1. Merry Christmas Eve, bitch.Copy !req
2. Hi.Copy !req
3. Are we supposed to share it?Copy !req
4. Yes, we're supposed to share it,
bitch. I am broke.Copy !req
5. - How've you been?
- I've been great.Copy !req
6. You finally got tits, bitch!Copy !req
7. Bitch, the estrogen has been kicking in,Copy !req
8. the only thing it hasn't broken down
was these fucking arms.Copy !req
9. Everything else on my body looks good.Copy !req
10. - Oh, honey.
- Don't you try it.Copy !req
11. I look like the real thing.Copy !req
12. So, I got some good news to tell you.Copy !req
13. - What?
- I've been keeping a secretCopy !req
14. about me and Chester.Copy !req
15. Girl... Whoo! I know what it is!Copy !req
16. You're breaking up with him!Copy !req
17. Thank God.Copy !req
18. Because honey, if he's gonna be
cheating on you like that...Copy !req
19. Wait, wait, wait. What?Copy !req
20. You didn't know?Copy !req
21. How the fuck would I know?Copy !req
22. Girl, because everything that
you've been hearing on the blockCopy !req
23. about the girl that he's been with.Copy !req
24. Girl, you are the first girl
I've seen on the block.Copy !req
25. Who is she?Copy !req
26. Girl, she's some white fish.
I don't know.Copy !req
27. Chester is fucking cheating on me
with real fish?Copy !req
28. Yeah, bitch. Like a real fish girl,
like vagina and everything.Copy !req
29. I've been gone for 28 fucking days!Copy !req
30. And you mean to tell me that he's been
out here cheating on me with fish?Copy !req
31. Yeah.Copy !req
32. Do I know her?Copy !req
33. I don't know. I just know
that her name starts with a D.Copy !req
34. It's something like...Copy !req
35. Danielle...Copy !req
36. Desiree...Copy !req
37. - Dee Dee... I don't know, girl!
- Give me your fucking phone!Copy !req
38. It was shut off.
I had to cover your rent last month.Copy !req
39. I've been told you
this was gonna happen.Copy !req
40. All men cheat.Copy !req
41. That's why they're called trade.Copy !req
42. Do them just as dirty as they do us.Copy !req
43. Out here it's all about our hustle,Copy !req
44. and that's it.Copy !req
45. What are you plotting?Copy !req
46. Merry Fucking Christmas.Copy !req
47. Hey, girl, you back from vacation?Copy !req
48. Bitch, it's a motherfucking disco
out here, bitch.Copy !req
49. Why?Copy !req
50. Where the fuck is Chester at?Copy !req
51. I don't know who the fuck this bitch is,
but it's a white bitch.Copy !req
52. It's a white real fish.Copy !req
53. Girl, don't he have a lot of girls
that he been messing with, girl?Copy !req
54. Something with a D!
Something with a D! Desiree...Copy !req
55. - Dominique...
- Destiny?Copy !req
56. Bitch, I don't know what the fuck
her name is, bitch!Copy !req
57. Why do fish come in to our territory?Copy !req
58. Cause when they're Jane, girl,
they're jade.Copy !req
59. Want to smoke some weed?
I got some weed.Copy !req
60. Bitch, you know I don't do downers,
bitch. You know I'm an upper ho.Copy !req
61. - Sin-Dee.
- Oh, hey, Alexandra.Copy !req
62. Girl, give me a hug.Copy !req
63. See you later, God bless.Copy !req
64. OK, I got you.Copy !req
65. Girl, calm the fuck down,
it's not that serious.Copy !req
66. Not that serious my fucking ass, girl.Copy !req
67. I already told you, it's just a rumor.Copy !req
68. You don't know just yet if it's true.Copy !req
69. Bitch, I've been hearing shit in jail,
I've been hearing shit out here.Copy !req
70. I don't know the fuck is real anymore.Copy !req
71. Sin-Dee!Copy !req
72. Calm your ass down now
or I am going home!Copy !req
73. - Oh, girl, shut your ass up!
- That's it! I am going home!Copy !req
74. White Boy! Where the fuck is Chester?Copy !req
75. I don't know.
I haven't seen him all day.Copy !req
76. What the fuck you mean
you haven't seen him?Copy !req
77. - Oh, hey, what's the T bitch?
- Girl, what's your T?Copy !req
78. Have you seen that white bitch either?Copy !req
79. I haven't seen anybody,
leave me the fuck alone.Copy !req
80. - Take these flyers.
- OK, OK...Copy !req
81. Please be there tonight.
Don't disappoint me.Copy !req
82. I will. I will be there.Copy !req
83. You want me to walk all the way
to Vermont?Copy !req
84. - Mary's at 7:00.
- OK.Copy !req
85. - Mary's at 7:00. Mary's at 7:00.
- OK.Copy !req
86. I will be there, I promise.Copy !req
87. Now, I've got to deal
with this bitch over here.Copy !req
88. She's getting on my fucking nerves.Copy !req
89. - You got any T on you?
- No, I don't.Copy !req
90. Are you sure?Copy !req
91. Yes, I am sure!
You're making me lose my game.Copy !req
92. This is what the fuck I'm dealing with.
I cannot take it no more.Copy !req
93. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
94. Girl, wait, wait, wait.
I cannot do this.Copy !req
95. I cannot do this, it's too much drama.Copy !req
96. You just come out here and give me
all this information.Copy !req
97. To have me go handle it by myself.
You're the one who told me anyways.Copy !req
98. OK, OK, OK! I will go with you
under one condition.Copy !req
99. You must promise to me that
there's not gonna be any drama.Copy !req
100. Because as soon as there's
some drama, I'm out of there!Copy !req
101. I promise. I promise.Copy !req
102. Look at me in my eyes and promise!Copy !req
103. I promise no drama, Alexandra!Copy !req
104. Come on!Copy !req
105. What the fuck you two looking at?Copy !req
106. Bitch, like I am clockable!Copy !req
107. You can't get it on me, bitch,
you can't get it on me, bitch.Copy !req
108. I am fierce as fuck.Copy !req
109. I don't know what the fuck
she was tripping on, girl.Copy !req
110. True.Copy !req
111. 1351 Orange?Copy !req
112. - Yes, please.
- Alright.Copy !req
113. Is that a dog or a cat?Copy !req
114. A dog.Copy !req
115. What's the name?Copy !req
116. Alfie.Copy !req
117. Alfie is a very well behaved dog, huh?Copy !req
118. It's so quiet.Copy !req
119. It's empty.Copy !req
120. And his breath always smells like
he's been eating ass for days!Copy !req
121. I mean when I walk into the room, it
shouldn't always smell like homeless.Copy !req
122. And those socks, why are those socks
so fucking black!Copy !req
123. That's not a pimp.
What do you see in him?Copy !req
124. Why are you looking for him?Copy !req
125. Girl, you right! You right!Copy !req
126. It ain't his ass I should be
worried about.Copy !req
127. It should be that bitch. She's the one
trying to come on my man.Copy !req
128. Bitch, you're smart!
I'm gonna fuck her up!Copy !req
129. - That's not what I meant!
- That's exactly what you meant!Copy !req
130. Because that bitch wants to try with me.Copy !req
131. - I didn't mean that!
- I can give pussy,Copy !req
132. it's called a fucking tuck.Copy !req
133. Oh, my God! Look, there's Sin-Dee!Copy !req
134. I haven't seen her for so long, girl.
She's looking good!Copy !req
135. Oh, girl! What's up? What's the T?Copy !req
136. Sin-Dee! Oh, my God.Copy !req
137. So how was it, bitch?Copy !req
138. Tell me the T!Copy !req
139. Did you get a lot of trade
up in there or what?Copy !req
140. I want you guys to come
to my show tonight.Copy !req
141. I am so excited about that!Copy !req
142. T was the night before Alexandra.Copy !req
143. Stunning goddess...Copy !req
144. 7:00pm sharp!Copy !req
145. Has any of you motherfuckers
seen Chester?Copy !req
146. - No, not me.
- Here we go again.Copy !req
147. Girl, she saw hisself
trying to cheat on me.Copy !req
148. While I'm up in there, girl! Me, bitch!Copy !req
149. - I wish I never told her.
- I heard about that fish.Copy !req
150. And who the fuck is she?Copy !req
151. Desiree! Sounds like Desiree.Copy !req
152. Girl, do you really want
to go back to prison?Copy !req
153. You just got out, mama.Copy !req
154. I told her that too.Copy !req
155. He act like prison is a bad place to go.Copy !req
156. Mama, mama, you are so much better
than she is.Copy !req
157. Look. My boyfriend, my husband.Copy !req
158. OK, that's fine. But he's not with you.
He's with her.Copy !req
159. He left you for her
the minute you went to jail.Copy !req
160. - Girl, I am so mad.
- Why don't you just stop?Copy !req
161. - I don't know what else to say.
- The only thing I can say is this.Copy !req
162. Get that motherfucker!Copy !req
163. Oh, girl.Copy !req
164. Another black boy on a board.Copy !req
165. They all think
they are goddamn Lil Wayne.Copy !req
166. I remember one Christmas,
I was like six or seven,Copy !req
167. my family bought me
the cutest little Barney doll,Copy !req
168. that I would take with me everywhere.Copy !req
169. And one day I put it inside
the tub with me,Copy !req
170. - to give it a bath.
- Oh, girl, she tried her out.Copy !req
171. And it just stopped working.Copy !req
172. It stopped singing
the "I love you" song.Copy !req
173. And I was just so upset.Copy !req
174. The world can be a cruel place.Copy !req
175. Yeah, it is cruel. God gave me a penis.Copy !req
176. That's pretty damn cruel,
don't you think?Copy !req
177. You speak English pretty good.
Where are you from?Copy !req
178. I'm Armenian.Copy !req
179. Yeah, I knew some people,
came from Armenia.Copy !req
180. Brought a lot of jewelry with them,
when they got out.Copy !req
181. They lived on that jewelry,
had a restaurant.Copy !req
182. What part of Armenia?Copy !req
183. From the capital.Copy !req
184. From Yerevan.Copy !req
185. Shit.Copy !req
186. I'm from Oklahoma,
and I am a Cherokee Indian.Copy !req
187. I got... I got a girl's name, Mia.Copy !req
188. But, it's a feminine name in English,
but it's not in Cherokee.Copy !req
189. I was named like all
Indian Cherokee babies are named.Copy !req
190. First thing the mother sees
when the baby is bornCopy !req
191. she names that fucking baby.Copy !req
192. So when I was born,
my mama looked out the window,Copy !req
193. and she seen a red bird,
flying overhead in the sky.Copy !req
194. Cherokee Indian name
for red bird is Mia Mia.Copy !req
195. So, she called me Mia.Copy !req
196. If you think that's a girl's name,
it's not.Copy !req
197. I'm glad she didn't look out
the window and see an outhouse.Copy !req
198. Can you imagine? Look, hey,
here comes "Big Shit Thompson!"Copy !req
199. Right down the goddamn street.
Here he comes.Copy !req
200. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
201. - You OK?
- I don't know.Copy !req
202. You got any aspirin?Copy !req
203. - No.
- Oh, fuck.Copy !req
204. - Is this Sunset Boulevard?
- Yeah.Copy !req
205. You said you are going downtown, right?Copy !req
206. Yeah.Copy !req
207. I'm in no hurry.Copy !req
208. I'm gonna take 101, OK?Copy !req
209. I don't give a shit.Copy !req
210. You do what you want to do.
You're the driver.Copy !req
211. Remember, Sin-Dee. No drama!Copy !req
212. Yeah, no drama.Copy !req
213. Hello.Copy !req
214. Hey, Mila, did you see Nash?
That little negro.Copy !req
215. In the back.Copy !req
216. Girl. Nash!Copy !req
217. Hi, Nash! Girl, girl, it's Nash, girl!Copy !req
218. What's up, Sin-Dee. How are you doing?Copy !req
219. - I haven't seen you forever.
- Yeah.Copy !req
220. It's been a long time.Copy !req
221. It's cool. I'm glad you're out
and everything.Copy !req
222. Look at this,
business is booming today. Yes!Copy !req
223. How can I help you?Copy !req
224. I just haven't seen you in a long time.Copy !req
225. You are... Chester.Copy !req
226. I haven't seen Chester
in a long time, either.Copy !req
227. Me, neither.Copy !req
228. He's been hanging out
with my new friend.Copy !req
229. Her name is Dani.Copy !req
230. Something Dominique... Desiree...Copy !req
231. No, I ain't seen her, sorry.Copy !req
232. Well. Listen, Sin-Dee.
It's good seeing you, but...Copy !req
233. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
234. You know where the fuck she is.
So stop lying to me Nash.Copy !req
235. And tell me where the fuck she is...Copy !req
236. Sin-Dee, just calm down.
I ain't seen nobody.Copy !req
237. This is a place for business,
I am trying to...Copy !req
238. You know who the fuck
I am talking about?Copy !req
239. Tell me where the fuck she is.Copy !req
240. - Listen! First of all...
- OK.Copy !req
241. Get some Tic-Tacs.Copy !req
242. Number two, I don't know who the fuck
you are talking about.Copy !req
243. This is my place of business.Copy !req
244. And you are fucking my shit up
right now.Copy !req
245. Oh, shut the fuck up
you lackey ass bitch!Copy !req
246. - Where the fuck is she?
- I ain't telling you shit.Copy !req
247. And you need to get
the fuck out of here!Copy !req
248. Look, I'm not doing this!
I'm out of here. Cause you know...Copy !req
249. I told you, I already told you!Copy !req
250. Bye!Copy !req
251. Girl! Alexandra, girl! Hold on!Copy !req
252. Just one more minute...Copy !req
253. Would you just go with your homeboy
and get the fuck out of here?Copy !req
254. Oh, now you want to talk shit?Copy !req
255. I'm not going nowhere!Copy !req
256. - I don't know who...
- Where are they?Copy !req
257. I don't support that pimping shit.Copy !req
258. I stay on my side of the business.Copy !req
259. I am morally opposed
to the pimping shit.Copy !req
260. So, listen. Don't ask me shit like that.Copy !req
261. - Alright, listen, listen.
- Hello?Copy !req
262. Half of the city is down at Schrader.Copy !req
263. There is a food line
and they are giving awayCopy !req
264. $20 Christmas gift certificate.
Some shit like that, alright?Copy !req
265. - Schrader!
- Food line!Copy !req
266. Thank you!Copy !req
267. Alright, come on, man!Copy !req
268. For real?Copy !req
269. Looks like you need a new pack.Copy !req
270. Anybody have a lighter?
Anybody have a lighter?Copy !req
271. Anybody have a fucking light?Copy !req
272. Do you have a light? Excuse me. Hey!Copy !req
273. Excuse me, hello! Do you have a light?Copy !req
274. Thank you.Copy !req
275. Fuck it!Copy !req
276. There are girls at the Christmas party.Copy !req
277. On Olympic... So fucking,
just fucking go there.Copy !req
278. Just go to... Take us to Olympic.
Mexican, he is a Mexican.Copy !req
279. You know where Olympic, that's south
of just fucking all the other streets.Copy !req
280. You know that, right?Copy !req
281. Yeah.Copy !req
282. Just get us there.
Just get us there quickCopy !req
283. before the other guys show up there.Copy !req
284. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, man!Copy !req
285. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
Get out of my car, come on.Copy !req
286. Come out. Get the fuck out.Copy !req
287. I'm going to Olympic and Fountain...Copy !req
288. Oh! I'm burning.Copy !req
289. Who is gonna clean this?Copy !req
290. Who is gonna clean this?Copy !req
291. Just relax! It's Christmas Eve!
Where is your Christmas spirit?Copy !req
292. It's Christmas... It's Christmas Eve!Copy !req
293. Move!Copy !req
294. You fucking animals!Copy !req
295. - I wanna ride it!
- He is gonna pay for it!Copy !req
296. Like a trick nigger!Copy !req
297. - I wanna ride it!
- Like a trick nigger!Copy !req
298. He's gonna pay for it!Copy !req
299. Go in, bitch!Copy !req
300. I heard his dick is little.Copy !req
301. Is it little?Copy !req
302. I mean, damn.Copy !req
303. Wow, what the fuck is going on?Copy !req
304. Going in, mommy... Oh, my...Copy !req
305. I make silicone boobs. What do you need?Copy !req
306. You don't have a baby daddy though.Copy !req
307. - Bitch...
- You better go get fight, honey.Copy !req
308. I was fucking your piece
the other night.Copy !req
309. Tell him to run me those diapers, bitch.Copy !req
310. Don't forget my performance at seven.Copy !req
311. - Oh, yeah.
- That bitch looks two months pregnant.Copy !req
312. How she going to come out here
looking like a shitty ass.Copy !req
313. Ugly ass bitches.Copy !req
314. - Is that Louie or Houie?
- She had my date, girl,Copy !req
315. and he said that her tucker stink.Copy !req
316. - No!
- You lying.Copy !req
317. She asked for $80
and he is a $900 a date.Copy !req
318. - Shut up, please.
- The bitch is stupid.Copy !req
319. Dude, your cab reeks.Copy !req
320. I know, I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
321. We are almost there.Copy !req
322. It's hardly doing anything.Copy !req
323. Let me see your dick.Copy !req
324. - Why?
- You already know the routine.Copy !req
325. I want to make sure you are not a cop.Copy !req
326. I'm not a cop.Copy !req
327. What can I do for you today?Copy !req
328. - I just want to have some fun.
- What kind of fun?Copy !req
329. I was thinking maybe BBBJ?Copy !req
330. I can suck your dick
with a condom for 80.Copy !req
331. I can give you everything I have.Copy !req
332. - Forty fucking dollars?
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
333. - Are you serious?
- Come on, come on.Copy !req
334. My family is driving me fucking
crazy, I just gotta get off.Copy !req
335. - That's not any of my concern.
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
336. Listen. I can do all the work myself
and jerk myself off.Copy !req
337. Maybe you can just grab
my balls or something.Copy !req
338. Please, I will be super-fast.Copy !req
339. I just, I just need...Copy !req
340. - Come on, it's Christmas.
- You know what?Copy !req
341. Since it is Christmas,
and I do need the money,Copy !req
342. I'll do this.Copy !req
343. But you better come fast.Copy !req
344. Run me my money, put it on the dash.Copy !req
345. Quickly...Copy !req
346. - Hey, guys. Have you seen Chester?
- Who?Copy !req
347. Chester, Chester.Copy !req
348. Him and his fucking whores?Copy !req
349. I don't do that anymore.
Even when I see Chester,Copy !req
350. - I don't want to see Chester.
- Oh, you don't do dope no more?Copy !req
351. So this is the fucking silver living
line now?Copy !req
352. It's not the fucking food line.Copy !req
353. - You should ask Bob.
- Who the fuck is Bob?Copy !req
354. The old man from the line.
He is a regular with Chester's girls.Copy !req
355. Looks like Santa without a beard.
I've been clean for 30 days.Copy !req
356. - I got my chip.
- Don't give a shit.Copy !req
357. Can you just, give it
a little stroke, please?Copy !req
358. Can you shut the hell up?
No, you didn't pay for that.Copy !req
359. - Come on just...
- No, no. You get what you pay for.Copy !req
360. - This is what you paid for.
- Come on, you know you want it.Copy !req
361. You see right through me, don't you?Copy !req
362. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
363. Bob, Bob. Are you Bob?Copy !req
364. No? Who the fuck is Bob?Copy !req
365. - Who's Bob? Who's Bob?
- I'm Bob.Copy !req
366. - Come on.
- Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
367. You're not even hard yet.Copy !req
368. I'm fucking hard. Shut up.Copy !req
369. Is that it? That's hard?Copy !req
370. Fuck off, fuck this.
It's not fucking working.Copy !req
371. Okay but give me... Run me my shit.Copy !req
372. Just get the fuck out.
Just get the fuck out.Copy !req
373. It's not working, okay.
There is no deal.Copy !req
374. I'm not going anywhere
until you give me my money.Copy !req
375. What? I didn't cum. You didn't get paid.Copy !req
376. - It's all cool, just get out.
- No, no, you didn't cum,Copy !req
377. but because of the fact that
I had to touch your dirty ass.Copy !req
378. Well, you ain't doing your job
so I couldn't cum.Copy !req
379. It's enough fuckin' around.
No, I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
380. - Give me my shit.
- Get the fuck out of my car.Copy !req
381. Give me my shit.Copy !req
382. - Get the fuck out.
- OK, you know what?Copy !req
383. Get the fuck... Give me my fucking keys.Copy !req
384. - Nope.
- Not fucking funny goddamn it.Copy !req
385. Give me my fucking keys.Copy !req
386. Not fucking funny.Copy !req
387. You're not getting your fucking keys.Copy !req
388. - Give me...
- You're not getting these...Copy !req
389. Get off, get... Get the fuck off me.Copy !req
390. - Give me them fucking keys.
- No.Copy !req
391. What...Copy !req
392. You forget I got a dick, too.Copy !req
393. Come here.Copy !req
394. - Delee. Delila, Daphanie?
- Oh.Copy !req
395. Something starting with a D. Come on. D.Copy !req
396. - Oh, Dana.
- I guess that's it. Where is she?Copy !req
397. You know where they're at?Copy !req
398. A few days ago, she was at the Grand.Copy !req
399. - Off of Vermont.
- Classy!Copy !req
400. - Right? Simple.
- Sure.Copy !req
401. She comes back,
takes a piece of broccoli,Copy !req
402. eats it and was like...
"Oh, I don't think I like this."Copy !req
403. And I'm like, "You haven't even
eaten any food yet."Copy !req
404. So that was the beginning of it.Copy !req
405. - After lunch...
- You stay with her, okay.Copy !req
406. I stay with her, we go outside.Copy !req
407. Next door, to the coffee shop.Copy !req
408. I get Thai iced teas.Copy !req
409. And I put them down.Copy !req
410. - She drinks out of my straw.
- Nice.Copy !req
411. Just classy, huh?Copy !req
412. - Wait a minute.
- Oh, speaking of classy.Copy !req
413. - Nice, Oh, jeez.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
414. - Fucking Alexander.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
415. - Have you not worked with Alexander?
- No.Copy !req
416. - Please help me.
- Get off the car.Copy !req
417. - Off the fucking car.
- Get off me, help.Copy !req
418. Well, here is your chance,
if you want to go meet him.Copy !req
419. - Nice try.
- Please help. Help me, Officer.Copy !req
420. Alexandra, Alexandra.
It's enough, let him go.Copy !req
421. - What's going on?
- This lady just attacked me.Copy !req
422. - He owes me fucking money.
- Is it true?Copy !req
423. No, I don't even know her.Copy !req
424. I got out of my car and she attacked me.Copy !req
425. So a random woman just grabs you
and attacks you.Copy !req
426. - Yes.
- Yes.Copy !req
427. Check the pulse.Copy !req
428. Alexander.Copy !req
429. Girl, what the fuck?
You know I don't do that shit.Copy !req
430. I don't know. What's happening?Copy !req
431. - He owes me money.
- I don't owe you money.Copy !req
432. - Forty dollars.
- Forty dollars?Copy !req
433. I don't even know her.Copy !req
434. - Why does he owe you $40?
- He knows me very well.Copy !req
435. Ask him.Copy !req
436. Is that your green Passat?Copy !req
437. Yeah.Copy !req
438. Well we have seen you cruising around
for at least 45 minutes.Copy !req
439. - I...
- So you didn't just park itCopy !req
440. - and come down
- I just... I...Copy !req
441. Like ten minutes ago
I was driving around.Copy !req
442. - I was on the phone. I realized...
- I've seen it. You know what, sir?Copy !req
443. I shouldn't be talking
and driving the car.Copy !req
444. That's it. That's it.Copy !req
445. Why does he owe you money?Copy !req
446. We made a business transaction.Copy !req
447. A business transaction? OK.
This is what's gonna happen.Copy !req
448. It's Christmas Eve.
We'll all go our separate ways.Copy !req
449. Because I think that's a lot easier
than calling our familyCopy !req
450. and trying to explain why we have
to be bailed out of jail.Copy !req
451. What family?Copy !req
452. Yeah. We know.
You posted a lot at the center.Copy !req
453. Yes. At Mary's.Copy !req
454. - 7:00pm.
- 7:00.Copy !req
455. OK. Thank you girls. I'll see you there.Copy !req
456. No, no, no.Copy !req
457. - Can I help you?
- You working?Copy !req
458. - Are you a cop?
- No, no. Get in.Copy !req
459. Make a right, right here on Las Palmas.Copy !req
460. I like right here.Copy !req
461. No. It's really busy
on the streets today, so...Copy !req
462. Are you from around here?Copy !req
463. No.Copy !req
464. I haven't seen you before.Copy !req
465. You are beautiful.Copy !req
466. What about right here?Copy !req
467. No. The block is hot over here.Copy !req
468. There's a spot two blocks up.Copy !req
469. OK. To the left right here.Copy !req
470. So... It's so nice to see some
fresh faces out here.Copy !req
471. What's your name?Copy !req
472. It's whatever you want it to be.Copy !req
473. - Yeah?
- What... What can I help you with?Copy !req
474. You girls usually have some
exotic names.Copy !req
475. Selena.Copy !req
476. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
477. Where you from?Copy !req
478. Does it really matter where I'm from?Copy !req
479. You new? New in town?Copy !req
480. I'm from Santa Clarita.Copy !req
481. Can we do some French, please? Here.Copy !req
482. Cool?Copy !req
483. Are these real?Copy !req
484. Yeah, they're real.Copy !req
485. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
486. No, no, no. No, no, no. WaitCopy !req
487. I go down.Copy !req
488. Pull it out. Pull it out.Copy !req
489. Pull it out.Copy !req
490. What's wrong?Copy !req
491. What's wrong?Copy !req
492. - Is it tucked?
- Is it tucked?Copy !req
493. - What the fuck?
- What the fuck is this?Copy !req
494. It's a pussy.Copy !req
495. Get the fuck out of my car.Copy !req
496. Give me my money.
Where did you put my money?Copy !req
497. What the fuck is your problem, dude?Copy !req
498. Get the fuck out of my car.Copy !req
499. - That block you were hanging on?
- What a waste of my time.Copy !req
500. That's not for pussies.Copy !req
501. Alright? You shouldn't be there.Copy !req
502. - Fucking homo, man.
- Get out of my fucking car.Copy !req
503. - That's the wrong track for you.
- Fuck you, dude.Copy !req
504. Don't work that track.
Close the door. Close the door!Copy !req
505. Fuck you!Copy !req
506. Scotty? Scotty?Copy !req
507. What number is the party room?Copy !req
508. So, me and my sisters...Copy !req
509. Every weekend we would go down
to this skating rink,Copy !req
510. and every Friday night they
would have like a disco theme,Copy !req
511. but you would have to bring,
like, a guy...Copy !req
512. And could never find a guy to go with
me, so I had to dance with my sisters.Copy !req
513. Hold on.Copy !req
514. Yeah?Copy !req
515. Chester has any girls here?Copy !req
516. Maybe. And who are you?Copy !req
517. Does Chester have any girls here?Copy !req
518. - Who the fuck are you?
- Dana?Copy !req
519. - I'm not Dana
- No, no, no. I'm looking for Dana.Copy !req
520. There ain't no Dana here.Copy !req
521. Dinah?Copy !req
522. Oh, shit!Copy !req
523. What the fuck are you doing?
Get the fuck out!Copy !req
524. - Where's fucking Dinah?
- Who cares?Copy !req
525. - Get the fuck out.
- Where the fuck is Dinah?Copy !req
526. Where she at, girl?Copy !req
527. She's in there.
But you're not going in there.Copy !req
528. - Watch me, bitch!
- Get the fuck out!Copy !req
529. - Dinah! Dinah!
- Get the fuck out of here!Copy !req
530. That's where she's at!
She's fucking blonde!Copy !req
531. - Where's she at?
- Get the fuck out.Copy !req
532. She's in the bathroom! I'm sorry, guys!Copy !req
533. Dinah? Dinah?Copy !req
534. Fucking Dinah!Copy !req
535. Right here! In there!Copy !req
536. What? Hey! Hey!Copy !req
537. Who are you?Copy !req
538. What do you want?Copy !req
539. Oh, my God.Copy !req
540. Guys, shut the fuck up! Shut up!Copy !req
541. We have neighbors, alright?Copy !req
542. - I'm not getting kicked out.
- Is that crazy bitch coming back?Copy !req
543. She's not coming back.
That's what I'm telling you.Copy !req
544. She's not coming back.Copy !req
545. Girls, go! Go back in the other room!
Go! Go!Copy !req
546. I better get a freebie next time!Copy !req
547. No! You're not getting a freebie,
alright?Copy !req
548. Did you want me to call the cops?Copy !req
549. Yeah, genius.Copy !req
550. Let's get the whole precinct
down here, you motherfucker!Copy !req
551. You have the wrong person!Copy !req
552. What's your name?Copy !req
553. Dinah!Copy !req
554. Dinah, Dinah, Dinah, Dinah!Copy !req
555. Razmik!Copy !req
556. Hey! Alexandra, come here!Copy !req
557. I'm so fucking happy to see you today.Copy !req
558. Oh, my God. You will not believe
what I have been through!Copy !req
559. What happened? Get in.Copy !req
560. What a sight for sore eyes!Copy !req
561. Thanks for helping, you motherfucker!Copy !req
562. - Hurry up! Come on!
- Ow!Copy !req
563. This is like the second time
this month that this happened to me.Copy !req
564. I'm tired of being fucking nice
to people.Copy !req
565. I've got some money for you.
Don't worry, man.Copy !req
566. I think this is becoming
our favorite spot.Copy !req
567. Yeah.Copy !req
568. - Hi.
- Just the wash.Copy !req
569. I don't know what's going on
with your man,Copy !req
570. but it has nothing to do with me!Copy !req
571. Who are you talking about?Copy !req
572. Fucking name? You want a fucking name?Copy !req
573. How about a fucking name?Copy !req
574. You know what you're going
to get from me?Copy !req
575. Me, you and him are gonna have
a little sit down, a little chit-chatCopy !req
576. about what's really fucking going on.Copy !req
577. Who the fuck is him?Copy !req
578. I got eight dates a day! Just tell me...Copy !req
579. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
580. You didn't have to do this.Copy !req
581. Yes, I did.Copy !req
582. What's that?Copy !req
583. My performance.
It's going to be at 7:00.Copy !req
584. All of my favorite people
are going to be there.Copy !req
585. Miss Sin-Dee. And Miss Dani...Copy !req
586. Wait. Wait. Sin-Dee? Which Sin-Dee?Copy !req
587. Sin-Dee Rella.Copy !req
588. Looks like someone has a crush.Copy !req
589. Sin-Dee's back on the block?Copy !req
590. Oh, yeah. She's back.
She's back and she's going hard.Copy !req
591. - Come here!
- Fuck you!Copy !req
592. See you later on tonight. I have to go.Copy !req
593. - Bye.
- OK. Take care.Copy !req
594. Say you're not gonna run away
on me again!Copy !req
595. Not gonna run away.Copy !req
596. All right. We're in agreement.Copy !req
597. Bring your fucking ass.Copy !req
598. She's getting skinnier and skinnier.Copy !req
599. Everyone comes to America and gets fat.Copy !req
600. Even I gained weight.Copy !req
601. But this girl gets skinnier.Copy !req
602. I don't gain or lose.Copy !req
603. You always weigh the same.Copy !req
604. Mom, I'm sorry. I spilled a little bit.Copy !req
605. Where are the fruits? Fruits.Copy !req
606. Coming right up.Copy !req
607. She loves that dog.Copy !req
608. She loves that dog very much.Copy !req
609. I don't like dogs.Copy !req
610. Maybe I'll get used to it.Copy !req
611. Everything requires getting used to.Copy !req
612. You'll get used to a lot more than that.Copy !req
613. Again you want to smoke?Copy !req
614. Eat something. Please help yourself.Copy !req
615. How are you, Razmik?Copy !req
616. Good. How are you?Copy !req
617. Good. Thank God.Copy !req
618. How is Ashot?Copy !req
619. Good. He's growing old... With me.Copy !req
620. Any business out there today?Copy !req
621. Let her grow up a little
and then Yeva can start working also.Copy !req
622. Well, I came here to help
with the child so they can work.Copy !req
623. That's the right thing to do.Copy !req
624. That's what grandmothers are for.Copy !req
625. So they can help take care
of my sweetie pie.Copy !req
626. Ashken, she looks like you.Copy !req
627. No, she looks more like Razmik.Copy !req
628. Especially her smile.Copy !req
629. Come here, sweetie.Copy !req
630. Come and sit with Daddy.Copy !req
631. Come on!Copy !req
632. Shut the fuck up!
What are you crying for?Copy !req
633. Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
634. Get your fucking ass in here!Copy !req
635. Hello! Where is he at?
Where's your fucking friend?Copy !req
636. Is this the person you
were talking about?Copy !req
637. You need to help me! Call Chester!Copy !req
638. You gotta call Chester!Copy !req
639. What have you done to her?Copy !req
640. Yeah, Chester! Where's Chester?Copy !req
641. Chester's not gonna be cool
with this shit!Copy !req
642. You know Chester?Copy !req
643. Yes, I know Chester!Copy !req
644. Why me? What did I do?Copy !req
645. You gotta get her the fuck out of here!Copy !req
646. Shut the fuck up! Where's Chester?Copy !req
647. I'm not leaving unless
you tell me where he is...Copy !req
648. Calm down! He's at Donut Time!Copy !req
649. At Donut Time! Great!Copy !req
650. Hold on, hold on, hold on!Copy !req
651. Alright. When you see him, could you
kinda not tell him that I'm the oneCopy !req
652. that kinda told you that he was there?Copy !req
653. Time to make the donuts, bitch.Copy !req
654. Fuck up!Copy !req
655. You know what?
I want to see Chester right now!Copy !req
656. I can't wait to see that motherfucker!Copy !req
657. He doesn't like you. You aren't special.Copy !req
658. I know I ain't special,Copy !req
659. but I'm his bottom bitch
for the last two weeks, bitch!Copy !req
660. And when he finds out what the hell
you been doing to me,Copy !req
661. I swear to God, he's going to rip
that cheap ass wig off your headCopy !req
662. and shove it up your
fucking gaping asshole!Copy !req
663. You might be his bottom bitch, but
I'm his girlfriend, you fucking whore!Copy !req
664. Oh, my fucking God!Copy !req
665. You're Chester's girlfriend?
Is that what you fucking think?Copy !req
666. Chester's got a lot
of motherfucking girlfriendsCopy !req
667. and you are definitely not one of them!Copy !req
668. What the fuck do I look like?Copy !req
669. Like y'all niggas are going
to Red Lobster and shit!Copy !req
670. Oh, this my boyfriend!Copy !req
671. You are so mad pathetic right now!Copy !req
672. You're like home like waiting
for him to call and shit.Copy !req
673. That's sad. That's fucking sad.Copy !req
674. I'm getting dragged around
this fucking city is not as sadCopy !req
675. as you sitting home thinking your
Chester's motherfucking girlfriend!Copy !req
676. I'mma perform. Don't worry.Copy !req
677. It's gonna blow your fucking mind.Copy !req
678. Getting my fucking hair thing.
Is that OK with you?Copy !req
679. Girlfriend.Copy !req
680. Shit. Fucking pathetic.Copy !req
681. Girlfriend.Copy !req
682. What time is it?
What fucking time is it?Copy !req
683. What time is it?Copy !req
684. Fuck!Copy !req
685. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck.Copy !req
686. I'm gonna put Kool-Aid on.
That's gonna be it.Copy !req
687. She goes on forever.
You know she goes on forever.Copy !req
688. We're at Donut Time, fucking retard!Copy !req
689. We've got something else to do first.Copy !req
690. - They'll be here.
- Your fans are not here.Copy !req
691. Alright, Miss Crawford?Copy !req
692. You're going with me.
You've got no fucking choice, OK?Copy !req
693. Is it a double date with Chester?Copy !req
694. 'Cause I would really fucking love that.Copy !req
695. Come on, we're buddies now.
We're buddies. We suck the same cock.Copy !req
696. How much you cost?
How much can I buy you for, huh?Copy !req
697. How much you take me out for out there?Copy !req
698. Look at your nasty clothes.
You couldn't afford it.Copy !req
699. My nasty clothes?Copy !req
700. What's this? Tricks 'R Us?Copy !req
701. Listen, sweetheart, I'm bumping you.Copy !req
702. Next year, OK?Copy !req
703. Come on. Move your ass.Copy !req
704. Ali, girl! Alexandra, girl!
I'm here, girl!Copy !req
705. I'm tired, let's go! I didn't think
I was gonna make it here on time!Copy !req
706. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
707. Girl, how late am I? I'm thinking
I'm five minutes late, right?Copy !req
708. What did you do to her?Copy !req
709. Don't worry about her.
You gotta go on stage. Come on!Copy !req
710. OK.Copy !req
711. Look. My friends are here.Copy !req
712. Come on. Just come on.Copy !req
713. How you doing?Copy !req
714. This one has one shoe!Copy !req
715. She's from the hills. She hillbilly.
Come on, girl!Copy !req
716. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
717. Good to see you.Copy !req
718. Come here, baby.Copy !req
719. Has she eaten?Copy !req
720. She doesn't eat this kind of food.
I will feed her later.Copy !req
721. Let's toast to the head
of this household.Copy !req
722. All the best to you and your family.Copy !req
723. Thank you. Wishing you the same.Copy !req
724. To your health.Copy !req
725. Ashken, you have a great son-in-law.Copy !req
726. He's great but he gets tired too much.Copy !req
727. I don't know what the fuck
I'm gonna do with this hair.Copy !req
728. It's super straight
like those fucking Asian hos.Copy !req
729. Is that how you like it?Copy !req
730. Yeah. Sometimes. But not all the time.Copy !req
731. It don't have to always be like that.
Let me do this.Copy !req
732. Yeah. Fix your face. Fix that mug.
That's what everybody is looking at.Copy !req
733. - I need to get these eyebrows done.
- Yes, you do.Copy !req
734. You know... Why did you bring her here?Copy !req
735. Fuck her. We ain't worried about her.Copy !req
736. She ain't nobody. Today's about you.Copy !req
737. Why you so up on her anyways?
With that fucked up face of yours.Copy !req
738. Look at her!Copy !req
739. You didn't have to Chris Brown
the bitch!Copy !req
740. I told you what I had to do today.
You act like I was playing.Copy !req
741. You know when I say shit,
I mean it, girl.Copy !req
742. You wanna go onstage looking like this?Copy !req
743. What, exactly, are you implying?Copy !req
744. I imply that you use some of my eye.
And let me do what I need to do.Copy !req
745. Do you want my help or not?Copy !req
746. Your highlight's all fucked off, girl.Copy !req
747. You need to learn how to blend.Copy !req
748. Your chestnuts are roasting on
the bottom of your chinny-chin-chin.Copy !req
749. What exactly are you doing to my face?Copy !req
750. Trying to make you look better
than what you looked like before.Copy !req
751. You tried it.Copy !req
752. Yo.Copy !req
753. - I'm just... I'm so over it.
- Yo!Copy !req
754. I don't even know what to do.Copy !req
755. - Yo!
- Bitch, what the fuck you want?Copy !req
756. Finish your own make-up.
You know how I taught you:Copy !req
757. Highlight, highlight, highlight,
contour.Copy !req
758. Blush, blemish, bomb, bam!Copy !req
759. Just stay over there.
I don't want to smell that shit!Copy !req
760. I'm trying to enjoy it in peace, please.
I had a stressful day today.Copy !req
761. Come on! Yo. That's my shit.Copy !req
762. It's my pipe.Copy !req
763. I can feel it.Copy !req
764. Oh, girl, hit her. Hit her.Copy !req
765. She's smoking' up.Copy !req
766. You gonna bring this bitch here,
and now you smoking this shit!Copy !req
767. Where the fuck is the red lip gloss?Copy !req
768. Girl, you seen it. I know you did.Copy !req
769. That's for real...Copy !req
770. Chester took it.Copy !req
771. Took it like a champ.Copy !req
772. Let me tell you,
Chester is a natural born sailor.Copy !req
773. If you trying to upset me
it's not gonna work.Copy !req
774. I give zero fucks about you and Chester.Copy !req
775. Oh, bra! He was all he could be
when he joined my Navy!Copy !req
776. Does your friend ever shut up?Copy !req
777. No. That bitch been talking
ever since I met her.Copy !req
778. ToylandCopy !req
779. ToylandCopy !req
780. Little girlCopy !req
781. and boy landCopy !req
782. While you dwell within itCopy !req
783. You are ever happy thereCopy !req
784. Childhood's joylandCopy !req
785. Mystic, merryCopy !req
786. ToylandCopy !req
787. Once you pass its bordersCopy !req
788. - Can I get you ladies something to drink?
- Yes.Copy !req
789. No, she broke. She ain't got no money.Copy !req
790. AgainCopy !req
791. - Do you want a drink?
- Yes!Copy !req
792. - I'll bring you some water.
- Is it free?Copy !req
793. Yes. Water is free.Copy !req
794. Childhood's joylandCopy !req
795. Mystic, merry, ToylandCopy !req
796. Once you pass its bordersCopy !req
797. You can ne'erCopy !req
798. return again.Copy !req
799. Whoo! Yeah!Copy !req
800. - Thank you.
- Go Alexandra, girl!Copy !req
801. - Thank you, everyone.
- Everybody clap!Copy !req
802. Clap! Clap for her!Copy !req
803. Thank you.Copy !req
804. Girl, that's right. She did that.
Yes! She did that.Copy !req
805. This next one is one of my favorites.Copy !req
806. I hope it's one of yours.Copy !req
807. Shit. I need some more
of that shit, girl.Copy !req
808. Yeah, let's go.Copy !req
809. I'm going to go to work.Copy !req
810. Now?Copy !req
811. Yes, I didn't earn a penny today.Copy !req
812. But we're eating.Copy !req
813. - So what?
- It's Christmas Eve.Copy !req
814. So what?Copy !req
815. I have no patience for her.
Make sure she doesn't make a fuss.Copy !req
816. I'll take care of it.Copy !req
817. Forgive me, but I have to go to work.Copy !req
818. What do you mean you have to leave?
You just got home.Copy !req
819. I haven't made a penny today.
I'm going to work for a few hours.Copy !req
820. It's Christmas and I have guests.Copy !req
821. It's okay, Mom.Copy !req
822. It's okay. You don't have
to make money today.Copy !req
823. It's Christmas.Copy !req
824. What do you mean?Copy !req
825. If I don't make money, how do we live?Copy !req
826. - It's okay, Mom.
- It's Christmas Eve.Copy !req
827. Christmas is for Americans.
For us, it's another work day.Copy !req
828. You live in America now.Copy !req
829. Can you please tell her
to close her mouth, please?Copy !req
830. I'm not in the mood for this.Copy !req
831. What did he say?Copy !req
832. Yeva, what did he say?Copy !req
833. He said he must go.Copy !req
834. He speaks English
but he doesn't celebrate Christmas.Copy !req
835. He should have stayed home tonight.Copy !req
836. I know but his real Christmas
is on the 6th.Copy !req
837. Today isn't his real Christmas.Copy !req
838. He was the only man at the table.Copy !req
839. He was pouring us cognac.
Now we have to pour it ourselves.Copy !req
840. Mom, he's the only one working
and supporting this household.Copy !req
841. Let's not let this ruin our night.Copy !req
842. Hey! It's that guy!Copy !req
843. - Bye!
- Thank you so much.Copy !req
844. Okay.Copy !req
845. You did good, girl.
You sound good tonight, girl.Copy !req
846. She sound good, right?
She sound good, girl.Copy !req
847. Tell her she sound good.Copy !req
848. I mean... you did sing and you sang...Copy !req
849. Alright, I'm going to keep it real
with you right now.Copy !req
850. This is not critical,
this is not anything like rude,Copy !req
851. this is just being real with you...Copy !req
852. Honestly, it sounded a little old.
Like, it didn't sound like new music.Copy !req
853. It sounded like something I'd hear
like a long time ago,Copy !req
854. know what I'm saying? It's like...Copy !req
855. Like I know... Where I'm coming from is
I know a lot about the music industry.Copy !req
856. I know a lot of people
in the music industry.Copy !req
857. I myself sing.Copy !req
858. - Hello, sir.
- Hey.Copy !req
859. Do you know if this is still going on?Copy !req
860. Oh, look at this. That's cute.
No, she's gone.Copy !req
861. She was up. She was on. She's done.Copy !req
862. She left.Copy !req
863. She was with a friend
and her name is Sin-Dee.Copy !req
864. Oh, the train wreck
and the hot mess. Yeah.Copy !req
865. They left?Copy !req
866. What do you mean they left?
Yeah, they're gone.Copy !req
867. The cool thing is though, I mean,
look, you played in a club...Copy !req
868. you got people paying you
to play in a club.Copy !req
869. I mean, that's pretty cool.Copy !req
870. What?Copy !req
871. You don't want to talk about
how much you got?Copy !req
872. She don't want to tell me
how much she got paid.Copy !req
873. - How much did you get paid?
- Girl, she didn't get paid, girl.Copy !req
874. - She paid to sing, girl.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
875. I don't even understand
what you talking about.Copy !req
876. I can hear you.Copy !req
877. You paid... Wait.
You paid them to let you sing?Copy !req
878. That's... That's sad. Hold up.Copy !req
879. So you gave them 20 bucks and said,
"Let me sing a Christmas song?"Copy !req
880. Girl, stop, it's not like you could
do any better anyway, girl.Copy !req
881. Mother, I'm not discussing this.Copy !req
882. I'm your mother.
If I don't talk about it, who will?Copy !req
883. Mother, stop.Copy !req
884. I'm not cleaning up. I'm going to bed.Copy !req
885. Come on. Come on, girl. We're here.Copy !req
886. Hey, look who's back. Hi, baby.Copy !req
887. - I don't have time for this shit.
- Don't be a bitch about it.Copy !req
888. Yeah, you're cute.
I love your sweater, your fake purse.Copy !req
889. What is wrong with you?
Are you on something?Copy !req
890. Yes. I'm on. I'm gonna kick your
fucking ass if you talk to me again.Copy !req
891. She's been out of jail for 24 hours,
she's already causing drama.Copy !req
892. Drama!Copy !req
893. You two, stay your asses here
until I come get you.Copy !req
894. Alexandra, you better watch her,
and don't move your black ass.Copy !req
895. Girl, where you been?Copy !req
896. Chester.Copy !req
897. I thought they let your ass out at noon.Copy !req
898. Where you been all day?Copy !req
899. What? Sin-Sin, sit your ass down.Copy !req
900. You know, you could have at least
had the decency to come pick me up.Copy !req
901. Who the fuck am I gonna get
to come pick you up?Copy !req
902. You know, I got Nash working on Vermont.Copy !req
903. I got Ty on the West Side, right?Copy !req
904. I mean I be running around
taking care of business and shit,Copy !req
905. doing what I do all day.
You know, running this shit.Copy !req
906. And then, fuckin', it's...Copy !req
907. On top of that
it's motherfucking Christmas Eve.Copy !req
908. You know how these motherfuckers get...Copy !req
909. They like, fucking wanna get their
last minute shopping in and shit.Copy !req
910. I had two dollars. Two dollars.
You know what I spent it on?Copy !req
911. - What?
- The bus and a donut.Copy !req
912. Sin-Sin. Sit your ass down.Copy !req
913. It don't matter, we here now. Sit down.Copy !req
914. Did you at least get me
a Christmas present?Copy !req
915. Well, I mean, like, like yeah...Copy !req
916. Like I get... our gift is like me
fucking running shit,Copy !req
917. like saving money, like, 'cause
I knew you was getting out today.Copy !req
918. I was gonna surprise you.Copy !req
919. Was gonna take you to Roscoe's tomorrowCopy !req
920. for maybe like a fucking, like,
a nice Christmas dinner and shit.Copy !req
921. Like, I thought that'd be special.Copy !req
922. What?Copy !req
923. You know, I feel you. But I got you one.Copy !req
924. I think you're gonna like it.Copy !req
925. And I'm gonna get it for you
right now. Hold on...Copy !req
926. Where the fuck are you going?Copy !req
927. Oh, what the fuck is this shit?Copy !req
928. - Fuck her! Fuck her now! Fuck her!
- Come on, man.Copy !req
929. You wanna fuck her
in front of everybody, right?Copy !req
930. Fuck her, come on! Fuck her!
This is what you want?Copy !req
931. Alright, alright, alright!Copy !req
932. Twenty eight motherfucking days and
you're out here cheating on me with fish?Copy !req
933. - I did not cheat on you.
- You're a fucking liar!Copy !req
934. - Alright!
- Everybody on the goddamn blockCopy !req
935. - knew about it but me.
- Hey! I'm gonna call the cop!Copy !req
936. You want me to call the cop?Copy !req
937. Mamasan, I'm sorry. I'm gonna chill
these motherfuckers out.Copy !req
938. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
939. Are you Armenian?Copy !req
940. Yeah.Copy !req
941. - What's your name, son?
- Karo.Copy !req
942. Karo, do you know Razmik?Copy !req
943. Which Razmik?Copy !req
944. Razmik Simonian.
He is one of your drivers.Copy !req
945. Yes. Of course. I know him very well.Copy !req
946. I need you to take me to him
right away. Please.Copy !req
947. Where do you think he might be?Copy !req
948. I am his mother-in-law.Copy !req
949. Oh. He should be around
the West Hollywood area.Copy !req
950. I will find him for you.Copy !req
951. Razmik? Razmik? Where is your location?Copy !req
952. Razmik is not working tonight.Copy !req
953. I knew it.
I told her he is not going to work.Copy !req
954. What is the matter, Auntie?Copy !req
955. How well do you know my son-in-law?Copy !req
956. Mom?Copy !req
957. We will find him but we may drive
all night. Okay?Copy !req
958. Yes, drive. It's okay.Copy !req
959. This thing busts in and drags me
out by my hair, tries to beat my ass,Copy !req
960. then she took me to some
boring-ass drag queen show.Copy !req
961. I ain't no motherfucking drag queen!Copy !req
962. I'm losing sympathy for you
by the minute.Copy !req
963. Hold up. This motherfucking commotion,Copy !req
964. this is all that shit
at The Grand was about?Copy !req
965. - This bullshit right here?
- Merry Christmas.Copy !req
966. - Yo, I thought that was a bust.
- Jesus fucking Christ.Copy !req
967. Hold up, listen.Copy !req
968. I don't give no kinds of shit
about this bitch, alright, alright?Copy !req
969. But please, please tell me
you didn't lay a hand on Jillian?Copy !req
970. Please tell me you didn't
go crazy on her?Copy !req
971. Why would I lay a hand on Jillian?
It's not like your fucking Jillian...Copy !req
972. You're fucking Jillian too, aren't you?Copy !req
973. Alright! Listen, hold on.
I'm gonna have to fuck her up now too!Copy !req
974. Calm down. There's been some sort
of misunderstanding here, alright?Copy !req
975. Who's name you see tattooed here? Huh?Copy !req
976. What's that say? What's that name say?Copy !req
977. What's that name say? That's your name.Copy !req
978. Hey, Mamasan! Come here
and read this motherfucker.Copy !req
979. What's this say?Copy !req
980. You know, you piss me the fuck off
sometimes, Chester!Copy !req
981. Hey, what's this say?Copy !req
982. This motherfucker
don't say Dana, does it?Copy !req
983. It's Dinah!Copy !req
984. Alright, I don't give a fuck what
her motherfucking name is, alright,Copy !req
985. but Boo... you have got to get
ahold of yourself, okay?Copy !req
986. You be tripping.Copy !req
987. Alright? Hey look at me, look...
Who's your man?Copy !req
988. Who's heart beats for you? This heart.Copy !req
989. Who's your man?
I'm your motherfucking fiancéCopy !req
990. and you can't be acting
this motherfucking crazy.Copy !req
991. Did you just say fiancé?Copy !req
992. - What?
- You two are getting married?Copy !req
993. You just went from half fag to full fag!Copy !req
994. - Alright...
- Get your life!Copy !req
995. Shut the fuck up. Come here.
Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
996. Shut the fuck up. Shut up.Copy !req
997. They said you was legit,
they didn't say you was a legit homo.Copy !req
998. Shut the fuck up, bitch.Copy !req
999. You talk when I tell you
to motherfucking talk.Copy !req
1000. Did he just say
you were getting married?Copy !req
1001. Yes, I proposed right before
she got herself arrested.Copy !req
1002. Before I got myself arrested?Copy !req
1003. Actually you got me arrested when you
asked me to hold your teener in my weave.Copy !req
1004. You're like, 'Oh, Sin-Dee, the cops
are coming,Copy !req
1005. - why don't you hold my teener..."
- Are you fucking serious?Copy !req
1006. "I'll propose to you, we'll get married.Copy !req
1007. It'll be a pretty thing!"Copy !req
1008. Listen, listen, listen. I can't be
getting popped on that shit,Copy !req
1009. for you it's just holding,
for me it's intent to distribute.Copy !req
1010. Oh, my God, that is not the T.Copy !req
1011. This right here,
is this what you fucking want?Copy !req
1012. Okay, okay, okay. Listen, listen.
You gotta lower your voice,Copy !req
1013. they are gonna kick our
fucking stupid asses out of here.Copy !req
1014. Mamasan, I'm sorry, I'm gonna chill
these motherfuckers out.Copy !req
1015. - Stop yelling!
- Okay.Copy !req
1016. This is a business!Copy !req
1017. Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna buy
some donuts. Alright.Copy !req
1018. I'm gonna buy some donuts,Copy !req
1019. and then the three of us
are gonna fuckin' chill. Chill.Copy !req
1020. This weather in LA doesn't help
to set the holiday mood.Copy !req
1021. There's no Christmas without snow.Copy !req
1022. Christmas is Christmas
regardless of the weather.Copy !req
1023. Feels fake.Copy !req
1024. Los Angeles
is a beautifully wrapped lie.Copy !req
1025. Agree to disagree.Copy !req
1026. I'm learning English.Copy !req
1027. - Mamasan, I like your hair.
- Alright.Copy !req
1028. What do you want? Hurry up.Copy !req
1029. - Do you have watermelon flavor?
- No.Copy !req
1030. Don't you think we should be
getting the Christmas donuts?Copy !req
1031. I mean it's motherfucking Christmas Eve.
Like, let's celebrate.Copy !req
1032. Mamasan, does your husband
ever cheat on you?Copy !req
1033. - Who's gonna marry her smiling ass?
- The one who order her offline.Copy !req
1034. - Look how happy she is.
- Hurry up, I have another costumer.Copy !req
1035. - OK.
- What do you want?Copy !req
1036. Can you come here a second?
Just one second.Copy !req
1037. - Hey, baby, how's it going?
- Hey. How are ya?Copy !req
1038. I'm wonderful. Are you ready for me?Copy !req
1039. Listen, have you seen Sin-Dee tonight?Copy !req
1040. Yeah, I've seen her, baby,
she's involved in some drama,Copy !req
1041. but I'm right here.Copy !req
1042. No, no, I really need to find her,
do you know where she's at?Copy !req
1043. Yeah. I know.Copy !req
1044. And?Copy !req
1045. And I know I need a cheeseburger.Copy !req
1046. Jesus fucking Christ.Copy !req
1047. Here, this is your cheeseburger.Copy !req
1048. And some French fries.Copy !req
1049. Where is she?Copy !req
1050. Give me that money back.Copy !req
1051. Here, I'm gonna give you this.
Where is she?Copy !req
1052. She's at Donut Time.Copy !req
1053. - Big spender.
- Go fuck yourself.Copy !req
1054. At the Long Beach Barbeque Festival,Copy !req
1055. you said I was the only girl
you ever truly loved.Copy !req
1056. That's true.Copy !req
1057. You know, people who love people,
don't go fucking other people, Chester.Copy !req
1058. Shit, I did not motherfucking
cheat on you.Copy !req
1059. I'm a businessman, alright?
I move product.Copy !req
1060. That's what I do. Alright, sometimes
I gotta test the merch is all.Copy !req
1061. - How many times did he fuck you?
- Don't answer that.Copy !req
1062. - How many times?
- He fucked me plenty, okay?Copy !req
1063. - How many?
- What is fucking wrong with you?Copy !req
1064. Ten? Like, I never had a pimp
who didn't fuck me.Copy !req
1065. So you had to check
your merchandise ten times, Chester?Copy !req
1066. Alright, listen.
Not another word from you.Copy !req
1067. You shut your fucking mouth.Copy !req
1068. Twenty eight days and you mean to tell me
nobody was taking care of you? Nobody?Copy !req
1069. - Nobody.
- Nobody?Copy !req
1070. Nope.Copy !req
1071. Auntie, are you sure you want
to keep looking?Copy !req
1072. What was your name again?Copy !req
1073. Karo.Copy !req
1074. Karo, please don't waste my time.
Take me to Razmik.Copy !req
1075. Chester, I was at Twin Towers,
not fucking Wasco State Prison.Copy !req
1076. You really do have a crush, don't you?Copy !req
1077. Hi, Rizuku!Copy !req
1078. Okay, I will take you to your son-in-law.
But do you know why?Copy !req
1079. Because he has to understand that
even if he does not respect himself...Copy !req
1080. he must respect his family.Copy !req
1081. Shit floats to the surface.Copy !req
1082. Sit your ass fucking down. No, no, man.Copy !req
1083. She ain't fucking available.Copy !req
1084. She with me right now.
She ain't fucking working.Copy !req
1085. We'll be real quick, just 15 minutes.Copy !req
1086. Yeah, puppy. Just 15 minutes.Copy !req
1087. Who are you?Copy !req
1088. Nigga, who the fuck are you?
I'm her motherfucking fiancé.Copy !req
1089. Bounce, motherfucker!Copy !req
1090. You retired? I didn't know you retired.Copy !req
1091. - Yes, she fucking retired.
- Why didn't you tell me you retired?Copy !req
1092. Maybe I am available.
Maybe it'll be a freebie.Copy !req
1093. - My cheating fiancé shouldn't mind.
- Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
1094. Have you ever been to Santa Monica
and Highland?Copy !req
1095. Oh, I don't remember.Copy !req
1096. You will remember.Copy !req
1097. Yo, yo, yo, listen. I got a query.
You married, right?Copy !req
1098. Nigga, you got a fucking wife.
I know you do.Copy !req
1099. Yeah.Copy !req
1100. Yeah. So, when you be
fucking my bitches,Copy !req
1101. you don't consider it cheating, do you?Copy !req
1102. I'm paying for it.
It's not like we're getting married.Copy !req
1103. Oh, you see?
That's the shit right there.Copy !req
1104. - That's what I'm talking about.
- You didn't pay for it, Chester!Copy !req
1105. He's lucky he's in America.
Imagine if he was in Armenia.Copy !req
1106. Are you available?Copy !req
1107. I don't think she gots
what you want, Ra-Ra.Copy !req
1108. Nigga, come here. Let me talk to you.Copy !req
1109. There's his cab. Should I stop here?Copy !req
1110. Stop. Stop. Stop.Copy !req
1111. Stop right here.Copy !req
1112. Cause I'm feeling fucking generous,Copy !req
1113. I have motherfucking holiday spiritCopy !req
1114. alright, nigga,
I'm gonna get you Pinkberry.Copy !req
1115. You ever hear of Pinkberry?
Oh, man, trust me.Copy !req
1116. You know what? It's okay.Copy !req
1117. I don't need money.Copy !req
1118. Merry motherfucking Christmas,
you know what I'm saying?Copy !req
1119. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
1120. Happy New Year.Copy !req
1121. Razmik!Copy !req
1122. That is a cute-ass blouse.Copy !req
1123. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1124. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1125. - I don't understand.
- You said you were going to work.Copy !req
1126. I am at work. I'm getting coffee.Copy !req
1127. Girl, she shopped
at the same store you shopped at!Copy !req
1128. Did Yeva bring you here? Is she here?Copy !req
1129. No, Yeva did not. Karo brought me here.Copy !req
1130. But she wore it better, bitch!Copy !req
1131. Nobody asked you, bitch.Copy !req
1132. I'm not going anywhere
until I get an explanation.Copy !req
1133. Who are these people?Copy !req
1134. These are just regular people.
Come on, let's go home.Copy !req
1135. I said I'm not going to go anywhere.Copy !req
1136. Now you got her talking
to him in Chinese!Copy !req
1137. This is funny!Copy !req
1138. Oh, I see... you are smoking
marijuana with these people.Copy !req
1139. Oh, my God, what are you talking about?Copy !req
1140. If she's talking about me,
I'll fuck her up.Copy !req
1141. She thinks I'm doing drugs.
Can you please tell her I don't do drugs?Copy !req
1142. - No, he don't do my drugs.
- You see?Copy !req
1143. He just fuck all these bitches.
He fuck my bitches.Copy !req
1144. - Are you crazy?
- Prostitution?Copy !req
1145. No!Copy !req
1146. How do you say that shit in Russian?
Oh... prostituke!Copy !req
1147. You have to stop starting shit.Copy !req
1148. Oh, these are prostitutes.
These are prostitutes.Copy !req
1149. She called me a nick niggy, girl!Copy !req
1150. Ashken, let me explain.Copy !req
1151. Oh, my God... these are men.Copy !req
1152. Oh, my God... these are men.Copy !req
1153. - Wait till you find out about...
- Will you stop over there!Copy !req
1154. Oh, dear Lord,
my heart is going to stop.Copy !req
1155. Will you stop?Copy !req
1156. I'm going to have a heart attack.Copy !req
1157. I can't have your wife dying up in here.Copy !req
1158. Shit, she dying, yo!Copy !req
1159. You gotta tell her I don't know you.
This is my mother-in-law.Copy !req
1160. Motherfucker, I don't know you.
I don't know that bitch either!Copy !req
1161. Mister Chester!Copy !req
1162. Hold on! She calling the police!Copy !req
1163. Yeva, come to the corner of Santa Monica
and Highland. Donut shop.Copy !req
1164. She's calling the police!
Your name is Tyrone and I'm Billy!Copy !req
1165. They ain't never gonna find us!Copy !req
1166. Your husband is with gay prostitutes.Copy !req
1167. Corner of Santa Monica and Highland.Copy !req
1168. Tell that bitch do not call the cops!Copy !req
1169. Done! Done!Copy !req
1170. See what you did?Copy !req
1171. Oh, shit. Who's shit is this?
This isn't mine, this is good.Copy !req
1172. Ashken, listen to me. Let's go home.Copy !req
1173. Don't touch me.Copy !req
1174. What do you mean "don't touch me"?
Why did you come here?Copy !req
1175. Hey, there is no fighting in here.Copy !req
1176. - C'mon, get up.
- Don't touch me.Copy !req
1177. He hurting you?
I can call the police if he...Copy !req
1178. No, no, no. I'm not hurting her.Copy !req
1179. This is my mother-in-law.
She's just a little bit crazy.Copy !req
1180. No cops, please.Copy !req
1181. - Did you hear what she said?
- Razmik!Copy !req
1182. "Oh, how was the performance,
Alexandra?"Copy !req
1183. "Oh, it was great. Thanks for asking."Copy !req
1184. You think the government doesn't know
about aliens and spaceships and shit?Copy !req
1185. You think they not keeping it
a secret from us?Copy !req
1186. - Exactly. That's cool.
- That's right. I'm with this bitch.Copy !req
1187. - I know you're with that bitch.
- Not like that.Copy !req
1188. You are embarrassing me.Copy !req
1189. No, you are embarrassing us.Copy !req
1190. C'mon, get up.Copy !req
1191. What do you want from us?
Don't you feel sorry for my daughter?Copy !req
1192. So did Mr. Falafel have a big dick?Copy !req
1193. What? Spit it out.Copy !req
1194. I didn't. I swallowed it.Copy !req
1195. I know... I...
I fucking set that one up, didn't I?Copy !req
1196. She's going to call the police.Copy !req
1197. In front of all these people,
I'm going to rip your mask off.Copy !req
1198. Listen to me. Get up. Let's go.Copy !req
1199. I'm going to find out
what you are doing here.Copy !req
1200. Razmik?Copy !req
1201. Are you people totally insane?
Why did you bring the baby here?Copy !req
1202. Mom, what's going on here?Copy !req
1203. Your husband is a dog. Dog.Copy !req
1204. Mom, what's going on with you?Copy !req
1205. You think I don't know?
I check your bank statements...Copy !req
1206. Every night he withdraws cash
from your account...Copy !req
1207. What does he spend it on? Them.Copy !req
1208. This is embarrassing. Please.
Let's go home.Copy !req
1209. Mom, why are you getting involved
in my family's affairs?Copy !req
1210. It's none of your business.Copy !req
1211. You can pretend to be blind
but I cannot.Copy !req
1212. Get up. We're going home.Copy !req
1213. I'm not going to allow him
to get away with this.Copy !req
1214. - You see that? You see that?
- Sin-Dee, leave them alone.Copy !req
1215. Help me out, sister...Copy !req
1216. When your husband goes out
and buys a girl like me,Copy !req
1217. do you consider that cheating?Copy !req
1218. Sin-Dee, can you please
not talk to my wife.Copy !req
1219. - Sin-Dee, please...
- Get your hands off her.Copy !req
1220. You even know their names? Oh, my God.Copy !req
1221. - No, let's go.
- Of course he knows my name!Copy !req
1222. Say my name, say my nameCopy !req
1223. Yo, you're the bitch they threw out!Copy !req
1224. Shut your ass up, girl!Copy !req
1225. What is the prostitute saying to you?Copy !req
1226. These are the type of hoes you like?
Dumbass hoes like this?Copy !req
1227. He comes home every night smelling like
cheap perfume and you don't say anything.Copy !req
1228. I know my husband well enough.
Come on, let's go.Copy !req
1229. You think you know him? You are blind.Copy !req
1230. Razmik, why?Copy !req
1231. Why what? What? She's been trying
to destroy our family from day one.Copy !req
1232. No, you are.Copy !req
1233. Razmik, just apologize to the bitch.Copy !req
1234. Don't be a pussy, yo.
Do not apologize for shit, yo!Copy !req
1235. Shut up and get out
of our business, okay?Copy !req
1236. That's right, Ra-Ra.
You should apologizeCopy !req
1237. for taking her to
a fucked up hairdresser.Copy !req
1238. Oh, that's catty, bitch.Copy !req
1239. What is the prostitute saying to you?Copy !req
1240. Razmik supports the family.
He takes care of us.Copy !req
1241. What are you talking about?
He only takes care of himself.Copy !req
1242. I'm going home.Copy !req
1243. Mom, what do you want to do,
destroy my family?Copy !req
1244. I'll see you in ten years, kid!Copy !req
1245. Oh, my God, I hate men.Copy !req
1246. I'm going to rip his mask off.Copy !req
1247. Sometimes a wife
has to turn a blind eye.Copy !req
1248. No! No!Copy !req
1249. Get her! Throw a donut at that bitch!Copy !req
1250. Have her, mama. Chester!Copy !req
1251. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
Bitch call me. Yo, your wife is hot.Copy !req
1252. I just call the cops. You and you
and you all get out! Out!Copy !req
1253. No, no, no. Mamasan, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1254. Get the fuck out, now.Copy !req
1255. We cool?Copy !req
1256. I know what you're trying to do.Copy !req
1257. Come on, I ain't trying to do shit.Copy !req
1258. Come on, let me get some of that.Copy !req
1259. You know you really
piss me off sometimes, Chess.Copy !req
1260. I know. I know.Copy !req
1261. But it's good to see you, baby.Copy !req
1262. Good to see you, too.Copy !req
1263. You know, I kinda wish
she didn't tell me.Copy !req
1264. Wait. You wish who didn't tell you what?Copy !req
1265. Duh.Copy !req
1266. What do you mean, duh?Copy !req
1267. - Hold up, hold up, hold up.
- What?Copy !req
1268. This bitch is the one that told you
about this shit?Copy !req
1269. You the one that caused
all this motherfucking commotion?Copy !req
1270. Her motherfucking ass
goes motherfucking crazyCopy !req
1271. on one of my hoes
'cause you started this shit?Copy !req
1272. You get my ass thrown out
of motherfucking Donut TimeCopy !req
1273. where I conduct
my day to day shit, right?Copy !req
1274. You act so motherfucking high
and mighty about this shit.Copy !req
1275. Yeah, yeah, I see it.Copy !req
1276. No, no, no, no. But here the thing.
Here the thing...Copy !req
1277. What didn't she tell you?Copy !req
1278. She didn't tell you that me and her
were knocking it three weeks ago.Copy !req
1279. - Oh, shit!
- What?Copy !req
1280. You didn't wanna fucking tell her
that part.Copy !req
1281. You saved her that shit.
You didn't tell her.Copy !req
1282. - Oh, shit.
- Sin-Dee...Copy !req
1283. Sin-Dee fucking what?Copy !req
1284. Can you motherfucking believe this shit?Copy !req
1285. What is he talking about?Copy !req
1286. I fucked your best friend.
Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
1287. Oh, you fucking didn't tell her?Copy !req
1288. Oh, that's interesting
you fucking tell her about this shitCopy !req
1289. but not about me and you.Copy !req
1290. No, no, no. That's right. No, no.
Don't get it twisted.Copy !req
1291. Don't get it twisted, girl.Copy !req
1292. This bitch don't give no fuck about you.Copy !req
1293. She don't give no fuck about you.Copy !req
1294. Don't get it twisted. She jealous.
She jealous of my hoes.Copy !req
1295. You know what I think?
I think she jealous of us.Copy !req
1296. You didn't tell her that shit, did you?Copy !req
1297. I see what's motherfucking
going on here...Copy !req
1298. I see what is fucking going on here...Copy !req
1299. This motherfucking girl thing.
This is between y'all asses.Copy !req
1300. This between you two. Right? Right?
So I'm motherfucking out.Copy !req
1301. This is some girl shit.
You guys work this motherfucker out.Copy !req
1302. Let me know when you get it fixed up.
Let me know.Copy !req
1303. Yo, the shit she did to me was just
a warm up for your ass, bitch.Copy !req
1304. You two deserve each other.Copy !req
1305. - What the fuck are you laughing at?
- What?Copy !req
1306. - She about to get her ass beat.
- Shut your stupid ass up.Copy !req
1307. Shut your dumb ass up.Copy !req
1308. Sin-Dee.Copy !req
1309. Sin-Dee, talk to me.Copy !req
1310. Look, I didn't mean
to hurt you, sweetheart.Copy !req
1311. You know you're my best friend.Copy !req
1312. You know I love you.
I'd never do anything to hurt you.Copy !req
1313. Say something.Copy !req
1314. Can I at least take a cab home?Copy !req
1315. Oh, shit. Like that Armenian dude
just left, so...Copy !req
1316. I mean, I guess
you're like shit out of luck.Copy !req
1317. Get down.Copy !req
1318. No wonder she's crying
having a father like that.Copy !req
1319. Mother, please.Copy !req
1320. Sin-Dee...Copy !req
1321. Sin-Dee, will you just talk to me?
Come on.Copy !req
1322. Y'all got a...Copy !req
1323. Look...Copy !req
1324. It was only once.
It didn't mean a thing.Copy !req
1325. Hey.Copy !req
1326. Yeah... I have a full house.
I called in another girl.Copy !req
1327. So... just hang, okay?Copy !req
1328. Please, Sin-Dee. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1329. Great, now get the fuck out of here
and leave me alone.Copy !req
1330. Now let me make my money
and go the fuck home.Copy !req
1331. Hi, are we looking for a party...Copy !req
1332. - Oh, my God.
- Merry Christmas, you tranny faggot.Copy !req
1333. We pissed on your friend, bitch!Copy !req
1334. Oh, my God.
They just threw fucking piss on me.Copy !req
1335. It's in my mouth.Copy !req
1336. - It's in my fucking hair!
- Wait, wait.Copy !req
1337. I don't have no fucking money
for new hair.Copy !req
1338. Oh, my God, come on, come on.
Take this off.Copy !req
1339. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1340. You know what, why don't
I just take these off too, huh?Copy !req
1341. This has to come off too.Copy !req
1342. Okay.Copy !req
1343. Girl... here.Copy !req
1344. Oh, girl.Copy !req
1345. Pull that down.Copy !req
1346. We'll just be bald together.Copy !req
1347. That actually looks good on you.Copy !req
1348. Now, as for me...Copy !req