1. A long, long time ago, the earth was ruled
by dinosaurs.Copy !req
2. They were big, so not a lot of people went
around hassling them.Copy !req
3. Actually, no people went around hassling
them because there weren't any people yet.Copy !req
4. Just the first tiny mammals.Copy !req
5. Basically, life was good.Copy !req
6. Lou, it just don't get no better
than this.Copy !req
7. Yeah!Copy !req
8. Then something happened.Copy !req
9. A giant meteorite struck the earth.Copy !req
10. Goodbye, dinosaurs!Copy !req
11. But what if the dinosaurs
weren't all destroyed?Copy !req
12. What if the impact of that meteorite
created a parallel dimensionCopy !req
13. where the dinosaurs continue to thriveCopy !req
14. and evolved into intelligent, vicious,
aggressive beings?Copy !req
15. Just like us!Copy !req
16. And hey, what if they found
their way back?Copy !req
17. Hey, lady, what are you...?Copy !req
18. Oh!Copy !req
19. - Where's the rock?
- Koopa.Copy !req
20. Welcome to Miraculous World, where each
week we ask unanswered questions.Copy !req
21. Today on our Miraculous World,
another dimension,Copy !req
22. - the universe next door.Copy !req
23. An alternate world separated
by time and spaceCopy !req
24. and yet somehow joined and
continuous with our own.Copy !req
25. Mario Brothers Plumbing.
No leak too small.Copy !req
26. A-ha. No, no, no. Don't touch it.Copy !req
27. No, it's not a big problem.
Just leave it to the professionals.Copy !req
28. - I was somewhere else.
- Another dimension, you mean?Copy !req
29. Sure.Copy !req
30. - Another dimension...
- OK, we'll be right there.Copy !req
31. Luigi, we got a broken dishwasher
at the Riverfront Cafe.Copy !req
32. - You know what that means?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
33. We got work!Copy !req
34. Mario, Mario, right now
on Miraculous World,Copy !req
35. this guy just found out he was
in another dimension.Copy !req
36. The only thing miraculous I know
is that we're still eating.Copy !req
37. While we're going broke.Copy !req
38. We ain't goin' broke, Mario.
We're already there.Copy !req
39. Yeah?Copy !req
40. - Ow!
- Are you spending money on this stuff?Copy !req
41. Look at this!Copy !req
42. Yeah, but it's got the article about
the missing Brooklyn girls.Copy !req
43. Yeah? It's also got one of the scientists
who turns brains into cheese.Copy !req
44. Yeah. You don't know. It could happen.Copy !req
45. How could that possibly happen?Copy !req
46. Anything's possible, Mario.
You just gotta believe.Copy !req
47. I do believe. I believe the rent is three
months overdue. That's what I believe.Copy !req
48. Hey, turn left here.Copy !req
49. Left! I said left!Copy !req
50. - What are you doing?
- I don't know, Mario.Copy !req
51. Just trust me. I got a good feeling
about this alleyway. I don't know.Copy !req
52. What?Copy !req
53. My instincts tell me this'll be faster.
Breathe in, big brother. We'll get there.Copy !req
54. Luigi!Copy !req
55. You know, I read that sea turtles navigate
thousands of miles on instinct.Copy !req
56. Not in New York traffic, they don't.Copy !req
57. What are you complaining about?
We're here, aren't we?Copy !req
58. - You're gettin' worse.
- I'm gettin' worse?Copy !req
59. How did we get into sea turtles?Copy !req
60. Faster. What did I tell you, huh?Copy !req
61. It's a miracle we made it alive.Copy !req
62. I thought you didn't believe in miracles,
Mr Tough Guy, huh?Copy !req
63. Scapelli. They beat us to it again.Copy !req
64. Another lost job.Copy !req
65. One of Brooklyn's largest construction
projects has been ordered shut downCopy !req
66. as university students continue their
search for dinosaur bones.Copy !req
67. Head contractor Anthony Scapelli is now
arriving, hoping to settle the dispute.Copy !req
68. Mr Scapelli!Copy !req
69. Who's in charge of this hole?Copy !req
70. It's him again.Copy !req
71. I'm the boss here.Copy !req
72. I'm Anthony Scapelli.Copy !req
73. I'm the boss elsewhere. My boys need
to get back to work here.Copy !req
74. How long you gonna be digging up
these bones?Copy !req
75. As long as our court order lasts,
Mr Scapelli.Copy !req
76. The university has explained to you
how important this site is.Copy !req
77. But we'd be done here a lot sooner if
the goons would stop harassing us.Copy !req
78. You look like a smart girl.Copy !req
79. I bet you'll be done by tonight.Copy !req
80. A lot of girls have been going missing
in Brooklyn recently.Copy !req
81. I'd be careful.Copy !req
82. James, I'm gonna find a phone and
call the university.Copy !req
83. All right.Copy !req
84. Keep everyone digging till I get back.Copy !req
85. - They say it's dog.
- Don't blow it this time.Copy !req
86. There she is.Copy !req
87. - Yeah? You sure?
- Two arms, one head, two legs.Copy !req
88. Koopa's going to kill us
if we blow it again.Copy !req
89. Let's get her.Copy !req
90. Luigi, I told you to check the radiator.
Take it easy, will ya?Copy !req
91. Relax! It's been making that sound
all week.Copy !req
92. Oh, come on, Luigi! You didn't tell me.Copy !req
93. Oh man!Copy !req
94. Careful, it's hot.Copy !req
95. - Careful.
- Woah!Copy !req
96. Agh!Copy !req
97. I'll do this. Go check for messages.Copy !req
98. - See if we got any work.
- All right.Copy !req
99. - I missed.
- Nice job.Copy !req
100. - Where're you goin'?
- Get some water.Copy !req
101. This is Al Bronsky from Al Bronsky's
Department Store.Copy !req
102. I have a big flood over hereCopy !req
103. - so get all your plumbers...
- Thanks.Copy !req
104. Get extra plumbers.
Bring every plumber you...Copy !req
105. Everybody's got tap water.Copy !req
106. Three bucks!Copy !req
107. Any jobs?Copy !req
108. No.Copy !req
109. Thank you.Copy !req
110. Hi, it's Daisy. Listen, we're gonna need
more security down here.Copy !req
111. I don't care about the money. Scapelli's
down here making threats and I...Copy !req
112. She's beautiful, huh?Copy !req
113. Who?Copy !req
114. Her.Copy !req
115. - She's nice. Go talk to her. Go on.
- No, I can't.Copy !req
116. - I don't know what to say.
- What's the matter with you?Copy !req
117. Fine.Copy !req
118. Bye.Copy !req
119. Here she comes.Copy !req
120. Excuse me. Thank you.Copy !req
121. - For letting me use the phone.
- Sure.Copy !req
122. And for the quarter.Copy !req
123. Are you OK?Copy !req
124. I've got a few problems, but...Copy !req
125. You know, we got a van.Copy !req
126. It's nice.Copy !req
127. No, no. I'm asking you if you want a ride.Copy !req
128. Oh but...Copy !req
129. It's broken though.Copy !req
130. Well...Copy !req
131. Your name's Daisy, isn't it?Copy !req
132. I overheard your name was Daisy.Copy !req
133. I haven't heard that name around here.
It's really nice too.Copy !req
134. No, I have heard it, cos it's like
the flower and everything.Copy !req
135. Not that I hang around flower shops
or nothing like that.Copy !req
136. What my brother is trying to say is
he doesn't know what to say.Copy !req
137. Doesn't even know how to begin
but he has offered you a ride.Copy !req
138. And if it would help you out,
please step into the van.Copy !req
139. That might not be a bad idea.Copy !req
140. OK.Copy !req
141. Thanks.Copy !req
142. - I thought it was broken.
- I fixed it.Copy !req
143. Oh, here. This is as far as we can go.
I'll have to walk the rest of the way.Copy !req
144. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
145. - Ma'am?
- Why, thank you, sir!Copy !req
146. Thank you for the ride.Copy !req
147. It's a pleasure to meet me.Copy !req
148. I mean it's a pleasure to meet you.Copy !req
149. Dinner.Copy !req
150. Do you eat?Copy !req
151. Yeah.Copy !req
152. Dinner?Copy !req
153. Sure.Copy !req
154. - Tonight.
- Tonight?Copy !req
155. Oh! OK.Copy !req
156. Is six o'clock all right?Copy !req
157. Be here.Copy !req
158. Great.Copy !req
159. Bye.Copy !req
160. Bye.Copy !req
161. What would you do without
your big brother, huh?Copy !req
162. I'd like to give it a shot and find out.Copy !req
163. - Come on!
- I was just about to ask her that.Copy !req
164. You weren't about to ask her nothing.
You was gonna let her go.Copy !req
165. Now she's gonna think
I'm a complete idiot.Copy !req
166. Come on. You'll see her tonight.
You impress her with your manners.Copy !req
167. Yeah, but why did you tell her
I suck my thumb?Copy !req
168. So let me get this perfectly clear here.Copy !req
169. What we're discussing is bones.Copy !req
170. Not exactly.Copy !req
171. OK, so Scapelli blasted through the bones
in the rock and found what?Copy !req
172. - Iridium.
- Oh.Copy !req
173. That's unbelievable!Copy !req
174. It means that a meteorite hit here
a long time ago.Copy !req
175. And we think it could be what destroyed
all the dinosaurs.Copy !req
176. Wow! There were dinosaurs in Brooklyn?Copy !req
177. Relax, Luigi.
There used to be Dodgers here too!Copy !req
178. Hey, I got an idea. Why don't you come
down to the tanning salonCopy !req
179. and I can hook you up with
some free tans?Copy !req
180. Bring a nice bathing suit though,
strapless so you don't get a tan line.Copy !req
181. - You probably wanna take off that rock.
- Actually...Copy !req
182. I never take it off.Copy !req
183. I know it sounds weird, but it's the only
thing I have from when I was found.Copy !req
184. Found?Copy !req
185. I was abandoned.Copy !req
186. I grew up at St Teresa's on
Fulton Street.Copy !req
187. You mean you don't know who
your mother and father are neither?Copy !req
188. No. What do you mean "neither"?Copy !req
189. Cos Mario here brought me up.Copy !req
190. - He's been my mother my whole life.
- Hey!Copy !req
191. My father. He's been my father, my uncle,
my brother - everybody.Copy !req
192. What are you two kids gonna do tonight?Copy !req
193. We can take the van back ourselves.Copy !req
194. Um... If you're not doing anything
later tonight...Copy !req
195. I would like to walk you home.Copy !req
196. OK.Copy !req
197. Spike! Spike!Copy !req
198. - Where you going?
- To get the girl.Copy !req
199. That's not the girl.Copy !req
200. She's wearing a disguise.
I can spot her a mile away.Copy !req
201. Of course she's wearing a disguise.
She thinks she can fool us.Copy !req
202. I'm gonna go get her.Copy !req
203. - I'm gonna go get her.
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
204. We'll follow her and we'll both
go get her.Copy !req
205. - Good idea. I bag her, you grab her.
- No, I grab her, you bag her.Copy !req
206. - That's what I said.
- Exactly.Copy !req
207. This is the one.Copy !req
208. That's what you said about
the last four girls.Copy !req
209. - I did?
- You did.Copy !req
210. I just wanna say one thing first.Copy !req
211. I wanna apologise right now in case,
when I start to get talking,Copy !req
212. I start to say things that
sound really weird.Copy !req
213. Weird?Copy !req
214. Look, weird is working in a bone pit
all day and then spending your nightsCopy !req
215. reading about things that have been dead
for 65 million years.Copy !req
216. - That is weird.
- I find it fascinating.Copy !req
217. And I mean, you know what?
If you just wanna end this right now...Copy !req
218. I would understand.Copy !req
219. I was gonna ask you the same thing.Copy !req
220. If you wanna end this right now and
you feel bad about that,Copy !req
221. but you wanna talk to somebody about it,
you can call me.Copy !req
222. You really think what I do is interesting?Copy !req
223. I think it's incredible.Copy !req
224. Well, you know...Copy !req
225. If you want...Copy !req
226. I could show you.Copy !req
227. I'd love you to show me.Copy !req
228. Show me.Copy !req
229. - See you tomorrow.
- OK. Good night.Copy !req
230. Drive carefully.Copy !req
231. Mario!Copy !req
232. - You don't stand a chance.Copy !req
233. I won!Copy !req
234. That's what you think.Copy !req
235. That was sneaky!Copy !req
236. We don't even have any security here.Copy !req
237. That's what I was calling about
on the phone today.Copy !req
238. I can't get the university to give me
any extra money.Copy !req
239. Is that why you were talking about
Scapelli?Copy !req
240. Yeah. Scapelli was down here with his crew
blasting at the siteCopy !req
241. and that's when they found the fossils.Copy !req
242. Do you know where you're going?Copy !req
243. It's just ahead.Copy !req
244. What is this? Is this your office or
something? Doesn't it give you the creeps?Copy !req
245. Well, it's more like a home. I feel,
I don't know, comfortable down here.Copy !req
246. Comfortable? OK.Copy !req
247. - Well, this is it.
- Wow!Copy !req
248. Have a look.Copy !req
249. Awesome!Copy !req
250. Oh, check this out.Copy !req
251. These are all strange new species.Copy !req
252. Look at this one - the way the bones
fit here.Copy !req
253. And the opposable thumb -Copy !req
254. it's almost as if he was a monster trying
to be a human being.Copy !req
255. It's beautiful.Copy !req
256. You're beautiful.Copy !req
257. - Oh my... Hey!
- Hey, you guys!Copy !req
258. - They're Scapelli's.
- Oh no!Copy !req
259. What did they do?Copy !req
260. What is that down there?Copy !req
261. Destroying everything under the sump
pumps. Thank God you're here.Copy !req
262. What do you mean?Copy !req
263. - You're a plumber, right?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
264. I know exactly what to do.Copy !req
265. - Mario, Scapelli's flooding the site.
- We need your help.Copy !req
266. - Scapelli?
- Yeah.Copy !req
267. Strap your bone on, kid. We're goin' in.Copy !req
268. Scapelli's been trying to force us out
ever since we got here. It's sabotage.Copy !req
269. Down here.Copy !req
270. Hurry!Copy !req
271. - This way.
- Allow me, I'm a professional.Copy !req
272. - Looks like a bottom one, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
273. Bottom 116 open-end.Copy !req
274. Bottom 116 open-ended.Copy !req
275. Wrong again. How many times have
we got this wrong?Copy !req
276. You've gotten it wrong five times.Copy !req
277. Home for five, home for five.
What percent is that?Copy !req
278. I don't know. Let me think.Copy !req
279. I don't know, but it's not good.Copy !req
280. If we get it wrong one more time,
he's gonna kill us.Copy !req
281. He's not gonna kill us.
He's not that nice.Copy !req
282. UP ahead!Copy !req
283. It's her.Copy !req
284. - I sense her.Copy !req
285. I definitely know it's her.Copy !req
286. Basin wrench.Copy !req
287. - Basin wrench.
- Great.Copy !req
288. Here.Copy !req
289. Hand.Copy !req
290. Hand.Copy !req
291. Now, does this guys know his stuff
or does this guy know his stuff?Copy !req
292. I'm tellin' you.Copy !req
293. - OK, you ready?
- Say when.Copy !req
294. Let's go... now!Copy !req
295. Scapelli's just an amateur.Copy !req
296. - Daisy? Daisy, where are you?Copy !req
297. Daisy! Answer me! Daisy, where are you?Copy !req
298. - Let's go this way.
- No, no!Copy !req
299. - Let's go this way.
- No, it's this way.Copy !req
300. - That's the echo.
- How do you know?Copy !req
301. I've been listening to pipes all my life.
Come on.Copy !req
302. OK. Daisy!Copy !req
303. Luigi, this is a mistake. It's a dead end.
Come on, let's turn back.Copy !req
304. - OK, you go back.
- Luigi, please.Copy !req
305. Give me the light. Come on,
give me the light.Copy !req
306. - Daisy!Copy !req
307. Luigi, you see how deep that is? Get back.Copy !req
308. Agh!Copy !req
309. - The light!
- Lean back!Copy !req
310. Let it go! Agh, God!Copy !req
311. Hold on to me.Copy !req
312. Daisy?Copy !req
313. Daisy!Copy !req
314. Watch it.Copy !req
315. Luigi!Copy !req
316. Shit!Copy !req
317. Help me!Copy !req
318. Daisy! Is that you?Copy !req
319. Luigi!Copy !req
320. No!Copy !req
321. " Luigi! Help!
- Daisy!Copy !req
322. Get off of me!Copy !req
323. Oh!Copy !req
324. - Did you see that?
- Yeah. You?Copy !req
325. - Yeah.
- Oh!Copy !req
326. That's solid rock.Copy !req
327. I got a feeling.Copy !req
328. Luigi, forget it.Copy !req
329. Gotta go with it.Copy !req
330. Forget it. It's rock.Copy !req
331. Look down there. Luigi!Copy !req
332. Luigi!Copy !req
333. I don't believe this.Copy !req
334. Ugh!Copy !req
335. Er...Copy !req
336. Ash! Agh!Copy !req
337. Mario!Copy !req
338. I disintegrated. Am I still here?Copy !req
339. What is this place?Copy !req
340. There she is. Come on!
Hurry up. Run.Copy !req
341. Where are you taking me?Copy !req
342. Back to where you belong.Copy !req
343. - You're hurting me!
- I'm gonna kill 'em.Copy !req
344. No, you're not gonna kill 'em.
Not if I get there first.Copy !req
345. I'm gonna break every bone in their body.Copy !req
346. Then I'm gonna kill 'em.
I'm really gonna kill 'em.Copy !req
347. - Help me!
- Daisy! I'm coming!Copy !req
348. - Get off of me!
- Excuse me.Copy !req
349. You better not hurt her.Copy !req
350. Excuse me. Sorry, excuse me.Copy !req
351. Shuttle to Koopa Union is canceled.
Passengers transferring to the Square...Copy !req
352. Get outta my way!Copy !req
353. Where the hell are we?Copy !req
354. This is crazy. We're under the river,
but this can't be Manhattan.Copy !req
355. Where is this place?Copy !req
356. I don't know. I ain't been to
Manhattan in a couple of weeks.Copy !req
357. Must've been a bad couple of weeks.Copy !req
358. No!Copy !req
359. There she is! Daisy!Copy !req
360. Luigi?Copy !req
361. Daisy!Copy !req
362. Luigi!Copy !req
363. - Mario!
- We're coming.Copy !req
364. You better not hurt her. Come on,
somebody, do something.Copy !req
365. Somebody stop her!Copy !req
366. - Daisy!
- Are you a cop, or what?Copy !req
367. Move on. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
368. Agh!Copy !req
369. Are you OK?Copy !req
370. I'm OK, yeah. You're the one without
the padding.Copy !req
371. Yeah, well, you're the old one.Copy !req
372. - Oh, my God! Look at that.
- Watch out!Copy !req
373. Ugh! Let's go.Copy !req
374. Excuse me.Copy !req
375. It's all sticky. Yuck!Copy !req
376. Smell this! Smells really good!Copy !req
377. Get away from my baby!
Get away from my baby!Copy !req
378. - What is this place?
- I don't know.Copy !req
379. This is crazy.Copy !req
380. Where are we?Copy !req
381. I don't know. Maybe we got knocked
unconscious for 100 yearsCopy !req
382. and woke up in Manhattan of the future.Copy !req
383. Maybe the Bronx of today.Copy !req
384. No wonder they tell you never
to come up here.Copy !req
385. Mario, I got a feeling.Copy !req
386. I got a feeling we're not in Brooklyn
no more.Copy !req
387. Where you goin'? Hey!Copy !req
388. Look at this place. Pathetic!
It gets worse every day.Copy !req
389. It's disgusting.Copy !req
390. The humans on the other side have
a world full of resources.Copy !req
391. - Ready for the taking.
- I know.Copy !req
392. Imagine it. An endless supply of food,
clean air, water.Copy !req
393. And what are we stuck with?Copy !req
394. This...Copy !req
395. pit hole of germs everywhere, fungus.Copy !req
396. 65 million years we've been exiled here
after the meteorite struck.Copy !req
397. While mammals roam free
in the other dimension.Copy !req
398. Well, not for long.Copy !req
399. When you get your rock.Copy !req
400. When I get the princess.Copy !req
401. Princess?Copy !req
402. I need the rock, and the Princess DaisyCopy !req
403. and I'll finally be able to merge
our world with theirsCopy !req
404. and get rid of the mammals.Copy !req
405. It's everything you've hoped for,
everything you've worked for.Copy !req
406. - Excuse me, cousin.
- Hello, morons.Copy !req
407. - Hello!
- Hello!Copy !req
408. I captured the princess.Copy !req
409. She's being defungussed.Copy !req
410. - But I took her through the gateway.
- I recognised her.Copy !req
411. He couldn't tell one mammal from another.Copy !req
412. Good. Now, where's the rock?Copy !req
413. - Rock, sir?
- Rock?Copy !req
414. The meteorite piece that she wears
around her neckCopy !req
415. and I told you not to forget it.Copy !req
416. - That rock!
- I told you not to forget it.Copy !req
417. And I told you to remind him.Copy !req
418. Without that piece the meteorite
lays dormant.Copy !req
419. I'll not be able to merge the dimensions.Copy !req
420. Where is it?Copy !req
421. The plumbers took it.Copy !req
422. Plumbers?Copy !req
423. Plumber alert.Copy !req
424. Plumber alert.Copy !req
425. That's right. The Koopa man is looking
for a couple of plumbers.Copy !req
426. And there's a big coin reward.
2,000 gold Koopa coins.Copy !req
427. Guess he must have a serious
plumbing problem.Copy !req
428. 20 Koopons, spiny burger here.Copy !req
429. Fried tweeter, only 20 Koopons.
You like little wigglers? 15.Copy !req
430. Hey, listen, if we're gonna eat in this
place we're gonna have to be very hungry.Copy !req
431. Excuse me, lady, can you tell me
where I am?Copy !req
432. - Yeah, you're in my way, egg suckers!
- Who are these people?Copy !req
433. - Are you boys new here in town?
- Lady, we're looking for somebody.Copy !req
434. - We're from Brooklyn.
- Yeah.Copy !req
435. You know, it's very dangerous
in this neighbourhood.Copy !req
436. You shouldn't wander around
without a weapon.Copy !req
437. Yeah.Copy !req
438. You got one?Copy !req
439. No.Copy !req
440. All right.Copy !req
441. Get 'em up, suckers! Koopa coins.Copy !req
442. I need Koopa coins, you lame-os.Copy !req
443. - Well, this outta do it.
- Don't, don't touch that!Copy !req
444. - Just fine.
- That's not even ours.Copy !req
445. Hey!Copy !req
446. Let me go!Copy !req
447. Where're you...? Put me down!Copy !req
448. Rats!Copy !req
449. You wanna give us the rock back, lady?Copy !req
450. Come and get it, big boy.Copy !req
451. Hey! Hey, guys!Copy !req
452. Cheer up! Things could get worse.Copy !req
453. - Agh!
- You know the law, Toad.Copy !req
454. Hey, wait a minute. You can't arrest
a guy for just singing a song.Copy !req
455. For anti-Koopa songs we can.Copy !req
456. Aha! Plumbers!Copy !req
457. No, he is. I'm just apprenticing.Copy !req
458. - Get in the car.
- But I didn't do anything.Copy !req
459. Are you telling us you can arrest
a guy for being a plumber?Copy !req
460. - Get outta here!
- Get in there, plumber!Copy !req
461. - Hey, what is this?
- What did we do?Copy !req
462. I'm getting arrested for
being a plumber.Copy !req
463. Write his number down.Copy !req
464. - Stop pushing me!
- Is that Daisy?Copy !req
465. - Daisy!
- Daniella?Copy !req
466. Daisy, you too!Copy !req
467. - Daniella!
- Daisy!Copy !req
468. - Are you OK?
- What's going on?Copy !req
469. I don't really know.Copy !req
470. There's this guy, his name is Koopa,
and he's looking for this princess.Copy !req
471. I guess none of us here fit the bill.Copy !req
472. You boys ain't from around here, are ya?Copy !req
473. Brooklyn.Copy !req
474. Whoa!Copy !req
475. Hey! What are you doing?Copy !req
476. Don't we get a phone call?Copy !req
477. - Name?
- Mario.Copy !req
478. Last name.Copy !req
479. Mario.Copy !req
480. - OK, what's your name?
- Luigi.Copy !req
481. Luigi Luigi?Copy !req
482. No. Luigi Mario.Copy !req
483. OK, look, how many Marios are there
between the two of you?Copy !req
484. There's three. There's Mario Mario and
Luigi Mario.Copy !req
485. Mike. Mike!Copy !req
486. Help these Marios around the side.Copy !req
487. Stop pushing me around.Copy !req
488. - Prepare to be defungussed.
- I'm not going in there.Copy !req
489. Agh!Copy !req
490. Hold still.Copy !req
491. It's cold! Agh!Copy !req
492. What is this?Copy !req
493. Let's go. Move it! Come on!Copy !req
494. That way. Let's go.Copy !req
495. What was that?Copy !req
496. The fungus unit. The fungus is choking
the city.Copy !req
497. Move! Move!Copy !req
498. OK, through the gate, through the gate.Copy !req
499. Move it! Go! Go!Copy !req
500. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
501. Hey, Mario, look! I grew an inch.Copy !req
502. What's that?Copy !req
503. What's that red...? Oh my God!
Oh no!Copy !req
504. Oh no!Copy !req
505. - Agh!
- Agh!Copy !req
506. Are we dead?Copy !req
507. What's another word that rhymes
with dimension?Copy !req
508. Yeah, tension, and I'm full of it,
so shut up.Copy !req
509. Wait a minute. What did you mean
"another dimension"?Copy !req
510. Did you mean our worlds have
crossed over or something like that?Copy !req
511. Sure, kid. You know, according to history,
a long time ago,Copy !req
512. big meteorite came, blasted our universes
into parallel dimensions.Copy !req
513. You know what else I think? All that
fungus out there, that's our old king.Copy !req
514. It's true. He's been de-evolved.Copy !req
515. That's right. He's been de-evolved
into fungusCopy !req
516. and now he's wreaking his revenge
on the city.Copy !req
517. - Mario Brothers.
- Yeah, that's us.Copy !req
518. You better get a lawyer and
get us out of this chicken coop.Copy !req
519. Yeah, me too!Copy !req
520. You got one.Copy !req
521. I got 'em. Let's go. Come on.Copy !req
522. - Just let me do it.
- Shut up!Copy !req
523. Boys! Boys! Sit down.Copy !req
524. How's prison?Copy !req
525. You look like hell.Copy !req
526. I'm...Copy !req
527. Larry Lazard of Lazard, Lazard,Copy !req
528. Conda, DactylCopy !req
529. and Cohen.Copy !req
530. Who sent you?Copy !req
531. Are you from the city?Copy !req
532. No, I'm from that little part of all of usCopy !req
533. that can't stand to see someone else
in need or in pain.Copy !req
534. I bet. Who's this Koopa clown?Copy !req
535. We gotta talk to that goofball now.Copy !req
536. I don't think you wanna do that.Copy !req
537. - Why?
- Why not?Copy !req
538. - That Koopa clown...
- Yeah?Copy !req
539. is one evil, egg-sucking
son of a snake.Copy !req
540. Now...Copy !req
541. where is that meteorite piece?Copy !req
542. The what?Copy !req
543. You know what I'm talking about!Copy !req
544. - Agh!
- No-one touches President Koopa.Copy !req
545. You're Koopa? You just said you were
one evil...Copy !req
546. One evil egg-sucking son of a snake.Copy !req
547. Did I lie?Copy !req
548. Take these two plumbersCopy !req
549. to the devo chamber.Copy !req
550. - I'm all right.
- Come on.Copy !req
551. What a lousy chamber.Copy !req
552. Ever since Koopa took over.Copy !req
553. And you, Koopa!Copy !req
554. You're a lousy leader.Copy !req
555. One thing I cannot stand is naysay.Copy !req
556. Simon, de-evolve him now.Copy !req
557. De-evolve!Copy !req
558. Cretaceous.Copy !req
559. Our old king - you tried to get rid of
him, but the king is everywhere.Copy !req
560. - You can't get rid of him.
- See you later, alligator.Copy !req
561. Ever!Copy !req
562. You may think of evolution as
an upward process.Copy !req
563. Things evolve from primeval slime,Copy !req
564. up to single-cell organisms,Copy !req
565. up to intelligent life.Copy !req
566. De-evolution, of course,
works the opposite way.Copy !req
567. Back to simpler forms,Copy !req
568. for instance, even our musical friend
Toad can become...Copy !req
569. a loyal child of the royal family.Copy !req
570. Goombas.Copy !req
571. - Why d'you do that to him?
- No, no.Copy !req
572. Not now.Copy !req
573. What single-cell organism did you
evolve from?Copy !req
574. Tyrannosaurus Rex, the lizard king,
thank you very much.Copy !req
575. Goomba! Whereas my evolution was
wonderful and sweet,Copy !req
576. your de-evolution will be
a living nightmareCopy !req
577. if you don't tell me where
that meteorite piece is.Copy !req
578. - That's Toad?
- Yes.Copy !req
579. Loyal, lethal...Copy !req
580. stupid.Copy !req
581. Goomba!Copy !req
582. Walk tall! Be proud!Copy !req
583. Go, Goomba!Copy !req
584. Join the goombas!Copy !req
585. Agh!Copy !req
586. Guards! Guards! Arrest these plumbers.Copy !req
587. De-evolve Jurassic.Copy !req
588. You're going back where
you belong, lizard.Copy !req
589. Help me! Help me!Copy !req
590. Keep going. Got it.Copy !req
591. Yeah! Let's get outta here.Copy !req
592. I'll kill that plumber!Copy !req
593. We're back at the police station.Copy !req
594. Hey, Mario, look at this. These little
mushroom things on the fungus.Copy !req
595. Great. A building with athlete's foot!Copy !req
596. Hey, look at that. What is that?Copy !req
597. Goombas. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
598. Look, he was trying to give us that thing.Copy !req
599. Swing! Keep swingin'.Copy !req
600. I'm swingin', I'm swingin'!Copy !req
601. Just keep hanging. Close your eyes.Copy !req
602. Hey! Look at these dudes.Copy !req
603. Yee-ha! Whoo!Copy !req
604. Hang on.Copy !req
605. Hey, man, this is fun!Copy !req
606. - What was that?
- Get ready.Copy !req
607. - You ready?
- I'm ready, I'm ready.Copy !req
608. Whoo!Copy !req
609. Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
610. Let go! Now!Copy !req
611. Right. Which door?Copy !req
612. My instinct tells me this one.Copy !req
613. Let's go in this one.Copy !req
614. - Come on.
- I'm coming.Copy !req
615. Here we are.Copy !req
616. They got us. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
617. Number one - we steal this car.Copy !req
618. Number two - I'm driving.Copy !req
619. - All right, whatever.
- Come on!Copy !req
620. Wait for me. Don't take off.Copy !req
621. - OK.
- Let's see what I got over here.Copy !req
622. Where's the starter on this thing?Copy !req
623. I got a feeling about this, Marioroni.Copy !req
624. I don't believe you can do that.Copy !req
625. Comes from sitting on my butt all day
playing video games, that's why.Copy !req
626. - Got it.
- Let's get outta here.Copy !req
627. Let's hit the bricks.Copy !req
628. Hey!Copy !req
629. Security alert. Stand by
for special bulletin.Copy !req
630. Mario, look!Copy !req
631. You look terrible.Copy !req
632. You don't look so good yourself.Copy !req
633. Alien species escaping from police
detention...Copy !req
634. Aliens? We gotta deal with
aliens too?Copy !req
635. Luigi, we're the aliens!Copy !req
636. We are? Whoa! Cool!Copy !req
637. Hey, Mario, you're going the wrong way.Copy !req
638. - How would you know?
- Trust me.Copy !req
639. You're driving like a maniac.
Would you watch it?Copy !req
640. You wanna drive?Copy !req
641. - I'm not riding with you any more.
- OK, you drive.Copy !req
642. No! What are you doin'?Copy !req
643. - How are you steering this?
- I'm not.Copy !req
644. I hope the guy downstairs knows
where we're going.Copy !req
645. Hey-hey! This is driving!Copy !req
646. Cool, man!Copy !req
647. Brace yourself!Copy !req
648. Glug-glug-glug-glug!Copy !req
649. Which way?Copy !req
650. - Take the Parkway.
- Right.Copy !req
651. Perfect, perfect!Copy !req
652. - You said the Parkway.
- I know.Copy !req
653. But I wanted the tunnel so I said ParkwayCopy !req
654. cos I knew you'd go the opposite
way I suggested.Copy !req
655. Hey, watch it! What are you doin'?Copy !req
656. Warning - leaving power grid.
Powering down.Copy !req
657. I can't stop this thing.Copy !req
658. - I can't see where I'm going.
- Look out, Mario!Copy !req
659. - Use the brakes.
- There are no brakes.Copy !req
660. - Do something!
- This fungus is going to kill us!Copy !req
661. We're gonna hit the end of the tunnel!Copy !req
662. Hey, was that superior driving skills
or what?Copy !req
663. Let's get outta here before this fungus
stuff eats us alive.Copy !req
664. The fungus just saved us.Copy !req
665. What are you talking about?
It was my driving that saved us.Copy !req
666. It wasn't your driving.
The tunnel just sneezed us outCopy !req
667. and this giant bogey caught us.
That's what saved us.Copy !req
668. Ah! Come on! Let's get outta here.Copy !req
669. Excuse, sir! Excuse me, sir.Copy !req
670. Sorry?Copy !req
671. Sir?Copy !req
672. I'm sorry, we didn't meant to disturb youCopy !req
673. but the plumbers are in the tunnel.
They're on their way to the desert.Copy !req
674. What are you doing here instead of being
in the desert heading them off?Copy !req
675. That's exactly what I told him, sir.
Exactly what I told him.Copy !req
676. Between you and me, Spike hasn't got
a thought in his brain.Copy !req
677. Ah! Ah! He's a liar, sir.Copy !req
678. Between us, Iggy doesn't have a brain
in his head.Copy !req
679. I agree.Copy !req
680. They're your relatives.Copy !req
681. Wait outside.Copy !req
682. We'll wait outside.Copy !req
683. Lena, bring me the princess
and have her cleaned up.Copy !req
684. Do you know what I love about mud?Copy !req
685. It's clean and it's dirty
at the same time.Copy !req
686. The princess.Copy !req
687. Are you here to help us?Copy !req
688. Hardly.Copy !req
689. Now let me guess which one of youCopy !req
690. is Daisy.Copy !req
691. Princess Daisy.Copy !req
692. - Princess?
- What?Copy !req
693. - Princess Daisy?
- This is gettin' weird.Copy !req
694. Oh. You have your mother's eyes.Copy !req
695. Come with me.Copy !req
696. Goodbye, Spike. I'm gonna miss ya.Copy !req
697. Have a nice trip. See you next Fall.Copy !req
698. Evolve.Copy !req
699. Advanced.Copy !req
700. Good choice, cousin. I always thought
he'd make a great goomba.Copy !req
701. Bye. Spike.Copy !req
702. Ah! It's our benevolent dictator.Copy !req
703. As it were.Copy !req
704. Ignatius, do you know what the square root
of 26,481 is?Copy !req
705. What are you talking about?Copy !req
706. 191.Copy !req
707. What are you doing? Not me!Copy !req
708. Not me, cousin, not me!Copy !req
709. Spike! Help me, Spike!Copy !req
710. Perhaps if I could just make you idiots
smarter, you won't screw up this time.Copy !req
711. Please! Not me, cous, no!Copy !req
712. Oh my!Copy !req
713. How peculiar!Copy !req
714. Quite an agreeable transmogrification.Copy !req
715. More like a transfiguration.Copy !req
716. - Ah! A super metamorphosis.
- Mm.Copy !req
717. Enough! Both of you, go to the desert.Copy !req
718. Excuse me, excuse me,
that hardly seems logical.Copy !req
719. Perhaps we should stay and
formulate our own strategy.Copy !req
720. Téte a' téte, inner circle,
that sort of thing.Copy !req
721. Here's what's logical to me.Copy !req
722. If you do not return with the plumbers
and the rock...Copy !req
723. I shall personally kill you.Copy !req
724. - We're going.
- After you, Ignatius.Copy !req
725. It was your mother's.Copy !req
726. What do you know about my mother?Copy !req
727. She was quite an inspiration.Copy !req
728. To some.Copy !req
729. When Koopa took over, she stole the rock
and smuggled you to the other side.Copy !req
730. Then she died.Copy !req
731. What about my father? Is he alive?Copy !req
732. It depends on what you mean by living.Copy !req
733. What are you talking about?Copy !req
734. Listen to me.Copy !req
735. I don't care whose daughter you are.Copy !req
736. Koopa thinks you're the only one who can
merge the dimensions.Copy !req
737. I have waited too long to let all this
slip away.Copy !req
738. You said the tunnel.Copy !req
739. I did not. I said Parkway.Copy !req
740. But you meant the tunnel.Copy !req
741. Go on, pick a direction.
Any direction you like.Copy !req
742. That looks good, I'll go there.
That's it - let's die there.Copy !req
743. Are the goombas training with
the hand-held de-evolution gun?Copy !req
744. As we speak, sir.Copy !req
745. Excellent.Copy !req
746. After the merge, it will be nice to see
the humans de-evolve, won't it?Copy !req
747. What is it that they come from?
I keep forgetting.Copy !req
748. - It's mice or something.
- Apes, sir, monkeys.Copy !req
749. Disgusting mammals! Pah!Copy !req
750. Your princess is here.Copy !req
751. My, my. Looks like you got up on the wrong
side of the nest this morning.Copy !req
752. - You're a...
- Go ahead and say it.Copy !req
753. Dinosaur.Copy !req
754. Yoshi is a pet of the royal family.
You may pet him.Copy !req
755. Just don't move your hands around
like a small wounded animal.Copy !req
756. You must be the great Koopa.Copy !req
757. That I am.Copy !req
758. Ruler of all that you see.Copy !req
759. A few miserable streets
and endless desert.Copy !req
760. You've done a lovely job.Copy !req
761. Well...Copy !req
762. thank you.Copy !req
763. Where's my father?Copy !req
764. Ah!Copy !req
765. Mm.Copy !req
766. He's around.Copy !req
767. You're so fresh.Copy !req
768. And so clean.Copy !req
769. Don't fight it.Copy !req
770. You know you've always been uncomfortable
in the human world.Copy !req
771. You've at least suspected that you were...Copy !req
772. different.Copy !req
773. I have suspected a lot of things
but not that I...Copy !req
774. That you descended from
the dinosaurs.Copy !req
775. And you know what they say
about little girls, don't you?Copy !req
776. - No.
- Mm?Copy !req
777. They say...Copy !req
778. they never forget the first time
they're kissed by a lizard.Copy !req
779. Agh!Copy !req
780. Take her away.Copy !req
781. I'll need to...Copy !req
782. use her later.Copy !req
783. Throwback!Copy !req
784. Plumbers!Copy !req
785. Affirmative!Copy !req
786. Come, come, quickly!Copy !req
787. - Quickly, after them, cousin!
- I'm with you, cousin!Copy !req
788. Go forward!Copy !req
789. That way, cous.Copy !req
790. Go right, go right! Agh!Copy !req
791. Ah! Ah! In the name of King Koopa...Copy !req
792. We arrest you.Copy !req
793. Surrender immediately.Copy !req
794. If you two don't start talking, we're
gonna leave you to these guys for lunch.Copy !req
795. Now, where's Daisy?Copy !req
796. No, no, no. Where's the rock, scallywag?Copy !req
797. Where's Daisy, butt-breath?Copy !req
798. Where's the rock, over-weaning rogue?Copy !req
799. Not until you give us Daisy,
biscuit-head.Copy !req
800. - Where's the rock?
- Shut up!Copy !req
801. Now... what's with this rock?Copy !req
802. The rock is a piece of a special meteoriteCopy !req
803. which was chipped off upon impact
65 million years ago.Copy !req
804. Yes, you see once this rock is reinserted
into the meteorite,Copy !req
805. our two dimensions will reunite
and we will become one.Copy !req
806. Then our cousin Koopa shall become ruler
of both our worlds.Copy !req
807. I don't get it.Copy !req
808. Why didn't he just come through before
like you clowns?Copy !req
809. You fool! It's been sealed off for yearsCopy !req
810. until someone on your side blasted it
open again.Copy !req
811. Scapelli.Copy !req
812. What if we get you the rock?
Will you get us Daisy?Copy !req
813. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
814. Yes, I think that proposal would mutually
benefit both our parties.Copy !req
815. Yes, OK, now hand over the rock.Copy !req
816. Someone took it.Copy !req
817. By the bar. That lady with the red spikes
who mugged us...Copy !req
818. - Was she corpulent? Very corpulent?
- No, she was just really round.Copy !req
819. Aha! Big Bertha, the bouncer
at the Boom Boom Bar.Copy !req
820. Hey! Don't do that. You'll hurt yourself.Copy !req
821. Oh!Copy !req
822. I guess we're both prisoners here, huh?Copy !req
823. Look, sniff-its. We'll hijack a sludge
gulper and drive into the city.Copy !req
824. Then what?Copy !req
825. First we get the rock then we'll take you
to Daisy in the tower.Copy !req
826. Get your wrench.Copy !req
827. Oh, man! I lost all my tools.Copy !req
828. Ah! Come on, let's go.Copy !req
829. Come on, what are you waiting for?Copy !req
830. - It's clear.
- All clear.Copy !req
831. We did it.Copy !req
832. - Yeah!
- I'm brilliant!Copy !req
833. For mammals, you guys are quite
acceptable.Copy !req
834. Isn't this a little bit feminine?Copy !req
835. Yes, I know. It was my ex-wife's.Copy !req
836. But you wear this stuff?Copy !req
837. Yes, on occasion we have a date.Copy !req
838. Who are you dating? A canary?Copy !req
839. Bring the tags back. Thank you.Copy !req
840. Look for the red spikes.Copy !req
841. Hi.Copy !req
842. You're looking for those plumbers?Copy !req
843. Well, I think I spotted them.Copy !req
844. My friend, to the downfall of Koopa.Copy !req
845. The sooner the better.Copy !req
846. - Hey, there she is.
- Where?Copy !req
847. Up there.Copy !req
848. No woman can resist the charm of a Mario.Copy !req
849. Hey!Copy !req
850. The name's Mario.Copy !req
851. I'm your main man, Ramadan,
your can of Spam.Copy !req
852. You all right? You OK?Copy !req
853. Maybe she's a little shy.Copy !req
854. Excuse me, will you hit me again?Copy !req
855. I've never seen such fluidity.Copy !req
856. The way your knuckles crunched as
you smashed them into my face.Copy !req
857. Dance with me. I'll hit you all you like.Copy !req
858. - All right.
- That's it, Mario. Go, Mario!Copy !req
859. You did it!Copy !req
860. Come!Copy !req
861. OK, here it is.Copy !req
862. - Unhook, scramble and have faith, OK?
- Yeah.Copy !req
863. OK, 24... hup!Copy !req
864. - She's got the rock.
- Get it later.Copy !req
865. Mmm.Copy !req
866. In here.Copy !req
867. How we gonna get outta here?Copy !req
868. Use the stompers.Copy !req
869. Put in a cartridge.
Click your heels together.Copy !req
870. Come on. There's no time for that now.
Come on!Copy !req
871. Thanks.Copy !req
872. Look, look! Look, another one!Copy !req
873. Wait, Mario, I think it wants me
to take it.Copy !req
874. Stop fiddling with the fungus,
and let's get outta here.Copy !req
875. There they are. Get 'em!Copy !req
876. - Cops!
- Goombas!Copy !req
877. - Daisy!
- The rock!Copy !req
878. The tower!Copy !req
879. - A sludge gulper. Jump!
- OK!Copy !req
880. What a way to go to Koopa's tower.Copy !req
881. You wanna wait for a bus?Copy !req
882. How are we gonna get in there?Copy !req
883. I got two words for you, impossible.Copy !req
884. Nothing's impossible, Mario.Copy !req
885. Improbable, unlikely, but
never impossible.Copy !req
886. I hope you're right.Copy !req
887. My my!Copy !req
888. You have let yourself go.Copy !req
889. See? I'm not such a bad guy.Copy !req
890. You always wanted to be everywhere.
Well, now you are.Copy !req
891. I wanna tell you something.Copy !req
892. You can go ahead and choke this little
mushroom kingdom all you want.Copy !req
893. Cos I'm outta here.Copy !req
894. I'm out into the bigger world.Copy !req
895. I got a couple of plumbers bringing me
the rest of the meteorite.Copy !req
896. Soon to be dead plumbers,
and by the way,Copy !req
897. you really outta try to pull yourself
back together again.Copy !req
898. Slime bucket!Copy !req
899. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
900. Whoa!Copy !req
901. Eugh!Copy !req
902. Oh my God!Copy !req
903. Daisy's in there somewhere,
I know it.Copy !req
904. Where do we start?Copy !req
905. Python Pizza here. May I help you?Copy !req
906. - King Koopa here.
- Oh, yes, sir.Copy !req
907. I'd like the Koopa Special.Copy !req
908. - Pterodactyl tail on that?
- Yes.Copy !req
909. Dino, lizard, hold the mammal, no worms,
and... spicy.Copy !req
910. Look at this.
It's a plumber's nightmare.Copy !req
911. These pipes haven't been serviced
for years.Copy !req
912. Must've been a non-union job.Copy !req
913. Luigi, lock all four of these valves.Copy !req
914. - What?
- It's the heating system.Copy !req
915. Ow!Copy !req
916. Treat your tools like a friend.
Keep 'em by you.Copy !req
917. Never let 'em down, and they're always
at your side.Copy !req
918. Hey, Mario, how come in every situation
that can possibly come up,Copy !req
919. you always got a saying about tools, huh?Copy !req
920. I got 'em from Poppa. He got 'em from
Grandpoppa.Copy !req
921. We'll freeze 'em. Keep 'em busy
while we make our way up.Copy !req
922. How can we do that?
We can't just take an elevator.Copy !req
923. We gotta do something. We tripped the
alarm. What do you think I am? Stupid?Copy !req
924. Yes. How we gonna get up? Huh?Copy !req
925. Like Marios.Copy !req
926. Haha!Copy !req
927. Ingeniously.Copy !req
928. Come on.Copy !req
929. Glug-glug-glug- glug!Copy !req
930. Look out!Copy !req
931. Elevator ingenious, Mario! Ingenious!Copy !req
932. I think you ought to know that
Iggy and SpikeCopy !req
933. have been preaching your overthrow
at the Boom Boom Bar.Copy !req
934. Really? I am very disappointed in you,
cousins.Copy !req
935. - Fascist!
- Oppressor of the Proletariat!Copy !req
936. Guy in charge!Copy !req
937. Egg sucker!Copy !req
938. Kill them!Copy !req
939. Koopa, we need to talk. I want you.Copy !req
940. This is hardly the time and place
for that, Lena.Copy !req
941. I didn't mean that. What I mean is I think
we can do this together. I can help you.Copy !req
942. I have just found out that I have
saboteurs in the tower.Copy !req
943. I still do not have the meteorite piece.Copy !req
944. I am about to lose everything.Copy !req
945. We can talk about this later,
if later even occurs.Copy !req
946. What you care about is her.Copy !req
947. What I care about... is the future
of our species.Copy !req
948. Very well then.Copy !req
949. If not with you...Copy !req
950. then on my own.Copy !req
951. - Now what are we gonna do?
- I don't know.Copy !req
952. Listen...Copy !req
953. - What?
- Trust me.Copy !req
954. What are you...?Copy !req
955. One, two, three. One, two, three.
One, two, three.Copy !req
956. For me?Copy !req
957. I'm a vegetarian.Copy !req
958. I don't eat anything with a face.Copy !req
959. I am kinda hungry though.Copy !req
960. Any chance of a plate of steamed
vegetables?Copy !req
961. Am I interrupting?Copy !req
962. Out!Copy !req
963. Lena, look, I know you don't want me here.Copy !req
964. So maybe...Copy !req
965. I like this room. Don't you?Copy !req
966. It used to be my office, you know,
until I got promoted.Copy !req
967. Koopa needed me close by, you see.Copy !req
968. Lena, will you help me get out of here?Copy !req
969. Well, I think yes.Copy !req
970. I'd love to get you out of here.Copy !req
971. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
972. Because everyone deserves what
they've earned.Copy !req
973. And I've earned this.Copy !req
974. YOU?Copy !req
975. - Yes, it's us.
- Your most royal highness, please...Copy !req
976. Is it possible you could assist us
in escaping?Copy !req
977. - Help!
- Help us please!Copy !req
978. - Help!Copy !req
979. Spikosaurus, follow me!Copy !req
980. - Where are you going?
- I have to help him.Copy !req
981. Stand still.Copy !req
982. You stay. I'll go.Copy !req
983. OK, I'll stay, you go.Copy !req
984. - You stay and I'll go.
- OK, I'll go.Copy !req
985. Allow me.Copy !req
986. I hope he's all right.Copy !req
987. Princess Daisy, we've always been
your loyalist supporters.Copy !req
988. We've been with your father
since his demise.Copy !req
989. My father? What do you know about
my father?Copy !req
990. Come with us.Copy !req
991. - You tell her.
- No, I think you should tell her.Copy !req
992. All right. We'll both tell her.Copy !req
993. Daisy, I think this may come as something
of a shock.Copy !req
994. Daisy, may I present to you...Copy !req
995. your father.Copy !req
996. The fungus.Copy !req
997. Koopa's first victim of de-evolution.Copy !req
998. This is my father?Copy !req
999. Yes.Copy !req
1000. Perhaps at this moment of delicacy...Copy !req
1001. A delicate moment...Copy !req
1002. - A retreat is in order.
- An ordered retreat.Copy !req
1003. - Those that fight and run away...
- Live to fight another day.Copy !req
1004. How did you know they'd do that?Copy !req
1005. Cos everybody loves to dance, that's why.Copy !req
1006. A dancing lizardCopy !req
1007. like dancing crocodiles. Oh!Copy !req
1008. - Oh wow!
- Oh man!Copy !req
1009. Oh, I hate heights.Copy !req
1010. How are we gonna get across?Copy !req
1011. - I can make it. I got a good feeling.
- You're not gonna jump.Copy !req
1012. Come on. Somebody's gotta do it.
I don't got no choice, right?Copy !req
1013. - Luigi, this is not Miraculous World.
- I gotta go for it.Copy !req
1014. - Agh!
" Luigi!Copy !req
1015. I'm flying, Mario, I'm flying!Copy !req
1016. Come on. I told you. All you had to do
is trust. Come on.Copy !req
1017. Let's do it. Come on. Just have faith.
Jump.Copy !req
1018. - You're flying.
- Come on, Mario. Just trust. Jump.Copy !req
1019. - Come on.
- OK, OK.Copy !req
1020. - OK. Just... OK.
- Come on.Copy !req
1021. No, wait, Mario. Don't jump. It's not...Copy !req
1022. I'm not flying. It's just a... hook.Copy !req
1023. - Agh!
- Mario!Copy !req
1024. - Oh, Luigi!
- Oops!Copy !req
1025. Sorry!Copy !req
1026. Mario, I got you.Copy !req
1027. Luigi, I'm alive.Copy !req
1028. Good catch, huh, Mario?
I should try out for the Yankees.Copy !req
1029. I'd high five you, but then you'd be
an only child.Copy !req
1030. Let's go get Daisy.Copy !req
1031. Let's swing over there, yeah?Copy !req
1032. - Go with me.
- OK.Copy !req
1033. My father?Copy !req
1034. What have they done to you?Copy !req
1035. Can you even hear me?Copy !req
1036. Yoshi!Copy !req
1037. Look what she did to you.Copy !req
1038. - Mario?
- Daisy!Copy !req
1039. Luigi?Copy !req
1040. Mario!Copy !req
1041. It's Daisy. Daisy, we're comin'!Copy !req
1042. Let's get you off.Copy !req
1043. Luigi, Mario, can you hear me?Copy !req
1044. Daisy, where are you?Copy !req
1045. I'm in Devo 4.Copy !req
1046. Daisy.Copy !req
1047. Oh, man, it's cold.Copy !req
1048. - It's working. It's freezing up.
- Great!Copy !req
1049. Hey, Mario, did you see that?Copy !req
1050. - What?
- It's trying to communicate.Copy !req
1051. Luigi, it's a mushroom. Come on.Copy !req
1052. Luigi, here!Copy !req
1053. - Come back. In here. This way.
- There she is.Copy !req
1054. Good news, sir. The troops are in place
ready to de-evolve the mammals.Copy !req
1055. Place ready to what? Now?Copy !req
1056. Who ordered their deployment?Copy !req
1057. You did, sir. Lena relayed the command.
We carried it out immediately.Copy !req
1058. Lena?Copy !req
1059. She has the rock.Copy !req
1060. Arrest her!Copy !req
1061. - Daisy!
" Luigi!Copy !req
1062. Let's get out of here. This place is
crawling with giant lizards.Copy !req
1063. Wait, listen. I know this is going to
sound a little strange but...Copy !req
1064. I want you to meet...Copy !req
1065. my father.Copy !req
1066. Come on. Dad.Copy !req
1067. - Oh man.
- Well, at least he was my father.Copy !req
1068. He used to be the leader here,Copy !req
1069. until Koopa turned him into
all this... fungus.Copy !req
1070. - Oh, man!
- Well...Copy !req
1071. Well, it's an honour to meet you, sir,
and a pleasureCopy !req
1072. and I just wanna thank you
for all your help.Copy !req
1073. Come on, Luigi, you'll be talking to
the mildew in the shower next.Copy !req
1074. Mario, don't you see? It's been trying to
help us all along,Copy !req
1075. giving us the little things,
when we were hanging there.Copy !req
1076. Come on. He wants to clobber Koopa too.Copy !req
1077. How's Daniella?Copy !req
1078. - Is she all right?
- Daniella!Copy !req
1079. I promised to take her to Wrestle Mania.Copy !req
1080. You mean you don't know?Copy !req
1081. What?Copy !req
1082. She's in the goomba barracks
on the 51st floor.Copy !req
1083. - Come on, we need to help!
- Hi-di-ho, mammals.Copy !req
1084. Goombas!Copy !req
1085. If you touch her I'll kill you.Copy !req
1086. I'll meet you in the playground
after school.Copy !req
1087. You murderer!Copy !req
1088. Now, your father's still... hanging around,
isn't he?Copy !req
1089. Prepare for the invasion,
and ready the troops.Copy !req
1090. We're going down.Copy !req
1091. Station closing. Military personnel only.Copy !req
1092. Station closing. Military personnel only.Copy !req
1093. Hey, you. Open UP-Copy !req
1094. Restricted area. No unauthorized
personnel.Copy !req
1095. Restricted area. No unauthorized
personnel.Copy !req
1096. Agh!Copy !req
1097. Greetings from Koopa.Copy !req
1098. Agh!Copy !req
1099. Ah, the rock.Copy !req
1100. Can't we get some blankets.Copy !req
1101. Yeah, we're freezing.Copy !req
1102. Look, the point is we're freezing here.Copy !req
1103. They are not going to believe this
at work.Copy !req
1104. This is a violation of
our civil liberties.Copy !req
1105. Can't you get somebody to fix the heating?Copy !req
1106. How can they let us suffer like this?
What are they? Cold-blooded?Copy !req
1107. - Yes, moron. They're reptiles.
- Well, just because they're reptiles...Copy !req
1108. Angelica, come here.Copy !req
1109. Don't say anything, but my boyfriend
Mario's right up there.Copy !req
1110. - What?
- Shh!Copy !req
1111. Hey! Mario!Copy !req
1112. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1113. YamCopy !req
1114. Oh, Mario, I knew you'd come for me!Copy !req
1115. - You betcha!
- Yes! He did it!Copy !req
1116. Honey, listen. Get that mattress, the
goomba mattress. Take it over there.Copy !req
1117. Come on, girls. Get the goomba mattress.
Pick it up, get that side.Copy !req
1118. Move it, move it.Copy !req
1119. Come on. Bring it over here.Copy !req
1120. Very good!Copy !req
1121. Hey! You must be the missing girls
from Brooklyn.Copy !req
1122. Except Angelica - she's from Queens,
but she's all right.Copy !req
1123. Hey, I'm freezing my butt off here.
There's cold air from that air vent.Copy !req
1124. Yeah, we froze the pipes.
We're going for a little ride.Copy !req
1125. Hail Koopa.Copy !req
1126. Sir?Copy !req
1127. I believe you are looking for this.Copy !req
1128. Excellent. Release Lena.Copy !req
1129. Princess, ready to help me destroy
humankind?Copy !req
1130. Muster the goombas.Copy !req
1131. Hand out the de-evolution guns.
Prepare for destiny!Copy !req
1132. Where's my pizza?Copy !req
1133. Goombas!Copy !req
1134. Down!Copy !req
1135. Duck now!Copy !req
1136. Got ya! Yeah!Copy !req
1137. Devo guns ready?Copy !req
1138. Yeah! Woo-hoo!Copy !req
1139. Agh!Copy !req
1140. Are you all right?Copy !req
1141. - Are they all right?
- Right!Copy !req
1142. - Marioroni!
- Daniella!Copy !req
1143. Too late, humans.Copy !req
1144. Sir, your pizza's here.Copy !req
1145. Not now.Copy !req
1146. Looks like I win.Copy !req
1147. Soon you and everyone in your world will
all be de-evolved into...Copy !req
1148. Sir? Sir?Copy !req
1149. - What is it now?
- The goombas are dancing again.Copy !req
1150. Deal with it.Copy !req
1151. will be de-evolved into monkeys.Copy !req
1152. - Agh!Copy !req
1153. Give me that.Copy !req
1154. Ah! Yes!Copy !req
1155. Die, plumbers!Copy !req
1156. Take my tools and get out of those
handcuffs.Copy !req
1157. - Mario!
- What?Copy !req
1158. Take my belt.Copy !req
1159. Trust the fungus.Copy !req
1160. Trust the fungus.Copy !req
1161. Look out!Copy !req
1162. All right! Ya-hay!Copy !req
1163. Agh!Copy !req
1164. Yes! Agh!Copy !req
1165. You wanna rock? I'll give you a rock.Copy !req
1166. Where's the rock?Copy !req
1167. Hey!Copy !req
1168. You looking for this?Copy !req
1169. Give it to me.Copy !req
1170. Give me that rock, you monkey. It's mine!Copy !req
1171. Give it to me!Copy !req
1172. - I'll show him!
- We've gotta stop her!Copy !req
1173. - Come on, girls, let's go.
Who are you?Copy !req
1174. Luigi Mario. You got a problem with that?Copy !req
1175. - I don't got a problem.
- Let's go.Copy !req
1176. Come on!Copy !req
1177. My time has come! The universe is mine!Copy !req
1178. You mammal, you give me that rock!Copy !req
1179. Agh!Copy !req
1180. My time will come!Copy !req
1181. The rock will merge our two dimensions.
Lena, don't!Copy !req
1182. You're too late.Copy !req
1183. You see, I do have the power
to merge the worlds, princess.Copy !req
1184. It's not too late. We've gotta stop her.Copy !req
1185. All right. Come on, girls.
Come on, let's go.Copy !req
1186. Wait! Where are we going?Copy !req
1187. Back to where you came. Come this way.Copy !req
1188. Come and get it, lizard breath.Copy !req
1189. - It's a bob-omb!
- He's got a bob-omb!Copy !req
1190. Bob-omb?Copy !req
1191. Messed up again, mammal.Copy !req
1192. All right. Come on.Copy !req
1193. Come and get it.Copy !req
1194. Come on.Copy !req
1195. Come on, rufflehead, let's see
what you're made of.Copy !req
1196. Don't look down!Copy !req
1197. You've gotta get through and tell
everybody.Copy !req
1198. Go to Brooklyn. Tell them about
the invasion and the goombas.Copy !req
1199. Good luck, Luigi!Copy !req
1200. It's incredible!Copy !req
1201. Yikes!Copy !req
1202. Man, she sure makes an impression.Copy !req
1203. That's what Koopa meant.Copy !req
1204. Only I can withstand the force.Copy !req
1205. Come on.Copy !req
1206. It's jammed in. I can't get it.Copy !req
1207. Luigi, we've gotta stop it,
we've gotta get it out.Copy !req
1208. Grab onto me.Copy !req
1209. Come and get it.Copy !req
1210. Oh!Copy !req
1211. It's melting.Copy !req
1212. We're merging.Copy !req
1213. You don't have the rock!
You filthy mammal!Copy !req
1214. We're merging!Copy !req
1215. I'm gonna drill it out.Copy !req
1216. Give me the wheel puller.
It looks like a corkscrew.Copy !req
1217. - This?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1218. Hold on to me, all right?Copy !req
1219. Look! It's Koopa's tower!Copy !req
1220. Those guys will do anything for publicity.Copy !req
1221. Mario?Copy !req
1222. Ugh! Dah!Copy !req
1223. It's Brooklyn! My world!Copy !req
1224. Give me that devo gun.Copy !req
1225. What is this?Copy !req
1226. Monkey!Copy !req
1227. Scapelli?Copy !req
1228. Boss! What did they do to you?Copy !req
1229. And now, I'm gonna make a monkey
out of you, plumber.Copy !req
1230. Trust the fungus.Copy !req
1231. What? No!Copy !req
1232. Bob-omb!Copy !req
1233. - What are you doing?
- It's OK.Copy !req
1234. He's a friend.Copy !req
1235. Mario!Copy !req
1236. Shoot him! Shoot him!Copy !req
1237. Stupid!Copy !req
1238. Agh!Copy !req
1239. Plumber!Copy !req
1240. Get those plumbers!Copy !req
1241. Duck!Copy !req
1242. See ya later, alligator.Copy !req
1243. - Need a lift?
- What?Copy !req
1244. - Come on. Get on my feet.
- All right.Copy !req
1245. Oh, Luigi! Mario!Copy !req
1246. I'm back!Copy !req
1247. Love those plumbers.Copy !req
1248. It's solid.Copy !req
1249. All right! Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
1250. I can't.Copy !req
1251. You mean you wanna stay?Copy !req
1252. Until we can get things settled here
and... I can get to know my father.Copy !req
1253. Come on, Daisy. You know how
I feel about you, right?Copy !req
1254. I wanna be with you.Copy !req
1255. I do too but...Copy !req
1256. I can't.Copy !req
1257. She's trying to tell you she can't leave
here till she knows where she belongs.Copy !req
1258. If you loved her, you'd understand that.Copy !req
1259. And if I had any sense,
I'd mind my own business.Copy !req
1260. OK, come on.Copy !req
1261. Come on.Copy !req
1262. It's open. Come on, Luigi.Copy !req
1263. Come on.Copy !req
1264. Are these the sounds of a music that comes
to us across the vastness of space?Copy !req
1265. Judge for yourself.Copy !req
1266. Hey, love the dress.
I've never seen it before.Copy !req
1267. That's what you said last time
you saw it, Mr Wonderful!Copy !req
1268. Luigi, are you gonna stop
moping around? Come on.Copy !req
1269. Luigi, come and eat.Copy !req
1270. story of the Mario Brothers.Copy !req
1271. Mario! We're on The Miraculous World.
Hurry up!Copy !req
1272. heroes courageously managed
to return the missing Brooklyn girlsCopy !req
1273. and save a parallel world from
a ruthless dictator.Copy !req
1274. I 'd call them the Super Mario Brothers.Copy !req
1275. - Yes!
- Glug-glug-glug-glug!Copy !req
1276. - It's open.Copy !req
1277. Luigi! Mario!Copy !req
1278. Daisy!Copy !req
1279. You gotta come with me. I need your help.Copy !req
1280. What's wrong?Copy !req
1281. You're never gonna believe this.Copy !req
1282. - I believe it.
- You do?Copy !req
1283. I believe.Copy !req
1284. J" HeyCopy !req
1285. Well, I must say we have
a very exciting proposal.Copy !req
1286. A video game based on
your many adventures.Copy !req
1287. What would you call it?Copy !req
1288. Iggy's World.Copy !req
1289. The indomitable Spike.Copy !req
1290. The Super Koopa Cousins!Copy !req