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8. Home.
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- He looked at me.
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- "That place is Earth."
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- three, two, one.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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Return to base.
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It's not safe.
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Now it's our turn.
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- Ultraman!
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- Good morning, Clark.
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- Sorry, Perry.
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- Hey, Steve.
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- "Ma!"
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any good roadkill lately.
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- Like, uh, possum or chitlins...
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- Sorry, Ma,
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- Tell him don't be a stranger.
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- He's so fine.
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over 20 million in property damage.
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- Wonder what?
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completely kick Superman's ass.
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what ties there are
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right afterwards. Great guy.
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all these interviews with Superman, Clark.
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about good journalism, Lois.
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my flying armored forces, the Raptors.
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we call PlanetWatch.
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any otherworldly threat.
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to take down the Kryptonian?
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- The disarming Director Crawley.
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- And no one would profit more
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- Well, it kills him, right?
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You love it for dinner.
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- It was very funny today.
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- It was hilarious,
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I stopped a war.
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- Uh, not "maybe." I did.
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- Really.
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- No, no, no. Hold on.
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- Jarhanpur has changed.
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- Where's the button?
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- The Secretary of Defense?
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- Or any US official
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- No, that part was an aside.
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- Which is gone now, by the way.
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Along with all of my history.
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You know I'm not gonna say that.
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- They did.
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Hashtag Supershit.
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- Yeah.
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- No, this is what you do
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- You get mad. You pout.
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444. - Then you pretend...
- I'm not mad.
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445. - like nothing's wrong.
- Nothing is wrong.
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446. Look, I gave you a nice, long interview.
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447. Longer than I ever gave myself, by the way.
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448. Oh, you can time your imaginary
interviews with yourself?
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449. That's a thing you can do?
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450. You got a lot of good stuff.
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451. Some stuff you can't use.
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452. I am well aware.
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453. I knew this would never work.
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454. What does that mean?
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455. Lois?
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456. - What does that mean?
- Nothing, I just...
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457. I told you I wasn't good at relationships.
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458. Okay.
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459. The real Antarctica!
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460. So cool!
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461. It was right ahead.
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462. But how are we going to gain access?
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463. Oh, ye of little faith.
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464. Oh, wow!
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465. Oh, my God!
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466. Superman, I preemptively put up the soothing...
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467. Oh, my. I do apologize,
but this is a restricted area.
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468. Wait. Can we talk...
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469. This is what we came for.
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470. Hopefully, there's something on here
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471. we can use to convince the general
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472. Superman requires immediate action.
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473. I can't stand the metahumans,
but he's so much worse.
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474. Super... man.
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475. He's not a man. He's an it.
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476. A thing with a cocky grin and a stupid outfit
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477. that's somehow become the focal point
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478. of the entire world's conversation.
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479. Nothing's felt right since he showed up.
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480. I know, Lex.
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481. I've sacrificed my own humanity
to help get rid of it.
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482. Can you get in?
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483. Might take a while.
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484. What if the Kryptonian shows up?
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485. Don't worry.
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486. I'm creating a... distraction.
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487. What?
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488. This message...
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489. from his parents.
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490. It's damaged, but there's more.
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491. It's...
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492. I can recover the rest.
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493. Whoa! Got it!
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494. Let it out!
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495. It's an awfully small distraction.
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496. It'll get bigger.
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497. Get! Go!
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498. Get! Get outta here!
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499. The giant animal
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500. was first spotted early this morning
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501. in a Jitters coffee shop about seven feet tall,
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502. but it has apparently been growing.
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503. Everybody okay?
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504. Hey, buddy. Eyes up here.
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505. Deep, slow breaths, ma'am.
You're gonna be fine.
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506. Everybody, clear the area.
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507. He's just so cheap, like, so obnoxious.
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508. You know what I mean?
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509. You can afford $1,000 concert tickets...
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510. Finally a bit of good news
amid the chaos here this morning.
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511. The Justice Gang has arrived on the scene.
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512. That's Green Lantern, Hawkgirl
and Mr. Terrific.
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513. They're funded by the LordTech corporation.
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514. Get him!
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515. Hey!
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516. Heel, boy!
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517. - What's the skinny?
- Its hide is tough,
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518. but, uh, it's off balance.
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519. I've been trying to figure out a way
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520. to get it out of here alive.
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521. Get it someplace where we can study it.
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522. - Oh, come on, man.
- What?
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523. Go for its eyes!
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524. My knee! Guy, help!
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525. I made giant oven mitts!
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526. Good for you, asshole!
I'm getting blinked to death!
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527. Come on, be careful!
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528. Oh!
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529. Good gosh! There's gotta be
a better way to do this.
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530. Come on.
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531. Authorities are saying there haven't been
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532. any signs yet of loss of life,
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533. thanks to Metropolis hometown hero, Superman,
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534. but the damage to property
could be in the millions.
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535. City spokespeople...
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536. How's it going with that guy you were seeing?
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537. You were saying you weren't sure about it?
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538. Yeah. He's...
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539. a little strange.
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540. Ooh!
Kaiju steaks all around, huh?
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541. I was hoping we could capture it
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542. and take it to an intergalactic zoo or...
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543. at least euthanize it less painfully.
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544. Come on, bro.
Don't be such a wuss.
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545. 'Ey! Just another day in
the life of the Justice Gang!
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546. Not our name.
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547. It's just a working name.
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548. Could very well prove to be permanent though.
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549. - Probably not!
- Good chance though, I'm saying.
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550. You okay? Everybody okay?
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551. Just like to say thank you
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552. on behalf of LordTech Industries
for the opportunity...
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553. Why is nobody clapping?
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554. Come here.
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555. This has to be BS.
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556. Well, they couldn't be mistaken?
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557. Oh, no.
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558. Well, that sounds very disturbing, Lex.
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559. Twenty-eight of the world's top linguists
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560. have confirmed the translation
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561. and 30 of the top forensic computer techs
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562. have confirmed the validity
of the footage itself.
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563. Any chance they're mistaken?
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564. Unfortunately, no.
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565. - You have the footage?
- Yes.
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566. Let's take a look.
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567. We love you more than heaven, our son.
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568. We love you more than land.
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569. Our beloved home is soon to be gone forever.
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570. But hope vitalizes our hearts,
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571. and that hope is you, Kal-El.
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572. We have searched the universe
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573. for a home where you can do the most good.
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574. And live out Krypton's truth.
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575. That place is Earth.
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576. I don't get it. What's bad about that?
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577. The people there are simple
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578. and profoundly confused.
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579. Weak of mind and spirit and body.
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580. Lord over the planet
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581. as the last son of Krypton.
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582. Dispatch of anyone
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583. unable or unwilling to serve you, Kal-El.
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584. Take as many wives as you can,
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585. so your genes and Krypton's might and legacy
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586. will live on in this new frontier.
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587. Do us proud, our beloved son.
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588. Rule without mercy.
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589. But what about all the kind acts
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590. Superman has performed over the years,
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591. saving countless lives?
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592. No. He's grooming us.
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593. Lulling us into complacency,
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594. so he can dominate without resistance,
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595. forging a path for his
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596. super-powered descendants to rule the Earth.
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597. I will not accept that. Will you?
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598. - You seem upset.
- I'm...
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599. I'm scared.
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600. I will admit that, I am scared.
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601. Because who knows how large
his secret harem is already?
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602. Oh, hell no!
Let me in! I'm serious!
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603. Dude, you got a secret harem?
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604. No, Guy, of course I don't have a harem.
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605. If any of that message is even remotely true,
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606. then you are exactly the kind of alien threat
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607. I was commandeered by the Green Lantern Corps
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608. to protect this planet against.
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609. - Back off, Guy!
- Oh.
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610. Make a move, Big Blue.
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611. Guy, relax.
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612. Was the message real or not?
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613. The first half.
The first half is... is real.
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614. The second half was damaged
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615. in the t-trip from Krypton to Earth.
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616. - So it's-it's gotta be doctored.
- No way, Clark.
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617. I know these computer forensics guys.
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618. They're not gonna say it's legit
unless they are sure.
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619. I'm so sorry, man,
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620. but there's no way that message is fake.
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621. Where'd they get the footage though?
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622. Are you considering bringing
Superman in for questioning?
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623. We're talking with the President,
and we are reviewing our options now.
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624. I'm sorry, but I have to go, Miss Lane.
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625. And if you did, when would that...
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626. You buying this?
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627. I don't put anything past Luthor, Rick.
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628. But the message is authentic.
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629. If the Kryptonian is a danger, we have to act.
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630. I was a big Superman fan.
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631. I supported him all the time online and stuff,
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632. but now?
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633. I mean, I hope he rots in hell.
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634. I don't care.
You're supposed to get out!
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635. Get me some pictures.
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636. We have a deadline!
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637. Where is he? Get there now!
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638. Don't call me Chief.
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639. Okay. I'm gonna do my job.
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640. It's no wonder the Kryptonian
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641. interfered with Boravia's interests.
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642. Boravia wants to save the people of Jarhanpur.
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643. And Superman wants to keep them enslaved!
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644. Also, from what I hear,
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645. he finds Boravian women
the most physically attractive
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646. and wants to add them to his secret harem.
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647. I have a question, President Ghurkos.
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648. Thank you.
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649. We did it, Lex!
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650. I wouldn't celebrate until
the alien is off the board.
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651. Oh, here. I brought you a donut.
From Dough's Holes.
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652. New shop in Park Ridge, of all places.
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653. The fake message, a stroke of genius.
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654. It's not fake.
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655. He is here to kill us. I knew it!
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656. At Superman's fortress,
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657. I hoped to get the knowledge to help destroy him.
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658. Little did I know, his own parents
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659. would be providing it.
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660. Oh.
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661. Right? Yeah.
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662. Been thinking of opening one
in my half of Jarhanpur.
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663. Four. Four. What happened?
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664. I tried to protect Superman.
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665. How did Luthor get in here?
It's keyed into my DNA.
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666. Must protect Superman.
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667. Four.
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668. I'm sorry, friend.
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669. Krypto?
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670. Krypto!
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671. Well, yeah, that's gonna become...
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672. - Lex, I tried to stop him.
- It's fine, Heather.
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673. Superman, we finally meet.
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674. - Would you like a coffee or tea?
- Where's the dog?
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675. Dog?
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676. The dog, Luthor!
You took the dog!
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677. That's right, Eve, get all of this.
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678. Where's the dog?
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679. I have no clue what you're talking about.
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680. He's just a dog.
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681. I don't know what dog you're talking about.
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682. Ugly dog in a cape?
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683. - What did you say?
- Hmm?
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684. I didn't say anything.
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685. You heard what he said!
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686. You heard him! He took him!
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687. I mean, it seems to me,
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688. that the only rabid animal
around here is Superman.
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689. Ever since the discovery
of the Kryptonian's master plan,
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690. he's gone off the deep end.
Thoughts, Chris?
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691. Can't say I'm surprised, Cleavis.
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692. It's guys like this, they always got
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693. a whole bunch of dark, ugly secrets.
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694. What do you mean,
"guys like this?"
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695. Thinks he's better than everybody else.
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696. Makes this declaration
he's against killing people
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697. unless it's absolutely necessary.
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698. Really, dude?
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699. It kinda sounds like
you're trying to make the guys
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700. who are a little more
edgier than you look like jerks.
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701. - Know what I mean?
- Mm-hmm.
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702. A lot of these guys, these...
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703. heroes from the magazines,
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704. they're obsessed with me.
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705. 'Cause I'm more jacked than they are.
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706. They know they don't have...
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707. You have a dog?
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708. No, not really. It's more of
a... foster situation.
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709. Cocoa.
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710. You were out there helping them?
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711. Oh, no, that's just, uh...
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712. That's just some dimensional imp.
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713. They've got that handled.
I was looking for the dog.
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714. You okay?
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715. The footage is not what it looks like, Lois.
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716. Okay.
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717. The ship my parents sent me in
was damaged in transit,
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718. so I only ever heard
the first part of the message.
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719. And I believed I knew how it ended.
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720. That my parents had sent me here
to serve the people of Earth
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721. and to be a good man.
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722. I'm not here to rule over anybody, Lois.
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723. I never thought you were,
even for a moment, Clark.
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724. Oh, that's really good.
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725. I'm sorry we fought.
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726. Me too.
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727. But we're bound to, though.
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728. We're so different.
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729. I was just some punk rock kid
from Bakerline, and you're...
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730. Superman.
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731. - I'm punk rock.
- You are not punk rock.
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732. I like the Strangle-Fellows,
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733. and the P.O.D.s
and the Mighty Crabjoys.
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734. Those are pop radio bands.
They're not punk rock.
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735. The Mighty Crabjoys suck.
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736. Okay, well, a lot of people love 'em.
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737. My point is, I question everything and everyone.
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738. You trust everyone
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739. and think everyone you've ever met is, like...
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740. beautiful.
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741. Maybe that's the real punk rock.
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742. Lois, what did you mean when you said
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743. that you knew this would never work?
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744. I don't know.
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745. I'm gonna go.
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746. The DOJ has a warrant out for my arrest,
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747. so I'm gonna turn myself in.
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748. Wait, what? Why?
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749. Maybe they'll take me wherever they took the dog.
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750. I don't know how else to find him.
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751. It's a dog.
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752. Yeah, and he's not even a very good one, but...
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753. he's out there alone.
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754. And he's probably scared.
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755. I love you, Lois.
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756. I probably should have
told you that a long time ago.
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757. Is that necessary?
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758. I'm coming in on my own accord.
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759. No one read me my rights.
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760. Courts decided those rights don't apply
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761. to extraterrestrial organisms.
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762. Therefore, at this point, Superman,
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763. you don't have any rights to read.
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764. The government is very well aware
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765. of the potential limitations detaining you,
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766. so we've outsourced your confinement
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767. and your interrogation to PlanetWatch.
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768. PlanetWatch?
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769. I'm sorry about this.
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770. Hey!
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771. Twice in two days.
What a pleasure.
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772. Luthor.
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773. Your obsession with me
is getting a little creepy.
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774. Don't worry. Tall, dark,
and Martian isn't my type.
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775. - Kryptonian.
- Eh, same diff.
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776. where are we?
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777. A pocket universe.
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778. I replicated the Big Bang
with a LuthorCorp mega-collider,
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779. tearing a tiny hole between
the two universal fabrics.
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780. I'm able to access it from
multiple dimensional portals
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781. I've set up around the globe.
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782. Rex, the metahuman known as the Element Man,
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783. has been called into service
for a specific purpose.
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784. He can metamorphose into any known substance.
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785. Even substances foreign to this planet, like...
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786. Kryptonite.
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787. Once again, Vasil Ghurkos is sending troops
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788. to the Jarhanpurian border.
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789. Superman's been out of commission
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790. less than a day, and already
Boravia's pulling this crap?
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791. - Right?
- What?
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792. Sorry, I'm trying to figure out
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793. how Lex Luthor's connected to all this.
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794. How's that a mystery?
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795. LuthorCorp sells arms
to Boravia, Boravia goes to war,
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796. Luthor sells more arms and gets richer than ever.
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797. - Nope.
- No?
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798. Uh-uh.
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799. I have a connection at BodaBank.
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800. Boda handles the transactions
between LuthorCorp and Boravia.
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801. Yes, LuthorCorp sold them
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802. approximately 80 billion dollars' worth of arms,
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803. but for those arms,
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804. Boravia paid only
1.625 billion dollars.
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805. So Luthor gave them arms
for free? For what?
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806. That's the 78 billion,
375-million-dollar question.
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807. Have you found out
where they're holding Superman?
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808. No one in the government'll say.
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809. Luthor seems to be working to disable Superman
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810. just so he can't stop the invasion of Jarhanpur.
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811. Why?
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812. That's way too much sugar, Lois.
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813. I party like a rock star, choir boy.
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814. Still can't hide the taste of petroleum.
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815. God!
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816. Lex is holding Superman in a pocket universe.
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817. A what?
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818. I don't know what a pocket universe is.
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819. Neither does my source.
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820. They don't know anything about anything, really.
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821. But for sure he's in a pocket universe.
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822. Who's your source?
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823. I can't say, but you owe me.
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824. Big time.
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825. Like...
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826. I can't even tell you how big.
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827. I love you, Jimmy Olsen.
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828. - I love you.
- Love you.
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829. Just my Monkey-Bots here, farming outrage 24/7.
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830. Trashing you online.
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831. Hashtag Supershit.
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832. Krypto.
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833. How do you contain a super dog?
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834. You beam super squirrels into its brain.
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835. We'll learn what we can.
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836. Then we'll put the varmint down.
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837. It will undoubtedly be painful.
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838. Mr. Luthor, please!
I swear...
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839. This is our private correctional institution.
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840. Yeah, most cells are rented out to governments
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841. who want to keep their incarcerations
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842. of political agitators private.
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843. Others are for more personal transgressions.
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844. Fleurette wrote a blog about me.
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845. There are few things I hate
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846. more than petty ex-girlfriends.
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847. You wouldn't be telling me any of this if you...
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848. If we ever planned
on letting you out? No.
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849. You'd be terminated already if it was up to me.
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850. First, the government has some
questions they want answered.
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851. Rex. Look who it is.
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852. You be sure to keep our guest in check.
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853. Little Joseph certainly
wouldn't want it any other way.
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854. I'll be back tomorrow to get the answers we need.
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855. Hey, handsome.
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856. Come on over.
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857. - Hi!
- Hey, Eve.
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858. Oh, sorry we had to meet here,
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859. but Lex is always accessing traffic cameras,
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860. so he knows where I am.
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861. I really don't understand why
you stay in that relationship.
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862. 'Cause he made a point to tell
me about all his ex-girlfriends
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863. he had imprisoned in his pocket universe.
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864. - What?
- Right?
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865. - How's your mom?
- My mom?
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866. Oh, I love her so much.
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867. I think of her as my mom,
even more than my own mother.
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868. Oh, she feels the same way,
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869. from the-the one time that you guys met.
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870. - Yeah?
- So, hey. Okay.
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871. - Yes. Yes.
- Eve?
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872. There seems to be some sort of connection
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873. between Boravia and your boyfriend.
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874. - I'm not clear on what...
- Oh.
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875. What's wrong?
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876. What's "oh"?
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877. I thought you wanted to see me, Jimmy.
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878. I do but, Eve,
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879. how could I even really see you
with Lex still in the picture?
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880. You're just trying to get information out of me.
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881. I swear to God, that's not it.
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882. I-I just know that if I could
get some real dirt on him,
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883. then maybe the two of us could...
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884. Could be together again?
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885. Yeah.
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886. But you said my toes look like
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887. someone spilled shrimp cocktail on the floor.
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888. You have unconventional toes.
Who cares?
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889. There's other parts of you that people would
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890. find very attractive.
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891. Lex tortured a dog the other day.
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892. - Jesus Christ!
- I know.
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893. - I have to go.
- Eve.
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894. Please see what you can find out.
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895. - Okay.
- Yes! Yes!
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896. Okay.
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897. I'm-I'm putting 'em in my pocket.
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898. Okay.
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899. Joseph. He's your son?
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900. Don't talk to me.
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901. Please.
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902. I could fly over and get him if you just...
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903. if you'd stop with the Kryptonite.
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904. There's no way out of here,
okay? So, just...
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905. - There's always a way.
- I said don't talk to me!
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906. I told you.
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907. Don't talk to me!
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908. Yeah, so what do you want me to do?
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909. Where's the creamer?
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910. On the counter, where it always is.
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911. He's in your group, right?
The, um, uh...
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912. - What's it called, again?
- The Justice Gang.
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913. - No.
- We're not called that.
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914. Yeah, your name is Mr. Terrific.
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915. You don't get a vote with a name like that.
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916. I also voted against it.
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917. Yes.
And as leader, I get tiebreaker.
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918. No, Superman is not officially a member.
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919. Because you don't want him to vote.
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920. You know which way that would go.
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921. Shut up. He's kidding.
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922. So, how do you even know Superman anyway?
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923. I... just... do.
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924. So you know about the hypno-glasses?
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925. Now she does.
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926. I'm not saying who he is, just
that he wears hypno-glasses.
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927. They make his face...
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928. Terrific, how do they work?
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929. They make his face look different
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930. in your brain when he wears them.
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931. So that you don't know who he is.
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932. Yes, I know this, first of all.
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933. But, second of all, you really
shouldn't be telling me this
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934. in case I don't know who he is.
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935. So, you know he's Clark Kent?
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936. Oh, my God.
Why does he trust everyone?
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937. He doesn't. Just us because
we are also of the cloth.
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938. "Of the cloth?"
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939. - What are we gonna do?
- About what?
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940. Superman! He's your friend!
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941. Some friend.
Came here to rule over me?
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942. It would be difficult to find him.
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943. I put nanobot GPS trackers
into Superman's bloodstream.
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944. You can see where his trail ends
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945. abruptly right here at Fort Kramer,
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946. a dormant military post across
the river about ten miles down.
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947. Even if he was dead, those
trackers would still be there.
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948. So, all this leads me to believe,
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949. as your article surmised,
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950. he really is in a pocket universe.
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951. You put nanobot GPS trackers
in your friend's bloodstream?
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952. Oh, I do that to everybody.
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953. So, okay. Come on.
Let's go to Fort Kramer then.
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954. The four of us, and find out what's going on.
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955. And then do what?
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956. Save him.
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957. You wanna break a federally
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958. incarcerated prisoner out of jail?
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959. Look, I think this is being done
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960. to keep him from interfering
with the Boravian invasion.
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961. No, you look.
I'm a Green Lantern, lady.
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962. That means I took a vow
not to get involved in politics.
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963. Oh, that's part of the vows?
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964. It's implied. Yeah.
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965. An implied vow?
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966. Every time there's something
he doesn't want to do,
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967. he says it's part of some vow.
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968. Oh, I swear to God.
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969. I am two seconds away
from forming a giant hammer,
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970. and beating you both to death.
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971. Is Supes here to take over the world?
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972. I don't know. Probably not.
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973. But the risk is just not worth the beef
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974. between the US government and the Justice Gang.
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975. Not our name.
Makes us sound like cowboys.
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976. But I agree with the rest.
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977. So you're just gonna let your friend rot
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978. in a pocket universe?
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979. That haircut should be against your vows.
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980. That what?
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981. That what should be what?
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982. I'll have you know 348 chicks say otherwise.
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983. Hey!
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984. What?
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985. I'm not saying we're gonna save him, but...
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986. I think we can at least check out what's going on
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987. with your boyfriend at this Fort Kramer.
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988. He's not...
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989. We're just seeing each other.
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990. But thanks.
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991. You want me to drive?
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992. We'll take my ride.
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993. You have a flying saucer,
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994. but you couldn't get a faster garage door?
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995. I haven't worked on that yet.
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996. I'm not even sure how I feel.
Honestly.
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997. - What?
- About Clark.
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998. He's not my boyfriend.
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999. We've actually just been seeing each other...
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1000. - Yeah, lady, just to be clear,
- for a couple of months...
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1001. I'm not into people's emotions.
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1002. Yeah, no, totally.
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1003. I'm just thinking out loud.
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1004. I was gonna break up with him, actually.
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1005. I mean, we had this huge fight,
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1006. and he told me he loved me, and it just didn't...
Copy !req
1007. Q&A time, alien.
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1008. Today we have a special guest.
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1009. I'm familiar with him.
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1010. And the smell of his piss
as we flew across the desert.
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1011. That is a lie!
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1012. No, not Vasil.
He's just here as an observer.
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1013. Mali.
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1014. Now, the US government
has a few questions for you.
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1015. Luthor, I barely know him.
He gave me food one time.
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1016. Who are you working with here on Earth?
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1017. I'm not working with anyone, Luthor.
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1018. Don't tell him nothing, Superman.
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1019. I have no family or nothing.
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1020. Luthor, don't do this.
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1021. You eating my food was a great honor, Superman.
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1022. - Ooh.
- No.
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1023. - Got lucky on that one.
- No, please.
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1024. No, Luthor,
don't do this. Please.
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1025. Let's try another question, shall we, Superman?
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1026. - Luthor, don't do this.
- Who raised you as a child?
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1027. - I can't.
- I believe in you, Superman!
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1028. - No!
- Don't tell him...
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1029. I didn't imagine that would go so quickly.
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1030. I'm sorry, it's...
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1031. Mr. Handsome.
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1032. I'll be back later with someone
else you've chatted with,
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1033. and I'll kill them too.
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1034. Maybe that reporter
you always do interviews with.
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1035. Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent next.
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1036. No, no, no, no.
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1037. Restricted area, pal!
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1038. Get back to your vehicle and get out of here!
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1039. Whoa! What do we got here?
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1040. Hey! You see this guy?
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1041. Unbelievable.
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1042. - Hey!
- Um...
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1043. You at the wrong address, bro.
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1044. That's his path.
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1045. DNA trail leads to that tent.
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1046. Keep moving, clown.
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1047. Isn't that one of those Justice guys?
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1048. It's just the smart one.
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1049. Hey! You heard the man.
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1050. I am giving you one last chance to stop!
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1051. I was just about to say the same to you.
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1052. Fire!
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1053. Fall back! Fall back!
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1054. Get out of the way!
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1055. Cover me!
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1056. Flank right!
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1057. Holy shit.
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1058. Unbelievable.
Copy !req
1059. That jackass did create a pocket universe.
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1060. And that's... bad?
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1061. When creating a pocket universe,
if you are just one picometer off,
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1062. you will have a black hole
where Earth used to be.
Copy !req
1063. And every time you enter or exit,
Copy !req
1064. you risk tearing a hole in the fabric of reality.
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1065. You're kidding.
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1066. It's the type of reckless science
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1067. Lex Luthor specializes in.
Copy !req
1068. What are they doing?
Copy !req
1069. They're trying to hack it.
Copy !req
1070. So, I guess you decided to help.
Copy !req
1071. Only because it'll piss off Green Lantern.
Copy !req
1072. Thanks.
Copy !req
1073. He just killed that poor guy.
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1074. Mali. His name was Mali.
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1075. And I didn't... I... I didn't...
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1076. I didn't do anything.
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1077. You said you can get to my son, right?
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1078. Ooh.
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1079. Why are you still gross-looking?
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1080. I don't know.
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1081. I thought that...
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1082. It must be the sun.
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1083. What are you... What sun?
There's no sun here.
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1084. That's the problem.
I need to heal.
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1085. I get my powers from the yellow sun.
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1086. Just... give me a second.
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1087. Come on!
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1088. Hell, yeah. We're in.
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1089. Whoa! An antiproton river.
Copy !req
1090. - Do we rappel?
- Rappel?
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1091. Where am I gonna get the gear to rappel
Copy !req
1092. into a pocket universe?
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1093. I don't know.
Maybe it comes out of your...
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1094. circles or something.
Copy !req
1095. - Circles?
- What?
Copy !req
1096. - T-spheres.
- Okay.
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1097. They're three-dimensional.
Circles are flat.
Copy !req
1098. Sorry.
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1099. Unbelievable.
Copy !req
1100. This place is filthy with black hole vortexes,
Copy !req
1101. and that antiproton river
will tear us apart in seconds.
Copy !req
1102. We cannot go in ourselves.
Copy !req
1103. Copy.
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1104. I can't make a sun.
Copy !req
1105. I know.
Copy !req
1106. I can only make something kind of like a sun.
Copy !req
1107. - What?
- All right.
Copy !req
1108. Okay.
Copy !req
1109. Okay, we got hydrogen, and deuterium.
Copy !req
1110. And we got helium.
Copy !req
1111. - And compression, obviously.
- What are you doing?
Copy !req
1112. Hey! Hey, no, no. Stop!
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1113. Enough! You're, you're gonna
get all of us in trouble!
Copy !req
1114. Hey, bro, what are you doing?
Stop that!
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1115. He's doing something in here!
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1116. Guards! Guards!
He's doing something!
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1117. No, you are not going to take credit for this.
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1118. I am the one that saw it first.
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1119. Oh, take a hike, Barbie!
Copy !req
1120. - I'm getting the credit for it!
- Barbie?
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1121. These two are gonna get us killed!
Copy !req
1122. Guards! Guards!
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1123. - Raptors! Raptors!
- In here! Guards! Guards!
Copy !req
1124. I'm seeing something that you'd all wanna see!
Copy !req
1125. Joey!
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1126. You have to take him.
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1127. I can't carry him when I change forms.
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1128. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no, no! Krypto! Krypto!
Copy !req
1129. Stop! Krypto! Krypto! Stop!
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1130. You're gonna
squash the baby. Stop!
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1131. What do you see?
Did you find him?
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1132. Oh, my God! What is that?
Copy !req
1133. Portal's been open too long.
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1134. We can't stand here much longer.
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1135. Aw, you look like shit.
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1136. I'm fine.
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1137. I think we need to get to those portals up there.
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1138. Uh, right. How do we...
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1139. work them?
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1140. I don't know, but we'll figure it out.
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1141. Yeah.
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1142. Joey!
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1143. Kill him! He's still weak!
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1144. All right, freak. Nice and slow.
Back in the cage.
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1145. What are you gonna do, splash us?
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1146. Yes. With fluoroantimonic acid.
Copy !req
1147. Do you have him?
Copy !req
1148. - Hot damn.
- What?
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1149. It's a flying dog.
Copy !req
1150. - Uh-oh.
- What?
Copy !req
1151. Come on, come on!
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1152. No, no, no! No!
Copy !req
1153. Black hole!
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1154. Oh, boy!
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1155. Krypto! Come here, boy!
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1156. I can't get out of this!
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1157. Krypto!
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1158. It's a black hole!
We'll never get out of it!
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1159. Pull us out!
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1160. Krypto! Come!
Copy !req
1161. Stop it! Krypto! Help us out!
Copy !req
1162. Bad boy!
Copy !req
1163. Rex!
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1164. Joey!
Copy !req
1165. Man, you are so weird.
Copy !req
1166. - Do you have him?
- Them.
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1167. Superman, a mean dog in a cape,
Copy !req
1168. a weird baby, and a squiggle man.
Copy !req
1169. What?
Copy !req
1170. - Terrific?
- Follow me!
Copy !req
1171. Krypto! No! Leave it!
Copy !req
1172. Are you kidding me?
Copy !req
1173. Those things aren't cheap!
Copy !req
1174. Oh, my gosh. Thank you.
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1175. Hey, buddy.
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1176. Hey. Hey.
Copy !req
1177. - You came to get me.
- Yeah.
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1178. There's more people...
being held prisoner in there.
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1179. We gotta go get 'em.
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1180. - Whoa.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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1181. Not through here, you can't.
Not with you like this.
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1182. Clark, what the...
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1183. It's Kryptonite poisoning.
Copy !req
1184. He'll heal, but it'll take a day or two.
Copy !req
1185. Get him someplace safe.
Take the T-craft.
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1186. The controls are easy and intuitive.
Copy !req
1187. I need to stay back here and
make sure the portal is secure.
Copy !req
1188. Okay... okay.
Copy !req
1189. Okay.
Copy !req
1190. Okay.
Copy !req
1191. No. Dog? Dog, I really need to...
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1192. No. Dog, I really need you to...
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1193. Come on.
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1194. Okay. Intuitive.
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1195. Yeah. For sure.
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1196. Okay.
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1197. That's it.
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1198. Whoa!
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1199. Pick that up!
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1200. Eve! Get out of here, you idiot!
Copy !req
1201. Go!
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1202. Move!
Copy !req
1203. How the hell
could he have gotten free? Hmm?
Copy !req
1204. We need to find him.
Copy !req
1205. Eve?
Copy !req
1206. Oh, I'm so done, Jimmy.
Copy !req
1207. Oh, um...
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1208. I have everything you need to ruin Lex forever.
Copy !req
1209. What? where?
Copy !req
1210. Oh, I have it right here.
Copy !req
1211. How dare he throw a pencil at me?
Copy !req
1212. He's gonna regret harming me
for the rest of his life.
Copy !req
1213. Such a jerk.
Copy !req
1214. But if I send you this, Jimmy...
Copy !req
1215. Uh-huh.
Copy !req
1216. You have to promise me
we get to hang this weekend.
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1217. Just the two of us.
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1218. Uh...
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1219. - Okay.
- Yeah? Okay! Yay!
Copy !req
1220. Uh-huh. How, uh... How long?
Copy !req
1221. - All weekend.
- All weekend?
Copy !req
1222. Oh, my God, Jimmy!
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1223. I'm sorry this is such
a major imposition on your life!
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1224. No, it's not an imposition, I...
Copy !req
1225. I can tell you don't really think so.
Copy !req
1226. - No, no, no, no, no...
- Eve?
Copy !req
1227. Come on, Eve.
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1228. I'm... I'm Martha. This is Jon.
Copy !req
1229. - I'm Lois. Hi.
- Lois.
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1230. Here, Son.
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1231. Hi, Ma.
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1232. Ma, they sent me here to rule over everyone.
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1233. They sent me here to kill people.
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1234. Clark, that ain't... that ain't...
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1235. Is our boy gonna be okay?
Copy !req
1236. Yes. Mr. Terrific says yes.
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1237. Don't mind him, Lois.
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1238. He's just a big ol' mush.
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1239. Especially when it comes to Clark.
Copy !req
1240. This girl is obsessed with you?
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1241. Uh-huh.
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1242. How do you do it, Jimmy?
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1243. Look, I didn't even want to bother you,
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1244. but you told me to call
with anything I got, so I...
Copy !req
1245. Yeah, but I thought you said
she disappeared off the line.
Copy !req
1246. I don't know. She might have
dropped her phone in the toilet.
Copy !req
1247. She does that a lot.
Copy !req
1248. Well, I'm not really sure
that sexy selfies are...
Copy !req
1249. Your hot ex is a genius.
Copy !req
1250. - Hot?
- We have to talk to Perry.
Copy !req
1251. I'll be there as soon as I can, okay?
Copy !req
1252. Sending sexy selfies
behind the back of Lex Luthor?
Copy !req
1253. She has to be the biggest idiot in the world.
Copy !req
1254. Lex, he just told you, the portal was destroyed!
Copy !req
1255. The dimensional aperture is still there...
Copy !req
1256. Syd, tell him!
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1257. which we can open remotely, so open it.
Copy !req
1258. It is not... safe!
Copy !req
1259. We can close the aperture later
Copy !req
1260. by inputting the coordinates, correct?
Copy !req
1261. - Theoretically.
- Great!
Copy !req
1262. If we can't find him, we'll need to draw him out.
Copy !req
1263. But Lex, that could tear
Copy !req
1264. a dimensional rift into the surrounding area!
Copy !req
1265. This is something you think I don't know?
Copy !req
1266. - That shouldn't happen.
- Oh, you don't say!
Copy !req
1267. - Can you... Can you stop it?
- Can I stop it?
Copy !req
1268. This is why you don't create
a damn pocket universe.
Copy !req
1269. There. Superman
won't be able to ignore that.
Copy !req
1270. Now we know where he'll be next.
Copy !req
1271. Thought you was out here.
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1272. Hey, Pa.
Copy !req
1273. Never seen you sleep that long.
Copy !req
1274. Last week me, Ma, Hector and them,
Copy !req
1275. we took a drive to Beerki's Burritos
Copy !req
1276. down in Luttus.
Copy !req
1277. Like the one that used to be out
by that old, uh, blue barn,
Copy !req
1278. out on that I-9, you remember that?
Copy !req
1279. - Mm-hmm.
- Burritos still just as good.
Copy !req
1280. That Louanne,
she... she seems nice.
Copy !req
1281. - It's Lois.
- Hmm?
Copy !req
1282. Her name's Lois.
Copy !req
1283. But yeah, she's... she's nice.
Copy !req
1284. But you don't seem quite yourself.
Copy !req
1285. Yeah, well, that message
that my parents sent with me,
Copy !req
1286. I had never heard the second half before.
Copy !req
1287. Well, I'd say what you wanted
that message to mean
Copy !req
1288. says a whole lot more about you
Copy !req
1289. than what anyone meant for it to mean.
Copy !req
1290. Pa, you don't understand.
Copy !req
1291. I'm not who I thought I was.
Copy !req
1292. They sent me here to hurt people.
Copy !req
1293. Parents aren't for telling their children
Copy !req
1294. who they're supposed to be.
Copy !req
1295. We are here to give y'all tools,
Copy !req
1296. help you make fools of yourselves
Copy !req
1297. all on your own.
Copy !req
1298. No.
Copy !req
1299. Your choices, Clark.
Copy !req
1300. Your actions.
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1301. That's what makes you who you are.
Copy !req
1302. I'll tell you something, Son.
Copy !req
1303. I couldn't be...
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1304. more proud of you.
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1305. Ol' mush.
Copy !req
1306. Clark, there's something
on the box you might wanna see.
Copy !req
1307. And over in Eastern Europe,
Copy !req
1308. Boravian troops gather at the border,
Copy !req
1309. seemingly mere minutes away
Copy !req
1310. from invading Jarhanpur once again.
Copy !req
1311. Now, nearby villagers are willing
Copy !req
1312. and ready to defend their country,
Copy !req
1313. despite the exponentially superior firepower
Copy !req
1314. of the well-trained Boravian military.
Copy !req
1315. The villagers cling onto
Copy !req
1316. what little hope they have left,
Copy !req
1317. as they're surrounded by the military.
Copy !req
1318. Boravian president,
Vasil Ghurkos, says the invasion
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1319. is to protect the Jarhanpurian people
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1320. from a tyrannical government.
Copy !req
1321. Superman! Superman!
Copy !req
1322. Superman! Superman!
Copy !req
1323. Superman! Superman!
Copy !req
1324. Superman! Superman!
Copy !req
1325. Superman! Superman!
Copy !req
1326. Superman! Superman! Superman!
Copy !req
1327. Superman! Superman! Superman!
Copy !req
1328. Without Superman here to stop it this time,
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1329. the Jarhanpurians don't have much hope.
Copy !req
1330. I cleaned your boots.
I'll go get 'em for you.
Copy !req
1331. Superman.
Copy !req
1332. We need you here in Metropolis now.
Copy !req
1333. I have to get to Boravia, Terrific.
Copy !req
1334. There won't be a Boravia, or a Metropolis,
Copy !req
1335. or a Planet Earth, if you don't get here soon.
Copy !req
1336. This rift is about to tear into the city.
Copy !req
1337. I can't stop it.
I need your help.
Copy !req
1338. All Metropolis citizens.
Copy !req
1339. This is a mandatory evacuation.
Copy !req
1340. this evacuation
is not optional.
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1341. This is a mandatory evacuation.
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1342. this evacuation is not optional.
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1343. This is a mandatory evacuation.
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1344. Yeah, I'm sure she's scared, but find her.
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1345. Yeah, we're all equally scared.
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1346. Come on, just put her on.
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1347. Please, Juanita, can you put
Persephone on the phone?
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1348. Yes, she will care! Cats
know the sound of your voice!
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1349. So, I was able to connect
with our contact at BodaBank.
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1350. Luthor's been selling arms to Ghurkos
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1351. for pennies on the dollar for years.
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1352. - Why, you ask?
- I do ask why.
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1353. He did it in exchange for half of Jarhanpur.
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1354. You're kidding.
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1355. At first, I thought Eve
was just sending me selfies.
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1356. But in the background of the shots
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1357. are maps, contracts,
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1358. all kinds of documents
chronicling Boravia's agreement
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1359. to cede half of the country to Lex Luthor
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1360. once the invasion is complete.
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1361. He wants to make himself king.
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1362. - King?
- King.
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1363. Should we really still be standing here?
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1364. Lois, you got that flying
saucer deal up on the roof?
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1365. - Yup.
- Grant. Troupe.
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1366. - Come on.
- Grab the board, Jimmy.
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1367. - How many does it hold?
- Five, or six. Six.
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1368. - Okay. Lombard, you too.
- Oh, thank you.
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1369. Why the hell would Lex want half a desert?
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1370. His cultish acolytes believe he's gonna create
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1371. a technologically advanced utopia.
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1372. Utopia?
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1373. There's a profit factor as well.
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1374. I mean, the petroleum deposits alone
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1375. are worth multiples of his investment.
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1376. Whatever his motives are,
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1377. we know Luthor did everything he could
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1378. to ruin Superman's reputation.
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1379. Eve's photos show
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1380. he was behind the whole Hammer of Boravia scam.
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1381. And all the bots stirring up
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1382. anti-Superman sentiment online.
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1383. Mr. Terrific believes
Luthor is also behind
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1384. the spreading rift between universes out there.
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1385. All of it seems to be geared
toward stopping Superman
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1386. from standing in the way
of the Boravian invasion, Chief.
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1387. Call me Perry, kid. Post the story. Fast.
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1388. - Buckle up, kids.
- Why don't I have a seat?
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1389. - Jimmy, will you transcribe?
- Uh-huh.
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1390. Oh, God!
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1391. The Daily Planet has
obtained exclusive information
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1392. proving that billionaire Lex Luthor is in league
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1393. with Boravian dictator, Vasil Ghurkos.
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1394. Clark, are you close?
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1395. It's about to hit Metropolis,
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1396. and my codes are not shutting it down.
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1397. Shit!
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1398. Uh-oh.
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1399. Lex! The rift is almost here!
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1400. So slow it down.
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1401. I can't unless I can put the code in to stop it.
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1402. Hold on a minute then.
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1403. - We gotta go, man!
- Otis!
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1404. Not sure where we're gonna land
when the world is gone.
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1405. There's a code to close the rift,
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1406. but it's too complicated to hack.
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1407. Luthor will have the code at LuthorCorp.
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1408. Just give me a minute.
I'll get Krypto, and we'll go...
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1409. You brought that dog, man?
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1410. Yeah, I didn't... didn't want him
killing my parents' cows.
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1411. Go on wide.
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1412. Wrong.
Focus on The Engineer.
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1413. - I'm on the alien, Larry.
- 7R.
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1414. It's not too late for either of you.
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1415. 5A!
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1416. You don't have to do what Luthor...
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1417. 2X!
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1418. Now, Angela, as planned,
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1419. fill his lungs and kill the son of a bitch.
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1420. Can't he hold his breath for over an hour?
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1421. Not without air in his lungs.
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1422. He'll be dead in minutes.
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1423. The nanites are suppressing his optic nerve.
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1424. Sight and X-ray vision
should be completely muted.
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1425. Lungs breached.
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1426. Da?
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1427. What's his game?
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1428. Using friction to get the nanites off?
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1429. Doesn't matter if he gets them off his face.
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1430. The nanites are still in his lungs.
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1431. Engineer, Ultraman, keep up.
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1432. We're trying.
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1433. - Maintain LOS.
- Yes. No shit, Larry.
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1434. Hurry.
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1435. He'll suffocate any minute.
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1436. Engineer, envelop him completely.
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1437. Wait! Wait, wait!
What is he doing?
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1438. I won't be able to sustain
the impact at this speed.
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1439. No, Angela, unsheathe!
He's the only one protected!
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1440. Entering the hole. Infrared, please?
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1441. Switch to night vision.
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1442. Whoa.
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1443. Her heart's still beating, but she's unconscious.
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1444. Call in the Raptors.
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1445. What the hell?
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1446. That's right. Cloning you
was relatively simple.
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1447. All it took was combing
the aftermath of your battles...
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1448. until I located a strand of your hair.
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1449. That's how you got into the Fortress.
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1450. You had my DNA.
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1451. Yes, but as is often the case with cloning,
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1452. the match was imperfect.
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1453. He might be even stupider
than you. If that's possible.
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1454. But easier to control.
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1455. - 3L.
- And stronger.
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1456. 22K!
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1457. 31D!
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1458. 2A!
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1459. 5B! 5B!
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1460. 6K! 9A!
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1461. My brain will always win!
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1462. Brain beats brawn!
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1463. Superman. Superman.
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1464. Superman. Superman.
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1465. No matter what you do to me, Luthor,
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1466. your plans in Boravia won't work.
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1467. Oh, really? Why's that?
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1468. 'Cause I called in some friends.
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1469. Mr. Luthor?
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1470. There is an anomaly at the border.
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1471. Sorry, kid.
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1472. Superman couldn't make it.
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1473. So you got an upgrade.
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1474. I know you won't kill me.
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1475. You are too delicate and weak, like Superman.
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1476. I'm not like Superman.
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1477. - It's perfect. Post it, kid.
- On it.
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1478. I think you overestimate the importance
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1479. of Jarhanpur to me, Superman.
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1480. That was just a bonus.
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1481. I'm not killing you
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1482. so the Boravian military conflict can proceed.
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1483. I created the Boravian military conflict
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1484. so I'd have an excuse to kill you!
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1485. Once you involved yourself,
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1486. I knew I could easily get
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1487. our government's support in nullifying you.
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1488. Why?
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1489. Because you're destroying us!
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1490. 10Y. 13B.
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1491. You're driven by envy, Luthor.
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1492. - You couldn't be more obvious.
- No shit. I'm not dim.
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1493. I'm aware envy consumes my every waking moment.
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1494. 13L.
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1495. I know when they mention Galileo or Einstein
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1496. or one of these other twits
in the same breath as me,
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1497. I feel a tide of vomit
burn the back of my throat.
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1498. But at least Galileo did something.
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1499. He wasn't some dopey Venusian
catapulted onto this planet,
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1500. just to have the world fawn over him,
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1501. because his strength illuminates
how weak we all really are.
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1502. So, my envy is a calling.
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1503. It is the sole hope for humanity,
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1504. because it is what has driven me
to annihilating you.
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1505. 1A!
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1506. 1A! 1A!
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1507. 1A! 1A! 1A! 1A!
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1508. Yes.
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1509. Oh, what are you smirking at, you idiot?
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1510. Brain beats brawn.
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1511. Sorry, chum.
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1512. No, no, no! No!
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1513. You watch him through those?
Tell him what to do?
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1514. Krypto.
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1515. Get the toy.
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1516. Uh, thir-thirty-s...
Oh, the stupid dog!
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1517. - Uh...
- Charlie down!
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1518. - 12C! Aah!
- Delta down.
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1519. 36B...
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1520. - No.
- Hotel down!
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1521. - No!
- Bravo down.
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1522. - Bravo down!
- I just said that, Larry!
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1523. Alpha down!
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1524. Lex.
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1525. The Raptors have arrived.
Copy !req
1526. - Kill him!
- Good luck with that.
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1527. Hey!
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1528. This ain't playtime!
Quit messin' around!
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1529. We have to get to Luthor to stop the rift.
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1530. I'm not messing around.
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1531. I'm doing important stuff.
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1532. It's gonna reach Bakerline any minute.
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1533. There are people there.
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1534. - We have to go.
- We'll never make it in time.
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1535. - It's almost here.
- We have to try. Come on.
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1536. Lex!
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1537. I'm closing the freakin' rift.
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1538. No! They chose him!
Let them die!
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1539. - We'll close it from the bunker
- What?
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1540. before it gets to a city I care about.
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1541. Open the portal!
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1542. Wrap it up. Let's go.
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1543. Safety first, people.
Copy !req
1544. Hey. Hey. The code
to close the rift is in here.
Copy !req
1545. - I can help.
- I don't need your help.
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1546. I'm goddamn Mr. Terrific.
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1547. You piece of shit alien!
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1548. That is where you've always
been wrong about me, Lex.
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1549. I'm as human as anyone.
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1550. I love, I... I get scared.
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1551. I wake up every morning, and
despite not knowing what to do,
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1552. I put one foot in front of the other,
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1553. and I try to make the best choices I can.
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1554. I screw up all the time.
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1555. But that is being human.
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1556. And that's my greatest strength.
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1557. And someday I hope, for the sake of the world,
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1558. you understand that it's yours too.
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1559. Oh, that's beautiful.
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1560. But none of this matters, you patronizing clown.
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1561. The government gave me the authority to kill you.
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1562. If not today, then tomor...
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1563. Ahh!
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1564. No, no, no!
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1565. Oh, my... Stop.
Krypto, put him down.
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1566. Krypto, drop him!
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1567. Krypto, drop him! Drop him!
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1568. Dude.
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1569. Got it.
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1570. Yes!
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1571. Mmm.
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1572. - Lex.
- What?
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1573. Well, this just in.
An absolute bombshell
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1574. from the Daily Planet.
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1575. Billionaire Lex Luthor aligning himself
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1576. with a foreign entity, believe it or not.
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1577. Luthor has been giving them
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1578. billions and billions of
dollars' worth of free weapons...
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1579. Lex Luthor has been working
covertly with Vasil Ghurkos
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1580. and the Boravian government
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1581. to overthrow the country of Jarhanpur.
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1582. Luthor has been giving them billions...
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1583. We've had Luthor on this show many times.
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1584. Little did we know, he was a traitor.
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1585. Seems like the one thing
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1586. conservatives and liberals can finally agree on
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1587. is that Lex Luthor sucks.
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1588. The whole world has turned against Superman,
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1589. and we all owe him an enormous apology.
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1590. He is, of course, the hero
we always thought he was.
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1591. Thank you! Thank you!
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1592. That was sick.
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1593. Guy, maybe he should join the group.
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1594. Please.
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1595. I mean, no offense, but that
creepy mug is what you want
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1596. representing the Justice Gang?
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1597. Justice Gang?
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1598. That's a cool name.
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1599. You're in.
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1600. Come on!
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1601. Glad you're not concerned
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1602. about the metahumans, Rick.
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1603. 'Cause now they're the ones making the rules.
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1604. Everyone file. This way, please.
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1605. Easy!
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1606. - Fleurette!
- Mom!
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1607. Oh!
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1608. Get his bald ass to Belle Reve.
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1609. Oh!
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1610. Now we can be together forever.
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1611. Miss Lane.
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1612. Oh, hi.
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1613. I thought I might give you an interview.
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1614. I could fill you in
on all of the behind-the-scenes.
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1615. Sure.
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1616. I think that would be...
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1617. great.
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1618. Um...
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1619. How about over here?
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1620. For an interview.
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1621. Hey.
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1622. I love you, too.
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1623. How long have they been hooking up?
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1624. About three months, I think.
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1625. Got this place cleaned up pretty good.
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1626. Cleaned yourself up pretty good, too.
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1627. - You think so?
- Yeah.
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1628. Think it gives you character.
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1629. Maybe one day you'll give me a name.
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1630. Well. Four's a name.
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1631. So is Gary.
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1632. Aw, shoot.
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1633. Sir, I think your cousin has returned.
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1634. - Yup.
- What the hell, dude?
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1635. Why did you move the door?
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1636. - I didn't move the door.
- Where is my dog?
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1637. Okay, well, this is why he has behavioral issues.
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1638. No boundaries.
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1639. - It's not healthy, is it?
- Mm-mmm.
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1640. Come on.
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1641. Thanks for watching him, bitch.
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1642. She likes to go and party on other planets.
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1643. - Planets with red suns.
- Oh.
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1644. Because of our metabolism,
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1645. we can't get drunk on a planet with a yellow sun.
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1646. If I had any emotional capacity whatsoever,
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1647. I'd be concerned about her partying.
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1648. Yeah.
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1649. Superman, would you like to see
the footage of your parents?
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1650. - He finds it soothing.
- Oh!
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1651. Yeah, Gary, that'd be nice.
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1652. Everything you see,
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1653. you're seeing for the first time.
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1654. All of this is for you.
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1655. Clark.
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1656. You did it!
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1657. One, two, three, four!
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1658. Whoo!
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1659. Hmm.
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1660. What?
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1661. Yeah?
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1662. It's just... a little off.
Copy !req
1663. What do you want me to do?
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1664. Do you want me to take it apart
and put it back together?
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1665. No, no, no, no. I was just...
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1666. You just what?
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1667. Hey, man. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to bum you out.
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1668. I shouldn't have brought it up.
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1669. Darn it, I can be such a jerk sometimes.
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