1. Much more than just a series
of small, isolated incidents...Copy !req
2. it's apparent an organized
criminal element is at work.Copy !req
3. And at the moment,
business is good.Copy !req
4. So good, in fact, there appear
to be no eyewitnesses...Copy !req
5. to any of these crimes.Copy !req
6. With complaints ranging
from purse-snatching...Copy !req
7. to breaking and entering...Copy !req
8. police switchboards have been
swamped...Copy !req
9. with the angry voices
of more and more citizens...Copy !req
10. who have fallen prey
to the recent surge of crime...Copy !req
11. that continues
to plague the city.Copy !req
12. Instead of getting better,
things have gotten worse.Copy !req
13. Even more alarming
is the baffling...Copy !req
14. and often bizarre
nature of these crimes.Copy !req
15. Merchandise of every size
and description...Copy !req
16. from skateboards
to stereo systems...Copy !req
17. has been disappearing
from store shelves...Copy !req
18. and storage areas
at an alarming rate.Copy !req
19. Even the victims themselves
rarely glimpse the thieves.Copy !req
20. Many don't know they've been
victimized until it's too late.Copy !req
21. In fact, police have yet
to come up with an eyewitness.Copy !req
22. Only a few vague reports...Copy !req
23. of young boys or teenagers
at the scenes have been filed.Copy !req
24. But whoever is behind these
crimes, one thing is certain.Copy !req
25. These are much more than just
a series of random incidents.Copy !req
26. Come on. Hurry up.Copy !req
27. Good.Copy !req
28. Crimes without criminals?Copy !req
29. An invisible gang at work?Copy !req
30. Who are we going to call?Copy !req
31. Unfortunately, the police
are the only ones available...Copy !req
32. to combat what some are dubbing
"the silent crime wave."Copy !req
33. But perhaps the most
disturbing silence...Copy !req
34. is that coming from City Hall.Copy !req
35. April O'Neil,
Channel Three Eyewitness News.Copy !req
36. You got to stop working so hard.Copy !req
37. What, give up all this glamour?Copy !req
38. Good night.Copy !req
39. Bad timing.Copy !req
40. You're telling me.Copy !req
41. Get her purse.Copy !req
42. Get away from me!
What do you think... Help!Copy !req
43. - Get her jewelry.
- I got her watch!Copy !req
44. What the hell's going on?
Thought I'd seen it all.Copy !req
45. All right. Come on, tough guys.Copy !req
46. You all right, ma'am?Copy !req
47. I'm fine.Copy !req
48. Rest right here
while we deal with these guys.Copy !req
49. Ted, give John a hand.Copy !req
50. Oh, man.Copy !req
51. Let's get them in the car.Copy !req
52. Damn.Copy !req
53. Oh, spectacular.Copy !req
54. We were awesome, bros.Copy !req
55. Awesome!Copy !req
56. Yes, dudes and dude-ettes...Copy !req
57. major league butt-kicking
is back in town.Copy !req
58. Awesome!Copy !req
59. Righteous!Copy !req
60. - Bossa nova!
- What?Copy !req
61. Bossa nova?Copy !req
62. Chevy Nova?Copy !req
63. Excellent!Copy !req
64. All right!Copy !req
65. Come on, let's move it.Copy !req
66. I'm starving.Copy !req
67. We're talking...Copy !req
68. major pizza attack here, dudes.Copy !req
69. Pizza! I need it. Oh, baby.Copy !req
70. Oh, man!Copy !req
71. What's eating him, bros?Copy !req
72. Give me three.Copy !req
73. You got it.Copy !req
74. We were great.Copy !req
75. Damn!Copy !req
76. We have had our first battle...Copy !req
77. Master plinter.Copy !req
78. They were many, but we kicked...Copy !req
79. We fought well.Copy !req
80. Were you seen?Copy !req
81. In this you must never lapse.Copy !req
82. Even those who would be...Copy !req
83. our allies would not understand.Copy !req
84. Our domain is the shadow.Copy !req
85. tray from it reluctantly.Copy !req
86. For when you do, you must...Copy !req
87. strike hard and fade away...Copy !req
88. Without a trace.Copy !req
89. I lost a sai.Copy !req
90. Then it is gone.Copy !req
91. But I can get it back.Copy !req
92. Raphael... let it go.Copy !req
93. Your ninja skills
are reaching their peak.Copy !req
94. Only one truly important lesson
remains, but must wait.Copy !req
95. I know it is hard
for you here underground.Copy !req
96. I want a large thick crust
with double cheese...Copy !req
97. ham, pepperoni...Copy !req
98. Your teenage minds
are broad, eager.Copy !req
99. But you must never stop
practicing the art of ninja...Copy !req
100. the art of invisibility.Copy !req
101. Oh, but no anchovies.Copy !req
102. And I mean no anchovies.Copy !req
103. You put anchovies on this thing,
and you're in big trouble.Copy !req
104. Michaelangelo!Copy !req
105. That'll do.
And the clock's ticking, dude.Copy !req
106. You are still young...Copy !req
107. but one day, I will be gone.Copy !req
108. Use my teachings wisely.Copy !req
109. I suggest we all meditate now
on the events of this evening.Copy !req
110. Ninjitsu!Copy !req
111. Well, this is like meditating.Copy !req
112. Hey, Raph, where you going?Copy !req
113. Out to a movie.Copy !req
114. That OK with you?Copy !req
115. ock it to me, baby.Copy !req
116. How you doing?Copy !req
117. Fine.Copy !req
118. Nice night.Copy !req
119. Pizza dude's got 30 seconds.Copy !req
120. Mikey, did you ever think about
what plinter said tonight?Copy !req
121. I mean, about what it would
be like not having him?Copy !req
122. Time's up. Three bucks off.Copy !req
123. Now, 122... 1221/8?Copy !req
124. One-twenty-two and an eigth?Copy !req
125. Terrific.
Where the heck is 1221 /8?Copy !req
126. You're standing on it, dude.Copy !req
127. Just slip it down here.Copy !req
128. Give me that!Copy !req
129. This is a 10. The tab's 13.Copy !req
130. You're two minutes late, dude.Copy !req
131. Come on!
I couldn't find the place!Copy !req
132. Wise man say,
"Forgiveness is divine...Copy !req
133. "but never pay full price
for late pizza."Copy !req
134. I got to get a new route.Copy !req
135. And I thought
I delivered everywhere.Copy !req
136. Yes, friends,
the new Turbo Ginsu!Copy !req
137. It dices, it slices...Copy !req
138. and yet makes french fries
in 30 different...Copy !req
139. Kids.Copy !req
140. Where do they come up
with this stuff?Copy !req
141. omebody stop them!Copy !req
142. - What the hell was that?
- I don't know.Copy !req
143. That was a crime,
you purse-grabbing pukes...Copy !req
144. and this is the penalty.Copy !req
145. Two minutes for slashing,
two minutes for hooking...Copy !req
146. and let's not forget
my personal favorite...Copy !req
147. two minutes for high-sticking.Copy !req
148. How about a five-minute game
misconduct for roughing, pal?Copy !req
149. Hey, Bogey...Copy !req
150. who died and made you referee?Copy !req
151. You did your job. Get out
of here and let me do mine.Copy !req
152. These JV lowlifes need
to be taught a lesson.Copy !req
153. Not like that they don't.
Not from you.Copy !req
154. It looks like you're
the one who needs a lesson, pal.Copy !req
155. Class is Pain 101.
Your instructor is Casey Jones.Copy !req
156. I don't want to fight you.Copy !req
157. Tough rocks, pal.Copy !req
158. A Jose Canseco bat?Copy !req
159. Tell me... you didn't
pay money for this.Copy !req
160. That's it.Copy !req
161. Was a two-for-one sale, pal.Copy !req
162. Hey, what are you,
some sort of punker?Copy !req
163. I hate punkers.Copy !req
164. Especially bald ones
with green makeup...Copy !req
165. who wear masks over ugly faces.Copy !req
166. That's it.Copy !req
167. New batter! Trike one!Copy !req
168. Whiffer.Copy !req
169. Home run.Copy !req
170. Raphael wins!Copy !req
171. One-nothing!Copy !req
172. Well?Copy !req
173. New game, roundhead.Copy !req
174. Cricket.Copy !req
175. Cricket?
Nobody understands cricket.Copy !req
176. You got to know what a crumpet
is to understand cricket.Copy !req
177. I'll teach you.Copy !req
178. ix runs.Copy !req
179. o long, freak.
I got work to do.Copy !req
180. Freak?Copy !req
181. What the heck was that?Copy !req
182. Looked like a big turtle
in a trench coat.Copy !req
183. You going to La Guardia?Copy !req
184. Come back here!
I'm not finished with you!Copy !req
185. Damn!Copy !req
186. Come sit by me.Copy !req
187. Couldn't this wait till morning?Copy !req
188. You will listen now.Copy !req
189. My master Yoshi's
first rule was...Copy !req
190. Possess the right thinking.Copy !req
191. Only then can one receive...Copy !req
192. the gifts of strength,
knowledge, and peace.Copy !req
193. I have tried to channel
your anger, Raphael...Copy !req
194. but more remains.Copy !req
195. Anger clouds the mind.Copy !req
196. Turned inward,
it is an unconquerable enemy.Copy !req
197. You are unique
among your brothers...Copy !req
198. for you choose
to face this enemy alone.Copy !req
199. But as you face it,
do not forget them.Copy !req
200. And do not forget me.Copy !req
201. I am here, my son.Copy !req
202. April, you could've called me
last night, you know?Copy !req
203. April, you could've called me
last night, you know?Copy !req
204. Call it a quirk,
but I like to know...Copy !req
205. when one of my best reporters
has been mugged.Copy !req
206. I wasn't mugged, Charles.Copy !req
207. Besides,
I knew you'd just worry...Copy !req
208. and rush over here
like you did this morning.Copy !req
209. From now on,
ecurity is gonna escort you...Copy !req
210. to that stone-age van of yours
every night.Copy !req
211. - Yes, sir.
- I'm not kidding, April.Copy !req
212. Hey, Danny, how's school going?Copy !req
213. - Fine.
- Wonderful.Copy !req
214. o wonderful I have to drive
him there every morning now...Copy !req
215. just to make sure he goes.Copy !req
216. That's what he does
when he wants to ignore me...Copy !req
217. sticks his head in those things.Copy !req
218. I wonder where the hell
he got those things, anyway.Copy !req
219. Charles, give the kid a break.Copy !req
220. Just what is going on
out there, April?Copy !req
221. I've never seen anything
like this before.Copy !req
222. It's like
the city's falling apart.Copy !req
223. It's getting so you can't step
outside in the daytime anymore.Copy !req
224. I'll tell you one thing.Copy !req
225. After everything I've been
hearing out of Little Tokyo...Copy !req
226. terns is gonna have some
answering to do this afternoon.Copy !req
227. Just take it easy.Copy !req
228. He's already got the mayor
breathing down my neck.Copy !req
229. We are presently executing
a plan of redeployment...Copy !req
230. that will minimize
response time...Copy !req
231. while maximizing coordination
between patrol units...Copy !req
232. in a decentralized
networking scheme.Copy !req
233. I'm not sure I understood
all that, Chief terns.Copy !req
234. Would you mind repeating it...
in English, perhaps?Copy !req
235. What that means, Miss O'Neil,
is everything is well in hand.Copy !req
236. Hey, guys, look. That's her.Copy !req
237. I didn't say that either,
Miss O'Neil.Copy !req
238. If you would stick
to asking questions...Copy !req
239. I'm in love.Copy !req
240. What do you know
about an organization...Copy !req
241. known as The Foot Clan?Copy !req
242. There is no evidence to link
such a name to these incidents.Copy !req
243. Are you denying an organization
known as The Foot exists?Copy !req
244. I'm not denying anything.Copy !req
245. You're putting words
into my mouth.Copy !req
246. Find her.Copy !req
247. ilence her.Copy !req
248. - He's great.
- An understatement as usual.Copy !req
249. You're telling me.
The girl is a fox.Copy !req
250. Take a look at the local
weather for this vicinity...Copy !req
251. as it stands at this hour.Copy !req
252. O'Neil, get in here.Copy !req
253. Time me.Copy !req
254. Just what is it you
hoped to accomplish out there...Copy !req
255. besides busting my chops?Copy !req
256. I think you know as much
as I do about this Foot Clan...Copy !req
257. and I don't think you're
doing anything about it.Copy !req
258. You expect me to waste
precious manpower...Copy !req
259. because a few immigrants
are reminded of something...Copy !req
260. that supposedly happened
years ago in Japan?Copy !req
261. Have you got something else?Copy !req
262. Are you trying to tell me
how to do my job?Copy !req
263. One minute, seven seconds...
a new record.Copy !req
264. Oh... great. Just great.Copy !req
265. We've been waiting for you,
Miss O'Neil.Copy !req
266. Am I behind
on my ony payments again?Copy !req
267. Your mouth may yet bring you
much trouble, Miss O'Neil.Copy !req
268. I deliver a message.Copy !req
269. hut it.Copy !req
270. All right. That's it!Copy !req
271. Are you crazy?Copy !req
272. Are you crazy?Copy !req
273. Yeah, Leo, I'm crazy!Copy !req
274. A loony!Copy !req
275. Why?Copy !req
276. Why? Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
277. 'Cause I wanted to redecorate.Copy !req
278. A couple of throw pillows,
a TV news reporter.Copy !req
279. What do you think?Copy !req
280. Raphael, what are you doing?Copy !req
281. he got jumped in the subway.Copy !req
282. - I had to bring her here.
- It's the news lady.Copy !req
283. Can we keep her?Copy !req
284. Bring water,
cold washcloth, pillow.Copy !req
285. Far out!Copy !req
286. Oh, my God!Copy !req
287. I'm dead! I'm dead, aren't I?Copy !req
288. - It's OK.
- No, I'm dreaming.Copy !req
289. I must be dreaming.Copy !req
290. Those guys in the black pajamas,
they jumped me.Copy !req
291. And that rat... I saw you
in the parking lot.Copy !req
292. That explains you.
And you guys...Copy !req
293. I have no idea
where you came from.Copy !req
294. If you will please just sit down
and calm yourself...Copy !req
295. I will tell you
where we came from.Copy !req
296. It talks!Copy !req
297. It is really quite simple,
Miss O'Neil.Copy !req
298. And he knows my name. Perfect.Copy !req
299. Fifteen years ago...Copy !req
300. Why don't I ever dream of
Harrison Ford?Copy !req
301. For 15 years now,
we have lived here.Copy !req
302. Before that time, I was a pet
of my master Yoshi...Copy !req
303. mimicking his movements
from my cage...Copy !req
304. and learning
the secret art of ninja.Copy !req
305. When we were forced to come
to New York...Copy !req
306. I found myself for the first
time without a home...Copy !req
307. wandering the sewers, scavenging
for whatever I could find.Copy !req
308. And then, one day...Copy !req
309. I came upon
a shattered glass jar...Copy !req
310. and four baby turtles.Copy !req
311. That was us.Copy !req
312. hut up.Copy !req
313. The little ones were crawling
into a strange glowing ooze...Copy !req
314. from a broken canister nearby.Copy !req
315. I gathered them up
in an old coffee can...Copy !req
316. and when
I awoke the next morning...Copy !req
317. I received a shock,
for they had doubled in size.Copy !req
318. l, too, was growing,
particularly in intellect...Copy !req
319. and I was amazed at how
intelligent they seemed.Copy !req
320. But nothing could have prepared
me for what happened next.Copy !req
321. One of them spoke.Copy !req
322. Pizza! Pizza!Copy !req
323. More words followed,
and I began their training...Copy !req
324. teaching them all that
I had learned from my master.Copy !req
325. Radical! Radical! Radical!Copy !req
326. And soon
I gave them all names...Copy !req
327. Leonardo...Copy !req
328. - Michaelangelo...
- That's me.Copy !req
329. Donatello...Copy !req
330. and Raphael.Copy !req
331. I'm not dreaming, am I?Copy !req
332. I'm afraid not.Copy !req
333. Are you guys sure you
know where you're going?Copy !req
334. 11th and Bleecker?Copy !req
335. Nope. This is only 9th street.Copy !req
336. - Get it?
- Yuck.Copy !req
337. I'd like
to invite you all in...Copy !req
338. but I don't have anything to
offer you except frozen pizza.Copy !req
339. Let's go for it!Copy !req
340. You said the magic word.Copy !req
341. - You guys eat pizza?
- Doesn't everybody?Copy !req
342. Well, all right...Copy !req
343. Did she say pizza?Copy !req
344. o, you live
in an antique store?Copy !req
345. - Yep. Pizza!
- Well, above, actually.Copy !req
346. What do you guys
like on your pizza?Copy !req
347. Just the regular stuff...
flies, stink bugs.Copy !req
348. It was a joke.Copy !req
349. Maybe I'll fight Apollo,
and maybe I won't, you know?Copy !req
350. What do you think? Adrian!Copy !req
351. Hey, I got another one!Copy !req
352. - This is totally cool!
- Oh, no, not Cagney.Copy !req
353. You dirty rat.
You killed my brother.Copy !req
354. You dirty rat.Copy !req
355. That must be
plinter's favorite.Copy !req
356. It was a joke.Copy !req
357. And speaking of which,
we better get going.Copy !req
358. He worries.Copy !req
359. I don't know what to say.Copy !req
360. Will I ever see you guys again?Copy !req
361. Indubitably.Copy !req
362. That depends on how fast
you stock your pizza.Copy !req
363. ee you around.Copy !req
364. - Bye.
- Later.Copy !req
365. No doubt about it.
he loved us!Copy !req
366. It was the impressions.Copy !req
367. - You wish.
- Hold it.Copy !req
368. What's wrong?Copy !req
369. Charles Pennington?Copy !req
370. Yeah. Who's this?Copy !req
371. You got a son
named Danny, Charles?Copy !req
372. Who is it?Copy !req
373. It's me, Charles.Copy !req
374. It's my boss.Copy !req
375. Can you guys...Copy !req
376. hide?Copy !req
377. Charles, what's up?Copy !req
378. April... listen.Copy !req
379. You have been working
awful hard on this story lately.Copy !req
380. Why don't you take it easy
for a while?Copy !req
381. Just let somebody else
handle it.Copy !req
382. Just for a little while,
you know?Copy !req
383. What are you talking about?
It's my story. No way.Copy !req
384. Look at you. You're exhausted.Copy !req
385. I just had a rough night.Copy !req
386. Let somebody else
help you cover City Hall.Copy !req
387. Charles, that's ridiculous.
What's with you today?Copy !req
388. Nothing's with me today.Copy !req
389. I just thought you might like
a little help.Copy !req
390. I don't.
Hand me a towel, will you?Copy !req
391. Where do you keep the towels?Copy !req
392. What's wrong?Copy !req
393. I just don't want you to see
my unsightly bathtub ring.Copy !req
394. Out, out, out, out.Copy !req
395. I have to get ready for work.Copy !req
396. Are you sure you won't
reconsider about some help?Copy !req
397. Danny, will you tell
your father to relax?Copy !req
398. I wish.Copy !req
399. Just don't push
any buttons today.Copy !req
400. That was close.Copy !req
401. Time to switch to decaf, April.Copy !req
402. I don't get it, Danny.Copy !req
403. I make more than enough money
to provide for both of us...Copy !req
404. and you're stealing. Why?Copy !req
405. - I don't know.
- You don't know?Copy !req
406. What the heck were you doing
with a car stereo anyway?Copy !req
407. Or don't you know that either?Copy !req
408. - Orry.
- Orry?Copy !req
409. Not as sorry as you're
going to be after school.Copy !req
410. Danny, come back here!Copy !req
411. Check it out, man.
Anything you guys want, we got.Copy !req
412. Anything you want to do... do it.Copy !req
413. Know what I'm saying? Anything.Copy !req
414. You got any cigarettes?Copy !req
415. Regular or menthol?Copy !req
416. Read 'em and weep, boys.
Full house!Copy !req
417. Go. Play.Copy !req
418. You.Copy !req
419. Good.Copy !req
420. Never lower your eyes
to an enemy.Copy !req
421. Yes, Master Tatsu.Copy !req
422. Master hredder.Copy !req
423. Money cannot buy the honor
which you have earned tonight.Copy !req
424. You make us all proud.Copy !req
425. Only effort,
discipline, loyalty...Copy !req
426. earn the right to wear
the Dragon dogi.Copy !req
427. You are here because
the outside world rejects you.Copy !req
428. This is your family.Copy !req
429. I am your father.Copy !req
430. I want you all to become
full members of The Foot.Copy !req
431. There is a new enemy...Copy !req
432. freaks of nature
who interfere with our business.Copy !req
433. You are my eyes and ears.
Find them.Copy !req
434. Together we will punish these...Copy !req
435. creatures!Copy !req
436. These... turtles!Copy !req
437. Master.Copy !req
438. This is beginning
to sound less and less...Copy !req
439. like your common,
garden-variety subway mugging.Copy !req
440. he's a good reporter.Copy !req
441. he's a babe!Copy !req
442. known as The Foot.Copy !req
443. I'm sorry... The Foot?Copy !req
444. I know it sounds like a funky
club for podiatrists...Copy !req
445. but I've been speaking with
a lot of Japanese-Americans...Copy !req
446. in the past few days who say
that our recent crime wave...Copy !req
447. is reminiscent of a secret band
of ninja thieves...Copy !req
448. who once operated in Japan.Copy !req
449. Are the police
looking into this?Copy !req
450. I've included everything
in my statement...Copy !req
451. but I doubt very much
that Chief terns...Copy !req
452. is taking this possible
connection seriously.Copy !req
453. Well, perhaps
if any of our viewers...Copy !req
454. Oh, God.Copy !req
455. Mr. Pennington,
Chief terns' office.Copy !req
456. Pennington, I thought
we had a deal!Copy !req
457. You still haven't told us how
you got away from your attacker.Copy !req
458. It's really quite incredible.Copy !req
459. ome citizens of New York
actually came to my rescue.Copy !req
460. Who says everyone in the
Big Apple looks the other way?Copy !req
461. eriously, June, I would like
to take this opportunity...Copy !req
462. to thank one of those
individuals in particular.Copy !req
463. And if he's watching,
thanks, Raphael.Copy !req
464. tudly!Copy !req
465. Hey, look.
I think he's blushing.Copy !req
466. I am not.Copy !req
467. I think he's
actually turning red.Copy !req
468. Maybe not.Copy !req
469. o what do we do now?Copy !req
470. What do you mean,
what do we do now?Copy !req
471. plinter's out there somewhere!Copy !req
472. I know plinter's out there.Copy !req
473. - Fight?
- Fight.Copy !req
474. - Kitchen?
- Kitchen.Copy !req
475. What are we gonna do about it?Copy !req
476. What can we do about it?Copy !req
477. April's our only link
to these guys.Copy !req
478. We have to wait until she
comes up with something.Copy !req
479. o that's the plan
from our great leader?Copy !req
480. Just sit here on our butts.Copy !req
481. I never said
I was a great leader.Copy !req
482. You sure
act like it sometimes.Copy !req
483. Well, you act like a jerk
sometimes.Copy !req
484. And this attitude of yours
isn't helping anything.Copy !req
485. Maybe I'll just take
my attitude and leave!Copy !req
486. - Why don't you?
- I will!Copy !req
487. - Good!
- Great!Copy !req
488. Go ahead.
We don't need you!Copy !req
489. - Pork rind?
- Pork rind.Copy !req
490. Damn!Copy !req
491. Move it, will you?Copy !req
492. You're letting him
blow right by you!Copy !req
493. Can you believe this guy?Copy !req
494. Don't just...Copy !req
495. Ninja-kick the damn rabbit!
Do something!Copy !req
496. April, you were great.Copy !req
497. Thanks, Mikey.Copy !req
498. he called me Mikey.Copy !req
499. - Hear anything yet?
- Not yet.Copy !req
500. They're going to repeat the
interview at 5:00 and at 6:00...Copy !req
501. and we're going
to have to wait and see...Copy !req
502. if it helps generate
any new information.Copy !req
503. I told them
to call me here immediately...Copy !req
504. if anyone calls the station.Copy !req
505. Thanks, April.Copy !req
506. We really appreciate,
you know, everything.Copy !req
507. Forget it.Copy !req
508. Where's Raphael?Copy !req
509. I was going to give you guys
a tour of the store.Copy !req
510. hall we go get him?Copy !req
511. He just needs
to blow off some steam.Copy !req
512. You must be studying the
abridged book of ninja fighting.Copy !req
513. I mean, come on.Copy !req
514. How do you guys
expect to beat me?Copy !req
515. Good answer.Copy !req
516. I only keep it open part-time,
mostly for my dad.Copy !req
517. He loved junk. I don't know.Copy !req
518. I guess it's kind of dumb
to lose money on a business...Copy !req
519. just because
you miss your father.Copy !req
520. No, it isn't.Copy !req
521. Ready?Copy !req
522. This place has everything.Copy !req
523. Just about.Copy !req
524. Hasn't Raph
been gone a long time?Copy !req
525. He does it all the time.
He likes it.Copy !req
526. Are you sure?Copy !req
527. Don't worry. He'll probably
be back any minute.Copy !req
528. - Is he...
- No, he's alive... barely.Copy !req
529. And I thought
insurance salesmen were pushy.Copy !req
530. A fellow chucker, eh?Copy !req
531. Keep practicing.Copy !req
532. Take that!Copy !req
533. One of these guys knows where
they're holding plinter...Copy !req
534. so don't knock them all out.Copy !req
535. I don't think
that will be a problem, Leo.Copy !req
536. Gotcha.Copy !req
537. Hey, Donnie,
Wheel of Fortune, dude.Copy !req
538. Bisentos now!Copy !req
539. I guess
they're not game show fans.Copy !req
540. And I thought
everybody loved Vanna.Copy !req
541. California roll!Copy !req
542. What a spaz.Copy !req
543. Missed again.Copy !req
544. Good thing these guys
aren't lumberjacks.Copy !req
545. No joke.Copy !req
546. The only thing safe
in the woods would be the trees.Copy !req
547. Guys, I'm not so sure if this
is, structurally speaking...Copy !req
548. such a good time
for your buddies to drop in.Copy !req
549. Whoa, wipeout.Copy !req
550. Man, we could really use
Raph right about now.Copy !req
551. Now what?Copy !req
552. You guys mind telling me...Copy !req
553. what you're doing to
my little green pal over there?Copy !req
554. Who is the babe?Copy !req
555. Who the heck is that?Copy !req
556. Wayne Gretzky on steroids?Copy !req
557. Attack!Copy !req
558. We got to get out of here.Copy !req
559. Help me. There used to be
a trapdoor here to the basement.Copy !req
560. Come on, you all! Three more!Copy !req
561. We're getting out of here.Copy !req
562. Get away, man.
I'll take care of these guys.Copy !req
563. You coming?Copy !req
564. I'll cover you.Copy !req
565. Good idea.Copy !req
566. Hi, this is April.
Leave a message after the beep.Copy !req
567. April, it's Charles.Copy !req
568. I'm sorry. I don't know
how else to say this.Copy !req
569. You're fired, April.Copy !req
570. I'm sorry.
I know this comes as a blow.Copy !req
571. You can say that again, Chuck.Copy !req
572. Come on!Copy !req
573. Bye, guys. Got to run.Copy !req
574. Ninja, vanish.Copy !req
575. What are these... freaks?Copy !req
576. How do they know how
to fight like this?Copy !req
577. You will answer.Copy !req
578. Then hang there until you die.Copy !req
579. Master Tatsu, stop, please.Copy !req
580. Please, stop it.Copy !req
581. hinsho.Copy !req
582. You'll be all right.Copy !req
583. How can a face so young
wear so many burdens?Copy !req
584. o, you can talk.Copy !req
585. Yes, and I can also listen.Copy !req
586. ome say that the path
from inner turmoil...Copy !req
587. begins with a friendly ear.Copy !req
588. My ear is open
if you care to use it.Copy !req
589. I don't think so.Copy !req
590. What is your name?Copy !req
591. And have you no one to go to,
Danny? No parent?Copy !req
592. My dad couldn't
care less about me.Copy !req
593. I doubt that is true.Copy !req
594. Why?Copy !req
595. All fathers care for their sons.Copy !req
596. - How's Raphael?
- Not so good.Copy !req
597. Didn't they use this place
in The Grapes of Wrath?Copy !req
598. Very funny.Copy !req
599. I told you, I haven't been
up here in years.Copy !req
600. Can you fix it?Copy !req
601. Does that answer your question?Copy !req
602. The block's got a crack
the size of the an Andreas.Copy !req
603. Wonderful.Copy !req
604. I guess
I've got some walking to do.Copy !req
605. What for?Copy !req
606. Our nearest neighbor
is about four miles away.Copy !req
607. I need to get to a phone,
and I need to call my boss.Copy !req
608. You mean Charles?Copy !req
609. How did you know that?Copy !req
610. He left a message on your
machine just before we got out.Copy !req
611. You just saved yourself
an eight-mile round-tripper.Copy !req
612. You were fired.Copy !req
613. I just saved myself...Copy !req
614. Did you take classes
in insensitivity?Copy !req
615. I was just trying
to break it to you easy.Copy !req
616. You failed miserably!Copy !req
617. Broadzilla, you wouldn't be
here if it weren't for me.Copy !req
618. And what do you want?
Do you want a thank you?Copy !req
619. It's me who should thank you
for that privilege, right?Copy !req
620. Fine!Copy !req
621. Thank you.Copy !req
622. You're welcome!Copy !req
623. It's kind of like Moonlighting,
isn't it?Copy !req
624. It's strange being back
on the old farm.Copy !req
625. Even after all these years,
it still feels like home.Copy !req
626. My amazing new friends...Copy !req
627. have suffered
their first real defeat.Copy !req
628. That's bad enough, but they've
also lost the opportunity...Copy !req
629. to find out
about their mentor...Copy !req
630. and I'm sure that hurts them
more than anything else.Copy !req
631. Each of them deals with
this confusion in his own way.Copy !req
632. Donatello has found
someone to latch onto.Copy !req
633. Not even close, zip neck.Copy !req
634. The Professor and Mary Ann,
happily ever after.Copy !req
635. No way, atomic mouth.
Gilligan was her main man.Copy !req
636. They'd be married
and have six kids by now.Copy !req
637. Gilligan was a geek,
barfarooni!Copy !req
638. You're the geek, camel breath.Copy !req
639. Dome head.Copy !req
640. Elf lips.Copy !req
641. Let's give this a try.Copy !req
642. ee if this transplant
worked... fungoid.Copy !req
643. Here goes. What are we on?Copy !req
644. "G."Copy !req
645. Here goes, gack face.Copy !req
646. I'm ready, hose brain.Copy !req
647. It worked.Copy !req
648. Leonardo, meanwhile, has kept
a constant vigil with Raphael.Copy !req
649. He'll be OK.Copy !req
650. And then there's Casey Jones...Copy !req
651. a nine-year-old
trapped in a man's body.Copy !req
652. He might almost be cute if it
wasn't for that pigheadedness.Copy !req
653. He's out with the others,
exercising.Copy !req
654. Doing something together,
I don't know.Copy !req
655. Want some help?Copy !req
656. I don't know.Copy !req
657. I am your man.
I am Mr. Fix-it.Copy !req
658. Let's go.Copy !req
659. Lead the way, toots.Copy !req
660. Toots?Copy !req
661. Babe?Copy !req
662. weetcakes?Copy !req
663. Princess!Copy !req
664. Do you want to throw me a clue
here? I'm drowning.Copy !req
665. You know what? That's OK.Copy !req
666. I'll take care of it myself.Copy !req
667. That's up to you.Copy !req
668. Just don't come around here
asking for my help anymore.Copy !req
669. I wouldn't
ask for your help...Copy !req
670. if you were the last thing
on the face of this planet.Copy !req
671. It's coming along nicely.Copy !req
672. What?Copy !req
673. You're awake!
How do you feel?Copy !req
674. What's a guy got to do to get
some food around here?Copy !req
675. He's awake!Copy !req
676. He wants some food!
Bring some food!Copy !req
677. You're going to be OK, Raph.Copy !req
678. Get a grip, will you?Copy !req
679. Listen, Raph...Copy !req
680. About what I said before...Copy !req
681. About not needing you and all...Copy !req
682. Leo, don't.Copy !req
683. Oh, boy, we missed you.Copy !req
684. It's a Kodak moment.Copy !req
685. The Turtles are four
once again...Copy !req
686. and yet, still not whole.Copy !req
687. A lingering doubt remains...Copy !req
688. an unknown which
they can't bear to face...Copy !req
689. their greatest fear.Copy !req
690. Your empire flourishes,
Master hredder.Copy !req
691. What more from the rat?Copy !req
692. Nothing. It will not speak.Copy !req
693. And the boy
who led us to the turtles?Copy !req
694. He is still missing.Copy !req
695. I do not understand.Copy !req
696. Why do the turtles
trouble you, Master?Copy !req
697. They have not been seen
for many days.Copy !req
698. omething about the way you
described their fighting...Copy !req
699. something familiar.Copy !req
700. omething... from the past.Copy !req
701. Ointment?Copy !req
702. Funny, Mikey.Copy !req
703. What Russian novel, embracing
more than 500 characters...Copy !req
704. is set in the Napoleonic Wars?Copy !req
705. War and Peace.Copy !req
706. He's alive!Copy !req
707. Thanks, spaz.Copy !req
708. plinter's alive!Copy !req
709. We know, Leo. Of course he is.Copy !req
710. We all think he's alive.Copy !req
711. I don't think.Copy !req
712. I know.Copy !req
713. Leo, if you dragged us
out here for nothing...Copy !req
714. Don't worry. I came prepared.Copy !req
715. Put those away.Copy !req
716. Everybody close your eyes
and concentrate.Copy !req
717. Concentrate hard.Copy !req
718. I am proud of you, my sons.Copy !req
719. Tonight you have learned...Copy !req
720. the final and greatest truth
of the ninja...Copy !req
721. that ultimate mastery comes
not of the body...Copy !req
722. but of the mind.Copy !req
723. Together, there is nothing...Copy !req
724. your four minds
cannot accomplish.Copy !req
725. Help each other.
Draw upon one another.Copy !req
726. And always remember
the true force that binds you...Copy !req
727. the same as that which
brought me here tonight...Copy !req
728. that which I gladly return
with my final words.Copy !req
729. I love you all, my sons.Copy !req
730. o you actually
played professionally?Copy !req
731. Before I got hurt.Copy !req
732. Less than a year.Copy !req
733. I'm sorry.Copy !req
734. o was I.Copy !req
735. Just a minute.Copy !req
736. Guys, I told you...Copy !req
737. I hate it when
you do that, all right?Copy !req
738. What is it?Copy !req
739. It's time to go back.Copy !req
740. Home sweet home.Copy !req
741. Now I know what it's like
to travel without a green card.Copy !req
742. This isn't bad.
Nice place, guys.Copy !req
743. You coming or not, dude?Copy !req
744. This is great.Copy !req
745. First, it's the farm
that time forgot, and now this.Copy !req
746. Why don't I ever fall in
with people who own condos?Copy !req
747. Guess it's hard to get
good maid service in a sewer.Copy !req
748. Maybe you guys should try
Roto-rooter.Copy !req
749. Would you quit complaining?
It's just for the night.Copy !req
750. I still don't see why we don't
get started right away.Copy !req
751. It's been a long drive, Raph...Copy !req
752. and before we go out advertising
to The Foot that we're back...Copy !req
753. we could all use
a few hours' sleep.Copy !req
754. You're right. I'm just...Copy !req
755. What's that?Copy !req
756. Don't shoot!Copy !req
757. I don't think it's loaded, kid.Copy !req
758. Danny, what are you doing here?Copy !req
759. - Hey, where'd he come from?
- Beats me.Copy !req
760. I ran away from home.Copy !req
761. Your father's
going to have kittens.Copy !req
762. Does this thing work?Copy !req
763. Please don't call.Copy !req
764. Just let me stay here
the night with you.Copy !req
765. We can call in the morning.
I promise.Copy !req
766. Danny, listen...Copy !req
767. Hold on.Copy !req
768. What is all this talk about
spending the night down here?Copy !req
769. You're a claustrophobic.Copy !req
770. Do you want a fist in the mouth?Copy !req
771. I've never even looked
at another guy before.Copy !req
772. What he means is that you're
afraid of enclosed areas.Copy !req
773. Afraid?Copy !req
774. What, me?
Is that what you think?Copy !req
775. I don't have to take
this stuff about being afraid.Copy !req
776. I'm going to sleep in the truck.Copy !req
777. These are good.Copy !req
778. Do you think
maybe I could have one?Copy !req
779. ure. Why not?Copy !req
780. I could really go...Copy !req
781. for a little deep-dish action
right about now.Copy !req
782. I had some pizza down here
the other day.Copy !req
783. There might be some left over.Copy !req
784. - Well?
- Question.Copy !req
785. Do you like penicillin
on your pizza?Copy !req
786. "Afraid of enclosed areas."Copy !req
787. You are here because
the outside world rejects you.Copy !req
788. And you have
no one to go to, Danny?Copy !req
789. This is your family.Copy !req
790. All fathers
care for their sons.Copy !req
791. Look out, man.Copy !req
792. I have not seen you for days.Copy !req
793. I've been down
at my hideout a lot lately.Copy !req
794. And do you now hide from
your surrogate family as well?Copy !req
795. I don't know.Copy !req
796. l, too, once
had a family, Danny.Copy !req
797. Many years ago,
I lived in Japan...Copy !req
798. a pet of my master Yoshi...Copy !req
799. mimicking his movements
from my cage...Copy !req
800. and learning the mysterious art
of ninjitsu.Copy !req
801. For Yoshi was one of Japan's
finest shadow warriors.Copy !req
802. His only rival was a man
named Oruku aki...Copy !req
803. and they competed
in all things...Copy !req
804. but none more fiercely
than for the love of a woman...Copy !req
805. Tang hen.Copy !req
806. hen's love
was only for my master...Copy !req
807. and rather than see him fight
aki for her hand...Copy !req
808. she persuaded Yoshi
to flee with me to America.Copy !req
809. But aki vowed vengeance.Copy !req
810. I remember it well
as my master returned home...Copy !req
811. to find his beloved hen
lying on the floor.Copy !req
812. And then he saw her killer.Copy !req
813. aki wasted no words,
and during the struggle...Copy !req
814. my cage was broken.Copy !req
815. I leapt to aki's face,
biting and clawing...Copy !req
816. but he threw me to the floor...Copy !req
817. and took one swipe with
his katana, slicing my ear.Copy !req
818. Then he was gone,
and I was alone.Copy !req
819. Whatever happened
to this Oruku aki?Copy !req
820. No one really knows.Copy !req
821. But you wear his symbol
upon your brow.Copy !req
822. What are you
doing in there, boy?Copy !req
823. Nothing.Copy !req
824. Where have you been?Copy !req
825. Nowhere.Copy !req
826. You're lying to me.Copy !req
827. And you're hiding
something as well.Copy !req
828. They're back!Copy !req
829. Master.Copy !req
830. There will be
no mistake this time.Copy !req
831. I go myself.Copy !req
832. And the rat...Copy !req
833. kill it.Copy !req
834. What do you want?Copy !req
835. Recognize me now, kid?Copy !req
836. What's the deal?Copy !req
837. You got to come with me!Copy !req
838. What are you talking about,
come with you?Copy !req
839. They're going to kill plinter.Copy !req
840. No sweat.Copy !req
841. I do hope
there's more of them.Copy !req
842. Good!Copy !req
843. Where are the keys?Copy !req
844. Who are you?Copy !req
845. The name's Casey Jones.Copy !req
846. A friend.Copy !req
847. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
848. A little to the right...
A little to the left.Copy !req
849. One more time.Copy !req
850. A little bit
more like... that!Copy !req
851. And stop. Perfect.Copy !req
852. You're a natural, sis.Copy !req
853. A little Primatene might just
help to clear that up there.Copy !req
854. That's going to cost you,
Tinkerbell.Copy !req
855. I don't think
that you're listening.Copy !req
856. You know,
I'm starting to pick up...Copy !req
857. on a little language barrier
thing going here.Copy !req
858. Fore!Copy !req
859. I'll never call golf
a dull game again.Copy !req
860. Gangway!Copy !req
861. how-off!Copy !req
862. What are we just standing
here for? Let's get him!Copy !req
863. Do you want to be first, Junior?Copy !req
864. We have a loyalty
to The hredder.Copy !req
865. The hredder uses you.Copy !req
866. He poisons your minds to obtain
that which he desires.Copy !req
867. He cares nothing for you
or the people you hurt.Copy !req
868. We're a family.Copy !req
869. Family? Is that what you said?Copy !req
870. You call this here
and that down there "family"?Copy !req
871. Hey, dudes, where you going?Copy !req
872. Donnie, looks like this one's
suffering from shell shock.Copy !req
873. Too derivative.Copy !req
874. Boy, I guess we can
really shell it out.Copy !req
875. Too cliche.Copy !req
876. Well, it was
a shell of a good hit.Copy !req
877. I like it. Tep up.Copy !req
878. Awesome!Copy !req
879. Where do you think you're going?Copy !req
880. Wait for me!Copy !req
881. God, I love being a turtle!Copy !req
882. Aw, no more?Copy !req
883. Does anybody have any idea
about who or what this is?Copy !req
884. I don't know...Copy !req
885. but I'll bet it never has
to look for a can opener.Copy !req
886. You fight well
in the old style...Copy !req
887. but you've caused me
enough trouble.Copy !req
888. Now you face...Copy !req
889. The hredder.Copy !req
890. Maybe all that hardware's
for making coleslaw.Copy !req
891. I got him.Copy !req
892. This guy's good.Copy !req
893. Why don't you go next?Copy !req
894. Match you for it?Copy !req
895. Damn. Great.Copy !req
896. Come on.Copy !req
897. o much for family.Copy !req
898. Now... at exactly what point...Copy !req
899. did we lose control here?Copy !req
900. Maybe somebody ought to tell
him that we're the good guys.Copy !req
901. Any thoughts?Copy !req
902. I've only got one thought.Copy !req
903. This guy knows
where plinter is.Copy !req
904. Looks like your boys are
going to need a little...Copy !req
905. Where did he go?Copy !req
906. Leftovers.Copy !req
907. It's a talent.Copy !req
908. Where's plinter?Copy !req
909. Ah, the rat.Copy !req
910. o it has a name.Copy !req
911. It had a name.Copy !req
912. You lie!Copy !req
913. Do I?Copy !req
914. He dies.Copy !req
915. Weapons.Copy !req
916. Now!Copy !req
917. Fools.Copy !req
918. The three of you
might have overpowered me...Copy !req
919. with the loss of but one.Copy !req
920. Now your fate will be his!Copy !req
921. Yes, Oruku aki,
I know who you are.Copy !req
922. We met many years ago...Copy !req
923. in the home of my master...
Hamato Yoshi.Copy !req
924. It's him.Copy !req
925. Now I will finish
what I began with your ear.Copy !req
926. Death comes for us all,
Oruku aki...Copy !req
927. but something much worse
comes for you.Copy !req
928. For when you die, it will be...Copy !req
929. Without honor.Copy !req
930. plinter, are you OK?Copy !req
931. We were so worried.Copy !req
932. Kids.Copy !req
933. All right, guys,
let's get to it.Copy !req
934. April, here.Copy !req
935. What's this for?Copy !req
936. It's something I owe you.Copy !req
937. Trust me.Copy !req
938. Dad!Copy !req
939. Where have you been?Copy !req
940. I've had the whole city
looking for you.Copy !req
941. Are you all right?Copy !req
942. It's OK, Dad. I'm OK, really.Copy !req
943. And, Dad?Copy !req
944. It's just Dan now, OK?Copy !req
945. What have you been up to, freak?Copy !req
946. I want some stretchers in here.
Get some doctors.Copy !req
947. On the sidewalk. Don't move.Copy !req
948. Get those kids over there.Copy !req
949. Don't let them get away.
I want to talk to them.Copy !req
950. April, I told you
there were circumstances.Copy !req
951. I really need you to cover this.Copy !req
952. I don't know, Charles.Copy !req
953. Did you know that May Williams
over at Channel Five...Copy !req
954. has her own office?Copy !req
955. You can have an office.Copy !req
956. he has her own corner office.Copy !req
957. You can have a corner office.Copy !req
958. But she's also one of the
highest-paid field reporters...Copy !req
959. in New York City.Copy !req
960. Now you are.Copy !req
961. You are a tough negotiator,
Charles.Copy !req
962. I want some answers.Copy !req
963. What in God's name
happened out here tonight?Copy !req
964. omebody better talk to me.Copy !req
965. Go check out the east warehouse
over at Lairdman Island.Copy !req
966. You'll get your answers there.Copy !req
967. Let's go.Copy !req
968. I've been looking
all over for you.Copy !req
969. Casey, hi.Copy !req
970. "Hi"?Copy !req
971. I look like I just called
Mike Tyson a sissy.Copy !req
972. And all you just say is hi?Copy !req
973. You don't need
an ambulance, do you?Copy !req
974. No, but... I was...Copy !req
975. Will you just shut up
and kiss me?Copy !req
976. I got a report to do.Copy !req
977. I love it when you're pushy.Copy !req
978. 9.95!Copy !req
979. That's the way to go!Copy !req
980. We were awesome!Copy !req
981. Bodacious!Copy !req
982. Bitchin'.Copy !req
983. Gnarly.Copy !req
984. Radical.Copy !req
985. Totally tubular, dude.Copy !req
986. Wicked!Copy !req
987. Hellacious!Copy !req
988. Uh, mega...Copy !req
989. I have always liked...Copy !req
990. Cowabunga.Copy !req
991. I made a funny.Copy !req