1. In just about a quarter
of an hour's time,Copy !req
2. ex-police officer David SteedCopy !req
3. is to be submitted
to the supreme test.Copy !req
4. This will make the fourth timeCopy !req
5. the state has tried
to execute him.Copy !req
6. He's been sentenced to death
for the murder of his friend,Copy !req
7. colleague and superior
officer, Sergeant Willy Dunlop.Copy !req
8. Never before in the
history of this countryCopy !req
9. has a man survived three
attempts to execute him.Copy !req
10. First time was the gas chamber.Copy !req
11. But Dave breathed in the cyanideCopy !req
12. like it was pure,
pollution-free mountain air.Copy !req
13. The second attempt by the state
to have Dave meet his makerCopy !req
14. was by hanging, but
when Dave dropped,Copy !req
15. you guessed it, the rope broke.Copy !req
16. Then it was the firing squad.Copy !req
17. But inexplicably, not one single
bullet even scratched Dave.Copy !req
18. Now he's gonna get the chair.Copy !req
19. I'd like to see the son of
a bitch get out of that!Copy !req
20. Now he's gonna fry!Copy !req
21. Yeah?Copy !req
22. Oh.Copy !req
23. It's for you, boss.Copy !req
24. Hello Rosy.Copy !req
25. It's all arranged.Copy !req
26. Don't worry, nothing
can go wrong this time.Copy !req
27. All right, I'll
talk to you later.Copy !req
28. You ask my husband, he
knows all about these things.Copy !req
29. Right Leopold?Copy !req
30. Leopold hardly says
a word these days,Copy !req
31. he's so depressed.Copy !req
32. He's against the death penalty.Copy !req
33. How about you, sir?Copy !req
34. How do you feel?Copy !req
35. I'm sure glad I'm
not in his place.Copy !req
36. I know he ain't
feeling too good.Copy !req
37. Sorry lady, no visitors today.Copy !req
38. But I have an invitation
signed by the governor.Copy !req
39. Hey, I don't care if it
was signed by the president,Copy !req
40. the warden said not let in
any complimentary passes.Copy !req
41. But don't you recognize me?Copy !req
42. I'm Rosy Labouche!Copy !req
43. The condemned man
and I were close.Copy !req
44. Real close.Copy !req
45. Lady, if you were the
condemned man himselfCopy !req
46. I couldn't let you in.Copy !req
47. Well could you at least seeCopy !req
48. that he receives these flowers?Copy !req
49. Perhaps they could arrange themCopy !req
50. in front of the electric
chair, so he could see them?Copy !req
51. I want David to
be thinking of meCopy !req
52. when they throw the switch.Copy !req
53. I'll see what I can do.Copy !req
54. Oh, you are so kind!Copy !req
55. Thank you so much.Copy !req
56. Hi Jackson.Copy !req
57. Dave, that's the 14th
plate of beans you've eaten!Copy !req
58. Would you like
something to drink?Copy !req
59. You know, regulations say
you can have champagneCopy !req
60. if you want it.Copy !req
61. Champagne?Copy !req
62. Gives me gas.Copy !req
63. Well can I get
you something else?Copy !req
64. Yeah, more beans.Copy !req
65. More beans?Copy !req
66. Uh huh.Copy !req
67. Could you make it a
zookie beans this time?Copy !req
68. Zookie beans?Copy !req
69. I never heard of them,Copy !req
70. but I guess I can get the
cook to rustle some up.Copy !req
71. Great, I'll have 'em for lunch.Copy !req
72. Lunch?Copy !req
73. Hey man, they're
coming for you now.Copy !req
74. By the time lunchtime
rolls around,Copy !req
75. you're gonna be having
dinner with honky number one.Copy !req
76. You may go.Copy !req
77. There's no need to make
your confessions, my son.Copy !req
78. What Earthly sins could
you have committedCopy !req
79. since we last took
this walk togetherCopy !req
80. the day before yesterday?Copy !req
81. Well, how about
gluttony, Father?Copy !req
82. I absolve you.Copy !req
83. Now come along, my son.Copy !req
84. When all this first began,Copy !req
85. I never dreamt it
would end this way.Copy !req
86. I had just come out
of the police academyCopy !req
87. and received my first
solo assignment.Copy !req
88. It seems like only yesterday.Copy !req
89. As you know, red
plutonium will re-enterCopy !req
90. the Earth's atmosphere and
will plunge and plummetCopy !req
91. with pinpoint precision
to a pre-determined placeCopy !req
92. on the Earth's surface.Copy !req
93. The purpose of red
plutonium's missionCopy !req
94. is to test the
top-secret device,Copy !req
95. detecting minerals
below the moon's crust.Copy !req
96. Now gentlemen, the site selectedCopy !req
97. for this momentous experiment
is namely Creektown,Copy !req
98. or as the Indians
call it, Poboke.Copy !req
99. Whose inhabitants, by the way,Copy !req
100. have proved themselves to be
patriotic, true blue Americans,Copy !req
101. and are here to share with
us this historic moment.Copy !req
102. Sergeant Dunlop
had ordered me to proceedCopy !req
103. to Creektown to collect the fineCopy !req
104. for non-payment of
a parking ticket.Copy !req
105. Even though the village was
in the middle of a swampCopy !req
106. and I had to leave my
wheels on dry ground,Copy !req
107. I was hell-bent on carrying
out my mission no matter what.Copy !req
108. This is headquarters
calling Officer Speed.Copy !req
109. Headquarters calling
Officer Speed.Copy !req
110. Come in, Officer Speed.Copy !req
111. This is Sergeant Dunlop
calling Officer Speed.Copy !req
112. Officer Speed, do you read me?Copy !req
113. Over.Copy !req
114. Oh that was good
thinking, Sergeant.Copy !req
115. Sending him across the Glades
to Creektown on the very day.Copy !req
116. NASA's having their top-secret
experiments out there.Copy !req
117. That's really smart.Copy !req
118. Well how was I to
know that, Chief?Copy !req
119. I mean, you yourself just
said it was top-secret!Copy !req
120. What would have happened to
the population of CreektownCopy !req
121. had the citizens not
been evacuated in time?Copy !req
122. Well, probably nothing.Copy !req
123. The explosion of red plutoniumCopy !req
124. will bombard the Earth's surfaceCopy !req
125. with a barrage of
harmless red amoeba rays,Copy !req
126. which will have the
effect of floroscopingCopy !req
127. whatever lies underground.Copy !req
128. Mr. Jim Polaka?Copy !req
129. Mr. Jim Polaka?Copy !req
130. Hello?Copy !req
131. Anybody home?Copy !req
132. This is Officer Speed
calling headquarters.Copy !req
133. Hey, Sergeant Dunlop.Copy !req
134. It's Dave!Copy !req
135. It's him!Copy !req
136. He's coming through
our short wave!Copy !req
137. We can hear him, but
he can't hear us.Copy !req
138. It's a freak reception.Copy !req
139. Speed!Copy !req
140. Speed, you dumb rookie!Copy !req
141. Get back here right away!Copy !req
142. You're gonna get
yourself killed!Copy !req
143. Get back to headquarters,
do you hear me?Copy !req
144. This is urgent!Copy !req
145. Hey, it's really
peaceful out here.Copy !req
146. You know what, Sarge?Copy !req
147. I'm gonna enter his domicileCopy !req
148. and tack the ticket
to his totem pole.Copy !req
149. All systems.Copy !req
150. Assignment completed,
over and out.Copy !req
151. Hey fella.Copy !req
152. Hey fella.Copy !req
153. Could you move over?Copy !req
154. Scat!Copy !req
155. Scat!Copy !req
156. Git, git!Copy !req
157. Oh, that poor kid.Copy !req
158. He wasn't much of a
rookie in his class,Copy !req
159. but he did die in
the line of duty,Copy !req
160. trying to collect on
a traffic violation.Copy !req
161. That poor kid.Copy !req
162. Little late to be
feeling sorry, isn't it?Copy !req
163. I'll tell you what.Copy !req
164. If it scares you that much,Copy !req
165. I've got just the job to
take it off your mind,Copy !req
166. Officer Dunlop.Copy !req
167. Come on, Sergeant!Copy !req
168. The Sarge!Copy !req
169. Hey, Sarge!Copy !req
170. I could hardly believe it.Copy !req
171. I got the cover back into place
just by thinking about it.Copy !req
172. But then I realized
something incredible,Copy !req
173. something extraordinary
had happened to me.Copy !req
174. To start with, we'll
forget all that baloneyCopy !req
175. you told the Chief.Copy !req
176. As far as I'm concerned, you
never went to that creek.Copy !req
177. But I did go, Sarge.Copy !req
178. Then how come you never
noticed all that hellCopy !req
179. that was breaking
loose around you?Copy !req
180. I did.Copy !req
181. It was this huge explosion.Copy !req
182. Louder than I can
do with my bubble.Copy !req
183. Your what?Copy !req
184. Listen, don't give
me that bubble stuff!Copy !req
185. Not even an ant could have
survived in that explosion!Copy !req
186. Why are you getting so mad?Copy !req
187. Sounds like you're
sorry I'm still alive.Copy !req
188. Well what do you expect?Copy !req
189. If a man gets caught in the
middle of an atomic blast,Copy !req
190. the least he could
do is drop dead!Copy !req
191. But I told you, Sarge.Copy !req
192. Everything turned bright red,Copy !req
193. there was this roaring sound,Copy !req
194. next thing I knew, I came
to under a mountain of sand.Copy !req
195. A mountain of sand.Copy !req
196. That's a good one.Copy !req
197. That's a revolting habit,
and it's against regulations!Copy !req
198. And what's more, it
turns my stomach!Copy !req
199. What does?Copy !req
200. Chewing gum.Copy !req
201. Any turkey that chews
gum and blows bubblesCopy !req
202. is really at the
top of my list, boy.Copy !req
203. Right there you gotta put it?Copy !req
204. Oh, you dope.Copy !req
205. Sorry Sarge.Copy !req
206. I mean, no offense.Copy !req
207. I'm one of Rosy
Labouche's greatest fans.Copy !req
208. I've seen all of her movies.Copy !req
209. Even the silent ones.Copy !req
210. What do you mean,
even the silent ones?Copy !req
211. She's young enough to makeCopy !req
212. that Cheryl Ladd
and Farrah FawcettCopy !req
213. look like a couple
of plain Janes.Copy !req
214. You're really crazy
about her, eh Sarge?Copy !req
215. Sure I'm crazy about her,
I'm not ashamed to admit it.Copy !req
216. Did I ever tell you about the
time I held her in my arms?Copy !req
217. That was a long time
ago, in Hollywood.Copy !req
218. I was working as a stuntman
on one of her films.Copy !req
219. Oh boy, that's an experience
I'll never forget.Copy !req
220. Watch it, Sarge!Copy !req
221. What the hell are you
trying to do, kill us?Copy !req
222. I didn't want you
to hit the elephants.Copy !req
223. What elephants?Copy !req
224. Those.Copy !req
225. How did you know those elephantsCopy !req
226. were gonna cross in front of us?Copy !req
227. I didn't see them.Copy !req
228. That means you didn't either.Copy !req
229. I don't know.Copy !req
230. Intuition.Copy !req
231. Oh yeah?Copy !req
232. So who's gonna cross in
front of us now, huh?Copy !req
233. Come on, give us a
flash of that intuition.Copy !req
234. Come on!Copy !req
235. I can't.Copy !req
236. Elephants yes, nuns no, huh?Copy !req
237. Aw.Copy !req
238. Be right back.Copy !req
239. Hi Uncle Willy.Copy !req
240. With Dave again, huh?Copy !req
241. Hello, never mind about
Dave and give me my lunch.Copy !req
242. Hey!Copy !req
243. Okay, see you later.Copy !req
244. Okay, bye.Copy !req
245. No longer any
doubt, I had super powers.Copy !req
246. But they would come and
go for no apparent reason.Copy !req
247. I wanted to talk
to Sarge about it,Copy !req
248. but I couldn't get
a word in edgewise.Copy !req
249. He wouldn't stop talking
about Rosy Labouche.Copy !req
250. And there was another timeCopy !req
251. I was playing the
Russian centurion.Copy !req
252. Russian centurion?Copy !req
253. No no, Roman centurion.Copy !req
254. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
255. And I was supposed
to dive in the waterCopy !req
256. to save her from a whole
bunch of crocodiles, right?Copy !req
257. Well I had all this
armor plate on me,Copy !req
258. and I sank right down to
the bottom like a stone.Copy !req
259. Yeah, what happened?Copy !req
260. Well I nearly drowned.Copy !req
261. Yes sir, those
were the days, boy.Copy !req
262. Answer the radio.Copy !req
263. What? There's
nobody calling us.Copy !req
264. This is
headquarters calling car 40.Copy !req
265. Headquarters calling
car 40, come in car 40.Copy !req
266. Intuition.Copy !req
267. This is car 40,
come in Tiger Lilly.Copy !req
268. Head over to 11474th Street,Copy !req
269. we have a robbery in
progress on the 20th floorCopy !req
270. of the offices of
Johnson & Johnson,Copy !req
271. that's right across from
the Daily Herald building.Copy !req
272. We're on our way!Copy !req
273. You know, you and this intuitionCopy !req
274. are starting to get
on my nerves, kid.Copy !req
275. Don't move!Copy !req
276. Nobody move!Copy !req
277. Get over here!Copy !req
278. Come on, get 'em up!Copy !req
279. Oh hi Sarge!Copy !req
280. Silvius, what's up?Copy !req
281. Oh, I don't know nothing.Copy !req
282. What's going on?Copy !req
283. They've blocked them all.Copy !req
284. Now we gotta climb all that way.Copy !req
285. Come on!Copy !req
286. Hurry up!Copy !req
287. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
288. We're almost there, come on!Copy !req
289. Only five more.Copy !req
290. Wait a minute, Sarge.Copy !req
291. There.Copy !req
292. Here's what we're gonna
use, the old charge system.Copy !req
293. What's a charge system?Copy !req
294. It never fails, the
old charge system.Copy !req
295. You charge the door and I'll
cover you from the back here.Copy !req
296. Okay?Copy !req
297. I charge the door?Copy !req
298. You charge the door, I'm
gonna cover you from back here.Copy !req
299. Good thinking, Sarge.Copy !req
300. Check the door and
see if anybody's coming.Copy !req
301. Beautiful!Copy !req
302. Fantastic, beautiful!Copy !req
303. It brings tears to my eyes
to see a trick like that.Copy !req
304. Oh, really?Copy !req
305. Grab his gun.Copy !req
306. I say.Copy !req
307. Somebody better
get an ambulance.Copy !req
308. That boy's gonna
be hurt awful bad.Copy !req
309. Don't move or you'll
end up like your buddy.Copy !req
310. Watch the door, there
might be more cops.Copy !req
311. Hey Sarge, it's over.Copy !req
312. Huh?Copy !req
313. Yeah.Copy !req
314. Boy, somebody up
there sure likes you.Copy !req
315. If it hadn't been for
that platform down there,Copy !req
316. you'd have been splattered
all over that sidewalk.Copy !req
317. But what took you so
long to get back up here!Copy !req
318. Forget it Sarge.Copy !req
319. If I told you, you
wouldn't believe me anyway.Copy !req
320. All right, get 'em up there!Copy !req
321. What are you so happy about?Copy !req
322. I'm happy about the way
we busted up that robbery.Copy !req
323. If you stick with me,
we're gonna go places.Copy !req
324. What now?Copy !req
325. There's illegal gambling
going on in that truck!Copy !req
326. Gambling?Copy !req
327. Put 'em up!Copy !req
328. All right, get out!Copy !req
329. Police, open up!Copy !req
330. Nobody move,
you're under arrest.Copy !req
331. I called headquarters.Copy !req
332. Hey kid, next time you
get a tip-off like this,Copy !req
333. tell me before
you act, will you?Copy !req
334. It wasn't a tip-off.Copy !req
335. I looked at the
side of the truck...Copy !req
336. Look, I don't wanna know.Copy !req
337. I'm just your superior officer.Copy !req
338. From now on, you don't
think, you don't act,Copy !req
339. you don't speak until you get
it from me, you understand?Copy !req
340. Get your hands up there!Copy !req
341. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
342. All right!Copy !req
343. Dave, you're not even
watching the game!Copy !req
344. Aw I know, I bet
you're thinking aboutCopy !req
345. racing around in your car and
catching crooks, aren't you?Copy !req
346. No.Copy !req
347. Well then what are
you thinking about?Copy !req
348. Well.Copy !req
349. I was just thinking
how much I'd likeCopy !req
350. to be alone with you right now.Copy !req
351. In this crowd?Copy !req
352. Sure.Copy !req
353. What crowd?Copy !req
354. Look, there's a little
job I gotta take care of,Copy !req
355. be right back.Copy !req
356. You're under arrest, Scardella.Copy !req
357. I don't know how you did it.Copy !req
358. We've been after Scardella
for over two years.Copy !req
359. I still don't see how you
spotted him in all that crowd.Copy !req
360. Well Sarge, I wanted
to be alone with Evelyn,Copy !req
361. even though I know
you don't approve.Copy !req
362. So I had everyone disappear.Copy !req
363. And there we were,
Evelyn, Scardella and me.Copy !req
364. You had everybody disappear?Copy !req
365. You want me to believe that?Copy !req
366. It's the truth.Copy !req
367. Now look, you!Copy !req
368. You stop this
nonsense or so help meCopy !req
369. you're gonna be driving a
garbage truck, you got it?Copy !req
370. Got it.Copy !req
371. Good!Copy !req
372. Disappear.Copy !req
373. You just hit a driver.Copy !req
374. Wait a minute,
where are you going?Copy !req
375. Hold it right there.Copy !req
376. Hey!Copy !req
377. Drop your gun!Copy !req
378. For God's sake, shoot him!Copy !req
379. Get back, get out
of here all of you.Copy !req
380. Hold it right there.Copy !req
381. Stop!Copy !req
382. Relax, the game's over.Copy !req
383. Shit!Copy !req
384. Hold it!Copy !req
385. Drop the gun.Copy !req
386. Hold it!Copy !req
387. First thing tomorrow morning,Copy !req
388. you go back to the firing range.Copy !req
389. You never even hit him once.Copy !req
390. Let me have those cuffs.Copy !req
391. Get 'em up there!Copy !req
392. Come on, back there.Copy !req
393. Come on!Copy !req
394. Poor Sarge, how
could I tell him the truth?Copy !req
395. What made you suspect
that there was a robberyCopy !req
396. taking place here,
Officer Dunlop?Copy !req
397. Oh well, my partner and I,Copy !req
398. we were passing by
the supermarket,Copy !req
399. and well, the first
thing you know,Copy !req
400. well we spotted the suspect
sitting in a getaway car,Copy !req
401. and well...Copy !req
402. Thank you Chief.Copy !req
403. Anything you would care
to add, Officer Speed?Copy !req
404. Not really.Copy !req
405. Sergeant Dunlop has said it all.Copy !req
406. I'm just fortunate to be
teamed with such a man.Copy !req
407. Chief, you must
be awfully proud of these men.Copy !req
408. Well I'll tell you, it all
comes from years of dedication,Copy !req
409. hard work, and a city
that I've lived in.Copy !req
410. Paradise?Copy !req
411. Yes boss.Copy !req
412. Those two cops are getting
too big for their britches.Copy !req
413. Why worry?Copy !req
414. They can't pin anything on you.Copy !req
415. What you do is legal
and above the board.Copy !req
416. You got the richest fishing
business in the golf course.Copy !req
417. Yeah.Copy !req
418. Call the Barracuda, I
want a partner's report.Copy !req
419. Sandy, Mr. Torpedo's
on the phone.Copy !req
420. Yeah, hello, boss?Copy !req
421. Yeah, everything's
going like clockwork.Copy !req
422. Yeah, we're shipping out
a hundred brands worthCopy !req
423. of George Washingtons right now.Copy !req
424. Hey, Sarge!Copy !req
425. It says here that your Rosy
Labouche is making a comeback.Copy !req
426. Did you know that?Copy !req
427. Sure I knew that.Copy !req
428. I know everything about Rosy.Copy !req
429. Like a cup of coffee?Copy !req
430. Yeah, black please.Copy !req
431. Hey, Sarge, I did it!Copy !req
432. Did what?Copy !req
433. I had the cup fly over to
me just by thinking about it!Copy !req
434. Yeah Sarge!Copy !req
435. Look, I wanna
tell you something.Copy !req
436. You cannot go around
telling peopleCopy !req
437. that you have cups
flying into your hand!Copy !req
438. That you can look through
walls and see elephants.Copy !req
439. Sarge.Copy !req
440. You understand me?Copy !req
441. Hey Sarge, that truck.Copy !req
442. It's carrying counterfeit bills.Copy !req
443. What?Copy !req
444. How do you know?Copy !req
445. Well, I saw through the side.Copy !req
446. Come on, we're gonna
go take a look, come on!Copy !req
447. Open up this truck, come on!Copy !req
448. Okay, man.Copy !req
449. All right, let's go,
open it up back here.Copy !req
450. You want me to open it up?Copy !req
451. Just open it up.Copy !req
452. What do you got in there?Copy !req
453. Fish.Copy !req
454. All right, close it down.Copy !req
455. Go ahead, beat it.Copy !req
456. Okay, okay.Copy !req
457. Counterfeit bills.Copy !req
458. All I saw in there were fish!Copy !req
459. Now I'm not saying they
weren't counterfeit fish.Copy !req
460. But even if they were,
there's no law against it!Copy !req
461. Or is there?Copy !req
462. Dave, I've been thinking
about the stadium.Copy !req
463. You know, I mush have
been really crazyCopy !req
464. to think that
everyone disappeared.Copy !req
465. You're not crazy, Evelyn.Copy !req
466. Everyone did disappear.Copy !req
467. Oh come on, Dave.Copy !req
468. Evelyn.Copy !req
469. I have to tell you something.Copy !req
470. I'm, well, how can I put this.Copy !req
471. I'm not normal any more.Copy !req
472. I'm different.Copy !req
473. Dave.Copy !req
474. Oh come on Evelyn, not
that kind of different.Copy !req
475. You see, ever since
I went to CreektownCopy !req
476. and got caught in
that explosion,Copy !req
477. something happened inside me.Copy !req
478. It's like,Copy !req
479. it's like a part of me over
which I have no control,Copy !req
480. was suddenly switched on.Copy !req
481. Dave darling, I
won't pretend I knowCopy !req
482. what you're talking about,Copy !req
483. but why don't we
discuss that later?Copy !req
484. And I'll go put
on my bathing suitCopy !req
485. and let's go in the water.Copy !req
486. You go ahead, I can't swim.Copy !req
487. I grew up in the
mountains, remember?Copy !req
488. Well, don't worry about it.Copy !req
489. I'll teach you.Copy !req
490. Okay.Copy !req
491. Hey kids!Copy !req
492. Don't worry, I'll
get it for you.Copy !req
493. Whoa, he's walking on water!Copy !req
494. David!Copy !req
495. Help!Copy !req
496. Help!Copy !req
497. It's all right.Copy !req
498. Wow.Copy !req
499. Come on, come on Dave.Copy !req
500. We're almost there.Copy !req
501. I can't, I can't swim!Copy !req
502. David?Copy !req
503. Oh my God.Copy !req
504. Hey, why don't you
give him mouth to mouth?Copy !req
505. Yeah, okay, great.Copy !req
506. Hi Sarge, what's up?Copy !req
507. How did you know it was me?Copy !req
508. No no, don't tell
me, let me guess.Copy !req
509. Listen you, I want you
over here right awayCopy !req
510. so you can tell the Chief
exactly what you been telling meCopy !req
511. about all that super
power stuff, you got it?Copy !req
512. And you got five minutes to
get here, you understand?Copy !req
513. Five minutes, Sergeant?Copy !req
514. He lives on the
other side of town.Copy !req
515. Reporting for duty, sir.Copy !req
516. You see that, Chief?Copy !req
517. You see that?Copy !req
518. Those are the cute little tricksCopy !req
519. I gotta put up with
every single day!Copy !req
520. Well I've had it!Copy !req
521. I've had it right up to here!Copy !req
522. But Sergeant, you're
the one who gave himCopy !req
523. only five minutes to get here.Copy !req
524. Well then he's got
an answering service,Copy !req
525. that's what he's got!Copy !req
526. That's not true, Sarge.Copy !req
527. At ease, Sergeant.Copy !req
528. At ease.Copy !req
529. You know, Officer Speed,Copy !req
530. I've always enjoyed a
good practical joke too.Copy !req
531. Well I've been known in my
day to play a couple myself.Copy !req
532. I'll never forget one time,Copy !req
533. right after I came
out of police college,Copy !req
534. I painted myself
green head to toeCopy !req
535. to pretend to be a Martian!Copy !req
536. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
537. But he had be almost believingCopy !req
538. that he fell 20 floors
without hurting himself!Copy !req
539. Oh, that doesn't
sound possible to me.Copy !req
540. It doesn't sound possible?Copy !req
541. Huh.Copy !req
542. Let me show you something.Copy !req
543. Be right back.Copy !req
544. What happened?Copy !req
545. Call an ambulance.Copy !req
546. Yes sir.Copy !req
547. Don't touch him, wait
'til the medic gets here.Copy !req
548. What, what, what...Copy !req
549. As you can see from this X-rayCopy !req
550. taken right after his
admission this morning,Copy !req
551. there isn't an unbroken
bone in his body!Copy !req
552. Beats me how he's still alive.Copy !req
553. Sarge.Copy !req
554. Yeah kid, what is it?Copy !req
555. I don't want, I don't want
Evelyn to see me this way.Copy !req
556. Oh okay.Copy !req
557. All right.Copy !req
558. What did he say?Copy !req
559. Nothing, nothing.Copy !req
560. Listen honey, why don't
we wait outside over here.Copy !req
561. There's really
nothing we can do,Copy !req
562. and we might as well get out.Copy !req
563. We took other X-rays after
we put him in his cast.Copy !req
564. They should be ready soon.Copy !req
565. But I'm afraid that, well even
if the bone's set correctly,Copy !req
566. the internal damage is too
extensive to encourage optimism.Copy !req
567. If you'll excuse me.Copy !req
568. Why did you
do it, Officer Speed?Copy !req
569. Were you that
unhappy on the force?Copy !req
570. Chief.Copy !req
571. What?Copy !req
572. The door.Copy !req
573. What about the door?Copy !req
574. It's a miracle, it's a miracle!Copy !req
575. Look, we took another set
of X-rays of Officer Speed.Copy !req
576. The bones are completely healed!Copy !req
577. It's a miracle!Copy !req
578. Dave!Copy !req
579. Dave, it's a miracle!Copy !req
580. The doctor said...Copy !req
581. Dave?Copy !req
582. Dave!Copy !req
583. Dave.Copy !req
584. Oh Dave.Copy !req
585. Oh sorry Chief.Copy !req
586. Chief?Copy !req
587. I'd been looking
for Silvius all day.Copy !req
588. He was the only person
who had seen my two falls.Copy !req
589. I had a hunch he could explainCopy !req
590. what went wrong the second time.Copy !req
591. Step right up, ladies and
gentlemen, see the elephant.Copy !req
592. One please.Copy !req
593. Seven.Copy !req
594. Thank you, 750 pounds.Copy !req
595. Alive, ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
596. thank you very much.Copy !req
597. You always work here?Copy !req
598. I guess if you call peddling
tickets all day long working,Copy !req
599. yeah I am, why?Copy !req
600. I'm looking for an
old guy named Silvius.Copy !req
601. I heard he worked
here a couple times.Copy !req
602. What's it to you?Copy !req
603. Oh yeah, Silvius, I know him.Copy !req
604. He's a ventriloquist,
really a great talent.Copy !req
605. You wanna know something?Copy !req
606. He can actually make a doggy
talk like a human being.Copy !req
607. I think he's had it a
little rough lately.Copy !req
608. What do you mean?Copy !req
609. Well, for the last year, I
haven't seen him around here.Copy !req
610. That's quite a while.Copy !req
611. I think he owes somebody
some money or something.Copy !req
612. You got any idea where he lives?Copy !req
613. Well last time I
heard, he was livingCopy !req
614. over on River Road,
in an old shack,Copy !req
615. selling dogs or something.Copy !req
616. Thanks.Copy !req
617. Hey mister.Copy !req
618. I didn't think
nothing at the time,Copy !req
619. but a little while ago there
were three guys over here,Copy !req
620. asking about him.Copy !req
621. What did you tell them?Copy !req
622. Same thing I told you.Copy !req
623. Thanks again.Copy !req
624. That's all right.Copy !req
625. Hey Silvius!Copy !req
626. Anybody home?Copy !req
627. Silvius?Copy !req
628. Hey boy.Copy !req
629. Want a biscuit?Copy !req
630. There you go.Copy !req
631. Hey Silvius.Copy !req
632. Hello?Copy !req
633. Silvius!Copy !req
634. Hey Silvius, you here?Copy !req
635. Search the joint.Copy !req
636. What are we looking
for, Paradise?Copy !req
637. 30,000 that Mr. Torpedo paid
for the talking chihuahua.Copy !req
638. Chihauhaus don't talk!Copy !req
639. That's why the boss
wants to get rid of it,Copy !req
640. and why he wants to
get rid of Silvius too.Copy !req
641. Find anything?Copy !req
642. Nothing, Paradise.Copy !req
643. Check in the closet.Copy !req
644. Hi.Copy !req
645. Hi.Copy !req
646. There's a guy in there,
but he isn't Silvius.Copy !req
647. Hi.Copy !req
648. Who are you?Copy !req
649. I know who I am, and
I know who you are.Copy !req
650. But do you know who he is?Copy !req
651. Hey, Paradise, I think
I've seen this guy on TV,Copy !req
652. but I can't remember whether
he's a singer or an evangelist.Copy !req
653. I don't care what he is.Copy !req
654. What are you doing here,
and where is Silvius?Copy !req
655. Beats me.Copy !req
656. But even if I knew, I
wouldn't tell you three jerks.Copy !req
657. What did he say?Copy !req
658. He said that we're
three jerks, Paradise.Copy !req
659. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
660. He's yours.Copy !req
661. Two goes with the
guitar, then it's my turn.Copy !req
662. This is it.Copy !req
663. That's good, huh?Copy !req
664. You're the tops, Paradise!Copy !req
665. Come on.Copy !req
666. He won't be back so soon.Copy !req
667. Hey, you guys going?Copy !req
668. I've gotta have a
chance to get even.Copy !req
669. Should I get the
guitar, Paradise?Copy !req
670. Don't get it.Copy !req
671. This is yours.Copy !req
672. I think you should let me
get the guitar, Paradise!Copy !req
673. It's okay.Copy !req
674. I told you,Copy !req
675. you should have let me
get the guitar, Paradise.Copy !req
676. Yeah, that's the best idea.Copy !req
677. Hey, go find a fire hydrant.Copy !req
678. Now be good, boys.Copy !req
679. Now here's a
flash for all you movie buffs.Copy !req
680. Famous film star Rosy LaboucheCopy !req
681. will be arriving in our
fair city at four o'clock.Copy !req
682. Miss Labouche will be appearing
every night this week.Copy !req
683. Hey fellas.Copy !req
684. Yes boss!Copy !req
685. Go to the airport
and pick her up.Copy !req
686. Did ya, did ya find the
old man with the dogs yet?Copy !req
687. No boss, we...Copy !req
688. Well find him!Copy !req
689. You know he and I got
some unfinished business!Copy !req
690. You know I got the
nervous stomach.Copy !req
691. You know that, don't you?Copy !req
692. Now go on, get outta here.Copy !req
693. Where you going? The back door!Copy !req
694. Sorry boss.Copy !req
695. How come you our
assignment changedCopy !req
696. to the sea plane
base today, Sarge?Copy !req
697. Well boy, I'll
tell you something.Copy !req
698. There are some people
who only fall in loveCopy !req
699. one time in their life.Copy !req
700. I'm one of those lucky people.Copy !req
701. What the heck does that mean?Copy !req
702. Never mind, you'll find out.Copy !req
703. Hey.Copy !req
704. Those goons belong
to Tony Torpedo.Copy !req
705. They must have come
down to pick her up.Copy !req
706. Pick who up?Copy !req
707. Rosy Labouche, you dope.Copy !req
708. Oh.Copy !req
709. If only I could talk
to her, just once.Copy !req
710. Talk to her?Copy !req
711. What about that time you
held her in your arms?Copy !req
712. Well I, I, I just
helped her downCopy !req
713. from the stagecoach, that's all.Copy !req
714. Thank you.Copy !req
715. Hey, here she comes.Copy !req
716. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
717. Oh!Copy !req
718. Isn't she beautiful?Copy !req
719. Oh, if only I could talk to her.Copy !req
720. Sarge, I'll fix it for you.Copy !req
721. No!Copy !req
722. No no no, you stay out of this!Copy !req
723. Don't worry, no superpowers.Copy !req
724. Just take the patrol
car over to arrivals.Copy !req
725. Hey, that's the guy we
met at Silvius' house.Copy !req
726. Yes.Copy !req
727. That's all we need.Copy !req
728. Let's go.Copy !req
729. Your driver's license, please.Copy !req
730. Please Officer,
we're in a hurry.Copy !req
731. We've got to pick up the lady.Copy !req
732. Registration, please.Copy !req
733. Give me the registration.Copy !req
734. What's the matter?Copy !req
735. My fingers!Copy !req
736. What about your fingers?Copy !req
737. They're stuck in this door!Copy !req
738. Oh yeah.Copy !req
739. You ought to be more careful.Copy !req
740. Get out of the car, all of you.Copy !req
741. Let's have a roadside test.Copy !req
742. Miss Labouche,
it's good to see you in town.Copy !req
743. Well thank you very much, yes,Copy !req
744. it's good to be here.Copy !req
745. Hold out your arms.Copy !req
746. Lift your left leg.Copy !req
747. I said your left leg!Copy !req
748. Now play angels.Copy !req
749. Play angels?Copy !req
750. Yeah, you know, flag your wings.Copy !req
751. Like this?Copy !req
752. Right.Copy !req
753. Faster.Copy !req
754. Faster.Copy !req
755. Forget it, you'll never fly.Copy !req
756. Uh uh uh, your arms!Copy !req
757. Kick your right leg.Copy !req
758. Left.Copy !req
759. Right.Copy !req
760. Left.Copy !req
761. Right.Copy !req
762. Left.Copy !req
763. Right.Copy !req
764. Left, right.Copy !req
765. Good, keep it up.Copy !req
766. Thank you.Copy !req
767. Pardon me, but, may I
be of help, Miss Labouche?Copy !req
768. Oh, you know my name, Sergeant.Copy !req
769. Everybody does.Copy !req
770. You may not remember me,Copy !req
771. but I worked in a
few of your films!Copy !req
772. And I'll never forget it.Copy !req
773. Sergeant.Copy !req
774. Yes!Copy !req
775. Would you do me a favor?Copy !req
776. Anything, just ask.Copy !req
777. I must be in my hotel
within 10 minutes.Copy !req
778. I'm expecting a very
important phone call.Copy !req
779. I would consider it an
honor if I could take you!Copy !req
780. My bags.Copy !req
781. Are you married, Sergeant?Copy !req
782. Uh, I, I,Copy !req
783. I've always been
dedicated to my work,Copy !req
784. and to my mother.Copy !req
785. But then I got into
motion pictures,Copy !req
786. oh watch your scarf ma'am,Copy !req
787. and then I got into work there,Copy !req
788. and I was never
much of an actor,Copy !req
789. but I always liked to do
a lot of stunts, you see.Copy !req
790. So I got into stunt
work for a while...Copy !req
791. Okay, that's enough.Copy !req
792. Let's double check your
reflexes, move over here.Copy !req
793. Okay.Copy !req
794. Now you hit him, and you
make sure you duck real fast.Copy !req
795. I gotta hit him?Copy !req
796. You duck real fast.Copy !req
797. Now you hit him, and
you duck real fast.Copy !req
798. Now you hit him, and
you duck real fast.Copy !req
799. Great.Copy !req
800. Now all together, come on.Copy !req
801. Right, left.Copy !req
802. Right, left.Copy !req
803. Right, left.Copy !req
804. Right, left.Copy !req
805. Right, left.Copy !req
806. Right, left.Copy !req
807. That's it.Copy !req
808. Okay, you passed the test.Copy !req
809. Get back in the car.Copy !req
810. Okay, you can go.Copy !req
811. Your license.Copy !req
812. I'm gonna report you
for reckless driving,Copy !req
813. and damage to private property.Copy !req
814. Licence please.Copy !req
815. What were you thinking
about, Sergeant?Copy !req
816. What possessed you to use
your patrol car as a taxi?Copy !req
817. Well it was an emergency, Chief.Copy !req
818. I was just doing my duty.Copy !req
819. Your duty is to catch criminals,Copy !req
820. not play Boy Scout!Copy !req
821. Look at this desk.Copy !req
822. Covered with complaints.Copy !req
823. Do you know this
city's been overtakenCopy !req
824. with a rash of tarnished green?Copy !req
825. What?Copy !req
826. Look at this.Copy !req
827. 10,000 of these have been
picked up in the past week.Copy !req
828. Who picked 'em up?Copy !req
829. Who found 'em?Copy !req
830. Who lost 'em?Copy !req
831. They're counterfiet, dummy.Copy !req
832. It's no wonder the
people take them,Copy !req
833. when not even police sergeants
can tell the difference.Copy !req
834. Who questions a lousy
dollar bill, anyway?Copy !req
835. The guy who thought
this up is a genius.Copy !req
836. I want you and Officer
Speed to bring him in.Copy !req
837. Put this on, Mama
Loves Money, next race.Copy !req
838. All right.Copy !req
839. I think I just spotted Silvius.Copy !req
840. Stick to him like a
piece of honey, Paradise.Copy !req
841. Right, boss.Copy !req
842. And there goes Speedy.Copy !req
843. Who's there?Copy !req
844. Who's the donut waving?Copy !req
845. How should I know?Copy !req
846. I don't mix with
people like that.Copy !req
847. Are you here because of Rosy?Copy !req
848. Are you kidding?Copy !req
849. On my day off, I become
a connoisseur of the dog.Copy !req
850. In order to make enough moneyCopy !req
851. to pay taxes so that
you can guard me.Copy !req
852. Although why I bothered
today, I don't know.Copy !req
853. Man's best friend.Copy !req
854. Well wait a minute, Sarge,
you sure you wanna do that?Copy !req
855. Why not?Copy !req
856. 'Cause he's gonna win.Copy !req
857. Ha!Copy !req
858. That dog couldn't win even
if the rabbit carried him!Copy !req
859. Come on!Copy !req
860. He's passing, he's moving.Copy !req
861. Look at him go!Copy !req
862. He's fifth, he's fourth!Copy !req
863. He's first!Copy !req
864. He did it!Copy !req
865. He did it!Copy !req
866. I'm going up to get my winnings!Copy !req
867. 16 to one!Copy !req
868. Can I have another
please, honey.Copy !req
869. Keep the change.Copy !req
870. Silvius!Copy !req
871. I've been looking all over for
you, I have to talk to you.Copy !req
872. Sorry, I don't have time now.Copy !req
873. Hey fellas, are
you by any chanceCopy !req
874. chasing that nice old
man in the station wagon?Copy !req
875. Who, us?Copy !req
876. Yeah, you!Copy !req
877. Oh no, we are just
out for a drive.Copy !req
878. Oh good.Copy !req
879. Well, drive carefully,Copy !req
880. 'cause the lives you
save might be your own.Copy !req
881. Have a nice day!Copy !req
882. Thank you.Copy !req
883. Hey, look where you're going!Copy !req
884. Hey Silvius, I've
got to talk to you.Copy !req
885. Do you have time now?Copy !req
886. Sure I have time now.Copy !req
887. What do you know
about my superpowers?Copy !req
888. Why do they come and go?Copy !req
889. You mean you don't know?Copy !req
890. No, if I did I wouldn't
need to talk to you.Copy !req
891. Well you see, an act like yours,Copy !req
892. it sometimes only takes
one dumb little thingCopy !req
893. to destroy your concentration.Copy !req
894. A place, a person,
a color, a noise.Copy !req
895. You lost him?Copy !req
896. You let a little
old man get away?Copy !req
897. But boss, it was that cop.Copy !req
898. What cop?Copy !req
899. What are you talking about?Copy !req
900. It was the one who is the friendCopy !req
901. of the friend of your friend,
I mean, Madame Labouche.Copy !req
902. The idiot means Dave Speed.Copy !req
903. He's the partner
of the chubby copCopy !req
904. who's madly in love with me.Copy !req
905. I'm not interested
in love stories!Copy !req
906. I'm interested in an old man!Copy !req
907. You've got to find him,Copy !req
908. and I want him found,
do you understand?Copy !req
909. Why do you always
tell me these thingsCopy !req
910. when I start to eat!Copy !req
911. Dave?Copy !req
912. Dave?Copy !req
913. Dave, we're here.Copy !req
914. Hey Dave!Copy !req
915. That's really weird.Copy !req
916. I wonder where he could be.Copy !req
917. Well wherever he is, he's late.Copy !req
918. Wrong, Sarge, you're late.Copy !req
919. Well, you're...Copy !req
920. Floating.Copy !req
921. Now tell me you don't
believe he has superpowers.Copy !req
922. Come down from there!Copy !req
923. Why don't you come up here?Copy !req
924. It's fun.Copy !req
925. Are you crazy?Copy !req
926. Okay.Copy !req
927. Evelyn, did you bring
what I asked you to bring?Copy !req
928. Sure did.Copy !req
929. Get the hell down from up there,Copy !req
930. now come down!Copy !req
931. You could have waited
'til I was ready.Copy !req
932. I'm sorry Dave.Copy !req
933. That's all right.Copy !req
934. Now put it away please.Copy !req
935. Right.Copy !req
936. Ready Sarge?Copy !req
937. Watch.Copy !req
938. See?Copy !req
939. Okay Evelyn.Copy !req
940. Please show it to me again.Copy !req
941. Wait!Copy !req
942. Now.Copy !req
943. Okay.Copy !req
944. Thanks.Copy !req
945. I finally found out why
my powers come and go.Copy !req
946. It's the color red.Copy !req
947. Red?Copy !req
948. What are you talking about?Copy !req
949. Whenever I see red,
I lose my powers.Copy !req
950. Let me try and
explain it to you.Copy !req
951. A plutonic explosion caused
the blinding red lightCopy !req
952. that gave me the superpowers.Copy !req
953. But the same color red
also takes them awayCopy !req
954. whenever I see it.Copy !req
955. Get it Sarge?Copy !req
956. Two forces, equal but
opposite, equal zero.Copy !req
957. Remember the nuns?Copy !req
958. And, and, and when I
jumped out the window?Copy !req
959. And the stadium.Copy !req
960. Right, and the fish truck.Copy !req
961. Oh yeah, the fish truck.Copy !req
962. I sure remember that.Copy !req
963. You really made me
look like a schtook.Copy !req
964. Sarge.Copy !req
965. The inside of the
truck was all red.Copy !req
966. That's why I couldn't see
the phony bills any longer.Copy !req
967. You the trying to tell meCopy !req
968. that the money was
inside the fish?Copy !req
969. You got it.Copy !req
970. You got it.Copy !req
971. Now, can you rememberCopy !req
972. what was written on
the side of the truck?Copy !req
973. Yeah, Torpedo Fish Company.Copy !req
974. Right, that's our man.Copy !req
975. Torpedo, get it?Copy !req
976. No, I don't get it.Copy !req
977. What do you want me
to do, arrest the guy?Copy !req
978. Can you imagine what the
judge and jury would thinkCopy !req
979. if you stood up
in court and say,Copy !req
980. I realized those counterfeit
bills were inside the fish,Copy !req
981. 'cause I looked through
the side of the truck.Copy !req
982. Why, they'd lock you up!Copy !req
983. But Sarge.Copy !req
984. Come on!Copy !req
985. You need positive proof,Copy !req
986. and I know where to get it!Copy !req
987. Will you quit thinking I'm nuts?Copy !req
988. Don't you realize a
man's thoughts are his own,Copy !req
989. his own private thoughts,
so stop butting in!Copy !req
990. I've never seen him so mad.Copy !req
991. You should spend time
in the car with him.Copy !req
992. It's not all his fault.Copy !req
993. Why not?Copy !req
994. Dave, something's not right.Copy !req
995. Evelyn, what's the matter?Copy !req
996. Well, it's your superpowers.Copy !req
997. I mean, I don't
know if I'll everCopy !req
998. be able to get used to them.Copy !req
999. I love you, but I want
you the way you were.Copy !req
1000. Come on Evelyn.Copy !req
1001. Be positive.Copy !req
1002. Look, I can wash
dishes, do the laundry,Copy !req
1003. make the bed, chop vegetables,
just by thinking about it.Copy !req
1004. Imagine, you're going to marryCopy !req
1005. a walking, talking
domestic appliance.Copy !req
1006. Batteries included.Copy !req
1007. Oh, terrific.Copy !req
1008. A human Cuisinart.Copy !req
1009. When you wanna be serious,
you can find me at home.Copy !req
1010. Freeze.Copy !req
1011. Evelyn, I've got
these superpowersCopy !req
1012. and there's nothing
I can do about it.Copy !req
1013. And you know something?Copy !req
1014. I like them.Copy !req
1015. And I think you'll
grow to like them too.Copy !req
1016. Look, I love you Evelyn,Copy !req
1017. and we are going to get married
whether you like it or not.Copy !req
1018. All right.Copy !req
1019. Now you can relax.Copy !req
1020. That same evening, I
got a list of placesCopy !req
1021. where the phony
bills had turned up,Copy !req
1022. and set out to
find positive proofCopy !req
1023. that would point the
finger at Tony Torpedo.Copy !req
1024. Ball in the corner pocket.Copy !req
1025. Two ball in the side pocket.Copy !req
1026. 14 in the corner pocket.Copy !req
1027. 14 in the corner.Copy !req
1028. Hey, sir.Copy !req
1029. Sir?Copy !req
1030. Hey, knock it off, will you?Copy !req
1031. What do you want?Copy !req
1032. Sorry but, I'm looking
for the owner of this place.Copy !req
1033. Well you found him.Copy !req
1034. Now get lost!Copy !req
1035. I got five bucks
riding on this ball.Copy !req
1036. Five more says
you won't make it.Copy !req
1037. Make it 10 and you've got a bet.Copy !req
1038. 10?Copy !req
1039. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1040. All right, you're on.Copy !req
1041. Okay, it's your money, sucker.Copy !req
1042. Hey, I won.Copy !req
1043. Yeah!Copy !req
1044. What are you laughing about?Copy !req
1045. Yeah, you shouldn't laugh
at somebody else's misfortune.Copy !req
1046. I know how you feel, mister.Copy !req
1047. Can we settle now?Copy !req
1048. You do, huh?Copy !req
1049. Yeah, come on.Copy !req
1050. Dumb luck.Copy !req
1051. Here we go.Copy !req
1052. One, two, three, four,Copy !req
1053. five, six, seven, eight, nine,Copy !req
1054. 10 on the head.Copy !req
1055. 10 good American bucks, kid.Copy !req
1056. Enjoy yourself.Copy !req
1057. Thanks.Copy !req
1058. Where's the john?Copy !req
1059. It's back there.Copy !req
1060. Hey, it's locked.Copy !req
1061. What the hell do
you mean it's locked?Copy !req
1062. That thing is always open.Copy !req
1063. You try it.Copy !req
1064. Ah, wait a minute, will ya?Copy !req
1065. Hey!Copy !req
1066. Let's stop fooling around.Copy !req
1067. You're in bad trouble.Copy !req
1068. Yeah, 10 good American bucks.Copy !req
1069. Hey, these are really
going down the drain.Copy !req
1070. You're laundering phony bills,Copy !req
1071. and I want a piece
of the action, Clyde.Copy !req
1072. All right.Copy !req
1073. 500 a week and I'll
stay off your back.Copy !req
1074. Nothing smaller than a five.Copy !req
1075. I understand.Copy !req
1076. Cops are all alike.Copy !req
1077. Here.Copy !req
1078. You can tell Torpedo,Copy !req
1079. the time has come
to share the pie.Copy !req
1080. Well, do you want to
hear my plan or don't you?Copy !req
1081. Oh, sure.Copy !req
1082. Phase one, convince the
underworld that I'm a crooked cop.Copy !req
1083. Phase two, catch
Torpedo in the act.Copy !req
1084. Marvelous.Copy !req
1085. Just marvelous.Copy !req
1086. Thanks.Copy !req
1087. I appreciate you liking it.Copy !req
1088. Like it?Copy !req
1089. I love it!Copy !req
1090. Why don't you ask
her to dance, huh?Copy !req
1091. Are you crazy?Copy !req
1092. We're on duty!Copy !req
1093. So what?Copy !req
1094. If the Chief finds out about it,Copy !req
1095. then tell him you were
questioning a witness.Copy !req
1096. Dancing on duty is a violationCopy !req
1097. of police code 42 slash B.Copy !req
1098. Oh Sarge, you are a
credit to the force.Copy !req
1099. Besides, I don't
know how to dance.Copy !req
1100. Sarge, look at me.Copy !req
1101. You're going to dance
like Fred Astaire.Copy !req
1102. Like Fred Astaire.Copy !req
1103. I'm going to dance
like Fred Astaire.Copy !req
1104. Now here's someone who
really wants to dance.Copy !req
1105. Shall we dance, Sergeant?Copy !req
1106. I'd love to.Copy !req
1107. Ah, you dance divinely.Copy !req
1108. I'm just trying
to keep up with you.Copy !req
1109. Oh I know, you've
come to tell meCopy !req
1110. that your boss wants to see meCopy !req
1111. and I'm to follow
you to his office.Copy !req
1112. I come to tell you that
the boss wants to see you.Copy !req
1113. And that you have to
follow me to his office.Copy !req
1114. Hey wait a moment.Copy !req
1115. Didn't you just tell me that?Copy !req
1116. Did I?Copy !req
1117. Oh, let's go.Copy !req
1118. Hey man.Copy !req
1119. How come you always throw 12?Copy !req
1120. Because Torpedo's men
are impossible to beat.Copy !req
1121. Throw me another.Copy !req
1122. Hey, that's hard to beat.Copy !req
1123. It's impossible to beat.Copy !req
1124. No kidding.Copy !req
1125. May I try?Copy !req
1126. Be my guest.Copy !req
1127. Let's roll 'em again.Copy !req
1128. Eenie meenie minie mo.Copy !req
1129. Catch a tiger by his toe.Copy !req
1130. If he hollers, let him go.Copy !req
1131. Now that's hard to beat.Copy !req
1132. Take the money and run.Copy !req
1133. Come on.Copy !req
1134. Thank you.Copy !req
1135. You see, he has
these superpowers.Copy !req
1136. He can do anything he wants,Copy !req
1137. and make other
people do the same.Copy !req
1138. You make him sound like
something out of a comic strip.Copy !req
1139. Oh no no.Copy !req
1140. Oh no.Copy !req
1141. He's just as human as we are.Copy !req
1142. Oh?Copy !req
1143. The only thing is that,Copy !req
1144. every time he sees red,Copy !req
1145. he loses his superpowers.Copy !req
1146. Oh, really?Copy !req
1147. So you're police
officer Davey Speed, huh?Copy !req
1148. You've been making a lot
of noise around town.Copy !req
1149. I think it's about time
you and I sat down.Copy !req
1150. You lousy flat-footed smartass.Copy !req
1151. Ain't fooling me!Copy !req
1152. I know you're pretending
to be a corrupt copCopy !req
1153. because you hope I'll admitCopy !req
1154. to putting out a
contract on old Silvius.Copy !req
1155. Sure I had that no
good bum killed.Copy !req
1156. But you think I'm
gonna tell you?Copy !req
1157. No.Copy !req
1158. Forget it, I ain't
got rocks in my head,Copy !req
1159. and there's no way I'm
ever gonna tell youCopy !req
1160. where I print those
phony one-doller billsCopy !req
1161. my men pass out on the streets.Copy !req
1162. Boss!Copy !req
1163. And you'll never find outCopy !req
1164. that the press is set
up in my fishing boat,Copy !req
1165. the Barracuda, which is
anchored in the Gulf!Copy !req
1166. You know why?Copy !req
1167. Why?Copy !req
1168. Because there's no
cop smarter than I am.Copy !req
1169. Hey flat foot.Copy !req
1170. I bet you can't guess how we
transport those phony billsCopy !req
1171. from the boat to the drop zones.Copy !req
1172. Well, let me see.Copy !req
1173. Sewn into the fish.Copy !req
1174. Sewn into the bellies of the
fish your boat catches, right?Copy !req
1175. Thank you, Mr. Torpedo,
that's all I wanted to know.Copy !req
1176. Hey look!Copy !req
1177. There she is, the Barracuda.Copy !req
1178. Looks deserted.Copy !req
1179. Don't be too sure.Copy !req
1180. I wish you could fly this thingCopy !req
1181. so I could go down
and take a look.Copy !req
1182. Well I'll go down.Copy !req
1183. You?Copy !req
1184. I don't think that's
a good idea, Sarge.Copy !req
1185. Why not?Copy !req
1186. What's the matter,
you think I'm too old?Copy !req
1187. Come on, get us over
that old bathtubCopy !req
1188. over there, I'll show ya.Copy !req
1189. Anything you say.Copy !req
1190. All right?Copy !req
1191. Okay.Copy !req
1192. Now listen you.Copy !req
1193. You take care of Evelyn.Copy !req
1194. I used to get more
when I was a stuntman.Copy !req
1195. I'm gonna go down below
and take a look, okay?Copy !req
1196. Okay Sarge, go down in
the hole of it, anywhere.Copy !req
1197. Hey Dave, you read me?Copy !req
1198. Loud and clear.Copy !req
1199. What's happening down there?Copy !req
1200. Think Torpedo's
been pulling your leg.Copy !req
1201. There's not a soul on board.Copy !req
1202. No printing press, nothing!Copy !req
1203. Search again,
it's gotta be there.Copy !req
1204. Okay.Copy !req
1205. But I tell you there's
nothing down here.Copy !req
1206. Aha.Copy !req
1207. Dave, listen Dave, I found it!Copy !req
1208. I found it!Copy !req
1209. You hear me, Dave?Copy !req
1210. I found it.Copy !req
1211. It's a counterfeiter's dream.Copy !req
1212. Phony bills, plates, press.Copy !req
1213. We got enough evidence here
to put Torpedo away for life,Copy !req
1214. I'm telling you!Copy !req
1215. Now go back to town
and get some help.Copy !req
1216. I'll be waiting for you, baby!Copy !req
1217. Okay Sarge, I'll be
back before you know it.Copy !req
1218. Bye.Copy !req
1219. Hurry up!Copy !req
1220. Come on, come on!Copy !req
1221. Hello, hello?Copy !req
1222. We're sinking the Barracuda.Copy !req
1223. We caught one of the
cops sneaking around.Copy !req
1224. We're gonna leave him on board
so he goes down with her.Copy !req
1225. Over and out.Copy !req
1226. Let's move!Copy !req
1227. Move it, move it!Copy !req
1228. We don't have a lot of time
before the boat goes down.Copy !req
1229. Everybody, off of the boat!Copy !req
1230. Hey!Copy !req
1231. Hey!Copy !req
1232. Officer Speed, what
have you done with him?Copy !req
1233. Done with who, Chief?Copy !req
1234. Sergeant Dunlop.Copy !req
1235. Oh, Sarge.Copy !req
1236. He's on the Barracuda.Copy !req
1237. I told you so over the radio.Copy !req
1238. That's where Tony Torpedo's
been printing the phony bills.Copy !req
1239. Why don't you ask her?Copy !req
1240. She can tell you a
lot more than I can.Copy !req
1241. Chief, I've told
you everything I know.Copy !req
1242. Last night at the
Mocambo I overheardCopy !req
1243. that man try to extort protection
money from Mr. Torpedo.Copy !req
1244. He's a corrupt cop, and
Sergeant Dunlop found out.Copy !req
1245. That's why he had to kill him.Copy !req
1246. After all Chief, he couldn't
afford to let him talk.Copy !req
1247. That ridiculous!Copy !req
1248. She's lying.Copy !req
1249. Why don't you send a patrol
out to check on the Barracuda?Copy !req
1250. You'll find Sarge there
sitting on the evidence.Copy !req
1251. We just ad a report from
the Coast Guard, Chief.Copy !req
1252. There's no boat within
a 50-mile radiusCopy !req
1253. of the coordinates given
to us by Officer Speed.Copy !req
1254. You're under arrest for
the first-degree murderCopy !req
1255. of police sergeants
William Dunlop.Copy !req
1256. There's nothing worse
than a corrupt cop, Speed.Copy !req
1257. Take him away and lock him up.Copy !req
1258. And that, my friends,Copy !req
1259. is how I ended up on Death Row.Copy !req
1260. Rosy Labouche made sure I
couldn't use my superpowers,Copy !req
1261. and she always arranged
to have something redCopy !req
1262. clearly visible any
place I was taken.Copy !req
1263. The only thing that
saved me so farCopy !req
1264. is that they haven't
allowed Rosy to be presentCopy !req
1265. each time they
tried to execute me.Copy !req
1266. Warden.Copy !req
1267. Where did the flowers come from?Copy !req
1268. Well they're from Rosy
Labouche, the film star.Copy !req
1269. I'll read the card.Copy !req
1270. Today.Copy !req
1271. May the red of these flowers
bring the warmth you deserve.Copy !req
1272. Rosy.Copy !req
1273. You must be very proud to have
a friend like Rosy Labouche.Copy !req
1274. May I keep this as a souvenir?Copy !req
1275. Oh sure.Copy !req
1276. Thank you.Copy !req
1277. I'm allowed on last wish, right?Copy !req
1278. Oh, of course.Copy !req
1279. I'd like, um, bubble gum.Copy !req
1280. Bubble gum.Copy !req
1281. Could you please
put it in my pocket?Copy !req
1282. I'll have it later.Copy !req
1283. Thanks.Copy !req
1284. Father?Copy !req
1285. I want you to have
those flowers,Copy !req
1286. for the altar in your church.Copy !req
1287. We should check
out all sea trafficCopy !req
1288. within 50 miles of
the shore, ten fore.Copy !req
1289. Jesus!Copy !req
1290. Come on you old bear.Copy !req
1291. Your hibernation is over.Copy !req
1292. Well you finally showed up.Copy !req
1293. Where the hell have you been?Copy !req
1294. Well, it's a long story.Copy !req
1295. What the hell is this?Copy !req
1296. It smells like...Copy !req
1297. Hell, it tastes
like chewing gum!Copy !req
1298. Whatever you say Sarge,
you're always right.Copy !req
1299. Take it easy Sarge.Copy !req
1300. Just stay in the same
place, you'll be fine!Copy !req
1301. We're flying!Copy !req
1302. Relax!Copy !req
1303. Now listen, there's a
lot I have to tell you,Copy !req
1304. after I left you
on the Barracuda.Copy !req
1305. Rosy?Copy !req
1306. What's the hurry?Copy !req
1307. What's the rush?Copy !req
1308. Both the cops are dead.Copy !req
1309. Dunlop is.Copy !req
1310. But I'm not so sure about Speed.Copy !req
1311. He's gonna show up
sooner or later,Copy !req
1312. and I don't wanna be
around when he does.Copy !req
1313. Don't wanna be around, huh?Copy !req
1314. Well, where are we going?Copy !req
1315. Somewhere where a millionairessCopy !req
1316. can live in style and peace.Copy !req
1317. Cuba.Copy !req
1318. Cuba?Copy !req
1319. Cuba, huh?Copy !req
1320. You know, I can't even
speak the language!Copy !req
1321. That's why we're going.Copy !req
1322. We bring you this
special news reportCopy !req
1323. following up on our leads about
the jailbreak of Dave Speed.Copy !req
1324. Earlier today, a large
balloon erupted from the seaCopy !req
1325. heading towards outer space
with two men attached.Copy !req
1326. Mr. Belushi here was
fishing out of the GulfCopy !req
1327. and saw the event.Copy !req
1328. Are these the two men?Copy !req
1329. Yes, yes!Copy !req
1330. Those are the two men!Copy !req
1331. Those are?Copy !req
1332. Yes, yes!Copy !req
1333. Ladies and gentlemen,
the two men he pointed outCopy !req
1334. are Dave Speed and the
late Sergeant Willy Dunlop.Copy !req
1335. We'll be back with
further developmentsCopy !req
1336. on this most unusual event
as soon as they happen.Copy !req
1337. Understand now, Sarge?Copy !req
1338. Yeah!Copy !req
1339. Now will you please get me down?Copy !req
1340. Will you let go!Copy !req
1341. What do you want from me?Copy !req
1342. You're gonna be our
passport out of here, baby.Copy !req
1343. With you as hostage,Copy !req
1344. Speed wouldn't dare try any
of his superpower tricks.Copy !req
1345. Did you get the plane?Copy !req
1346. Oh yes, Madame.Copy !req
1347. We had to get rid of the pilot.Copy !req
1348. You had to get rid of the pilot!Copy !req
1349. Yeah.Copy !req
1350. Who's gonna fly it?Copy !req
1351. Who?Copy !req
1352. I am.Copy !req
1353. Who?Copy !req
1354. I am!Copy !req
1355. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
1356. Hey boss.Copy !req
1357. Over my dead body!Copy !req
1358. Hey boss, take
a look over there.Copy !req
1359. There, look!Copy !req
1360. So it's a balloon!Copy !req
1361. Come on, you're
wasting time, let's go!Copy !req
1362. Hey look!Copy !req
1363. Rosy and Torpedo are
making a getaway.Copy !req
1364. They've got Evelyn!Copy !req
1365. They've got Evelyn?Copy !req
1366. We gotta stop 'em!Copy !req
1367. You'll never get away with
this, they'll catch you!Copy !req
1368. Eh, shut up.Copy !req
1369. They'll put you in jail
and throw the key away!Copy !req
1370. Shut up!Copy !req
1371. You stay here
Sarge, I'll stop them.Copy !req
1372. Stay here, where you going?Copy !req
1373. To catch a plane!Copy !req
1374. Whoa, what's happening?Copy !req
1375. Relax, it's just an air pocket.Copy !req
1376. Oh, oh!Copy !req
1377. Dave!Copy !req
1378. Calling all cars,
calling all cars.Copy !req
1379. This is Officer Dave Speed.Copy !req
1380. Sergeant Dunlop's alive.Copy !req
1381. We're putting an
end to the gang.Copy !req
1382. Arriving at sea plane
base any minute.Copy !req
1383. Hey Chief.Copy !req
1384. If this operation is a success,
we'll re-elect the governor.Copy !req
1385. Over.Copy !req
1386. I can't, I can't control her.Copy !req
1387. You've stopped the aircraft!Copy !req
1388. Why?Copy !req
1389. Oh what do mean, what
am I stopping here for,Copy !req
1390. the controls are out, dummy!Copy !req
1391. All right, everybody
out of the plane!Copy !req
1392. Get out of there!Copy !req
1393. Keep your hands up!Copy !req
1394. Am I glad to see you guys!Copy !req
1395. Am I glad, hey,
what are you doing?Copy !req
1396. David!Copy !req
1397. Evelyn!Copy !req
1398. Oh David.Copy !req
1399. Oh, I was so scared.Copy !req
1400. Oh, Evelyn.Copy !req
1401. Sorry I put you
through all that.Copy !req
1402. Well how did you do it?Copy !req
1403. You know, my superpowers.Copy !req
1404. My greatest role.Copy !req
1405. What an ending.Copy !req
1406. Officer Speed.Copy !req
1407. Congratulations.Copy !req
1408. Thank you Chief.Copy !req
1409. Boy, that was a
fine piece of work.Copy !req
1410. I knew you were innocent
right from the beginning.Copy !req
1411. Of course you did, Chief.Copy !req
1412. I always knew that
Rosy Labouche and TorpedoCopy !req
1413. were the real culprits.Copy !req
1414. You said that Sergeant
Dunlop is alive.Copy !req
1415. Where is he?Copy !req
1416. On the balloon?Copy !req
1417. Dave!Copy !req
1418. Hey, you're not
the only one baby,Copy !req
1419. look at me!Copy !req
1420. Shh!Copy !req
1421. This is the Sarge!Copy !req
1422. I'm sitting on top of
the world, don't you dare.Copy !req
1423. Dave, I'm coming down.Copy !req
1424. You gotta get me baby,
you gotta get me.Copy !req
1425. Come on!Copy !req
1426. No!Copy !req
1427. David, look out,Copy !req
1428. you have something
red around your leg!Copy !req
1429. Here we go!Copy !req
1430. Dave, Uncle Willy!Copy !req
1431. We can all be proud
of Officer Dave Speed.Copy !req
1432. He died in a
valiant, vain attemptCopy !req
1433. to save the life of his friendCopy !req
1434. and superior officer,
Sergeant William Dunlop.Copy !req
1435. We'll remember them
with honor and pride.Copy !req
1436. Excuse me Chief,
there's a call for you.Copy !req
1437. This is hardly the moment.Copy !req
1438. Have you no respect
for the valiant dead?Copy !req
1439. I really think you
should take this call, sir.Copy !req
1440. It's uh, long distance.Copy !req
1441. Ah, fine.Copy !req
1442. What?Copy !req
1443. What?Copy !req
1444. Who?Copy !req
1445. Is this some kind
of a sick joke?Copy !req
1446. That's right Chief!Copy !req
1447. That's right, we're fine!Copy !req
1448. Yeah, we're okay!Copy !req
1449. Yeah, what?Copy !req
1450. Where are we calling from?Copy !req
1451. Um, just a minute.Copy !req
1452. Where are we calling from?Copy !req
1453. That's right.Copy !req
1454. Dave, Uncle Willy?Copy !req
1455. Hello Evelyn, how are you?Copy !req
1456. Dave is here, just a minute.Copy !req
1457. Evelyn.Copy !req
1458. Hello Evelyn, how are you?Copy !req
1459. Oh, we're fine.Copy !req
1460. That is, thanks
to my superpowers.Copy !req
1461. Let's get married.Copy !req
1462. I know you'll learn
to live with them.Copy !req
1463. David Speed,
will you have this womanCopy !req
1464. to be your lawfully wedded wife,Copy !req
1465. until death do you part?Copy !req
1466. I will.Copy !req
1467. Evelyn Dunlop,
will you have this manCopy !req
1468. to be your lawfully
wedded husband?Copy !req
1469. I will.Copy !req
1470. By the powers vested in me,Copy !req
1471. I pronounce you
husband and wife.Copy !req
1472. You may now kiss the bride.Copy !req