1. Alert! Alert! Alert!Copy !req
2. You three criminals have been caught...Copy !req
3. ...in a further act of seditious treason.Copy !req
4. General Zod, your only feeling
was contempt for our society.Copy !req
5. Your only desire was to command.Copy !req
6. Ursa, the only feeling you showed
was for your vicious general.Copy !req
7. Your only wish, to rule at his side.Copy !req
8. Non, you are as without thought
as you are without voice.Copy !req
9. This council has no hesitation
in proclaiming you all...Copy !req
10. Guilty.Copy !req
11. You will lie down before me, Jor-El.Copy !req
12. Both you, and then one day, your heir!Copy !req
13. Your heir!Copy !req
14. - Here, I'll just get the door for you.
- Yeah, thanks a...Copy !req
15. Sorry, after you.Copy !req
16. Yeah, thanks a lot.Copy !req
17. - Morning, Phil.
- Excuse me, Kent.Copy !req
18. Hi, Alice. That's a very pretty
blouse you're wearing today.Copy !req
19. I'll catch you later, Clark.Copy !req
20. Hello?Copy !req
21. I don't know. Okay. Yep.Copy !req
22. - Morning, Leueen. How's it...?
- Okay. I'll check it.Copy !req
23. Mr. White, how long should
we hold the front page?Copy !req
24. Give it another 10 minutes,
and... Oh, I'll tell them.Copy !req
25. - Sorry. Thank you.
- Hello, Pete.Copy !req
26. If we don't get anything
new in 10 minutes...Copy !req
27. ...go with the wire-service copy and
run the picture in three columns.Copy !req
28. I need a story for the page-three
sidebar on this terrorist group.Copy !req
29. Right.Copy !req
30. Sorry, terrorists?Copy !req
31. Get your head out of the clouds, Kent.
Where you been?Copy !req
32. - I was at home.
- Don't you watch television?Copy !req
33. I don't enjoy television.
Too much violence.Copy !req
34. I was just reading Dickens.Copy !req
35. Mr. Kent, a gang of terrorists
seized the Eiffel Tower in Paris.Copy !req
36. He knows where the
Eiffel Tower is, Olsen.Copy !req
37. - You do, don't you?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
38. - Has anybody been hurt?
- So far the hostages are unharmed.Copy !req
39. - The hostages?
- Yeah, tourists. About 20 of them.Copy !req
40. But that's just penny-ante stuff.Copy !req
41. They claim if the government
doesn't meet their demands...Copy !req
42. ...they've got a hydrogen bomb.Copy !req
43. Mr. White, that's terrible.Copy !req
44. That's why they call
them terrorists, Kent.Copy !req
45. Now, get to the morgue. I wanna
know everything on terrorism.Copy !req
46. Mr. White, does Lois
know about any of this?Copy !req
47. - Does she know about it? She's in it.
- She's what?Copy !req
48. The minute the story broke, I
bundled her on the first Concorde.Copy !req
49. If Paris is gonna go kablooey,
I want my best reporter there.Copy !req
50. - But, gee, Mr. White...
- You're good, but Lois Lane is better.Copy !req
51. No, I meant, isn't that a
little bit dangerous, sir?Copy !req
52. That goes with the territory, Kent.Copy !req
53. Don't worry.Copy !req
54. If I know Lois Lane, she'll not only
come back with a Pulitzer Prize story...Copy !req
55. ...but a one-on-one interview
with a hydrogen bomb...Copy !req
56. ...titled "What Makes Me Tick."Copy !req
57. Now, don't stand around, Kent...Copy !req
58. - How did they get up there?
- They were disguised as repair workers.Copy !req
59. Can you tell us why they
released the first hostages?Copy !req
60. We insist they do this
to show good faith.Copy !req
61. If not, we refuse to negotiate.Copy !req
62. Will they release the
rest of the hostages?Copy !req
63. In return for a guarantee that we
will not launch an attack on them.Copy !req
64. There will be no attack, no attempt
to overpower the terrorists?Copy !req
65. - We've made a guarantee.
- And you'll honor it?Copy !req
66. We have not the choice to refuse...Copy !req
67. ...if we believe it's a real
hydrogen bomb they have.Copy !req
68. - Where is the bomb?
- It's in a big oilcan.Copy !req
69. Hydrogen bomb? Are you sure?Copy !req
70. How can we be sure? Today it's
possible for anyone to make a bomb.Copy !req
71. This could blow up all of Paris.Copy !req
72. What's the government's position?
Will they meet their demands?Copy !req
73. I am not authorized to
say what they will do.Copy !req
74. At this moment, there is an emergency
meeting in the Elysee Palace.Copy !req
75. Wait. Wait, wait.Copy !req
76. - Stairs. Stairs? Stairs.
- Stairs.Copy !req
77. Okay?Copy !req
78. - All right. We'll bring them down now.
- Get in.Copy !req
79. - Come on. Watch out for any tricks.
- Do we look like the sort of...?Copy !req
80. I don't know what you look like. Get in.
You're being released. Shut up.Copy !req
81. - Come on then, everybody out.
- Okay, ready.Copy !req
82. This way.Copy !req
83. - Come on. Quick, quick, quick.
- Hurry up.Copy !req
84. Look, you're being released. Get moving.Copy !req
85. I'll take a last look around.Copy !req
86. Okay, send them down.Copy !req
87. Okay, up we go.Copy !req
88. Pulitzer Prize.Copy !req
89. Capital P... Darn.Copy !req
90. Should we have let the hostages go?Copy !req
91. They'll give in to us as
soon as we plant the bomb.Copy !req
92. It doesn't matter one way or the other.Copy !req
93. Nobel Prize.Copy !req
94. Capital N...Copy !req
95. ...little O, little B...Copy !req
96. ...little E, little L.Copy !req
97. Nobel. Nobel. Nobel.Copy !req
98. Prize.Copy !req
99. Now, be careful.Copy !req
100. It's me that controls the bomb,
not the bomb that controls me.Copy !req
101. I hope you have not many
sins left to be forgiven...Copy !req
102. ...because if you let go of that, you'll
only have 60 seconds to list them.Copy !req
103. - You are right.
- Did you hear something?Copy !req
104. Sounded like someone moving underneath.Copy !req
105. It's your nerves.Copy !req
106. - Where are they now?
- They are near to the lift.Copy !req
107. But one is still inside with the bomb.Copy !req
108. The third one has come
out of the lift now.Copy !req
109. - The third one is out now.
- The bomb, is it still in there?Copy !req
110. Yes, we think so.Copy !req
111. This is the boring bit.Copy !req
112. Tell them to get ready.Copy !req
113. Stand by.Copy !req
114. Get ready. Come on.Copy !req
115. We'll cut the cable as
soon as we get the word.Copy !req
116. Are you sure they haven't
primed the bomb?Copy !req
117. No, no, of course not. They haven't.
We've been watching them all the time.Copy !req
118. Now!Copy !req
119. - It started.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
120. I believe this is your floor.Copy !req
121. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
122. How did I get myself into this?Copy !req
123. - You all right?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
124. A bomb! There's a bomb up there.Copy !req
125. - They've got a bomb.
- I know. I know.Copy !req
126. Nice fresh melons. Nice fresh melons.
Get them fresh here.Copy !req
127. Good for the cooking, huh?
Look at this, the best.Copy !req
128. - Hi, Lois.
- Hi, Clark.Copy !req
129. Hey!Copy !req
130. Clark.Copy !req
131. - You ever heard of crosswalks?
- Yeah, but you know, I mean...Copy !req
132. Do you have any idea how stupid that was?Copy !req
133. Freak.Copy !req
134. Clark, you know, you were
really lucky that time.Copy !req
135. You gotta be careful. When you
cross the street, look both ways.Copy !req
136. Well, I mean, gee, Lois,
usually I do, you know.Copy !req
137. - Come in.
- Hi.Copy !req
138. You know, maybe you ought to
get your glasses checked.Copy !req
139. Uh, well, you know, not everybody can
have x-ray vision, you know, Lois.Copy !req
140. Do I detect a note of
jealousy in that voice?Copy !req
141. Jealousy? No, no. Not me.Copy !req
142. Golly, Lois, what are you doing?Copy !req
143. When was the last time
you heard me sneeze?Copy !req
144. You are never gonna hear me sneeze again.Copy !req
145. - No?
- No. I read this book...Copy !req
146. ...and it says that if you get 1000
milligrams of vitamin C every day...Copy !req
147. ...you stay in perfect health.Copy !req
148. Golly, 1000? That's certainly a
lot of oranges, isn't it, Lois?Copy !req
149. - There are pills. I've seen them.
- Pills.Copy !req
150. That's the modern way to do things.Copy !req
151. This is natural.Copy !req
152. Besides, I get my exercise that way.Copy !req
153. And, Clark, you don't have to be jealous.Copy !req
154. - Uh, I don't?
- No, you got so much going for you.Copy !req
155. I do?Copy !req
156. Do you mind if I give you a
little constructive criticism?Copy !req
157. - Well, actually, yes, I...
- You gotta be more aggressive.Copy !req
158. You have to go from the instinct.Copy !req
159. You see something, you
want it, you go for it.Copy !req
160. That's what I do.Copy !req
161. Yes, I've noticed. Perhaps
I could help you there.Copy !req
162. Oh, thanks. That would be great.Copy !req
163. Let me see now...Copy !req
164. Oh, I see.Copy !req
165. Just put the orange in there.
That's really very clever.Copy !req
166. Clark.Copy !req
167. You know that I wouldn't say ail those
things to you if I didn't really care.Copy !req
168. - You do?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
169. I mean, what else are friends for?Copy !req
170. - Friends, huh?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
171. Here, Clark.Copy !req
172. Here's to friendship.Copy !req
173. Hm.Copy !req
174. This is how it ends for the
greatest criminal mind of our time.Copy !req
175. Not with a whimper, not with a bang.Copy !req
176. How do they choose to
reward Lex Luthor...Copy !req
177. ...the greatest genius in this world?Copy !req
178. Do they give him glory or treasure?
What, matter of fact, do they give him?Copy !req
179. Life plus 25, Luthor. Get to work.Copy !req
180. Don't feel bad, Mr. Luthor.
It almost worked.Copy !req
181. I mean, California almost fell
down, right in the ocean.Copy !req
182. Millions of people was almost killed.Copy !req
183. If it hadn't been for that guy
Superman, that overgrown Boy Scout.Copy !req
184. - I want my Liberace record back tonight.
- There's a scratch on it.Copy !req
185. What are you gonna do
with a guy like that?Copy !req
186. He flies around so fast and everything.Copy !req
187. I mean, they can't even trace
that guy on that radar they got.Copy !req
188. Every time they try, he just flies off.Copy !req
189. - Where?
- North.Copy !req
190. Why?Copy !req
191. To ski?Copy !req
192. Otis, every man has his vulnerable point.Copy !req
193. Some, like you, Otis, have more than one.Copy !req
194. I didn't see Superman's in time.Copy !req
195. But now, through patience,
invention, and skill...Copy !req
196. ...my little black box
is just about ready.Copy !req
197. - Oh, that little black box in our cell?
- Shh!Copy !req
198. That little black box, Mr. Luthor...Copy !req
199. ...what's it for?Copy !req
200. That little black box, Otis, goes
beyond any conventional radar.Copy !req
201. - It tracks alpha waves.
- Oh.Copy !req
202. Alpha waves. Hm.Copy !req
203. Those alpha waves will take
me north to his secret.Copy !req
204. And his secret will give me Superman.Copy !req
205. The MAB is 196 at 0.5.Copy !req
206. We ought to see the old beauty
when we top the rise there.Copy !req
207. Follow the bouncing ball for a while.
It's giving me a headache.Copy !req
208. Anyway, somebody's gotta
check up on those guys.Copy !req
209. Yeah, I keep on forgetting about them.Copy !req
210. How long they been up there, 45 days?Copy !req
211. The whole world's forgotten about it.Copy !req
212. Houston calling Artemis ll.Copy !req
213. Houston calling Artemis ll. Come in.Copy !req
214. - Morning, Houston.
- Hold on, Nate.Copy !req
215. - Yo.
- How are things going?Copy !req
216. Ail systems normal, Houston.Copy !req
217. - Andy is out doing the geological survey.
- Okay.Copy !req
218. More rocks. Nice.Copy !req
219. And cosmonaut Boris is
getting some soil samples.Copy !req
220. By the way, Boris and I are engaged.Copy !req
221. I had a feeling about you guys
when I saw your Rorschach tests.Copy !req
222. Just a little detente
humor there, Houston.Copy !req
223. Surface conditions unchanged?Copy !req
224. Well, it's mighty pretty out there.
Mighty...Copy !req
225. - ...pretty.
- Mighty pretty.Copy !req
226. Right.Copy !req
227. Look, Nate?Copy !req
228. Nate, wake up, will you?Copy !req
229. That's it. I'm dreaming.Copy !req
230. Artemis, come in.Copy !req
231. Well, Houston, we seem to have
an unidentified flying object.Copy !req
232. Unidentified?Copy !req
233. - What does it look like?
- Well...Copy !req
234. ...a lot like a girl.Copy !req
235. You.Copy !req
236. - What kind of a creature are you?
- Just a man.Copy !req
237. A man?Copy !req
238. What a fragile sort of life form this is.Copy !req
239. Houston, come in. Come in, Houston.Copy !req
240. Come in, Houston. Come in.Copy !req
241. Attempting manual liftoff.Copy !req
242. Can somebody hear me?Copy !req
243. Houston!Copy !req
244. Come in, Houston!Copy !req
245. Oh, no. No!Copy !req
246. Somebody help me!Copy !req
247. - Artemis, this is Houston calling.
- What's up?Copy !req
248. - Artemis, Houston calling. Come in.
- What's going on?Copy !req
249. - I don't know. We've lost contact.
- So?Copy !req
250. Well, we really...Copy !req
251. Artemis, come in, please.
Houston calling.Copy !req
252. What was that he said before?
He saw a girl?Copy !req
253. - I thought he said "curl."
- What's a curl?Copy !req
254. Isn't that what the old Canaveral
guys used to call a comet...Copy !req
255. ...with an east-west trajectory?Copy !req
256. How should I know? I was back
in high school in those days.Copy !req
257. Strange. I tore those
metal fibers like paper.Copy !req
258. And what he did was amazing.Copy !req
259. - Something is happening.
- Yes, to all of us.Copy !req
260. The closer we come to an
atmosphere with only one sun...Copy !req
261. ...a yellow sun...Copy !req
262. ...the more our molecular density
gives us unlimited powers.Copy !req
263. They come from there.Copy !req
264. A place called Houston.Copy !req
265. Then we will go there too...Copy !req
266. ...to rule.Copy !req
267. Finally, to rule.Copy !req
268. Three-eighty, out.Copy !req
269. Three-eighty-one, out.Copy !req
270. Three-eighty-two, out.Copy !req
271. Three-eighty-three, out.Copy !req
272. Three-eighty-four, out.Copy !req
273. Three-eighty-five, out.Copy !req
274. Lights out, Luthor.Copy !req
275. I said, lights out.Copy !req
276. You guys are about 10 seconds away
from solitary, you know that?Copy !req
277. I told you to...Copy !req
278. Freeze, freeze.Copy !req
279. Go out there and find it.Copy !req
280. - What am I looking for?
- You'll know when you see it.Copy !req
281. I think I found it.Copy !req
282. What is it?Copy !req
283. It's a ladder, you dummy.Copy !req
284. - Hi, Miss Teschmacher.
- Sh!Copy !req
285. Come on.Copy !req
286. Hurry up. Hurry up.Copy !req
287. Come on, hurry.Copy !req
288. Otis, hold that ladder. Hurry up.Copy !req
289. ...50-yard line, touchdown!
Oh, what a beautiful play.Copy !req
290. But there's a marker downfield.
It could be against...Copy !req
291. - Come up.
- Come on.Copy !req
292. Here I come, Mr. Luthor.Copy !req
293. - Get off. Get off.
- Otis!Copy !req
294. - We're sinking!
- Get off, get off!Copy !req
295. Excuse me.Copy !req
296. If you'd like to carry Mrs.
Smith over the threshold...Copy !req
297. it's sort of traditional.Copy !req
298. I can give you a hand if
you have trouble lifting.Copy !req
299. - No, of course not.
- Honey. Thanks, I'll walk.Copy !req
300. Certainly, dear.Copy !req
301. - Well, here you are.
- Well, sure is pink.Copy !req
302. Careful with the bags, please, sir.Copy !req
303. Is this your first visit
to Honeymoon Haven?Copy !req
304. - Together, anyway.
- Yes.Copy !req
305. Let me just show you some
of our special features.Copy !req
306. These are our Flames of Love, exclusive
with this motel in the area.Copy !req
307. If you want the flames to go
higher, you just pull this.Copy !req
308. Oh, I see.Copy !req
309. - Look, dear. That's kind of romantic.
- In July?Copy !req
310. - Honey?
- For a nominal charge...Copy !req
311. ...our staff photographer
will be happy to prepare...Copy !req
312. ...a special souvenir album
of your honeymoon stay.Copy !req
313. He'll photograph you in some of
our more intimate locations...Copy !req
314. ...in the tub for two,
on the bearskin rug.Copy !req
315. Gee, real polyester!Copy !req
316. And here's the bed.Copy !req
317. Right. Thank you.Copy !req
318. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
319. Oh, of course. Um...Copy !req
320. - Thank you.
- Thank you, sir.Copy !req
321. And have a happy...Copy !req
322. ...whatever.Copy !req
323. Ugh! Can you believe this?Copy !req
324. Posing as newlyweds to expose a
honeymoon racket in Niagara Falls.Copy !req
325. - Well...
- What a waste of a great writer.Copy !req
326. Writers.Copy !req
327. Perry White and his
Sunday magazine exposes.Copy !req
328. How am I supposed to get a Pulitzer
Prize writing about a pink bear?Copy !req
329. I don't know, I think this kind
of thing should be exposed.Copy !req
330. They get kids who are just starting
out, and take them for every cent.Copy !req
331. - That's what Mr. White says.
- Yeah?Copy !req
332. On the other hand, this is kind of nice.
Complimentary champagne.Copy !req
333. - Kissing contest tonight.
- Really?Copy !req
334. Lois, would...? Uh...Copy !req
335. No.Copy !req
336. Hey, look at this.Copy !req
337. Lois? Gee.Copy !req
338. Look what I found. A
complimentary corsage.Copy !req
339. Yeah, everything's complimentary
around here till you get the bill.Copy !req
340. Yeah.Copy !req
341. Gee, you look very pretty.Copy !req
342. Thank you, Clark.Copy !req
343. Sure.Copy !req
344. You know, Lois, um, I
was sort of thinking...Copy !req
345. Well, later on... Well, I...Copy !req
346. I was wondering what you wanted
to do about the arrangements.Copy !req
347. What arrangements, Clark?Copy !req
348. Well, um, I was thinking
primarily about the, um...Copy !req
349. ...sleeping arrangements.Copy !req
350. - Mr. Smith?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
351. - The complimentary couch.
- Right.Copy !req
352. What? Oooh.Copy !req
353. Gosh, it's alive.Copy !req
354. Very good, Miss Teschmacher. Very good.Copy !req
355. Why am I here? What am I doing here?Copy !req
356. Miss Teschmacher, is this
a philosophy seminar?Copy !req
357. No. This is a getaway.Copy !req
358. - Getaway.
- Right.Copy !req
359. Lex, how could you do that to Otis?Copy !req
360. What else is ballast for?Copy !req
361. Miss Teschmacher...Copy !req
362. ...north. Due north.Copy !req
363. Right. North.Copy !req
364. - Where's Jimmy when I need him?
- Golly, isn't it beautiful?Copy !req
365. Yes, gorgeous. Gorgeous.Copy !req
366. - Lois?
- Yeah?Copy !req
367. Look. Everybody's holding hands.
Maybe we should hold hands too, huh?Copy !req
368. - Here's my hand, Clark. Hold it.
- Thanks.Copy !req
369. You know what? They're afraid to let go.Copy !req
370. - Why?
- They let go, straight to the lawyer.Copy !req
371. Oh, I don't know about that.
They look kind of happy to me.Copy !req
372. That's because you're blind, Clark.Copy !req
373. - Oh, yeah.
- Here.Copy !req
374. - No, I've got it. No, I...
- Yeah. Clark.Copy !req
375. You've gotta look after yourself.
You've only got one pair of eyes.Copy !req
376. - God.
- Lois?Copy !req
377. - Now, here.
- Right.Copy !req
378. - Don't say I never did anything for you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
379. Son! Excuse me, please.Copy !req
380. - Be careful.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
381. Get down! Get down!Copy !req
382. You embarrass me here
in front of everybody.Copy !req
383. Lois, did you see what almost happened there?
That little boy...Copy !req
384. Hey, I'm hungry. You hungry?Copy !req
385. - Lois, you're amazing.
- Why, because I'm hungry?Copy !req
386. No. Here you are standing in front of one
of nature's most awesome spectacles...Copy !req
387. ...and you're thinking about food.
Aren't you impressed?Copy !req
388. Clark, once a girl's seen
Superman in action...Copy !req
389. ...Niagara Falls kind of
leaves you cold, you know?Copy !req
390. Him again, huh?Copy !req
391. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
392. I have a one-track mind, don't I?Copy !req
393. Well, my one-track mind is
telling me that I'm hungry.Copy !req
394. - Hot dog?
- Hot dog.Copy !req
395. Hot dog.Copy !req
396. Could I have some orange juice?Copy !req
397. - Freshly squeezed.
- Freshly squeezed, I know. Okay.Copy !req
398. Hey, Mom. Look!Copy !req
399. Yeah, honey. That's nice.Copy !req
400. Okay, it's two mustard and relish, and...Copy !req
401. Oh, my God!Copy !req
402. Help!Copy !req
403. Somebody help!Copy !req
404. Somebody do something!Copy !req
405. Way to go, Superman!Copy !req
406. What a nice man. Of course he's Jewish.Copy !req
407. - There you go.
- Again, again!Copy !req
408. No, I'm sorry. Only one
ride to a customer.Copy !req
409. Superman. Superman, it's me, Lois!Copy !req
410. Come here. You're gonna get it!Copy !req
411. - Give me a heart attack here.
- It's me. It's Lois.Copy !req
412. Lois Lane.Copy !req
413. Well, hello and goodbye.Copy !req
414. What's the hurry? I mean, seeing as
you happen to be in Niagara Falls?Copy !req
415. Happen to be in Niagara Falls.Copy !req
416. And Clark...Copy !req
417. Clark is not around, as usual.Copy !req
418. Hmm.Copy !req
419. Lois?Copy !req
420. Hey, Lois?Copy !req
421. - Here you go.
- Where were you?Copy !req
422. I was getting hot dogs. What do you mean?Copy !req
423. Well, it just seems kind of strange to
me that every time Superman's around...Copy !req
424. ...you disappear.Copy !req
425. Superman? You mean he was here?Copy !req
426. - Golly.
- And you weren't. As usual.Copy !req
427. So, what have you got to say about that?Copy !req
428. Darn, I forgot your orange juice.Copy !req
429. Clark.Copy !req
430. No orange juice?Copy !req
431. Mush! Mush!Copy !req
432. I am mushing.Copy !req
433. Ice and snow. Is this
your idea of a good time?Copy !req
434. A good time? Is that all you care about?Copy !req
435. North, Miss Teschmacher.Copy !req
436. North. North, north, north!Copy !req
437. Yes, Lex. North.Copy !req
438. Look. It's his home.Copy !req
439. It's Superman's home.Copy !req
440. Oh, good, more ice.Copy !req
441. - Fantastic.
- Fantastic.Copy !req
442. It's fantastic!Copy !req
443. The construction goes far beyond
any known architectural theory.Copy !req
444. - It's beautiful.
- Beautiful.Copy !req
445. - This place is genius.
- Genius.Copy !req
446. - Lex.
- I'll be all right.Copy !req
447. No, me.Copy !req
448. Oh! Ah!Copy !req
449. Why can't you be more careful?Copy !req
450. - It's beautiful.
- Beautiful.Copy !req
451. - It has everything.
- Wrong.Copy !req
452. - Why didn't you go before we left?
- That was two days ago.Copy !req
453. This looks like some
kind of control panel.Copy !req
454. - Don't touch anything.
- Don't touch anything.Copy !req
455. - Ice.
- I said, don't touch it.Copy !req
456. - It's not ice.
- It looks like a crystal.Copy !req
457. Kryptonian memory bank.
Education crystal number 308.Copy !req
458. - I told you it's a crystal.
- Shut up.Copy !req
459. Earth culture, section B.Copy !req
460. Trees by Joyce Kilmer
of the Planet Earth.Copy !req
461. What's this?Copy !req
462. I think that I shall never seeCopy !req
463. A poem lovely as a tree.Copy !req
464. - A tree whose hungry mouth...
- He's not here.Copy !req
465. It's a voice from the past. That's cute.
That's very cute.Copy !req
466. A tree that looks at God all day...Copy !req
467. I like trees.Copy !req
468. So does your average cocker spaniel.
Give me another one.Copy !req
469. No, no, no. The big one there.Copy !req
470. Kal-El, my son...Copy !req
471. ...as keeper of the
archives of Krypton...Copy !req
472. ...it falls to me to tell you of the
darkest episode in our planet's history.Copy !req
473. Now, this I wanna hear.Copy !req
474. After eons of harmony, there appeared
among us three rebel elements.Copy !req
475. What you would call on Earth "criminals."Copy !req
476. Criminals. My kind of people.Copy !req
477. Despite all our efforts, we were
unable to change their evil natures...Copy !req
478. ...their evil ways.Copy !req
479. And as you know, we had no death penalty.Copy !req
480. - Sensible enough.
- Therefore...Copy !req
481. ...our scientists constructed
the Phantom Zone.Copy !req
482. In it, we placed these
three arch criminals...Copy !req
483. ...imprisoning them
there for all eternity.Copy !req
484. No possibility for parole?Copy !req
485. Your father, Jor-El, thought long
and hard upon that question.Copy !req
486. - I asked the right question.
- And there is one danger.Copy !req
487. The Phantom Zone might...Copy !req
488. ...just might, be cracked by a
nuclear explosion in space.Copy !req
489. I wish you had not asked me that.Copy !req
490. I didn't ask anything.Copy !req
491. We do not know what would
happen if they were to escape.Copy !req
492. On Krypton, these villains
were uncontrollable.Copy !req
493. On Earth, they would have the
same powers, each one of them...Copy !req
494. ...that you have.Copy !req
495. - Think of it.
- The first of the three...Copy !req
496. - Three.
- ...is their leader, General Zod.Copy !req
497. - Three super villains.
- Together with Non and Ursa...Copy !req
498. Each one with the same power he has.Copy !req
499. Each one totally dedicated to
corruption, violence and evil.Copy !req
500. That explains the three alpha waves
I've been getting on my black box.Copy !req
501. They'll need a contact on Earth.Copy !req
502. Someone with the same contempt for life,
liberty and the pursuit of happiness.Copy !req
503. South, Miss Teschmacher.Copy !req
504. You know, it's really amazing.Copy !req
505. I never started to put
it together before now.Copy !req
506. It's just kind of funny, because a good
reporter doesn't let anything slip by her.Copy !req
507. No, of course not.Copy !req
508. Well, I'm beginning to get the picture.Copy !req
509. As usual, Lois, I really don't
know what you're talking about.Copy !req
510. Tell you what, I'll meet
you back at the hotel.Copy !req
511. What's your hurry, Superman?Copy !req
512. Sorry?Copy !req
513. I gotta admit, your
disguise is nearly perfect.Copy !req
514. You had me fooled.Copy !req
515. And I am nobody's fool, believe me.Copy !req
516. No, of course not, Lois.Copy !req
517. I mean, you just have
an active imagination.Copy !req
518. You just get carried away sometimes.Copy !req
519. - I understand. Lt can happen to anybody.
- Listen.Copy !req
520. I'm so sure that you're Superman, that
I'm willing to bet my life on it.Copy !req
521. What?Copy !req
522. Now, if I'm right, you'll
turn into Superman.Copy !req
523. And if I'm wrong...Copy !req
524. ...you've got yourself
one hell of a story.Copy !req
525. You think I'm Superman?Copy !req
526. Boy, you certainly have
some imagination, Lois.Copy !req
527. For a minute you almost had me convinced.
For a minute.Copy !req
528. Bye-bye, baby.Copy !req
529. Oh, my God!Copy !req
530. Excuse me, please.Copy !req
531. Superman!Copy !req
532. Lois, swim. Swim!Copy !req
533. Help!Copy !req
534. Look out for the rocks! Oh, God.Copy !req
535. Clark!Copy !req
536. Lois, grab the branch!Copy !req
537. What?Copy !req
538. Help!Copy !req
539. Lois, you all right?Copy !req
540. I gotcha.Copy !req
541. Here, here, here!Copy !req
542. Clark!Copy !req
543. You're what I thought was Superman?Copy !req
544. Sorry.Copy !req
545. This is really embarrassing.Copy !req
546. So this is planet Houston.Copy !req
547. A very strange surface.Copy !req
548. A primitive sort of life form.Copy !req
549. Hm...Copy !req
550. Did you see that?Copy !req
551. Did you see what I did?Copy !req
552. I have powers beyond reason here.Copy !req
553. We all have them, my dear.Copy !req
554. Boy, I sure must have
looked like an idiot.Copy !req
555. Jumping in the river, waiting for Mr.
Wonderful...Copy !req
556. ...who obviously had better things to do.Copy !req
557. Well, I'm sure it must have been
something very important, Lois.Copy !req
558. And then thinking that you were...Copy !req
559. if Perry White could see me now.Copy !req
560. Where's my comb?Copy !req
561. God, not only have I lost
my mind, I've lost my comb.Copy !req
562. Clark, can you pass me that
brush over there, please?Copy !req
563. Sure.Copy !req
564. Clark!Copy !req
565. - No, no, no. It's okay.
- Let me see your hand. Give it to me.Copy !req
566. - No, no. It's all right, Lois.
- Let me look at it.Copy !req
567. - You are Superman.
- Lois, come on. Don't be s...Copy !req
568. I'm sorry.Copy !req
569. No, you don't have anything
to be sorry about.Copy !req
570. I don't know why I did that.Copy !req
571. Maybe you wanted to.Copy !req
572. I don't think I did.Copy !req
573. Well, maybe you didn't
want to with your mind...Copy !req
574. ...but maybe you wanted
to with your heart.Copy !req
575. We'd better talk.Copy !req
576. I'm in love with you.Copy !req
577. Well, we really better talk.Copy !req
578. I'm listening.Copy !req
579. We can't talk here. Perry will call at
about 6 to find out what's happening.Copy !req
580. "What's happening"? That's the
understatement of the year.Copy !req
581. Where do you wanna talk?Copy !req
582. Lois.Copy !req
583. Now that you know, I think
you should know it all.Copy !req
584. I want to.Copy !req
585. Let's go to my place.Copy !req
586. Maybe I should change first.Copy !req
587. Maybe you should too.Copy !req
588. - They have a wide selection.
- I can't eat fish.Copy !req
589. You can eat anything you want, Duane.
You can eat meat and potatoes.Copy !req
590. I couldn't go anywhere where
I was expected to eat fish.Copy !req
591. They got beans.Copy !req
592. I can't eat beans. I'll come
out in a rash if I eat beans.Copy !req
593. Look, Duane...Copy !req
594. ...they have a wide selection.Copy !req
595. I think I'll try the fish.Copy !req
596. I don't know. From the look of them,
I'll bet $10 they're from Los Angeles.Copy !req
597. Hey, you hippies, get
your butts off the road!Copy !req
598. I like the globe. It flashes
red like our Krypton sun.Copy !req
599. But not this irritating noise.Copy !req
600. Make way.Copy !req
601. Did I hear right?Copy !req
602. That son of a bitch give me an order?Copy !req
603. Duane, you take care of it.Copy !req
604. - But I...
- Duane.Copy !req
605. You gotta learn to kick ass,
you wanna be a peacemaker.Copy !req
606. Ail right. Just what in the hell
do you think you're doing here?Copy !req
607. What is this symbol?Copy !req
608. Do you follow another leader?Copy !req
609. Follow the leader?Copy !req
610. Holy skunk sweat.Copy !req
611. - All right.
- A weapon of some sort.Copy !req
612. Huh?Copy !req
613. Wha...? Oh!Copy !req
614. How the hell did you do that?Copy !req
615. Jesus H. Christ.Copy !req
616. Crude noisemaker.Copy !req
617. I'm just checking the tire, you know.Copy !req
618. - Wow, this is your home?
- No.Copy !req
619. Actually, I live in the city,
about three blocks from you.Copy !req
620. No, this is a very special place for me.Copy !req
621. I wanted you to see it.Copy !req
622. Listen, you warm enough?Copy !req
623. I guess I should be
freezing, but I'm not.Copy !req
624. Good.Copy !req
625. Come on, let me show you.Copy !req
626. You see? You only smell strong.Copy !req
627. Whoa, baby!Copy !req
628. It's only because I didn't want to
lose my place in the orchestra.Copy !req
629. Oh, my. The circus is in town.Copy !req
630. Hey, sweet thing. Set
them buns down here.Copy !req
631. Let's just hold hands.Copy !req
632. Let me know if this tickles.Copy !req
633. Mm-hm.Copy !req
634. Your right front tire is flat, Duane.Copy !req
635. - Sheriff, what happened?
- Willie.Copy !req
636. I think my arm's broke.Copy !req
637. Girl or no girl, you're
gonna spit teeth. Get up.Copy !req
638. What the Sam hill?Copy !req
639. Is that you, Boog?Copy !req
640. Uh, oh. Uh...Copy !req
641. Ail right. Get them up and keep them up!Copy !req
642. These humans are beginning to bore me.Copy !req
643. - Please, mister...
- He's a general.Copy !req
644. Please, Mr. General.
Please let my daddy down.Copy !req
645. Hey... Hey! Hey, hey!Copy !req
646. You okay, Jody?Copy !req
647. See, when my father died...Copy !req
648. That's my Earth father, I mean.Copy !req
649. ...I found this crystal.Copy !req
650. - Huh?
- Uh...Copy !req
651. This is kind of hard to
explain, but you see, it, um...Copy !req
652. It called to me.Copy !req
653. Oh.Copy !req
654. Yeah. And it brought me here.Copy !req
655. It helped me to build this place.Copy !req
656. Well, actually, it built it, really.Copy !req
657. But, um...Copy !req
658. ...that's when I found out who I
really was, and what I had to do.Copy !req
659. So, what do you think? You like it?Copy !req
660. Like it?Copy !req
661. It's incredible.Copy !req
662. I mean, not that it couldn't
use a woman's touch, you know?Copy !req
663. - Especially around dinnertime.
- Dinner. Oh.Copy !req
664. I'm sorry. See, I don't
usually do too much about...Copy !req
665. Listen, tonight, sky's the limit.
Anything you want.Copy !req
666. - I'm home.
- Oh!Copy !req
667. Should we eat?Copy !req
668. - Sure.
- Great.Copy !req
669. Good morning, America. This
is East Houston, Idaho.Copy !req
670. Until yesterday, a middle-American town
that Middle America had forgotten.Copy !req
671. But today, the population...
Exaggerated reports put it at 123.Copy !req
672. ...Has increased by three.Copy !req
673. And these three new arrivals
bring destruction in their wake.Copy !req
674. As I look west into East
Houston this morning...Copy !req
675. ...I see a town gripped with fear.Copy !req
676. Who's the big guy?Copy !req
677. Okay, yeah, we've gotta be a...Copy !req
678. - No.
- We've got a crack...Copy !req
679. ...in that diode.Copy !req
680. - Come in on him if you can.
- Try to wiggle it.Copy !req
681. Who else is seeing this?Copy !req
682. Well, with this satellite linkup, just
about everybody. The whole planet.Copy !req
683. The whole planet Houston?Copy !req
684. Earth. The whole planet Earth.Copy !req
685. Get over to the commentator.Copy !req
686. You may continue.Copy !req
687. As the extraordinary story continues...Copy !req
688. - As this extraordinary...
- Enough of this man.Copy !req
689. If the whole planet is watching, let's
show them something interesting.Copy !req
690. Throw down your arms and surrender!Copy !req
691. This is an order.Copy !req
692. General Zod does not take orders.
He gives them.Copy !req
693. Hey, you all right, buddy?Copy !req
694. He was in the line of that fire
and nothing happened to him.Copy !req
695. I haven't seen the likes
of this since Superman.Copy !req
696. Yes? Yes.Copy !req
697. The Newsbeat control room has informed me
that a fleet of helicopter gunships is...Copy !req
698. - Mr. President, sir, can't we...?
- There's nothing anybody can do.Copy !req
699. They have such powers,
nothing can stop them.Copy !req
700. Where's Superman?Copy !req
701. Where is he? Why doesn't he do something?Copy !req
702. General Smythson has said that
nuclear weapon strikes...Copy !req
703. ...have been ruled out because of the
danger to the civilian population.Copy !req
704. Starting fire run now.Copy !req
705. Stand by, rockets.Copy !req
706. Fire one.Copy !req
707. Fire again.Copy !req
708. Locked on target. Gotta take a run now.Copy !req
709. The rockets didn't have any effect.Copy !req
710. Look. They need machines to fly.Copy !req
711. What bravery.Copy !req
712. Be nice to them, my dear.
Blow them a kiss.Copy !req
713. We're out of control.
We don't understand.Copy !req
714. We're coming in, coming down.
Can't control it!Copy !req
715. We're coming down.Copy !req
716. I win.Copy !req
717. I always win.Copy !req
718. Is there no one on this
planet to even challenge me?Copy !req
719. - Mmm. That was good.
- I thought we might, uh...Copy !req
720. ...abandon the orange juice for once.Copy !req
721. - Here, cheers.
- Cheers.Copy !req
722. Must be tough being Clark Kent, isn't it?Copy !req
723. No. No, I really...Copy !req
724. I really like it sometimes.Copy !req
725. Even though I do make a fool of myself.Copy !req
726. But, you know, if it weren't for
him, I never would have met you.Copy !req
727. But he is you.Copy !req
728. - It's kind of confusing.
- Not to me, it isn't.Copy !req
729. For the first time in my life...Copy !req
730. ...everything's clear.Copy !req
731. I'm gonna go change into
something more comfortable.Copy !req
732. Come forward.Copy !req
733. Your general wishes to speak.Copy !req
734. I am General Zod, your ruler.Copy !req
735. Yes, today begins a new order!Copy !req
736. Your lands, your possessions...Copy !req
737. ...your very lives will gladly be
given in tribute to me, General Zod.Copy !req
738. In return for your obedience...Copy !req
739. ...you will enjoy my generous protection.Copy !req
740. In other words, you will
be allowed to live.Copy !req
741. So you are a general?Copy !req
742. And who is your superior?Copy !req
743. - I answer only to the president.
- And he will answer to me.Copy !req
744. Or all of his cities will
end up like this one.Copy !req
745. Your father and I have tried to
anticipate your every question, Kal-El.Copy !req
746. This is the one we hoped
you would not ask.Copy !req
747. But I have to, because she's
everything I want in life.Copy !req
748. And she, the one you have chosen...Copy !req
749. ...she feels as much for you?Copy !req
750. Yes.Copy !req
751. Then, if this is what you wish...Copy !req
752. ...if you intend to live
your life with a mortal...Copy !req
753. ...you must live as a mortal.Copy !req
754. You must become one of them.Copy !req
755. This crystal chamber has harnessed
the rays of the red sun of Krypton.Copy !req
756. Once exposed to these rays...Copy !req
757. ...all your great powers on
Earth will disappear forever.Copy !req
758. But consider.Copy !req
759. Once it is done, there is no return.Copy !req
760. You will become an ordinary man.Copy !req
761. You will feel like an ordinary man.Copy !req
762. You can be hurt like an ordinary man.Copy !req
763. Oh, my son, are you sure?Copy !req
764. Mother...Copy !req
765. ...I love her.Copy !req
766. You did all that for me?Copy !req
767. Huh. I don't know what to say.Copy !req
768. - Just say you love me.
- Oh.Copy !req
769. Thousands of hours to create,
and they defaced it in seconds.Copy !req
770. Imagine what they'll do to
the world if we resist.Copy !req
771. The whole place is gonna fall!Copy !req
772. Watch it!Copy !req
773. You are the one they call president?Copy !req
774. I am.Copy !req
775. I see you are practiced in
worshipping things that fly.Copy !req
776. Good.Copy !req
777. Rise before Zod.Copy !req
778. Now, kneel before Zod.Copy !req
779. You are not the president.Copy !req
780. No one who leads so many could
possibly kneel so quickly.Copy !req
781. I am the man they are protecting.Copy !req
782. I am the president.Copy !req
783. I'll kneel before you
if it will save lives.Copy !req
784. It will.Copy !req
785. Starting with your own.Copy !req
786. What I do now...Copy !req
787. ...I do for the sake of
the people of the world.Copy !req
788. But there is one man here on Earth
who will never kneel before you.Copy !req
789. Who is this imbecile? Where is he?Copy !req
790. I wish I knew.Copy !req
791. Oh, God.Copy !req
792. Zod.Copy !req
793. Hey.Copy !req
794. You're awfully quiet over there.
I'm supposed to be the shy one.Copy !req
795. Yeah, I was just thinking...Copy !req
796. ...I can't believe what
you've given up for me.Copy !req
797. Are you kidding? I didn't do it
for you, Lois, I did it for us.Copy !req
798. See, I told you there'd be
a hot dog place somewhere.Copy !req
799. Okay. It sure takes longer
when you can't fly.Copy !req
800. Hurry up.Copy !req
801. - Come on.
- Okay.Copy !req
802. My back's stiff.Copy !req
803. Come on, it's my treat. Come on.Copy !req
804. Oh, boy, it's Mr. Wonderful.Copy !req
805. Thank you.Copy !req
806. - Do you have a men's room?
- Yeah. Right in the corner.Copy !req
807. - Want to sit down?
- Yeah.Copy !req
808. Hi, what would you folks like?Copy !req
809. I'd like a cheeseburger with
everything on it, and a Coke...Copy !req
810. ...an order of fries and
a side salad, please.Copy !req
811. - And for you, sir?
- I'll think about it when I get back.Copy !req
812. Right. That's one cheeseburger...Copy !req
813. - Steak and eggs, over easy, coffee.
- Can I have my Coke?Copy !req
814. Coming right up.Copy !req
815. - Sorry, that seat's taken.
- It is now, sweetheart.Copy !req
816. Can I buy you something to eat?Copy !req
817. No, thank you.Copy !req
818. Excuse me. I think you're
sitting in my seat.Copy !req
819. Your seat's in there, four-eyes.Copy !req
820. Gee, I think perhaps somebody ought
to teach you some manners, sir.Copy !req
821. Yeah? Well, let me know when he comes in.Copy !req
822. - Look, Clark, we can just...
- Honey.Copy !req
823. Excuse me, sir, would you
care to step outside?Copy !req
824. I said, excuse me, sir, would
you care to step outside?Copy !req
825. Now, listen, Rocky, your
steak's coming right up.Copy !req
826. Keep it on the flame, Ron.
This is just a minute steak.Copy !req
827. After you.Copy !req
828. - Clark.
- It's all right, honey.Copy !req
829. Clark!Copy !req
830. You all right, fella?Copy !req
831. He's gonna be fine, just give me that.Copy !req
832. - Clark?
- Blood. It's my blood.Copy !req
833. I think maybe we ought to
hire a bodyguard from now on.Copy !req
834. I don't want a bodyguard. I want
the man I fell in love with.Copy !req
835. I know that, Lois.Copy !req
836. I wish he were here.Copy !req
837. Clark.Copy !req
838. Boy, you just don't have enough
sense to stay down, do you?Copy !req
839. Settle down!Copy !req
840. I don't like your meat anyway.Copy !req
841. Oh, God.Copy !req
842. Clark? Clark?Copy !req
843. Clark, can you get up?Copy !req
844. - It's all right. Come on. I got you.
- Go slow. Try and get up in that chair.Copy !req
845. - Sit down.
- I'm all right. I'm all right.Copy !req
846. Okay, everybody, he's all right. Just relax.
We'll have some fresh coffee.Copy !req
847. I'll turn the box on.Copy !req
848. We interrupt this program
for an urgent message...Copy !req
849. ...from the President
of the United States.Copy !req
850. This is your president.Copy !req
851. On behalf of my country, and in the name
of the other leaders of the world...Copy !req
852. ...with whom I have today consulted...Copy !req
853. ...I hereby abdicate...Copy !req
854. ...all authority and control
over this planet...Copy !req
855. ...to General Zod.Copy !req
856. Zod.Copy !req
857. Only by strict compliance
with all his directions...Copy !req
858. ...will the lives of
innocent millions be spared.Copy !req
859. Superman, can you hear me?Copy !req
860. - Superman, where...?
- Who is this Superman?Copy !req
861. - You'll find out. And when you do...
- Come to me, Superman, if you dare.Copy !req
862. I defy you.Copy !req
863. Come! Come and kneel before Zod.Copy !req
864. Zod!Copy !req
865. - Here? When?
- When?Copy !req
866. Where the hell have you been, Mac?
On a desert island?Copy !req
867. I have to go back.Copy !req
868. You can't go back.Copy !req
869. - There's no way now.
- I have to.Copy !req
870. I've gotta try, damn it. I've
gotta try something, anything.Copy !req
871. It's not your fault.Copy !req
872. You didn't know this was gonna happen.Copy !req
873. They knew.Copy !req
874. I heard them.Copy !req
875. I just didn't listen.Copy !req
876. Hey, come on! Please!Copy !req
877. God.Copy !req
878. Father?Copy !req
879. Mother?Copy !req
880. Boy, I really wish you could hear me.Copy !req
881. Because I need you.Copy !req
882. See, I...Copy !req
883. I, uh...Copy !req
884. I failed.Copy !req
885. Father!Copy !req
886. You're master of all you survey.Copy !req
887. And so I was yesterday.Copy !req
888. And the day before.Copy !req
889. Hello, there.Copy !req
890. Lex Luthor.Copy !req
891. You've heard the name? The
greatest criminal mind on Earth.Copy !req
892. I told you this was a puny planet.Copy !req
893. Wait just a moment.Copy !req
894. Wait until you get to know me better.
Will you, please?Copy !req
895. Wait. Look, I can give
you anything you want.Copy !req
896. I can give you the brass ring...Copy !req
897. ...the unlimited freedom
to maim, kill, destroy.Copy !req
898. Pius, Lex Luthor's keen mind.
Lex Luthor's savvy.Copy !req
899. Lex Luthor's career guidance.
Lex Luthor's School of Better...Copy !req
900. We have all of this without you.Copy !req
901. You cannot bargain with
what you don't have.Copy !req
902. Magnificent One...Copy !req
903. ...what I am bargaining with
is what you do not have.Copy !req
904. The son of Jor-El.Copy !req
905. - The son of Jor-El? On this planet?
- Aye.Copy !req
906. Possibly you know him better
by his nom de voyage...Copy !req
907. ...or his name he travels under:Copy !req
908. - Superman.
- Oh.Copy !req
909. So this is Superman.Copy !req
910. How do you know of Jor-El?Copy !req
911. My Fullness, as I explained
to you before...Copy !req
912. ...I'm about the best there is.Copy !req
913. Revenge.Copy !req
914. We will kill the son of our jailer.Copy !req
915. - Revenge.
- Revenge! Now we're cooking.Copy !req
916. - He flies, then?
- Constantly.Copy !req
917. - He has powers as we do?
- Certainly.Copy !req
918. But, uh, Magnificent One...Copy !req
919. ...he's just one...Copy !req
920. ...where you are three.Copy !req
921. - Or four, if you count him twice.
- We will bring him to his knees.Copy !req
922. Wait!Copy !req
923. First, you must find him.Copy !req
924. And Lex Baby is the only
one who knows where he is.Copy !req
925. What do you want?Copy !req
926. Well, general...Copy !req
927. ...the world is a big place.Copy !req
928. Thank goodness, uh...Copy !req
929. ...my needs are small.Copy !req
930. As it turns out, I have this
affinity for beachfront property.Copy !req
931. What do you want?Copy !req
932. Australia.Copy !req
933. I can't understand it.Copy !req
934. Where is he? He shows up every
time a cat gets stuck in a tree...Copy !req
935. ...and now he's decided to
pull a disappearing act.Copy !req
936. Maybe we haven't figured
out his game plan.Copy !req
937. Game plan? It's fourth down, the
two-minute warning has sounded...Copy !req
938. ...and the ball is deep in our territory.Copy !req
939. Just how brilliant do you have to be?
I mean...Copy !req
940. Superman's got something up his sleeve.
That's for sure, chief.Copy !req
941. - We just haven't figured it out, right?
- He'll be here!Copy !req
942. If it's at all possible, he'll be here.Copy !req
943. See? Yeah, and she knows his
plays better than anybody.Copy !req
944. Yeah, better than anybody.Copy !req
945. Maybe he hasn't heard
about it yet, chief.Copy !req
946. Sounds like an earthquake.Copy !req
947. Quick, take a picture.Copy !req
948. Get down the back way! Get out!Copy !req
949. Oh! Ow!Copy !req
950. You all right, chief?Copy !req
951. Even with all this knowledge when will
these dummies learn to use a doorknob?Copy !req
952. Hi.Copy !req
953. You should see the White House.
They'll be cleaning for months.Copy !req
954. Lex Luthor.Copy !req
955. You promised me the son of Jor-El.Copy !req
956. Yes, Your Grace.Copy !req
957. But what I've given you
is the next best thing.Copy !req
958. You just hold on to that little
lady, and he'll be along.Copy !req
959. See, they have this relationship.Copy !req
960. She does all his public relations,
and he gives her every exclusive.Copy !req
961. They're the best of friends.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
962. What an undemanding male
this Superman must be.Copy !req
963. You could use a tuck
here and there yourself.Copy !req
964. Wait!Copy !req
965. - Oh, I'm sorry!
- She lives for now.Copy !req
966. Kill the rest, starting with him.Copy !req
967. Wait. Wait.Copy !req
968. Don't you remember the White House?
The Oval Room?Copy !req
969. We had a few laughs, right?Copy !req
970. General...Copy !req
971. ...would you care to step outside?Copy !req
972. Superman!Copy !req
973. Superman, thank God.Copy !req
974. I mean, get him!Copy !req
975. Come to me, son of Jor-El!Copy !req
976. Kneel before Zod!Copy !req
977. Watch out. You all right?Copy !req
978. Wait there.Copy !req
979. Son of Jor-El.Copy !req
980. We were beginning to
think you were a coward.Copy !req
981. I'm not a coward, Zod.Copy !req
982. Let him prove it.Copy !req
983. Then die as you deserve to!Copy !req
984. Come on, come on, Superman! Get him!Copy !req
985. Man, this is gonna be good.Copy !req
986. Take him. He's yours.Copy !req
987. Come on! Kill him!Copy !req
988. Superman.Copy !req
989. The big one's just as strong as Superman.Copy !req
990. Ah!Copy !req
991. Hold him.Copy !req
992. Wow, home run.Copy !req
993. Oh, my God! My baby!Copy !req
994. Thank you.Copy !req
995. This Superman is nothing of the kind.Copy !req
996. - I've discovered his weakness.
- Yes.Copy !req
997. He cares.Copy !req
998. He actually cares for these Earth people.Copy !req
999. - Like pets?
- I suppose so.Copy !req
1000. Sentimental idiot.Copy !req
1001. He's caged Non.Copy !req
1002. I'll draw his fire...Copy !req
1003. ...with some of my own.Copy !req
1004. Get out of here! The rig's gonna blow!Copy !req
1005. Get away from that truck!Copy !req
1006. - Did you see that?
- They went down there.Copy !req
1007. Hey, what the...?Copy !req
1008. Superman, help us!Copy !req
1009. Superman.Copy !req
1010. I never thought this thing
would go the distance.Copy !req
1011. You people, get back.Copy !req
1012. Here, take the end of this.Copy !req
1013. No! Don't do it!Copy !req
1014. The people!Copy !req
1015. Throw it!Copy !req
1016. - This way, please. This way.
- Help me.Copy !req
1017. Where's your wife, sir? I got her.
I got her. Don't worry.Copy !req
1018. He's dead. He's dead.Copy !req
1019. Superman is dead.Copy !req
1020. He's not coming out.Copy !req
1021. - They've killed Superman.
- Oh, no!Copy !req
1022. - What are we gonna do?
- He's dead.Copy !req
1023. Let's go get them!Copy !req
1024. - Come on, let's go!
- I know judo. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
1025. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
1026. What sound?Copy !req
1027. You forgot your cha...Copy !req
1028. Wait a minute!Copy !req
1029. - I'm holding it, I'm holding it!
- I got it.Copy !req
1030. I can't see what's happening.Copy !req
1031. - My hair!
- Your hair? What about mine?Copy !req
1032. Hold on!Copy !req
1033. Yeah, yeah, I got your message.Copy !req
1034. No, go ahead. Go ahead. Yeah?Copy !req
1035. Yeah? Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1036. Look, he's alive. He's alive!Copy !req
1037. It'll be all right.Copy !req
1038. Come back, please!Copy !req
1039. Please come back!Copy !req
1040. So he is a coward after ail.Copy !req
1041. Damn it!Copy !req
1042. Come back, Superman!Copy !req
1043. What about us?Copy !req
1044. - Don't leave us!
- We can't handle it without you.Copy !req
1045. - It's not our fault.
- He chickened out.Copy !req
1046. Ah, phony!Copy !req
1047. Superman didn't even do nothing.Copy !req
1048. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
1049. Get away from here. Jimmy.Copy !req
1050. Our victory is complete.Copy !req
1051. The son of Jor-El has fled.Copy !req
1052. - Superman fled?
- I don't believe you.Copy !req
1053. - The next time, we will kill him.
- The next time?Copy !req
1054. The next time?Copy !req
1055. What am I gonna do with you people?Copy !req
1056. I held up my end. I
delivered you the blue boy.Copy !req
1057. What do I get from my triple threat?Copy !req
1058. "Bow, yield, kneel." That kind
of stuff closes out a town.Copy !req
1059. Why do you say this to me when
you know I will kill you for it?Copy !req
1060. Kill me? Lex Luthor?Copy !req
1061. Extinguish the greatest
criminal flame of our age?Copy !req
1062. - Eradicate the only man on earth with...
- Kill him!Copy !req
1063. ...Superman's address?Copy !req
1064. Come.Copy !req
1065. The three of us will crush
the son of our jailer.Copy !req
1066. Why not increase his handicap?Copy !req
1067. Since he cares so much for
these Earth creatures...Copy !req
1068. ...let us take his favorite.Copy !req
1069. Hey, ever heard of parachutes?Copy !req
1070. Another small step for mankind.Copy !req
1071. Scruffy.Copy !req
1072. So morbid.Copy !req
1073. A sentimental replica of a
planet long since vanished.Copy !req
1074. No style at all.Copy !req
1075. I expect better manners
from my guests, Zod.Copy !req
1076. We must combine our strength.Copy !req
1077. Fools! Take him!Copy !req
1078. What?Copy !req
1079. We used to play this game at school.
Never was very good at it.Copy !req
1080. Superman, I knew that you'd... Huh?Copy !req
1081. Wrong again, Zod.Copy !req
1082. No, no!Copy !req
1083. Release the general or
we'll tear her apart.Copy !req
1084. Superman, no! No!Copy !req
1085. Superman, don't!Copy !req
1086. Ail right!Copy !req
1087. Did you really think we would
give up our advantage?Copy !req
1088. Now, the son of Jor-El
will be my slave. Forever.Copy !req
1089. If not, the millions of
earthlings you protect...Copy !req
1090. ...will pay for your defiance.Copy !req
1091. Destroy this place.Copy !req
1092. - Hi, guys. Sorry I'm late.
- We have no more use for this one.Copy !req
1093. - Kill him.
- Me?Copy !req
1094. Lex Luthor?Copy !req
1095. General, you came to me with nothing.
I gave you Superman.Copy !req
1096. Silence!Copy !req
1097. Well, look...Copy !req
1098. Watch it. Don't touch me.Copy !req
1099. Guy's a clod.Copy !req
1100. Promises were made, gifts exchanged.Copy !req
1101. I gotta hand it to you, you know.
You always told the truth.Copy !req
1102. A guy always knew where
he stood with you.Copy !req
1103. Try to get them all into
this molecule chamber.Copy !req
1104. It takes away their powers, see...Copy !req
1105. ...and turns them into
ordinary human beings.Copy !req
1106. Now, if you could...Copy !req
1107. Shh, shh!Copy !req
1108. - Don't go in there. It's a trap.
- Luthor, you poisonous snake!Copy !req
1109. That's a molecule chamber.Copy !req
1110. It makes people like you
into people like me.Copy !req
1111. You've done well, Lex Luthor.Copy !req
1112. General, the crystal there
activates the mechanism.Copy !req
1113. Lex Luthor, ruler of Australia...Copy !req
1114. ...activate the machine.Copy !req
1115. Thank you.Copy !req
1116. With your permission.Copy !req
1117. And now, finally...Copy !req
1118. Take my hand...Copy !req
1119. ...and swear eternal loyalty to Zod.Copy !req
1120. He switched it.Copy !req
1121. He did it to them.Copy !req
1122. I mean, the lights were on out here...Copy !req
1123. ...while he was safe in there.Copy !req
1124. Hey, you know something?Copy !req
1125. You're a real pain in the neck!Copy !req
1126. - Are you all right?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
1127. I knew you'd double-cross me, Luthor. A
lying weasel like you couldn't resist.Copy !req
1128. Who, me? Are you kidding?Copy !req
1129. Hey, I was with you all the time.
That was beautiful.Copy !req
1130. Did you see the way they
fell into our trap?Copy !req
1131. Too late, Luthor. Too late.Copy !req
1132. Look. Look, Superman.Copy !req
1133. I got a proposition for you.Copy !req
1134. Now, don't stop me till
you've heard this...Copy !req
1135. ...because I know I owe you one, but
we're in the North Pole, right?Copy !req
1136. Let's wipe the slate clean.Copy !req
1137. If you give me a ride back, I promise
to turn over a whole new leaf...Copy !req
1138. It looks so beautiful from up here.Copy !req
1139. I guess I'll never get
to fly with you again.Copy !req
1140. Oh, no. Anywhere you want to go.Copy !req
1141. You don't have to worry.Copy !req
1142. I'll never tell them who you really are.Copy !req
1143. I know, Lois. I know.Copy !req
1144. See you later.Copy !req
1145. - Hi, Leueen.
- Hm.Copy !req
1146. Hi.Copy !req
1147. How'd you sleep? All right?Copy !req
1148. No, I didn't close my eyes all night.Copy !req
1149. - Look, Lois...
- I understand, I understand.Copy !req
1150. I sat up all night listening
to the voices of reason.Copy !req
1151. You know how vile it is to hear
the first bird of the morning...Copy !req
1152. ...when you've been crying all night?Copy !req
1153. - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry too.Copy !req
1154. I guess it's sort of like being
married to a doctor, you know.Copy !req
1155. The doctor gets awakened in
the middle of the night...Copy !req
1156. ...and the wife has to cope
with the fact that he's gone.Copy !req
1157. I guess I'm just too selfish.Copy !req
1158. No, no. You're not selfish at all.Copy !req
1159. Yes, I am selfish when it comes to you.
I am selfish.Copy !req
1160. And I'm jealous of the whole world.Copy !req
1161. Lois, it may not be easy for you to
hear this now, but someday you'll...Copy !req
1162. Clark...Copy !req
1163. Look, don't tell me that
I'll meet somebody.Copy !req
1164. You're kind of a tough
act to follow, you know.Copy !req
1165. Now, I'm gonna be fine. You
don't have to worry about me.Copy !req
1166. I like worrying about you.Copy !req
1167. Would you stop?Copy !req
1168. Don't you know that this is killing me?Copy !req
1169. Do you know what it's like to have
you come in here every morning...Copy !req
1170. ...and not be able to talk to you?Copy !req
1171. Not be able to show I have
any feelings for you?Copy !req
1172. Not be able to tell anyone
that I know who you are.Copy !req
1173. I don't even know what to call you.Copy !req
1174. Lois, I don't know what to say.Copy !req
1175. I don't know. Just say that you love me.Copy !req
1176. Um... Gee, Lois, are you okay?
What happened?Copy !req
1177. - I just got so dizzy.
- You all right?Copy !req
1178. - I don't know.
- Get her some water, will you?Copy !req
1179. That's what happens when I
don't have orange juice.Copy !req
1180. - I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine!
- Breathe. Breathe, Lois.Copy !req
1181. - I'm breathing, for heaven's sake.
- Good for you. Good.Copy !req
1182. - God.
- Just drink.Copy !req
1183. - Okay.
- Just sip it, sip it, sip it.Copy !req
1184. - I'm fine.
- Boy...Copy !req
1185. What was I talking about before?Copy !req
1186. If I know you, it was
probably about Superman.Copy !req
1187. - Him again?
- Clark, Clark.Copy !req
1188. You've gotta stop being threatened
every time the guy's name's mentioned.Copy !req
1189. Nobody expects you to be
anything but what you are.Copy !req
1190. Well, I'll try to remember that.Copy !req
1191. You better remember that.
I appreciate you.Copy !req
1192. - You do?
- Sure.Copy !req
1193. - Especially if you get me a hamburger.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
1194. A hamburger. At 9 a.m.?Copy !req
1195. Yeah, and everything on it, okay?Copy !req
1196. Everything on it.Copy !req
1197. - Oh, and...
- Orange juice. Sure.Copy !req
1198. Freshly squeezed. Okay.Copy !req
1199. Isn't he a nice guy?Copy !req
1200. Well, let's see what trouble
I can get into today.Copy !req
1201. Leueen.Copy !req
1202. What's happening in the world?Copy !req
1203. Leueen?Copy !req
1204. - Hey, Ron.
- Yeah?Copy !req
1205. Give me another plate of this garbage.Copy !req
1206. Garbage? That's my
number-one special, Rocky.Copy !req
1207. Ail right. Get me some
more coffee too, will you?Copy !req
1208. Gee, that's funny. I've never
seen garbage eat garbage before.Copy !req
1209. Excuse me, sir. I think you're
sitting in my favorite seat.Copy !req
1210. Come and get it, four-eyes.Copy !req
1211. Now cool it, Rocky.Copy !req
1212. Take it easy, will you?Copy !req
1213. I just had this joint fixed.
It cost me a fortune.Copy !req
1214. Oh, God!Copy !req
1215. This order's to go.Copy !req
1216. I'm terribly sorry about
all the damage, sir.Copy !req
1217. Oh, I've been, uh, working out.Copy !req
1218. Good afternoon, Mr. President.Copy !req
1219. Sorry I've been away so long.Copy !req
1220. I won't let you down again.Copy !req