1. You know nothing. You understand nothing.
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2. You live in the past.
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3. Where I come from
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4. the past is something to forget
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5. but here it's all you talk about.
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6. You are clearly so in love with each other
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7. that I feel awkward in your company.
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8. Instead of looking at me
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9. you should get naked and fuck each other.
think?
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10. - I'm not sure. They make an assessment.
- I've written letters, you know.
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11. Letters to every cunt.
Even wrote to the Queen.
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12. - You've written to the Queen?
- Aye.
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13. Never got back to us, like.
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14. Too fucking busy to speak
to the working classes.
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15. Different story when she needs a soldier.
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16. "Step this way, Mr Begbie."
"Sign here, Mr Begbie."
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17. I didn't know you'd served in the army.
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18. I haven't. How could I?
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19. I've been in the fucking jail for 20 years.
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20. - You not fucking notice?
- Of course, of course.
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21. Diminished responsibility.
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22. If that cunt in the
original trial had put on
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23. a proper defence
of diminished responsibility,
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24. I could've walked out that door a free man.
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25. I think, for you, that the best policy...
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26. Did you mention it?
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27. The diminished responsibility.
Did you mention it?
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28. - At the hearing?
- Aye. Did you?
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29. - I felt it was more constructive...
- Didn't fucking mention it.
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30. I cannot believe it.
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31. What was the last fucking thing I told you?
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32. Mind and mention
the diminished responsibility,
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33. you fucking dumb cunt!
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34. I think it would be better
if we brought this meeting to a close,
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35. and you and I get together
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36. once you've had time
to reflect upon the situation.
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37. So you gonna press
that little yellow button or no?
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38. Cunt!
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39. Daylight saving.
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40. Me, I'm no one way or another
when it comes to daylight.
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41. Like, neither a saver nor a spender.
More like just agnostic, you know?
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42. Unfortunately, daylight hasn't shown
the same ambivalence towards me.
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43. I had a job... Construction.
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44. Labouring, a bit of carpentry,
a bit of plumbing now and again.
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45. I mean, it wasn't my first
choice of vocation,
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46. but the cuts at the benefit office
made it clear.
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47. No coal, no dole.
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48. So, I'm off the skag.
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49. I'm seeing Gail, little Fergus,
though he's not so little any more,
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50. but this was back then.
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51. Basically, I'm holding it together.
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52. Then, one morning, I gets to work
and gets fired for being an hour late.
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53. And then, one hour late at the DSS
to explain why I lost the job.
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54. And an hour late to appeal
against losing my benefits.
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55. And an hour late
for my work-focused interview.
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56. An hour late for
my supervised visit with little Fergus.
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57. And late again to
social services to explain why.
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58. Eventually, I let on to it.
It was the clocks.
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59. Going forward one hour.
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60. British Summer Time, they calls it.
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61. It wasn't even warm.
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62. I was still wearing a jumper.
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63. "Happens every year, Mr Murphy."
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64. How was I supposed to know?
I've been on skag for 15 years.
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65. You know how it is...
Daylight isn't exactly high on your agenda
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66. when you got a habit.
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67. It's for farmers and that.
Dudes who need to tend to the livestock.
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68. It's not for junkies who need to score.
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69. So that was me. No job, no money.
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70. No access to the little fella.
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71. And then you went back on the heroin.
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72. My best friend.
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73. Actually, only friend who's never left us.
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74. What is this?
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75. - This is for you.
- What?
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76. It's a recording.
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77. A keepsake so the memory need never fade.
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78. - Who are you?
- I'm your blackmailer.
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79. And your salvation.
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80. You cooperate with me,
no one will ever see this video.
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81. Now, my research suggests that,
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82. as deputy headmaster of one of
Edinburgh's leading private schools,
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83. you earn, near enough, £70,00o per annum.
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84. It's not in my interest
to squeeze you too hard,
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85. and it's not in your
interest to provoke me.
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86. So let's meet in the middle.
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87. 10% of your salary per annum. Paid
monthly on a rolling, indefinite basis.
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88. You disgusting shit! I
will not stand for this!
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89. Naturally, you'll have to lie to your wife.
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90. If you need inspiration,
just imagine her reaction to that.
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91. Or how this might interest
the pupils of that leading private school.
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92. I think they might enjoy
the interlude with the strap-on.
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93. I know I did.
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94. I'm gonna text you the details
of a bank account.
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95. I expect to see a £1,000 payment in there
by the end of the week.
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96. Hi!
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97. - Welcome to Edinburgh.
- Welcome to Edinburgh.
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98. Welcome to Edinburgh.
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99. Hi. Welcome to Edinburgh.
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100. - Welcome to Edinburgh.
- Hi. Welcome to Edinburgh.
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101. - Excuse me.
- Yes?
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102. Where are you from?
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103. - Slovenia.
- Oh.
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104. Franco?
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105. Franco.
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106. Come on in.
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107. All right?
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108. - You ready?
- Aye.
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109. You got it?
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110. I hope you've not been fucking drinking.
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111. - No, no way, Franco, man.
- Right.
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112. Once here. Once here. Not too deep.
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113. Just two little jabs. Bit of blood.
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114. - No damage. All right?
- Right. No bother, Franco.
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115. All right. All right, do it.
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116. - Are you sure?
- Just fucking do it.
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117. You fucking prick!
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118. - You've stabbed us in the liver.
- Shit. Sorry, Franco.
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119. Shit. You still want me
to do the second one?
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120. No, no, you're all right, Dozo, son.
I think you've done quite enough already.
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121. Shit.
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122. Fuck.
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123. Grease me up.
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124. Give it tight, though.
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125. Slap it. Slap it.
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126. Shit!
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127. Hey! Hey! Don't fucking touch her!
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128. Don't you fucking touch her.
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129. You in this with her, are you?
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130. You fuck! Fuck off!
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131. I see you again, cunt, you fucking die.
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132. Fuck off!
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133. - Where were you?
- I was just next door.
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134. You took a long time.
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135. We should get a new clock.
This thing looks too obvious.
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136. - I'm not doing this again.
- We'll take a break from it.
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137. - Okay?
- No, Simon.
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138. I said I'm not doing this.
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139. I feel sick.
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140. Well, calm down, okay?
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141. Worked the first time okay, didn't it?
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142. - I'm going back to work for Doyle.
- Doyle?
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143. No, no, no, you're not doing that.
Not in the sauna.
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144. - Why not?
- Doyle's a gangster.
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145. In the sauna, no man would dare
to hurt a woman.
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146. Mr Doyle won't let that happen.
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147. I don't like to think
of you working there, okay?
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148. Why not? Because I fuck men?
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149. How is this better?
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150. I could have been killed
and you would have done nothing
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151. because you were sitting next door,
taking cocaine.
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152. Please, I want to go home.
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153. It was very peaceful at the end.
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154. She kept your room exactly how you left it.
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155. She always hoped
you'd come back someday.
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156. "Gail."
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157. "I wish that I could find
better words today to tell you I'm sorry."
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158. "You shouldn't have to read this, because
I already made you suffer too much."
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159. "But I know that you and Fergus"
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160. "are living in a better world
without all my chaos."
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161. "I'm sorry for all the things I destroyed."
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162. "You are so beautiful."
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163. "The most beautiful in the world."
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164. "And I only ever made this world ugly."
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165. "Fergus needs things to be simpler."
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166. "I know how embarrassed he is about me."
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167. "I could not be the man
that you both need."
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168. "I've tried and tried and tried for 20 years,
and everything I try is another disaster."
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169. "I love you."
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170. "I love Fergus more than anything."
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171. "But I'm finished, Gail."
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172. "I'm sorry."
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173. "Love you both."
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174. "I want to see you both smile again."
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175. "Danny boy."
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176. Fuck.
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177. Spud!
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178. Spud.
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179. Spud!
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180. Spud.
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181. Fucking hell!
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182. Fuck!
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183. Fuck!
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184. Fuck.
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185. You!
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186. - You, you bastard!
- What?
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187. What the fuck are you doing to me?
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188. I was just fucking saving your life!
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189. Save my life?
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190. You ruined my fucking life, Mark.
You ruined it!
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191. Now you're ruining my fucking death, too!
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192. Thanks a lot, amigo.
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193. Fucking shit! I did what I could for you!
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194. I gave you £4,000!
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195. What did you think
I was gonna do with £4,000, Mark?
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196. I was a fucking junkie!
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197. Aye, suppose you were.
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198. I still am!
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199. Fuck's sake.
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200. You're looking well, though, Mark.
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201. Aye.
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202. Everyone says that.
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203. Gonna be sticking around for a while?
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204. No, I'm supposed to go back
in a couple of days.
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205. Can you not stay a bit longer?
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206. It'd be nice to see you, get to, you know,
spend some time together.
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207. I don't know. I don't know.
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208. I missed you, man.
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209. Don't go trying to kill yourself again, eh?
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210. No. Not while I got my friend in town, eh?
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211. So...
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212. You see old Simon?
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213. Simon? No, no. He's probably too busy.
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214. You got to see old Simon, man.
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215. You know how it was, Spud.
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216. You and Simon was like that, man.
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217. Hello, Frank.
How are you feeling this morning?
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218. A bit sore, doll.
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219. Well, I'm sure we'll soon
be able to get rid of these tubes.
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220. Thanks, darling.
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221. Give us your wrist, Frank.
I'm off for a dump.
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222. Come on. Give us a break.
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223. That's the regulations, Frank.
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224. Where the fuck am I going to go,
all these tubes stuck to me?
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225. Give a man a little bit
of dignity for once, eh?
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226. Aye.
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227. All right, Frank.
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228. You're a good man, Mr Wilson.
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229. I respect you for that.
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230. Ya fucking prick.
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231. Excuse me, sir.
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232. Are you all right?
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233. - Can I help?
- Aye. You can.
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234. Hello, Mark.
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235. Simon.
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236. So, what you been up to for 20 years?
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237. I've been in Amsterdam.
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238. - Nice.
- All right.
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239. What else? Married?
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240. Aye.
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241. - Nice.
- Dutch woman.
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242. - Kids?
- Two.
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243. - Boys or girls?
- One of each.
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244. Little Mark, eh?
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245. Bet he's a chip off the old block.
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246. James, actually.
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247. And Laura.
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248. How about you?
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249. I have a son.
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250. He's in London with
his fucking whore mother.
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251. - See him?
- Pretty regular.
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252. Currently once every 10 years.
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253. All right.
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254. Job?
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255. Aye.
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256. I did an accounting course.
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257. I work for a small business.
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258. Stock management software
for the retail sector.
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259. Very nice.
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260. Well, as you can see,
I'm running my old auntie's pub.
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261. Very few customers
and they don't spend much.
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262. Sometimes it's not even worth opening.
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263. The great wave of gentrification
has yet to engulf us.
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264. But there we go, eh?
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265. - My lot in life.
- I see.
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266. £16,000!
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267. You thieving fucking bastard!
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268. You missed a trick!
That's what hurts, isn't it?
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269. That I had the brains and the fucking balls
to steal the money and you didn't!
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270. Fucking get off me.
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271. - Fucking hell!
- Bastard.
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272. Shit! Fuck!
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273. You fucking bastard.
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274. Are you all right?
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275. It will be fine.
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276. Where is she?
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277. None of your business.
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278. Saved your life, though.
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279. This is for you.
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280. Fuck's sake.
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281. We did a deal back then.
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282. Twenty years ago.
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283. Couple of bags of H. Good quality stuff.
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284. We took it to London.
Me, him, Begbie, Spud Murphy.
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285. Sold it.
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286. Not a bad price.
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287. £16,000, to be divided in four equal parts.
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288. He ran off with it.
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289. Took it all.
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290. And now what does he think I am, a whore?
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291. He can just pay me off?
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292. £4,000, not even any interest.
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293. What am I supposed to do with that?
Buy a fucking time machine?
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294. Live my life all over again?
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295. Only this time without being robbed
and betrayed by my best fucking friend!
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296. No, it doesn't work like that.
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297. What I'm gonna do, Veronika,
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298. is I'm gonna draw him back in as my friend,
my very best friend, my partner,
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299. and then I'm gonna hurt him.
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300. I'm gonna hurt him in every way that I can.
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301. - £200 short.
- I owed someone.
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302. Yeah, you bought cocaine.
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303. Shut it.
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304. Veronika...
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305. I'm gonna make him sorry he ever came back.
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306. Shut up! What's the
fucking matter with you?
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307. Frank, is that you?
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308. Who the fuck else it gonna be?
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309. But the police might be watching.
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310. Well, that's why I came
in the back window, woman.
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311. Do you still got my kitbag?
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312. - Of course.
- Good.
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313. Frank, you're bleeding.
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314. It's nothing.
Just get us a plaster or something.
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315. Here, let me.
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316. No, leave it, leave it.
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317. Dad?
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318. Franco Junior.
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319. Ya cunt, you.
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320. Ya fucking beauty.
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321. But, Dad...
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322. That's right, son.
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323. I'm home.
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324. But what are you gonna do?
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325. Well, I'm not gonna be sitting on me ass
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326. watching fucking telly all day.
That's for sure.
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327. - Frank, what if...
- No, no, listen.
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328. You and me, son. You and me.
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329. We're gonna go out there
and do a bit of business together.
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330. I've enrolled in college, Dad.
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331. - What?
- I'm doing a diploma in hotel management.
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332. Good one. Fucking... Fucking had us there.
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333. Seriously, son, you and me, you and me.
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334. That's it.
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335. Look at him, June. Look at our boy.
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336. He cannot fucking wait.
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337. Fuck!
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338. Never mind, Frank.
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339. It's just great to have you back.
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340. I'm getting builders.
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341. Look.
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342. These are partitions. Eight rooms.
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343. Sixteen girls. Two shifts.
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344. We could be turning over £10,000 a week
every week of the year.
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345. - So, where's my office?
- What?
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346. I'll need an office
if I am to be Madame Veronika.
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347. All right.
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348. Your office...
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349. Is there.
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350. You have money for all this?
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351. I'm gonna find the money
and I'm gonna do this for you.
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352. But when, Simon?
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353. I cannot live on a promise.
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354. Soon.
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355. I promise.
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356. Come on, Spud!
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357. I'm with you, Mark. Go on, Mark.
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358. Almost halfway, Spud. Come on.
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359. Thanks, brother.
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360. Can't fail again, Mark.
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361. You know, I need to detox the system.
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362. Spud. "Detox the system."
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363. What does that even mean?
It doesn't mean anything.
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364. It's not getting it out of your body
that's the problem.
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365. It's getting it out of your mind.
You are an addict.
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366. You think I haven't heard that
100,000 times, Mark?
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367. You got 12 more steps for me, comrade?
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368. So be addicted.
Be addicted to something else.
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369. Like running until I feel sick?
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370. Yes.
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371. Or something else.
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372. You've got to channel it.
You've got to control it.
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373. People try all sorts.
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374. Some people do boxing.
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375. - Boxing?
- Well, it's just an example.
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376. I don't... I don't mean you should...
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377. So, what did you channel it into?
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378. Getting away.
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379. Do you remember, Mark...
You remember that girl, Sharron?
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380. Lived in Granton.
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381. Tall.
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382. - Well, taller than us anyway, at the time.
- Yeah, I remember her.
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383. Your very first sexual encounter.
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384. - Right.
- Mine too.
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386. You remember shoplifting
in Woolworths together
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387. and you got caught, you gave my name?
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388. - Yeah.
- How about this one?
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389. Warm day, sunny afternoon.
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390. Two young lads, and we clubbed together
and bought our very first hit off Swanney.
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391. Our very first bag of heroin.
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392. - Do you remember that?
- Yes.
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393. - Swanney's dead now, of course.
- Be astonished if he wasn't.
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394. And we went down that park,
back of Banana Flats.
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395. - Dog shit park.
- Yeah.
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396. And we shared a needle.
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397. Shared a needle, yeah.
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398. You went first.
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399. Your blood runs in my veins, Mark.
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400. Would you stop looking
at your fucking watch?
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401. - I have a flight to catch.
- Shit.
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402. Excuse me a moment.
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403. Fuck.
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404. Fuck!
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405. So you're Plan B.
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406. Yes.
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407. I am to persuade you to stay and help him.
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408. It will mean so much to have
his oldest friend by his side
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409. in this exciting new business opportunity.
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410. He told you to say that.
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411. Yes.
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412. Did he choose your dress?
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413. No.
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414. - You like it?
- It's very nice.
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416. Probably.
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417. Is he doing that a lot?
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418. As often as he can.
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419. - Where is he?
- Gone.
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420. Gone? How could you let him go?
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421. Simon.
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422. Simon!
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423. How could you let him go?
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424. I'm not finished yet.
I'm not finished with him!
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425. The fuck are you staring at?
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426. Cunt robbed me of £16,000.
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427. Good morning, ladies and gentlemen,
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428. and welcome to Jet2.com
Flight 0511 to Amsterdam.
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429. I'm getting divorced.
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430. You just came back to tell me that?
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431. Of course, any misfortune which befalls you
is music to my ears.
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432. I was supposed to go back
and move my stuff out.
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433. She owns the apartment.
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434. - And the children?
- There aren't any.
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435. - None?
- No.
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436. So when you said wife, two kids...
James and...
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437. - Laura.
- Laura, that wasn't strictly true?
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438. - No.
- Why'd you lie to me?
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439. 'Cause I didn't want to tell you the truth.
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440. And the no-kids thing, was...
Was that a problem?
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441. It's none of your business.
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442. Yes, it was a problem.
It was a fucking big problem.
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443. - All right? That make you happy?
- A little bit.
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444. Oh, fuck off.
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445. It's all over, the marriage. Fifteen years.
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446. And then the company I work for,
that's merging with another.
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447. There'll be no room for me.
Not enough qualifications.
Copy !req
448. I can see that coming. I don't need
to wait for the fucking letter.
Copy !req
449. And then three months ago,
I suffered what I've been told was a...
Copy !req
450. An episode of acute coronary insufficiency.
Copy !req
451. Like a heart attack.
Copy !req
452. They put a tube in here.
Copy !req
453. And I've got a metal stent
in my left coronary artery.
Copy !req
454. Good as new, apparently. Good as new.
Copy !req
455. Should last another 30 years, they said,
Copy !req
456. but they didn't say what to do
with those 30 years.
Copy !req
457. Two or three, fine, I'll take that.
I can cope with that.
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458. I can think of enough things to do
to piss away what remains.
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459. But 30? What am I supposed to do with that?
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460. I'm 46 and I'm fucked!
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461. I've got no home.
I've got nowhere that I think of as a home.
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462. I don't really know anyone.
Copy !req
463. And what's the substance
of our acquaintance?
Copy !req
464. Friendship, please.
Copy !req
465. You ask me to get involved
in some stupid scheme
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466. to finance and establish and run a brothel.
Copy !req
467. Sauna, please.
Copy !req
468. - A brothel.
- Well...
Copy !req
469. The sad thing is...
The most pathetic thing of all
Copy !req
470. is that I can't think of anything better.
Copy !req
471. So you're gonna help me? Find the money?
Copy !req
472. - Where's Veronika?
- She's not here.
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473. She doesn't really like staying over.
Copy !req
474. She complains that it's a mess,
all that sort of thing.
Copy !req
475. - Does she?
- Yeah.
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476. - Not why you stayed, is it?
- What?
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477. - Her, Veronika.
- No, of course not.
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478. No? 'Cause she's my girlfriend.
Copy !req
479. - Yeah, I know that.
- Good.
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480. - It's not a mess, is it?
- No. It's just masculine.
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481. What is this?
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482. Come here.
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483. Just do exactly what I told you.
You'll be fine.
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484. Grab anything you can carry.
Get the telly at the end.
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485. Go!
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486. - There?
- Shut up.
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487. - Fuck's sake!
- I'm sorry.
Copy !req
488. Who's there?
Copy !req
489. Hello?
Copy !req
490. What the fuck's going on down here?
Copy !req
491. What the fuck?
Copy !req
492. - I'm sorry.
- Cunt!
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493. Ya cunt, you! You fucking beauty, you!
Copy !req
494. How you doing, Mikey?
Copy !req
495. Hey. Bring in the telly.
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496. Who's this, then?
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497. This big handsome bastard
is none other than my son.
Copy !req
498. Franco Junior, meet Mikey Forrester.
Copy !req
499. - So you're teaching him the trade?
- He's a little bit to learn though, eh?
Copy !req
500. Well, you're in the right hands, son.
Copy !req
501. He's got the talent, I'll tell you that.
Copy !req
502. We had a spot of bother.
Copy !req
503. Concerned citizen came down the stairs,
fucking tooled up and all.
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504. I was on the back foot, I can tell you.
Copy !req
505. But Franco Junior here
took him out and no mistake.
Copy !req
506. Well, no, it wasn't quite like that.
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507. Takes after his old man, eh?
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508. Don't you?
Copy !req
509. - Cheers, boys.
- See you again.
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510. I covered up for you there.
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511. - I'm sorry, Dad.
- See, if that happens again,
Copy !req
512. son or no son,
it's gonna be a fucking kicking, right?
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513. Right, Dad.
Copy !req
514. Right. Come on.
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515. Never mind, Frank.
Copy !req
516. Oh, fucking shut up.
Copy !req
517. A light had shone in the night.
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518. Somewhere ahead.
Copy !req
519. And blue had turned into green.
Copy !req
520. Then it was red...
Copy !req
521. This place is a goldmine. It's a certainty.
Copy !req
522. I mean, these are people who've been
abandoned by their political class.
Copy !req
523. But at least they have what we don't...
A sense of identity.
Copy !req
524. Right, come on, let's get it over with.
Copy !req
525. An identity encapsulated in four digits.
Copy !req
526. If we're not back in an
hour, call the police.
Copy !req
527. - What shall I say?
- Just tell them we're dead.
Copy !req
528. Each machine seemed to say.
Copy !req
529. As I walked round and round
the penny arcade.
Copy !req
530. And just ring the bell
on the big bagatelle...
Copy !req
531. The Battle of the Boyne
was fought on the 11th of July, 1690,
Copy !req
532. between two rival claimants of
the British and Irish thrones,
Copy !req
533. James II, Catholic,
Copy !req
534. and William of Orange, Protestant.
Copy !req
535. The battle was decisive.
The Protestants won.
Copy !req
536. But 400 years later,
the uncompromising and victorious loyalists
Copy !req
537. now feel estranged from the
modern, secular United Kingdom.
Copy !req
538. Let me tell you that I love you.
Copy !req
539. And I think about you all the time.
Copy !req
540. The sectarian songs have been banned,
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541. but they still gather
and remain loyal to the victor of 169o,
Copy !req
542. and to a simpler, less tolerant time.
Copy !req
543. It's the greatest sight
that I have ever seen.
Copy !req
544. You are a red hot.
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545. You're a red hot dancer.
Copy !req
546. When you swing your hips
And you do the salsa.
Copy !req
547. Rock forward and back
Then you do it again.
Copy !req
548. Take a grapevine to the right...
Copy !req
549. But if nothing else,
history has shown us very clearly
Copy !req
550. these are people
whom it is unwise to provoke.
Copy !req
551. You aren't from 'round here,
are you, lads?
Copy !req
552. You not gonna give us a song?
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553. I can sing. I'll just...
I'll just fucking make something up.
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554. You can play the piano.
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555. I can't play the fucking piano.
Copy !req
556. You know those two chords.
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557. The fucking F and G march
you used to play at school.
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558. Do that.
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559. Good evening.
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560. My mate and I would like to
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561. sing a song that we wrote.
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562. No.
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563. Is... Is that it?
Copy !req
564. It was the year of 1690
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565. on the 11th of July
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566. or the first in Julian calendar.
Copy !req
567. Wait, wait, wait.
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568. Give me something with a
little bit of rhythm.
Copy !req
569. Here we go.
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570. It was on the field of battle
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571. of hope we were bereft.
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572. But by the time that it was over.
Copy !req
573. There were no more Catholics left.
Copy !req
574. We looked up to King William
Copy !req
575. on his chin a royal cleft.
Copy !req
576. And by the time that it was over
There were no more Catholics left.
Copy !req
577. Aye! Fucking right.
Copy !req
578. His strategy was strong
His strategy was deft.
Copy !req
579. By the time that it was over
There were no more Catholics left.
Copy !req
580. The battle now victorious
We foiled his papist theft.
Copy !req
581. When the time was over
There were no more Catholics left.
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582. Aye!
Copy !req
583. No more Catholics.
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584. No more Catholics.
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585. No more Catholics.
Copy !req
586. No more Catholics.
Copy !req
587. No more Catholics.
Copy !req
588. No more Catholics.
Copy !req
589. No more Catholics.
Copy !req
590. No more Catholics.
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591. No more - No more.
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592. No more - No more.
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593. No more - No more.
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594. No more - No more.
Copy !req
595. No more - No more.
Copy !req
596. No more Catholics left.
Copy !req
597. Thank you very much. Good night.
Copy !req
598. Just fucking drive.
Copy !req
599. One-six-nine-zero.
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600. One-six-nine-zero.
Copy !req
601. Sixteen-ninety.
Copy !req
602. - Nope.
- Nope.
Copy !req
603. And it's midnight.
Copy !req
604. Start again.
Copy !req
605. So, there's this room service guy, right?
Copy !req
606. And he comes into the room,
and there is Georgie Best
Copy !req
607. lying on the bed with two Playboy models.
Copy !req
608. Three in a bed, champagne
and a little bit of Charlie,
Copy !req
609. and there's banknotes.
Copy !req
610. But they're lying on the banknotes.
Copy !req
611. - Lying on the money?
- Yes.
Copy !req
612. - Why?
- I don't know.
Copy !req
613. Because he has a lot of money.
Copy !req
614. Or at least he had
a lot of money at the time, anyway.
Copy !req
615. The room service guy, he comes in,
Copy !req
616. and he sees this scene
that I just described to you,
Copy !req
617. and he says, "George Best..."
Copy !req
618. Greatest footballer of all time.
Copy !req
619. Exactly. "The greatest footballer
of all time, I have to ask you",
Copy !req
620. "'Where did it all go wrong?"'
Copy !req
621. Where did it all go wrong?
Copy !req
622. Where did it all go wrong?
Copy !req
623. - Where did it all go wrong, George Best?
- Yeah, but...
Copy !req
624. I think that the room service guy, you
know... I think he makes a very good point.
Copy !req
625. No?
Copy !req
626. He played for Hibs in 1979
Copy !req
627. between stints for
the Fort Lauderdale Strikers
Copy !req
628. and the San Jose Earthquakes.
Copy !req
629. I went to see him play, apparently.
My dad took me.
Copy !req
630. He said, "You've got to see this.
You've got to see this player."
Copy !req
631. "Got to see this greatest footballer
of all time."
Copy !req
632. So it was a big game, it was a big crowd,
and a big guy in front of me.
Copy !req
633. I couldn't see a thing. Not a single thing.
Copy !req
634. Not for 90 minutes.
Copy !req
635. But I've got the programme, so...
Copy !req
636. I mean, I've always got that, you know?
Copy !req
637. Thin. Thin. Nobody was fat back then.
Copy !req
638. It's not just the football, is it?
Copy !req
639. - It's the end of austerity.
- There was no such thing even
Copy !req
640. - as a calorie till 1974.
- Welcome to the new age of
Copy !req
641. - civil rights, space exploration.
- You know what happened in 1974?
Copy !req
642. The first McDonald's in the UK.
Copy !req
643. He's basically John Barry
with football boots.
Copy !req
644. See, look at that guy.
He would be scrawny today.
Copy !req
645. A great, swaggering, filthy piece of music.
Copy !req
646. - But then... That was totally normal till 1974.
- It's insurrection!
Copy !req
647. - That's the beauty of what he does.
- You know what happened in 1974?
Copy !req
648. First McDonald's. South London. Woolwich.
Copy !req
649. These are not goals.
These are political statements.
Copy !req
650. It's still there.
I've been there myself several times.
Copy !req
651. You know nothing. You understand nothing.
Copy !req
652. You live in the past.
Copy !req
653. Where I come from
Copy !req
654. the past is something to forget
Copy !req
655. but here it's all you talk about.
Copy !req
656. You are clearly so in love with each other
Copy !req
657. that I feel awkward in your company.
Copy !req
658. Instead of looking at me
Copy !req
659. you should get naked and fuck each other.
Copy !req
660. Cheers.
Copy !req
661. - Up your ass.
- Placebo.
Copy !req
662. - There's a fucking...
- Do it. Let's do it.
Copy !req
663. Fuck off.
Copy !req
664. - Yeah!
- Yeah!
Copy !req
665. Jab.
Copy !req
666. Double jab.
Copy !req
667. Double jab, right hand.
Copy !req
668. One, two.
Copy !req
669. Junior. You coming, for fuck's sake?
Copy !req
670. - Frank.
- What? What is it now?
Copy !req
671. - The boy.
- What about him?
Copy !req
672. See, Frank, please don't be angry.
It's just, he's not really...
Copy !req
673. "Not really," what?
Copy !req
674. Sorry, Dad.
Copy !req
675. The fuck is that?
Copy !req
676. You cannot go with me dressed like that.
Copy !req
677. See, I don't really think,
you know, I'm into it.
Copy !req
678. - He doesn't want to go, Frank.
- Doesn't want to go?
Copy !req
679. Where else you gonna go?
Copy !req
680. I was actually gonna go
and meet some friends from the college.
Copy !req
681. From the college, is it?
Copy !req
682. Right.
Copy !req
683. Well, that's a blow and no mistake,
no two ways about that.
Copy !req
684. Sorry, Dad.
Copy !req
685. Some way to treat your old man.
Copy !req
686. - Please, Frank.
- You shut the fuck up!
Copy !req
687. Hotel fucking management.
You put him up to this.
Copy !req
688. Dad, it's not like that.
Copy !req
689. Shut the fuck up! "Dad."
Copy !req
690. Maybe I'm not your dad.
Copy !req
691. - I see it now.
- No, Frank.
Copy !req
692. - Dad, leave it.
- "Leave it"? I don't want to fucking leave it!
Copy !req
693. What if I don't want to fucking leave it?
What you gonna do about that, eh?
Copy !req
694. Tell you what... Free pop.
Copy !req
695. - No, Frank!
- Shut it.
Copy !req
696. Come on.
Copy !req
697. Stick one on then, you cunt.
Copy !req
698. Take a fucking swipe at me. Do it.
Copy !req
699. Do it!
Copy !req
700. No, you cannot fucking do that.
Copy !req
701. See, if you were my son,
you'd have stabbed us there.
Copy !req
702. I'd be lying, breathing my last
through a hole in my chest.
Copy !req
703. But you cannot fucking do that.
Copy !req
704. What do you want?
Copy !req
705. - Yep.
- Mark.
Copy !req
706. What?
Copy !req
707. Need a lawyer.
Copy !req
708. So, as I understand it,
the complainant, a deputy headmaster,
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709. alleges that he's been
the victim of attempted extortion.
Copy !req
710. How does Sick Boy intend to plead?
Copy !req
711. It's actually "Simon" these days.
Copy !req
712. Right. Simon.
Copy !req
713. I see. Not guilty.
Copy !req
714. Fine.
Copy !req
715. Off the record,
Copy !req
716. the police have told me that the USB drive
does have Simon's prints on it
Copy !req
717. and that in searching the flat,
Copy !req
718. they found the mobile
that the bank details were sent from.
Copy !req
719. Right.
Copy !req
720. As well as the cocaine, of course.
Copy !req
721. Well, that was just for personal use.
Copy !req
722. Quite a lot for personal use.
Copy !req
723. Well, you know Simon.
Copy !req
724. I certainly remember him.
Copy !req
725. - Does he still take heroin?
- No.
Copy !req
726. Do you?
Copy !req
727. No. Not for 20 years.
Copy !req
728. That's really good.
Copy !req
729. Well done.
Copy !req
730. So, are you the woman in the video?
Copy !req
731. My face is not seen.
Copy !req
732. Do you have any identifying marks?
Copy !req
733. Tattoos on your buttocks?
Copy !req
734. Certainly not.
Copy !req
735. On your perineum?
Copy !req
736. It's the bit of skin
between your vagina and your bumhole.
Copy !req
737. That's disgusting.
Copy !req
738. So you're not vajazzled.
Copy !req
739. May I ask,
what is your relationship with the accused?
Copy !req
740. We are friends.
Copy !req
741. Mark?
Copy !req
742. I really don't have anything else to add.
Copy !req
743. Well...
Copy !req
744. Perhaps we have a defence.
Copy !req
745. Simon may claim that
the recording was consensual,
Copy !req
746. was, in fact,
commissioned by the complainant.
Copy !req
747. Hence the request for payment.
Copy !req
748. He pleads guilty on the cocaine,
which, remarkably, is a first offense,
Copy !req
749. enters into an approved rehab,
£1,000 fine, six months suspended.
Copy !req
750. This consultation is free.
Copy !req
751. Should we go forward, here's the cost.
Copy !req
752. Well, that's very reasonable.
Copy !req
753. It's an hourly rate.
Copy !req
754. 'Course.
Copy !req
755. Thanks.
Copy !req
756. Mark.
Copy !req
757. She's too young for you.
Copy !req
758. Here it is.
"EU Small Business Development Loans."
Copy !req
759. "Zero-interest loans
distributed regionally"
Copy !req
760. "towards projects that stimulate
regeneration of formerly industrial areas."
Copy !req
761. "Loans are available of up to £100,000."
Copy !req
762. "Applications should be made online,"
Copy !req
763. "which may be followed by an invitation
to present a business plan."
Copy !req
764. Blah, blah, fucking blah.
Copy !req
765. I'm trying to help you, Simon.
Copy !req
766. We're blowing all that
cashpoint money on lawyer's fees.
Copy !req
767. You could've got someone cheaper.
Copy !req
768. Well, I wouldn't have had to get anyone at all
if you hadn't engaged in fucking blackmail.
Copy !req
769. Is there anything left of your £4,000
I gave you?
Copy !req
770. No, I've got expenses,
just like everyone else.
Copy !req
771. What, all of it?
Copy !req
772. You snorted the whole fucking wad?
Copy !req
773. It's called debt, Mark.
Copy !req
774. The point is, we need cash now,
not in six months' time.
Copy !req
775. And you realise what's at stake here?
Copy !req
776. I promised to set up a sauna for Veronika.
Copy !req
777. And if I don't get it up and running soon,
she's gonna leave me.
Copy !req
778. - Fucking leave you anyway.
- No, it's not gonna happen.
Copy !req
779. - Is she actually even with you?
- She's my girlfriend.
Copy !req
780. You've never even fucked her.
Copy !req
781. I have fucked her, and I'll fuck her again.
Copy !req
782. - What? When she was working at the sauna?
- That's not fair.
Copy !req
783. You know, since we're having
this conversation,
Copy !req
784. I can tell you that fully consensual,
emotionally driven, not-for-profit
Copy !req
785. sexual intercourse has been attained.
Copy !req
786. Simon, you're a romantic.
Copy !req
787. Veronika and I have had our rough patches.
I'll be the first to admit that.
Copy !req
788. Shall we submit this application?
Copy !req
789. Do what you want,
but I need someone on-site working.
Copy !req
790. I need progress.
Copy !req
791. Now.
Copy !req
792. All right, Spud, we're upstairs.
Copy !req
793. - All right, Mark.
- Come in.
Copy !req
794. When clients come in,
I want a sense of space.
Copy !req
795. Yeah.
Copy !req
796. Maybe some soft lighting, help punters feel
a bit more relaxed and that, you know?
Copy !req
797. Exactly. I'm so glad
that someone understands.
Copy !req
798. And they're off and racing.
Copy !req
799. Woody Bay was a little awkward out of
the stalls and also to gather stride.
Copy !req
800. Out well towards the right,
Fine 'n' Dandy is racing solo early on.
Copy !req
801. Steventon Star down the centre
with Jacob's Pillow.
Copy !req
802. Hello, Franco.
Copy !req
803. Simon.
Copy !req
804. - But you're not...
- I'm out.
Copy !req
805. - "Out"?
- Aye. Fucking shut up.
Copy !req
806. Yeah, sorry if I seemed a little shocked
to see you, Frank. It's just...
Copy !req
807. Well, I was gonna...
Copy !req
808. I was gonna deal with this myself
and then give you the good news, but...
Copy !req
809. You're not gonna believe this.
Copy !req
810. So, two days ago,
I got a call from an old friend of mine.
Copy !req
811. Gav Temperly. You remember him?
Copy !req
812. Aye.
Copy !req
813. Anyway.
Copy !req
814. He's on business in Amsterdam.
Copy !req
815. And he's in a cafe one morning,
and he hears this voice beside him.
Copy !req
816. A whiny, cunty voice.
Copy !req
817. No.
Copy !req
818. So he turns around, right?
Copy !req
819. This is two fucking days ago.
I'm just getting over it myself.
Copy !req
820. - There he is.
- Holy fucking moly.
Copy !req
821. Hasn't changed in 20 years.
Copy !req
822. Very same smug, little cunty grin
across his ugly face.
Copy !req
823. - For fuck's sake!
- Aye, Renton.
Copy !req
824. Mark fucking Renton.
Copy !req
825. Living in Amsterdam
all this time on our money.
Copy !req
826. - Cunt. Did Renton clock him?
- No.
Copy !req
827. So Gav followed him.
He went into an office block
Copy !req
828. not far from the centre of town.
Copy !req
829. And Gav had to split then,
but he's gonna go back.
Copy !req
830. He's gonna hang out,
he's gonna follow Renton home, and then...
Copy !req
831. - And we're gonna pay him a visit.
- Exactly.
Copy !req
832. - I need a passport.
- I can get you one.
Copy !req
833. I'll take some weapons.
Copy !req
834. Well, we can probably get
weapons there, Franco.
Copy !req
835. Aye. Probably. They've got
that kind of stuff in Amsterdam, eh?
Copy !req
836. Aye. Now, the important thing
is for you to keep your head down.
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837. Low profile till the passport comes
through, till I get the tickets.
Copy !req
838. - 'Cause this is an opportunity, Frank.
- Right.
Copy !req
839. I'm gonna fucking tear him to pieces.
Copy !req
840. You most definitely fucking will.
Copy !req
841. Simon and I do not sleep together.
Copy !req
842. No? I had wondered.
Copy !req
843. Once, but... I'm his girlfriend,
but it's business, really.
Copy !req
844. Simon is not a good person.
Copy !req
845. But I like him.
Copy !req
846. More than he likes himself, I think.
Copy !req
847. Right, but if you're not...
Copy !req
848. If there's no physical aspect
to your relationship,
Copy !req
849. I mean, you don't want to be, like...
You know, wasting your time.
Copy !req
850. What's "choose life"?
Copy !req
851. - What?
- "Choose life."
Copy !req
852. Simon says it sometimes.
Copy !req
853. He says, "Choose life, Veronika."
Copy !req
854. "Choose life."
Copy !req
855. "Choose life" was a well-meaning slogan
from a 1980s antidrug campaign.
Copy !req
856. And we used to add things to it.
Copy !req
857. So I might say, for example, choose...
Copy !req
858. Designer lingerie
Copy !req
859. in the vain hope of kicking some life
back into a dead relationship.
Copy !req
860. Choose handbags.
Copy !req
861. Choose high-heeled shoes.
Copy !req
862. Cashmere and silk to make yourself
feel what passes for happy.
Copy !req
863. Choose an iPhone made in China
by a woman who jumped out of a window,
Copy !req
864. and stick it in the pocket of your jacket
fresh from a South Asian firetrap.
Copy !req
865. Choose Facebook, Twitter,
Snapchat, Instagram
Copy !req
866. and a thousand other ways to spew your bile
across people you've never met.
Copy !req
867. Choose updating your profile.
Copy !req
868. Tell the world what you had for breakfast
and hope that someone, somewhere cares.
Copy !req
869. Choose looking up old flames,
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870. desperate to believe that
you don't look as bad as they do.
Copy !req
871. Choose live-blogging
from your first wank to your last breath.
Copy !req
872. Human interaction reduced
to nothing more than data.
Copy !req
873. Choose ten things you never knew
about celebrities who'd had surgery.
Copy !req
874. Choose screaming about abortion.
Copy !req
875. Choose rape jokes,
slut shaming, revenge porn,
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876. and an endless tide of depressing misogyny.
Copy !req
877. Choose 9/11 never happened,
and if it did, it was the Jews.
Copy !req
878. Choose a zero-hour contract
and a two-hour journey to work,
Copy !req
879. and choose the same
for your kids, only worse.
Copy !req
880. And maybe tell yourself it's better
that they never happened.
Copy !req
881. And then sit back and smother the pain
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882. with an unknown dose of an unknown drug
made in somebody's fucking kitchen.
Copy !req
883. Choose unfulfilled promise
and wishing you'd done it all differently.
Copy !req
884. Choose never learning
from your own mistakes.
Copy !req
885. Choose watching history repeat itself.
Copy !req
886. Choose the slow reconciliation
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887. towards what you can get
rather than what you always hoped for.
Copy !req
888. Settle for less and keep
a brave face on it.
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889. Choose disappointment.
Copy !req
890. And choose losing the ones you loved.
Copy !req
891. And as they fall from view,
a piece of you dies with them.
Copy !req
892. Until you can see that one day in the future,
piece by piece, they will all be gone.
Copy !req
893. And there'll be nothing left
of you to call alive or dead.
Copy !req
894. Choose your future, Veronika.
Copy !req
895. Choose life.
Copy !req
896. Anyway, it amused us at the time.
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897. I like you, Mark.
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898. Fuck.
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899. What are you gonna do?
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900. I'm going to be the madame
in Simon's bordello.
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901. But really...
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902. What are you gonna do?
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903. I don't know. I should go home.
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904. But...
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905. To go home with nothing?
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906. No qualification, no career,
not even bringing money.
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907. What's at home?
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908. You know.
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909. Emotional attachment.
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910. That's all.
Copy !req
911. - All set?
- Yeah, fine. You're okay?
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912. - Aye.
- Sure?
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913. - Why?
- Nothing.
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914. - Why? What's happened?
- No, nothing's happened. I'm just...
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915. I'm just enjoying us working together.
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916. That's all.
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917. Good. So...
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918. - Shall we go in? Right.
- Aye.
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919. Jesus.
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920. This is the renovation and conversion
of an iconic Leith building.
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921. We see it very much as being an artisanal
bed-and-breakfast experience.
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922. A destination in its own right.
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923. Artworks by local artists on the walls.
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924. Locally sourced fresh food.
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925. Outreach programmes to inspire children
in school to think outside the box.
Copy !req
926. To inspire in them a belief that...
Yes, they can.
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927. There was a time when this port
served thousands of ships around the globe.
Copy !req
928. Now it can rise again.
Copy !req
929. And we believe our business
will occupy a central role,
Copy !req
930. both physically and emotionally,
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931. at the heart of this new wave
of regeneration in Leith.
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932. Leith 2.1.
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933. Exactly.
Copy !req
934. We used to steal all this stuff.
Copy !req
935. Fancy wallpaper.
Copy !req
936. Sell on to the middle classes and that.
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937. Me and Mark used to steal
all kinds of stuff, actually.
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938. Till we got caught.
Copy !req
939. He got off. I got six months.
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940. Still, you find out what
you're good at inside.
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941. Signatures... That's what I found out.
Copy !req
942. Anyone's. If I seen it once, I can do it.
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943. So, when I got out, "Bye-bye, shoplifting.
Hello, chequebook. Hello, cheque card."
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944. Up to Western Union.
Copy !req
945. Signature, cash in hand.
Copy !req
946. Up to Swanney's,
pay off my debts, buy some skag.
Copy !req
947. I was a portable fucking goldmine.
Copy !req
948. So, what happened?
Copy !req
949. Chip and PIN, debit cards, e-banking.
Copy !req
950. Billionaires moving money
at the touch of a button.
Copy !req
951. There's no room
for an honest artisan like me any more.
Copy !req
952. So, what did you do?
Copy !req
953. Back on the pavement. Seven days a week.
Copy !req
954. I like your stories.
I think you should write them down.
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955. You think?
Copy !req
956. Yeah. Just write them the way you say them.
Copy !req
957. They're funny. I would like to read them.
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958. Mark and Simon can help.
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959. "Tommy looks well.
Copy !req
960. "It's terrifying.
Copy !req
961. "He's gonna die.
Copy !req
962. "Sometime between the next few weeks
and the next 15 years,".
Copy !req
963. "Tommy will be no more."
Copy !req
964. "Chances are that I'll
be exactly the same."
Copy !req
965. "Difference is we know this with Tommy."
Copy !req
966. "Tommy cannot get out."
Copy !req
967. "He cannot afford to heat his home,"
Copy !req
968. "put himself in a bubble,"
Copy !req
969. "live in the warm, eat good fresh food,"
Copy !req
970. "keep his mind stimulated
with new challenges."
Copy !req
971. "He will only live five or 10 or 15 years
before he is crushed."
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972. "Tommy will not survive winter
in West Granton."
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973. Well, I'm trying hard, Mark,
but I'm not feeling anything.
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974. We were young. Bad things happened.
It's over.
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975. Can we go home now?
Copy !req
976. - Two hours to the next train.
- Oh, for fuck's sake.
Copy !req
977. Look, we're here as an act of memorial.
Copy !req
978. Nostalgia.
Copy !req
979. That's why you're here.
Copy !req
980. You're a tourist in your own youth.
Copy !req
981. Just 'cause you had a near-death experience,
and now you're feeling all fuzzy and warm.
Copy !req
982. What other moments will you be revisiting?
Copy !req
983. Here's a good one.
Copy !req
984. How about the time you sold
Tommy his very first hit,
Copy !req
985. leading him on to heroin addiction,
HIV infection,
Copy !req
986. and ultimately his death at the age of...
What was it, 22, 23?
Copy !req
987. - Twenty-three.
- Twenty-three.
Copy !req
988. How innocent was that?
Copy !req
989. Aye, that's mine.
Copy !req
990. How's yours?
Copy !req
991. Don't know what you're talking about.
Copy !req
992. She'd be a woman by now.
Copy !req
993. Maybe kids of her own.
Copy !req
994. But she never got that far, did she?
Copy !req
995. Never got to lead her life.
Copy !req
996. Because her father,
Copy !req
997. someone who should have been
looking after her,
Copy !req
998. protecting his own infant,
Copy !req
999. was too busy filling
his own veins with heroin
Copy !req
1000. to check that she was breathing properly.
Copy !req
1001. How do you keep a lid on that one?
Copy !req
1002. Well, that's that, then.
Copy !req
1003. Here we go.
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1004. Fuck's sake.
Copy !req
1005. - All right, doll.
- Thanks.
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1006. Looking good, baby.
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1007. Not bad yourself, daddy-o.
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1008. Why, bring it over here.
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1009. Really?
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1010. I'm not wearing any knickers.
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1011. For fuck's sake.
Copy !req
1012. Well, tell you what... Just away
for a piss. Back in a moment.
Copy !req
1013. We'll see what's happening, okay?
Copy !req
1014. - All right, then.
- Aye.
Copy !req
1015. Deal. Done.
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1016. Hi. I can't take your call,
so please leave a message.
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1017. Fuck.
Copy !req
1018. What's all this, then?
Copy !req
1019. Planning a special event, are we, sir?
Copy !req
1020. Just give us the tablets, pal.
Copy !req
1021. Remember not to exceed the stated dose.
Copy !req
1022. Just give us the fucking tablets
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1023. before I come through there
and pound your fucking head in.
Copy !req
1024. Aye, all right. Fucking calm down.
Copy !req
1025. - Fuck's sake.
- Cunt.
Copy !req
1026. Prick.
Copy !req
1027. Cunt!
Copy !req
1028. Fuck. Fuck.
Copy !req
1029. Rent Boy, where... Mark?
Copy !req
1030. Go! Go, go, go!
Copy !req
1031. Fuck!
Copy !req
1032. Go on, then, you fucking cunt, you!
Copy !req
1033. Fuck.
Copy !req
1034. Go! Would you fucking go?
Copy !req
1035. Fuck it!
Copy !req
1036. Fuck.
Copy !req
1037. I didn't know.
Copy !req
1038. Okay, okay.
Copy !req
1039. I might've heard something.
I'm sorry I didn't mention it.
Copy !req
1040. You might've heard something?
Copy !req
1041. All right, fuck it. I knew.
Copy !req
1042. I knew, and I could have served you up
to him on a plate any time I wanted to.
Copy !req
1043. I bet you were fucking
looking forward to it, too, weren't you?
Copy !req
1044. Yeah, yeah, I was. I was
looking forward to it.
Copy !req
1045. I ought to fucking kill you.
Copy !req
1046. Fuck is this?
Copy !req
1047. Get in.
Copy !req
1048. It's Mark and Simon, right?
Copy !req
1049. Do you know who I am?
Copy !req
1050. Good.
Copy !req
1051. So you know that I own a couple of saunas
in the north of Edinburgh.
Copy !req
1052. In fact, you boys should know,
I own all the saunas in Edinburgh.
Copy !req
1053. So your venture
was never gonna happen, was it?
Copy !req
1054. I couldn't have you on my doorstep
Copy !req
1055. in competition for my members of staff,
for my clientele.
Copy !req
1056. It was never gonna happen, Simon, was it?
Copy !req
1057. - No, Mr Doyle.
- Right answer.
Copy !req
1058. I wouldn't let it happen.
And it's not gonna happen, right?
Copy !req
1059. Thankfully for you two,
Copy !req
1060. I've done some due diligence on you, and
what I hear is you're a couple of losers.
Copy !req
1061. Two absolute losers.
Copy !req
1062. - How's that sound, Simon?
- Yeah, yeah, that's probably right enough.
Copy !req
1063. Aye. "Probably right enough." Right answer.
Copy !req
1064. Take your clothes off.
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1065. All of them.
Copy !req
1066. Fuck's sake.
Copy !req
1067. "Probably right enough, Mr Doyle."
Copy !req
1068. If you grovelled a bit more,
we might not be going home in the buff.
Copy !req
1069. At least I have my dignity.
Copy !req
1070. Is that what you're calling it?
Copy !req
1071. Are you ready?
Copy !req
1072. - No.
- Come on.
Copy !req
1073. Hello, boys.
Copy !req
1074. You just delete that right now.
Copy !req
1075. I put it on Twitter. No one will see.
Copy !req
1076. Veronika, don't you understand?
There's not gonna be a sauna.
Copy !req
1077. - Never.
- I know that.
Copy !req
1078. So we lost everything.
Copy !req
1079. - Did you not get the e-mail?
- No, I didn't get a fucking e-mail.
Copy !req
1080. We got the money.
Copy !req
1081. - What?
- How much?
Copy !req
1082. The money. What do you call it?
Copy !req
1083. - Small Business Development?
- How much?
Copy !req
1084. £100,000.
Copy !req
1085. No!
Copy !req
1086. Yeah!
Copy !req
1087. First,
Copy !req
1088. there's an opportunity.
Copy !req
1089. And then,
Copy !req
1090. there is a betrayal.
Copy !req
1091. Mark stole from me.
Copy !req
1092. His best friend.
Copy !req
1093. So this money is mine.
Copy !req
1094. First,
Copy !req
1095. there is an opportunity.
Copy !req
1096. And then,
Copy !req
1097. there is a betrayal.
Copy !req
1098. Simon knew that Francis Begbie was out,
and he chose to keep that a secret.
Copy !req
1099. I owe him nothing.
Copy !req
1100. We owe him nothing.
Copy !req
1101. - All right, Murphy?
- Franco.
Copy !req
1102. Sit down.
Copy !req
1103. Sit down.
Copy !req
1104. Now...
Copy !req
1105. So where is he?
Copy !req
1106. Don't say, "Who?"
Copy !req
1107. Don't say, "I don't know."
Copy !req
1108. Just fucking tell me where he is.
Copy !req
1109. - Still a junkie, Murphy?
- No.
Copy !req
1110. I'm clean now, Frank.
Copy !req
1111. You? Clean? Fucking joke.
Copy !req
1112. What is all this shit anyway?
Copy !req
1113. It's just, like, stories and that.
Copy !req
1114. "Stories"?
Copy !req
1115. What are you writing stories for?
Copy !req
1116. Who's gonna read shit
written by a cunt like you?
Copy !req
1117. Just thought maybe my grandchildren, or...
Copy !req
1118. - You got grandchildren?
- No.
Copy !req
1119. What you writing
fucking stories for them for?
Copy !req
1120. They may not even like stories.
You thought of that?
Copy !req
1121. No. That's a good point, Franco.
Copy !req
1122. "The sweat was lashing off Sick Boy."
Copy !req
1123. - Sick... Sick Boy? What, is it about him?
- It's about all of us, like.
Copy !req
1124. - All of you? About me?
- No, not about you.
Copy !req
1125. Fucking better not be.
Copy !req
1126. "Strolling Through the Meadows."
Copy !req
1127. Here, read it.
Copy !req
1128. - What?
- Read it.
Copy !req
1129. "Strolling Through the Meadows."
Copy !req
1130. "The pubs, like, dead busy."
Copy !req
1131. "It's full o' loco-locals
and festival types."
Copy !req
1132. 'Cause the festival was going on,
see, in the story.
Copy !req
1133. "They're all having a little snort
before heading off to the next show."
Copy !req
1134. "Beg..."
Copy !req
1135. "Beg..."
Copy !req
1136. I was definitely gonna
cut this bit out, Frank.
Copy !req
1137. Well, fucking read it.
Copy !req
1138. "Begbie's pissed his jeans."
Copy !req
1139. I remember that night.
Copy !req
1140. Read on.
Copy !req
1141. - What?
- Read on. Read on.
Copy !req
1142. "The boy, likes,
just wouldn't hand over the wallet,"
Copy !req
1143. "even when Begbie pulled the knife, like."
Copy !req
1144. "The last words I heard the dude say was,"
Copy !req
1145. "'You won't use that.'"
Copy !req
1146. "Begbie went fucking crazy, got, like, that
carried away with the bladework, you know."
Copy !req
1147. "We nearly forgot the wallet, likes."
Copy !req
1148. "Blood was flowing into the latrine,
mixing with the piss."
Copy !req
1149. Blood.
Copy !req
1150. Mixing with the piss.
Copy !req
1151. It was an ugly sight, man.
Copy !req
1152. Murphy.
Copy !req
1153. You've got hidden talents, man.
Copy !req
1154. "Then it happens."
Copy !req
1155. "All I did was put a pint
of Export in front of Begbie."
Copy !req
1156. "He takes one fucking gulp out o' it."
Copy !req
1157. "Then he throws the empty glass
from his last pint"
Copy !req
1158. "straight over the balcony
in a casual backhand motion."
Copy !req
1159. "The glass crashes down
on this girl's head,"
Copy !req
1160. "which splits open as
she falls to her knees."
Copy !req
1161. "Begbie's on his feet and we're racing
down the stairs, and he shouts..."
Copy !req
1162. "That lady got glassed!"
Copy !req
1163. "And no cunt leaves here
till I find out what cunt did it."
Copy !req
1164. "That lady got glassed."
Copy !req
1165. "And no cunt leaves here
till I find out what cunt did it."
Copy !req
1166. That is lovely.
Copy !req
1167. What else have you got?
Copy !req
1168. What's this? What's this?
Copy !req
1169. London, London.
Copy !req
1170. "Renton had never seen so much money."
Copy !req
1171. "He stole the money.
Took it from his friends."
Copy !req
1172. What? No, that is just a story, that one.
Copy !req
1173. That is just a little story.
Copy !req
1174. "Renton felt no sympathy for Begbie."
Copy !req
1175. "No."
Copy !req
1176. "Renton's real guilt was for Spud."
Copy !req
1177. "He loved Spud."
Copy !req
1178. "Spud had never hurt anybody."
Copy !req
1179. "If there was one person
whom Renton would try to compensate,"
Copy !req
1180. "it was Spud."
Copy !req
1181. "Compensate"?
Copy !req
1182. I'm only gonna fucking ask you this once.
Copy !req
1183. How much money did he leave you?
Copy !req
1184. £4,000. Left it in a locker.
Copy !req
1185. Well, you didn't fucking
tell us that at the time.
Copy !req
1186. I'm sorry, Franco.
Copy !req
1187. Don't fucking move.
Copy !req
1188. I did steal the money,
but they shouldn't have been surprised.
Copy !req
1189. I mean, we stole from all sorts of people.
Copy !req
1190. Shops, businesses, neighbours, family.
Copy !req
1191. Friends was just one more class of victim.
Copy !req
1192. In the morning,
when you were gone with my money,
Copy !req
1193. I was furious, but also I thought,
Copy !req
1194. "'Course he's taken it."
Copy !req
1195. "Why wouldn't he?"
Copy !req
1196. Daniel?
Copy !req
1197. It's me.
Copy !req
1198. I'm not here.
Copy !req
1199. - What do you mean, you're not here?
- Go!
Copy !req
1200. Veronika, you cannot be here. Please.
Copy !req
1201. It's not safe for you, kitten-cat.
Copy !req
1202. - You got to vamoose.
- What happened?
Copy !req
1203. Tell Mark. Tell Simon.
Copy !req
1204. They need to run quick.
The Beggar is on the loose.
Copy !req
1205. Please, Veronika, he'll
be back at any minute.
Copy !req
1206. Who will be back?
Copy !req
1207. Well, well, well.
Copy !req
1208. Rescue.
Copy !req
1209. This your bird, Murphy?
Copy !req
1210. Please, Franco, leave her alone.
She has nothing to do with this.
Copy !req
1211. 'Course she hasn't.
Copy !req
1212. What would she be doing
with an ugly cunt like you?
Copy !req
1213. What's your name, doll?
Copy !req
1214. Veronika.
Copy !req
1215. Veronika.
Copy !req
1216. Well, that's lovely.
Copy !req
1217. And how do you know Mr Murphy here?
Copy !req
1218. - Simon.
- Simon?
Copy !req
1219. Good old Simon.
Copy !req
1220. And what about Simon's very best friend?
Copy !req
1221. You know him and all?
Copy !req
1222. You got a phone?
Copy !req
1223. - A phone?
- Aye. A mobile phone.
Copy !req
1224. You know the kind of thing.
Copy !req
1225. - Yes.
- Give it.
Copy !req
1226. But you have to let us go.
Copy !req
1227. Both of us.
Copy !req
1228. - Another?
- No, I'm fine.
Copy !req
1229. Where are you going?
Copy !req
1230. You shouldn't be out
in this neck of the woods, kitten-cat.
Copy !req
1231. I have a plan for us.
Copy !req
1232. What?
Copy !req
1233. "We went for a piss
in the old Leith Central Station."
Copy !req
1234. "Me, Renton and Begbie."
Copy !req
1235. "Place was empty, soon to be demolished."
Copy !req
1236. Some size o' station this was.
Copy !req
1237. Used to be steam engines
to all over from here.
Copy !req
1238. Choo-fucking-choo!
Copy !req
1239. "An old drunkard,
whom Begbie had been looking at,"
Copy !req
1240. "lurched up to us, wine
bottle in his hand."
Copy !req
1241. What're you up to, lads, eh?
Copy !req
1242. Trainspotting?
Copy !req
1243. In Leith Central?
Copy !req
1244. "He says, laughing."
Copy !req
1245. "I noticed Begbie seemed
strangely subdued and uncomfortable."
Copy !req
1246. They fucking turn it on for you.
Copy !req
1247. Fucking shitbag!
Copy !req
1248. "It was only then I realised"
Copy !req
1249. "the old wino was Begbie's father."
Copy !req
1250. "First, there is an opportunity."
Copy !req
1251. "And then, there's a betrayal."
Copy !req
1252. And that's how it ends.
Copy !req
1253. That's funny.
Copy !req
1254. That's like everything
I've been writing about.
Copy !req
1255. Yes, Daniel.
Copy !req
1256. But this one...
Copy !req
1257. Needs an ending too.
Copy !req
1258. June.
Copy !req
1259. Franco Junior.
Copy !req
1260. Can I come in for a moment?
Copy !req
1261. There's something I have to do tonight,
and then I'm going away.
Copy !req
1262. One way or another, it'll be a long time
before you see me again.
Copy !req
1263. So I just thought I'd come by.
Copy !req
1264. I just thought I'd come by
and say good luck, son.
Copy !req
1265. That's all.
Copy !req
1266. Thanks, Dad.
Copy !req
1267. See, it's difficult for me, 'cause...
Copy !req
1268. We never had any of that when I was a boy.
Copy !req
1269. Not, like, hotel...
Copy !req
1270. Management.
Copy !req
1271. Aye, hotel fucking management,
all that shit.
Copy !req
1272. I never had any of that.
Copy !req
1273. Still...
Copy !req
1274. World changes, eh, June?
Copy !req
1275. Even if we don't.
Copy !req
1276. So... Look after yourself, son.
Copy !req
1277. The old wino was my father.
Copy !req
1278. This fool is yours.
Copy !req
1279. You'll be a better man than either of us.
Copy !req
1280. What the fuck?
Copy !req
1281. She's not here.
Copy !req
1282. And seeing as we both are,
Copy !req
1283. don't imagine she'll turn up any time soon.
Copy !req
1284. I'm gonna call her.
Copy !req
1285. It's switched off.
Copy !req
1286. So, what are we doing here, then?
Copy !req
1287. It's her way of saying goodbye, I suppose.
Copy !req
1288. I loved that woman.
Copy !req
1289. Mark! I'm so sorry! I've
done a terrible thing!
Copy !req
1290. - Fuck are you doing here?
- Lock the doors!
Copy !req
1291. Sorry about what?
Copy !req
1292. Lock it!
Copy !req
1293. - Sorry for what?
- Get upstairs now!
Copy !req
1294. We have to get to fuck now!
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1295. - Mark! I've done a terrible thing!
- What?
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1296. - Franco!
- What?
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1297. Veronika! Gail!
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1298. Little Fergus. Well, he's not
so little any more.
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1299. You seen him recently?
He's really shot up...
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1300. What the fuck are you
talking about, Murphy?
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1301. Aye, carry on, Spud.
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1302. Finish your story.
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1303. 'Cause we're all dying to hear it.
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1304. Well, it's like the lady says.
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1305. Betrayal.
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1306. No.
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1307. No, first, there is an opportunity, right?
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1308. And then... Then there is a betrayal.
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1309. We've all heard that one before, eh, Mark?
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1310. - Aye, maybe.
- Aye, fucking maybe.
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1311. Aye, well, like you said,
20 years has just flown by, eh?
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1312. And here we all are.
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1313. Boys got lucky again.
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1314. Bit of money again.
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1315. With a... With a...
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1316. with a fucking whore from Bulgaria.
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1317. So...
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1318. How does it end?
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1319. - In a box, Franco.
- That's right.
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1320. We're all in a box.
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1321. Just waiting for the lid to come down.
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1322. - Frank, come on.
- You knew.
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1323. Stringing me along, so you were.
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1324. Honestly, mate...
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1325. Fucking deal with you later.
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1326. Now...
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1327. Rent Boy.
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1328. You and me.
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1329. You know, I killed a man once.
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1330. A man who'd done nothing to me.
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1331. Cunt just looked at me the wrong way
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1332. in a moment when I was thinking of you.
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1333. I've been thinking about you for 20 year.
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1334. When you robbed us.
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1335. Your best mates.
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1336. Never got my money back.
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1337. Never got my hope back.
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1338. I always promised myself that one day...
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1339. Come on, Rent Boy.
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1340. Not like you to be so shy.
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1341. I remember
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1342. my first day at primary school.
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1343. My very first day.
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1344. And the teacher, she said,
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1345. "Good morning, Mark.
You can sit here, next to Francis."
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1346. Remember that, Franco?
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1347. You were older. You'd been kept back.
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1348. I remember that well enough.
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1349. Aye.
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1350. Had it all before us, didn't we?
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1351. Had it all still to come.
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1352. And now here we are.
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1353. Aye. You've done all right.
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1354. World's all right for smart cunts,
but what about me?
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1355. What about fucking men like me?
What do I get?
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1356. All I can take with my bare hands.
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1357. All I can get with my fists.
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1358. Is that what I fucking get?
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1359. Who's the fucking smart cunt now?
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1360. Fuck.
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1361. Aye. Here we fucking are.
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1362. Come on.
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1363. Come on, Mark.
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1364. Come on.
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1365. Here. Come on.
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1366. Franco!
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1367. "So she puts it to Spud..."
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1368. It will be safe if you leave with me.
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1369. No, I'm like one of the last
indigenous guys around here.
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1370. I cannot go anywhere.
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1371. "He says, clinging to the hope"
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1372. "that he won't commit
this crime against his friends."
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1373. "And she says..."
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1374. I'll send you your share.
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1375. That doesn't work for me, Veronika.
I'll just blow it all on smack.
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1376. All right.
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1377. I'll send it to Gail, then.
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1378. And little Fergus.
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1379. "Gail, little Fergus."
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1380. "A chance to see them smile again."
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1381. "He takes the pen."
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1382. "And with his gift of forgery,
so lately underused,"
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1383. "he signs their names."
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1384. "Simon Williamson. Mark Renton."
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1385. "He transfers the full £100,000"
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1386. "to the bank account of
Veronika Kovach in Bulgaria."
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1387. Thank you, Daniel.
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1388. Spud. Most folks call me Spud.
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1389. Fuck.
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1390. He's doing what?
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1391. - Writing them down.
- Really?
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1392. That's what he told me.
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1393. - Murphy?
- Apparently so.
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1394. So, who's gonna read 'em?
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1395. Well, that's the problem. Nobody.
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1396. I thought of a title.
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