1. Merry Christmas Eve, bitch.Copy !req
2. Hi.Copy !req
3. Are we supposed to share it?Copy !req
4. Yes, we're supposed
to share it, bitch. I am broke.Copy !req
5. - How've you been?
- I've been great.Copy !req
6. You finally got tits, bitch!Copy !req
7. Bitch, the estrogen
has been kicking in,Copy !req
8. the only thing it hasn't broken down
was these fucking arms.Copy !req
9. Everything else on my body
looks good.Copy !req
10. - Oh, honey.
- Don't you try it.Copy !req
11. I look like the real thing.Copy !req
12. So, I got some good news to tell you.Copy !req
13. - What?
- I've been keeping a secretCopy !req
14. about me and Chester.Copy !req
15. Girl... Whoo!
I know what it is!Copy !req
16. You're breaking up with him!Copy !req
17. Thank God.Copy !req
18. Because honey, if he's gonna be
cheating on you like that...Copy !req
19. Wait, wait, wait. What?Copy !req
20. You didn't know?Copy !req
21. How the fuck would I know?Copy !req
22. Girl, because everything that
you've been hearing on the blockCopy !req
23. about the girl that he's been with.Copy !req
24. Girl, you are the first girl
I've seen on the block.Copy !req
25. Who is she?Copy !req
26. Girl, she's some white fish.
I don't know.Copy !req
27. Chester is fucking cheating on me
with real fish?Copy !req
28. Yeah, bitch. Like a real fish girl,
like vagina and everything.Copy !req
29. I've been gone for 28 fucking days!Copy !req
30. And you mean to tell me
that he's been out hereCopy !req
31. cheating on me with fish?Copy !req
32. Yeah.Copy !req
33. Do I know her?Copy !req
34. I don't know. I just know that
her name starts with a D.Copy !req
35. It's something like...Copy !req
36. Danielle...Copy !req
37. Desiree...Copy !req
38. - Dee Dee... I don't know, girl!
- Give me your fucking phone!Copy !req
39. It was shut off.
I had to cover your rent last month.Copy !req
40. I've been told you
this was gonna happen.Copy !req
41. All men cheat.Copy !req
42. That's why they're called trade.Copy !req
43. Do them just as dirty as they do us.Copy !req
44. Out here it's all about our hustle,Copy !req
45. and that's it.Copy !req
46. What are you plotting?Copy !req
47. Merry Fucking Christmas.Copy !req
48. Hey girl, you back from vacation?Copy !req
49. Bitch, it's a motherfucking disco
out here, bitch.Copy !req
50. Why?Copy !req
51. Where the fuck is Chester at?Copy !req
52. I don't know who the fuck
this bitch is,Copy !req
53. but it's a white bitch.Copy !req
54. It's a white real fish.Copy !req
55. Girl, don't he have a lot of girls
that he been messing with, girl?Copy !req
56. Something with a D!
Something with a D! Desiree...Copy !req
57. - Dominique...
- Destiny?Copy !req
58. Bitch, I don't know what the fuck
her name is, bitch!Copy !req
59. Why do fish come in to our territory?Copy !req
60. Cause when they're Jane, girl,
they're jade.Copy !req
61. Want to smoke some weed?
I got some weed.Copy !req
62. Bitch, you know I don't do downers,
bitch. You know I'm an upper ho.Copy !req
63. - Sin-Dee.
- Oh, hey, Alexandra.Copy !req
64. Girl, give me a hug.Copy !req
65. See you later, God bless.Copy !req
66. OK, I got you.Copy !req
67. Girl, calm the fuck down,
it's not that serious.Copy !req
68. Not that serious
my fucking ass, girl.Copy !req
69. I already told you,
it's just a rumor.Copy !req
70. You don't know just yet if it's true.Copy !req
71. Bitch,
I've been hearing shit in jail,Copy !req
72. I've been hearing shit out here.Copy !req
73. I don't know the fuck
is real anymore.Copy !req
74. Sin-Dee!Copy !req
75. Calm your ass down now
or I am going home!Copy !req
76. - Oh, girl, shut your ass up!
- That's it! I am going home!Copy !req
77. White Boy!
Where the fuck is Chester?Copy !req
78. I don't know.
I haven't seen him all day.Copy !req
79. What the fuck you mean
you haven't seen him?Copy !req
80. - Oh, hey, what's the T bitch?
- Girl, what's your T?Copy !req
81. Have you seen that
white bitch either?Copy !req
82. I haven't seen anybody,
leave me the fuck alone.Copy !req
83. - Take these flyers.
- OK, OK...Copy !req
84. Please be there tonight.
Don't disappoint me.Copy !req
85. I will. I will be there.Copy !req
86. You want me to walk all the way
to Vermont?Copy !req
87. - Mary's at 7:00.
- OK.Copy !req
88. - Mary's at 7:00. Mary's at 7:00.
- OK.Copy !req
89. I will be there, I promise.Copy !req
90. Now, I've got to deal
with this bitch over here.Copy !req
91. She's getting on my fucking nerves.Copy !req
92. - You got any T on you?
- No, I don't.Copy !req
93. Are you sure?Copy !req
94. Yes, I am sure!
You're making me lose my game.Copy !req
95. This is what the fuck
I'm dealing with.Copy !req
96. I cannot take it no more.Copy !req
97. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
98. Girl, wait, wait, wait.
I cannot do this.Copy !req
99. I cannot do this,
it's too much drama.Copy !req
100. You just come out here and give me
all this information.Copy !req
101. To have me go handle it by myself.
You're the one who told me anyways.Copy !req
102. OK, OK, OK! I will go with you
under one condition.Copy !req
103. You must promise to me that
there's not gonna be any drama.Copy !req
104. Because as soon as there's
some drama, I'm out of there!Copy !req
105. I promise. I promise.Copy !req
106. Look at me in my eyes and promise!Copy !req
107. I promise no drama, Alexandra!Copy !req
108. Come on!Copy !req
109. Sin-Dee: What the
fuck you two looking at?Copy !req
110. Bitch, like I am clockable!Copy !req
111. You can't get it on me, bitch,
you can't get it on me, bitch.Copy !req
112. I am fierce as fuck.Copy !req
113. I don't know what the fuck
she was tripping on, girl.Copy !req
114. True.Copy !req
115. 1351 Orange?Copy !req
116. - Yes, please.
- Alright.Copy !req
117. Is that a dog or a cat?Copy !req
118. A dog.Copy !req
119. What's the name?Copy !req
120. Alfie.Copy !req
121. Alfie is a very
well behaved dog, huh?Copy !req
122. It's so quiet.Copy !req
123. It's empty.Copy !req
124. And his breath always smells like
he's been eating ass for days!Copy !req
125. I mean when I walk into the room, it
shouldn't always smell like homeless.Copy !req
126. And those socks, why are those socks
so fucking black!Copy !req
127. That's not a pimp.
What do you see in him?Copy !req
128. Why are you looking for him?Copy !req
129. Girl, you right! You right!Copy !req
130. It ain't his ass I should be
worried about.Copy !req
131. It should be that bitch.
She's the one tryingCopy !req
132. to come on my man.
Bitch, you're smart!Copy !req
133. I'm gonna fuck her up!Copy !req
134. - That's not what I meant!
- That's exactly what you meant!Copy !req
135. Because that bitch wants
to try with me.Copy !req
136. - I didn't mean that!
- I can give pussy,Copy !req
137. it's called a fucking tuck.Copy !req
138. Oh, my God!
Look, there's Sin-Dee!Copy !req
139. I haven't seen her for so long, girl.
She's looking good!Copy !req
140. Oh, girl! What's up? What's the T?Copy !req
141. Sin-Dee! Oh, my God.Copy !req
142. So how was it, bitch?Copy !req
143. Tell me the T!Copy !req
144. Did you get a lot of trade
up in there or what?Copy !req
145. I want you guys to come
to my show tonight.Copy !req
146. I am so excited about that!Copy !req
147. T was the night before Alexandra.Copy !req
148. Stunning goddess...Copy !req
149. 7:00 pm sharp!Copy !req
150. Has any of you motherfuckers
seen Chester?Copy !req
151. - No, not me.
- Here we go again.Copy !req
152. Girl, she saw hisself
trying to cheat on me.Copy !req
153. While I'm up in there, girl!
Me, bitch!Copy !req
154. - I wish I never told her.
- I heard about that fish.Copy !req
155. And who the fuck is she?Copy !req
156. Desiree! Sounds like Desiree.Copy !req
157. Girl, do you really want
to go back to prison?Copy !req
158. You just got out, mama.Copy !req
159. I told her that too.Copy !req
160. He act like prison
is a bad place to go.Copy !req
161. Mama, mama, you are so much better
than she is.Copy !req
162. Look. My boyfriend, my husband.Copy !req
163. Ok, that's fine. But he's not
with you. He's with her.Copy !req
164. He left you for her
the minute you went to jail.Copy !req
165. - Girl, I am so mad.
- Why don't you just stop?Copy !req
166. - I don't know what else to say.
- The only thing I can say is this.Copy !req
167. Get that motherfucker!Copy !req
168. Sin-Dee: Oh, girl.Copy !req
169. Another black boy on a board.Copy !req
170. They all think
they are goddamn Lil Wayne.Copy !req
171. I remember one Christmas,Copy !req
172. I was like six or seven,Copy !req
173. my family bought me
the cutest little Barney doll,Copy !req
174. that I would take with me everywhere.Copy !req
175. And one day I put it inside
the tub with me,Copy !req
176. - to give it a bath.
- Oh, girl, she tried her out.Copy !req
177. And it just stopped working.Copy !req
178. It stopped singing the
"I love you" song.Copy !req
179. And I was just so upset.Copy !req
180. The world can be a cruel place.Copy !req
181. Sin-Dee: Yeah, it is cruel.
God gave me a penis.Copy !req
182. That's pretty damn cruel,
don't you think?Copy !req
183. You speak English pretty good.Copy !req
184. Where are you from?Copy !req
185. I'm Armenian.Copy !req
186. Yeah I knew some people,
came from Armenia.Copy !req
187. Brought a lot of jewelry with them,
when they got out.Copy !req
188. They lived on that jewelry,
had a restaurant.Copy !req
189. What part of Armenia?Copy !req
190. From the capital.Copy !req
191. From Yerevan.Copy !req
192. Shit.Copy !req
193. I'm from Oklahoma,
and I am a Cherokee Indian.Copy !req
194. I got... I got a girl's name, Mia.Copy !req
195. But, it's a feminine name in English,
but it's not in Cherokee.Copy !req
196. I was named like all
Indian Cherokee babies are named.Copy !req
197. First thing the mother sees
when the baby is bornCopy !req
198. she names that fucking baby.Copy !req
199. So when I was born,
my mama looked out the window,Copy !req
200. and she seen a red bird,
flying overhead in the sky.Copy !req
201. Cherokee Indian name
for red bird is Mia Mia.Copy !req
202. So, she called me Mia.Copy !req
203. If you think that's a girl's name,
it's not.Copy !req
204. I'm glad she didn't look out
the window and see an outhouse.Copy !req
205. Can you imagine?Copy !req
206. Look, hey,
here comes "Big Shit Thompson!"Copy !req
207. Right down the goddamn street.
Here he comes.Copy !req
208. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
209. - You OK?
- I don't know.Copy !req
210. You got any aspirin?Copy !req
211. - No.
- Oh, fuck.Copy !req
212. - Is this Sunset Boulevard?
- Yeah.Copy !req
213. You said you are going downtown,
right?Copy !req
214. Yeah.Copy !req
215. I'm in no hurry.Copy !req
216. I'm gonna take 101, OK?Copy !req
217. I don't give a shit.Copy !req
218. You do what you want to do.
You're the driver.Copy !req
219. Remember, Sin-Dee. No drama!Copy !req
220. Yeah, no drama.Copy !req
221. Hello.Copy !req
222. Hey, Mila, did you see Nash?
That little negro.Copy !req
223. In the back.Copy !req
224. Girl. Nash!Copy !req
225. Hi, Nash!
Girl, girl, it's Nash, girl!Copy !req
226. What's up, Sin-Dee.
How are you doing?Copy !req
227. - I haven't seen you forever.
- Yeah.Copy !req
228. It's been a long time.Copy !req
229. It's cool. I'm glad you're out
and everything.Copy !req
230. Look at this,
business is booming today. Yes!Copy !req
231. How can I help you?Copy !req
232. I just haven't seen you
in a long time.Copy !req
233. You are...
Chester.Copy !req
234. I haven't seen Chester
in a long time, either.Copy !req
235. Me, neither.Copy !req
236. He's been hanging out
with my new friend.Copy !req
237. Her name is Dani.Copy !req
238. Something Dominique... Desiree...Copy !req
239. No, I ain't seen her, sorry.Copy !req
240. Well. Listen, Sin-Dee.
It's good seeing you, but...Copy !req
241. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
242. You know where the fuck she is.
So stop lying to me Nash.Copy !req
243. And tell me where the fuck she is...Copy !req
244. Sin-Dee, just calm down.
I ain't seen nobody.Copy !req
245. This is a place for business,
I am trying to...Copy !req
246. You know who the fuck
I am talking about?Copy !req
247. Tell me where the fuck she is.Copy !req
248. - Listen! First of all...
- OK.Copy !req
249. Get some Tic-Tacs.Copy !req
250. Number two, I don't know who the fuck
you are talking about.Copy !req
251. This is my place of business.Copy !req
252. And you are fucking my shit up
right now.Copy !req
253. Oh, shut the fuck up
you lackey ass bitch!Copy !req
254. - Where the fuck is she?
- I ain't telling you shit.Copy !req
255. And you need to get
the fuck out of here!Copy !req
256. Look, I'm not doing this!
I'm out of here. Cause you know...Copy !req
257. I told you, I already told you!Copy !req
258. Bye!Copy !req
259. Girl! Alexandra, girl! Hold on!Copy !req
260. Just one more minute...Copy !req
261. Would you just go with your homeboy
and get the fuck out of here?Copy !req
262. Oh, now you want to talk shit?Copy !req
263. I'm not going nowhere!Copy !req
264. - I don't know who—
- Where are they?Copy !req
265. I don't support that pimping shit.Copy !req
266. I stay on my side of the business.Copy !req
267. I am morally opposed
to the pimping shit.Copy !req
268. So, listen.
Don't ask me shit like that.Copy !req
269. - Alright, listen, listen.
- Hello?Copy !req
270. Half of the city is down at Schrader.Copy !req
271. There is a food line
and they are giving awayCopy !req
272. $20 Christmas gift certificate.
Some shit like that, alright?Copy !req
273. - Schrader!
- Food line!Copy !req
274. Thank you!Copy !req
275. Alright, come on, man!Copy !req
276. For real?Copy !req
277. Looks like you need a new pack.Copy !req
278. Anybody have a lighter?
Anybody have a lighter?Copy !req
279. Anybody have a fucking light?Copy !req
280. Do you have a light?
Excuse me. Hey!Copy !req
281. Excuse me, hello!
Do you have a light?Copy !req
282. Thank you.Copy !req
283. Fuck it!Copy !req
284. There are girls
at the Christmas party.Copy !req
285. On Olympic...
So fucking, just fucking go there.Copy !req
286. Just go to... Take us to Olympic.
Mexican, he is a Mexican.Copy !req
287. You know where Olympic,Copy !req
288. that's south of just fucking
all the other streets.Copy !req
289. You know that, right?Copy !req
290. Yeah.Copy !req
291. Just get us there.
Just get us there quickCopy !req
292. before the other guys show up there.Copy !req
293. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, man!Copy !req
294. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
Get out of my car, come on.Copy !req
295. Come out.
Get the fuck out.Copy !req
296. I'm going to Olympic and Fountain...Copy !req
297. Oh! I'm burning.Copy !req
298. Who is gonna clean this?Copy !req
299. Who is gonna clean this?Copy !req
300. Just relax! It's Christmas Eve!
Where is your Christmas spirit?Copy !req
301. It's Christmas...
It's Christmas Eve!Copy !req
302. Move!Copy !req
303. You fucking animals!Copy !req
304. - I wanna ride it!
- He is gonna pay for it!Copy !req
305. Like a trick nigger!Copy !req
306. - I wanna ride it!
- Like a trick nigger!Copy !req
307. He's gonna pay for it!Copy !req
308. Go in, bitch!Copy !req
309. I heard his dick is little.Copy !req
310. Is it little?Copy !req
311. I mean, damn.Copy !req
312. Wow, what the fuck is going on?Copy !req
313. Going in, mommy...
Oh, my...Copy !req
314. I make silicone boobs.
What do you need?Copy !req
315. You don't have a baby daddy though.Copy !req
316. - Bitch...
- You better go get fight, honey.Copy !req
317. I was fucking your piece
the other night.Copy !req
318. Tell him to run me
those diapers, bitch.Copy !req
319. Don't forget my performance
at seven.Copy !req
320. - Oh, yeah.
- Damn that bitch looksCopy !req
321. two months pregnant.Copy !req
322. How she going to come out here
looking like a shitty ass.Copy !req
323. Ugly ass bitches.Copy !req
324. - Is that Louie or Houie?
- She had my date, girl,Copy !req
325. and he said that her tucker stink.Copy !req
326. - No!
- You lying.Copy !req
327. She asked for $80
and he is a $900 a date.Copy !req
328. - Shut up, please.
- The bitch is stupid.Copy !req
329. Dude, your cab reeks.Copy !req
330. I know, I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
331. We are almost there.Copy !req
332. It's hardly doing anything.Copy !req
333. Let me see your dick.Copy !req
334. - Why?
- You already know the routine.Copy !req
335. I want to make sure
you are not a cop.Copy !req
336. I'm not a cop.Copy !req
337. What can I do for you today?Copy !req
338. - I just want to have some fun.
- What kind of fun?Copy !req
339. I was thinking maybe BBBJ?Copy !req
340. I can suck your dick
with a condom for 80.Copy !req
341. I can give you everything I have.Copy !req
342. - Forty fucking dollars?
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
343. - Are you serious?
- Come on, come on.Copy !req
344. My family is driving me fucking
crazy, I just gotta get off.Copy !req
345. - That's not any of my concern.
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
346. Listen. I can do all the work myself
and jerk myself off.Copy !req
347. Maybe you can just grab
my balls or something.Copy !req
348. Please, I will be super-fast.Copy !req
349. I just, I just need...Copy !req
350. - Come on, it's Christmas.
- You know what?Copy !req
351. Since it is Christmas,Copy !req
352. and I do need the money,Copy !req
353. I'll do this.Copy !req
354. But you better come fast.Copy !req
355. Run me my money, put it on the dash.Copy !req
356. Quickly...Copy !req
357. Hey, guys. Have you seen Chester?
- Who?Copy !req
358. Chester, Chester.Copy !req
359. Him and his fucking whores?Copy !req
360. I don't do that anymore.
Even when I see Chester,Copy !req
361. - I don't want to see Chester.
- Oh, you don't do dope no more?Copy !req
362. So this is the fucking silver living
line now?Copy !req
363. It's not the fucking food line.Copy !req
364. - You should ask Bob.
- Who the fuck is Bob?Copy !req
365. The old man from the line.
He is a regular with Chester's girls.Copy !req
366. Looks like Santa without a beard.
I've been clean for 30 days.Copy !req
367. - I got my chip.
- Don't give a shit.Copy !req
368. Can you just, give it
a little stroke, please?Copy !req
369. Can you shut the hell up?
No, you didn't pay for that.Copy !req
370. - Come on just...
- No, no. You get what you pay for.Copy !req
371. - This is what you paid for.
- Come on, you know you want it.Copy !req
372. You see right through me, don't you?Copy !req
373. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
374. Bob, Bob.
Are you Bob?Copy !req
375. No? Who the fuck is Bob?Copy !req
376. - Who's Bob? Who's Bob?
- I'm Bob.Copy !req
377. - Come on.
- Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
378. You're not even hard yet.Copy !req
379. I'm fucking hard. Shut up.Copy !req
380. Is that it? That's hard?Copy !req
381. Fuck off, fuck this.
It's not fucking working.Copy !req
382. Okay but give me...
Run me my shit.Copy !req
383. Just get the fuck out.
Just get the fuck out.Copy !req
384. It's not working, okay.
There is no deal.Copy !req
385. I'm not going anywhere
until you give me my money.Copy !req
386. What? I didn't cum.
You didn't get paid.Copy !req
387. - It's all cool, just get out.
- No, no you didn't cum,Copy !req
388. but because of the fact that
I had to touch your dirty ass.Copy !req
389. Well, you ain't doing your job
so I couldn't cum.Copy !req
390. It's enough fuckin' around.
No, I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
391. - Give me my shit.
- Get the fuck out of my car.Copy !req
392. Give me my shit.Copy !req
393. Get the fuck out.
OK, you know what?Copy !req
394. Get the fuck...
Give me my fucking keys.Copy !req
395. - Nope.
- Not fucking funny goddamn it.Copy !req
396. Give me my fucking keys.Copy !req
397. Not fucking funny.Copy !req
398. You're not getting your fucking keys.Copy !req
399. - Give me...
- You're not getting these...Copy !req
400. Get off, get...
Get the fuck off me.Copy !req
401. - Give me them fucking keys.
- No.Copy !req
402. What...Copy !req
403. You forget I got a dick, too.Copy !req
404. Come here.Copy !req
405. - Delee. Delila, Daphanie?
- Oh.Copy !req
406. Something starting with a D.
Come on. D.Copy !req
407. - Oh, Dana.
- I guess that's it. Where is she?Copy !req
408. You know where they're at?Copy !req
409. A few days ago, she was at the Grand.Copy !req
410. - Off of Vermont.
- Classy!Copy !req
411. - Right? Simple.
- Sure.Copy !req
412. She comes back,
takes a piece of broccoli,Copy !req
413. eats it and was like...
"Oh, I don't think I like this."Copy !req
414. And I'm like, "You haven't even
eaten any food yet."Copy !req
415. So that was the beginning of it.Copy !req
416. - After lunch...
- You stay with her, okay.Copy !req
417. I stay with her, we go outside.Copy !req
418. Next door, to the coffee shop.Copy !req
419. I get Thai iced teas.Copy !req
420. And I put them down.Copy !req
421. - She drinks out of my straw.
- Nice.Copy !req
422. Just classy, huh?Copy !req
423. - Wait a minute.
- Oh, speaking of classy.Copy !req
424. - Nice, Oh, jeez.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
425. - Fucking Alexander.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
426. - Have you not worked with Alexander?
- No.Copy !req
427. - Please help me.
- Get off the car.Copy !req
428. - Off the fucking car.
- Man: Get off me, help.Copy !req
429. Well, here is your chance,
if you want to go meet him.Copy !req
430. - Nice try.
- Please help. Help me, Officer.Copy !req
431. Alexandra, Alexandra.
It's enough, let him go.Copy !req
432. - What's going on?
- This lady just attacked me.Copy !req
433. - He owes me fucking money.
- Is it true?Copy !req
434. No, I don't even know her.Copy !req
435. I got out of my car
and she attacked me.Copy !req
436. So a random woman just grabs you
and attacks you.Copy !req
437. - Yes.
- Yes.Copy !req
438. Check the pulse.Copy !req
439. Alexander.Copy !req
440. Girl, what the fuck?
You know I don't do that shit.Copy !req
441. I don't know.
What's happening?Copy !req
442. - He owes me money.
- I don't owe you money.Copy !req
443. - Forty dollars.
- Forty dollars?Copy !req
444. I don't even know her.Copy !req
445. - Why does he owe you $40?
- He knows me very well.Copy !req
446. Ask him.Copy !req
447. Is that your green Passat?Copy !req
448. Yeah.Copy !req
449. Well we have seen you cruising around
for at least 45 minutes.Copy !req
450. - I...
- So you didn't just park itCopy !req
451. - and come down
- I just... I...Copy !req
452. Like ten minutes ago
I was driving around.Copy !req
453. - I was on the phone. I realized...
- I've seen it. You know what, sir?Copy !req
454. I shouldn't be talking
and driving the car.Copy !req
455. That's it. That's it.Copy !req
456. Why does he owe you money?Copy !req
457. We made a business transaction.Copy !req
458. A business transaction? OK.
This is what's gonna happen.Copy !req
459. It's Christmas Eve.
We'll all go our separate ways.Copy !req
460. Because I think that's a lot easier
than calling our familyCopy !req
461. and trying to explain why we have
to be bailed out of jail.Copy !req
462. What family?Copy !req
463. Yeah. We know.
You posted a lot at the center.Copy !req
464. Yes. At Mary's.Copy !req
465. - 7:00 pm.
- 7:00.Copy !req
466. OK. Thank you girls.
I'll see you there.Copy !req
467. No, no, no.Copy !req
468. - Can I help you?
- You working?Copy !req
469. - Are you a cop?
- No, no. Get in.Copy !req
470. Make a right,
right here on Las Palmas.Copy !req
471. I like right here.Copy !req
472. No. It's really busy
on the streets today, so...Copy !req
473. Are you from around here?Copy !req
474. No.Copy !req
475. I haven't seen you before.Copy !req
476. You are beautiful.Copy !req
477. What about right here?Copy !req
478. No. The block is hot over here.Copy !req
479. There's a spot two blocks up.Copy !req
480. OK. To the left right here.Copy !req
481. So... It's so nice to see some
fresh faces out here.Copy !req
482. What's your name?Copy !req
483. It's whatever you want it to be.Copy !req
484. - Yeah?
- What... What can I help you with?Copy !req
485. You girls usually have some
exotic names.Copy !req
486. Selena.Copy !req
487. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
488. Where you from?Copy !req
489. Does it really matter where I'm from?Copy !req
490. You new? New in town?Copy !req
491. I'm from Santa Clarita.Copy !req
492. Can we do some French, please?
Here.Copy !req
493. Cool?Copy !req
494. Are these real?Copy !req
495. Yeah, they're real.Copy !req
496. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
497. No, no, no. no, no, no. WaitCopy !req
498. I go down.Copy !req
499. Pull it out. Pull it out.Copy !req
500. Pull it out.Copy !req
501. What's wrong?Copy !req
502. What's wrong?Copy !req
503. - Is it tucked?
- Is it tucked?Copy !req
504. - What the fuck?
- What the fuck is this?Copy !req
505. It's a pussy.Copy !req
506. Get the fuck out of my car.Copy !req
507. Give me my money.
Where did you put my money?Copy !req
508. What the fuck is your problem, dude?Copy !req
509. Get the fuck out of my car.Copy !req
510. - That block you were hanging on?
- What a waste of my time.Copy !req
511. That's not for pussies.Copy !req
512. Alright? You shouldn't be there.Copy !req
513. - Fucking homo, man.
- Get out of my fucking car.Copy !req
514. - That's the wrong track for you.
- Fuck you, dude.Copy !req
515. Don't work that track.
Close the door. Close the door!Copy !req
516. Fuck you!Copy !req
517. Scotty?
Scotty?Copy !req
518. What number is the party room?Copy !req
519. So, me and my sisters...Copy !req
520. Every weekend we would go down
to this skating rink,Copy !req
521. and every Friday night they
would have like a disco theme,Copy !req
522. but you would have to bring,
like, a guy...Copy !req
523. And could never find a guy
to go with me,Copy !req
524. so I had to dance with my sisters.Copy !req
525. Hold on.Copy !req
526. Yeah?Copy !req
527. Chester has any girls here?Copy !req
528. Maybe.
And who are you?Copy !req
529. Does Chester have any girls here?Copy !req
530. - Who the fuck are you?
- Dana?Copy !req
531. - I'm not Dana
- No, no, no. I'm looking for Dana.Copy !req
532. There ain't no Dana here.Copy !req
533. Dinah?Copy !req
534. Oh, shit!Copy !req
535. What the fuck are you doing?
Get the fuck out!Copy !req
536. - Where's fucking Dinah?
- Who cares?Copy !req
537. - Get the fuck out.
- Where the fuck is Dinah?Copy !req
538. Where she at, girl?Copy !req
539. She's in there.
But you're not going in there.Copy !req
540. - Watch me, bitch!
- Get the fuck out!Copy !req
541. - Dinah! Dinah!
- Get the fuck out of here!Copy !req
542. That's where she's at!
She's fucking blonde!Copy !req
543. - Where's she at?
- Get the fuck out.Copy !req
544. She's in the bathroom!
I'm sorry, guys!Copy !req
545. Dinah? Dinah?Copy !req
546. Fucking Dinah!Copy !req
547. Right here! In there!Copy !req
548. What? Hey! Hey!Copy !req
549. Who are you?Copy !req
550. What do you want?Copy !req
551. Oh, my God.Copy !req
552. Guys, shut the fuck up! Shut up!Copy !req
553. We have neighbors, alright?Copy !req
554. - I'm not getting kicked out.
- Is that crazy bitch coming back?Copy !req
555. She's not coming back.
That's what I'm telling you.Copy !req
556. She's not coming back.Copy !req
557. Girls, go! Go back in the other room!
Go! Go!Copy !req
558. I better get
a freebie next time!Copy !req
559. No! You're not getting a freebie,
alright?Copy !req
560. Did you want me to call the cops?Copy !req
561. Yeah, genius.Copy !req
562. Let's get the whole precinct
down here, you motherfucker!Copy !req
563. You have the wrong person!Copy !req
564. What's your name?Copy !req
565. Dinah!Copy !req
566. Dinah, Dinah, Dinah, Dinah!Copy !req
567. Razmik!Copy !req
568. Hey! Alexandra, come here!Copy !req
569. I'm so fucking happy
to see you today.Copy !req
570. Oh, my God. You will not believe
what I have been through!Copy !req
571. What happened? Get in.Copy !req
572. What a sight for sore eyes!Copy !req
573. Thanks for helping, you motherfucker!Copy !req
574. - Sin-Dee: Hurry up! Come on!
- Ow!Copy !req
575. This is like the second timeCopy !req
576. this month that this happened to me.Copy !req
577. I'm tired of being fucking nice
to people.Copy !req
578. I've got some money for you.
Don't worry, man.Copy !req
579. I think this is becoming
our favorite spot.Copy !req
580. Yeah.Copy !req
581. - Hi.
- Just the wash.Copy !req
582. I don't know what's going on
with your man,Copy !req
583. but it has nothing to do with me!Copy !req
584. Who are you talking about?Copy !req
585. Fucking name?
You want a fucking name?Copy !req
586. How about a fucking name?Copy !req
587. You know what you're going
to get from me?Copy !req
588. Me, you and him are gonna have
a little sit down, a little chit-chatCopy !req
589. about what's really fucking going on.Copy !req
590. Who the fuck is him?Copy !req
591. I got eight dates a day!
Just tell me...Copy !req
592. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
593. You didn't have to do this.Copy !req
594. Yes, I did.Copy !req
595. What's that?Copy !req
596. My performance.
It's going to be at 7:00.Copy !req
597. All of my favorite people
are going to be there.Copy !req
598. Miss Sin-Dee. And Miss Dani...Copy !req
599. Wait. Wait. Sin-Dee? Which Sin-Dee?Copy !req
600. Sin-Dee Rella.Copy !req
601. Looks like someone has a crush.Copy !req
602. Sin-Dee's back on the block?Copy !req
603. Oh, yeah. She's back.
She's back and she's going hard.Copy !req
604. - Come here!
- Fuck you!Copy !req
605. See you later on tonight.
I have to go.Copy !req
606. - Bye.
- OK. Take care.Copy !req
607. Say you're not gonna run away
on me again!Copy !req
608. Not gonna run away.Copy !req
609. All right. We're in agreement.Copy !req
610. Bring your fucking ass.Copy !req
611. She's getting skinnier and skinnier.Copy !req
612. Everyone comes to America
and gets fat.Copy !req
613. Even I gained weight.Copy !req
614. But this girl gets skinnier.Copy !req
615. I don't gain or lose.Copy !req
616. You always weigh the same.Copy !req
617. Mom, I'm sorry.
I spilled a little bit.Copy !req
618. Where are the fruits? Fruits.Copy !req
619. Coming right up.Copy !req
620. She loves that dog.Copy !req
621. She loves that dog very much.Copy !req
622. I don't like dogs.Copy !req
623. Maybe I'll get used to it.Copy !req
624. Everything requires getting used to.Copy !req
625. You'll get used to
a lot more than that.Copy !req
626. Again you want to smoke?Copy !req
627. Eat something.
Please help yourself.Copy !req
628. How are you, Razmik?Copy !req
629. Good. How are you?Copy !req
630. Good. Thank God.Copy !req
631. How is Ashot?Copy !req
632. Good. He's growing old... With me.Copy !req
633. Any business out there today?Copy !req
634. Let her grow up a little
and then Yeva can start working also.Copy !req
635. Well, I came here to help
with the child so they can work.Copy !req
636. That's the right thing to do.Copy !req
637. That's what grandmothers are for.Copy !req
638. So they can help take care
of my sweetie pie.Copy !req
639. Ashken, she looks like you.Copy !req
640. No, she looks more like Razmik.Copy !req
641. Especially her smile.Copy !req
642. Come here, sweetie.Copy !req
643. Come and sit with Daddy.Copy !req
644. Sin-Dee: Come on!Copy !req
645. Shut the fuck up!
What are you crying for?Copy !req
646. Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
647. Get your fucking ass in here!Copy !req
648. Hello! Where is he at?
Where's your fucking friend?Copy !req
649. Is this the person you
were talking about?Copy !req
650. You need to help me!
Call Chester!Copy !req
651. You gotta call Chester!Copy !req
652. What have you done to her?Copy !req
653. Yeah, Chester! Where's Chester?Copy !req
654. Chester's not gonna be cool
with this shit!Copy !req
655. You know Chester?Copy !req
656. Yes, I know Chester!Copy !req
657. Why me? What did I do?Copy !req
658. You gotta get her
the fuck out of here!Copy !req
659. Shut the fuck up! Where's Chester?Copy !req
660. I'm not leaving unless
you tell me where he is...Copy !req
661. Calm down!
He's at Donut Time!Copy !req
662. At Donut Time! Great!Copy !req
663. Hold on, hold on, hold on!Copy !req
664. Alright. When you see him,Copy !req
665. could you kinda not tell him
that I'm the oneCopy !req
666. that kinda told you
that he was there?Copy !req
667. Time to make the donuts, bitch.Copy !req
668. Fuck up!Copy !req
669. You know what?
I want to see Chester right now!Copy !req
670. I can't wait to see
that motherfucker!Copy !req
671. He doesn't like you.
You aren't special.Copy !req
672. I know I ain't special,Copy !req
673. but I'm his bottom bitch
for the last two weeks, bitch!Copy !req
674. And when he finds out what the hell
you been doing to me,Copy !req
675. I swear to God, he's going to rip
that cheap ass wig off your headCopy !req
676. and shove it up your
fucking gaping asshole!Copy !req
677. You might be his bottom bitch,
but I'm his girlfriend,Copy !req
678. you fucking whore!Copy !req
679. Oh, my fucking God!Copy !req
680. You're Chester's girlfriend?
Is that what you fucking think?Copy !req
681. Chester's got a lot
of motherfucking girlfriendsCopy !req
682. and you are definitely not
one of them!Copy !req
683. What the fuck do I look like?Copy !req
684. Like y'all niggas are going
to Red Lobster and shit!Copy !req
685. Oh, this my boyfriend!Copy !req
686. You are so mad pathetic right now!Copy !req
687. You're like home like waiting
for him to call and shit.Copy !req
688. That's sad.
That's fucking sad.Copy !req
689. I'm getting dragged around
this fucking city is not as sadCopy !req
690. as you sitting home thinking your
Chester's motherfucking girlfriend!Copy !req
691. I'mma perform. Don't worry.Copy !req
692. It's gonna blow your fucking mind.Copy !req
693. Getting my fucking hair thing.
Is that OK with you?Copy !req
694. Girlfriend.Copy !req
695. Shit. Fucking pathetic.Copy !req
696. Girlfriend.Copy !req
697. What time is it?
What fucking time is it?Copy !req
698. What time is it?Copy !req
699. Fuck!Copy !req
700. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck.Copy !req
701. I'm gonna put Kool-Aid on.
That's gonna be it.Copy !req
702. She goes on forever.
You know she goes on forever.Copy !req
703. We're at Donut Time, fucking retard!Copy !req
704. We've got something else to do first.Copy !req
705. - They'll be here.
- Your fans are not here.Copy !req
706. Alright, Miss Crawford?Copy !req
707. You're going with me.
You've got no fucking choice, OK?Copy !req
708. Is it a double date with Chester?Copy !req
709. 'Cause I would really
fucking love that.Copy !req
710. Come on, we're buddies now.
We're buddies. We suck the same cock.Copy !req
711. How much you cost?
How much can I buy you for, huh?Copy !req
712. How much you take me out for
out there?Copy !req
713. Look at your nasty clothes.
You couldn't afford it.Copy !req
714. My nasty clothes?Copy !req
715. What's this? Tricks 'R Us?Copy !req
716. Listen, sweetheart, I'm bumping you.Copy !req
717. Next year, OK?Copy !req
718. Come on. Move your ass.Copy !req
719. Ali, girl! Alexandra, girl!
I'm here, girl!Copy !req
720. I'm tired, let's go! I didn't think
I was gonna make it here on time!Copy !req
721. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
722. Girl, how late am I? I'm thinking
I'm five minutes late, right?Copy !req
723. What did you do to her?Copy !req
724. Don't worry about her.
You gotta go on stage. Come on!Copy !req
725. OK.Copy !req
726. Look. My friends are here.Copy !req
727. Come on. Just come on.Copy !req
728. How you doing?Copy !req
729. This one has one shoe!Copy !req
730. She's from the hills. She hillbilly.
Come on, girl!Copy !req
731. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
732. Good to see you.Copy !req
733. Come here, baby.Copy !req
734. Has she eaten?Copy !req
735. She doesn't eat this kind of food.
I will feed her later.Copy !req
736. Let's toast to the head
of this household.Copy !req
737. All the best to you and your family.Copy !req
738. Thank you. Wishing you the same.Copy !req
739. To your health.Copy !req
740. Ashken, you have a great son-in-law.Copy !req
741. He's great
but he gets tired too much.Copy !req
742. I don't know what the fuck
I'm gonna do with this hair.Copy !req
743. It's super straight
like those fucking Asian hos.Copy !req
744. Is that how you like it?Copy !req
745. Yeah. Sometimes.
But not all the time.Copy !req
746. It don't have to always be like that.
Let me do this.Copy !req
747. Yeah. Fix your face. Fix that mug.
That's what everybody is looking at.Copy !req
748. - I need to get these eyebrows done.
- Yes, you do.Copy !req
749. You know...
Why did you bring her here?Copy !req
750. Fuck her.
We ain't worried about her.Copy !req
751. She ain't nobody.
Today's about you.Copy !req
752. Why you so up on her anyways?
With that fucked up face of yours.Copy !req
753. Look at her!Copy !req
754. You didn't have to Chris Brown
the bitch!Copy !req
755. Sin-Dee: I told you what I had to do
today. You act like I was playing.Copy !req
756. You know when I say shit,
I mean it, girl.Copy !req
757. You wanna go onstage
looking like this?Copy !req
758. What, exactly, are you implying?Copy !req
759. I imply that you use some of my eye.
And let me do what I need to do.Copy !req
760. Sin-Dee: Do you want my help or not?Copy !req
761. Your highlight's
all fucked off, girl.Copy !req
762. You need to learn how to blend.Copy !req
763. Your chestnuts are roasting on
the bottom of your chinny-chin-chin.Copy !req
764. What exactly
are you doing to my face?Copy !req
765. Sin-Dee: Trying to make you look
better than what you looked like before.Copy !req
766. You tried it.Copy !req
767. Yo.Copy !req
768. - I'm just... I'm so over it.
- Dinah: Yo!Copy !req
769. I don't even know what to do.Copy !req
770. - Dinah: Yo!
- Bitch, what the fuck you want?Copy !req
771. Finish your own make-up.
You know how I taught you:Copy !req
772. Highlight, highlight, highlight,
contour.Copy !req
773. Blush, blemish, bomb, bam!Copy !req
774. Just stay over there.
I don't want to smell that shit!Copy !req
775. I'm trying to enjoy it in peace,
please.Copy !req
776. I had a stressful day today.Copy !req
777. Come on! Yo. That's my shit.Copy !req
778. It's my pipe.Copy !req
779. Sin-Dee: I can feel it.Copy !req
780. Oh, girl, hit her. Hit her.Copy !req
781. She's smoking' up.Copy !req
782. You gonna bring this bitch here,
and now you smoking this shit!Copy !req
783. Where the fuck
is the red lip gloss?Copy !req
784. Girl, you seen it. I know you did.Copy !req
785. That's for real...Copy !req
786. Chester took it.Copy !req
787. Took it like a champ.Copy !req
788. Sin-Dee: Let me tell you,
Chester is a natural born sailor.Copy !req
789. If you trying to upset me
it's not gonna work.Copy !req
790. I give zero fucks about you
and Chester.Copy !req
791. Oh, bra! He was all he could be
when he joined my Navy!Copy !req
792. Does your friend ever shut up?Copy !req
793. No. That bitch been talking
ever since I met her.Copy !req
794. Can I get you ladies
something to drink?Copy !req
795. Yes.Copy !req
796. No, she broke.
She ain't got no money.Copy !req
797. - Do you want a drink?
- Yes!Copy !req
798. - I'll bring you some water.
- Is it free?Copy !req
799. Yes. Water is free.Copy !req
800. Whoo! Yeah!Copy !req
801. - Thank you.
- Go Alexandra, girl!Copy !req
802. - Thank you, everyone.
- Everybody clap!Copy !req
803. Clap! Clap for her!Copy !req
804. Thank you.Copy !req
805. Sin-Dee: Girl, that's right.
She did that. Yes! She did that.Copy !req
806. This next one
is one of my favorites.Copy !req
807. I hope it's one of yours.Copy !req
808. Shit. I need some more
of that shit, girl.Copy !req
809. Yeah, let's go.Copy !req
810. I'm going to go to work.Copy !req
811. Now?Copy !req
812. Yes, I didn't earn a penny today.Copy !req
813. But we're eating.Copy !req
814. - So what?
- It's Christmas Eve.Copy !req
815. So what?Copy !req
816. I have no patience for her.
Make sure she doesn't make a fuss.Copy !req
817. I'll take care of it.Copy !req
818. Forgive me, but I have to go to work.Copy !req
819. What do you mean you have to leave?Copy !req
820. You just got home.Copy !req
821. I haven't made a penny today.
I'm going to work for a few hours.Copy !req
822. It's Christmas and I have guests.Copy !req
823. It's okay, Mom.Copy !req
824. It's okay.
You don't have to make money today.Copy !req
825. It's Christmas.Copy !req
826. What do you mean?Copy !req
827. If I don't make money,
how do we live?Copy !req
828. - It's okay, Mom.
- It's Christmas Eve.Copy !req
829. Christmas is for Americans.
For us, it's another work day.Copy !req
830. You live in America now.Copy !req
831. Can you please tell her
to close her mouth, please?Copy !req
832. I'm not in the mood for this.Copy !req
833. What did he say?Copy !req
834. Yeva, what did he say?Copy !req
835. He said he must go.Copy !req
836. He speaks English
but he doesn't celebrate Christmas.Copy !req
837. He should have stayed home tonight.Copy !req
838. I know but his real Christmas
is on the 6th.Copy !req
839. Today isn't his real Christmas.Copy !req
840. He was the only man at the table.Copy !req
841. He was pouring us cognac.
Now we have to pour it ourselves.Copy !req
842. Mom, he's the only one working
and supporting this household.Copy !req
843. Let's not let this ruin our night.Copy !req
844. Hey! It's that guy!Copy !req
845. - Bye!
- Thank you so much.Copy !req
846. Okay.Copy !req
847. You did good, girl.
You sound good tonight, girl.Copy !req
848. She sound good, right?
She sound good, girl.Copy !req
849. Tell her she sound good.Copy !req
850. I mean...
you did sing and you sang...Copy !req
851. Alright, I'm going to keep it real
with you right now.Copy !req
852. This is not critical,
this is not anything like rude,Copy !req
853. this is just being real with you...Copy !req
854. Honestly, it sounded a little old.
Like, it didn't sound like new music.Copy !req
855. It sounded like something I'd hear
like a long time ago,Copy !req
856. know what I'm saying?
It's like...Copy !req
857. Like I know...
Where I'm coming from isCopy !req
858. I know a lot
about the music industry.Copy !req
859. I know a lot of people
in the music industry.Copy !req
860. I myself sing.Copy !req
861. - Hello, sir.
- Hey.Copy !req
862. Do you know if this
is still going on?Copy !req
863. Oh, look at this. That's cute.
No, she's gone.Copy !req
864. She was up. She was on. She's done.Copy !req
865. She left.Copy !req
866. She was with a friend
and her name is Sin-Dee.Copy !req
867. Oh, the train wreck
and the hot mess. Yeah.Copy !req
868. They left?Copy !req
869. What do you mean they left?
Yeah, they're gone.Copy !req
870. The cool thing is though, I mean,
look, you played in a club...Copy !req
871. you got people paying you
to play in a club.Copy !req
872. I mean, that's pretty cool.Copy !req
873. What?Copy !req
874. You don't want to talk about
how much you got?Copy !req
875. She don't want to tell me
how much she got paid.Copy !req
876. - How much did you get paid?
- Girl, she didn't get paid, girl.Copy !req
877. - She paid to sing, girl.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
878. I don't even understand
what you talking about.Copy !req
879. I can hear you.Copy !req
880. You paid... Wait.
You paid them to let you sing?Copy !req
881. That's... That's sad. Hold up.Copy !req
882. So you gave them 20 bucks and said,
"Let me sing a Christmas song?"Copy !req
883. Girl, stop, it's not like you could
do any better anyway, girl.Copy !req
884. Mother, I'm not discussing this.Copy !req
885. I'm your mother.
If I don't talk about it, who will?Copy !req
886. Mother, stop.Copy !req
887. I'm not cleaning up.
I'm going to bed.Copy !req
888. Come on.
Come on, girl. We're here.Copy !req
889. Hey, look who's back.
Hi, baby.Copy !req
890. - I don't have time for this shit.
- Don't be a bitch about it.Copy !req
891. Yeah, you're cute.
I love your sweater, your fake purse.Copy !req
892. What is wrong with you?
Are you on something?Copy !req
893. Yes. I'm on. I'm gonna kick
your fucking assCopy !req
894. if you talk to me again.Copy !req
895. She's been out of jail for
24 hours, she's already causing drama.Copy !req
896. Drama!Copy !req
897. You two, stay your asses here
until I come get you.Copy !req
898. Alexandra, you better watch her,
and don't move your black ass.Copy !req
899. Girl, where you been?Copy !req
900. Chester.Copy !req
901. I thought they let your ass out
at noon.Copy !req
902. Where you been all day?Copy !req
903. What?
Sin-Sin, sit your ass down.Copy !req
904. You know, you could have
at least had the decencyCopy !req
905. to come pick me up.Copy !req
906. Who the fuck am I gonna get
to come pick you up?Copy !req
907. You know,
I got Nash working on Vermont.Copy !req
908. I got Ty on the West Side, right?Copy !req
909. I mean I be running around
taking care of business and shit,Copy !req
910. doing what I do all day.
You know, running this shit.Copy !req
911. And then, fuckin', it's...Copy !req
912. On top of that
it's motherfucking Christmas Eve.Copy !req
913. You know how these
motherfuckers get...Copy !req
914. They like, fucking wanna get their
last minute shopping in and shit.Copy !req
915. I had two dollars. Two dollars.
You know what I spent it on?Copy !req
916. - What?
- The bus and a donut.Copy !req
917. Sin-Sin. Sit your ass down.Copy !req
918. It don't matter, we here now.
Sit down.Copy !req
919. Did you at least get me
a Christmas present?Copy !req
920. Well, I mean, like, like yeah...Copy !req
921. Like I get— our gift is like me
fucking running shit,Copy !req
922. like saving money, like, 'cause
I knew you was getting out today.Copy !req
923. I was gonna surprise you.Copy !req
924. Was gonna take you
to Roscoe's tomorrowCopy !req
925. for maybe like a fucking, like,
a nice Christmas dinner and shit.Copy !req
926. Like, I thought that'd be special.Copy !req
927. What?Copy !req
928. You know, I feel you.
But I got you one.Copy !req
929. I think you're gonna like it.Copy !req
930. And I'm gonna get it for you
right now. Hold on...Copy !req
931. Where the fuck are you going?Copy !req
932. Oh, what the fuck is this shit?Copy !req
933. - Fuck her! Fuck her now! Fuck her!
- Come on, man.Copy !req
934. You wanna fuck her
in front of everybody, right?Copy !req
935. Fuck her, come on! Fuck her!
This is what you want?Copy !req
936. Alright, alright, alright!Copy !req
937. Twenty eight motherfucking daysCopy !req
938. and you're out here
cheating on me with fish?Copy !req
939. - Chester: I did not cheat on you.
- Sin-Dee: You're a fucking liar!Copy !req
940. - Alright!
- Everybody on the goddamn blockCopy !req
941. - knew about it but me.
- Hey! I'm gonna call the cop!Copy !req
942. You want me to call the cop?Copy !req
943. Mamasan, I'm sorry. I'm gonna chill
these motherfuckers out.Copy !req
944. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
945. Are you Armenian?Copy !req
946. Yeah.Copy !req
947. - What's your name, son?
- Karo.Copy !req
948. Karo, do you know Razmik?Copy !req
949. Which Razmik?Copy !req
950. Razmik Simonian.
He is one of your drivers.Copy !req
951. Yes. Of course.
I know him very well.Copy !req
952. I need you to take me to him
right away. Please.Copy !req
953. Where do you think he might be?Copy !req
954. I am his mother-in-law.Copy !req
955. Oh. He should be around
the West Hollywood area.Copy !req
956. I will find him for you.Copy !req
957. Razmik? Razmik?
Where is your location?Copy !req
958. Razmik is not working tonight.Copy !req
959. I knew it.
I told her he is not going to work.Copy !req
960. What is the matter, Auntie?Copy !req
961. How well do you know my son-in-law?Copy !req
962. Mom?Copy !req
963. We will find him but we may drive
all night. Okay?Copy !req
964. Yes, drive. It's okay.Copy !req
965. This thing busts in
and drags me out by my hair,Copy !req
966. tries to beat my ass,Copy !req
967. then she took me to some
boring-ass drag queen show.Copy !req
968. I ain't no motherfucking drag queen!Copy !req
969. I'm losing sympathy for you
by the minute.Copy !req
970. Hold up.
This motherfucking commotion,Copy !req
971. this is all that shit
at The Grand was about?Copy !req
972. - This bullshit right here?
- Merry Christmas.Copy !req
973. - Yo, I thought that was a bust.
- Jesus fucking Christ.Copy !req
974. Hold up, listen.Copy !req
975. I don't give no kinds of shit
about this bitch, alright, alright?Copy !req
976. But please, please tell me
you didn't lay a hand on Jillian?Copy !req
977. Please tell me you didn't
go crazy on her?Copy !req
978. Why would I lay a hand on Jillian?
It's not like your fucking Jillian...Copy !req
979. You're fucking Jillian too,
aren't you?Copy !req
980. Alright!
Listen, hold on.Copy !req
981. I'm gonna have
to fuck her up now too!Copy !req
982. Calm down. There's been some sort
of misunderstanding here, alright?Copy !req
983. Who's name you see tattooed here?
Huh?Copy !req
984. What's that say?
What's that name say?Copy !req
985. What's that name say?
That's your name.Copy !req
986. Hey, Mamasan!
Come here and read this motherfucker.Copy !req
987. What's this say?Copy !req
988. You know, you piss me the fuck off
sometimes, Chester!Copy !req
989. Hey, what's this say?Copy !req
990. This motherfucker
don't say Dana, does it?Copy !req
991. It's Dinah!Copy !req
992. Alright, I don't give a fuck what
her motherfucking name is, alright,Copy !req
993. but Boo... you have got to get
ahold of yourself, okay?Copy !req
994. You be tripping.Copy !req
995. Alright? Hey look at me, look...
Who's your man?Copy !req
996. Who's heart beats for you?
This heart.Copy !req
997. Who's your man?
I'm your motherfucking fiancéCopy !req
998. and you can't be acting
this motherfucking crazy.Copy !req
999. Did you just say fiancé?Copy !req
1000. - What?
- You two are getting married?Copy !req
1001. You just went from half fag
to full fag!Copy !req
1002. - Alright...
- Get your life!Copy !req
1003. Shut the fuck up. Come here.
Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
1004. Shut the fuck up.
Shut up.Copy !req
1005. They said you was legit,
they didn't say you was a legit homo.Copy !req
1006. Shut the fuck up, bitch.Copy !req
1007. You talk when I tell you
to motherfucking talk.Copy !req
1008. Did he just say
you were getting married?Copy !req
1009. Yes, I proposed right before
she got herself arrested.Copy !req
1010. Before I got myself arrested?Copy !req
1011. Actually you got me arrested
when you asked meCopy !req
1012. to hold your teener in my weave.Copy !req
1013. You're like, 'Oh, Sin-Dee, the cops
are coming,Copy !req
1014. - why don't you hold my teener..."
- Are you fucking serious?Copy !req
1015. "I'll propose to you,
we'll get married.Copy !req
1016. It'll be a pretty thing!"Copy !req
1017. Listen, listen, listen. I can't be
getting popped on that shit,Copy !req
1018. for you it's just holding,
for me it's intent to distribute.Copy !req
1019. Oh, my God, that is not the T.Copy !req
1020. This right here,
is this what you fucking want?Copy !req
1021. Okay, okay, okay. Listen, listen.
You gotta lower your voice,Copy !req
1022. they are gonna kick our
fucking stupid asses out of here.Copy !req
1023. Mamasan, I'm sorry, I'm gonna chill
these motherfuckers out.Copy !req
1024. - Stop yelling!
- Okay.Copy !req
1025. This is a business!Copy !req
1026. Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna buy
some donuts. Alright.Copy !req
1027. I'm gonna buy some donuts,Copy !req
1028. and then the three of us
are gonna fuckin' chill. Chill.Copy !req
1029. This weather in LACopy !req
1030. doesn't help
to set the holiday mood.Copy !req
1031. There's no Christmas without snow.Copy !req
1032. Christmas is Christmas
regardless of the weather.Copy !req
1033. Feels fake.Copy !req
1034. Los Angeles
is a beautifully wrapped lie.Copy !req
1035. Agree to disagree.Copy !req
1036. I'm learning English.Copy !req
1037. - Mamasan, I like your hair.
- Alright.Copy !req
1038. What do you want? Hurry up.Copy !req
1039. Do you have watermelon flavor?Copy !req
1040. No.Copy !req
1041. Don't you think we should be
getting the Christmas donuts?Copy !req
1042. I mean it's motherfucking
Christmas Eve.Copy !req
1043. Like, let's celebrate.Copy !req
1044. Mamasan, does your husband
ever cheat on you?Copy !req
1045. - Who's gonna marry her smiling ass?
- The one who order her offline.Copy !req
1046. - Look how happy she is.
- Hurry up, I have another costumer.Copy !req
1047. - OK.
- What do you want?Copy !req
1048. Can you come here a second?
Just one second.Copy !req
1049. - Hey, baby, how's it going?
- Hey. How are ya?Copy !req
1050. I'm wonderful.
Are you ready for me?Copy !req
1051. Listen, have you seen
Sin-Dee tonight?Copy !req
1052. Yeah, I've seen her, baby,
she's involved in some drama,Copy !req
1053. but I'm right here.Copy !req
1054. No, no, I really need to find her,
do you know where she's at?Copy !req
1055. Yeah. I know.Copy !req
1056. And?Copy !req
1057. And I know I need a cheeseburger.Copy !req
1058. Jesus fucking Christ.Copy !req
1059. Here, this is your cheeseburger.Copy !req
1060. And some French fries.Copy !req
1061. Where is she?Copy !req
1062. Give me that money back.Copy !req
1063. Here, I'm gonna give you this.
Where is she?Copy !req
1064. She's at Donut Time.Copy !req
1065. - Big spender.
- Go fuck yourself.Copy !req
1066. At the Long Beach Barbeque Festival,Copy !req
1067. you said I was the only girl
you ever truly loved.Copy !req
1068. That's true.Copy !req
1069. You know, people who love people,Copy !req
1070. don't go fucking other people,
Chester.Copy !req
1071. Shit, I did not motherfucking
cheat on you.Copy !req
1072. I'm a businessman, alright?
I move product.Copy !req
1073. That's what I do. Alright, sometimes
I gotta test the merch is all.Copy !req
1074. - How many times did he fuck you?
- Don't answer that.Copy !req
1075. - How many times?
- He fucked me plenty, okay?Copy !req
1076. - How many?
- What is fucking wrong with you?Copy !req
1077. Ten? Like, I never had a pimp
who didn't fuck me.Copy !req
1078. So you had to check
your merchandise ten times, Chester?Copy !req
1079. Alright, listen.
Not another word from you.Copy !req
1080. You shut your fucking mouth.Copy !req
1081. Twenty eight days
and you mean to tell meCopy !req
1082. nobody was taking care of you?
Nobody?Copy !req
1083. - Nobody.
- Nobody?Copy !req
1084. Nope.Copy !req
1085. Auntie, are you sure you want
to keep looking?Copy !req
1086. What was your name again?Copy !req
1087. Karo.Copy !req
1088. Karo, please don't waste my time.
Take me to Razmik.Copy !req
1089. Chester, I was at Twin Towers,
not fucking Wasco State Prison.Copy !req
1090. You really do have a crush,
don't you?Copy !req
1091. Hi, Rizuku!Copy !req
1092. Okay, I will take youCopy !req
1093. to your son-in-law.
But do you know why?Copy !req
1094. Because he has to understand that
even if he does not respect himself...Copy !req
1095. he must respect his family.Copy !req
1096. Shit floats to the surface.Copy !req
1097. Sit your ass fucking down.
No, no, man.Copy !req
1098. She ain't fucking available.Copy !req
1099. She with me right now.
She ain't fucking working.Copy !req
1100. We'll be real quick, just 15 minutes.Copy !req
1101. Yeah, puppy. Just 15 minutes.Copy !req
1102. Who are you?Copy !req
1103. Nigga, who the fuck are you?
I'm her motherfucking fiancé.Copy !req
1104. Bounce, motherfucker!Copy !req
1105. You retired?
I didn't know you retired.Copy !req
1106. - Yes, she fucking retired.
- Why didn't you tell me you retired?Copy !req
1107. Maybe I am available.
Maybe it'll be a freebie.Copy !req
1108. - My cheating fiancé shouldn't mind.
- Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
1109. Have you ever been to Santa Monica
and Highland?Copy !req
1110. Oh, I don't remember.Copy !req
1111. You will remember.Copy !req
1112. Yo, yo, yo, listen. I got a query.
You married, right?Copy !req
1113. Nigga, you got a fucking wife.
I know you do.Copy !req
1114. Yeah.Copy !req
1115. Yeah.
So, when you be fucking my bitches,Copy !req
1116. you don't consider it cheating,
do you?Copy !req
1117. I'm paying for it.
It's not like we're getting married.Copy !req
1118. Oh, you see?
That's the shit right there.Copy !req
1119. - That's what I'm talking about.
- You didn't pay for it, Chester!Copy !req
1120. He's lucky he's in America.Copy !req
1121. Imagine if he was in Armenia.Copy !req
1122. Are you available?Copy !req
1123. Sin-Dee: I don't think she gots
what you want, Ra- Ra.Copy !req
1124. Nigga, come here. Let me talk to you.Copy !req
1125. There's his cab. Should I stop here?Copy !req
1126. Stop. Stop. Stop.Copy !req
1127. Stop right here.Copy !req
1128. Cause I'm
feeling fucking generous,Copy !req
1129. I have motherfucking holiday spiritCopy !req
1130. alright, nigga,
I'm gonna get you Pinkberry.Copy !req
1131. You ever hear of Pinkberry?
Oh, man, trust me.Copy !req
1132. You know what? It's okay.Copy !req
1133. I don't need money.Copy !req
1134. Merry motherfucking Christmas,
you know what I'm saying?Copy !req
1135. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
1136. Happy New Year.Copy !req
1137. Razmik!Copy !req
1138. That is a cute-ass blouse.Copy !req
1139. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1140. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1141. - I don't understand.
- You said you were going to work.Copy !req
1142. I am at work. I'm getting coffee.Copy !req
1143. Girl, she shopped
at the same store you shopped at!Copy !req
1144. Did Yeva bring you here?
Is she here?Copy !req
1145. No, Yeva did not.
Karo brought me here.Copy !req
1146. But she wore it better, bitch!Copy !req
1147. Sin-Dee: Nobody asked you,
bitch.Copy !req
1148. I'm not going anywhere
until I get an explanation.Copy !req
1149. Who are these people?Copy !req
1150. These are just regular people.
Come on, let's go home.Copy !req
1151. I said I'm not going to go anywhere.Copy !req
1152. Sin-Dee: Now you got her
talking to him in Chinese!Copy !req
1153. This is funny!Copy !req
1154. Oh, I see... you are smoking
marijuana with these people.Copy !req
1155. Oh, my God,
what are you talking about?Copy !req
1156. If she's talking about me,
I'll fuck her up.Copy !req
1157. She thinks I'm doing drugs. Can you
please tell her I don't do drugs?Copy !req
1158. - No, he don't do my drugs.
- You see?Copy !req
1159. He just fuck all these bitches.
He fuck my bitches.Copy !req
1160. - Are you crazy?
- Prostitution?Copy !req
1161. No!Copy !req
1162. How do you say that shit in Russian?
Oh... prostituke!Copy !req
1163. You have to stop starting shit.Copy !req
1164. Oh, these are prostitutes.
These are prostitutes.Copy !req
1165. She called me a nick niggy, girl!Copy !req
1166. Ashken, let me explain.Copy !req
1167. Oh, my God... these are men.Copy !req
1168. Oh, my God... these are men.Copy !req
1169. - Wait till you find out about...
- Will you stop over there!Copy !req
1170. Oh, dear Lord,
my heart is going to stop.Copy !req
1171. Will you stop?Copy !req
1172. I'm going to have a heart attack.Copy !req
1173. I can't have your wife
dying up in here.Copy !req
1174. Shit, she dying, yo!Copy !req
1175. You gotta tell her I don't know you.
This is my mother-in-law.Copy !req
1176. Motherfucker, I don't know you.
I don't know that bitch either!Copy !req
1177. Mister Chester!Copy !req
1178. Hold on! She calling the police!Copy !req
1179. Yeva, come to the corner
of Santa MonicaCopy !req
1180. and Highland.
Donut shop.Copy !req
1181. She's calling the police!
Your name is Tyrone and I'm Billy!Copy !req
1182. They ain't never gonna find us!Copy !req
1183. Your husband is with gay prostitutes.Copy !req
1184. Corner of Santa Monica and Highland.Copy !req
1185. Tell that bitch do not call the cops!Copy !req
1186. Done! Done!Copy !req
1187. See what you did?Copy !req
1188. Oh, shit. Who's shit is this?
This isn't mine, this is good.Copy !req
1189. Ashken, listen to me. Let's go home.Copy !req
1190. Don't touch me.Copy !req
1191. What do you mean "don't touch me"?
Why did you come here?Copy !req
1192. Hey, there is no fighting in here.Copy !req
1193. - C'mon, get up.
- Don't touch me.Copy !req
1194. He hurting you?
I can call the police if he...Copy !req
1195. No, no, no.
I'm not hurting her.Copy !req
1196. This is my mother-in-law.
She's just a little bit crazy.Copy !req
1197. No cops, please.Copy !req
1198. - Did you hear what she said?
- Alexandra: Razmik!Copy !req
1199. "Oh, how was the performance,
Alexandra?"Copy !req
1200. "Oh, it was great.
Thanks for asking."Copy !req
1201. You think the government doesn't know
about aliens and spaceships and shit?Copy !req
1202. You think they not keeping it
a secret from us?Copy !req
1203. - Exactly. That's cool.
- That's right. I'm with this bitch.Copy !req
1204. - I know you're with that bitch.
- Not like that.Copy !req
1205. You are embarrassing me.Copy !req
1206. No, you are embarrassing us.Copy !req
1207. C'mon, get up.Copy !req
1208. What do you want from us?
Don't you feel sorry for my daughter?Copy !req
1209. So did Mr. Falafel have a big dick?Copy !req
1210. What? Spit it out.Copy !req
1211. I didn't. I swallowed it.Copy !req
1212. I know... I...
I fucking set that one up, didn't I?Copy !req
1213. She's going to call the police.Copy !req
1214. In front of all these people,
I'm going to rip your mask off.Copy !req
1215. Listen to me. Get up. Let's go.Copy !req
1216. I'm going to find out
what you are doing here.Copy !req
1217. Razmik?Copy !req
1218. Are you people totally insane?
Why did you bring the baby here?Copy !req
1219. Mom, what's going on here?Copy !req
1220. Your husband is a dog. Dog.Copy !req
1221. Mom, what's going on with you?Copy !req
1222. You think I don't know?
I check your bank statements...Copy !req
1223. Every night he withdraws cash
from your account...Copy !req
1224. What does he spend it on? Them.Copy !req
1225. This is embarrassing. Please.
Let's go home.Copy !req
1226. Mom, why are you getting involved
in my family's affairs?Copy !req
1227. It's none of your business.Copy !req
1228. You can pretend to be blind
but I cannot.Copy !req
1229. Get up. We're going home.Copy !req
1230. I'm not going to allow him
to get away with this.Copy !req
1231. - You see that? You see that?
- Sin-Dee, leave them alone.Copy !req
1232. Help me out, sister...Copy !req
1233. When your husband goes out
and buys a girl like me,Copy !req
1234. do you consider that cheating?Copy !req
1235. Sin-Dee, can you please
not talk to my wife.Copy !req
1236. - Sin-Dee, please...
- Get your hands off her.Copy !req
1237. You even know their names?
Oh, my God.Copy !req
1238. - No, let's go.
- Of course he knows my name!Copy !req
1239. Yo, you're the bitch they threw out!Copy !req
1240. Shut your ass up, girl!Copy !req
1241. What is the prostitute saying to you?Copy !req
1242. These are the type of hoes you like?
Dumbass hoes like this?Copy !req
1243. He comes home every night
smelling like cheap perfumeCopy !req
1244. and you don't say anything.Copy !req
1245. I know my husband well enough.
Come on, let's go.Copy !req
1246. You think you know him?
You are blind.Copy !req
1247. Razmik, why?Copy !req
1248. Why what? What?
She's been tryingCopy !req
1249. to destroy our family from day one.Copy !req
1250. No, you are.Copy !req
1251. Razmik, just apologize to the bitch.Copy !req
1252. Don't be a pussy, yo.
Do not apologize for shit, yo!Copy !req
1253. Shut up and get out
of our business, okay?Copy !req
1254. That's right, Ra-Ra.
You should apologizeCopy !req
1255. for taking her to
a fucked up hairdresser.Copy !req
1256. Oh, that's catty, bitch.Copy !req
1257. What is the prostitute saying to you?Copy !req
1258. Razmik supports the family.
He takes care of us.Copy !req
1259. What are you talking about?
He only takes care of himself.Copy !req
1260. I'm going home.Copy !req
1261. Mom, what do you want to do,
destroy my family?Copy !req
1262. I'll see you in ten years, kid!Copy !req
1263. Oh, my God, I hate men.Copy !req
1264. I'm going to rip his mask off.Copy !req
1265. Sometimes a wife
has to turn a blind eye.Copy !req
1266. No! No!Copy !req
1267. Get her! Throw a donut at that bitch!Copy !req
1268. Have her, mama.
Chester!Copy !req
1269. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
Bitch call me. Yo, your wife is hot.Copy !req
1270. I just call the cops. You and you
and you all get out! Out!Copy !req
1271. No, no, no.
Mamasan, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1272. Get the fuck out, now.Copy !req
1273. We cool?Copy !req
1274. I know what you're trying to do.Copy !req
1275. Come on, I ain't trying to do shit.Copy !req
1276. Come on, let me get some of that.Copy !req
1277. You know you really
piss me off sometimes, Chess.Copy !req
1278. I know. I know.Copy !req
1279. But it's good to see you, baby.Copy !req
1280. Good to see you, too.Copy !req
1281. You know,
I kinda wish she didn't tell me.Copy !req
1282. Wait. You wish who
didn't tell you what?Copy !req
1283. Duh.Copy !req
1284. What do you mean, duh?Copy !req
1285. - Hold up, hold up, hold up.
- What?Copy !req
1286. This bitch is the one that told you
about this shit?Copy !req
1287. You the one that caused
all this motherfucking commotion?Copy !req
1288. Her motherfucking ass
goes motherfucking crazyCopy !req
1289. on one of my hoes
'cause you started this shit?Copy !req
1290. You get my ass thrown out
of motherfucking Donut TimeCopy !req
1291. where I conduct
my day to day shit, right?Copy !req
1292. You act so motherfucking high
and mighty about this shit.Copy !req
1293. Yeah, yeah, I see it.Copy !req
1294. No, no, no, no. But here the thing.
Here the thing...Copy !req
1295. What didn't she tell you?Copy !req
1296. She didn't tell you that me and her
were knocking it three weeks ago.Copy !req
1297. - Oh, shit!
- What?Copy !req
1298. You didn't wanna fucking tell her
that part.Copy !req
1299. You saved her that shit.
You didn't tell her.Copy !req
1300. - Oh, shit.
- Sin-Dee...Copy !req
1301. Sin-Dee fucking what?Copy !req
1302. Can you motherfucking believe
this shit?Copy !req
1303. What is he talking about?Copy !req
1304. I fucked your best friend.
Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
1305. Oh, you fucking didn't tell her?Copy !req
1306. Oh, that's interesting
you fucking tell her about this shitCopy !req
1307. but not about me and you.Copy !req
1308. No, no, no. That's right. No, no.
Don't get it twisted.Copy !req
1309. Don't get it twisted, girl.Copy !req
1310. This bitch don't give no fuck
about you.Copy !req
1311. She don't give no fuck about you.Copy !req
1312. Don't get it twisted. She jealous.
She jealous of my hoes.Copy !req
1313. You know what I think?
I think she jealous of us.Copy !req
1314. You didn't tell her that shit,
did you?Copy !req
1315. I see what's motherfucking
going on here...Copy !req
1316. I see what is
fucking going on here...Copy !req
1317. This motherfucking girl thing.
This is between y'all asses.Copy !req
1318. This between you two. Right? Right?
So I'm motherfucking out.Copy !req
1319. This is some girl shit.
You guys work this motherfucker out.Copy !req
1320. Let me know when you get it fixed up.
Let me know.Copy !req
1321. Yo, the shit she did to me was just
a warm up for your ass, bitch.Copy !req
1322. You two deserve each other.Copy !req
1323. - What the fuck are you laughing at?
- What?Copy !req
1324. - She about to get her ass beat.
- Shut your stupid ass up.Copy !req
1325. Shut your dumb ass up.Copy !req
1326. Sin-Dee.Copy !req
1327. Sin-Dee, talk to me.Copy !req
1328. Look, I didn't mean to hurt you,
sweetheart.Copy !req
1329. You know you're my best friend.Copy !req
1330. You know I love you.
I'd never do anything to hurt you.Copy !req
1331. Say something.Copy !req
1332. Can I at least take a cab home?Copy !req
1333. Oh, shit. Like that Armenian dude
just left, so...Copy !req
1334. I mean,
I guess you're like shit out of luck.Copy !req
1335. Get down.Copy !req
1336. No wonder she's crying
having a father like that.Copy !req
1337. Mother, please.Copy !req
1338. Sin-Dee...Copy !req
1339. Sin-Dee,
will you just talk to me? Come on.Copy !req
1340. Y'all got a...Copy !req
1341. Look...Copy !req
1342. It was only once.
It didn't mean a thing.Copy !req
1343. Hey.Copy !req
1344. Yeah... I have a full house.
I called in another girl.Copy !req
1345. So... just hang, okay?Copy !req
1346. Please, Sin-Dee. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1347. Great, now get the fuck out of here
and leave me alone.Copy !req
1348. Now let me make my money
and go the fuck home.Copy !req
1349. Hi, are we looking for a party...Copy !req
1350. Oh-ho!Copy !req
1351. - Oh, my God.
- Merry Christmas, you tranny faggot.Copy !req
1352. We pissed on your friend, bitch!Copy !req
1353. Oh, my God.
They just threw fucking piss on me.Copy !req
1354. It's in my mouth.Copy !req
1355. - It's in my fucking hair!
- Wait, wait.Copy !req
1356. I don't have no fucking money
for new hair.Copy !req
1357. Oh, my God, come on, come on.
Take this off.Copy !req
1358. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1359. You know what, why don't
I just take these off too, huh?Copy !req
1360. This has to come off too.Copy !req
1361. Okay.Copy !req
1362. Girl... here.Copy !req
1363. Oh, girl.Copy !req
1364. Pull that down.Copy !req
1365. We'll just be bald together.Copy !req
1366. That actually looks good on you.Copy !req
1367. Now, as for me...Copy !req