1. Titans, go!Copy !req
2. Next.Copy !req
3. Excuse me, madam,
would you kindly...Copy !req
4. hand over all the money
in your register?Copy !req
5. For real? You got like
a weapon or something?Copy !req
6. Oh, heavens, no.Copy !req
7. Guard!Copy !req
8. Huh?Copy !req
9. Your electronics
are of no use, madam.Copy !req
10. I am the Gentleman Ghost.Copy !req
11. Splendid, now I must run.Copy !req
12. I have other robbery
appointments today,Copy !req
13. and a gentleman must keep
to his schedule—Copy !req
14. It's the Teen Titans.Copy !req
15. That's right.Copy !req
16. Polite language does not excuse
the doing of the crime.Copy !req
17. Yeah, if you wants money,
you have to do what we dos
and mooch off Robin.Copy !req
18. No, he shouldn't do that,
you really shouldn't
do that, either,Copy !req
19. but I digress, Titans, go!Copy !req
20. It seems you brutish attacks
are useless against
my genteel form.Copy !req
21. His what?Copy !req
22. No, I'll just procure the money
and, umph...Copy !req
23. Well, stop that.Copy !req
24. Cut it out.Copy !req
25. Stop, that is
exceedingly annoying!Copy !req
26. Then you better surrender,
because we can be
annoying all day.Copy !req
27. That is extremely true.Copy !req
28. I would like to
second the that.Copy !req
29. Hmm...Copy !req
30. So, what's it gonna be?Copy !req
31. Well...Copy !req
32. Geez Louise...Copy !req
33. Stronger, faster, better...Copy !req
34. - Talk about being
full of yourself.
- Faster...Copy !req
35. Robin?Copy !req
36. Pardon me.Copy !req
37. I will be borrowing
your friend for a spell.Copy !req
38. Oh, man, the Ghost stole
the money andRobin.Copy !req
39. Uh, let's get at least
one of them back.Copy !req
40. Oh, excuse me, pardon me,
coming through.Copy !req
41. Move!Copy !req
42. Look!Copy !req
43. He's helping that
old lady cross the street?Copy !req
44. It's the gentlemanly
thing to do.Copy !req
45. Get him!Copy !req
46. This infant body is too weak.Copy !req
47. Oh, hello.Copy !req
48. Mmm.Copy !req
49. This has been the very droll.Copy !req
50. But I must be going.Copy !req
51. Ta-ta, children.Copy !req
52. Not happening.Copy !req
53. Impressive.Copy !req
54. Don't even think about it.Copy !req
55. Raven?Copy !req
56. Well, I never...Copy !req
57. Ugh...Copy !req
58. Ooh, my specialty.Copy !req
59. Perfect.Copy !req
60. Uh, Raven?Copy !req
61. Don't mind if I do.Copy !req
62. Possession is nine-tenths
of the law, after all.Copy !req
63. Oh, my.Copy !req
64. Goodness.Copy !req
65. Is this good or bad?Copy !req
66. Oh, bother,
it looks like you got me.Copy !req
67. Guess I'll head off to...
ghost jail.Copy !req
68. Raven?Copy !req
69. Sorry, I lost it there
for a second.Copy !req
70. What happened?Copy !req
71. That was... awesome!Copy !req
72. What was?Copy !req
73. I didn't even know
you could do that.Copy !req
74. Do what?Copy !req
75. You totally wrecked that dude.Copy !req
76. That is not awesome, it's bad.Copy !req
77. Friend Raven, if you are having
the trouble with your powers,Copy !req
78. we are all the here for you.Copy !req
79. Yeah, well, you're
not half-demon.Copy !req
80. So I don't think
you'd understand.Copy !req
81. Whatever. You're welcome
I re-killed that old man.
Later.Copy !req
82. Hello, creepy dark
inner consciousness.Copy !req
83. Ugh.Copy !req
84. What's happening to me?Copy !req
85. What's happening is,
it's time to ditch
those humans.Copy !req
86. Dad?Copy !req
87. You.Copy !req
88. And also, ditch
Starfire, the alien, and
whatever Robin is, uh, wombat?Copy !req
89. Not gonna happen,
get out of here.Copy !req
90. But, sweetie, I came
to congratulate you,
your gem is cracking.Copy !req
91. Then, you know
what's happening to me?Copy !req
92. That gem on your forehead is
what contains your inner demon.Copy !req
93. But now that it's cracked
your demon can escape.Copy !req
94. And consume your
human side, entirely.Copy !req
95. You mean,
I'm becoming a monster?Copy !req
96. You don't have to.Copy !req
97. What if I told you I could
remove your demon altogether?Copy !req
98. Then we both can have
something we've always wanted.Copy !req
99. I'll be out of your hair
forever and your powers
will be mine to use.Copy !req
100. Not happening.Copy !req
101. It's your humanity.Copy !req
102. The more you use your powers,
the more the crack will widen.Copy !req
103. Until, pow!Copy !req
104. All that's left will be demon.Copy !req
105. I just won't use
my powers, then.Copy !req
106. I'd rather give them up,
than give them to you.Copy !req
107. And don't be in my mirror.Copy !req
108. - Used your powers.
- That doesn't count.Copy !req
109. Nuts, I thought that
was gonna work.Copy !req
110. Your gambit has failed,
as predicted.Copy !req
111. We proceed with the true plan.Copy !req
112. Fine, I'll get on it.Copy !req
113. Robin 1.Copy !req
114. When you're already best,Copy !req
115. there's only one adversary
you can face.Copy !req
116. Robin 2.Copy !req
117. Yourself.Copy !req
118. Final Round! Round Robin!Copy !req
119. Fight!Copy !req
120. Combo.Copy !req
121. Triple move!Copy !req
122. End him!Copy !req
123. Huh?Copy !req
124. Why aren't you ending him?Copy !req
125. Is this some
sort of cheat code?Copy !req
126. I don't understand.Copy !req
127. What's happening?Copy !req
128. Wait, wait, what are we doing?Copy !req
129. This is weird, right?Copy !req
130. I'm very confused.Copy !req
131. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
132. That's it!Copy !req
133. Team meeting.Copy !req
134. How would you expect me to
remain in peak physical form,Copy !req
135. if you insist on
interrupting my training?Copy !req
136. I do not know this word "peak."
It means the soft or mushy?Copy !req
137. Robin, it's not like
it's real training.Copy !req
138. Yeah, you're only fighting
against yourself.Copy !req
139. Of course I'm fighting me!Copy !req
140. I'm a super genius tactician
with good looks to match.Copy !req
141. Who could be better?Copy !req
142. I don't think there's an answer
there that you're gonna like.Copy !req
143. What we needs to do is learn
from Raven, she really...Copy !req
144. leveled up!Copy !req
145. Yeah, she did!Copy !req
146. Being bigger
and more awesome is great!Copy !req
147. Let's all level up!Copy !req
148. Easy for me!Copy !req
149. Boom! Toast-mode unlocked.Copy !req
150. Toast-mode!Copy !req
151. What is that?Copy !req
152. If these readings
are correct,Copy !req
153. something is breaking into our
universe from another Earth!Copy !req
154. What?Copy !req
155. Did any of you dummies feel—
That's new.Copy !req
156. It is the menacing
and the sparkly.Copy !req
157. I am the conflicted.Copy !req
158. Aah!Copy !req
159. Argh!Copy !req
160. Tiger claw!Copy !req
161. Lion's tail!Copy !req
162. Antelope!Copy !req
163. What are you?Copy !req
164. I did not like that.Copy !req
165. Where's even are we?Copy !req
166. Welcome, heroes!Copy !req
167. Welcome!Copy !req
168. To my arena.Copy !req
169. Who are you?Copy !req
170. Oh, I'm just a friend, ha-ha.Copy !req
171. Call me the Master of Games...Copy !req
172. Yo, unless those games
come with video,
puts us back in our house!Copy !req
173. But you haven't yet
heard my offer.Copy !req
174. I have traveled throughout
the Multiverse in search
of one thing!Copy !req
175. A smaller forehead?Copy !req
176. The greatest version
of every hero.Copy !req
177. What do you mean "version"?Copy !req
178. You may be the Titans
of this Earth.Copy !req
179. But there are actually
Infinite Earths...Copy !req
180. and each one is different!Copy !req
181. Wha...Copy !req
182. Uh, I get it!Copy !req
183. Here, we're heroes!Copy !req
184. But on another Earth we might
be villains,Copy !req
185. or robots,Copy !req
186. or medieval knights!Copy !req
187. Ooh! Is there an Earth
where we're all mermaids?Copy !req
188. No, those don't exist.Copy !req
189. Or a steam-punk Earth,
where we all
wear goggles and top hats?Copy !req
190. Oh, yeah, with goggles
on the top hats!Copy !req
191. - No.
- Ooh-ooh, I got one!Copy !req
192. A world where
we're all animals?Copy !req
193. Yo, I be that all day
and every day!Copy !req
194. Okay. So, I'd be Cy-bunny,
who's a bunny,
who's also half robot.Copy !req
195. And Starfire can be
Star-fish-fire!Copy !req
196. What about an Earth where
you became great heroes?Copy !req
197. Beloved by all!Copy !req
198. There's basically
zero-percent chance an Earth
like that exists, bro.Copy !req
199. That remains to be seen.Copy !req
200. This is the Worlogog.Copy !req
201. Wallgog.Copy !req
202. This marvelous artifact
shows me every possibility.Copy !req
203. And allows me to determine
which is the greatest version
of every hero...Copy !req
204. through combat...Copy !req
205. You want us to fight
an alternate version
of ourselves?Copy !req
206. Ooh, is it the Mermaid Titans?Copy !req
207. Or those goggles guy,
with the top hats?Copy !req
208. Whichever version it is,
they won't stand a chance
against us.Copy !req
209. - Hmm, won't they?
- No.Copy !req
210. - Won't they?
- I just said no.Copy !req
211. Oh, won't they?Copy !req
212. Why do you keep saying
"Won't they"?Copy !req
213. Because Robin...Copy !req
214. You've already met.Copy !req
215. Hasn't we seen them before?Copy !req
216. Their Robin is so handsome.Copy !req
217. Look at those guys.Copy !req
218. So tall...Copy !req
219. and such big hands.Copy !req
220. Wouldn't you like to battle
these other Titans?Copy !req
221. Prove that you're just
as good as they are?Copy !req
222. More than anything!Copy !req
223. Very well, Teen Titans.Copy !req
224. Face your challenges.Copy !req
225. The Teen Titans!Copy !req
226. Welcome to
the tournament of Titans!Copy !req
227. Wo-ho-ho-ho! Cool!Copy !req
228. Yeah!Copy !req
229. You ruined my childhood!Copy !req
230. I don't know,
isn't this a little suspici—Copy !req
231. This is perfect!Copy !req
232. Just what we need
to kick us up a notch.Copy !req
233. Let's prove we are the best
Titans in the Multiverse.Copy !req
234. But, Robin...
You don't understand.Copy !req
235. I can't fight.Copy !req
236. Aw, I wouldn't say "can't,"
you're just not
as good as I am.Copy !req
237. But then who is?Copy !req
238. Them?Copy !req
239. They're the serious
versions of us.Copy !req
240. Uh, I'm pretty sure we're
the serious versions of us.Copy !req
241. No, check it out,
you can tell by
how tall they are.Copy !req
242. See? He's like five heads tall.Copy !req
243. Now, look at your short self,
three heads, tops.Copy !req
244. And you also have
the tiny baby hands.Copy !req
245. We've moved past
my little baby hands!Copy !req
246. Point is, more tall
means more serious.Copy !req
247. Both teams will square off
in an all-out rumble.Copy !req
248. Throw your opponents
out of the ringCopy !req
249. and victory will be yours.Copy !req
250. Let the tournament begin!Copy !req
251. Remember, we have to play along
with this to save our Earth.Copy !req
252. Don't go too hard on those
baby versions of us.Copy !req
253. Ow!Copy !req
254. "Baby versions?" I heard that!Copy !req
255. Okay, maybe
rough them up a little.Copy !req
256. Don't worry,
we'll show them how it's done.Copy !req
257. - Hey.
- 'Sup?Copy !req
258. Look, I don't know
what to call you.Copy !req
259. Would you rather "Toy Robin"?Copy !req
260. "Shorter Robin"?Copy !req
261. "Bobblehead Robin"?Copy !req
262. Whoa, settle down, guy.Copy !req
263. This is all just a silly game
to you guys, isn't it?Copy !req
264. Whoo!Copy !req
265. Ah, almost got me!Copy !req
266. Oh, so you are
the Starfire of your Earth.Copy !req
267. On your Earth,
do you have a Silkie?Copy !req
268. I do.Copy !req
269. How much of the Earth food
do you consume?Copy !req
270. As much as will fit
in my nine stomachs.Copy !req
271. Feed me...Copy !req
272. I am the same!Copy !req
273. I gotta say,
not psyched about this fight.Copy !req
274. Oh?Copy !req
275. I spent a lot of time battling
my own inner demons.Copy !req
276. This is kind of
annoyingly literal.Copy !req
277. Yeah, tell me about it.Copy !req
278. What is your problem?Copy !req
279. This tournament must be
a trap of some kind.Copy !req
280. The Master of Games
obviously cannot be trusted.Copy !req
281. You should obviously avoid
my fist in your face!Copy !req
282. Now we're talking.Copy !req
283. Yeah, three heads,
you show that tall dummy.Copy !req
284. Glitter bomb!Copy !req
285. Is this a joke?Copy !req
286. You'd think that, but then
a few months from nowCopy !req
287. you'll still be finding
glitter in your house.Copy !req
288. And you'll be all,
"Curse that other Cyborg!Copy !req
289. Handsome devil."Copy !req
290. We should be working together
to figure out what is going on.Copy !req
291. We'll never join you.Copy !req
292. Have it your way.Copy !req
293. Loser!Copy !req
294. Ladies and gentlemen,
we have our first elimination.Copy !req
295. I love you so much!Copy !req
296. The what?Copy !req
297. Time to bring out the big guns.Copy !req
298. Ha, nice try!Copy !req
299. Oh, come on!
Is there anything you do
that's not horrible?Copy !req
300. I don't know,
how do you like this?Copy !req
301. Ow, stop that!Copy !req
302. - This is weird.
- Give up then.Copy !req
303. Not a chance.Copy !req
304. Booyah!Copy !req
305. That's my line.Copy !req
306. Mine first.Copy !req
307. Loser.Copy !req
308. Hey, foul, dude.
You put me together wrong.Copy !req
309. I'm an actual butt-head.Copy !req
310. Ho-ho, there it is.Copy !req
311. That's two to zero.Copy !req
312. We's looking like chumps, yo.Copy !req
313. Star, yous gotta do something!Copy !req
314. Ah!Copy !req
315. Oh, yes! The battle.Copy !req
316. - Hmm.Copy !req
317. Glorious!Copy !req
318. One, two, three, four,
we declare the thumb war.Copy !req
319. Classic.Copy !req
320. I am the victorious.Copy !req
321. Way to go, Star!Copy !req
322. Loser.Copy !req
323. Same side!
We're both green! Ah!Copy !req
324. Hmm.Copy !req
325. Hmm?Copy !req
326. Aw, I can't squash
this little guy.Copy !req
327. Look at him.Copy !req
328. Boom! Now you gots a
whale in yo face, fool.Copy !req
329. Ouch.Copy !req
330. Oh!Copy !req
331. Loser!Copy !req
332. That's how we do it on
Earth, Earth, Earth, Earth.Copy !req
333. Awesome!Copy !req
334. What's that?
Looks like we've got
a tied game.Copy !req
335. Uh-uh, you knows it.
Uh-uh, you know— Uh...Copy !req
336. Never mind.Copy !req
337. Loser!Copy !req
338. You know, I thought they were
the baby versions of us,Copy !req
339. but I think they're actually
the jerk versions of us?Copy !req
340. Loser!Copy !req
341. Way to put up a fight, Star.Copy !req
342. The important thing
is participation
and the good sportsmanship.Copy !req
343. The important thing is we need
Raven to turn this around.Copy !req
344. Looks like our shorter Titans
are running short
on contestants.Copy !req
345. I don't really feel like
fighting you guys,
so I'm just gonna go.Copy !req
346. You can have this one.
Congrats.Copy !req
347. - What?
- Oops.Copy !req
348. Sorry, Raven, there's no room
for quitters in this game.Copy !req
349. Why not? Let her step out
of the ring, she forfeits.Copy !req
350. No, she can't do that, she has
to fight, or at least eliminate
two more of you.Copy !req
351. Why?Copy !req
352. Because of an explanation,
which I, I have.Copy !req
353. This is weird, right?Copy !req
354. He didn't seem to care
what happened
until it involved her.Copy !req
355. Let me out.Copy !req
356. - No.
- Let... me... out!Copy !req
357. Sorry.Copy !req
358. Her gem.Copy !req
359. Raven, calm down before
you lose control of yourself.Copy !req
360. Don't tell me what to do.Copy !req
361. That can't be good.Copy !req
362. Yes!Copy !req
363. - Loser!Copy !req
364. Ugh!Copy !req
365. Loser!Copy !req
366. Yes! We can still win this!Copy !req
367. Have fun being losers, losers!Copy !req
368. Really, dude?Copy !req
369. Cyborg, we have to get
to the Master of Games.Copy !req
370. Find a frequency
for these crystal cages
that will shatter them.Copy !req
371. Copy.Copy !req
372. That's it!Copy !req
373. Almost there.Copy !req
374. Azarath Metrion Zinthos!Copy !req
375. Aw, shucks, close enough.Copy !req
376. - How did you—
- I'll explain later.Copy !req
377. But right now
we have bigger problems.Copy !req
378. I think I know
who's behind this.Copy !req
379. Who?Copy !req
380. Ha-ha! What a stunning
turn of events.Copy !req
381. What are those?Copy !req
382. They've turned Ray!
Both of them!Copy !req
383. Ugh! Raven,
I'm coming to save you!Copy !req
384. Eventually...Copy !req
385. Cyborg, now!Copy !req
386. Whoa, Cyborg, any idea how...
the other you
broke the crystals?Copy !req
387. I think he vestake
whooshe plinthor shlebdak
roothas minnerlip brusselop.Copy !req
388. Those all sound like words.Copy !req
389. Let's give it a shot.Copy !req
390. Titans, take him down!Copy !req
391. Ow!Copy !req
392. All right,
what's really going on here?Copy !req
393. And how do we
cause it to cease?Copy !req
394. Ah, well, that was fun
while it lasted.Copy !req
395. Hi, there.Copy !req
396. Trigon?Copy !req
397. That's right.Copy !req
398. You mortals fell for
the oldest trick there is.Copy !req
399. A rigged sporting event.Copy !req
400. Wow, they wasn't even real
and they rooted against us.Copy !req
401. Goofy Titans, is that
the Trigon of your Earth?Copy !req
402. Yeah, he's a real pain.Copy !req
403. This one time, he gave me
a puppy for a hand,
which seems awesome,Copy !req
404. but was actually—Copy !req
405. Then could that be...Copy !req
406. The other Trigon?Copy !req
407. But Raven defeated him,
he was destroyed.Copy !req
408. Yeah, well, I brought him back.Copy !req
409. Mostly.Copy !req
410. What's up with the one leg?Copy !req
411. Tripod.Copy !req
412. - 'Cause he's got three legs.
- Yeah. That's a good one.Copy !req
413. What is the meaning of this?Copy !req
414. By siphoning my daughter's
demon power, I've restored
big Trigon here to existence.Copy !req
415. - Eh, almost...Copy !req
416. Once her demon
is fully drained,Copy !req
417. big Triggy here
will regain all his power.Copy !req
418. And then, using this Worlogog,
we will conquer
the Multiverse together.Copy !req
419. And there's nothing
you can do to stop us!Copy !req
420. Oh, and, uh, bye!Copy !req
421. Raven!Copy !req
422. We'll save Raven
after we get off this thing.Copy !req
423. Cyborg, save
the baby versions of us.Copy !req
424. Uh, why are they...Copy !req
425. Uh, whatever.Copy !req
426. Ooh, that's right.Copy !req
427. - I can fly! Ooh, yes.
- I got these.Copy !req
428. Everyone okay?Copy !req
429. Everyone who counts, I mean.Copy !req
430. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
431. I mean,
this is your team's fault.Copy !req
432. Why didn't you try
to work with us?Copy !req
433. It's like all you cared
about was winning.Copy !req
434. Of course that's what
we cared about.Copy !req
435. That's why we
joined the tournament.Copy !req
436. Really? We joined because
he told us if we didn't he'd
destroy our whole planet.Copy !req
437. We were just buying time
till we could make a plan,
obviously.Copy !req
438. Ooh, that's a better
reason than ours.Copy !req
439. It does not matter whose reason
was more grebbler necky.Copy !req
440. Yes, our friends Raven
are in the danger.Copy !req
441. It is time for the cooperation.Copy !req
442. We don't need their help.Copy !req
443. - Right, guys?
- Don't see how they could.Copy !req
444. We can't trust 'em.Copy !req
445. Oh, you think you're so great
because you're tall and seriousCopy !req
446. and a good leader and people
listen to you and you have
normal sized hands...Copy !req
447. You are literally just listing
reasons I am so great.Copy !req
448. Well, we don't want your help.Copy !req
449. Right, my guys?Copy !req
450. - I don't know, we probably do.
- Yeah, why not?Copy !req
451. Can't you back up
your leader this one time?Copy !req
452. Leader?
That doesn't sound right.Copy !req
453. Yeah. I likes to thinks
of you as a cool uncle.Copy !req
454. - Heh-heh-heh.
- Who's not that cool.Copy !req
455. - I've got a nickle.
- We're practically
the same age!Copy !req
456. We are?Copy !req
457. Wow, time's been real
rough on you, my man.Copy !req
458. You've got some
city miles on that face.Copy !req
459. Some team.Copy !req
460. Enough!Copy !req
461. Despite the differences,
our teams must work together.Copy !req
462. Perhaps our point will make
more sense through
the singing of the songs.Copy !req
463. Ugh...Copy !req
464. All right, teamwork's great
and all, but we gots
to save Raven.Copy !req
465. - Now!
- Agreed!Copy !req
466. Titans, go!Copy !req
467. Are you guys coming or...Copy !req
468. Where? What's the plan?Copy !req
469. Plan? We're going—Copy !req
470. Ugh.Copy !req
471. But going where?Copy !req
472. You just pointed
in the random direction
and then ran out of the room.Copy !req
473. That's how we do.Copy !req
474. Which is probably how you
get into these messes.Copy !req
475. Look, the Trigons
took our friendsCopy !req
476. using a multi-dimensional
Worlogog.Copy !req
477. But we don't know where
they went and have no way
of following them.Copy !req
478. We need a plan.Copy !req
479. We'll come up with a plan
mid go, like always, right?Copy !req
480. - Oh, well...
- Um, sure, okay.Copy !req
481. You know, maybe we could,
I don't know,
go in a different direction.Copy !req
482. Tall Robin is, um,
talking sense to me.Copy !req
483. We can't mess this up.Copy !req
484. It's the Raven mamas.Copy !req
485. Let us give the other Robin
a chance to come up
with a plan.Copy !req
486. As smart and tall as he is.Copy !req
487. Don't worry.Copy !req
488. I'll figure out a way to find
the Ravens and get them back.Copy !req
489. - Yeah, all right.
- He's so handsome.Copy !req
490. Hello, sweetie.Copy !req
491. Ah!Copy !req
492. Wakey, wakey.Copy !req
493. Oh, man.Copy !req
494. - So this is
still happening, huh?
- Looks like it.Copy !req
495. I really thought I'd
defeated my Trigon.Copy !req
496. You did.Copy !req
497. And because I was destroyed
by the power of a Raven,Copy !req
498. only a Raven's power
can bring me back.Copy !req
499. And once a gem cracked,
it became
the perfect opportunity.Copy !req
500. How could you do this to me?Copy !req
501. I've been trying to take over
the universe with you for ages,Copy !req
502. but you had to be a hero
and hang out with your friends.Copy !req
503. So now, I am taking over
the Multiverse without you.Copy !req
504. Why drag her in?Copy !req
505. I need her.Copy !req
506. For what?Copy !req
507. I will finally destroy you.Copy !req
508. And together we'll show
the Multiverse that Trigon
is not to be trifled with.Copy !req
509. I alone am already feared.Copy !req
510. Speak for yourself, little me.Copy !req
511. No, I-I just meant,
between the two of us
we would be even more—Copy !req
512. Silence!Copy !req
513. I am still weak
and your prattle irritates me.Copy !req
514. Now, release to me your power,
small demon child.Copy !req
515. No, thanks.Copy !req
516. Come on, sweetie, so he can be
fully returned to existence.
You don't mind? Hmm, do you?Copy !req
517. Still a no.Copy !req
518. Enough of this!Copy !req
519. Give me your demon!Copy !req
520. You hear me?Copy !req
521. Don't give into him,
Raven, stay strong.Copy !req
522. I've dealt with worse.Copy !req
523. Yo, Cy, check it out.Copy !req
524. - What are they doing?
- Ask 'em.Copy !req
525. What are you guys doing?Copy !req
526. Staying sharp.Copy !req
527. Waiting for Robbie's plan.Copy !req
528. Don't you guys ever just,
you know, kick it?Copy !req
529. Ooh, I am the best at kicking.Copy !req
530. Yeah, I meant, like, relax?Copy !req
531. - Chill.
- Have fun.Copy !req
532. You can't just go around
having fun while
the Ravens are kidnappedCopy !req
533. and the Trigons are
on the loose with
the Worlogog.Copy !req
534. See right there,
even that word...Copy !req
535. "Worlogog."Copy !req
536. It is the fun to say,
it makes your mouth
feel the seasick.Copy !req
537. Worlogog.Copy !req
538. Worlogog.Copy !req
539. Wo-wo-wo-Worlogog.Copy !req
540. Try it.Copy !req
541. Worlogog?Copy !req
542. Man, don't just try it, like...Copy !req
543. Try it...Copy !req
544. Worlogog.Copy !req
545. Try it, try it.Copy !req
546. Worlogog.Copy !req
547. Don't fight it, fight it.Copy !req
548. Worlogog?Copy !req
549. Worlogog!Copy !req
550. Wo-wo-Worlogog.Copy !req
551. Whoa...Copy !req
552. Why did we just do that?Copy !req
553. To pad out. What?Copy !req
554. Screen time.Copy !req
555. You're welcome.Copy !req
556. Now, go get our couch.Copy !req
557. I was told this was
the escalator out of here.Copy !req
558. Hmm.Copy !req
559. Huh, very good.Copy !req
560. So, since I'm not gonna
use my powers,Copy !req
561. I guess we're stuck
here for a while.Copy !req
562. Time has no meaning to Trigon.Copy !req
563. - Right, but what if you have to
scratch your nose?
- Or get thirsty?Copy !req
564. It's pretty hot down here,
I know I'm parched.Copy !req
565. I am Trigon the terrible,
the lord of madness.Copy !req
566. I do not get parched.Copy !req
567. If you say so.Copy !req
568. Other Trigon, to me.Copy !req
569. Number one, we've got to
figure out what to
call each other.Copy !req
570. Number two,
you can't just order me around.Copy !req
571. I have become parched.
Procure me a soda.Copy !req
572. Wouldn't water
be more hydrating?Copy !req
573. Soda!Copy !req
574. Fine, but just this once.Copy !req
575. Larger!Copy !req
576. Place it to my lips.Copy !req
577. I'm not gonna do that.Copy !req
578. You must, it is the only way
we can conquer existence!Copy !req
579. Higher, higher.Copy !req
580. - No.
- Stop moving you mouth.Copy !req
581. I'm trying to move the straw,
but you're moving to where
the straw used to be.Copy !req
582. Stop, now, stop.Copy !req
583. My-my eye!Copy !req
584. You're not listening.Copy !req
585. I'm trying to move the straw,
but you're moving to where
the straw—Copy !req
586. Stop, now, le—Copy !req
587. - Just give me that thing!Copy !req
588. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
589. Soda...Copy !req
590. Well, good.
I'm glad you're happy now!Copy !req
591. The Ravens have escaped,
haven't they?Copy !req
592. Yep. They tricked us.Copy !req
593. Pretty obvious, in hindsight.
Ha-ha, eh, big guy?Copy !req
594. Find them!Copy !req
595. Keep moving,
I think I see light up ahead.Copy !req
596. Where are we?Copy !req
597. We're home.Copy !req
598. This is my Earth.
Come on, we'll have to walk.Copy !req
599. Walk? Ugh, this is the worst
thing that has ever happened to
anyone in history.Copy !req
600. Worse than spending
more time with our dads?Copy !req
601. You haven't found them yet?Copy !req
602. What was that? I-I couldn't
hear you the first time!Copy !req
603. Ugh... Walking it is.Copy !req
604. We're trapped on this alternate
Earth and everyone is counting
on me to come up with a plan.Copy !req
605. Me...Copy !req
606. I've trained my whole life
for this moment
and I can't let them down.Copy !req
607. - The Multiverse is
at stake and—
- So, uh...Copy !req
608. What are ya doing?Copy !req
609. I'm... thinking.
Trying to come up with a plan.Copy !req
610. Ooh, I get it.Copy !req
611. Brooding heroically is how
I think of plans, too.
Ha-ha, I'll join you.Copy !req
612. I really wish you wouldn't.Copy !req
613. Oh right. Got it. Uh,
I'll just be right over here.
Ha. Don't mind me.Copy !req
614. This is the price
of leadership.
The cost of being a hero—Copy !req
615. Leadership... Hero!Copy !req
616. Could you stop that?Copy !req
617. What? I'm helping.Copy !req
618. Ugh! Fine, I'll leave.Copy !req
619. How do you get your hair
to blow in the wind like that?Copy !req
620. Go away!Copy !req
621. Eh, I dunno about that guy.
I know he says he's
coming up with a plan,Copy !req
622. but when it turns out
he's a bust, don't worry,
I'll bail us out.Copy !req
623. I don't think we're
going to need that.Copy !req
624. Yeah, these serious
Titans are great.Copy !req
625. And we're really getting
in sync, yo! Watch this.Copy !req
626. Guess what I'm gonna
change into...Copy !req
627. Now!Copy !req
628. See? Ha-ha!Copy !req
629. And I have been getting
the tips for the feeding
of the Silkie.Copy !req
630. Yes, you have all been feeding
your Silkie too much garbage.Copy !req
631. Me and my dude are going
over the data he got from
that crystal doohickey.Copy !req
632. He's got some great programs.Copy !req
633. Yes. This cybernetic body
is a gift... And a curse.Copy !req
634. Hey, what did we say?Copy !req
635. There are no downsides
to a cool robot body.Copy !req
636. That's right,
that's a good cyborg.Copy !req
637. Oh, wow. Yay.
We are all besties now.Copy !req
638. Ha! Titans! I have a plan.Copy !req
639. - All right, let's hear it!
- Shh! Shh! Listen, listen!Copy !req
640. The Trigons used the Worlogog
to transport us to this Earth.
But it came from our Earth.Copy !req
641. That's right, the wavelengths
match our frequency,
not theirs.Copy !req
642. So, if everything on this Earth
is a copy of ours—Copy !req
643. Other way around, pal.Copy !req
644. Then there must be
a Worlogog here, too.Copy !req
645. We just have to find it,
and use it to get
to the Ravens!Copy !req
646. Where would we even start?Copy !req
647. Considering that the fake
Master of Games was using it as
a looking glass to find us all,Copy !req
648. we need to find
someone like him.Copy !req
649. So, we need a dude who can be
everywhere at once...Copy !req
650. And can see everything,
like when you're sleeping
or-or awake...Copy !req
651. Oh!Copy !req
652. Of course!
It is the obvious!Copy !req
653. What is? What's the obvious?Copy !req
654. It's so simple!Copy !req
655. That's how's he goes
to every house on Earth
in just one night!Copy !req
656. Who?Copy !req
657. Santa Claus.Copy !req
658. So they really weren't joking.Copy !req
659. Hurry. Before
there are more of the elves.Copy !req
660. Wait. On this
Earth, you regularly battle
the real Santa Claus?Copy !req
661. Not all the time.
Just for holiday specials.Copy !req
662. Sometimes we team up
with Santa.Copy !req
663. But always there
is the betrayal.
It is the complicated.Copy !req
664. Reindeer!Copy !req
665. All the better.Copy !req
666. Wha...Copy !req
667. Sleep.Copy !req
668. Ugh...Copy !req
669. Ho, ho, ho...
What took you so long?Copy !req
670. We are the spotted!Copy !req
671. I always knew you Titans would
come for the Worlogog one day,Copy !req
672. just a matter of time.Copy !req
673. Hand it over, Santa!
There doesn't need
to be any trouble.Copy !req
674. Santa Claus.
He's right there.Copy !req
675. Every time you Titans travel to
the North Pole,
you get the best of me.Copy !req
676. But not this time.Copy !req
677. You'll have to face
my secret weapon.Copy !req
678. What is
this weapon of the secret?Copy !req
679. My wife. And you don't want
to get on her bad side.Copy !req
680. She's a real lump of coal,
she is.Copy !req
681. Mrs. Claus?Copy !req
682. "Mrs. Claus" was
my mother's name.
Call me Megan.Copy !req
683. You can have the Worlogog when
you pry it from my cold hands.Copy !req
684. They're cold because of
the North Pole! Get it?Copy !req
685. That's not even funny!Copy !req
686. Yes, hi. Have seen two
sullen looking teens?Copy !req
687. About this tall and this tall?Copy !req
688. Ugh, okay.
Thanks for nothing.Copy !req
689. He's gone.
Let's keep moving.Copy !req
690. I'm not sure I've ever done
this much walking.
Not a fan.Copy !req
691. It's not so bad...Copy !req
692. I... like it... even.Copy !req
693. I think... walking is... fun.Copy !req
694. Once we get back to my tower,
we can figure out
how to contact the TitansCopy !req
695. and fix the crack in your gem.Copy !req
696. That way they can't siphon
your demon powers away.Copy !req
697. Or maybe I should
just let them?Copy !req
698. What? You don't mean that.
Our powers are part
of who we are.Copy !req
699. I know, I just...
I wouldn't mind being rid
of my demon side either.Copy !req
700. Just once I'd love
to feel... normal.Copy !req
701. But your demon side
is still you.
It can be used for good.Copy !req
702. You just have to embrace it
instead of trying to
lock it away.Copy !req
703. What if it takes over?
What if it hurts my friends...Copy !req
704. I've learned to calm my powers
by focusing on the things that
tether me to my humanity.Copy !req
705. - What are they?
- Myfriends.Copy !req
706. Come on, we are almost there.Copy !req
707. Ugh!Copy !req
708. So, if you could fly again,
but you'd become an evil demon,Copy !req
709. you'd really choose walking?Copy !req
710. Don't make me
second guess this.Copy !req
711. Naughty!Copy !req
712. You're not nice!Copy !req
713. Aah!Copy !req
714. Mmm!Copy !req
715. Ugh! It's official.
I hate this goofy Earth!Copy !req
716. We just have to get
the Worlogog away from her!Copy !req
717. Hoo-ya!Copy !req
718. Titans, attack pattern
alpha four!Copy !req
719. Copy that.Copy !req
720. Ooh! Look at 'em! They're doing
that thing where they're good
at being superheroes!Copy !req
721. Oh! Oh!
I love when they do that!Copy !req
722. I love
when they do that.Copy !req
723. No!Copy !req
724. My Worlogog!Copy !req
725. I got it!Copy !req
726. That's right!
Let's do this thing.Copy !req
727. Whoops, that didn't work.Copy !req
728. Now that's more like it!Copy !req
729. Everybody hop on!
We're outta here!Copy !req
730. Cyborg cycle, activate
alpha maneuver 42-delta!Copy !req
731. That means let's make a portal.Copy !req
732. You have to agree on codes
ahead of time!Copy !req
733. Did you think we were
just yelling random
gibberish in battle?Copy !req
734. I guess I did think that, yes.Copy !req
735. Don't just stand there,
get the sleigh!Copy !req
736. I don't know how
to create a portal!Copy !req
737. I've never used
a Worlogog before.Copy !req
738. Just zap it or something!Copy !req
739. Cool!Copy !req
740. That's my Worlogog!
Gimme. Gimme!Copy !req
741. Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
742. Whoa!Copy !req
743. Where are we?Copy !req
744. We must be between Earths.Copy !req
745. Some sort of wormhole that
connects to each of them
through these portals.Copy !req
746. Well, which portal
leads to yours?Copy !req
747. I don't know,
but we better find out quick.Copy !req
748. We have to find our Earth!Copy !req
749. We gotta lose the Santas first!Copy !req
750. Whoa, did we make it?Copy !req
751. This looks like their Earth
I bet. Ya know,
'cause it's all drab.Copy !req
752. No... This is closer,
but I don't think we're—Copy !req
753. Who are you!Copy !req
754. What are you?Copy !req
755. - Whoa!Copy !req
756. Aw, man, look at that guy!Copy !req
757. I see him.Copy !req
758. See, I thought you were
the cool serious one, but that
dude is the cool serious one.Copy !req
759. Uh-huh.Copy !req
760. Like, compared to him,
you're a silly little joke-man,
like me!Copy !req
761. Except worse!
Because you try to be serious.
You just failin' at it!Copy !req
762. So it's agreed, these be
the real serious Titans.Copy !req
763. And they have an even
more handsome Robin!Copy !req
764. - Let's get out of here!
- Yes, we have to save Raven!Copy !req
765. Naughty!
Naughty! Naughty!Copy !req
766. Aw, man,
I thought we ditched them!Copy !req
767. Huh. Was that... Santa Claus?Copy !req
768. They took out the treehouse!Copy !req
769. Hey, look! Actual baby Titans!
With little baby hands
and everything.Copy !req
770. See! Those are the little,
pants-wetting baby Titans,
not us.Copy !req
771. Don't we have any way
of shooting back?Copy !req
772. I'm glad you asked.Copy !req
773. Awesome.Copy !req
774. I want to shoot the giant gun.Copy !req
775. Meanwhile, over
the depths of the Atlantic the titans face— Oh, my stars!Copy !req
776. Golly gee!Copy !req
777. That's what's up!Copy !req
778. I knew it! I knew it!
Goggles on top hats! Ha-ha!Copy !req
779. Aw, we just can't
lose these fools!Copy !req
780. I've got an idea.Copy !req
781. Everybody, hold on!Copy !req
782. This thing's got one thing that
old sleigh of theirs doesn't.Copy !req
783. Brakes.Copy !req
784. Huh?Copy !req
785. Oy...Copy !req
786. Well, that just roasts
my chestnuts.Copy !req
787. Where the holly are we?Copy !req
788. I think we're back
on Earth, heh-heh.Copy !req
789. But— Oh, no!Copy !req
790. - Santa!
- Presents!Copy !req
791. A mall in December!Copy !req
792. No! No! Get off Me! Ah! No!Copy !req
793. Okay, now we lost 'em.Copy !req
794. And we have
a lock on our Earth.
We can take us to the Ravens.Copy !req
795. Hold up! When we gets there,
how's we gonna fight
two Trigons?Copy !req
796. We'll need a plan
for when we arrive.Copy !req
797. I just have to think
for a second.Copy !req
798. Trapped between worlds,Copy !req
799. the whole team, no,Copy !req
800. the whole Multiverse
is counting on me.Copy !req
801. I've come a long way from
my days at the circus,Copy !req
802. but I have to think of a way to
get the Raven's back to safety.Copy !req
803. Wow, seriously,
does he do this every time?Copy !req
804. Quiet, quiet, everyone listen
to the handsome Robin.Copy !req
805. - Titans! I've got a plan!
- All right!Copy !req
806. Robin's plans are the best!Copy !req
807. Aw, man,
he makes good plans.Copy !req
808. Yay. No, no, it's great.
It is, really.Copy !req
809. So we're setting
a course for home?Copy !req
810. Not yet, we've got
a few stops to make first.Copy !req
811. That wasn't so bad.Copy !req
812. See? I can manage
without powers.Copy !req
813. Come on, let's take
that ferry to the tower.Copy !req
814. Then I'll figure out a way—Copy !req
815. Aw, nuts.Copy !req
816. Surprised?Copy !req
817. Only an imbecile wouldn't
realize that this is where
you were headed.Copy !req
818. You rang?Copy !req
819. Leave her alone.
Both of you!Copy !req
820. Give us what we want
and no one will get hurt.Copy !req
821. Let her go.Copy !req
822. No can do!Copy !req
823. If you care for my daughter
then you have a choice.Copy !req
824. Give me the rest of your demon
or the other me
will destroy her.Copy !req
825. Too easy.Copy !req
826. Yes.Copy !req
827. No.Copy !req
828. He shoots, he scores!Copy !req
829. - Raven.Copy !req
830. Hmm?Copy !req
831. Huh?Copy !req
832. Ugh, what?Copy !req
833. What up, big T?
Check out this fist I made.Copy !req
834. Whoo! We made it.Copy !req
835. Get the other Trigon!Copy !req
836. Raven, what's the situation?Copy !req
837. She's alive, but all her powers
have been drained.Copy !req
838. More on that later,
you okay, Mama?Copy !req
839. - Ugh...
- Mama Ray-Ray...Copy !req
840. I feel... I feel...Copy !req
841. I feel great! And you've
never looked so handsome.Copy !req
842. What?Copy !req
843. Guys, something's really
wrong with Raven.Copy !req
844. Actually,
I've never felt better!Copy !req
845. With her demon side removed,
this is what she's like.
She's... happy.Copy !req
846. You fool!Copy !req
847. You didn't think they'd find
the Worlogog from yourEarth?Copy !req
848. - It wasn't easy!
- That Mrs. Claus is legit!Copy !req
849. Yeah, I just figured
Santa's wife had it covered.Copy !req
850. First you resurrect me
minus a leg, then you let
the Ravens get away,Copy !req
851. and now you've allowed
the Titans to return
to this Earth!Copy !req
852. It's not like we can't
defeat them, there's two of us.Copy !req
853. How could you be so careless?
So unfathomably stupid?Copy !req
854. Oh, I know, it's because
everything from your world
is just a pea brained,Copy !req
855. squashed down,
bobbleheaded version of ours!Copy !req
856. - Oh, no, he didn't.
- Oh, that's wrong.Copy !req
857. I've had about
enough of you.Copy !req
858. - Whoa!
- That's crazy.Copy !req
859. Is no one on my side?Copy !req
860. I've tried to
take over the universe
with my daughter...Copy !req
861. But no.Copy !req
862. What's happening?
Why are people
growing limbs and stuff?Copy !req
863. Her dad consumed
my dad's power.Copy !req
864. He's leveling up.Copy !req
865. I tried to take over
the Multiverse with myself...Copy !req
866. But no!Copy !req
867. This is the unfortunate
bending of events.Copy !req
868. If you want something
done right...Copy !req
869. you have to do it yourself.Copy !req
870. I am Trigon no longer.Copy !req
871. The Multiverse will tremble
at the name of...Copy !req
872. Hexagon!Copy !req
873. Wait, like the shape?Copy !req
874. No, not like the shape.
Like me, Hexagon!Copy !req
875. Because I have twice
the power I once possessed.Copy !req
876. Yeah, and twice the butts.Copy !req
877. Yo,
this dude's got two butts!Copy !req
878. Of course I do!
I have doubled
my entire being so—Copy !req
879. So, you intentionally gave
yourself the two butts?Copy !req
880. No, I mean, yes—
It was intentional
in the sense that I knewCopy !req
881. it would happen,
but it's not like the two butts
was the selling point!Copy !req
882. It feels like you're really
attached to the two butts, guy.
That's fine, just go with it.Copy !req
883. Silence!Copy !req
884. - Too many butt jokes.Copy !req
885. I am Hexagon,
destroyer of universes!Copy !req
886. With the Worlogog,
I can travel the Multiverse
and bend it to my willCopy !req
887. and there is nothing you little
"heroes" can do to stop me!Copy !req
888. That would
probably be true,Copy !req
889. except for one thing...Copy !req
890. We didn't come alone.Copy !req
891. - Hi-ho, hello.
- How are you?
Here for the fight.Copy !req
892. - Kah.
- Tweet, tweet!Copy !req
893. It's them!
The Protein Titans!Copy !req
894. I'm just so happy!Copy !req
895. Say hello to the Teen Titans
of Infinite Earths.Copy !req
896. Bleh.Copy !req
897. You can maybe defeat
two teams of Titans—Copy !req
898. I definitely could.Copy !req
899. But now
you're up against all of us!Copy !req
900. - Titans of Infinite Earths...
- Go!Copy !req
901. Aim for the face!Copy !req
902. Ooh, ooh, ooh,
let's all be piranha!Copy !req
903. I always wanna do piranha,
but one piranha
is pretty pointless.Copy !req
904. Don'ts I know it.Copy !req
905. One of my utters!Copy !req
906. Tamaranian battle
formation Gleebrex!Copy !req
907. Reckzar!Copy !req
908. Ready... aim... booyah!Copy !req
909. Ow! That hurts a little.Copy !req
910. - My eight pack!
- Azarath Metrion Zinthos!Copy !req
911. - Stop!
- Keep it up, crew!Copy !req
912. It is working!
We have the above hand!Copy !req
913. - Enough of this foolishness!Copy !req
914. - But... my plan.
- Guess you didn't see that one
coming, did ya, Boy Wonder.Copy !req
915. You know, I never noticed
how colorful everything is.Copy !req
916. Like this rock streaking
towards me. It's beautiful—Copy !req
917. Raven, you have to
snap out of this!
We need you!Copy !req
918. Uh, can't you get
your powers back somehow?Copy !req
919. Yes, that's it! Raven's demon
got loose when her gem cracked,Copy !req
920. all we have to do to get it
back is break Hexagon's gem.Copy !req
921. Then my Trigon will fade out of existence and your Trigon
will be... well, your Trigon.Copy !req
922. Meh.Copy !req
923. - He's not so bad. Huh?Copy !req
924. Raven, we have to
get your demon back.Copy !req
925. Ooh...
I'm feeling pretty great
without it.Copy !req
926. But thanks.
I super appreciate the offer.Copy !req
927. Look around you.Copy !req
928. Remember how worried you were
that your demon powers
might hurt your friends?Copy !req
929. Well, there you go.Copy !req
930. Why?
He was a turtle.Copy !req
931. You're right,
but what do you want me to do?Copy !req
932. You have to eat me.Copy !req
933. What?Copy !req
934. You have to absorb my powers.
By eating me.Copy !req
935. Shoots, you could
eat all of them.Copy !req
936. That many Ravens you'd
be like... a Mega Raven!Copy !req
937. You'd have the power
of an entire flock.Copy !req
938. He's right.Copy !req
939. But, I don't want to—
Why can't you eat me?Copy !req
940. Because...Copy !req
941. My mouth won't
animate that big.Copy !req
942. Okay. Here goes nothing.Copy !req
943. Yes!Copy !req
944. Gross.Copy !req
945. You two again?Copy !req
946. Is it working?Copy !req
947. I don't know,
but I taste
surprisingly delicious.Copy !req
948. Argh!Copy !req
949. I think that's a yes.Copy !req
950. Huh?Copy !req
951. At last...Copy !req
952. This looks like the end.Copy !req
953. Huh?Copy !req
954. Impossible.Copy !req
955. It's Raven. I think.Copy !req
956. Weird.Copy !req
957. What are you supposed to be?Copy !req
958. What, you don't know a flock of
Ravens when you see one?Copy !req
959. We are... the Unkindness.Copy !req
960. Ha-ha, sick!Copy !req
961. Do it, Raven! Finish him off!Copy !req
962. Daughter, you cannot defy me!Copy !req
963. Oh, yeah?
Then I guess I can't do this!Copy !req
964. Oh, come on!Copy !req
965. You will not defeat me!Copy !req
966. I am Hexagon!
I will not be foiled
by the likes of you.Copy !req
967. - Yes...Copy !req
968. We've got to do something!Copy !req
969. We have need of the plan!Copy !req
970. Another plan?
We're already three plans deep.Copy !req
971. There's no time to plan.
We just gotta... "go."
Give me the Worlogog.Copy !req
972. Time to save the day.Copy !req
973. What?Copy !req
974. Well, everyone was
eating things, so...Copy !req
975. They're all demons, it don't
work like that for us.Copy !req
976. Wait, I have another idea.
Get me to his Worlogog!Copy !req
977. With pleasure.Copy !req
978. Pull!Copy !req
979. Hmm?Copy !req
980. Argh!Copy !req
981. Boom!Copy !req
982. Oomph!Copy !req
983. Ugh... No, get back in there.Copy !req
984. Oh, no, you don't!Copy !req
985. Come on, Titans!
Raven needs help
with the tug of the war!Copy !req
986. You cannot defeat me,
daughter.Copy !req
987. I am immortal.
I am forever, I—Copy !req
988. Am the out numbered.Copy !req
989. No! It's mine!
You never wanted it anyway!Copy !req
990. Well, I was wrong.Copy !req
991. I'm half human, aren't I?Copy !req
992. - No!
- Argh!Copy !req
993. Hmm? Where am I?Copy !req
994. Ah! Uh... Hmm?Copy !req
995. No, no, no!Copy !req
996. R-Raven?Copy !req
997. You still in there, Mama?Copy !req
998. - Oh, you're back.Copy !req
999. Yeah, I know.
You think I don't like you.Copy !req
1000. But maybe... Maybe it's because
I never got to know you.Copy !req
1001. I'm not the best people person,Copy !req
1002. or demon person,
for that matter.Copy !req
1003. But I promise,
no more gems, no more safes.Copy !req
1004. Whatever we do going forward,
we do it together.Copy !req
1005. What are you all staring at?Copy !req
1006. It's just me.Copy !req
1007. - Joy! We are the saved!
- Raven!
Raven! Raven!Copy !req
1008. - Nice job, Raven!Copy !req
1009. All right, all right.
I'm still a demon, you know.Copy !req
1010. Titans of Infinite Earths,
time to hit the road!Copy !req
1011. Goodbye, Protein Titans!
You were as beautiful
as I hoped you'd be!Copy !req
1012. Good job saving
the Multiverse, everyone.Copy !req
1013. Me and my very serious
Teen Titans have to go back
to our very serious world.Copy !req
1014. And have, I assume,
very serious PG-13 adventures.Copy !req
1015. Robin, you are not
the Nightwing.Copy !req
1016. He is the much better looking.Copy !req
1017. It's just you guys now,
time to go home.Copy !req
1018. It's been... weird.Copy !req
1019. But you've got a lot of
cool stuff packed
in that robot body.Copy !req
1020. Thanks! I also have a waffle
maker in here somewhere,
but it never came up.Copy !req
1021. I just wanted
you to know that.Copy !req
1022. Goodbye, sister
from the other Earth.Copy !req
1023. Oh, I will miss the you.Copy !req
1024. It is hard being the only
Tamaranian on a team
of all humans.Copy !req
1025. And whatever Robin is.
I believe, a wombat.Copy !req
1026. Hey!Copy !req
1027. Laters, good-looking!Copy !req
1028. When I first met you,
I thought you were weird
and annoying.Copy !req
1029. - And?
- And you are.Copy !req
1030. But...Copy !req
1031. But you're also
a good superhero,
in your own weird way.Copy !req
1032. But with several more years
training and, assuming you
reach a normal height—Copy !req
1033. Let's be done
shaking hands now.Copy !req
1034. I'm not really
a goodbye person.Copy !req
1035. Same.Copy !req
1036. If your dad ever comes back
and you need someone
to help beat him up...Copy !req
1037. I know who to call.
See ya around.Copy !req
1038. Titans, go!
Back to our Earth!Copy !req
1039. Hey, shouldn't we be
taking that with us?Copy !req
1040. - Nope!
- It came from our Earth.Copy !req
1041. - Not important.
- What if we ever need
to come back?Copy !req
1042. - You won't.Copy !req
1043. Phew! Ugh, I feel
so much better, ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
1044. That was, uh, trying,
to say the least.
Am I right?Copy !req
1045. Yeah? Star?
Heh-heh. Yeah?Copy !req
1046. Breathe it in, team,
that's the smell of our Earth.Copy !req
1047. Kinda smells like...Copy !req
1048. garbage.Copy !req
1049. No "kinda" about that.Copy !req
1050. I thought the garbage
smell was intentional.Copy !req
1051. So did we level up?
I don't feel any different.Copy !req
1052. That's because
we didn't, Beast Boy.Copy !req
1053. Well, we already know
you didn't, three heads.Copy !req
1054. This adventure was never
about me leveling up,
it was about Raven.Copy !req
1055. And, boy,
did she ever level up!Copy !req
1056. Ha. Thanks, handsome.Copy !req
1057. The important thing is
it's all over.Copy !req
1058. And you know the best part of
a Multiverse-imperiling
superhero crossover event?Copy !req
1059. - What?Copy !req
1060. Aw, don't ask him,
now he's gonna explain it.Copy !req
1061. It's that there won't
be another one
for at least a year.Copy !req
1062. Pitiful maggots of Earth!Copy !req
1063. Prepare to be
obliterated by Darkseid
and the Armies of Apokolips!Copy !req
1064. - No way.
- Nopes.Copy !req
1065. - Hard pass!
- No, Mr. Seid.Copy !req
1066. I'm out.Copy !req
1067. - Where are
the Teen Titans?Copy !req
1068. The tall ones!
Not the short ones!Copy !req
1069. Ugh, what's he doing now?Copy !req
1070. The big jerk
and the little flying jerks
are building a giant tower.Copy !req
1071. Of course they are.Copy !req
1072. How the original.Copy !req
1073. Now the tower is firing
a laser into the sky.Copy !req
1074. Bet it's going to
open a portal.Copy !req
1075. The laser's opening
a portal over the city.Copy !req
1076. Called it.Copy !req
1077. But what is coming out
of the portal?Copy !req
1078. More jerks.Copy !req
1079. It is always the more jerks.Copy !req
1080. Titans
of Infinite Earths!Copy !req
1081. Go!Copy !req
1082. Why did we just do that?Copy !req
1083. To pad out. What?Copy !req
1084. Screen time.Copy !req
1085. You're welcome.Copy !req