1. - Hey!Copy !req
2. And if we just, like, download itCopy !req
3. it would be a lot easier
than if you stream it.Copy !req
4. - You know? That's what I've learned.Copy !req
5. What's going on?Copy !req
6. Wakey-wakey!Copy !req
7. It is I, the inflated destroyer,Copy !req
8. Balloon Man!Copy !req
9. Time to inflate my bank account.Copy !req
10. Hello.Copy !req
11. Ahh!Copy !req
12. Titans, go!Copy !req
13. Oh, yeah! Scabadoosh!Copy !req
14. Booyah!Copy !req
15. Ha-ha! Who wants a balloon animal?Copy !req
16. Kitties!Copy !req
17. Oh.Copy !req
18. Stop hitting yourself.
Stop hitting yourself.Copy !req
19. I'mma pop you, fool!Copy !req
20. - Oh!Copy !req
21. He farted!Copy !req
22. That wasn't a fart.
That was just air leaving my butt.Copy !req
23. Which is a fart.Copy !req
24. You guys are awfully immature
for the Justice League.Copy !req
25. Whoa, whoa, whoa, do we look like
the Justice League to you?Copy !req
26. I don't know.Copy !req
27. I thought you were maybe
some of the lesser-known members.Copy !req
28. - Man, we ain't no Justice League.Copy !req
29. I recognize you now.Copy !req
30. You are the Guardians of the Galaxy!Copy !req
31. Uh, that's a different
superhero universe.Copy !req
32. I am the insulted.Copy !req
33. All right, all right.
Then who are you?Copy !req
34. Yo, Cy. This guy don't know who we is.Copy !req
35. Oh, really?
Then I think it's time we tell him.Copy !req
36. Go, Teen Titans, go
Go, Teen Titans, goCopy !req
37. Go, Teen Titans, go
Go, go, go, go, goCopy !req
38. T-double-E-N T-I-T-A-N-SCopy !req
39. We the real heroes
Takin' down the big menaceCopy !req
40. - Teen Titan flows
- Teen Titan knowsCopy !req
41. Where there's real trouble, baby
Teen Titans goCopy !req
42. Go, Teen Titans, go
Go, Teen Titans, goCopy !req
43. Ah, morons.Copy !req
44. Beast Boy
I can turn straight up into an animalCopy !req
45. - Animal?
- Animal?Copy !req
46. Yes, any animalCopy !req
47. Boom, pow Yeah, I'm a kitten nowCopy !req
48. - Oh!
- Check out my kitten meowCopy !req
49. The star, the fire
The live, the wireCopy !req
50. The alien princess in my alien attireCopy !req
51. The energy blasts
The supersonic speedCopy !req
52. Is she down with the Titans?Copy !req
53. Oh, the yes indeedCopy !req
54. Booyah, booyah
Go my cannon blasterCopy !req
55. Cyborg, whoo baby
Mr. High Tech MasterCopy !req
56. What, what, what?Copy !req
57. Mr. Meatball DisasterCopy !req
58. - What, what, what?
- Mr. Boom Boom BlasterCopy !req
59. Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen TitansCopy !req
60. Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen TitansCopy !req
61. Boom with the smoke bombs and birdarangsCopy !req
62. Bow staff hittin' steady
Doin' my thangCopy !req
63. Robin, Robin, the leader
Robin, Robin, in chargeCopy !req
64. Show 'em your baby hands!Copy !req
65. No Robin, Robin's are largeCopy !req
66. Nah, but for real, man.
Those some super-small baby hands.Copy !req
67. No, they're not. Whatever.
Just keep going, just keep going!Copy !req
68. Go, Teen Titans, goCopy !req
69. Raven is here to drop it
On you even harderCopy !req
70. There's no darker than me
I'm as dark as can beCopy !req
71. Check it Azarath Metrion ZinthosCopy !req
72. Teleportin', magical powers
We adiosCopy !req
73. Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen TitansCopy !req
74. Teen Teen Titans, the Titans
The Teen TitansCopy !req
75. Teen Titans Go!Copy !req
76. Oh, yeah! We are so tough!Copy !req
77. - Sorry, Justice League. You're too late.Copy !req
78. Our song was so sick,
it took down Balloon Man.Copy !req
79. Sure it did.Copy !req
80. Since you came all this way,
you guys wanna hang?Copy !req
81. Yeah, well, we'd love to,Copy !req
82. but we gotta get
to Batman's movie premiere.Copy !req
83. It's always been my dream
to have my own movie.Copy !req
84. Well, it is important to have dreams,
I guess.Copy !req
85. What do you mean by that?Copy !req
86. Well, you know, they only make movies
about real heroes.Copy !req
87. I am a real hero.
I even have my own superhero team.Copy !req
88. You guys are goofsters.Copy !req
89. You know, with the farts.Copy !req
90. Always cracking your jokes.Copy !req
91. You mean people think we're jokes?Copy !req
92. Why do you think there's never been
a movie made about you?Copy !req
93. Well, has there been a movie about you?Copy !req
94. So many. And more to come.Copy !req
95. It took a while, but yeah,
I have my own now.Copy !req
96. There was a Green Lantern movie.
But we don't talk about that.Copy !req
97. Problem is, you guys are never actually
doing anything heroic.Copy !req
98. Man, please. That ain't true.Copy !req
99. What about that time
we discovered that sweet diner?Copy !req
100. And they had that food?Copy !req
101. Oh, yes. It was most delicious.Copy !req
102. That wasn't even a crime
and you didn't save anything.Copy !req
103. This guy thinks we didn't save anything.Copy !req
104. We saved room for dessert!Copy !req
105. - Oh, right in your face!Copy !req
106. - Titans, if you keep playing the fool,Copy !req
107. you'll never be seen as real heroes.Copy !req
108. Only as jokes.Copy !req
109. - Got him!
- Somebody save me.Copy !req
110. Anyway, we gotta get going. Ta-ta!Copy !req
111. Is it true?Copy !req
112. Are we not the real heroes?Copy !req
113. Of course we are.
We just took down Balloon Man.Copy !req
114. I believe we have a premiere to attend.Copy !req
115. Teen Titans go to the movies!Copy !req
116. Batman! Batman!Copy !req
117. Superman, over here!Copy !req
118. Supergirl, who are you wearing tonight?Copy !req
119. Plastic Man.Copy !req
120. Hey, John, how are you?Copy !req
121. Over here!
Show us the bracelets!Copy !req
122. Oops, my bad.Copy !req
123. The Atom has arrived. Thank you!Copy !req
124. Behold...Copy !req
125. Behold, Titans!Copy !req
126. This is every superhero's dream,Copy !req
127. to have your own movie!Copy !req
128. This burrito is my dream.Copy !req
129. Titans, are you ready to walk
the red carpet?Copy !req
130. - Yeah!
- I'm ready.Copy !req
131. - Let's go in!Copy !req
132. Hold it.Copy !req
133. This premiere is for superheroes only.
Who are you?Copy !req
134. Who are we?Copy !req
135. Who are we?Copy !req
136. This fool
don't know who's we is.Copy !req
137. Perhaps this will remind you?Copy !req
138. Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen TitansCopy !req
139. Stop! You're not on the list.Copy !req
140. But we're superheroes.Copy !req
141. Hello.Copy !req
142. We're the Challengers of the Unknown.Copy !req
143. We're here for the motion picture.Copy !req
144. "Challengers, Challengers."
Oh! Right this way.Copy !req
145. The Challengers of the Unknown
are on the list?Copy !req
146. That is the obscure.Copy !req
147. No one knows them! They's unknown!Copy !req
148. It's in the name. "Unknown."
It's in the name!Copy !req
149. Man! How's we supposed to get in now?Copy !req
150. I do have the ability to open portals
to any feasible location.Copy !req
151. That's right.
I always forget about that.Copy !req
152. Portal it is!Copy !req
153. Oh, man. There's no seats.Copy !req
154. What about those?Copy !req
155. I can hardly wait
for the motion picture to begin.Copy !req
156. But that's where the Challengers
of the Unknown are sitting.Copy !req
157. Dude, no one's gonna miss them.Copy !req
158. Yeah! They's unknown!Copy !req
159. Exactly.Copy !req
160. Challengers, we seem to be drifting
in a void of complete darkness.Copy !req
161. Nothing waits for us here but madness.
Madness!Copy !req
162. Super-ladies and gentlemen,
put your hands togetherCopy !req
163. for the biggest superhero
movie director in the world,Copy !req
164. Jade Wilson!Copy !req
165. Whoo!Copy !req
166. All right!Copy !req
167. Who's ready to watch a Batman movie?Copy !req
168. Give it up for the Bat himself.Copy !req
169. No, you deserve it.Copy !req
170. Yes, you do. Yes, you do.Copy !req
171. You know who else deserves it?
All of you!Copy !req
172. It doesn't matter how obscure you are.Copy !req
173. You're all getting a movie!Copy !req
174. You want a little sneak peek?Copy !req
175. Coming this summer.Copy !req
176. From the shadows of Batman...Copy !req
177. It's happening?Copy !req
178. emerges a hero.Copy !req
179. They're finally going to make
a movie about me!Copy !req
180. Alfred The Movie.Copy !req
181. The ultimate grime fighter.Copy !req
182. When the dust settles,Copy !req
183. only one man will be left dusting.Copy !req
184. Coming broom.Copy !req
185. Ooh!Copy !req
186. Don't worry, brah.Copy !req
187. If Alfred got a movie, you must be next.Copy !req
188. Huh, right. My movie must be slated
for next summer.Copy !req
189. Coming next summer.Copy !req
190. A new hero will light up the night.Copy !req
191. Please be me! Please be me!
Please be me! Please be me!Copy !req
192. It's the car.Copy !req
193. Oh, they did the car before you, bro.Copy !req
194. This is ridiculous!Copy !req
195. Batmobile The Movie.Copy !req
196. Coming vroom.Copy !req
197. - That actually does look pretty good.
- I'd go see it.Copy !req
198. I do love the Batman's automobile.Copy !req
199. They must be saving the best
for last then.Copy !req
200. I'm sure my movie is next, next summer.Copy !req
201. Coming next, next summer.Copy !req
202. The story of Batman's greatest ally...Copy !req
203. That's me! That must be me!Copy !req
204. and best friend
in the whole wide world.Copy !req
205. Finally!Copy !req
206. Thank you for making a movie about...Copy !req
207. Utility Belt...Copy !req
208. What?Copy !req
209. The Movie.Copy !req
210. You put things in it.Copy !req
211. He thought the movie was about him!Copy !req
212. He's just a sidekick.
He's a nobody.Copy !req
213. Sidekick! Sidekick!Copy !req
214. Aw, man. Forget those fools.Copy !req
215. Who cares what other people think?Copy !req
216. We have the each other
and that is all that matters.Copy !req
217. Star's right, bro.Copy !req
218. What do those big-shot superheroes
know anyway?Copy !req
219. They know having a movie is the only way
to be seen as a real hero.Copy !req
220. You are the real hero to us.Copy !req
221. Yeah. You put this team together.Copy !req
222. Without you, we'd be all alone.Copy !req
223. That's right.Copy !req
224. Without you, bro, I'd be living
in a dumpster eating garbage.Copy !req
225. And I'd have to enslave
entire dimensions with my evil dad.Copy !req
226. And I would be forced
to return to my life of fightingCopy !req
227. in the pit
of the intergalactic gladiator.Copy !req
228. And I'd be playing
professional football.Copy !req
229. It sounds good,
but you're forgetting the concussions.Copy !req
230. The bad knees, going broke,Copy !req
231. and having to be on one of those
awful dance reality TV shows!Copy !req
232. But why don't they take us seriously?Copy !req
233. We've got the cool costumes, gadgets,
and the powers,Copy !req
234. and the sweet kung fu moves.
Hoo-hah!Copy !req
235. What are we missing?Copy !req
236. Well, what about an archnemesis?Copy !req
237. "An archnemesis"?Copy !req
238. Oh, yeah. An archnemesis is like
a status symbol in the hero world.Copy !req
239. Yeah, bro. Every superhero's got one.Copy !req
240. Super bad dudes with super scary names.Copy !req
241. That are fun to say in a dramatic way.Copy !req
242. Superman's got Lex Luthor!Copy !req
243. Ooh, Lex Luthor.Copy !req
244. Green Lantern's got Sinestro.Copy !req
245. Ooh, Sinestro.Copy !req
246. And the Flash has the Rainbow Raider!Copy !req
247. He rides upon the rainbows!Copy !req
248. That is pretty scary.Copy !req
249. If you can get a crazed lunatic
to devote himself to taking you down,Copy !req
250. it means you really are a top hero.Copy !req
251. You know, the kind
they make movies about.Copy !req
252. How do we get an archnemesis?Copy !req
253. It's a crime alert.Copy !req
254. A crime alert?Copy !req
255. A mysterious figure
breaking into S.T.A.R. Labs.Copy !req
256. This could be it.
The key to a movie about me!Copy !req
257. Titans, let's go get ourselves
an archnemesis.Copy !req
258. The Justice League will stop you.Copy !req
259. Sorry, my pathetic friend,
but the Justice League won't be coming.Copy !req
260. Because they're watching a movie.Copy !req
261. And as considerate moviegoers,Copy !req
262. I'm sure they would've turned off
their mobile devices.Copy !req
263. Unlike some people.Copy !req
264. The Ditronium Crystal.Copy !req
265. The perfect plot device.Copy !req
266. Stop right there...Copy !req
267. Dead pool?Copy !req
268. "Deadpool"? What? I'm not Deadpool.Copy !req
269. I thought Deadpool was a good guy.Copy !req
270. Why does everybody
think I'm Deadpool?Copy !req
271. You got them guns!Copy !req
272. And the swords.Copy !req
273. Yeah, well, lots of people
have guns and swords, okay?Copy !req
274. On the way here, I passed, like,
25 people with guns and swords.Copy !req
275. By the way, he should be saying
that he's not me, okay?Copy !req
276. 'Cause I came out, like,
way before he did.Copy !req
277. Nah. I'm pretty sure you're Deadpool.Copy !req
278. Look into the camera
and say something inappropriate.Copy !req
279. Oh, I'm not Deadpool.Copy !req
280. I am the greatest,Copy !req
281. most feared,Copy !req
282. most nefarious,Copy !req
283. most ultimate supervillain
the world has ever seen!Copy !req
284. I am Slade!Copy !req
285. Slade.Copy !req
286. Wow, his name is really fun
to say dramatically.Copy !req
287. Slade.Copy !req
288. Slade!Copy !req
289. - Slade!
- Slade!Copy !req
290. Slade!Copy !req
291. Silence!Copy !req
292. What is the point of all this?Copy !req
293. We're in need of an archnemesis
and we think you'd be a great fit.Copy !req
294. You gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
295. You guys are a joke.Copy !req
296. Everyone knows that.Copy !req
297. Besides, how could you be my archnemesis
when you've already lost?Copy !req
298. Because no one can withstand
my powers ofCopy !req
299. mind manipulation!Copy !req
300. Look at this.Copy !req
301. An ordinary pencil
made of rigid wood and graphite.Copy !req
302. Held together by a polymer adhesive.Copy !req
303. Topped off with a delightful eraser.Copy !req
304. And what's your point?Copy !req
305. Can a solid pencil do this?Copy !req
306. - What? It's so rubbery!
- Yo, that be witchcraft!Copy !req
307. That's just the start of it.Copy !req
308. You may think you have a grasp
on reality,Copy !req
309. but how can you even begin
to explain this?Copy !req
310. His thumb?Copy !req
311. Yes.Copy !req
312. An ordinary, opposable thumb connected
by flesh, tendons, and muscles.Copy !req
313. But what you're about to witnessCopy !req
314. may very well pull the rug
of empirical scienceCopy !req
315. from underneath your feet!Copy !req
316. Wait. Just stop it.Copy !req
317. These are just tricks
and optical illusions.Copy !req
318. Whoa, what's that over there?Copy !req
319. - Don't listen to him.
- What is that?Copy !req
320. He's just trying to trick you again.
It's absolutely nothing.Copy !req
321. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
322. No, seriously. I've never...Copy !req
323. What is that? Is that even a...Copy !req
324. Don't look! There's nothing over there.Copy !req
325. Even if one of you looks,
and the other ones close your eyes...Copy !req
326. There's probably nothing over here.
He's lying!Copy !req
327. Look it, guys, I'm serious. Look!Copy !req
328. Don't do it.Copy !req
329. I can't resist. Must look behind me.Copy !req
330. There's nothing there.Copy !req
331. - Made you look.
- What?Copy !req
332. See you later, losers.Copy !req
333. Give me a call when you guys
learn how to be real superheroes.Copy !req
334. He's right.Copy !req
335. We're not real superheroes.Copy !req
336. This premiere
is for superheroes only.Copy !req
337. You guys are goofsters.Copy !req
338. Oh, they did the car
before you, bro.Copy !req
339. Heroes
SuperheroesCopy !req
340. Come check this outCopy !req
341. Go, go check it outCopy !req
342. Oh, you gotta check this outCopy !req
343. - Superheroes across the land
- Come see thisCopy !req
344. Check this outCopy !req
345. Check it outCopy !req
346. Check it out Check, check it outCopy !req
347. What? We all gathered out here for this?Copy !req
348. Loser! Loser!Copy !req
349. He's just a sidekick!Copy !req
350. You're the worst!
The old series was better!Copy !req
351. What a nightmare.Copy !req
352. Yo, Robin. Come peep this out, my man.Copy !req
353. Not now, Beast Boy.Copy !req
354. I'm not in the mood.Copy !req
355. Trust me, dude.
You's not gonna wanna be late for this.Copy !req
356. Beast Boy, what are you talking about?Copy !req
357. Why am I sitting in this cardboard box?Copy !req
358. It's a limo, dude.Copy !req
359. Here we are.
Let me help you with the door, sir.Copy !req
360. What are you guys doing?Copy !req
361. Have a seat, my dude.Copy !req
362. Don't forget your overpriced candy.Copy !req
363. And the corn of popping.Copy !req
364. Now sit back, relax,
and enjoy Robin The Movie.Copy !req
365. What?Copy !req
366. Yo. This is a story about a dude.Copy !req
367. And this is not an ordinary dude.Copy !req
368. No, sir.Copy !req
369. This dude's got a name and it's Robin.Copy !req
370. Robin was just a little baby boy
that lived at the circus,Copy !req
371. doing acrobatics and things.Copy !req
372. - Come on. This is embarrassing.
- Shh.Copy !req
373. But then he grew up
and he wasn't a baby no more.Copy !req
374. But he still had them baby hands, yo.Copy !req
375. Coming up is the part that is the best.Copy !req
376. Oh, great movie, guys. Very funny.Copy !req
377. We worked hard on that, yo.Copy !req
378. We were just trying to cheer you up.Copy !req
379. By making fun of me?Copy !req
380. Perhaps if you continue to watch...Copy !req
381. No! I want a real movie!Copy !req
382. Then let's just go get one.Copy !req
383. Oh, like it's that easy.Copy !req
384. No one's gonna make a movie about me.Copy !req
385. I'm just a joke.Copy !req
386. You know what you need?Copy !req
387. You need an upbeat,
inspirational song about life.Copy !req
388. Are you feeling down?Copy !req
389. Like you just can't do it todayCopy !req
390. I can see your frownCopy !req
391. But it's all gonna be okayCopy !req
392. So believe in yourselfCopy !req
393. There's no giving upCopy !req
394. The power's insideCopy !req
395. Yeah, that's what's upCopy !req
396. It's the kick in the pantsCopy !req
397. You neededCopy !req
398. This song will open up your eyesCopy !req
399. It's the feeling you can't be
DefeatedCopy !req
400. It's an eighties song with synthy vibesCopy !req
401. And you know it's superCopy !req
402. Upbeat UpbeatCopy !req
403. It's time to getCopy !req
404. Upbeat UpbeatCopy !req
405. The groove is soundingCopy !req
406. Upbeat UpbeatCopy !req
407. By now you're feelingCopy !req
408. Upbeat UpbeatCopy !req
409. It's an upbeat inspirational song
About lifeCopy !req
410. I can do it allCopy !req
411. This type of song will make you
Feel that wayCopy !req
412. No, there's no stopping meCopy !req
413. I feel the fire insideCopy !req
414. This type of song will get you energizedCopy !req
415. I love this motivating melodyCopy !req
416. And you know it's superCopy !req
417. Upbeat UpbeatCopy !req
418. Your life is lookin'Copy !req
419. Upbeat UpbeatCopy !req
420. Don't tell me this ain'tCopy !req
421. Upbeat UpbeatCopy !req
422. Yeah, now I'm feelin'Copy !req
423. Upbeat UpbeatCopy !req
424. It's an upbeat inspirational song
About lifeCopy !req
425. I feel like I can do anything.Copy !req
426. Even get my own movie!
Hollywood, here we come!Copy !req
427. Road trip!Copy !req
428. And you know it's superCopy !req
429. Upbeat UpbeatCopy !req
430. It's time to getCopy !req
431. Upbeat UpbeatCopy !req
432. Let's make this partyCopy !req
433. Upbeat UpbeatCopy !req
434. Everybody's gettin'Copy !req
435. Upbeat UpbeatCopy !req
436. I know you're feelin'Copy !req
437. Upbeat UpbeatCopy !req
438. Don't tell me this ain'tCopy !req
439. Upbeat UpbeatCopy !req
440. Your life is lookin'Copy !req
441. Upbeat UpbeatCopy !req
442. This song has got usCopy !req
443. Upbeat UpbeatCopy !req
444. It's an upbeat...Copy !req
445. I think his dad is a cop!Copy !req
446. Run!Copy !req
447. Here it is.Copy !req
448. The studio!Copy !req
449. Once we pass through these gates,Copy !req
450. our lives will change forever.Copy !req
451. Now, Titans, are you ready
to be movie stars?Copy !req
452. Who are you?Copy !req
453. Ugh, this guy? Really?Copy !req
454. You don't remember us?Copy !req
455. Perhaps this will remind...Copy !req
456. Stop. You're not on the list.Copy !req
457. Great. Now how are
we supposed to get in?Copy !req
458. Uh... Portal.Copy !req
459. - Oh, right.
- Yeah, portal, of course.Copy !req
460. Wow, look at this.Copy !req
461. Standing on the back lot.
This is where the magic happens.Copy !req
462. Oh, man, I love this.Copy !req
463. That is where
the Animaniacs live.Copy !req
464. Ooh, it's that car
from that car movie.Copy !req
465. This place is amazing, yo.Copy !req
466. They're really making movies
about every superhero.Copy !req
467. And it's time they make one about me.Copy !req
468. Come on. Jade Wilson's soundstage
must be around here somewhere.Copy !req
469. - Hey, everybody, look at me.Copy !req
470. I'm Stan Lee doing my subtle cameo.Copy !req
471. Excuse me, Mr. Stan.Copy !req
472. This is a DC movie?
Oh, gee. I gotta get outta here.Copy !req
473. Oh, rad! Check it out!Copy !req
474. Ooh!Copy !req
475. - All right. Quiet on the set.Copy !req
476. Lights! Cameras!Copy !req
477. No moving around. Closed set, please.Copy !req
478. Take one, Batman v Superman Pan' Two.Copy !req
479. And just have fun with it.
Follow your instincts.Copy !req
480. Magic.Copy !req
481. What's your mother's name?Copy !req
482. Martha.Copy !req
483. My mommy's name is Martha, too.Copy !req
484. Wait. What's your father's name?Copy !req
485. Jonathan?Copy !req
486. - Mine's Thomas!Copy !req
487. Cut! Clark, Bruce, that was amazing!Copy !req
488. Oh, am I not supposed to use
your real names?Copy !req
489. Relax. It's not a big deal.
Everybody knows.Copy !req
490. Let's run it again in five.Copy !req
491. The performances were the amazing!Copy !req
492. Well, what are you waiting for, bro?Copy !req
493. Go, Robin.Copy !req
494. The destiny awaits.Copy !req
495. You...Copy !req
496. You really think she's going to give me
a movie?Copy !req
497. "Give"?Copy !req
498. When Batman wants vengeance
do bad guys just give it to him?Copy !req
499. No.Copy !req
500. That's right.
Batman takes that vengeance,Copy !req
501. all cracking skulls
and putting fools up in the hospital.Copy !req
502. Leaving them
with the permanent injuries.Copy !req
503. It's the same with movies.Copy !req
504. She won't just give you a movie
you have to take it.Copy !req
505. Now what do you want?Copy !req
506. A movie.Copy !req
507. - Say it loud.
- I want a movie!Copy !req
508. - Again!
- I want a movie!Copy !req
509. Then take it!Copy !req
510. I'm gonna take it!Copy !req
511. Hey! Jade Wilson.Copy !req
512. Would you please
make a movie about me?Copy !req
513. Was that too aggressive?Copy !req
514. No. It was good.Copy !req
515. A Robin movie.Copy !req
516. Hmm. What would that even be?Copy !req
517. It would be so awesomeCopy !req
518. It would be so coolCopy !req
519. It would be
the most incredible superhero movieCopy !req
520. The world has ever seenCopy !req
521. The screens would light upCopy !req
522. With real explosions
And special effectsCopy !req
523. Like tons and tons of special effectsCopy !req
524. My super sweet cape would be
Special effectsCopy !req
525. And it would blow your mindCopy !req
526. 'Cause it's my movie My movieCopy !req
527. My superhero movie
It's all about meCopy !req
528. It's my movie My movieCopy !req
529. My superhero movieCopy !req
530. They'll be lining up to see
A movie all about meCopy !req
531. No longer a sidekick
No, that's not meCopy !req
532. Picture my booty up in 3DCopy !req
533. I'll shake my bootyCopy !req
534. In my own movieCopy !req
535. It's my movie, my movie
My superhero movieCopy !req
536. They'll be lining up to see
A movie all about meCopy !req
537. I 'd have the most impressiveCopy !req
538. Cool and scaryCopy !req
539. Big, mean, hairy adversaryCopy !req
540. But not to worryCopy !req
541. I'm the man in chargeCopy !req
542. Yeah, I'd have an alter egoCopy !req
543. I 'd be a billionaireCopy !req
544. Standing tall with adult-sized handsCopy !req
545. And gorgeous hairCopy !req
546. Gorgeous hairCopy !req
547. 'Cause it's my movie, my movie
My superhero movieCopy !req
548. It's all about me
Yeah, it's all about meCopy !req
549. It's my movie, my movie
My superhero movieCopy !req
550. They'll be lining up to see
A movie all about meCopy !req
551. No longer the sidekickCopy !req
552. Sidekicks are lameCopy !req
553. Now I'm the superhero
Putting villains to shameCopy !req
554. R-O-B-I-N is the nameCopy !req
555. Oh, and I'd have my own hero music, tooCopy !req
556. It'd go
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum boomCopy !req
557. It would play every time
That I entered a roomCopy !req
558. Then I 'd say my sweet and ominous
CatchphraseCopy !req
559. Crack an egg on it.Copy !req
560. Ca-caw!Copy !req
561. It's my movie, my movie
My superhero movieCopy !req
562. It's all about me
Yeah, it's all about meCopy !req
563. It's my movie, my movie
My superhero movieCopy !req
564. My movie My superhero movieCopy !req
565. They'll be lining up to see
A movie all about meCopy !req
566. Yeah, it's all about meCopy !req
567. Robin. WOW!Copy !req
568. Wow.Copy !req
569. You just reminded meCopy !req
570. why I decided not to make a Robin movie
in the first place.Copy !req
571. I'm afraid it's gonna be a no.Copy !req
572. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
573. Why can't I have a movie?Copy !req
574. Oh, it's not you.Copy !req
575. Well, it is you.Copy !req
576. No one wants to watch a movie
about a sidekick without an archenemy.Copy !req
577. I mean, the only way
I'd even consider itCopy !req
578. is if there were no other superheroes.Copy !req
579. At all.Copy !req
580. But thanks so much for coming in.Copy !req
581. And I promise not to keep you in mind
for future projects.Copy !req
582. I am the sorry, friend Robin.Copy !req
583. Don't be.Copy !req
584. Wow, you're taking this
surprisingly well.Copy !req
585. Of course I am.
Didn't you hear what she said?Copy !req
586. That she would make a movie about us
if we were the only superheroes around.Copy !req
587. So, all we have to do is...Copy !req
588. Kill all the other superheroes!Copy !req
589. Close, but no.Copy !req
590. I want us to save themCopy !req
591. from becoming superheroes
in the first place.Copy !req
592. Every superhero is born
from a tragic life-changing event.Copy !req
593. I propose we travel through timeCopy !req
594. and stop those tragic events
from taking place.Copy !req
595. Robin,Copy !req
596. this is the excellent plan!Copy !req
597. Ha-ha! Let's do some time-traveling, yo!Copy !req
598. To the Time Cycles!Copy !req
599. "Time Cycles"?Copy !req
600. What's wrong with
our usual time machine?Copy !req
601. It's boring.Copy !req
602. We need something more cinematic!Copy !req
603. Raven, summon the Time Cycles.Copy !req
604. Azarath Metrion Zinthos!Copy !req
605. - All right!
- Ooh!Copy !req
606. Man, these bikes ain't gots no power.Copy !req
607. Where are we gonna find
Libyan terroristsCopy !req
608. to sell us plutonium at this hour?Copy !req
609. We don't need plutonium.Copy !req
610. These Time Cycles are powered
by radness.Copy !req
611. Are you ready?Copy !req
612. Then let's go back to the future!Copy !req
613. I mean, the past!Copy !req
614. This isn't rad enough.Copy !req
615. Titans, bust some sick moves!Copy !req
616. Sick!Copy !req
617. Gnarly!Copy !req
618. We're still not rad enough, bro!Copy !req
619. Titans, deploy time streamers!Copy !req
620. Rad!Copy !req
621. Engage!Copy !req
622. - Yeah!Copy !req
623. - Oh...Copy !req
624. - That's not good at all.Copy !req
625. Honey, I'm sorry.
We're pretty much all dead.Copy !req
626. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
627. Hold it right there.Copy !req
628. Yeah. Shooting a baby into space.Copy !req
629. What kind of people are you?Copy !req
630. You are the horrible parents!Copy !req
631. But we have no choice.
The crystals are not harmonized.Copy !req
632. The planet is collapsing.
I've tried all tonal combinations.Copy !req
633. Fool, if you wanna save the planet,
you gots to play the right music.Copy !req
634. Yeah. Let us show you how it's done.Copy !req
635. Yes! That's how we do it.Copy !req
636. Yeah!Copy !req
637. Now let's go stop some more
superhero origins.Copy !req
638. Golly, thanks for taking me
to the moviesCopy !req
639. in this dangerous neighborhood, Dad.Copy !req
640. Whoa, stop! You can't go down there.Copy !req
641. That is Crime Alley, you dum-dums!Copy !req
642. May I suggest you take a shortcut
through Happy Lane instead?Copy !req
643. We made it.
We're back in the presentCopy !req
644. and there are no more superheroes.Copy !req
645. Art, art, art, art!Copy !req
646. What happened, Yo?Copy !req
647. Without superheroes,Copy !req
648. the world has become
a horrific wasteland.Copy !req
649. But are they still making
superhero movies?Copy !req
650. No movies. Only suffering.Copy !req
651. Titans! Back to the future!Copy !req
652. I mean, the past!Copy !req
653. Well, altering the space-time continuum
didn't work.Copy !req
654. Who saw that coming?Copy !req
655. Then we have no choice, Titans.Copy !req
656. We have to prove to Jade Wilson
we aren't a joke.Copy !req
657. How's we gonna do that?Copy !req
658. This is how! It's Slade.Copy !req
659. Slade!Copy !req
660. - The Slade!
- Slade!Copy !req
661. Slade!Copy !req
662. If we can make him our archnemesis,Copy !req
663. then Jade Wilson will see
that we're worthy of a movie.Copy !req
664. So, no songs, no jokes
and whatever you do,Copy !req
665. don't fall prey
to Slade's mind manipulation.Copy !req
666. - You got it!
- Yeah, boy!Copy !req
667. Titans, go!Copy !req
668. Item acquired.Copy !req
669. Charging Ditronium Crystal.Copy !req
670. Ditronium Crystal energized.Copy !req
671. Oh, that's hot.
Burned my little fingies.Copy !req
672. Drop it.Copy !req
673. Well, well.
If it isn't the "Teeny Titans."Copy !req
674. I see you're all
gluttons for punishment.Copy !req
675. The party's over, Slade.Copy !req
676. Slade!Copy !req
677. Stop it!
The party has actually just begun.Copy !req
678. And I'm about to thoroughly enjoyCopy !req
679. disposing of your inferior intellectsCopy !req
680. with mind manipulation.Copy !req
681. While I am typically
not a man of sympathy,Copy !req
682. I will pity you fools
after I finish eviscerating your...Copy !req
683. Oh, my gosh! What's that over there?Copy !req
684. It's a wall.Copy !req
685. Whoa, whoa! Impressive.
Good for you.Copy !req
686. I knew it, too, obviously,
'cause I showed you.Copy !req
687. Put it to rest, Slade. We're not falling
for your mind tricks anymore.Copy !req
688. Okay, I am noble enough
to admit when I'm wrong.Copy !req
689. And, oh, man, what is that
on your shirt right there?Copy !req
690. Anyway, what I was saying was...Copy !req
691. And I'm serious,
because it doesn't look great.Copy !req
692. It's, like, eye-grabbing.
It's like your eye goes right to it.Copy !req
693. So, if I were you,
I wouldn't go in public like that.Copy !req
694. Even, like, a lick-and-rub would work.
If you just wanna, you know...Copy !req
695. On your finger,
just kinda moisten it a little.Copy !req
696. I don't know how that's possible.Copy !req
697. I'm not even wearing a shirt!Copy !req
698. Give it up, Slade. It's game over.Copy !req
699. Titans, go!Copy !req
700. Impressive.Copy !req
701. Booyah!Copy !req
702. Ca-caw!Copy !req
703. - Hello.
- How's it goin'?Copy !req
704. What up, Deadpool?Copy !req
705. I'm not Deadpool!Copy !req
706. Steady.Copy !req
707. We got him boxed in. Fire!Copy !req
708. Can't get a clean shot!Copy !req
709. We got this!Copy !req
710. Yeah, we do!Copy !req
711. Booyah!Copy !req
712. - Get off me! Get off me!
- I'm over here. Here I am.Copy !req
713. - Too slow, fool!
- Got him!Copy !req
714. Facial scan accepted.Copy !req
715. Vault access granted.Copy !req
716. Item secured.Copy !req
717. Crystal secure.Copy !req
718. Ha-ha, you'll never get it now, Slade.Copy !req
719. No one can penetrate our vault!Copy !req
720. Nice job, Titans.Copy !req
721. Raven, Starfire, save them!Copy !req
722. I'll take care of Slade!Copy !req
723. Gotcha.Copy !req
724. - Get up.Copy !req
725. Stop milkin' it.Copy !req
726. - Rae-Rae?
- Don't call me that.Copy !req
727. You saved me.Copy !req
728. Let's not make it a big deal.Copy !req
729. Crack an egg on it.Copy !req
730. Ca-caw!Copy !req
731. Oh, what a cool
and ominous catchphrase.Copy !req
732. You truly are a worthy archnemesis.Copy !req
733. Archnemesis? Really? You mean it?Copy !req
734. I think you and I are destined
to do this forever.Copy !req
735. Until next time, Robin.Copy !req
736. There's not going to be a next time.Copy !req
737. You're going to prison.Copy !req
738. That's not how having
an archnemesis works.Copy !req
739. I get away, and you foil my next plan
in an even more heroic way.Copy !req
740. That's what happens in a great
superhero movie.Copy !req
741. A movie?Copy !req
742. Nice try, Slade.Copy !req
743. Where'd he go?Copy !req
744. Curse those Teen Titans
to the power of a million.Copy !req
745. They've stolen my device
and locked it in their vault.Copy !req
746. They're stronger than I thought.Copy !req
747. Not too strong.
Actually, fairly weak compared to me.Copy !req
748. Definitely my cardio is superior.Copy !req
749. Knees up, knees up, knees up.Copy !req
750. No matter! All I need to doCopy !req
751. is divide and conquer!Copy !req
752. Oh, man!Copy !req
753. I'm never letting you fly my body again.Copy !req
754. Where is the Slade?Copy !req
755. He, uh...Copy !req
756. He got away.
But we'll get him next time.Copy !req
757. It's Jade. She wants to see us
tomorrow morning at the studio.Copy !req
758. - Come on!
- It's the outrage!Copy !req
759. - We should be on the list!
- This guy!Copy !req
760. Whoa! It's the Teen Titans!Copy !req
761. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa,
this is an honor.Copy !req
762. You guys are the best.Copy !req
763. I can't... Oh!Copy !req
764. You know who we are?Copy !req
765. Yes, sir. Everyone is talking about you.
You're on the list.Copy !req
766. We are on the list!Copy !req
767. It's about time.Copy !req
768. Right this way.Copy !req
769. That is the more like the it.Copy !req
770. Welcome to the studio, my stars.Copy !req
771. Now, that battle with Slade?
I mean, it was electric!Copy !req
772. Thanks, Miss Wilson.
Just doing our jobs.Copy !req
773. Robin, you have proven to me
that you are more than a sidekick.Copy !req
774. Now, let me show you
something marvelous.Copy !req
775. The Teen Titans movie set!Copy !req
776. Robin, your dream is coming the true.Copy !req
777. Wow.Copy !req
778. Incredible.Copy !req
779. It's really happening!Copy !req
780. Dope, right?Copy !req
781. This set seems so real.Copy !req
782. Even the toilet, yo.Copy !req
783. Well, the toilet isn't real.Copy !req
784. Uh, yeah, it is. I pooped in it.Copy !req
785. - You what?
- I pooped in itCopy !req
786. Hoo doggy, do not go in that bathroom,
'cause I just wrecked it, baby.Copy !req
787. That's what's up.Copy !req
788. We pooped in the toilet!Copy !req
789. Stop that!Copy !req
790. You are pooping in a prop toilet!Copy !req
791. I don't know, bro. Looked real to me.Copy !req
792. Uh, there is nothing quite like doing
the poops in the new bathroom.Copy !req
793. She pooped in the toilet!Copy !req
794. No one should be using that bathroom!Copy !req
795. There is no plumbing.
There is nowhere for the poops to go.Copy !req
796. Hey, keep it down.
I'm trying to poop in here.Copy !req
797. Robin, do your friends know
that's a fake toilet?Copy !req
798. Wow, do not go in there.Copy !req
799. Oh, wow. You really did. You pooped
in the fake toilet.Copy !req
800. You pooped on my set.Copy !req
801. Miss Wilson, I am so sorry.Copy !req
802. It's cool. I deal with people
like this all day.Copy !req
803. Now, let me introduce you
to your costar.Copy !req
804. - Slade?
- Get him!Copy !req
805. Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys!
I'm just playing Slade in the movie.Copy !req
806. It's me, Shia LaBeouf.Copy !req
807. Oh, it's Shia LaBeoufs.Copy !req
808. - That's even worse than being a villain!Copy !req
809. Titans! Stop!Copy !req
810. Didn't you hear Jade?
Everything here is fake.Copy !req
811. Robin, if your team is going to poop
on the props and beat up the actors,Copy !req
812. this isn't going to work.Copy !req
813. Ugh, maybe this was a mistake.Copy !req
814. No, no, no! It's not.
Please. Just give me a second.Copy !req
815. Guys, this is my dream.Copy !req
816. We finally have a chance
to prove we're real heroes...Copy !req
817. That I'm a real hero.Copy !req
818. Please promise me
you'll take this seriously.Copy !req
819. We will do it, Robin.
Because it is your dream.Copy !req
820. Yeah, bro. We'll do it for you.Copy !req
821. Yeah, man. We got this.Copy !req
822. Whatever.Copy !req
823. Miss Wilson,
the team and I discussed it,Copy !req
824. and we promise from now on,
we'll behave ourselves.Copy !req
825. That's what I like to hear.
You're gonna be a big star, Robin.Copy !req
826. As long as your team doesn't get
into any more shenanigans.Copy !req
827. Anybody up for some shenanigans?Copy !req
828. - Shenanigans!Copy !req
829. - All right!Copy !req
830. Whoa, they gots that
good food in there, yo.Copy !req
831. But how can we get past the Superman?Copy !req
832. We can exploit his number-one weakness.Copy !req
833. Hello?Copy !req
834. Superman, it's me.Copy !req
835. - Your girlfriend, Lois Lane.Copy !req
836. Well, hello, Lois.Copy !req
837. How are you, my sweet little dewdrop?Copy !req
838. How am I? I'm terrible.Copy !req
839. You gotta save me from Gene Hackman's
real estate scheme.Copy !req
840. Oh, my goodness.
No, that sounds terrible.Copy !req
841. Oh, you's better hurry, fool.Copy !req
842. Or no more smoochie smoochies.Copy !req
843. I'm coming, Lois.Copy !req
844. I'm coming, Lois!Copy !req
845. ALL; Whoa!Copy !req
846. Looks at all that opulence, yo.Copy !req
847. It is so the fancy.Copy !req
848. The table is wearing the dress.Copy !req
849. Whoa!Copy !req
850. Let's dig in!Copy !req
851. Jade says we need
to finish construction by tonight.Copy !req
852. This smells Of the fish.Copy !req
853. What happened to all the food?Copy !req
854. Let's steal some
from the Spider-Man set.Copy !req
855. "Doomsday device"? Let's destroy it.Copy !req
856. With pleasure. Booyah!Copy !req
857. I knew you were goofsters.
But using Lois and now this?Copy !req
858. It's too much!Copy !req
859. I don't know why
you're working with Jade.Copy !req
860. But one way or another,
we're destroying that device.Copy !req
861. Stop it. How are you going
to get past me? I mean...Copy !req
862. By exploiting your other weakness.Copy !req
863. Kryptonite party!Copy !req
864. - Yeah, boy!
- Yeah, baby!Copy !req
865. So...Copy !req
866. I see you've discovered my secret plan.Copy !req
867. Titans! Why did you do that to Superman?Copy !req
868. He's a national treasure.Copy !req
869. We're on to you, Jade.Copy !req
870. Yeah. You've done some kind
of mind tricks on them superheroes.Copy !req
871. So they'd help you build
a doomsday device.Copy !req
872. The shame upon you, Jade.Copy !req
873. The shame, the shame, the shame!Copy !req
874. Is it true? Are you building
a doomsday device?Copy !req
875. It's not a doomsday device.
It's my DOOMSDAY...Copy !req
876. Oh, oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
877. I see the confusion.Copy !req
878. "DOOMSDAY" stands forCopy !req
879. "Digitally Ordering Online Movie
Streaming Directly At You."Copy !req
880. In retrospect, we should have gone
with a different acronym.Copy !req
881. But trust me, it's going
to revolutionize the movie industry.Copy !req
882. Once finished, it will broadcast
my superhero moviesCopy !req
883. onto all screens
everywhere in the world.Copy !req
884. Movie theaters, televisions, phones,Copy !req
885. tablets, smartwatches, microwaves,
you name it.Copy !req
886. The population of Earth will be able
to watch superhero moviesCopy !req
887. anywhere, anytime, all the time.Copy !req
888. Wait, that thing's just
a big movie projector?Copy !req
889. The Teen Titans movie was going to beCopy !req
890. the first movie delivered
by the DOOMSDAY Device.Copy !req
891. What do you mean "was"?Copy !req
892. I'm killing the Teen Titans movie!Copy !req
893. Miss the Wilson, please do not
murder the film.Copy !req
894. It is friend Robin's dream.Copy !req
895. Believe me, I did not want to do this.Copy !req
896. But you guys are jokes.
You can't take anything seriously!Copy !req
897. That's why I won't make
a Teen Titans movie.Copy !req
898. But I would make a Robin movie.Copy !req
899. A Robin movie? All about me?Copy !req
900. All about you.Copy !req
901. But I know you would never do itCopy !req
902. because your friends
are too important to you.Copy !req
903. You are correct.Copy !req
904. The friend Robin would never leave us.Copy !req
905. - He would...
- I'll do it!Copy !req
906. Bro, is you for reals gonna ditch us?Copy !req
907. But, Robin, we have done
all of this for you.Copy !req
908. Done all of what,
make me look like a joke?Copy !req
909. We have to face it.Copy !req
910. No one takes us seriously
when we're together.Copy !req
911. Maybe we should just go
our separate ways.Copy !req
912. It's never easy
to tell the truth, Robin.Copy !req
913. But I am deeply touched
by what you've just done here.Copy !req
914. And you four, it was so nice
to meet you, but not really.Copy !req
915. And I'm sure we'll work together again
in the future, definitely not.Copy !req
916. I'm sorry, guys.
But it's what we need to do.Copy !req
917. Fine. Go make your own movie.
I'm going home to Dad.Copy !req
918. Well, the dumpster it is.Copy !req
919. I guess I'll have to be
a pro football star after all.Copy !req
920. That really doesn't
sound that bad.Copy !req
921. Good luck to you, Robin.Copy !req
922. I hope to one day see your movie.Copy !req
923. I think it will be very good.Copy !req
924. - Star, wait...
- Don't be sad, Robin.Copy !req
925. You don't need your old friends anymore.Copy !req
926. You'll find that fame is worth
so much more than friendshipCopy !req
927. because you are going to be
a big Hollywood star.Copy !req
928. Wow.Copy !req
929. And action!Copy !req
930. No longer a sidekick.Copy !req
931. That's not me!Copy !req
932. Oh, that was electric!Copy !req
933. I wonder how they're doing now.Copy !req
934. They're doing great.Copy !req
935. - Really?
- I called themCopy !req
936. to see if they wanted
to make cameos in the film,Copy !req
937. but they're all too busy
with their fabulous lives.Copy !req
938. Maybe splitting up was for the best.Copy !req
939. I couldn't agree more.Copy !req
940. Now focus, because we are about to filmCopy !req
941. the final scene of your movie.Copy !req
942. Picture this. You just defeated Slade.Copy !req
943. So in this scene, whoo...
You're gonna love this,Copy !req
944. you return to the tower vaultCopy !req
945. so you can lock away his evil device
along with the pain of your past.Copy !req
946. And then... Bam-ba-ba-ba!Copy !req
947. You emerge as a new man!Copy !req
948. Robin, the superhero!Copy !req
949. Think you can act that?Copy !req
950. Act it? Huh, I've lived it.Copy !req
951. And magic!Copy !req
952. Robin? Robin?Copy !req
953. Robin, can you hear me? Robin.Copy !req
954. What? What happened?Copy !req
955. Oh, thank goodness.
A light fell and knocked you out.Copy !req
956. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
957. Let's just wrap for the day
so you can recover,Copy !req
958. and we'll start fresh tomorrow.Copy !req
959. No, no, no, I'm fine.
Let's finish this movie.Copy !req
960. And that's what makes you a real hero.Copy !req
961. Okay, let's do this!Copy !req
962. Facial scan accepted.Copy !req
963. Whoa, these effects
are pretty impressive.Copy !req
964. This is just like our vault.Copy !req
965. Why, thank you.Copy !req
966. I've designed it
with meticulous attention to detail.Copy !req
967. Now please type in the code.Copy !req
968. Invalid code.
No, no.Copy !req
969. It has to feel authentic, so go again.Copy !req
970. Invalid code.
Focus. Again.Copy !req
971. Invalid code.Copy !req
972. No. Be in the moment! Make it look real!Copy !req
973. All right.Copy !req
974. Code accepted.Copy !req
975. - Vault access granted.
- Yes!Copy !req
976. And cut! That was perfect.Copy !req
977. Robin, thank you. You're a genius.Copy !req
978. Wow, these sets are amazing.
They look so real.Copy !req
979. - Well, because it is real.Copy !req
980. No, really. While you were knocked out
by our lighting accident,Copy !req
981. I moved you to the actual Titans Tower
so you could open the real vault for me.Copy !req
982. Good one.
That would make a great villain plot.Copy !req
983. We'll do it in the sequel.Copy !req
984. Whoa, Robin, what is that?Copy !req
985. Huh? I don't see anything.
There's nothing there.Copy !req
986. Made you look.Copy !req
987. No!Copy !req
988. So everything, the movie,Copy !req
989. turning me against my friends,
it was all just...Copy !req
990. Mind manipulation.Copy !req
991. Slade.Copy !req
992. You were wearing a lady-director mask
over your Slade mask the whole time!Copy !req
993. Didn't you get
really sweaty under there?Copy !req
994. It gets stupid sweaty.
And I've had a bunch of rashes...Copy !req
995. Anyway, it doesn't matter!Copy !req
996. Now I can complete
my mind manipulation device.Copy !req
997. - The other superheroes will...
- Will stop me?Copy !req
998. Is that what you were gonna say?Copy !req
999. They're too busy making movies
to stop me.Copy !req
1000. It was all part
of my master plan, Robin.Copy !req
1001. I gave all the superheroes movie deals.Copy !req
1002. And while those dum-dums
were distracted filming,Copy !req
1003. I stole valuable pieces of tech
from the cities they once protected.Copy !req
1004. Now, with my fully energized
Ditronium Crystal,Copy !req
1005. I will have the power
to encrypt your movieCopy !req
1006. with my patented mind manipulation!Copy !req
1007. It will stream to every screen
in the entire world!Copy !req
1008. And everyone will be mine to control.Copy !req
1009. People will rob banks for me.Copy !req
1010. People will build monuments of me!Copy !req
1011. And if I tell them to pick me up
from the airport on short notice,Copy !req
1012. they will pick me up.Copy !req
1013. You know what a hassle that is.Copy !req
1014. And once they've watched
your entire movie,Copy !req
1015. the effects of my mind control
will be permanent.Copy !req
1016. Thank you, Robin.Copy !req
1017. You were so desperate to be in a movieCopy !req
1018. that you turned your back on
everything important to you.Copy !req
1019. Even your own friends.Copy !req
1020. This shall be your final scene.Copy !req
1021. Magic.Copy !req
1022. How could I have been so stupid?
I'm not a hero.Copy !req
1023. I'm a failure with no friends.Copy !req
1024. And tiny, little baby hands.Copy !req
1025. Baby hands!Copy !req
1026. Baby hands!Copy !req
1027. Titans, it's Robin.Copy !req
1028. I don't know if you'll get
this transmission, but I need your help.Copy !req
1029. I know you're all happier
in your new livesCopy !req
1030. and I know I said
we were holding each other back,Copy !req
1031. but I was wrong.Copy !req
1032. I thought we needed a movie
to be real heroes,Copy !req
1033. but we were already real heroes.Copy !req
1034. Because we were a team.Copy !req
1035. And I threw that all away.Copy !req
1036. I'm going to Hollywood
to set things right.Copy !req
1037. If I don't make it back, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1038. I never meant to let you down.Copy !req
1039. Excuse me. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1040. I just get so emotional
when it comes to these types of scenes.Copy !req
1041. You're back!Copy !req
1042. Of course we're back, fool.Copy !req
1043. The friendship will always
bring us back together.Copy !req
1044. I can't believe it!Copy !req
1045. Listen, we need to get back
to Hollywood.Copy !req
1046. This is going to sound crazy,
but Jade Wilson...Copy !req
1047. ls actually Slade.Copy !req
1048. And the superhero movies are part
of his plot to take over the world.Copy !req
1049. Saw it coming a mile away.Copy !req
1050. Ha-ha! Let's go save the world, yo!Copy !req
1051. Titans, go!Copy !req
1052. Super-ladies
and super-gentlemen,Copy !req
1053. I am thrilled to present my latest film,Copy !req
1054. Robin The Movie!Copy !req
1055. And with the help of my
fully operational DOOMSDAY Device...Copy !req
1056. It's a bad name, I know,Copy !req
1057. The entire population of EarthCopy !req
1058. will experience the mind-blowing story
at the same time!Copy !req
1059. Unfortunately, our star
can't be here tonightCopy !req
1060. because he has explosive diarrhea.Copy !req
1061. But he insisted
that tonight was too importantCopy !req
1062. and the show must go on!Copy !req
1063. So without further ado,
sit back, relax and...Copy !req
1064. Enjoy us ruining your plan!Copy !req
1065. Oh, my man finished yo sentence!Copy !req
1066. Give it up, Wilson. Your plan ends here.Copy !req
1067. Wow, fighting through explosive
diarrhea. What a champ.Copy !req
1068. I do have something explosive,Copy !req
1069. but it's not diarrhea.Copy !req
1070. It's the truth!Copy !req
1071. Why don't you tell everyone
who you really are, Jade?Copy !req
1072. Or should I say...Copy !req
1073. Slade!Copy !req
1074. Slade!Copy !req
1075. Slade!Copy !req
1076. Game over.Copy !req
1077. You've gotta deal with us
and every superhero in the world.Copy !req
1078. Sorry, Robin, but you're too late.Copy !req
1079. Now that they're under
my full mind control,Copy !req
1080. they'll do anything I want.Copy !req
1081. Destroy the Teen Titans.Copy !req
1082. We have to destroy that DOOMSDAY Device.Copy !req
1083. Ha-ha! I think we lost him.Copy !req
1084. Ooh, there is no stopping the Batman.Copy !req
1085. Halt for the mighty...Copy !req
1086. - Hey.
- Stan Lee?Copy !req
1087. I'm back! I don't care
if it's a DC movie. I love cameos.Copy !req
1088. Not now, Stan Lee!Copy !req
1089. Excelsior!Copy !req
1090. We can't shake them.Copy !req
1091. You guys
keep the superheroes distracted.Copy !req
1092. I'm going after that DOOMSDAY Device!Copy !req
1093. How are we supposed to defeat
the world's greatest superheroes?Copy !req
1094. Portal?Copy !req
1095. - Oh, yeah. Right, right, right.
- The yes!Copy !req
1096. Challengers, we're saved!Copy !req
1097. Look at it, Robin.Copy !req
1098. No!Copy !req
1099. Oh, it's so awesome.Copy !req
1100. - It's so cool.Copy !req
1101. It's the most incredible superhero movie
the world has ever seen.Copy !req
1102. - No.
- It's got special effects.Copy !req
1103. Like tons and tons of special effects.Copy !req
1104. Even your super sweet cape
is special effects.Copy !req
1105. It'll blow your mind.Copy !req
1106. Just take a quick peek.Copy !req
1107. It's your movie, your movie,
your superhero movie.Copy !req
1108. It's all about you.Copy !req
1109. Come on, Robin,
let's take this fool out.Copy !req
1110. It's time to eliminate them.Copy !req
1111. Must eliminate.Copy !req
1112. Robin, stop! Snap out of it!Copy !req
1113. You've always held me back.Copy !req
1114. What are you talking about, bro?Copy !req
1115. Beast Boy!Copy !req
1116. Fight it, man!Copy !req
1117. Come on!Copy !req
1118. Robin, this is not the you.Copy !req
1119. Finish them, Robin.Copy !req
1120. Kill!Copy !req
1121. Wait! The please!Copy !req
1122. There's another Robin movie
you must see!Copy !req
1123. Yeah. The real one.Copy !req
1124. Then he grew up
and he wasn't a baby no more.Copy !req
1125. But he still had them baby hands, yo.Copy !req
1126. You always thought
I was a joke.Copy !req
1127. But when
there's crime happening,Copy !req
1128. Robin is the dude
who keeps fighting till he wins, yo.Copy !req
1129. He's like a bulldog.Copy !req
1130. Sinks his teeth into that crime
and won't nevers let go!Copy !req
1131. Before the Robin,
we were all alone.Copy !req
1132. But he brought us together
to be the team.Copy !req
1133. He may not have superpowers,
but he is a superhero.Copy !req
1134. Our hero.Copy !req
1135. Titans?Copy !req
1136. Oh, he is the back!Copy !req
1137. You were never a joke to us.Copy !req
1138. You are our leader.Copy !req
1139. Our hero.Copy !req
1140. Our friend.Copy !req
1141. Under the mask, my other eye is crying.Copy !req
1142. We're taking you down. Together.Copy !req
1143. Robin. Don't you know anything
about archvillains?Copy !req
1144. We always have
a backup plan, girlfriend.Copy !req
1145. - Portal?
- Portal!Copy !req
1146. What?Copy !req
1147. That was weird.Copy !req
1148. You're never gonna beat me
now that I'm a giant robot.Copy !req
1149. Give up. This is dumb.
Now you're wasting everybody's time.Copy !req
1150. We'll stop you, Slade.Copy !req
1151. How are you gonna do it?
How are you gonna beat me?Copy !req
1152. You haven't done it yet.Copy !req
1153. You keep talking about
how you're gonna do it.Copy !req
1154. What are you gonna do?
Are you gonna fart on me?Copy !req
1155. You wanna have a dance-off?Copy !req
1156. You gonna annoy me to death
with your waffles?Copy !req
1157. You guys are jokes.Copy !req
1158. Total jokes!Copy !req
1159. - You're right.Copy !req
1160. We are jokes.Copy !req
1161. We're not like the other superheroes,
and never will be.Copy !req
1162. - But the thing is, that's okay.
- What?Copy !req
1163. I'm proud to call myself a Teen Titan!
And so are my friends!Copy !req
1164. Yes!Copy !req
1165. So laugh at us all you want,
but we're still going to take you down!Copy !req
1166. With what?
One of your stupid songs?Copy !req
1167. Exactly.Copy !req
1168. Teen Titans, go!Copy !req
1169. Go, Teen Titans, go
Go, Teen Titans, goCopy !req
1170. Beast Boy
I can turn straight up into an animalCopy !req
1171. - Animal?
- Animal?Copy !req
1172. Yes, any animalCopy !req
1173. Boom, pow Yeah, I'm a kitten nowCopy !req
1174. Check out my kitten meowCopy !req
1175. The star, the fire
The live, the wireCopy !req
1176. The alien princess in my alien attireCopy !req
1177. The energy blasts
The supersonic speedCopy !req
1178. Is she down with the Titans?Copy !req
1179. Oh, the yes indeedCopy !req
1180. Booyah, booyah
Go my cannon blasterCopy !req
1181. Cyborg, whoo baby
Mr. High Tech MasterCopy !req
1182. What, what, what?Copy !req
1183. Mr. Meatball DisasterCopy !req
1184. - What, what, what?
- Mr. Boom Boom BlasterCopy !req
1185. Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen TitansCopy !req
1186. Boom with the smoke bombs and birdarangsCopy !req
1187. Bow staff hittin' steady
Doin' my thangCopy !req
1188. Robin, Robin, the leader
Robin, Robin, in chargeCopy !req
1189. Show 'em your baby hands!Copy !req
1190. No Robin, Robin's are largeCopy !req
1191. Raven is here to drop it
On you even harderCopy !req
1192. There's no darker than me
I'm as dark as can beCopy !req
1193. Check it Azarath Metrion ZinthosCopy !req
1194. Teleportin', magical powers
We adiosCopy !req
1195. Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen TitansCopy !req
1196. Teen Titans, go!Copy !req
1197. That song was monumentally dope.Copy !req
1198. Our song was so sick,
it blew up Slade's robot.Copy !req
1199. - Yeah! We are so tough.
- Yeah! Wow! We did it!Copy !req
1200. - Yes!
- Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1201. I said WOW!Copy !req
1202. What about the other superheroes?Copy !req
1203. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1204. Challengers, we're free!Copy !req
1205. Oh, drat!Copy !req
1206. Whoa, you guys took down Slade.Copy !req
1207. And saved the world.Copy !req
1208. Hey, I guess you
aren't such goofsters after all.Copy !req
1209. Fellow heroes, I've learned
something important today.Copy !req
1210. You don't need to be super
to be a superhero.Copy !req
1211. You just need to be yourself.Copy !req
1212. And expanding on that thought...Copy !req
1213. We should never forget that...Copy !req
1214. Uh, dude? Why are you still talkin'?Copy !req
1215. I'm simply trying to highlight
the lesson we all learned.Copy !req
1216. No one wants to hear that, man.Copy !req
1217. Dude, the movie's wrapping up.
People are trying out get out of here.Copy !req
1218. But I need to say
my important takeaway messageCopy !req
1219. - from this experience!
- Credits! Credits!Copy !req
1220. You know, something kids
can talk to their parents aboutCopy !req
1221. on the drive home.Copy !req
1222. Credits! Credits! Credits!Copy !req
1223. I am sorry, the friend Robin.Copy !req
1224. But this is not that type of movie.
To the credits!Copy !req
1225. Wait! Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
1226. Kids, ask your parents
where babies come from!Copy !req
1227. Is it working?Copy !req
1228. Almost got it.Copy !req
1229. Hurry! There is not much time.Copy !req
1230. They need to know
we're still here.Copy !req
1231. Booyah! We're transmitting.Copy !req
1232. This is the Teen Titans.
Can anyone hear us?Copy !req
1233. We think we found a way back.Copy !req
1234. Challengers, I believe we may have
missed the motion picture.Copy !req
1235. English - SDHCopy !req