1. Excuse me.Copy !req
2. I am looking for the illegal
street car racing.Copy !req
3. Awesome!Copy !req
4. Thanks, bro.Copy !req
5. Hey.Copy !req
6. Get off me, man!Copy !req
7. Looking for Vin Serento.Copy !req
8. Who isn't, take a number.Copy !req
9. Here he is now.Copy !req
10. Thanks...Copy !req
11. man!Copy !req
12. Hey, back off sisters!Copy !req
13. He's my man!Copy !req
14. Come on...Copy !req
15. Damn, that's a fine ass.Copy !req
16. What?Copy !req
17. Uh, I said...Copy !req
18. Kick some.. ass.Copy !req
19. Yeah!Copy !req
20. Kick some ass, Vin!Copy !req
21. - That's what she mean.
- Yeah.Copy !req
22. Alright everyone.Copy !req
23. The race is around the factory
and back.Copy !req
24. No second place.Copy !req
25. Winner takes all.Copy !req
26. Who's in?Copy !req
27. I'll race, homes.Copy !req
28. What are you staking?Copy !req
29. A case of TEC-9s.Copy !req
30. Completely untraceable.Copy !req
31. Well this is getting serious,
Vin.Copy !req
32. Alright who else has
the balls to race?Copy !req
33. Me!Copy !req
34. And I got 10 pounds
of the prompt cheatham weedCopy !req
35. to say I'm going to win, yo.Copy !req
36. Alright...Copy !req
37. I guess this ain't going to be
no friendly race.Copy !req
38. I'm about to up the stake
big time.Copy !req
39. I'm bringing this bitch
to a whole new level.Copy !req
40. That's right.Copy !req
41. Two words.Copy !req
42. Spa day.Copy !req
43. I'm talking the works.Copy !req
44. Aromatherapy.Copy !req
45. Shea Butter moisturizing bath.Copy !req
46. Cucumber micro-exfoliating treatment.Copy !req
47. And full body seaweed wrap.Copy !req
48. Does that shit also includes the
lavender rejuvenation facial mask?Copy !req
49. What do you think?Copy !req
50. I want to race.Copy !req
51. I got the pink slip to my car that says
I can take all of you.Copy !req
52. You think you can just
strolled up and race.Copy !req
53. Vin Serento?Copy !req
54. What are you driving?Copy !req
55. A car.Copy !req
56. With unicorns.Copy !req
57. Let's see what're you packing
under the hood.Copy !req
58. Whoa!Copy !req
59. He's got one of those big shiny thingsCopy !req
60. with a lot of tubes and curly curls
coming out of it.Copy !req
61. With a red doeken.Copy !req
62. Vin, he's got one of those fancy thing
in the jiggers.Copy !req
63. That's the real deal.Copy !req
64. But it's not the car you drive.Copy !req
65. It's the driver who's driving the car...
that's doing the driving.Copy !req
66. That's right.Copy !req
67. Let him race.Copy !req
68. You heard my little sister.Copy !req
69. Let's see what you got.Copy !req
70. If you win, you get me.Copy !req
71. But..Copy !req
72. If you lose...Copy !req
73. You get her.Copy !req
74. We've got a black guy in a white
neighborhood, minding his own business.Copy !req
75. All units respond. Repeat.Copy !req
76. All units respond.Copy !req
77. We're good to go,
the cops are going to be busy for a while.Copy !req
78. Yo! Start the race!Copy !req
79. Alright.Copy !req
80. Ready.Copy !req
81. Hey, white boy!Copy !req
82. You're grinding your gears.Copy !req
83. You have to stop accelerating
as you put it in the first.Copy !req
84. Thanks, I've never actually driven
a stick before.Copy !req
85. Go!Copy !req
86. Aww...!Copy !req
87. Oh!Copy !req
88. Damn it!Copy !req
89. Forgot to get gas!Copy !req
90. Hurry up. I'm in a race.Copy !req
91. You're not getting a tip,
slowpoke.Copy !req
92. Feel the trills!Copy !req
93. If you win, you get me.Copy !req
94. But if you lose...Copy !req
95. You get her.Copy !req
96. Oh, hell no!
I ain't going out like that!Copy !req
97. Too soon, rookies.Copy !req
98. My turn to jeez up.Copy !req
99. Whoa...!Copy !req
100. This is...Copy !req
101. Awesome!Copy !req
102. My bad!Copy !req
103. I'm coming for you, Serento.Copy !req
104. Oh..Copy !req
105. Shit..Copy !req
106. I'm going to win.Copy !req
107. I'm going to win.Copy !req
108. Did I win?Copy !req
109. Smoked them!Copy !req
110. Alright guys, pay up.Copy !req
111. Come here, puppy.Copy !req
112. What you grinning about?Copy !req
113. I almost beat you.Copy !req
114. You almost beat me?Copy !req
115. You only can't beat me,
you can't even beat yourself.Copy !req
116. Not true Serento.Copy !req
117. I've beating myself
since junior high.Copy !req
118. No way.Copy !req
119. You wagered a 10 sec car,
you owe me a 10 sec car.Copy !req
120. Deliver to the shop tomorrow,Copy !req
121. Bitch!Copy !req
122. Polpol! Roll out!Copy !req
123. Polpol?Copy !req
124. You know five-O.Copy !req
125. Pigs, bacon, barney.Copy !req
126. The heat, the law,
the fuzz, the man.Copy !req
127. No.Copy !req
128. The boys in blue.
The thin blue line.Copy !req
129. Johnny Law, Smokey,
Gunshoot, Flatfoot.Copy !req
130. Come on man?Copy !req
131. Haven't you ever seen an episode
of of CSI or NCIS or Illinois SBU.Copy !req
132. Are they on Netflix?Copy !req
133. I'm out of here!Copy !req
134. Damn, it's the cops!Copy !req
135. Thanks for the heads up bro!Copy !req
136. Where do you think you are going?
Cupcake.Copy !req
137. Take it easy.Copy !req
138. - Who were you racing with?
- Nobody.Copy !req
139. I was taking a romantic midnight drive.Copy !req
140. Oh, bullshit.Copy !req
141. Give me a name. Was it Serento?Copy !req
142. Aw..Copy !req
143. Funny now?Copy !req
144. Aw..Copy !req
145. He's a kind of robot.Copy !req
146. Oh, yeah. Alright.Copy !req
147. Ready? Here we go!Copy !req
148. Come on, cupcake, you're done.
Let's go.Copy !req
149. Give me your hands.Copy !req
150. Come on.Copy !req
151. Hey!Copy !req
152. Jeez, Hanover,
you have to be so rough?Copy !req
153. I had to make it look real.
Serento might had been watching.Copy !req
154. Serento ever found out I'm was an
undercover cop, he would kill me.Copy !req
155. Don't worry. I
erased your files.Copy !req
156. No one on the force even
knows you're a cop.Copy !req
157. Your secret dies with me.Copy !req
158. It's just. Maybe I'm not
the right guy for the job.Copy !req
159. I mean. I don't exactly fit in.Copy !req
160. - I'm really white.
- You'll be fine.Copy !req
161. I'm so white that when I went to
an all white boarding school.Copy !req
162. Nicknamed was "Cracker".Copy !req
163. - I get it.
- No, I don't think you do!Copy !req
164. I love hockey.Copy !req
165. I water ski,
I have a favorite lacrosse team.Copy !req
166. I have a crush on Martha Stewart.Copy !req
167. People mistake me
for the WikiLeak's guy.Copy !req
168. Okay.Copy !req
169. I still buy Kid Rock albums.Copy !req
170. I put purplery sachets
in my underwear drawer.Copy !req
171. I wear Crocs.Copy !req
172. I take a weekly Zumba class.Copy !req
173. Oh, for Christ sake.Copy !req
174. I cried.
When 'Friends' went off the air.Copy !req
175. My favourite actress of all time,
is Kristen Stewart,Copy !req
176. And my favourite movie off all time,
is Pitch Perfect.Copy !req
177. Oh, dear God!Copy !req
178. I'm so white,
that I put mayonnaise on sticks,Copy !req
179. and freeze them to
make mayonnaise sickles.Copy !req
180. You have no family,
you got no friends.Copy !req
181. You score through the roofCopy !req
182. on the criminal aptitude test.Copy !req
183. Take a look.Copy !req
184. Score higher than Charles Manson.Copy !req
185. Dexter.Copy !req
186. You score higher than Kanye.Copy !req
187. It's a fine line, which side
of the law you even belong.Copy !req
188. That makes you perfect for undercover work.Copy !req
189. Or being a journalist for TMZ.Copy !req
190. I guess so.Copy !req
191. Now look, Serento and his crew
are responsible for everything.Copy !req
192. From truck heist to counterfeiting
Bed Bath & Beyond gift cards.Copy !req
193. There is something big going down.Copy !req
194. We think that they might be working
for this man.Copy !req
195. J. lo's ex-hubby, Marc Anthony?Copy !req
196. No!Copy !req
197. That's Juan Carlos De La Sol,
the criminal king pin of LA.Copy !req
198. Right...Copy !req
199. Now look.Copy !req
200. Tonight you got closest to Serento
than anyone ever has.Copy !req
201. But I need you to get closer still.Copy !req
202. I need you to join their crew.Copy !req
203. So we can get the evidence
that we need to take these guys down.Copy !req
204. Are you with me?Copy !req
205. That's my boy.Copy !req
206. But, how do I explain to Serento
why you release me?Copy !req
207. Just tell him you beat my up and ran away.Copy !req
208. - You think he'll go for that?
- Yeah, if it looks right.Copy !req
209. What do you mean?Copy !req
210. Hit me.Copy !req
211. - Come again?
- Look, we got to make it look real.Copy !req
212. Like we really got into a brawl.Copy !req
213. And you knuckles got to look
you had been hitting somebody.Copy !req
214. So, hit me.Copy !req
215. Oh, I can't.Copy !req
216. I mean, can't we just like.. puts some
fake blood on my knuckles or something.Copy !req
217. Serento's a streetwise thug,
he's going to see right through that..Copy !req
218. Now hit me!Copy !req
219. Oh.. That hurts!Copy !req
220. I never actually hit someone before!Copy !req
221. Now do it again, and harder.Copy !req
222. Harder.Copy !req
223. Harder!Copy !req
224. Oh shit, I'm sorry.
Your lips bleeding.Copy !req
225. It's nothing. Okay, my turn.Copy !req
226. What do you mean, my turn?Copy !req
227. Serento will never believe
that you beat a hard detective,Copy !req
228. without taking a few beats yourself.Copy !req
229. I guess so but...Copy !req
230. Hey?Copy !req
231. You alright?Copy !req
232. You good? Yeah, you alright.Copy !req
233. Hey.Copy !req
234. You got my car 10 second car?Copy !req
235. As promised.Copy !req
236. Come on...Copy !req
237. - This thing is tiny!
- Exactly.Copy !req
238. With it's light body and a beef engine,
this could be...Copy !req
239. The fastest car in the circuit.Copy !req
240. But Vin, it's all busted up.Copy !req
241. It's a ton of work.Copy !req
242. Then fix it up!Copy !req
243. And you're going to help him.Copy !req
244. - Cos now you work for me.
- What?Copy !req
245. We have a full medical and dental plans.Copy !req
246. We recognized same sex partnership
for health benefits.Copy !req
247. And last but not least...Copy !req
248. Casual Fridays.Copy !req
249. That's when I get to wear
my dope ass Hawaiian shirts.Copy !req
250. Deal with it, bitch!Copy !req
251. Alright, Vin.Copy !req
252. Where can I put my stuff?Copy !req
253. Over there.Copy !req
254. Whoa.Copy !req
255. A lot of stolen merchandise.Copy !req
256. Whoa..Copy !req
257. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
258. Come on, drink it!Copy !req
259. Drink it, you son of a bitch!Copy !req
260. What are you doing!Copy !req
261. You're going to kill him!Copy !req
262. You know how fattening this stuff is!Copy !req
263. He's a cop!Copy !req
264. - I saw him snooping around.
- I ain't not cop!Copy !req
265. You're wearing a wire!Copy !req
266. Aww..Copy !req
267. I hate cops.Copy !req
268. I saw him get arrested last night.Copy !req
269. They beat him down trying
to get him to give me up.Copy !req
270. And he never dropped a dime.Copy !req
271. - Vin!
- I live by my instincts.Copy !req
272. And he's as much as a copCopy !req
273. as my girlfriend is in the class
about her true sexual identity.Copy !req
274. I can't believe this...Copy !req
275. Why don't he go out with your
sister while he's at it.Copy !req
276. Pick you up at 7?Copy !req
277. It's a date.Copy !req
278. Oh, come on!Copy !req
279. Nice.Copy !req
280. Nervous?Copy !req
281. No.Copy !req
282. I am, I'll admit it.Copy !req
283. - You are?
- Sure.Copy !req
284. I'm not so good at this.Copy !req
285. The whole time we're out.Copy !req
286. I'm going to be thinking about when
is the right moment to kiss you.Copy !req
287. Really?Copy !req
288. I propose that we just do it now,
and get it out of the way.Copy !req
289. Do the first kiss now?Copy !req
290. What do you say?Copy !req
291. Alright.Copy !req
292. - I feel better already.
- Me too.Copy !req
293. So. What do you have planned
for our date.Copy !req
294. I was thinking a little dinner.Copy !req
295. Sounds great.Copy !req
296. Fondue? How romantic.Copy !req
297. - May I?
- Please.Copy !req
298. Sorry.Copy !req
299. Awkward first date moment.Copy !req
300. Yeah.Copy !req
301. So tell me about your brother.Copy !req
302. What do you want to know?Copy !req
303. I do not know.Copy !req
304. How does Vin have the money
to pay for all thoseCopy !req
305. suit up cars?Copy !req
306. Does he engage in illegal activities.Copy !req
307. On regular.. basis?Copy !req
308. What is he planning to doCopy !req
309. with LA king pinCopy !req
310. Juan Carlos De La Sol?Copy !req
311. - I don't want to talk about my brother.
- Right.Copy !req
312. - Let's talk about you.
- What about me?Copy !req
313. What are you there?
You're not a tough girl.Copy !req
314. Sure, on the outside.
You have this take no shit hard exterior.Copy !req
315. But, on the inside..Copy !req
316. You're completely different.Copy !req
317. I am?Copy !req
318. Your ideal night,
is cuddling up with your snuggie.Copy !req
319. Watching your favorite movies.Copy !req
320. The Notebook, Dear John
and The Human Centipede.Copy !req
321. You donate all of your extra money,
to the causes closest to your heart.Copy !req
322. Save The Whales
Amnesty International,Copy !req
323. No Child Left Behind Without
an Xbox.Copy !req
324. And on New Year's eve,
when the clock strikes midnight,Copy !req
325. Just as Ryan Seacrest
ushers in the new year.Copy !req
326. When the big ball thingy.Copy !req
327. Lowers on that..Copy !req
328. Thing.Copy !req
329. You make a wish that the new yearCopy !req
330. will bring you, the true love.Copy !req
331. Flat tire.Copy !req
332. Jordana told me what went down
on your date last night.Copy !req
333. About the fondue and flat tire?Copy !req
334. About the..Copy !req
335. Relationships,
You had at the back of her apartment.Copy !req
336. Sorry, Vin.
It won't happen again.Copy !req
337. It better happen again.Copy !req
338. I've never seen my sister
so happy before.Copy !req
339. She's glowing.Copy !req
340. Yeah.Copy !req
341. I got it.Copy !req
342. I'll be right there.Copy !req
343. Michelle, let's bounce.Copy !req
344. Vin.Copy !req
345. Vin, baby.
You know I got softball every Tuesday!Copy !req
346. You're ready to take your shot?Copy !req
347. - Where are we going?
- Don't ask so many questions.Copy !req
348. Why?Copy !req
349. That's another question.Copy !req
350. Why so curious?Copy !req
351. So, if I knew where we were going,
I would know how to dress.Copy !req
352. Fancy, casual...Copy !req
353. nautical.Copy !req
354. Whoa. Hey, hey!Copy !req
355. You taking him over me?Copy !req
356. Thought we were BFFs.Copy !req
357. Fine.Copy !req
358. You can forget about
coming over tonight andCopy !req
359. watch the season finale
of the Bachelor.Copy !req
360. Cos you are no longer invited!Copy !req
361. Let's go.Copy !req
362. "Heading out. Something big
going down with De La Sol."Copy !req
363. "Will monitor your activities..."Copy !req
364. On behalf of Juan Carlos De La Sol,Copy !req
365. Thank you for coming.Copy !req
366. You are here
because you are the best in the city.Copy !req
367. But alas,
we only need one driver.Copy !req
368. This is bullshit!Copy !req
369. To get the job...Copy !req
370. you are going to have to audition.Copy !req
371. We'll see who is the best
of the best.Copy !req
372. Oh, yes.Copy !req
373. I think you know what you got to doCopy !req
374. to impress De La Sol.Copy !req
375. And to show you have the cojones..Copy !req
376. To work for him.Copy !req
377. Vin. What's going on?Copy !req
378. Just follow my lead.Copy !req
379. Freestyle.Copy !req
380. Oh yes, yes. Come on twerk!Copy !req
381. Twerk like Miley Cyrus!Copy !req
382. Yes.Copy !req
383. Yes.Copy !req
384. Diego!Copy !req
385. Man, I had you.
I totally out danced you.Copy !req
386. You never out dance me.
Who're you kidding?Copy !req
387. 3 years dance repertory.Copy !req
388. Ballet, modern,
contemporary and even tap.Copy !req
389. Right then, but next time...Copy !req
390. Next time.Copy !req
391. - Nice moves.
- Thanks.Copy !req
392. I only need one driver.Copy !req
393. But you guys had ball so good.Copy !req
394. I decided I'm going to hire
the two of you.Copy !req
395. - What's the job?
- Very simple.Copy !req
396. You must drive my super car
to this location.Copy !req
397. Upon delivery,
you will be paid $ 100,000.Copy !req
398. - Super car?
- Yeah.Copy !req
399. - She's a tiger.
- I know.Copy !req
400. It's the only one of it's kind.Copy !req
401. It's priceless.Copy !req
402. You got yourself a deal.Copy !req
403. - Question.
- Here we go again.Copy !req
404. Excuse me?Copy !req
405. Why don't you just drive the car yourself?Copy !req
406. I would. But I have
a million unpaid parking tickets.Copy !req
407. So they raise my insurance premium.Copy !req
408. Besides that, the car is a
like a cop magnet. You know.Copy !req
409. You tried Geico?
15 minutes can save you 15%.Copy !req
410. Yes. And half like it even Progressive,
but it's still a little worth to have.Copy !req
411. Are you a college graduate?Copy !req
412. Cos if you are a college grad,Copy !req
413. she could be eligible for a
pretty substantial discount.Copy !req
414. I once took a French league classCopy !req
415. in the college, does that count?Copy !req
416. Did you pass?Copy !req
417. No, the professor flunked me.
So I shot him.Copy !req
418. Look I rather just pay criminals
like yourself to drive the super car.Copy !req
419. Whenever I have to move it's location,
okay?Copy !req
420. - Make sense to me.
- But the math doesn't add up!Copy !req
421. You are offering us $ 100,000
in a down economy.Copy !req
422. What was your best bid from Aflac?Copy !req
423. Look! Do you want the job or not?
God damn it!Copy !req
424. Yes, he does.Copy !req
425. - Let's go.
- Get the fuck in the car!Copy !req
426. It's not working.
Dumb car must be broken.Copy !req
427. - Your foot is on the brake.
- What?Copy !req
428. Oh right...Copy !req
429. I got a bad feeling about this.Copy !req
430. Why?Copy !req
431. Listen to the score.Copy !req
432. Dissonant chord progression.Copy !req
433. Heavy use of Strings.Copy !req
434. Oboe.Copy !req
435. It all seems quite ominous.Copy !req
436. You got the money?Copy !req
437. There you go, sir.Copy !req
438. Count it.
Make sure it's all there.Copy !req
439. Nah.
This guy seems alright to me.Copy !req
440. Oh, oh.Copy !req
441. - I got it!
- Throw it, you idiot!Copy !req
442. Not to me!Copy !req
443. I don't want it!Copy !req
444. What you waiting for, Vin.
Throw it!Copy !req
445. Nah. I'm going to time it just right.
So when I throw it.Copy !req
446. They will catch it.Copy !req
447. And it will explode before they have
a chance to throw it back.Copy !req
448. Good thinking, right?Copy !req
449. Get ready!Copy !req
450. Wait for it.Copy !req
451. One.Copy !req
452. Two.Copy !req
453. And three.Copy !req
454. You okay?Copy !req
455. I think we got double crossed.Copy !req
456. Oh, you think so?Copy !req
457. Where're you going?Copy !req
458. Oh, shit!Copy !req
459. No!Copy !req
460. Oh, shit..Copy !req
461. Serento ever found out I was an
undercover cop, he would kill me.Copy !req
462. Don't worry. I erased your file.Copy !req
463. I'm the only one in the force
who knows that you're a cop.Copy !req
464. Your secret dies with me.Copy !req
465. Oh, shit!Copy !req
466. Come on, you bastard!Copy !req
467. Take it easy.Copy !req
468. He's dead.Copy !req
469. You're a cop killer now.Copy !req
470. High five.Copy !req
471. Let's go, come on.Copy !req
472. Let's go!Copy !req
473. He killed a cop.Copy !req
474. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
475. Detective Johnson,
I got some files for you to look at...Copy !req
476. This is no time for paper work.Copy !req
477. I got regular, decaf, latte...Copy !req
478. I'll drink some coffee when
I solved this crime.Copy !req
479. Here are the urine samples
you requested.Copy !req
480. Oh smell this!Copy !req
481. Look.Copy !req
482. People.Copy !req
483. The only thing I want right now is
to know what happened here.Copy !req
484. Officer Canaro,
what have you got?Copy !req
485. There is a camera.Copy !req
486. Yeah. So?Copy !req
487. So.Copy !req
488. Maybe, it recorded what happened.Copy !req
489. And then what?Copy !req
490. And then..Copy !req
491. And then
you could watch the tape.Copy !req
492. And see.. who shot him.Copy !req
493. It just might worked.Copy !req
494. Who is he?Copy !req
495. There's nothing on him.Copy !req
496. No record.Copy !req
497. Guy kills a cop,
has no priors...Copy !req
498. Doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
499. Let's check the body,
I want a fingerprint.Copy !req
500. What the hell is that?Copy !req
501. The black light will expose
what the human eye can't see.Copy !req
502. Like what date line uses,
for those exposesCopy !req
503. or Motels with dirty sheets.
Covering disgusting bed bugs.Copy !req
504. Gotcha.Copy !req
505. You, son of a bitch.Copy !req
506. What?Copy !req
507. Nothing. Nothing.Copy !req
508. Where is my car?Copy !req
509. Well, Carlos.Copy !req
510. I don't mean to be the bearer
of bad news, but..Copy !req
511. I don't have it.Copy !req
512. So. You don't have my car?Copy !req
513. Well uh...Copy !req
514. The double cross didn't go as planned,
per Se.Copy !req
515. Per Se?Copy !req
516. Yeah, per Se. You know.
As a matter of speaking.Copy !req
517. Yeah, but you say per Se,
when what you said wasn't exactly accurate.Copy !req
518. So what happened?Copy !req
519. The double cross didn't go as planned.Copy !req
520. So, Not per Se after all.Copy !req
521. I guess not. Not per Se.Copy !req
522. And that!Copy !req
523. That!Copy !req
524. Per Se!Copy !req
525. I have more information. Senor.Copy !req
526. I was going to tell you,
but you stabbed me.Copy !req
527. Yeah well,
you must always kill the messenger.Copy !req
528. That's sort of how we work,
right?Copy !req
529. Si, Si. I understand, but...Copy !req
530. Quick.Copy !req
531. Make him comfortable.Copy !req
532. Bring a pillow
and some coconut water.Copy !req
533. Here.Copy !req
534. - Bless you.
- This pillow is down filled!Copy !req
535. I'm allergic!Copy !req
536. You have a hypoallergenic one?Copy !req
537. I don't know.
Perhaps cotton or I don't know..Copy !req
538. Something in the soft, microfiber.Copy !req
539. Thank you.Copy !req
540. There, feel better now.Copy !req
541. It will help to replenish
your electrolytes.Copy !req
542. It's filled with mango and peach.Copy !req
543. Feel better now?Copy !req
544. Oh, Serento.Copy !req
545. He shot the other three.Copy !req
546. I barely got out with my life...Copy !req
547. Serento, huh.Copy !req
548. Get rid of him.Copy !req
549. Carlos...Copy !req
550. Madre de Dios, Que me asustó!Copy !req
551. I wasn't done.Copy !req
552. Forgive me please.
I constantly interrupt people.Copy !req
553. It's a terrible habit,
I'm working on it.Copy !req
554. But my therapist says
it's a form of narcissism.Copy !req
555. Anyway, you were saying?Copy !req
556. I know where Serento
and his crew hideout.Copy !req
557. It's at the warehouse of...Copy !req
558. I interrupt again, didn't I?Copy !req
559. Yeah.Copy !req
560. Therapy is a process.Copy !req
561. Get my car.Copy !req
562. As for Serento and his crew.Copy !req
563. Kill them all.Copy !req
564. I have more information, senor.Copy !req
565. Alright people. We are in serious
lock down mode.Copy !req
566. No one leaves the garage.Copy !req
567. De La Sol is out to kill me,
and the rest of you.Copy !req
568. How can you be so sure?Copy !req
569. By follow my Tweeter.Copy !req
570. Check this out.Copy !req
571. A Tragedy has occurred.Copy !req
572. Where a veteran detective
has been brutally murdered.Copy !req
573. Come on, you bastard!Copy !req
574. Police had been ordered
to shoot this man.Copy !req
575. Police are also encouraging
Angelenos to take the lawCopy !req
576. into their own hands.Copy !req
577. If you see this man,
please shoot him, stab him,Copy !req
578. or if the opportunity arises,
slap him upside the head.Copy !req
579. Oh, come on!Copy !req
580. What?Copy !req
581. - We have to get out of here.
- Go where?Copy !req
582. Some place where no one would find us.Copy !req
583. Some place with no extradition,Copy !req
584. like Tokyo or RioCopy !req
585. or Florida.Copy !req
586. You are talking fake passports,
plane tickets,Copy !req
587. living off the grid...Copy !req
588. We don't have that kind of money,
Vin.Copy !req
589. Then we need to get some money,
fast.Copy !req
590. Or we're all dead.Copy !req
591. Ideas?Copy !req
592. How about we moved to San Francisco and
open an alternative lesbians coffee shop.Copy !req
593. What? I'm just big ballin.Copy !req
594. Why don't we just sell this bitch
super car.Copy !req
595. We'll be rich!Copy !req
596. Boom!Copy !req
597. Problem solved, bitch!Copy !req
598. Great idea,
if it were actually a "super car".Copy !req
599. What?Copy !req
600. 87 octane?Copy !req
601. Super cars only run on premium.Copy !req
602. I know it.Copy !req
603. Why would De La Sol have us drive this car
unless it was valuable.Copy !req
604. Something smells fishy.Copy !req
605. It's a break down of all De La Sol's
illegal activity.Copy !req
606. Records of bribes to corrupt politicians,Copy !req
607. where he houses his hoes,Copy !req
608. Where he keeps his stash of money
worth over a $100 million.Copy !req
609. Wait... That's it!Copy !req
610. Right!Copy !req
611. We go to the house where he keeps his hoes
and we keep it.Copy !req
612. We steal his $100 million.Copy !req
613. And get out of town for good.Copy !req
614. Who's in?Copy !req
615. I'm in.Copy !req
616. Boss, I got the lunch.Copy !req
617. Thank God, I'm starving.Copy !req
618. What is this?Copy !req
619. Burger and fries.Copy !req
620. Yeah I can see that.
I'm not blind!Copy !req
621. But I ordered a kid's meal.Copy !req
622. I'm sorry.Copy !req
623. You know that I've been collectingCopy !req
624. the 'Despicable Me' minions.Copy !req
625. - I told you. You know that.
- YesCopy !req
626. I have them all,
except for Carl.Copy !req
627. I have Jerry, I have Stuart,Copy !req
628. I have Kevin, Dave,Copy !req
629. but I needed Carl.Copy !req
630. Carl says.Copy !req
631. "Bee-doh! Bee-doh."Copy !req
632. And you forget about it.Copy !req
633. I need the BeeDoh BeeDoh guy,
to complete my collection!Copy !req
634. Okay, I go back.
I go get a new one.Copy !req
635. No, no, no..Copy !req
636. I don't even want it anymore.Copy !req
637. Robbing Juan Carlos' of a $100 million,
ain't going to be easy.Copy !req
638. If we are going to pull off this heist,
we're going to need a bigger crew.Copy !req
639. First thing first,
we need a black guy.Copy !req
640. As Ja Rule or Bow Wow
or Ludacris.Copy !req
641. Why does he have to be a rapper?Copy !req
642. Cos movies like these always have a rapper
doing the cameo.Copy !req
643. It brings in the urban demographic.Copy !req
644. Dummy.Copy !req
645. Plus, they get to do a soundtrack title.Copy !req
646. Hey, what about uh ..
Lil Wayne, T.I., DMX,Copy !req
647. Gucci Mane and Akon?Copy !req
648. No, all those guys are either on their
way to jail or just getting out of jail.Copy !req
649. We'll film a reality show that
chronicles going to jailCopy !req
650. and then getting out of jail.Copy !req
651. And then go back to jail.Copy !req
652. I got it.Copy !req
653. I know the perfect guy to do the cameo.Copy !req
654. And we need an Asian guy.Copy !req
655. - Some one who can drift?
- Because Asian guys are cool.Copy !req
656. And last but not least,
we need a beautiful modelCopy !req
657. making her future acting debut..Copy !req
658. She's not going to have a lot of lines
or a lot to do.Copy !req
659. But she's smoking hot.
Fine to look at.Copy !req
660. - How do you do that?
- What?Copy !req
661. You describe them and then like
instantly they're here.Copy !req
662. Well, I had to.Copy !req
663. It's a classic multi-ethnic
round up scene.Copy !req
664. It's in every
Fast & Furious movie.Copy !req
665. Plus, I like to give my heist a sort of
United Colors of Benetton feel.Copy !req
666. Now let's get down to business.Copy !req
667. Alright, these are the
blueprints to the building.Copy !req
668. De La Sol is holding his $100 million in.Copy !req
669. Does anyone have any idea.Copy !req
670. How to read a blueprint?Copy !req
671. Oh, damn dog of my.Copy !req
672. That's not what you asked me.Copy !req
673. You said, can I drive fast
and can I use a gun.Copy !req
674. - Damn!
- So many numbers.Copy !req
675. Right, then I say
we go over thereCopy !req
676. and see for ourselves
what we are up against.Copy !req
677. You, Rapper Cameo and
Cool Asian Guy.Copy !req
678. Let's roll.Copy !req
679. Wait! I'm not going?Copy !req
680. No, why don't you stay behind
with the girls.Copy !req
681. Killed him.Copy !req
682. That was our secret handshake!Copy !req
683. - Now it's his.
- Deal with it.Copy !req
684. Bitch!Copy !req
685. There's something I need to talk to you
about when you get back.Copy !req
686. Can you give me a hint?Copy !req
687. Rock-a-bye babyCopy !req
688. on the treetop.Copy !req
689. When the wind blows,
the cradle will rock.Copy !req
690. Okay...Copy !req
691. When the bough breaks,
the cradle will fall.Copy !req
692. And down will come BABY...Copy !req
693. cradle and all.Copy !req
694. Oh my God!Copy !req
695. Are you serious?Copy !req
696. You taken up singing.Copy !req
697. You should totally try out
for The Voice.Copy !req
698. Avril Lavigne is going to love you!Copy !req
699. When a man and a woman
make love,Copy !req
700. sometimes there can be,
unintendedCopy !req
701. consequences.Copy !req
702. I know exactly
where this is heading.Copy !req
703. And I want to talk to you about it.Copy !req
704. Great.Copy !req
705. Cos I'm pretty sure
you gave me herpes.Copy !req
706. I'm...Copy !req
707. We'll talk about this later.Copy !req
708. Who are you?Copy !req
709. Where is the rest of the money?Copy !req
710. What do you mean? It's all here.Copy !req
711. Watch out!Copy !req
712. I'm on it, bro.Copy !req
713. De La Sol's stash is worth
over a $100 million.Copy !req
714. Where is it?Copy !req
715. - Who's De La Sol?
- Who's De La Sol.Copy !req
716. Aw...Copy !req
717. You think I was born yesterday?Copy !req
718. Question.Copy !req
719. Is this 1414 Becker Street?Copy !req
720. This is 1414Copy !req
721. Becker Lane.Copy !req
722. What's with all the cash?Copy !req
723. We're a church,
it was Bingo night.Copy !req
724. I am the pastor, you asshole!Copy !req
725. Que Paso?Copy !req
726. Someone just robbed the church
on Becker.Copy !req
727. I know they wanted my money.Copy !req
728. You think it was Serento?Copy !req
729. Duh!Copy !req
730. He thinks he can steal my money?Copy !req
731. Listen to me, Cesar.Copy !req
732. Please pay attention.Copy !req
733. - I want my building guarded.
- Okay.Copy !req
734. Put the money in the
strongest vault there is.Copy !req
735. And kill Serento.Copy !req
736. - You got it?
- I got it, boss.Copy !req
737. Lo Qué es, El medio parte Que?Copy !req
738. What?Copy !req
739. Uh..Copy !req
740. Building.. guarded.Copy !req
741. No..no.Copy !req
742. The vault?Copy !req
743. No, no. Not that, the..Copy !req
744. - Kill Serento?
- Right!Copy !req
745. Now I understand.Copy !req
746. Guard the building and
put Serento in the vault!Copy !req
747. I'll just better text you
the needs, mijo.Copy !req
748. It's for the best.Copy !req
749. Now, now you have instructions
in your cellphone.Copy !req
750. - I didn't get it.
- But I already sent it!Copy !req
751. No.Copy !req
752. Aye! You have the 4G network?Copy !req
753. Yes. Of course.Copy !req
754. I'm still under the 3G,
it's much slower.Copy !req
755. How can I run a major criminal empire..Copy !req
756. And not having the same network?Copy !req
757. Well uh, in three months.Copy !req
758. My contract is going to end.Copy !req
759. And then I plan to upgrade
to the newest network.Copy !req
760. But in 3 months,
that would be 5G!Copy !req
761. Okay.Copy !req
762. How about you give me your phone.
And then you get a new one.Copy !req
763. - I'm going to kill you.
- We go now.Copy !req
764. They're wearing ski masks.Copy !req
765. They must have gone skiing
immediately before or after the crime.Copy !req
766. Contact the Aspen police,
the Canadian Mounties,Copy !req
767. and Whistler in the Swiss Alps
special forces. See what they know.Copy !req
768. Right sir.Copy !req
769. And take a look at this.Copy !req
770. That's Vin Serento.Copy !req
771. He's involved too.Copy !req
772. Triangulate the area.Copy !req
773. I want every available officers
to be on the lookout for these guys.Copy !req
774. Serento's chop shop must be close by.Copy !req
775. And for God sake.
Someone get me some more baby oil!Copy !req
776. How is it going on fingerprint match?Copy !req
777. Uh, still nothing.Copy !req
778. Wherever you fugitives are,
I'll find you.Copy !req
779. You hear me? I will find you!Copy !req
780. How about this t-shirt?Copy !req
781. Sir?Copy !req
782. Is it tight enough?Copy !req
783. Is it tight enough?Copy !req
784. Yes, I mean I can see your nipples
and everything.Copy !req
785. You're damn right.Copy !req
786. That's what I'm going for.Copy !req
787. Alright. Here's the deal.Copy !req
788. 1414 Becker Street,
is a Mexican restaurant,Copy !req
789. called Big Ass Tacos.Copy !req
790. De La Sol's using it as a front.Copy !req
791. I love Big Ass Tacos.Copy !req
792. It's a perfect cover.Copy !req
793. While unsuspecting customers
chow down,Copy !req
794. De La Sol got a secret room
at the back.Copy !req
795. De La Sol's stash must be there.Copy !req
796. Cos they brought in "The
strongest Vault There is."Copy !req
797. A vault big enough to hold
a $100 million plus.Copy !req
798. But this place is locked down harder than
Lindsay Lohan's liquor cabinet.Copy !req
799. If they see us,Copy !req
800. we're dead.Copy !req
801. But I got a foolproof plan.
That's going to get us the money.Copy !req
802. And they'll never know what hit them.Copy !req
803. First, we need eyes on the inside.Copy !req
804. That's where Jordana and Michelle
come in.Copy !req
805. Now before you get into the vault,
there is a counting room.Copy !req
806. De La Sol doesn't trust the counter
from stealing.Copy !req
807. So to make sure they are not
hiding cash in their clothes.Copy !req
808. He makes them all work butt naked.Copy !req
809. Everyone's nude.Copy !req
810. Even the guards.Copy !req
811. You two will get jobs
as new counters.Copy !req
812. Wait.Copy !req
813. All of these girls are
totally naked and super hot?Copy !req
814. Perfect tits.Copy !req
815. Every last one of them.Copy !req
816. Continue.Copy !req
817. Now everyday at 3 o'clock, right after
he finishes watching Judge Judy.Copy !req
818. De La Sol comes in to check
on the money in the vault.Copy !req
819. Michelle,
you improvise a distraction.Copy !req
820. The guard rush over.Copy !req
821. Alone, Jordana will slip away
and spy on.Copy !req
822. De La Sol as he opens the vault.Copy !req
823. What you'll find is that.Copy !req
824. The vault is encrypted with a high tech
DNA code that matches De La Sol's.Copy !req
825. So. We need a sample
of De La Sol's DNA.Copy !req
826. If we're going to
get into that safe.Copy !req
827. Come On! Get out of here!Copy !req
828. Out!Copy !req
829. De La Sol takes a 10 mile run
every morning through the city.Copy !req
830. And that's where Model Turned Actress and
Cool Asian Guy come into play.Copy !req
831. Model Turned Actress will drive by
getting De La Sol's attention.Copy !req
832. And he will say something like..
"Nice boobies."Copy !req
833. Then Cool Asian Guy will appearCopy !req
834. and say something like..Copy !req
835. "Did you just said 'nice boobies'
to my girlfriend?"Copy !req
836. And he will reply:
"I don't know, it's that your girlfriend?"Copy !req
837. "Yup."Copy !req
838. "Well then,
I said 'nice boobies'."Copy !req
839. That's when you have to defend her honor.Copy !req
840. "So then I must defend her honor
and challenge you to a...Copy !req
841. "Karate fight."Copy !req
842. Oh, cos I'm Asian.
You automatically assume I know karate?Copy !req
843. Do you?Copy !req
844. Yeah, I'm a 3rd degree
black belt.Copy !req
845. That's a total coincidence.Copy !req
846. Anyway, you'll fight him.Copy !req
847. You will do spinning windmills.Copy !req
848. Leg sweeps,
and flying side kicks.Copy !req
849. Then De La Sol will start working your face
like a punching bag.Copy !req
850. All in the effort to get De La Sol
to build up a nice sweat.Copy !req
851. So Model Turned Actress can collect
DNA sample from his upper ass crack.Copy !req
852. Ass crack?Copy !req
853. The purest form of DNA.Copy !req
854. Now that we have a sample of his DNA,
we can unlock the safe.Copy !req
855. How we ever get near the vault
to open it?Copy !req
856. That's where you come in,
Rapper Cameo.Copy !req
857. We're going to give you the DNA
sample to unlock the vault.Copy !req
858. Shove you in a box and
shipped you there.Copy !req
859. Say what?Copy !req
860. We'll send you ground.
3 to 5 days shipping.Copy !req
861. 3 to 5 days?Copy !req
862. We looked into overnight.
But the rate was outrageous.Copy !req
863. Come on, man!Copy !req
864. You will get delivered and placed by the
vault, waiting further instructions.Copy !req
865. That brings us to Curtis.Copy !req
866. You'll be the decoy.Copy !req
867. You'll knock on the door.
And when the guards open up.Copy !req
868. You tickle him.Copy !req
869. - Did you say tickle?
- Did I stutter?Copy !req
870. You'll run around the
alley dodging bullets.Copy !req
871. And that will draw the other naked guard toCopy !req
872. rush outside and shooting you.Copy !req
873. When Rapper CameoCopy !req
874. hears all the gun fire,
he'll pop out like jack in a box.Copy !req
875. He'll run over to the door
and lock out the guards.Copy !req
876. He'll then use the ass crack
DNA sample to unlock the vault.Copy !req
877. Now back outside,
Curtis will finally get shot.Copy !req
878. Get shot?Copy !req
879. Yes. And mainly in the groin.Copy !req
880. And when the guards go to check to see
if Curtis is finally dead...Copy !req
881. I die?Copy !req
882. We pull up.Copy !req
883. Catching them off guard,
and take them out.Copy !req
884. Rapper Cameo opens up from the inside,Copy !req
885. We load up the cars with the cash.Copy !req
886. Then me and bro,
rendezvous with Jordana,Copy !req
887. Michelle, Model Turned Actress,
Rapper Cameo and Cool Asian Guy,Copy !req
888. in an extradition free exotic locale.Copy !req
889. And the best part of the plan?Copy !req
890. No casualty what so ever.Copy !req
891. Except for Curtis. Of corse.Copy !req
892. Son of a...Copy !req
893. So, what do you say?Copy !req
894. Okay, second idea.Copy !req
895. We bust in, blow open the vault and
drive off.Copy !req
896. - Yeah! Uh-huh.
- That's good.Copy !req
897. - Yeah! I like that, plan B.
- I like that one.Copy !req
898. I'm down with that.Copy !req
899. Yeah, yes.Copy !req
900. We ride at dawn.Copy !req
901. Dawn, really?Copy !req
902. What's wrong with dawn?Copy !req
903. It's so early,
dawn is before breakfast.Copy !req
904. Yeah.
And I am no good without breakfast.Copy !req
905. Fine. We ride after breakfast.Copy !req
906. How about we all go out for breakfast.
iHop would be fun?Copy !req
907. - Yeah!
- Yeah. That's good, that's good.Copy !req
908. Their pancakes are the bomb.Copy !req
909. We ride...Copy !req
910. after iHop.Copy !req
911. Hey Curtis.Copy !req
912. Did you finish fixing up the Smart car?Copy !req
913. What you think?Copy !req
914. Nice.Copy !req
915. Real nice.Copy !req
916. And I got a little something for you.Copy !req
917. Thanks, man.Copy !req
918. My unicorn car!Copy !req
919. - What?
- You fixed it up?Copy !req
920. For me?Copy !req
921. Surprise.Copy !req
922. No.Copy !req
923. It's a simple gesture.Copy !req
924. To show how special you are to us.Copy !req
925. Giving your sweeten
loving present to him.Copy !req
926. What's his name?Copy !req
927. Mom was right.Copy !req
928. I should have joined an ordinary
motorcycle gang instead!Copy !req
929. What a baby...Copy !req
930. I still need to talk to you.Copy !req
931. Before you do.
There's something I need to tell you.Copy !req
932. I know what's going on.Copy !req
933. - You do?
- Of course. Every one does.Copy !req
934. It's not like you have done
a very good job at hiding it.Copy !req
935. You don't know what a relief
that is.Copy !req
936. - You're fat!
- Excuse me?Copy !req
937. I'm sorry, but it's obviously
you got quite a muffin top going on.Copy !req
938. Jeez,
you look like a fat Jonah Hill!Copy !req
939. Wait, Jonah Hill might actually
be skinny now. Let me think.Copy !req
940. Fat in Superbad,
Really fat in Moneyball,Copy !req
941. then in 21 Jump Street...Copy !req
942. I don't know if he is fat or thin.Copy !req
943. I'm so confuse now.Copy !req
944. Anyway, have you no pride
in your appearance?Copy !req
945. - I am pregnant.
- Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
946. What car is this?Copy !req
947. It's my old man's car.Copy !req
948. He died in it.Copy !req
949. You guys get along?Copy !req
950. He was the best.Copy !req
951. I never knew my father.Copy !req
952. He went out for a pack of smokes...Copy !req
953. And he never came back?Copy !req
954. No, he came back and told me to
"Smoke up, because he was leaving."Copy !req
955. I was 8 years old.Copy !req
956. You were just a kid.
It wasn't your fault.Copy !req
957. He kind of said it was.Copy !req
958. He said before I was born,Copy !req
959. He used to have sex with my mom
all the time.Copy !req
960. They would go out and see movies.Copy !req
961. Travel to interesting places
like Naper Valley or Belize,Copy !req
962. But now, he couldn't do
anything fun anymore.Copy !req
963. But you still had your mother.Copy !req
964. Wow, he made such compelling argument
that she left too.Copy !req
965. - You grew up in an orphanage?
- And from foster home to foster home.Copy !req
966. Seems that no one wants a perfectly
good blue eye white baby anymore.Copy !req
967. Unless you are from Namibia with
flies buzzing around your eyeballs.Copy !req
968. You are no good to anyone.Copy !req
969. You can't fight celebrity trends.Copy !req
970. Brangelina,Copy !req
971. Madonna,Copy !req
972. Sandy Bullock,Copy !req
973. they all have black babies.Copy !req
974. I know.Copy !req
975. I knocked up your sister.Copy !req
976. She told me.Copy !req
977. So, what are you going to do?Copy !req
978. You going to be like your old man
and take off?Copy !req
979. Or you're going to
stick it out like my dad?Copy !req
980. Right after that picture was taken,
he took me for ice cream.Copy !req
981. What a special memory.Copy !req
982. And we robbed the joint.Copy !req
983. I'm sorry Detective Johnson but,Copy !req
984. I don't know what any of
those hand signals mean.Copy !req
985. I have to go pee pee.Copy !req
986. Go by the dumpster.Copy !req
987. Thanks, don't go in without me.Copy !req
988. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
989. Go, go, go...Copy !req
990. Everyone freeze!Copy !req
991. Don't you move.
You son of a bitch.Copy !req
992. Or I'll blow your head off!Copy !req
993. I said freeze.Copy !req
994. Lower your weapons and
surrender now!Copy !req
995. Finally got you, Serento.Copy !req
996. Your ass is mine.Copy !req
997. Uh..Copy !req
998. No one's there
and my hand is starting to cramp up.Copy !req
999. Fine!Copy !req
1000. Must have just missed them.Copy !req
1001. I know we shouldn't have gone to iHop.Copy !req
1002. I just can't resist those pancakes.Copy !req
1003. Those chocolate eyes,
whipped cream hair.Copy !req
1004. Take a look at this.Copy !req
1005. There's enough evidence here to put
De La Sol away for 3 lifetimes.Copy !req
1006. What's Serento up to?Copy !req
1007. And how's it link to De la Sol?Copy !req
1008. DON'T FORGET TO ROB DE LA SOL
OF HIS $100 million!Copy !req
1009. What do you know...Copy !req
1010. They are having a once in a year sales
at Bloomies.Copy !req
1011. Bloomies Once a Year Sale.Copy !req
1012. Men, let's roll.Copy !req
1013. Everyone.Copy !req
1014. Masks on. Now.Copy !req
1015. What the hell is that?Copy !req
1016. What?
You said bring your own mask.Copy !req
1017. Oh, come on!Copy !req
1018. Forget it. Forget it.Copy !req
1019. No masks.Copy !req
1020. Masks off! Masks off!Copy !req
1021. Okay.Copy !req
1022. We take these chains
and hook them to the back.Copy !req
1023. Pull the wall down.Copy !req
1024. Catch them by surprise.Copy !req
1025. They never see us coming.Copy !req
1026. They totally saw us coming.Copy !req
1027. Somebody must have set us up.Copy !req
1028. Hi, Curtis!Copy !req
1029. You want to grab dinner later?Copy !req
1030. Call me.Copy !req
1031. I'm going to kill you.Copy !req
1032. Watch out, Vin!Copy !req
1033. Why you do it, Curtis?Copy !req
1034. Sorry, Vin...Copy !req
1035. He was going to take me
to see One Direction.Copy !req
1036. One Direction?Copy !req
1037. That's it!Copy !req
1038. Now, it's personal!Copy !req
1039. I'm going to kill you, Cesar.Copy !req
1040. He was my best friend.Copy !req
1041. I thought we were best friends.Copy !req
1042. Well, you are.Copy !req
1043. Well, he was my BFF for a long time.Copy !req
1044. You got to understand that.Copy !req
1045. We had our fun together.Copy !req
1046. - What are we going to do?
- Get in the car.Copy !req
1047. Stick to the plan.
Pull that wall down.Copy !req
1048. We're taking that vault.Copy !req
1049. You just hit my smart car.Copy !req
1050. Now, it's personaler...Copy !req
1051. It's more personal.Copy !req
1052. I'm taking it personally.Copy !req
1053. It's a personal matter!Copy !req
1054. Ah.. screw it.Copy !req
1055. Keep flooring it,
give it all she's got.Copy !req
1056. Why are we using walkie talkies?Copy !req
1057. Because I got them on sale.Copy !req
1058. Whoa..Copy !req
1059. Holy shit...Copy !req
1060. We do not see that every day.Copy !req
1061. Is everything okay?Copy !req
1062. Not exactly, per Se.Copy !req
1063. Per Se?Copy !req
1064. My money...Copy !req
1065. Follow that Big Ass Tacos.Copy !req
1066. Move, move, move!Copy !req
1067. Adios!Copy !req
1068. Stop!Copy !req
1069. Let her retract.Copy !req
1070. And then, this time,Copy !req
1071. slower and evenly,
pull the seat belt.Copy !req
1072. No, no.. no..Copy !req
1073. No, no. Cesar, no, again.Copy !req
1074. Cesar!Copy !req
1075. Do it again, but this time...Copy !req
1076. Do it, even slowerly..Copy !req
1077. I think it's broken.Copy !req
1078. À now, por favor, mijo.Copy !req
1079. Ahh...!Copy !req
1080. Go Faster, á Ndale way! Vamos!Copy !req
1081. Where the hell are they going?Copy !req
1082. Follow that Big Ass Tacos!Copy !req
1083. follow this Big Ass Tacos!Copy !req
1084. Copy that.Copy !req
1085. Go, go, go...Copy !req
1086. Looks like we got company.Copy !req
1087. Take them out!Copy !req
1088. We're on it, Vin.Copy !req
1089. Ahh...!Copy !req
1090. Whoa...!Copy !req
1091. Nice work.Copy !req
1092. Real smooth.Copy !req
1093. Cool Asian Guy,
Model Turned Actress.Copy !req
1094. Now break up,
we'll rendezvous as planned.Copy !req
1095. Copy that.Copy !req
1096. Oh, hell no!Copy !req
1097. How you like a little taste of my
ill received slow jam project.Copy !req
1098. Oh... Ahh...!Copy !req
1099. Nice work, Rapper Cameo.Copy !req
1100. Thanks, Vin. I'm rolling out.Copy !req
1101. Jordana, Michelle! Heads up.Copy !req
1102. I see her, Vin.Copy !req
1103. - She hit the tank.
- Stop the car and let me out.Copy !req
1104. What?Copy !req
1105. I'll slow her down.Copy !req
1106. No!Copy !req
1107. I'm not letting you get arrested,
and let you have your baby in prison.Copy !req
1108. But Michelle. How are you going to survive
in a all woman's prison?Copy !req
1109. Stop the car!Copy !req
1110. Please, not too rough.Copy !req
1111. Unless you want to.Copy !req
1112. I taking you downtown and immediately
strip searching you for weapons.Copy !req
1113. Full body cavity search?Copy !req
1114. Definitely.Copy !req
1115. Thank you, God.Copy !req
1116. Go faster!Copy !req
1117. Si, Si.Copy !req
1118. Understand!Copy !req
1119. It's freezing in here.Copy !req
1120. I'll put the heater up for you.Copy !req
1121. Thanks.Copy !req
1122. There.Copy !req
1123. Still chilly.Copy !req
1124. It's at 90 degrees.Copy !req
1125. Yeah. But yours is at 60!Copy !req
1126. This Perros is dual-climate,
my side is 60, your side is 90.Copy !req
1127. The climates are not separated.Copy !req
1128. It's just one climate!Copy !req
1129. Do you see any invisible divider here?Copy !req
1130. Look, look, look..Copy !req
1131. My hand pass through.
Look, look.Copy !req
1132. Combines!Copy !req
1133. So if you really are at 60.Copy !req
1134. And I'm at 90,
we are really at...Copy !req
1135. 75 degrees.Copy !req
1136. Si, pero..Copy !req
1137. We are in the middle of
a car chase right now.Copy !req
1138. And my temperature
is really high.Copy !req
1139. Please, please.
I just prefer prefer much cooler.Copy !req
1140. So. What's you solution? Mijo.Copy !req
1141. Seat warmer.Copy !req
1142. Seat warmer.Copy !req
1143. - Hun?
- Please open your door.Copy !req
1144. Now, get out!Copy !req
1145. It's okay... I'm okay, I'm okay!Copy !req
1146. Let's play. Come on!Copy !req
1147. I got you!Copy !req
1148. Go GTA on your ass!Copy !req
1149. - You only 5 foot 8?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1150. You look taller.Copy !req
1151. Thank you.Copy !req
1152. I pride myself of my good points...Copy !req
1153. Totally out smart him.Copy !req
1154. What a dummy...Copy !req
1155. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
1156. Locked my keys in my car again!Copy !req
1157. Yes.Copy !req
1158. Vin, we can't outrun him.
We need a way out of the city.Copy !req
1159. I'm way ahead of you.
Getting directions now.Copy !req
1160. Calculating route.Copy !req
1161. Calculating.Copy !req
1162. Right turn in 200 feet.Copy !req
1163. Damn it, missed the turn.Copy !req
1164. Bald loser!Copy !req
1165. I shave my head because it makes me
look cool and tough..Copy !req
1166. Oh darn.
Your dashboard is dirty.Copy !req
1167. Could use some.. Mr. Clean..Copy !req
1168. I'm not going bald.
If that's what you are implying.Copy !req
1169. Whatever, penis head.Copy !req
1170. Just because I am bald.
With thick veiny neck muscles.Copy !req
1171. Does not.. make me..
A penis head!Copy !req
1172. Damn it!Copy !req
1173. Pull over!Copy !req
1174. Pull over!Copy !req
1175. Pull over! This must end now!Copy !req
1176. This action scene has
gone on for long enough.Copy !req
1177. The movie is way over budget!Copy !req
1178. Vin, they are gaining!
We really need those directions!Copy !req
1179. - So annoying.
- So annoying..Copy !req
1180. So annoying..So annoying..Copy !req
1181. Shut up!Copy !req
1182. - Shut up!
- Vin..Copy !req
1183. - We are waiting!
- Shut up.Copy !req
1184. I'm on it!Copy !req
1185. We can't out run him.
We got to dislodge the Big Ass Tacos.Copy !req
1186. When we hit the intersection.
You go left, I'll go right.Copy !req
1187. Question.Copy !req
1188. My left or your 1eft?Copy !req
1189. You only have one left, right?Copy !req
1190. Got it!Copy !req
1191. Hang on.Copy !req
1192. Are you saying 'right' like
you agree..Copy !req
1193. Or right,
like you are going to turn right?Copy !req
1194. We are at the intersection,
turn now!Copy !req
1195. Whoa.Copy !req
1196. Not on my watch, De La Sol.Copy !req
1197. Freeze.! Don't move!Copy !req
1198. Hands up.Copy !req
1199. Get out of the car.Copy !req
1200. How do I get out of the car
when my hands are up?Copy !req
1201. Get out of the car.Copy !req
1202. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
1203. You told me to "Hands up."Copy !req
1204. Look's like you are going away for
a long time. De La Sol.Copy !req
1205. Come on, Detective...Copy !req
1206. I'm sure we can work something out.Copy !req
1207. Are you seriously trying to bribe
a federal officer?Copy !req
1208. I can give you whatever you want.Copy !req
1209. Even tighter spandex shirts.Copy !req
1210. Human growth hormones agent?Copy !req
1211. Or perhaps.. a deluxe...Copy !req
1212. Manscaper razor set.Copy !req
1213. Get out of here.Copy !req
1214. Scored!Copy !req
1215. Serento!Copy !req
1216. You're under arrest.Copy !req
1217. Let her go.Copy !req
1218. Take it easy with her,
she's pregnant!Copy !req
1219. Don't move,
Put your hands where I can see them.Copy !req
1220. Not you, Officer White.
You can put your hands down.Copy !req
1221. White officer?Copy !req
1222. Did a little checking into you.Copy !req
1223. I fell in love with you
and you're a cop?Copy !req
1224. Undercover,
brought in to take you down.Copy !req
1225. Good work.
You will be given a promotion for this.Copy !req
1226. I'll personally see to it.
Personally.Copy !req
1227. I'll let you do the honors.
Officer White.Copy !req
1228. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
1229. I'm not a cop anymore.Copy !req
1230. I am with them.Copy !req
1231. You're going to turn down
$ 32,500 a year before taxes.Copy !req
1232. Three unpaid vacation days,
and a bankrupt picture plan and what.Copy !req
1233. Run off with a $ 100 million,
Scott free?Copy !req
1234. Living on an exotic beach,
raising your baby with a beautyful woman?Copy !req
1235. Well... yeah.Copy !req
1236. That's kind of no brainer.Copy !req
1237. Damn it!Copy !req
1238. My baby oil!Copy !req
1239. No!Copy !req
1240. Race you to Rio?Copy !req
1241. When're you going to learn.Copy !req
1242. You ain't going to beat me.Copy !req
1243. - Usually bet?
- No, let's up the stakes.Copy !req
1244. We're talking all in.Copy !req
1245. Jordana's unborn baby?Copy !req
1246. Exactly.Copy !req
1247. You're on.Copy !req
1248. Don't worry babe, I got this.Copy !req
1249. It's over now!Copy !req
1250. Now give me back my money.Copy !req
1251. Or I'll kill all of you.Copy !req
1252. And I'll going to start with...Copy !req
1253. you.Copy !req
1254. Did you hear that?Copy !req
1255. No.Copy !req
1256. Calculating route.Copy !req
1257. Calculating, calculating,
calculating..Copy !req
1258. That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
1259. Right turn in 200 feet.Copy !req
1260. Who's the boss?Copy !req
1261. Left turn in 100 feet.Copy !req
1262. Who's in charge?Copy !req
1263. Me, that's who. Me.Copy !req
1264. Congratulations.Copy !req
1265. You have reached your destination.Copy !req
1266. Come on!Copy !req
1267. Deal with it,Copy !req
1268. Bald bitch!Copy !req
1269. I didn't heard "cut"!Copy !req
1270. Fine.Copy !req
1271. Stop, dude.Copy !req
1272. Do you know...Copy !req
1273. Shit!Copy !req
1274. You taking him over me?Copy !req
1275. This is tough, dude.Copy !req
1276. - Stop!
- Sorry.Copy !req
1277. You can forget about coming over tonight
and watch the season finale of the..Copy !req
1278. You son of a bitch.
- What the hell was that.Copy !req
1279. Sorry!Copy !req
1280. You want the job or not?
God damn it.Copy !req
1281. Do you want?Copy !req
1282. Don't laugh! You take it or not?Copy !req
1283. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1284. What car is this?Copy !req
1285. What are you doing?Copy !req
1286. I can't!Copy !req
1287. Is that rolling it.Copy !req
1288. And?Copy !req
1289. Sorry.Copy !req
1290. - I know what's going on.
- You do?Copy !req
1291. Come on.Copy !req
1292. Before you do,
there's something I need to tell you.Copy !req
1293. I know what's going on.Copy !req
1294. I know what's going on.Copy !req
1295. Sorry.Copy !req
1296. How about I borrow your phone.
And then you go buy a new one.Copy !req
1297. - You don't like it?
- I don't deserve you, Cesar.Copy !req
1298. - Don't cry.
- I'm not crying.Copy !req
1299. - Don't cry.
- I'm not crying.Copy !req
1300. You make me cry, when you cry.
Don't cry please.Copy !req
1301. - Am I crying?
- You're crying.Copy !req
1302. Oh My God, am I crying?Copy !req
1303. You're crying.Copy !req
1304. - Why am I crying?
- I don't know!Copy !req
1305. This is a funny movie,
why am I crying?Copy !req
1306. I do not know! Please.Copy !req
1307. I don't know sorry!Copy !req
1308. - It's suppose to be a funny movie!
- It wasn't funny.Copy !req
1309. You just want to prove
that you are a good actor!Copy !req
1310. They never get Oscar from
these spoof movies!Copy !req