1. Gwendolyn, stop
terrorizing your sister.Copy !req
2. Dad, we were just playing.Copy !req
3. Playing?
Look at poor Julia.Copy !req
4. She won't even sleep
with the lights out.Copy !req
5. Darling, stop being
such a tyrant.Copy !req
6. They're just having
a little childhood fun.Copy !req
7. Yeah, Dad.
Childhood fun.Copy !req
8. Anyhow, it's not meCopy !req
9. who has horror pictures
all over my room.Copy !req
10. Is it?Copy !req
11. Gwen is right.Copy !req
12. It's just a passing phase.Copy !req
13. Barbie and hula hoops
are a passing phase.Copy !req
14. And what makes it worse
is that you encourage this.Copy !req
15. Well, I—Copy !req
16. She didn't buy
these things herself.Copy !req
17. No. But lately,
when we go shopping,Copy !req
18. it's all she seems
to want.Copy !req
19. Well, maybe this trip
to Purgatory will do
her some good.Copy !req
20. She'll meet some
nice, average,Copy !req
21. everyday, normal people.Copy !req
22. I got a dollar
says that's him.Copy !req
23. Yeah.Copy !req
24. If that's the guy that's
gonna save Purgatory,Copy !req
25. we're in big trouble.Copy !req
26. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
27. Hey!Copy !req
28. You pensioners work here?Copy !req
29. Full serve.Copy !req
30. That's one of your
dumber ideas, Merle.Copy !req
31. Self-serve,
that's the way.Copy !req
32. Whoever he is,Copy !req
33. one of us best
take care of him.Copy !req
34. Well, I went out
yesterday.Copy !req
35. And me the day before.Copy !req
36. Well, damn it.Copy !req
37. Let me go get
some sunblock.Copy !req
38. Be right with ya,
young fella!Copy !req
39. Young dipshit.Copy !req
40. About time.Copy !req
41. I was beginning to think
you guys had died.Copy !req
42. Hey! Where the fuck
you goin'?Copy !req
43. You guys gonna sell me
some gas or what?Copy !req
44. Sometimes I miss
the old days.Copy !req
45. It's hardest on Mort,
of course.Copy !req
46. That temper of his.Copy !req
47. What is the big deal?Copy !req
48. Get the lead out of your ass
and sell me some gas!Copy !req
49. Boy, I hope
that isn't him.Copy !req
50. I'm not so sure
Mort is the right one
to wait on this guy.Copy !req
51. Might work out.Copy !req
52. Might put us in deep shit
with Mardulak.Copy !req
53. How much you want, son?Copy !req
54. You can fill it up,
Gramps.Copy !req
55. I've been waiting
half my lifeCopy !req
56. for you fossils
to figure it out.Copy !req
57. Everything moves
a little slowerCopy !req
58. at my age, young fella.Copy !req
59. Now you just—Copy !req
60. Just relax,Copy !req
61. and I'll get
your gas for you.Copy !req
62. Mort's doing okay, eh?Copy !req
63. Can't last.Copy !req
64. Hey, Gramps.Copy !req
65. What's with
the sun bonnet?Copy !req
66. You can't take the sun?Copy !req
67. Now ain't that something!Copy !req
68. Old fart
can't take the sunCopy !req
69. and he lives
in the damn desert!Copy !req
70. Your name wouldn't be
David Harrison, would it?Copy !req
71. Tom Pryor.Copy !req
72. The name on the road
to fame.Copy !req
73. Ain't that a shame.Copy !req
74. Looks like Mort struck oil.Copy !req
75. Now look what you've
gone and done!Copy !req
76. I'm sorry,
but he got me pissed!Copy !req
77. That's gonna put
our butts in the sun.Copy !req
78. I better go down to the plant
and tell Jefferson.Copy !req
79. You two hide the body.Copy !req
80. Anybody sees it,
we're spiked for sure.Copy !req
81. I don't believe this.Copy !req
82. What?
They've knocked his— Oh.Copy !req
83. Oh, no.
Give 'em here!Copy !req
84. Oh, no.Copy !req
85. Oh, no.Copy !req
86. They— No. No.Copy !req
87. False alarm!Copy !req
88. Never mind, folks!
False alarm!Copy !req
89. Forget it. Never mind.Copy !req
90. False alarm, Otto!Copy !req
91. You folks, never mind.Copy !req
92. Never mind, Sandy.Copy !req
93. Never mind.Copy !req
94. Let's turn it up!Copy !req
95. I hope this works, Pierre.Copy !req
96. Are you sure?Copy !req
97. Yes! Yes! Up!Copy !req
98. Here it goes.Copy !req
99. So, what now?Copy !req
100. Oh, mia. Che cado?Copy !req
101. Merde!Copy !req
102. Relax, boys.Copy !req
103. Dave Harrison's
on his way.Copy !req
104. Sarah, I really
do appreciateCopy !req
105. you taking time
off your studies.Copy !req
106. Mardulak paid me a hell
of a lot for that patent.Copy !req
107. The least I can do is make sure
it works for the guy.Copy !req
108. We're family.
One goes, we all go.Copy !req
109. Right?
Right.Copy !req
110. You know, David,
there is one thingCopy !req
111. I really do dread about
these next two weeks, though.Copy !req
112. Meeting that bastard
Shane again.Copy !req
113. Hey.Copy !req
114. You were the one
who dated him.Copy !req
115. Well, we didn't
exactly date.Copy !req
116. Oh, I know. You two were
the legend of Twain Hall.Copy !req
117. time I saw him, astCopy !req
118. he swore that he
no matter what it took.Copy !req
119. That was the day that—
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
120. The day he beat
the shit out of me.Copy !req
121. But at least I got
the first punch in.Copy !req
122. Yeah. You weren't in
the hospital very long.Copy !req
123. Ha ha ha.Copy !req
124. Where is this place?Copy !req
125. I don't know.Copy !req
126. Around this corner,
I think.Copy !req
127. You sure we can't take
this up with Mardulak?Copy !req
128. No!Copy !req
129. He told me himself.Copy !req
130. Disciplinary problems
go to Mr. Jefferson.Copy !req
131. You said you had
a disciplinary problem.Copy !req
132. You go to Mr. Jefferson.Copy !req
133. Lucky me.Copy !req
134. Yes?Copy !req
135. Mr. Jefferson
will see you now.Copy !req
136. So?Copy !req
137. Well, the good news is
it wasn't Dave Harrison.Copy !req
138. From the beginning,
Merle.Copy !req
139. From the beginning.Copy !req
140. I can't believe this.Copy !req
141. I just can't
believe this.Copy !req
142. No one is gonna believe us!
I wouldn't believe us!Copy !req
143. Who is gonna believe that
some relic with a sombreroCopy !req
144. knocked off Tom's head
with a backhand?Copy !req
145. We know that they hid
Tom's jeep in the garage.Copy !req
146. With his headless body!Copy !req
147. Yeah.Copy !req
148. And that's gotta
be enoughCopy !req
149. to get a cop to believe
that something happened.Copy !req
150. Shit, Jack.Copy !req
151. What kind of monsters
are these?Copy !req
152. This stuff is worse
than a chorizo, man.Copy !req
153. Pigs, pigs, pigs!Copy !req
154. I have come to retire
among swine.Copy !req
155. How can you drink
that stuff cold, James?Copy !req
156. It's not even
the right color.Copy !req
157. What's the color
got to do with it?Copy !req
158. It tastes real.Copy !req
159. A typically
English comment.Copy !req
160. If this Dave Harrison
can't step up production,Copy !req
161. then it won't matter, anyhow.Copy !req
162. It will be back
to the old ways
for all of us.Copy !req
163. Yeah.Copy !req
164. That would be
a damn shame.Copy !req
165. This the road
to Purgatory?Copy !req
166. Would you be
David Harrison?Copy !req
167. Yes.Copy !req
168. That way.Copy !req
169. Thank you!
Thank you!Copy !req
170. Bye! Bye!Copy !req
171. We must hide
the body...Copy !req
172. and the car.Copy !req
173. We thought of that.Copy !req
174. Mort and Milt are taking
care of that right now.Copy !req
175. A pity that foresight
is so infrequently availableCopy !req
176. to the Bisby brothers.Copy !req
177. What about Mort?Copy !req
178. As this act is that
of simple murder,Copy !req
179. not a reversion,Copy !req
180. Mardulak may look
more kindly upon it.Copy !req
181. In the meantime,Copy !req
182. I'm gonna have the sheriff
take Mort to jail.Copy !req
183. To jail?Copy !req
184. What jail can hold him?Copy !req
185. It won't be the bars
that will restrainCopy !req
186. your hot-headed brother.Copy !req
187. It'll be the fear
for his life.Copy !req
188. Do I make myself clear?Copy !req
189. As clear as
a spring in Maine.Copy !req
190. Thank you.Copy !req
191. You may go.Copy !req
192. Ah, you must be
the Harrisons.Copy !req
193. Did we leave
our name tags on?Copy !req
194. Uh, no need for name tags
in a town this size, man.Copy !req
195. Everybody knows
this is the dayCopy !req
196. that David Harrison
arrives.Copy !req
197. You're famous, man.
A celebrity.Copy !req
198. Oh, a big fish
in a dry pond.Copy !req
199. This is my wife, Sarah,Copy !req
200. and my daughters,
Gwendolyn and—Copy !req
201. Juliet.
Juliet.Copy !req
202. I'm Quinton Canada,Copy !req
203. the only policeman
in Purgatory.Copy !req
204. Easiest job in town, man.Copy !req
205. No drunks,
no tourists,Copy !req
206. no crime.Copy !req
207. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
208. A pleasure
to have met you.Copy !req
209. Thank you.Copy !req
210. Nice guy.Copy !req
211. But what's
with the hats?Copy !req
212. Oh, liebchen, liebchen.Copy !req
213. My darling.Copy !req
214. Anna? It's them,
the Harrisons, ja?Copy !req
215. Ja.Copy !req
216. Everybody knows us?Copy !req
217. Celebrities, man.Copy !req
218. Anna and Otto Trotsberg,Copy !req
219. shopkeepers
at your service.Copy !req
220. Mardulak told us
you come today.Copy !req
221. We should treat you good.Copy !req
222. Regular VIPs.Copy !req
223. But we don't know
their kinder!Copy !req
224. Come, liebchen.Copy !req
225. Come see Auntie Anna.Copy !req
226. And what is
your name, child?Copy !req
227. Juliet Harrison.Copy !req
228. And that's my sister,
Gwendolyn.Copy !req
229. Juliet and Gwendolyn.Copy !req
230. Do you hear that, Otto?Copy !req
231. Such names!Copy !req
232. Your parents must be
very romantic.Copy !req
233. They're very horny.Copy !req
234. Gwen!Copy !req
235. Oh, to be young
and alive, eh, Otto?Copy !req
236. And you have such
beautiful children.Copy !req
237. You see, Anna and I
outlived our children.Copy !req
238. There's no greater
sadness than...Copy !req
239. Shush, Otto.Copy !req
240. That was a long time ago.Copy !req
241. How can we help you?Copy !req
242. We could use
some supplies.Copy !req
243. How about spaghetti
tonight, kids?Copy !req
244. Yay!
Sounds good.Copy !req
245. Do you want to help me
find the tomato sauce?Copy !req
246. Come on, girls.
Help yourselves.Copy !req
247. We could also
use some directions.Copy !req
248. We're staying up
at the Reilly Mansions.Copy !req
249. Oh. The old copper
baron's homes.Copy !req
250. Ja. It's just down the road,
across the bridge.Copy !req
251. Copper barons?Copy !req
252. You know, for years,Copy !req
253. this little town
was booming!Copy !req
254. A lot of jobs.
Lot of money.Copy !req
255. The copper market collapses
and so does Purgatory.Copy !req
256. Everybody leaves.Copy !req
257. It's a town for ghosts.Copy !req
258. And then, Jozek Mardulak,Copy !req
259. he bought the whole town.Copy !req
260. Lock, stock, and barrel.Copy !req
261. Now it's a town for—
Otto.Copy !req
262. Blood-makers, Anna.Copy !req
263. Blood-makers.Copy !req
264. Thanks to you,
Dave Harrison.Copy !req
265. Well, don't thank me yet.Copy !req
266. There are a lot of needy
people in this worldCopy !req
267. that could use that
blood substitute.Copy !req
268. And if I get the production
going faster,Copy !req
269. then you'll have
that boom town again.Copy !req
270. Excuse me.
Do you have any garlic?Copy !req
271. Garlic?Copy !req
272. Where?Copy !req
273. Nein, liebchen.Copy !req
274. Do we have any?Copy !req
275. Garlic? No.Copy !req
276. No! Never!Copy !req
277. Was it something I said?Copy !req
278. I don't—Copy !req
279. Well, they were friendly.Copy !req
280. Neat store!Copy !req
281. Did you get directions
to the house?Copy !req
282. Yeah. It's a breeze.Copy !req
283. It's up there,
past the bridge.Copy !req
284. Okay, you can go
with the groceries.Copy !req
285. Whoa!Copy !req
286. Two more.
Those damn Bisbys.Copy !req
287. I didn't hear any alarm.Copy !req
288. This time, we're closed.Copy !req
289. I'll phone the cafe
and tell Sandy.Copy !req
290. It's late.
I'm cold.Copy !req
291. There's gotta be
a police stationCopy !req
292. around here somewhere.Copy !req
293. That's it!Copy !req
294. I can't bear to look
at that hamburger
another minute!Copy !req
295. Food. Shit.
How'd I ever eat it?Copy !req
296. Oh, you poor mofos!Copy !req
297. All you gotta do
is look at it.Copy !req
298. I gotta cook it!Copy !req
299. Hello?Copy !req
300. Well, thanks.Copy !req
301. Bye, Anna.Copy !req
302. More people are
coming into town.Copy !req
303. Let's keep up
appearances.Copy !req
304. Bailey, sit back down.Copy !req
305. We can't fool
everyone forever.Copy !req
306. Mardulak's gotta know that.Copy !req
307. They look so...Copy !req
308. so hungry.Copy !req
309. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
310. It's him!
They caught him!Copy !req
311. We saw it all,
Officer!Copy !req
312. This guy killed
our friend!Copy !req
313. That so, Mort?Copy !req
314. You killed their friend?Copy !req
315. I'm afraid so,
Mr. Quinton.Copy !req
316. I lost my head.Copy !req
317. Hey, he's not
in handcuffs.Copy !req
318. Hey, man,
what's going on?Copy !req
319. Why isn't he in handcuffs?Copy !req
320. That wouldn't do
any good, man.Copy !req
321. No good at all.Copy !req
322. Okay. Got to
lock you away.Copy !req
323. Can't have a threat
to the population
like yourself,Copy !req
324. walkin' around
the neighborhood.Copy !req
325. So, you saw Mr. Bisby's
temper tantrum, eh?Copy !req
326. Temper tantrum?Copy !req
327. Yeah, Mort's always
had a short fuse.Copy !req
328. Short fuse?
He murdered our friend!Copy !req
329. He was an asshole!Copy !req
330. Who else knows you've
come to Purgatory?Copy !req
331. What kind of question
is that?Copy !req
332. You haven't even asked
what I saw yet!Copy !req
333. Oh, I know exactly
what you saw.Copy !req
334. Oh. You do?Copy !req
335. Well, good.Copy !req
336. Good. Then we can go ahead
and leave town, right?Copy !req
337. We can just go.Copy !req
338. Not exactly.Copy !req
339. The hell we can't.Copy !req
340. We're gettin' out of here.Copy !req
341. Hey.
Oh!Copy !req
342. In the cell, please.
Ow.Copy !req
343. We haven't done anything!Copy !req
344. Now don't make me
use force.Copy !req
345. Okay.
All right,
who wants to be strongCopy !req
346. and carry the groceries?
Me! Me! Me!Copy !req
347. Not too bad for
a two-week vacation.Copy !req
348. Uh-uh.Copy !req
349. I wonder who got
the big one?Copy !req
350. Yeah, I wonder.Copy !req
351. But ours isn't too bad.Copy !req
352. I wanna carry
the bicycle.Copy !req
353. Okay. C'mon.Copy !req
354. Okay. How about I take
the heavy stuff?Copy !req
355. Good idea.
All right.Copy !req
356. Oh, gosh.Copy !req
357. Well, it looks
somewhat livable.Copy !req
358. Yeah, if you're a spider.
Wow, Mommy, spider webs!Copy !req
359. Damn it!Copy !req
360. Aii—Copy !req
361. We strike tomorrow.Copy !req
362. Everything is ready.Copy !req
363. I hear the Harrisons
have arrived.Copy !req
364. I timed it perfectly.Copy !req
365. Just don't let your lust
interfere with my plan.Copy !req
366. It won't.
I've waited this long.Copy !req
367. I can wait
one more night.Copy !req
368. Where do you think
you're going?Copy !req
369. Just to pay a visit.Copy !req
370. Naked?Copy !req
371. All right, girls.
Time to go to bed now.Copy !req
372. No! Mom! Mom!Copy !req
373. Mom!
Mom!Copy !req
374. Good night,
girls.Copy !req
375. Now, I don't want
to hear another sound.Copy !req
376. Coming to bed?Copy !req
377. Hmm?Copy !req
378. You remember.Copy !req
379. Four legs,
springy mattress.Copy !req
380. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
381. Big day tomorrow.Copy !req
382. Yeah? Well, it could be
your big night, tonight.Copy !req
383. Mansion, candlelight...Copy !req
384. Wuthering Heights
all over again.Copy !req
385. I'll be up as soon
as I'm finished.Copy !req
386. You promise?Copy !req
387. Threat.Copy !req
388. Oh, David.Copy !req
389. You don't know
what you're missing.Copy !req
390. David! David!Copy !req
391. David!Copy !req
392. Mommy!Copy !req
393. Okay, okay. Okay!Copy !req
394. Come on. It's okay.Copy !req
395. It's all right.
It's all right.Copy !req
396. Honey, I'm finished.Copy !req
397. It's okay.
I don't know.Copy !req
398. It was a bird
or something.Copy !req
399. It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay.Copy !req
400. Have the girls
been fighting again?Copy !req
401. This hick town sucks!Copy !req
402. There's one
hip club in townCopy !req
403. and there's, like,
this line!Copy !req
404. Let's blow.Copy !req
405. Let's go back to L.A.!Copy !req
406. Right. Where your
old man'll kill ya,Copy !req
407. and mine will put me
in a convent.Copy !req
408. These people
are gross.Copy !req
409. That local geek
Jeff's having a party
at his parents' house.Copy !req
410. Supposed to have
real ludes.Copy !req
411. 714s!Copy !req
412. Dude.
Whoa!Copy !req
413. Hey, you know what's
supposed to be fun
on ludes, Chaz?Copy !req
414. Laser tag.Copy !req
415. Whoa.
Pervert alert.Copy !req
416. I didn't come here
to harm you...Copy !req
417. or your girl.Copy !req
418. I came here
to give you shelter.Copy !req
419. A future. Succor.Copy !req
420. Sucker?Copy !req
421. I don't know, man.Copy !req
422. Look at me.Copy !req
423. Look into my eyes.Copy !req
424. You'll never have to use
that knife again.Copy !req
425. Come with me
and live forever.Copy !req
426. Young forever.Copy !req
427. Strong as the night.Copy !req
428. Strong as eternity.Copy !req
429. Stronger than death.Copy !req
430. I promised you
strength and more.Copy !req
431. All you must do is fight,
one night, for me.Copy !req
432. One night,
and eternity is yours.Copy !req
433. Yeah, no— no problem.Copy !req
434. Hey, can we still screw?Copy !req
435. Mister, speaking
of forever,Copy !req
436. what can kill us,
anyway?Copy !req
437. The sun?
No longer.Copy !req
438. Sunscreens have
changed things.Copy !req
439. Daylight is merely
uncomfortable for us,Copy !req
440. if we are protected.Copy !req
441. What if you're not?Copy !req
442. You fry like fat
on a griddle.Copy !req
443. What else?
Precious little.Copy !req
444. A beheading,Copy !req
445. a wooden stake
through the heart.Copy !req
446. What about
a steamroller?Copy !req
447. What about crosses?Copy !req
448. I wouldn't recommend
the church.Copy !req
449. Come. See my armyCopy !req
450. that I've been gathering
from across the territory.Copy !req
451. Meet our newest
acquisitions.Copy !req
452. Say hello to Chaz...Copy !req
453. and Burgundy.Copy !req
454. Tomorrow night,
my friends.Copy !req
455. We attack Purgatory
tomorrow night.Copy !req
456. Hello.Copy !req
457. Mornin'.
Mornin'.Copy !req
458. Do you have a—Copy !req
459. a tow truck
around here?Copy !req
460. I— My car broke down,
and, uh...Copy !req
461. I've been walking
all night.Copy !req
462. Sorry to hear it.Copy !req
463. We ain't got
no tow truck.Copy !req
464. Uh, do you have
a phone?Copy !req
465. This ain't your day, son.Copy !req
466. Uh...Copy !req
467. I'm looking for
a town called, uh...Copy !req
468. Purgatory?Copy !req
469. Purgatory.Copy !req
470. Never heard of it.Copy !req
471. This old map says
that it's, uh...Copy !req
472. that way, but,Copy !req
473. well, it's not listed
on any of the new ones.Copy !req
474. Maybe it went down
in the earthquake.Copy !req
475. No, no.
Highly doubtful.Copy !req
476. There's no fault line
in these parts.Copy !req
477. How do you come
to know so much?Copy !req
478. I sort of make it
my business.Copy !req
479. Uh, I don't suppose
you'd want to, uh...Copy !req
480. give me a ride?Copy !req
481. Nope.
Don't reckon so.Copy !req
482. I didn't think you would.Copy !req
483. Well...Copy !req
484. Be seeing ya.Copy !req
485. You think they're
advertising this placeCopy !req
486. in some tourist brochure?Copy !req
487. There's got to be
a logical explanation.Copy !req
488. Your wife was nearly
raped by a bat,Copy !req
489. while you sat
downstairs working.Copy !req
490. Logical enough?Copy !req
491. I told you, Mommy!Copy !req
492. It wasn't a bat!
It was a vampire!Copy !req
493. Do you see?Copy !req
494. Do you see what you're
turning your daughter into?Copy !req
495. My daughter?Copy !req
496. Gwen, why don't you take
your sister upstairs and play?Copy !req
497. Okay. Come on.Copy !req
498. But, Mommy,
I saw a vampire
on top of you!Copy !req
499. I saw it all!Copy !req
500. Do you think we should
take Julie to a physicist?Copy !req
501. Psychiatrist, darling.
No, Julie is fine.Copy !req
502. Aren't you, sweetheart?Copy !req
503. You've just been having
some nightmares, that's all.Copy !req
504. You've all been watching
too many damn horror films.Copy !req
505. Now, I am going to work.Copy !req
506. And when I get back,
I don't want to hear
any more of this.Copy !req
507. All right?Copy !req
508. Long time no see.Copy !req
509. Can't say I'd noticed.Copy !req
510. I understand you have
a problem here.Copy !req
511. Yeah.Copy !req
512. We got this thing
flowing pretty wellCopy !req
513. at a trickling pace,
but, uh,Copy !req
514. when we try to
increase production,
something screws up.Copy !req
515. So I suggested
we get you to have
a look at your design.Copy !req
516. You suggested me?Copy !req
517. That's big of you, Shane.Copy !req
518. I'm a pretty
big guy, Dave.Copy !req
519. Well, there
are no problems
with my process.Copy !req
520. It worked in the lab,
and it will work
in the factory.Copy !req
521. Well, I just followed
your instructions.Copy !req
522. Apparently
not well enough.Copy !req
523. Are you suggesting—Copy !req
524. Suggesting what?Copy !req
525. That you made
a mistake?Copy !req
526. That Saint Shane,
the boy wonder,Copy !req
527. the charm school
graduate,Copy !req
528. might have made
a boo-boo?Copy !req
529. Boo-boo?Copy !req
530. Does it still hurt
that I had your wife?Copy !req
531. Does it still hurt
that she dumped you for me?Copy !req
532. Well, she needed someone
she could push around,Copy !req
533. a wimp.Copy !req
534. Asshole.
And she got one.Copy !req
535. How is Sarah,
anyway?Copy !req
536. And the kids?Copy !req
537. Gwendolyn and Juliet,
the youngest.Copy !req
538. Let's get to work, Dave.Copy !req
539. Oh, Sandy,
that was so bad.Copy !req
540. Just like
these burgers.Copy !req
541. Looks like you've
seen better days.Copy !req
542. And nights.Copy !req
543. Uh...Copy !req
544. Uh, just coffee, please.Copy !req
545. Um, make it strong?Copy !req
546. Sure. Just a sec.Copy !req
547. Nice town you have here.Copy !req
548. Not the easiest
place to find.Copy !req
549. Probably why we don't
get many strangers.Copy !req
550. What might you
be doin' in Purgatory?Copy !req
551. Oh, just traveling,
you know, uh,Copy !req
552. town to town, job to job.Copy !req
553. Nothing to do
around here.Copy !req
554. Not since the copper
mines closed.Copy !req
555. Well, my car broke down
last night, and—Copy !req
556. No one to fix it
'round here.Copy !req
557. Best have your coffee
and be on your way.Copy !req
558. You might be able
to hitch a lift
out on the main road.Copy !req
559. Don't want to be stuck
in these parts around dark.Copy !req
560. I guess not.Copy !req
561. Guess not.Copy !req
562. Anything else?Copy !req
563. Um...Copy !req
564. You wouldn't happened
to have seen this man?Copy !req
565. Shh. That's Count Mardulak.Copy !req
566. Count Mardulak?Copy !req
567. Oh, if that's all, uh,Copy !req
568. I'll be getting
your check.Copy !req
569. That'll be a dollar.Copy !req
570. Well, um, I'll just
be, uh... moving along.Copy !req
571. On to the next.Copy !req
572. Nice meeting
you folks.Copy !req
573. I saw those looks
you were giving him, girl.Copy !req
574. What looks?Copy !req
575. Ha. What looks?Copy !req
576. Looks that belong
on a 20-year-old human,Copy !req
577. not on you.Copy !req
578. I am 20.Copy !req
579. But you ain't no human.Copy !req
580. I only came over
six months ago.Copy !req
581. And there's
no going back.Copy !req
582. Tell Nigel to nuke me up
some cheeseburgersCopy !req
583. for those humans
in my jail.Copy !req
584. I'm going out
on patrol.Copy !req
585. Oh, Shane,
Shane, Shane.Copy !req
586. Baby blunder.Copy !req
587. You've got the wrong damn
backflow valve on here.Copy !req
588. When you step up
production,Copy !req
589. it shuts down
the flow regulator.Copy !req
590. Yeah, well,
it must've been installed
by the construction crew.Copy !req
591. No, I'm afraid not, Shane.
It's your mistake.Copy !req
592. You specified it
right here.Copy !req
593. You're a heck
of an engineer, Shane.Copy !req
594. Tell me, Dave, does Sarah
still whimper when she comes?Copy !req
595. Or does she still come?Copy !req
596. Shane, you sad thing.Copy !req
597. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
598. I used to love to
see her on her knees.Copy !req
599. I've never been second
to anyone, Harrison,Copy !req
600. and I sure as hell
won't be second to you.Copy !req
601. I'll have what I want
when I want it.Copy !req
602. Get the picture, Boo-Boo?Copy !req
603. Special from
the Purgatory Cafe:Copy !req
604. cheeseburgers,Copy !req
605. and for those
of us on diets,Copy !req
606. protein drinks.Copy !req
607. Damn synthesized blood.Copy !req
608. You must be
seeing things again.Copy !req
609. Why cover it up?Copy !req
610. Only two things
we can do with 'em:Copy !req
611. kill them
or convert them,Copy !req
612. like with that
Shane Dennis.Copy !req
613. Mardulak needed him.Copy !req
614. These guys, either way,
there's no pointCopy !req
615. in hiding
what we are, ma—Copy !req
616. Mort.Copy !req
617. Blood? Convert us?
What's he talking about?Copy !req
618. You've picked
a bad spotCopy !req
619. for a camping trip.Copy !req
620. I'm taking my break.Copy !req
621. Fine.Copy !req
622. Well, if it isn't
Mardulak's favorite dish.Copy !req
623. Excuse me, Ethan.Copy !req
624. In a bit of a rush,
are we?Copy !req
625. Careful, girl.Copy !req
626. It's getting hot
in Purgatory.Copy !req
627. You wanna hear about
my dream, Gwen?Copy !req
628. Another crazy dream.Copy !req
629. What happened
in this one?Copy !req
630. It was a vampires' war
and bloody and—Copy !req
631. How come you're
so weird?Copy !req
632. You don't believe
anything, do you?Copy !req
633. Oh, Julie!Copy !req
634. Wow, a secret passage.Copy !req
635. Come on.Copy !req
636. It's too dark.Copy !req
637. Come on.Copy !req
638. There's no monsters here.Copy !req
639. I think so.Copy !req
640. Gwen!Copy !req
641. Let's explore.Copy !req
642. Uh-oh.Copy !req
643. Wow, a coffin!Copy !req
644. Let's look inside.Copy !req
645. Very bad idea.Copy !req
646. Come on.
Just a peek.Copy !req
647. Gwen!Copy !req
648. Stop being such a coward.Copy !req
649. It's a good dare.Copy !req
650. Muh— Muh—
Muh-muh— Muh—Copy !req
651. Then I'll do it myself.Copy !req
652. Muh... Muh...Copy !req
653. Muh... Muh... Muh... Muh...
Muh... Muh... Muh... Muh...Copy !req
654. Muh... Muh... Muh... Muh...
Muh... Muh... Muh... Muh...Copy !req
655. Monster!Copy !req
656. Help me, Julie!Copy !req
657. Mommy!Copy !req
658. Mommy! Mommy!Copy !req
659. Whoa—
[children talking
at once]Copy !req
660. Big monster!
What? Where?Copy !req
661. In the library?
Yes!Copy !req
662. Calm— What are
you talking—Copy !req
663. I am Jozek Mardulak,
Mrs. Harrison.Copy !req
664. I own Purgatory.Copy !req
665. I live in
the mansion opposite.Copy !req
666. I was working in the cellarCopy !req
667. when your daughters,
well, appeared.Copy !req
668. I'm sorry.Copy !req
669. Oh, please.
No reason to apologize.Copy !req
670. There is a secret passageCopy !req
671. that goes between
the two mansions.Copy !req
672. And the little fiends
found it, huh?Copy !req
673. How come you were
in the coffin?Copy !req
674. Gwen.Copy !req
675. I'm sorry. She doesn't—Copy !req
676. Oh, that's
quite all right.Copy !req
677. It's very dim down there.Copy !req
678. My dear departed mother
rests there.Copy !req
679. and her last
and final request...Copy !req
680. once a week I go down
and pay my respects.Copy !req
681. I'm afraid I was
standing by the coffinCopy !req
682. when your beautiful
daughters appeared.Copy !req
683. They must have thought—Copy !req
684. Oh, say no more.
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
685. You know children.Copy !req
686. Yes.Copy !req
687. But what would we do
without them?Copy !req
688. Uh, could I offer you
tea or anything?Copy !req
689. No, that's quite all right.Copy !req
690. I must return
to my dear departed mother.Copy !req
691. But I'm quite sure
we shall meet again.Copy !req
692. He came out
of the coffin.Copy !req
693. Swear it!
Right, Julie?Copy !req
694. It was dark.Copy !req
695. Not that dark.Copy !req
696. Put a wager on it?Copy !req
697. Mom.Copy !req
698. Next week's allowance.Copy !req
699. We'll go down there
right now.Copy !req
700. Is it a bet?
The whole allowance?Copy !req
701. Every penny.Copy !req
702. Uh... it was
dark down there.Copy !req
703. And he could have
been standingCopy !req
704. beside the coffin, right?Copy !req
705. I suppose so.
Good.Copy !req
706. Now, I don't want to hear
another word about it.
All right?Copy !req
707. Mom doesn't
play fair.Copy !req
708. Wanna go biking?Copy !req
709. Yeah. Let's buy
some candy, too, okay?Copy !req
710. Yeah!Copy !req
711. Well, this is,
uh, certainly
an odd place to meet.Copy !req
712. I had to get you
out of Purgatory.Copy !req
713. Really?Copy !req
714. Hi. I'm Sandy White.Copy !req
715. My name's Robert Van Hel—Copy !req
716. Van what?Copy !req
717. Robert Van Hell.
Uh, that's it.Copy !req
718. So, um, now, what
can you tell meCopy !req
719. about the man
in the picture?Copy !req
720. We can't talk here.
Get in.Copy !req
721. Looks like we won't
ever be tasting
human blood again.Copy !req
722. The Hemotechnics plant
works like a dream.Copy !req
723. Seems Harrison has fixed it,Copy !req
724. so mass production
won't be a problem.Copy !req
725. What's the matter, Bailey?Copy !req
726. Don't you like it?Copy !req
727. Artificial blood?Copy !req
728. I'm never
gonna get used
to this garbage.Copy !req
729. Don't you ever miss
warm human blood?Copy !req
730. The thrill of sinking
your teethCopy !req
731. into young, soft flesh?Copy !req
732. Seeing the ecstasy
in their eyesCopy !req
733. as they give themselves
to us... completely?Copy !req
734. You are the last one
in PurgatoryCopy !req
735. to have had a human.Copy !req
736. Mardulak picked you.Copy !req
737. You lucky bastard.Copy !req
738. Tell us,
what was it like?Copy !req
739. Yeah.Copy !req
740. Shane.Copy !req
741. There aren't
many young people
in Purgatory.Copy !req
742. It can be
terribly lonely.Copy !req
743. Right. Um...Copy !req
744. Now, you said that,
um, you knew where
I could find this man.Copy !req
745. Do we have to talk
about that now?Copy !req
746. Well, I, um...Copy !req
747. I thought that's
why we were here.Copy !req
748. And, uh, you said
that you wantedCopy !req
749. to get out of P-p-p—Copy !req
750. Shh.Copy !req
751. No! No!
Too late.Copy !req
752. I wasn't gonna bite you!Copy !req
753. I promise.Copy !req
754. I just needed to kiss—
to kiss a man again.Copy !req
755. That's a likely story.Copy !req
756. Look!Copy !req
757. I could take you
to Mardulak,Copy !req
758. your friend in the picture.Copy !req
759. Okay.Copy !req
760. Let's go see what
that noise is all about.Copy !req
761. All right, now,
no tricks.Copy !req
762. This is holy water.Copy !req
763. Come on.Copy !req
764. Mysterious doings,
Shane.Copy !req
765. What is it
you're doing, man?Copy !req
766. Well, let's see now,
Quint. Ahem.Copy !req
767. It'd be work
for Jefferson.Copy !req
768. Mind if I take a look?Copy !req
769. I'm afraid so.Copy !req
770. Who are they?Copy !req
771. That's Shane Dennis.Copy !req
772. He's the designer
of the blood plant.Copy !req
773. The what?Copy !req
774. He was human
when he got here.Copy !req
775. You mean that he's also a—Copy !req
776. It was the first tryCopy !req
777. at integrating people
into Purgatory.Copy !req
778. It failed.Copy !req
779. When he found out,
he panicked.Copy !req
780. So they turned him
into a—Copy !req
781. They needed him.Copy !req
782. So how many...
What?Copy !req
783. of you—
Vampires?Copy !req
784. Yes, vampires,
are there?Copy !req
785. The whole town.Copy !req
786. Apart from the Harrisons.Copy !req
787. Oh, and the two in jail.Copy !req
788. Now, look, rookie.Copy !req
789. If it's a test of strength
you want, you lose.Copy !req
790. I have been
a vampire 135 years.Copy !req
791. I guess you're stronger
and faster than I am.Copy !req
792. You're still not gonna
see in those crates.Copy !req
793. You're a child, man.Copy !req
794. You cannot stop me.Copy !req
795. You're gonna be
in big trouble now, Shane.Copy !req
796. Mr. Jefferson.
I'm glad you arrived.Copy !req
797. Shane here is giving me
a lot of trouble.Copy !req
798. Do they work?Copy !req
799. Just about to find out.Copy !req
800. What you gonna do with that?Copy !req
801. Shoot me a Rasta vampire.Copy !req
802. They work.Copy !req
803. Fortified wood.Copy !req
804. Splinters on impact.Copy !req
805. Shane, you are a genius.Copy !req
806. And tonight,
a hundred moreCopy !req
807. domesticated
abominations will die.Copy !req
808. The revolution.
I have to warn the others.Copy !req
809. The count!Copy !req
810. Good idea.Copy !req
811. Let's go visit
the count.Copy !req
812. You don't understand.
Things have changed.Copy !req
813. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
814. Jefferson sure as hell
turned me on.Copy !req
815. You can practically
smell the blood from here.Copy !req
816. Mardulak's wrong.Copy !req
817. Humans and vampires
ain't never gonna coexist.Copy !req
818. He told you.Copy !req
819. David, look,
you were in med school.Copy !req
820. I never saw you.Copy !req
821. Shane called me and asked me
to dinner one night.Copy !req
822. It was one time, David.
One night.Copy !req
823. And Juliet.Copy !req
824. Is she mine?Copy !req
825. David, I don't know.Copy !req
826. I think she is.Copy !req
827. Why can't
you just lie to me?Copy !req
828. Just swear that you love me
and that it never happened.Copy !req
829. I mean, it's bad enough
that you ever slept
with him, but...Copy !req
830. for you to do it
after we were married.Copy !req
831. And the way
he lords over me.Copy !req
832. Shit.Copy !req
833. I'm not staying.Copy !req
834. It's to hell with it.Copy !req
835. The hell with the house,
the hell with the plant,Copy !req
836. the hell with everything!Copy !req
837. How far to this,
uh, mansion?Copy !req
838. Look out.Copy !req
839. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
840. Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
841. Bye.
Bye.Copy !req
842. Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.Copy !req
843. He was the one
in my dream—Copy !req
844. the vampire
with Mommy.Copy !req
845. Come, child.Copy !req
846. Tell us about the dream.Copy !req
847. Damn, I can taste that
fresh young blood already.Copy !req
848. If I got started,
I couldn't stop.Copy !req
849. Hey, Mort,
save some for us!Copy !req
850. Know what's goin' on,
don't ya?Copy !req
851. Lynch mob?Copy !req
852. In a way.Copy !req
853. What you're lookin' at is
a crowd of hungry vampires.Copy !req
854. That's right.Copy !req
855. Purgatory's a town
full of them.Copy !req
856. I'm one.Copy !req
857. You two ain't.Copy !req
858. And that's the problem.Copy !req
859. The problem is you're
some kind of psychotic nut.Copy !req
860. Alice, shh.Copy !req
861. Didn't get these in 7-Eleven.Copy !req
862. The problem is
there's only two thingsCopy !req
863. can happen to you
in Purgatory.Copy !req
864. They can kill you,Copy !req
865. or they can turn you
into a vampire,Copy !req
866. like me, like all of us.Copy !req
867. Make sure there's enough
to go around, Mort!Copy !req
868. Let us go.Copy !req
869. Ain't in the cards.Copy !req
870. Don't drain 'em
dry, Mort.Copy !req
871. Tired of hunting,
you said.Copy !req
872. Tired of killing.Copy !req
873. Tired of the life
of a vampire.Copy !req
874. Tired, you said,
each one of you.Copy !req
875. You, where were youCopy !req
876. when I first asked you
to join me?Copy !req
877. You were crying
in the PyreneesCopy !req
878. after having killed
a ten-year-old boy.Copy !req
879. Mardulak, I—Copy !req
880. You. You made your home
in the sewers.Copy !req
881. You killed winos.Copy !req
882. You, farmers' children.Copy !req
883. Our lives were full
of murder.Copy !req
884. That's why I put so much
money into Purgatory.Copy !req
885. That's why I investedCopy !req
886. in the synthesizing
of blood.Copy !req
887. A new life,
a chance for serenity,Copy !req
888. a faint hope
that we might finallyCopy !req
889. make peace with our maker.Copy !req
890. I know it's not
going to be easyCopy !req
891. to live with mortals.Copy !req
892. Not easy to hide
our ways from them.Copy !req
893. But we must learn
to coexist.Copy !req
894. We must treat them
as equals.Copy !req
895. We need them.Copy !req
896. And when we have
finally got our factoryCopy !req
897. into mass production,
they will need us.Copy !req
898. For those of you
who wish to defy me,Copy !req
899. remember...Copy !req
900. I am the greatest
of our kind.Copy !req
901. If you cannot obey me...Copy !req
902. Now go!Copy !req
903. Well.
I'm convinced.Copy !req
904. Let's go, honey.Copy !req
905. It was a bad idea
to come hereCopy !req
906. in the first place.Copy !req
907. Let's get the girls,
and let's go home.Copy !req
908. We can work it out,
but...Copy !req
909. not here. Not now.Copy !req
910. Please?Copy !req
911. I love you, Sarah.Copy !req
912. I love you, too.Copy !req
913. I'm sorry, Mardulak,Copy !req
914. but I lost my temper.Copy !req
915. I should kill you,Copy !req
916. but I'm tired
of killing.Copy !req
917. Then what?Copy !req
918. I can't send you
anywhere.Copy !req
919. We all have to stay
here near the plantCopy !req
920. or all this, this town,Copy !req
921. my dream of the future,Copy !req
922. will mean nothing.Copy !req
923. The only punishment
is death.Copy !req
924. No. I think
you should stay hereCopy !req
925. in jail one more nightCopy !req
926. and then, tomorrow,
you can go home.Copy !req
927. But if you ever
do anything without
my permission again—Copy !req
928. Oh, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
929. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
930. All right.
That's enough, Mort.Copy !req
931. Uh, uh...Copy !req
932. what about them?Copy !req
933. Hmm.Copy !req
934. Mardulak, come quick.Copy !req
935. The Harrison girls.
One of them had a dream.Copy !req
936. You must speak
with her.Copy !req
937. Are you sure the girls
went into town?Copy !req
938. Yeah. I think so.Copy !req
939. Turn around.
They're in that car!Copy !req
940. Hold it.Copy !req
941. Okay.Copy !req
942. There's our way up.Copy !req
943. Now, no bat stuffCopy !req
944. or anything like that.
You hear me?Copy !req
945. You know,
you're very cute.Copy !req
946. No. That
would never work.Copy !req
947. All right,
come on, come on.
We got work to do.Copy !req
948. Up you go.Copy !req
949. If I can...Copy !req
950. just get a—Copy !req
951. Okay.Copy !req
952. Well...Copy !req
953. that wasn't so bad.Copy !req
954. What are you
gonna do now?Copy !req
955. Uh, wait till
they get back.Copy !req
956. Aah!
Oh!Copy !req
957. Sorry, I, uh, forgot.Copy !req
958. Okay. It's okay.Copy !req
959. Then, down through
the skylight.Copy !req
960. And pop!Copy !req
961. End to the count's
vile reign.Copy !req
962. But you don't understand.Copy !req
963. Times are changing.Copy !req
964. Now, don't start
all over again with that.Copy !req
965. Once a bloodsucker,
always a bloodsucker.Copy !req
966. You just don't want
to listen, do you?Copy !req
967. Let go
of my daughters.Copy !req
968. Oh. Hello again.Copy !req
969. You know this—
this kidnapper?Copy !req
970. Of course,
darling.Copy !req
971. That's our host,
Count Mardulak.Copy !req
972. He is, is he?Copy !req
973. You are? Well,
what are you doing
with my daughters?Copy !req
974. Dad, he just wanted
to talk to Julie.Copy !req
975. About her dreams.Copy !req
976. But come. Let's not
waste time out here.Copy !req
977. I want to hear more.Copy !req
978. Really, honey.Copy !req
979. And remember,Copy !req
980. don't take on bat form
unless you have to.Copy !req
981. Our strength is in these.Copy !req
982. If we get into
hand-to-hand combat,Copy !req
983. we don't stand a chance.Copy !req
984. And aim careful.Copy !req
985. I want the Harrison woman
and the blond childCopy !req
986. taken alive.Copy !req
987. Some of us
will die this night,Copy !req
988. but the world of vampires
will remember us as gods,Copy !req
989. fighting for the right
to hunt humansCopy !req
990. as it was always
meant to be.Copy !req
991. And we will kill
for that right.Copy !req
992. Death to Mardulak
and his traitors.Copy !req
993. Anyone care for a drink?Copy !req
994. A bourbon, perhaps?Copy !req
995. No, thanks.Copy !req
996. Maybe something
stronger?Copy !req
997. No, thank you.Copy !req
998. Sit here, please.Copy !req
999. Now, Juliet, tell us
about your dream.Copy !req
1000. It was about a war,Copy !req
1001. a terrible war
between vampires.Copy !req
1002. And many were killed.Copy !req
1003. Julie, please.Copy !req
1004. Mr. Harrison,
this is not a joke.Copy !req
1005. There was a man,Copy !req
1006. slicked-back hair
and sideburns.Copy !req
1007. He was in charge.Copy !req
1008. Shane.
Are we being
serious here?Copy !req
1009. David, can you
just listen, please?Copy !req
1010. He had another man
with him.Copy !req
1011. Grey hair and
white beard.Copy !req
1012. Jefferson.Copy !req
1013. There were lots of vampires.Copy !req
1014. They carried guns.Copy !req
1015. Guns?Copy !req
1016. Count Mardulak.Copy !req
1017. What's the matter?Copy !req
1018. You afraid to tell them
your real name?Copy !req
1019. Do I know you?Copy !req
1020. Me? No.Copy !req
1021. But you may remember
my great grandfather,Copy !req
1022. Van Helsing... Senior.Copy !req
1023. You mean to tell me that
that sweet, misguided idiotCopy !req
1024. was your great-grandfather?Copy !req
1025. Yes.Copy !req
1026. And it's taken me yearsCopy !req
1027. to finally trace you here,Copy !req
1028. to finally fulfill
my family's destiny,Copy !req
1029. to finally...Copy !req
1030. to finally kill
and destroy the—Copy !req
1031. That's enough.Copy !req
1032. Sarah, it's time to go.Copy !req
1033. Everybody is looney tunes
around here.Copy !req
1034. Okay.Copy !req
1035. Are you ready
to die, Count?Copy !req
1036. You Van Helsings
never learn, do you?Copy !req
1037. Sandy.Copy !req
1038. What are you doing?Copy !req
1039. He came here this morning.
He was asking about you.Copy !req
1040. Um, I kept with himCopy !req
1041. to keep an eye on him,
to see what he was—Copy !req
1042. to see what he wanted.Copy !req
1043. But please
don't hurt him.Copy !req
1044. He doesn't
mean anything.Copy !req
1045. He's just confused.Copy !req
1046. I think perhaps
you stayed with himCopy !req
1047. for other reasons
than my safety. No?Copy !req
1048. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
1049. what we have here is a vampire
in love with a human.Copy !req
1050. Better integration than
I could possibly have dreamed.Copy !req
1051. Uh, Count—
Count Mardulak?Copy !req
1052. Will somebody call him
by his real... name?Copy !req
1053. Uh, excuse me a second.Copy !req
1054. I really think
we ought to be going.Copy !req
1055. The plant
is working perfectly.Copy !req
1056. I'm a big-city
type of guyCopy !req
1057. and it's just been
a pleasure meeting you.Copy !req
1058. Bye, Count.
It's been a pleasure.Copy !req
1059. Move as fast as you can.Copy !req
1060. We will.
We will. Thank you.Copy !req
1061. Come on, Gwen.
Bye.Copy !req
1062. What if they talk?Copy !req
1063. Do you really think
they believed a word of it?Copy !req
1064. But this one,
on the other hand,Copy !req
1065. what can we do with him?Copy !req
1066. You'll have to kill me
before I stop
hunting you downCopy !req
1067. like a filthy fanged fi—Copy !req
1068. Ah! Aah! Ohh!Copy !req
1069. I hear they're lettin'
Mort back tomorrow.Copy !req
1070. That's good.
That's good.Copy !req
1071. Sounds like trouble.Copy !req
1072. Better warn Mardulak.Copy !req
1073. In the heart.
I told you!Copy !req
1074. In the heart!Copy !req
1075. What the hell
are you doing,
Jefferson?Copy !req
1076. Mardulak will—Copy !req
1077. Move out!Copy !req
1078. Town full
of crazies.Copy !req
1079. They're not crazies, Daddy,
they're vampires.Copy !req
1080. Juliet, I don't think
your father'sCopy !req
1081. in the mood right now.Copy !req
1082. Are we going home, Daddy?
Yes.Copy !req
1083. Aah!
Aah!Copy !req
1084. Come on.
Come on.Copy !req
1085. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
1086. Oh.
Oh.Copy !req
1087. Quick, follow me.Copy !req
1088. Anna, quick.Copy !req
1089. Schnell. Schnell.Copy !req
1090. Alice.Copy !req
1091. Alice, wake up.Copy !req
1092. Let's go see
what's goin' on.Copy !req
1093. Alice, smile for me.Copy !req
1094. What?
Smile.Copy !req
1095. Go like this.
No!Copy !req
1096. While you were sleepin',
didn't have a choice.Copy !req
1097. It was either that
or kill you.Copy !req
1098. It's not such a bad life—Copy !req
1099. death, whatever
you want to call it.Copy !req
1100. What am I gonna
tell my mother?Copy !req
1101. I can't go in public
with these things.
Don't worry.Copy !req
1102. They only show
when you're hungry
or overemotional.Copy !req
1103. Overemotional?Copy !req
1104. Schnell. Bitte.
Bitte. Schnell.Copy !req
1105. Keep your mind
on one thing,
Shane.Copy !req
1106. Time enough
for that later.Copy !req
1107. Take your children.Copy !req
1108. Try and make it back
to Mardulak.Copy !req
1109. This is all some
sick joke, right?Copy !req
1110. Nein. Nein.Copy !req
1111. If you value
your life, go now.Copy !req
1112. But we—
David!Copy !req
1113. Stop being
so stubborn.
Let's go!Copy !req
1114. Go! Go!Copy !req
1115. We're here to set you free.Copy !req
1116. Free, do you hear me?Copy !req
1117. This is the only place
you've been free, Jefferson.Copy !req
1118. You call this
freedom?Copy !req
1119. Just leave us alone.Copy !req
1120. The plant works now.Copy !req
1121. Yeah, get out of here.Copy !req
1122. You've got two choices.Copy !req
1123. Join us... or die.Copy !req
1124. Don't make me laugh.Copy !req
1125. You're the only one
with any strength.Copy !req
1126. There's too many of us.Copy !req
1127. I could take every one
of those punks.Copy !req
1128. All right, you bottle-suckers,
are you with us or not?Copy !req
1129. Jefferson's right.Copy !req
1130. This ain't no life
for a vampire.Copy !req
1131. I'm with you, Jefferson.Copy !req
1132. Bailey, what
are you doing?Copy !req
1133. We've worked
too hard for this.Copy !req
1134. Nigel, shut up.Copy !req
1135. Bailey, think about
your friends. Okay?Copy !req
1136. Let go of me, Nigel.
The man's talkin' sense.Copy !req
1137. You'd know it
if you just listen.
He's talking dumb.Copy !req
1138. Take your arm off meCopy !req
1139. or I'm gonna tear it
off of you and shove it
down your throat.Copy !req
1140. Bailey, please,
just listen to some sense.Copy !req
1141. Come on!
Ain't nobody else
comin' with me?Copy !req
1142. Or are you all
a bunch of wimpsCopy !req
1143. like this little candy-assed
artificial bloodsucker?Copy !req
1144. Don't push it.Copy !req
1145. What are you gonna
do about it?Copy !req
1146. Anyone else?Copy !req
1147. Enough.Copy !req
1148. Guns?Copy !req
1149. What kind of bullets
can kill vampires?Copy !req
1150. Ha! Oh!Copy !req
1151. Wooden ones.Copy !req
1152. Charge!Copy !req
1153. Shit!Copy !req
1154. Quick, into the plant!Copy !req
1155. No.Copy !req
1156. At last.Copy !req
1157. Come on! Get up!Copy !req
1158. Gimme a gun!
I want a gun!Copy !req
1159. I'll kill
every one of them!Copy !req
1160. Grab anything wooden.Copy !req
1161. Mort, find Mardulak.Copy !req
1162. Our only chance is
to get hold of those guns.Copy !req
1163. Ooh-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
1164. Welcome to the other side.Copy !req
1165. It has begun.Copy !req
1166. Shall we break out
the crossbows, master?Copy !req
1167. Yes.Copy !req
1168. If it's war he wants...Copy !req
1169. then it's war
he'll get.Copy !req
1170. Jefferson!Copy !req
1171. Good.Copy !req
1172. That means there'll only
be punks around the back.Copy !req
1173. Pierre, Pucci, and a few of us
will try and hold him off.Copy !req
1174. Ramon, go get
some firepower.Copy !req
1175. You bet.Copy !req
1176. Move, move, move!Copy !req
1177. Hand over your guns,
punks.Copy !req
1178. It's been nice
knowing you.Copy !req
1179. Au revoir.Copy !req
1180. Get in there!
Get 'em!Copy !req
1181. Rico, duck.Copy !req
1182. Where's the girl?Copy !req
1183. I don't see the girl!Copy !req
1184. Forget her, Shane.Copy !req
1185. I've done my part.Copy !req
1186. Adios.Copy !req
1187. James, get down!Copy !req
1188. Aah!Copy !req
1189. Great.
No way out.Copy !req
1190. Do something!Copy !req
1191. What? I'm not
a young man anymore.Copy !req
1192. Neat trick, old man.Copy !req
1193. They came back here.Copy !req
1194. Easy.Copy !req
1195. They out there?Copy !req
1196. Damn! They got away.Copy !req
1197. Back to the horses.Copy !req
1198. Come on!Copy !req
1199. Have they gone yet?Copy !req
1200. Shh. Quiet.Copy !req
1201. You okay, David?
Yeah.Copy !req
1202. You son of a bitch.Copy !req
1203. Lookin' a little sweaty, Dave.Copy !req
1204. Come on. David.Copy !req
1205. You've always
been a wimp.Copy !req
1206. All I want is Sarah
and my daughter.Copy !req
1207. Daughter?Copy !req
1208. What's he mean, Mom?Copy !req
1209. David!Copy !req
1210. Shane, let him go!Copy !req
1211. Put the girls
in the car.Copy !req
1212. Run! Get in the car,
girls. Hurry!Copy !req
1213. I never did like you, Shane.Copy !req
1214. Why, Ethan?Copy !req
1215. Your pitiful fear of God.Copy !req
1216. We are special.
We are hunters.Copy !req
1217. We kill.Copy !req
1218. We feed on humans.Copy !req
1219. Like a hundred
other parasites.Copy !req
1220. Like tapeworms.
Like fleas.Copy !req
1221. Like fungus.Copy !req
1222. That's how special
vampires are.Copy !req
1223. Jefferson...Copy !req
1224. I have a barrel pointed
straight at your ugly heart.Copy !req
1225. Tell your pathetic followers
to drop their weapons.Copy !req
1226. Now!Copy !req
1227. Do as he says.Copy !req
1228. Put them down.Copy !req
1229. Take their ammo.
Come on.Copy !req
1230. Hurry, hurry!
Give me that.Copy !req
1231. Take that ammo.Copy !req
1232. Come on, let's go.
Let's go!Copy !req
1233. Come on, Jones!
Hurry up. Come on!Copy !req
1234. You feel like
going for a ride?Copy !req
1235. What?
Come on, come on!Copy !req
1236. Go on. Hurry.Copy !req
1237. Hold on.
There you go.Copy !req
1238. Hang on tight, Julie.
Move it.Copy !req
1239. Move!Copy !req
1240. After them!Copy !req
1241. Hurry! Run!Copy !req
1242. Okay. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
1243. All right, the secret
passageway in the library.Copy !req
1244. You remember where it is?
Yes, Mommy.Copy !req
1245. All right, do you
remember how to get in?Copy !req
1246. Spin the globe.Copy !req
1247. I want you to go in there,Copy !req
1248. and I want you to find
a place to hide.Copy !req
1249. Don't let anyone
see you. Go!Copy !req
1250. Go! Run!
Hurry, run!Copy !req
1251. Sarah!Copy !req
1252. Juliet!Copy !req
1253. Daddy's here.Copy !req
1254. I know you're here somewhere.Copy !req
1255. It's only
a matter of time.Copy !req
1256. David! Where are you going?Copy !req
1257. Hey! Hey!
David, get back!Copy !req
1258. David!
Hey!Copy !req
1259. Let me out!
I've got to get across.Copy !req
1260. It's too late.Copy !req
1261. Shane!Copy !req
1262. Come on back.
I know a way.Copy !req
1263. Here, take this.Copy !req
1264. Aah!Copy !req
1265. You wanna play rough, eh?Copy !req
1266. You said there was
another way over.Copy !req
1267. Mardulak, I'm gonna take
David through the passageway.Copy !req
1268. We've got to stay together.Copy !req
1269. That's his wife over there.Copy !req
1270. You've been
a vampire too long.Copy !req
1271. All right!
David.Copy !req
1272. It's holy water.Copy !req
1273. You may need it.Copy !req
1274. Come on, then!Copy !req
1275. You can't go with just
a human for protection.Copy !req
1276. Dan, look after them!Copy !req
1277. Cover us!Copy !req
1278. Ha ha!Copy !req
1279. Go!Copy !req
1280. Isn't it wonderful
how the world worksCopy !req
1281. in its mysterious ways?Copy !req
1282. Que sera, sera.Copy !req
1283. Whatever will be, will be.Copy !req
1284. About a year ago,
I'm sitting at homeCopy !req
1285. when the phone rings.Copy !req
1286. It's David.Copy !req
1287. David, of all assholes.Copy !req
1288. Some sucker's gone
and bought his process.Copy !req
1289. But he can't
go and build it.Copy !req
1290. He's on another job.Copy !req
1291. So he asks me—Copy !req
1292. You were in class together.Copy !req
1293. You used to be friends.Copy !req
1294. You're the only other personCopy !req
1295. who knew anything
about that process.Copy !req
1296. Yeah, he used to bore me
with his bullshit all day.Copy !req
1297. Anyhow, I go.Copy !req
1298. Hell, why not?Copy !req
1299. The money was good.Copy !req
1300. Cash.Copy !req
1301. It takes me a while
to figure out the real reasonCopy !req
1302. they need a blood plant.Copy !req
1303. So then they make me
into a vampire.Copy !req
1304. Voilà.Copy !req
1305. Idea.Copy !req
1306. Block a valve.Copy !req
1307. Persuade them.
"We need David."Copy !req
1308. You see, I know
he won't go anywhereCopy !req
1309. without his beautiful
wife and kids.Copy !req
1310. Find out that Jefferson
is planning a revolution.Copy !req
1311. Even better.
Time it perfectly.Copy !req
1312. And now, you're here
on this wild night.Copy !req
1313. You and my daughter.Copy !req
1314. I told David about Juliet.Copy !req
1315. You should have
seen his face.Copy !req
1316. Well, I couldn't get you
when I was human.Copy !req
1317. You still wanted that
half-baked wiener, David.Copy !req
1318. But now...Copy !req
1319. now there's nothing
you can do to stop me.Copy !req
1320. I came to visit you
the other night.Copy !req
1321. Remember?Copy !req
1322. Flap, flap, flap.Copy !req
1323. Shane, don't.Copy !req
1324. And now,
my dark angel,Copy !req
1325. take my immortal kiss.Copy !req
1326. Shane, don't.Copy !req
1327. Tell me you want me,
Sarah.Copy !req
1328. Tell me you want me, baby.Copy !req
1329. Shane.Copy !req
1330. Take me.Copy !req
1331. Take me.Copy !req
1332. No! No!Copy !req
1333. Sarah!Copy !req
1334. David, up here!Copy !req
1335. You want to
watch him die?Copy !req
1336. This is personal.Copy !req
1337. David!Copy !req
1338. Sarah!Copy !req
1339. You got about
a half a secondCopy !req
1340. to step away
from my wife, Shane.Copy !req
1341. David.
You okay?Copy !req
1342. I'm all right.Copy !req
1343. Time's up.Copy !req
1344. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
1345. In the heart, David.Copy !req
1346. In the heart.Copy !req
1347. Stranglers in the night,Copy !req
1348. exchanging glances.Copy !req
1349. Lovers at first bite.Copy !req
1350. Good. Slow. Slow.Copy !req
1351. Ready? Aah!Copy !req
1352. The gun!
Throw me the gun!Copy !req
1353. In the heart, Shane.Copy !req
1354. In the heart.Copy !req
1355. Maybe we should see
what damageCopy !req
1356. we can do
from this side, ja?Copy !req
1357. Right.Copy !req
1358. Will you be okay?Copy !req
1359. I'll be fine.Copy !req
1360. Let's go!Copy !req
1361. Get back
to Mardulak.Copy !req
1362. You don't
stand a chance.
I want to help you!Copy !req
1363. It's not
your war.Copy !req
1364. I got an idea.Copy !req
1365. I told the girls
to hide down here.Copy !req
1366. Gwen!
Juliet!Copy !req
1367. It's Daddy.
It's okay.Copy !req
1368. Come on. You don't
have to hide—Copy !req
1369. No! Girls.Copy !req
1370. Someone must have stolen
Mardulak's mother.Copy !req
1371. It was empty.Copy !req
1372. Mommy and Daddy
have to do something.
All right?Copy !req
1373. Good hiding place?
The best.Copy !req
1374. But you can't
come out yet.Copy !req
1375. Mom.
McDonald's.Copy !req
1376. Big Mac?
Each.
Deal.Copy !req
1377. Hide.Copy !req
1378. Stop firing!Copy !req
1379. Well, now.Copy !req
1380. Look what we got here.Copy !req
1381. Don't worry,
little pretty.Copy !req
1382. I ain't gonna shoot you.Copy !req
1383. I'm gonna kill you
with my own dirty hands.Copy !req
1384. And before you die,Copy !req
1385. you're gonna feel
these dirty handsCopy !req
1386. all over your clean,
white body.Copy !req
1387. What are you gonna
do with that?Copy !req
1388. It ain't gonna rain.Copy !req
1389. Huh?Copy !req
1390. Wood!
I need wood!Copy !req
1391. David!Copy !req
1392. More wood!Copy !req
1393. I ran out of bullets!Copy !req
1394. Stop firing.
Stop firing.Copy !req
1395. Hold your fire!Copy !req
1396. Mardulak?Copy !req
1397. I have a friend
of yours here.Copy !req
1398. If you want to see
her pretty face alive again,Copy !req
1399. throw down your guns.Copy !req
1400. Do as he says!Copy !req
1401. Shoot them.Copy !req
1402. Are you going to simply
kill us, Jefferson,Copy !req
1403. without ever
really knowing?Copy !req
1404. You always said we
were the same age...Copy !req
1405. that you could
beat me one on one.Copy !req
1406. Or was that just some more
of your Jeffersonian bullshit?Copy !req
1407. Don't push me, Mardulak.Copy !req
1408. I'm giving you
and your pathetic wimpsCopy !req
1409. a chance to die quickly.Copy !req
1410. Why? Are you afraid?Copy !req
1411. And this is the manCopy !req
1412. you're willing
to risk eternity for?Copy !req
1413. All right, Mardulak.Copy !req
1414. Give me your gun.Copy !req
1415. Don't worry.
She'll be all right.Copy !req
1416. Back!Copy !req
1417. You, give him yours.Copy !req
1418. Vampire to vampire.Copy !req
1419. Pass me the wood.Copy !req
1420. Do you mind telling me
what you're doing?Copy !req
1421. We're going up
on the roof.Copy !req
1422. You beat me.Copy !req
1423. How the hell
did you beat me?Copy !req
1424. Did you really think
we were the same age,
pilgrim?Copy !req
1425. I was getting
a little too famous.Copy !req
1426. I had to change my name.Copy !req
1427. Change your—Copy !req
1428. It's not possible.Copy !req
1429. Don't be so shocked.Copy !req
1430. Think of it this way.Copy !req
1431. The last thing
you will ever seeCopy !req
1432. will be the face
of the greatest vampireCopy !req
1433. the world has ever known.Copy !req
1434. It can't be. He died.Copy !req
1435. He died, I tell you.Copy !req
1436. Count Dracula.Copy !req
1437. It's been a pleasure
knowing you.Copy !req
1438. Good-bye, Jefferson.Copy !req
1439. You should have died
all those years ago.Copy !req
1440. At least you would
have died as a god,Copy !req
1441. not as a traitor
to your kind.Copy !req
1442. Shoot them.Copy !req
1443. Push! Push!Copy !req
1444. We have been forgiven.Copy !req
1445. At last.Copy !req
1446. We've been forgiven.Copy !req
1447. My limo will carry
you back home.Copy !req
1448. And, of course,
we will fix and return
your car to you.Copy !req
1449. You sure you don't want me
to stay and help youCopy !req
1450. rebuild your plant?Copy !req
1451. No, it's
not necessary.Copy !req
1452. Now that we have
your blueprints,Copy !req
1453. I'm sure we can do it
fine by ourselves.Copy !req
1454. That's quite a task.Copy !req
1455. There are many more of us
out there to be converted.Copy !req
1456. This town is only
the beginning.Copy !req
1457. Was he telling the truth
about being my daddy?Copy !req
1458. Oh, Julie,
don't be silly.Copy !req
1459. He was a mad person,
lying, that's all.Copy !req
1460. You mean—Copy !req
1461. Yes. Daddy's your dad.Copy !req
1462. Dad.Copy !req
1463. I love you, Daddy.Copy !req
1464. Oh, I love you,
sweetheart. Mmm.Copy !req
1465. And remember,
the past is the past.Copy !req
1466. We have begun
a new life tonight.Copy !req
1467. Let us hope
it is not in vain.Copy !req
1468. In vein!Copy !req
1469. I— I kind of like it.Copy !req
1470. Let's go home.
Let's go home.Copy !req
1471. Let's go.
Get in the car.Copy !req
1472. Quick, quick, quick.
Quick. Bye.Copy !req
1473. With— With the—Copy !req
1474. See,
we're vampires.Copy !req
1475. We got the—Copy !req
1476. Closed-Captioned By
Burbank, CAServices, Inc.Copy !req