1. - Hey!Copy !req
2. And if we just, like, download it,Copy !req
3. it would be a lot easier
than if you stream it.Copy !req
4. - You know? That's what I've learned.Copy !req
5. What's going on?Copy !req
6. Wakey-wakey!Copy !req
7. It is I, the inflated destroyer,Copy !req
8. Balloon Man!Copy !req
9. Time to inflate my bank account.Copy !req
10. Hello.Copy !req
11. Ahh!Copy !req
12. Titans, go!Copy !req
13. Oh, yeah! Scabadoosh!Copy !req
14. Booyah!Copy !req
15. Ha-ha! Who wants a balloon animal?Copy !req
16. Kitties!Copy !req
17. Oh.Copy !req
18. Stop hitting yourself.
Stop hitting yourself.Copy !req
19. I'mma pop you, fool!Copy !req
20. - Oh!Copy !req
21. He farted!Copy !req
22. That wasn't a fart.
That was just air leaving my butt.Copy !req
23. Which is a fart.Copy !req
24. You guys are awfully immature
for the Justice League.Copy !req
25. Whoa, whoa, whoa, do we look like
the Justice League to you?Copy !req
26. I don't know.Copy !req
27. I thought you were maybe
some of the lesser-known members.Copy !req
28. - Man, we ain't no Justice League.Copy !req
29. I recognize you now.Copy !req
30. You are the Guardians of the Galaxy!Copy !req
31. Uh, that's a different
superhero universe.Copy !req
32. I am the insulted.Copy !req
33. All right, all right.
Then who are you?Copy !req
34. Yo, Cy. This guy don't know who we is.Copy !req
35. Oh, really?
Then I think it's time we tell him.Copy !req
36. Go, Teen Titans, go
Go, Teen Titans, goCopy !req
37. Go, Teen Titans, go
Go, go, go, go, goCopy !req
38. T-double-E-N T-I-T-A-N-SCopy !req
39. We the real heroes
Takin' down the big menaceCopy !req
40. - Teen Titan flows
- Teen Titan knowsCopy !req
41. Where there's real trouble, baby
Teen Titans goCopy !req
42. Go, Teen Titans, go
Go, Teen Titans, goCopy !req
43. Ah, morons.Copy !req
44. Beast Boy
I can turn straight up into an animalCopy !req
45. - Animal?
- Animal?Copy !req
46. Yes, any animalCopy !req
47. Boom, pow
Yeah, I'm a kitten nowCopy !req
48. - Oh!
- Check out my kitten meowCopy !req
49. The star, the fire
The live, the wireCopy !req
50. The alien princess in my alien attireCopy !req
51. The energy blasts
The supersonic speedCopy !req
52. Is she down with the Titans?Copy !req
53. Oh, the yes indeedCopy !req
54. Booyah, booyah
Go my cannon blasterCopy !req
55. Cyborg, whoo baby
Mr. High Tech MasterCopy !req
56. What, what, what?Copy !req
57. Mr. Meatball DisasterCopy !req
58. - What, what, what?
- Mr. Boom Boom BlasterCopy !req
59. Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen TitansCopy !req
60. Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen TitansCopy !req
61. Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen TitansCopy !req
62. Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen TitansCopy !req
63. Boom with the smoke bombs and birdarangsCopy !req
64. Bow staff hittin' steady
Doin' my thangCopy !req
65. Robin, Robin, the leader
Robin, Robin, in chargeCopy !req
66. Show 'em your baby hands!Copy !req
67. No Robin, Robin's are largeCopy !req
68. Nah, but for real, man.
Those some super-small baby hands.Copy !req
69. No, they're not. Whatever.
Just keep going, just keep going!Copy !req
70. Go, Teen Titans, goCopy !req
71. Raven is here to drop it
On you even harderCopy !req
72. There's no darker than me
I'm as dark as can beCopy !req
73. Check it
Azarath Metrion ZinthosCopy !req
74. Teleportin', magical powers
We adiosCopy !req
75. Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen TitansCopy !req
76. Teen Teen Titans, the Titans
The Teen TitansCopy !req
77. Teen Titans Go!Copy !req
78. Oh, yeah! We are so tough!Copy !req
79. - Sorry, Justice League. You're too late.Copy !req
80. Our song was so sick,
it took down Balloon Man.Copy !req
81. Sure it did.Copy !req
82. Since you came all this way,
you guys wanna hang?Copy !req
83. Yeah, well, we'd love to,Copy !req
84. but we gotta get
to Batman's movie premiere.Copy !req
85. It's always been my dream
to have my own movie.Copy !req
86. Well, it is important to have dreams,
I guess.Copy !req
87. What do you mean by that?Copy !req
88. Well, you know, they only make movies
about real heroes.Copy !req
89. I am a real hero.
I even have my own superhero team.Copy !req
90. You guys are goofsters.Copy !req
91. You know, with the farts.Copy !req
92. Always cracking your jokes.Copy !req
93. You mean people think we're jokes?Copy !req
94. Why do you think there's never been
a movie made about you?Copy !req
95. Well, has there been a movie about you?Copy !req
96. So many. And more to come.Copy !req
97. It took a while, but yeah,
I have my own now.Copy !req
98. There was a Green Lantern movie.
But we don't talk about that.Copy !req
99. Problem is, you guys are never actually
doing anything heroic.Copy !req
100. Man, please. That ain't true.Copy !req
101. What about that time
we discovered that sweet diner?Copy !req
102. And they had that food?Copy !req
103. Oh, yes. It was most delicious.Copy !req
104. That wasn't even a crime
and you didn't save anything.Copy !req
105. This guy thinks we didn't save anything.Copy !req
106. We saved room for dessert!Copy !req
107. - Oh, right in your face!Copy !req
108. - Titans, if you keep playing the fool,Copy !req
109. you'll never be seen as real heroes.Copy !req
110. Only as jokes.Copy !req
111. Got him!
- Somebody save me.Copy !req
112. Anyway, we gotta get going. Ta-ta!Copy !req
113. Is it true?Copy !req
114. Are we not the real heroes?Copy !req
115. Of course we are.
We just took down Balloon Man.Copy !req
116. I believe we have a premiere to attend.Copy !req
117. Teen Titans go to the movies!Copy !req
118. Batman! Batman!Copy !req
119. Superman, over here!Copy !req
120. Supergirl, who are you wearing tonight?Copy !req
121. Plastic Man.Copy !req
122. Hey, John, how are you?Copy !req
123. Over here!
Show us the bracelets!Copy !req
124. Oops, my bad.Copy !req
125. The Atom has arrived. Thank you!Copy !req
126. Behold...Copy !req
127. Behold, Titans!Copy !req
128. This is every superhero's dream,Copy !req
129. to have your own movie!Copy !req
130. This burrito is my dream.Copy !req
131. Titans, are you ready to walk
the red carpet?Copy !req
132. - Yeah!
- I'm ready.Copy !req
133. - Let's go in!Copy !req
134. Hold it.Copy !req
135. This premiere is for superheroes only.
Who are you?Copy !req
136. Who are we?Copy !req
137. Who are we?Copy !req
138. This fool
don't know who's we is.Copy !req
139. Perhaps this will remind you?Copy !req
140. Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen TitansCopy !req
141. Stop! You're not on the list.Copy !req
142. But we're superheroes.Copy !req
143. Hello.Copy !req
144. We're the Challengers of the Unknown.Copy !req
145. We're here for the motion picture.Copy !req
146. "Challengers, Challengers."
Oh! Right this way.Copy !req
147. The Challengers of the Unknown
are on the list?Copy !req
148. That is the obscure.Copy !req
149. No one knows them! They's unknown!Copy !req
150. It's in the name. "Unknown."
It's in the name!Copy !req
151. Man! How's we supposed to get in now?Copy !req
152. I do have the ability to open portals
to any feasible location.Copy !req
153. That's right.
I always forget about that.Copy !req
154. Portal it is!Copy !req
155. Oh, man. There's no seats.Copy !req
156. What about those?Copy !req
157. I can hardly wait
for the motion picture to begin.Copy !req
158. But that's where the Challengers
of the Unknown are sitting.Copy !req
159. Dude, no one's gonna miss them.Copy !req
160. Yeah! They's unknown!Copy !req
161. Exactly.Copy !req
162. Challengers, we seem to be drifting
in a void of complete darkness.Copy !req
163. Nothing waits for us here but madness.
Madness!Copy !req
164. Super-ladies and gentlemen,
put your hands togetherCopy !req
165. for the biggest superhero
movie director in the world,Copy !req
166. Jade Wilson!Copy !req
167. Whoo!Copy !req
168. All right!Copy !req
169. Who's ready to watch a Batman movie?Copy !req
170. Give it up for the Bat himself.Copy !req
171. No, you deserve it.Copy !req
172. Yes, you do. Yes, you do.Copy !req
173. You know who else deserves it?
All of you!Copy !req
174. It doesn't matter how obscure you are.Copy !req
175. You're all getting a movie!Copy !req
176. You want a little sneak peek?Copy !req
177. Coming this summer.Copy !req
178. From the shadows of Batman...Copy !req
179. It's happening?Copy !req
180. Emerges a hero.Copy !req
181. They're finally going to make
a movie about me!Copy !req
182. Alfred The Movie.Copy !req
183. The ultimate grime fighter.Copy !req
184. When the dust settles,Copy !req
185. only one man will be left dusting.Copy !req
186. Coming broom.Copy !req
187. Ooh!Copy !req
188. Don't worry, brah.Copy !req
189. If Alfred got a movie, you must be next.Copy !req
190. Huh, right. My movie must be slated
for next summer.Copy !req
191. Coming next summer.Copy !req
192. A new hero will light up the night.Copy !req
193. Please be me! Please be me!
Please be me! Please be me!Copy !req
194. It's the car.Copy !req
195. Oh, they did the car before you, bro.Copy !req
196. This is ridiculous!Copy !req
197. Batmobile The Movie.Copy !req
198. Coming vroom.Copy !req
199. - That actually does look pretty good.
- I'd go see it.Copy !req
200. I do love the Batman's automobile.Copy !req
201. They must be saving the best
for last then.Copy !req
202. I'm sure my movie is next, next summer.Copy !req
203. Coming next, next summer.Copy !req
204. The story of Batman's greatest ally...Copy !req
205. That's me! That must be me!Copy !req
206. And best friend
in the whole wide world.Copy !req
207. Finally!Copy !req
208. Thank you for making a movie about...Copy !req
209. Utility Belt...Copy !req
210. What?Copy !req
211. The Movie.Copy !req
212. You put things in it.Copy !req
213. He thought the movie was about him!Copy !req
214. He's just a sidekick.
He's a nobody.Copy !req
215. Sidekick! Sidekick!Copy !req
216. Aw, man. Forget those fools.Copy !req
217. Who cares what other people think?Copy !req
218. We have the each other
and that is all that matters.Copy !req
219. Star's right, bro.Copy !req
220. What do those big-shot superheroes
know anyway?Copy !req
221. They know having a movie is the only way
to be seen as a real hero.Copy !req
222. You are the real hero to us.Copy !req
223. Yeah. You put this team together.Copy !req
224. Without you, we'd be all alone.Copy !req
225. That's right.Copy !req
226. Without you, bro, I'd be living
in a dumpster eating garbage.Copy !req
227. And I'd have to enslave
entire dimensions with my evil dad.Copy !req
228. And I would be forced
to return to my life of fightingCopy !req
229. in the pit
of the intergalactic gladiator.Copy !req
230. And I'd be playing
professional football.Copy !req
231. It sounds good,
but you're forgetting the concussions.Copy !req
232. The bad knees, going broke,Copy !req
233. and having to be on one of those
awful dance reality TV shows!Copy !req
234. But why don't they take us seriously?Copy !req
235. We've got the cool costumes, gadgets,
and the powers,Copy !req
236. and the sweet kung fu moves.
Hoo-hah!Copy !req
237. What are we missing?Copy !req
238. Well, what about an archnemesis?Copy !req
239. "An archnemesis"?Copy !req
240. Oh, yeah. An archnemesis is like
a status symbol in the hero world.Copy !req
241. Yeah, bro. Every superhero's got one.Copy !req
242. Super bad dudes with super scary names.Copy !req
243. That are fun to say in a dramatic way.Copy !req
244. Superman's got Lex Luthor!Copy !req
245. Ooh, Lex Luthor.Copy !req
246. Green Lantern's got Sinestro.Copy !req
247. Ooh, Sinestro.Copy !req
248. And the Flash has the Rainbow Raider!Copy !req
249. He rides upon the rainbows!Copy !req
250. That is pretty scary.Copy !req
251. If you can get a crazed lunatic
to devote himself to taking you down,Copy !req
252. it means you really are a top hero.Copy !req
253. You know, the kind
they make movies about.Copy !req
254. How do we get an archnemesis?Copy !req
255. It's a crime alert.Copy !req
256. A crime alert?Copy !req
257. A mysterious figure
breaking into S.T.A.R. Labs.Copy !req
258. This could be it.
The key to a movie about me!Copy !req
259. Titans, let's go get ourselves
an archnemesis.Copy !req
260. The Justice League will stop you.Copy !req
261. Sorry, my pathetic friend,
but the Justice League won't be coming.Copy !req
262. Because they're watching a movie.Copy !req
263. And as considerate moviegoers,Copy !req
264. I'm sure they would've turned off
their mobile devices.Copy !req
265. Unlike some people.Copy !req
266. The Ditronium Crystal.Copy !req
267. The perfect plot device.Copy !req
268. Stop right there...Copy !req
269. Deadpool?Copy !req
270. "Deadpool"? What? I'm not Deadpool.Copy !req
271. I thought Deadpool was a good guy.Copy !req
272. Why does everybody
think I'm Deadpool?Copy !req
273. You got them guns!Copy !req
274. And the swords.Copy !req
275. Yeah, well, lots of people
have guns and swords, okay?Copy !req
276. On the way here, I passed, like,
25 people with guns and swords.Copy !req
277. By the way, he should be saying
that he's not me, okay?Copy !req
278. 'Cause I came out, like,
way before he did.Copy !req
279. Nah. I'm pretty sure you're Deadpool.Copy !req
280. Look into the camera
and say something inappropriate.Copy !req
281. Oh, I'm not Deadpool.Copy !req
282. I am the greatest,Copy !req
283. most feared,Copy !req
284. most nefarious,Copy !req
285. most ultimate supervillain
the world has ever seen!Copy !req
286. I am Slade!Copy !req
287. Slade.Copy !req
288. Wow, his name is really fun
to say dramatically.Copy !req
289. Slade.Copy !req
290. Slade!Copy !req
291. - Slade!
- Slade!Copy !req
292. Slade!Copy !req
293. Silence!Copy !req
294. What is the point of all this?Copy !req
295. We're in need of an archnemesis
and we think you'd be a great fit.Copy !req
296. You gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
297. You guys are a joke.Copy !req
298. Everyone knows that.Copy !req
299. Besides, how could you be my archnemesis
when you've already lost?Copy !req
300. Because no one can withstand
my powers ofCopy !req
301. mind manipulation!Copy !req
302. Look at this.Copy !req
303. An ordinary pencil
made of rigid wood and graphite.Copy !req
304. Held together by a polymer adhesive.Copy !req
305. Topped off with a delightful eraser.Copy !req
306. And what's your point?Copy !req
307. Can a solid pencil do this?Copy !req
308. - What? It's so rubbery!
- Yo, that be witchcraft!Copy !req
309. That's just the start of it.Copy !req
310. You may think you have a grasp
on reality,Copy !req
311. but how can you even begin
to explain this?Copy !req
312. His thumb?Copy !req
313. Yes.Copy !req
314. An ordinary, opposable thumb connected
by flesh, tendons, and muscles.Copy !req
315. But what you're about to witnessCopy !req
316. may very well pull the rug
of empirical scienceCopy !req
317. from underneath your feet!Copy !req
318. Wait. Just stop it.Copy !req
319. These are just tricks
and optical illusions.Copy !req
320. Whoa, what's that over there?Copy !req
321. - Don't listen to him.
- What is that?Copy !req
322. He's just trying to trick you again.
It's absolutely nothing.Copy !req
323. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
324. No, seriously. I've never...Copy !req
325. What is that? Is that even a...Copy !req
326. Don't look! There's nothing over there.Copy !req
327. Even if one of you looks,
and the other ones close your eyes...Copy !req
328. There's probably nothing over here.
He's lying!Copy !req
329. Look it, guys, I'm serious. Look!Copy !req
330. Don't do it.Copy !req
331. I can't resist. Must look behind me.Copy !req
332. There's nothing there.Copy !req
333. Made you look.
- What?Copy !req
334. See you later, losers.Copy !req
335. Give me a call when you guys
learn how to be real superheroes.Copy !req
336. He's right.Copy !req
337. We're not real superheroes.Copy !req
338. This premiere
is for superheroes only.Copy !req
339. You guys are goofsters.Copy !req
340. Oh, they did the car
before you, bro.Copy !req
341. Heroes
SuperheroesCopy !req
342. Come check this outCopy !req
343. Go, go check it outCopy !req
344. Oh, you gotta check this outCopy !req
345. - Superheroes across the land
- Come see thisCopy !req
346. Check this outCopy !req
347. Check it outCopy !req
348. Check it out
Check, check it outCopy !req
349. What? We all gathered out here for this?Copy !req
350. Loser! Loser!Copy !req
351. He's just a sidekick!Copy !req
352. You're the worst!
The old series was better!Copy !req
353. What a nightmare.Copy !req
354. Yo, Robin. Come peep this out, my man.Copy !req
355. Not now, Beast Boy.Copy !req
356. I'm not in the mood.Copy !req
357. Trust me, dude.
You's not gonna wanna be late for this.Copy !req
358. Beast Boy, what are you talking about?Copy !req
359. Why am I sitting in this cardboard box?Copy !req
360. It's a limo, dude.Copy !req
361. Here we are.
Let me help you with the door, sir.Copy !req
362. What are you guys doing?Copy !req
363. Have a seat, my dude.Copy !req
364. Don't forget your overpriced candy.Copy !req
365. And the corn of popping.Copy !req
366. Now sit back, relax,
and enjoy Robin The Movie.Copy !req
367. What?Copy !req
368. Yo. This is a story about a dude.Copy !req
369. And this is not an ordinary dude.Copy !req
370. No, sir.Copy !req
371. This dude's got a name and it's Robin.Copy !req
372. Robin was just a little baby boy
that lived at the circus,Copy !req
373. doing acrobatics and things.Copy !req
374. - Come on. This is embarrassing.
- Shh.Copy !req
375. But then he grew up
and he wasn't a baby no more.Copy !req
376. But he still had them baby hands, yo.Copy !req
377. Coming up is the part that is the best.Copy !req
378. Oh, great movie, guys. Very funny.Copy !req
379. We worked hard on that, yo.Copy !req
380. We were just trying to cheer you up.Copy !req
381. By making fun of me?Copy !req
382. Perhaps if you continue to watch...Copy !req
383. No! I want a real movie!Copy !req
384. Then let's just go get one.Copy !req
385. Oh, like it's that easy.Copy !req
386. No one's gonna make a movie about me.Copy !req
387. I'm just a joke.Copy !req
388. You know what you need?Copy !req
389. You need an upbeat,
inspirational song about life.Copy !req
390. Are you feeling down?Copy !req
391. Like you just can't do it todayCopy !req
392. I can see your frownCopy !req
393. But it's all gonna be okayCopy !req
394. So believe in yourselfCopy !req
395. There's no giving upCopy !req
396. The power's insideCopy !req
397. Yeah, that's what's upCopy !req
398. It's the kick in the pantsCopy !req
399. You neededCopy !req
400. This song will open up your eyesCopy !req
401. It's the feeling you can't be
DefeatedCopy !req
402. It's an eighties song with synthy vibesCopy !req
403. And you know it's superCopy !req
404. Upbeat
UpbeatCopy !req
405. It's time to getCopy !req
406. Upbeat
UpbeatCopy !req
407. The groove is soundingCopy !req
408. Upbeat
UpbeatCopy !req
409. By now you're feelingCopy !req
410. Upbeat
UpbeatCopy !req
411. It's an upbeat inspirational song
About lifeCopy !req
412. I can do it allCopy !req
413. This type of song will make you
Feel that wayCopy !req
414. No, there's no stopping meCopy !req
415. I feel the fire insideCopy !req
416. This type of song will get you energizedCopy !req
417. I love this motivating melodyCopy !req
418. And you know it's superCopy !req
419. Upbeat
UpbeatCopy !req
420. Your life is lookin'Copy !req
421. Upbeat
UpbeatCopy !req
422. Don't tell me this ain'tCopy !req
423. Upbeat
UpbeatCopy !req
424. Yeah, now I'm feelin'Copy !req
425. Upbeat
UpbeatCopy !req
426. It's an upbeat inspirational song
About lifeCopy !req
427. I feel like I can do anything.Copy !req
428. Even get my own movie!
Hollywood, here we come!Copy !req
429. Road trip!Copy !req
430. And you know it's superCopy !req
431. Upbeat
UpbeatCopy !req
432. It's time to getCopy !req
433. Upbeat
UpbeatCopy !req
434. Let's make this partyCopy !req
435. Upbeat
UpbeatCopy !req
436. Everybody's gettin'Copy !req
437. Upbeat
UpbeatCopy !req
438. I know you're feelin'Copy !req
439. Upbeat
UpbeatCopy !req
440. Don't tell me this ain'tCopy !req
441. Upbeat
UpbeatCopy !req
442. Your life is lookin'Copy !req
443. Upbeat
UpbeatCopy !req
444. This song has got usCopy !req
445. Upbeat
UpbeatCopy !req
446. It's an upbeat...Copy !req
447. I think his dad is a cop!Copy !req
448. Run!Copy !req
449. Here it is.Copy !req
450. The studio!Copy !req
451. Once we pass through these gates,Copy !req
452. our lives will change forever.Copy !req
453. Now, Titans, are you ready
to be movie stars?Copy !req
454. Who are you?Copy !req
455. Ugh, this guy? Really?Copy !req
456. You don't remember us?Copy !req
457. Perhaps this will remind...Copy !req
458. Stop. You're not on the list.Copy !req
459. Great. Now how are
we supposed to get in?Copy !req
460. Uh... Portal.Copy !req
461. - Oh, right.
- Yeah, portal, of course.Copy !req
462. Wow, look at this.Copy !req
463. Standing on the back lot.
This is where the magic happens.Copy !req
464. Oh, man, I love this.Copy !req
465. That is where
the Animaniacs live.Copy !req
466. Ooh, it's that car
from that car movie.Copy !req
467. This place is amazing, yo.Copy !req
468. They're really making movies
about every superhero.Copy !req
469. And it's time they make one about me.Copy !req
470. Come on. Jade Wilson's soundstage
must be around here somewhere.Copy !req
471. - Hey, everybody, look at me.Copy !req
472. I'm Stan Lee doing my subtle cameo.Copy !req
473. Excuse me, Mr. Stan.Copy !req
474. This is a DC movie?
Oh, gee. I gotta get outta here.Copy !req
475. Oh, rad! Check it out!Copy !req
476. Ooh!Copy !req
477. - All right. Quiet on the set.Copy !req
478. Lights! Cameras!Copy !req
479. No moving around. Closed set, please.Copy !req
480. Take one, Batman v Superman Part Two.Copy !req
481. And just have fun with it.
Follow your instincts.Copy !req
482. Magic.Copy !req
483. What's your mother's name?Copy !req
484. Martha.Copy !req
485. My mommy's name is Martha, too.Copy !req
486. Wait. What's your father's name?Copy !req
487. Jonathan?Copy !req
488. - Mine's Thomas!Copy !req
489. Cut! Clark, Bruce, that was amazing!Copy !req
490. Oh, am I not supposed to use
your real names?Copy !req
491. Relax. It's not a big deal.
Everybody knows.Copy !req
492. Let's run it again in five.Copy !req
493. The performances were the amazing!Copy !req
494. Well, what are you waiting for, bro?Copy !req
495. Go, Robin.Copy !req
496. The destiny awaits.Copy !req
497. You...Copy !req
498. You really think she's going to give me
a movie?Copy !req
499. "Give"?Copy !req
500. When Batman wants vengeance,
do bad guys just give it to him?Copy !req
501. No.Copy !req
502. That's right.
Batman takes that vengeance,Copy !req
503. all cracking skulls
and putting fools up in the hospital.Copy !req
504. Leaving them
with the permanent injuries.Copy !req
505. It's the same with movies.Copy !req
506. She won't just give you a movie,
you have to take it.Copy !req
507. Now what do you want?Copy !req
508. A movie.Copy !req
509. - Say it loud.
- I want a movie!Copy !req
510. - Again!
- I want a movie!Copy !req
511. Then take it!Copy !req
512. I'm gonna take it!Copy !req
513. Hey! Jade Wilson.Copy !req
514. Would you please
make a movie about me?Copy !req
515. Was that too aggressive?Copy !req
516. No. It was good.Copy !req
517. A Robin movie.Copy !req
518. Hmm. What would that even be?Copy !req
519. It would be so awesomeCopy !req
520. It would be so coolCopy !req
521. It would be
the most incredible superhero movieCopy !req
522. The world has ever seenCopy !req
523. The screens would light upCopy !req
524. With real explosions
And special effectsCopy !req
525. Like tons and tons of special effectsCopy !req
526. My super sweet cape would be
Special effectsCopy !req
527. And it would blow your mindCopy !req
528. 'Cause it's my movie
My movieCopy !req
529. My superhero movie
It's all about meCopy !req
530. It's my movie
My movieCopy !req
531. My superhero movieCopy !req
532. They'll be lining up to see
A movie all about meCopy !req
533. No longer a sidekick
No, that's not meCopy !req
534. Picture my booty up in 3DCopy !req
535. I'll shake my bootyCopy !req
536. In my own movieCopy !req
537. It's my movie, my movie
My superhero movieCopy !req
538. They'll be lining up to see
A movie all about meCopy !req
539. I'd have the most impressiveCopy !req
540. Cool and scaryCopy !req
541. Big, mean, hairy adversaryCopy !req
542. But not to worryCopy !req
543. I'm the man in chargeCopy !req
544. Yeah, I'd have an alter egoCopy !req
545. I'd be a billionaireCopy !req
546. Standing tall with adult-sized handsCopy !req
547. And gorgeous hairCopy !req
548. Gorgeous hairCopy !req
549. 'Cause it's my movie, my movie
My superhero movieCopy !req
550. It's all about me
Yeah, it's all about meCopy !req
551. It's my movie, my movie
My superhero movieCopy !req
552. They'll be lining up to see
A movie all about meCopy !req
553. No longer the sidekickCopy !req
554. Sidekicks are lameCopy !req
555. Now I'm the superhero
Putting villains to shameCopy !req
556. R-O-B-I-N is the nameCopy !req
557. Oh, and I'd have my own hero music, tooCopy !req
558. It'd go
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum boomCopy !req
559. It would play every time
That I entered a roomCopy !req
560. Then I'd say my sweet and ominous
CatchphraseCopy !req
561. Crack an egg on it.Copy !req
562. Ca-caw!Copy !req
563. It's my movie, my movie
My superhero movieCopy !req
564. It's all about me
Yeah, it's all about meCopy !req
565. It's my movie, my movie
My superhero movieCopy !req
566. My movie
My superhero movieCopy !req
567. They'll be lining up to see
A movie all about meCopy !req
568. Yeah, it's all about meCopy !req
569. Robin. Wow!Copy !req
570. Wow.Copy !req
571. You just reminded meCopy !req
572. why I decided not to make a Robin movie
in the first place.Copy !req
573. I'm afraid it's gonna be a no.Copy !req
574. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
575. Why can't I have a movie?Copy !req
576. Oh, it's not you.Copy !req
577. Well, it is you.Copy !req
578. No one wants to watch a movie
about a sidekick without an archenemy.Copy !req
579. I mean, the only way
I'd even consider itCopy !req
580. is if there were no other superheroes.Copy !req
581. At all.Copy !req
582. But thanks so much for coming in.Copy !req
583. And I promise not to keep you in mind
for future projects.Copy !req
584. I am the sorry, friend Robin.Copy !req
585. Don't be.Copy !req
586. Wow, you're taking this
surprisingly well.Copy !req
587. Of course I am.
Didn't you hear what she said?Copy !req
588. That she would make a movie about us
if we were the only superheroes around.Copy !req
589. So, all we have to do is...Copy !req
590. Kill all the other superheroes!Copy !req
591. Close, but no.Copy !req
592. I want us to save themCopy !req
593. from becoming superheroes
in the first place.Copy !req
594. Every superhero is born
from a tragic life-changing event.Copy !req
595. I propose we travel through timeCopy !req
596. and stop those tragic events
from taking place.Copy !req
597. Robin,Copy !req
598. this is the excellent plan!Copy !req
599. Ha-ha! Let's do some time-traveling, yo!Copy !req
600. To the Time Cycles!Copy !req
601. "Time Cycles"?Copy !req
602. What's wrong with
our usual time machine?Copy !req
603. It's boring.Copy !req
604. We need something more cinematic!Copy !req
605. Raven, summon the Time Cycles.Copy !req
606. Azarath Metrion Zinthos!Copy !req
607. - All right!
Ooh!Copy !req
608. Man, these bikes ain't gots no power.Copy !req
609. Where are we gonna find
Libyan terroristsCopy !req
610. to sell us plutonium at this hour?Copy !req
611. We don't need plutonium.Copy !req
612. These Time Cycles are powered
by radness.Copy !req
613. Are you ready?Copy !req
614. Then let's go back to the future!Copy !req
615. I mean, the past!Copy !req
616. This isn't rad enough.Copy !req
617. Titans, bust some sick moves!Copy !req
618. Sick!Copy !req
619. Gnarly!Copy !req
620. We're still not rad enough, bro!Copy !req
621. Titans, deploy time streamers!Copy !req
622. Rad!Copy !req
623. Engage!Copy !req
624. - Yeah!Copy !req
625. - Oh...Copy !req
626. - That's not good at all.Copy !req
627. Honey, I'm sorry.
We're pretty much all dead.Copy !req
628. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
629. Hold it right there.Copy !req
630. Yeah. Shooting a baby into space.Copy !req
631. What kind of people are you?Copy !req
632. You are the horrible parents!Copy !req
633. But we have no choice.
The crystals are not harmonized.Copy !req
634. The planet is collapsing.
I've tried all tonal combinations.Copy !req
635. Fool, if you wanna save the planet,
you gots to play the right music.Copy !req
636. Yeah. Let us show you how it's done.Copy !req
637. Yes! That's how we do it.Copy !req
638. Yeah!Copy !req
639. Now let's go stop some more
superhero origins.Copy !req
640. Golly, thanks for taking me
to the moviesCopy !req
641. in this dangerous neighborhood, Dad.Copy !req
642. Whoa, stop! You can't go down there.Copy !req
643. That is Crime Alley, you dum-dums!Copy !req
644. May I suggest you take a shortcut
through Happy Lane instead?Copy !req
645. We made it.
We're back in the presentCopy !req
646. and there are no more superheroes.Copy !req
647. Art, art, art, art!Copy !req
648. What happened, yo?Copy !req
649. Without superheroes,Copy !req
650. the world has become
a horrific wasteland.Copy !req
651. But are they still making
superhero movies?Copy !req
652. No movies. Only suffering.Copy !req
653. Titans! Back to the future!Copy !req
654. I mean, the past!Copy !req
655. Well, altering the space-time continuum
didn't work.Copy !req
656. Who saw that coming?Copy !req
657. Then we have no choice, Titans.Copy !req
658. We have to prove to Jade Wilson
we aren't a joke.Copy !req
659. How's we gonna do that?Copy !req
660. This is how! It's Slade.Copy !req
661. Slade!Copy !req
662. - The Slade!
- Slade!Copy !req
663. Slade!Copy !req
664. If we can make him our archnemesis,Copy !req
665. then Jade Wilson will see
that we're worthy of a movie.Copy !req
666. So, no songs, no jokes,
and whatever you do,Copy !req
667. don't fall prey
to Slade's mind manipulation.Copy !req
668. - You got it!
- Yeah, boy!Copy !req
669. Titans, go!Copy !req
670. Item acquired.Copy !req
671. Charging Ditronium Crystal.Copy !req
672. Ditronium Crystal energized.Copy !req
673. Oh, that's hot.
Burned my little fingies.Copy !req
674. Drop it.Copy !req
675. Well, well.
If it isn't the "Teeny Titans."Copy !req
676. I see you're all
gluttons for punishment.Copy !req
677. The party's over, Slade.Copy !req
678. Slade!Copy !req
679. Stop it!
The party has actually just begun.Copy !req
680. And I'm about to thoroughly enjoyCopy !req
681. disposing of your inferior intellectsCopy !req
682. with mind manipulation.Copy !req
683. While I am typically
not a man of sympathy,Copy !req
684. I will pity you fools
after I finish eviscerating your...Copy !req
685. Oh, my gosh! What's that over there?Copy !req
686. It's a wall.Copy !req
687. Whoa, whoa! Impressive.
Good for you.Copy !req
688. I knew it, too, obviously,
'cause I showed you.Copy !req
689. Put it to rest, Slade. We're not falling
for your mind tricks anymore.Copy !req
690. Okay, I am noble enough
to admit when I'm wrong.Copy !req
691. And, oh, man, what is that
on your shirt right there?Copy !req
692. Anyway, what I was saying was...Copy !req
693. And I'm serious,
because it doesn't look great.Copy !req
694. It's, like, eye-grabbing.
It's like your eye goes right to it.Copy !req
695. So, if I were you,
I wouldn't go in public like that.Copy !req
696. Even, like, a lick-and-rub would work.
If you just wanna, you know...Copy !req
697. On your finger,
just kinda moisten it a little.Copy !req
698. I don't know how that's possible.Copy !req
699. I'm not even wearing a shirt!Copy !req
700. Give it up, Slade. It's game over.Copy !req
701. Titans, go!Copy !req
702. Impressive.Copy !req
703. Booyah!Copy !req
704. Ca-caw!Copy !req
705. - Hello.
- How's it goin'?Copy !req
706. What up, Deadpool?Copy !req
707. I'm not Deadpool!Copy !req
708. Steady.Copy !req
709. We got him boxed in. Fire!Copy !req
710. Can't get a clean shot!Copy !req
711. We got this!Copy !req
712. Yeah, we do!Copy !req
713. Booyah!Copy !req
714. - Get off me! Get off me!
- I'm over here. Here I am.Copy !req
715. - Too slow, fool!
- Got him!Copy !req
716. Facial scan accepted.Copy !req
717. Vault access granted.Copy !req
718. Item secured.Copy !req
719. Crystal secure.Copy !req
720. Ha-ha, you'll never get it now, Slade.Copy !req
721. No one can penetrate our vault!Copy !req
722. Nice job, Titans.Copy !req
723. Raven, Starfire, save them!Copy !req
724. I'll take care of Slade!Copy !req
725. Gotcha.Copy !req
726. - Get up.Copy !req
727. Stop milkin' it.Copy !req
728. - Rae-Rae?
- Don't call me that.Copy !req
729. You saved me.Copy !req
730. Let's not make it a big deal.Copy !req
731. Crack an egg on it.Copy !req
732. Ca-caw!Copy !req
733. Oh, what a cool
and ominous catchphrase.Copy !req
734. You truly are a worthy archnemesis.Copy !req
735. Archnemesis? Really? You mean it?Copy !req
736. I think you and I are destined
to do this forever.Copy !req
737. Until next time, Robin.Copy !req
738. There's not going to be a next time.Copy !req
739. You're going to prison.Copy !req
740. That's not how having
an archnemesis works.Copy !req
741. I get away, and you foil my next plan
in an even more heroic way.Copy !req
742. That's what happens in a great
superhero movie.Copy !req
743. A movie?Copy !req
744. Nice try, Slade.Copy !req
745. Where'd he go?Copy !req
746. Curse those Teen Titans
to the power of a million.Copy !req
747. They've stolen my device
and locked it in their vault.Copy !req
748. They're stronger than I thought.Copy !req
749. Not too strong.
Actually, fairly weak compared to me.Copy !req
750. Definitely my cardio is superior.Copy !req
751. Knees up, knees up, knees up.Copy !req
752. No matter! All I need to doCopy !req
753. is divide and conquer!Copy !req
754. Oh, man!Copy !req
755. I'm never letting you fly my body again.Copy !req
756. Where is the Slade?Copy !req
757. He, uh...Copy !req
758. He got away.
But we'll get him next time.Copy !req
759. It's Jade. She wants to see us
tomorrow morning at the studio.Copy !req
760. - Come on!
- It's the outrage!Copy !req
761. - We should be on the list!
- This guy!Copy !req
762. Whoa! It's the Teen Titans!Copy !req
763. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa,
this is an honor.Copy !req
764. You guys are the best.Copy !req
765. I can't... Oh!Copy !req
766. You know who we are?Copy !req
767. Yes, sir. Everyone is talking about you.
You're on the list.Copy !req
768. We are on the list!Copy !req
769. It's about time.Copy !req
770. Right this way.Copy !req
771. That is the more like the it.Copy !req
772. Welcome to the studio, my stars.Copy !req
773. Now, that battle with Slade?
I mean, it was electric!Copy !req
774. Thanks, Miss Wilson.
Just doing our jobs.Copy !req
775. Robin, you have proven to me
that you are more than a sidekick.Copy !req
776. Now, let me show you
something marvelous.Copy !req
777. The Teen Titans movie set!Copy !req
778. Robin, your dream is coming the true.Copy !req
779. Wow.Copy !req
780. Incredible.Copy !req
781. It's really happening!Copy !req
782. Dope, right?Copy !req
783. This set seems so real.Copy !req
784. Even the toilet, yo.Copy !req
785. Well, the toilet isn't real.Copy !req
786. Uh, yeah, it is. I pooped in it.Copy !req
787. - You what?
- I pooped in it.Copy !req
788. Hoo doggy, do not go in that bathroom,
'cause I just wrecked it, baby.Copy !req
789. That's what's up.Copy !req
790. We pooped in the toilet!Copy !req
791. Stop that!Copy !req
792. You are pooping in a prop toilet!Copy !req
793. I don't know, bro. Looked real to me.Copy !req
794. Uh, there is nothing quite like doing
the poops in the new bathroom.Copy !req
795. She pooped in the toilet!Copy !req
796. No one should be using that bathroom!Copy !req
797. There is no plumbing.
There is nowhere for the poops to go.Copy !req
798. Hey, keep it down.
I'm trying to poop in here.Copy !req
799. Robin, do your friends know
that's a fake toilet?Copy !req
800. Wow, do not go in there.Copy !req
801. Oh, wow. You really did. You pooped
in the fake toilet.Copy !req
802. You pooped on my set.Copy !req
803. Miss Wilson, I am so sorry.Copy !req
804. It's cool. I deal with people
like this all day.Copy !req
805. Now, let me introduce you
to your costar.Copy !req
806. - Slade?
Get him!Copy !req
807. Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys!
I'm just playing Slade in the movie.Copy !req
808. It's me, Shia LaBeouf.Copy !req
809. Oh, it's Shia LaBeoufs.Copy !req
810. - That's even worse than being a villain!Copy !req
811. Titans! Stop!Copy !req
812. Didn't you hear Jade?
Everything here is fake.Copy !req
813. Robin, if your team is going to poop
on the props and beat up the actors,Copy !req
814. this isn't going to work.Copy !req
815. Ugh, maybe this was a mistake.Copy !req
816. No, no, no! It's not.
Please. Just give me a second.Copy !req
817. Guys, this is my dream.Copy !req
818. We finally have a chance
to prove we're real heroes...Copy !req
819. That I'm a real hero.Copy !req
820. Please promise me
you'll take this seriously.Copy !req
821. We will do it, Robin.
Because it is your dream.Copy !req
822. Yeah, bro. We'll do it for you.Copy !req
823. Yeah, man. We got this.Copy !req
824. Whatever.Copy !req
825. Miss Wilson,
the team and I discussed it,Copy !req
826. and we promise from now on,
we'll behave ourselves.Copy !req
827. That's what I like to hear.
You're gonna be a big star, Robin.Copy !req
828. As long as your team doesn't get
into any more shenanigans.Copy !req
829. Anybody up for some shenanigans?Copy !req
830. - Shenanigans!Copy !req
831. - All right!Copy !req
832. Whoa, they gots that
good food in there, yo.Copy !req
833. But how can we get past the Superman?Copy !req
834. We can exploit his number-one weakness.Copy !req
835. Hello?Copy !req
836. Superman, it's me.Copy !req
837. - Your girlfriend, Lois Lane.Copy !req
838. Well, hello, Lois.Copy !req
839. How are you, my sweet little dewdrop?Copy !req
840. How am I? I'm terrible.Copy !req
841. You gotta save me from Gene Hackman's
real estate scheme.Copy !req
842. Oh, my goodness.
No, that sounds terrible.Copy !req
843. Oh, you's better hurry, fool.Copy !req
844. Or no more smoochie smoochies.Copy !req
845. I'm coming, Lois.Copy !req
846. I'm coming, Lois!Copy !req
847. Whoa!Copy !req
848. Looks at all that opulence, yo.Copy !req
849. It is so the fancy.Copy !req
850. The table is wearing the dress.Copy !req
851. Whoa!Copy !req
852. Let's dig in!Copy !req
853. Jade says we need
to finish construction by tonight.Copy !req
854. This smells of the fish.Copy !req
855. What happened to all the food?Copy !req
856. Let's steal some
from the Spider-Man set.Copy !req
857. "Doomsday device"? Let's destroy it.Copy !req
858. With pleasure. Booyah!Copy !req
859. I knew you were goofsters.
But using Lois and now this?Copy !req
860. It's too much!Copy !req
861. I don't know why
you're working with Jade.Copy !req
862. But one way or another,
we're destroying that device.Copy !req
863. Stop it. How are you going
to get past me? I mean...Copy !req
864. By exploiting your other weakness.Copy !req
865. Kryptonite party!Copy !req
866. - Yeah, boy!
- Yeah, baby!Copy !req
867. So...Copy !req
868. I see you've discovered my secret plan.Copy !req
869. Titans! Why did you do that to Superman?Copy !req
870. He's a national treasure.Copy !req
871. We're on to you, Jade.Copy !req
872. Yeah. You've done some kind
of mind tricks on them superheroes.Copy !req
873. So they'd help you build
a doomsday device.Copy !req
874. The shame upon you, Jade.Copy !req
875. The shame, the shame, the shame!Copy !req
876. Is it true? Are you building
a doomsday device?Copy !req
877. It's not a doomsday device.
It's my DOOMSDAY...Copy !req
878. Oh, oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
879. I see the confusion.Copy !req
880. "DOOMSDAY" stands forCopy !req
881. "Digitally Ordering Online Movie
Streaming Directly At You."Copy !req
882. In retrospect, we should have gone
with a different acronym.Copy !req
883. But trust me, it's going
to revolutionize the movie industry.Copy !req
884. Once finished, it will broadcast
my superhero moviesCopy !req
885. onto all screens
everywhere in the world.Copy !req
886. Movie theaters, televisions, phones,Copy !req
887. tablets, smartwatches, microwaves,
you name it.Copy !req
888. The population of Earth will be able
to watch superhero moviesCopy !req
889. anywhere, anytime, all the time.Copy !req
890. Wait, that thing's just
a big movie projector?Copy !req
891. The Teen Titans movie was going to beCopy !req
892. the first movie delivered
by the DOOMSDAY Device.Copy !req
893. What do you mean "was"?Copy !req
894. I'm killing the Teen Titans movie!Copy !req
895. Miss the Wilson, please do not
murder the film.Copy !req
896. It is friend Robin's dream.Copy !req
897. Believe me, I did not want to do this.Copy !req
898. But you guys are jokes.
You can't take anything seriously!Copy !req
899. That's why I won't make
a Teen Titans movie.Copy !req
900. But I would make a Robin movie.Copy !req
901. A Robin movie? All about me?Copy !req
902. All about you.Copy !req
903. But I know you would never do itCopy !req
904. because your friends
are too important to you.Copy !req
905. You are correct.Copy !req
906. The friend Robin would never leave us.Copy !req
907. - He would...
- I'll do it!Copy !req
908. Bro, is you for reals gonna ditch us?Copy !req
909. But, Robin, we have done
all of this for you.Copy !req
910. Done all of what,
make me look like a joke?Copy !req
911. We have to face it.Copy !req
912. No one takes us seriously
when we're together.Copy !req
913. Maybe we should just go
our separate ways.Copy !req
914. It's never easy
to tell the truth, Robin.Copy !req
915. But I am deeply touched
by what you've just done here.Copy !req
916. And you four, it was so nice
to meet you, but not really.Copy !req
917. And I'm sure we'll work together again
in the future, definitely not.Copy !req
918. I'm sorry, guys.
But it's what we need to do.Copy !req
919. Fine. Go make your own movie.
I'm going home to Dad.Copy !req
920. Well, the dumpster it is.Copy !req
921. I guess I'll have to be
a pro football star after all.Copy !req
922. That really doesn't
sound that bad.Copy !req
923. Good luck to you, Robin.Copy !req
924. I hope to one day see your movie.Copy !req
925. I think it will be very good.Copy !req
926. - Star, wait...
- Don't be sad, Robin.Copy !req
927. You don't need your old friends anymore.Copy !req
928. You'll find that fame is worth
so much more than friendshipCopy !req
929. because you are going to be
a big Hollywood star.Copy !req
930. Wow.Copy !req
931. And action!Copy !req
932. No longer a sidekick.Copy !req
933. That's not me!Copy !req
934. Oh, that was electric!Copy !req
935. I wonder how they're doing now.Copy !req
936. They're doing great.Copy !req
937. - Really?
- I called themCopy !req
938. to see if they wanted
to make cameos in the film,Copy !req
939. but they're all too busy
with their fabulous lives.Copy !req
940. Maybe splitting up was for the best.Copy !req
941. I couldn't agree more.Copy !req
942. Now focus, because we are about to filmCopy !req
943. the final scene of your movie.Copy !req
944. Picture this. You just defeated Slade.Copy !req
945. So in this scene, whoo...
You're gonna love this,Copy !req
946. you return to the tower vaultCopy !req
947. so you can lock away his evil device
along with the pain of your past.Copy !req
948. And then... Bam-Ba-Ba-Ba!Copy !req
949. You emerge as a new man!Copy !req
950. Robin, the superhero!Copy !req
951. Think you can act that?Copy !req
952. Act it? Huh, I've lived it.Copy !req
953. And magic!Copy !req
954. Robin? Robin?Copy !req
955. Robin, can you hear me? Robin.Copy !req
956. What? What happened?Copy !req
957. Oh, thank goodness.
A light fell and knocked you out.Copy !req
958. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
959. Let's just wrap for the day
so you can recover,Copy !req
960. and we'll start fresh tomorrow.Copy !req
961. No, no, no, I'm fine.
Let's finish this movie.Copy !req
962. And that's what makes you a real hero.Copy !req
963. Okay, let's do this!Copy !req
964. Facial scan accepted.Copy !req
965. Whoa, these effects
are pretty impressive.Copy !req
966. This is just like our vault.Copy !req
967. Why, thank you.Copy !req
968. I've designed it
with meticulous attention to detail.Copy !req
969. Now please type in the code.Copy !req
970. Invalid code.
No, no.Copy !req
971. It has to feel authentic, so go again.Copy !req
972. Invalid code.
Focus. Again.Copy !req
973. Invalid code.Copy !req
974. No. Be in the moment! Make it look real!Copy !req
975. All right.Copy !req
976. Code accepted.Copy !req
977. - Vault access granted.
- Yes!Copy !req
978. And cut! That was perfect.Copy !req
979. Robin, thank you. You're a genius.Copy !req
980. Wow, these sets are amazing.
They look so real.Copy !req
981. - Well, because it is real.Copy !req
982. No, really. While you were knocked out
by our lighting accident,Copy !req
983. I moved you to the actual Titans Tower
so you could open the real vault for me.Copy !req
984. Good one.
That would make a great villain plot.Copy !req
985. We'll do it in the sequel.Copy !req
986. Whoa, Robin, what is that?Copy !req
987. Huh? I don't see anything.
There's nothing there.Copy !req
988. Made you look.Copy !req
989. No!Copy !req
990. So everything, the movie,Copy !req
991. turning me against my friends,
it was all just...Copy !req
992. Mind manipulation.Copy !req
993. Slade.Copy !req
994. You were wearing a lady-director mask
over your Slade mask the whole time!Copy !req
995. Didn't you get
really sweaty under there?Copy !req
996. It gets stupid sweaty.
And I've had a bunch of rashes...Copy !req
997. Anyway, it doesn't matter!Copy !req
998. Now I can complete
my mind manipulation device.Copy !req
999. - The other superheroes will...
- Will stop me?Copy !req
1000. Is that what you were gonna say?Copy !req
1001. They're too busy making movies
to stop me.Copy !req
1002. It was all part
of my master plan, Robin.Copy !req
1003. I gave all the superheroes movie deals.Copy !req
1004. And while those dum-dums
were distracted filming,Copy !req
1005. I stole valuable pieces of tech
from the cities they once protected.Copy !req
1006. Now, with my fully energized
Ditronium Crystal,Copy !req
1007. I will have the power
to encrypt your movieCopy !req
1008. with my patented mind manipulation!Copy !req
1009. It will stream to every screen
in the entire world!Copy !req
1010. And everyone will be mine to control.Copy !req
1011. People will rob banks for me.Copy !req
1012. People will build monuments of me!Copy !req
1013. And if I tell them to pick me up
from the airport on short notice,Copy !req
1014. they will pick me up.Copy !req
1015. You know what a hassle that is.Copy !req
1016. And once they've watched
your entire movie,Copy !req
1017. the effects of my mind control
will be permanent.Copy !req
1018. Thank you, Robin.Copy !req
1019. You were so desperate to be in a movieCopy !req
1020. that you turned your back on
everything important to you.Copy !req
1021. Even your own friends.Copy !req
1022. This shall be your final scene.Copy !req
1023. Magic.Copy !req
1024. How could I have been so stupid?
I'm not a hero.Copy !req
1025. I'm a failure with no friends.Copy !req
1026. And tiny, little baby hands.Copy !req
1027. Baby hands!Copy !req
1028. Baby hands!Copy !req
1029. Titans, it's Robin.Copy !req
1030. I don't know if you'll get
this transmission, but I need your help.Copy !req
1031. I know you're all happier
in your new livesCopy !req
1032. and I know I said
we were holding each other back,Copy !req
1033. but I was wrong.Copy !req
1034. I thought we needed a movie
to be real heroes,Copy !req
1035. but we were already real heroes.Copy !req
1036. Because we were a team.Copy !req
1037. And I threw that all away.Copy !req
1038. I'm going to Hollywood
to set things right.Copy !req
1039. If I don't make it back, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1040. I never meant to let you down.Copy !req
1041. Excuse me. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1042. I just get so emotional
when it comes to these types of scenes.Copy !req
1043. You're back!Copy !req
1044. Of course we're back, fool.Copy !req
1045. The friendship will always
bring us back together.Copy !req
1046. I can't believe it!Copy !req
1047. Listen, we need to get back
to Hollywood.Copy !req
1048. This is going to sound crazy,
but Jade Wilson...Copy !req
1049. Is actually Slade.Copy !req
1050. And the superhero movies are part
of his plot to take over the world.Copy !req
1051. Saw it coming a mile away.Copy !req
1052. Ha-ha! Let's go save the world, yo!Copy !req
1053. Titans, go!Copy !req
1054. Super-ladies
and super-gentlemen,Copy !req
1055. I am thrilled to present my latest film,Copy !req
1056. Robin The Movie!Copy !req
1057. And with the help of my
fully operational DOOMSDAY Device...Copy !req
1058. It's a bad name, I know,Copy !req
1059. The entire population of EarthCopy !req
1060. will experience the mind-blowing story
at the same time!Copy !req
1061. Unfortunately, our star
can't be here tonightCopy !req
1062. because he has explosive diarrhea.Copy !req
1063. But he insisted
that tonight was too importantCopy !req
1064. and the show must go on!Copy !req
1065. So without further ado,
sit back, relax and...Copy !req
1066. Enjoy us ruining your plan!Copy !req
1067. Oh, my man finished yo sentence!Copy !req
1068. Give it up, Wilson. Your plan ends here.Copy !req
1069. Wow, fighting through explosive
diarrhea. What a champ.Copy !req
1070. I do have something explosive,Copy !req
1071. but it's not diarrhea.Copy !req
1072. It's the truth!Copy !req
1073. Why don't you tell everyone
who you really are, Jade?Copy !req
1074. Or should I say...Copy !req
1075. Slade!Copy !req
1076. Slade!Copy !req
1077. Slade!Copy !req
1078. Game over.Copy !req
1079. You've gotta deal with us
and every superhero in the world.Copy !req
1080. Sorry, Robin, but you're too late.Copy !req
1081. Now that they're under
my full mind control,Copy !req
1082. they'll do anything I want.Copy !req
1083. Destroy the Teen Titans.Copy !req
1084. We have to destroy that DOOMSDAY Device.Copy !req
1085. Ha-ha! I think we lost him.Copy !req
1086. Ooh, there is no stopping the Batman.Copy !req
1087. Halt for the mighty...Copy !req
1088. Hey.
- Stan Lee?Copy !req
1089. I'm back! I don't care
if it's a DC movie. I love cameos.Copy !req
1090. Not now, Stan Lee!Copy !req
1091. Excelsior!Copy !req
1092. We can't shake them.Copy !req
1093. You guys
keep the superheroes distracted.Copy !req
1094. I'm going after that DOOMSDAY Device!Copy !req
1095. How are we supposed to defeat
the world's greatest superheroes?Copy !req
1096. Portal?Copy !req
1097. - Oh, yeah. Right, right, right.
- The yes!Copy !req
1098. Challengers, we're saved!Copy !req
1099. Look at it, Robin.Copy !req
1100. No!Copy !req
1101. Oh, it's so awesome.Copy !req
1102. - It's so cool.Copy !req
1103. It's the most incredible superhero movie
the world has ever seen.Copy !req
1104. - No.
- It's got special effects.Copy !req
1105. Like tons and tons of special effects.Copy !req
1106. Even your super sweet cape
is special effects.Copy !req
1107. It'll blow your mind.Copy !req
1108. Just take a quick peek.Copy !req
1109. It's your movie, your movie,
your superhero movie.Copy !req
1110. It's all about you.Copy !req
1111. Come on, Robin,
let's take this fool out.Copy !req
1112. It's time to eliminate them.Copy !req
1113. Must eliminate.Copy !req
1114. Robin, stop! Snap out of it!Copy !req
1115. You've always held me back.Copy !req
1116. What are you talking about, bro?Copy !req
1117. Beast Boy!Copy !req
1118. Fight it, man!Copy !req
1119. Come on!Copy !req
1120. Robin, this is not the you.Copy !req
1121. Finish them, Robin.Copy !req
1122. Kill!Copy !req
1123. Wait! The please!Copy !req
1124. There's another Robin movie
you must see!Copy !req
1125. Yeah. The real one.Copy !req
1126. Then he grew up
and he wasn't a baby no more.Copy !req
1127. But he still had them baby hands, yo.Copy !req
1128. You always thought
I was a joke.Copy !req
1129. But when
there's crime happening,Copy !req
1130. Robin is the dude
who keeps fighting till he wins, yo.Copy !req
1131. He's like a bulldog.Copy !req
1132. Sinks his teeth into that crime
and won't nevers let go!Copy !req
1133. Before the Robin,
we were all alone.Copy !req
1134. But he brought us together
to be the team.Copy !req
1135. He may not have superpowers,
but he is a superhero.Copy !req
1136. Our hero.Copy !req
1137. Titans?Copy !req
1138. Oh, he is the back!Copy !req
1139. You were never a joke to us.Copy !req
1140. You are our leader.Copy !req
1141. Our hero.Copy !req
1142. Our friend.Copy !req
1143. Under the mask, my other eye is crying.Copy !req
1144. We're taking you down. Together.Copy !req
1145. Robin. Don't you know anything
about archvillains?Copy !req
1146. We always have
a backup plan, girlfriend.Copy !req
1147. - Portal?
Portal!Copy !req
1148. What?Copy !req
1149. That was weird.Copy !req
1150. You're never gonna beat me
now that I'm a giant robot.Copy !req
1151. Give up. This is dumb.
Now you're wasting everybody's time.Copy !req
1152. We'll stop you, Slade.Copy !req
1153. How are you gonna do it?
How are you gonna beat me?Copy !req
1154. You haven't done it yet.Copy !req
1155. You keep talking about
how you're gonna do it.Copy !req
1156. What are you gonna do?
Are you gonna fart on me?Copy !req
1157. You wanna have a dance-off?Copy !req
1158. You gonna annoy me to death
with your waffles?Copy !req
1159. You guys are jokes.Copy !req
1160. Total jokes!Copy !req
1161. - You're right.Copy !req
1162. We are jokes.Copy !req
1163. We're not like the other superheroes,
and never will be.Copy !req
1164. - But the thing is, that's okay.
What?Copy !req
1165. I'm proud to call myself a Teen Titan!
And so are my friends!Copy !req
1166. Yes!Copy !req
1167. So laugh at us all you want,
but we're still going to take you down!Copy !req
1168. With what?
One of your stupid songs?Copy !req
1169. Exactly.Copy !req
1170. Teen Titans, go!Copy !req
1171. Go, Teen Titans, go
Go, Teen Titans, goCopy !req
1172. Beast Boy
I can turn straight up into an animalCopy !req
1173. - Animal?
- Animal?Copy !req
1174. Yes, any animalCopy !req
1175. Boom, pow
Yeah, I'm a kitten nowCopy !req
1176. Check out my kitten meowCopy !req
1177. The star, the fire
The live, the wireCopy !req
1178. The alien princess in my alien attireCopy !req
1179. The energy blasts
The supersonic speedCopy !req
1180. Is she down with the Titans?Copy !req
1181. Oh, the yes indeedCopy !req
1182. Booyah, booyah
Go my cannon blasterCopy !req
1183. Cyborg, whoo baby
Mr. High Tech MasterCopy !req
1184. What, what, what?Copy !req
1185. Mr. Meatball DisasterCopy !req
1186. - What, what, what?
- Mr. Boom Boom BlasterCopy !req
1187. Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen TitansCopy !req
1188. Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen TitansCopy !req
1189. Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen TitansCopy !req
1190. Boom with the smoke bombs and birdarangsCopy !req
1191. Bow staff hittin' steady
Doin' my thangCopy !req
1192. Robin, Robin, the leader
Robin, Robin, in chargeCopy !req
1193. Show 'em your baby hands!Copy !req
1194. No Robin, Robin's are largeCopy !req
1195. Raven is here to drop it
On you even harderCopy !req
1196. There's no darker than me
I'm as dark as can beCopy !req
1197. Check it
Azarath Metrion ZinthosCopy !req
1198. Teleportin', magical powers
We adiosCopy !req
1199. Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen TitansCopy !req
1200. Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen TitansCopy !req
1201. Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen TitansCopy !req
1202. Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen TitansCopy !req
1203. Teen Titans, go!Copy !req
1204. That song was monumentally dope.Copy !req
1205. Our song was so sick,
it blew up Slade's robot.Copy !req
1206. - Yeah! We are so tough.
- Yeah! Wow! We did it!Copy !req
1207. - Yes!
Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1208. I said wow!Copy !req
1209. What about the other superheroes?Copy !req
1210. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1211. Challengers, we're free!Copy !req
1212. Oh, drat!Copy !req
1213. Whoa, you guys took down Slade.Copy !req
1214. And saved the world.Copy !req
1215. Hey, I guess you
aren't such goofsters after all.Copy !req
1216. Fellow heroes, I've learned
something important today.Copy !req
1217. You don't need to be super
to be a superhero.Copy !req
1218. You just need to be yourself.Copy !req
1219. And expanding on that thought...Copy !req
1220. We should never forget that...Copy !req
1221. Uh, dude? Why are you still talkin'?Copy !req
1222. I'm simply trying to highlight
the lesson we all learned.Copy !req
1223. No one wants to hear that, man.Copy !req
1224. Dude, the movie's wrapping up.
People are trying out get out of here.Copy !req
1225. But I need to say
my important takeaway messageCopy !req
1226. - from this experience!
Credits! Credits!Copy !req
1227. You know, something kids
can talk to their parents aboutCopy !req
1228. on the drive home.Copy !req
1229. Credits! Credits! Credits!Copy !req
1230. I am sorry, the friend Robin.Copy !req
1231. But this is not that type of movie.
To the credits!Copy !req
1232. Wait! Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
1233. Kids, ask your parents
where babies come from!Copy !req
1234. Is it working?Copy !req
1235. Almost got it.Copy !req
1236. Hurry! There is not much time.Copy !req
1237. They need to know
we're still here.Copy !req
1238. Booyah! We're transmitting.Copy !req
1239. This is the Teen Titans.
Can anyone hear us?Copy !req
1240. We think we found a way back.Copy !req
1241. Challengers, I believe we may have
missed the motion picture.Copy !req
1242. English - SDHCopy !req