1. Misha!Copy !req
2. Listen carefully...Copy !req
3. my son.Copy !req
4. By now, Kal-El...Copy !req
5. you are entering the
atmosphere of the planet Earth.Copy !req
6. I pray you have made a safe journey.Copy !req
7. Your new home's yellow sun
gives you great physical powers.Copy !req
8. But it cannot console your spirit.Copy !req
9. Placed aboard this vessel
is an energy module...Copy !req
10. all that remains
of a once-powerful civilization:Copy !req
11. Krypton, your mother planet.Copy !req
12. It is my last gift to you.Copy !req
13. Once removed, the ship will
grow cold and silent...Copy !req
14. and you will be finally alone.Copy !req
15. The power in the module
can be used but once.Copy !req
16. Use it wisely, my son.Copy !req
17. Clark, you out here?Copy !req
18. Clark Kent!Copy !req
19. Hi, Mr. Hornsby. Over here.Copy !req
20. - There you are.
- How are you, sir?Copy !req
21. - I'm fine. How are you?
- Nice to see you.Copy !req
22. - It's been a long time.
- A long time.Copy !req
23. I was tidying up for you
to show it.Copy !req
24. Did I mention there was
an offer to buy, sight unseen?Copy !req
25. I don't want to sell
to a big developer.Copy !req
26. The buyer has to want a farm,
not a shopping center.Copy !req
27. Now darn it, Clark,
why are you so stubborn?Copy !req
28. Today, nobody wants a farm.Copy !req
29. You blink your eye and they'll
all be gone. That's progress.Copy !req
30. Oh, my gosh, look at this.Copy !req
31. Oh, what a joker
old Jonathan Kent was.Copy !req
32. You know, I asked him
what happened to the baby's crib.Copy !req
33. And he said:Copy !req
34. "Oh, little Clark must've had
a bad dream and kicked it."Copy !req
35. - I swear, Dad liked a good joke.
- Yeah.Copy !req
36. Maybe you'd like
to keep these for your grandchildren.Copy !req
37. Why, thank you very much, Clark.Copy !req
38. Here, batter up.Copy !req
39. - Oh, no—
- Come on. We'll hit a few.Copy !req
40. Watch out now, these will
come in pretty fast.Copy !req
41. You never could hit a curve ball!Copy !req
42. My decision's final about the place.
I'm holding out for a farmer.Copy !req
43. You are?Copy !req
44. You're just as obstinate
as your father was.Copy !req
45. I'm sorry, that's
just the way it is.Copy !req
46. Be careful when you get back
to Metropolis.Copy !req
47. It's a long way from
where you were born.Copy !req
48. Yes, sir.
I never forget that, sir.Copy !req
49. - Bye.
- Bye, Clark.Copy !req
50. What is that God-awful noise
you're making?Copy !req
51. Mozart, my low-forehead friend.Copy !req
52. Even this wretched pit can't diminish
true genius.Copy !req
53. Life itself started in a murky pit
like this.Copy !req
54. A true genius like myself
learns to seize the moment.Copy !req
55. You're the first to know...Copy !req
56. that I now have plans
to re-create life itself.Copy !req
57. Luthor, start breaking a sweat
or we'll throw you to the wolves.Copy !req
58. Get them duds dirty.Copy !req
59. - Move it, meathead.
- Let's see you sweat.Copy !req
60. What's that car doing here?
Stop that vehicle!Copy !req
61. - Hey, stop!
- Hold it there, son.Copy !req
62. Where the hell is this and how
do I get to Cedar City?Copy !req
63. Ha, ha. You on the wrong side
of the state.Copy !req
64. - No chance.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
65. You got a fine, fine super-fine
sound system here, son.Copy !req
66. I guess you dudes never seen
these Sensurround 100s?Copy !req
67. Yeah, I seen one once in a magazine.Copy !req
68. Well, heck. Come on, get in.Copy !req
69. - Really?
- Come on.Copy !req
70. - You want to hear it, come on!
- All right.Copy !req
71. Hop in, Bubba.
Let's give it a listen.Copy !req
72. This is great!Copy !req
73. Doors...Copy !req
74. - What's going on?
- Windows...Copy !req
75. Whoa! What's happening?
- The top.Copy !req
76. Seats!Copy !req
77. Lordy! Lordy!Copy !req
78. And away!Copy !req
79. Y'all come back and see us!Copy !req
80. Launch.Copy !req
81. All right!Copy !req
82. Did I do okay or what, Uncle Lex?Copy !req
83. Lenny, you're the Dutch elm
disease of my family tree.Copy !req
84. But you did fine.Copy !req
85. You gonna skip the country, Uncle Lex?Copy !req
86. You pathetic product of the public
schools, I've thought of nothing else...Copy !req
87. since I've been incarcerated
except one thing:Copy !req
88. - Destroy Superman!
- Destroy Superman!Copy !req
89. Sorry.Copy !req
90. Clark!Copy !req
91. Help!Copy !req
92. Help! Help!Copy !req
93. Somebody get help!Copy !req
94. Superman!Copy !req
95. He's okay. He needs a doctor.Copy !req
96. Superman!Copy !req
97. Gentlemen, one moment. I want people
to know that our subway...Copy !req
98. is the safest, most reliable
public transit. Thank you.Copy !req
99. Thanks.Copy !req
100. You're late, Kent.Copy !req
101. - Sorry, won't happen again.
- Ha!Copy !req
102. Where is everybody?Copy !req
103. Boring.Copy !req
104. Tedious.Copy !req
105. - Hey, what's going on?
- Abominable!Copy !req
106. Regardez, voi/a David Warfield.Copy !req
107. David Warfield who owns those
sleazy tabloids?Copy !req
108. Au contraire. Who owns those
sleazy tabloids and The Daily Planet.Copy !req
109. Tedious.Copy !req
110. You only read the pictures?Copy !req
111. The fact is, Mr. White,
that I only read the ledger.Copy !req
112. A ledger the previous owners
paid so little attention to...Copy !req
113. I bought the paper from them.Copy !req
114. The Daily Planet hasn't made
money in three years.Copy !req
115. The name of the game
is making money.Copy !req
116. Ladies and gentlemen,
my daughter, Lacy Warfield.Copy !req
117. - Thanks, Daddy.
- It's nice to meet you.Copy !req
118. Mr. White, Lacy will be helping you.Copy !req
119. Helping me? Helping me what?Copy !req
120. Here are some mock copies
of our new layout.Copy !req
121. It's super. We can change the suit.Copy !req
122. Excuse me, Mr. Warfield.
The world isn't on the brink.Copy !req
123. Isn't that headline irresponsible?Copy !req
124. Maybe, but it'll sell
a lot of newspapers.Copy !req
125. Mr. White, don't do anything rash.Copy !req
126. You won't turn this grand
old lady into one of your bimbos—Copy !req
127. May I point out that Daddy
holds all of your contracts...Copy !req
128. which you must honor.Copy !req
129. - Excusez-moi, your spoiled-ness...
- Why is Lois speaking French?Copy !req
130. I'm flying to Paris for
the emergency Ministers' Conference—Copy !req
131. Not so fast. All trips are canceled.Copy !req
132. You mean my trip to Paris is canceled?Copy !req
133. Mr. White, I want to see your books.
Everyone get back to work.Copy !req
134. This isn't fair.
I'll speak to Miss Warfield.Copy !req
135. - Me too.
- Excuse me, Miss Warfield.Copy !req
136. I speak for us all when I say
we'll cooperate.Copy !req
137. Thank you.Copy !req
138. But a reporter's first allegiance
is to the truth.Copy !req
139. This city depends on us
and we can't let them down.Copy !req
140. Thank you.Copy !req
141. Is he for real?Copy !req
142. 100 percent, and I like him that way.Copy !req
143. - Oh, you have a thing for him.
- For Clark? No!Copy !req
144. He's kind of cute.Copy !req
145. Look, Miss Warfield...Copy !req
146. Clark is the oldest
living Boy Scout, okay?Copy !req
147. He's trustworthy, he's helpful...Copy !req
148. he's loyal, he's obedient, he—Copy !req
149. I don't know how to say it.Copy !req
150. I just don't think he'd be attracted
to somebody like you.Copy !req
151. Don't be silly. All men like me.
I'm very, very rich!Copy !req
152. Why aren't there air travel expenses
for you, Mr. Kent?Copy !req
153. I get airsick,
mostly when it's bumpy.Copy !req
154. Lois, get in here!Copy !req
155. Lois, explain this column of figures.Copy !req
156. - The president is coming on live.
Right now?Copy !req
157. - It won't be good.
- You always overreact.Copy !req
158. - It won't be that terrible.
- Hopefully very terrible.Copy !req
159. Circulation will double
with a crisis.Copy !req
160. Because the summit has failed...Copy !req
161. we have no choice but
to strive to be second to none...Copy !req
162. in the nuclear arms race.Copy !req
163. Therefore, I am announcing
the following measures—Copy !req
164. I know you're all upset
by the crisis.Copy !req
165. The best thing we can do
is to try to think positively.Copy !req
166. Now, is there anything we can do?
Doesn't anyone have a suggestion?Copy !req
167. All right, I'll make a suggestion.Copy !req
168. Why don't we write to our congressman?Copy !req
169. - That'll do a lot of good.
- Somebody has to be an optimist.Copy !req
170. Jeremy?Copy !req
171. What can we do about the crisis?Copy !req
172. He doesn't know what's going on.Copy !req
173. I know who I'd write to
who'd do some good.Copy !req
174. Who? Santa Claus?
- No, Superman!Copy !req
175. Superman, in our new exhibit...Copy !req
176. donated a strand
of his hair to the museum...Copy !req
177. so we can have fun seeing
how strong he really is.Copy !req
178. Here you see a 1000-pound load...Copy !req
179. easily suspended
by his single hair.Copy !req
180. The museum will be closing soon,
so we should hurry.Copy !req
181. Know what I can do with
a strand of his hair?Copy !req
182. You could make a flying toupee.Copy !req
183. That hair is
Superman's genetic material.Copy !req
184. The building blocks of his body.Copy !req
185. With my genius and enough nuclear
power to mutate the genes...Copy !req
186. I can create a being
more powerful than him.Copy !req
187. With total allegiance to me.Copy !req
188. You better stand back.
Keep your eye out.Copy !req
189. - Miss Warfield, you want to see me?
- Hi, Clark. Come in.Copy !req
190. I've come up with a brilliant idea.Copy !req
191. Oh, really?Copy !req
192. Daddy thinks it's brilliant.Copy !req
193. You'll write a series
called "Metropolis After Hours."Copy !req
194. Who, me? I...Copy !req
195. It's wonderful.
It's great, isn't it?Copy !req
196. - I don't think I'm right for this.
- You're perfect for it.Copy !req
197. You're young, you're single,
you're successful.Copy !req
198. I'm usually in bed by 10:30.Copy !req
199. That's just it, you don't
flaunt it.Copy !req
200. You're no slave to fashion.
Although...Copy !req
201. - ... have you thought of contacts?
- They make my eyes itch.Copy !req
202. Don't worry. I thought
we'd do this together.Copy !req
203. - Oh?
- I know all the right places.Copy !req
204. I belong to the right clubs.
We'll start tonight at the Metro Club.Copy !req
205. - Oh, tonight.
- Yeah, it's a date.Copy !req
206. A date! Ah!Copy !req
207. - A date?
- Well, it's just business, actually.Copy !req
208. I've got a letter here for Superman,
care of me.Copy !req
209. - What?
- Superman gets mail here?Copy !req
210. It's probably a photo request.
I'll handle it.Copy !req
211. I think it's more than just
a fan letter. Read it.Copy !req
212. "Dear Superman, my teacher spoke about
the president's speech on the arms race.Copy !req
213. We're all very unhappy about it.Copy !req
214. And I said we should get Superman
to rid the world of nuclear arms...Copy !req
215. because only he could do it.Copy !req
216. Once you've destroyed all the nuclear
missiles, they'll see I'm right.Copy !req
217. Superman can make sure we don't
blow ourselves up.Copy !req
218. I know you'll come through.
Your friend, Jeremy."Copy !req
219. Poor kid. Oh, well,
I better get back to work.Copy !req
220. - No, there's an angle here.
- An angle! He's just a kid!Copy !req
221. Daddy loves whipping up campaigns.
And the public loves it!Copy !req
222. Lacy!
- We'll make the kid a celebrity.Copy !req
223. The world is gonna be
wondering what Superman's reply is.Copy !req
224. Welcome to Metropolis, Jeremy.Copy !req
225. I'm Mr. Warfield and this is
my daughter, Lacy.Copy !req
226. - Hi, Jeremy.
- Come along and meet the press.Copy !req
227. How was your trip?
The car had a flat.Copy !req
228. Sorry to hear that. Turn around.Copy !req
229. Let everybody get a picture of you.Copy !req
230. - That's it, everyone.
Jeremy!Copy !req
231. What a boy! Now come along...Copy !req
232. and tell the American public
what you told me.Copy !req
233. I just said I wish Superman
would've said yes.Copy !req
234. Did you get that?
No.Copy !req
235. Well, say it again. Loudly.Copy !req
236. I said I wish Superman
would've said yes!Copy !req
237. Miss Lane!Copy !req
238. Miss Lane, take a look at this.
Hot off the press.Copy !req
239. Oh, my God!Copy !req
240. This time he's gone too far.
Look, Clark.Copy !req
241. Can't wait to see
the chief's reaction.Copy !req
242. I'm through taking it lying down.Copy !req
243. I'll be downtown.Copy !req
244. Chief look different to you?Copy !req
245. He looks like my father used to look
when he asked the bank for a loan.Copy !req
246. I'll make sure he's all right.Copy !req
247. There's nothing we can do.
It's Superman's decision now.Copy !req
248. I'm sure he'll do the right thing.Copy !req
249. May the elders watch over you...Copy !req
250. my son.Copy !req
251. Their wisdom is all that's left
of a once powerful...Copy !req
252. and enlightened planet.Copy !req
253. You must listen to them, Kal-El.Copy !req
254. Listen.Copy !req
255. I know I'm forbidden to interfere.Copy !req
256. And yet the Earth is threatened
by the same fate as Krypton's.Copy !req
257. The Earth is too primitive.Copy !req
258. You can flee to new worlds...Copy !req
259. where war is long forgotten.Copy !req
260. If you teach the Earth
to put its fate in any one man...Copy !req
261. even yourself...Copy !req
262. you're teaching them
to be betrayed.Copy !req
263. Betrayed, betrayed...Copy !req
264. betrayed, betrayed!Copy !req
265. Because the summit has failed...Copy !req
266. we have no choice but to strive...Copy !req
267. to be second to none
in the nuclear arms race.Copy !req
268. To that end...Copy !req
269. this administration has pursued
and will continue to pursue...Copy !req
270. the most vigorous policy.Copy !req
271. Therefore—Copy !req
272. Just a minute.Copy !req
273. - Lois?
- There you are. What happened?Copy !req
274. - What do you mean?
- Nothing, just:Copy !req
275. "Meet me in the lobby at 6:00
for the awards dinner.Copy !req
276. Dress nice
and don't be late."Copy !req
277. - You were talking about some other Lois?
- I'm sorry, I forgot.Copy !req
278. Go get your penguin suit on
and we'll go.Copy !req
279. I'd rather not, if you don't mind.
I've got lots of thinking to do.Copy !req
280. But you go ahead. Okay?Copy !req
281. Clark? Something's wrong, isn't it?Copy !req
282. - ls there anything I can do?
- Yes, as a matter of fact.Copy !req
283. - What?
- Could we go get some fresh air?Copy !req
284. Fresh air?Copy !req
285. Fresh air. Fresh air, sure.Copy !req
286. Sure, Clark. Sure.Copy !req
287. Who needs rubber chicken anyway?Copy !req
288. Let's go.
Let's get some fresh air.Copy !req
289. Breathe. Do you feel better?Copy !req
290. Clark?Copy !req
291. Clark? Clark, things aren't
that bad! Stop!Copy !req
292. Oh, Clark!Copy !req
293. Clark! Clark!Copy !req
294. Superman!Copy !req
295. You okay?Copy !req
296. Great.Copy !req
297. Hey, look at that.Copy !req
298. - There you go. Bye-bye!
- Ah!Copy !req
299. - How'd you like going solo?
- I loved it.Copy !req
300. Not as much as being with you.Copy !req
301. I needed to be with you too.
You make me laugh.Copy !req
302. You're the only one I can talk to.Copy !req
303. See, sometimes I don't know
what I'm supposed to do.Copy !req
304. I'm always here for you,
you know that.Copy !req
305. And you'll do the right thing,
no matter what. You always have.Copy !req
306. Thank you.Copy !req
307. - You know something?
- What?Copy !req
308. - You don't even know my name.
- Kal-El.Copy !req
309. You remember, don't you?Copy !req
310. I remember everything.Copy !req
311. "Never set one of them above the rest.
Love all humanity instead."Copy !req
312. That's not fair.Copy !req
313. - Lois! It's time to go. We'll be late.
- Huh?Copy !req
314. Why am I out here
freezing my butt off?Copy !req
315. Oh, you wanted some fresh air.Copy !req
316. That's okay.
I don't want to catch a cold.Copy !req
317. I feel kind of weird,
like I'm jet-lagged or something.Copy !req
318. Jeepers!
Am I going crazy?Copy !req
319. - How about you? Are you still down?
- Nope. Things are clear.Copy !req
320. Good. Too much thinking
wears down your batteries.Copy !req
321. - Clark, you gotta go with your gut.
- Hm.Copy !req
322. Come on.Copy !req
323. Here you go, Jeremy.Copy !req
324. Mr. Warfield wants shots with local
color, but I can't think of anything.Copy !req
325. - Hi, Jeremy.
- Superman!Copy !req
326. Jimmy.Copy !req
327. What a scoop!Copy !req
328. - How'd you like to walk with me?
- Sure!Copy !req
329. Jimmy, come on.Copy !req
330. You can't! You'll get towed.Copy !req
331. - Do you know how much tickets cost?
- It's only money.Copy !req
332. Will you wait for me
in the gallery?Copy !req
333. Sure, okay.Copy !req
334. - Good luck, Superman.
- Thanks.Copy !req
335. I saved you a seat.Copy !req
336. Yeah!Copy !req
337. All right, Superman!Copy !req
338. Madam Secretary, I'd like to
address the delegates.Copy !req
339. Well, in that case,
you will need a sponsor.Copy !req
340. I believe that will do. Please.Copy !req
341. Thank you.Copy !req
342. - What's he gonna say?
- Something wonderful.Copy !req
343. Madam Secretary...Copy !req
344. honorable delegates,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
345. For many years now
I've lived among you as...Copy !req
346. a visitor.
I've seen the beauty of your cultures.Copy !req
347. I've felt joy in your magnificent
accomplishments.Copy !req
348. I've seen the folly of your wars.Copy !req
349. As of today I'm not a visitor
anymore...Copy !req
350. because the Earth is my home too.Copy !req
351. We can't live in fear.
And I can't stand...Copy !req
352. idly by and watch us
stumble into the madness...Copy !req
353. of possible nuclear destruction.
I've come to a decision.Copy !req
354. I'll do what our governments couldn't.Copy !req
355. Effective immediately, I'll
rid our planet of all nuclear weapons.Copy !req
356. All right, Superman!Copy !req
357. Way to go, Superman!Copy !req
358. Missile test Alpha, all systems go.Copy !req
359. —three, two, one.Copy !req
360. Oh!Copy !req
361. Oh. Nice to see you guys!Copy !req
362. Why don't you just relax.
I'll get on with the introductions:Copy !req
363. Dixie and Trixie.Copy !req
364. From the land of the free, the home of
the cost overrun, Harry Howler:Copy !req
365. Nuclear strategist from
America's top think tank.Copy !req
366. A great little warmonger
in his own right.Copy !req
367. Ahearty bienvenue
to Jean Pierre Dubois:Copy !req
368. Nuclear warhead dealer to the world.
His motto is:Copy !req
369. "If you didn't buy it from Jean Pierre,
it wasn't on the black market."Copy !req
370. General Romoff.Copy !req
371. People think of you
as the "Mad Russian."Copy !req
372. I like to think of you
as just madly eccentric.Copy !req
373. Please be seated.Copy !req
374. Look guys. I know you're all choked
up, kind of overcome with joy...Copy !req
375. that Superman has ended
the arms race.Copy !req
376. But if we work together,
we can make the world safe...Copy !req
377. - ... for war profits.
- Get to the point.Copy !req
378. I, Lex Luthor, the greatest
criminal mind of the modern era...Copy !req
379. know how to destroy Superman.
Behold, my unscrupulous friends...Copy !req
380. Shut those blinds.Copy !req
381. - The sun is hurting my eyes!
- Exactly.Copy !req
382. You know what the sun is? Nothing
more than a huge nuclear bomb...Copy !req
383. with so much radiation, it'd
incinerate the average man like that!Copy !req
384. Yes, but Superman is no average man.Copy !req
385. Aha, right!Copy !req
386. What is your plan?Copy !req
387. Boys, old Lex here
has kind of a secret recipe...Copy !req
388. a genetic stew in this dish,
if you will.Copy !req
389. If you'll help me put this
on one of your missiles...Copy !req
390. I promise, Superman will have
the biggest surprise of his life.Copy !req
391. I'll introduce him to his first
nightmare, a "Nuclear Man."Copy !req
392. He'll pierce his skin, make
him mortal. He'll become sick.Copy !req
393. We'll dance on his grave.Copy !req
394. Why should we deal with
a scoundrel like you?Copy !req
395. Remember my motto: "The more fear
you make, the more loot you take."Copy !req
396. And the more missiles you sell.Copy !req
397. Yes, but what's in it for you?Copy !req
398. A tiny commission.Copy !req
399. Something appropriate.Copy !req
400. A number...Copy !req
401. with a lot of zeros behind it.Copy !req
402. Lenny.Copy !req
403. The new genetic material.Copy !req
404. And now, Leonard...Copy !req
405. your Uncle Lex...Copy !req
406. with protoplasm grown
from Superman's hair cells...Copy !req
407. will duplicate creation itself.Copy !req
408. Now the fabric.Copy !req
409. Uncle Lex, this ain't gonna cover him.Copy !req
410. The computer inside will...Copy !req
411. leave enough material to maintain
the high moral standards...Copy !req
412. that I've always subscribed to.Copy !req
413. - Know what this means, Uncle Lex?
- What?Copy !req
414. We're gonna be parents.Copy !req
415. - What's your name?
- York, sir.Copy !req
416. At ease.Copy !req
417. Launch control. Yes, sir.Copy !req
418. Yes, sir.Copy !req
419. There's a weather problem.
We gotta hold.Copy !req
420. Hold?Copy !req
421. - What's your name, son?
- Goram.Copy !req
422. "Goram, sir."Copy !req
423. - Goram, sir.
- You know your code book?Copy !req
424. Of course, sir.Copy !req
425. 27-0-6, inclement override.
Fire on my command. Fire.Copy !req
426. Yes, sir. Stand by to launch.Copy !req
427. Ten, nine—Copy !req
428. Missed us.Copy !req
429. Reach out.Copy !req
430. Come on.Copy !req
431. Down.Copy !req
432. Reach out.Copy !req
433. And stretch.Copy !req
434. Down.Copy !req
435. - Up.
Ugh!Copy !req
436. - Are you okay?
- I think I better sit this out.Copy !req
437. Are you sure? This would be great
for your series on Metropolis.Copy !req
438. Let's try it again. Come on.Copy !req
439. Two, three, four.Copy !req
440. - One, two, three.
- Ugh.Copy !req
441. - I don't think so.
- What, are you okay?Copy !req
442. 28, 29...Copy !req
443. - ... 33.
- Heh, heh, heh.Copy !req
444. - Done. Great.
Okay, you try it now.Copy !req
445. - Let's set it a little higher for you.
- Okay.Copy !req
446. Just push down.Copy !req
447. - Are you okay? Just step down.
Need some help?Copy !req
448. He doesn't know his own strength.Copy !req
449. Clark, this is Paul.Copy !req
450. - He's a trainer.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
451. Hey, I got just the thing for you.Copy !req
452. Over here, Clarky.Copy !req
453. Clarky?Copy !req
454. It's real nice of him to help me out.Copy !req
455. He's really good.
- Here, try this one.Copy !req
456. Clark! Are you okay? Sorry.Copy !req
457. No pain, no gain.Copy !req
458. Jeez, what a jerk.Copy !req
459. Never realized it before.Copy !req
460. I guess a lot of people I know
are jerks.Copy !req
461. You must think I am too.
That's why you avoid me.Copy !req
462. I don't think that at all.
Just been really busy.Copy !req
463. But wait!Copy !req
464. Lois is doing that interview
with Superman about his peace mission.Copy !req
465. I was thinking the four of us can get
together at my hotel, have high tea.Copy !req
466. It's very chic.Copy !req
467. Can you hand me those weights?
- Excuse me.Copy !req
468. Wait, Lacy.Copy !req
469. Come early. The view is romantic
from my balcony. See you.Copy !req
470. Oh, sure. Here.
- Not those! The other one!Copy !req
471. No pain, no gain?Copy !req
472. What was that?Copy !req
473. Uncle Lex.
You're spooking me out.Copy !req
474. There.Copy !req
475. Madam, thank you very much.Copy !req
476. I'm incredible.Copy !req
477. Uncle Lex, he's like—Copy !req
478. He's beautiful. He's perfect.Copy !req
479. Welcome home, Nuclear Man.
Your father's happy to see you.Copy !req
480. The power of the sun gives him
internally generated heat.Copy !req
481. I'm a...Copy !req
482. You are...Copy !req
483. I'm... What? I'm a genius?Copy !req
484. I'm incredible. I'm...Copy !req
485. You are nothing. I am the father now.Copy !req
486. - You have my voice.
- No, you have my voice.Copy !req
487. Just remember, I made you.Copy !req
488. Yeah, you're just an experiment,
freako.Copy !req
489. What is that?Copy !req
490. - Oh, no.
- I'm an experiment. I'm a freako.Copy !req
491. I was just kidding about freako!Copy !req
492. If anyone's a freako here,
it's gotta be me!Copy !req
493. Oh, wow. Oh!Copy !req
494. Oh, wow, I'm break dancing, hey!
This rocks. Hey!Copy !req
495. - I made you. I can destroy you.
- Destroy.Copy !req
496. Destroy Superman now.Copy !req
497. You sweet thing.
But not quite yet, no.Copy !req
498. Come here. We'll discuss
when the proper time is.Copy !req
499. Uncle Lex.Copy !req
500. Oh, no!Copy !req
501. He's, like... He's, like, cold.Copy !req
502. Of course he is.Copy !req
503. That's his vulnerability.
The only way he'll be stopped.Copy !req
504. What?Copy !req
505. Lenny, my loud-mouthed nephew,
he gets his energy from the sun.Copy !req
506. Without it, he's like you at night:
Useless.Copy !req
507. Nobody's perfect.Copy !req
508. I never had a double date before.
It's fun. How do I look?Copy !req
509. Illegal. Like the last six dresses
you tried on.Copy !req
510. Listen, Lacy? I don't want to
burst your bubble...Copy !req
511. - ... but Clark won't notice your dress.
- Yes, he will.Copy !req
512. - There's Clark.
- Fix that. There you go. You look great.Copy !req
513. - Maybe it's just Superman.
- No.Copy !req
514. No, Superman makes a different
kind of entrance.Copy !req
515. - Hi, Lacy.
- Hi, Clark.Copy !req
516. Can you break a 20?
Driver had no change.Copy !req
517. Yeah, sure. Let me get my purse.Copy !req
518. Hi, Lois.
- Hi, Clark.Copy !req
519. - Clark.
What?Copy !req
520. You won't believe
these questions...Copy !req
521. Mr. Warfield gave me
to ask Superman.Copy !req
522. "Are you part of a plot
to weaken our national defense?"Copy !req
523. - Oh, my goodness.
- I think his gray matter is—Copy !req
524. - How will I ask him this?
- Well, politely I guess.Copy !req
525. Let's see, I have 18 dollars and...Copy !req
526. Clark, she really likes you,
so notice the dress.Copy !req
527. my American Express card.Copy !req
528. - Dress.
- Oh, hey, neat dress.Copy !req
529. Thanks. Be right back.Copy !req
530. What's that?Copy !req
531. Now, there's a different
kind of entrance.Copy !req
532. - Hi, Lois.
- Hello, Superman.Copy !req
533. How are you?Copy !req
534. I'm fine.Copy !req
535. Oh. Superman, this is Lacy Warfield.
She's the boss's daughter.Copy !req
536. How do you do?
That's an attractive outfit.Copy !req
537. - We should start our interview.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
538. Two's company.Copy !req
539. Oh, right, yeah.
Yeah, I'll go get Clark.Copy !req
540. Clark is probably helping the cab driver
change a flat tire, or something.Copy !req
541. That guy.Copy !req
542. - Something smells wonderful.
- Thank you.Copy !req
543. I'm cooking us some scallops
and some duck...Copy !req
544. in this wonderful mushroom sauce
with champagne.Copy !req
545. In case we got hungry afterwards.Copy !req
546. I mean, later.Copy !req
547. You shouldn't have gone
through all that trouble.Copy !req
548. Should we get on with the interview?Copy !req
549. Yes, let's get on
with the interview.Copy !req
550. Um...Copy !req
551. Have you had any trouble
confiscating the missiles?Copy !req
552. There always was the possibility
that warped individuals...Copy !req
553. would take advantage of
the world's goodwill, but...Copy !req
554. Is there something wrong?Copy !req
555. Oh! My dinner! My dinner!Copy !req
556. I'll be right back.Copy !req
557. Be right back.Copy !req
558. Hi.Copy !req
559. - I missed you, Clark.
- Oh. Well...Copy !req
560. Lois and Superman are boring.
Let's do something wild.Copy !req
561. They're expecting us.
It's not polite.Copy !req
562. Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
563. How can one man be so square
and so delicious?Copy !req
564. Let's go chitchat. If I
have to face Superman, so do you.Copy !req
565. Lacy?Copy !req
566. Oh, Clark.Copy !req
567. Uh— Uh— Stop.Copy !req
568. I don't believe it! I never had duck
turn out so perfectly. It's amazing!Copy !req
569. - I'm out here, Lois.
- Oh.Copy !req
570. - isn't it beautiful?
- Yes, it is beautiful.Copy !req
571. The whole world is beautiful.Copy !req
572. I feel moments like this
should be shared with someone you—Copy !req
573. Someone you care a lot about.Copy !req
574. - isn't that the doorbell?
- Yes. Heh, heh.Copy !req
575. Lacy.Copy !req
576. - Where's Clark?
- He was getting in the elevator—Copy !req
577. - Never mind, it's a long story.
- It always is with Clark.Copy !req
578. Great, it's him.Copy !req
579. - Clark?
Hi.Copy !req
580. Those bellboys ought to
look where they're going.Copy !req
581. Superman?Copy !req
582. - I'm so glad you're back.
- ls dinner ready? Can we eat?Copy !req
583. - Yeah, let's go sit down.
- Oh, great.Copy !req
584. - Sorry!
- My goodness! That's okay.Copy !req
585. Just leave it there.
It's on your pants.Copy !req
586. Let me just get a rag.
Be right back.Copy !req
587. Where's Clark?Copy !req
588. He/lo, Dol/y
Hello, DollyCopy !req
589. It's so nice to have me back
Where I belongCopy !req
590. Don't be concerned, Blue Boy.
Only you can hear me.Copy !req
591. It's my own private frequency.
You might call it "Lex TV."Copy !req
592. Look to your left,
tall, dark and handsome.Copy !req
593. I'll blow 20 stories off that building,
give or take a floor or two.Copy !req
594. Peace.Copy !req
595. Men.Copy !req
596. I hope Clark's okay. I'll look.
- Okay.Copy !req
597. I'm sorry, but an emergency's come up.
My apologies to Miss Warfield.Copy !req
598. Oh, but...Copy !req
599. Superman! Take me with you!
I can cover the story!Copy !req
600. - You seen Clark?
- Huh?Copy !req
601. Guess who?
It's your old friend Lex.Copy !req
602. I suspect if you'd actually planted
a bomb, you'd be miles away by now.Copy !req
603. This is my nephew Lenny.
He worships me.Copy !req
604. The dude of steel.
Boy, are you gonna get it.Copy !req
605. Silly me, thinking that
I could fool a super guy.Copy !req
606. You're right. No bomb.Copy !req
607. It's just that you're so involved
in this world peace bit...Copy !req
608. you don't have time
for social calls.Copy !req
609. I confess, I tricked you.Copy !req
610. You look great.Copy !req
611. Never mind the small talk.
What are you up to?Copy !req
612. You know you're a workaholic?Copy !req
613. You're playing a good guy
24 hours a day.Copy !req
614. Why don't you stop and
smell the roses, huh?Copy !req
615. Get yourself a hobby? A pet?
A kitten, a puppy?Copy !req
616. I know you hate children and animals.
What are you doing back in Metropolis?Copy !req
617. I want to be first to introduce
you to the new kid on the block.Copy !req
618. Look closely at the cell structure.Copy !req
619. You see anything familiar?Copy !req
620. You've already broke
all the laws of man.Copy !req
621. Now you've broken the laws
of nature too.Copy !req
622. I assume you hid a device of some kind
in a missile I hurled into the sun.Copy !req
623. Mr. Muscle, I'm gonna really miss
these little chats we had together.Copy !req
624. Only you can keep up with me.Copy !req
625. - Lenny!
- What?Copy !req
626. I wanna propose a toast.Copy !req
627. To a nice guy, who's about
to finish last.Copy !req
628. Destroy Superman.Copy !req
629. Later. Heh, heh, heh.Copy !req
630. He's a little bit anxious.
Can you blame him?Copy !req
631. Not one of your great thinkers.Copy !req
632. But l, in all modesty, am.Copy !req
633. The touching thing about this plan
is, you helped me devise it.Copy !req
634. Prison has twisted
your mind into a delusional state.Copy !req
635. No, no, no. Listen.Copy !req
636. When I escaped prison,
I had one thing on my mind:Copy !req
637. The end of Superman.Copy !req
638. There I was, the first time in my life...Copy !req
639. that I didn't have a long-range,
truly devious, criminal scheme.Copy !req
640. And then I came up with it.Copy !req
641. With this guy...Copy !req
642. and you gone, I'll make
a fortune rearming the world.Copy !req
643. You'd risk nuclear war for
your own financial gain.Copy !req
644. Nobody wants war. I just want
to keep the threat alive.Copy !req
645. Nifty, huh?Copy !req
646. Good night, sweet prince.Copy !req
647. Parting is...Copy !req
648. inevitable.Copy !req
649. Destroy Superman.Copy !req
650. First, I have fun.Copy !req
651. Help me!Copy !req
652. Superman!Copy !req
653. I said I'd get you to run one of our
papers yourself, and I meant it.Copy !req
654. Congratulations, Miss Publisher.Copy !req
655. Thank you, Daddy, that's very nice.Copy !req
656. Step into your office.Copy !req
657. - Where'd this come from?
- Somebody brought it in.Copy !req
658. We bought it, cheap.Copy !req
659. Okay, this time you've both
gone too far.Copy !req
660. You can print your stupid rag
without Lois Lane.Copy !req
661. And you certainly have
no right to this.Copy !req
662. Lois, I'm sorry!
- Let her go, darling.Copy !req
663. I mean, she's useless.Copy !req
664. And while you're at it,
fire Clark Kent.Copy !req
665. He hasn't been around
or telephoned.Copy !req
666. I know, I'm worried about him.Copy !req
667. Oh, kitten...Copy !req
668. didn't we have a talk about
personal involvement with the help?Copy !req
669. - Now that you're the publisher—
- Daddy.Copy !req
670. - Yes, darling.
- Stuff it!Copy !req
671. Lois. Lois, I'm sorry.Copy !req
672. I promise, I had
nothing to do with that.Copy !req
673. Have you heard from Clark?Copy !req
674. No.Copy !req
675. Just a minute.Copy !req
676. Oh, Lois.Copy !req
677. - What are you doing here?
- I knew it.Copy !req
678. I just got a really bad flu.
What do you mean you knew it?Copy !req
679. You haven't been to work
or called the office.Copy !req
680. You haven't even called me back.
How could you not call me back?Copy !req
681. Whatever it is,
you've got your reasons.Copy !req
682. But I knew you were here, you know?Copy !req
683. Somehow...Copy !req
684. something pulled me here.Copy !req
685. I always know when Superman's
in trouble.Copy !req
686. Heh, heh, heh. Superman?
Something's happened to him?Copy !req
687. Everybody's saying that
he's dead but...Copy !req
688. it can't be true. I just know it.
I feel it in my heart.Copy !req
689. I think he just needs help.Copy !req
690. Wherever he is,
I'm sure he'll manage.Copy !req
691. Well, if he can't manage...Copy !req
692. and if he really is in trouble...Copy !req
693. then there's a few things
I'd like to tell him.Copy !req
694. I'd tell him...Copy !req
695. that I will always cherish
the time we spent together.Copy !req
696. And that I never expected
anything in return.Copy !req
697. And no matter...Copy !req
698. how few minutes I saw him for,
it always made me happy.Copy !req
699. And I would tell him
that I love him...Copy !req
700. and that I'll always love him.Copy !req
701. And that...Copy !req
702. whatever...Copy !req
703. happens to the world...Copy !req
704. I know that...Copy !req
705. he's doing his best to make sure
it's good for all of us.Copy !req
706. Wherever he is, Lois...Copy !req
707. I know that he would
want to thank you.Copy !req
708. Listen, I'm pretty tired, you know?Copy !req
709. So I think I'll just rest here
for a while. Okay?Copy !req
710. I'll be fine.Copy !req
711. It's okay. Please?Copy !req
712. - I hope you feel better, Clark.
- Thanks.Copy !req
713. If you do see him, or hear from him...Copy !req
714. he might need this.Copy !req
715. Oh, Lex. We're very pleased
at all the nuclear arms...Copy !req
716. you helped us sell...Copy !req
717. and we've decided
to increase your commission.Copy !req
718. Guys, really, that's great.Copy !req
719. It is the least we could do.Copy !req
720. I had another idea.
Gentlemen...Copy !req
721. I've decided to assume control
of the company.Copy !req
722. My first official act
is to say, "You're fired!"Copy !req
723. You're mad.Copy !req
724. Oh, really?Copy !req
725. If you want a reference for work...Copy !req
726. forget it!Copy !req
727. That's a good bit.Copy !req
728. You know with my brains, and your—
Frankly, your...Copy !req
729. brawn, the possibilities
are absolutely staggering.Copy !req
730. I could be president,
emperor, king.Copy !req
731. - See how scared those guys were?
- And what do you fear?Copy !req
732. What? Now? With Superman dead,
and you're on my team?Copy !req
733. It's like I'm the coach, and you're the
best power forward ever. What's to fear?Copy !req
734. All that remains of
Krypton's energy is yours.Copy !req
735. After it is gone...Copy !req
736. you will belong solely
to your new home.Copy !req
737. If our dying planet can
save your life, my son...Copy !req
738. we have not died in vain.Copy !req
739. - Where is the woman?
- You'll never find her.Copy !req
740. If you will not tell me,
I will hurt people.Copy !req
741. Stop! Don't do it, the people!Copy !req
742. Whoa!Copy !req
743. Whoa!Copy !req
744. - What's happening?
- Easy, easy, easy.Copy !req
745. All right, stop! Stop! That's enough!
That's enough!Copy !req
746. You win.
I'll take you to her.Copy !req
747. - Where is she?
- Far away from here and safe.Copy !req
748. She's not in there!Copy !req
749. We must tone down
the headlines.Copy !req
750. Tone down our headlines?
That's all the common man reads!Copy !req
751. - We can do with less sensationalism.
- Less sensational papers go broke.Copy !req
752. I taught you that the
business of newspapers is business.Copy !req
753. No, Daddy...Copy !req
754. our business is journalism.Copy !req
755. We can't be irresponsible or we'll
lead everyone into disaster.Copy !req
756. Don't be overdramatic,
young lady.Copy !req
757. What kind of disaster could
we bring about?Copy !req
758. Lacy!Copy !req
759. What's going on? Hey!Copy !req
760. Are you sure you know what
you're doing?Copy !req
761. - Well...
Uh— Ahem.Copy !req
762. Here comes Mr. Warfield.Copy !req
763. You'd better have
a good explanation, White...Copy !req
764. or else you'll be talking
to your lawyers from jail.Copy !req
765. You know, I'm not a tycoon.
I'm just an old reporter.Copy !req
766. But I've read enough in my own
newspaper over the years...Copy !req
767. about hostile takeovers
of big companies.Copy !req
768. You, Mr. Warfield,
must've been asleep at the wheel.Copy !req
769. Because I convinced the city's bankers
that our Daily Planet...Copy !req
770. should be treated like a natural
resource, protected from predators.Copy !req
771. They lent me the money.
I bought up all the outstanding shares.Copy !req
772. And you, Mr. Warfield,
are now a minority shareholder.Copy !req
773. - Everyone, back to work.
Way to tell him, chief!Copy !req
774. Yay!Copy !req
775. I'm sorry.
You win some and you lose some.Copy !req
776. Now, this is what I call a newspaper.Copy !req
777. Compliments of The Daily Planet.Copy !req
778. - Have a nice day. We did it!
- We're back! Ha, ha, ha.Copy !req
779. - Hi, am I late?
- No. He's not here yet.Copy !req
780. It must've been some effort for you
to drag yourself out of bed.Copy !req
781. I'm feeling a lot better.
Had a visit from a pretty good nurse.Copy !req
782. Must have been good.
Miss Lane said you were really ill.Copy !req
783. Sometimes all you need is loving
attention from the right person.Copy !req
784. Glad you're back.Copy !req
785. And remember, I am covering
Superman's press conference.Copy !req
786. - You tape reactions from the crowd.
- Reactions, okay.Copy !req
787. Oh, dear. Guess I need
a tape recorder, huh?Copy !req
788. - Be right back.
- Same Mr. Kent. He'll never change.Copy !req
789. I hope not.Copy !req
790. Ooh.Copy !req
791. - How you doing, Superman?
- Lois. Good to see you again.Copy !req
792. Good to see you too.Copy !req
793. Morning, gentlemen.Copy !req
794. Excuse me.Copy !req
795. Thank you. We survived the threat
of war and found a fragile peace.Copy !req
796. I thought I could give you
freedom from war...Copy !req
797. but I was wrong.
It's not mine to give.Copy !req
798. We're still a young planet.Copy !req
799. There are galaxies out there...Copy !req
800. other civilizations for us
to meet, to learn from.Copy !req
801. What a brilliant future.Copy !req
802. There will be peace when the people of
the world want it so badly...Copy !req
803. that their governments will have
no choice but to give it to them.Copy !req
804. I wish you could see the Earth
the way I do.Copy !req
805. When you really look at it,
it's just one world.Copy !req
806. Do you think he'll find us?Copy !req
807. Never. We'll lay low for a while,
a couple of years.Copy !req
808. I'll come up with a new plan.Copy !req
809. Good thing I bought my drums.Copy !req
810. Whoa!Copy !req
811. Uncle Lex,
you won't believe this...Copy !req
812. - ... but it's Superman.
- Superman.Copy !req
813. Heh, heh. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.Copy !req
814. - Hey, this rocks.
Morning, Father.Copy !req
815. He's been under a bad influence.
Can you help him?Copy !req
816. - Every boy can be helped.
- You're right.Copy !req
817. - Good luck, son.
- Come with me.Copy !req
818. You wouldn't happen
to have a drum set, would you?Copy !req
819. Hey, Mozart's back!Copy !req
820. Duane, Mozart's back!
I see him, Bubba!Copy !req
821. - Shut up!
Ha, ha, ha.Copy !req
822. - Take him away.
- Thank you. Come on, Luthor.Copy !req
823. - Just one thing, how did you beat him?
- High school physics.Copy !req
824. I had time to figure out...Copy !req
825. that if it was born from the sun,
that was its energy.Copy !req
826. - Will the world be vaporized?
- No, Luthor.Copy !req
827. It's as it always was, on the brink,
with good fighting evil. See you in 20.Copy !req