1. Listen up. Sir.Copy !req
2. We're going after
Dr. Baxter Stockman.Copy !req
3. He was TCRI's
lead genetic scientist,Copy !req
4. but he went rogue,Copy !req
5. stole billions of dollars'
worth of researchCopy !req
6. and created an actual mutant.Copy !req
7. He's holed up
in a makeshift lab
of an abandoned building.Copy !req
8. Each of you has been issuedCopy !req
9. a high-powered
antimutant neutralizer.Copy !req
10. Whatever Stockman's made,
this can unmake it.Copy !req
11. Cynthia Utrom herself
will be quarterbacking from HQ.Copy !req
12. Anything to add, Cynthia?Copy !req
13. This mission
is of the utmost importance.Copy !req
14. Failure will be frowned upon.Copy !req
15. Bring me Stockman's mutantCopy !req
16. and whatever he used
to make it.Copy !req
17. You heard her, boys.
Lock and load.Copy !req
18. Yes, sir!Copy !req
19. I've done it, little one.
I've perfected the ooze.Copy !req
20. Are you excited for Daddy?Copy !req
21. My friends at TCRI...Copy !req
22. want to use you as a weapon.Copy !req
23. I couldn't allow that.Copy !req
24. But we're safe now.Copy !req
25. Soon I'll make you
brothers and sisters.Copy !req
26. A real family for both of us.Copy !req
27. I never had a family,
little one.Copy !req
28. Nobody liked me.Copy !req
29. I always felt
a greater connectionCopy !req
30. to the animals
I experimented on
than people.Copy !req
31. With you and your siblings...Copy !req
32. I'm creating a family.Copy !req
33. I think we can finally be happy.Copy !req
34. Move, move!Copy !req
35. Go, go! Spread out!Copy !req
36. Move, move, move!Copy !req
37. Freeze! Don't move! Get visuals.Copy !req
38. Where is the specimen?Copy !req
39. It's not here.Copy !req
40. - Wait, wait, be careful.
- Stay quiet.Copy !req
41. Huh? Over there!Copy !req
42. Cease-fire!
We need them alive!Copy !req
43. Don't move.Copy !req
44. No! No, don't shoot!Copy !req
45. The chemicals are
highly volatile! No!Copy !req
46. - Let's go in.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
47. Cynthia, I'm sorry.Copy !req
48. We lost everything.Copy !req
49. Bring me anything you can find.Copy !req
50. We will replicate
his research,Copy !req
51. no matter how long it takes.Copy !req
52. Baxter Stockman's creations
must live on!Copy !req
53. And with it,
a new form of life itself.Copy !req
54. Master Splinter
has given usCopy !req
55. a very important mission
for tonight.Copy !req
56. The target
is across the street.Copy !req
57. We must use stealth
and cunningCopy !req
58. to infiltrate the human world
and retrieve...Copy !req
59. Go-GURT.Copy !req
60. Go-GURT... Okay, Batman.Copy !req
61. I'm just trying
- to hype you guys up.
- Give me that list.Copy !req
62. What else are we getting?
Four quarts of nonfat milk... Nice.Copy !req
63. ice cream,
fruits and veggies...Copy !req
64. and a party-size bag
- of Cool Ranch Doritos.
- I like cheese puffs.Copy !req
65. He was very specific
about the party size.
He underlined it twice.Copy !req
66. Donnie,
- you're on toiletries.
- Got it.Copy !req
67. Raph, you're stocking
up the pantry.Copy !req
68. Mikey,
- you're on junk food.
- Yessirski.Copy !req
69. And remember— don't let
any human see you.
Because why?Copy !req
70. "Humans are
the demon scum of the earth.Copy !req
71. Avoid them, don't say hi.Copy !req
72. They lust to murder that
which is different from them.Copy !req
73. To interact with them
is to die."Copy !req
74. And hey, I know that's
objectively prejudiced,Copy !req
75. but that's what
Dad taught us.Copy !req
76. - Uh, I think humans seem kind of cool, to be honest. Beyoncé... - We wouldn't have K-pop without humans.Copy !req
77. - without humans.
- Drake. The GOAT of all time.Copy !req
78. I would love to have brunch
with Tom Brady.Copy !req
79. Guy Fieri seems like a fun hang.
And I've always wanted
to go to Flavortown.Copy !req
80. Look, we all think
humans are cool,
but we got a job to do.Copy !req
81. Let's go!Copy !req
82. "Let's go, I'm Leo."I'm the leader."Copy !req
83. You sound like
you have bronchitis.Copy !req
84. Terror strikes the heart
of Manhattan yet again todayCopy !req
85. with another brazen
and deadly heist.Copy !req
86. An industrial-grade
power converterCopy !req
87. was stolen mid-transport.Copy !req
88. Police fear it's connectedCopy !req
89. with a recent string
of other deadly thefts.Copy !req
90. New Yorkers live in fear.Copy !req
91. Parents citywide
are calling for a curfewCopy !req
92. until the criminal is caught.Copy !req
93. But the only lead is
a mysterious mastermindCopy !req
94. known on the streets
as Superfly.Copy !req
95. Not bad.Copy !req
96. Heading home
on a good note.Copy !req
97. Get these groceries back—Whoa, what?Copy !req
98. We've been out for an hour.
Come on, let's stay out.Copy !req
99. Come on. We said we weren't
gonna do this anymore.Copy !req
100. Last week was
Madison Square Garden
to watch the Knicks.Copy !req
101. The week before that
was the Adele concert.Copy !req
102. She hit them notes
- like crazy!
- It was transcending!Copy !req
103. Splinter's gonna catch on.
We're gonna get grounded.Copy !req
104. He's a shut-in.
He doesn't know how long
it takes to do things.Copy !req
105. For all he knows,
it takes us three hours
to get to the bodega.Copy !req
106. We told him we wouldn't
mess around anymore.Copy !req
107. There's an outdoor movie night
in Brooklyn.Copy !req
108. - Yeah. I hope it's a funny one.
- I hope it's violent.Copy !req
109. You need to chill out, Raph.Copy !req
110. Stop moping, Leo. Let's go!Copy !req
111. Fine. Wait up!Copy !req
112. Oh, snap. That vest is a choice.Copy !req
113. I wish I had hair like that.Copy !req
114. I wish
I had hair, period.Copy !req
115. - We did go bald at a young age.
- Is this high school,
like, in real life?Copy !req
116. Yeah, you go to high school,
you can just hijack a parade
whenever you want.Copy !req
117. - Yeah. Can you imagine that?
- Yeah, I'm totally
not jealous at all.Copy !req
118. Do it! Do it!Copy !req
119. Eh. Maybe one day
everyone will love usCopy !req
120. like everyone loves
Ferris Bueller.Copy !req
121. Yeah. Yeah, you know,
maybe one day.Copy !req
122. Let's get home, guys.Copy !req
123. Guys, let's go.Copy !req
124. I love being young
and free to go places!Copy !req
125. Everybody be quiet.You be quiet.Copy !req
126. I'm literally whispering.
I cannot be more quiet.Copy !req
127. I'll make white noises. Mikey, stop.Copy !req
128. - Shh.
- Dude, that makes it louder.Copy !req
129. Boys, where have you been?Copy !req
130. - I've been freaking out!
- We're sorry, Dad. Listen...Copy !req
131. It was this one thing—Copy !req
132. It was this cat, and you know
I'm scared of cats, so...Copy !req
133. Yeah, the cat. Wait a second.Copy !req
134. You said you would go shopping,
then come right back.Copy !req
135. Where were you?Uh...Copy !req
136. The cat was—We're sorry, Splinter.Copy !req
137. The guys wanted to see a movie.
I tried to talk 'em out of it. Leo!Copy !req
138. What? You watch a movie
with the humans? Ugh!Copy !req
139. You ratted us out. Hey.Copy !req
140. Don't use that word that way.Copy !req
141. - I mean, it's 2023.
- Sorry, Dad.Copy !req
142. It wasn't that big a deal!Copy !req
143. We just watched a movie
and came back! We're fine!Copy !req
144. Hmm.Copy !req
145. You forgot, huh?Copy !req
146. You don't remember why human
are disgusting monsters?Copy !req
147. Why they're dangerous?Copy !req
148. Why they're gonna milk us
for our blood?Copy !req
149. We don't even have nipples!Copy !req
150. I'm gonna
- tell the story again.
- I get a year older every time.Copy !req
151. Just for that,
I tell you the long version.Copy !req
152. No, no, no!Copy !req
153. It all started 15 years ago.Copy !req
154. I was young rat in my 20s.Copy !req
155. Look at me! I was so cute.
I was on top of the world.Copy !req
156. No, I was the bottom of
the world. It was terrible!Copy !req
157. Nobody liked me.
I had no friends.Copy !req
158. Raccoons didn't like me.
Dogs don't like me.Copy !req
159. You know who hate me the most?
Humans!Copy !req
160. I had one friend.
He was a cockroach.Copy !req
161. We got along very well.
His name was Kevin.Copy !req
162. And then I ate him.Copy !req
163. One day,Copy !req
164. everything changed.Copy !req
165. You was the first things I metCopy !req
166. that didn't want to kill me
or eat me.Copy !req
167. I couldn't
just leave you there.Copy !req
168. You was covered in this woozeCopy !req
169. that someone dump
in the sewers.Copy !req
170. Whatever this wooze was,Copy !req
171. it transformed us.Copy !req
172. Because I was older,
I became older rat man.Copy !req
173. You guys was babies,Copy !req
174. so you stayed
baby turtle creatures.Copy !req
175. If you think about that,
it couldn't make more sense.Copy !req
176. It was weird,
but we became a family.Copy !req
177. - Whoa!
- Oh!Copy !req
178. You were obsessed
with the human world.Copy !req
179. So I decide to give a shot.Copy !req
180. Wow!Copy !req
181. Wow!Copy !req
182. Oh, I am so sorry.
Excuse me.Copy !req
183. Uh...Copy !req
184. It didn't go well.Copy !req
185. Oh, my God, it's a rat man!Copy !req
186. Rat man?Copy !req
187. Everybody, look! It's a rat man!Copy !req
188. It's not a rat man, it's just
a bad Mickey Mouse costume.Copy !req
189. It's real! I touched it!Copy !req
190. You rat!Copy !req
191. Kill the rat man!Copy !req
192. Boys!Copy !req
193. Mikey!Copy !req
194. - Look, there he is!
- That's not a cat. It's a rat!Copy !req
195. That day I promised
to never let you get hurt,Copy !req
196. ever again.Copy !req
197. I needed to find a wayCopy !req
198. to unlock ancient secrets
of ninjutsu.Copy !req
199. How to turn a body
into a weapon of death.Copy !req
200. And I found it.Copy !req
201. We thought we needed
the human world,Copy !req
202. but we only needed each other.Copy !req
203. That's why I'm so strict,
you know?Copy !req
204. You boys are all I got.Copy !req
205. And you're all I'll ever have.Copy !req
206. - You don't know that.
- I do!Copy !req
207. You know other mutants my age?
It's a really small pool.Copy !req
208. There's no app to meet
other mutant ladies.Copy !req
209. Trust me.
I check every day.Copy !req
210. - Yeah.
- That's true.Copy !req
211. Look, I really don't
want to do this.Copy !req
212. No leave the sewer
for one month.Copy !req
213. Seriously? Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
214. I made up my mind.
That's it. I'm done.Copy !req
215. This sucks!Copy !req
216. - Hey, Raph, come on.
- Shut up, Leo.Copy !req
217. Mikey.Copy !req
218. Was it worth it,
Mr. Leader?Copy !req
219. Hey, guys?Copy !req
220. If we weren't monsters
that were shunned by societyCopy !req
221. and could actually do
what we wanted,Copy !req
222. what would you guys do?Copy !req
223. I mean, if I'm being honest,
I'd just be normal. You know?Copy !req
224. Yeah, like go to high school.Copy !req
225. Maybe get a girlfriend,
go to prom.Copy !req
226. - With your rizz, not likely.
- I just gotta get out
of this sewer, man.Copy !req
227. I like you guys and all,
but I simply cannot
live a happy lifeCopy !req
228. knowing that your faces
are the last things
I'm gonna see before I die.Copy !req
229. Well, uh, guess what, guys?
It's never gonna happen, so,Copy !req
230. let's stop talking about it,
all right?Copy !req
231. All right, focus up.Copy !req
232. The truck containing
the radioactive storage unitCopy !req
233. is one minute out.Copy !req
234. Copy that.Copy !req
235. Let's not
mess this up, guys.Copy !req
236. Superfly doesn't
take kindly to errors.Copy !req
237. Any idea what he's building
with all this weird equipment?Copy !req
238. Who cares? As long as
the check clears, am I right?Copy !req
239. Target's approaching.Copy !req
240. Sixty seconds
till police response.Copy !req
241. Thirty seconds. We got to move.Copy !req
242. Huh?Copy !req
243. Let's not get carried away.Copy !req
244. Hey, hey, hey, everybody,
just keep your cool!Copy !req
245. Cops!Copy !req
246. Guys, there's no way
out of this.Copy !req
247. - What are we gonna do?
- Superfly's gonna kill us!Copy !req
248. In pursuit of suspects.
Moving south on Broadway.Copy !req
249. Whoa, whoa. What?Copy !req
250. Huh?Copy !req
251. Oh, man, what is this place?Copy !req
252. Dear God, is that...
That's— He's—Copy !req
253. You really are...Copy !req
254. Superfly.Copy !req
255. It happened again.
One of our trucks got hit.Copy !req
256. They stole a radioactive
storage unit this time.Copy !req
257. Flying ice cream?Copy !req
258. Another robbery today
in midtown Manhattan.Copy !req
259. New Yorkers were stunned.Copy !req
260. Put tracking devices
on all shipments.Copy !req
261. It's time we met
this Superfly.Copy !req
262. Yeah, lob it up.
Lob it up.Copy !req
263. Stay still. Stay still.Copy !req
264. Now, now, now!Copy !req
265. - That is sick, dude!
- That is awesome!Copy !req
266. Come on, guys,
we just got ungrounded,
all right? Let's go home.Copy !req
267. Leo, can I
- ask you a question?
- What, Raph?Copy !req
268. Is it weird to have your head
so far up Dad's butt?Copy !req
269. Does it smell weird
up there?Copy !req
270. I bet it smells like
cheese and Doritos.Copy !req
271. Ha-ha-ha, guys. Very funny!Copy !req
272. Sorry, we can't hear you.Copy !req
273. Your voice is too muffled
through the cheese.Copy !req
274. Try that
Batman voice again.Copy !req
275. Yo, check this out
in slo-mo.Copy !req
276. That's the coolest thing
- I've ever seen.
- Whoa! Yeah!Copy !req
277. - That's cool.
- Hey, let's try that againCopy !req
278. but with ninja stars.Copy !req
279. Okay,
- eye of the tiger, Raph.
- Focus up, come on.Copy !req
280. - You're good.
- Guys, uh, do I have to be
the one to hold this?Copy !req
281. Yes. Who else
is gonna do it, Mikey?Copy !req
282. Don't worry about it, Mikey.
You're fine. Chill.Copy !req
283. He's gonna die.Copy !req
284. Why did we pick a fruit
shaped exactly like my head?Copy !req
285. Your head looks like Stewie
had a baby with "Hey, Arnold."Copy !req
286. Stop talking! You're
ruining my concentration.Copy !req
287. All right, Raph.Copy !req
288. Three, two...Copy !req
289. Did you hear that?
What was that?Copy !req
290. Hey! You on the roof!Copy !req
291. You just hit me in the head
with a ninja star.Copy !req
292. - What's her deal?
- She's yelling at us a lot.Copy !req
293. I think she's mad that
we hit her with the ninja star.Copy !req
294. Maybe we should go down
and talk to her.
You know, check in on her?Copy !req
295. "Can we go down there?"What's your pickup line?Copy !req
296. No, don't sidebar. Huh?
This is one of the most—Copy !req
297. I think that guy's
helping her.Copy !req
298. Uh, I think
he's stealing her scooter.Copy !req
299. - Hey, lady, behind you!
- We just need to
skip the conversation.Copy !req
300. - No, your scooter!
- You owe me money!Copy !req
301. Hey! What are you doing?
He's getting away.Copy !req
302. We tried to warn her.
Nothing more we can do.Copy !req
303. You guys want
to grab pizza?Copy !req
304. No. She got her scooter stolen,
and it's our fault.Copy !req
305. - We have to fix this.
- Yeah, that sucks, but
do we have to fix this?Copy !req
306. Technically, she was
just in the wrong place
at the wrong time.Copy !req
307. - It's not really our fault.
- I gotta get the scooter backCopy !req
308. to this beautiful
and charming human woman!Copy !req
309. Alpha formation, go!Copy !req
310. Whoa. I think
all of his hormones
just kicked in at once.Copy !req
311. Follow him!Copy !req
312. - Hey!
- Who was that?Copy !req
313. All right, guys.
Guard the exits.Copy !req
314. We're gonna need
the most foolproof plan.Copy !req
315. Every single ninja technique.
I need you to use stealth
to block the doors and—Copy !req
316. Did you say go loud?
Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
317. - Raph! Raph!
- Oh, oh.Copy !req
318. Whoo-hoo! Raph! Raph!Copy !req
319. Whoo.Copy !req
320. That's a lot of guys.Copy !req
321. They look really mean.Copy !req
322. What the heck are those things?Copy !req
323. I think it's those guys
that work in Times Square.Copy !req
324. You know, the mascots?
Yeah, the GEICO geckos.Copy !req
325. They look more like
little Shreks to me.Copy !req
326. This is fine.
We've prepared our
whole lives for this.Copy !req
327. We've never been
in a fight before.Copy !req
328. I don't know if you noticed,
all I've got is a big stick.Copy !req
329. How did I end up
with a big stick?Copy !req
330. Maybe we diffuse this
sitch with laughter.Copy !req
331. You're not funny enough
for that.Copy !req
332. Enough talk! I dream
about fighting every night.Copy !req
333. You've got
- a rage problem, Raph.
- It's not a problem!Copy !req
334. Whoo!Copy !req
335. Rogue sai!Copy !req
336. Oh, my God!Copy !req
337. Oh, my—
I'm gonna be sick.Copy !req
338. - It's still in my leg!
- Mikey, watch out!Copy !req
339. Okay, we're not off
to a great start, guys.Copy !req
340. Maybe they'll see the humanity
in our tragic backstory.Copy !req
341. Murder the Shreks!Copy !req
342. They don't see it.
They don't see it.Copy !req
343. - Think fast, Leo!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
344. - Huh?
- Whoo!Copy !req
345. All right, Raph, you go left,Copy !req
346. I go—Copy !req
347. What the heck?
I said go left!Copy !req
348. I got him!Copy !req
349. Mikey, watch out!Copy !req
350. Too slow! Psych!Copy !req
351. Dang, that's loud.Copy !req
352. Back off! I've got
a big stick!Copy !req
353. Shrek, you want to die?Copy !req
354. What the—Copy !req
355. - Sorry, sorry.
- You'll pay for that!Copy !req
356. Ow! Quit throwing stuff
at me!Copy !req
357. What do we do?Copy !req
358. Save the beautiful
human woman's scooter!Copy !req
359. Uh-oh.Copy !req
360. Eat that, no crumbs!Copy !req
361. Okay, chill out!Copy !req
362. Mikey, watch out!Copy !req
363. He's Tokyo drifting
around us.Copy !req
364. I'm awesome.Copy !req
365. Aw, nice! Yeah, Raph!Copy !req
366. Guys, look around!Copy !req
367. - We did it!
- We did that!
I totally helped.Copy !req
368. Hide, hide, hide.Copy !req
369. Hello,
I'm an unarmed noncombatant
here for her scooter.Copy !req
370. Whoa.Copy !req
371. Y'all got your butts whupped.Copy !req
372. This is really not
how I thought this night
was gonna go.Copy !req
373. Wait.
Where'd you guys go?Copy !req
374. Hey.Copy !req
375. Hey, I see you in there.Copy !req
376. I think she can see us.Copy !req
377. - She can't.
- She totally can!Copy !req
378. I won't make a big deal
about the ninja star.Copy !req
379. You got my scooter back so I
feel like that's square. Um...Copy !req
380. Donnie, you go out first.
You're the most inviting
and friendly.Copy !req
381. I get that you have to huddle,Copy !req
382. but the longer you lurk
in the shadows,Copy !req
383. like, the more sus it gets
every second.Copy !req
384. She said we're sus!
That's not good.You know? Yeah.Copy !req
385. And now it's, like,
doubly sus to be whispering
about how sus...Copy !req
386. - Hey.
- Wassup?Copy !req
387. Hey.Copy !req
388. Oh, you're crime-fighters
with turtle costumes.Copy !req
389. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest.
I don't think all
the good animals are taken.Copy !req
390. Sharks. Uh, there's
wolves up for grabs.Copy !req
391. Wow, the costumes
are really crazy.Copy !req
392. These eyes are wet
like real eyeballs.Copy !req
393. How do you get this
on and off?Copy !req
394. - That's your skin!
- She touched—
That's my skin.Copy !req
395. What are you?
What could you be?Copy !req
396. Can we explain this
over some pizza?Copy !req
397. How you guys feel
about pepperoni?Copy !req
398. - She's down for pizza?
- I didn't think it
would get this far.Copy !req
399. So, there's this rat... Long ago,
in New York City...Copy !req
400. my brothers and I... we were
a bunch of turtles...Copy !req
401. This is— I don't know
where we came from... our dad again—Copy !req
402. Stop. Stop. Stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop!Copy !req
403. Okay, you were
real baby turtlesCopy !req
404. who made contact
with mystery ooze,Copy !req
405. and therefore started to ageCopy !req
406. from mutant baby turtles
to mutant-turtle-men-guys?Copy !req
407. Uh, turtle boys, actually.Copy !req
408. I would say teens.
- I would say cool teens.
- Yeah, we're cool.Copy !req
409. Teenagers! Amazing. Insane.
All right, well, tell me more.Copy !req
410. Obviously, I want to know
everything about you.Copy !req
411. Like, is there more of you?Copy !req
412. Nope, just us.Copy !req
413. "They are alone
in the world."Copy !req
414. And nobody's ever
asked you about thisCopy !req
415. or talked to you about this?Copy !req
416. - I know, right?
- No, not really.Copy !req
417. Sometimes we pretend to be on
Wendy Williams, but that's it.Copy !req
418. Why you writing
all this down?Copy !req
419. Oh. I'm a journalist.
Well, I want to be a journalist.Copy !req
420. I write for my school paper.Copy !req
421. Really?Copy !req
422. I assumed you'd want
to be on camera,Copy !req
423. 'cause you have
a very camera-ready look.Copy !req
424. Nope. No.
- Never on camera.
- Okay.Copy !req
425. I'm down here researching
this story on Superfly
and his string of super crimes.Copy !req
426. The police have been talking
about implementing this curfew
if they don't find him soon.Copy !req
427. It spooked the parents,
and they canceled prom.Copy !req
428. I'm trying to help
bring him to justiceCopy !req
429. so everyone can chill out
or whatever.Copy !req
430. But this!
Turtle mutant karate teens.Copy !req
431. I mean,
this is a pretty good story.Copy !req
432. Look, I don't know
if we should.Copy !req
433. Why not? This is gold!
This is so good!Copy !req
434. We were taught that humans
would try to destroy usCopy !req
435. if they ever found out
we ever existed.Copy !req
436. You know, kill us,
or put us in a lab and milk us.Copy !req
437. I wouldn't milk you.
You don't even have nipples.Copy !req
438. Look, human woman,
I got a question.Copy !req
439. So just be straight with me.Copy !req
440. Do you think there are
more people like you?Copy !req
441. You know, people
who will accept us?Copy !req
442. No. No, absolutely not.Copy !req
443. Um, genuinely, no.
There's no way.Copy !req
444. - I knew it!
- It's confirmed.
We're doomed.Copy !req
445. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
446. If I'm being honest...Copy !req
447. I mean, the reason I'm not
scared of you is, you know,
you guys helped me out.Copy !req
448. And if you hadn't,Copy !req
449. and I had just, like,
stumbled across you,Copy !req
450. yeah, I'd be very scared.Copy !req
451. I'd be really, um,
freaked out and disgusted.Copy !req
452. Sorry, my mom is texting.Copy !req
453. Dad is texting us!
He's freaking out a bit.Copy !req
454. Well, at least
all parents are the same.Copy !req
455. - A hundred percent.
- Yeah, for sure.Copy !req
456. Our dad is definitely not
a giant rat.Copy !req
457. That makes me feel
like he's a rat.Copy !req
458. Well, I'll AirDrop you
my contact,Copy !req
459. and if you ever feel likeCopy !req
460. you want to come out
into the world or whatever,Copy !req
461. just let me know.Copy !req
462. I would love to write
a story about it, seriously.Copy !req
463. Good night.Copy !req
464. She seemed cool.Copy !req
465. - Here he goes again.
- Every girl, man.Copy !req
466. - That's your type?
- Give me that contact.Copy !req
467. Give me that contact! Please.
Give me the phone!Copy !req
468. It was sick!Copy !req
469. I mean, you guys saw it.
I was, like, wow!Copy !req
470. I want more, guys.Copy !req
471. I got the taste of life,
and I don't want to
wash it out of my mouth.Copy !req
472. I want it to linger
on my tongue,
swish around my throat and—Copy !req
473. You're really driving
this metaphor into the ground.Copy !req
474. But he's right.
I mean, it was too good
to give up on.Copy !req
475. You guys heard April
and the words that came outCopy !req
476. of her incredibly formed
and beautiful mouth.Copy !req
477. The only reason she liked us
was because we saved her.
She saw us as heroes.Copy !req
478. So, what if everyone
saw us as heroes? What do you mean?Copy !req
479. I mean, look!Copy !req
480. We use our ninja skills
to take out Superfly.Copy !req
481. We'll drag him up to City Hall,Copy !req
482. dump him on the steps
for the cops and say,Copy !req
483. "We're the heroes
who stopped Superfly!Copy !req
484. Yeah, we look
a little different,
but we're on your side."Copy !req
485. Everyone will be like,Copy !req
486. "Hey, those "toitles'
are all right.Copy !req
487. I'm a cabbie from the Bronx."Copy !req
488. Then everyone in the city
will think we're cool.Copy !req
489. They'll accept us.Copy !req
490. "Sign my baby!"Copy !req
491. And then,
once the overall fanfare
has settled down,Copy !req
492. we'll enroll in high school,
where we'll be normal—Copy !req
493. if not slightly more popular
than average— students.Copy !req
494. Okay,
I'm following this.Copy !req
495. It's like Hulk
in Avengers: Endgame.Copy !req
496. Sure, he's a giant,
terrifying green monster,Copy !req
497. but everyone knows
he saved them,Copy !req
498. so they're taking selfies
with him in a diner.Copy !req
499. You know Mark Ruffalo
mostly improvised that scene?Copy !req
500. I know.
- He's good on his feet.
- Nobody cares about that, okay?Copy !req
501. This is a great plan.Copy !req
502. If this works,
I won't have to hang
with you losersCopy !req
503. for the rest of my life.Copy !req
504. - Yeah.
- Yeah! That's very true.Copy !req
505. Uh, what about Dad, though?Copy !req
506. I mean, he doesn't really
need to know about it.Copy !req
507. Right?Copy !req
508. Look, if we're gonna do this,
we'll have to get April's help.Copy !req
509. Sounds like she's been doing
tons of research on Superfly.Copy !req
510. She probably has
some good leads.Copy !req
511. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
512. - So you're in?
- Yeah, I'm in.Copy !req
513. Let's go!
We did it, Mikey!Copy !req
514. Hello? Turtle— Fellas.Copy !req
515. Uh, hey.
Is that you guys for real?Copy !req
516. Hi...Copy !req
517. April. Yes, it's...
Leo!Copy !req
518. You know, we were talking... Yeah?Copy !req
519. and we have a proposal. Okay.Copy !req
520. You help us find Superfly,Copy !req
521. we bring him to justice,
you document it all,Copy !req
522. and when we got him,
you release the story,
your prom is uncanceled,Copy !req
523. and we get accepted
by the world as heroes.Copy !req
524. Wow. Yes. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
525. Okay.
Sure. I mean...Copy !req
526. if I'm being honest,Copy !req
527. I totally stopped
thinking about this.Copy !req
528. I had a lot of things to do.Copy !req
529. By the way,
do you guys have ears?Copy !req
530. Just say yes,
- just say yes.
- I think so?Copy !req
531. They think they have ears.Copy !req
532. Okay, perfect. Yes.Copy !req
533. Um, how about we meet tonight,
8:00 p.m., Eastman High.Copy !req
534. Everyone will be gone,
and I've got all my research
in the school darkroom.Copy !req
535. Cool. Cool.
So, uh, it's a date.Copy !req
536. Wait, what?Copy !req
537. No, no, just hang up.
Just hang up.Copy !req
538. You know what?Copy !req
539. It's like bad service
or something.
I'll see you tonight!Copy !req
540. Who's got no rizz now?Copy !req
541. Sorry, Dad.
Have to leave now.Copy !req
542. Heading out!
- Love you so much. Love you.
- Goodbye. Kisses!Copy !req
543. What are they up to?Copy !req
544. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
545. Hey! Hey.Copy !req
546. You actually made it.
That seemed very dangerous.Copy !req
547. Oh, that?
Ha! Not at all.Copy !req
548. I mean, we eat danger
for breakfast.Copy !req
549. Actually, I eat pizza
with bits of waffles on it.Copy !req
550. It's better than it sounds.Copy !req
551. It actually sounds
delicious, honestly.Copy !req
552. Okay, well,
uh, come on in.Copy !req
553. Really? We can
just go in there?Copy !req
554. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
555. Welcome to Eastman High.Copy !req
556. Wow.Copy !req
557. It's very strange.Copy !req
558. I feel you guys
actually want to
go to high school.Copy !req
559. Yeah, we do.
We very much do.Copy !req
560. Why? Don't you
love high school?Copy !req
561. Oh, yeah, I mean,Copy !req
562. as a very popular
and well-liked person,Copy !req
563. I love high school, yeah.Copy !req
564. But don't worry about me.Copy !req
565. Is this living up
to your dreams?Copy !req
566. No.Copy !req
567. It's even better!
Attack on Titan?Copy !req
568. Whoever's locker this is
likes anime.Copy !req
569. I don't even
know this person,Copy !req
570. and they get me more
than anyone ever has!Copy !req
571. Guys, look!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Improv team tryouts!Copy !req
572. I've got to sign up.
This is amazing!Copy !req
573. Mikey, what are you—
- We don't even go here.
- Yet.Copy !req
574. The tryouts aren't
for two weeks.Copy !req
575. We could be enrolled by then.Copy !req
576. They need a last name.Copy !req
577. Wait, what's our last name?Copy !req
578. I've never thought
about that, actually.Copy !req
579. - Do we not have last names?
- Who are we?Copy !req
580. It's okay.
I'll just break it up.Copy !req
581. Michael Angelo.Copy !req
582. Hey, I'm Michael Angelo.Copy !req
583. Perfecto.Copy !req
584. That makes you Leo Nardo!Copy !req
585. Nardo!Copy !req
586. - Hey, Nardo.
- Nardo.Copy !req
587. It could be Leon Ardo.
That's a cool name.Copy !req
588. Guys, lay off Nardo.Copy !req
589. He's sensitive.Copy !req
590. - She called him Nardo too.
- Nardo!Copy !req
591. Nardo!Copy !req
592. Hey, well, at least
I'm not "Puke Girl."Copy !req
593. That is a bad nickname!Copy !req
594. We don't know
if that says "Puke Girl."Copy !req
595. It could be "Poke Girl."
Maybe this girl just likes tuna.Copy !req
596. Oh, my God.
Are you Puke Girl?Copy !req
597. - She's Puke Girl!
- That does not say "poke."Copy !req
598. All right! Stop.
Listen.Copy !req
599. I told you,
ever since I was young,Copy !req
600. I wanted to be a journalist,
and so,Copy !req
601. I thought I could read
the morning announcements,Copy !req
602. and, you know, well,Copy !req
603. it didn't go so well.Copy !req
604. I don't know. Maybe the cameras
and the attention got to me,Copy !req
605. and the anxiety made me feel
like I was gonna explode,Copy !req
606. and so, well...Copy !req
607. You didn't.Copy !req
608. I did.Copy !req
609. Oh, God.Copy !req
610. I went viral.Copy !req
611. I was remixed.Copy !req
612. Memed.Copy !req
613. The sound even
trended on TikTok.Copy !req
614. I thought if I use the paper
to find SuperflyCopy !req
615. and get prom uncanceled,Copy !req
616. I can remain firmly
off camera,Copy !req
617. but also maybe be known for
something cool instead of—Copy !req
618. What? Being Puke Girl? Hmm?Copy !req
619. You don't want that anymore?
No?Copy !req
620. Great. Laugh. Whatever.Copy !req
621. But maybe you're not
the only onesCopy !req
622. who want to be heroes
so people like them, okay?Copy !req
623. Can we go?Copy !req
624. All right, here's what I got.Copy !req
625. Yes, yes,
it's incredibly impressive.
Okay, listen.Copy !req
626. Superfly seems to be
building something.Copy !req
627. I mean, we're talking
Gru/Megamind-type stuff.Copy !req
628. He's knocking off insanely
highly technical shipments.Copy !req
629. State of the art.
Incredibly expensive.Copy !req
630. And he pays off thugs
to do his dirty workCopy !req
631. so he can stay
completely under the radar.Copy !req
632. - Nobody's ever seen his face.
- Why?Copy !req
633. Because he kills
everyone who does.Copy !req
634. - Whoa!
- Cool.Copy !req
635. No, not cool.Copy !req
636. So how are we
gonna find him?Copy !req
637. You know the ice cream truck
heist last week, right?Copy !req
638. They stole
a radioactive storage unit.Copy !req
639. And look.
I found this at the chop shop
where they took my scooter.Copy !req
640. They must be doing business
with Superfly.Copy !req
641. That chop shop is run by
these guys and their crew.Copy !req
642. Short Sharon, Bald Bronson,
Toupee Tom and Normal Nate.Copy !req
643. They are the ones who
can lead us to Superfly.Copy !req
644. That's a lot of leads.Copy !req
645. And a lot of
terrible nicknames.Copy !req
646. - Still better than Nardo.
- We agreed on Leon Ardo.Copy !req
647. Let's start chasing them down.Copy !req
648. Normal Nate deals with that!Copy !req
649. I'm just a legitimate
mattress salesman.Copy !req
650. You want Short Sharon.Copy !req
651. I don't talk to stupid turtles!Copy !req
652. You're looking for Toupee Tom!Copy !req
653. Hey, I don't talk,
but if I did talk,Copy !req
654. I'd tell you
it was Bad Bernie
you were looking for.Copy !req
655. - But you didn't hear it from me.
- Where's Bad Bernie?Copy !req
656. Okay, I'll talk.Copy !req
657. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
658. My guys stole
this radioactive storage unit,Copy !req
659. but Superfly, he kills them.Copy !req
660. Then he calls me and says
I gotta get him another thing—Copy !req
661. an "assimilator."Copy !req
662. And if I don't do it,
he's gonna kill me too.Copy !req
663. So last night we got one.Copy !req
664. The deal with Superfly
is tonight,Copy !req
665. under the bridge.Copy !req
666. We give him his unit,Copy !req
667. and he leaves us alone.Copy !req
668. Good. You did good.Copy !req
669. Dude! He talked!Copy !req
670. That was so exhilarating!Copy !req
671. The adrenaline pumping
in my veins is crazy!Copy !req
672. Superfly is making a deal
with Bad Bernie's guys tonight,Copy !req
673. in an hour,
under the Brooklyn Bridge.Copy !req
674. We show up in Bernie's van
with the goods, and boom!Copy !req
675. Superfly is caught in our web.Copy !req
676. Did you get that, April?
Did you film that?Copy !req
677. Sorry, am I supposed to film
all the stuff you do?Copy !req
678. - 'Cause a lot of it's dumb.
- Yes.Copy !req
679. I'll do the talking.Copy !req
680. Hey, I'm a gangster.Copy !req
681. I got my puffer and my Tims.Copy !req
682. I need my bacon,
egg and cheese too.Copy !req
683. You got the goods,
Superfly?Copy !req
684. Bacon, egg and cheese.Copy !req
685. Let me get that
bacon, egg and cheese.Copy !req
686. And let me get
that Arizona Iced Tea.Copy !req
687. With a bev? With a bev?
Yerd!Copy !req
688. We outside. We outside.Copy !req
689. - Outside. You heard.
- Yerd! Yerd! Yerd!Copy !req
690. Bronx. Bronx. Yerd!Copy !req
691. Yeah, I don't think this
is gonna help people like you.Copy !req
692. Just being honest.Copy !req
693. Let me get a bacon,
- egg and cheese.
- Bronx. Bronx.Copy !req
694. Uh-oh, text from Dad.Copy !req
695. What do you think is wrong?Copy !req
696. I bet that cat is back.
He freaks out every time.Copy !req
697. He probably just can't
get the Roku working.Copy !req
698. Hopefully it's quick
and we can just meet up
with Superfly.Copy !req
699. All right, April,
we live just up there,Copy !req
700. but our dad,
he doesn't really
like humans.Copy !req
701. Rude.Copy !req
702. I mean, to be fair,
I don't love rats.Copy !req
703. - And that's totally fair.
- Understandable.Copy !req
704. But just wait here, okay?
We'll be back in a few.Copy !req
705. And there's a cockroach
surfing on a turd.Copy !req
706. Awesome. Good.Copy !req
707. Love that
I'm looking at that.Copy !req
708. Surprise!Copy !req
709. Dad, you really can't keep
scaring us like that.Copy !req
710. Welcome home!Copy !req
711. - Why are there balloons?
- Dad, what are you doing?Copy !req
712. Look, I am not stupid.
I know something's up.Copy !req
713. - You do?
- I do. You're done
with the sewers.Copy !req
714. You want to be
in the human world.Copy !req
715. I went through your stuff
and I found your human clothes.Copy !req
716. What the heck is that?Copy !req
717. - Those aren't ours.
- How did that even
get in our stuff?Copy !req
718. Boys, it's okay.Copy !req
719. I think I maybe found a way
to make you happy.Copy !req
720. I brought the human world
to you. Look!Copy !req
721. Human friends.
"Hello, I'm a human."Copy !req
722. Say hi to Chris.Copy !req
723. "I'm Chris Pine.
Look at my eyebrows.Copy !req
724. I'm the best Chris."
Amazing, right?Copy !req
725. That is what we love.Copy !req
726. And watch. I'm a waiter.Copy !req
727. The full
human restaurant experience.Copy !req
728. Sit down.
Let me take your order.Copy !req
729. It could be anything.
But it has to be pizza.Copy !req
730. Uh, pizza, right.Copy !req
731. Uh, look, Dad,
we appreciate it,Copy !req
732. but we still got
more errands to run.Copy !req
733. What's going on?
What are you doing up there?Copy !req
734. Don't lie. Tell me.
Are you in trouble?Copy !req
735. Is something wrong?Copy !req
736. Is someone trying to milk you?Copy !req
737. - No, ew.
- It's never milking!Copy !req
738. Why do you always jump
straight to milking?Copy !req
739. Do you need help?
Anything you need, I'm here.Copy !req
740. - No!
- No. No, no, no.
Dad, look.Copy !req
741. We're just running errands—Copy !req
742. shopping, getting the stuff
we need to live down here.Copy !req
743. Really? That's it?Copy !req
744. Yeah,
- that is literally it.
- Mm-hmm. Nothing else.Copy !req
745. All right, well, hey.
Thanks for the surprise party.Copy !req
746. Yup. Appreciate it, Dad.
We will be leaving.Copy !req
747. Goodbye.Copy !req
748. Wow, you're actually
a good driver, Donnie.Copy !req
749. Huh. Countless hours
on Forza HorizonCopy !req
750. finally paid off. Hey, guys.Copy !req
751. Oh, hello?
April, you— Uh, you there? Yeah, I got you.Copy !req
752. Now, just know,
this footage is going to be
the definitive imageryCopy !req
753. of your entire existences,Copy !req
754. so, um, like,
don't make it lame or anything.Copy !req
755. We're not the ones
who puke on camera.Copy !req
756. We'd have to try
really hard to do that.Copy !req
757. Hey, shut up, shut up.
Look, here he comes.Copy !req
758. - Look at those cars!
- Bro,
he's got cool Tims.Copy !req
759. He's got some swagger.
This guy is super fly.Copy !req
760. I mean,
look at those rims, bro!Copy !req
761. All right,
there's two cars
and a motorcycle.Copy !req
762. That's like ten dudes, tops.Copy !req
763. Oh, man.
They're gonna be so scaredCopy !req
764. when they see
they're about to roll up on
a bunch of mutants!Copy !req
765. Oh, my God.
I'm gonna win a Daytime Emmy.Copy !req
766. What do we do, Leo?Copy !req
767. You're the leader.
You should know.Copy !req
768. - Alpha formation?
- You don't even know
what Alpha formation is!Copy !req
769. What is that?Copy !req
770. Yo, come on, y'all.
Let's get the goods.Copy !req
771. Yo!Copy !req
772. What?Copy !req
773. What the— Y'all some
little tortoises, huh?Copy !req
774. Damn! Look at you.Copy !req
775. Y'all adorable, man.Copy !req
776. Bad Bernie got some turtles
on the payroll.Copy !req
777. No. We don't work
for Bernie.Copy !req
778. We're here to find you.Copy !req
779. I can't believe
there are other mutants!Copy !req
780. Like us!Copy !req
781. This is wild!
I mean, this is crazy-like.Copy !req
782. Let me guess.Copy !req
783. Fifteen years ago, right,Copy !req
784. some sludge
was dumped in a sewer,Copy !req
785. and y'all came from that.Copy !req
786. We prefer the term "ooze,"
but yeah.Copy !req
787. It's like more—
It's just nicer sounding.Copy !req
788. It rolls off
the tongue better.Copy !req
789. Ooze, ooze...Copy !req
790. It's nice, right?
It's ooze.Copy !req
791. Damn! Ooze.Copy !req
792. I like that.
I like "ooze."Copy !req
793. So, look, that same ooze
made me, okay?Copy !req
794. My dad, Baxter Stockman,Copy !req
795. he's the one
who dumped the ooze
down the drain, baby.Copy !req
796. So technically, we cousins.Copy !req
797. We're related.
We're cousins! What up, cuz?Copy !req
798. Cuzzo, what's up?
That's awesome! Cuzzo!Copy !req
799. I've always wanted a cousin.Copy !req
800. Well, look at you now.
You got a bunch.Copy !req
801. I'm so sorry.
I didn't introduce my peeps.Copy !req
802. This is Bebop
and that's Rocksteady.Copy !req
803. - What you looking at, punks?
- Yeah,
what you looking at?Copy !req
804. Right here we got Wingnut.Copy !req
805. Hi. Wing-wave.Copy !req
806. We got Ray Fillet.Copy !req
807. Stop singing, fool.
Just say your name normal.Copy !req
808. Uh, Ray Fillet.Copy !req
809. This is Leatherhead.Copy !req
810. Ah! G'day, fellas.Copy !req
811. Genghis Frog.Copy !req
812. Goochie,
- goochie, goochie.
- Look at the little jacket.Copy !req
813. Peekaboo.
Peekaboo. Peekaboo.Copy !req
814. Don't patronize me.Copy !req
815. We working on that name.
Your name is wack, man!Copy !req
816. And that's Scumbug.
She only speaks Vermin.Copy !req
817. And that's Mondo Gecko.Copy !req
818. Hey, what's up, bros?Copy !req
819. - I'm a hugger. Get in here.
- A little too tight.Copy !req
820. - Get in.
- That one seems cool.Copy !req
821. I like his vibe.Copy !req
822. - I like your vibe.
- I like your vibe.Copy !req
823. - I like your vibe.
- I like your vibe.Copy !req
824. Digging your vibe.I like your vibe!Copy !req
825. Mondo,
quit hugging everybody!Copy !req
826. Remember why we're here.
The story.Copy !req
827. We know you're building
some sort of super weapon.Copy !req
828. Weapon? I'm building
the opposite of a weapon.Copy !req
829. Weapons kill.Copy !req
830. What I'm making will create.Copy !req
831. - Okay. I'm leaning in.
- What are you building?Copy !req
832. If we gonna chat,
let's go somewhere fun.Copy !req
833. Cowabunga, "bro-sin"!
I just made that up.Copy !req
834. Eh!
Watch that stinger.Copy !req
835. Okay, Fillet.Copy !req
836. I never met anyone else
as angry as me.Copy !req
837. What's not to
- be angry about?
- I hate everything!Copy !req
838. Man, you guys get it!Copy !req
839. - That was awesome!
- That was good.Copy !req
840. Dang, you guys are good.Copy !req
841. Yeah, right?
It's pretty much all we do.Copy !req
842. - Out of quarters.
- Don't worry.
I got you, mates.Copy !req
843. This is amazing.Copy !req
844. Get in there. Get the scrum.Copy !req
845. Check it, check it.Copy !req
846. Yo, check this.Copy !req
847. That was a juicy one!Copy !req
848. Hey, guys.
What's going on in there?Copy !req
849. Still not sure,
if I'm being honest.Copy !req
850. Okay, well,
ask him more questions!Copy !req
851. Figure out what the hell's
going on with this dude.Copy !req
852. So, um, maybe you
could finish explainingCopy !req
853. like exactly
where you came fromCopy !req
854. and what you want and stuff?Copy !req
855. What do I want? Oh, easy.Copy !req
856. Acceptance.Copy !req
857. No way, man!
- We want that too.
- Yeah, like us.Copy !req
858. Let me go back to the start.Copy !req
859. My earliest memory in the worldCopy !req
860. is my dad telling me
that he never was accepted.Copy !req
861. He just wanted a family, man.
That's why he created us.Copy !req
862. But then, that's when
the people he worked forCopy !req
863. sent the ops through.Copy !req
864. They took it from him.Copy !req
865. I rescued my little
baby brother and sister.Copy !req
866. And since I was the oldest,
I had to raise them.Copy !req
867. He did a great job.
We're very well-adjusted.Copy !req
868. Anyway,
we thought, these humans,Copy !req
869. yeah, they murdered our dad,Copy !req
870. but maybe they just
ain't all bad, you know?Copy !req
871. We went out. We hit the town.Copy !req
872. And it didn't go well.Copy !req
873. Especially this one dude.Copy !req
874. He wouldn't stop chasing us.
He wanted to kill us!Copy !req
875. Oh, my God.
That's what happened to us.Copy !req
876. That's why our dad
made us live in the sewer
our whole lives.Copy !req
877. Not me. That sounds
like a punk choice.Copy !req
878. You know what I did?
I beat that fool down!Copy !req
879. I touched that chin,
mollywhopped him.Copy !req
880. Whop, whop to
a inch of his life. Bop!Copy !req
881. And then I knew what to do.Copy !req
882. I decided
to kill all the humansCopy !req
883. and let the mutants
rule the Earth.Copy !req
884. That— That's a take.Copy !req
885. I inherited my dad's mind
for science and I thought,Copy !req
886. "What if I built a machine
to enact my plan?"Copy !req
887. I've been stealing
all the parts that I need,Copy !req
888. and now I'm ready.Copy !req
889. I'm gonna use
a little of my bloodCopy !req
890. to create
a weaponized version
of the ooze.Copy !req
891. Then we gonna launch it
into the atmosphereCopy !req
892. and watch it vaporize.Copy !req
893. Here's the kicker:Copy !req
894. Every animal on EarthCopy !req
895. will be transformed
into a mutant.Copy !req
896. Every fly, flea, tick,
snake, fish and whale.Copy !req
897. Everything!Copy !req
898. And we become
the dominant species on Earth.Copy !req
899. That's bad.
That's very bad... for me.Copy !req
900. What happens to humans
in this plan of yours?Copy !req
901. Nothing good.Copy !req
902. We wish
there was another way
to feel safe and happy,Copy !req
903. but peoples,
they got to go!Copy !req
904. A bunch of them
gonna be eaten, enslaved,Copy !req
905. turned into fuel of some sort.Copy !req
906. Maybe they'll become
a form of entertainment...Copy !req
907. you know what I mean?Copy !req
908. You know how they used
to have dog showsCopy !req
909. and they had horse races?Copy !req
910. Maybe we'll have redhead shows,
fat booty boy races.Copy !req
911. Baby tossing.
Something like that.Copy !req
912. I'll think of something stupid.Copy !req
913. Wow, that's—
that's even worse.Copy !req
914. They should be pets.Copy !req
915. Honestly,
I'm open to all ideas.Copy !req
916. You know what I mean?Copy !req
917. Any crazy thing y'all think of,
I want to do it.Copy !req
918. You know what I mean?Copy !req
919. Just pitch it
as soon as possible,Copy !req
920. 'cause now that I got this,
I can complete my device,Copy !req
921. and acceptance will be ours.Copy !req
922. - Yeah!
- Yes! Great!Copy !req
923. So wassup?
You wanna roll with us?Copy !req
924. 'Cause we can activate
the machine tonight.Copy !req
925. - Yeah!
- Yay, Fillet!Copy !req
926. Yeah, little dudes!
Hey, just checking in.Copy !req
927. You stopping them now,
or you gonna make me film you
supplying an evil villainCopy !req
928. with the last piece
of his horrible puzzle?Copy !req
929. You're gonna stop him?
You're gonna stop him.Copy !req
930. Somebody cough so I know
you're gonna stop him. Working on it.Copy !req
931. Yo, Superfly, so what if
we're actually, like,Copy !req
932. I don't know,
I'm just getting silly here,Copy !req
933. what if we're not
into the plan?Copy !req
934. What if we don't like it?
What would happen?Copy !req
935. Just hypothetically
speaking, obviously.Copy !req
936. Well, that would meanCopy !req
937. that I was wrong about youCopy !req
938. and y'all not as cool
as I thought you were.Copy !req
939. And that right thereCopy !req
940. piss me off!Copy !req
941. Whoa! Uh...Copy !req
942. No, but we don't—
we don't—Copy !req
943. I'm about to go
to a hundred on y'all.Copy !req
944. No, Superfly,
don't misunderstand me.Copy !req
945. Remember? Cousin? Cuz?Copy !req
946. No, don't "cuz" me
- right now, man.
- We were kidding.Copy !req
947. Drop that.
This ain't got nothing
to do with that.Copy !req
948. We're just joking around,
because we are, in fact,
very into your plan.Copy !req
949. It's, like, great!
I love the killing-people part.Copy !req
950. Yeah, I'll cut around that.Copy !req
951. Guys, I got an idea.Copy !req
952. So, uh, S-Fly, my man,Copy !req
953. we'll drive the van
with the storage unit,Copy !req
954. and, uh, you lead the way.Copy !req
955. Nice. Smooth.Copy !req
956. Cool. But I drive fast,Copy !req
957. and I don't want y'all
to get lost,Copy !req
958. so Mondo, Wingnut, Rock!Copy !req
959. Ride with the tortoises.Copy !req
960. I drive!Copy !req
961. You're—
You're good to drive?Copy !req
962. No.Copy !req
963. Spice Girls! Put 'em on! You don't like Phish?Copy !req
964. What's Phish? Spice Girls!Copy !req
965. Why are you looking at me?
You think of something.Copy !req
966. Hey, dudes,
fun cruising with you,Copy !req
967. but where are we going
exactly?Copy !req
968. Oh. See that building
over there? That's not it.Copy !req
969. No, we're going to this
super cool shipping graveyard
over on Staten Island.Copy !req
970. It's the best borough, bro.Copy !req
971. I love Staten Island!Copy !req
972. Okay, it's go time.
Attack these fools.Copy !req
973. Not sure that's
as easy as it sounds.Copy !req
974. This dude is literally
a rhinoceros, man.Copy !req
975. How about something
we can all sing along to?Copy !req
976. If we jam the brakes,
they'll fly out of the car.Copy !req
977. - There's no windshield.
- It's impossible.Copy !req
978. We'd need a long and narrow
device small enough
to get under the seatCopy !req
979. but strong enough
to press the pedal.Copy !req
980. You mean a stick?Copy !req
981. I got it. 4 Non B's.Copy !req
982. How good is this?Copy !req
983. Time of my life.Copy !req
984. God, they're good.Copy !req
985. What's going on?Copy !req
986. Sorry.Copy !req
987. What the—Copy !req
988. Y'all better hurry.Copy !req
989. You hurt Rock, I hurt you.Copy !req
990. Don't worry, guys.
I got this.Copy !req
991. I don't got this.
I don't got this!Copy !req
992. You're dead, tortoises!Copy !req
993. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
994. You can't stop me!
It's a monster truck, dummies!Copy !req
995. Get them, Mondo!Copy !req
996. Donnie!Copy !req
997. Watch where you're driving!Copy !req
998. Yo, dudes, you launched me
out of the front of that van.Copy !req
999. That is not cool!Copy !req
1000. I'm so sorry. We had to.Copy !req
1001. You know what?
I don't accept that apology!Copy !req
1002. Yeah, I'm not sorry at all,Copy !req
1003. I'm not gonna lie.Copy !req
1004. Boom!Copy !req
1005. I'm back, you green punks.Copy !req
1006. Stop it,
you bloody hooligansCopy !req
1007. or I'll bite
your bloody heads off!Copy !req
1008. Superfly's almost here,Copy !req
1009. and he's not going to be
as nice about this.Copy !req
1010. You're not being nice!Copy !req
1011. He'll be less nice.Copy !req
1012. Oh!Copy !req
1013. It's now or never, dudes.
Give us the device.Copy !req
1014. Come on!Copy !req
1015. - My chucks!
- Guys?Copy !req
1016. No! He used my stick
against me!Copy !req
1017. Now he's mollywhopping me!Copy !req
1018. Man, I almost thought
y'all was cool.Copy !req
1019. See you in hell, turtles!Copy !req
1020. Quick, grab it!Copy !req
1021. I'm getting ripped in two!Copy !req
1022. Goochie goochie goo.Copy !req
1023. Oh, no!Copy !req
1024. Go, go, go!Copy !req
1025. Surround them!
Make a perimeter.Copy !req
1026. April! Help!Copy !req
1027. Say good night, freak.Copy !req
1028. What? What's happening?Copy !req
1029. Hey, let us out! Come on!Copy !req
1030. Why, hello, turtles.Copy !req
1031. I've been looking for youCopy !req
1032. for a long, long time.Copy !req
1033. Look, lady, I don't know
what you want from usCopy !req
1034. or why you talk so scary,
but we shouldn't be in here.Copy !req
1035. There's a fly monster!Copy !req
1036. I will do the talking.Copy !req
1037. I am Cynthia Utrom,Copy !req
1038. and you are my property.Copy !req
1039. What?Copy !req
1040. Hey!Copy !req
1041. Stop!Copy !req
1042. Enough.Copy !req
1043. I will use you
to create a stable mutagen.Copy !req
1044. And with that, I will createCopy !req
1045. an army of super soldiers.Copy !req
1046. Dolphin men to plant bombs
on submarines.Copy !req
1047. Eagle men to fight enemy jets.Copy !req
1048. Snake men to slither
behind enemy lines.Copy !req
1049. The glory of it allCopy !req
1050. nearly brings me to tears.Copy !req
1051. What does this
- have to do with us?
- What do you want from us?Copy !req
1052. What I want is your blood.Copy !req
1053. And there's only one way
to get it.Copy !req
1054. Oh, no!Copy !req
1055. - I can't believe it.
- She's gonna...Copy !req
1056. Hook them up
to the milking machine!Copy !req
1057. She's gonna milk us!Copy !req
1058. Ray Fillet,
man, shut your mouth!Copy !req
1059. If I want to be sad,
I'll go listen to
some damn John Legend.Copy !req
1060. - Sorry, sir.
- Sorry, bro.Copy !req
1061. Remember,
this is a happy day,Copy !req
1062. because we're gonna
kill every human on
this big, ol' ugly Earth!Copy !req
1063. So smile, Mondo!Copy !req
1064. Boys! You come home?
You forgive me?Copy !req
1065. My surprise party worked?Copy !req
1066. Get back! I'll bite you!Copy !req
1067. Hey, Mr. Rat Man. I'm April.Copy !req
1068. I come in peace.Copy !req
1069. I'm friends with your sons.Copy !req
1070. And right now,
they're in trouble.Copy !req
1071. No, no, no!Copy !req
1072. Stop it!Copy !req
1073. - That looks bad.
- Does it hurt?Copy !req
1074. Of course it hurts!
She's milking me!Copy !req
1075. Try to think of something
pleasant to take your mind
off the pain.Copy !req
1076. Yeah,
think of pizza, Mikey!Copy !req
1077. No, pizza's made of cheese,
and cheese is made of milk,Copy !req
1078. and I'm being milked!Copy !req
1079. It's infiltrated
my every thought!Copy !req
1080. I'm so sorry, Mikey.Copy !req
1081. Continue milking themCopy !req
1082. until we have
the required amount.Copy !req
1083. This is it, guys.
We're gonna die getting milked
to death in a lab.Copy !req
1084. I can't believe April
just left us.Copy !req
1085. Maybe she was just using us.Copy !req
1086. Well, she ended up
getting a great story:Copy !req
1087. "Turtle Boys Give Supervillain
Last Part of His Evil Machine."Copy !req
1088. That's actually
a pretty good title.Copy !req
1089. - Yeah, very clickbait-y.
- I'd definitely
give that a read.Copy !req
1090. Oh, I have so many regrets.Copy !req
1091. I wish I could've tried
frozen yogurt.Copy !req
1092. - You could have!
- I know.
And I blew it!Copy !req
1093. I wish I could see BTS IRL.Copy !req
1094. We could... I guess we could sing.Copy !req
1095. We could do some
- of the songs for you.
- Yeah, I'm down.Copy !req
1096. Really?
That would be great.Copy !req
1097. Come on, guys.Copy !req
1098. You guys don't even
know the words.Copy !req
1099. - What is happening?
- Got a breach.Copy !req
1100. Why did the milking stop?Copy !req
1101. Moving Miss Utrom
- to a secure location.
- Someone's here.Copy !req
1102. - Huh?
- Huh?Copy !req
1103. Boys! Dad!Copy !req
1104. Stay back, everyone! Stay back!Copy !req
1105. I just here for my boys,
who lied to me.Copy !req
1106. They are in
so much trouble right now.Copy !req
1107. Is that so, Ratatouille?Copy !req
1108. Grab another machine
and hook him up like the others.Copy !req
1109. Don't call me Ratatouille.Copy !req
1110. Go, go, go!Copy !req
1111. Kick his butt, Dad!Copy !req
1112. Where you gonna
run to, rat?Copy !req
1113. Take him down!Copy !req
1114. Tase him!Copy !req
1115. He's too fast!Copy !req
1116. - Bravo!
- Dad!Copy !req
1117. I'm a ninja!Copy !req
1118. Dad!Copy !req
1119. Boys, are you okay? Yes!Copy !req
1120. - We're more than okay.
- Yeah, we're good.Copy !req
1121. How did you find us?Copy !req
1122. I'd be a pretty big
piece of crapCopy !req
1123. if I didn't at least try to get
your dad to come help you.Copy !req
1124. - April!
- Oh, my God, you came back?Copy !req
1125. I did not see that coming.Copy !req
1126. This human told me
you lied to me.Copy !req
1127. What happened?
What have you been doing?Copy !req
1128. Aw, nothing.Copy !req
1129. Wait a minute.
What is this machine?Copy !req
1130. - Nothing. It's nothing.
- This machine?Copy !req
1131. Does that say
"milking machine"?Copy !req
1132. No, no, no.Copy !req
1133. It's the opposite of that.Copy !req
1134. It's a milking machine.Copy !req
1135. See? I told you! They milk you!Copy !req
1136. Now I actually might puke.Copy !req
1137. Boys, you left the sewer
and got milked.Copy !req
1138. You helped some evil fly man
create a machineCopy !req
1139. that is gonna destroy
the worldCopy !req
1140. and kill
the only good human, April!Copy !req
1141. So, we're going
to clean up your mess,Copy !req
1142. then go home
and stay there forever, okay?Copy !req
1143. What about April's story?Copy !req
1144. Forget the story!Copy !req
1145. April, go home.
It's over, okay?Copy !req
1146. There's only one way
for you to be safe and happy,Copy !req
1147. and that's listen to me.Copy !req
1148. Let's go.Copy !req
1149. Sorry we couldn't help you
get prom uncanceled.Copy !req
1150. Nah, it's all right.Copy !req
1151. Seeing you guys
make so many mistakesCopy !req
1152. just to get people to like you
made me realizeCopy !req
1153. I was definitely doing this
for the wrong reason.Copy !req
1154. Oh, perfect.Copy !req
1155. Backup arriving now.
Sealing off the entrance.Copy !req
1156. Maybe they decided
to just give upCopy !req
1157. and go bowling again?Copy !req
1158. Nah, fam, nah.Copy !req
1159. We just one step ahead
of y'all.Copy !req
1160. - Scram!
- Betrayers!Copy !req
1161. You're the ones
that instigated this!Copy !req
1162. What's up, bros?Copy !req
1163. Stay back. Back up!Copy !req
1164. I don't want to fight
another mutant, but I will.Copy !req
1165. Y'all just won't quit, huh?Copy !req
1166. What is it about
these stinking humansCopy !req
1167. that you love so much?Copy !req
1168. Humans are
complicated creatures.Copy !req
1169. They're good, like April,Copy !req
1170. and bad, like that lady
who milked us.Copy !req
1171. Sorry, did what now?Copy !req
1172. As much
as I don't like them—Copy !req
1173. and trust me,
I do not like them—Copy !req
1174. if we kill them, we are
no better than they are.Copy !req
1175. I refuse to accept
that you all are coolCopy !req
1176. with brutally killing
all of them.Copy !req
1177. You just can't be!
You're awesome.Copy !req
1178. You're fun. We... vibed.Copy !req
1179. You're not killers.
I mean, come on, look at you.Copy !req
1180. But it's the only way
we'll be accepted.Copy !req
1181. - No!
- We accept you.Copy !req
1182. You could come live with us.
We accept you.Copy !req
1183. Yes, plenty of room.Copy !req
1184. I kind of don't want
to murder everyone on Earth.Copy !req
1185. I just
kind of want to sing.Copy !req
1186. It's a good point.Copy !req
1187. I'd rather not murder tons
of people, 'cause, like,Copy !req
1188. what if I'm haunted
by the facesCopy !req
1189. of my victims
in my sleep?Copy !req
1190. - Of course.
- Murder is a heavy burden.Copy !req
1191. Bro, you'll really
let us live with you?Copy !req
1192. - Of course, bro!
- Brah!Copy !req
1193. - Broski!
- Bro!Copy !req
1194. - Brosanne!
- Abracada-brah!Copy !req
1195. What the hell y'all doing?Copy !req
1196. Man, stop this kumbaya,
I-love-each-other stuff.Copy !req
1197. Kill them fools!Copy !req
1198. Uh...Copy !req
1199. No. We don't want to do this.Copy !req
1200. And really,
I don't think we ever did.Copy !req
1201. We just didn't know there was
any other alternative.Copy !req
1202. But now that
we met these dudes,Copy !req
1203. we see that there is.Copy !req
1204. So let's just stop and vibe.Copy !req
1205. Gimme a "V!"
V... V... A vibe.Copy !req
1206. Nah, man,
I don't vibe, all right?Copy !req
1207. And you don't either.
Now get in line!Copy !req
1208. - Seriously, Supe.
- Turn off the machine.Copy !req
1209. My own family.Copy !req
1210. Turned against meCopy !req
1211. after everything
that I've done for y'all.Copy !req
1212. Bottom line,Copy !req
1213. if you want
to stop this machine,Copy !req
1214. you got to go through me.Copy !req
1215. This guy's
making me angry.Copy !req
1216. This guy's been making me angry
my whole life.Copy !req
1217. My gosh, he's the reason
we're angry!Copy !req
1218. We gonna do something
about it?Copy !req
1219. Get him! Beat him up!Copy !req
1220. - Mess him up!
- Get him, Rock!Copy !req
1221. Bro!Copy !req
1222. Rock, no!Copy !req
1223. - You're trash!
- Come on!Copy !req
1224. - Oink, oink, punk!
- My nose ring!Copy !req
1225. Oh, the machine!Copy !req
1226. This is our chance! Come on!Copy !req
1227. So small!Copy !req
1228. Watch out! Get off me!Copy !req
1229. Oh, no! Funky breath!Copy !req
1230. Flying kick!Copy !req
1231. Ray Fillet!Copy !req
1232. We gotta break it.
Just throw it against
the wall or something.Copy !req
1233. Rip it up!Copy !req
1234. Surprise!
Why you socking yourself?Copy !req
1235. Am I actually
helping anyone?Copy !req
1236. You might as well give up.Copy !req
1237. Watch out!Copy !req
1238. Ray... Fillet.Copy !req
1239. We got him! Got him!Copy !req
1240. What's going on?
Why y'all doing this?Copy !req
1241. There's only one way for you
to feel safe and happy.Copy !req
1242. And that's
if you listen to me!Copy !req
1243. Rat man! Come on!
Help me out!Copy !req
1244. We're basically the same.Copy !req
1245. We both hate humans.Copy !req
1246. I'm just not a punk
about it like you!Copy !req
1247. Don't you say that!Copy !req
1248. Geez, Dad, you really went
buck wild there.Copy !req
1249. Uh... did we stop it?Copy !req
1250. I think so.Copy !req
1251. Hey, when the machine
that turns a bunch
of animals into mutantsCopy !req
1252. goes off underwater,Copy !req
1253. um, and then there's
animals in the water,Copy !req
1254. um, like, what do you
think that does?Copy !req
1255. What the—Copy !req
1256. It'll crawl on the shore.Copy !req
1257. It's just a whale.Copy !req
1258. It's pretty slow, guys.Copy !req
1259. That's not so bad.Copy !req
1260. Oh, my God, that's bad.Copy !req
1261. Oh, man,
that got way worse.Copy !req
1262. Aw, hell, yeah!
Look at me! Look at me!Copy !req
1263. This is amazing!Copy !req
1264. I ain't just Superfly,
I'm Super Duper Fly.Copy !req
1265. You know, I mean
Missy Elliott Super Duper Fly!Copy !req
1266. I'm on some Godzilla—Copy !req
1267. What the hell?Copy !req
1268. Is that a whale tail?Copy !req
1269. Aw!Copy !req
1270. I got a claw.Copy !req
1271. I got a whale body,
a giraffe forehead.Copy !req
1272. Look at my feets!
They're made of horses.Copy !req
1273. I'm about to have a ball
with this!Copy !req
1274. Thank you, turtles!Copy !req
1275. Thank you,
you little tortoises.Copy !req
1276. New York...Copy !req
1277. here I come.Copy !req
1278. All right!
Well, we gave it a shot.Copy !req
1279. Back to the sewer.
I got pizza tonight
for dinner and—Copy !req
1280. - Really?
- We can't stop that thing.Copy !req
1281. We couldn't stop him
before he became that thing.Copy !req
1282. So we just go home?Copy !req
1283. I bet the army
will be here soon.Copy !req
1284. According to
every Godzilla movie,Copy !req
1285. they'll eventually get here.Copy !req
1286. So, you guys
got a good Wi-Fi situation
down there?Copy !req
1287. Are you fully able to stream?Copy !req
1288. No!Copy !req
1289. Oh! Okay, no streaming.Copy !req
1290. Not that!Copy !req
1291. Boys, I messed up.Copy !req
1292. I don't want to be
like Superfly.Copy !req
1293. I love you boys.
I want you to be happy.Copy !req
1294. Even though
I don't like humans,Copy !req
1295. I want them to like you,Copy !req
1296. because you want them
to like you.Copy !req
1297. So we are gonna
get that monster.Copy !req
1298. We're gonna take him down.Copy !req
1299. We're gonna film it.Copy !req
1300. We are gonna show it
to the world.Copy !req
1301. And the world will love you
and accept you!Copy !req
1302. And the world will chant,
"Turtles, Turtles, Turtles!"Copy !req
1303. Oh, man.Copy !req
1304. I am feeling great
after that speech, right?Copy !req
1305. It was rousing.
I'm fully roused.Copy !req
1306. But a little bit
of a buzzkill here:Copy !req
1307. How do we do that?Copy !req
1308. Hello? Hey.
What am I looking at?Copy !req
1309. What happened to
the whole "stop Superfly" thing?Copy !req
1310. Are we not doing that,
or what's up?Copy !req
1311. So much has changed
since we last spoke.Copy !req
1312. Yeah, obviously.Copy !req
1313. It's a lot
to catch up on, okay?Copy !req
1314. But first,
do you maybe know any waysCopy !req
1315. we might be able
to stop that thing?Copy !req
1316. Well, I actually might
have something.Copy !req
1317. Meet me
at the leg of the thing
we're all looking at.Copy !req
1318. Right? Cool.Copy !req
1319. Let's go!Copy !req
1320. We're dangling, baby!Copy !req
1321. Yep, this is
not triumphant at all.Copy !req
1322. Agh, it hit my lip!Copy !req
1323. New York, New York!Copy !req
1324. I'm here, baby!Copy !req
1325. Y'all thought it was
gonna be Godzilla?Copy !req
1326. Nah!Copy !req
1327. Okay, let's go.
Eye of the tiger.
You got this, Raph.Copy !req
1328. Close one eye.
I heard that helps.Copy !req
1329. Shut up.Copy !req
1330. Don't screw this up.Copy !req
1331. What the hell?Copy !req
1332. We did it. We actually did it.Copy !req
1333. I think I got it.Copy !req
1334. We're good, right?Copy !req
1335. That's it? One little horse?
I don't need that horse.Copy !req
1336. You're clearly not
shooting him.Copy !req
1337. It looks like
y'all want to die now.Copy !req
1338. This isn't going good.Copy !req
1339. What did the claw say
to the face?Copy !req
1340. "Smack!"Copy !req
1341. Rocksteady! Buddy!Copy !req
1342. Mondo!Copy !req
1343. It's okay.
It grows back. See?Copy !req
1344. Mikey! Mikey!Copy !req
1345. Donnie!Copy !req
1346. Thanks, bro.Copy !req
1347. - Where are the others?
- I don't know!Copy !req
1348. Where's Dad? Where's April?Copy !req
1349. He's gonna run out
of cars eventually.Copy !req
1350. Oh, come on!Copy !req
1351. You like these rides
right here?Copy !req
1352. Oh, the Mercedes E Class,
no!Copy !req
1353. That one's a Prius. It's okay.Copy !req
1354. A Tesla!
Somebody's mad about that.Copy !req
1355. I think we lost him.Copy !req
1356. Ouch.Copy !req
1357. Hit that from the back.Copy !req
1358. You good, guys?Copy !req
1359. Monstrous mutants
are rampaging... Oh, no.Copy !req
1360. through downtown New York.Copy !req
1361. The only question isCopy !req
1362. do we capture them
for experimentationCopy !req
1363. or kill them on sight?
Taking calls...Copy !req
1364. If you're just joining us,Copy !req
1365. mutants are attacking the city.Copy !req
1366. A rash
of monsters in New YorkCopy !req
1367. is taking over Times Square.Copy !req
1368. We don't know what they are,Copy !req
1369. but there will be
a military response.Copy !req
1370. threatening to take
a bite out of the Big Apple.Copy !req
1371. Reports indicate widespread
destruction and chaos.Copy !req
1372. One thing I know:
I hate mutants!Copy !req
1373. Sightings of the turtlesCopy !req
1374. and the mess
they leave in their pathCopy !req
1375. have been greatly disturbing.Copy !req
1376. It's them!Copy !req
1377. I don't think
this is gonna go down
how we wanted it to.Copy !req
1378. They... hate us.Copy !req
1379. - They think we're villains.
- No. Worse.Copy !req
1380. They think we're monsters.Copy !req
1381. We're never gonna be normal.Copy !req
1382. Look, guys,Copy !req
1383. April was right.Copy !req
1384. We were doing this
for the wrong reasons.Copy !req
1385. I know we only wanted
to be heroesCopy !req
1386. to be accepted.Copy !req
1387. But even though it looks like
we'll never be accepted,Copy !req
1388. I still think
we should try to be heroes.Copy !req
1389. But how?Copy !req
1390. Every plan we've had
has failed.Copy !req
1391. Plan? You're complaining
we don't have a plan?Copy !req
1392. Mikey, what do you do
better than anyone,
even Mark Ruffalo?Copy !req
1393. Improvise.Copy !req
1394. It's impossible.Copy !req
1395. Says the guy
who has read more comicsCopy !req
1396. where people are
fighting giant monsters
than anyone on Earth!Copy !req
1397. I have, but—You must be able
to think of a wayCopy !req
1398. to stop something like that.Copy !req
1399. Of course! Attack on Titan!Copy !req
1400. Giant monsters attack,
and they have one weakness—Copy !req
1401. on the backs of their necks.Copy !req
1402. Yes, and the blowhole
is exactly that.Copy !req
1403. That's it.Copy !req
1404. If we can get this thing
into that thing's blowhole,Copy !req
1405. it'll go into its bloodstream.Copy !req
1406. I bet it'll demutanize it.Copy !req
1407. There you go!
Demutanize the big monster!Copy !req
1408. And, Raph,Copy !req
1409. - it's time to go loud.
- Loud?Copy !req
1410. Real loud.
As loud as you've ever gone.Copy !req
1411. Use that rage of yours
to help us.Copy !req
1412. Okay, I will!Copy !req
1413. We got to get you
into therapy.Copy !req
1414. You know, just then,Copy !req
1415. for the first time
in your life,Copy !req
1416. you didn't sound lame.Copy !req
1417. You actually sounded
- like a leader.
- I do?Copy !req
1418. Oh, I do! I sound
like such a leader!Copy !req
1419. Holy crap,
- that's so dope!
- And you ruined it.Copy !req
1420. Let's do this!Copy !req
1421. Dear Lord, this helmet
was a good investment.Copy !req
1422. Not on my watch.Copy !req
1423. Okay, not great.
Not great at all.Copy !req
1424. Very bad.Copy !req
1425. If you're just joining us,Copy !req
1426. an army of mutantsCopy !req
1427. that appears to be led
by four turtle menCopy !req
1428. is attacking the city
with a giant whale monster.Copy !req
1429. Keep rolling!
I got the real story!Copy !req
1430. April O'Neil here, and—Copy !req
1431. April O'Neil here,
reporting liveCopy !req
1432. with new
and confirmed information.Copy !req
1433. A fly monster is
attacking the city,Copy !req
1434. but the turtle teens,Copy !req
1435. along with the rat, warthog,
stingray, crocodile,Copy !req
1436. bat, frog, lizard
and cockroach ladyCopy !req
1437. are in fact fighting
against the monsterCopy !req
1438. in an attempt to save New York.Copy !req
1439. The giant monster is bad,Copy !req
1440. but the mutants you see here
are in fact good!Copy !req
1441. Sorry. I really thought
I got past that.Copy !req
1442. That's a thing from my past.Copy !req
1443. Anyway, as I was saying...Copy !req
1444. Whoa!Copy !req
1445. Whoa, Dad, you speak
the same language as Scumbug?Copy !req
1446. We actually have
a lot in common.Copy !req
1447. I'm really attracted to her.Copy !req
1448. Oh, that's gross.Copy !req
1449. Donnie, you should
not be driving.Copy !req
1450. - Sorry, Dad.
- But since you are,
go there!Copy !req
1451. I'm the king of New York!Copy !req
1452. Whoo-hoo! That slide!Copy !req
1453. Cowabunga!Copy !req
1454. Gotcha.Copy !req
1455. Dad!Copy !req
1456. That's it!
You are done. It's over.Copy !req
1457. You ain't never
gonna stop me.Copy !req
1458. And humans
are never gonna like you
because humans suck!Copy !req
1459. These shells are hard.Copy !req
1460. I'ma snap you
like a pistachio.Copy !req
1461. - This sucks!
- I know I said your faces
were the last thingsCopy !req
1462. I wanted to see before I die,Copy !req
1463. but now that
we're actually about to die,Copy !req
1464. there's nothing
I'd rather be looking at.Copy !req
1465. That was so heartfelt.Copy !req
1466. - I'm crying.
- Love you, bro.Copy !req
1467. Boys, no.Copy !req
1468. Damn, these shells are hard!Copy !req
1469. Oh, no. No.Copy !req
1470. Hey, are you okay?Copy !req
1471. Do you need help?Copy !req
1472. It's him!Copy !req
1473. He's with the turtles!Copy !req
1474. Those turtles
are not the bad guys.Copy !req
1475. They're actually teenagersCopy !req
1476. and fighting against
the giant monster.Copy !req
1477. I have the whole story.Copy !req
1478. Uh, sir, you need help?Copy !req
1479. Yes. Yeah.Copy !req
1480. We'll go to the hospital
- or a veterinarian.
- No, no.Copy !req
1481. I must get this to my boys.Copy !req
1482. I got this.Copy !req
1483. Hey, the humans!
They're helping us!Copy !req
1484. - Really?
- Yes!Copy !req
1485. Oh, no, they ain't!Copy !req
1486. Hop on! Let's go!Copy !req
1487. Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop!Copy !req
1488. Hey! I'm a cabbie
from the Bronx!Copy !req
1489. How 'bout that?Copy !req
1490. Get that to the monster!Copy !req
1491. What the hell?Copy !req
1492. Look, I'm being helpful!Copy !req
1493. Wow, I'm strong.Copy !req
1494. Gotcha!Copy !req
1495. Someone take this bag, please!Copy !req
1496. Hey, human.
Got it from here, bro.Copy !req
1497. I'll mess you up right here
and right now.Copy !req
1498. Whoa! Missed me. Whoa.Copy !req
1499. Don't worry, I got you.Copy !req
1500. Hey, Mondo,
you slippery lizard!Copy !req
1501. I heard you need this.Copy !req
1502. Come on!Copy !req
1503. Ow, man! Dang! Stop!Copy !req
1504. What the hell?Copy !req
1505. Damn!Copy !req
1506. Throw it over!Copy !req
1507. Got it!Copy !req
1508. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1509. Mikey, catch!Copy !req
1510. Whoa! Whoo!Copy !req
1511. Comin' in hot!Copy !req
1512. Y'all done screwed up now!Copy !req
1513. Raph!Copy !req
1514. - Leo!
- Got it!Copy !req
1515. Damn!Copy !req
1516. You think
this is the end of me?
You know what?Copy !req
1517. Huh?Copy !req
1518. Turtles! Turtles!Copy !req
1519. What the... What is this?Copy !req
1520. It's happening!Copy !req
1521. It's actually happening!Copy !req
1522. Hey, them turtles
are all right.Copy !req
1523. Sign my baby!Copy !req
1524. Again, we're reporting liveCopy !req
1525. with footage of
the mutant hero turtlesCopy !req
1526. who saved New York
in a story broken by Av—Copy !req
1527. Wait, what's your name?Copy !req
1528. April O'Neil.Copy !req
1529. That's April
O-apostrophe-Neil.Copy !req
1530. Not "Puke Girl."Copy !req
1531. If you ever call me
"Puke Girl," bite me.Copy !req
1532. 'Cause I did it! Yeah! Whoo!Copy !req
1533. You know, it's hard to meet
other mutants my age.Copy !req
1534. Can't wait to
add that to my footy.Copy !req
1535. The entire
Akira original set?Copy !req
1536. Don't mind if I do.Copy !req
1537. The couch should go here.Copy !req
1538. I pictured the couch
against the wall.Copy !req
1539. - That's so basic!
- That's not basic!Copy !req
1540. Ay, mateys, Blooming Onion
coming right up.Copy !req
1541. That is outstanding.Copy !req
1542. I cannot believe it.
Your first day of school!Copy !req
1543. Just remember,
you can call anytime you want.Copy !req
1544. If you get scared,Copy !req
1545. there are sewers
all over the city.Copy !req
1546. Just hop in a sewer!Copy !req
1547. You can come home anytime.Copy !req
1548. If anyone messes with you,
call me.Copy !req
1549. I will kick their butt.Copy !req
1550. And she will eat what's left.Copy !req
1551. We'll be fine, Dad.Copy !req
1552. Yeah, don't worry.
We're ready for this.Copy !req
1553. We've been ready.Copy !req
1554. Trust us. You've
prepared us for this.Copy !req
1555. All right.
I'm proud of you boys.Copy !req
1556. I love you.Copy !req
1557. We love you.Copy !req
1558. Love you too.Copy !req
1559. And I love you too, sweetie.Copy !req
1560. Dad, really!
That's gross!Copy !req
1561. Now go show them humans
how cool you are.Copy !req
1562. Do I what? No, no.
That's tortoises.Copy !req
1563. - Guys!
- Hey, April!Copy !req
1564. Hey.
I'm so happy you made it.Copy !req
1565. - Let me show you around.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
1566. Yo, wait up.Copy !req
1567. Hey, hello!Copy !req
1568. It's Donnie,
and I have found my people.Copy !req
1569. Fold him in half!Copy !req
1570. G'day, mate.Copy !req
1571. Welcome to
my Australian shoe store.Copy !req
1572. Uh, do you have any Nikes?Copy !req
1573. No, but I do have
the Australian version.Copy !req
1574. Crikeys!Copy !req
1575. April O'Neil here,Copy !req
1576. working on the next big story
for "April Tonight."Copy !req
1577. Leo, how many times—
Landscape!Copy !req
1578. Oh, yep, sorry. My bad.Copy !req
1579. Who is TCRI,Copy !req
1580. the shady
black-ops organization
behind the mutants?Copy !req
1581. Their offices abandoned
after the mutant attack!Copy !req
1582. Gone without a trace.Copy !req
1583. But we will find them.Copy !req
1584. Yeah, that's real.
Yeah, we will.Copy !req
1585. Uh, hey, April,
now that prom is back on,Copy !req
1586. do you— I mean, do you
maybe want to, well...Copy !req
1587. I'd love to, Leo.Copy !req
1588. You looked like
you were gonna puke there.Copy !req
1589. I almost did.Copy !req
1590. So the way I do it is,
I go...Copy !req
1591. This is as friends,
- right?
- What?Copy !req
1592. Well...Copy !req
1593. it appears as though
finding these creaturesCopy !req
1594. will be easier than I thought.Copy !req
1595. Capturing them,
on the other hand,Copy !req
1596. might prove difficult.Copy !req
1597. There is one option.Copy !req
1598. Yes. I know.Copy !req
1599. Bring me...Copy !req
1600. the Shredder.Copy !req