1. Mr. Simms?
Yes.
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2. Mr. Beach is this way.
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3. MR. And I think,
on the next model,
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4. the guns should be
even bigger.
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5. Yeah. Again, sir, these are not your
standard guns. These are lasers.
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6. I like bigger.
People like bigger.
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7. Yes, but what I'm trying
to explain to you...
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8. Bigger!
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9. Mr. Beach?
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10. I'm busy. I'm busy, Kelly, explaining
to Grant the importance of "big."
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11. You know, on second thought,
why don't you explain it?
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12. I mean, as a woman,
you certainly have
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13. a firm grasp on why
big is preferred.
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14. (CLEARS THROAT) Sir, Mr.
Diomedes Simms is here.
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15. You're not what
I was expecting.
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16. I assure you, sir, no one
tells stories as well as I.
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17. (CHUCKLES)
Oh, yes. Yes, yes.
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18. Your kind are particularly
accomplished liars, aren't they?
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19. MR. SIMMSI Oh?
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20. You know about my kind?
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21. Oh, Mr. Simms, my prisons
are filled with your kind.
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22. Surely, not because of any issues with
an unjust application of "just us."
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23. Look, I'm the largest builder and owner
of private prisons in this oountry,
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24. and I can tell you,
your brothers and sisters
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25. make up an enormous part
of my profits.
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26. Hmm.
Mmm.
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27. Kelly, how long until
that press conference?
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28. Just a couple
of hours, sir.
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29. Shit.
Shit.
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30. Excuse me?
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31. Nothing.
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32. You've got 10 minutes
to impress me.
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33. Grant, explain to Simms
why he's here.
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34. Yes. Right away.
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35. Sir, we are in the last stage
before full production
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36. of what I can only
refer to as
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37. a sentient robot.
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38. MR. The Robo-Patriot, the
future of American security.
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39. MR.A robot police force?
That I own and control.
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40. You ever hear of Al? That's
"artificial intelligence."
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41. Oh, I see artificial
intelligence all the time.
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42. Well, I call it...
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43. I call it.
I, Grant. I call it.
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44. Mr. Beach calls it RI,
"real intelligence."
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45. You see, because it can learn
from firsthand experience,
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46. but like a person, it can also
learn from secondhand experienoe,
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47. so stories, fables, tales.
That's where you come in.
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48. Hmm.
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49. That's right. You're
here to tell it tales
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50. so that it has an even broader
base from which to assess
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51. who is worthy of detention,
jail, even execution.
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52. Execufion? Well, that
sounds so final,
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53. and not nearly as lucrative
as indefinite incarceration.
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54. Some things I do are just
because it's the right thing.
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55. Indeed.
Indeed.
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56. But let's hear
one of those stories
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57. that I'm supposed to be willing
to write you a check for.
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58. Great. We're already linked
into the robot and recording, sir.
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59. Let's see. Something
to make your creation
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60. choose the correct individual
for incarceration.
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61. Yes. Well, there are
so many possibilities.
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62. Give me a theme.
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63. Well, let's pull one
from the headlines.
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64. Now, since I already have
so many black lives
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65. filling the beds
of my facilities,
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66. how about
Black Lives Matter?
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67. Of course.
Of course.
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68. Now this is the story
of criminal behavior,
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69. and how one particular
black life mattered.
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70. I call it,
"Good Golly."
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71. What?
What is he talking about?
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72. Oh, my gosh.
Where are we goin'?
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73. This is it! Zoe!
Zoe, look! This is it!
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74. Your stupid brother
is still hiking.
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75. It's like we're not even
on the same vacation.
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76. Oh, come on. We will catch
up with him later. Let's go.
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77. Can you believe I found it?
Ready?
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78. ldonfihkethelooks
of this place.
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79. It'll be fun!
Come on.
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80. Huh.
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81. Wait! "God bless this hell"? Jesus,
do we really have to do this?
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82. It's cool!
God blessed it.
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83. Okay, this is crazy.
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84. Not as crazy as that!
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85. Ah! Zoe, look! (LAUGHS)
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86. No, that is insane.
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87. Huh.
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88. "Coon Chicken lnn."
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89. Okay, so this is the door that people came
in through when they wanted some chicken.
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90. The Colonel's chicken make you
wanna lick your fingers,
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91. but that guy,
he's licking you.
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92. And this?
This is like, what?
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93. You find that amusing?
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94. Well, yeah, actually. I
mean, who looks like that?
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95. Who indeed.
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96. Slave masters used to brand
their property with a hot iron,
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97. but as we became
free men and women,
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98. America needed a new way
to mark its property,
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99. a new way to control the
negro, keep him in his place.
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100. So instead of
hot coals and metal,
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101. they used pen, paint and ink.
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102. No branding iron necessary.
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103. Come this way.
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104. Lazy, shiftless,
gluttonous, lying,
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105. over-sexed, ugly,
violent, stupid.
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106. And this way, the
American nigger/negro
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107. became the first true
corporate brand.
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108. Yeah, this country used to be
just really messed up.
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109. No doubt.
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110. Better now, is it?
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111. Well, I mean
we're friends, so...
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112. Since grade school,
so...
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113. Yeah!
Yeah!
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114. Yeah.
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115. We should go.
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116. Uh, do you have
any gollys?
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117. UGollysu?
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118. Yeah, like this?
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119. Hey! Careful.
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120. I was just leaning
against a chair.
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121. Yeah, Zoe. Careful.
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122. That c: hair's made from the
sacred wood of a slave ship.
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123. The grain is a product
of the blood
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124. shed by men and women
who were beaten and died
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125. chained within its bowels as it
traversed the Middle Passage.
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126. That was like
the black holocaust.
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127. And, duh!
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128. The entire American slave
experience was a holocaust, which,
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129. I might add,
continues today.
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130. Its dark repercussions
keep bearing fruit.
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131. Can we please go?
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132. About the gollys,
the golliwogs...
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133. Um, I heard you had
golliwogs for sale?
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134. This is a museum.
Nothing is for sale!
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135. Oh, but...
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136. Aw! He looks
just like my first.
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137. Hi, Golly.
My little Golly Gee.
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138. How about 800?
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139. Others have
offered thousands,
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140. and I tell them all
the same... No.
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141. This doll in particular has
been through too much.
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142. It's carried over 1 O0 years of
racism in its small, delicate frame,
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143. a racism created
in America
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144. that's traveled to England,
Australia and beyond.
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145. Okay, well, my great gran had a
collection and she started me collecting,
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146. so honestly, I don't
really see it as racist,
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147. just a warm, comforting
part of my childhood.
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148. Mammy slaves also gave white children
comfort in their childhoods.
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149. Cradling them, feeding them from
their swollen, bruised tits
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150. as their own babies were sold,
raped or otherwise neglected.
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151. As comforting
as they were,
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152. I don't think you should have
a mammy to play with either.
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153. For God sakes,
it's a doll.
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154. It's a tool,
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155. an instrument of manipulation that
kills the spirit of who we really are
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156. by presenting the lie
others wish to see.
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157. Is being your comfort any
better than being your slave,
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158. or are they the same?
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159. Okay, seriously!
This is just ridiculous.
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160. Black rappers call themself
"nigger" all the time,
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161. and I can't even have
a cute little black doll?
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162. Your friend's whiteness
is showing.
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163. Well, she's kind of right,
isn't she?
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164. No.
That doll is the reason
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165. many black men and women still
call themselves "niggers."
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166. They, too, have
accepted the branding.
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167. Marshall McLuhan
was right.
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168. "The medium is the message," and
the message has taken hold.
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169. This poor
misshapen creature
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170. was given life by
a white English woman
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171. and nurtured on
the tit of racism.
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172. A foul aberration that
refuses to die
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173. as new generations resuscitate
its tortured soul.
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174. Trust me. This doll
will bring no comfort.
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175. It's filled with all the pain and
torment 1 O0 years of hate can produce.
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176. It may give you what you want,
but not how you want it.
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177. Good day, ladies.
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178. Let's go.
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179. So, this is where
the doll is?
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180. I can't believe you
talked me into this.
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181. Oh, come on. You hated that
old guy even more than I did.
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182. So, can you get us in?
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183. You're kidding me.
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184. Locks from old buildings like this
are practically from the Stone Ages.
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185. Well, go do your thing.
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186. Done.
Piece of cake.
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187. God, your brother is
such a felon.
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188. Yeah, I know.
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189. You weren't complaining last night when
I "fell in" to your you-know-what.
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190. Shut up. Nasty.
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191. Mmm!
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192. I'm 00min' for
that ass, girl.
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193. Stop.
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194. What is
all this stuff?
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195. Basically a museum of
fucked-up history.
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196. Yeah.
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197. Oh, cool.
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198. What?
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199. It's a whippin' post.
You know,
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200. like where if I was
your masta',
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201. I'd tie up and punish
your pretty black ass
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202. for not obeying my every
perverted white-man desire.
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203. Oh.
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204. I'm so scared, big daddy.
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205. Hi there, Golly Gee.
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206. Aw! Are you tired of
being locked in there?
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207. Let me get you out.
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208. Okay, how do I get you out?
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209. Guess I'll just have to bring this
whole thing back to the hotel with me
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210. and get you out of this
backwards town.
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211. Better turn around, girl.
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212. I'm gonna warm them cheeks up, and
then I'm gonna storm them cheeks.
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213. You're so nasty, daddy!
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214. Okay, ew! You guys, I do not want
to hear your sicko sex talk.
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215. Uh, you fucked
my brother first.
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216. Yeah, and we had to listen to how he
used to call you his "snow white ho."
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217. Disgusting. My brother was
your nasty black golliwog.
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218. Whatever!
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219. Yeah, it looks like
payback is my bitch.
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220. Oh!
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221. Get it off me!
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222. Are you okay?
Are you okay?
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223. Oh!
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224. Guys!
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225. It's not like you're gonna
need the glass anyway.
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226. Yeah, and it's probably a good
thing we broke some stuff
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227. or steal some other stuff. Otherwise,
it's gonna be pretty obvious
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228. who stole it if the only thing
missing is that stupid doll!
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229. He is not stupid!
He is a cuddly cutie.
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230. Isn't that right,
Golly Gee?
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231. Golly?
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232. Hey, look at this.
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233. Golly?
The Three Little Gollies.
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234. Ooh!
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235. Let me see.
Where are you, Golly?
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236. "One time,
three adventurous golliwogs,
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237. "Golly, Woggie and Nigger
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238. "chose to go for a walk to
Bumblebee Lane.
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239. "Golly wasn't ready, so Woggie and Nigger
decided they would begin without him,
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240. "allowing Golly to catch up
as soon as he could."
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241. Golly?
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242. "So off went
Woggie and Nigger,
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243. "arm-in-arm spiritedly
singing their favorite song,
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244. "which you may have guessed
was 10 Little Nigger Boys."
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245. That's kinda racist.
Yeah.
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246. Golly?
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247. LOOK at this.
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248. Golliwog Goes to Hell.
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249. Are you serious?
Yeah. Hold on. Wait.
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250. “A
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251. "a nog, wake up,
Golliwog.
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252. "Make some golly fun and 'den
go right back to sleep again."
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253. That's it?
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254. Yeah, the rest of the
pages are just blank.
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255. What?
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256. There you are, Golly! Hi.
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257. Audrey?
You're bleeding.
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258. Did you get cut
from the glass?
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259. I don't think so.
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260. It's the doll. It's the doll!
What?
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261. Run!
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262. No!
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263. There's no need
for that, Golly Gee.
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264. Don't you know that you
were always my favorite?
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265. Hey, don't you know
that I love you?
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266. Can't you just
love me?
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267. Can't we just
love each other?
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268. Huh?
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269. Childbirth is often
a joyous occasion.
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270. But I don't believe you're gonna
make it through this pregnancy.
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271. Oh, what do we have here?
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272. You're ready to pop.
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273. I promise I'll bury you next to
your brother and your friend.
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274. I don't care if I die,
but for the sake of the baby,
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275. I should give birth
in a hospital!
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276. Sorry, you can't leave. How
could I ever explain this?
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277. Goodbye, Audrey.
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278. It's time for you to bear
the fruit of your passion.
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279. No, please!
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280. I love you, my gollies.
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281. On, baby.
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282. Fuckin' white women
and havin' babies.
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283. But how dare they call you
a stereotype?
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284. You're just their creation
they designed you to be.
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285. The tale
has been successfully stored
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286. in the Patriot's memory.
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287. Well, Mr. Simms, entertaining, and I
guess she got what was coming to her.
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288. Yes, the offspring of evil intent
will always find fertile ground
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289. to bear its bitter fruit.
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290. That was a good story, Simms,
and, yes, the doll got stolen,
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291. but do you have anything more to the
point from a criminal standpoint?
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292. How about a story
about gangsters?
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293. Gangsters, yes!
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294. Now that's something the Robe-Patriot
could go after to protect America,
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295. and fill my prisons.
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296. Well, this story begins as
many tales in the hood do,
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297. with a violent beatdown.
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298. I don't know what
you talkin' about.
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299. Ooh! Goddamn! Hey, you see
the sweat fly off his head?
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300. Now see, that's some 'ol George Foreman
Thrilla In Manila shit right there!
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301. Nah, that's Rumble in the Jungle, Booze.
Ali kicked Frazier's ass in Manila,
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302. like this!
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303. Ooh! Goddamn.
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304. "Down goes Frazier! The champ is down!
The champ is out!
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305. "Only four minutes left in the fight!
How do you feel, Champ?"
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306. "ls what he said,
ladies and gentlemen!"
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307. "Mike Tyson has been
knocked out!"
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308. "Cliff Bettie, super-pimp,
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309. "the Heidi Fleiss
of the hood!" (LAUGHS)
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310. You don't look pretty now, you
sorry ho-running motherfucker!
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311. Now, Cliff,
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312. I know you want to prove that you
got some big-ass brass balls.
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313. I know.
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314. And I know you don't want
to get punked out,
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315. but these fools havin' too much fun
fuckin' you the fuck up, playa.
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316. Believe that!
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317. Now why don't you just go
ahead... No, look at me.
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318. Go ahead on, tell us where you
got that $5 million hid at so,
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319. while ya still got some
face left to lose, man.
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320. Now don't try and
deny it no more.
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321. I'm way harder to fool than
the IRS, boy, and I know...
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322. I know where you got all
these fancy-ass cars from.
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323. Listen to me. That money
is for my foundation.
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324. "Foundation"?
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325. Whatcha building?
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326. I'm not a pimp anymore.
I gave all that up.
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327. I had what you call
a revelation.
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328. This nigga had an
"e-pimp-phany."
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329. Man, that nigga lyin'!
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330. I'm a legitimate
businessman now.
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331. I got seven full franchises, three
car washes and one supermarket,
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332. all creating jobs
in the community.
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333. Come on, man. We got so many
people trying to keep us down,
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334. we need to be lifting
each other up right now,
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335. so the next generation
don't have to live like this.
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336. We gotta stop with this killing
each other in the streets, man.
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337. That money that you're trying to take
is for my charitable foundation.
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338. We're gonna open
two magnet schools
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339. and give scholarships to poor black kids
so they can get up out of this hellhole.
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340. Damn.
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341. Damn, shit,
I ain't know that.
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342. So you're trying to give back
to the community
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343. and change lives and shit?
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344. Like turn all that dirt
you done into good deeds?
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345. Exacfly. We all could
do some good work.
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346. I don't give a fuck about none of
that bleedin' heart bullshit, nigga!
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347. I'm in this world
to get mine.
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348. Fuck your United Nigger
College Fund,
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349. and fuck them kids!
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350. They want to make some real
money, send 'em to me.
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351. Have 'em selling dope on the street
and make all the money they need.
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352. Shoot, start talkin'
or finish dyin', nigga.
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353. Come on, come on, come on.
There you go. There you go.
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355. He said okay? "Okay"?
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356. Now that's smart.
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357. I knew we'd eventually beat
some sense into your ass.
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358. Now go on and tell me where you got
your little secret cash stash hid at.
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359. You know that sorry-ass ho-house
I used to run over on Seventh?
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360. Yeah.
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361. On the top floor,
way in the back,
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362. I got the nastiest crack ho
in the city.
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363. No pride at all.
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364. Do anything to anybody.
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365. Rumor is Animal Control uses her
blood to put down rabid dogs.
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366. So what about her?
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367. That's your momma!
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368. I hid the money
in her snatch.
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369. He's a funny motherfucker
right here.
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370. Yeah, nigga? Yeah, nigga?
In her fuckin' snatch, huh?
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371. You ain't sayin'
nothin', bitch!
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372. I'll bet you gonna
do nothin'.
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373. Fuckin' Chill, bitch!
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374. Chill! Chill!
Man, get off me!
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375. Chill, bro.
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376. Nigga,
'dat shit was funny!
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377. You gonna tell rne this fool fuokin'
around with a regular lady now?
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378. Yep. A singer,
named Sandra Blake.
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379. What kinda pimp falls in love with
a bitch that ain't even a ho?
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380. You know where
she be at?
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381. Yeah, she'll be at the
club down the street.
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382. Yeah?
Yeah.
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383. What she look like?
Bro, she bad as fuck, man.
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384. Hmm. So we take
that bitch and run,
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385. you think this nigga gonna
fuckin' start talkin' or what?
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386. Yo, he got to talk.
He in love with her, man.
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388. Man, whatchu go and do that for?
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389. That wasn't smart.
You know that nigga crazy.
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391. Nigga, you...
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392. Nigga, what the fuck's
so funny?
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393. What the fuck
you laughin' at?
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396. Real bad dude.
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397. But I heard you wasn't so hard
when you was up in Quentin.
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398. Heard Bobby Sanchez was digging
up in your ass on the regular.
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399. Bitch-nigga.
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400. Booze, you ignorant-ass motherfucka!
VVhatchu hit him that hard for?
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401. Look, man, he was
talkin' shit, a'ight?
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403. "Fuck his punk ass"?
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money at now, huh, Booze?
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405. He the only one that
knew where it was!
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406. What now?
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407. What now?
Look, I don't know!
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409. Go.
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410. Take this fool and you dump this nigga
body somewhere nobody'll find it.
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411. Think you could do that
without fuckin' up?
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you can handle?
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for being so patient.
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minutes behind right now,
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very shortly, okay?
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do you believe in psychics?
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419. Oh. Oh, okay.
So he must be real.
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He's on television.
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422. Oh, good. Hmm, I'm sure
he'll help you a lot.
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423. Well, you know, there were
so many things left unsaid
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and I just...
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if he was always faithful.
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426. Are you sure you'd really
wanna know all that, Susan?
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427. Oh, that's horrible.
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428. No, I'm not
trying to be ugly, but,
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about Dallas, isn't it?
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430. You see, I can't talk
to you about anything.
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431. You don't like to
talk about anything.
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432. Why don't you
go to therapy?
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433. That is not making me feel any
better. I'm not... Okay, I'm sorry.
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434. All right. Let's do it to it,
people, because
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436. and information is the key
to success.
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437. Whoa! Ho ho! Whoa!
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438. I just had
an intense vision.
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439. If I don't get
good notes today,
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440. I see a bunch of people on the
unemployment line tomorrow.
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441. You don't like this job?
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442. Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
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443. Too damn bad. You should have
been born with talent like me.
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444. Got that, Larry?
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445. Yes, sir. Dick.
What an asshole.
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the stage, John Lloyd!
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447. You better not fret.
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448. Ladies and gentlemen, I got something
to tell you you're not gonna like.
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449. 'Cause all of us
are gonna die.
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to be afraid.
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451. Because this life is
just a practice
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that's yet to come.
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453. I've been given a gift so that I
may share that gift with you.
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454. We have, in our studio
audience today, a woman
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458. Frank.
(GASPS) Oh! That's me!
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Come on down.
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460. Susan, welcome.
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461. Welcome to the show, Susan.
Thank you.
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462. You seem a little nervous here.
I feel very nervous.
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463. Well, let's give Susan a big
hand, make her feel at home.
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Susan“.
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You lost Frank? Mmm-hmm.
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very, very much.
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very, very much.
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468. Yes. Well, I have
news for you, Susan.
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talk to Frank today.
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471. All right. So now, I
want you to think...
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everything about Frank.
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how he sounded,
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about Frank.
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take a deep breath
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on the orb.
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Susan, where are we?
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sweetheart.
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482. I miss you.
I love you.
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483. Now, there is something you, you
want to ask me, isn't there?
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at the hotel room in Dallas
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the phone?
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486. Yes!
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487. Well, yeah, why didn't you
just ask me, sweetheart?
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488. It was just the maid
cleaning up the room.
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489. I never cheated on you.
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490. I always loved you. I was a
faithful husband. (SOBBING)
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491. Yo, Brian, check this shit out, dude.
Turn to channel 13.
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492. I'm looking at the solution
to all our problems.
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493. Oh, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
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494. That's what we do!
That's what we do!
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495. Coming!
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496. I'm comm'.
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497. Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my.
Hello.
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498. Well, what can I
do for you, miss?
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499. Mr. Lloyd, I'm your
biggest fan in the world,
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talk for a minute?
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501. Of course.
Just wait one little minute.
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502. Dick on, brain off. Never fails.
Shit!
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503. Sorry to wake your ass up, Mr.
Lloyd, but, uh, we need a favor.
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504. Yo, I was
watching your show.
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505. You was talking to
this old lady, right.
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506. And she was crying and shit, like
c: ryin', asking about her husband and...
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510. "Frank." Right, right.
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511. That shit was crazy, man. And
it was like all this stuff...
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512. Hey, we just need you to kick that psychic
shit like you do every day, a'ight?
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513. Wait, what was it called when
the spooks talk through ya?
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514. Channehng.
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515. "Channeling." He is a
motherfuckin' professional.
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516. All right, channeling. I need
you to channel Cliff Bettie,
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where that money at.
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that he will tell you now
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519. when he wouldn't tell you
when he was alive?
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520. 'Cause we got his
motherfuckin' bitch now, man.
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521. Shut up!
I got this, a'ight?
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522. All right.
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523. But we do got his motherfuc: kin' bitch now.
So I figure, look,
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we just slay her ass.
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525. I don't have anything
to do with this!
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526. Aw, Sandra, baby,
it's not personal.
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527. I mean, we not monsters.
It's just business, a'ight?
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528. What if I told you
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529. that the truth is I cannot
talk to dead people?
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530. This motherfucker.
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531. Nice try. Watch your show
all the time, man.
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532. We see what you can do.
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533. Besides, if you are a phony,
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534. I figure we just rob the place
and murder your ass.
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535. You know, so the night
won't be a total loss.
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536. Just askin'.
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537. Good question.
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538. I guess a séance
is in order.
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539. Yeah, séance that shit.
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540. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Okay. Well, I have
to go to the bathroom for a second.
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541. I'm so fucked.
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542. I am so fucked!
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543. I am so fucked!
lam so...
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544. Stop, stop, stop...
Stop, stop, John!
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545. John, stop whining.
Stop, stop whining.
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546. Stop.
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547. You are a master showman.
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548. You fool 20 million people
a week,
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549. you can sure as shit fool a bunch
of dumb-ass thugs from the hood!
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550. Now you get out there and you
blow them the fuok away.
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551. And you call this a party?
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552. Could be.
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553. Okay, I need you all
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554. to concentrate on the red candles
at the center cf the table.
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555. And concentrate...
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556. Concentrate on the image
of Cliff's face.
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557. Look, all right, man.
We gonna do this,
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558. but, hey, but don't try
no funny shit, a'ight?
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559. I'm going to count down
from 12,
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560. and when I get
to the end,
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561. Cliff should
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562. possess my body.
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563. Let's do it.
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564. Twelve.
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565. Eleven.
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566. Ten.
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567. Nine.
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575. One. Oh, my God.
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576. What's going on? What's...
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577. Marvin!
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578. Why the fuck you have
to strangle me, Marvin?
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579. I told you I wasn't fuckin'
nobody else.
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580. Latasha?
Quit lyin', bitch.
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581. Your ass ain't nothin' but old
scandalous baldhead-ass ho.
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582. Hey, I know you.
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583. Hey, fugeddaboutit! You're that
moolie that shot me on that buy.
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584. You think you're the new king fish?
Fugeddaboufifl
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585. Sammy the Shark?
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586. Wait, you full of shit, man.
You tried to cheat me!
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587. Booze, how you gonna put a knife
in your own cousin's back?
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588. Now, come on, Booze!
I...
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589. peewee? What the fuck?
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590. Gore, you're a punk! You had
to shoot me in a drive-by
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591. 'cause you were too chickenshit
to face me straight up, huh?
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592. Why, you're the bloody wanker
who carjacked me.
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593. This fool's bringing up every
cat we ever did murder.
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594. Hey, we... We just wanna
talk to Cliff, man!
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595. I can't believe you motherfuckers
had the nerve to bring me back.
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596. Oh, my God.
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597. Baby, is it really you?
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598. Yes, it is.
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599. And you are lookin' fine
tonight, sugar.
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600. Welcome back, nigga.
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601. Booze, what the fuck
you doin'?
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602. Shut up, nigga!
I know what I'm doin'.
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603. Now you gonna tell us
where that money at,
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604. or I'm gonna paint the walls with
your bitch's brains. Huh? (couens)
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605. You can't do that, Booze,
'cause your gun don't work.
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606. Oh, yeah?
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607. You done fucked with
the wrong nigger, huh?
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608. Come on.
(GUN CLICKING)
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609. What the fuck?
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610. Fuck.
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611. Ain't this a bitch?
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612. You couldn't find me
a better body
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613. than this motherfuckin'
piece of shit to get me, huh?
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614. I killed you once,
I'm about to do it again
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motherfucker.
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616. Oh, Oh, Oh!
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617. Uh-oh.
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618. What the fuck is all this
dancin' shit?
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619. Lever tell you what my
favorite soul group was?
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620. Huh? From the '70s?
What was it, baby?
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621. The Spinners, baby.
That's right. The Spinners.
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622. Fuck, man!
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623. Shit.
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624. You kick their fuc: kin'
asses for me, papi.
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625. B-dog,
what we gonna do?
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626. Nigga, I don't know!
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627. Gore, you always had
a big-ass mouth.
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628. Shut the fuck up!
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629. But people who eat glass
in glass houses
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631. Ugh!
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632. Fuck!
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633. Damn.
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634. Somethin' disagree
with your tummy?
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635. They say it's 80%
what you eat, baby.
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636. That's right.
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637. Get back, you spawn of Satan! In
the name of Christ, I command you!
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638. Put that away! Put it away.
Where'd you get religion, boy?
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639. Since Gore showed me
Horror of Dracula.
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640. Well, you got two problems
with that, nigga.
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641. One, you gotta have faith
for that thing to work,
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642. and two, I ain't
no vampire, fool!
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643. Next time, try watchin'
The Exorcist.
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644. Cliff, chill out, man!
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645. I ain't the one that even killed you!
That was Booze, man.
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646. I got this motherfucker
to bring you back, huh.
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647. Yeah, and I intend to
thank you for that.
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648. Come on now, man. You got a body
now, and, you know, he rioh,
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649. richer than
a motherfucker, man.
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650. That's a famous-ass white boy
right here, man.
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651. Famous-ass nigga!
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652. Come on. You know what kind of life
you about to be pimpin' now? Huh?
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653. Shit, as far as
I'm concerned, look,
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654. you ain't got nothing
to be mad about. Fuck.
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655. That's a good trade.
Right?
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656. Except my dick
was bigger before.
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657. Aw, man. That shit way overrated, man.
Ain't that right, Sandra?
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658. Brian, you never cared about
nobody in your life but yourself.
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659. All you cared about
is power.
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660. Well, I'm gonna give you all
the motherfuckin' power
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661. your greedy-ass
heart desires.
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662. How about 500 volts?
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663. That stinks, baby!
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664. Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust.
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665. Why are you talkin'
like that?
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666. I got to practice, baby.
Ooh! I gots'ta practice.
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667. Sit down!
Sit your ass down.
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668. All right, all right.
Let's get this party started.
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669. I am the man who gets paid, because
I can really talk to dead people.
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670. Now, which one of you
motherfuckers wanna go first?
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671. The tale has been
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672. successfully stored in
the Patriot's memory.
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673. "Who wants to go first?"
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674. Now that's a story the
Robe-Patriot could learn from.
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675. I'm glad you liked it.
I have more.
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676. Well, I hope it's as good.
Excuse me a moment.
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677. Excuse me, Lauren.
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678. Have you got
the progress report?
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679. He seems to be close
with his employees.
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680. He comes on to all the women
who work for him.
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681. You, too?
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682. Me, too. But it is not
why I got the promotion.
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683. Why do you
Put up with it?
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684. Because I believe in the overall mission.
American safety.
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685. Yeah, and making
a lot of money.
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686. I'm back.
Another story?
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687. Ready to record.
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688. How about one that deals with
three favorite human pastimes?
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689. Sex, drugs,
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690. and this crazy idea
of bros over hos.
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691. I can't wait to hear this one.
Right, Kelly?
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692. Well, this one begins as most
modern romances do...
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693. With technology.
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694. Hi, Ty. Carmen here
with my BFF, Liz.
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695. I told her all about you
and your buddy Kahad,
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696. and we're both really excited
to hook up with you.
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697. I texted you the address,
so we'll see you tonight.
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698. Bye.
Bye.
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699. So, you met these babes
on Tinder?
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700. Oh, yes, I did. Well, Carmen right
there, the one on the right,
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701. I met her on Tinder. We were
chattin' up a storm, man.
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702. She asked if I had a good-looking
friend for her girl, Liz.
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703. Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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704. And I said "No, but I'll
bring my boy Kahad."
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705. Fuck you, Ty.
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706. You're lucky you're driving, 'cause I
woulda knocked your ass out just now.
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707. Would you? Yeah, tell me
that again after tonight,
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708. after you see how much I hooked us up.
These girls are smokin'.
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709. Okay! All right. Well, what did you
tell them to get 'em so hyped?
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710. I'm an agent and you're
a casting director.
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711. I can't believe
that keeps working.
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712. Like, that's not hard
to check up on at all.
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713. No, it isn't, at all. They
are your typical actress,
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714. model, wannabe singer types.
It's stupid. It's easy.
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715. Right. They're dumber than
rocks, that's what they are.
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716. Literally, and, I mean, people
believe what they want to believe,
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717. they hear what
they wanna hear,
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718. and I told 'em we were gonna
get 'em real big parts.
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719. They gonna get big parts, all right.
(BOTHLAUGH)
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720. That's my boy.
Yes.
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721. God damn it. You are
bad, andlloveit
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722. Can I get an amen?
Amen!
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723. You know that!
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724. Nice crib!
Yeah.
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725. I thought you said
they were wannabes?
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726. Maybe they're trust-fund babes.
I don't know. Let's go.
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727. Wannabes'?
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728. Wow!
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729. Do you fuckin'
see this?
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730. Hi, guys!
Welcome.
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731. Hello!
Come on in.
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732. Is this Mr. Kahad?
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733. Yes, lam.
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734. Baby. What's up, beautiful?
HomrwmJdoHf?
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735. So glad you're cute.
You look good.
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736. Welcome to our home.
Thank you, thank you.
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737. You look amazing.
This is nice.
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738. This crib is insane. You guys could
throw some sick parties in here.
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739. It's just y'all two
livin' here?
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740. Yeah, it's what we're doin'
right now.
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741. It only takes four
to make a party.
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742. Or three,
if you're naughty.
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743. I like that.
I wanna be naughty.
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744. Yeah?
Yeah, I do.
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745. You wanna be
naughty with me?
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746. Hey, here's a crazy idea. You
guys wanna play a little game?
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747. "I've got 99 problems,
but blank ain't one."
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748. Five.
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749. Four. Three.
You're going fast here.
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750. Two.
Okay, okay, okay.
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751. One.
(IMITATES BUZZER BUZZING)
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752. Okay, okay.
What do we have here?
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753. Okay, TY-
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754. "I've got 99 problems,
but the chronic ain't one."
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755. "The chronic," ladies. Come on, right?
Am I right?
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756. That's what you thought
was gonna win?
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757. You can just hand me
the card, man.
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758. Agree to disagree?
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759. I don't know about that.
Agree to disagree.
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760. Carmen. "I've got 99 problems,
but smegma ain't one."
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761. That's right.
That is so...
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762. I'm done. What in the
world is "smegma"?
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763. I'll show ya later.
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764. What? Nasty.
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765. And, Liz,
"I've got 99 problems,
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766. "but doin' the right thing
ain't one."
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767. No, it ain't.
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768. You better watch it.
You better get your friend.
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769. That's my girl.
Own it, baby. Own it.
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770. This round goes to...
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771. Liz.
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772. TY: This is rigged.
This game...
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773. That's messed up.
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774. Stop hatin'. Stop.
I don't like all that.
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775. All right, all right,
all right.
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776. Let's settle, children.
Settle.
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777. "A recent laboratory study shows that
undergraduates have 50% less sex
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778. "after being exposed to..."
Five...
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779. Four . ..
Sh“.
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780. Three... Two...
Ooh, girl.
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781. One...
I'm in.
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782. LIZ; All right.
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783. "A recent laboratory study shows that
undergraduates have 50% less sex
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784. "after being exposed to...
Coat-hanger abortion."
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785. Dude.
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786. Oh, don't act like that's
too far. Come on.
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787. All right, Kahad.
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788. "A recent laboratory study shows that
undergraduates have 50% less sex
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789. "after being
exposed to...
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790. "A bleached asshole."
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791. That should get you more play
if you're doin' it right, babe.
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792. That was it.
I'll give you that.
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793. My girl, Carmen.
Yes, baby.
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794. "A recent laboratory study shows that
undergraduates have 50% less sex
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795. "after being exposed to...
A micro-penis."
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796. Why are you pointing it
this way?
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797. TY: Kahad, Kahad, you got your
feelings hurtjust now, man?
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798. Wait, why you...
Don't... Hey, hey.
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799. Yeah. Super defensive.
ltty-bitty.
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800. Hey, don't say that too loud.
You're gonna hurt Kahacfs feehngs.
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801. Hey, once you go this way, you
ain't goin' back, all right?
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802. We'll see, honey.
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803. And the winner is...
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804. My girl, Carmen.
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805. Wait, wait. That beat
bleached assholes?
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806. TY: This is rigged.
Afraid so.
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807. Yeah, that beat bleached assholes?
Really?
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808. Super defensive. TY: You're
getting really defensive, man.
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809. So, Ty tells me you
cast a lot of blockbusters.
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810. What's it like
to work with Marvel?
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811. Um...
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812. Well, they're really open
to all of my opinions.
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813. In fact, I'm the one who suggested
Chris Pratt for Guardians.
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814. Wow. That's very cool!
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815. I have a fourth eye
for spottin' talent.
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816. My third eye's for spottin'
beautiful women like you two.
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817. TY: All right, ladies.
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818. After a performance like that,
you deserve a drink.
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819. Ooh. Thank you.
Thank you.
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820. All right,
let's make a toast.
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821. To not, sweaty nights
spent howling at the moon.
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822. I like that. OW!
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823. Whoo!
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824. Mine tastes kinda funny.
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825. Mine, too.
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826. God damn, these babes
are gorgeous.
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827. Oh, my God. I want the
one with the curly hair.
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828. All right. Don't get
ahead of yourself,
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829. 'cause I'mma have both first, and then
you gonna have your turn, all right?
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830. Wait, no. I'm not about to
have your sloppy seconds.
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831. Dude, that's all
you ever get.
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832. Okay. Okay, so that's what we gonna do?
We gonna flip a ooin, okay?
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833. Okay.
That's what we gonna do.
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834. I have been in a room just like
this before with that chick Ilsa.
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835. I bet you these girls are into bondage
and BDSM and all sorts of freaky shit.
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836. They probably like what we're
about to do to 'em.
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837. Well, maybe we should look around,
find their whips and chains.
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838. Damn, Kahad. What kind of man ties
up and beats unconscious women?
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839. You need to look at yourself.
I'm just sayin'.
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840. Dang, you're right.
Yeah.
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841. It is kinda sick, isn't it?
We should just fuck 'em.
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842. That's my boy right there.
Show some class.
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843. All right. Look. I want you to
frame in, focus on her tits,
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844. and then we're gonna
pan over right here.
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845. No, what I want you to do is
not tell me how to do my job.
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846. I'm the director here,
okay?
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847. Focus on the tits,
all right?
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848. All right, man.
We are...
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849. Set.
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850. TY: We ready?
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851. Uh...
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852. Yeah, I don't know. It's...
I don't know.
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853. What did you do?
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854. It's broken.
I didn't do nothin'...
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855. The same thing I've been doing
the past several times.
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856. Okay. Watch,
I'm gonna fix it.
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857. They're vampires.
Vampires!
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858. Nah, bullshit! These bitches
must think it's Halloween.
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859. Trick or treat.
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860. Trick or treat.
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861. Give us something
warm to drink.
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862. Give us something
warm to drink.
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863. Okay.
Bring it the fuck on!
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864. Yeah, come on!
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865. Go, go, go! Get up!
Get up, Ty! Get up!
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866. Let's go! Go, 90, 9°!
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867. I'm going! I'm going!
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868. Let's get the fuck
outta here!
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869. TY: No, get off! Get off!
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870. What is this?
Where is this?
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871. Oh, shit!
Where the hell are we,
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872. and what the fuck
are those guys?
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873. TY; What the fuck?
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874. I don't know, but I
don't wanna find out.
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875. Let's get outta here.
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876. I'm not feelin' too good
at all, man.
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877. Me neither, man. Those bitches
practically drained us dry.
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878. We thought you
two would never wake up.
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879. Why are you doing this to us?
What do you want?
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880. Isn't it obvious?
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881. We're a pair of predators who do our
hunting on the Internet just like you.
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882. But most
of our stud-morsels
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883. have the good manners to
shrivel up and die
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884. after we feed.
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885. But some turn,
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886. and we can't just let them
run loose in the streets.
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887. It wouldn't be
very discreet.
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888. So we keep them
locked down here.
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889. Starving with bloodlust.
(LAUGHS)
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890. It would be sad, if they hadn't all
been such rotten little fuckers.
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891. Look, look. We will not
tell anybody, anybody!
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892. Just let us go, okay?
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893. Just let us fucking go.
I think I'm gonna be sick.
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894. Shut the fuck up, man!
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895. We like to give them
the leftovers.
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896. Stop, no! No!
Do not do this!
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897. Please! No, please don't!
Please don't!
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898. No! No!
Don't kill me!
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899. Ty! Ty! Ty, help! Ty! Hey, get
off! No! Dude, get off of me!
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900. The tale has been
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901. successfully stored in
the Patriot's memory.
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902. Poor bastards.
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903. MR. SIMMSI Really?
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904. Sounds like the Robe-Patriot
won't be going after rapists.
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905. Like hell it won't.
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906. You do understand that aliens
crossing our borders,
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907. so many of them criminals,
rapists...
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908. We are providing
the answer.
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909. But those young guys'?
Hormones. Hmm.
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910. Boys will be boys. I mean, they have to
be to become men. Am I right, Grant?
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911. Yeah, boys have to
become men, right?
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912. You agree, Kelly?
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913. Here's the thing.
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914. Some women, far from virtuous,
if you get my meaning.
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915. Yes, virtue.
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916. MR. Yeah. Yeah, and
anyone who says that all women
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917. are bastions of virtue,
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918. don't understand shit.
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919. The shit!
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920. No, Mr. Beach, they do
not understand the shit!
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921. They do not understand
the shit at all.
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922. In fact, no one really
understands the shit.
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923. Do we have time
for another tale?
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924. Stay back here, boy.
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925. You got two boys
from Chicago here?
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926. Yes, sir.
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927. I want the one that did all
the talking down in Money.
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928. Yes, sir.
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929. Better turn on those lights,
Preacher.
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930. Can't, sir.
Electricity's out.
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931. You the nigger that
did the talkin'?
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932. Yeah.
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933. Don't you "yeah" me, boy.
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934. I'll blow your head off.
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935. Put your clothes on.
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936. You gonna do
what I said, boy?
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937. You Okay?
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938. Our baby kicking?
It was that boy again.
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939. Emily, it's just a dream.
We talked about this.
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940. He's not sure we
deserve this baby.
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941. What? Of course
we deserve it.
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942. Baby, I have this feeling
he wants to take it away.
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943. This time
will be different.
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944. What did Dr. Gwinett say at your
last visit? "Everything looks fine."
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945. That was last week.
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946. Well, I'll give him a oall to oome
over first thing tomorrow, okay?
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947. For now, I just want you
to close your eyes,
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948. clear your mind,
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949. think about how beautiful
this baby is gonna be.
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950. Go back to sleep.
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951. No.
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952. No, he'll just be there
waiting for me.
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953. And then...
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954. He's gonna be here.
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955. Emily, get back in bed.
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956. Please! Just leave him!
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957. Please.
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958. Just leave him! Please.
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959. Can't you just leave him?
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960. He ain't got good sense. He
didn't know what he was doin'.
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961. Don't take him.
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962. Just your shoes.
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963. I don't wear shoes
without socks.
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964. Please. I will pay you gentlemen
for whatever damages,
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965. if you would just
leave him here.
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966. How much you got?
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967. You best be
gettin' back to bed.
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968. I mean,
I wanna hear springs.
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969. In fact, all you niggers
need to go back to sleep.
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970. You know anybody here?
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971. No, sir.
I don't know you.
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972. How old are you?
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973. Sixty-four.
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974. Well, if tomorrow you deoide
you know somebody here,
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975. you're not gonna
live to be 65.
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976. Now, get inside,
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977. if you want to live to see
another sunrise.
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978. Well, it happened again
last night.
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979. Well, I tried that, but...
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980. Okay.
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981. (SIGHS) Yeah, I appreciate it.
Whatever you can do.
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982. As soon as you can get here.
Thank you.
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983. How is she?
How's Emily?
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984. Well, she finally
went to sleep.
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985. I just got off the phone
with Dr. Gwinett.
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986. He's on his way.
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987. You know I don't think all this
activity is doing her any good.
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988. Momma, let's not
do this today, okay?
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989. I told you she doesn't need to
be worrying about a campaign.
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990. You wouldn't be saying that if I was
throwin' support behind Jenkins.
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991. It's only because
it's Cotton.
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992. True. I don't understand you supporting a
race-baiting bastard like William Cotton.
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993. But no matter who it was,
I would be saying something,
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994. because she needs rest.
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995. You remember last year.
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996. Yeah, I remember. I was
there in the room.
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997. I'm just saying, another
loss will destroy her.
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998. You don't think I realize that?
You don't think I care?
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999. Well, you must got a pretty
low opinion aboutyourson.
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1000. For God sakes, Momma,
it was my child, too!
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1001. Then, damn it, Henry,
act like it.
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1002. If I were you,
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1003. I'd apologize
to Mr. Bryant.
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1004. Maybe you'd get off with
just a bit of a beatin'.
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1005. If you cared about
your child's future,
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1006. your wife's or my future, you
wouldn't be supporting Cotton.
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1007. That man wants to close down
10 more voting locations,
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1008. all of them
in black districts.
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1009. No,no,no, aH
in Democratic districts,
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1010. and I'm a Republican.
Why you putting race into it?
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1011. "Putting"?
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1012. He's purposely making it harder
for black people to vote.
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1013. Race is already in it.
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1014. No, it doesn't
have to be.
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1015. You and Daddy raised me to work
hard, get ahead and beat the odds.
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1016. Daddy said singles don't
mean a damn thing.
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1017. Black man's gotta hit a home
run if he wants to score,
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1018. and that's what
I'm doing.
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1019. Not everybody can
hit a home run.
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1020. I bet William Cotton and every one
of those racist fools he appeals to
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1021. can't hit one either.
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1022. William Cotton's about to be governor.
That's a home run.
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1023. It is not a home run when
you're born on third base.
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1024. Momma. What the hell
is she doin'?
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1025. Emily?
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1026. Emily, shouldn't you stay in bed until Dr.
Gwinett gets here?
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1027. He's having doubts.
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1028. Who's having doubts?
About what?
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1029. The boy. He's having
doubts about dying.
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1030. And if he doesn't die, he's gonna oome
right out of those woods. I need to...
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1031. No, no, no. Nobody's gonna
take our baby, okay?
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1032. I do feel a presence.
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1033. Momma, please! Stop!
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1034. Can't you see she's
wound up enough?
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1035. Now listen, both of you.
Nobody's out there,
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1036. and no one's gonna touch
our baby, all right?
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1037. Let's go back inside. Dr.
Gwinett'll be here in a minute.
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1038. Come on. It's okay.
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1039. DR. Emily, the
baby seems to be just fine.
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1040. You're sure?
Yes.
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1041. But do yourself and your baby
a favor and stay in bed.
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1042. And if things aren't
better by tomorrow,
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1043. you come by my office.
Good?
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1044. Yeah.
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1045. Keep an eye on her.
Okay.
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1046. What about the dreams?
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1047. Pregnancy can do odd things
with body chemistry, hormones.
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1048. They're just dreams. Like I
used to tell my children,
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1049. think of something really
wonderful as you drift off.
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1050. That often does the trick.
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1051. So you mean she shouldn't
even come downstairs
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1052. for the fundraiser
this evening?
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1053. I'm telling you she
shouldn't leave thatbed.
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1054. All right.
Thanks, Martin.
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1055. DR.
Anytime, Henry.
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1056. You think Dr. Gwinett is
right, Momma Bradley?
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1057. I just need to think
good thoughts?
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1058. I don't know, but I
know someone who might.
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1059. Momma, where you goin'?
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1060. I need you to stay with Emily while
I deal with this fundraiser.
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1061. You watch her
until I get back,
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1062. and to hell with that
damn fundraiser!
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1063. Excuse me. Excuse me.
Thank you, sir.
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1064. Ladies and gentlemen, if I could
have your attention, please.
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1065. First of all, we'd like to
thank you for coming out.
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1066. But for now, I want to introduce the man
of the hour, Mayor, soon to be governor,
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1067. William Cotton.
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1068. Thank you, Henry. Appreciate that.
Yes, sir.
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1069. Thank you very much.
Appreciate you coming out.
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1070. I'd like to thank Henry
again for this
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1071. fine event at this beautiful
fabulous home he's got here.
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1072. What a place.
What a place.
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1073. And take a look at this. Takes
you back in time, doesn't it?
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1074. Goes well with
my campaign slogan,
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1075. "Let's take Mississippi back,"
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1076. to the core values we've
always had here in the South.
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1077. And to have a man
like Henry,
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1078. who in his past would have been serving
this party instead of hosting it...
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1079. Anyway, anyway, now Henry
has this fine plantation home,
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1080. and a very fine, and a very
white wife, as I recall.
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1081. Where is she, anyway, Henry?
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1082. She's feeling a little tired, sir.
The pregnancy and all.
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1083. Well, we'll let
that little lady rest.
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1084. I imagine it's big work carrying
around all that extra weight.
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1085. It makes me glad I got an
outie instead of an innie,
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1086. if you
catch my meaning.
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1087. The thing is... Thing is, Henry,
his beautiful white wife,
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1088. this fine home,
only goes to prove
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1089. that we have moved past
all that racial rigmarole.
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1090. Times have changed, my friends.
Times have changed.
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1091. Get on the post, boy.
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1092. I've got him.
I've got him.
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1093. Now, boy,
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1094. you ain't got the right to
half look at a white woman,
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1095. much less
whistle at one.
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1096. I do all the time back home.
Well, you ain't back home.
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1097. Down here, a nigger's gonna respect
a white man and his woman.
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1098. I'm not respecting anyone
that's not respecting me.
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1099. And that's all
there is to that.
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1100. Chicago,
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1101. would you please apologize to the
man so maybe he take it easy on ya?
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1102. You shut up, boy!
That's right, boy!
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1103. I don't need one nigger tellin'
another nigger how to obey me.
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1104. I can do that on my own.
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1105. Them that want to
get ahead can get ahead.
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1106. Them that want to vote
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1107. can get their lazy ass off the sofa
they bought with a welfare check,
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1108. sign up for an ID and go
to a voting booth,
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1109. on a proper weekday,
to vote!
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1110. Closing a few
polling locations
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1111. does not mean that we're trying to
keep the blacks from voting. No, sir.
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1112. We just trying
to be efficient.
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1113. After all, we're all
the same party, right?
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1114. Indeed we are, sir.
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1115. It doesn't have to be
about race,
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1116. when it can be
about money.
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1117. And I'm gonna take
all your money here tonight...
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1118. to ensure our victory in the fall
so we can take Mississippi back
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1119. to the values that
made this state great.
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1120. Now, I don't know what kind of
poison they feedin' niggers up North
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1121. to make 'em act
the way you do.
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1122. But down here, you're either
gonna be a good nigger
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1123. or a dead one.
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1124. I'll die like a man
before I live like a nigger.
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1125. You uppity...
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1126. You sure that's the way you want it, boy?
I'm a reasonable man.
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1127. I ain't ever beat
no nigger before.
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1128. So I'm gonna give you
one more chance
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1129. to make the right decision.
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1130. Rousing speech, sir. I
see a lot of checkbooks open.
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1131. Yeah, money's important, Henry.
But not near as important
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1132. as you remembering how to vote on closing
those polling locations, Councilman.
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1133. Now, we need you to
get out front,
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1134. take some of the heat off of
your less civic-minded relative.
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1135. Now you do that, and I'll see to it
that you get the mayor's office,
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1136. when I get
the governor's mansion.
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1137. I'm honored, sir.
He's going to live!
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1138. HENRY; Emily!
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1139. Hold on, hold on. We all know what
happened last time. It'll be all right.
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1140. Henry,
he's decided to live.
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1141. Emily, we all happy to know
your baby done decided to live.
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1142. That boy from the fields
has decided to live,
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1143. and if he does,
it will kill this baby.
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1144. Emily!
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1145. HENRY; Emily!
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1146. Excuse me. I'm sorry.
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1147. No, he's out there.
He's in that field.
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1148. No, lWill kill him.
I'll kill him myself.
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1149. Emily!
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1150. I see you!
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1151. He's right...
He's right there, Henry.
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1152. Emily, there's
nobody there.
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1153. He's killing our baby.
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1154. Please, sweetie. Just put down the knife.
The baby's fine.
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1155. No, Henry, look.
No!
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1156. See?
It's getting smaller.
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1157. He's killing our baby.
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1158. There's no one there!
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1159. You go back and die!
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1160. What? No.
Please.
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1161. No, wait. No, Henry.
He's there! He has to die.
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1162. No, he has to die!
He has to die!
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1163. It's all right.
Just come inside.
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1164. Thanks for nothin', Momma.
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1165. Give us a minute.
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1166. Emmett?
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1167. I brought up some tea
and a little fruit.
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1168. He can see him,
can't he?
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1169. He ought to see something.
He been out there all night.
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1170. I do believe he can.
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1171. I knew it.
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1172. Are you good?
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1173. I can't believe you brought that
crazy voodoo man over here.
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1174. Made me look like a damn fool
in front of everybody.
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1175. Well, I'm glad to see you've
kept your priorities straight.
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1176. Anyway, you've been lookin'
like a fool for months.
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1177. Momma, not every black person
has to vote the same way.
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1178. Some of us
think for ourselves.
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1179. And some of you only think
about yourselves.
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1180. More important to get into
office than do something.
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1181. Well, we don't have to worry about
that after tonight. Thank you.
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1182. Did you see him?
Yeah.
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1183. And?
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1184. He want to talk to you.
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1185. What? I'm not playing
along with this BS.
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1186. Henry, talk to him!
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1187. I don't want to lose
another baby.
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1188. And you won't.
MR. Wrong.
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1189. You gonna lose
more than that.
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1190. You're gonna lose everything
unless you talk to him.
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1191. And what do I talk
to this invisible man about?
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1192. Sacrifice.
"Sacrifice."
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1193. He doesn't think you
worth dying for.
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1194. Who the hell asked him to?
Jesus!
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1195. Y'all got me talking like
somebody's really out there.
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1196. He said that
a black man votin'
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1197. to close the polls to keep
other black folks from votin',
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1198. last straw.
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1199. What?
Are you serious?
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1200. So you conjure up this nonsense
to get rne to change my vote?
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1201. I didn't make him say that.
Unbelievable!
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1202. Henry! It's getting smaller.
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1203. I'm calling Dr. Gwinett.
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1204. Can't nothing good happen
now, unless he talk.
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1205. Can I talk to him?
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1206. It couldn't hurt.
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1207. Hey, Martin.
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1208. It's "Dr. Gwinett."
Where is she?
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1209. She's upstairs.
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1210. I've never seen anything
like this before.
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1211. It's like the child
is shrinking.
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1212. What?
What do we do?
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1213. We can't lose another, Doc. It'll kill her.
It'll kill us both.
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1214. Wait, are you saying that
this is your child inside her?
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1215. What? Yes!
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1216. Doc, wait, wait.
Where you going?
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1217. I don't work
for coloreds,
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1218. and I definitely don't work
for any mixed marriage.
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1219. No, he's not my husband.
He kidnapped me.
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1220. Emily, what? You need to
leave this house now.
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1221. You can't make me
leave my own house.
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1222. Bull! Negros can't own
homes in this district.
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1223. Now do as I say and get your
black ass out of this house!
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1224. The only one leaving this
house is you. No. No.
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1225. Get out!
Don't touch him.
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1226. Get out! Emily, stop!
No!
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1227. Get the hell out!
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1228. You don't put your hands on a
white man like that! You bastard!
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1229. Shut up!
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1230. Emily, stop!
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1231. I don't know where you
stole that phone,
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1232. but unless it's got an app on it
to turn your black ass invisible,
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1233. you got hell
to pay, boy!
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1234. Henry! It doesn't matter what I say.
You need to talk to him.
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1235. Momma, not now. I don't
know what's goin' on.
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1236. What's goin' on is that
you need to see that boy.
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1237. Otherwise, your child
won't be the only one lost.
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1238. All right,
where's this ghost?
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1239. Stop being disrespectful, Henry.
He's right in front of you.
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1240. MY apologies.
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1241. Okay, this is stupid.
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1242. If you want your wife back, then you
got to see what's in front of you.
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1243. Focus.
Open your eyes.
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1244. Respect the sacrifices
that's been gifted you.
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1245. Where'd you come from?
The past.
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1246. But I've been blessed with
a chance to see the future,
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1247. and, well, it's not
at all what lthought
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1248. What kind of
craziness is this?
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1249. No craziness, sir.
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1250. Just realizing I went through a lot
of hell for nothing, so it seems.
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1251. What do you mean?
Who the hell are you?
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1252. My family calls me Bobo, but
you might know me by Emmett.
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1253. Emmett Till, sir.
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1254. You're trying to tell me
you're Emmett Till?
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1255. Most people recognize me
more like this.
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1256. Mr. Henry,
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1257. a lot of folks think that Emmett's death
sparked the civil rights movement.
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1258. Who the hell are you?
Respect the sacrifice.
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1259. I'm Carol Denise Mc:Nair, sir. And these
are my friends from Sunday school.
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1260. Addie Mae Collins, Cynthia
Wesley and Carole Robertson.
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1261. You're the four little girls.
Yes, sir.
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1262. From 16th Street
Baptist Church.
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1263. And Emmett standing up and dying like
he did, helped us get voting rights.
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1264. Why would you support a party
that wants to take them away?
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1265. If this boy died
for civil rights,
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1266. then he should want me to have the
freedom to do and vote as I please.
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1267. I didn't die so you could have
more freedom to do as you please.
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1268. I died so you could have more
freedom to do what's right.
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1269. Like you had a choice.
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1270. Respect the sacrifices.
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1271. You always have a choice. Mine was to
live like a coward or die like a man.
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1272. But maybe it wasn't worth it. Maybe
none of our deaths were worth it.
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1273. But that would mean
that James,
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1274. Andrew and Michael's deaths
weren't worth it either.
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1275. Chaney,
Goodman and Schwerner...
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1276. Or even Mr. Evers.
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1277. And I'm pretty sure you
know who that is.
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1278. Dr. King.
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1279. Don't forget her.
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1280. Who is that?
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1281. My mother.
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1282. Her sacrifice was letting
the world see my body,
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1283. knowing this horrible image would
haunt her for the rest of her life.
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1284. A lot of folks took a lot of
pain for you to be so
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1285. cavalier about your
freedom, Mr. Bradley.
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1286. Respect the sacrifices
gifted you.
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1287. Respect the sacrifices
gifted you.
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1288. Respect the sacrifices
gifted you.
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1289. Respect the sacrifices
gifted you.
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1290. No!
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1291. Respectflnasacfifices gifted you.
No,no, no!
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1292. Well, it seems I have
a second chance,
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1293. and this time, I think I'mma
choose a bit differently.
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1294. Emmett, you can't.
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1295. Actually, he can.
But you can't let him.
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1296. If Emmett doesn't die,
history changes.
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1297. Perhaps none of them die.
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1298. Perhaps, only thing that dies is a
chance at the civil rights you enjoy.
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1299. No, this is crazy.
No way this can be happening.
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1300. It is happening, Henry, and you
need to stop it before it...
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1301. There he is! That's the
nigger that raped me.
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1302. What?
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1303. DR. Come here, boy.
Emily, I'm your husband!
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1304. You're just makin' it worse
disrespectin' that white woman.
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1305. Hold on a minute. He didn't rape her.
That's his wife!
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1306. Hush up, you nigger bitch!
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1307. You motherfucker!
I'll kill you!
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1308. Get him outta here!
Let me go.
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1309. Let me go. Let me go!
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1310. Get him!
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1311. Can't you do something?
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1312. What would you like us to do, Mr.
Bradley?
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1313. Go back and die to make
your life a little easier?
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1314. It's not for me. It's for
my child, for my wife.
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1315. That's not her! She's not racist.
She loves me.
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1316. She did.
And she can again.
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1317. But you have to join us.
You have to sacrifice.
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1318. What does that mean?
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1319. It means you wouldn't be here
without me. Without us.
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1320. And as you can see,
without all the sacrifices,
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1321. everything in your world
changes.
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1322. If what you want is worth us dying
for, why isn't it worth you dying for?
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1323. 'Cause you're
already dead.
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1324. Don't have to be.
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1325. I can make a different choice.
Live a different life.
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1326. Maybe we all live
different lives.
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1327. Maybe I'll go to school,
maybe I become a councilman,
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1328. and I can avoid this.
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1329. But if you want me to
take that whooping,
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1330. if you want us to
sacrifice our lives
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1331. to make the lives of your
loved ones a little better,
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1332. you need
to change, sir.
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1333. Okay. I won't vote to close the
polls and I'll leave the party.
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1334. That's no longer
an option.
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1335. You've got to go
the extra mile.
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1336. Will you sacrifice with me?
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1337. Well, that seems
to answer it.
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1338. Looks like this is goodbye.
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1339. No...
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1340. No. Wait, wait, wait, please!
Please! I need more time.
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1341. I just need more time! Please!
Wait! No, get off me!
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1342. No, wait!
Wait, I need more time!
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1343. Take this black bitch
along, too!
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1344. Please! Let me go! Let me...
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1345. If you left any seed in rne, you can
be damn well sure I'm gonna kill it.
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1346. Okay, I will.
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1347. I Will! I Will!
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1348. Get him!
Son of a bitch!
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1349. Get him!
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1350. I'll do it.
I'll take your sacrifice.
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1351. You sure?
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1352. Yeah. I'm a man.
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1353. Boy, he said, are you sure?
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1354. I'm a man,
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1355. and I intend to live like one until
the last breath God gives me.
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1356. Then take
what you asked for.
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1357. (SINGING)
Southern trees
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1358. Bear a strange fruit
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1359. Blood on the leaves
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1360. And blood at the root
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1361. Black bodies swinging
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1362. In the Southern breeze
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1363. Oh, my God! What happened?
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1364. Strange fruit hanging
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1365. From the poplar trees
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1366. I'm proud of you, son.
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1367. Can't say that was your best
story, Simms.
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1368. Can't say that I liked
that one much at all.
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1369. We should get moving,
Mr. Beach.
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1370. The event is ready to start.
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1371. Grant, is Robo-Patriot
prepped?
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1372. Uh, entirely, sir.
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1373. Here we go.
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1374. When these media assholes see
this, it's just gonna be like...
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1375. Holy shit!
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1376. Yeah! The shit!
Yeah.
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1377. The doo-doo!
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1378. The poopitV-POP!
(LAUGHS)
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1379. MR.
Are you okay, Simms?
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1380. Apologies.
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1381. I mean, it's just that, do you mind
if I watch the press conference?
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1382. I mean...
(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
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1383. I would love
to see the shit!
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1384. I think it's gonna be
quite amazing!
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1385. No harm, I suppose.
Let's go.
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1386. KELLY 1
So, to further explain,
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1387. let me bring up the leader
in corrective technology,
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1388. Dumass Beach.
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1389. MR. Thank you, Kelly.
I'm gonna get right to it.
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1390. Here at Beach Industries, we want
to do what's right for America.
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1391. Now, that means safer
streets, cities and states.
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1392. Beach Industries wants to help
create a country where foreign scum,
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1393. terrorists, rapists
and criminals of all kinds
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1394. can not only be quickly
and easily identified,
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1395. but justly convicted
and punished
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1396. in a way that saves billions
of tax dollars that until now
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1397. have been wasted
on funding a legal system
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1398. that is woefully ineffective.
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1399. Thank you, Grant.
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1400. So today, I present to you the
future of American security,
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1401. the Robe-P amok.
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1402. This machine not only has the ability
to, within seconds, scan NSA,
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1403. FBI, CIA, local police
and social media files
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1404. to quickly identify those who have
already committed criminal acts,
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1405. but uses new technology
created by my company
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1406. to predict a person's criminal
or anti-American threat level
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1407. by reading brainwaves, heat
patterns and DNA, which it captures
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1408. using molecules found in a
person's breath as they exhale.
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1409. This gives a whole new meaning
to the term, "bad breath."
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1410. Mr. Beach, are you saying this thing
can predict criminal behavior?
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1411. MR. More than that.
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1412. I'm saying it knows 100%
if someone will or will not
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1413. commit a future crime that could harm
any number of lawful American citizens.
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1414. This is an intelligent machine that can
police our streets as well as serve
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1415. as judge, jury and,
if need be, executioner.
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1416. I know, it, it sounds
amazing, right?
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1417. So we've prepared a little
demonstration.
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1418. We have placed among you men and
women who have criminal histories.
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1419. Let's see if the Robo-Patriot
can find them.
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1420. Is this thing gonna kill
someone?
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1421. MR. The Robo-Patriot
will do whatever is necessary
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1422. to protect America
and its true citizens.
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1423. So unless you have plans on harming
America... Anyone? (CHUCKLES)
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1424. You should all be fine.
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1425. (LAUGHING) Oh!
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1426. Robe-Patriot is activated
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1427. and looking for threats
against America.
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1428. Robe-Patriot identifies
criminals at threat level two.
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1429. Threat level two is simply
small-time burglars.
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1430. Turn yourselves in to avoid further
legal actions to protect America.
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1431. MR. There we go.
There we go!
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1432. How 'bout that,
ladies and gentlemen.
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1433. American technology at work.
Built in America.
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1434. Robe-Patriot identifies
illegals without papers.
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1435. Please turn yourselves in, or I will
do what it takes to protect America.
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1436. MR.
Ah, it's a beautiful thing.
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1437. How about that,
ladies and gentlemen?
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1438. Here to protect your families,
your American families.
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1439. How do we know these
aren't plants?
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1440. Well, as you know,
lrunthetoughestpfisonu. What?
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1441. Like a person, it oan also learn
from secondhand experience.
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1442. Stories, fables, tales.
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1443. MR. Those young guys? Hormones.
Boys will be boys.
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1444. Your kind are particularly
accomplished liars.
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1445. Your brothers and sisters make up
an enormous part of my profits.
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1446. As well as serve
as judge, jury, executioner.
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1447. Judge, jury, executioner.
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1448. Robe-Patriot identifies one
immediate clear and present threat
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1449. to American civilization.
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1450. (LAUGHS) Oh!
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1451. Oh.
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1452. Perhaps he thinks the "fake
media" is a real threat.
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1453. Robe-Patriot recognizes
Dumb Ass Bitch...
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1454. That's "Dumass Beach."
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1455. It polices much better
than it speaks. Trust me.
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1456. As a lethal threat that must
be immediately neutralized
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1457. to secure American safety.
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1458. Neutralizing the threat in
five, four, three,
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1459. two...
What the hell's...
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1460. One.
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1461. No!
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1462. Go! Goddamn thing!
What the hell is...
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1463. Run, Beach!
No, stop!
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1464. MR. Somebody's gonna
lose their job...
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1465. Robe-Patriot recognizes worthless
accomplices aiding and abetting
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1466. Dumb Ass Bitch.
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1467. No! No!
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1468. I never liked him!
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1469. Help! This robot has
lost its damn mind!
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1470. Shit! Shit!
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1471. Robe-Pa triot will protect America.
FUCK! NO!
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1472. No,no,no, Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
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1473. Motherfucker!
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1474. No, no... Help!
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1475. Please...
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1476. Beach! Going my way?
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1477. Go, go, go! Drive!
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1478. I think it got me.
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1479. Christ! (GROANS)
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1480. I'm afraid Christ can no longer
be of service, Mr. Beach.
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1481. Skip the religious lecture
and drive, Simms!
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1482. Holy shit!
Oh, yes.
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1483. The shit!
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1484. What the hell is your
black ass laughing about?
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1485. You think this is
some kind of joke?
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1486. You drive this car
to the goddamn hospital
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1487. before I bleed out and die,
you crazy nigger! (GROANS)
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1488. This ain't no joke!
This ain't no car.
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1489. I ain't no nigger!
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1490. And your worthless soul
is no longer alive!
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1491. Where am I? Where am I?
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1492. Mr. Dumass Beach,
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1493. welcome to hell,
motherfucker!
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1494. Welcome to hell,
motherfucker!
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1495. Now that was some shit.
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