1. No way.Copy !req
2. - So what if I don't want to give up on her?
- You don't call.Copy !req
3. You said I don't call if
I wanted to give up on her.Copy !req
4. - Right.
- So I don't call either way.Copy !req
5. Right.Copy !req
6. - So what's the difference?
- There is no difference right now.Copy !req
7. See, Mike, the only difference between
giving up and not giving up...Copy !req
8. is if you take her back
when she wants to come back.Copy !req
9. But you can't do anything to make her
want to come back.Copy !req
10. In fact, you can only do stuff to make her
not want to come back.Copy !req
11. So the only difference is if I forget about her
or just pretend to forget about her.Copy !req
12. - Right.
- Well, that sucks.Copy !req
13. Yeah, it sucks.Copy !req
14. So it's like a retroactive decision then?
I mean, I could, like, forget about her.Copy !req
15. And then when she comes back, make like I
just pretended to forget about her?Copy !req
16. Right, although probably
more likely the opposite.Copy !req
17. What do you mean?Copy !req
18. I mean, at first you're gonna pretend
to forget about her.Copy !req
19. Not call her, I don't know, whatever.Copy !req
20. But then, eventually,
you really will forget about her.Copy !req
21. - Well, unless she comes back first.
- See, that's the thing.Copy !req
22. Somehow they know
not to come back until you really forget.Copy !req
23. - There's the rub.
- There's the rub.Copy !req
24. Look, man, I'm sorry we always talk
about the same thing all the time.Copy !req
25. - No, it's all right.
- It's just that, you know-Copy !req
26. - It's just you been there, man.
- Don't sweat it.Copy !req
27. Your advice really helps. I don't know-Copy !req
28. You know, Rob, you're the only one
I can talk to about her.Copy !req
29. Thanks. Thanks, man.Copy !req
30. Hello, you have four messages.Copy !req
31. Message one.Copy !req
32. Hey, gorgeous, it's Trent calling.Copy !req
33. Look, you gotta get
that girl out of your head. I hope my-Copy !req
34. Message two.Copy !req
35. Hey, Mike, if you want to talk
about Michelle, give me-Copy !req
36. Message three.Copy !req
37. - Did she call yet? I'm sure she-
- Message four.Copy !req
38. Michael, this is Grandma.Copy !req
39. We all miss you back here in New York.Copy !req
40. You still haven't told me if you got that
part on the television-Copy !req
41. That was your last message.Copy !req
42. You have to put things in perspective.Copy !req
43. - I know, I know.
- She doesn? deserve you.Copy !req
44. Thanks. I appreciate that.Copy !req
45. There are plenty of fish in the sea.Copy !req
46. Okay, that's great advice.
Thanks a lot. Okay? Bye.Copy !req
47. - Life, afler all-
- Please, I'm trying to make a phone call.Copy !req
48. - Are you calling her?
- No. Will you stop? I'm try- Please.Copy !req
49. - Hello?
- What's up, Trent?Copy !req
50. Hey, we got two parties tonight.
One's for a modeling agency.Copy !req
51. - I don't know.
- Th ere 3 gonna be beautiful babies there.Copy !req
52. Look, Trent, I got shit to do tomorrow.Copy !req
53. Listen to you. I've got a final callback on
a pilot at 9:00, and I'm going to this thing.Copy !req
54. Come on, Mike, you got to get out
with the beautiful babies.Copy !req
55. - You can't sit at home thinking about it.
- Not tomght.Copy !req
56. Not tonight? Listen to you!
We're gonna have fun tonight.Copy !req
57. We gotta get you out
of that stuffi/ apartment.Copy !req
58. We're gonna spend half the night driving
around the hills looking for this one party...Copy !req
59. and you're gonna say it sucks,
and we're all gonna leave...Copy !req
60. and then we're gonna go look
for this other party.Copy !req
61. But all the parties and all the bars,
they all suck.Copy !req
62. I spend half the night talkin' to some
girl who's lookin' around the room...Copy !req
63. to see if there's somebody else who's more
important she should be talking to.Copy !req
64. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy,
'cause she's wearing a backpack.Copy !req
65. You know, and half of them are just
nasty skanks who wouldn't be nothing...Copy !req
66. except they're surrounded by
a bunch of drunken, horny assholes.Copy !req
67. I'm gonna tell you something, T.
Are you listening?Copy !req
68. - Yeah, I'm I/sten/hg
- I'm not gonna be one of those assholes.Copy !req
69. It just makes me sick.Copy !req
70. It's like some nasty skank who isn't
half the woman my girlfriend is...Copy !req
71. is gonna front me?Copy !req
72. - It makes me want to fuckin' puke.
- Jesus Christ!Copy !req
73. Will you shut up for a minute? We gotta
get you the fuck out of Dodge, man.Copy !req
74. - We're go/n' to Vegas tonight.
- What are you talkin' about?Copy !req
75. - Vegas, baby. Vegas!
- What do you mean, Vegas?Copy !req
76. - Vegas [as Vegas.
- I'm not going to no Vegas.Copy !req
77. You know what, man?
We're gonna go to Vegas.Copy !req
78. - When are we going to Vegas?
- We're going tonight.Copy !req
79. We're not going tonight.
I'm not going to Vegas!Copy !req
80. - I'm gonna pick you up. Listen t0 me.
- No, you listen to me. I'm not going, okay?Copy !req
81. - None of this shit anymore.
- I just listened to you," now hear me out.Copy !req
82. You bring something nice to wear.Copy !req
83. - I'm not going to Vegas.
- Mike, we're going.Copy !req
84. I'm not going to Vegas.Copy !req
85. All right, listen. I took out $300,
but I'm only betting with 100.Copy !req
86. I can't afford any more than that,
all right?Copy !req
87. And I figure if we buy a lot of chips,
though, the pit boss will see us...Copy !req
88. he'll comp us all sorts of free shit;
that's how it works over there.Copy !req
89. - But you gotta be cool.
- I'm cool, baby, I'm cool.Copy !req
90. They're gonna give Daddy a room,
some breakfast, maybe Bennett singing.Copy !req
91. - I know just the place.
- What the hell are you wearin'?Copy !req
92. I thought you said we're gonna wear suits.Copy !req
93. Mike, you gotta stop worrying about this.
We're goin' to Vegas, man.Copy !req
94. If you're wearing a suit, and you look like
you gamble a lot, they give you free shit.Copy !req
95. It's in the back.
I'll put it on when we get there.Copy !req
96. No way. No, turn around. I'm goin' home.Copy !req
97. You gotta show up wearing that suit,
or otherwise I'm not going.Copy !req
98. All right already, okay? I'll put my suit on.
Grab the wheel. Hold it steady.Copy !req
99. - I'm tellin' you, this is how you do it.
- I know!Copy !req
100. - They're watching you when you drive up.
- Fine, fine.Copy !req
101. It could work. I'm serious.Copy !req
102. They're gonna give Daddy
the Rain Man suite. You dig that?Copy !req
103. - We're going to Vegas, Mike. Vegas!
- Vegas!Copy !req
104. You think we can get there by midnight?Copy !req
105. We're gonna be up five
“hundy” by midnight!Copy !req
106. - Yeah! Vegas! Vegas!
' V9835, baby. Vegas!Copy !req
107. Vegas, baby. Vegas.Copy !req
108. Vegas, baby. Vegas.Copy !req
109. Vegas.Copy !req
110. I always thought
Caesar's was more the dope spot.Copy !req
111. Back in their day, this place was a real
contender, but now they'll appreciate the business.Copy !req
112. They'll probably fall all over themselves for
a couple of high-class guys like me and you.Copy !req
113. - Now, we're not-
- You want to be fresh on the scene, right?Copy !req
114. The new places down on the strip, now,
those places are supposed to be it.Copy !req
115. Oh, Mike, you don't want all that fuckin'
Pirate of the Caribbean horseshit.Copy !req
116. Or the rock and roll grunge tip.Copy !req
117. You know, guys like me
and you gotta kick it here. Old school.Copy !req
118. Yeah, this is truly old school.Copy !req
119. - Definitely old school.
- This place is fuckin' dead.Copy !req
120. I'm gonna find me two waitresses
here and I'm gonna pull me a Fredo.Copy !req
121. - Yeah, well, they're all skanl<s.
- What are you talkin' about?Copy !req
122. Look at all the beautiful babies here.Copy !req
123. The beautiful babies don't work midnights
to 6:00 on Wednesday.Copy !req
124. - This is the skank shift.
- Look at all the beautiful honeys here.Copy !req
125. - Excuse me.
- Excuse me, darling. I'm sorry.Copy !req
126. I want you to remember this face here.Copy !req
127. This is the guy
behind the guy behind the guy.Copy !req
128. Okay.Copy !req
129. Will you cut that shit out?Copy !req
130. - What? She smiled.
- That's not cool, man.Copy !req
131. - Did she or did she not smile?
- It doesn't matter.Copy !req
132. - Mike, I'm telling you, girls love that stuff.
- You're gonna screw up our plan.Copy !req
133. Baby, we're gonna get laid.Copy !req
134. Could we first see what happens
when we play it cool?Copy !req
135. What do you think? Do you think she's
gonna leave us and go tell her pit boss on us?Copy !req
136. Will you stop mal<in' fun, all right?Copy !req
137. The trick is we gotta look like we don't
need the shit, then they give us shit for free.Copy !req
138. Right, right, right.
Well, I think you look great, man.Copy !req
139. I think I'm looking like the money,
like the bomb, right?Copy !req
140. All right, stop. See that? That table?
That's where we make our scene.Copy !req
141. You think they'll notice me and you?Copy !req
142. Oh, they're gonna notice me and you,
'cause they're watching.Copy !req
143. - Nicely done, sir. You're on a streak now.
- it's about time.Copy !req
144. One of the best streaks I've ever had.
I wanna get even.Copy !req
145. Start with- I don't know, 300?Copy !req
146. I can count that for you.Copy !req
147. - On the table.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
148. - You have to lay it on the table.
- I don't want to bet it all.Copy !req
149. You're not allowed to hand me money, sir.Copy !req
150. You have to lay it on the table if you
want me to change it.Copy !req
151. Changing 300. Three hundred.Copy !req
152. - Do you have anything smaller?
- Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.Copy !req
153. But this happens to be
a $100 minimum bet table.Copy !req
154. Perhaps you'd be more comfortable at one
of our lower stakes tables.Copy !req
155. Okay, just tuck 'em under, just like this.Copy !req
156. There you go.Copy !req
157. Cocktails?Copy !req
158. Guy behind the guy.Copy !req
159. I'll have a scotch on the rocks, please.Copy !req
160. Any scotch will do,
as long as it's not a blend, of course.Copy !req
161. Single malt. Glenlivet, Glenfiddich perhaps.Copy !req
162. Maybe a Glengoyne- Any Glen.Copy !req
163. Scotch on the rocks.Copy !req
164. - Double down.
- What?Copy !req
165. You got an 11.
You always double down on an 11.Copy !req
166. I know, but it's $200. It's blood money.Copy !req
167. - Mike, you gotta double down.
- I can't double down.Copy !req
168. - If you don't look like you know-
- Will you stop for a second?Copy !req
169. - Just shut up, okay? I can't.
- if you don't look like you know what-Copy !req
170. just stop for a second!Copy !req
171. Double down.Copy !req
172. That's nice.Copy !req
173. Eighteen. Good. Eighteen's good.Copy !req
174. Twelve. Sixteen.Copy !req
175. Twenty-one.Copy !req
176. I'm telling you, baby,
you always double down on an 11.Copy !req
177. - Well, obviously not always.
- Always, baby.Copy !req
178. I'm just saying not
in this particular case.Copy !req
179. - You always double-
- I lost, okay? How could you say “always”?Copy !req
180. - Lady has 11. What would you like to do?
- I hit.Copy !req
181. - Fifteen.
- I don't know what to do here.Copy !req
182. I'll hit again.Copy !req
183. Seventeen.Copy !req
184. Okay. I'll hit there. Okay.Copy !req
185. - Twenty-one.
- Oh, my gosh! Twenty-one!Copy !req
186. I got it! Oh, my heavens. Thank you!Copy !req
187. Would you like to have some breakfast
this morning, ma'am?Copy !req
188. Oh, I really shouldn't. But then again,
it's a good idea. I'd love it.Copy !req
189. - Thank you so much!
- Why not? By all means.Copy !req
190. - Take this ticket in with you when you go in.
- Oh, thank you!Copy !req
191. - They'll fix you up.
- You'll fix me up.Copy !req
192. That went plenty nice, baby.
You're up 20 bucks.Copy !req
193. You know, I mean not counting what
happened on the first table.Copy !req
194. - Thanks for clarifying that.
- I'm down too, Mike.Copy !req
195. - Yeah? What'd you lose?
- I don't know what I dropped.Copy !req
196. Let's see, I dropped probably 35 or-Copy !req
197. Don't give me that shit. You know exactly
what you lost. What'd you drop?Copy !req
198. Twenty, all right? But I was down at least fifty.
I'm sorry. I got lucky on the craps table.Copy !req
199. You shouldn't be sorry.
You're a winner. I'm the fuckin' loser.Copy !req
200. - I'm the one who should be sorry.
- Baby, don't talk that way.Copy !req
201. Could we just go, please? Could we go?Copy !req
202. Baby, look at me. Look at me.Copy !req
203. You're money. And you know what else?
You're a big winner tonight.Copy !req
204. - I want to leave.
- You're a big winner.Copy !req
205. I'm gonna ask you a simple question,
and I want you to listen to me.Copy !req
206. Who's the big winner
here tonight at the casino?Copy !req
207. - Mikey, that's who. Mikey's the big winner.
- Okay.Copy !req
208. - Mikey wins.
- What a fuckin' asshole.Copy !req
209. Fine, I'm an asshole. But you know what?
You're the big winner tonight, Mikey.Copy !req
210. - You're the big winner in more ways than one.
- There you two are.Copy !req
211. I walked around for an hour
with that stupid scotch on my tray.Copy !req
212. We got knocked out pretty fast.Copy !req
213. - A couple of high rollers like yourself?
- Can you believe it?Copy !req
214. - I'm gonna get you that scotch.
- You know, forget about it.Copy !req
215. I didn't even want it.
I just wanted to order it.Copy !req
216. Can I get you something else?Copy !req
217. I mean, you really shouldn't
leave without getting something for free.Copy !req
218. Why ruin a perfect night?Copy !req
219. Listen, bring a single-malted
Glengarry for me...Copy !req
220. and one for my boy Mikey here.Copy !req
221. And if you tell the bartender
to go easy on the water...Copy !req
222. then this 50-cent piece
has your name written all over it, okay?Copy !req
223. I want you to run along,
'cause I'll be timing you.Copy !req
224. I'm gonna keep time.
One, two, three, four.Copy !req
225. What an asshole.Copy !req
226. Baby, that was money.
Tell me that wasn't money.Copy !req
227. - That was so demeaning.
- She smiled, baby.Copy !req
228. - I can't believe what an asshole you are.
- No, baby, she smiled.Copy !req
229. - She was smiling at what an asshole you are.
- No, no.Copy !req
230. She was smiling at how money
I was, what I did with her.Copy !req
231. Could we get out of here?
I'm not gonna pay for a room.Copy !req
232. What the hell do you
want to get out of here for?Copy !req
233. - The honey baby's bringing us a cocktail.
- What, are you nuts?Copy !req
234. - You think she's coming back here?
- I know she's coming back.Copy !req
235. Did you hear what she said? “You shouldn't
leave without getting something for free.”Copy !req
236. Baby, she wants to party. She wants to.Copy !req
237. I'm tired. We should just go.Copy !req
238. Baby, this is what we came for. Now, we
met a beautiful baby, and she likes you.Copy !req
239. She likes you.Copy !req
240. Whatever. Daddy's gonna get her
to bring a friend.Copy !req
241. I don't care if I end up with her
or one of her beautiful baby friends.Copy !req
242. It's just I been-
I been out of the game for so long, man.Copy !req
243. - It's been like six years.
- it's hard, I know. I been there myself.Copy !req
244. Not for six years or anything,
but I've been there.Copy !req
245. The best thing you can do
is just get back out there.Copy !req
246. I'm not attracted to them.
I keep thinking of my girlfriend.Copy !req
247. Then I'm trying to, like,
maintain a conversation with them.Copy !req
248. Mike, do you even think I know what
the hell they're saying to me half the time?Copy !req
249. I don't know if they're talking about
how hard it is to be adopted...Copy !req
250. or how their dad can't show 'em affection.Copy !req
251. All I do, man, is stare at their mouth
and wrinkle my eyebrows...Copy !req
252. and somehow I turn out
to be a big sweetie, okay?Copy !req
253. Take this girl here.
She's a waitress in Las Vegas.Copy !req
254. But I bet somewhere inside of her
there is a very, very special dream.Copy !req
255. And no matter how hard I try, I won't-Copy !req
256. Hey, there she is,
the most special lady in town, right?Copy !req
257. - Yup.
- What time do you get off, Christy?Copy !req
258. - 6:00.
- 6:00, great.Copy !req
259. - Two Glengarrys down, easy on the water.
- Fantastic.Copy !req
260. Listen. Why don't you call a friend
and have her meet the three of us...Copy !req
261. - at the Bamboo Lounge at 6:01?
- You got it.Copy !req
262. - All right?
- Sure. Hey.Copy !req
263. That was so fuckin' money.
That was like thejedi mind shit.Copy !req
264. See, that's what I'm trying to tell you,
baby. Girls love that kind of stuff.Copy !req
265. They don't go for the sensitive shit.Copy !req
266. You start talking to 'em about,
you know, puppy dogs and ice cream.Copy !req
267. They know what you want to do. What do you
think? You really think they don't know?Copy !req
268. - No. I know.
- They know what you want, baby. Believe me.Copy !req
269. When you pretend it's just
like a waste of their time.Copy !req
270. You're gonna take 'em that way eventually,
right? Don't apologize for it.Copy !req
271. It's just that I get this thing where I want to
be a gentleman and I wanna show respect.Copy !req
272. Oh, Mike. Respect, my ass.Copy !req
273. What they respect is honesty.Copy !req
274. Look, you see how they dress when they go
out, right? They want you to notice 'em.Copy !req
275. All you're doin' is letting them know
that it's working. Get off this respect kick.Copy !req
276. There's nothing wrong with letting the
girls know that you're money...Copy !req
277. and that you wanna party.Copy !req
278. You ready to order?Copy !req
279. Yeah. I'll have a coffee-
Two coffees.Copy !req
280. And it says here, “Breakfast anytime.”Copy !req
281. That's right.Copy !req
282. I'll have the pancakes
and the age of enlightenment, please.Copy !req
283. And for you?Copy !req
284. Oh, let's see, I'll have the Toucan.Copy !req
285. - Over easy.
- I'll be back with the coffee.Copy !req
286. All right, great. Nice, baby.Copy !req
287. Renaissance. It went over her head.Copy !req
288. I should have said renaissance.
Age of enlightenment. I-Copy !req
289. Oh, God! Like a Las Vegas waitress is gonna
get an obscure French philosophical reference?Copy !req
290. It's like I'm trying to show off to her.Copy !req
291. I may as well have just said,
“Let mejump your ignorant bones.”Copy !req
292. Don't even sweat her.
We're gonna meet our honeys soon.Copy !req
293. - You know Christy's friend is gonna be money.
- it's 20 to.Copy !req
294. - We gotta get out of here.
- Will you relaxjust for a minute here?Copy !req
295. Excuse me. We have-
We're in a little bit of a hurry.Copy !req
296. Hang on, Voltaire.Copy !req
297. - How're you doin', guys?
- Hey, boys.Copy !req
298. - We almost gave up on you.
- I'm sorry we're late.Copy !req
299. - There's no clocks in this town anywhere.
- No harm done.Copy !req
300. - This is Lisa.
- Hi.Copy !req
301. - I'm sorry. I never got your name.
- I'm Mike.Copy !req
302. - Mike.
- This is Trent. We call him Double Down.Copy !req
303. - Trent.
- Stop right there.Copy !req
304. - Don't you always double down on an 11?
- Always.Copy !req
305. - No matter what. Like splitting aces.
- Whatever.Copy !req
306. - Hi, Lisa. I'm Trent. It's nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
307. Lovely makeup job you have there.Copy !req
308. - Lisa works at the MGM Grand.
- I'm a Dorothy.Copy !req
309. Oh, Lisa's a Dorothy.
That's great. That's great.Copy !req
310. Well, we're not in Kansas anymore.Copy !req
311. So what do you guys do?Copy !req
312. Well, I'm a comedian.Copy !req
313. Do you ever play out here?
I'd love to see you sometime.Copy !req
314. - No.
- Why not?Copy !req
315. Well, there are-
You know, it's just different circuits.Copy !req
316. - It's hard to explain. You wouldn't understand.
- Who's your booking agent?Copy !req
317. She knows-Copy !req
318. Actually, I don't have
West Coast representation as of yet.Copy !req
319. Oh, who's your representation back East?Copy !req
320. I sort of freelanced on my own,
kind of found my own things.Copy !req
321. - 'Cause I-
- So what do you do, Trent?Copy !req
322. - I'm a producer.
- Cool!Copy !req
323. That's great.Copy !req
324. I'm really not supposed to drink here.Copy !req
325. We should go someplace else.
How's my place?Copy !req
326. - Yeah, that's great.
- Yeah?Copy !req
327. - All right?
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
328. - Right.
- Because if you can't drink here-Copy !req
329. - Then you can't drink.
- Why not?Copy !req
330. - That'll be great.
- Okay, great. Let's go.Copy !req
331. - You were in Acapulco Beach?
- We watch that all the time.Copy !req
332. - No, no, no, no, wait.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
333. The worst was when I went in
for this After School Special, right?Copy !req
334. So I'm sitting in the waiting room...Copy !req
335. and there's all these little kids sitting
in the waiting room with me.Copy !req
336. And I see that all the kids are signed in
for the exact same role as me.Copy !req
337. - They're auditioning for the same role as you?
- Right.Copy !req
338. So I check the time and the place.
I'm where I'm supposed to be.Copy !req
339. I call my agent up. She says,
“Trent, they asked for you specifically.”Copy !req
340. - What was the thing?
- I don't know what it was.Copy !req
341. It was “Drugs are Bad.”
“jenny Eats Something.”Copy !req
342. Whatever.
it's After School Special bullshit.Copy !req
343. - Right.
- “jenny Eats Something.”Copy !req
344. The role I'm reading for is “brother.”
I'm reading for the part of “brother.”Copy !req
345. Big brother or little brother?Copy !req
346. - Just brother, man. just brother.
- No.Copy !req
347. Just brother, right?
Finally I get to go in and meet everyone, right?Copy !req
348. Mikey, I'm telling you, I was money.Copy !req
349. It's a starring role.
I practiced for a week.Copy !req
350. So I'm reading with the casting director
and, girls, I literally start crying.Copy !req
351. - No.
- I swear to God.Copy !req
352. The casting director who's reading with me
kinda gets caught up in the vibe.Copy !req
353. She starts crying.Copy !req
354. - Yeah, I swear to God. Swear to God.
- Wow.Copy !req
355. So now she's crying. I'm crying.Copy !req
356. We're both kinda crying,
but not the kind of crying that's like-Copy !req
357. But the kind of crying
that's like we're trying not to cry.Copy !req
358. Do you know what I mean? Like we're not
trying to- Whatever. It was very cool.Copy !req
359. So I finished reading with her.Copy !req
360. I finally hold up my finger,
like give me a minute here.Copy !req
361. - Right.
- Like give me a minute.Copy !req
362. More than that, 'cause I'm in it.
But like I'm broke.Copy !req
363. Give me a second here.
May I have a minute?Copy !req
364. Sol put down my head,
and the whole room sits in silence...Copy !req
365. for at least five minutes.Copy !req
366. Swear to God, five minutes.Copy !req
367. I look up, everyone rips up in applause.Copy !req
368. The whole room is rip-roaring
clapping it up for me, for big T, right?Copy !req
369. Everyone in the room is sitting there tearing
their face. They're crying their eyes out.Copy !req
370. The guy working the camera, you know, just
filming it? Got tears in his eyes.Copy !req
371. - Not the camera guy.
- I swear to God, the camera guy.Copy !req
372. Not so much from my reading,
although it had a lot to do with it...Copy !req
373. but, really, he had
his own things going on.Copy !req
374. So the producer starts to talk to me.Copy !req
375. He says, “Trent, when you
walked in this room...Copy !req
376. I didn't see Trent Walker come in here.”Copy !req
377. He said, “I saw big brother come in here.”
Fucl<in' great, right?Copy !req
378. He says, “You walked in with
the role, you nailed it, you're great.”Copy !req
379. - So give me the fuckin' part.
- Exactly. Right?Copy !req
380. Then he says to me-
He says, “Trent, I gotta be honest with you.Copy !req
381. I think that it might be
that you may bejust a little bit old...Copy !req
382. for the role of brother.”Copy !req
383. So I felt confident,
'cause I gave a good read.Copy !req
384. I say to him, “Well, how old exactly
is the role of brother?”Copy !req
385. - Here it comes.
- 'Cause I'm tall.Copy !req
386. - Here it comes.
- But I look young. Do I look young, girls?Copy !req
387. Yeah, you do.Copy !req
388. So he says to me- I swear to God he says
this to me with a straight face.Copy !req
389. This fucking guy. “Eleven years old.”Copy !req
390. - And you said “double down.”
- Double down.Copy !req
391. Because you know why?
Because you make it happen on the bets.Copy !req
392. He's great, isn't he?Copy !req
393. But the truth of the matter
was, you saw my picture, you saw my tape.Copy !req
394. You know I'm 24 years old.
Why did you call me in?Copy !req
395. - Wow.
- That's your great bit.Copy !req
396. Well, we all have stories.Copy !req
397. - Wow.
- Yup.Copy !req
398. How rude of me.
I never gave you tour.Copy !req
399. I'm gonna check on my boy.Copy !req
400. I'm sure she'll call.Copy !req
401. I mean, six years is a long time.Copy !req
402. You don't just break it off
cleanly after six years.Copy !req
403. But she did.
And she's with somebody else now.Copy !req
404. - Already?
- Yeah.Copy !req
405. Oh, you poor thing.Copy !req
406. You know what? It won't last.Copy !req
407. - Why not?
- it's a rebound.Copy !req
408. We were a rebound
and we lasted for six years.Copy !req
409. Well, yeah, but how long was the
relationship she was rebounding from?Copy !req
410. Six years.Copy !req
411. Can I check my messages real quick?Copy !req
412. - I have a calling card. It won't cost anything.
- Yeah.Copy !req
413. - Are you sure?
- Yeah, sure. The phone's in the back.Copy !req
414. - I'm not ruining tonight, am I?
- No, it's okay.Copy !req
415. - Are you sure?
- Yeah. Oh, I understand.Copy !req
416. - I'm sorry.
- it's okay.Copy !req
417. T-Copy !req
418. Trent.Copy !req
419. I need to-Copy !req
420. No.Copy !req
421. I gotta use the phone.Copy !req
422. - You can check 'em tomorrow.
- I need to use the phone.Copy !req
423. Okay? I'm sorry.Copy !req
424. Hold on.Copy !req
425. I'm sure I- They weren't
in there that long.Copy !req
426. I don't think we're interrupting anything.Copy !req
427. I have a calling card.Copy !req
428. So it's a 800- it's a 800 number.Copy !req
429. - Six years? Oh, poor thing.
- I know.Copy !req
430. - And you know what he said?
- What? What?Copy !req
431. - And I believe him.
- What?Copy !req
432. - He said, “I just want her to be happy.”
- He said that?Copy !req
433. - It's so sweet. So sweet.
- That is so sweet.Copy !req
434. I know.Copy !req
435. I'll make some coffee.Copy !req
436. Did she call?Copy !req
437. I'm so-Copy !req
438. Oh, God.Copy !req
439. That's so bad. I'm sorry.Copy !req
440. It's gonna be okay.Copy !req
441. She asked me what I was thinking about.
Did you want me to lie?Copy !req
442. You didn't have to get into it, baby.Copy !req
443. I'm sorry about interrupting you guys.Copy !req
444. Oh, don't worry about it. I just wanted
you to have a good time, that's all.Copy !req
445. Christy was nice.Copy !req
446. Yeah, I really didn't like
her that much, to be honest.Copy !req
447. - Why not?
- I don't know. She didn't really do it for me.Copy !req
448. What'd you think of that Dorothy girl?Copy !req
449. The wholejudy Garland thing
kinda turned me on.Copy !req
450. - Does that make me some kind of a fag?
- No, baby, you're money.Copy !req
451. - I don't think she liked me anyway.
- Mike, I'm tellin' you, man.Copy !req
452. - She thought you were money.
- I don't think so.Copy !req
453. I heard 'em both talking.
Both those girls thought you were money.Copy !req
454. You're a good friend.Copy !req
455. Look, you take yourself outta the game.Copy !req
456. You start talkin' to 'em
about puppy dogs and ice cream...Copy !req
457. of course it's going to end up
on the friendship tip.Copy !req
458. I just don't think
she liked me in that way.Copy !req
459. Baby, you are so money,
and you don't even know it.Copy !req
460. Look, T, the girls don't go for me the way
they go for you, okay?Copy !req
461. - Michelle went for you, right?
- That's different.Copy !req
462. - Why? How is that different?
- We were younger. It was college.Copy !req
463. You didn't go to college. You don't know
how it is. The girls are young, they drink.Copy !req
464. - They don't know any better.
- Do you know how stupid that sounds?Copy !req
465. Listen to me. Your self-esteem is low right
now because she's with somebody else.Copy !req
466. But talkin' about it and thinkin' about it
all the time, it's depressing.Copy !req
467. It's no good, man.Copy !req
468. I just need a little more time.Copy !req
469. Why, so you can sit around your stuffy
apartment beating yourself up over it?Copy !req
470. - Remember the first week after she told you?
- Don't remind me.Copy !req
471. Couldn't even leave your place.Copy !req
472. You know, you just sat around
your stuffy apartment...Copy !req
473. sitting there, drinking orangejuice,
feeling sorry for yourself.Copy !req
474. Now look at you, man.
Right? I mean, you got a part in a movie.Copy !req
475. - A day.
- Whatever. It's work. You understand?Copy !req
476. You're doing what you love to do.
What the hell is she doing now?Copy !req
477. Selling scrap metal.Copy !req
478. Okay. And this guy she's seeing,
what the hell does he do?Copy !req
479. - He drives a carriage.
- What?Copy !req
480. I heard he drives a carriage
around Central Park or something.Copy !req
481. Oh, Mike, please! You're the fun-lovin',
outgoing party guy...Copy !req
482. and you're sweatin' some lawn jockey.Copy !req
483. Jesus Christ! I'm tellin' you, man.Copy !req
484. You're better off without this girl.
You gotta trust me on this, Mike.Copy !req
485. - All right, buddy?
- Stop talking. Shut up.Copy !req
486. Okay, I'm gonna try. I promise you
I will shut up if you shut the hell up.Copy !req
487. - We're gonna make this work.
- You're damn right you're gonna try.Copy !req
488. Let's get home.Copy !req
489. Los Angeles.Copy !req
490. - I don't think I'm gonna take it.
- Look, it's a gig.Copy !req
491. This is definitely a step back for me.Copy !req
492. There's not much
of a call for Shakespeare in this town.Copy !req
493. There's just something
about being Goofy, all right?Copy !req
494. Any other Disney character would be fine.Copy !req
495. Mickey? Mickey's an icon.Copy !req
496. - Why does it have to be Goofy?
- What do you want? You're tall.Copy !req
497. How am I gonna tell my parents?Copy !req
498. I still haven't told them
I didn't get the series.Copy !req
499. You tested over a month ago.
I'm sure they figured it out.Copy !req
500. It's like, “Mom, hi.
I didn't get that pilot.Copy !req
501. By the way, I'm Goofy. Send more money.”Copy !req
502. Hey, Rob.Copy !req
503. You notice I didn't
mention her once today.Copy !req
504. - I didn't want to say anything.
- Oh, yeah? Why?Copy !req
505. It's kind of like not talking to your
pitcher in the middle of a no-hitter.Copy !req
506. - Like you didn't want tojinx it?
- Kinda.Copy !req
507. I don't talk about her that much.Copy !req
508. - I didn't mention her once today.
- Tend the pin.Copy !req
509. The only reason I mentioned her at all was to
tell you I'm not gonna talk about her anymore.Copy !req
510. - I thought you'd appreciate that.
- I do. Good for you, Mikey.Copy !req
511. - Get there.
- Play it out.Copy !req
512. - I decided to get back out there.
- Good. Glad to hear it.Copy !req
513. - Can't make any more excuses for myself.
- Excellent.Copy !req
514. Do you wanna hit the town tonight?Copy !req
515. I shouldn't. It's a weeknight.Copy !req
516. - You got a Pluto callback?
- Yeah, kick me when I'm down.Copy !req
517. - All right. Count 'em up.
- How many strokes?Copy !req
518. One, two, three-Copy !req
519. - Eight, nine.
- What'd you get?Copy !req
520. - Eight or a nine.
- I'll give you an eight.Copy !req
521. - What did you get?
- I got an eight.Copy !req
522. Dead heat after one hole.
it's turning into quite a rivalry.Copy !req
523. You better replace the pin, Chi Chi.
The natives look restless.Copy !req
524. You bitch! You bitch!Copy !req
525. Chelios steals to Roenick.Copy !req
526. - Money!
- Bitch!Copy !req
527. Sue, why is Gretzky on his ass again?Copy !req
528. - Gretzky's a little bitch.
- God, this is such bullshit. This is bullshit!Copy !req
529. The Kings suck in this game.
You should play another team.Copy !req
530. - I took the Kings to the cup.
- Yeah, against the computer with the offsides off.Copy !req
531. - They're a finesse team, bro.
- They're a fuckin' bitch team. Score-Copy !req
532. You bitch! What a fuckin' bitch!Copy !req
533. - Watch out, motherfucker.
- No, you do not fuckin' hit my elbow.Copy !req
534. It's not even so much me
as it's Roenick. He's good.Copy !req
535. Oh, is that right?Copy !req
536. - Chelios steals to Roenick.
- You bitch!Copy !req
537. Score Chicago!Copy !req
538. - That was pretty.
- Such fuckin' bullshit!Copy !req
539. But that was pretty, Sue.
Check this out on the instant replay.Copy !req
540. - Dude, do not-
- You said it was fuckin' bullshit. Check it out.Copy !req
541. Look at it!Copy !req
542. - Look at it!
- I don't want to!Copy !req
543. Why do you think they put the instant
replay in the fucking game?Copy !req
544. - God, you're unbelievable.
- So you can see if it's bullshit.Copy !req
545. - I am unbelievable. Look at it.
- Every goal you're gonna watch the instant replay?Copy !req
546. - Come on, man, I want to fuckin' play.
- I want him to learn it.Copy !req
547. - I never get to play.
- You should practice this when I'm not here.Copy !req
548. - Just fuckin' move it.
- When I'm not here, will you practice this?Copy !req
549. We'll play some more.
He likes to get scored on.Copy !req
550. - Set the game up.
- Great times.Copy !req
551. - Yeah?
- Better play defense.Copy !req
552. Okay. Yeah, it's on the fourth floor.
The elevator's broken, okay?Copy !req
553. Dude, it's Pink Dot.
Would you buzz him in? Hit nine.Copy !req
554. I wish they still had fights in this game
so I could bitch-slap Wayne.Copy !req
555. - They don't have fighting anymore?
- Doesn't that suck?Copy !req
556. Why'd they get rid of the fighting?
it's the best part of the old version.Copy !req
557. Kids were hitting each other
or something, man.Copy !req
558. But you know what, Mike?
You can make their heads bleed on this one.Copy !req
559. - Make somebody's head bleed.
- No, we're in play-offs.Copy !req
560. I'm gonna make Wayne Gretzky's head bleed
for super fan number 99 here.Copy !req
561. Mikey, get the door?Copy !req
562. - Yeah, give me some money.
- Why do I have to give you money?Copy !req
563. Give me some fucl<in' money.
I'm not paying again.Copy !req
564. Jesus Christ. Pause the game.Copy !req
565. - Dude, I'm about to do my thing with the thing.
- Pause the game!Copy !req
566. - I got fuckin' Wayne.
- Pause it!Copy !req
567. All right, I'll pause it.
Jesus Christ. Like you scored all day.Copy !req
568. - How much do you want?
- just give me some money.Copy !req
569. Okay, fine. Take my last 20. Here.
Jesus fucking Christ.Copy !req
570. There it is, Mikey!
Check it out. His head's bleeding.Copy !req
571. Mikey, check it out. His legs- Little
Wayne's legs are shaking all over.Copy !req
572. - Fucking bitch! What did you do that for?
- You're the fucking bitch!Copy !req
573. What the fuck are you-
Why did you un-pause it?Copy !req
574. Come on, man.
Come on, peaches.Copy !req
575. Get the fuck off me.
I'm not kidding.Copy !req
576. - You know what?
- Look at you. Look at you.Copy !req
577. - You wanna kiss me. Look at you.
- Get the fuck off.Copy !req
578. - Get off!
- Look at you right now.Copy !req
579. Get the fuck off me!Copy !req
580. You're fuckin' makin' me sick!
You want to kiss me!Copy !req
581. Hey, hold still. Hold on.
it's the fuckin' Pink Dot guy. Hold on.Copy !req
582. - Hey, Mikey! Mikey, is he cute?
- Is he brown?Copy !req
583. Maybe he'd like to come in
and join us for a cocktail.Copy !req
584. - Is he polite?
- Is he a brown man?Copy !req
585. If he's polite, have him come in.
If he's polite, let him in. Is he clean?Copy !req
586. Have him come look.
Have him take off his shoes.Copy !req
587. Michael, is he clean? I want to see him!Copy !req
588. Michael, I want to see him.
Don't let him go! Don't let him go.Copy !req
589. Get off. I'm serious.
Don't fuckin' do that shit.Copy !req
590. Oh, he got away from us.
I'm sorry, Michael. Was he nice?Copy !req
591. You guys are assholes.
Eat, eat, you fuckin'jackals.Copy !req
592. - Oh, yeah.
- Nice.Copy !req
593. - What time is the party tonight?
- It starts at 8:00.Copy !req
594. - Everybody'll get there around 10:00.
- So, what, 11:00?Copy !req
595. - Midnight.
- Midnight.Copy !req
596. I'm gonna bring an old friend
from back home. He just moved out here.Copy !req
597. - Who, Rob?
- Yeah, you know him.Copy !req
598. Yeah, he's cool.
You'll like him. He's a rounder, Rob.Copy !req
599. - What does he do?
- He's trying to be an actor.Copy !req
600. - What a surprise.
- How novel.Copy !req
601. So the party started at 8:00.Copy !req
602. Why are we going to a bar at 10:00?Copy !req
603. To grab a drink before
we meet the guys for a bite at 11:00.Copy !req
604. Where is this place?Copy !req
605. For some reason the cool bars in Hollywood
have to be hard to find and have no sign.Copy !req
606. It's kind of like a speakeasy kind of
thing. It's kinda cool.Copy !req
607. It's like you're in
on some kind of secret, you know?Copy !req
608. You tell a chick you been someplace,
it's like braggin' that you know how to find it.Copy !req
609. Excuse me.Copy !req
610. Excuse me.Copy !req
611. I'll get a Dewars on the rocks.
What are you getting?Copy !req
612. - Budweiser.
- A Dewars on the rocks and a Bud.Copy !req
613. God, I can't believe
the women in this city.Copy !req
614. It's like the hottest one percent from-
from all over the world...Copy !req
615. come to our gene pool.Copy !req
616. Darwinism at its best.Copy !req
617. - Yo, Mikey, what's up?
- Charles! How you doin', man?Copy !req
618. - You know, man. You know.
- You get that pilot?Copy !req
619. Nah, man. I know you didn't.
Otherwise you wouldn't be asl<in' me, right?Copy !req
620. - That shit wasn't funny anyway.
- Piece of shit.Copy !req
621. Charles, this is my friend Rob
from back East. He just moved out here.Copy !req
622. - My pleasure.
- How you doin', man?Copy !req
623. This is Charles.
We went to network on a pilot.Copy !req
624. - Oh, yeah, I tested for one.
- A month ago.Copy !req
625. - How'd your folks take it?
- Actually, I haven't heard an official “no” yet.Copy !req
626. Oh, so you haven't told them yet.Copy !req
627. That's all right, man. I still haven't told
my folks I didn't get Deep Space Nine.Copy !req
628. You figure they'd figure
it out by now, right?Copy !req
629. - But Moms keeps asking me.
- Boy, does it hurt when they ask.Copy !req
630. I don't even tell them about
anything I'm close on anymore.Copy !req
631. Not till you book it.
You know, you might get cut out.Copy !req
632. I'm considering taking a part as Goofy.Copy !req
633. - Well, at least it's Disney, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
634. Look, we're going to this party in the hills.Copy !req
635. Some modeling agency.
Beautiful babies. You want to come with?Copy !req
636. Yeah, why not? This place is dead anyway.Copy !req
637. Let's go.Copy !req
638. No, no, no, no, no.
Now, you got to admit...Copy !req
639. that the SteadiCam shot
in Goodfel/as was the money.Copy !req
640. The basement of the-
the restaurant, the Copa in New York.Copy !req
641. - Through the kitchen, Mike.
- It took them four days to light that shot.Copy !req
642. - Four days? I don't know about four days.
- Well, that's what I heard.Copy !req
643. They have to hide all the lights.Copy !req
644. Jesus, that must've cost a fortune.Copy !req
645. That's nothing. You know how much money
my man spent on that Vegas movie?Copy !req
646. Wait. You gotta be nuts
to shoot in a casino.Copy !req
647. All right, ready. Mean Streets?Copy !req
648. - Thais the dope.
- Dude, dude. Reservoir Dogs.Copy !req
649. - Stop with that fucking Reservoir Dogs.
- Which one?Copy !req
650. The one right in the beginning
where they're walking in slow motion, man.Copy !req
651. How can you even compare the two, man?Copy !req
652. Tarantino completely bites
everything from Scorsese.Copy !req
653. - It's true.
- He's derivative.Copy !req
654. You know what?
You gotta admit that did look money.Copy !req
655. I heard they did that whole
thing for under ten grand.Copy !req
656. I don't know what the big deal is.
Everybody steals from everybody. That's movies.Copy !req
657. Let's get the hell out of here
if we wanna make this party.Copy !req
658. - How you been? Good to see you.
- Hey, good to see you.Copy !req
659. - So who threw this party anyway?
- Damned if I know.Copy !req
660. - Beats me.
- Hey, I came with you.Copy !req
661. Nice.Copy !req
662. - Sue!
- What's that guy's name again? Sue?Copy !req
663. Sue. Yeah. His dad was a bigjohnny Cash
fan from what I understand.Copy !req
664. - Oh, right, right, right. The song.
- Yeah, “A Boy Named Sue.”Copy !req
665. So I think that's why
he's such a mean cat.Copy !req
666. - That guy?
- Oh, he's a bad guy.Copy !req
667. He don't look it. No, he's mean.
I seen him in a fight once.Copy !req
668. He had a guy and was fuckin' smackin'
his head into the curb, like his mouth.Copy !req
669. Just fuckin' smash.
His teeth came out.Copy !req
670. Fucl<in' blood came out
of his fuckin' mouth. It was nasty, man.Copy !req
671. - Nice guy, though. That guy's cool.
- Hey, big Mike.Copy !req
672. Hey, how're you doing?
What are you doing here?Copy !req
673. - Marty invited me here.
- Oh, yeah? Cool, cool.Copy !req
674. - She looking at me now?
- No.Copy !req
675. - How 'bout now? Is she looking over here now?
- No.Copy !req
676. What about now? Is she looking now?Copy !req
677. No, she's not looking at you, dude.
Will you quit asking me if she's looking at you?Copy !req
678. - She hasn't looked at you- She just looked.
- See what I'm sayin', man?Copy !req
679. You understand?Copy !req
680. I got some friends I wanna go meet.
I'll talk to you later.Copy !req
681. - Nice to see you. I'll give you a call.
- All right. Take care.Copy !req
682. - All right, man.
- Who's that?Copy !req
683. I don't know, man.Copy !req
684. - You know, there's so many beautiful women.
- Unbelievable, dude.Copy !req
685. - Unbelievable.
- Okay, I gotta try once.Copy !req
686. - You're a better man than I am, Charlie Brown.
- I have to.Copy !req
687. - I made a promise to myself.
- Go. Go for it.Copy !req
688. I have to get out there
sooner or later, right? So I gotta go now.Copy !req
689. - Okay, you're gonna be my wing man?
- I'll be your winger.Copy !req
690. Hi. How are you ladies
doing this evening?Copy !req
691. What do you drive?Copy !req
692. Excuse me?Copy !req
693. What kind of a car do you drive?Copy !req
694. Cavalier.Copy !req
695. See what I mean?
it's the same old shit all the time.Copy !req
696. It's red. It's a red Cavalier.Copy !req
697. That's nice.Copy !req
698. - How are you guys doing?
- It's on, Mike. It's on.Copy !req
699. - Yeah? Which one?
- Groucho.Copy !req
700. With the cigar?Copy !req
701. - She's cute, man.
- Jesus Christ.Copy !req
702. What's wrong?Copy !req
703. - Mike, you just looked right at her.
- Come on, she didn't notice.Copy !req
704. - Yeah, she did.
- I better go in early now.Copy !req
705. - I'm sorry, man. I didn't know.
- Don't sweat it, Mike.Copy !req
706. It's gonna be a lay-up.Copy !req
707. - How're you guys doing?
- Not well.Copy !req
708. - What, rejected?
- “Shaqued.”Copy !req
709. just watch old T-bone there and learn.Copy !req
710. My whole life people
have told me I have this star quality.Copy !req
711. - Is that right?
- Well, I don't know if it's true.Copy !req
712. But, well, this one time-
this is really stupid-Copy !req
713. - but in kindergarten, you know-
- it's all right.Copy !req
714. You know how you have those little crushes?
I had this crush on this guy Lee.Copy !req
715. He was really cute, and he wore Leejeans.
They said “Lee.”Copy !req
716. Anyway, I really liked him.
And then one day he told me I was ugly.Copy !req
717. I started crying,
and my teacher was, like...Copy !req
718. “Deidre, you are so emotional.
You are so dramatic.Copy !req
719. You should be an actress!”Copy !req
720. It was, like, that's it!
I should be an actress.Copy !req
721. And you know what? I can cry on cue.Copy !req
722. - Yeah! Well, totally.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
723. That's really been sort of my thing, you know.
It got me intojuilliard.Copy !req
724. And the agent said to me
afterwards that he thought...Copy !req
725. he really was reminded by me...Copy !req
726. of Tina Yothers,
you know, from Family 77195.Copy !req
727. And he said I lookedjust like her.Copy !req
728. Was that money or what?Copy !req
729. Kind of a dick move, if you ask me.Copy !req
730. Why, baby? What'd I do wrong?Copy !req
731. - You asked for her number and you tore it up.
- She didn't see that.Copy !req
732. - It doesn't matter.
- That was pretty cold, dude.Copy !req
733. What was so cold about it?Copy !req
734. Right.Copy !req
735. See, man, you can't roll with that.
She's business class.Copy !req
736. - Business class?
- Big butt. You know, can't fly coach?Copy !req
737. You guys are terrible.Copy !req
738. Gentlemen, out of Glenfiddich.Copy !req
739. - What else is going on?
- Could hit the Dresden.Copy !req
740. Perfect.Copy !req
741. Good. This place is dead anyway, man.
Let's do it.Copy !req
742. What do you say, man?Copy !req
743. Hi, friends.Copy !req
744. I know what you're saying, man.
I just don't know what to tell you.Copy !req
745. I mean, does it have to be Goofy?Copy !req
746. You know, I was Hamlet two months ago
Off-Broadway, and I was good.Copy !req
747. - Yeah.
- Wow!Copy !req
748. - Someone got out of school early today.
- They like our vibe.Copy !req
749. - Oh, it's on.
- it's definitely on.Copy !req
750. God bless you guys.Copy !req
751. Hi, can I get a Dewars on the rocks?Copy !req
752. I can't even get
this guy to notice me.Copy !req
753. You're laughing at me?
That's funny to you, huh?Copy !req
754. Great. Good. Great day.Copy !req
755. I'm sorry. I shouldn't.Copy !req
756. - Let me make it up to you.
- Hang on, Nick.Copy !req
757. That's pretty-
They know you around here, huh?Copy !req
758. Hi. I'll have a Dewars
on the rocks, please.Copy !req
759. And some more olives
for our little friend here.Copy !req
760. Do I know you?
I mean, where do I know you from?Copy !req
761. You ever been to the Ha-Ha Hole on Pico?Copy !req
762. - No.
- No? You're sure? Monday nights, open mike?Copy !req
763. - I host an open mike there.
- No.Copy !req
764. Oh, you're a comedian.Copy !req
765. Yeah.Copy !req
766. Yeah, it's a dream, you know.
it's a lot of hard work and travel and hotels.Copy !req
767. I have a new booking agent, though, so I'm
part of the whole Vegas circuits.Copy !req
768. The money's pretty good.Copy !req
769. I might buy a car, I think.
You know, a foreign car.Copy !req
770. Treat myself.
I figure I worked for it. Why not?Copy !req
771. I know where it is. Starbucks.Copy !req
772. I served you an espresso at Starbucks.Copy !req
773. Espresso. An espresso.
Yes, that's my drink. That's probably it.Copy !req
774. That's great. Isn't that funny?Copy !req
775. You came in and asked me
for an application.Copy !req
776. And then I took you
and introduced you to my manager.Copy !req
777. Must've been a while ago,
'cause right now I have a booking agent.Copy !req
778. 'Cause I've been-
I have a booking agent now that I've got.Copy !req
779. - No.
- Yeah.Copy !req
780. - It was about two weeks ago.
- It was probably more.Copy !req
781. Probably longer, 'cause things
have been going very well lately.Copy !req
782. I haven't been looking
for a job in a while.Copy !req
783. It could have been someone who looks like me,
'cause there's a lot of people who look-Copy !req
784. - See, I have a face that's similar-
- You better pay the man.Copy !req
785. Just take this.Copy !req
786. I've been doing very well.
Thank you. Thank you-Copy !req
787. - Nikki.
- Nikki. Thank you, Nikki.Copy !req
788. - We got digits, baby.
- Yeah, what a surprise.Copy !req
789. What's wrong with you?
I saw you tall<in' to a beautiful brunette baby.Copy !req
790. She didn't like me, okay?
I made a fool of myself.Copy !req
791. - Baby, don't talk that way.
- You're so money, and you don't even know it.Copy !req
792. - That's what I keep tryin' to tell him.
- Could you not mess with me?Copy !req
793. - Baby, we're not messing with you.
- We're not.Copy !req
794. You know what you are?
You're like a big bear with claws and fangs, man.Copy !req
795. - Big fuckin' teeth, man.
- Yeah, big fuckin' teeth on ya.Copy !req
796. She's just like this little bunny
who's just kinda cowering in the corner.Copy !req
797. - Shivering.
- Yeah, man, just-Copy !req
798. You got these claws and you're staring at
these claws, and you're thinkin' to yourself...Copy !req
799. with these claws, you're thinl<in',
“How am I supposed to kill this bunny?”Copy !req
800. You're pokin' at it, man.Copy !req
801. You're not hurtin' it. You'rejust kinda
gently battin' the bunny around.Copy !req
802. You know what I mean?
And the bunny's scared of you.Copy !req
803. - And it's shivering.
- You got the fucking claws!Copy !req
804. These claws and these fangs!
You're looking at your claws and your fangs.Copy !req
805. You're thinking to yourself,
“I don't know what to do, man.Copy !req
806. I don't know how to kill the bunny.”
With this, you don't know how to kill the bunny!Copy !req
807. You're like a big bear, man.Copy !req
808. - So you're not just fuckin' with me?
- No, I'm not fucking with you!Copy !req
809. - Honestly!
- Mike, I'm telling you, you're money.Copy !req
810. You're so fucking money.Copy !req
811. I want you to go over to that girl
and get those digits.Copy !req
812. - You're money.
- Come here a second. Listen to me.Copy !req
813. Look it, when you go up
to talk to her, man...Copy !req
814. I don't want you to be the guy
in the PG-13 movie...Copy !req
815. everyone's really hoping makes it happen.Copy !req
816. I want you to be like the guy
in the rated-R movie, you know?Copy !req
817. The guy you're not sure
whether or not you like yet.Copy !req
818. You're not sure where he's coming from, okay?
You're a bad man.Copy !req
819. You're a bad man. You're a bad man.Copy !req
820. Bad man.Copy !req
821. All right, all right.Copy !req
822. See, baby, it's not that hard.Copy !req
823. - 818?
- 310.Copy !req
824. Nice.Copy !req
825. - So how long do I wait to call?
- A clay.Copy !req
826. Tomorrow.Copy !req
827. - Tomorrow, then a day.
- Yeah.Copy !req
828. - So two days.
- I guess you could call it that- two days.Copy !req
829. Definitely. Two days is like industry standard.Copy !req
830. I used to wait two days to call anybody, but
now it's like everyone in town waits two days.Copy !req
831. So I think three days is kinda money.
What do you think?Copy !req
832. - Two's enough not to look anxious.
- Two's enough not to look anxious.Copy !req
833. But I think three days is kinda money.Copy !req
834. Maybe I'll wait three weeks. How's that?Copy !req
835. Tell her I was cleaning out my wallet
and I just happened to run into her number.Copy !req
836. - Then ask her where you met her.
- Yeah.Copy !req
837. I don't remember. What does she look like?
Then I'll ask if we fucked.Copy !req
838. Would that- T, would that be the money?Copy !req
839. You know what?
Ha, ha, ha, Mike. Laugh all you want.Copy !req
840. But if you call too soon, you might scare off
a nice baby who's ready to party.Copy !req
841. How long are you guys gonna
wait to call your babies?Copy !req
842. Six days.Copy !req
843. Different, I don't know, schools
or philosophies, they all can fight each other.Copy !req
844. - I think I like this town.
- No, no, gotta go to New Orleans.Copy !req
845. Hey, how're you doin'?Copy !req
846. Watch where you're going, asshole.Copy !req
847. What'd you say, bitch?Copy !req
848. I said watch where you're going, bitch.Copy !req
849. - Oh, so you want something.
- Hey, fucker. Hey.Copy !req
850. - Fuck him up.
- Smack that fuckin' bitch.Copy !req
851. - Yeah, motherfucker.
- You got a fucking problem with me, bitch?Copy !req
852. Come on! Yeah,
I got a fuckin' problem, motherfucker!Copy !req
853. - Yeah, come on!
- You're the fuckin' bitch, baby!Copy !req
854. - Come on, bitch. You little fuckin' pussy!
- Come on, punk, do it.Copy !req
855. - Slap that bitch.
- Roll up, bitch.Copy !req
856. Hey, you're a fuckin' bitch!
You're a fuckin' bitch!Copy !req
857. You know who the fucking bitch is?Copy !req
858. You're the fucking bitch!Copy !req
859. Motherfucker!Copy !req
860. What the fuck?Copy !req
861. You asshole!
Didn't you see BoyzN the H000'?Copy !req
862. - Now one of us is gonna get shot.
- He ain't gonna do anything.Copy !req
863. - You fuckin' asshole.
- What a fuckin' dick.Copy !req
864. What the fuck did you want me to do,
back down? He called me a bitch.Copy !req
865. We kept our rep, bro.Copy !req
866. Fuck rep, man.
I got a callback tomorrow.Copy !req
867. Yeah, I gotta get up early tomorrow.Copy !req
868. What the fuck are you carrying a gun for?
In case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg?Copy !req
869. Hey, man, you're not from here.
You don't know how it is.Copy !req
870. - I grew up in LA.
- Anaheim.Copy !req
871. Whatever, man. It's different out here.
it's not like New York, Mikey.Copy !req
872. Fuckin'-A right, it's not like New York.
Out here you can avoid trouble.Copy !req
873. It's not like you live in Compton, Sue,
with bullets whizzing by your head.Copy !req
874. You live in a good neighborhood, man.
In New York trouble finds you.Copy !req
875. People get carjacked.Copy !req
876. Oh, man, who would ever
carjack your fuckin' K car?Copy !req
877. He's right, Sue.
You don't need to carry a gat.Copy !req
878. Just 'cause I had the balls
to stand up to these guys-Copy !req
879. Like fuckin' House of Pain
was gonna do anything?Copy !req
880. You like in this fucking fantasy world.Copy !req
881. What about you, Mikey?
At least I fuckin' have balls, man.Copy !req
882. You're always whining
about some bitch that left you a year ago!Copy !req
883. It was six months ago,
and she didn't leave me.Copy !req
884. Whatever, man!
You're like a fuckin' little whiny bitch, man.Copy !req
885. Oh, whoopee, you got a number tonight?
You're gonna fuck it up.Copy !req
886. Hey, Sue.Copy !req
887. No. Have you gotten laid once
since you moved out here?Copy !req
888. - Have you fucked once?
- Why don't you shut the fuck up for a little bit?Copy !req
889. I know for a fact that you haven't.
You know how I know?Copy !req
890. - 'Cause you never shut up about it!
- Shut the fuck up, Sue!Copy !req
891. - He's fuckin' right.
- Shut up! Hey, Mike, come here.Copy !req
892. Mike, come back here!
Mike, come back here!Copy !req
893. - He was fuckin' pissing me off!
- just shut the fuck up.Copy !req
894. Just shut the fuck up. I don't even want
to fuckin' talk to you right now.Copy !req
895. Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
896. You have no messages.Copy !req
897. Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.Copy !req
898. Hi. Nikki, this is Mike.Copy !req
899. I met you at the Dresden tonight.Copy !req
900. I just called to say
that I had a great time...Copy !req
901. and you should call me tomorrow,
or in two days, whatever.Copy !req
902. Anyway, my number...Copy !req
903. is 213-555-4679-Copy !req
904. Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.Copy !req
905. Hi, Nikki, this is Mike again.Copy !req
906. I just called 'cause it sounded like
your machine might've cut me off...Copy !req
907. before I finished leaving my number.Copy !req
908. And also, sorry to call so late...Copy !req
909. but you were still at the Dresden
when I left, so I knew I'd get your machine.Copy !req
910. Anyhow, my number's 2-1-Copy !req
911. Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.Copy !req
912. 213-555-4679.
That's it just wanna leave my number.Copy !req
913. I didn't want you to think
I was weird or desperate.Copy !req
914. We should just hang out...Copy !req
915. and see where it goes.Copy !req
916. 'Cause it's nice and you know,
no expectations.Copy !req
917. So, okay? Thanks a lot. Bye-bye.Copy !req
918. Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.Copy !req
919. I just got out of a six-year
relationship, okay?Copy !req
920. That should help explain
why I'm acting so weird.Copy !req
921. I just wanted you to know that.Copy !req
922. It's not you, it's me. I'm sorry.Copy !req
923. This is Mike.Copy !req
924. Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.Copy !req
925. Hi, Nikki, this is Mike.
Could you just, call me when you get in?Copy !req
926. I'm gonna be up for a while
and I'd rather speak to you in person...Copy !req
927. instead of trying to fit it all into-Copy !req
928. Fuck!Copy !req
929. Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.Copy !req
930. Nikki? Mike.Copy !req
931. It's just-Copy !req
932. Thisjust isn't working out.Copy !req
933. I think you're great, but-Copy !req
934. Maybe we should just take
some time off from each other.Copy !req
935. It's not you, it's me.
it's what I'm going through.Copy !req
936. All right?Copy !req
937. It's only been six months-Copy !req
938. - Mike?
- Nikki! Great!Copy !req
939. Did you just walk in,
or were you listening all along?Copy !req
940. Don't ever call me again.Copy !req
941. Wow. I guess you're home.Copy !req
942. Hey, this is Mike.
Leave a message after the beep.Copy !req
943. Hey, Mikey, it's Trent.
You home? You there?Copy !req
944. All right, man, I guess you're not home.Copy !req
945. Why don't you come out tonight, Mikey?
I haven't seen you for two days.Copy !req
946. We're gonna play hockey
at Sue's house until 1030...Copy !req
947. and then we're either going to the Lava
Lounge for Sinatra Night...Copy !req
948. or we'll be at the Derby
for Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.Copy !req
949. We might also check out
Swing Night at the El Rey.Copy !req
950. And if we're not there we'll be
at the Three of Clubs, all right?Copy !req
951. Otherwise we'll be at the Dresden Room,
so come on out and meet up with us.Copy !req
952. See you soon, gorgeous.Copy !req
953. Hey, this is Mike.
Leave a message after the beep.Copy !req
954. Mikey, it's Rob. I'm downstairs.Copy !req
955. Come on, pick it up and buzz me in, buddy.Copy !req
956. Come on, open up.Copy !req
957. Thanks, man.Copy !req
958. You eat anything today?Copy !req
959. Yesterday?Copy !req
960. You haven't been drinking, have you?Copy !req
961. Just orange juice.Copy !req
962. Sorry about what happened
at the Dresden, man.Copy !req
963. Oh, don't worry about it, man.Copy !req
964. It's like, now I have my LA gun story.Copy !req
965. You should hear the way I tell it
to the guys back home- it's an Uzi.Copy !req
966. - You wanna talk about it?
- What's the point?Copy !req
967. Hey, it's been two days.
You should call that Nikki girl.Copy !req
968. Not your type-Copy !req
969. I'm thinking of moving back East.Copy !req
970. - Well, that's dumb.
- What's so dumb about it?Copy !req
971. You're doing really well out here, Mike.Copy !req
972. How well am I doin'?Copy !req
973. I host an open mike;
I play a fuckin' bus driver in a movie.Copy !req
974. Big fuckin' deal.Copy !req
975. I got an agent
that specializes in magicians.Copy !req
976. How good am I doin'?Copy !req
977. Did you get turned down for Goofy?Copy !req
978. They turned you down?Copy !req
979. Yeah, they went with somebody
who had some more theme park experience.Copy !req
980. I killed for that job.Copy !req
981. The point is, Mike, it all depends
on how you look at it. All right?Copy !req
982. You're telling me that your life sucks.
That means mine is god-awful.Copy !req
983. Part of the reason I moved out here
is I saw how well you were doing...Copy !req
984. and I figured if you could
make it, I could too.Copy !req
985. - I didn't make it.
- You got an agent. You got in the unions.Copy !req
986. You know, that's your problem,
is that you-Copy !req
987. You don't look at
the things that you have.Copy !req
988. You only look at the stuff you don't have.Copy !req
989. Those guys are right about you.
You're money.Copy !req
990. Then why won't she call?Copy !req
991. She won't call because you left.Copy !req
992. She's got her own life to deal with, man,
and that's in New York.Copy !req
993. She's a sweet girl
and I love her to pieces...Copy !req
994. but fuck her, man-
you gotta get on with your life.Copy !req
995. You gotta let go of the past, and Mikey,
when you do the future is beautiful.Copy !req
996. All right? Look out the window.Copy !req
997. It's sunny every day here.
it's like manifest destiny.Copy !req
998. Don't tell me we didn't make it.
We made it. We are here.Copy !req
999. Everything that is past
is prologue to this.Copy !req
1000. All of the shit that
didn't kill us is only-Copy !req
1001. You know. All that shit.Copy !req
1002. You're gonna get over it.Copy !req
1003. How did you get over it?
How long did it take?Copy !req
1004. I don't know. Sometimes it still hurts.Copy !req
1005. You know how it is, man. It's like-Copy !req
1006. You wake up every day,
it hurts a little bit less...Copy !req
1007. then you wake up one day
and it doesn't hurt at all.Copy !req
1008. And the funny thing is-Copy !req
1009. This is kinda weird, but it's like...Copy !req
1010. you almost miss that pain.Copy !req
1011. You miss the pain?Copy !req
1012. Yeah, for the same reason
that you miss her.Copy !req
1013. Because you lived with it for so long.Copy !req
1014. Let's go get something to eat.Copy !req
1015. All right. Sure.Copy !req
1016. You look like shit.Copy !req
1017. - Mikey! What's up, man?
- You wanna play again, motherfucker?Copy !req
1018. I'm glad you came out tonight.
it's good to see you.Copy !req
1019. - You're my problem, you bitch motherfucker!
- Come on in.Copy !req
1020. - Come on, bitch!
- You want some?Copy !req
1021. - Hey, guys! Mikey's here!
- What's up, Mikey?Copy !req
1022. What's up, baby?Copy !req
1023. - Oh, so you want some? You want some?
- You ain't shit!Copy !req
1024. Roll up, bitch! Roll up!
Roll. That's right.Copy !req
1025. You run. You run, baby.Copy !req
1026. Blast him! Come on, hit him!Copy !req
1027. - All right.
- Okay, bitch.Copy !req
1028. - You ready, hip-hop?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
1029. - Come on, man! Let's move it up!
- Hey, man.Copy !req
1030. What are they doing here?Copy !req
1031. Oh, no, no, it's totally cool, man.Copy !req
1032. We saw 'em that night at Roscoe's.
Trent cleared it up.Copy !req
1033. I apologized, bought 'em some chicken
and waffles. It's totally fine.Copy !req
1034. They fuckin' love T, man.
That boy can talk.Copy !req
1035. More important, man,
I'm sorry about what I said.Copy !req
1036. I was out of line.
I was drunk, my adrenaline was goin'.Copy !req
1037. Yeah, you know, whatever.
I needed a good kick in the ass.Copy !req
1038. I don't know.
We're better friends for it. All right?Copy !req
1039. All right, man.Copy !req
1040. - Roll up, bitch! Roll!
- Come on, let's see it!Copy !req
1041. - Thanks, man.
- Get off me!Copy !req
1042. I been hatin' myself
for the last few days.Copy !req
1043. - That's all right. I keep it in the zone.
- Look, I know what that's like.Copy !req
1044. - Come on, Superman.
- You watchin', New Kids On The Block?Copy !req
1045. - Yo, Double Down, what time we leaving?
- Five minutes, baby.Copy !req
1046. Hey, Mikey, you should
call that girl Nikki. It's been two days.Copy !req
1047. See if she wants to meet you there.Copy !req
1048. Hey, Curt.Copy !req
1049. We got a line. We got a line.Copy !req
1050. Hey, what's up, Lisa?Copy !req
1051. - Let's just take the front.
- We don't gotta wait in line.Copy !req
1052. Come on, Mike.Copy !req
1053. Hey, hey, Tony. Whadda ya say, man?Copy !req
1054. - How you doin' tonight?
- Hey, Gary.Copy !req
1055. - What's goin' on?
- Hey, Tony, man, how'd the audition go?Copy !req
1056. - Not happening, man.
- You look like you been workin' out though.Copy !req
1057. - All right.
- How you doin', man?Copy !req
1058. Watch the steps. They're greasy.Copy !req
1059. Hey, whadda ya say, man?Copy !req
1060. Hey, how's it goin'? What's up?Copy !req
1061. - Hey.
' éQL/épaso?Copy !req
1062. How you doin', Anna?
Good to see you. I'll see you soon.Copy !req
1063. - Hey, sweetie.
- Hola. Gfomo estés?Copy !req
1064. Raoul, what's up, man? How's it goin'?Copy !req
1065. Keep the waters comm'.Copy !req
1066. Come on, Daddy, let's get us a drink.Copy !req
1067. Swing it, kid!Copy !req
1068. Yo! Bartender!Copy !req
1069. - Hey, Scotty.
- Yeah?Copy !req
1070. Okay!Copy !req
1071. - To ladies?
- To ladies.Copy !req
1072. Gin time.Copy !req
1073. I don't know. I called you Monday.Copy !req
1074. You called me? Well, who did you talk to?
I was home Monday.Copy !req
1075. It surprises me that you've never mentioned
her before, all the times we've hung out.Copy !req
1076. - You never even mentioned me?
- Very pretty girl.Copy !req
1077. I totally mentioned her-
I totally mentioned you.Copy !req
1078. I'm sorry. Maybe I don't know.Copy !req
1079. - Hi, Mike. How are you?
- You know what's funny?Copy !req
1080. - When we played football that day-
- Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
1081. I don't remember you ever leaving long
enough to make a phone call to anybody.Copy !req
1082. This is what happened. She's a nice girl.Copy !req
1083. Excuse me.Copy !req
1084. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
1085. - I'm Mike.
- Hi, Mike.Copy !req
1086. - I'm Lorraine.
- Like the quiche.Copy !req
1087. Yeah, yeah, the quiche.
That's a really original joke.Copy !req
1088. I like quiche. How's that?Copy !req
1089. Yeah? Well,
I thought real men didn't like quiche.Copy !req
1090. Yeah, well, my reputation seems
to have preceded me here.Copy !req
1091. You're not a real man?Copy !req
1092. Not lately, no.Copy !req
1093. Not funny, okay?Copy !req
1094. - You're fuckin' hurting feelings here.
- Hey, it's on. It's on.Copy !req
1095. - It's on.
- It is so on.Copy !req
1096. I figured, they make movies in LA,
not in Wisconsin, so I moved here.Copy !req
1097. Just like that.Copy !req
1098. - Well, yeah. It wasn't that simple, but-
- How was it hard?Copy !req
1099. I left someone really special behind.Copy !req
1100. Tell me about it.Copy !req
1101. - You too?
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
1102. - Uh-huh.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1103. - I thought I was gonna die.
- Oh, God.Copy !req
1104. It's been six months
and I'm just starting to get over it now.Copy !req
1105. Wow, that's two more than me.Copy !req
1106. - Tell me it gets better.
- Oh, it does, yeah. It does.Copy !req
1107. God bless him.Copy !req
1108. God bless that kid.Copy !req
1109. That's great, man.Copy !req
1110. What advantages, you mean?Copy !req
1111. Yeah. You said there are
advantages to being single.Copy !req
1112. I just wanna know what the advantages are.Copy !req
1113. Well, exactly, it's like,
you know, you have-Copy !req
1114. If you meet a girl in a bar and talk to her...Copy !req
1115. you don't have to worry
if anybody's watching you.Copy !req
1116. What else?Copy !req
1117. What? You can do
whatever you want, you know.Copy !req
1118. You grow, go out, anything.Copy !req
1119. Like, if I met a handsome
young man at a bar...Copy !req
1120. I could just ask him to dance?Copy !req
1121. If the guy wanted to, yeah.Copy !req
1122. You don't think he would want to?Copy !req
1123. Oh, yeah- No, I mean, he would want
to with you. Sure. I mean, if he-Copy !req
1124. Sure. Maybe it's just that
he doesn't feel like dancing.Copy !req
1125. Would you dance with me?Copy !req
1126. Okay.Copy !req
1127. Dude, check it out, dude.
I swear to God, it's fuckin' on.Copy !req
1128. - Dude, it's so fuckin' on, dude.
- I know. It's on.Copy !req
1129. - Give it up for Mike.
- Look, I-Copy !req
1130. - Dude, it's fucking on, dude!
- Okay, okay. It's on, dude.Copy !req
1131. - It's on. To you.
- Jesus Christ. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1132. Thanks.Copy !req
1133. This is it.Copy !req
1134. Yeah.Copy !req
1135. - I had a great time tonight.
- Me too.Copy !req
1136. We should do it again some time.Copy !req
1137. I'll be around.Copy !req
1138. That's not gonna be good enough.
I wanna make plans to see you again.Copy !req
1139. I got a pen in my car.Copy !req
1140. I mean, yeah.
Do you have something to write on?Copy !req
1141. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
1142. Oh, you're a comedian.Copy !req
1143. Yeah, and an actor. Kind of.Copy !req
1144. Can I come see you some time?Copy !req
1145. If and when I get a real gig,
I'll give you a call. How's that?Copy !req
1146. It's not going too well?Copy !req
1147. No, when I lived in New York
they made it sound...Copy !req
1148. like they were giving sitcoms out
to stand-ups at the airport here.Copy !req
1149. I been here six months,
all I got to show for it is black lung.Copy !req
1150. Didn't you tell me
that I should be patient with my career?Copy !req
1151. Yeah, but entertainment law
isn't something you justjump into.Copy !req
1152. Well, neither is acting,
not if you're serious about it.Copy !req
1153. - Yeah.
- Can I have one of these cards?Copy !req
1154. - Why? You like the duck with the cigar?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1155. Yeah, it's the logo
from You Bet You/life.Copy !req
1156. - Nice touch.
- I can't believe you got that.Copy !req
1157. You know, not one club owner got that.Copy !req
1158. They all asked me why I
got Donald Duck on my card.Copy !req
1159. They're idiots. At least it's not Goofy.Copy !req
1160. Well, I guess I should be getting home.
it's really getting late.Copy !req
1161. Yeah, sure.
it's gettin' kinda late, so you probably-Copy !req
1162. Do you want me to drive you to your car?Copy !req
1163. That's my hog right-Copy !req
1164. No, I'm across the street. Yeah.Copy !req
1165. - Yeah? Which one?
- The red piece of shit over there.Copy !req
1166. - Yeah? Well, it suits you.
- Get the hell outta here.Copy !req
1167. Okay.Copy !req
1168. Party, buddy! Yeah! Dig that!Copy !req
1169. Party, buddy! Yeah! Dig that!Copy !req
1170. Party, buddy! Yeah! Dig that!Copy !req
1171. - Will you shut up?
- You were great tonight!Copy !req
1172. There she is!Copy !req
1173. The wonderful lady. Right?
Personality plus, every time I come in here.Copy !req
1174. Nothin' but smiles for me.
Whatever. Here it is.Copy !req
1175. Dinner at the Apollo. Me and you.Copy !req
1176. - See that? He's being funny.
- Whatever.Copy !req
1177. I don't have to be liked by everyone.
Some don't like me. I don't like certain people.Copy !req
1178. - I think everything looks absolutely wonderful.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1179. What the hell
are you kickin' me for?Copy !req
1180. Fine, I'll ask her.Copy !req
1181. Ma'am! Where do the high school girls
hang out around here?Copy !req
1182. You were fuckin' off your ass tonight.Copy !req
1183. Where'd you learn your stuff, man?Copy !req
1184. - The twirly-whirly-
- jackknife, shut up.Copy !req
1185. I took a ballroom class with Michelle.Copy !req
1186. She's the only one I danced with
till tonight. That Lorraine is good.Copy !req
1187. You are definitely good. Did you even see
how she was vibing you tonight?Copy !req
1188. Sorry, man.Copy !req
1189. You coulda hit that if you
didn't have to take us home.Copy !req
1190. - Definitely.
- it's not like that.Copy !req
1191. - Don't give me that shit. I think she likes you.
- I know she does.Copy !req
1192. - I really do!
- Shut up, okay? I know she likes me.Copy !req
1193. - I just didn't wanna do anything tonight.
- You know what, Mike?Copy !req
1194. - Wait three days before you call her.
- You don't have to wait.Copy !req
1195. - He should wait two days.
- If he's smart about it-Copy !req
1196. You know what?
I have it under control. Okay?Copy !req
1197. He has it under control.Copy !req
1198. Well, I guess we don't have to worry
about him anymore.Copy !req
1199. Our little baby's all “growns” up.Copy !req
1200. - You know what?
- Shut up. Come on.Copy !req
1201. - Our little baby's all “growns” up.
- Why do you have to-Copy !req
1202. I'm not even hungry.
I couldn't touch it.Copy !req
1203. Why do you have to make a major production
every time we go out and embarrass me?Copy !req
1204. You know what-
Oh, Jesus Christ. That's all I need.Copy !req
1205. Our little boy's all “growns” up tonight!Copy !req
1206. You know what, big boy?
You're grown up! You're grown up!Copy !req
1207. Yeah! Dig that!Copy !req
1208. Is this a fuckin' production for ya?Copy !req
1209. 'Cause you're “growns” up and you're
“growns” up and you're “growns” up.Copy !req
1210. I'm the asshole in the place.
Right? I'm the asshole?Copy !req
1211. - Oh, God.
- I'm outta here, honey.Copy !req
1212. I wouldn't eat here-
I would never eat here anyway.Copy !req
1213. - Hello?
- H/§ Michael.Copy !req
1214. - Michelle?
- H/I H0 W'S it go/n '7 It's been a while.Copy !req
1215. - Six months.
- How are you do/n'?Copy !req
1216. - Fine, I guess. How are you?
- GoodCopy !req
1217. I think about things.Copy !req
1218. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1219. What kind of things?Copy !req
1220. You know, us.Copy !req
1221. - I thought you met someone else.
- / t do esn 't matter.Copy !req
1222. - I think about you every day.
- Really?Copy !req
1223. I miss you, Mike.Copy !req
1224. Why didn't you call?Copy !req
1225. I don't know. I mean, I couldn't.Copy !req
1226. Do you know how hard it is
to not call you?Copy !req
1227. I mean, I pick up the phone every night,
whenever that commercial comes on.Copy !req
1228. The Michelin commercial?Copy !req
1229. Yeah, you know, the one
with the baby in the tire.Copy !req
1230. One time I started to cry
right in front of Pierre.Copy !req
1231. Pierre? That's his name, Pierre?
What, is he French?Copy !req
1232. No, he's not. Listen, it's a whole other
headache and I don't want to talk about him.Copy !req
1233. I called 'cause I heard you might
be moving back to Queens.Copy !req
1234. Yeah. Hang on a second.
Let me get rid of this.Copy !req
1235. - Hello?
- H1; Mike?Copy !req
1236. - Lorraine!
- Are you on the other line?Copy !req
1237. - Yeah. Oh, hang on a second-
- I could call back.Copy !req
1238. No, no. You hang on, okay?
I want to talk to you.Copy !req
1239. Just hold on. Hello?Copy !req
1240. So I heard you might be
moving back to New York.Copy !req
1241. Yeah, I don't think that's going to be
happeningjust yet. Can I call you right back?Copy !req
1242. Well, I'm going out of town for a week
and the cab's on its way.Copy !req
1243. Can't you just talk to me
for five minutes?Copy !req
1244. Look, there's somebody holding
on the other line. I have to take this call.Copy !req
1245. I really want to catch up with you,
but I have to take the call.Copy !req
1246. I'm gonna call you back
when you get back into town.Copy !req
1247. ' Okay?
' OkayCopy !req
1248. - Is that okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1249. - Really? You sure?
- /z's all right. All right.Copy !req
1250. - All right, bye-bye.
- Good-bye. I /0ve-Copy !req
1251. - Hello?
- H/I You d/dn? have to get 0/?' of the other line.Copy !req
1252. - I would've cal/ed you back.
- No, that's okay. I wanted to talk to you.Copy !req
1253. You know, I really could-
could've called you back.Copy !req
1254. Anyway, I probably should have waited two
days. That's what my friends said.Copy !req
1255. God, I sound like such a schoolgirl.
It's just, they have this thing, okay?Copy !req
1256. It's at The Room. It's Sinatra's birthday.Copy !req
1257. And it's one of these HolM/vood clubs
and there's no sign.Copy !req
1258. I don't understand
why they don't have any signs.Copy !req
1259. It's just I'm really bad at this.Copy !req
1260. I just want to know
if you might want to go with me.Copy !req
1261. - So, you hung up on which one?
- Michelle.Copy !req
1262. - You hung up with your girlfriend.
- Ex.Copy !req
1263. - Oh, now she's your ex.
- She was always my ex.Copy !req
1264. Yeah, right.Copy !req
1265. - You hung up with her?
- I wanted to take the other call.Copy !req
1266. - What'd she say when you called her back?
- I didn't.Copy !req
1267. - You didn't call her back?
- No.Copy !req
1268. Why not, Mike?Copy !req
1269. It didn't occur to me.Copy !req
1270. Didn't occur to you.Copy !req
1271. It didn't.Copy !req
1272. You been tearing yourself up
about this girl for six months.Copy !req
1273. Didn't occur to you?Copy !req
1274. No.Copy !req
1275. Well, Michael, I'll bite.Copy !req
1276. You know, man, I didn't understand it either.Copy !req
1277. It's all so hard.Copy !req
1278. Then it hit me on the way over here,
you know, like a ton of bricks.Copy !req
1279. It's just so simple.Copy !req
1280. - When you-
- Dude, dude, wait a second.Copy !req
1281. I'm getting vibe like
in a really weird way here.Copy !req
1282. This girl's looking at me
like she knows me a little bit.Copy !req
1283. - You don't recognize her?
- Mike, I don't know.Copy !req
1284. I could've been out with Sue one night drinking
and told her I was a race car driver.Copy !req
1285. No, I think I would remember this girl.Copy !req
1286. I don't think I've ever met her before.
I would definitely remember this one.Copy !req
1287. She got a lot of confidence, man.
She's doing like-Copy !req
1288. - Wow.
- What's going-Copy !req
1289. Mike, stop, stop.
Stop, all right? just stop.Copy !req
1290. She's playing a little game,
like a fun thing with me.Copy !req
1291. Come on, you little party girl.
That's it. Come on. Fun little games?Copy !req
1292. You want to play fun little games?
Come on, you nasty little, cute little baby.Copy !req
1293. What are you doing?Copy !req
1294. Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
Stop. Don't. Don't, don't.Copy !req
1295. She's smiling at me.
She's playing fun little baby games.Copy !req
1296. She don't know me. She doesn't know
my address. You know my address?Copy !req
1297. You little- Oh, you- Hold on.Copy !req
1298. She's coming over, dude.
Play it cool. She's coming over.Copy !req
1299. She's like the wild loony. But I threw,
like, the great vibe at her, the funny vibe.Copy !req
1300. You'll see.Copy !req
1301. - Shit.
- Mommy's big boy.Copy !req
1302. We're going bye-bye now.
Yes, We're going bye-bye.Copy !req
1303. We're gonna go home,
gonna play with Daddy.Copy !req
1304. So you called her up, right?Copy !req
1305. Or you didn't call her. Why didn't you call her?
You said you didn't call her.Copy !req
1306. Why didn't you call her? Mike?Copy !req
1307. Mike?Copy !req