far away from.Copy !req
577. Oh, my God.Copy !req
578. I have to pee.Copy !req
579. I guess my
moment of truth is near.Copy !req
580. - The end is not
near, the end is now.Copy !req
581. Brick through the window,
the death threats at work,Copy !req
582. the final judgment
process is beginning,Copy !req
583. and I am ready.Copy !req
584. - What are you looking for?Copy !req
585. - A bottle.
- Why?Copy !req
586. - To pee into, waxhead.Copy !req
587. That way, I don't
have to leave your room.Copy !req
588. You know how much I hate having
to deal with your creepy family.Copy !req
589. - What's going on here?Copy !req
590. Puke-a-tee.Copy !req
591. Puke-a-tee.Copy !req
592. - Hello, Katsumi, Eightball.Copy !req
593. Surprised?Copy !req
594. - I thought you were the
together teenage boy.Copy !req
595. Now what?Copy !req
596. You decide to get interested
in this weirdo pervert trash?Copy !req
597. This sick business of yours
makes Katsumi look like anCopy !req
598. angel!Copy !req
599. - How did you find our par-tay?Copy !req
600. - Well, after your darling
Eightball mugged me at Fanzone,Copy !req
601. she was careless enough to
let me follow her back hereCopy !req
602. to this cozy hole.Copy !req
603. And I stood outside that window,
and I watched you count myCopy !req
604. money, test drive
each other's bodies,Copy !req
605. and then, last but not
least, sniff up my smack.Copy !req
606. When the entertainment level,
in this room dropped to zero.Copy !req
607. Then I crawled
through the window.Copy !req
608. The pleasure's wrong,
the pleasure must stop.Copy !req
609. The pleasure is wrong,
the pleasure must stop.Copy !req
610. The pleasure is wrong,
the pleasure must stop.Copy !req
611. - We should get you to a
counselor right away.Copy !req
612. Probably too late to
do you any good...Copy !req
613. Marvin, you are not my son,Copy !req
614. you will never
be my son again.Copy !req
615. But, you are the
pervert in the back bedroom.Copy !req
616. - One, two, three,
four, five, six, sevenCopy !req
617. eight, nine, ten.Copy !req
618. - I caught our son
looking at a smut magazine,Copy !req
619. and manhandling himself.Copy !req
620. - Oh, I know all
about Katsumi's habits.Copy !req
621. He can't hide that
masturbation routine from me.Copy !req
622. Well, I've known
about it since he was 14.Copy !req
623. The stained
underpants were the giveaway.Copy !req
624. - I'm not talking
about Katsumi...Copy !req
625. it was Marvin.Copy !req
626. - Well, I wouldn't
get too upset, dear.Copy !req
627. I mean, the way that
boy works and studies,Copy !req
628. it's only natural that he
should let off a little steam byCopy !req
629. fingering his thingy.Copy !req
630. - Listen, the smut magazine he
was looking at while he wasCopy !req
631. yanking it, was one of
those men only magazines.Copy !req
632. - What?Copy !req
633. - Marvin, the pervert
in the back bedroom.Copy !req
634. Is...Copy !req
635. is a...Copy !req
636. I don't know what to call him.Copy !req
637. He's a man lover.Copy !req
638. - I've decided we're
going to play a game,Copy !req
639. and the game we're going
to play is called "Me."Copy !req
640. And this is how it works; I
can do whatever I want to do.Copy !req
641. But the two of you, however,
are not allowed to do anything.Copy !req
642. Oh, there's one more rule.Copy !req
643. If you shout for
help or try to escape,Copy !req
644. I get to shoot you.Copy !req
645. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
646. And what do you want?Copy !req
647. - I want to talk to Katsumi, now.Copy !req
648. - You want to talk to Katsumi?Copy !req
649. Oh, look, Katsumi
has a message for you.Copy !req
650. He says, "Go hang
yourself, you pathetic geek!"Copy !req
651. - They hung up on me!Copy !req
652. - What about our money, man.Copy !req
653. - Tonight, we're going to
have our own Pearl Harbor!Copy !req
654. - Yeah!Copy !req
655. - Dear, let's talk
about this later.Copy !req
656. I don't think Grandpa should
have to listen to anymore thisCopy !req
657. messiness.Copy !req
658. - Will you forget
about him for a second?Copy !req
659. We are in the midst of a
major family spiritual crisis.Copy !req
660. We must purify ourselves,
and we must begin with Marvin.Copy !req
661. - Stop it!Copy !req
662. I don't want to
hear any more of this.Copy !req
663. - I swear you're sick too—Copy !req
664. What am I going to do
with this family of freaks?Copy !req
665. Hi, where's the VCR?Copy !req
666. - You two punks are insipidly
weak and are going to pay forCopy !req
667. being so dumb.Copy !req
668. - You lizard!Copy !req
669. - I'm sick of you Katsumi.Copy !req
670. I'm going to have to shoot you.Copy !req
671. I— I don't get it.Copy !req
672. I didn't shoot...Copy !req
673. - Kazumi is dead.Copy !req
674. How about that?Copy !req
675. - God, Holly is right
about that period thing.Copy !req
676. I might be a father soon...Copy !req
677. I don't know.Copy !req
678. Doesn't scare me...Copy !req
679. I'm all grown up.Copy !req
680. - Hi, so nice to see you again.Copy !req
681. How are you?Copy !req
682. Oh, excuse me.Copy !req
683. You will never be my son again,Copy !req
684. you are the
pervert in back bedroom.Copy !req
685. the pervert in
the back bedroom...Copy !req
686. the pervert in
the back bedroom...Copy !req
687. - One, two,
gonna stick it in you!Copy !req
688. Three, four, babay,
we won't close our doors.Copy !req
689. Five, six—Copy !req
690. - Are you ready?Copy !req
691. - Yeah.Copy !req
692. - 'Cause you're T-I-R-E-D!Copy !req
693. You're tired!Copy !req
694. That's you.Copy !req
695. And the administration, put
crabs in your fish tanksCopy !req
696. Ka-boom!Copy !req
697. Grandpa,
grandpa, dear old man.Copy !req
698. Judgment day is now in hand,
I'll survive to see the dawn.Copy !req
699. But you're not man
enough to come along.Copy !req
700. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
701. - Another innocent man
swept into my ring of fire.Copy !req
702. Another little child about to be
sucked into the wretched worldCopy !req
703. of the Bangkok sex industry.Copy !req
704. In just a few weeks, Holly will
be a brainwashed child pornoCopy !req
705. star with no link to
her suburban past.Copy !req
706. Hey, watch the Beamer!Copy !req
707. I'll sue your ass!Copy !req
708. Shut up, brats!Copy !req
709. Here comes Holly!Copy !req
710. Oh, Holly!Copy !req
711. What are you
doing with that pillow?Copy !req
712. You're so silly.Copy !req
713. Oh, there's Rex.Copy !req
714. - Surprise, Holly!Copy !req
715. I hope your mom is enjoying
your special home movies.Copy !req
716. - Holly— what— Oh, my God!Copy !req
717. Hi, girls.Copy !req
718. - Marvin— Marvin go back to—Copy !req
719. Someone turn off this filth!Copy !req
720. I'm
Marvin, I'm on drugs!Copy !req
721. And I'm the
pervert in the back bedroom!Copy !req
722. - Shut up!Copy !req
723. Shut up!Copy !req
724. I guess I'm gonna
have to shoot you...Copy !req
725. and then it'll all seem like
some kind of lover's suicide.Copy !req
726. Isn't romance touching?Copy !req
727. Where's Katsumi?Copy !req
728. - Hi, Mr. Skinhead.Copy !req
729. You're here to
take me away, right?Copy !req
730. You're here to rescue me!Copy !req
731. Get me out of here, please.Copy !req
732. Get me out of here!Copy !req
733. - Beelzebub's army
has finally arrived.Copy !req
734. Dirty agents of the apocalypse
are trying to get my pureCopy !req
735. family.Copy !req
736. I must decimate those phynx.Copy !req
737. You're lucky, old man.Copy !req
738. You might live to
see the new day,Copy !req
739. you can thank me later.Copy !req
740. Now, I must protect my flock.Copy !req
741. Mr. Skinhead...Copy !req
742. I think I like you.Copy !req
743. - Don't you ever touch Adolf!Copy !req
744. - So, what now, Fagtoast?Copy !req
745. - This is it Eightball.Copy !req
746. Bye- bye.Copy !req
747. - This is it Eightball, bye-bye.Copy !req
748. This is it
Eightball, bye-bye!Copy !req
749. - Ahhhhh!Copy !req
750. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
751. This is too weird.Copy !req
752. Number Eight,
calling mothership.Copy !req
753. Number Eight,
calling mothership.Copy !req
754. Research mission completed.Copy !req
755. Will be returning with
specimen for further analysis.Copy !req
756. - Holly!
Holl—Copy !req
757. Take these flowers.Copy !req
758. I bought them for you.
They'd be perfect—Copy !req
759. Holly!
Marry me!Copy !req
760. I love you!Copy !req
761. Holly!Copy !req
762. Holly?Copy !req
763. - Hiya, Tom Sawyer the lawyer.Copy !req
764. I brought you a gift,
I hope you like roses.Copy !req
765. - Konichiwa.Copy !req
766. That means, "Thank you."Copy !req
767. Let's go.Copy !req