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Superfast! = video time 01:39:19Copy !req
2. Excuse me.Copy !req
3. I am looking for the illegal
street car racing.Copy !req
4. Awesome!Copy !req
5. Thanks, bro.Copy !req
6. Hey.Copy !req
7. Get off me, man!Copy !req
8. Looking for Vin Serento.Copy !req
9. Who isn't,
take a number.Copy !req
10. Here he is now.Copy !req
11. Thanks...Copy !req
12. man!Copy !req
13. Hey, back off sisters!Copy !req
14. He's my man!Copy !req
15. Come on ...Copy !req
16. Damn, that’s a fine ass.Copy !req
17. What?Copy !req
18. Uh, I said ...Copy !req
19. Kick some..
ass.Copy !req
20. Yeah!Copy !req
21. Kick some ass, Vin!Copy !req
22. - That's what she mean.
- Yeah.Copy !req
23. Alright everyone.Copy !req
24. The race is around the factory
and back.Copy !req
25. No second place.Copy !req
26. Winner takes all.Copy !req
27. Who's in?Copy !req
28. I'll race, homes.Copy !req
29. What are you staking?Copy !req
30. A case of TEC-9s (gun).Copy !req
31. Completely untraceable.Copy !req
32. Well this is getting serious,
Vin.Copy !req
33. Alright who else has
the balls to race?Copy !req
34. Me!Copy !req
35. And I got 10 pounds
of the prompt cheathamCopy !req
36. to say I'm going to win, yo.Copy !req
37. Alright...Copy !req
38. I guess this ain't going to be
no friendly race.Copy !req
39. I'm about to up the stake
big time.Copy !req
40. I'm bringing this bitch
to a whole new level.Copy !req
41. That's right.Copy !req
42. Two words.Copy !req
43. Spa day.Copy !req
44. I'm talking the works.Copy !req
45. Aromatherapy.Copy !req
46. Shea Butter moisturizing bath.Copy !req
47. Cucumber micro-exfoliating treatment.Copy !req
48. And full body seaweed wrap.Copy !req
49. Does thAt shit als0 includes the
lavendeR rejuvenatlON facial mask?Copy !req
50. What do you think?Copy !req
51. I want to race.Copy !req
52. I got the pink slip to my car that says
I can take all of you.Copy !req
53. You think you can just strolled up and raceCopy !req
54. Vin Serento?Copy !req
55. What are you driving?Copy !req
56. A car.Copy !req
57. With unicorns.Copy !req
58. Let's see what're you packing
under the hood.Copy !req
59. Whoa!Copy !req
60. He's got one of those big shiny thingsCopy !req
61. with a lot of tubes and curly curls
coming out of it.Copy !req
62. With a red doeken.Copy !req
63. Vin, he's got one of those fancy thing
in the jiggers.Copy !req
64. That's the real deal.Copy !req
65. But it's not the car you drive.Copy !req
66. It's the driver who's driving the car...
that's doing the driving.Copy !req
67. That's rightCopy !req
68. Let him race.Copy !req
69. You heard my little sister.Copy !req
70. Let's see what you got.Copy !req
71. If you win, you get me.Copy !req
72. But..Copy !req
73. if you lose ...Copy !req
74. You get her.Copy !req
75. We've got a black guy in a white neighborhood,
minding his own business.Copy !req
76. All units respond.
Repeat.Copy !req
77. All units respond.Copy !req
78. We're good to go,
the cops are going to be busy for a while.Copy !req
79. Yo!
Start the race!Copy !req
80. Alright.Copy !req
81. Ready.Copy !req
82. Hey, white boy!Copy !req
83. You're grinding your gears.Copy !req
84. You have to stop accelerating
as you put it in the first.Copy !req
85. Thanks, I've never actually driven
a stick before.Copy !req
86. Go!Copy !req
87. Aww..!Copy !req
88. Oh!Copy !req
89. Damn it!Copy !req
90. Forgot to get gas!Copy !req
91. Hurry up.
I'm in a race.Copy !req
92. You're not getting a tip,
slowpoke.Copy !req
93. Feel the trills!Copy !req
94. If you win, you get me.Copy !req
95. But if you lose ...Copy !req
96. You get her.Copy !req
97. Oh, hell no!
I ain't going out like that!Copy !req
98. Too soon,
rookies.Copy !req
99. My turn to jeez up.Copy !req
100. Whoa...!Copy !req
101. This is ...Copy !req
102. Awesome!Copy !req
103. My bad!Copy !req
104. I'm coming for you, Serento.Copy !req
105. Oh..Copy !req
106. Shit..Copy !req
107. I'm going to win.Copy !req
108. I'm going to win.Copy !req
109. Did I win?Copy !req
110. Smoked them!Copy !req
111. Alright guys,
pay up.Copy !req
112. Come here,
puppy.Copy !req
113. What you grinning about?Copy !req
114. I almost beat you.Copy !req
115. You almost beat me?Copy !req
116. You only can't beat me,
you can't even beat yourself.Copy !req
117. Not true Serento.Copy !req
118. I've beating myself
since junior high.Copy !req
119. No way.Copy !req
120. You wagered a 10 sec car,
you owe me a 10 sec car.Copy !req
121. Deliver to the shop tomorrow,Copy !req
122. Bitch!Copy !req
123. Polpol!
Roll out!Copy !req
124. Polpol?Copy !req
125. You know five-O.Copy !req
126. Pigs, bacon, barney.Copy !req
127. The heat, the law,
the fuzz, the man.Copy !req
128. No.Copy !req
129. The boys in blue.
The thin blue line.Copy !req
130. Johnny Law, Smokey,
Gunshoot, Flatfoot.Copy !req
131. Come on man?Copy !req
132. Haven't you ever seen an episode
of of CSI or NCIS or Illinois SBU.Copy !req
133. Are they on Netflix?Copy !req
134. I'm out of here!Copy !req
135. Damn,
it's the cops!Copy !req
136. Thanks for the heads up
bro!Copy !req
137. Where do you think you are going?
Cupcake.Copy !req
138. Take it easy.Copy !req
139. - Who were you racing with?
- Nobody.Copy !req
140. I was taking a romantic midnight drive.Copy !req
141. Oh, bullshit.Copy !req
142. Give me a name.
Was it Serento?Copy !req
143. Aw..Copy !req
144. Funny now?Copy !req
145. Aw..Copy !req
146. He's a kind of robot.Copy !req
147. Oh, yeah.
Alright.Copy !req
148. Ready?
Here we go!Copy !req
149. Come on, cupcake, you're done.
Let's go.Copy !req
150. Give me your hands.Copy !req
151. Come on.Copy !req
152. Hey!Copy !req
153. Jeez, Hanover,
you have to be so rough?Copy !req
154. I had to make it look real.
Serento might had been watching.Copy !req
155. Serento ever found out I'm was an undercover cop,
he would kill me.Copy !req
156. Don't worry. I
erased your files.Copy !req
157. No one on the force even
knows you're a cop.Copy !req
158. Your secret dies with me.Copy !req
159. It's just. Maybe I'm not
the right guy for the job.Copy !req
160. I mean.
I don't exactly fit in.Copy !req
161. - I'm really white.
- You'll be fine.Copy !req
162. I'm so white that when i went to
an all white boarding school.Copy !req
163. Nicknamed was "Cracker".Copy !req
164. - I get it.
- No, I don't think you do!Copy !req
165. I love hockey.Copy !req
166. I water ski,
I have a favorite lacrosse team.Copy !req
167. I have a crush on Martha Stewart.Copy !req
168. People mistake me
for the WikiLeak's guy.Copy !req
169. Okay.Copy !req
170. I still buy Kid Rock albums.Copy !req
171. I put purplery sachets
in my underwear drawer.Copy !req
172. I wear Crocs.Copy !req
173. I take a weekly Zumba class.Copy !req
174. Oh,
for Christ sake.Copy !req
175. I cried.
When 'Friends' went off the air.Copy !req
176. My favourite actress of all time,
is Kristen Stewart,Copy !req
177. And my favourite movie off all time,
is Pitch Perfect.Copy !req
178. Oh, dear God!Copy !req
179. I'm so white,
that I put mayonnaise on sticks,Copy !req
180. and freeze them to
make mayonnaise sickles.Copy !req
181. You have no family,
you got no friends.Copy !req
182. You score through the roofCopy !req
183. on the criminal aptitude test.Copy !req
184. Take a look.Copy !req
185. Score higher than Charles Manson.Copy !req
186. Dexter.Copy !req
187. You score higher than Kanye.Copy !req
188. It's a fine line, which side
of the law you even belong.Copy !req
189. That makes you perfect for undercover work.Copy !req
190. Or being a journalist for TMZ.Copy !req
191. I guess so.Copy !req
192. Now look, Serento and his crew
are responsible for everything.Copy !req
193. From truck heist to counterfeiting
Bed Bath & Beyond gift cards.Copy !req
194. There is something big going down.Copy !req
195. We think that they might be working
for this man.Copy !req
196. J. Lo's ex-hubby, Marc Anthony?Copy !req
197. No!Copy !req
198. That's Juan Carlos De La Sol,
the criminal king pin of LA.Copy !req
199. Right ...Copy !req
200. Now look.Copy !req
201. Tonight you got closest to Serento
than anyone ever has.Copy !req
202. But I need you to get closer still.Copy !req
203. I need you to join their crew.Copy !req
204. So we can get the evidence
that we need to take these guys down.Copy !req
205. Are you with me?Copy !req
206. That's my boy.Copy !req
207. But, how do I explain to Serento
why you release me?Copy !req
208. Just tell him you beat my up and ran away.Copy !req
209. - You think he'll go for that?
- Yeah, if it looks right.Copy !req
210. What do you mean?Copy !req
211. Hit me.Copy !req
212. - Come again?
- Look, we got to make it look real.Copy !req
213. Like we really got into a brawl.Copy !req
214. And you knuckles got to look
you had been hitting somebody.Copy !req
215. So, hit me.Copy !req
216. Oh, I can,t.Copy !req
217. I mean, can't we just like.. puts some fake blood
on my knuckles or something.Copy !req
218. Serento's a streetwise thug,
he's going to see right through that..Copy !req
219. Now hit me!Copy !req
220. Oh..
That hurts!Copy !req
221. I never actually hit someone before!Copy !req
222. Now do it again, and harder.Copy !req
223. Harder.Copy !req
224. Harder!Copy !req
225. Oh shit, I'm sorry.
Your lips bleeding.Copy !req
226. It's nothing.
Okay, my turn.Copy !req
227. What do you mean,
my turn?Copy !req
228. Serento will never believe
that you beat a hard detective,Copy !req
229. without taking a few beats yourself.Copy !req
230. I guess so but ...Copy !req
231. Hey?Copy !req
232. You alright?Copy !req
233. You good?
Yeah, you alright.Copy !req
234. Hey.Copy !req
235. You got my car 10 second car?Copy !req
236. As promised.Copy !req
237. Come on ...Copy !req
238. - This thing is tiny!
- Exactly.Copy !req
239. With it's light body and a beef engine,
this could be ...Copy !req
240. The fastest car in the circuit.Copy !req
241. But Vin,
it's all busted up.Copy !req
242. It's a ton of work.Copy !req
243. Then fix it up!Copy !req
244. And you're going to help him.Copy !req
245. - Cos now you work for me.
- What?Copy !req
246. We have a full medical and dental plans.Copy !req
247. We recognized same sex partnership
for health benefits.Copy !req
248. And last but not least ...Copy !req
249. Casual Fridays.Copy !req
250. That's when I get to wear
my dope ass Hawaiian shirts.Copy !req
251. Deal with it,
bitch!Copy !req
252. Alright, Vin.Copy !req
253. Where can I put my stuff?Copy !req
254. Over there.Copy !req
255. Whoa.Copy !req
256. A lot of stolen merchandise.Copy !req
257. Whoa..Copy !req
258. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
259. Come on, drink it!Copy !req
260. Drink it,
you son of a bitch!Copy !req
261. What are you doing!Copy !req
262. You're going to kill him!Copy !req
263. You know how fattening this stuff is!Copy !req
264. He's a cop!Copy !req
265. - I saw him snooping around.
- I ain't not cop!Copy !req
266. You're wearing a wire!Copy !req
267. Aww..Copy !req
268. I hate cops.Copy !req
269. I saw him get arrested last night.Copy !req
270. They beat him down trying
to get him to give me up.Copy !req
271. And he never dropped a dime.Copy !req
272. - Vin!
- I live by my instincts.Copy !req
273. And he's as much as a copCopy !req
274. as my girlfriend is in the class
about her true sexual identity.Copy !req
275. I can't believe this ...Copy !req
276. Why don't he go out with your
sister while he's at it.Copy !req
277. Pick you up at 7?Copy !req
278. It's a date.Copy !req
279. Oh, come on!Copy !req
280. Nice.Copy !req
281. Nervous?Copy !req
282. No.Copy !req
283. I am,
I'll admit it.Copy !req
284. - You are?
- Sure.Copy !req
285. I'm not so good at this.Copy !req
286. The whole time we're out.Copy !req
287. I'm going to be thinking about when
is the right moment to kiss you.Copy !req
288. Really?Copy !req
289. I propose that we just do it now,
and get it out of the way.Copy !req
290. Do the first kiss now?Copy !req
291. What do you say?Copy !req
292. Alright.Copy !req
293. - I feel better already.
- Me too.Copy !req
294. So. What do you have planned
for our date.Copy !req
295. I was thinking a little dinner.Copy !req
296. Sounds great.Copy !req
297. Fondue?
How romantic.Copy !req
298. - May I?
- Please.Copy !req
299. Sorry.Copy !req
300. Awkward first date moment.Copy !req
301. Yeah.Copy !req
302. So tell me about your brother.Copy !req
303. What do you want to know?Copy !req
304. I do not know.Copy !req
305. How does Vin have the money
to pay for all thoseCopy !req
306. suit up cars?Copy !req
307. Does he engage in illegal activities.Copy !req
308. on regular..
basis?Copy !req
309. What is he planning to doCopy !req
310. with LA king pinCopy !req
311. Juan Carlos De La Sol?Copy !req
312. - I don't want to talk about my brother.
- Right.Copy !req
313. - Let's talk about you.
- What about me?Copy !req
314. What are you there?
You're not a tough girl.Copy !req
315. Sure, on the outside.
You have this take no shit hard exterior.Copy !req
316. But,
on the inside..Copy !req
317. You're completely different.Copy !req
318. I am?Copy !req
319. Your ideal night,
is cuddling up with your snuggie.Copy !req
320. Watching your favorite movies.Copy !req
321. The Notebook, Dear John
and The Human Centipede.Copy !req
322. You donate all of your extra money,
to the causes closest to your heart.Copy !req
323. Save The Whales
Amnesty International,Copy !req
324. No Child Left Behind Without
an Xbox.Copy !req
325. And on New Year's eve,
when the clock strikes midnight,Copy !req
326. Just as Ryan Seacrest
ushers in the new year.Copy !req
327. When the big ball thingy.Copy !req
328. lowers on that..Copy !req
329. thing.Copy !req
330. You make a wish that the new yearCopy !req
331. will bring you,
the true love.Copy !req
332. Flat tire.Copy !req
333. Jordana told me what went down
on your date last night.Copy !req
334. About the fondue
and flat tire?Copy !req
335. About the..Copy !req
336. relationships,
You had at the back of her apartment.Copy !req
337. Sorry, Vin.
it won't happen again.Copy !req
338. It better happen again.Copy !req
339. I've never seen my sister
so happy before.Copy !req
340. She's glowing.Copy !req
341. Yeah.Copy !req
342. I got it.Copy !req
343. I'll be right there.Copy !req
344. Michelle, let's bounce.Copy !req
345. Vin.Copy !req
346. Vin, baby.
You know I got softball every Tuesday!Copy !req
347. You're ready to take your shot?Copy !req
348. - Where are we going?
- Don't ask so many questions.Copy !req
349. Why?Copy !req
350. That's another question.Copy !req
351. Why so curious?Copy !req
352. So, if I knew where we were going,
I would know how to dress.Copy !req
353. Fancy, casual ...Copy !req
354. nautical.Copy !req
355. Whoa.
Hey, hey!Copy !req
356. You taking him over me?Copy !req
357. Thought we were BFFs.Copy !req
358. Fine.Copy !req
359. You can forget about
coming over tonight andCopy !req
360. watch the season finale
of the Bachelor.Copy !req
361. Cos you are no longer invited!Copy !req
362. Let's go.Copy !req
363. "Heading out. Something big
going down with De La Sol."Copy !req
364. "Will monitor your activities..."Copy !req
365. On behalf of Juan Carlos De La Sol,Copy !req
366. Thank you for coming.Copy !req
367. You are here
because you are the best in the city.Copy !req
368. But alas,
we only need one driver.Copy !req
369. This is bullshit!Copy !req
370. To get the job...Copy !req
371. you are going to have to audition.Copy !req
372. We'll see who is the best
of the best.Copy !req
373. Oh, yes.Copy !req
374. I think you know what you got to doCopy !req
375. to impress De La Sol.Copy !req
376. And to show you have the cojones ..Copy !req
377. to work for him.Copy !req
378. Vin.
What's going on?Copy !req
379. Just follow my lead.Copy !req
380. Freestyle.Copy !req
381. Oh yes, yes.
Come on twerk!Copy !req
382. Twerk like Miley Cyrus!Copy !req
383. Yes.Copy !req
384. Yes.Copy !req
385. Diego!Copy !req
386. Man, I had you.
I totally out danced you.Copy !req
387. You never out dance me.
Who're you kidding?Copy !req
388. 3 years dance repertory.Copy !req
389. Ballet, modern,
contemporary and even tap.Copy !req
390. Right then,
but next time ...Copy !req
391. Next time.Copy !req
392. - Nice moves.
- Thanks.Copy !req
393. I only need one driver.Copy !req
394. But you guys had ball so good.Copy !req
395. I decided I'm going to hire
the two of you.Copy !req
396. - What's the job?
- Very simple.Copy !req
397. You must drive my super car
to this location.Copy !req
398. Upon delivery,
you will be paid $ 100,000.Copy !req
399. - Super car?
- Yeah.Copy !req
400. - She's a tiger.
- I know.Copy !req
401. It's the only one of it's kind.Copy !req
402. It's priceless.Copy !req
403. You got yourself a deal.Copy !req
404. - Question.
- Here we go again.Copy !req
405. Excuse me?Copy !req
406. Why don't you just drive the car yourself?Copy !req
407. I would. But I have
a million unpaid parking tickets.Copy !req
408. So they raise my insurance premium.Copy !req
409. Besides that, the car is a
like a cop magnet. You know.Copy !req
410. You tried Geico?
15 minutes can save you 15%.Copy !req
411. Yes. And half like it even Progressive,
but it's still a little worth to have.Copy !req
412. Are you a college graduate?Copy !req
413. Cos if you are a college grad,Copy !req
414. she could be eligible for a
pretty substantial discount.Copy !req
415. I once took a French league classCopy !req
416. in the college, does that count?Copy !req
417. Did you pass?Copy !req
418. No, the professor flunked me.
So I shot him.Copy !req
419. Look I rather just pay criminals
like yourself to drive the super car.Copy !req
420. Whenever I have to move it's location,
okay?Copy !req
421. - Make sense to me.
- But the math doesn't add up!Copy !req
422. You are offering us $ 100,000
in a down economy.Copy !req
423. What was your best bid from Aflac?Copy !req
424. Look! Do you want the job or not?
God damn it!Copy !req
425. Yes, he does.Copy !req
426. - Let's go.
- Get the fuck in the car!Copy !req
427. It's not working.
Dumb car must be broken.Copy !req
428. - Your foot is on the brake.
- What?Copy !req
429. Oh right ...Copy !req
430. I got a bad feeling about this.Copy !req
431. Why?Copy !req
432. Listen to the score.Copy !req
433. Dissonant chord progression.Copy !req
434. Heavy use of Strings.Copy !req
435. Oboe.Copy !req
436. It all seems quite ominous.Copy !req
437. You got the money?Copy !req
438. There you go, sir.Copy !req
439. Count it.
Make sure it's all there.Copy !req
440. Nah.
This guy seems alright to me.Copy !req
441. Oh, oh.Copy !req
442. - I got it!
- Throw it, you idiot!Copy !req
443. Not to me!Copy !req
444. I don't want it!Copy !req
445. What you waiting for, Vin.
Throw it!Copy !req
446. Nah. I'm going to time it just right.
So when I throw it.Copy !req
447. They will catch it.Copy !req
448. and it will explode before they have
a chance to throw it back.Copy !req
449. Good thinking, right?Copy !req
450. Get ready!Copy !req
451. Wait for it.Copy !req
452. One.Copy !req
453. Two.Copy !req
454. And three.Copy !req
455. You okay?Copy !req
456. I think we got double crossed.Copy !req
457. Oh, you think so?Copy !req
458. Where're you going?Copy !req
459. Oh, shit!Copy !req
460. No!Copy !req
461. Oh, shit..Copy !req
462. Serento ever found out I was an undercover cop,
he would kill me.Copy !req
463. Don’t worry.
I erased your file.Copy !req
464. I'm the only one in the force
who knows that you're a cop.Copy !req
465. Your secret dies with me.Copy !req
466. Oh, shit!Copy !req
467. Come on,
you bastard!Copy !req
468. Take it easy.Copy !req
469. He's dead.Copy !req
470. You're a cop killer now.Copy !req
471. High five.Copy !req
472. Let's go,
come on.Copy !req
473. Let's go!Copy !req
474. He killed a cop.Copy !req
475. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
476. Detective Johnson,
I got some files for you to look at ...Copy !req
477. This is no time for paper work.Copy !req
478. I got regular, decaf,
latte ...Copy !req
479. I'll drink some coffee when
I solved this crime.Copy !req
480. Here are the urine samples
you requested.Copy !req
481. Oh smell this!Copy !req
482. Look.Copy !req
483. People.Copy !req
484. The only thing I want right now is
to know what happened here.Copy !req
485. Officer Canaro,
what have you got?Copy !req
486. There is a camera.Copy !req
487. Yeah.
So?Copy !req
488. So.Copy !req
489. Maybe, it recorded what happened.Copy !req
490. And then what?Copy !req
491. And then..Copy !req
492. And then
you could watch the tape.Copy !req
493. And see..
who shot him.Copy !req
494. It just might worked.Copy !req
495. Who is he?Copy !req
496. Initiating Facial RecognitionCopy !req
497. There's nothing on him.Copy !req
498. No record.Copy !req
499. Guy kills a cop,
has no priors ...Copy !req
500. Doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
501. Let's check the body,
I want a fingerprint.Copy !req
502. What the hell is that?Copy !req
503. The black light will expose
what the human eye can't see.Copy !req
504. Like what date line uses,
for those exposesCopy !req
505. or Motels with dirty sheets.
covering disgusting bed bugs.Copy !req
506. Got cha.Copy !req
507. You, son of a bitch.Copy !req
508. What?Copy !req
509. Nothing.
Nothing.Copy !req
510. Where is my car?Copy !req
511. Well, Carlos.Copy !req
512. I don't mean to be the bearer
of bad news, but..Copy !req
513. I don't have it.Copy !req
514. So.
You don't have my car?Copy !req
515. Well uh ...Copy !req
516. The double cross didn't go as planned,
per se.Copy !req
517. Per se?Copy !req
518. Yeah, per se. You know.
As a matter of speaking.Copy !req
519. Yeah, but you say per se,
when what you said wasn't exactly accurate.Copy !req
520. So what happened?Copy !req
521. The double cross didn't go as planned.Copy !req
522. So, Not per se after all.Copy !req
523. I guess not.
Not per se.Copy !req
524. And that!Copy !req
525. That!Copy !req
526. Per se!Copy !req
527. I have more information.
Senor.Copy !req
528. I was going to tell you,
but you stabbed me.Copy !req
529. Yeah well,
you must always kill the messenger.Copy !req
530. That's sort of how we work,
right?Copy !req
531. Si, si.
I understand, but ...Copy !req
532. Quick.Copy !req
533. Make him comfortable.Copy !req
534. Bring a pillow
and some coconut water.Copy !req
535. HereCopy !req
536. - Bless you.
- This pillow is down filled!Copy !req
537. I'm allergic!Copy !req
538. You have a hypoallergenic one?Copy !req
539. I don't know.
Perhaps cotton or I don't know..Copy !req
540. Something in the soft, microfiber.Copy !req
541. Thank you.Copy !req
542. There, feel better now.Copy !req
543. It will help to replenish your electrolytes.Copy !req
544. It's filled with mango and peach.Copy !req
545. Feel better now?Copy !req
546. Oh, Serento.Copy !req
547. He shot the other three.Copy !req
548. I barely got out with my life...Copy !req
549. Serento, huh.Copy !req
550. Get rid of him.Copy !req
551. Carlos ...Copy !req
552. Madre de Dios, que me asustó!Copy !req
553. I wasn't done.Copy !req
554. Forgive me please.
I constantly interrupt people.Copy !req
555. It's a terrible habit,
I'm working on it.Copy !req
556. But my therapist says
it's a form of narcissism.Copy !req
557. Anyway,
you were saying?Copy !req
558. I know where Serento
and his crew hideout.Copy !req
559. It's at the warehouse of...Copy !req
560. I interrupt again,
didn't I?Copy !req
561. Yeah.Copy !req
562. Therapy is a process.Copy !req
563. Get my car.Copy !req
564. As for Serento and his crew.Copy !req
565. kill them all.Copy !req
566. I have more information, senor.Copy !req
567. Alright people. We are in serious
lock down mode.Copy !req
568. No one leaves the garage.Copy !req
569. De La Sol is out to kill me,
and the rest of you.Copy !req
570. How can you be so sure?Copy !req
571. By follow my Tweeter.Copy !req
572. Check this out.Copy !req
573. A Tragedy has occurred.Copy !req
574. Where a veteran detective
has been brutally murdered.Copy !req
575. Come on,
you bastard!Copy !req
576. Police had been ordered
to shoot this man.Copy !req
577. Police are also encouraging
Angelenos to take the lawCopy !req
578. into their own hands.Copy !req
579. If you see this man,
please shoot him, stab him,Copy !req
580. or if the opportunity arises,
slap him upside the head.Copy !req
581. Oh,
come on!Copy !req
582. What?Copy !req
583. - We have to get out of here.
- Go where?Copy !req
584. Some place where no one would find us.Copy !req
585. Some place with no extradition,Copy !req
586. like Tokyo or RioCopy !req
587. or Florida.Copy !req
588. You are talking fake passports,
plane tickets,Copy !req
589. living off the grid ...Copy !req
590. We don’t have that kind of money,
Vin.Copy !req
591. Then we need to get some money,
fast.Copy !req
592. Or we're all dead.Copy !req
593. Ideas?Copy !req
594. How about we moved to San Francisco
and open an alternative lesbians coffee shop.Copy !req
595. What?
I'm just big ballin.Copy !req
596. Why don't we just sell this bitch
super car.Copy !req
597. We'll be rich!Copy !req
598. Boom!Copy !req
599. Problem solved, bitch!Copy !req
600. Great idea,
if it were actually a "super car".Copy !req
601. What?Copy !req
602. 87 octane?Copy !req
603. Super cars only run on premium.Copy !req
604. I know it.Copy !req
605. Why would De La Sol have us drive this car
unless it was valuable.Copy !req
606. Something smells fishy.Copy !req
607. It's a break down of all De La Sol's
illegal activity.Copy !req
608. Records of bribes to corrupt politicians,Copy !req
609. where he houses his hoes,Copy !req
610. Where he keeps his stash of money
worth over a $100 million.Copy !req
611. Wait ...
That's it!Copy !req
612. Right!Copy !req
613. We go to the house where he keeps his hoes
and we keep it.Copy !req
614. We steal his $100 million.Copy !req
615. and get out of town for good.Copy !req
616. Who's in?Copy !req
617. I'm in.Copy !req
618. Boss, I got the lunch.Copy !req
619. Thank God,
I'm starving.Copy !req
620. What is this?Copy !req
621. Burger and fries.Copy !req
622. Yeah I can see that.
I'm not blind!Copy !req
623. But I ordered a kid's meal.Copy !req
624. I'm sorry.Copy !req
625. You know that I've been collectingCopy !req
626. the 'Despicable Me' minions.Copy !req
627. - I told you. You know that.
- YesCopy !req
628. I have them all,
except for Carl.Copy !req
629. I have Jerry,
I have Stuart,Copy !req
630. I have Kevin, Dave,Copy !req
631. but I needed Carl.Copy !req
632. Carl saysCopy !req
633. "Bee-doh! Bee-doh."Copy !req
634. And you forget about it.Copy !req
635. I need the BeeDoh BeeDoh guy,
to complete my collection!Copy !req
636. Okay, I go back.
I go get a new one.Copy !req
637. No, no, no..Copy !req
638. I don't even want it anymore.Copy !req
639. Robbing Juan Carlos' of a $100 million,
ain't going to be easy.Copy !req
640. If we are going to pull off this heist,
we're going to need a bigger crew.Copy !req
641. First thing first,
we need a black guy.Copy !req
642. As Ja Rule or Bow Wow
or Ludacris.Copy !req
643. Why does he have to be a rapper?Copy !req
644. Cos movies like these always have a rapper
doing the cameo.Copy !req
645. It brings in the urban demographic.Copy !req
646. Dummy.Copy !req
647. Plus, they get to do a soundtrack title.Copy !req
648. Hey, what about uh ..
Lil Wayne, T.I., DMX,Copy !req
649. Gucci Mane and Akon?Copy !req
650. No, all those guys are either on their way to jail
or just getting out of jail.Copy !req
651. We'll film a reality show that
chronicles going to jailCopy !req
652. and then getting out of jail.Copy !req
653. And then go back to jail.Copy !req
654. I got it.Copy !req
655. I know the perfect guy to do the cameo.Copy !req
656. And we need an Asian guy.Copy !req
657. - Some one who can drift?
- Because Asian guys are cool.Copy !req
658. And last but not least,
we need a beautiful modelCopy !req
659. making her future acting debut..Copy !req
660. She's not going to have a lot of lines
or a lot to do.Copy !req
661. But she's smoking hot.
Fine to look at.Copy !req
662. - How do you do that?
- What?Copy !req
663. You describe them and then like
instantly they're here.Copy !req
664. Well, I had to.Copy !req
665. It's a classic multi-ethnic
round up scene.Copy !req
666. It's in every
Fast & Furious movie.Copy !req
667. Plus, I like to give my heist a sort of
United Colors of Benetton feel.Copy !req
668. Now let's get down to business.Copy !req
669. Alright, these are the blueprints to the buildingCopy !req
670. De La Sol is holding his $100 million in.Copy !req
671. Does anyone
have any idea.Copy !req
672. How to read a blueprint?Copy !req
673. Oh, damn dog of my.Copy !req
674. That's not what you asked me.Copy !req
675. You said, can I drive fast
and can I use a gun.Copy !req
676. - Damn!
- So many numbers.Copy !req
677. Right, then i say
we go over thereCopy !req
678. and see for ourselves
what we are up against.Copy !req
679. You, Rapper Cameo and
Cool Asian Guy.Copy !req
680. Let's roll.Copy !req
681. Wait!
I'm not going?Copy !req
682. No, why don't you stay behind
with the girls.Copy !req
683. Killed him.Copy !req
684. That was our secret handshake!Copy !req
685. - Now it's his.
- Deal with it.Copy !req
686. Bitch!Copy !req
687. There's something I need to talk to you
about when you get back.Copy !req
688. Can you give me a hint?Copy !req
689. Rock-a-bye babyCopy !req
690. on the treetop.Copy !req
691. When the wind blows,
the cradle will rock.Copy !req
692. Okay...Copy !req
693. When the bough breaks,
the cradle will fall.Copy !req
694. And down will come
BABY...Copy !req
695. cradle and all.Copy !req
696. Oh my God!Copy !req
697. Are you serious?Copy !req
698. You taken up singing.Copy !req
699. You should totally try out
for The Voice.Copy !req
700. Avril Lavigne is going to love you!Copy !req
701. When a man and a woman
make love,Copy !req
702. sometimes there can be,
unintendedCopy !req
703. consequences.Copy !req
704. I know exactly
where this is heading.Copy !req
705. And I want to talk to you about it.Copy !req
706. Great.Copy !req
707. Cos I'm pretty sure
you gave me herpes.Copy !req
708. I'm...Copy !req
709. We'll talk about this later.Copy !req
710. Who are you?Copy !req
711. Where is the rest
of the money?Copy !req
712. What do you mean?
It's all here.Copy !req
713. Watch out!Copy !req
714. I'm on it, bro.Copy !req
715. De La Sol's stash is worth
over a $100 million.Copy !req
716. Where is it?Copy !req
717. - Who's De La Sol?
- Who's De La Sol.Copy !req
718. Aw...Copy !req
719. You think I was born yesterday?Copy !req
720. Question.Copy !req
721. Is this 1414 Becker Street?Copy !req
722. This is 1414Copy !req
723. Becker Lane.Copy !req
724. What's with all the cash?Copy !req
725. We're a church,
it was Bingo night.Copy !req
726. I am the pastor,
you asshole!Copy !req
727. Que paso?Copy !req
728. Someone just robbed the church
on Becker.Copy !req
729. I know they wanted
my money.Copy !req
730. You think it was Serento?Copy !req
731. Duh!Copy !req
732. He thinks
he can steal my money?Copy !req
733. Listen to me, Cesar.Copy !req
734. Please pay attention.Copy !req
735. - I want my building guarded.
- Okay.Copy !req
736. Put the money in the
strongest vault there is.Copy !req
737. And kill Serento.Copy !req
738. - You got it?
- I got it, boss.Copy !req
739. Lo Qué es, el medio parte que?Copy !req
740. What?Copy !req
741. Uh..Copy !req
742. Building.. guarded.Copy !req
743. No..no.Copy !req
744. The vault?Copy !req
745. No, no.
Not that, the..Copy !req
746. - Kill Serento?
- Right!Copy !req
747. Now I understand.Copy !req
748. Guard the building and
put Serento in the vault!Copy !req
749. I'll just better text you
the needs, mijo.Copy !req
750. It's for the best.Copy !req
751. Now, now you have instructions
in your cellphone.Copy !req
752. - I didn't get it.
- But I already sent it!Copy !req
753. No.Copy !req
754. Aye!
You have the 4G network?Copy !req
755. Yes.
Of course.Copy !req
756. I'm still under the 3G,
it's much slower.Copy !req
757. How can I run a major criminal empire..Copy !req
758. And not having the same network?Copy !req
759. Well uh,
in three months.Copy !req
760. my contract is going to end.Copy !req
761. And then I plan to upgrade
to the newest network.Copy !req
762. But in 3 months,
that would be 5G!Copy !req
763. Okay.Copy !req
764. How about you give me your phone.
And then you get a new one.Copy !req
765. - I'm going to kill you.
- We go now.Copy !req
766. They're wearing ski masks.Copy !req
767. They must have gone skiing
immediately before or after the crime.Copy !req
768. Contact the Aspen police,
the Canadian Mounties,Copy !req
769. and Whistler in the Swiss Alps special forces.
See what they know.Copy !req
770. Right sir.Copy !req
771. And take a look at this.Copy !req
772. That's Vin Serento.Copy !req
773. He's involved too.Copy !req
774. Triangulate the area.Copy !req
775. I want every available officers
to be on the lookout for these guys.Copy !req
776. Serento's chop shop must be close by.Copy !req
777. And for God sake.
Someone get me some more baby oil!Copy !req
778. How is it going on fingerprint match?Copy !req
779. Uh,
still nothing.Copy !req
780. Wherever you fugitives are,
I'll find you.Copy !req
781. You hear me?
I will find you!Copy !req
782. How about this t-shirt?Copy !req
783. Sir?Copy !req
784. Is it tight enough?Copy !req
785. Is it tight enough?Copy !req
786. Yes, I mean I can see your nipples
and everything.Copy !req
787. You're damn right.Copy !req
788. That's what I'm going for.Copy !req
789. Alright.
Here's the deal.Copy !req
790. 1414 Becker Street,
is a Mexican restaurant,Copy !req
791. called Big Ass Tacos.Copy !req
792. De La Sol's using it as a front.Copy !req
793. I love Big Ass Tacos.Copy !req
794. It's a perfect cover.Copy !req
795. While unsuspecting customers
chow down,Copy !req
796. De La Sol got a secret room
at the back.Copy !req
797. De La Sol's stash must be there.Copy !req
798. Cos they brought in "The
strongest Vault There is."Copy !req
799. A vault big enough to hold
a $100 million plus.Copy !req
800. But this place is locked down harder than
Lindsay Lohan's liquor cabinet.Copy !req
801. If they see us,Copy !req
802. we're dead.Copy !req
803. But I got a foolproof plan.
That's going to get us the money.Copy !req
804. And they'll never know what hit them.Copy !req
805. First, we need eyes on the inside.Copy !req
806. That's where Jordana and Michelle
come in.Copy !req
807. Now before you get into the vault,
there is a counting room.Copy !req
808. De La Sol doesn't trust the counter
from stealing.Copy !req
809. So to make sure they are not
hiding cash in their clothes.Copy !req
810. He makes them all work butt naked.Copy !req
811. Everyone's nude.Copy !req
812. Even the guards.Copy !req
813. You two will get jobs
as new counters.Copy !req
814. Wait.Copy !req
815. All of these girls are
totally naked and super hot?Copy !req
816. Perfect tits.Copy !req
817. Every last one of them.Copy !req
818. Continue.Copy !req
819. Now everyday at 3 o'clock,
right after he finishes watching Judge Judy.Copy !req
820. De La Sol comes in to check
on the money in the vault.Copy !req
821. Michelle,
you improvise a distraction.Copy !req
822. The guard rush over.Copy !req
823. Alone, Jordana will slip away
and spy onCopy !req
824. De La Sol as he opens the vault.Copy !req
825. What you'll find is that.Copy !req
826. The vault is encrypted with a high tech
DNA code that matches De La Sol's.Copy !req
827. So. We need a sample
of De La Sol's DNA.Copy !req
828. If we're going to
get into that safe.Copy !req
829. Come On!
Get out of here!Copy !req
830. Out!Copy !req
831. De La Sol takes a 10 mile run
every morning through the city.Copy !req
832. And that's where Model Turned Actress and
Cool Asian Guy come into play.Copy !req
833. Model Turned Actress will drive by
getting De La Sol's attention.Copy !req
834. And he will say something like..
"Nice boobies."Copy !req
835. Then Cool Asian Guy will appearCopy !req
836. and say something like..Copy !req
837. "Did you just said 'nice boobies'
to my girlfriend? "Copy !req
838. And he will reply:
"I don't know, it's that your girlfriend?"Copy !req
839. "Yup"Copy !req
840. "Well then,
I said 'nice boobies'."Copy !req
841. That's when you have to defend her honor.Copy !req
842. "So then I must defend her honor
and challenge you to a ...Copy !req
843. "Karate fight."Copy !req
844. Oh, cos I'm Asian.
You automatically assume I know karate?Copy !req
845. Do you?Copy !req
846. Yeah, I'm a 3rd degree
black belt.Copy !req
847. That's a total coincidence.Copy !req
848. Anyway,
you'll fight him.Copy !req
849. You will do spinning windmills.Copy !req
850. Leg sweeps,
and flying side kicks.Copy !req
851. Then De La Sol will start working your face
like a punching bag.Copy !req
852. All in the effort to get De La Sol
to build up a nice sweat.Copy !req
853. So Model Turned Actress can collect
DNA sample from his upper ass crack.Copy !req
854. Ass crack?Copy !req
855. The purest form of DNA.Copy !req
856. Now that we have a sample of his DNA,
we can unlock the safe.Copy !req
857. How we ever get near the vault
to open it?Copy !req
858. That's where you come in,
Rapper Cameo.Copy !req
859. We're going to give you the DNA
sample to unlock the vault.Copy !req
860. Shove you in a box and
shipped you there.Copy !req
861. Say what?Copy !req
862. We'll send you ground.
3 to 5 days shipping.Copy !req
863. 3 to 5 days?Copy !req
864. We looked into overnight.
But the rate was outrageous.Copy !req
865. Come on, man!Copy !req
866. You will get delivered and placed by the vault,
waiting further instructions.Copy !req
867. That brings us to Curtis.Copy !req
868. You'll be the decoy.Copy !req
869. You'll knock on the door.
And when the guards open up.Copy !req
870. You tickle him.Copy !req
871. - Did you say tickle?
- Did I stutter?Copy !req
872. You'll run around the alley dodging bullets.Copy !req
873. And that will draw the other naked guard toCopy !req
874. rush outside and shooting you.Copy !req
875. When Rapper CameoCopy !req
876. hears all the gun fire,
he'll pop out like jack in a box.Copy !req
877. He'll run over to the door
and lock out the guards.Copy !req
878. He'll then use the ass crack
DNA sample to unlock the vault.Copy !req
879. Now back outside,
Curtis will finally get shot.Copy !req
880. Get shot?Copy !req
881. Yes.
And mainly in the groin.Copy !req
882. And when the guards go to check to see
if Curtis is finally dead ...Copy !req
883. I die?Copy !req
884. We pull up.Copy !req
885. Catching them off guard,
and take them out.Copy !req
886. Rapper Cameo opens up from the inside,Copy !req
887. We load up the cars with the cash.Copy !req
888. Then me and bro,
rendezvous with Jordana,Copy !req
889. Michelle, Model Turned Actress,
Rapper Cameo and Cool Asian Guy,Copy !req
890. in an extradition free exotic locale.Copy !req
891. And the best part of the plan?Copy !req
892. No casualty what so ever.Copy !req
893. Except for Curtis.
Of cos.Copy !req
894. Son of a...Copy !req
895. So, what do you say?Copy !req
896. Okay, second idea.Copy !req
897. We bust in, blow open the vault and
drive off.Copy !req
898. - Yeah! Uh-huh.
- That's good.Copy !req
899. - Yeah! I like that, plan B.
- I like that one.Copy !req
900. I'm down with that.Copy !req
901. Yeah, yes.Copy !req
902. We ride at dawn.Copy !req
903. Dawn, really?Copy !req
904. What's wrong with dawn?Copy !req
905. It's so early,
dawn is before breakfast.Copy !req
906. Yeah.
And I am no good without breakfast.Copy !req
907. Fine.
We ride after breakfast.Copy !req
908. How about we all go out for breakfast.
iHop would be fun?Copy !req
909. - Yeah!
- Yeah. That's good, that's good.Copy !req
910. Their pancakes are the bomb.Copy !req
911. We ride...Copy !req
912. after iHop.Copy !req
913. Hey Curtis.Copy !req
914. Did you finish fixing up the Smart car?Copy !req
915. What you think?Copy !req
916. Nice.Copy !req
917. Real nice.Copy !req
918. And I got a little something for you.Copy !req
919. Thanks, man.Copy !req
920. My unicorn car!Copy !req
921. - What?
- You fixed it up?Copy !req
922. For me?Copy !req
923. Surprise.Copy !req
924. No.Copy !req
925. It's a simple gesture.Copy !req
926. to show how special you are to us.Copy !req
927. Giving your sweeten
loving present to him.Copy !req
928. What's his name?Copy !req
929. Mom was right.Copy !req
930. I should have joined an ordinary
motorcycle gang instead!Copy !req
931. What a baby ...Copy !req
932. I still need to talk to you.Copy !req
933. Before you do.
There's something I need to tell you.Copy !req
934. I know what's going on.Copy !req
935. - You do?
- Of course. Every one does.Copy !req
936. It's not like you have done
a very good job at hiding it.Copy !req
937. You don't know what a relief
that is.Copy !req
938. - You're fat!
- Excuse me?Copy !req
939. I'm sorry, but it's obviously
you got quite a muffin top going on.Copy !req
940. Jeez,
you look like a fat Jonah Hill!Copy !req
941. Wait, Jonah Hill might actually be skinny now.
Let me think.Copy !req
942. Fat in Superbad,
Really fat in Moneyball,Copy !req
943. then in 21 Jump Street ...Copy !req
944. I don't know if he is fat or thin.Copy !req
945. I'm so confuse now.Copy !req
946. Anyway, have you no pride
in your appearance?Copy !req
947. - I am pregnant.
- Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
948. What car is this?Copy !req
949. It's my old man's car.Copy !req
950. He died in it.Copy !req
951. You guys get along?Copy !req
952. He was the best.Copy !req
953. I never knew my father.Copy !req
954. He went out for a pack of smokes ...Copy !req
955. And he never came back?Copy !req
956. No, he came back and told me to
"Smoke up, because he was leaving."Copy !req
957. I was 8 years old.Copy !req
958. You were just a kid.
It wasn't your fault.Copy !req
959. He kind of said it was.Copy !req
960. He said before I was born,Copy !req
961. He used to have sex with my mom
all the time.Copy !req
962. They would go out and see movies.Copy !req
963. Travel to interesting places
like Naper Valley or Belize,Copy !req
964. But now, he couldn't do
anything fun anymore.Copy !req
965. But you still had your mother.Copy !req
966. Wow, he made such compelling argument
that she left too.Copy !req
967. - You grew up in an orphanage?
- And from foster home to foster home.Copy !req
968. Seems that no one wants a perfectly
good blue eye white baby anymore.Copy !req
969. Unless you are from Namibia with
flies buzzing around your eyeballs.Copy !req
970. You are no good to anyone.Copy !req
971. You can't fight celebrity trends.Copy !req
972. Brangelina,Copy !req
973. Madonna,Copy !req
974. Sandy Bullock,Copy !req
975. they all have black babies.Copy !req
976. I know.Copy !req
977. I knocked up your sister.Copy !req
978. She told me.Copy !req
979. So, what are you going to do?Copy !req
980. You going to be like your old man
and take off?Copy !req
981. Or you're going to
stick it out like my dad?Copy !req
982. Right after that picture was taken,
he took me for ice cream.Copy !req
983. What a special memory.Copy !req
984. And we robbed the joint.Copy !req
985. I'm sorry Detective Johnson but,Copy !req
986. I don't know what any of
those hand signals mean.Copy !req
987. I have to go pee pee.Copy !req
988. Go by the dumpster.Copy !req
989. Thanks,
don't go in without me.Copy !req
990. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
991. Go, go, go...Copy !req
992. Everyone freeze!Copy !req
993. Don't you move.
You son of a bitch.Copy !req
994. Or I'll blow your head off!Copy !req
995. I said freeze.Copy !req
996. Lower your weapons and
surrender now!Copy !req
997. Finally got you, Serento.Copy !req
998. Your ass is mine.Copy !req
999. Uh..Copy !req
1000. No one's there
and my hand is starting to cramp up.Copy !req
1001. Fine!Copy !req
1002. Must have just missed them.Copy !req
1003. I know we shouldn't have gone to iHOP.Copy !req
1004. I just can't resist those pancakes.Copy !req
1005. Those chocolate eyes,
whipped cream hair.Copy !req
1006. Take a look at this.Copy !req
1007. There's enough evidence here to put
De La Sol away for 3 lifetimes.Copy !req
1008. What's Serento up to?Copy !req
1009. And how's it link to De la Sol?Copy !req
1010. DON'T FORGET TO ROB DE LA SOL
OF HIS $100 million!Copy !req
1011. HEIST DAY!Copy !req
1012. What do you know ...Copy !req
1013. They are having a once in a year sales
at Bloomies.Copy !req
1014. Bloomies
Once a Year SaleCopy !req
1015. Men, let's roll.Copy !req
1016. Everyone.Copy !req
1017. Masks on.
Now.Copy !req
1018. What the hell is that?Copy !req
1019. What?
You said bring your own mask.Copy !req
1020. Oh, come on!Copy !req
1021. Forget it.
Forget it.Copy !req
1022. No masks.Copy !req
1023. Masks off!
Masks off!Copy !req
1024. OkayCopy !req
1025. We take these chains
and hook them to the back.Copy !req
1026. Pull the wall down.Copy !req
1027. Catch them by surprise.Copy !req
1028. They never see us coming.Copy !req
1029. They totally saw us coming.Copy !req
1030. Somebody must have set us up.Copy !req
1031. Hi, Curtis!Copy !req
1032. You want to grab dinner later?Copy !req
1033. Call me.Copy !req
1034. I'm going to kill you.Copy !req
1035. Watch out, Vin!Copy !req
1036. Why you do it,
Curtis?Copy !req
1037. Sorry, Vin ...Copy !req
1038. He was going to take me
to see One Direction.Copy !req
1039. One Direction?Copy !req
1040. That's it!Copy !req
1041. Now, it's personal!Copy !req
1042. I'm going to kill you,
Cesar.Copy !req
1043. He was my best friend.Copy !req
1044. I thought we were best friends.Copy !req
1045. Well, you are.Copy !req
1046. Well, he was my BFF for a long time.Copy !req
1047. You got to understand that.Copy !req
1048. We had our fun together.Copy !req
1049. - What are we going to do?
- Get in the car.Copy !req
1050. Stick to the plan.
Pull that wall down.Copy !req
1051. We're taking that vault.Copy !req
1052. You just hit my smart car.Copy !req
1053. Now, it's personaler ...Copy !req
1054. It's more personal.Copy !req
1055. I'm taking it personally.Copy !req
1056. It's a personal matter!Copy !req
1057. Ah.. screw it.Copy !req
1058. Keep flooring it,
give it all she's got.Copy !req
1059. Why are we using walkie talkies?Copy !req
1060. Because I got them on sale.Copy !req
1061. Whoa..Copy !req
1062. Holy shit ...Copy !req
1063. We do not see that every day.Copy !req
1064. Is everything okay?Copy !req
1065. Not exactly,
per se.Copy !req
1066. Per se?Copy !req
1067. My money ...Copy !req
1068. Follow that
Big Ass Tacos.Copy !req
1069. Move, move, move!Copy !req
1070. Adios!Copy !req
1071. Stop!Copy !req
1072. Let her retract.Copy !req
1073. And then,
this time,Copy !req
1074. slower and evenly,
pull the seat belt.Copy !req
1075. No, no..
no..Copy !req
1076. No, no.
Cesar, no, again.Copy !req
1077. Cesar!Copy !req
1078. Do it again,
but this time ...Copy !req
1079. Do it, even slowerly..Copy !req
1080. I think it's broken.Copy !req
1081. Ŕ now, por favor, mijo.Copy !req
1082. Ahh...!Copy !req
1083. Go Faster, á Ndale way! Vamos!Copy !req
1084. Where the hell are they going?Copy !req
1085. Follow that Big Ass Tacos!Copy !req
1086. follow this Big Ass Tacos!Copy !req
1087. Copy that.Copy !req
1088. Go, go, go...Copy !req
1089. Looks like we got company.Copy !req
1090. Take them out!Copy !req
1091. We're on it,
Vin.Copy !req
1092. Ahh...!Copy !req
1093. Whoa..!Copy !req
1094. Nice work.Copy !req
1095. Real smooth.Copy !req
1096. Cool Asian Guy,
Model Turned ActressCopy !req
1097. Now break up,
we'll rendezvous as planned.Copy !req
1098. Copy that.Copy !req
1099. "HOLIDAY SLOW JAMS"Copy !req
1100. Oh,
hell no!Copy !req
1101. How you like a little taste of my
ill received slow jam project.Copy !req
1102. Oh...
Ahh...!Copy !req
1103. Nice work,
Rapper Cameo.Copy !req
1104. Thanks, Vin.
I'm rolling out.Copy !req
1105. Jordana, Michelle!
Heads up.Copy !req
1106. I see her, Vin.Copy !req
1107. - She hit the tank.
- Stop the car and let me out.Copy !req
1108. What?Copy !req
1109. I'll slow her down.Copy !req
1110. No!Copy !req
1111. I'm not letting you get arrested,
and let you have your baby in prison.Copy !req
1112. But Michelle. How are you going to survive
in a all woman's prison?Copy !req
1113. Stop the car!Copy !req
1114. Please, not too rough.Copy !req
1115. Unless you want to.Copy !req
1116. I taking you downtown and immediately
strip searching you for weapons.Copy !req
1117. Full body cavity search?Copy !req
1118. Definitely.Copy !req
1119. Thank you,
God.Copy !req
1120. Go faster!Copy !req
1121. Si, si.Copy !req
1122. Understand!Copy !req
1123. It's freezing in here.Copy !req
1124. I'll put the heater up for you.Copy !req
1125. ThanksCopy !req
1126. There.Copy !req
1127. Still chilly.Copy !req
1128. It's at 90 degrees.Copy !req
1129. Yeah.
But yours is at 60!Copy !req
1130. This Perros is dual-climate,
my side is 60, your side is 90.Copy !req
1131. The climates are not separated.Copy !req
1132. It's just one climate!Copy !req
1133. Do you see any invisible divider here?Copy !req
1134. Look, look, look..Copy !req
1135. My hand pass through.
Look, look.Copy !req
1136. Combines!Copy !req
1137. So if you really are at 60.Copy !req
1138. And I'm at 90,
we are really at ...Copy !req
1139. 75 degrees.Copy !req
1140. Si, pero..Copy !req
1141. We are in the middle of
a car chase right now.Copy !req
1142. And my temperature
is really high.Copy !req
1143. Please, please.
I just prefer prefer much cooler.Copy !req
1144. So.
What's you solution? Mijo.Copy !req
1145. Seat warmer.Copy !req
1146. Seat warmer.Copy !req
1147. - Hun?
- Please open your door.Copy !req
1148. Now,
get out!Copy !req
1149. It's okay ...
I'm okay, I'm okay!Copy !req
1150. Let's play.
Come on!Copy !req
1151. I got you!Copy !req
1152. Go GTA on your ass!Copy !req
1153. - You only 5 foot 8?
- YeahCopy !req
1154. You look taller.Copy !req
1155. Thank you.Copy !req
1156. I pride myself of my good points...Copy !req
1157. Totally out smart him.Copy !req
1158. What a dummy ...Copy !req
1159. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
1160. Locked my keys in my car again!Copy !req
1161. Yes.Copy !req
1162. Vin, we can't outrun him.
We need a way out of the city.Copy !req
1163. I'm way ahead of you.
Getting directions now.Copy !req
1164. Calculating route.Copy !req
1165. Calculating.Copy !req
1166. Right turn in 200 feet.Copy !req
1167. Damn it,
missed the turn.Copy !req
1168. Bald loser!Copy !req
1169. I shave my head because it makes me
look cool and tough..Copy !req
1170. Oh darn.
Your dashboard is dirty.Copy !req
1171. Could use some..
Mr. Clean..Copy !req
1172. I'm not going bald.
If that's what you are implying.Copy !req
1173. Whatever,
penis head.Copy !req
1174. Just because I am bald.
with thick veiny neck muscles.Copy !req
1175. Does not.. make me..
a penis head!Copy !req
1176. Damn it!Copy !req
1177. Pull over!Copy !req
1178. Pull over!Copy !req
1179. Pull over!
This must end now!Copy !req
1180. This action scene has
gone on for long enough.Copy !req
1181. The movie is way over budget!Copy !req
1182. Vin, they are gaining!
We really need those directions!Copy !req
1183. - So annoying.
- So annoying..Copy !req
1184. So annoying..So annoying..Copy !req
1185. Shut up!Copy !req
1186. - Shut up!
- Vin..Copy !req
1187. - We are waiting!
- Shut up.Copy !req
1188. I'm on it!Copy !req
1189. We can't out run him.
We got to dislodge the Big Ass Tacos.Copy !req
1190. When we hit the intersection.
You go left, I'll go right.Copy !req
1191. Question.Copy !req
1192. My left or your 1eft?Copy !req
1193. You only have one left,
right?Copy !req
1194. Got it!Copy !req
1195. Hang on.Copy !req
1196. Are you saying 'right' like
you agree..Copy !req
1197. or right,
like you are going to turn right?Copy !req
1198. We are at the intersection,
turn now!Copy !req
1199. Whoa.Copy !req
1200. Not on my watch,
De La Sol.Copy !req
1201. Freeze.!
Don't move!Copy !req
1202. Hands up.Copy !req
1203. Get out of the car.Copy !req
1204. How do I get out of the car
when my hands are up?Copy !req
1205. Get out of the car.Copy !req
1206. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
1207. You told me to "Hands up."Copy !req
1208. Look's like you are going away for
a long time. De La Sol.Copy !req
1209. Come on,
Detective...Copy !req
1210. I'm sure we can work something out.Copy !req
1211. Are you seriously trying to bribe
a federal officer?Copy !req
1212. I can give you whatever you want.Copy !req
1213. Even tighter spandex shirts.Copy !req
1214. Human growth hormones agent?Copy !req
1215. Or perhaps..
a deluxe ...Copy !req
1216. Manscaper razor set.Copy !req
1217. Get out of here.Copy !req
1218. Scored!Copy !req
1219. Serento!Copy !req
1220. You're under arrest.Copy !req
1221. Let her go.Copy !req
1222. Take it easy with her,
she's pregnant!Copy !req
1223. Don't move,
Put your hands where I can see them.Copy !req
1224. Not you, Officer White.
You can put your hands down.Copy !req
1225. White officer?Copy !req
1226. Did a little checking into you.Copy !req
1227. I fell in love with you
and you're a cop?Copy !req
1228. Undercover,
brought in to take you down.Copy !req
1229. Good work.
You will be given a promotion for this.Copy !req
1230. I'll personally see to it.
Personally.Copy !req
1231. I'll let you do the honors.
Officer White.Copy !req
1232. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
1233. I'm not a cop anymore.Copy !req
1234. I am with them.Copy !req
1235. You're going to turn down
$ 32,500 a year before taxes.Copy !req
1236. Three unpaid vacation days,
and a bankrupt picture plan and what.Copy !req
1237. Run off with a $ 100 million,
scott free?Copy !req
1238. Living on an exotic beach,
raising your baby with a beauty woman?Copy !req
1239. Well ...
yeah.Copy !req
1240. That's kind of no brainer.Copy !req
1241. Damn it!Copy !req
1242. My baby oil!Copy !req
1243. No!Copy !req
1244. Race you to Rio?Copy !req
1245. When're you going to learn.Copy !req
1246. You ain't going to beat me.Copy !req
1247. - Usually bet?
- No, let's up the stakes.Copy !req
1248. We're talking all in.Copy !req
1249. Jordana's unborn baby?Copy !req
1250. Exactly.Copy !req
1251. You're on.Copy !req
1252. Don't worry babe,
I got this.Copy !req
1253. It's over now!Copy !req
1254. Now give me back my money.Copy !req
1255. Or I'll kill all of you.Copy !req
1256. And I'll going to start with ...Copy !req
1257. you.Copy !req
1258. Did you hear that?Copy !req
1259. No.Copy !req
1260. Calculating route.Copy !req
1261. Calculating, calculating,
calculating..Copy !req
1262. That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
1263. Right turn
in 200 feet.Copy !req
1264. Who's the boss?Copy !req
1265. Left turn
in 100 feet.Copy !req
1266. Who's in charge?Copy !req
1267. Me, that's who.
Me.Copy !req
1268. Congratulations.Copy !req
1269. You have reached your destination.Copy !req
1270. Come on!Copy !req
1271. Deal with it,Copy !req
1272. Bald bitch!Copy !req
1273. I didn't heard "cut"!Copy !req
1274. Fine.Copy !req
1275. Stop, dude.Copy !req
1276. Do you know ...Copy !req
1277. Shit!Copy !req
1278. You taking him over me?Copy !req
1279. This is tough, dude.Copy !req
1280. - Stop!
- Sorry.Copy !req
1281. You can forget about coming over tonight
and watch the season finale of the..Copy !req
1282. You son of a bitch
- What the hell was that.Copy !req
1283. Sorry!Copy !req
1284. You want the job or not?
God damn it.Copy !req
1285. Do you want?Copy !req
1286. Don't laugh!
You take it or not?Copy !req
1287. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1288. What car is this?Copy !req
1289. What are you doing?Copy !req
1290. I can't!Copy !req
1291. Is that rolling it.Copy !req
1292. And?Copy !req
1293. Sorry.Copy !req
1294. - I know what's going on.
- You do?Copy !req
1295. Come on.Copy !req
1296. Before you do,
there's something I need to tell you.Copy !req
1297. I know what's going on.Copy !req
1298. I know what's going on.Copy !req
1299. Sorry.Copy !req
1300. How about I borrow your phone.
And then you go buy a new one.Copy !req
1301. - You don't like it?
- I don't deserve you, Cesar.Copy !req
1302. - Don't cry.
- I'm not crying.Copy !req
1303. - Don't cry.
- I'm not crying.Copy !req
1304. You make me cry, when you cry.
Don't cry please.Copy !req
1305. - Am I crying?
- You're crying.Copy !req
1306. Oh My God,
am I crying?Copy !req
1307. You're crying.Copy !req
1308. - Why am I crying?
- I don't know!Copy !req
1309. This is a funny movie,
why am I crying?Copy !req
1310. I do not know!
Please.Copy !req
1311. I don't know sorry!Copy !req
1312. - It's suppose to be a funny movie!
- It wasn't funny.Copy !req
1313. You just want to prove
that you are a good actor!Copy !req
1314. They never get Oscar from
these spoof movies!Copy !req
1315. Subtitle created by - Aorion -Copy !req