1. - Mr. Simms?
- Yes.Copy !req
2. Mr. Beach is this way.Copy !req
3. And I think
on the next model,Copy !req
4. the guns
should be even bigger.Copy !req
5. Yeah. Again, sir, these are
not your standard guns.Copy !req
6. - These are lasers.
- I like bigger.Copy !req
7. People like bigger.Copy !req
8. Yes, but what-what I'm
trying to explain to you...Copy !req
9. Bigger!Copy !req
10. Mr. Beach?Copy !req
11. I'm busy.Copy !req
12. I'm busy, Kelly, explaining
to Grant the importance of big.Copy !req
13. You know, on second thought,
why don't you explain it?Copy !req
14. I mean as a woman, you
certainly have a firm graspCopy !req
15. on why big is preferred.Copy !req
16. Sir, Mr. Diomedes Simms is here.Copy !req
17. He... You're not
what I was expecting.Copy !req
18. I assure you, sir, no one
tells stories as well as I.Copy !req
19. Oh, yes. Yes, yes.Copy !req
20. Your kind are particularly
accomplished liars, aren't they?Copy !req
21. Oh?Copy !req
22. You know about my kind?Copy !req
23. Oh, Mr. Simms, my prisons
are filled with your kind.Copy !req
24. Surely not because
of any issuesCopy !req
25. with an unjust application
of "just-us."Copy !req
26. Look, I'm the largest
builder and ownerCopy !req
27. of private prisons
in this country,Copy !req
28. and I can tell you
your brothers and sistersCopy !req
29. make up an enormous part
of my profits.Copy !req
30. - Hmm.
- Hmm.Copy !req
31. Kelly, how long until
that press conference?Copy !req
32. Uh, just a couple
of hours, sir.Copy !req
33. Shit.Copy !req
34. Shit.Copy !req
35. Excuse me?Copy !req
36. Nothing.Copy !req
37. You've got ten minutes
to impress me.Copy !req
38. Grant, explain to Simms
why he's here.Copy !req
39. Yes. Uh, right away.Copy !req
40. Uh, sir, we are in the last
stage before full productionCopy !req
41. of what I can
only refer to as...Copy !req
42. a sentient robot.Copy !req
43. The Robo-Patriot,
the future of American Security.Copy !req
44. A robot police force?Copy !req
45. That I own and control.Copy !req
46. - You ever hear of AI?
- Mm.Copy !req
47. That's Artificial Intelligence.Copy !req
48. Oh, I see artificial
intelligence all the time.Copy !req
49. Mm.Copy !req
50. - Well, I call it...
- I call it. I, Grant.Copy !req
51. I call it.Copy !req
52. - Mr. Beach calls it...
- Yeah.Copy !req
53. RI,
Real Intelligence.Copy !req
54. You see, because it can learn
from first-hand experience,Copy !req
55. but like a person, it can also
learn from second-hand experience,Copy !req
56. so stories, fables, tales.Copy !req
57. - That's where you come in.
- Hmm.Copy !req
58. That's right.Copy !req
59. You're here
to tell it talesCopy !req
60. so that it has
an even broader baseCopy !req
61. from which to assess who is worthy of
detention, jail, even-even execution.Copy !req
62. Execution?Copy !req
63. Well, that sounds
so finalCopy !req
64. and not nearly as lucrative
as indefinite incarceration.Copy !req
65. Some things I do are just
because it's the right thing.Copy !req
66. Indeed.Copy !req
67. Indeed.Copy !req
68. But let's hear
one of those storiesCopy !req
69. that I'm supposed to be willing
to write you a check for.Copy !req
70. Great. Uh, we're already linked
into the robot and recording, sir.Copy !req
71. Let's see. Something to
make your creation chooseCopy !req
72. the correct individual
for incarceration.Copy !req
73. - Yes.
- Well, there are so many possibilities.Copy !req
74. Give me a theme.Copy !req
75. Well, let's pull one
from the headlines.Copy !req
76. Now, since I already
have so many black livesCopy !req
77. filling the beds
of my facilities,Copy !req
78. how about
Black Lives Matter?Copy !req
79. Of course.
Of course.Copy !req
80. Now this is the story
of criminal behavior,Copy !req
81. and how one particular
black life mattered.Copy !req
82. I call it...
"Good Golly."Copy !req
83. What?
What is he talking about?Copy !req
84. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
85. Where are we goin'?Copy !req
86. This is it! Zoe!Copy !req
87. Zoe, look!
This is it!Copy !req
88. Your stupid brother
is still hiking.Copy !req
89. It's like we're not
on the same vacation.Copy !req
90. Oh, come on. We will
catch up with him later.Copy !req
91. Let's go.Copy !req
92. Can you believe I found it?
Ready?Copy !req
93. I don't like the
looks of this place.Copy !req
94. Oh, it'll be fun!
Come on.Copy !req
95. Huh.Copy !req
96. "No bad idea ever dies.Copy !req
97. It only lies dormant until the
pungent rains of the demon spring."Copy !req
98. Wait!Copy !req
99. "God bless this hell?"Copy !req
100. Jesus, do we really
have to do this?Copy !req
101. It's cool!
God blessed it.Copy !req
102. Okay, this is crazy.Copy !req
103. Not as crazy as that!Copy !req
104. Zoe, look!Copy !req
105. No, that is insane.Copy !req
106. Huh.Copy !req
107. "Coon Chicken Inn."Copy !req
108. Okay, so this is the door
that people came in throughCopy !req
109. when they wanted
some chicken.Copy !req
110. The Colonel's chicken made
you wanna lick your fingers,Copy !req
111. but that guy was licking you.Copy !req
112. Mmm? Mmm?Copy !req
113. And this?
This is like, what?Copy !req
114. You find that amusing?Copy !req
115. Uh, well, yeah,
actually.Copy !req
116. I mean, who looks like that?Copy !req
117. Who indeed.Copy !req
118. Slave masters used to brand
their property with a hot iron,Copy !req
119. but as we became free
men and women,Copy !req
120. America needed a new way
to mark its property,Copy !req
121. a new way to control the Negro,
keep him in his place.Copy !req
122. So instead of
hot coals and metal,Copy !req
123. they used pen, paint, and ink.Copy !req
124. No branding iron necessary.Copy !req
125. Come this way.Copy !req
126. Lazy, shiftless,Copy !req
127. gluttonous, lying,Copy !req
128. over-sexed, ugly,Copy !req
129. violent, stupid.Copy !req
130. And this way,
the American nigger/NegroCopy !req
131. became the first true
corporate brand.Copy !req
132. Yeah, this country used to
be just really messed up.Copy !req
133. No doubt.Copy !req
134. Better now, is it?Copy !req
135. Well, I mean,
we're friends, so...Copy !req
136. Since
grade school, so...Copy !req
137. Yeah!Copy !req
138. Tsss!Copy !req
139. Yeah.Copy !req
140. - Mmm.
- We should go.Copy !req
141. - Uh, do you have any gollys?
- Gollys?Copy !req
142. Yeah, like...Copy !req
143. this?Copy !req
144. Hey!Copy !req
145. Careful!Copy !req
146. I was just leaning
against a chair.Copy !req
147. Yeah, Zoe.
Careful.Copy !req
148. That chair's made from the
sacred wood of a slave ship.Copy !req
149. The grain is a product
of the bloodshedCopy !req
150. by men and women
who were beaten and diedCopy !req
151. chained within its bowels as
it traversed the Middle Passage.Copy !req
152. Mm.Copy !req
153. That was like
the black holocaust.Copy !req
154. And, duh!Copy !req
155. The entire American slave
experience was a holocaust,Copy !req
156. which, I might add,
continues today.Copy !req
157. Its dark repercussions
keep bearing fruit.Copy !req
158. Can we please go?Copy !req
159. About the gollys,Copy !req
160. the golliwogs, um, I heard
you had golliwogs for sale?Copy !req
161. This is a museum.
Nothing is for sale!Copy !req
162. Oh, but...Copy !req
163. Oh, he looks
just like my first.Copy !req
164. Hi, Golly.Copy !req
165. My little Golly Gee.Copy !req
166. How about 800?Copy !req
167. Others have offered thousands,
and I tell them all the same...Copy !req
168. No. This doll, in particular,
has been through too much.Copy !req
169. It's carried over 100 years of
racism in its small, delicate frame,Copy !req
170. a racism created in AmericaCopy !req
171. that's traveled to England,
Australia and beyond.Copy !req
172. Okay, well, my great gran had a collection,
and she started me collecting,Copy !req
173. so, honestly, I don't
really see it as racist.Copy !req
174. Just a warm, comforting
part of my childhood.Copy !req
175. Mammy slaves also gave white children
comfort in their childhoods,Copy !req
176. cradling them, feeding them
from their swollen, bruised titsCopy !req
177. as their own babies were sold,
raped, or otherwise neglected.Copy !req
178. As comforting as they were,Copy !req
179. I don't think you should have
a mammy to play with either.Copy !req
180. For God sakes, it's a doll.Copy !req
181. It's a tool, an instrument
of manipulationCopy !req
182. that kills the spirit
of who we really areCopy !req
183. by presenting the lie
others wish to see.Copy !req
184. Is being your comfort any better
than being your slave?Copy !req
185. Or are they the same?Copy !req
186. Okay, seriously!
This is just ridiculous.Copy !req
187. Black rappers call themselves
nigger all the time,Copy !req
188. and I can't even have
a cute, little black doll?Copy !req
189. Your friend's whiteness is showing.Copy !req
190. W-Well, she's kind
of right, isn't she?Copy !req
191. No. That doll is the reason many black men
and women still call themselves niggers.Copy !req
192. They, too,
have accepted the branding.Copy !req
193. Marshall McLuhan was right.Copy !req
194. "The medium is the message,"
and the message has taken hold.Copy !req
195. This poor, misshapen creatureCopy !req
196. was given life
by a white English womanCopy !req
197. and nurtured on the tit
of racism,Copy !req
198. a foul aberration
that refuses to die,Copy !req
199. as new generations resuscitate
its tortured soul.Copy !req
200. Trust me. This doll
will bring no comfort.Copy !req
201. It's filled with all the pain and
torment 100 years of hate can produce.Copy !req
202. It may give you what you want,
but not how you want it.Copy !req
203. Good day, ladies.Copy !req
204. Let's go.Copy !req
205. So, this is where-where
the doll is?Copy !req
206. I can't believe
you talked me into this.Copy !req
207. Oh, come on. You hated that
old guy even more than I did.Copy !req
208. So, can you
get us in?Copy !req
209. You're kidding me.Copy !req
210. Locks from old buildings
like thisCopy !req
211. are practically
from the stone ages.Copy !req
212. Well, go do your thing.Copy !req
213. Done.Copy !req
214. Piece of cake.Copy !req
215. - God, your brother is such a felon.
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
216. You weren't complaining last night when
I "fell in" to your "you-know-what."Copy !req
217. Shut up, nasty.Copy !req
218. Mm! I'm comin'
for that ass, girl.Copy !req
219. I'm gonna grab it.
I want to get it, girl.Copy !req
220. I see it bouncin'.
Come here. Come here!Copy !req
221. Don't.Copy !req
222. What...
is all this stuff?Copy !req
223. Basically a museum
of fucked-up history.Copy !req
224. Yeah.Copy !req
225. Oh, cool.Copy !req
226. What?Copy !req
227. It's a-a whippin' post.Copy !req
228. - You know, like where if, uh, if I was your "masta"?
- Mm.Copy !req
229. I'd tie up and punish
your pretty black assCopy !req
230. for not obeying my every perverted white man desire.Copy !req
231. Aw.Copy !req
232. I'm so scared, Big Daddy.Copy !req
233. Hi there, Golly Gee.Copy !req
234. Oh, are you tired
of being locked in there?Copy !req
235. Let me get you out.Copy !req
236. Okay, um,
how do I get you out?Copy !req
237. Guess I'll just have to bring this
whole thing back to the hotel with meCopy !req
238. and get you
out of this backwards town.Copy !req
239. Better turn around, girl.Copy !req
240. I'm gonna
warm them cheeks up,Copy !req
241. and then I'm gonna
storm them cheeks.Copy !req
242. You're so nasty, Daddy!Copy !req
243. Okay, ew! You guys, I do not want
to hear your sicko sex talk.Copy !req
244. Uh, you fucked
my brother first.Copy !req
245. Yeah, and-and we had to listen
to how he used to call youCopy !req
246. - his "snow-white ho."
- What?Copy !req
247. Disgusting. My brother was
your nasty black golliwog.Copy !req
248. Whatever!Copy !req
249. Yeah, it looks like
payback is my bitch.Copy !req
250. Oh!Copy !req
251. Shit. Come on!Copy !req
252. Get it off me!Copy !req
253. - Are you okay?
- You okay?Copy !req
254. Help me, please.Copy !req
255. Uh! Oh!Copy !req
256. Guys!Copy !req
257. It's not like you're gonna
need the glass anyway.Copy !req
258. It's probably a good thing we broke
some stuff or stealed some other stuff.Copy !req
259. Otherwise, it's gonna be
pretty obvious who stole itCopy !req
260. if the only thing missing
is that stupid doll!Copy !req
261. He is not stupid!
He is a cuddly cutie.Copy !req
262. Isn't that right, Golly Gee?Copy !req
263. - Oh, my gosh.
- Golly?Copy !req
264. Hey, look at this.Copy !req
265. Golly?Copy !req
266. The Three Little Gollies.Copy !req
267. Oh. Let me see.Copy !req
268. Where are you,
Golly?Copy !req
269. "One time,Copy !req
270. three adventurous golliwogs...
Golly, Woggie, and Nigger...Copy !req
271. chose to go for a walk
to Bumble Bee Lane.Copy !req
272. Golly wasn't ready, so Woggie and Nigger
decided they would begin without him,Copy !req
273. - allowing Golly to catch up as soon as he could."
- Golly?Copy !req
274. "So off went Woggie and
Nigger, arm-in-arm,Copy !req
275. spiritedly singing
their favorite song,Copy !req
276. which you may have guessed
was 'Ten Little Nigger Boys.'"Copy !req
277. - That's kinda racist, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
278. Golly?Copy !req
279. Look at this.Copy !req
280. Golliwog Goes to Hell.Copy !req
281. - Are you serious?
- Yeah.Copy !req
282. Oh, hold on.
Wait.Copy !req
283. "A nig,Copy !req
284. a nog,
uh, wake up Golliwog.Copy !req
285. Make some golly fun and 'den
go right back to sleep again."Copy !req
286. That's it?Copy !req
287. Yeah. The rest of the
pages are just blank.Copy !req
288. What?Copy !req
289. There you are, Golly!Copy !req
290. Hi. Aw.Copy !req
291. - Audrey? You're bleeding.
- Hmm?Copy !req
292. Did you get
cut from the glass?Copy !req
293. I-I don't think so.Copy !req
294. It's the doll.Copy !req
295. - It's the doll!
- What? What?Copy !req
296. Uh!Copy !req
297. Oh...Copy !req
298. Run!Copy !req
299. No!Copy !req
300. Stop. No.Copy !req
301. Stop.Copy !req
302. There's no need
for that, Golly Gee.Copy !req
303. Don't you know that you
were always my favorite?Copy !req
304. It...Copy !req
305. Hey, don't you know
that I love you?Copy !req
306. Can't you just love me?Copy !req
307. Can't we just
love each other?Copy !req
308. Huh?Copy !req
309. Mmm.Copy !req
310. Childbirth is often
a joyous occasion.Copy !req
311. No. No.Copy !req
312. But I don't believe you're gonna
make it through this pregnancy.Copy !req
313. Oh, what do we have here?Copy !req
314. You're ready to pop.Copy !req
315. I promise I'll bury you next to
your brother and your friend.Copy !req
316. I don't care if I die,
but for the sake of the baby,Copy !req
317. I should give birth
in a hospital.Copy !req
318. Sorry, you can't leave.
How could I ever explain this?Copy !req
319. Good-bye, Audrey.Copy !req
320. It's time for you to bear
the fruit of your passion.Copy !req
321. I love you, my gollies.Copy !req
322. Oh, baby.Copy !req
323. Fuckin' white women
and havin' babies.Copy !req
324. But how dare they
call you a stereotype.Copy !req
325. You're just the creation
they designed you to be.Copy !req
326. The tale has been
successfully stored in the Patriot's memory.Copy !req
327. Well, Mr. Simms,
entertaining,Copy !req
328. and I guess she got
what was coming to her.Copy !req
329. Yes, the offspring
of evil intentCopy !req
330. will always find fertile ground
to bear its bitter fruit.Copy !req
331. That was a good story, Simms.Copy !req
332. And yes, yes, yes, yes,
the doll got stolen,Copy !req
333. but do you have anything
more to the pointCopy !req
334. from a-a criminal standpoint?Copy !req
335. How about a story
about gangsters?Copy !req
336. Gangsters, yes!Copy !req
337. Now, that's somethingCopy !req
338. the Robo-Patriot could go
after to protect AmericaCopy !req
339. and fill my prisons.Copy !req
340. Well, this story begins...Copy !req
341. as many tales
in the hood do...Copy !req
342. with a violent beat down.Copy !req
343. I don't know
what you talkin' about.Copy !req
344. Whoo! Goddamn!Copy !req
345. Hey, you see the sweat fly off his head?Copy !req
346. Now, see, that's some ol' George Foreman
Thrilla-In-Manila shit right there!Copy !req
347. Nah, that's
Rumble-In-The-Jungle, Booze.Copy !req
348. Ali kicked Frazier's ass
in Manila, like this!Copy !req
349. Hoo!Copy !req
350. Goddamn.
"Down goes Frazier!Copy !req
351. The Champ is down!
The Champ is out!Copy !req
352. Only four minutes left
in the fight!Copy !req
353. How do you feel, Champ?"Copy !req
354. Is what he said,
ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
355. "Mike Tyson
has been knocked out!"Copy !req
356. "Cliff Bettis, super-pimp,
the Heidi Fleiss of the hood!"Copy !req
357. "You don't look pretty now, you
sorry ho-running motherfucker!"Copy !req
358. Now, Cliff,
I know you want to proveCopy !req
359. that you got some
big-ass brass balls.Copy !req
360. I know. And I know you don't
want to get punked out,Copy !req
361. but these fools havin' too much fun
fuckin' you the fuck up, playa.Copy !req
362. Believe that!Copy !req
363. Why don't you just go ahead...
No, look at me.Copy !req
364. Go ahead on.Copy !req
365. Tell us where you got
that $5 million hid at,Copy !req
366. so while ya still got
some face left to lose, man.Copy !req
367. Now, don't try
and deny it no more.Copy !req
368. I'm way harder to fool than
the IRS, boy, and I know...Copy !req
369. I know where you got
all these fancy-ass cars from.Copy !req
370. Listen to me.
That money is for my foundation.Copy !req
371. Hm. Foundation.Copy !req
372. Whatcha building?Copy !req
373. I'm not a pimp anymore.Copy !req
374. I gave all that up.Copy !req
375. I had what you call...
a revelation.Copy !req
376. This nigga
had an "e-pimp-phany."Copy !req
377. Man, that nigger lyin'!Copy !req
378. I'm a legitimate
businessman now.Copy !req
379. I got
seven full franchises,Copy !req
380. three car washes,
and one supermarket,Copy !req
381. all creating jobs
in the community.Copy !req
382. Come on, man.Copy !req
383. We got so many people
trying to keep us down,Copy !req
384. we need to be lifting
each other up right nowCopy !req
385. so the next generation
don't have to live like this.Copy !req
386. We gotta stop with this killing
each other in the streets, man.Copy !req
387. That money that you're trying to take
is for my charitable foundation.Copy !req
388. We're gonna open
two magnet schoolsCopy !req
389. and give scholarships to poor black kids
so they can get up out of this hellhole.Copy !req
390. Damn. Damn, shit.
I ain't know that.Copy !req
391. S-So...Copy !req
392. So, you're trying to
give back to the communityCopy !req
393. and-and change lives and shit.Copy !req
394. Like turn all that dirt
you done into good deeds.Copy !req
395. Exactly.Copy !req
396. We all could do some good work.Copy !req
397. I don't give a fuck about none of
that bleedin' heart bullshit, nigga!Copy !req
398. I'm in this world
to get mine.Copy !req
399. Fuck your
United Nigger College Fund,Copy !req
400. and fuck them kids!Copy !req
401. They want to make some real
money, send 'em to me.Copy !req
402. Have 'em selling dope on the street
and make all the money they need.Copy !req
403. Shoot. Start talkin'
or finish dyin', nigga.Copy !req
404. Come on, come on,
come on, come on.Copy !req
405. There you go.
There you go.Copy !req
406. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
407. He said okay.Copy !req
408. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
409. Okay.Copy !req
410. Okay.Copy !req
411. Now, that's smart.Copy !req
412. I knew we'd eventually beat
some sense into your ass.Copy !req
413. Now, go on and tell meCopy !req
414. where you got your little
secret cash stash hid at.Copy !req
415. You know that sorry-ass ho-house
I used to run over on Seventh?Copy !req
416. Yeah.Copy !req
417. On the top floor,
way in the back,Copy !req
418. I got the nastiest crack ho
in the city.Copy !req
419. No pride at all.Copy !req
420. Do anything to anybody.Copy !req
421. Rumor is animal control
uses her bloodCopy !req
422. to put down rabid dogs.Copy !req
423. So what about her?Copy !req
424. That's your mama!Copy !req
425. I hid the money in her snatch.Copy !req
426. That's a funny motherfucker
right there.Copy !req
427. Yeah, nigga?
Yeah, nigga?Copy !req
428. In her fuckin' snatch, huh?
You ain't sayin' nothin', bitch!Copy !req
429. - I'll bet you gonna do nothin'.
- Fuckin' chill, bitch!Copy !req
430. Chill! Chill!Copy !req
431. Man, get off me!Copy !req
432. Chill, bro.Copy !req
433. Nigga,
'dat shit was funny!Copy !req
434. Are you telling me this fool fuckin'
around with a regular lady now?Copy !req
435. Yep. A singer name
Sandra Blake.Copy !req
436. What kinda pimp falls in love with
a bitch that ain't even a ho?Copy !req
437. You know where she be at?Copy !req
438. Oh, yeah, she be at the
club down the street.Copy !req
439. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
440. What she look like?Copy !req
441. Bro, she bad
as fuck, man.Copy !req
442. So we take that bitch and run, you think this
nigga gonna fuckin' start talkin' or what?Copy !req
443. Yo, he got to talk. He-He
in love with her, man.Copy !req
444. Pimp in love.Copy !req
445. Now, what you go
and do that for?Copy !req
446. That wasn't smart.
That wasn't smart.Copy !req
447. You know
that nigga crazy.Copy !req
448. Boy, you crazy.Copy !req
449. Nigga, you, uh...Copy !req
450. Nigga, what the fuck's so funny?Copy !req
451. What the fuck
you laughin' at?Copy !req
452. Oh, I was just thinkin'...Copy !req
453. how you real tough... now.Copy !req
454. Real bad dude.Copy !req
455. But heard you wasn't so hard
when you was up in Quentin.Copy !req
456. Heard Bobby Sanchez was digging
up in your ass on the regular.Copy !req
457. Bitch-nigga.Copy !req
458. What...?Copy !req
459. Nah, nah, nah, nah.Copy !req
460. Booze, you
ignorant-ass motherfucka!Copy !req
461. What you hit him
that hard for?Copy !req
462. Look, man, he was
talkin' shit, a'ight?Copy !req
463. Look, fuck his punk ass!Copy !req
464. Fuck his punk ass?Copy !req
465. How we gonna find where the
money at now, huh, Booze?Copy !req
466. He the only one
that knew where it was!Copy !req
467. What now?Copy !req
468. - What now?
- Look, I don't know!Copy !req
469. Fuck!Copy !req
470. Go.Copy !req
471. Take this fool and you dump this nigga
body somewhere nobody'll find it.Copy !req
472. Think you could do that
without fuckin' up?Copy !req
473. That something
you could handle?Copy !req
474. Good afternoon, everybody.Copy !req
475. I want to thank you all
for being so patient.Copy !req
476. We're running just a few
minutes behind right now,Copy !req
477. but Mr. Lloyd will be out
very shortly, okay?Copy !req
478. So, since when
do you believe in psychics?Copy !req
479. He's on television.Copy !req
480. Oh, oh, okay.Copy !req
481. So he must be real.Copy !req
482. Well, of course.
He's on television.Copy !req
483. - Oh.
- He's very compelling.Copy !req
484. Oh, good. Hmm, I'm sure
he'll help you a lot.Copy !req
485. Well, you know, there were
so many things left unsaidCopy !req
486. between Frank and I,
and I just...Copy !req
487. I just want Frank to tell me
if he was always faithful.Copy !req
488. Are you sure you'd really
wanna know all that, Susan?Copy !req
489. Oh, that's horrible.Copy !req
490. No, I'm not trying to be ugly,
but, uh, you know,Copy !req
491. this is all about Dallas,
isn't it?Copy !req
492. You see, I can't talk
to you about anything.Copy !req
493. You don't like to talk about anything.
Why don't you go to therapy?Copy !req
494. That is not making me
feel any better.Copy !req
495. I'm not...
Okay, I'm sorry.Copy !req
496. Let's do it to it, people,Copy !req
497. because concentration
is information,Copy !req
498. and information
is the key to success.Copy !req
499. Whoa! Ho-ho! Whoa.Copy !req
500. I just had an intense vision.Copy !req
501. If I don't get good notes today,Copy !req
502. I see a bunch of people on
the unemployment line tomorrow.Copy !req
503. You don't like this job...
Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah...Copy !req
504. Too damn bad.Copy !req
505. You should have been born
with talent like me.Copy !req
506. - Got that, Larry?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
507. - What an asshole.
- Dick.Copy !req
508. And coming
to the stage, John Lloyd!Copy !req
509. You better not fret.Copy !req
510. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
511. I got something to tell you
you're not gonna like,Copy !req
512. 'cause all of us
are gonna die.Copy !req
513. But there's no reason
to be afraid.Copy !req
514. Mm-mmm. Because this
life is just a practiceCopy !req
515. for a better life
that's yet to come.Copy !req
516. I've been given a giftCopy !req
517. so that I may share
that gift with you.Copy !req
518. We have, in our studio
audience today, a woman...Copy !req
519. named... Susan.Copy !req
520. And...
she had a husband...Copy !req
521. named...Copy !req
522. - Frank.
- Oh! Oh, that's me!Copy !req
523. Well, c-come on down!
Come on down.Copy !req
524. Susan,
Susan, welcome.Copy !req
525. - Welcome to the show, Susan.
- Thank you.Copy !req
526. - You seem a little nervous here.
- I feel very nervous.Copy !req
527. Uh, well, let's give Susan a big
hand, make her feel at home.Copy !req
528. Okay.
Now, Susan,Copy !req
529. - Susan, you were married to Frank?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
530. You lost Frank?Copy !req
531. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
532. - You loved him very, very much.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
533. You miss him
very, very much.Copy !req
534. - Mm.
- Yes.Copy !req
535. Well, I have news
for you, Susan.Copy !req
536. - We're gonna talk to Frank today.
- Oh.Copy !req
537. - But I need your help, okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
538. All right.
So, now, I want you to think...Copy !req
539. think about Frank,
everything about Frank.Copy !req
540. How he looked,
how he sounded,Copy !req
541. what he smelled like,
all right?Copy !req
542. Everything about Frank.Copy !req
543. I want you
to take a deep breath...Copy !req
544. and place your hands
on the orb.Copy !req
545. Susan, where are we?Copy !req
546. Frank? Is that you?Copy !req
547. Of course it is,
sweetheart.Copy !req
548. Oh, Susan. I...Copy !req
549. I miss you.Copy !req
550. I love you.Copy !req
551. Now, there is...Copy !req
552. There is something you... you
want to ask me, isn't there?Copy !req
553. About that... About
that time you called meCopy !req
554. at the hotel room
in DallasCopy !req
555. - and a woman answered the phone.
- Yes!Copy !req
556. Well, yeah... w-why didn't
you just ask me, sweetheart?Copy !req
557. It was just the maid
cleaning up the room.Copy !req
558. I never cheated on you.Copy !req
559. I...Copy !req
560. I always loved you.Copy !req
561. I-I was a faithful,Copy !req
562. faithful husband.Copy !req
563. Yo, Brian,
check this shit out, dude.Copy !req
564. Turn to channel 13.Copy !req
565. I'm looking at the solution
to all our problems.Copy !req
566. Oh, thank you.
Thank you.Copy !req
567. Thank you.
That's what we do!Copy !req
568. That's what we do!Copy !req
569. Coming!Copy !req
570. I'm comin'!Copy !req
571. Oh, my. Oh my, oh my.Copy !req
572. Hello.Copy !req
573. Well, what can I
do for you, miss?Copy !req
574. Mr. Lloyd...Copy !req
575. I'm your biggest fan
in the world,Copy !req
576. and I wonder if we could
talk for a minute?Copy !req
577. Of course.Copy !req
578. Just wait one...
one little minute.Copy !req
579. Dick on, brain off.Copy !req
580. - Never fails.
- Sh... Shit.Copy !req
581. Sorry to wake your ass up,
Mr. Lloyd,Copy !req
582. but, uh, we need a favor.Copy !req
583. Yo, I was watching your show.Copy !req
584. You was talking to
this old lady, right,Copy !req
585. and she was crying
and shit, like cryin',Copy !req
586. and asking about her husband
and, uh,Copy !req
587. oh, it was...
Dude, what's his name?Copy !req
588. - Um...
- Frank.Copy !req
589. - Frank.
- Yeah.Copy !req
590. Right. Right.Copy !req
591. That shit
was crazy, man.Copy !req
592. - And it was like all this stuff...
- Hey, hey.Copy !req
593. We just need you to kick that psychic
shit like you do every day, a'ight?Copy !req
594. Wha... What was it called when a...
when the spooks talk through ya?Copy !req
595. Channeling.Copy !req
596. Channeling. He is a
motherfuckin' professional.Copy !req
597. All right, channeling.Copy !req
598. I need you
to channel Cliff Bettis,Copy !req
599. get him to tell us
where that money at.Copy !req
600. What makes you think
that he will tell you nowCopy !req
601. when he wouldn't tell you
when he was alive?Copy !req
602. 'Cause we got his
motherfuckin' bitch now, man.Copy !req
603. Shut up!
I got this, a'ight?Copy !req
604. All right.Copy !req
605. But we do got his
motherfuckin' bitch now.Copy !req
606. So I figure, look, if Ghost Cliff
don't talk, we just slay her ass.Copy !req
607. I don't have anything
to do with this!Copy !req
608. Aw, Sandra, baby.Copy !req
609. It's-It's not personal.Copy !req
610. I mean, we not monsters.
It's just business, a'ight?Copy !req
611. What if I told you...Copy !req
612. that the truth is
I cannot talk to dead people?Copy !req
613. This motherfucker.Copy !req
614. Nice try.Copy !req
615. Watch your show all the time, man.
We see what you can do.Copy !req
616. Besides, if you are a phony,Copy !req
617. I figure we just rob the place
and murder your ass, you know,Copy !req
618. so the night
won't be a total loss.Copy !req
619. Just askin'.Copy !req
620. Good question.Copy !req
621. I guess a séance is in order.Copy !req
622. Yeah, séance that shit.Copy !req
623. Okay. Uh, um...Copy !req
624. I, uh, I have to go to the
bathroom for a second.Copy !req
625. I'm so fucked.Copy !req
626. I am so fucked!Copy !req
627. I am so fucked!Copy !req
628. I am so fucked.Copy !req
629. Uh! Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!Copy !req
630. John! John, stop whi...
Stop whining.Copy !req
631. Stop, stop whining.Copy !req
632. Stop.Copy !req
633. You are a master showman.Copy !req
634. You fool
20 million people a week.Copy !req
635. You can sure as shit fool a bunch
of dumb-ass thugs from the hood!Copy !req
636. Now, you get out there...Copy !req
637. and you blow them
the fuck away.Copy !req
638. And you call this a party?Copy !req
639. Could be.Copy !req
640. Okay... I need you all...Copy !req
641. to concentrate on the red candles
at the center of the table.Copy !req
642. And concentrate...Copy !req
643. concentrate on the image
of Cliff's face.Copy !req
644. Look, all right, man,
we gonna do this,Copy !req
645. but, hey, but don't try
no funny shit, a'ight?Copy !req
646. I'm going to count down
from 12...Copy !req
647. and when I get
to the end,Copy !req
648. Cliff... should...Copy !req
649. possess my body.Copy !req
650. Let's do it.Copy !req
651. Twelve.Copy !req
652. Eleven.Copy !req
653. Ten.Copy !req
654. Nine.Copy !req
655. Eight.Copy !req
656. Seven.Copy !req
657. Six.Copy !req
658. Five.Copy !req
659. Four.Copy !req
660. Three.Copy !req
661. Two.Copy !req
662. One.
Oh, my God!Copy !req
663. What's going on?Copy !req
664. What's, wh...Copy !req
665. Marvin!Copy !req
666. Why the fuck you
have to strangle me, Marvin?Copy !req
667. I told you I wasn't
fuckin' nobody else.Copy !req
668. Latasha?
Oh, quit lyin', bitch.Copy !req
669. Your ass ain't nothin' but
old scandalous baldhead-ass ho!Copy !req
670. Hey, I know you.Copy !req
671. Hey, fuhgeddaboutit!Copy !req
672. You're that moolie
that shot me on that buy.Copy !req
673. You think
you're the new kingfish?Copy !req
674. Fuhgeddaboutit!Copy !req
675. Sammy the Shark?Copy !req
676. Wait-Wait, you-you-you
full a shit, man.Copy !req
677. You tried to cheat me!Copy !req
678. Booze, how you gonna put a knife
in your own cousin's back?Copy !req
679. Now, come on, Booze!
I...Copy !req
680. Pee-Wee? What the fuck?Copy !req
681. Gore, you're a punk!Copy !req
682. You had to shoot me
in a drive-byCopy !req
683. 'cause you were too chicken-shit
to face me straight up, huh?Copy !req
684. Well, you're the
bloody wanker who carjacked me.Copy !req
685. This fool's bringing up
every cat we ever did murder.Copy !req
686. Hey, we... we just wanna
talk to Cliff, man!Copy !req
687. I can't
believe you motherfuckersCopy !req
688. had the nerve
to bring me back.Copy !req
689. Oh, my God.Copy !req
690. Baby, is it really you?Copy !req
691. Yes, it is.Copy !req
692. And you are lookin' fine
tonight, sugar.Copy !req
693. Welcome back, nigga.Copy !req
694. Booze!
What the fuck you doin'?Copy !req
695. Shut up, nigga!
I know what I'm doin'.Copy !req
696. Now, you gonna tell us
where that money at,Copy !req
697. or I'm gonna paint the walls
with your bitch's brains. Huh?Copy !req
698. You can't do that, Booze,
cause your gun don't work.Copy !req
699. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
700. Oh, you done fucked
with the wrong nigger, huh?Copy !req
701. Come on.Copy !req
702. What the fuck?Copy !req
703. What the fuck?Copy !req
704. Ain't this a bitch?Copy !req
705. You couldn't find me
a better bodyCopy !req
706. than this muthafuckin'
piece of shit to get me, huh?Copy !req
707. I killed you once,Copy !req
708. I'm about to do it again with
your punk ass, motherfucker.Copy !req
709. Oh, oh, oh, uh-oh, yeah.Copy !req
710. What the fuck
is all this dancin' shit?Copy !req
711. Ever tell you what my
favorite soul group was, huh?Copy !req
712. Huh? From the '70s?Copy !req
713. What was it, baby?Copy !req
714. - The Spinners, baby.
- That's right. The Spinners.Copy !req
715. Whoo!Copy !req
716. Aw...Copy !req
717. Fuck, man!Copy !req
718. Shit.Copy !req
719. You kick their fuckin'
asses for me, Papi.Copy !req
720. - B-dog, what we gonna do?
- Nigga, I don't know!Copy !req
721. Gore, you always had
a big-ass mouth.Copy !req
722. Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
723. But people who eat glass
in glass housesCopy !req
724. shouldn't throw stones.Copy !req
725. Ugh.Copy !req
726. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
727. Damn.Copy !req
728. Somethin'
disagree with your tummy?Copy !req
729. They say it's 80 percent
what you eat, baby.Copy !req
730. That's right.Copy !req
731. - Get back, you spawn of Satan!
- Ah!Copy !req
732. In-In-In the name of Christ,
I command you!Copy !req
733. Oh, put that away!Copy !req
734. Put it away. Where'd
you get religion, boy?Copy !req
735. Since-Since Gore showed me
Horror of Dracula.Copy !req
736. Well, you got two problems
with that, nigga.Copy !req
737. One, you gotta have faith
for that thing to work,Copy !req
738. and two,
I ain't no vampire, fool!Copy !req
739. Next time, try watchin'
The Exorcist.Copy !req
740. Cliff, chill out, man!Copy !req
741. I-I ain't the one
that even killed you!Copy !req
742. That-That was Booze, man.Copy !req
743. I got this motherfucker
to bring you back, huh?Copy !req
744. Yeah, and I intend
to thank you for that.Copy !req
745. Come on now, man.Copy !req
746. You got a body now,Copy !req
747. and-and you know, he rich,
richer than a motherfucker, man.Copy !req
748. It's a famous-ass
white boy right here, man.Copy !req
749. Famous-ass nigga!Copy !req
750. Come on. You know what kind of life
you about to be pimpin' now? Huh?Copy !req
751. Shit, as far as I'm concerned, look,
you ain't got nothing to be mad about.Copy !req
752. Fuck.
That-That's a good trade.Copy !req
753. Right?Copy !req
754. Except my dick
was bigger before.Copy !req
755. Ah, man. That shit
way overrated, man.Copy !req
756. Ain't that right, Sandra?Copy !req
757. Brian, you never cared about
nobody in your life but yourself.Copy !req
758. All you cared about
is power.Copy !req
759. Well, I'm gonna give you
all the motherfuckin' powerCopy !req
760. your greedy-ass heart
desires.Copy !req
761. How about 500 volts?Copy !req
762. That stinks, baby!Copy !req
763. Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust.Copy !req
764. Why are you
talkin' like that?Copy !req
765. I got to practice, baby.Copy !req
766. Ooh, I gots to practice.Copy !req
767. Mmm.Copy !req
768. Sit down!
Sit your ass down.Copy !req
769. All right, all right.Copy !req
770. Let's get this party started.Copy !req
771. I am the man
who gets paid,Copy !req
772. because I can really talk
to dead people.Copy !req
773. Now, which one a-you
motherfuckers wanna go first?Copy !req
774. The tale has been
successfully stored in the Patriot's memory.Copy !req
775. Who wants to go first?Copy !req
776. Now that's a story the
Robo-Patriot could learn from.Copy !req
777. I'm glad you liked it.Copy !req
778. I have more.Copy !req
779. Well, I hope it's as good.Copy !req
780. Um, excuse me a moment.
Excuse me, Lauren.Copy !req
781. Have you got
the progress report?Copy !req
782. He seems to be close
with his employees.Copy !req
783. He comes on to all the
women who work for him.Copy !req
784. - You too?
- Me too.Copy !req
785. But it is not why
I got the promotion.Copy !req
786. Why do you
put up with it?Copy !req
787. Because I believe
in the overall mission.Copy !req
788. American safety.Copy !req
789. Yeah, and making
a lot of money.Copy !req
790. I'm back.
Another story?Copy !req
791. Oh, ready to record.Copy !req
792. How about one that deals with
three favorite human pastimes?Copy !req
793. Sex, drugs, and this crazy
idea of bros over hos.Copy !req
794. I can't wait to hear this one.
Right, Kelly?Copy !req
795. Ah!Copy !req
796. Well, this one begins
as most modern romances do...Copy !req
797. with technology.Copy !req
798. Hi, Ty. Carmen here
with my BFF, Liz.Copy !req
799. I told her all about you
and your buddy Kahad,Copy !req
800. and we're both really excited
to hook up with you.Copy !req
801. I texted you the address,
so we'll see you tonight.Copy !req
802. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
803. Mm. So, you met these
babes on Tinder?Copy !req
804. Oh, yes, I did.Copy !req
805. Well, Carmen right there, the one
on the right, I met her on Tinder.Copy !req
806. We were chattin' up
a storm, man.Copy !req
807. She asked if I had a good-looking
friend for her girl, Liz.Copy !req
808. - Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh!Copy !req
809. And I said no,
but I'll bring my boy Kahad.Copy !req
810. - Oh, ma... Fuck you, Ty.
- Yeah.Copy !req
811. You're lucky you're driving, 'cause I
woulda knocked your ass out just now.Copy !req
812. Would you? Yeah, tell me
that again after tonight,Copy !req
813. after you see how much
I hooked us up.Copy !req
814. These girls are smokin'.Copy !req
815. Oh, oh, okay!
All right.Copy !req
816. What did you tell them
to get 'em so hyped?Copy !req
817. I'm an agent and you're
a casting director.Copy !req
818. I can't believe
that keeps working.Copy !req
819. Like, that's not hard
to check up on at all.Copy !req
820. No, it isn't, at all.Copy !req
821. They are your typical actress,
model, wannabe singer types.Copy !req
822. It's stupid. It's easy.Copy !req
823. They're dumber than rocks,
that's what they are.Copy !req
824. Literally, and I mean, people
believe what they want to believe,Copy !req
825. they hear what they wanna hear, and I told
'em we were gonna get 'em real big parts.Copy !req
826. They gonna get
big parts all right.Copy !req
827. That's my boy.Copy !req
828. Yes!Copy !req
829. Goddamn it. You are bad.
I love it.Copy !req
830. - Can I get a amen?
- Amen!Copy !req
831. - Ooh!
- You know that!Copy !req
832. - Nice crib!
- Yeah.Copy !req
833. I thought you said
they were wannabes?Copy !req
834. Maybe they're trust fund babes.
I don't know.Copy !req
835. Let's go.Copy !req
836. Wannabes?Copy !req
837. Wow.Copy !req
838. Do you fuckin' see this?Copy !req
839. Yes!Copy !req
840. - Hi, guys! Welcome.
- Hello!Copy !req
841. - Come on in.
- Is this Mr. Kahad?Copy !req
842. - Yes, I am.
- Ooh.Copy !req
843. - Hi, baby.
- What's up, beautiful? How you doin'?Copy !req
844. So glad you're cute.
You look good.Copy !req
845. - Oh, my God. Thank you, thank you.
- Welcome to our home.Copy !req
846. - Yeah. Welcome.
- Mm, you look amazing. This is nice.Copy !req
847. - This is...
- This crib is insane.Copy !req
848. You guys can throw some
sick parties in here.Copy !req
849. - It's just y'all two livin' here?
- Yeah, it's what we're doin' right now.Copy !req
850. Mm, it only takes four
to make a party.Copy !req
851. Or three
if you're naughty.Copy !req
852. Mm.
I like that.Copy !req
853. - I wanna be naughty.
- Yeah?Copy !req
854. Yeah, I do.Copy !req
855. - You wanna be naughty with me?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
856. Hey, here's a crazy idea.Copy !req
857. You guys wanna play
a little game?Copy !req
858. "I've got 99 problems,
but blank ain't one."Copy !req
859. - All right.
- Okay.Copy !req
860. - Five.
- Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
861. - Four, three.
- You're going fast here.Copy !req
862. - Two.
- Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
863. One!Copy !req
864. Okay, okay. What
do we have here?Copy !req
865. Okay, Ty.Copy !req
866. "I've got 99 problems,
but The Chronic ain't one."Copy !req
867. The Chronic, ladies. Come on, right?
Am I right?Copy !req
868. - Mm...
- That's who she thought was gonna win?Copy !req
869. - You can just hand me the card, man.
- Agree to disagree?Copy !req
870. - I don't know about that.
- Agree to disagree.Copy !req
871. Uh, Carmen.Copy !req
872. "I've got 99 problems,
but smegma ain't one."Copy !req
873. - Oh, my...
- That's right.Copy !req
874. - That is so...
- I'm done.Copy !req
875. What in the world
is smegma?Copy !req
876. I'll show ya later.Copy !req
877. - Ew!
- What?Copy !req
878. Nasty.Copy !req
879. And Liz, "I've got 99 problems, but
doin' the right thing ain't one."Copy !req
880. - No, it ain't.
- You better watch it. You better get your friend.Copy !req
881. That's my girl. Own it, baby.
Own it.Copy !req
882. And this round goes to...Copy !req
883. - Liz.
- Ooh-hoo!Copy !req
884. This is rigged.
This game...Copy !req
885. - That's messed up.
- I'm done.Copy !req
886. Stop hatin'.Copy !req
887. - All I got left... I don't like all that.
- Stop, stop hatin'.Copy !req
888. All right, all right, all right.Copy !req
889. Settle, children.
Settle.Copy !req
890. "A recent
laboratory study showsCopy !req
891. that undergraduates
have 50 percent less sexCopy !req
892. after being exposed to..."
Five...Copy !req
893. - Wait, wait, wait.
- Four...Copy !req
894. - Oh, whoa, shit, um...
- Three...Copy !req
895. - Ooh, girl.
- Two...Copy !req
896. - Um, okay.
- One...Copy !req
897. I'm in.
I'm in.Copy !req
898. All right.Copy !req
899. "A recent
laboratory study showsCopy !req
900. that undergraduates
have 50 percent less sexCopy !req
901. after being exposed to..."Copy !req
902. Ooh...
"Coat hanger abortion."Copy !req
903. Oh, dude.Copy !req
904. Oh, don't act like
that's too far.Copy !req
905. - All right. Kahad.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
906. "A recent
laboratory study showsCopy !req
907. that undergraduates
have 50 percent less sexCopy !req
908. after being exposed to...
a bleached asshole."Copy !req
909. That should get you more play
if you're doin' it right, babe.Copy !req
910. That was it.
That was it.Copy !req
911. - I'll give you that.
- That was a good one.Copy !req
912. Some people like that.Copy !req
913. - My girl, Carmen.
- Yes, baby.Copy !req
914. "A recent laboratory study shows that
undergraduates have 50 percent less sexCopy !req
915. after being exposed to...
a micro-penis."Copy !req
916. - Ooh!
- Why are you pointing this way?Copy !req
917. - Itty-bitty!
- Kahad, you got your feelings hurt just now, man?Copy !req
918. - Wait, why are... Don't... Hey.
- Super defensive.Copy !req
919. - Ooh!
- Don't say that too loud, you're gonna hurt Kahad's feelings.Copy !req
920. - Hey, once you go this way...
- First smegma.Copy !req
921. - Now micro-penis...
- You ain't goin' back, all right?Copy !req
922. We'll see, honey.
And the winner is...Copy !req
923. - my girl, Carmen.
- Oh, yes!Copy !req
924. - Wait, that beat "bleached assholes"?
- This is rigged.Copy !req
925. - Afraid so.
- Yeah, that beat "bleached"...Copy !req
926. - Really?
- They're kickin' our ass.Copy !req
927. - Super defensive.
- Getting really defensive.Copy !req
928. So defensive!Copy !req
929. So, uh, Ty tells me
you cast a lot of blockbusters.Copy !req
930. What's it like
to work with Marvel?Copy !req
931. Um, well, they're really open
to all of my opinions.Copy !req
932. In fact, I'm the one who suggested
Chris Pratt for Guardians.Copy !req
933. - Wow! That's very cool.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
934. I have a fourth eye
for spottin' talent.Copy !req
935. My third eye's for spottin'
beautiful women like you two.Copy !req
936. All right, ladies. After a performance
like that, you deserve a drink.Copy !req
937. - Oh, thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
938. All right,
let's make a toast.Copy !req
939. To hot sweaty nights
spent howling at the moon.Copy !req
940. I like that.Copy !req
941. Ooh!Copy !req
942. - Ah.
- Mm.Copy !req
943. Mine tastes kinda funny.Copy !req
944. Mine too.Copy !req
945. Goddamn, these babes
are gorgeous.Copy !req
946. - Mm.
- Oh, my God. I want the one with the curly hair.Copy !req
947. All right,
don't get ahead of yourself,Copy !req
948. 'cause I'm-a have both first, and then
you gonna have your turn, all right?Copy !req
949. Wait, no. I'm not about to
have your sloppy seconds.Copy !req
950. Dude, that's
all you ever get.Copy !req
951. Oh-oh, okay. Okay.
So that's what we gonna do?Copy !req
952. - We gonna flip a coin, okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
953. That's what we gonna do.
Mm-mmm.Copy !req
954. I have been in a room just like
this before with that chick Ilsa.Copy !req
955. Uh-huh.Copy !req
956. I bet you these girls
are into bondage and BDSMCopy !req
957. and all sorts
of freaky shit.Copy !req
958. They probably like
what we're about to do to 'em.Copy !req
959. Oh, well,
maybe we should look around,Copy !req
960. find their
whips and chains.Copy !req
961. Damn, Kahad. What kind of man ties
up and beats unconscious women?Copy !req
962. You need to look at yourself.
I'm just sayin'.Copy !req
963. - Dang, you're right.
- Yeah.Copy !req
964. It is kinda sick, isn't it?
We should just fuck 'em.Copy !req
965. That's my boy right there.
Show some class.Copy !req
966. Oh, all right.
Look, look.Copy !req
967. I want you to frame in,
focus on her tits,Copy !req
968. and then we're gonna
pan over right here.Copy !req
969. No, what I want you to do is
not tell me how to do my job.Copy !req
970. - Kahad... Kahad...
- I'm the director here, okay?Copy !req
971. Focus on the tits,
all right?Copy !req
972. Okay, okay.Copy !req
973. Goddamn it.Copy !req
974. - Crazy. All right, man. We are...
- God.Copy !req
975. set.Copy !req
976. We ready?Copy !req
977. Um...Copy !req
978. It... I don't know.
It's... I don't know.Copy !req
979. - What did you do?
- I-I...Copy !req
980. - It's broken...
- I didn't do nothin'.Copy !req
981. Same thing I've been
doing the past several...Copy !req
982. Okay. I'm gonna... Watch.
I'm gonna fix it.Copy !req
983. They're vampires. Vampires.Copy !req
984. No. Bullshit!Copy !req
985. These bitches must
think it's Halloween.Copy !req
986. Trick or treat.Copy !req
987. Trick or treat.Copy !req
988. Give us
something warm to drink.Copy !req
989. - Bring it the fuck on!
- Yeah, come on!Copy !req
990. Ah!Copy !req
991. - Go, go, go, go, go!
- Get up!Copy !req
992. Get up, Ty!
Get up! Let's go!Copy !req
993. - Go, go, go!
- I'm going!Copy !req
994. Let's get the fuck
outta here!Copy !req
995. Oh, sh...Copy !req
996. No, get off!
Get off!Copy !req
997. What is this?
What is this?Copy !req
998. Oh, shit!
Where the hell are we?Copy !req
999. And what the fuck are those guys?
What the fuck?Copy !req
1000. I don't know,
but I don't wanna find out.Copy !req
1001. Let's get outta here.Copy !req
1002. I'm not feelin'
too good at all, man.Copy !req
1003. Ah! Me neither, man.Copy !req
1004. Those bitches practically
drained us dry.Copy !req
1005. We thought you
two would never wake up.Copy !req
1006. Why are you doing this to us?
What do you want?Copy !req
1007. Isn't it obvious?Copy !req
1008. We're a pair of predators who do our
hunting on the Internet just like you.Copy !req
1009. Ah, fuck!Copy !req
1010. Oh, but most
of our stud-morselsCopy !req
1011. have the good manners
to shrivel up and die...Copy !req
1012. after we feed.Copy !req
1013. But some turn, and we can't just
let them run loose in the streets.Copy !req
1014. It wouldn't be very...
discreet.Copy !req
1015. So, we keep them locked down
here, starving with blood lust.Copy !req
1016. It would be sad if they hadn't all
been such rotten little fuckers.Copy !req
1017. Look, look. We will not
tell anybody! Anybody!Copy !req
1018. - Just let us go, okay?
- Christ, man.Copy !req
1019. - Just let us fucking go.
- I think I'm gonna be sick.Copy !req
1020. Shut the fuck up, man!Copy !req
1021. We like to give them
the leftovers.Copy !req
1022. - Stop, no! No! Do not do this! Please...
- Please don't do this!Copy !req
1023. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
1024. - No! No! No! Ah!
- Oh, God!Copy !req
1025. No! No! Get off of me!Copy !req
1026. Oh! Oh, no! Ah! Ah!Copy !req
1027. Help me, please! Help!Copy !req
1028. The tale has been
successfully stored in the Patriot's memory.Copy !req
1029. Poor bastards.Copy !req
1030. Really?Copy !req
1031. Sounds like the Robo-Patriot
won't be going after rapists.Copy !req
1032. Like hell it won't.Copy !req
1033. You do understand that
aliens crossing our borders,Copy !req
1034. so many of
them criminals, rapists.Copy !req
1035. We are providing
the answer.Copy !req
1036. - But those young guys? Hormones.
- Hmm.Copy !req
1037. Boys will be boys. I mean,
they have to be to become men.Copy !req
1038. Am I right, Grant?Copy !req
1039. Yeah, b-boys have to
become men, right?Copy !req
1040. You agree, Kelly?Copy !req
1041. Here's the thing.Copy !req
1042. Some women, far from virtuous,
if you get my meaning.Copy !req
1043. Yes, virtue.Copy !req
1044. Yeah, yeah,
and anyone who saysCopy !req
1045. that all women are bastions of
virtue don't understand shit.Copy !req
1046. The shit!Copy !req
1047. No, Mr. Beach,
they do not understand the shit!Copy !req
1048. They do not understand
the shit at all.Copy !req
1049. In fact, no one really
understands the shit.Copy !req
1050. Do we have time
for another tale?Copy !req
1051. Stay back here, boy.Copy !req
1052. You got two boys
from Chicago here?Copy !req
1053. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1054. I want the one that did
all the talking down in Money.Copy !req
1055. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1056. Better turn on some lights,
preacher.Copy !req
1057. Can't, sir.
Electricity's out.Copy !req
1058. You the nigger
who did the talkin'?Copy !req
1059. Yeah.Copy !req
1060. Mm-hmm.
Don't you "yeah" me, boy.Copy !req
1061. I'll blow your head off.Copy !req
1062. Put your clothes on.Copy !req
1063. You gonna do
what I said, boy?Copy !req
1064. You okay?
Our baby kicking?Copy !req
1065. It was that boy again.Copy !req
1066. Emily, it's just a dream.
We talked about this.Copy !req
1067. He's not sure
we deserve this baby.Copy !req
1068. What?
Of course we deserve it.Copy !req
1069. Baby, I have this feeling
he wants to take it away.Copy !req
1070. This time
will be different.Copy !req
1071. What did Dr. Gwinett say
at your last visit?Copy !req
1072. - "Everything looks fine."
- That was last week.Copy !req
1073. Well, I'll give him a call to come
over first thing tomorrow, okay?Copy !req
1074. Now, I just want you to close
your eyes, clear your mind,Copy !req
1075. think about how beautiful
this baby is gonna be.Copy !req
1076. Go back to sleep.Copy !req
1077. No.Copy !req
1078. No, he'll just be there
waiting for me.Copy !req
1079. And then...Copy !req
1080. He's gonna be here.Copy !req
1081. Emily, get back in bed.Copy !req
1082. Please! Just leave him!Copy !req
1083. Please.Copy !req
1084. Just leave him! Please.Copy !req
1085. Can't you just leave him?Copy !req
1086. He ain't got good sense.Copy !req
1087. He didn't know
what he was doin'.Copy !req
1088. Don't take him.Copy !req
1089. Just your shoes.Copy !req
1090. I don't wear shoes
without socks.Copy !req
1091. Please.Copy !req
1092. I will pay you gentlemen
for whatever damagesCopy !req
1093. if you will
just leave him here.Copy !req
1094. How much you got?Copy !req
1095. You best be
gettin' back to bed.Copy !req
1096. And I mean,
I wanna hear springs.Copy !req
1097. In fact, all you niggers
need to go back to sleep.Copy !req
1098. You know anybody here?Copy !req
1099. No, sir.
I don't know you.Copy !req
1100. How old are you?Copy !req
1101. Sixty-four.Copy !req
1102. Well, if tomorrow you decide you know somebody
here, you're not gonna live to be 65.Copy !req
1103. Now get inside...Copy !req
1104. if you want to live
to see another sunrise.Copy !req
1105. Well, it happened again
last night.Copy !req
1106. Well, I-I tried that, but...Copy !req
1107. Okay.Copy !req
1108. Yeah, I... I appreciate it.
Whatever you can do.Copy !req
1109. A-As soon as you can get here.Copy !req
1110. Thank you.Copy !req
1111. How is she?
How's Emily?Copy !req
1112. Well, she finally went to sleep. I just got off
the phone with Dr. Gwinett. He's on his way.Copy !req
1113. You know I don't think all this
activity is doing her any good.Copy !req
1114. Mama, let's not
do this today, okay?Copy !req
1115. I told you she doesn't need
to be worrying about a campaign.Copy !req
1116. You wouldn't be saying that if I was
throwin' support behind Jenkins.Copy !req
1117. - It's only because it's Cotton.
- True.Copy !req
1118. I don't understand you supporting a
race-baiting bastard like William Cotton.Copy !req
1119. But no matter who it was, I would be
saying something, because she needs rest.Copy !req
1120. - You remember last year.
- Yeah, I remember.Copy !req
1121. I was there in the room.Copy !req
1122. I'm just saying, another
loss will destroy her.Copy !req
1123. You don't think I realize that?
You don't think I care?Copy !req
1124. Well, you must got a pretty
low opinion about your son.Copy !req
1125. For God sakes, Mama,
it was my child too!Copy !req
1126. Then damn it, Henry,
act like it.Copy !req
1127. If I were you...Copy !req
1128. I'd apologize
to Mr. Bryant.Copy !req
1129. Maybe you'd get off with
just a bit of a beatin'.Copy !req
1130. If you cared about your child's
future, your wife's, or my future,Copy !req
1131. you wouldn't be
supporting Cotton.Copy !req
1132. That man wants to close down
ten more voting locations,Copy !req
1133. all of them
in black districts.Copy !req
1134. No, no, no, all in Democratic
districts, and I'm a Republican.Copy !req
1135. - Why you putting race into it?
- "Putting"?Copy !req
1136. He's purposely making it harder
for black people to vote.Copy !req
1137. - Race is already in it.
- No, it doesn't have to be.Copy !req
1138. You and Daddy raised me to work
hard, get ahead, and beat the odds.Copy !req
1139. Daddy said singles
don't mean a damn thing.Copy !req
1140. Black man's gotta hit a home
run if he wants to score,Copy !req
1141. and that's
what I'm doing.Copy !req
1142. Not everybody
can hit a home run.Copy !req
1143. I bet William Cotton and every
one of those racist foolsCopy !req
1144. he appeals to
can't hit one either.Copy !req
1145. William Cotton's
about to be governor.Copy !req
1146. That's a home run.Copy !req
1147. It is not a home run when
you're born on third base.Copy !req
1148. Oh, Mama.Copy !req
1149. What the hell is she doin'?Copy !req
1150. Emily?Copy !req
1151. Emily, shouldn't you stay in bed
until Dr. Gwinett gets here?Copy !req
1152. He's having doubts.Copy !req
1153. Who's having doubts?
About what?Copy !req
1154. The boy. He's having
doubts about dying.Copy !req
1155. And if he doesn't die, he's gonna
come right out of those woods.Copy !req
1156. - I need to...
- No, no, no.Copy !req
1157. - Nobody's gonna take our baby, okay?
- I do feel a presence.Copy !req
1158. Mama, please! Stop!Copy !req
1159. Can't you see
she's wound up enough?Copy !req
1160. Now, listen,
both of you.Copy !req
1161. Nobody's out there, and no one's
gonna touch our baby, all right?Copy !req
1162. Let's go back inside.Copy !req
1163. Dr. Gwinett'll be here
in a minute.Copy !req
1164. Come on.
It's okay.Copy !req
1165. Emily, the baby
seems to be just fine.Copy !req
1166. - You're sure?
- Yes.Copy !req
1167. But do yourself and your baby
a favor and stay in bed.Copy !req
1168. And if things aren't better by
tomorrow, you come by my office.Copy !req
1169. - Good?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1170. - Keep an eye on her.
- Okay.Copy !req
1171. What about the dreams?Copy !req
1172. Pregnancy can do odd things
with body chemistry, hormones.Copy !req
1173. They're just dreams.Copy !req
1174. Like I used to tell
my children,Copy !req
1175. think of something really
wonderful as you drift off.Copy !req
1176. That often does the trick.Copy !req
1177. So you mean, she shouldn't even come
downstairs for the fund-raiser this evening?Copy !req
1178. I'm telling you,
she shouldn't leave that bed.Copy !req
1179. - All right. Thanks, Martin.
- Anytime, Henry.Copy !req
1180. You think Dr. Gwinett
is right, Mama Bradley?Copy !req
1181. I just need
to think good thoughts?Copy !req
1182. I don't know,
but I know someone who might.Copy !req
1183. Mama, where you goin'?Copy !req
1184. I need you to stay with Emily while
I deal with this fund-raiser.Copy !req
1185. You watch her until I get back.Copy !req
1186. And to hell
with that damn fund-raiser!Copy !req
1187. Excuse me.
Excuse me.Copy !req
1188. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
1189. Ladies and gentlemen, if I could
have your attention, please.Copy !req
1190. First of all, we'd like
to thank you for coming out.Copy !req
1191. But for now, I want to
introduce the man of the hour,Copy !req
1192. Mayor, soon to be governor,
William Cotton.Copy !req
1193. - Thank you, Henry.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
1194. Appreciate that.Copy !req
1195. Thank you very much.
Appreciate you coming out.Copy !req
1196. I'd like to thank Henry
again for this fine eventCopy !req
1197. at this beautiful fabulous
home he's got here.Copy !req
1198. What a place.
What a place.Copy !req
1199. And take a look at this.Copy !req
1200. Takes you back in time,
doesn't it?Copy !req
1201. Goes well
with my campaign slogan.Copy !req
1202. "Let's take Mississippi back"Copy !req
1203. to the core values we've always
had here in the South.Copy !req
1204. And to have
a man like Henry...Copy !req
1205. who, in his past, would have
been serving this party...Copy !req
1206. instead of hosting it.Copy !req
1207. Anyway, anyway, now Henry
has this fine plantation home.Copy !req
1208. And a very fine, and a very white wife, as I recall.Copy !req
1209. - Where is she, anyway, Henry?
- Ah, she's feeling a little tired, sir.Copy !req
1210. The pregnancy and all.Copy !req
1211. Well, we'll let
that little lady rest.Copy !req
1212. I imagine it's big work carrying
around all that extra weight.Copy !req
1213. It makes me glad I got
an outie instead of a innie,Copy !req
1214. if you catch
my meaning.Copy !req
1215. The thing is... thing is, Henry,
his beautiful white wife,Copy !req
1216. this fine home,Copy !req
1217. only goes to prove that we have moved
past all that racial rigmarole.Copy !req
1218. Times have changed, my friends.
Times have changed.Copy !req
1219. Hmm.Copy !req
1220. Get on the post, boy.Copy !req
1221. I've got him.
I've got him.Copy !req
1222. Now, boy, you ain't
got the rightCopy !req
1223. to half look
at a white woman...Copy !req
1224. much less whistle at one.Copy !req
1225. - I do all the time back home.
- Well, you ain't back home.Copy !req
1226. Down here, niggers gonna respect
a white man and his woman.Copy !req
1227. I'm not respecting anyone
that's not respecting me.Copy !req
1228. And that's all
there is to that.Copy !req
1229. Chicago, would you
please apologize to the manCopy !req
1230. so maybe he
take it easy on you?Copy !req
1231. - You shut up, boy!
- That's right, boy!Copy !req
1232. I don't need one nigger tellin'
another nigger how to obey me.Copy !req
1233. I can do that on my own.Copy !req
1234. Them that want to get ahead can get ahead.
Them that want to vote...Copy !req
1235. can get their lazy ass off the sofa
they bought with a welfare check.Copy !req
1236. - Yeah.
- Sign up for an ID, and go to a voting booth!Copy !req
1237. On a proper weekday to vote!Copy !req
1238. Closing a few polling locations does not mean
that we're trying to keep the blacks from voting.Copy !req
1239. No, sir.Copy !req
1240. We just trying
to be efficient.Copy !req
1241. After all, we're all
in the same party, right?Copy !req
1242. - Indeed we are, sir.
- It doesn't have to be about race...Copy !req
1243. when it can be about money.Copy !req
1244. And I'm-a take all your money
here tonight...Copy !req
1245. to ensure our victory
in the fallCopy !req
1246. so we can take Mississippi back to the
values that made this state great.Copy !req
1247. I don't know what kind of poison
they feedin' niggers up northCopy !req
1248. to make 'em act
the way you do.Copy !req
1249. But down here,Copy !req
1250. you're either gonna be a good
nigger or a dead nigger.Copy !req
1251. I'll die like a man
before I live like a nigger.Copy !req
1252. You uppity...Copy !req
1253. You sure that's the way
you want it, boy?Copy !req
1254. I'm a reasonable man.Copy !req
1255. I ain't ever beat
no nigger before.Copy !req
1256. So I'm gonna give you
one more chance...Copy !req
1257. to make the right decision.Copy !req
1258. Rousing speech, sir.
I see a lot of checkbooks open.Copy !req
1259. Yeah, money's important, Henry.Copy !req
1260. But not near as important
as you rememberingCopy !req
1261. how to vote on closing those
polling locations, councilman.Copy !req
1262. Now, we need you
to get out front,Copy !req
1263. take some of the heat off of
your less civic-minded relative.Copy !req
1264. Now, you do that,
and I'll see to itCopy !req
1265. that you get
the Mayor's officeCopy !req
1266. when I get
the Governor's mansion.Copy !req
1267. - I'm honored, sir.
- He's going to live!Copy !req
1268. - Emily!
- Hold on, hold on.Copy !req
1269. We all know what happened last time.
It'll be all right.Copy !req
1270. Henry,
he's decided to live.Copy !req
1271. Emily, we all happy to know
your baby done decided to live.Copy !req
1272. That boy from the fields
has decided to live,Copy !req
1273. and if he does,
it will kill this baby.Copy !req
1274. Emily!Copy !req
1275. Emily!Copy !req
1276. Excuse me.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
1277. No, he's out there.
He's in that field.Copy !req
1278. Now I will kill him.
I'll kill him myself.Copy !req
1279. Emily!Copy !req
1280. I see you!Copy !req
1281. He's right...
He's right there, Henry.Copy !req
1282. - Emily, there's nobody there.
- He is killing our baby.Copy !req
1283. Please, sweetie.
Just put down the knife.Copy !req
1284. - The baby's fine.
- No, Henry, look.Copy !req
1285. No!Copy !req
1286. See? It's getting smaller.
He's killing our baby.Copy !req
1287. - There's no one there.
- You go back and die!Copy !req
1288. What?Copy !req
1289. - No. No. No, Henry...
- Please.Copy !req
1290. - He's there! He has to die!
- No.Copy !req
1291. - No, he has to die!
- Come on in, please.Copy !req
1292. - He has to die!
- It's all right. Just come inside.Copy !req
1293. Thanks for nothin', Mama.Copy !req
1294. Give us a minute.Copy !req
1295. Emmett?Copy !req
1296. I brought up some tea
and a little fruit.Copy !req
1297. He can see him,
can't he?Copy !req
1298. He ought to see something.
He's been out there all night.Copy !req
1299. - I do believe he can.
- I knew it.Copy !req
1300. You good?Copy !req
1301. I can't believe you brought
that crazy voodoo man over here.Copy !req
1302. Made me look like a damn fool
in front of everybody.Copy !req
1303. Well, I'm glad to see you've
kept your priorities straight.Copy !req
1304. Anyway, you've been lookin'
like a fool for months.Copy !req
1305. Mama, not every black person
has to vote the same way.Copy !req
1306. Some of us think
for ourselves.Copy !req
1307. And some of you only
think about yourselves.Copy !req
1308. More important to get
into office than do something.Copy !req
1309. Well, we don't have to worry
about that after tonight.Copy !req
1310. Thank you.Copy !req
1311. - Did you see him?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1312. And?Copy !req
1313. He want to talk to you.Copy !req
1314. What? I'm not playing along
with this BS...Copy !req
1315. Henry, talk to him!Copy !req
1316. I don't want to lose
another baby.Copy !req
1317. - And you won't.
- Wrong. You gonna lose more than that.Copy !req
1318. You're gonna lose everything
unless you talk to him.Copy !req
1319. And what do I talk to this
invisible man about, huh?Copy !req
1320. - Sacrifice.
- Sacrifice.Copy !req
1321. He doesn't think
you worth dying for.Copy !req
1322. Who the hell
asked him to?Copy !req
1323. Jesus! Y'all got me talking like
somebody's really out there.Copy !req
1324. He said that a black man
votin' to close the pollsCopy !req
1325. to keep other black folks
from voting... last straw.Copy !req
1326. What?
Are you serious?Copy !req
1327. So you conjure up this nonsense
to get me to change my vote?Copy !req
1328. - I didn't make him say that...
- Unbelievable!Copy !req
1329. Henry! It's getting smaller.Copy !req
1330. I'm calling Dr. Gwinett.Copy !req
1331. Can't nothing good happen now...
unless he talk.Copy !req
1332. Can I talk to him?Copy !req
1333. It couldn't hurt.Copy !req
1334. Hey, Martin.Copy !req
1335. It's Dr. Gwinett.Copy !req
1336. Where is she?Copy !req
1337. Um, she's upstairs.Copy !req
1338. I've never seen
anything like this before.Copy !req
1339. It's like the child
is shrinking.Copy !req
1340. What?
What do we do?Copy !req
1341. We... We can't
lose another, Doc.Copy !req
1342. It'll kill her.
It'll kill us both.Copy !req
1343. Wait, are you saying that this
is your child inside her?Copy !req
1344. What? Yes!Copy !req
1345. Doc, wait, wait.
Where you going?Copy !req
1346. I don't work for coloreds, and I definitely
don't work for any mixed marriage.Copy !req
1347. No, he's not my husband.
He kidnapped me.Copy !req
1348. - Emily, what?
- You need to leave this house now.Copy !req
1349. You can't make me
leave my own house.Copy !req
1350. Bull! Negroes can't own
homes in this district.Copy !req
1351. Now do as I say and get your
black ass out of this house!Copy !req
1352. - The only one leaving this house is you.
- No. No.Copy !req
1353. - Get out!
- Don't touch him.Copy !req
1354. Get out!
Emily, stop!Copy !req
1355. No!Copy !req
1356. Get...Copy !req
1357. Get the hell out!Copy !req
1358. You don't put your hands
on a white man like that!Copy !req
1359. You bastard!Copy !req
1360. Stop!Copy !req
1361. Emily, stop!Copy !req
1362. I don't know where
you stole that phone,Copy !req
1363. but unless it's got an app on it
to turn your black ass invisible,Copy !req
1364. you got hell
to pay, boy!Copy !req
1365. Henry! It doesn't matter what I say.
You need to talk to him.Copy !req
1366. Mama, not now.
I don't know what's goin' on.Copy !req
1367. What's goin' on is that
you need to see that boy.Copy !req
1368. Otherwise, your child
won't be the only one lost.Copy !req
1369. All right,
where's this ghost?Copy !req
1370. Stop being disrespectful,
Henry.Copy !req
1371. He's right in front of you.
My apologies.Copy !req
1372. Okay, this is stupid.Copy !req
1373. If you want your wife back, you got
to see what's in front of you.Copy !req
1374. Focus.
Open your eyes.Copy !req
1375. Respect the sacrifices that's been gifted you.Copy !req
1376. - Where'd you come from?
- The past.Copy !req
1377. But I've been blessed
with a chance to see the future,Copy !req
1378. and, well, it's not
at all what I thought.Copy !req
1379. What kinda craziness
is this?Copy !req
1380. No craziness, sir.Copy !req
1381. Just realizing I went through a lot
of hell for nothing, so it seems.Copy !req
1382. What do you mean?
Who the hell are you?Copy !req
1383. My family calls me Bobo,
but you might know me by Emmett.Copy !req
1384. Emmett Till, sir.Copy !req
1385. You're trying to tell me
you're Emmett Till?Copy !req
1386. Most people recognize me
more like this.Copy !req
1387. Mr. Henry, a lot of folks think that Emmett's
death sparked the Civil Rights Movement.Copy !req
1388. - Who the hell are you?
- Respect the sacrifice.Copy !req
1389. I'm Carole Denise McNair, sir.Copy !req
1390. And these are my friends
from Sunday school.Copy !req
1391. Addie Mae Collins, Cynthia
Wesley and Carole Robertson.Copy !req
1392. - You're the four little girls.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
1393. From 16th Street
Baptist Church.Copy !req
1394. And Emmett standing up
and dying like he didCopy !req
1395. helped us get voting rights.Copy !req
1396. Why would you support a party
that wants to take them away?Copy !req
1397. If this boy died
for civil rights,Copy !req
1398. then he should want me to have the
freedom to do and vote as I please.Copy !req
1399. I didn't die so you could have
more freedom to do as you please.Copy !req
1400. I died so you could have more
freedom to do what's right.Copy !req
1401. Like you had a choice.Copy !req
1402. Respect the sacrifices.Copy !req
1403. You always have a choice.Copy !req
1404. Mine was to live like a coward
or die like a man.Copy !req
1405. But maybe it wasn't worth it.Copy !req
1406. Maybe none of our deaths
were worth it.Copy !req
1407. But that would mean that James, Andrew and
Michael's deaths weren't worth it either.Copy !req
1408. Chaney, Goodman, Schwerner.Copy !req
1409. Or even Mr. Evers.Copy !req
1410. And I'm pretty sure
you know who that is.Copy !req
1411. Dr. King.Copy !req
1412. Don't forget her.Copy !req
1413. - Who is that?
- My mother.Copy !req
1414. Her sacrifice was letting
the world see my body,Copy !req
1415. knowing this horrible image would
haunt her for the rest of her life.Copy !req
1416. A lot of folks
took a lot of painCopy !req
1417. for you to be so cavalier
about your freedom, Mr. Bradley.Copy !req
1418. Respect the sacrifices
gifted you.Copy !req
1419. Respect the sacrifices
gifted you.Copy !req
1420. Respect the sacrifices
gifted you.Copy !req
1421. Respect the sacrifices
gifted you.Copy !req
1422. - Respect the sacrifices given you.
- No.Copy !req
1423. Respect the sacrifices
given you.Copy !req
1424. - No, no, no!
- Respect... -Copy !req
1425. Stop!Copy !req
1426. Well, it seems
I have a second chance.Copy !req
1427. And this time, I think I'm gonna
choose a bit differently.Copy !req
1428. Emmett, you can't.Copy !req
1429. Actually, he can.
But you can't let him.Copy !req
1430. If Emmett doesn't die,
history changes.Copy !req
1431. Perhaps
none of them die.Copy !req
1432. Perhaps, the only thing that dies is a
chance at the civil rights you enjoy.Copy !req
1433. No, this is crazy.
No way this can be happening.Copy !req
1434. It is happening, Henry, and you
need to stop it before it...Copy !req
1435. Go!Copy !req
1436. There he is! That's the
nigger that raped me.Copy !req
1437. What?Copy !req
1438. - Come here, boy.
- Emily, I'm your husband!Copy !req
1439. You're just makin' it worse,
disrespectin' that white woman.Copy !req
1440. Hold on a minute. He didn't rape her.
That's his wife!Copy !req
1441. Hush up, you nigger bitch!Copy !req
1442. Yeah, stay down.Copy !req
1443. You motherfucker!
I'll kill you!Copy !req
1444. Get...Copy !req
1445. Watch it, now.Copy !req
1446. - Get him outta here!
- Let me go!Copy !req
1447. Let me go!
Let me go!Copy !req
1448. Get him!Copy !req
1449. - Wait! Get him!
- Hey!Copy !req
1450. Can't you do something?Copy !req
1451. What would you like us to do,
Mr. Bradley?Copy !req
1452. Go back and die to make
your life a little easier?Copy !req
1453. It's not for me. It's for
my child, for my wife.Copy !req
1454. That's not her. She's not racist.
She loves me.Copy !req
1455. She did.
And she can again.Copy !req
1456. But you have to join us.
You have to sacrifice.Copy !req
1457. What does that mean?Copy !req
1458. It means you wouldn't
be here without me.Copy !req
1459. Without us.Copy !req
1460. And as you can see,
without all the sacrifices,Copy !req
1461. everything in
your world changes.Copy !req
1462. If what you want
is worth us dying for,Copy !req
1463. why isn't it worth
you dying for?Copy !req
1464. 'Cause you're already dead.Copy !req
1465. Don't have to be.Copy !req
1466. I can make a different choice,
live a different life.Copy !req
1467. Maybe we all live
different lives.Copy !req
1468. Maybe I'll go to school, maybe I become
a councilman, and I can avoid this.Copy !req
1469. But if you want me
to take that whooping,Copy !req
1470. if you want us
to sacrifice our livesCopy !req
1471. to make the lives of your
loved ones a little better,Copy !req
1472. you need to change, sir.Copy !req
1473. Okay. I won't vote to close the
polls, and I'll leave the party.Copy !req
1474. That's no longer an option.Copy !req
1475. You've got to go
the extra mile.Copy !req
1476. Will you sacrifice with me?Copy !req
1477. I, uh...Copy !req
1478. Well, that seems
to answer it.Copy !req
1479. Looks like this is good-bye.Copy !req
1480. No, wait.Copy !req
1481. - Let's go!
- No, wait. Wait, wait!Copy !req
1482. Please! Please!
I need more time.Copy !req
1483. Just, I-I j...
I just need more time! Please!Copy !req
1484. Wait!
Get off me!Copy !req
1485. - No, wait! I need more time...
- Take this black bitch too!Copy !req
1486. Please! Let me go!
Let me...Copy !req
1487. If you left any seed in me, you could
be damn well sure I'm gonna kill it.Copy !req
1488. Okay, I will. I will! I will!Copy !req
1489. - I will!
- Get him!Copy !req
1490. Son of a bitch!
Get him!Copy !req
1491. I'll do it.
I'll take your sacrifice.Copy !req
1492. - Are you sure?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1493. I'm a man.Copy !req
1494. Boy, he said "Are you sure?"Copy !req
1495. I'm a man.Copy !req
1496. And I intend to live like one until
the last breath God gives me.Copy !req
1497. Then take
what you asked for.Copy !req
1498. Oh, my God!
What happened?Copy !req
1499. I'm proud of you, son.Copy !req
1500. Can't say that was
your best story, Simms.Copy !req
1501. Can't say that I liked
that one much at all.Copy !req
1502. We should get moving,
Mr. Beach.Copy !req
1503. The event
is ready to start.Copy !req
1504. Grant, is the Robo-Patriot
prepped?Copy !req
1505. Uh, entirely, sir.Copy !req
1506. Here we go.Copy !req
1507. When these
media assholes see this,Copy !req
1508. it's just gonna
be like holy shit.Copy !req
1509. - Yeah! The shit!
- Yeah.Copy !req
1510. The doo-doo!
The poopity pop!Copy !req
1511. Are you okay, Simms?Copy !req
1512. Apologies.Copy !req
1513. I mean, it's just that... Do you mind
if I watch the press conference?Copy !req
1514. I mean...Copy !req
1515. I would love
to see the shit!Copy !req
1516. I think it's gonna
be quite amazing!Copy !req
1517. Ooh, hoo hoo!Copy !req
1518. - Oh!
- No harm, I suppose.Copy !req
1519. Let's go.Copy !req
1520. So, to further explain, let me bring up
the leader in corrective technology,Copy !req
1521. Dumass Beach.Copy !req
1522. Thank you, Kelly.
I'm gonna get right to it.Copy !req
1523. Here at Beach Industries, we want
to do what's right for America.Copy !req
1524. Now, that means safer
streets, cities and states.Copy !req
1525. Beach Industries wants
to help create a countryCopy !req
1526. where foreign scum, terrorists,
rapists, and criminals of all kindsCopy !req
1527. cannot only be quickly
and easily identified,Copy !req
1528. but justly convicted,Copy !req
1529. and punished in a way that saves
billions of tax dollars,Copy !req
1530. that until now
have been wasted on fundingCopy !req
1531. a legal system that
is woefully ineffective.Copy !req
1532. Thank you, Grant.Copy !req
1533. So today, I present to you
the future of American security,Copy !req
1534. the Robo-Patriot.Copy !req
1535. This machine not only has the
ability to, within seconds,Copy !req
1536. scan NSA, FBI, CIA, local
police, and social media filesCopy !req
1537. to quickly identify those who have
already committed criminal acts,Copy !req
1538. but uses new technology
created by my companyCopy !req
1539. to predict a person's criminal
or anti-American threat levelCopy !req
1540. by reading brain waves,
heat patterns and DNA,Copy !req
1541. which it captures, using molecules found
in a person's breath as they exhale.Copy !req
1542. Well, this gives a whole new
meaning to the term, "bad breath."Copy !req
1543. Uh, Mr. Beach, are you sayingCopy !req
1544. this thing can
predict criminal behavior?Copy !req
1545. More than that.Copy !req
1546. I'm saying it knows
100 percentCopy !req
1547. if someone will or will not
commit a future crimeCopy !req
1548. that could harm any number
of lawful American citizens.Copy !req
1549. This is an intelligent machine
that can police our streetsCopy !req
1550. as well as serve as judge, jury,
and if need be, executioner.Copy !req
1551. I know.
It sounds amazing, right?Copy !req
1552. So, we prepared
a little demonstration.Copy !req
1553. We have placed among you men and
women who have criminal histories.Copy !req
1554. Let's see if the Robo-Patriot
can find them.Copy !req
1555. Is this thing
gonna kill someone?Copy !req
1556. The Robo-Patriot will do whatever is necessary
to protect America and its true citizens.Copy !req
1557. So unless you have plans on,
uh, harming America...Copy !req
1558. Anyone?Copy !req
1559. You should all be fine.Copy !req
1560. Robo-Patriot is activated and looking
for threats against America.Copy !req
1561. Robo-Patriot identifies
criminals at threat level two.Copy !req
1562. Threat level two is simply
small-time burglars.Copy !req
1563. Whoa.Copy !req
1564. Turn yourselves inCopy !req
1565. to avoid further legal actions
to protect America.Copy !req
1566. There we go.
There we go!Copy !req
1567. How about that,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
1568. American technology at work.Copy !req
1569. Built in America.Copy !req
1570. Robo-Patriot identifies
illegals without papers.Copy !req
1571. Please turn yourselves in, or I will
do what it takes to protect America.Copy !req
1572. Ah, it's a beautiful thing.Copy !req
1573. How about
that, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
1574. Here to protect your families,
your American families.Copy !req
1575. How do we know
these aren't plants?Copy !req
1576. Well, as you know, I run the toughest prison...Copy !req
1577. - What?
- Like a person, it can learn from secondhand experience.Copy !req
1578. Stories, fables, tales.Copy !req
1579. Those young guys? Hormones.
Boys will be boys.Copy !req
1580. Your kind are
particularly accomplished liars.Copy !req
1581. Your brothers and sisters make up
an enormous part of my profits.Copy !req
1582. As well as serve
as judge, jury, executioner.Copy !req
1583. Judge, jury, executioner.Copy !req
1584. Robo-Patriot identifies one immediate clear
and present threat to American civilization.Copy !req
1585. Oh!Copy !req
1586. Uh-oh! Perhaps he thinks the fake media...
is a real threat.Copy !req
1587. All right.Copy !req
1588. Robo-Patriot
recognizes Dumb Ass Bitch.Copy !req
1589. That's, uh, Dumass Beach.Copy !req
1590. Um, it, uh, polices much better
than it speaks. Trust me.Copy !req
1591. As a lethal threat that must be immediately
neutralized to secure American safety.Copy !req
1592. Neutralizing the threat
in five, four, three, two...Copy !req
1593. - What the hell's...
- ... one.Copy !req
1594. No!Copy !req
1595. Goddamn thing!
What the hell is...Copy !req
1596. No! No, stop!Copy !req
1597. Somebody's gonna
lose their job...Copy !req
1598. Robo-Patriot recognizes
worthless accomplicesCopy !req
1599. aiding and abetting
Dumb Ass Bitch.Copy !req
1600. No! No!Copy !req
1601. I never liked him!Copy !req
1602. Help!Copy !req
1603. This robot has
lost its damn mind!Copy !req
1604. Shit! Shit!Copy !req
1605. - Robo-Patriot will protect America.
- Fuck!Copy !req
1606. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
1607. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck!Copy !req
1608. Metal motherfucker!Copy !req
1609. No! No, no!Copy !req
1610. Help!Copy !req
1611. Help! Help! No!Copy !req
1612. Wait. No, no. Please.Copy !req
1613. - Oh!
- Beach!Copy !req
1614. Going my way?Copy !req
1615. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Drive!Copy !req
1616. I think it got me.Copy !req
1617. Christ!Copy !req
1618. I'm afraid Christ can no longer
be of service, Mr. Beach.Copy !req
1619. Oh, skip the religious
lecture and drive, Simms!Copy !req
1620. Holy shit!Copy !req
1621. Ah, yes.Copy !req
1622. The shit!Copy !req
1623. What the hell is your
black ass laughing about?Copy !req
1624. You think this is
some kind of joke?Copy !req
1625. You drive this car
to a goddamn hospitalCopy !req
1626. before I bleed out and die,
you crazy nigger!Copy !req
1627. This ain't no joke!Copy !req
1628. This ain't no car.Copy !req
1629. I ain't no nigger!Copy !req
1630. And your worthless soul
is no longer alive!Copy !req
1631. Where am I?
Where am I?Copy !req
1632. Mr. Dumass Beach, welcome
to hell, motherfucker!Copy !req
1633. No! No! No!Copy !req
1634. Welcome to hell, motherfucker!Copy !req
1635. Ha!Copy !req
1636. Now that... was some shit.Copy !req