1. PALM READINGCopy !req
2. If you are destined to have it, you would.
If you are not, you should not force it.Copy !req
3. - Thanks.
- Money?Copy !req
4. - Thank you.
- Thanks!Copy !req
5. Puff?
What are you puffing about?Copy !req
6. You're fantastic!
You even knew my surname!Copy !req
7. Take out your palm!Copy !req
8. Your palm has a "line of widowhood" omen,
which matches your mouth.Copy !req
9. No matter how many husbands you have,
they will be puffed to death by you.Copy !req
10. Ridiculous! You call this palm reading?
Read your own ass!Copy !req
11. Hey! You haven't paid yet!Copy !req
12. I'll pay!Copy !req
13. Money!Copy !req
14. Why are there are no
lines on your fingertips?Copy !req
15. Master, I need you to help!Copy !req
16. Bastard disciple Old Devil,
you have evil intentions.Copy !req
17. How dare you steal
the Writ of the Leader?Copy !req
18. You committed an offence
by breaking Rule 1997.Copy !req
19. The skin of your hands will be peeled
off and you will be expelled - do it!Copy !req
20. I need to appeal!Copy !req
21. Appeal overruled - do it!Copy !req
22. Old Devil, you've been expelled.
How dare you come back to see me?Copy !req
23. The King of Hell wants you to die at midnight,
but I will end your life even earlier!Copy !req
24. Where is the Writ of the Leader?Copy !req
25. Old Devil, you are
cruel and brutal.Copy !req
26. The moment you find the Writ
will be the time when you die.Copy !req
27. TAOIST TEMPLE OF
DRAGON TIGER MOUNTAINCopy !req
28. Walk slowly, don't run.Copy !req
29. The road is dangerous!Copy !req
30. Follow the traffic regulations...Copy !req
31. Safety first - honk, honk!
Live a long life.Copy !req
32. The car is coming!Copy !req
33. Stop the car!Copy !req
34. Lucky escape!Copy !req
35. Don't!Copy !req
36. Stop that!Copy !req
37. Don't!
No, don't!Copy !req
38. All the oil for the light
is spilled - oh, no!Copy !req
39. You monkeys, running
around recklessly.Copy !req
40. Sooner or later you'll
be knocked down.Copy !req
41. It hurts so bad!Copy !req
42. Master's uncle, it was you who
crashed into us so recklessly.Copy !req
43. - Yet you blamed us?
- Yes!Copy !req
44. I am a witness.Copy !req
45. You were driving
dangerously while drunk.Copy !req
46. It's not wine,
It's soda - fat boy's water!Copy !req
47. How dare you give me a ticket?Copy !req
48. I dare not. Master's uncle,
you spilled all the clean water.Copy !req
49. You'll be in trouble
if the Leader finds out.Copy !req
50. Trouble? I'll smooth
everything over.Copy !req
51. Why aren't you at work?
Hurry up!Copy !req
52. I wish you'd crash
and get injured soon!Copy !req
53. I had to tidy up
the mess for you.Copy !req
54. Master's uncle,
you can't go in there!Copy !req
55. I feel sober, I'm only half drunk.
This feels too much like reality.Copy !req
56. Got to drink more wine...Copy !req
57. The tyres are slipping!Copy !req
58. Master's uncle!Copy !req
59. Sinful!Copy !req
60. Lucky that nothing happened.
I'll take a sip of wine.Copy !req
61. Who hit me?Copy !req
62. What nonsense!Copy !req
63. Master's uncle broke
He He's arm!Copy !req
64. You're in trouble!Copy !req
65. - Which bastard curses me?
- Not me!Copy !req
66. Why was I chosen?Copy !req
67. Damn you! You curse me this morning?
I'll hold you responsible this time!Copy !req
68. The Leader arrives!Copy !req
69. - The Leader is here.
- Hurry up!Copy !req
70. I am afraid.Copy !req
71. Have a sip of fat boy's water
to calm your nerves.Copy !req
72. Good morning, senior brother!Copy !req
73. You're a changed man?
So rare to hear.Copy !req
74. Master's uncle!
I can't hold it any longer...Copy !req
75. I thought you had changed your ways.
You're still drunk?Copy !req
76. - Senior brother, I didn't drink!
- You didn't?Copy !req
77. You made our Founding Taoist
look like this! Sinful, sinful!Copy !req
78. Messed it up again.Copy !req
79. It's all your fault!Copy !req
80. You set a bad example
in front of our disciples.Copy !req
81. It is bad for our temple!Copy !req
82. Then how will you
punish me this time?Copy !req
83. I'll give you a month to beg for money
to repair the Founding Taoist statue.Copy !req
84. Repair the statue?Copy !req
85. Also, find an ingenuous boy
who was born at midnightCopy !req
86. on the 15th of August in the
year of the metal dragonCopy !req
87. for the consecration.Copy !req
88. Senior brother, any junior
Taoist priest would do, right?Copy !req
89. Would I need you to explain that?
Why don't you just go now!Copy !req
90. Okay...Copy !req
91. Remember, I want an ingenuous boy!Copy !req
92. I know, that means a virgin boy.Copy !req
93. I'm half sober and half drunk,
just suffering through life...Copy !req
94. - This fat boy's water is to blame...
- You're still drinking?Copy !req
95. Go!Copy !req
96. The time is now.Copy !req
97. This time I won't be as stupid!Copy !req
98. Grandmother, I'm
reporting for duty!Copy !req
99. What took you so long?Copy !req
100. I needed to wash my face,
brush my teeth and pee.Copy !req
101. Why do lazy people
always need to use the toilet?Copy !req
102. What are you doing with all these melons?
Get inside now!Copy !req
103. Grandmother, today is the 15th!
Can I have a day off to rest?Copy !req
104. Rest? From what?
Get in there!Copy !req
105. Can't even have a
rest on the 15th.Copy !req
106. Once you get the Writ,
you will be the new leader of our school.Copy !req
107. FORBIDDEN LAND FOR MENCopy !req
108. A river of charcoal and fire?
A trivial thing.Copy !req
109. Oh dear, my shoe is stuck!Copy !req
110. It's stuck so bad! Luckily I have a choice.
I will walk on the paving instead.Copy !req
111. I almost became a
human sandwich.Copy !req
112. Grandmother is really something.
This time I have to... bite the bullet!Copy !req
113. CHARCOAL FIRE PAPERCopy !req
114. Let me wear my lucky
shoes first.Copy !req
115. You can't hit me, can you?
Hit me! You're doing nothing?Copy !req
116. Banana monster is here!Copy !req
117. So reckless! I was almost
knocked down by you!Copy !req
118. Come, come!Copy !req
119. Come on, come here.Copy !req
120. Come on, I am here!Copy !req
121. You're using the incense burner as
a toilet? You're tired, right?Copy !req
122. There's no point in wiggling.
Stay squatting!Copy !req
123. I'm off to get the Writ!Copy !req
124. No filling or substance!
I want to bite and eat him!Copy !req
125. Damn it, the Banana's
hunger kicks in again!Copy !req
126. Alright, eat up!
Have more!Copy !req
127. How can you eat so much?Copy !req
128. I'm running out of melons.Copy !req
129. I cannot give you this one!Copy !req
130. Grandmother, this is not working!
How can I get out of here this time?Copy !req
131. You're so useless! Hang on and
I will get you out of this!Copy !req
132. Itchy foot!Copy !req
133. Grandmother, I failed again...Copy !req
134. You're so useless.
I need you to go in again.Copy !req
135. Better not...Copy !req
136. Even you are playing
tricks on me.Copy !req
137. I'm just messing with you.
No need to get mad.Copy !req
138. I need your help with something.Copy !req
139. What's the matter?Copy !req
140. It's about my elder sister again.
Let's take a walk and I'll tell you.Copy !req
141. Chiu, where are you
going this time?Copy !req
142. Grandmother.Copy !req
143. Grandmother - give us
one more chance, please?Copy !req
144. One last time.
We're off!Copy !req
145. INGENUOUS BOY WANTED
WELL PAIDCopy !req
146. I was first!Copy !req
147. Stop arguing! Form a queue
with your birth certificates.Copy !req
148. Spread out and let
me have a look.Copy !req
149. What are you doing?Copy !req
150. You told us to spread
out for you to see.Copy !req
151. I said spread out your
birth certificates for me.Copy !req
152. Cover yourself with this.Copy !req
153. - Mother!
- You two naughty girls.Copy !req
154. How can you pull down your trousers
for someone? That's shameful!Copy !req
155. Old pervert!
Go home.Copy !req
156. She has so many children.Copy !req
157. Hey! It's my turn.Copy !req
158. A bit too old.Copy !req
159. I am still just a boy.Copy !req
160. - Alright, that's a deal!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
161. Body check.Copy !req
162. Don't move!Copy !req
163. Would this do?Copy !req
164. Keep it for yourself.
How dare you!Copy !req
165. I want a virgin boy!Copy !req
166. Virgin boy?Copy !req
167. Next one!Copy !req
168. I'm a virgin boy.
Would this do?Copy !req
169. I don't want a big head.
I want that one.Copy !req
170. Then I can't help.Copy !req
171. If you're not a virgin,
don't pretend! Go away!Copy !req
172. Birth certificate.
Check me!Copy !req
173. Found a virgin boy at last!
I'll drink to it.Copy !req
174. Job done.Copy !req
175. Man-made coloring...?Copy !req
176. Does your father own a dye factory?
How dare you lie to me.Copy !req
177. Failed again.Copy !req
178. Today, the Sorcerer Woman...Copy !req
179. Comes to inspect the business!Copy !req
180. How much?Copy !req
181. Five cents.Copy !req
182. So expensive?
I'm not buying.Copy !req
183. One for you, one for you...
And one for you too.Copy !req
184. You have torn my magical papers.
Pay me even if you don't want them!Copy !req
185. All four of you have to donate.Copy !req
186. - Steel Plate!
- Here!Copy !req
187. Hand out the magical papers!Copy !req
188. I don't want...Copy !req
189. Save it.
My aunt.Copy !req
190. Let's see how much
we have earned.Copy !req
191. Not bad.Copy !req
192. I'm half sober and half drunk,
just suffering through life...Copy !req
193. Someone's suffering.Copy !req
194. Let's rescue him.Copy !req
195. If you're suffering,
I'll rescue you.Copy !req
196. I'm not suffering!Copy !req
197. You stupid fool!
That fat lamb's gone!Copy !req
198. Went away?
Oh, it's your lucky day.Copy !req
199. Donate more incense money
and you won't suffer anymore.Copy !req
200. Right!
Donate, donate!Copy !req
201. You ask for a donation.
I'm a beggar.Copy !req
202. So, I donate one tael,
you give me two taels.Copy !req
203. That means you still owe me one tael.
Give it to me...!Copy !req
204. You're more ruthless
than a beast?Copy !req
205. Don't say that! We're in
the same business, right?Copy !req
206. So it's a specialist
facing a master.Copy !req
207. What's that mean?Copy !req
208. It's a turf war!
Beat him!Copy !req
209. That's some power!Copy !req
210. So many men beating up an old man.
They're killing him!Copy !req
211. - Don't bother, let's go.
- No, I can't let this happen!Copy !req
212. Brother Chiu!Copy !req
213. - Steady!
- My eyes are fixed.Copy !req
214. You're too old to fight!Copy !req
215. Let me.Copy !req
216. Let's see about that.Copy !req
217. That's a heavy fall.Copy !req
218. I nearly got shorter.Copy !req
219. What a scratch!Copy !req
220. Oh, no!
My evening suit!Copy !req
221. I didn't make a loss.Copy !req
222. Hey, a big payout!Copy !req
223. - He...
- Master...Copy !req
224. I asked you to inspect the business,
not to make a fool of me!Copy !req
225. - Back to the temple!
- Yes!Copy !req
226. They're trying to
get away - stop!Copy !req
227. Don't be impulsive, silly boy.Copy !req
228. These people deserve a beating!Copy !req
229. Are you a virgin boy?
How old are you?Copy !req
230. - Brother Chiu, are you hurt?
- No.Copy !req
231. I told you not to bother.
We still have work to do!Copy !req
232. I couldn't stand it.Copy !req
233. Got a girlfriend,
he can't be a virgin.Copy !req
234. Guests have arrived.
This way...Copy !req
235. My life is really miserable,
given the way you died.Copy !req
236. Place the incense.Copy !req
237. First bow.
Second bow.Copy !req
238. How do I live from now on?Copy !req
239. How come that scumbag
isn't here yet?Copy !req
240. The family of the deceased
expresses their gratitude.Copy !req
241. I am late.Copy !req
242. A guest has arrived.Copy !req
243. - Sorry, I'm late.
- Why are you so late?Copy !req
244. - Place the incense.
- Is he...?Copy !req
245. No, you're mistaken.Copy !req
246. He is a professional mourner!Copy !req
247. So this nitwit is a
professional mourner!Copy !req
248. A guest has arrived.Copy !req
249. First bow.
Second bow.Copy !req
250. Everyone's here and you only
turn up now - what the hell?Copy !req
251. I had another job earlier.Copy !req
252. The family of the deceased
expresses their gratitude.Copy !req
253. Please, have a seat.Copy !req
254. Give us some tears and act
like you're seriously grieving.Copy !req
255. You want me to cry to death
for such little pay?Copy !req
256. Our industry practice is that one
teardrop costs one tael of silver.Copy !req
257. For saliva and snot,
I can give you 20% off.Copy !req
258. Why don't you rob
a bank instead?Copy !req
259. Alright, I'll do it
just for you.Copy !req
260. A guest has arrived.Copy !req
261. Place the incense.Copy !req
262. First bow.Copy !req
263. - Second bow.
- Why did you come so late?Copy !req
264. I had to dress well!Copy !req
265. - Third bow.
- Bow!Copy !req
266. The family of the deceased
expresses their gratitude.Copy !req
267. Your husband died so early.
He really was unfortunate!Copy !req
268. Now you're on your own...
Much to my benefit!Copy !req
269. How could he say such a thing?Copy !req
270. Don't talk nonsense!Copy !req
271. No... I mean it benefits me
to pay him my last respects.Copy !req
272. Go now, you fool!Copy !req
273. To pay my last respects only!Copy !req
274. All taboos are broken.Copy !req
275. Grow a pair, would you?Copy !req
276. You fool.
Come here, quick!Copy !req
277. Your husband looks different from
the photo outside, so horrific!Copy !req
278. People always look horrible
when they're dead.Copy !req
279. I haven't seen you for a few days.
Don't you know how much I miss you?Copy !req
280. I found it hard to sleep without taking
pills these last few days - poor me!Copy !req
281. I know you can't wait,
but no need to hit me.Copy !req
282. I didn't hit you!Copy !req
283. So spooky!Copy !req
284. Could it be the living dead?Copy !req
285. Enough talking, come!
Don't you ever stop!Copy !req
286. It's shaking so badly.
Has the soul of the dead returned?Copy !req
287. A mouthful of gold teeth?
I won't be poor any longer.Copy !req
288. What are you murmuring for?
Why aren't you crying?Copy !req
289. Dad, your death was horrific!Copy !req
290. How is it?
Is it comfortable?Copy !req
291. Very comfortable,
but your hand is a bit cold.Copy !req
292. Having an affair here, like this,
of course it'll be a bit cold.Copy !req
293. Your hand is cold too.Copy !req
294. What's going on?Copy !req
295. What's the matter, sister?Copy !req
296. - In there...
- In there? A ghost?Copy !req
297. Nothing, nothing - she's
just scared. So spooky.Copy !req
298. My chance!Copy !req
299. Dad, your death was horrific!Copy !req
300. I feel even more miserable
when I see your gold teeth.Copy !req
301. So many tears and so much snot,
this could cost me dearly!Copy !req
302. Once I start crying,
I can't stop.Copy !req
303. You passed away without
letting us know, Dad!Copy !req
304. Hey, hey!Copy !req
305. Dad, your death was horrific!Copy !req
306. I'll take these as my tip.
Don't let them go to waste.Copy !req
307. You scumbag! Crying like that,
you'll make a fortune easily!Copy !req
308. It's actually not that easy.Copy !req
309. Loosen it!
Set it free!Copy !req
310. It's free? That's different.
You need to cry more!Copy !req
311. I could only pull it out
with all of my strength.Copy !req
312. See if it's pure gold
or plated gold.Copy !req
313. I'll help you rub it.Copy !req
314. - No, I can do it myself.
- I insist.Copy !req
315. Don't!Copy !req
316. Don't!Copy !req
317. All done.Copy !req
318. I'm going to buy some
anxiety medicine!Copy !req
319. Are you leaving already?
You're still working for us!Copy !req
320. - It's really spooky!
- What do we do now?Copy !req
321. Why don't we get a medium to invite
your dead husband to a showdown talk?Copy !req
322. Good!Copy !req
323. Old Devil, I knew that
you would come here.Copy !req
324. This time you will surely die!Copy !req
325. Grandson, follow me.Copy !req
326. Want to take advantage?Copy !req
327. You're here to steal the Writ?
You want to die?Copy !req
328. Smart, aren't I?Copy !req
329. I'll be back!Copy !req
330. Come back if you have any guts!Copy !req
331. Grandmother, Old Devil has gone.Copy !req
332. As the law enforcement
official of our School,Copy !req
333. I declare Wu Shun-chiu
the sixth generation leader.Copy !req
334. Take this as the evidence.Copy !req
335. From now on, you are
responsible for the School.Copy !req
336. Kneel down in front
of the ancestors.Copy !req
337. I'm half sober and half drunk,
just suffering through life...Copy !req
338. I'll drink some fat boy's water
to keep myself hydrated.Copy !req
339. Oh, it's finished.Copy !req
340. No more wine, but my throat
is itchy for some...Copy !req
341. WINE STORECopy !req
342. Pei!Copy !req
343. You stole my wine and slack off
to drink again? Back to work!Copy !req
344. A wine store!Copy !req
345. I'm old and have no money.
How can I get into a wine store?Copy !req
346. Owner, four taels
and eight ingots.Copy !req
347. Everyone! Today is the anniversary
of our Dragon Tiger Taoist Temple.Copy !req
348. Free talismans and
free money, too!Copy !req
349. Is there such a thing?Copy !req
350. First come first serve! Free money!
One and a half dollars per head!Copy !req
351. - Come, come!
- Is it real or fake?Copy !req
352. It is as real as pearl!
There are two dollars here.Copy !req
353. But you need to give me
fifty cents change.Copy !req
354. So... I need to pay?Copy !req
355. If you don't want it,
I'll give it to someone else.Copy !req
356. It's a crime to miss a good bargain!
Boss, pay up!Copy !req
357. - Do I really need to pay?
- Yes.Copy !req
358. This is mine and
this is for you.Copy !req
359. Thank you very much.Copy !req
360. There's nothing? You said there
would be two dollars in here.Copy !req
361. There are two dollars for you.Copy !req
362. This is a cheque from Dragon Tiger Mountain.
Come to cash it whenever you have time.Copy !req
363. Hey! That means you're
messing with my boss!Copy !req
364. Smartass, I lost fifty
cents because of you.Copy !req
365. It'll be deducted
from your salary!Copy !req
366. Damn you, Taoist priest!Copy !req
367. Let me buy fifty cents
worth of wine from you then.Copy !req
368. Use my money to pay for my wine?Copy !req
369. - Please fill it for me.
- Fine.Copy !req
370. This is good value for money.Copy !req
371. This is far too much wine
for the gourd to take.Copy !req
372. Boss, let me take a sip first.Copy !req
373. Open your mouth and close your eyes,
then you can truly taste the wine.Copy !req
374. Boss, quickly!
Pour some more.Copy !req
375. It's finished.Copy !req
376. This is one poor person
meeting another.Copy !req
377. Let me sniff it again.Copy !req
378. Sniffing is the
same as drinking.Copy !req
379. You come up with such
lousy tricks? Go away!Copy !req
380. Boss!Copy !req
381. - Last time was first of the month.
- Now it's the 15th.Copy !req
382. How much will you donate?Copy !req
383. - The more the better.
- But a small amount won't do!Copy !req
384. That's right!Copy !req
385. - Say it! How much?
- Donate again?Copy !req
386. - That's right.
- How much?Copy !req
387. - Is one tael good enough?
- Sure!Copy !req
388. One tael from the wine store.Copy !req
389. - It is you again!
- It is you again!Copy !req
390. Of course it's me, how much
are you giving me this time?Copy !req
391. What are you looking for?Copy !req
392. That kid isn't around this time,
you're dead for sure!Copy !req
393. Last time you didn't
have this low kick.Copy !req
394. I'm over here.Copy !req
395. I'm over here!Copy !req
396. I punch! Punch!
Punch! Punch!Copy !req
397. I'll crush you to death!Copy !req
398. Looks like a hungry dog
pouncing on poo.Copy !req
399. Leaving already?Copy !req
400. Who left? Get a taste of
my family's "Robot Fist"!Copy !req
401. What's "Robot Fist" and how
come I've never seen it before?Copy !req
402. Robot?Copy !req
403. Come here if you've
got any guts!Copy !req
404. How dare you taunt me!
You're dead!Copy !req
405. Oh, no!
I'm off!Copy !req
406. I'm well cooked!Copy !req
407. Wow! Fried eggs?
Keep them for yourself.Copy !req
408. - Going to sucker punch me again?
- I dare not.Copy !req
409. - You two cheats haven't learned?
- I'm here to donate to you.Copy !req
410. A donation for me?Copy !req
411. What nonsense.Copy !req
412. How come?Copy !req
413. I got mugged!
Someone's taking my money!Copy !req
414. - Take it back!
- Go away!Copy !req
415. This is him, he's the thief!
Go get him!Copy !req
416. How dare you!Copy !req
417. Let's help!
Get him!Copy !req
418. Beat him!
Get him!Copy !req
419. - Don't let him get away!
- Chase him!Copy !req
420. - Keep chasing!
- Don't let him get away!Copy !req
421. Fortunately I run fast,
but all the wine is gone.Copy !req
422. It's you again?Copy !req
423. What a coincidence!Copy !req
424. - So, do you live here?
- Yes, it is my home!Copy !req
425. Wine...
Wine...!Copy !req
426. Wine!Copy !req
427. This wine cannot be drunk.Copy !req
428. How could you drink the
wine offered to God?Copy !req
429. The owner didn't tell me off.
How dare you scold me?Copy !req
430. Let me deal with her.Copy !req
431. What do you do here?Copy !req
432. I help people talk with spirits.Copy !req
433. These kind of frauds
and deceptions...Copy !req
434. That's right!
Cannot be trusted.Copy !req
435. She's my grandmother.Copy !req
436. Let me settle this.Copy !req
437. I shouldn't have drunk this wine.
No, I shouldn't have.Copy !req
438. All the birth dates match perfectly.
One of them isn't dead yet!Copy !req
439. Shut up!Copy !req
440. Grandmother,
he came here for me.Copy !req
441. How is your grandmother still
so feisty in her old age?Copy !req
442. She hates it if people move
things on the altar.Copy !req
443. I won't touch it then.
What's so precious about it?Copy !req
444. - She's on her last legs too!
- How dare you curse me?Copy !req
445. You?Copy !req
446. Little brat! You can't
be a virgin boy.Copy !req
447. I am! I am still a virgin!Copy !req
448. Let me check.
Oh, yes! A virgin boy!Copy !req
449. - Two dragons fight for the pearl!
- For the baby boy.Copy !req
450. Chiu, step aside.Copy !req
451. I was only chatting with your grandson.
No need to get angry.Copy !req
452. - You came here for Chiu?
- That's right.Copy !req
453. Please sit down!Copy !req
454. Have a cup of tea.Copy !req
455. You don't have to.Copy !req
456. - Is it too hot?
- No! No.Copy !req
457. Drink it, then.Copy !req
458. I will!Copy !req
459. Trying to scare me off?Copy !req
460. Turns out you're pretty
good at blowing smoke.Copy !req
461. Do you mean I'm lazy?
Do I look like it? Do I?Copy !req
462. No, that's not what I mean.Copy !req
463. It's just you're not
destined for Taoism.Copy !req
464. Of course I'm not destined to be with you,
but your grandson and I are meant to be.Copy !req
465. Right?Copy !req
466. We're the same sex, who said
you and I are meant to be?Copy !req
467. Hey, old Taoist.
What did you come here for?Copy !req
468. I am the Drunken Taoist Priest from
the Dragon Tiger Mountain.Copy !req
469. Your grandson's time of birth
is perfect for my consecration.Copy !req
470. In your dreams!Copy !req
471. Drunken Taoist Priest?Copy !req
472. So you're that drunkard from
Dragon Tiger Mountain.Copy !req
473. Why didn't you tell us earlier
to avoid this misunderstanding?Copy !req
474. Chiu!Copy !req
475. Where did he go?Copy !req
476. Where has he gone to?Copy !req
477. What should I do?Copy !req
478. My grandson is very
simple-minded.Copy !req
479. If you want him for
your consecration...Copy !req
480. It depends whether you
two are meant to be or not.Copy !req
481. Then...Copy !req
482. Then why don't you go?Copy !req
483. I'll go after him!
I'll go...Copy !req
484. Sister, you're back?Copy !req
485. Sister...?
Sister...?Copy !req
486. GUANYIN SUTRACopy !req
487. Shiu Fang, it's me.
No need to be scared.Copy !req
488. Why are you dressed like that?
Are you crazy?Copy !req
489. No, I'm not.Copy !req
490. I am here to collect my
salary from the last job.Copy !req
491. But I'm scared of your brother-in-law.
He's very spooky.Copy !req
492. That's why I put these on,
to drive the spirits away.Copy !req
493. My sister isn't in, come back
some other time if you're scared.Copy !req
494. Better to be scared once than twice!
I'm not leaving.Copy !req
495. Then wait here!Copy !req
496. Let me wash them for you.Copy !req
497. No need - go get
the dish for me.Copy !req
498. Okay!Copy !req
499. Dish...Copy !req
500. Dish...Copy !req
501. Here it is.Copy !req
502. Here, dish.Copy !req
503. - Wash the vegetables for me.
- Sure.Copy !req
504. This is what I do best.Copy !req
505. I'm better off
without your help.Copy !req
506. You're gripping me so tightly!
Do you hold a grudge against me?Copy !req
507. Don't waste it!Copy !req
508. You like to show off so much,
I'll give you a chance to.Copy !req
509. Chance?
What chance?Copy !req
510. My elder sister and her
lover will be home soon.Copy !req
511. If you scare away her lover,
that'll prove you're smart.Copy !req
512. Okay! That is what I do best.Copy !req
513. Don't beat me, don't beat me!
I am the Mountain Dog.Copy !req
514. It's you again? Still messing around
after taking gold teeth from the dead?Copy !req
515. You could have been
beaten to death!Copy !req
516. - Brother Chiu, you're here.
- Shiu Fang!Copy !req
517. - Let's go out for a walk.
- Sure.Copy !req
518. Your performance wasn't bad.
Try again next time.Copy !req
519. Next time?
Better not try again!Copy !req
520. I'm not going with you
for the consecration.Copy !req
521. Who is he?
What's he doing here?Copy !req
522. You've beaten me so bad.Copy !req
523. This costume doesn't resemble
anything at all!Copy !req
524. Except for a gazelle!Copy !req
525. So I don't stand a chance?Copy !req
526. - Don't get too downhearted.
- And?Copy !req
527. Let me think of a way
for you to seduce her.Copy !req
528. I am really stupid.
I know what to do now!Copy !req
529. I wasn't finished yet!Copy !req
530. That scumbag is always bothering me.
He's so annoying.Copy !req
531. Annoying? I'm more
annoyed than you are!Copy !req
532. Old Devil found me and my grandmother.
He's causing us a lot of trouble.Copy !req
533. Is this Old Devil
really powerful?Copy !req
534. Not only powerful.Copy !req
535. He looks merciless with
his disheveled hair.Copy !req
536. His eyes pop out too!Copy !req
537. - Is he really that horrible?
- Yes!Copy !req
538. Wu Shun-chiu,
where are you going to hide?Copy !req
539. Speak of the Devil,
his voice appears!Copy !req
540. We better leave now!Copy !req
541. Don't make a move.Copy !req
542. Then what should I do?Copy !req
543. Jump into the well immediately,
or I'll kill your girl first!Copy !req
544. I don't want to die yet.Copy !req
545. Shiu Fang, let me
die first then.Copy !req
546. Jump!Copy !req
547. Brother Chiu!
Brother Chiu!Copy !req
548. I will come with you...!Copy !req
549. I was only teasing you
with ventriloquism.Copy !req
550. Damn you, Wu Shun-chiu.
It's terrible to scare me like that!Copy !req
551. I won't talk to you next time!
Don't you run away!Copy !req
552. Are you angry?Copy !req
553. I was only teasing you.Copy !req
554. - Stop messing about!
- I didn't!Copy !req
555. Still denying it?Copy !req
556. Get going!Copy !req
557. You tricked us again,
damn Mountain Dog.Copy !req
558. You want another beating?Copy !req
559. It's nothing to do with me.Copy !req
560. This damn Taoist
asked me to do it.Copy !req
561. It's you again, damn Taoist!Copy !req
562. It's a misunderstanding only.Copy !req
563. Misunderstanding? There's no way
I will help with the consecration.Copy !req
564. Unless you beat me in a fight!Copy !req
565. Just ignore him.
Let's go!Copy !req
566. Wait...!
Don't go yet.Copy !req
567. How do we fight?Copy !req
568. Wait for me at the noodle stall
tomorrow, the one down the road!Copy !req
569. Fine.Copy !req
570. - What about me?
- This!Copy !req
571. Medium lady, my husband has
been dead for a month.Copy !req
572. His spirit bothers
me all the time.Copy !req
573. It makes me feel
very uneasy, so...Copy !req
574. So, I want to talk to him.Copy !req
575. - What is the name of your husband?
- Yum Lee-koung.Copy !req
576. "Let me count"?
How can I work that one out?Copy !req
577. I was asking for his
surname and first name.Copy !req
578. His name is Yum, Lee-koung Yum.Copy !req
579. Medium lady, here is the
date and time of his birth.Copy !req
580. How did your husband die?Copy !req
581. He died while having...Copy !req
582. - He fell to his death from his horse.
- Yes... he fell and died.Copy !req
583. What is your relationship
with her?Copy !req
584. I am her love...Copy !req
585. Can't tell.Copy !req
586. Wait outside if you can't tell.Copy !req
587. I am her cousin.
Is that okay?Copy !req
588. A cousin?
That counts as a relative.Copy !req
589. Now I'm going to invite
your husband to join us.Copy !req
590. If you hear voices,
ask whatever you must.Copy !req
591. Face down.Copy !req
592. Connect me to hell.Copy !req
593. Twelve kings of hell,
please facilitate.Copy !req
594. Guardians of hell,
please lead the way.Copy !req
595. Wandering ghosts and souls,
step aside!Copy !req
596. I now enter hell to
find Yum Lee-koung.Copy !req
597. The first level...Copy !req
598. Shaking all over...Copy !req
599. Double crossing...Copy !req
600. The second level...Copy !req
601. A love affair...Copy !req
602. Very enjoyable...Copy !req
603. The third level...Copy !req
604. Peeping from afar...Copy !req
605. Let me touch a bit...Copy !req
606. What are you doing?Copy !req
607. - Nothing.
- Shut up!Copy !req
608. So you're with the
Bare Feet God.Copy !req
609. Yum Lee-koung, your spouse Sue Un-un
wants to talk to you up here...Copy !req
610. Un-un, I've been looking for you
for a long, long time...Copy !req
611. You're dead.
Why are you still bothering me?Copy !req
612. I have lost my gold teeth,
and have to lick my food...Copy !req
613. I will get hundreds
of gold teeth for you.Copy !req
614. That's better.
Who is that?Copy !req
615. He is your cousin.Copy !req
616. Yes, I am your cousin.Copy !req
617. Cousin... that means a
member of the family.Copy !req
618. Then make me one more green hat.Copy !req
619. Sure, sure!Copy !req
620. Now I am at ease.
I will go back down now...Copy !req
621. Koung, wait a moment!Copy !req
622. What is it this time?Copy !req
623. I am on my own up here.Copy !req
624. You know I needed five times
a day to keep me satisfied.Copy !req
625. I have to find myself
a long-term partner.Copy !req
626. Grandmother, Old Devil has
entered the prohibited room.Copy !req
627. Troublesome!Copy !req
628. If you aren't happy about it,
you can tell me what to do.Copy !req
629. Then you have to officially...Copy !req
630. Get a husband!Copy !req
631. That was exactly what I meant!Copy !req
632. Then you have to find a man wearing
a Taoist robe with a red nose.Copy !req
633. He has protruding teeth.
He is the one who is meant for you.Copy !req
634. Otherwise, you will die in an accident
and will meet me down here shortly.Copy !req
635. - Then I don't stand a chance?
- Shut up!Copy !req
636. Un-un, are you
unhappy about this?Copy !req
637. I'm happy, I'm happy!
I know what I should do.Copy !req
638. Then I am truly at ease.
I will go back down now.Copy !req
639. How can you make such a joke?Copy !req
640. He's gone?Copy !req
641. He's gone.Copy !req
642. This is a small token of gratitude.
Thank you - let's go!Copy !req
643. How strange?Copy !req
644. Let me test you.
You're called Drunkard.Copy !req
645. There are six
kinds of wine here.Copy !req
646. If you can tell me what each wine is,
I will go to the consecration with you.Copy !req
647. I have been drinking wine for decades.
I am a ghost of wine, if not a god.Copy !req
648. You will lose this time for sure,
and I get to drink them all.Copy !req
649. Hold on!Copy !req
650. You lose if you can't tell what they are,
and we'll go our separate ways.Copy !req
651. You have my word!Copy !req
652. Wu Chia Pi!Copy !req
653. Well done.Copy !req
654. Not too soon.
More to come.Copy !req
655. Sorghum!
That's right.Copy !req
656. Ta Kao!Copy !req
657. Mou Tai!Copy !req
658. URINECopy !req
659. Smells weird.Copy !req
660. So, you can't tell
what wine this is?Copy !req
661. I can't tell?
This wine is so fine.Copy !req
662. Let me take one more sip,
taste it properly and I'll tell you.Copy !req
663. A bit salty?Copy !req
664. Still can't tell?
I'm going.Copy !req
665. - Wait!
- What now?Copy !req
666. Give me one last chance, I'll tell
you when I finish the last drop.Copy !req
667. URINECopy !req
668. Brother Chiu.Copy !req
669. There is no use
following me - go away!Copy !req
670. You were cheating.
It doesn't count!Copy !req
671. Now I want to fight
you with real kung fu!Copy !req
672. Who's scared?Copy !req
673. What are you doing?
Bothering me all the time!Copy !req
674. Don't listen to that medium lady.
See how cool I am!Copy !req
675. Aren't you scared to die
because of me?Copy !req
676. They're not fighting?Copy !req
677. A contest?Copy !req
678. Historically, you Taoists
always come out victorious.Copy !req
679. I'm not that stupid.Copy !req
680. That means you're
messing with me?Copy !req
681. Aren't you good at flirting with girls?
There's a girl there.Copy !req
682. - Give me a chance.
- No way.Copy !req
683. If you can get her,
then I'll follow you.Copy !req
684. Otherwise, forget about it.Copy !req
685. How's that?
Scared?Copy !req
686. That's fine, then.Copy !req
687. I'll try, no matter what.Copy !req
688. Have some sugarcane!Copy !req
689. There really is such a person?Copy !req
690. Get away from me!Copy !req
691. Taoist robe!
Red nose!Copy !req
692. Protruding teeth!Copy !req
693. Though the sugarcane is small,
it is small but miraculous.Copy !req
694. It is hard like iron,
guaranteed you'll smile when you suck it.Copy !req
695. Miss, this sugarcane is for you.
Do you like it?Copy !req
696. Sure... that medium
lady is spot on.Copy !req
697. Well done, just wait
and see - bye bye!Copy !req
698. Don't you go yet!Copy !req
699. Sexual assault!Copy !req
700. I didn't shout "sexual assault,"
and yet you did?Copy !req
701. I'll get you back even
if you fly into space!Copy !req
702. Don't go!Copy !req
703. - Damn drunkard.
- Thanks.Copy !req
704. Now you're stuck with that slut.Copy !req
705. - You won't get away with it!
- Shorty runs slow!Copy !req
706. Police?Copy !req
707. Police?Copy !req
708. Police...?Copy !req
709. - What, police?
- Police!Copy !req
710. Where are you going?Copy !req
711. Got you finally!Copy !req
712. Don't run!Copy !req
713. Don't block my way!Copy !req
714. - What do you want?
- Let go of me, let go!Copy !req
715. Don't run away!Copy !req
716. Who is laughing?Copy !req
717. So it's you, virgin boy!Copy !req
718. Don't you go!Copy !req
719. Still trying to run away?Copy !req
720. Are you trying to kill me?Copy !req
721. Who is it?Copy !req
722. There's no one...?Copy !req
723. Old Devil is here again!Copy !req
724. Old Devil, you stole
the Writ of the Leader.Copy !req
725. Master?Copy !req
726. You committed an offence
against Rule 1997.Copy !req
727. You're expelled and will have
your skin peeled from your hands.Copy !req
728. My ventriloquism technique
is very useful.Copy !req
729. - I must appeal!
- Appeal overruled.Copy !req
730. Do it now... Do it now...
Do it now... Do it now...Copy !req
731. Do it... now...Copy !req
732. Let's fight to the death!Copy !req
733. - Still running?
- I'm being chased!Copy !req
734. It's him!Copy !req
735. I'm depending on you to
accomplish my task.Copy !req
736. Want to beat him up?
You'll have to beat me first!Copy !req
737. - Now it's on you! Off I go!
- That's right.Copy !req
738. Flying dart!Copy !req
739. Scared?
It's just a slipper.Copy !req
740. Here I come!Copy !req
741. See you!Copy !req
742. So stupid!Copy !req
743. Aren't you dead this time?
Follow me!Copy !req
744. You got through the first of
the month - but not the 15th!Copy !req
745. - So interesting!
- Yes, yes!Copy !req
746. That was so enjoyable!
Let's play it again?Copy !req
747. Yes, yes!Copy !req
748. How can he be a
virgin boy after this?Copy !req
749. I don't want to play with you.Copy !req
750. Come on, play one more time.Copy !req
751. I'll only use one hand.Copy !req
752. One hand?Copy !req
753. How about both hands?Copy !req
754. Why not throw in
the tongue as well?Copy !req
755. Yes, that's good!Copy !req
756. One hand.
Two hands.Copy !req
757. Plus the tongue...Copy !req
758. Nothing would be left!Copy !req
759. Hey, don't you do
the unspeakable...Copy !req
760. Two hands like this...
Plus a tongue?Copy !req
761. Damn you, you ruined the most
exciting moment in the game!Copy !req
762. - Don't mind him, let's play elsewhere.
- Shiu Fang...Copy !req
763. I got it all wrong again.Copy !req
764. Shiu Fang.Copy !req
765. What are you running for?Copy !req
766. - I don't care about you.
- Don't get angry.Copy !req
767. This time it's a real person.Copy !req
768. That drunkard is always bothering you.
What are you two up to?Copy !req
769. He said he needs me because my
birth date is right for his ritual.Copy !req
770. Don't get angry.Copy !req
771. Let me tell you this.Copy !req
772. I won't care about you if you
hang around with that drunkard again.Copy !req
773. Forget that damn drunkard.
Where should we go?Copy !req
774. Anywhere would do if we don't
have to see that drunkard.Copy !req
775. Didn't explode?Copy !req
776. Oh, no - it's stuck.Copy !req
777. There's a bomb!Copy !req
778. Home-made bombs!
Let's go!Copy !req
779. Let's see if you
are dead or not.Copy !req
780. Who did such a vicious thing?
Are you okay?Copy !req
781. I'm fine.Copy !req
782. Not dead yet?
Another one!Copy !req
783. Human cannonball!Copy !req
784. What goes around comes around.Copy !req
785. It's that damn little ghost again!
It serves you right!Copy !req
786. Brother Chiu!Copy !req
787. Don't go!Copy !req
788. - Forget it, he's already gone.
- You got away this time!Copy !req
789. He tried to kill me!
I won't forget this.Copy !req
790. You fail more often
than not - useless!Copy !req
791. Master, everything is ready.Copy !req
792. Be smarter next time.Copy !req
793. Luckily this steel plate
saved my life.Copy !req
794. Who are you?Copy !req
795. Old Devil.Copy !req
796. You are already poisoned
by my aging potion.Copy !req
797. You have to listen
to what I say.Copy !req
798. If you resist, it will only
accelerate your aging process.Copy !req
799. If you don't give in,
you'll die of old age.Copy !req
800. You're crazy, Devil!Copy !req
801. Antidote...Copy !req
802. Antidote...Copy !req
803. - I'm half sober and half drunk...
- ... half sober and half drunk...Copy !req
804. - Just suffering through life...
- ... suffering through life...Copy !req
805. - Fat boy's water is vital!
- Fat boy's water is vital!Copy !req
806. That is me!
Maybe my soul has left my body?Copy !req
807. I must get you!Copy !req
808. It's a fake body.Copy !req
809. It's so dark in here.Copy !req
810. Brother, is this a robbery?Copy !req
811. How can it look so much like me?Copy !req
812. What's going on?
Let me take the head first.Copy !req
813. How come there's another head?Copy !req
814. It's like I've entered hell!Copy !req
815. Where has the head gone?Copy !req
816. So, it's this damn head of
yours making me feel fuzzy.Copy !req
817. I'll slap it!Copy !req
818. Where did he go?Copy !req
819. Got you this time!Copy !req
820. You damn Taoist, you seduced another
man's wife and stole my girl!Copy !req
821. So, she's your wife?Copy !req
822. No, she is my girl!Copy !req
823. That means you seduced another's wife,
then! And you tried to accuse me?Copy !req
824. I don't care, you stole my girl!
You have to pay me!Copy !req
825. What?
Pay you?Copy !req
826. So, you don't want to pay?
Pay up!Copy !req
827. I don't want her even if you paid me.
It's just that she threw herself at me.Copy !req
828. - Still talking nonsense?
- Hey, what do you want from me?Copy !req
829. Why put on a disguise?Copy !req
830. Try some of this!Copy !req
831. Don't run, protruding teeth!Copy !req
832. You fool.
So, you're hiding in here?Copy !req
833. Are you playing hide and seek with me?
You gave me a desire for more...Copy !req
834. Don't you leave!Copy !req
835. Why so shy?
Consider this a picnic.Copy !req
836. A good disguise has
its advantages!Copy !req
837. I feel so good!Copy !req
838. So it is you, damn fool!Copy !req
839. Wearing a disguise to fool me!
Do you want trouble?Copy !req
840. I'm wearing it because
you're into this type...Copy !req
841. I want the real thing!Copy !req
842. Am I not real enough?Copy !req
843. Real thing?Copy !req
844. You had it coming.Copy !req
845. You made me so mad
that I'm sweating.Copy !req
846. - Where is that fool with the teeth?
- I'm right here.Copy !req
847. - I'm scared!
- So you're hiding in here! Don't go!Copy !req
848. Hey, you came back?Copy !req
849. There's milk in here!Copy !req
850. It is real! It's real!
Satisfying. Satisfying.Copy !req
851. I'm full. Younger brother.
I'm full. Younger brother...Copy !req
852. I'm full...Copy !req
853. Off to take my nap!Copy !req
854. You want the Writ?
Ask me first.Copy !req
855. Go to hell!Copy !req
856. So it's a woman.Copy !req
857. Flying Deadly Threads?Copy !req
858. Grandmother!Copy !req
859. Grandmother! Grandmother!
Are you okay?Copy !req
860. Grandson, the Writ of the Leader
is inside this wall here.Copy !req
861. - I got it.
- Don't let Old Devil get hold of it.Copy !req
862. Have it destroyed
if necessary...Copy !req
863. Grandmother, are you okay?
Don't die! You can't die!Copy !req
864. The Drunken Taoist Priest is the
only person who can help you...Copy !req
865. Grandmother, you can't die!Copy !req
866. Sorcerer Woman!Copy !req
867. Where's the Writ?Copy !req
868. Antidote...
Give me the antidote!Copy !req
869. Antidote...
Antidote...Copy !req
870. You want to die of old age?Copy !req
871. Please give me
one more chance...Copy !req
872. Princess!
Are you alright?Copy !req
873. Thank goodness for the steel plate!Copy !req
874. I feel dizzy!Copy !req
875. I block with my back and front!Copy !req
876. I duck!
I dodge!Copy !req
877. My legs are up!Copy !req
878. You want to become a meatball?
Leave now!Copy !req
879. Young people are so reckless.Copy !req
880. If you had waited until I got there,
you would be here with your grandmother.Copy !req
881. What about the death
of my grandmother?Copy !req
882. If not for you, I would have
destroyed the Sorcerer Woman!Copy !req
883. Right, young people
are fearsome!Copy !req
884. If it wasn't for your birthday,
I wouldn't care if you dropped dead!Copy !req
885. My life doesn't concern you!Copy !req
886. It's good that we're safe now.Copy !req
887. Drunken Taoist Priest came to
your rescue as soon as he heard.Copy !req
888. Don't talk like that again.Copy !req
889. Nothing pleases you.
It reflects badly on you.Copy !req
890. - And you as well.
- Don't argue.Copy !req
891. Even though you're kind to others,
they might not appreciate it.Copy !req
892. But I am different.Copy !req
893. As soon as you're kind to me...
I'm wholly devoted to you.Copy !req
894. Don't you know that?Copy !req
895. I didn't know that.Copy !req
896. Please don't keep bothering me.Copy !req
897. You're too foolish
to understand!Copy !req
898. The Drunken Taoist Priest is the
only person who can help you...Copy !req
899. Brother Chiu, don't worry about
other things right now.Copy !req
900. The two of you should discuss
how to defeat Old Devil.Copy !req
901. Then your grandmother
can rest in peace.Copy !req
902. Drunkard! There's smoke
coming from your back!Copy !req
903. Oh dear!
Old Devil has come!Copy !req
904. What do we do?Copy !req
905. Brother Chiu, what now?Copy !req
906. - Better run away!
- Wait for me!Copy !req
907. The door is locked!Copy !req
908. Break it open!Copy !req
909. Didn't work.
Go that way!Copy !req
910. - We didn't get killed this time.
- Are you okay?Copy !req
911. - Good fortune will come.
- I'm alright too.Copy !req
912. No good fortune for me.
My house burned down.Copy !req
913. - If you won't die, I will.
- It's better for you to die than me.Copy !req
914. My house burned down
because of you.Copy !req
915. I'm homeless now!Copy !req
916. What's that got to do with me?Copy !req
917. If not you, then who?Copy !req
918. I'm stuck with you from now on.
Don't you get rid of me!Copy !req
919. I'm going to faint!Copy !req
920. Sister, be quiet.
Let's think about what to do.Copy !req
921. You keep quiet!
There's nothing we can do.Copy !req
922. You side with the
outsiders against me?Copy !req
923. - Sister!
- Can you shut up?Copy !req
924. Right, why are you arguing?
We must plan carefully.Copy !req
925. It's better to follow me
up to the mountain and hide.Copy !req
926. I haven't yet had revenge
for my grandmother.Copy !req
927. If Old Devil gets the Writ,
I won't be able to face her.Copy !req
928. Isn't that more important than
hiding up the mountain?Copy !req
929. Yes... you're right.Copy !req
930. Always thinking about your consecration.
You're so selfish!Copy !req
931. Selfish?Copy !req
932. Do you think you're the only
one born on 15 August?Copy !req
933. I'll find another one!Copy !req
934. Go look for one then!Copy !req
935. But I can't stand
Old Devil's behaviour.Copy !req
936. So I've decided to help
you finish him off.Copy !req
937. Brother Chiu, he has agreed to help you.
You don't need to worry now.Copy !req
938. That's right.
His idea is your idea.Copy !req
939. In fact, we all have
the same idea.Copy !req
940. Why don't we all sleep here tonight.
How about that?Copy !req
941. That's right, Brother Chiu.
Get some rest now.Copy !req
942. Yes - you all get some rest.Copy !req
943. I'll take a stroll outside
and enjoy a drink.Copy !req
944. That's right.
You both get some rest - go!Copy !req
945. I'm half sober and half drunk...Copy !req
946. In my dreams...Copy !req
947. Here I come!Copy !req
948. You crushed me, this won't do!
Get up, quickly!Copy !req
949. I can't sleep, I want...Copy !req
950. What do you want?Copy !req
951. I want you to keep me company.Copy !req
952. Then I will suffer.Copy !req
953. - Look, what is that behind you?
- What?Copy !req
954. Damn you, protruding teeth!
Do you want to get rid of me?Copy !req
955. I'll stick on you like a leech!Copy !req
956. Protruding teeth...Copy !req
957. Where's he gone?Copy !req
958. Maybe hiding in here?Copy !req
959. Brother Chiu.Copy !req
960. Brother Chiu!Copy !req
961. Brother Chiu!Copy !req
962. Come closer if you
want her dead.Copy !req
963. Shiu Fang!Copy !req
964. What's going on?Copy !req
965. They got here quickly!
Where's Old Devil - I'll get him!Copy !req
966. We'll all be dead
if we wait for you!Copy !req
967. Of course, if he comes
we'll all be dead.Copy !req
968. So it's best to follow me
up to the mountain and hide.Copy !req
969. Right, Brother Chiu.
Let's follow him up the mountain.Copy !req
970. Women are forbidden
in Dragon Tiger Mountain.Copy !req
971. You two better wait
at Chiu's house.Copy !req
972. Where's my elder sister?
Where is she?Copy !req
973. She's outside, waiting for me.
I'll let her know, you two go first.Copy !req
974. Don't you ever leave me behind!Copy !req
975. I'm fainting again...Copy !req
976. Smoke with a pleasant smell.Copy !req
977. It invites the saints
from the clouds.Copy !req
978. Founding Taoist of Dragon Tiger Mountain,
wearing a purple gold crown...Copy !req
979. And a robe with the
eight trigrams...Copy !req
980. In his left hand is
a shooting blade...Copy !req
981. With a demon-killing sword
in his right hand...Copy !req
982. He travels in the clouds
riding a tiger...Copy !req
983. As evidence of his immortality.Copy !req
984. Millions of demons will
be killed at once!Copy !req
985. Today, we call upon the one
who was born on 15 August,Copy !req
986. disciple Wu Shun-chiu,
to consecrate for our founder.Copy !req
987. When did I become your disciple?Copy !req
988. It's a title only, it's not real.
Please help.Copy !req
989. The consecration begins.
Wu Shun-chiu, step forward.Copy !req
990. - Your turn.
- Take care of Old Devil for me.Copy !req
991. No problem! You help me this time,
I'll help you some other day.Copy !req
992. Are you still a virgin boy?Copy !req
993. No!Copy !req
994. I know what to do.Copy !req
995. Scarf of Yin Yang,
eight trigrams and seven stars.Copy !req
996. Bow to our founding ancestor.Copy !req
997. Grab a white chicken
with your left hand.Copy !req
998. Your right hand takes the water.Copy !req
999. The talisman dissolves
in the water.Copy !req
1000. Now spray the cock's comb
with the water.Copy !req
1001. Point to the sky and kill
the demons in their thousands.Copy !req
1002. Point to the ground to keep
souls and spirits in hell.Copy !req
1003. Point to the front and
all disciples and believers bow.Copy !req
1004. Point to the back and the
Founding Taoist shows his powers.Copy !req
1005. Dot on the left eye,
gaze at the stars.Copy !req
1006. Dot on the right eye,
see both the alive and dead.Copy !req
1007. Sacred water cleanses
the dust and soil...Copy !req
1008. And keeps the prosperity and peace
of the country and people.Copy !req
1009. Job done.Copy !req
1010. I'll have a sip of the
completion wine.Copy !req
1011. The ceremony is over.Copy !req
1012. Founding Taoist,
please return to your shrine.Copy !req
1013. Back to how it was!Copy !req
1014. Is the boy you found
really a virgin?Copy !req
1015. Old Devil?Copy !req
1016. Give me the Writ now or I'll
flatten Dragon Tiger Mountain!Copy !req
1017. What monster is causing trouble
here at Dragon Tiger Mountain?Copy !req
1018. Senior brother,
let me take care of this.Copy !req
1019. Old Devil! How dare you
come to our turf!Copy !req
1020. Old Devil!
I want you dead for good!Copy !req
1021. Let me pray for your souls!Copy !req
1022. Spiral bombing darts?Copy !req
1023. TAOIST TEMPLECopy !req
1024. That's incredible!Copy !req
1025. What happened?Copy !req
1026. Why does senior brother
have a pig head?Copy !req
1027. Here it comes again!Copy !req
1028. There's a dart behind you!Copy !req
1029. Help me take this off!Copy !req
1030. How come both of them have
survived the bombing unscathed?Copy !req
1031. - They're the protagonists, we're not.
- Fainting...!Copy !req
1032. Why...?Copy !req
1033. Take it off...!Copy !req
1034. Pull!Copy !req
1035. Feeling much better now.Copy !req
1036. Thanks!Copy !req
1037. Formation!Copy !req
1038. Seven Stars and
Eight Trigrams formation.Copy !req
1039. Not even Old Devil can break
this formation - good one, right?Copy !req
1040. Senior brother,
but it lacks a bit of power.Copy !req
1041. The Northern Dipper Sucking Sword!Copy !req
1042. The Shadowy Curved Ball?Copy !req
1043. He managed to hit a "strike."Copy !req
1044. We've been absolutely hammered.Copy !req
1045. Looked good, but useless.Copy !req
1046. Let me catch it!Copy !req
1047. A close call.Copy !req
1048. Caught it!Copy !req
1049. Dropped it.Copy !req
1050. - Got you now!
- You're better than me.Copy !req
1051. Can't I even grab a drink?Copy !req
1052. You were drinking here while I
fought for my life against Old Devil?Copy !req
1053. - I'm working out a plan.
- What plan?Copy !req
1054. Just watch!Copy !req
1055. Old Devil, your dad is here!Copy !req
1056. Fell for my trick.Copy !req
1057. Hey, come out and fight him!Copy !req
1058. It's this rubbish again.
Let me seize your ball first.Copy !req
1059. Here comes the chance.Copy !req
1060. I've got rid of your ball now.
What else have you got?Copy !req
1061. Why is the Taoist Temple
in such a mess?Copy !req
1062. He's dead already thanks
to the Founding Taoist!Copy !req
1063. Why have all the Taoist priests
turned into monks?Copy !req
1064. Taoism and Buddhism are one family.
Isn't that right, senior brother?Copy !req
1065. This is all your fault.Copy !req
1066. You need to face against the wall
for ten years as a punishment!Copy !req
1067. Get hold of him!Copy !req
1068. - Brother Chiu!
- I found you at last!Copy !req
1069. Your son is here...Copy !req
1070. YUEN YAT-CHOH,
YUEN CHEUNG-YAN, YUEN SHUN-YI,Copy !req
1071. HILDA LIU, ZHU HAI-LING,
LO PI-LING, YEN SHI-KWAN,Copy !req
1072. MANDY CHAN, TSUI OI-SAM, TAI-PO,
HOH TIN-SHING, HSIAO HOU-TOUCopy !req
1073. Production Managers:
HUI LAI-YING, LEE CHING-FOOCopy !req
1074. Unit Manager:
YEUNG KAM-SHUCopy !req
1075. Assistant Directors:
WONG SHU-TONG, HOH TIN-SHING, KIM YIPCopy !req
1076. THE YUEN CLANCopy !req
1077. MA KOON-WAH
Focus Pullers: CHOU KUO-EN, WONG FU-MANCopy !req
1078. Special FX: HEI YU
LAM WING-CHOWCopy !req
1079. Art Direction:
CHOW CHI-LEUNG, CHEUNG LAM-WANCopy !req
1080. Make Up: YAU YEE-CHU
LAU YAN-WACopy !req
1081. KWOK TING-HUNGCopy !req
1082. LEUNG YUI-NUNG,
LAM SAN-HIU, CHIU FAT-CHUENCopy !req
1083. Set Runner: WONG SHU-KWAN
LU HSIAO-HUNG, CHEUNG KAM-KAMCopy !req
1084. Stills Photographer:
CHEUNG JAN-SUMCopy !req
1085. TANG SIU-LAM
WONG YEUK-PAK, DING YUECopy !req
1086. Foley Artist: NG KWOK-WAHCopy !req
1087. THE ENDCopy !req